WEBVTT - Meet The Experts: S&M

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<v Speaker 2>Hey, welcome to the Unofficial Expert.

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<v Speaker 1>Unofficial Expert, where we think that we can figure out

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<v Speaker 1>who's who thinks they're smart and who thinks they're dumb.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah. I'm Sydney Washington and I'm Marie no last name,

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<v Speaker 2>no like Beyonce or share. And people are like Marie

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<v Speaker 2>who works at CBS.

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<v Speaker 1>That's a different that's Mary, Mary that's married. That's somebody

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<v Speaker 1>else that ain't different.

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<v Speaker 2>Different hairstyle, different woman.

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<v Speaker 1>Different face, different cheek, bones, every different, like big toenail.

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<v Speaker 1>It's just everything is different.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, all right, so what's what is this podcast about? Marie?

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, So Sidney, we're friends, right, like, I mean, she

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<v Speaker 1>she died so sometimes. But we like live in New

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<v Speaker 1>York City where we meet interesting literally every day every day.

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<v Speaker 1>And a lot of our friends are comedians, so you

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<v Speaker 1>know what that means. They don't have jobs, but they

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<v Speaker 1>all think they're really good at something specific or we have.

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<v Speaker 1>Sydney has a lot of friends, right, you know a

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<v Speaker 1>lot of people I.

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<v Speaker 2>Think they're experts in just things that no one cares about.

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<v Speaker 1>So what we're gonna do is every week we're gonna

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<v Speaker 1>talk to a different person who thinks they're an expert

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<v Speaker 1>at something really insignificant, something really like, really, you're an

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<v Speaker 1>expert at getting.

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<v Speaker 2>Fired, like being a wingman, or like being a single mom,

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<v Speaker 2>or getting stuff for free, or an expert drag queen. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>all since those things are just like, Okay, you're an

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<v Speaker 2>expert at are you getting any money for it? Now?

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<v Speaker 1>You know you know you're not. We have a white

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<v Speaker 1>woman whisperer that we.

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<v Speaker 2>Going to talk to you. Sure do. We have a

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<v Speaker 2>hood expert.

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<v Speaker 1>We have a drug expert.

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<v Speaker 2>Brooklyn expert. We have so many experts. It goes on

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<v Speaker 2>and on, and we just keep making up experts as

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<v Speaker 2>we go.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah, we're like, well this dude must be good

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<v Speaker 1>at something. You're an expert at staying at your mom's

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<v Speaker 1>house well into your thirty yes.

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<v Speaker 2>Or you're like, how to live with your mom properly,

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<v Speaker 2>Like I'm an expert at living with mothers. That's it? No,

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<v Speaker 2>I like that. That's fine. Everyone's gotta live with her

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<v Speaker 2>mom at least once.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, when you're born and then until college. Like, how

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<v Speaker 1>old were you when you left your mom's house?

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<v Speaker 2>College?

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<v Speaker 1>So so when you got out of college, you didn't

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<v Speaker 1>go back to your mom's house.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, Ramona wasn't letting me back in for real. Yes,

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<v Speaker 2>she wouldn't let you back in the house. Now she's like,

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<v Speaker 2>don't you dare come back here. You gotta get your

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<v Speaker 2>own place, so I stay with my friend.

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<v Speaker 1>What wait, Ramona is seven?

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<v Speaker 2>Listen that wig stay tilted. She don't give no damns.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my god, even if you stood out there like

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<v Speaker 1>and with a boombox facing her window playing gospel hymns,

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<v Speaker 1>she still wouldn't let you in the house.

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<v Speaker 2>Listen. Ramona would have let me in when I was

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<v Speaker 2>in high school and I would come in I don't know,

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<v Speaker 2>twenty minutes late. She would lock the door and I

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<v Speaker 2>would call her phone over and over and over again,

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<v Speaker 2>and she would let me wait outside for like forty

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<v Speaker 2>five minutes.

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<v Speaker 1>Wait, why would she do that? I don't know why

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<v Speaker 1>parents do that? So she's like, bring ass here all

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<v Speaker 1>the time. Yeah, but like you're what. You want me

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<v Speaker 1>to get home early because you feel like I'm gonna

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<v Speaker 1>get into some trouble, so you let me stay outside

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<v Speaker 1>for forty five minutes because you think no one's gonna

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<v Speaker 1>kidnap my six years.

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<v Speaker 2>I wasn't outside. I was just in the hallway, just

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<v Speaker 2>embarrassing in front of the Joe, just on the banjo

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<v Speaker 2>playing the harmonica. Yeah, hope, and somebody will give us

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<v Speaker 2>some change and whatnot.

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<v Speaker 1>Excuse me letters gentlemen, like you're trying to raise some

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<v Speaker 1>money for my basketball team.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm trying to stay off these streets because my mom

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<v Speaker 2>locked me out right. So you know, people want to

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<v Speaker 2>know about us, what are we experts in? So we did?

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<v Speaker 2>We did? We thoroughly explain what the show was. You

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<v Speaker 2>think that they got it. You think they're experts on

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<v Speaker 2>the unofficial expert Yeah, like the person that always has

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<v Speaker 2>the statistics like eighty percent of like white men stay

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<v Speaker 2>doing blah blah blah. It's like, where did you come

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<v Speaker 2>up with this statistic?

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<v Speaker 1>Eighty percent of white man will kill you and cut

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<v Speaker 1>you up, you in the trunk, which dread that somewhere

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<v Speaker 1>that is true. But also wet men will wear sandals

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<v Speaker 1>in the rain.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, or they're like forty eight point seven percent of

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<v Speaker 2>women have orgasms from reverse cowgirl, Like wait, cool, listen,

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<v Speaker 2>let me tell you something.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, I feel like the stat is like something like

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<v Speaker 1>sixty percent of all women have never orgasmed during sex.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, I think it's more than that, like probably eighty. Okay,

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<v Speaker 2>you hear that. Eight.

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<v Speaker 1>So I feel like a lot of women fake it too.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not an actress summer comedian, so I will uh,

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<v Speaker 1>you're on your pean and then be like, you gotta

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<v Speaker 1>go because I'm not here to make you feel better.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not here to tell you that it was amazing.

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<v Speaker 1>How about you get up and make me a sandwich. Damn,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm an expert at eating sand.

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<v Speaker 2>You're definitely gonna get killed by white man. By white man. No,

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<v Speaker 2>I'm back to black man. Oh that's good for you.

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<v Speaker 1>I've come back to the dark side.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, you're helping the community.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm good at making the community. Just feel uplifted.

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<v Speaker 2>Just glow up, that glow up, right, that glow up.

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<v Speaker 2>So this is what we're doing and this is who

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<v Speaker 2>we are. But I think that you guys should know

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<v Speaker 2>that we're also really good at stuff too, Like we're smart.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh we have We're an expert at something at least

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<v Speaker 2>once or twice a day. Oh, every day.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm like, wow, we use that.

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<v Speaker 2>Word expert very loosely white, so it's just the whole

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<v Speaker 2>thing is just open. What is I don't know what

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<v Speaker 2>a synonym for expert, but we're the antonym of experts exactly.

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<v Speaker 2>So Marie, what are you an expert in? Overall? Right now?

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<v Speaker 1>I'm an expert at being like just the solid Christian woman,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, just not a queen, just please, But I

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<v Speaker 1>know that I'm being serious expert queen, expert, queen queen.

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<v Speaker 1>Just when I walk down the street, people are like, oh,

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<v Speaker 1>so Regal.

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<v Speaker 2>It's because you're always wearing your hair bag.

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<v Speaker 1>And I got this high just regal queen. For he

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<v Speaker 1>your collar bone is always alone hill like money looks

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<v Speaker 1>like money.

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<v Speaker 2>I think if you have a long neck, clavicles and

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<v Speaker 2>your hair up, it's very queen.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm also rocking a neck tattoo right now, Yes you are,

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<v Speaker 1>this dude. This dude downstairs was like, that's that's a

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<v Speaker 1>real tattoo or not. So I'm also an expert now

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<v Speaker 1>with trapping dudes who fresh out of prisons.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh nice. The security guards love you, they love you.

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<v Speaker 2>So that's what I'm an expert at. Every day but

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<v Speaker 2>I used to be an expert at all things setting

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<v Speaker 2>it off. Does that make sense?

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<v Speaker 1>No, I was an expert at just stealing. I'm not

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<v Speaker 1>gonna say robbing because that sounds like a crime. Stealing

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<v Speaker 1>is innocent. No, stealing sounds bad as well. No, no, no,

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<v Speaker 1>because people still most people steal from work every day.

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<v Speaker 1>Like when you go to work and you print out

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<v Speaker 1>your own like stuff, that's technically stealing.

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<v Speaker 2>Listen, don't you give me these bullshit ass explanations because

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<v Speaker 2>you a thief?

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<v Speaker 1>Well I am, okay's stealing, but I don't listen. I'm retired. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm out the game. I'm not stealing no more.

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<v Speaker 2>Also, don't have a day job, So that's why it was.

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<v Speaker 1>But I wasn't only just stealing from work. I used

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<v Speaker 1>to steal from like stores and stuff as a kid.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, we'll get down to it. They get get weird.

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<v Speaker 2>Did you let me start stealing? Okay?

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<v Speaker 1>Well, okay, So I was drafted into the stealing set

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<v Speaker 1>it to all Cleo game the finals. No, no, no, no,

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<v Speaker 1>I was. I made it. I was a plu pop

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<v Speaker 1>warner stealing when I was in first grade.

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<v Speaker 2>I told you in you first grade six five five.

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<v Speaker 2>I was. I was a young scholar. So I was

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<v Speaker 2>stealing like school supplies from like the school store and stuff.

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<v Speaker 1>And I was stealing you know, stuff like that, books

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<v Speaker 1>and people snacks that.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh don't you dare? Oh, I was stealing books. So

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<v Speaker 2>just you know, I just want to read. I was.

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<v Speaker 1>I used to read a lot. Sidney. Listen, Sidney, you

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<v Speaker 1>sound like somebody who don't read good.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, listen, I just lost a bet because I don't

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<v Speaker 2>read enough.

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<v Speaker 1>No, you don't read at all.

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<v Speaker 2>I do. The last book you read, Catcher in the Rye,

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<v Speaker 2>and that was that was like before your fourth grade.

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<v Speaker 2>The Summer Reading Program, nineteen ninety three, Summer Reading Program,

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<v Speaker 2>the coldest winter ever. That's my sister. So so is

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<v Speaker 2>that the one where the girl's name was Mercedes. No,

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<v Speaker 2>it was Winter fool. Wasn't there a y?

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<v Speaker 1>Okay? But didn't Winter have like a friend that had

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<v Speaker 1>like the name her name was like Mercedes or something.

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<v Speaker 2>I digress Annie who thief? Continue? So I was stealing

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<v Speaker 2>a bunch of stuff as a kid. I would steal

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<v Speaker 2>snacks out of people's backpacks. Okay, get into this because okay,

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<v Speaker 2>so you know my mom is a good Haitian woman

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<v Speaker 2>and she's a nurse.

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<v Speaker 1>So we didn't eat junk food as kids. Like that's

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<v Speaker 1>why I don't eat a lot of candy now, so

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<v Speaker 1>I don't need it, like it's too much.

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<v Speaker 2>And your teeth are wonderful. Oh thank you.

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<v Speaker 1>I need to get a crown anyway, that's me here

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<v Speaker 1>north crumb for my head over my mouth. And so

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<v Speaker 1>my mom would give us like the most basic snacks,

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<v Speaker 1>like carrot sticks and like banana that is vanilla yogurt terrible.

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<v Speaker 1>So that's what I was coming to school with every day,

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<v Speaker 1>and all you know, all the white kids was coming

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<v Speaker 1>with like dunk rus and like gushers and like potato sticks.

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<v Speaker 1>And you had no friends and lunchibles. Oh yeah, I

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<v Speaker 1>am No. I was a cute kid. Anyway, I didn't

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<v Speaker 1>have no kids, no friends because I was fighting kids

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<v Speaker 1>taking toys that I wasn't playing with. But I would steal.

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<v Speaker 2>Their snacks out of their backpacks and then I would

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<v Speaker 2>bring my snack back home and my mom would be like,

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<v Speaker 2>you didn't eat and I know what the banana was black.

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<v Speaker 2>Did you ever get caught stealings? Oh yes, I got

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<v Speaker 2>caught playoff.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, So I was in fourth grade, So I've been

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<v Speaker 1>doing it for like, legit five years.

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<v Speaker 2>Damn the fact that you know when you got caught.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, because I remember what teacher it was. You were

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<v Speaker 1>a pretty serious, mister. It was mister Nicolino, fourth grade. Hey,

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<v Speaker 1>you called it, mister nick. He was my first gig.

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<v Speaker 1>He was my first dude teacher. I didn't even know

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<v Speaker 1>guys could be teachers.

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<v Speaker 2>Did he wear kaggies?

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<v Speaker 1>He wore kakies all the time. They were always like

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<v Speaker 1>pressed and starched. He was young too, so he was cool, right, Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>white dude button up. He always listened to like the

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<v Speaker 1>Beast Boys. Did he have the like short sleeve button up?

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<v Speaker 1>Because I know teachers love those. I feel like it

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<v Speaker 1>was a long sleeve. Maybe like his spring button up

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<v Speaker 1>was short. I don't know anyway, So this girl snack

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<v Speaker 1>went missing, probably for like the third time that week,

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<v Speaker 1>because I was like, yo, mother be hooking her up.

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<v Speaker 1>She got fruit by the foot and fruit, my joe.

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<v Speaker 2>I would eat these people snack in front of them

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<v Speaker 2>at snack like, damn, your mother didn't pack your lunch?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, and I would just eat. So anyway, he had

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<v Speaker 1>everybody lighted up against the wall, right, and I was like,

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<v Speaker 1>what's happening?

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<v Speaker 2>And then he went through all the backpacks while we watched,

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<v Speaker 2>and I was like, oh my god, he's about to get.

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<v Speaker 1>To my tweety bird backbone. And you know, I'm young

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<v Speaker 1>and dumb. I didn't try to hide it. I didn't

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<v Speaker 1>wrap but nothing. I just put it like I stole

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<v Speaker 1>it and then stuck it at the top. It was

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<v Speaker 1>like right at the top of my trapic keeper.

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<v Speaker 2>So this girl hopped off the line and she was

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<v Speaker 2>like she said something to him, and he was like, okay, cool.

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<v Speaker 1>So he didn't check her backpack, and I was.

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<v Speaker 2>Like, what did she say?

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<v Speaker 1>Whatever she said, I have to say too, right, but

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<v Speaker 1>I didn't know what it was, so I just I

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<v Speaker 1>don't remember what I said, but I said, some there's

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<v Speaker 1>embarrassing stuff in my backpack, please don't jacket.

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<v Speaker 2>Meanwhile, you were in the fourth grade. There was no period,

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<v Speaker 2>There was no insolin for your diabetes, no nothing, nothing. No.

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<v Speaker 1>I should have been like, I wet myself and I put.

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<v Speaker 2>You should have just broke out in the see Jert,

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<v Speaker 2>somebody get some orange juice. Oh my god, a snipers bar.

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<v Speaker 1>You know, I wasn't as a gifted and lying as

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<v Speaker 1>I am now, so I couldn't think of something.

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<v Speaker 2>I just was like broke out in hives. Yeah, but

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<v Speaker 2>see I'm not literally nothing. I just was like, well,

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<v Speaker 2>let me just see, let me just see how this out.

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<v Speaker 1>So it guess the my purple tweety backpack and there

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<v Speaker 1>they are right at the top of my backpack, just perched.

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<v Speaker 1>It was like, I think it was like the cheese

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<v Speaker 1>and crackers with the little red applicator oooh, the ritch

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<v Speaker 1>one something like that. But it was like hers like

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<v Speaker 1>had her name on them, and I was like, well,

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<v Speaker 1>you didn't know my middle name is an Elise, so

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<v Speaker 1>with their name on their snacks, her snack kept getting

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<v Speaker 1>stolen by my blackett.

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<v Speaker 2>And did you feel some type of way by being

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<v Speaker 2>black and stealing snow?

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<v Speaker 1>Because I didn't know what black was when I was

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<v Speaker 1>in fourth grade.

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<v Speaker 2>I was you know, I thought I was just you know,

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<v Speaker 2>but somebody somebody saw it was like niggas.

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<v Speaker 1>So that's probably got that, probably Italian, so they don't

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<v Speaker 1>really ride with us like that.

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<v Speaker 2>He was like a freaking black women black women. So

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<v Speaker 2>that was basically you graduated. There was your initiation to thievery.

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<v Speaker 2>So when did you upgrade. Well, when I went to college. No, no, no.

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<v Speaker 1>When I got to high school, my friend had a car,

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<v Speaker 1>so we would steal from like the mall. We would

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<v Speaker 1>steal clothes and brons.

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<v Speaker 2>And you were all black.

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<v Speaker 1>We had one light skin friend, so you all were black.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, brown people stealing.

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<v Speaker 1>When I was in high school, all my friends looked

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<v Speaker 1>like me except for the light skinned person, beautiful.

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<v Speaker 2>I used to hang out with white chicks that stole

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<v Speaker 2>from Bloomingdale's. And see that is something like pretty serious

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<v Speaker 2>about their stealing.

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<v Speaker 1>What were they taking like pocket book Dooney and Burkman.

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<v Speaker 2>No, like Ralph Lauren Cardigan sweaters and like lacrosse shirts

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<v Speaker 2>and just like anything that was very popular at the

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<v Speaker 2>time that everybody had. They were stealing. So were you

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<v Speaker 2>stealing with them? Girl? No, I was shivering in my boots.

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<v Speaker 2>I was just there for the ride. I was like

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<v Speaker 2>I probably realized. I was like, oh, so I'm like

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<v Speaker 2>the dummy that they're probably like, oh, she's the one

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<v Speaker 2>who's stealing. And then they run out. Oh, because you

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<v Speaker 2>know they were watching you.

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<v Speaker 1>Probably they weren't watching Robin and London and broke whatever the.

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<v Speaker 2>Hill, the scapegoat. They were like that that woman right there.

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<v Speaker 2>They probably whispered as scared. Did they ever get caught?

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<v Speaker 2>You know what? I stopped hanging out with them because

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<v Speaker 2>I would get too nervous. I was like, I can't

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<v Speaker 2>believe that they were still makeup from the cosmetic department,

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<v Speaker 2>and it's always mad people at the g. They were

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<v Speaker 2>stealing Bobby Brown, Bobby Brown. I was like, I was like,

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<v Speaker 2>you know what, y'all stealing Bobby Brown. I can't because

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<v Speaker 2>I'm thinking, like Bobby Brown, like, it's somebody black with him.

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<v Speaker 2>You miss my love and my bug and the love.

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<v Speaker 2>I was like, yo, you're stealing from a black person.

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<v Speaker 2>I can't. And then I realized she's white, so well

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<v Speaker 2>then yes, I think she's Jewish. Listen. I was like,

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<v Speaker 2>you're stealing from Bobby Brown. I'm in high school, dumb,

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<v Speaker 2>but yeah, I used to hang out with white people still,

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<v Speaker 2>So your black ass was stealing in the mall? Oh yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>we would. My friend would have to get away car.

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<v Speaker 2>We my friend would stay the car.

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<v Speaker 1>She never stole nothing. She would be like, whatever you

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<v Speaker 1>guys get, make sure you get me something too.

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<v Speaker 2>She was smart. What would y'all steal? Oh?

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<v Speaker 1>We were stealing clothes?

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<v Speaker 2>And stuff.

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<v Speaker 1>We were like, I stole like a dkn y tube

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<v Speaker 1>top that I probably still have.

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<v Speaker 2>I sold. I hope that you haven't Union Union Bay

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<v Speaker 2>jeans or something stupid like that, like baby fat stuff.

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<v Speaker 2>Pac Sun No, I wasn't. I've never owned anything from

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<v Speaker 2>Pacsun on the hock surfer. I'm not a surfer dude.

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<v Speaker 2>But that's like a very mall brand. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>But then when I got to college, I then happened

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<v Speaker 1>to find some friends who were also criminals. So we

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<v Speaker 1>would see we would go to the mall. We had

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<v Speaker 1>a friend who worked at this store and he was like,

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<v Speaker 1>they ain't got no cameras. He was like, they they

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<v Speaker 1>can't see if you're taking stuff. And I was like,

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<v Speaker 1>oh we got an inside man. He was like, and

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<v Speaker 1>then the censors at the door don't work.

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<v Speaker 2>And we were like, you guys were like bootleg Oceans eleven.

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<v Speaker 1>It was legit, Yes, Ocean's eleven. It was like Oceans

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<v Speaker 1>like eight.

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<v Speaker 2>It was like Oceans five because it was like five

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<v Speaker 2>of us. We would see stuff like I got some

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<v Speaker 2>uh some baby fat sling back key. Oh. I used

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<v Speaker 2>to love baby fat pressed. I would love the underwear

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<v Speaker 2>for baby fat panties. Yes, they did see through. Oh

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<v Speaker 2>that's because he was nasty, because he was fat. I

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<v Speaker 2>was like, oh the little cat on my cat already.

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<v Speaker 2>The dudes in the staircase ain't.

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<v Speaker 1>Such a classy ass, late Dick Kimora, Wait, how much

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<v Speaker 1>did the panties used to call to you?

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<v Speaker 2>Remember? Yo? Like twelve fifteen dollars for.

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<v Speaker 1>A pair of sheer Kimora leads, yes.

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<v Speaker 2>And then we have like the little the emblem that

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<v Speaker 2>like came out the like metal one. I have like

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<v Speaker 2>a metal pan yea yea yeah, yeah that would rip

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<v Speaker 2>your panties up in the dryer. And you were like,

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<v Speaker 2>why is this like in the crack of my ass?

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<v Speaker 2>This hurts? And then you're like, oh, I kind of

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<v Speaker 2>like this. I'm sitting you watching it, and I'm the.

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<v Speaker 1>But I never got arrested for stealing.

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<v Speaker 2>You're here today.

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<v Speaker 1>I stole a love the jacket ones super cute.

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<v Speaker 2>So, Marie, since you've been stealing for a long no, no, no.

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<v Speaker 1>No, since I had been stealing for a long time,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm out here just stealing people bands, now stealing people's

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<v Speaker 1>fathers from their homes.

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<v Speaker 2>Is do you have like tips? What was the dudes

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<v Speaker 2>or don'ts Oh, you want me to help the community.

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<v Speaker 2>We want to know how you survive stealing out in

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<v Speaker 2>these streets.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, I think the most important thing is to go

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<v Speaker 1>with your gut. If you feel like somebody watching you,

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<v Speaker 1>somebody's probably watching your black ass. Also, don't you try

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<v Speaker 1>to steal from like these Chinese owned businesses because they

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<v Speaker 1>watch black people.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh yes, they watch us. I think was it Minister Society.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah, when they came in and it was like

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<v Speaker 1>nigg Yeah, hurry up and buy like that one that movie.

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<v Speaker 2>Let everybody know, like, oh you know it. Don't fuck

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<v Speaker 2>with them? Yeah at all.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, Also I have I have some statistics for you

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<v Speaker 1>because I am an expert and I prepared my materials.

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<v Speaker 2>Look at you on the train.

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<v Speaker 1>I think that in actuality, the people who are the

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<v Speaker 1>biggest thieves are old white women and then they fake

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<v Speaker 1>like they got I don't know, dementia and they're only

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<v Speaker 1>way to dialysis and they didn't realize they didn't pay

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<v Speaker 1>for no other stuff.

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<v Speaker 2>But they're very aware and they steal. So ninety six

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<v Speaker 2>percent of thieves are white women, and sinn you hung

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<v Speaker 2>out with some of them. They were stealing from blow

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<v Speaker 2>me down. So where did you find this?

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<v Speaker 1>I found it on my phone as I was typing

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<v Speaker 1>it for this meeting.

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<v Speaker 2>Can we just get a reference? Do you have an Oh?

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<v Speaker 1>You want me to cite my source?

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<v Speaker 2>Yes? Can you source?

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<v Speaker 1>My source is lomans By my mom's house. There was

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<v Speaker 1>a lomans By there and it was always some white lady.

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<v Speaker 2>And they're just stealing like I don't know, uh and

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<v Speaker 2>tail aloft or white House, black market, terrible fult If

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<v Speaker 2>you're stealing Banana Republic, kill yourself like that is just awful.

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<v Speaker 1>Legit in they're stealing like Anne Klein patent level and Mary.

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<v Speaker 2>Jane's regular slingbacks? Is that a sling back? Or you

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<v Speaker 2>weren't a sling back, Barbara, No.

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<v Speaker 1>A sling back kitten wedge with the corkscrew, or like

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<v Speaker 1>the hard wooden clogs that they are.

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<v Speaker 2>Do you know what clouds I'm talking about? What you're

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<v Speaker 2>talking about, the ones that they were socks with two?

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<v Speaker 2>I hate it? So okay, I like I like the

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<v Speaker 2>way you cite. I like the way you say Marie.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, I'm super serious about what I'm doing. So Lemona, I'm.

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<v Speaker 2>Gonna POI you okay, go ahead. Uh. Number one white

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<v Speaker 2>woman that was caught stealing a ride.

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<v Speaker 1>Johnny Depp was beating that ass because he was like,

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<v Speaker 1>you got me out here looking messed up?

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<v Speaker 2>Uh, how do you unhook one of those security things?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh see, I wasn't doing those. I thought they were

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<v Speaker 2>supposed to like wrap your bag in like a luminofoil

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<v Speaker 2>or something. I heard that you're supposed to put. You

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<v Speaker 2>can use a paper clip and shove it in and

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<v Speaker 2>like try to unhook the lock that's in it.

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<v Speaker 1>Is that what you heard? Is that what you're white?

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<v Speaker 1>Bloomingdale's friends telled you, Becky have Bloomy's.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm not gonna say because I'm not an expert at this,

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<v Speaker 2>but I didn't. We go on a blog where there

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<v Speaker 2>was people who were boosting.

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<v Speaker 1>There's a tumblr page.

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<v Speaker 2>Do you have the name of the tumbler.

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<v Speaker 1>It's called White Women who Will Not Get Stopped and

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<v Speaker 1>Will Not Shut it down?

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<v Speaker 2>Open Up Shop.

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<v Speaker 1>And it's this blog and it's all white girls giving

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<v Speaker 1>each other's tips and tricks and pointers on how to

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<v Speaker 1>steal stuff. And it's all about just them showing off

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<v Speaker 1>all the crap that they've stolen.

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<v Speaker 2>And it was like like thousands of dollars with the

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<v Speaker 2>stuff that they stole mad makeup, And I was like, Yo,

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<v Speaker 2>how can I hit up one of these people? Can

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<v Speaker 2>they stealing like Mac and stealing like Bobby Brown and

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<v Speaker 2>seeing no Michael Cores. Well, Michael Cors.

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<v Speaker 1>Is basically the new baby fat mail.

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<v Speaker 2>Like, if I see another old black lady on the

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<v Speaker 2>train with a Michael corspocketbook, I'm a steal hor herse

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<v Speaker 2>or the watch well, I.

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<v Speaker 1>Mean I have to watch.

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<v Speaker 2>And this blog is very informative. It tells you the places,

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<v Speaker 2>like what time security comes in, what times they take,

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<v Speaker 2>They know.

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<v Speaker 1>Where the shift changes are, they know what stores have cameras.

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<v Speaker 1>So it's like my homeboy in college, except it's a

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<v Speaker 1>community of just young white women online who are helping

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<v Speaker 1>you be the best criminal that you can be.

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<v Speaker 2>So why did you give up your life a crime?

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<v Speaker 2>I started to feel bad about it. Wow, isn't that crazy?

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<v Speaker 2>That's knowing you feeling bad about you know what I mean?

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<v Speaker 1>I was like, you know what, I am a grown ass,

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<v Speaker 1>broke ass woman. If I get caught stealing, they're gonna

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<v Speaker 1>throw my black ass and.

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<v Speaker 2>Or shoot me. You should like, I have a mother

0:21:40.800 --> 0:21:43.280
<v Speaker 2>and a father. I shouldn't be stealing. Listen, my mom

0:21:43.359 --> 0:21:45.520
<v Speaker 2>and dad don't even know that I was stealing for

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<v Speaker 2>so long, mister and missus Foston.

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<v Speaker 1>Hey, I mean, hey, Bobby, but Sidney, that's what you know.

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<v Speaker 1>I was good at stealings. So I did that for years,

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<v Speaker 1>and uh, I'm retired now, even though every once in

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<v Speaker 1>a while I want to come back like MJ. But

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<v Speaker 1>you know, I feel like right now I'm out here

0:22:05.359 --> 0:22:06.320
<v Speaker 1>just stealing hearts.

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<v Speaker 2>Ooh, I and our uneficial expert for the evenings Free Foston.

0:22:13.920 --> 0:22:16.320
<v Speaker 1>And I keep saying my last name after I told

0:22:16.400 --> 0:22:20.240
<v Speaker 1>you I'm just like share or Shaggy, Okay, like people don't.

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<v Speaker 2>Need to know it wasn't me. Sidney, What the hell are.

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<v Speaker 1>You good at? Because you are good at asking questions

0:22:27.080 --> 0:22:30.720
<v Speaker 1>to criminals like me, But like, you gotta have another.

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<v Speaker 2>Ski I watched Colombo a lot, and I just feel

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<v Speaker 2>like we need an interrogation light over to that.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know what Colombo is. I thought that was

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<v Speaker 1>a yogurt.

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<v Speaker 2>No, so it's an old movie that I mean, an

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<v Speaker 2>old series that's like before my time, Like my mother

0:22:45.119 --> 0:22:47.200
<v Speaker 2>used to watch it and I was a baby. When

0:22:47.200 --> 0:22:48.159
<v Speaker 2>you watch it and then.

0:22:48.040 --> 0:22:50.520
<v Speaker 1>She and then she would lock you outside so she

0:22:50.560 --> 0:22:51.760
<v Speaker 1>could watch Colombo.

0:22:51.440 --> 0:22:53.320
<v Speaker 2>And then she would let me know that, like, oh,

0:22:53.400 --> 0:22:55.480
<v Speaker 2>she would go to work and she would put Colombo

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<v Speaker 2>on a night so that that was the only way

0:22:58.760 --> 0:23:01.520
<v Speaker 2>I could go to sleep. And I ended up knowing

0:23:01.520 --> 0:23:05.600
<v Speaker 2>about Colombo as a I don't know a teenager. AnyWho.

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<v Speaker 2>What am I good at? I'm good at collecting friends.

0:23:09.640 --> 0:23:14.000
<v Speaker 2>I'm sorry, collecting men's friends. Oh, friends, I know how

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<v Speaker 2>to be a good friend. I'm like, uh, you know,

0:23:16.080 --> 0:23:18.000
<v Speaker 2>like Pokemon gotta gooda mall.

0:23:18.040 --> 0:23:20.720
<v Speaker 1>Type bosh Pokemon.

0:23:21.200 --> 0:23:25.800
<v Speaker 2>I you know, as you being my friend? I what did?

0:23:25.800 --> 0:23:27.920
<v Speaker 2>I trapped your ass real quick?

0:23:28.840 --> 0:23:30.640
<v Speaker 1>I was like, you want to take an Uber? You're

0:23:30.680 --> 0:23:33.399
<v Speaker 1>like up soul. I was like, you don't need me

0:23:33.440 --> 0:23:35.480
<v Speaker 1>to put in for this uber? Okay, yes, I'm in

0:23:35.480 --> 0:23:35.760
<v Speaker 1>the car.

0:23:36.000 --> 0:23:38.399
<v Speaker 2>I mean technically I was like no, But then like

0:23:38.520 --> 0:23:41.000
<v Speaker 2>after the fiftieth uber, I was like, so she's not

0:23:41.040 --> 0:23:44.720
<v Speaker 2>gonna give me nothing, She's not gonna put five on.

0:23:44.720 --> 0:23:47.600
<v Speaker 1>It or I mean, I guess technically I'm still stealing

0:23:47.680 --> 0:23:49.520
<v Speaker 1>Uber rides from friends.

0:23:49.080 --> 0:23:51.960
<v Speaker 2>But pretty I got five on. You don't have not

0:23:52.119 --> 0:23:55.200
<v Speaker 2>a song that I sing ever ever you have, You're

0:23:55.240 --> 0:23:58.879
<v Speaker 2>not doing anything you like. But I'm here, that's my guest.

0:24:01.000 --> 0:24:04.000
<v Speaker 2>I am breathing in your presence. Uh yeah, I know

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<v Speaker 2>how to I know how to be a good friend.

0:24:05.600 --> 0:24:12.280
<v Speaker 2>I have so many. I probably have about fifteen best friends,

0:24:12.320 --> 0:24:14.879
<v Speaker 2>not best friends, but friends that I could count on

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<v Speaker 2>call if I had a problem.

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<v Speaker 1>Fifteen.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, if I needed a couch to sleep on, we

0:24:19.440 --> 0:24:22.679
<v Speaker 2>at my friend's place right now. I mean yeah, but

0:24:22.880 --> 0:24:27.160
<v Speaker 2>like on this couch. I've slept on this couch. Oh god,

0:24:27.400 --> 0:24:28.159
<v Speaker 2>you're so gross.

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<v Speaker 1>Shut up, Hey, booth things for the NAXT. Use your

0:24:30.440 --> 0:24:31.199
<v Speaker 1>apartment to shoot this.

0:24:31.280 --> 0:24:31.800
<v Speaker 2>Thank you.

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<v Speaker 1>Fifteen that's a lot of friends.

0:24:34.680 --> 0:24:37.199
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, how do you? How do you have that many

0:24:37.280 --> 0:24:39.080
<v Speaker 2>good friends that you got that.

0:24:38.800 --> 0:24:40.359
<v Speaker 1>That have couches? They all got a couch.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, I learn how to be a good friend. I

0:24:43.960 --> 0:24:48.040
<v Speaker 2>believe in high school I was because you were popular

0:24:48.119 --> 0:24:50.160
<v Speaker 2>or you were I was not popular. I was not popular.

0:24:50.280 --> 0:24:52.880
<v Speaker 2>So it's very attentive. I was like that person who

0:24:52.880 --> 0:24:56.080
<v Speaker 2>would always picked up on the first ring. I would

0:24:56.119 --> 0:24:58.400
<v Speaker 2>be down to do like whatever, like oh you want

0:24:58.440 --> 0:25:01.800
<v Speaker 2>to you want to go? Like riding out, just ride

0:25:01.840 --> 0:25:04.720
<v Speaker 2>it out all night, Just just stay out, ride each

0:25:04.800 --> 0:25:08.600
<v Speaker 2>out all night. Day break, day break, night or whatever,

0:25:09.080 --> 0:25:11.760
<v Speaker 2>break day, Yeah, break of doing. I mean, my mom,

0:25:11.800 --> 0:25:13.399
<v Speaker 2>I'm not gonna let me in anyway, so I might

0:25:13.440 --> 0:25:15.239
<v Speaker 2>as well just stay out all night. What the hell

0:25:15.280 --> 0:25:18.159
<v Speaker 2>were you hanging out with till like the sun came up?

0:25:18.400 --> 0:25:20.679
<v Speaker 2>Just friends just going out, you know how the clubs

0:25:20.760 --> 0:25:21.119
<v Speaker 2>used to be.

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<v Speaker 1>Now my question to you, my Oprah Winfremo. Now, now,

0:25:26.280 --> 0:25:28.919
<v Speaker 1>missus Washington, you say that you were out till the

0:25:28.960 --> 0:25:32.120
<v Speaker 1>break of dawn? What the hell was y'all doing?

0:25:32.440 --> 0:25:33.680
<v Speaker 2>You are the clubs? Yes?

0:25:34.040 --> 0:25:36.360
<v Speaker 1>And did you ever feel like people were taking advantage

0:25:36.400 --> 0:25:38.800
<v Speaker 1>of you because you wanted a friend so bad?

0:25:39.480 --> 0:25:40.879
<v Speaker 2>Or you ared that question that was so good, That

0:25:40.920 --> 0:25:43.240
<v Speaker 2>was such a good question. You were such a shady boots.

0:25:43.359 --> 0:25:46.560
<v Speaker 1>No, I'm asking because sometimes when someone's really eager to

0:25:46.600 --> 0:25:50.240
<v Speaker 1>be my friend, I'd be like, if this nat, don't

0:25:50.240 --> 0:25:53.320
<v Speaker 1>get out on my face because it's annoying. If people

0:25:53.359 --> 0:25:55.160
<v Speaker 1>are too eager to be your friend, you like, get

0:25:55.160 --> 0:25:56.639
<v Speaker 1>something wrong with this this fool.

0:25:57.160 --> 0:25:59.879
<v Speaker 2>Well, people realized that I was just like a nice person,

0:26:00.080 --> 0:26:03.000
<v Speaker 2>and then I was just like happy to be outside

0:26:03.080 --> 0:26:06.359
<v Speaker 2>outside and just like I was free, give us free.

0:26:06.440 --> 0:26:08.480
<v Speaker 2>I was so happy to just not be in my

0:26:08.520 --> 0:26:12.320
<v Speaker 2>apartment with my mother watching Colombo. Yeah, so I mean,

0:26:12.359 --> 0:26:14.119
<v Speaker 2>I guess I get that you are somebody that people

0:26:14.400 --> 0:26:19.800
<v Speaker 2>genuinely like. And it's crazy to me because I hate everybody.

0:26:19.920 --> 0:26:23.439
<v Speaker 1>Excuse me, it's crazy because I don't like anybody. But

0:26:23.480 --> 0:26:26.000
<v Speaker 1>people can't tell I guess that I don't like them

0:26:26.040 --> 0:26:30.320
<v Speaker 1>because they be in my face. When do I go out, Henry,

0:26:30.520 --> 0:26:33.280
<v Speaker 1>I be like, I'm sorry, who nice to meet?

0:26:33.359 --> 0:26:33.960
<v Speaker 2>Who is this?

0:26:34.760 --> 0:26:36.280
<v Speaker 1>I'm not familiar with your face?

0:26:37.040 --> 0:26:38.840
<v Speaker 2>I feel like you liked me right away. No, I

0:26:38.840 --> 0:26:39.320
<v Speaker 2>did like you.

0:26:39.400 --> 0:26:41.640
<v Speaker 1>But the people that I like I like. The people

0:26:41.680 --> 0:26:43.159
<v Speaker 1>that I don't like, I don't like.

0:26:43.200 --> 0:26:44.560
<v Speaker 2>You don't like.

0:26:44.640 --> 0:26:46.880
<v Speaker 1>And that's probably why I don't have fifteen couches to sleep.

0:26:46.880 --> 0:26:48.760
<v Speaker 1>I just got the one couch at my house and

0:26:48.760 --> 0:26:49.920
<v Speaker 1>then the one at my mom's house.

0:26:49.960 --> 0:26:52.399
<v Speaker 2>I'm very open to meeting people, and I think the

0:26:52.520 --> 0:26:55.720
<v Speaker 2>biggest thing about meeting people is energy, and people can

0:26:55.760 --> 0:26:58.399
<v Speaker 2>pick up if you're like one of those people who

0:26:58.520 --> 0:27:03.640
<v Speaker 2>are is understanding and just open, no judgment and just

0:27:03.640 --> 0:27:06.800
<v Speaker 2>just chill. I have like chill, high energy vibes.

0:27:07.160 --> 0:27:08.720
<v Speaker 1>You do have those things, but I don't think people

0:27:08.760 --> 0:27:11.359
<v Speaker 1>can pick up on that stuff because my energy not

0:27:11.400 --> 0:27:13.560
<v Speaker 1>positive and I'm not a good listener, and I'm not

0:27:13.600 --> 0:27:16.240
<v Speaker 1>a good friend. But people keep trying to be friends with.

0:27:16.119 --> 0:27:17.960
<v Speaker 2>My black ads. But look at you, you're a queen.

0:27:18.200 --> 0:27:20.440
<v Speaker 1>Yes, So I think maybe people want to be friends

0:27:20.440 --> 0:27:22.240
<v Speaker 1>with people who scare them a little bit, just a

0:27:22.320 --> 0:27:23.440
<v Speaker 1>little or maybe I'm not at.

0:27:23.359 --> 0:27:25.560
<v Speaker 2>All are they? Maybe they think you're playing hard to

0:27:25.560 --> 0:27:28.320
<v Speaker 2>get or you're playing You're like, she's not she's not acting.

0:27:28.520 --> 0:27:30.399
<v Speaker 2>I just don't like she's not a good actress. This

0:27:30.520 --> 0:27:35.480
<v Speaker 2>is just all Marie. So you you're good at being

0:27:35.480 --> 0:27:38.080
<v Speaker 2>a friend, and you have a lot of friends. So

0:27:38.200 --> 0:27:40.119
<v Speaker 2>how often do you see these people? Like, because I

0:27:40.160 --> 0:27:42.320
<v Speaker 2>got friends that I don't talk to for years, well

0:27:44.200 --> 0:27:47.640
<v Speaker 2>about six seven years ago. I used to drink a lot,

0:27:47.720 --> 0:27:49.119
<v Speaker 2>and I used to go out a lot, and I

0:27:49.160 --> 0:27:51.080
<v Speaker 2>had a lot of free time. I would just work

0:27:51.119 --> 0:27:54.320
<v Speaker 2>at my bar. Have mad money. I mean, if you

0:27:55.080 --> 0:27:57.520
<v Speaker 2>work in a nightclub and you have mad money and

0:27:57.680 --> 0:28:01.479
<v Speaker 2>you pretty, that is like a magnet to meet mad friends.

0:28:02.080 --> 0:28:04.639
<v Speaker 2>Like why would a girl not you got your own money,

0:28:04.880 --> 0:28:06.520
<v Speaker 2>your own house, she.

0:28:06.520 --> 0:28:09.960
<v Speaker 1>Got own house, she got.

0:28:12.520 --> 0:28:16.399
<v Speaker 2>I don't know what you know what that means?

0:28:16.480 --> 0:28:20.000
<v Speaker 1>Yes, it means he ain't got to come out of

0:28:20.040 --> 0:28:20.480
<v Speaker 1>his pockets.

0:28:20.600 --> 0:28:23.800
<v Speaker 2>Right. I mean I'm one of those friends that were like, oh,

0:28:23.840 --> 0:28:25.840
<v Speaker 2>Sidney's cute enough to get in the club. You know

0:28:25.960 --> 0:28:29.160
<v Speaker 2>she's she's cute in pictures, like why wouldn't you want

0:28:29.160 --> 0:28:32.080
<v Speaker 2>her around? And you know people were stay scooping. I

0:28:32.080 --> 0:28:35.199
<v Speaker 2>would be like, I need a skinny black friend. I

0:28:35.240 --> 0:28:36.440
<v Speaker 2>was the very skinny black friend.

0:28:36.560 --> 0:28:38.880
<v Speaker 1>You were what I feel like, I needs a fat

0:28:38.920 --> 0:28:41.400
<v Speaker 1>black friend. No, I didn't know that they needed a

0:28:41.480 --> 0:28:42.240
<v Speaker 1>skinny black friend.

0:28:42.280 --> 0:28:42.960
<v Speaker 2>Skinny black friend.

0:28:43.200 --> 0:28:45.520
<v Speaker 1>The fat black friend is the fun black friend. No,

0:28:45.560 --> 0:28:48.000
<v Speaker 1>but black friend is the mean black friend.

0:28:48.200 --> 0:28:50.840
<v Speaker 2>But when you like, see what is it? Bring it on?

0:28:51.040 --> 0:28:52.800
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, Gabrielle Union is the skinny black friend and she's

0:28:52.840 --> 0:28:54.400
<v Speaker 1>terrible and everything that she does exactly.

0:28:54.440 --> 0:28:56.560
<v Speaker 2>But I was the opposite. So everyone's like, oh my god,

0:28:56.640 --> 0:29:00.480
<v Speaker 2>she does have an attitude. She's not shady, not rolling,

0:29:00.600 --> 0:29:05.240
<v Speaker 2>honestly just like cool. Damn, So I gotta get I

0:29:05.320 --> 0:29:07.400
<v Speaker 2>used to shut up. I used to hang out every

0:29:07.520 --> 0:29:09.800
<v Speaker 2>like I would be everywhere. I mean everybody picture is

0:29:09.880 --> 0:29:13.280
<v Speaker 2>just ready, like anytime a camera come off, like I'm here,

0:29:13.360 --> 0:29:14.000
<v Speaker 2>post I'm here.

0:29:14.920 --> 0:29:17.840
<v Speaker 1>That's true too, because you are crazy photogenics, so you

0:29:17.960 --> 0:29:23.320
<v Speaker 1>just make like you make people's legs go up. You

0:29:23.440 --> 0:29:26.960
<v Speaker 1>do it. That the nicest thing Marie has ever said.

0:29:27.040 --> 0:29:30.200
<v Speaker 1>And we haven't won the record. It's not gonna be

0:29:30.200 --> 0:29:33.320
<v Speaker 1>said again. You gotta get when you're said, because I

0:29:33.320 --> 0:29:34.320
<v Speaker 1>ain't never gonna say.

0:29:34.560 --> 0:29:37.160
<v Speaker 2>I know it's true, but true though, Like when we

0:29:37.160 --> 0:29:40.120
<v Speaker 2>take pictures together, I likes be in the three digits.

0:29:40.720 --> 0:29:43.680
<v Speaker 1>We making, we be breaking the internet and my butt

0:29:43.720 --> 0:29:44.200
<v Speaker 1>don't be out.

0:29:44.400 --> 0:29:49.440
<v Speaker 2>Okay yo covered, okay, you will have a turtle neck on.

0:29:50.080 --> 0:29:52.080
<v Speaker 2>You'd be like find it likes on just a face

0:29:52.920 --> 0:30:03.760
<v Speaker 2>that's it. Must spend a little much time you uh so,

0:30:04.400 --> 0:30:06.200
<v Speaker 2>I would go out a lot. You have to be

0:30:06.240 --> 0:30:09.760
<v Speaker 2>a good friend. You have to be available a lot.

0:30:10.360 --> 0:30:14.080
<v Speaker 2>Like to pick up your phone and somebody it constantly

0:30:14.120 --> 0:30:17.960
<v Speaker 2>picks up for you. That opens up your heart. Your

0:30:17.960 --> 0:30:21.680
<v Speaker 2>heart is open. You're like that sounds that sound gay? Listen.

0:30:22.880 --> 0:30:25.760
<v Speaker 2>That's why you fucked up. Because I will call you. You

0:30:25.440 --> 0:30:28.760
<v Speaker 2>will post something. You will, you will make a post.

0:30:28.800 --> 0:30:31.480
<v Speaker 2>I know you just post something two minutes ago. You've

0:30:31.480 --> 0:30:33.320
<v Speaker 2>been in a group chat. You chat it up. I

0:30:33.520 --> 0:30:36.360
<v Speaker 2>call you. You will not pick up. Wait, but because

0:30:36.400 --> 0:30:40.240
<v Speaker 2>I'm trying to post, no, everything will already be posted.

0:30:40.240 --> 0:30:42.239
<v Speaker 2>That's why I'm going, but I gotta I gotta, you know,

0:30:42.400 --> 0:30:47.680
<v Speaker 2>track the less up I listen, I'll have text you.

0:30:48.320 --> 0:30:50.200
<v Speaker 2>We we're gonna have been texting and then I'll call

0:30:50.240 --> 0:30:51.080
<v Speaker 2>you and just won't pick up.

0:30:51.080 --> 0:30:53.160
<v Speaker 1>You'll just let it ring. Well, maybe I'm trying to

0:30:53.200 --> 0:30:56.440
<v Speaker 1>loation my ass. I can't pick up my phone if

0:30:56.480 --> 0:30:57.600
<v Speaker 1>I got lotion on my fingers.

0:30:57.600 --> 0:30:59.960
<v Speaker 2>You know, I gotta I phone six. This is sound

0:31:00.120 --> 0:31:04.560
<v Speaker 2>Marie like separates. She puts a barrier up. She's like, no,

0:31:04.720 --> 0:31:07.600
<v Speaker 2>I'm not picking up. I'm busy. But it's like, oh,

0:31:08.000 --> 0:31:10.640
<v Speaker 2>we was just texting. I know you're not busy. Or

0:31:10.680 --> 0:31:13.080
<v Speaker 2>when I call you were like what I'd be like,

0:31:13.160 --> 0:31:17.400
<v Speaker 2>you're not, Like you're not excited to hear met bus Sidney.

0:31:17.440 --> 0:31:20.000
<v Speaker 1>If I have your voice every damn day, several times

0:31:20.000 --> 0:31:23.600
<v Speaker 1>a day, why would I be excited to hear it

0:31:24.040 --> 0:31:25.960
<v Speaker 1>like the ninth time? Like we don't have to speak

0:31:26.000 --> 0:31:28.560
<v Speaker 1>on the phone, like seven times a day. Like how

0:31:28.600 --> 0:31:31.040
<v Speaker 1>often do okay, y'all will listen to this right now,

0:31:31.280 --> 0:31:33.960
<v Speaker 1>how often do you talk to your friend, your one

0:31:34.040 --> 0:31:35.200
<v Speaker 1>friend if it's a.

0:31:35.200 --> 0:31:38.160
<v Speaker 2>Good friend, yes, on the phone in a day? Oh

0:31:38.280 --> 0:31:40.440
<v Speaker 2>at least twice? Yeah, but you're picking up the phone

0:31:40.440 --> 0:31:42.760
<v Speaker 2>and calling this person you're not you're not, you're gonna

0:31:42.760 --> 0:31:47.000
<v Speaker 2>disrespect the text message. Seven years ago, people used to

0:31:47.040 --> 0:31:49.000
<v Speaker 2>actually pick up the phone and talk.

0:31:49.160 --> 0:31:49.360
<v Speaker 1>Girl.

0:31:49.440 --> 0:31:52.080
<v Speaker 2>That sounds so because there was daytime minutes and then

0:31:52.080 --> 0:31:53.160
<v Speaker 2>there was three minutes.

0:31:53.240 --> 0:31:57.440
<v Speaker 1>Like no, people didn't talk before nine pm because daytime

0:31:57.440 --> 0:31:58.360
<v Speaker 1>minutes would run out.

0:31:58.360 --> 0:32:00.560
<v Speaker 2>So people be like, you'll call me at nine oh two, Okay,

0:32:00.600 --> 0:32:02.560
<v Speaker 2>So people would talk at night and it would be

0:32:02.560 --> 0:32:05.840
<v Speaker 2>a real conversation. And that's the time that I made

0:32:05.920 --> 0:32:12.640
<v Speaker 2>my friends on weekday nights, AH nights and weekend nights

0:32:12.680 --> 0:32:16.400
<v Speaker 2>and weekend Monday through Friday. So a lot of friendships

0:32:16.400 --> 0:32:19.400
<v Speaker 2>is based on talking. So when you're drunk and you're partying,

0:32:19.560 --> 0:32:23.200
<v Speaker 2>you have real, in depth conversations where somebody's just baring

0:32:23.240 --> 0:32:25.560
<v Speaker 2>their soul. They're like, you know, I never really got

0:32:25.560 --> 0:32:28.600
<v Speaker 2>to say goodbye to my grandmother. You're like wow. And

0:32:28.640 --> 0:32:31.280
<v Speaker 2>then all you gotta do is just like cradle them

0:32:31.320 --> 0:32:33.520
<v Speaker 2>a little bit, and they're like, you're my best friend.

0:32:33.720 --> 0:32:35.640
<v Speaker 1>See that's the other thing that I'm I'm not good

0:32:35.640 --> 0:32:37.920
<v Speaker 1>at that cradling move that you just did right there.

0:32:38.000 --> 0:32:40.440
<v Speaker 2>I think I just cried like two hours ago, and

0:32:40.440 --> 0:32:42.000
<v Speaker 2>you were like, Sydney, just.

0:32:42.200 --> 0:32:44.240
<v Speaker 1>When I tell you, I moved over on the couch

0:32:44.320 --> 0:32:46.480
<v Speaker 1>and almost fell down. I was like, nah, you.

0:32:46.440 --> 0:32:50.160
<v Speaker 2>Were like Sydney, I just don't like, don't please, don't cry.

0:32:50.240 --> 0:32:52.040
<v Speaker 2>I said, please, don't get none of those tears on

0:32:52.080 --> 0:32:55.240
<v Speaker 2>this ropper. It's going back tomorrow. You're like, I'm not

0:32:55.320 --> 0:32:57.000
<v Speaker 2>dry cleaning this, please.

0:32:57.120 --> 0:32:59.120
<v Speaker 1>This is rayon I have.

0:33:00.640 --> 0:33:03.520
<v Speaker 2>And you have to be there for good moments and

0:33:03.640 --> 0:33:06.160
<v Speaker 2>bad moments as a friend. But thood ones are not

0:33:06.200 --> 0:33:10.560
<v Speaker 2>the good ones though, but the bad ones knows that

0:33:10.800 --> 0:33:14.200
<v Speaker 2>I can depend on you, Like when everything's going great,

0:33:14.320 --> 0:33:18.240
<v Speaker 2>of course you're gonna hang out. Of course You're like,

0:33:18.360 --> 0:33:22.040
<v Speaker 2>why would you not but lose your job, Marie have

0:33:22.200 --> 0:33:24.720
<v Speaker 2>no money. I mean, I'm still your friend, so like,

0:33:25.160 --> 0:33:29.719
<v Speaker 2>I'm sorry, Waite, I'm sorry. Is that a hypothetical, yes, hypothetically.

0:33:29.760 --> 0:33:32.520
<v Speaker 1>I mean I've lost mentye a job, but I've never

0:33:32.560 --> 0:33:33.400
<v Speaker 1>cried to you about.

0:33:33.240 --> 0:33:34.040
<v Speaker 2>It because I'm a thunk.

0:33:34.200 --> 0:33:37.440
<v Speaker 1>And also, yeah, I probably lost my job because.

0:33:37.200 --> 0:33:43.000
<v Speaker 2>I stole Okay, are you relate like two hours late? Yeah?

0:33:43.160 --> 0:33:45.239
<v Speaker 2>You like she and shangha why I gotta be all

0:33:45.240 --> 0:33:45.520
<v Speaker 2>the time?

0:33:45.720 --> 0:33:47.760
<v Speaker 1>Yeah that was true. And I got fired because she

0:33:47.840 --> 0:33:50.280
<v Speaker 1>called me and I was on the bridge coming into

0:33:50.280 --> 0:33:51.520
<v Speaker 1>work and I was like, I'm in the.

0:33:51.480 --> 0:33:53.640
<v Speaker 2>Office and she was like, why do I hear water?

0:33:53.800 --> 0:33:56.680
<v Speaker 2>And I was like ah, and she called the office again.

0:33:56.920 --> 0:33:58.760
<v Speaker 2>They were like, she said, you were at the pharmacy.

0:33:58.800 --> 0:34:00.600
<v Speaker 2>She's like, I am at the pharmacy. Yeah, I was.

0:34:00.600 --> 0:34:02.960
<v Speaker 1>I was lying at work and I didn't wasn't gonna

0:34:02.960 --> 0:34:04.760
<v Speaker 1>show up and then I got fired anyway, So thank

0:34:04.800 --> 0:34:06.360
<v Speaker 1>you for putting my business.

0:34:07.840 --> 0:34:10.160
<v Speaker 2>On this sitting. You're obviously an expert at running your

0:34:10.200 --> 0:34:14.160
<v Speaker 2>mouth show, am so, so what's the craziest? Like your

0:34:14.160 --> 0:34:17.160
<v Speaker 2>friend calls you at three o'clock in the morning and

0:34:17.200 --> 0:34:22.520
<v Speaker 2>it's like, Sydney, please come sit with me. My boyfriend

0:34:22.520 --> 0:34:24.840
<v Speaker 2>broke up with me and he left me on Staten Island.

0:34:26.200 --> 0:34:29.840
<v Speaker 2>I would go immediately to the bodega, get a pepper

0:34:29.880 --> 0:34:36.360
<v Speaker 2>turkey sandwich with monster cheese and salt, pepper and vinegar,

0:34:36.719 --> 0:34:38.680
<v Speaker 2>and I would make sure it's on a roll and

0:34:38.920 --> 0:34:41.280
<v Speaker 2>not a hero. Would you bring a side of chips?

0:34:41.360 --> 0:34:43.480
<v Speaker 2>I would not bring a side of chips on time

0:34:43.520 --> 0:34:45.920
<v Speaker 2>because I would be like, I'm bringing the sandwiches. At

0:34:46.000 --> 0:34:47.920
<v Speaker 2>least you could do is have chips and dip. Bitch

0:34:48.040 --> 0:34:50.400
<v Speaker 2>like come on and you would go to Staten Island.

0:34:50.480 --> 0:34:51.560
<v Speaker 2>I would, yeah, I would.

0:34:51.800 --> 0:34:53.840
<v Speaker 1>Would you ask her to Venmo? You fort the Uber?

0:34:55.320 --> 0:34:57.799
<v Speaker 2>No? You jumping on a train like a regular poor

0:34:57.840 --> 0:35:01.480
<v Speaker 2>person train to Staten Island. I mean, I don't even

0:35:01.480 --> 0:35:03.800
<v Speaker 2>know if I don't have any friends in Staten Island.

0:35:03.920 --> 0:35:06.800
<v Speaker 2>So this is like not real situation. But say, for instance,

0:35:06.840 --> 0:35:08.520
<v Speaker 2>you're in the Bronx, Marie.

0:35:08.719 --> 0:35:10.840
<v Speaker 1>I would never do that. But okay, hypothetically I'm in

0:35:10.840 --> 0:35:11.080
<v Speaker 1>the door.

0:35:11.120 --> 0:35:13.759
<v Speaker 2>If you were in the Bronx, I would come. I

0:35:13.800 --> 0:35:16.799
<v Speaker 2>would drop everything. I'd be like, yo, Marie, is I think?

0:35:16.920 --> 0:35:20.399
<v Speaker 2>I think? I felt like a tear was gonna come. Well,

0:35:20.400 --> 0:35:22.520
<v Speaker 2>you know, I gotta get different though, But that's different.

0:35:22.560 --> 0:35:25.480
<v Speaker 1>If I called you and I was crying, you would

0:35:25.520 --> 0:35:27.279
<v Speaker 1>know that the world was about to end.

0:35:27.440 --> 0:35:34.719
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, because I would never my sister gonna die. My

0:35:34.880 --> 0:35:36.480
<v Speaker 2>sister isn't trouble.

0:35:37.719 --> 0:35:41.240
<v Speaker 1>Sidney, Please come quick, remy.

0:35:41.480 --> 0:35:43.800
<v Speaker 2>Yes, that's exactly what I would be like, Yo, I

0:35:43.840 --> 0:35:45.880
<v Speaker 2>gotta get there, like I gotta get to my friend.

0:35:46.120 --> 0:35:46.759
<v Speaker 2>Like that's it.

0:35:46.840 --> 0:35:48.840
<v Speaker 1>You would really have have you done that before?

0:35:49.360 --> 0:35:52.520
<v Speaker 2>Absolutely? I was there for my friends so much that

0:35:52.520 --> 0:35:54.920
<v Speaker 2>that's why when you see them, they're like Yo, Sidney

0:35:54.960 --> 0:35:57.480
<v Speaker 2>was there when such and such went down, and you

0:35:57.520 --> 0:36:00.400
<v Speaker 2>know Sidney can't fight, but she was there. It was

0:36:00.560 --> 0:36:02.920
<v Speaker 2>just there like, hey, I'm here to document it.

0:36:04.600 --> 0:36:06.799
<v Speaker 1>That is wild to me because I was there for

0:36:06.920 --> 0:36:09.239
<v Speaker 1>my friends when fights were about to go down, because

0:36:09.280 --> 0:36:12.040
<v Speaker 1>I was always the youngest of all my friends. So

0:36:12.200 --> 0:36:14.719
<v Speaker 1>I would go and I was always the loudest one,

0:36:14.800 --> 0:36:16.640
<v Speaker 1>and I was always the one waving my little arms

0:36:16.680 --> 0:36:18.960
<v Speaker 1>the highest because we would try to get the girl

0:36:19.000 --> 0:36:21.480
<v Speaker 1>to hit me because I was under eighteen, so that

0:36:21.560 --> 0:36:22.400
<v Speaker 1>she could get arrested.

0:36:23.360 --> 0:36:26.440
<v Speaker 2>Ah, was such a good friend, Like such a good friend.

0:36:27.200 --> 0:36:29.560
<v Speaker 2>Nobody ever got arrested because nobody ever hit me because like,

0:36:29.640 --> 0:36:32.440
<v Speaker 2>look at my face, why would they hit me anyway?

0:36:32.480 --> 0:36:36.320
<v Speaker 2>So hashtag I'm a good friend, You're dumb, no one whatever? Anyway,

0:36:36.440 --> 0:36:39.880
<v Speaker 2>So what's the what's how is somebody a crappy friend?

0:36:39.880 --> 0:36:43.880
<v Speaker 2>Like what's a bad friend? Ah, somebody who's stay having

0:36:44.000 --> 0:36:47.200
<v Speaker 2>drama and getting you involved. Like if you're calling someone

0:36:47.400 --> 0:36:50.960
<v Speaker 2>all the time and just dumping the bullshit on them,

0:36:51.160 --> 0:36:54.640
<v Speaker 2>it's draining. I had a friend that, I mean, we

0:36:54.719 --> 0:36:56.760
<v Speaker 2>used to party a lot. We used to be coming

0:36:56.760 --> 0:36:58.799
<v Speaker 2>down from drugs, so I would come hang out at

0:36:58.800 --> 0:37:00.520
<v Speaker 2>her house, but she was hanging out with like a

0:37:00.680 --> 0:37:04.319
<v Speaker 2>tired ass guy and he just wasn't good for her,

0:37:04.400 --> 0:37:06.759
<v Speaker 2>and she would go back to him. And then I'm

0:37:06.760 --> 0:37:08.719
<v Speaker 2>like they're trying to pick up the pieces, and I'm

0:37:08.760 --> 0:37:11.600
<v Speaker 2>just like, boo boo, I'm not what's that lady's name,

0:37:11.680 --> 0:37:16.840
<v Speaker 2>Ezandla fix. I'm not whatever that woman's name who fixed

0:37:16.880 --> 0:37:21.359
<v Speaker 2>Evelyn Lozado's life. I am not after Sinko hit her.

0:37:21.440 --> 0:37:24.920
<v Speaker 2>I'm not that woman. Like I'm just can't I barely

0:37:24.960 --> 0:37:27.319
<v Speaker 2>have my life together, Like how I'm gonna pick your

0:37:27.360 --> 0:37:31.000
<v Speaker 2>face up, make sure my face is together, put your

0:37:31.120 --> 0:37:32.240
<v Speaker 2>edges intact.

0:37:31.880 --> 0:37:34.520
<v Speaker 1>Like I can't you know, yeah, yeah, no, I get that.

0:37:34.640 --> 0:37:37.319
<v Speaker 2>I went to the hospital like manship popped off. And

0:37:37.360 --> 0:37:40.879
<v Speaker 2>then after that you're like, well, you know we can't

0:37:40.880 --> 0:37:43.239
<v Speaker 2>be friends now, Well, you can't be friends with somebody

0:37:43.280 --> 0:37:45.520
<v Speaker 2>who doesn't want to fix their raggedy ass life. Some

0:37:45.560 --> 0:37:48.680
<v Speaker 2>people like that drama well and what they notice what

0:37:48.719 --> 0:37:50.560
<v Speaker 2>they want. Some people have to go through it and

0:37:50.719 --> 0:37:54.880
<v Speaker 2>just and you have to be there when it happens

0:37:54.960 --> 0:37:56.879
<v Speaker 2>and let them know, like like.

0:37:56.840 --> 0:38:00.120
<v Speaker 1>What if you got like church in the morning, just

0:38:00.160 --> 0:38:03.440
<v Speaker 1>invite them the jury, Sidney, these listen I'm not the

0:38:03.480 --> 0:38:06.200
<v Speaker 1>only one listening right now who thinks this, Because you

0:38:06.239 --> 0:38:09.840
<v Speaker 1>can't be enabling these raggedy ass friends who might not

0:38:10.280 --> 0:38:11.520
<v Speaker 1>turn around and do the same.

0:38:11.320 --> 0:38:14.440
<v Speaker 2>Thing for you. Well, that's what you toxic friendship. This

0:38:14.480 --> 0:38:17.279
<v Speaker 2>is what you learn. You learn that everything that you

0:38:17.400 --> 0:38:20.640
<v Speaker 2>do is should be because it's inside of you and

0:38:20.680 --> 0:38:23.000
<v Speaker 2>you want to do it. You're most likely nine times

0:38:23.040 --> 0:38:25.359
<v Speaker 2>out of ten, you're not gonna get any of that.

0:38:25.400 --> 0:38:28.799
<v Speaker 2>It's not gonna be reciprocated because if you're giving, given, giving, giving, giving.

0:38:28.680 --> 0:38:29.520
<v Speaker 1>They just gonna keep taking.

0:38:29.600 --> 0:38:32.040
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, they're gonna take. So now I'm going a point

0:38:32.080 --> 0:38:34.480
<v Speaker 2>in my life where I'm very focused on me and

0:38:34.520 --> 0:38:39.400
<v Speaker 2>I'm missing a lot of shit like weddings, baby showers.

0:38:39.400 --> 0:38:42.000
<v Speaker 2>If the funeral happens, I will be there. Well, I'll

0:38:42.000 --> 0:38:45.399
<v Speaker 2>get to that, but for the most part, shut up. Yeah,

0:38:45.880 --> 0:38:48.719
<v Speaker 2>I gotta put the Snapchat filter on it. I gotta

0:38:48.719 --> 0:38:53.360
<v Speaker 2>put the doggy filter in the casket this way filter.

0:38:54.440 --> 0:38:57.879
<v Speaker 2>I gotta put the Coachella flowers on Uncle Raymond, put

0:38:57.920 --> 0:39:02.520
<v Speaker 2>the Grandpa face on Uncle Raymond. I'm I'm missing out

0:39:02.560 --> 0:39:04.320
<v Speaker 2>on a lot of stuff, and I feel bad because

0:39:04.360 --> 0:39:06.040
<v Speaker 2>I feel like I can't be the friend that I

0:39:06.160 --> 0:39:09.680
<v Speaker 2>used to be. But shit happens. Ye, Like I'm following

0:39:09.719 --> 0:39:12.480
<v Speaker 2>my dreams. I don't have a day job or health insurance.

0:39:12.480 --> 0:39:14.600
<v Speaker 2>So this is everything is writing on this. I'm like,

0:39:14.880 --> 0:39:17.200
<v Speaker 2>I gotta make it, you know, because I can't do

0:39:17.280 --> 0:39:20.440
<v Speaker 2>showtime at you know, on the stick turn, I just

0:39:20.480 --> 0:39:21.600
<v Speaker 2>can't happen show top.

0:39:21.600 --> 0:39:23.520
<v Speaker 1>Excuse me, lazy gentlemen, you know what time it is

0:39:23.640 --> 0:39:24.239
<v Speaker 1>show time.

0:39:24.360 --> 0:39:27.720
<v Speaker 2>I'm not gonna sell girl Scout cookies or fruit fruit snacks.

0:39:27.760 --> 0:39:30.760
<v Speaker 2>Like this is comedy is my life. It's my last.

0:39:30.880 --> 0:39:33.560
<v Speaker 2>So you're putting your raggedy as friendships on that raggedy

0:39:33.560 --> 0:39:35.879
<v Speaker 2>because you've got good friends. I have really good youth too,

0:39:36.080 --> 0:39:36.960
<v Speaker 2>But I mean the friends that.

0:39:36.920 --> 0:39:38.560
<v Speaker 1>I have are good too. I mean you don't know

0:39:38.600 --> 0:39:40.759
<v Speaker 1>any of them because they all like pin pals that

0:39:40.800 --> 0:39:43.640
<v Speaker 1>are locked up whatever, right, But like I have a

0:39:43.680 --> 0:39:47.080
<v Speaker 1>lot of really good friends too. But like I got

0:39:47.080 --> 0:39:49.400
<v Speaker 1>friends that like I won't speak to for like weeks

0:39:49.440 --> 0:39:51.359
<v Speaker 1>and months at a time, and then when I see them,

0:39:51.600 --> 0:39:53.719
<v Speaker 1>we pick right up where we left off.

0:39:53.840 --> 0:39:54.920
<v Speaker 2>Yeah that's me.

0:39:55.080 --> 0:39:56.400
<v Speaker 1>Or like awesome friends.

0:39:56.400 --> 0:39:58.880
<v Speaker 2>Those are very important and you have to understand. I

0:39:58.880 --> 0:40:00.800
<v Speaker 2>remember when I was younger, I would think like somebody

0:40:00.800 --> 0:40:03.759
<v Speaker 2>couldn't come to somebody, not a friend. But that's as

0:40:03.800 --> 0:40:06.440
<v Speaker 2>an adult, you're like, yo, people can't come. They got lives,

0:40:06.440 --> 0:40:09.440
<v Speaker 2>they got things. They will make their priority for things

0:40:09.520 --> 0:40:12.400
<v Speaker 2>that are super important. So it's different now, like we're older.

0:40:12.480 --> 0:40:14.440
<v Speaker 1>A lot of my friends are like they got kids

0:40:14.440 --> 0:40:17.480
<v Speaker 1>now because they stupid, or they have like husbands, or.

0:40:17.480 --> 0:40:19.919
<v Speaker 2>They got like gluten allergies, Like they just can't make

0:40:20.160 --> 0:40:20.840
<v Speaker 2>terrible people.

0:40:20.840 --> 0:40:24.799
<v Speaker 1>They have things happening. So that's naturally. What happens as

0:40:24.840 --> 0:40:28.440
<v Speaker 1>you get older is your life. It's no longer about

0:40:28.480 --> 0:40:30.240
<v Speaker 1>your friends, but it's about your family.

0:40:30.920 --> 0:40:32.799
<v Speaker 2>And that's the guest thing I've ever said. I mean,

0:40:32.840 --> 0:40:36.200
<v Speaker 2>you're just putting down the bricks right now. You're building

0:40:36.239 --> 0:40:41.400
<v Speaker 2>a home, like you're building the projects. All the words

0:40:41.400 --> 0:40:44.880
<v Speaker 2>of wisdoms that you're dropping right now. People they're not

0:40:44.920 --> 0:40:48.120
<v Speaker 2>ready for this, they really are not. So do you have.

0:40:48.040 --> 0:40:54.880
<v Speaker 1>Any statistics for us, any facts, any hard concrete friendship words.

0:40:55.719 --> 0:40:58.880
<v Speaker 2>Eighty percent of the population only has like two or

0:40:58.920 --> 0:41:01.279
<v Speaker 2>three friends, and yet here you are with ninety two friends.

0:41:01.360 --> 0:41:03.480
<v Speaker 2>There it is, how do you do you talk to

0:41:03.520 --> 0:41:07.680
<v Speaker 2>these people? Every day? Oh? God, but y'all, what a

0:41:07.680 --> 0:41:09.880
<v Speaker 2>lot of group chats a lot of group chats, you

0:41:09.880 --> 0:41:11.920
<v Speaker 2>know how many? I mean like two and I muted

0:41:12.000 --> 0:41:14.919
<v Speaker 2>both of them. I know I'm in probably both of them.

0:41:16.239 --> 0:41:19.239
<v Speaker 2>And then you'll message me like, yo, the group they

0:41:19.280 --> 0:41:21.560
<v Speaker 2>are still talking. You're like, yes, it's a group chat.

0:41:22.640 --> 0:41:25.640
<v Speaker 2>They're still talking. I'm like yelling, don't work, I mean

0:41:25.680 --> 0:41:28.359
<v Speaker 2>I don't have working. Okay, you're not this open. Marie

0:41:28.440 --> 0:41:30.080
<v Speaker 2>were like, oh, I didn't get a chance to look

0:41:30.080 --> 0:41:32.560
<v Speaker 2>at It's like, oh I have to tay like an

0:41:32.560 --> 0:41:34.680
<v Speaker 2>afternoon and like scroll all the way back through and

0:41:34.719 --> 0:41:37.960
<v Speaker 2>then you'll text like from like three weeks ago. You're like, real,

0:41:38.040 --> 0:41:40.040
<v Speaker 2>did that happened? Like they'd be like what did Marie

0:41:40.080 --> 0:41:45.040
<v Speaker 2>just say? Yeah, exactly, So eighty percent of the population

0:41:45.080 --> 0:41:47.840
<v Speaker 2>only has two friends? Yeah too that they can actually

0:41:47.880 --> 0:41:51.040
<v Speaker 2>call on that if something happened like who's your whore?

0:41:51.239 --> 0:41:53.759
<v Speaker 2>Who are your two friends that you're gonna call? Who

0:41:53.800 --> 0:41:56.640
<v Speaker 2>are you gonna call my girlfriend? Well, because Adrian will

0:41:56.680 --> 0:42:00.920
<v Speaker 2>have to pick up yes because her phone is always charged. Yeah, okay,

0:42:00.960 --> 0:42:06.440
<v Speaker 2>and who's number? Jo? Honestly, the person that we're staying

0:42:06.600 --> 0:42:10.359
<v Speaker 2>there was like recording right hair. Yeah, yeah, Anthony, he's

0:42:10.480 --> 0:42:14.320
<v Speaker 2>like a grown man that like has this shit together.

0:42:16.880 --> 0:42:19.400
<v Speaker 2>He stay up late because he probably at the club,

0:42:19.840 --> 0:42:22.800
<v Speaker 2>and if he's not at the club, he's working really

0:42:22.840 --> 0:42:25.120
<v Speaker 2>hard or having a good time. And I could just

0:42:25.280 --> 0:42:27.359
<v Speaker 2>depend on him. I know that if I call him

0:42:27.360 --> 0:42:29.439
<v Speaker 2>and say I got to talk about something, he'll talk

0:42:30.080 --> 0:42:32.600
<v Speaker 2>and uh, I know if I was in a jam,

0:42:32.640 --> 0:42:35.160
<v Speaker 2>like I was in jail, a jail, yeah, if I

0:42:35.200 --> 0:42:39.120
<v Speaker 2>was in a jail, yeah, peanut, but a jail at

0:42:39.200 --> 0:42:42.200
<v Speaker 2>time jam. He if he couldn't get the money, he

0:42:42.200 --> 0:42:44.719
<v Speaker 2>would call somebody for me to get the money. Damn,

0:42:44.760 --> 0:42:46.719
<v Speaker 2>we gotta connect that and he would like make sure

0:42:46.760 --> 0:42:50.280
<v Speaker 2>shit gets done. You know, sometimes you can't be deflicit.

0:42:50.640 --> 0:42:52.839
<v Speaker 2>Like I'll call you. I'll call you and you'll be like,

0:42:53.040 --> 0:42:57.239
<v Speaker 2>a run, I'm that Gladdys right now, and you know

0:42:57.320 --> 0:42:58.280
<v Speaker 2>I need my gym.

0:42:58.160 --> 0:42:59.560
<v Speaker 1>Girl, and I me need my coin.

0:43:01.320 --> 0:43:03.600
<v Speaker 2>Or like I went to jail and you were like, oh, well,

0:43:03.640 --> 0:43:07.560
<v Speaker 2>I'm shooting for oxygen. But you know they if they

0:43:07.560 --> 0:43:09.120
<v Speaker 2>already cut the check, I got to do the job.

0:43:09.440 --> 0:43:13.040
<v Speaker 2>You're like, you know this is digital content, digital content.

0:43:13.320 --> 0:43:16.399
<v Speaker 2>I can't it's very topical encouragents and then you're like,

0:43:16.800 --> 0:43:22.520
<v Speaker 2>so I get out at six, what time is visitations

0:43:22.640 --> 0:43:26.920
<v Speaker 2>at jail visitations, the visitations, how does that work?

0:43:27.200 --> 0:43:28.760
<v Speaker 1>And you'll be in jail like locked?

0:43:29.360 --> 0:43:32.520
<v Speaker 2>Will let me? I got corn rolls and everything. Everything

0:43:32.719 --> 0:43:35.520
<v Speaker 2>I got the cleo set it off, jump off.

0:43:37.320 --> 0:43:39.000
<v Speaker 1>But I feel like I'm glad you know that I

0:43:39.000 --> 0:43:41.160
<v Speaker 1>would not come until after I was still with work.

0:43:41.239 --> 0:43:45.000
<v Speaker 2>Oh, I know that's why you are in my top five. Okay,

0:43:45.000 --> 0:43:45.799
<v Speaker 2>but you're okay.

0:43:45.840 --> 0:43:48.640
<v Speaker 1>But you know what, you shouldn't call me no fresh

0:43:48.800 --> 0:43:51.440
<v Speaker 1>like from jail, because I'm probably not gonna have like

0:43:51.480 --> 0:43:53.200
<v Speaker 1>good reception. I'm not gonna be able to call you

0:43:53.239 --> 0:43:54.280
<v Speaker 1>back if the call get dropped.

0:43:54.320 --> 0:43:57.080
<v Speaker 2>Also, if I hear collect call from such and such

0:43:57.280 --> 0:43:59.719
<v Speaker 2>a facility, would you like to accept the charges? I'd

0:43:59.760 --> 0:44:03.080
<v Speaker 2>be like hell not be like, is it Charles again,

0:44:03.160 --> 0:44:04.400
<v Speaker 2>It's like, no, it's Sydney.

0:44:04.520 --> 0:44:06.759
<v Speaker 1>I'd be like, is it du Wayne? Is that du

0:44:06.760 --> 0:44:08.440
<v Speaker 1>Wayanne on the phone?

0:44:08.440 --> 0:44:11.839
<v Speaker 2>I feel like you're being a better friend since you're

0:44:11.880 --> 0:44:12.479
<v Speaker 2>doing better.

0:44:12.960 --> 0:44:15.000
<v Speaker 1>What it is is because I'm just trying to be

0:44:15.080 --> 0:44:19.239
<v Speaker 1>a better person. Because I'm somebody who will take take, take, take,

0:44:19.320 --> 0:44:21.080
<v Speaker 1>tic take, because you're gonna give it to me. I'll

0:44:21.080 --> 0:44:23.360
<v Speaker 1>be like, well, you know, I'm just gonna take this.

0:44:24.000 --> 0:44:26.440
<v Speaker 1>But I'm trying to be more considerate. I feel like

0:44:26.480 --> 0:44:28.480
<v Speaker 1>we've had some talks where you've been like, yo, you

0:44:28.560 --> 0:44:30.440
<v Speaker 1>greedy as hell and you selfish, and I be like,

0:44:30.480 --> 0:44:31.520
<v Speaker 1>did you say selfless?

0:44:35.560 --> 0:44:39.040
<v Speaker 2>And like true, I'm like, so I need to FaceTime

0:44:39.080 --> 0:44:41.840
<v Speaker 2>to see your face. So I'm trying to be a

0:44:42.000 --> 0:44:47.800
<v Speaker 2>better queen, friend, friend, queen right, companion. No, that sounds

0:44:47.880 --> 0:44:50.520
<v Speaker 2>like day day. That sounds like Gail and Oprah. Yeah,

0:44:50.760 --> 0:44:52.760
<v Speaker 2>or Stedman in Oprah. You don't want to be Gail

0:44:52.840 --> 0:44:54.520
<v Speaker 2>and Oprah?

0:44:54.680 --> 0:44:56.440
<v Speaker 1>Well, who would be Gail? Because I don't want to

0:44:56.440 --> 0:44:56.799
<v Speaker 1>be Gaale?

0:44:57.600 --> 0:44:58.399
<v Speaker 2>And neither do you?

0:44:59.040 --> 0:45:02.000
<v Speaker 1>Can we both be old b We're Will and Grace.

0:45:03.040 --> 0:45:11.160
<v Speaker 1>We're Carlton and Will were Hillary and Jeffrey. We're Carl

0:45:11.239 --> 0:45:13.359
<v Speaker 1>Winslow and Edward.

0:45:13.680 --> 0:45:14.960
<v Speaker 2>What about bad boys?

0:45:15.440 --> 0:45:17.160
<v Speaker 1>We're We're Diddy and Lune.

0:45:17.920 --> 0:45:22.040
<v Speaker 2>We are not Diddy and Luon. I said bad boys,

0:45:22.080 --> 0:45:29.480
<v Speaker 2>Will Smith and Martin Lawrence. Oh okay, Mike, we are.

0:45:30.280 --> 0:45:33.200
<v Speaker 1>I think what's another duo? We're the people from the

0:45:33.320 --> 0:45:35.279
<v Speaker 1>X Files. Wherever the hell of those white people are?

0:45:36.160 --> 0:45:36.399
<v Speaker 2>Yeah?

0:45:36.800 --> 0:45:41.239
<v Speaker 1>Cool, we're Tony Brixton and baby Face. Come on to

0:45:41.440 --> 0:45:45.360
<v Speaker 1>give me something. Mariah and Jamaine Duprie that is terrible.

0:45:45.400 --> 0:45:49.440
<v Speaker 2>I feel like we're de Bratt and uh Jamaine Duprie.

0:45:50.320 --> 0:45:53.439
<v Speaker 1>Oh, who's wait?

0:45:53.560 --> 0:46:00.400
<v Speaker 2>Aliyah and Missy Elliotts and Tim miss and Tim Missy

0:46:00.400 --> 0:46:02.680
<v Speaker 2>and Tim Missy and Tim. I don't know if there's

0:46:02.680 --> 0:46:05.440
<v Speaker 2>still friends like that now, Oh come on, I can't

0:46:05.480 --> 0:46:07.560
<v Speaker 2>stand the ring. But when they were in there, like

0:46:07.680 --> 0:46:09.400
<v Speaker 2>high times, they were like super friends.

0:46:09.400 --> 0:46:13.200
<v Speaker 1>Oh and then Adrian can be Magoo. Remember, yeah, but

0:46:13.239 --> 0:46:15.840
<v Speaker 1>where is Magoo? I mean he's obviously working at like

0:46:15.880 --> 0:46:20.720
<v Speaker 1>a wall. Adrians is not Magoo Adrian? You magoo Haboo

0:46:21.000 --> 0:46:21.439
<v Speaker 1>or we.

0:46:21.760 --> 0:46:25.080
<v Speaker 2>Sw V with Adrian because they're still together, you know

0:46:25.160 --> 0:46:27.280
<v Speaker 2>that to make appearances and everything.

0:46:27.440 --> 0:46:33.680
<v Speaker 1>I mean to go see you get so I get

0:46:33.719 --> 0:46:35.759
<v Speaker 1>my phone bill because they can't pay the bills on time.

0:46:35.800 --> 0:46:39.080
<v Speaker 2>No, listen. I would go to their concert if it

0:46:39.120 --> 0:46:42.640
<v Speaker 2>was four. If it was and ma listen, they might

0:46:42.680 --> 0:46:47.160
<v Speaker 2>be listening to the podcast, so I love Okay, Well, Suv,

0:46:47.239 --> 0:46:49.160
<v Speaker 2>if you listen to the podcast, can you come down

0:46:49.800 --> 0:46:53.279
<v Speaker 2>and tell us what you're experts at so that we

0:46:53.280 --> 0:46:56.200
<v Speaker 2>can talk to you about Yeah, where your life went left?

0:46:56.280 --> 0:47:00.000
<v Speaker 2>So I have five things to be a good friend.

0:47:00.040 --> 0:47:03.399
<v Speaker 2>I spit them facts out know that it ain't about you,

0:47:03.840 --> 0:47:08.839
<v Speaker 2>and no, it ain't all about you. That's why you're

0:47:08.880 --> 0:47:13.160
<v Speaker 2>off the friendless Number one is it ain't all about you?

0:47:13.239 --> 0:47:17.839
<v Speaker 2>Number two, know when it is about you, But.

0:47:17.920 --> 0:47:21.640
<v Speaker 1>I thought that it was always about me. What do

0:47:21.640 --> 0:47:23.239
<v Speaker 1>you mean know when it is about you?

0:47:23.320 --> 0:47:28.240
<v Speaker 2>Yeah? Know, when maybe time to like insert yourself.

0:47:29.239 --> 0:47:31.319
<v Speaker 1>That's hard. I think it should be. No, when it's

0:47:31.360 --> 0:47:32.200
<v Speaker 1>not about you.

0:47:32.680 --> 0:47:34.400
<v Speaker 2>That's what's the first one. No, the first one, it

0:47:34.400 --> 0:47:37.040
<v Speaker 2>ain't all about you. And then to know when it

0:47:37.120 --> 0:47:37.560
<v Speaker 2>is about you.

0:47:37.680 --> 0:47:39.200
<v Speaker 1>But if it's if I have a problem that I'm

0:47:39.200 --> 0:47:42.120
<v Speaker 1>dealing with my friends with, then I know it's about me.

0:47:42.880 --> 0:47:44.879
<v Speaker 2>I feel like that one is wrong. Now some point,

0:47:45.160 --> 0:47:47.759
<v Speaker 2>can you cite your source on that one with the

0:47:47.760 --> 0:47:57.600
<v Speaker 2>bibliography looking the Black Planet meets dot com dot com? Okay?

0:47:58.520 --> 0:48:03.080
<v Speaker 2>Number three, Know that when you give, you might not

0:48:03.120 --> 0:48:07.600
<v Speaker 2>get what verses that Colossians six two is that Ephesians

0:48:07.719 --> 0:48:10.840
<v Speaker 2>that is in the new text, When you give, you

0:48:10.920 --> 0:48:14.440
<v Speaker 2>might not get. I know niggas in the back like

0:48:18.040 --> 0:48:20.200
<v Speaker 2>take your time, now, take your time?

0:48:29.640 --> 0:48:31.680
<v Speaker 1>Can you one more time for the listeners?

0:48:31.880 --> 0:48:35.600
<v Speaker 2>Repeat number three? Because I didn't quite get that. T. D.

0:48:35.840 --> 0:48:42.160
<v Speaker 2>Jake said, No, when you give, you might not get.

0:48:42.600 --> 0:48:45.480
<v Speaker 2>So everything should be from the hot somebody get the

0:48:45.480 --> 0:48:47.160
<v Speaker 2>praying shawl from the hot.

0:48:47.880 --> 0:48:49.600
<v Speaker 1>When you give, you might not get you might not.

0:48:49.800 --> 0:48:54.600
<v Speaker 2>And then you have to be present. You can't just

0:48:55.280 --> 0:48:57.600
<v Speaker 2>do the social media thing. You can't just the text.

0:48:57.600 --> 0:49:00.359
<v Speaker 2>It's not enough. You gotta go make an effort and

0:49:00.440 --> 0:49:02.839
<v Speaker 2>see someone in person and be like, I want to

0:49:02.880 --> 0:49:04.960
<v Speaker 2>make sure all your parts are together. I had a

0:49:05.000 --> 0:49:07.520
<v Speaker 2>friend that I would talk to you all the time,

0:49:08.000 --> 0:49:10.600
<v Speaker 2>but I didn't see her for years, and then I

0:49:10.680 --> 0:49:12.560
<v Speaker 2>saw her and I was like, You're like, girl, you

0:49:12.560 --> 0:49:17.640
<v Speaker 2>ain't got no legs, you are missing half your face.

0:49:17.760 --> 0:49:21.320
<v Speaker 2>What's going on? And she was like dealing with mad stuff?

0:49:21.360 --> 0:49:25.840
<v Speaker 2>But through texts, wait, look like she looked very sick,

0:49:25.920 --> 0:49:27.799
<v Speaker 2>like she was going through something, and she was. She

0:49:27.880 --> 0:49:31.480
<v Speaker 2>was like really depressed. She had like lost somebody in

0:49:31.520 --> 0:49:35.120
<v Speaker 2>her family, just going through a lot of things, and

0:49:35.239 --> 0:49:38.680
<v Speaker 2>she just wasn't showing that through social media because the

0:49:38.719 --> 0:49:42.120
<v Speaker 2>filters be one two thousands one point. Well, you know

0:49:42.160 --> 0:49:44.920
<v Speaker 2>what people take pictures of, like the side of their face.

0:49:44.960 --> 0:49:47.879
<v Speaker 2>You're like, so you're just gonna put up the same

0:49:47.920 --> 0:49:50.080
<v Speaker 2>picture of your face with a different shirt on.

0:49:50.640 --> 0:49:52.120
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, those are the people who ain't got no friends

0:49:52.160 --> 0:49:53.279
<v Speaker 1>or selfie sticks.

0:49:53.800 --> 0:49:55.919
<v Speaker 2>Or they could have had a stroke in the other

0:49:56.000 --> 0:49:58.960
<v Speaker 2>side of their face. She looked like she had a stroke, like,

0:49:59.080 --> 0:50:01.640
<v Speaker 2>oh my god, did she have a how she was

0:50:01.680 --> 0:50:04.400
<v Speaker 2>his friend? She was old? No, she was mige. Oh

0:50:04.440 --> 0:50:07.160
<v Speaker 2>my gosh, she was old. Shut up, you're idio.

0:50:07.320 --> 0:50:09.960
<v Speaker 1>So she Yeah. I mean, I think that's something that

0:50:10.000 --> 0:50:12.640
<v Speaker 1>with social media, we it's easy to kind of forget

0:50:12.680 --> 0:50:15.799
<v Speaker 1>that because we are online all the time. And then

0:50:15.880 --> 0:50:17.640
<v Speaker 1>sometimes you get with your friend y'all not even talking

0:50:17.640 --> 0:50:19.320
<v Speaker 1>to each other because you're both in your phone.

0:50:19.280 --> 0:50:22.160
<v Speaker 2>Or just taking pictures. Well, I mean, leave you and

0:50:22.160 --> 0:50:24.839
<v Speaker 2>you can step my followers up. N t way, what's

0:50:24.960 --> 0:50:29.440
<v Speaker 2>number five? And number five is when you get older,

0:50:29.600 --> 0:50:33.879
<v Speaker 2>you realize, you know, priorities are different and you might

0:50:34.960 --> 0:50:38.360
<v Speaker 2>move in terms of like levels, but that's the journey.

0:50:38.400 --> 0:50:40.560
<v Speaker 2>You gotta stay for the journey. You can't just I'm

0:50:40.560 --> 0:50:42.759
<v Speaker 2>sorry that one got a little too Nicholas sparks for

0:50:42.880 --> 0:50:46.200
<v Speaker 2>me a little to the notebook. So as we get older,

0:50:46.760 --> 0:50:49.560
<v Speaker 2>there's different levels, like so, I mean like friends will

0:50:49.560 --> 0:50:51.839
<v Speaker 2>move up and friends will Yeah, things are gonna change,

0:50:51.880 --> 0:50:53.680
<v Speaker 2>They're gonna shift. You're not gonna be at the same

0:50:54.360 --> 0:50:56.399
<v Speaker 2>level like somebody's gonna get married, and then you're gonna

0:50:56.440 --> 0:50:59.160
<v Speaker 2>still be single, like going on tender days and you

0:50:59.280 --> 0:51:02.760
<v Speaker 2>still have to with a ride. You can't like push

0:51:02.800 --> 0:51:05.319
<v Speaker 2>those people out because they're not doing what you're doing. Yeah,

0:51:05.320 --> 0:51:05.560
<v Speaker 2>you can.

0:51:06.160 --> 0:51:07.760
<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna tell you what. I'm gonna tell you why.

0:51:07.600 --> 0:51:09.640
<v Speaker 2>If they're not doing shit, that's one thing.

0:51:09.719 --> 0:51:11.600
<v Speaker 1>But you like trying to go to work and you're

0:51:11.640 --> 0:51:13.800
<v Speaker 1>trying to get married and you're trying to like remodel

0:51:13.840 --> 0:51:15.759
<v Speaker 1>your kitchen and they still like you always go to

0:51:15.800 --> 0:51:17.719
<v Speaker 1>the club, get this bottle, and you're like, no, I

0:51:17.760 --> 0:51:20.600
<v Speaker 1>have bills, and they're like, come on, minute, about only.

0:51:20.400 --> 0:51:23.240
<v Speaker 2>Three fifty, let's go to the club. Michael.

0:51:23.520 --> 0:51:24.880
<v Speaker 1>Those friends, you gotta let those friends.

0:51:24.760 --> 0:51:28.120
<v Speaker 2>Go, right. Yeah. But if you're a friend, that's like, oh,

0:51:28.200 --> 0:51:30.960
<v Speaker 2>I'm not doing what you're doing in terms of like

0:51:31.080 --> 0:51:33.520
<v Speaker 2>starting a family, but I am doing something that's for

0:51:33.600 --> 0:51:36.759
<v Speaker 2>myself that means important to me. You still stay in

0:51:36.800 --> 0:51:37.520
<v Speaker 2>the same circle.

0:51:38.239 --> 0:51:40.720
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I mean I think naturally as we get old,

0:51:41.320 --> 0:51:44.919
<v Speaker 1>like you, I think, just naturally people just fall It's

0:51:45.640 --> 0:51:48.839
<v Speaker 1>you start to fall out of friendships with people and

0:51:48.880 --> 0:51:53.080
<v Speaker 1>you make other friends who maybe have like similar paths

0:51:53.080 --> 0:51:53.320
<v Speaker 1>that you.

0:51:53.840 --> 0:51:56.200
<v Speaker 2>Na Man, I like to have different types of people around,

0:51:56.239 --> 0:51:58.279
<v Speaker 2>because I need to see different levels. I can't be

0:51:58.360 --> 0:52:00.919
<v Speaker 2>around the same struggling people be around the same people

0:52:00.960 --> 0:52:03.080
<v Speaker 2>were just doing well. I just didn't have two different

0:52:03.120 --> 0:52:06.640
<v Speaker 2>circles to like make me stable and know what's really

0:52:06.719 --> 0:52:07.120
<v Speaker 2>out there.

0:52:07.239 --> 0:52:09.600
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, but also to motivate you mm hmm yeah.

0:52:09.680 --> 0:52:12.560
<v Speaker 2>And so when you just cancel all those people out,

0:52:12.719 --> 0:52:14.560
<v Speaker 2>you never get to see like what the inside is

0:52:14.600 --> 0:52:16.080
<v Speaker 2>and like what's going on. And you want to be

0:52:16.120 --> 0:52:19.000
<v Speaker 2>a party girl. We've been doing this for this many years,

0:52:19.000 --> 0:52:21.400
<v Speaker 2>and now I'm gonna stop talking to you because you're married.

0:52:21.480 --> 0:52:22.200
<v Speaker 2>That's not cool.

0:52:22.760 --> 0:52:24.920
<v Speaker 1>I mean, unless she married somebody ugly, I mean, I

0:52:24.960 --> 0:52:27.799
<v Speaker 1>get it. So I feel like we learned a lot

0:52:27.840 --> 0:52:30.520
<v Speaker 1>to do. We really freaking did, Marie. I feel like

0:52:30.560 --> 0:52:35.960
<v Speaker 1>we are great experts. We are so freaking smart. I

0:52:36.000 --> 0:52:38.640
<v Speaker 1>mean the statistics I had. I had a pie chart.

0:52:39.120 --> 0:52:41.560
<v Speaker 2>I left it at home, but I was gonna I

0:52:41.880 --> 0:52:45.440
<v Speaker 2>used the red marker in everything. I really wanted some pie.

0:52:45.719 --> 0:52:47.080
<v Speaker 2>I made a Venn diagram.

0:52:47.360 --> 0:52:49.560
<v Speaker 1>Okay here and they look like titties, but it was

0:52:49.640 --> 0:52:51.040
<v Speaker 1>like a legit Vann diagram.

0:52:51.040 --> 0:52:52.480
<v Speaker 2>I wish I could have brought it. It would have

0:52:52.520 --> 0:52:54.480
<v Speaker 2>been it would have been so spectacular, it would have

0:52:54.520 --> 0:52:57.000
<v Speaker 2>been so good. Next next week, Yeah, we'll pop that in.

0:52:57.160 --> 0:53:00.440
<v Speaker 2>So I think this was a great first episode.

0:53:00.600 --> 0:53:03.040
<v Speaker 1>I think that they're only going to get better because

0:53:03.040 --> 0:53:04.000
<v Speaker 1>we're gonna get better at this.

0:53:04.000 --> 0:53:06.080
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, because we're gonna have more people. You know, it's

0:53:06.080 --> 0:53:07.080
<v Speaker 2>not going to just be us.

0:53:07.360 --> 0:53:08.920
<v Speaker 1>Know that you guys want that.

0:53:09.320 --> 0:53:12.960
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, And we're just gonna be exploring different topics about

0:53:13.840 --> 0:53:16.759
<v Speaker 2>some really important and some just like foolish. Yeah.

0:53:16.840 --> 0:53:20.080
<v Speaker 1>I mean, we have like a really awesome lineup of guests.

0:53:20.120 --> 0:53:22.799
<v Speaker 1>We have a lot of really really funny comedians. We

0:53:22.880 --> 0:53:25.520
<v Speaker 1>have a lot of friends people, We have a lot

0:53:25.560 --> 0:53:29.080
<v Speaker 1>of city, got a lot of friends. I'm gonna invite family,

0:53:30.239 --> 0:53:32.640
<v Speaker 1>Thank you. My dad might come and do an episode.

0:53:33.920 --> 0:53:36.680
<v Speaker 1>He's how to be a Haitian Ashy Man, Oh.

0:53:36.520 --> 0:53:45.799
<v Speaker 2>My god, bring him. No bye, Bobby, He's not gonna go.

0:53:46.680 --> 0:53:51.120
<v Speaker 2>But we have like a really awesome kind of concept

0:53:51.200 --> 0:53:53.000
<v Speaker 2>and we think that y'all are going to really enjoy

0:53:53.040 --> 0:53:53.720
<v Speaker 2>what we're doing.

0:53:53.880 --> 0:53:55.040
<v Speaker 1>So stick with us.

0:53:55.239 --> 0:53:58.560
<v Speaker 2>Yes, you might learn something. We have to plug different

0:53:58.560 --> 0:54:01.080
<v Speaker 2>things that we're doing. We have a monthly show together

0:54:01.160 --> 0:54:04.400
<v Speaker 2>that's a Karme Lounge. It's every second Saturday and it's

0:54:04.440 --> 0:54:05.319
<v Speaker 2>free ninety nine.

0:54:05.600 --> 0:54:08.040
<v Speaker 1>It's so free. It's the second Saturday of every month,

0:54:08.160 --> 0:54:11.280
<v Speaker 1>and it's an amazing show. It happens every satur every

0:54:11.440 --> 0:54:12.839
<v Speaker 1>month at seven thirty.

0:54:12.840 --> 0:54:14.680
<v Speaker 2>Cool seven thirty at Karmel Lounge.

0:54:14.960 --> 0:54:15.880
<v Speaker 1>And then if you want to find.

0:54:15.760 --> 0:54:17.920
<v Speaker 2>Us on social media, we out in the streets. Baby,

0:54:18.000 --> 0:54:21.040
<v Speaker 2>what's your uh? What's your Instagram? Your? My Instagram is

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<v Speaker 2>really R three e's z y r e e e

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<v Speaker 2>Z so simple, it's so easy.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, just follow me on that.

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<v Speaker 2>My YouTube is on that. Oh yeah, we had and

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<v Speaker 2>m videos on there. Your videos just like just mad

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<v Speaker 2>stuff you can pull from. And then my Instagram is

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<v Speaker 2>just sid j u s t s y d s

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<v Speaker 2>it's j u s t s y d b W.

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<v Speaker 2>And then on Twitter it's just sid n YC. Just

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<v Speaker 2>sid n y c. Yeah. Perfect, Yeah, that's I mean, really,

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<v Speaker 2>if you find one of us, you gonna find the other.

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<v Speaker 2>Pretty much. We're all up in through each other's social

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<v Speaker 2>media because we begin tox.

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<v Speaker 1>We betweeting each other, while we're texting each other, while

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<v Speaker 1>we're facime each other, while we're sitting next to each other.

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<v Speaker 2>The les all of the I.

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<v Speaker 1>Like that song, but I like you, Sydney, like you.

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<v Speaker 1>Who's listening to this?

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<v Speaker 2>Right?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my god, we like you as well. Get to

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<v Speaker 1>work or home or to bed in one piece and

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<v Speaker 1>we will see you gosh dart it next week.

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<v Speaker 2>But god but no. Okay bye. This has been an

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<v Speaker 2>unofficial expert and you're so much smarter now because you

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<v Speaker 2>listen to this. Hello, okay, goodbye bye