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Speaker 2: Hey, welcome to the Unofficial Expert.

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Speaker 1: Unofficial Expert, where we think that we can figure out

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Speaker 1: who's who thinks they're smart and who thinks they're dumb.

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Speaker 2: Yeah. I'm Sydney Washington and I'm Marie no last name,

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Speaker 2: no like Beyonce or share. And people are like Marie

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Speaker 2: who works at CBS.

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Speaker 1: That's a different that's Mary, Mary that's married. That's somebody

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Speaker 1: else that ain't different.

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Speaker 2: Different hairstyle, different woman.

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Speaker 1: Different face, different cheek, bones, every different, like big toenail.

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Speaker 1: It's just everything is different.

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Speaker 2: Okay, all right, so what's what is this podcast about? Marie?

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Speaker 1: Okay, So Sidney, we're friends, right, like, I mean, she

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Speaker 1: she died so sometimes. But we like live in New

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Speaker 1: York City where we meet interesting literally every day every day.

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Speaker 1: And a lot of our friends are comedians, so you

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Speaker 1: know what that means. They don't have jobs, but they

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Speaker 1: all think they're really good at something specific or we have.

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Speaker 1: Sydney has a lot of friends, right, you know a

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Speaker 1: lot of people I.

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Speaker 2: Think they're experts in just things that no one cares about.

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Speaker 1: So what we're gonna do is every week we're gonna

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Speaker 1: talk to a different person who thinks they're an expert

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Speaker 1: at something really insignificant, something really like, really, you're an

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Speaker 1: expert at getting.

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Speaker 2: Fired, like being a wingman, or like being a single mom,

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Speaker 2: or getting stuff for free, or an expert drag queen. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: all since those things are just like, Okay, you're an

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Speaker 2: expert at are you getting any money for it? Now?

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Speaker 1: You know you know you're not. We have a white

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Speaker 1: woman whisperer that we.

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Speaker 2: Going to talk to you. Sure do. We have a

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Speaker 2: hood expert.

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Speaker 1: We have a drug expert.

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Speaker 2: Brooklyn expert. We have so many experts. It goes on

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Speaker 2: and on, and we just keep making up experts as

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Speaker 2: we go.

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, we're like, well this dude must be good

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Speaker 1: at something. You're an expert at staying at your mom's

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Speaker 1: house well into your thirty yes.

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Speaker 2: Or you're like, how to live with your mom properly,

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Speaker 2: Like I'm an expert at living with mothers. That's it? No,

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Speaker 2: I like that. That's fine. Everyone's gotta live with her

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Speaker 2: mom at least once.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, when you're born and then until college. Like, how

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Speaker 1: old were you when you left your mom's house?

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Speaker 2: College?

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Speaker 1: So so when you got out of college, you didn't

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Speaker 1: go back to your mom's house.

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Speaker 2: Oh, Ramona wasn't letting me back in for real. Yes,

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Speaker 2: she wouldn't let you back in the house. Now she's like,

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Speaker 2: don't you dare come back here. You gotta get your

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Speaker 2: own place, so I stay with my friend.

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Speaker 1: What wait, Ramona is seven?

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Speaker 2: Listen that wig stay tilted. She don't give no damns.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, even if you stood out there like

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Speaker 2: Listen. Ramona would have let me in when I was

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Speaker 2: in high school and I would come in I don't know,

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Speaker 2: would call her phone over and over and over again,

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Speaker 2: and she would let me wait outside for like forty

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Speaker 1: Wait, why would she do that? I don't know why

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Speaker 1: parents do that? So she's like, bring ass here all

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Speaker 1: the time. Yeah, but like you're what. You want me

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Speaker 1: to get home early because you feel like I'm gonna

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Speaker 1: for forty five minutes because you think no one's gonna

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Speaker 1: kidnap my six years.

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Speaker 2: I wasn't outside. I was just in the hallway, just

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Speaker 2: embarrassing in front of the Joe, just on the banjo

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Speaker 2: playing the harmonica. Yeah, hope, and somebody will give us

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Speaker 1: Excuse me letters gentlemen, like you're trying to raise some

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Speaker 1: money for my basketball team.

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Speaker 2: I'm trying to stay off these streets because my mom

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Speaker 2: locked me out right. So you know, people want to

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Speaker 2: know about us, what are we experts in? So we did?

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Speaker 2: We did? We thoroughly explain what the show was. You

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Speaker 2: think that they got it. You think they're experts on

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Speaker 2: the unofficial expert Yeah, like the person that always has

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Speaker 2: the statistics like eighty percent of like white men stay

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Speaker 2: doing blah blah blah. It's like, where did you come

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Speaker 2: up with this statistic?

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Speaker 1: Eighty percent of white man will kill you and cut

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Speaker 1: you up, you in the trunk, which dread that somewhere

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Speaker 1: that is true. But also wet men will wear sandals

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Speaker 1: in the rain.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, or they're like forty eight point seven percent of

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Speaker 2: women have orgasms from reverse cowgirl, Like wait, cool, listen,

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Speaker 1: Okay, I feel like the stat is like something like

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Speaker 1: sixty percent of all women have never orgasmed during sex.

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Speaker 2: Oh, I think it's more than that, like probably eighty. Okay,

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Speaker 2: you hear that. Eight.

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Speaker 1: So I feel like a lot of women fake it too.

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Speaker 1: I'm not an actress summer comedian, so I will uh,

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Speaker 1: you're on your pean and then be like, you gotta

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Speaker 1: go because I'm not here to make you feel better.

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Speaker 1: I'm not here to tell you that it was amazing.

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Speaker 1: How about you get up and make me a sandwich. Damn,

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Speaker 1: I'm an expert at eating sand.

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Speaker 2: You're definitely gonna get killed by white man. By white man. No,

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Speaker 2: I'm back to black man. Oh that's good for you.

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Speaker 1: I've come back to the dark side.

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Speaker 2: Oh, you're helping the community.

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Speaker 1: I'm good at making the community. Just feel uplifted.

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Speaker 2: Just glow up, that glow up, right, that glow up.

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Speaker 2: So this is what we're doing and this is who

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Speaker 2: we are. But I think that you guys should know

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Speaker 2: that we're also really good at stuff too, Like we're smart.

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Speaker 2: Oh we have We're an expert at something at least

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Speaker 2: once or twice a day. Oh, every day.

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Speaker 1: I'm like, wow, we use that.

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Speaker 2: Word expert very loosely white, so it's just the whole

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Speaker 2: thing is just open. What is I don't know what

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Speaker 2: a synonym for expert, but we're the antonym of experts exactly.

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Speaker 2: So Marie, what are you an expert in? Overall? Right now?

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Speaker 1: I'm an expert at being like just the solid Christian woman,

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Speaker 1: you know, just not a queen, just please, But I

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Speaker 1: know that I'm being serious expert queen, expert, queen queen.

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Speaker 1: Just when I walk down the street, people are like, oh,

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Speaker 1: so Regal.

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Speaker 2: It's because you're always wearing your hair bag.

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Speaker 1: And I got this high just regal queen. For he

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Speaker 1: your collar bone is always alone hill like money looks

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Speaker 2: I think if you have a long neck, clavicles and

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Speaker 1: I'm also rocking a neck tattoo right now, Yes you are,

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Speaker 1: this dude. This dude downstairs was like, that's that's a

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Speaker 1: real tattoo or not. So I'm also an expert now

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Speaker 1: with trapping dudes who fresh out of prisons.

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Speaker 2: Oh nice. The security guards love you, they love you.

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Speaker 2: So that's what I'm an expert at. Every day but

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Speaker 2: I used to be an expert at all things setting

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Speaker 2: it off. Does that make sense?

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Speaker 1: No, I was an expert at just stealing. I'm not

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Speaker 1: gonna say robbing because that sounds like a crime. Stealing

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Speaker 1: is innocent. No, stealing sounds bad as well. No, no, no,

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Speaker 1: because people still most people steal from work every day.

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Speaker 1: Like when you go to work and you print out

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Speaker 1: your own like stuff, that's technically stealing.

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Speaker 2: Listen, don't you give me these bullshit ass explanations because

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Speaker 2: you a thief?

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Speaker 1: Well I am, okay's stealing, but I don't listen. I'm retired. Okay,

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Speaker 1: I'm out the game. I'm not stealing no more.

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Speaker 2: Also, don't have a day job, So that's why it was.

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Speaker 1: But I wasn't only just stealing from work. I used

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Speaker 1: to steal from like stores and stuff as a kid.

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Speaker 2: Okay, we'll get down to it. They get get weird.

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Speaker 2: Did you let me start stealing? Okay?

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Speaker 1: Well, okay, So I was drafted into the stealing set

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Speaker 1: it to all Cleo game the finals. No, no, no, no,

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Speaker 1: I was. I made it. I was a plu pop

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Speaker 1: warner stealing when I was in first grade.

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Speaker 2: I told you in you first grade six five five.

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Speaker 2: I was. I was a young scholar. So I was

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Speaker 2: stealing like school supplies from like the school store and stuff.

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Speaker 1: And I was stealing you know, stuff like that, books

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Speaker 2: Oh don't you dare? Oh, I was stealing books. So

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Speaker 2: just you know, I just want to read. I was.

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Speaker 1: I used to read a lot. Sidney. Listen, Sidney, you

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Speaker 2: Okay, listen, I just lost a bet because I don't

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Speaker 1: No, you don't read at all.

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Speaker 2: I do. The last book you read, Catcher in the Rye,

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Speaker 2: and that was that was like before your fourth grade.

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Speaker 2: The Summer Reading Program, nineteen ninety three, Summer Reading Program,

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Speaker 2: the coldest winter ever. That's my sister. So so is

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Speaker 2: that the one where the girl's name was Mercedes. No,

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Speaker 2: it was Winter fool. Wasn't there a y?

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Speaker 1: Okay? But didn't Winter have like a friend that had

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Speaker 2: I digress Annie who thief? Continue? So I was stealing

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Speaker 2: a bunch of stuff as a kid. I would steal

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Speaker 2: snacks out of people's backpacks. Okay, get into this because okay,

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Speaker 2: so you know my mom is a good Haitian woman

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Speaker 1: So we didn't eat junk food as kids. Like that's

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Speaker 1: I don't need it, like it's too much.

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Speaker 2: And your teeth are wonderful. Oh thank you.

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Speaker 1: I need to get a crown anyway, that's me here

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Speaker 1: north crumb for my head over my mouth. And so

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Speaker 1: my mom would give us like the most basic snacks,

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Speaker 1: like carrot sticks and like banana that is vanilla yogurt terrible.

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Speaker 1: So that's what I was coming to school with every day,

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Speaker 1: and all you know, all the white kids was coming

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Speaker 1: And you had no friends and lunchibles. Oh yeah, I

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Speaker 1: am No. I was a cute kid. Anyway, I didn't

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Speaker 1: have no kids, no friends because I was fighting kids

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Speaker 1: taking toys that I wasn't playing with. But I would steal.

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Speaker 2: Their snacks out of their backpacks and then I would

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Speaker 2: bring my snack back home and my mom would be like,

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Speaker 2: you didn't eat and I know what the banana was black.

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Speaker 2: Did you ever get caught stealings? Oh yes, I got

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Speaker 2: caught playoff.

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Speaker 1: Okay, So I was in fourth grade, So I've been

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Speaker 1: doing it for like, legit five years.

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Speaker 2: Damn the fact that you know when you got caught.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, because I remember what teacher it was. You were

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Speaker 1: a pretty serious, mister. It was mister Nicolino, fourth grade. Hey,

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Speaker 1: you called it, mister nick. He was my first gig.

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Speaker 1: He was my first dude teacher. I didn't even know

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Speaker 2: Did he wear kaggies?

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Speaker 1: He wore kakies all the time. They were always like

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Speaker 1: pressed and starched. He was young too, so he was cool, right, Yeah,

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Speaker 2: I would eat these people snack in front of them

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Speaker 1: Yeah, and I would just eat. So anyway, he had

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Speaker 2: And then he went through all the backpacks while we watched,

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Speaker 1: Whatever she said, I have to say too, right, but

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Speaker 2: Meanwhile, you were in the fourth grade. There was no period,

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Speaker 2: There was no insolin for your diabetes, no nothing, nothing. No.

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Speaker 1: I should have been like, I wet myself and I put.

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Speaker 2: You should have just broke out in the see Jert,

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Speaker 2: somebody get some orange juice. Oh my god, a snipers bar.

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Speaker 1: You know, I wasn't as a gifted and lying as

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Speaker 2: I just was like broke out in hives. Yeah, but

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Speaker 1: So it guess the my purple tweety backpack and there

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Speaker 2: And did you feel some type of way by being

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Speaker 1: Because I didn't know what black was when I was

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Speaker 2: I was you know, I thought I was just you know,

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Speaker 1: So that's probably got that, probably Italian, so they don't

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Speaker 2: He was like a freaking black women black women. So

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Speaker 2: that was basically you graduated. There was your initiation to thievery.

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Speaker 2: So when did you upgrade. Well, when I went to college. No, no, no.

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Speaker 1: When I got to high school, my friend had a car,

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Speaker 2: And you were all black.

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Speaker 1: We had one light skin friend, so you all were black.

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Speaker 2: I used to hang out with white chicks that stole

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Speaker 1: What were they taking like pocket book Dooney and Burkman.

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Speaker 2: No, like Ralph Lauren Cardigan sweaters and like lacrosse shirts

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Speaker 2: stealing with them? Girl? No, I was shivering in my boots.

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Speaker 2: I was just there for the ride. I was like

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Speaker 2: I probably realized. I was like, oh, so I'm like

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Speaker 2: know they were watching you.

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Speaker 1: Probably they weren't watching Robin and London and broke whatever the.

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Speaker 2: Hill, the scapegoat. They were like that that woman right there.

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Speaker 2: They probably whispered as scared. Did they ever get caught?

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Speaker 2: You know what? I stopped hanging out with them because

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Speaker 2: and it's always mad people at the g. They were

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Speaker 2: stealing Bobby Brown, Bobby Brown. I was like, I was like,

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Speaker 2: you know what, y'all stealing Bobby Brown. I can't because

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Speaker 2: I'm thinking, like Bobby Brown, like, it's somebody black with him.

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Speaker 2: You miss my love and my bug and the love.

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Speaker 2: I was like, yo, you're stealing from a black person.

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Speaker 2: then yes, I think she's Jewish. Listen. I was like,

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Speaker 2: you're stealing from Bobby Brown. I'm in high school, dumb,

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Speaker 2: but yeah, I used to hang out with white people still,

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Speaker 2: So your black ass was stealing in the mall? Oh yeah,

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Speaker 2: we would. My friend would have to get away car.

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Speaker 2: We my friend would stay the car.

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Speaker 1: She never stole nothing. She would be like, whatever you

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Speaker 2: She was smart. What would y'all steal? Oh?

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Speaker 1: We were stealing clothes?

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Speaker 1: We were like, I stole like a dkn y tube

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Speaker 2: I sold. I hope that you haven't Union Union Bay

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Speaker 2: jeans or something stupid like that, like baby fat stuff.

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Speaker 2: Pac Sun No, I wasn't. I've never owned anything from

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Speaker 2: Pacsun on the hock surfer. I'm not a surfer dude.

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Speaker 2: But that's like a very mall brand. Yeah.

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Speaker 1: But then when I got to college, I then happened

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Speaker 1: can't see if you're taking stuff. And I was like,

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Speaker 1: oh we got an inside man. He was like, and

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Speaker 1: then the censors at the door don't work.

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Speaker 2: And we were like, you guys were like bootleg Oceans eleven.

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Speaker 1: It was legit, Yes, Ocean's eleven. It was like Oceans

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Speaker 2: It was like Oceans five because it was like five

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Speaker 2: of us. We would see stuff like I got some

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Speaker 2: uh some baby fat sling back key. Oh. I used

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Speaker 2: to love baby fat pressed. I would love the underwear

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Speaker 2: for baby fat panties. Yes, they did see through. Oh

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Speaker 2: that's because he was nasty, because he was fat. I

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Speaker 2: was like, oh the little cat on my cat already.

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Speaker 2: The dudes in the staircase ain't.

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Speaker 1: Such a classy ass, late Dick Kimora, Wait, how much

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Speaker 1: did the panties used to call to you?

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Speaker 2: Remember? Yo? Like twelve fifteen dollars for.

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Speaker 1: A pair of sheer Kimora leads, yes.

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Speaker 2: And then we have like the little the emblem that

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Speaker 2: like came out the like metal one. I have like

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Speaker 2: a metal pan yea yea yeah, yeah that would rip

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Speaker 2: your panties up in the dryer. And you were like,

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Speaker 2: why is this like in the crack of my ass?

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Speaker 2: This hurts? And then you're like, oh, I kind of

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Speaker 2: like this. I'm sitting you watching it, and I'm the.

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Speaker 1: But I never got arrested for stealing.

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Speaker 2: You're here today.

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Speaker 1: I stole a love the jacket ones super cute.

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Speaker 2: So, Marie, since you've been stealing for a long no, no, no.

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Speaker 1: No, since I had been stealing for a long time,

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Speaker 1: I'm out here just stealing people bands, now stealing people's

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Speaker 2: Is do you have like tips? What was the dudes

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Speaker 2: or don'ts Oh, you want me to help the community.

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Speaker 2: We want to know how you survive stealing out in

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Speaker 1: Well, I think the most important thing is to go

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Speaker 1: with your gut. If you feel like somebody watching you,

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Speaker 1: somebody's probably watching your black ass. Also, don't you try

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Speaker 1: to steal from like these Chinese owned businesses because they

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Speaker 1: watch black people.

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Speaker 2: Oh yes, they watch us. I think was it Minister Society.

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, when they came in and it was like

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Speaker 1: nigg Yeah, hurry up and buy like that one that movie.

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Speaker 2: Let everybody know, like, oh you know it. Don't fuck

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Speaker 2: with them? Yeah at all.

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Speaker 1: Well, Also I have I have some statistics for you

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Speaker 1: because I am an expert and I prepared my materials.

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Speaker 2: Look at you on the train.

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Speaker 1: I think that in actuality, the people who are the

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Speaker 1: biggest thieves are old white women and then they fake

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Speaker 1: like they got I don't know, dementia and they're only

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Speaker 1: way to dialysis and they didn't realize they didn't pay

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Speaker 1: for no other stuff.

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Speaker 2: But they're very aware and they steal. So ninety six

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Speaker 2: percent of thieves are white women, and sinn you hung

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Speaker 2: out with some of them. They were stealing from blow

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Speaker 2: me down. So where did you find this?

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Speaker 1: I found it on my phone as I was typing

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Speaker 1: it for this meeting.

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Speaker 2: Can we just get a reference? Do you have an Oh?

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Speaker 1: You want me to cite my source?

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Speaker 2: Yes? Can you source?

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Speaker 1: My source is lomans By my mom's house. There was

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Speaker 1: a lomans By there and it was always some white lady.

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Speaker 2: And they're just stealing like I don't know, uh and

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Speaker 2: tail aloft or white House, black market, terrible fult If

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Speaker 2: you're stealing Banana Republic, kill yourself like that is just awful.

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Speaker 1: Legit in they're stealing like Anne Klein patent level and Mary.

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Speaker 2: Jane's regular slingbacks? Is that a sling back? Or you

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Speaker 2: weren't a sling back, Barbara, No.

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Speaker 1: A sling back kitten wedge with the corkscrew, or like

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Speaker 1: the hard wooden clogs that they are.

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Speaker 2: Do you know what clouds I'm talking about? What you're

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Speaker 2: talking about, the ones that they were socks with two?

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Speaker 2: I hate it? So okay, I like I like the

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Speaker 2: way you cite. I like the way you say Marie.

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Speaker 1: I mean, I'm super serious about what I'm doing. So Lemona, I'm.

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Speaker 2: Gonna POI you okay, go ahead. Uh. Number one white

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Speaker 2: woman that was caught stealing a ride.

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Speaker 1: Johnny Depp was beating that ass because he was like,

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Speaker 1: you got me out here looking messed up?

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Speaker 2: Uh, how do you unhook one of those security things?

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Speaker 2: Oh see, I wasn't doing those. I thought they were

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Speaker 2: supposed to like wrap your bag in like a luminofoil

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Speaker 2: or something. I heard that you're supposed to put. You

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Speaker 2: can use a paper clip and shove it in and

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Speaker 2: like try to unhook the lock that's in it.

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Speaker 1: Is that what you heard? Is that what you're white?

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Speaker 1: Bloomingdale's friends telled you, Becky have Bloomy's.

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Speaker 2: I'm not gonna say because I'm not an expert at this,

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Speaker 2: but I didn't. We go on a blog where there

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Speaker 2: was people who were boosting.

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Speaker 1: There's a tumblr page.

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Speaker 2: Do you have the name of the tumbler.

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Speaker 1: It's called White Women who Will Not Get Stopped and

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Speaker 1: Will Not Shut it down?

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Speaker 2: Open Up Shop.

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Speaker 1: And it's this blog and it's all white girls giving

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Speaker 1: each other's tips and tricks and pointers on how to

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Speaker 1: steal stuff. And it's all about just them showing off

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Speaker 1: all the crap that they've stolen.

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Speaker 2: And it was like like thousands of dollars with the

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00:20:42,640 --> 00:20:44,640
Speaker 2: stuff that they stole mad makeup, And I was like, Yo,

437
00:20:44,840 --> 00:20:46,520
Speaker 2: how can I hit up one of these people? Can

438
00:20:46,560 --> 00:20:49,680
Speaker 2: they stealing like Mac and stealing like Bobby Brown and

439
00:20:49,720 --> 00:20:52,320
Speaker 2: seeing no Michael Cores. Well, Michael Cors.

440
00:20:52,200 --> 00:20:54,280
Speaker 1: Is basically the new baby fat mail.

441
00:20:54,520 --> 00:20:56,520
Speaker 2: Like, if I see another old black lady on the

442
00:20:56,520 --> 00:20:59,359
Speaker 2: train with a Michael corspocketbook, I'm a steal hor herse

443
00:21:01,000 --> 00:21:02,800
Speaker 2: or the watch well, I.

444
00:21:02,680 --> 00:21:03,639
Speaker 1: Mean I have to watch.

445
00:21:03,840 --> 00:21:06,800
Speaker 2: And this blog is very informative. It tells you the places,

446
00:21:06,880 --> 00:21:09,680
Speaker 2: like what time security comes in, what times they take,

447
00:21:09,760 --> 00:21:10,000
Speaker 2: They know.

448
00:21:10,000 --> 00:21:12,919
Speaker 1: Where the shift changes are, they know what stores have cameras.

449
00:21:13,040 --> 00:21:15,679
Speaker 1: So it's like my homeboy in college, except it's a

450
00:21:15,680 --> 00:21:20,879
Speaker 1: community of just young white women online who are helping

451
00:21:20,920 --> 00:21:22,600
Speaker 1: you be the best criminal that you can be.

452
00:21:23,280 --> 00:21:25,080
Speaker 2: So why did you give up your life a crime?

453
00:21:25,680 --> 00:21:29,240
Speaker 2: I started to feel bad about it. Wow, isn't that crazy?

454
00:21:29,280 --> 00:21:32,320
Speaker 2: That's knowing you feeling bad about you know what I mean?

455
00:21:32,440 --> 00:21:34,560
Speaker 1: I was like, you know what, I am a grown ass,

456
00:21:34,920 --> 00:21:37,800
Speaker 1: broke ass woman. If I get caught stealing, they're gonna

457
00:21:37,800 --> 00:21:38,640
Speaker 1: throw my black ass and.

458
00:21:38,800 --> 00:21:40,720
Speaker 2: Or shoot me. You should like, I have a mother

459
00:21:40,800 --> 00:21:43,280
Speaker 2: and a father. I shouldn't be stealing. Listen, my mom

460
00:21:43,359 --> 00:21:45,520
Speaker 2: and dad don't even know that I was stealing for

461
00:21:45,560 --> 00:21:49,320
Speaker 2: so long, mister and missus Foston.

462
00:21:51,359 --> 00:21:54,240
Speaker 1: Hey, I mean, hey, Bobby, but Sidney, that's what you know.

463
00:21:54,400 --> 00:21:56,679
Speaker 1: I was good at stealings. So I did that for years,

464
00:21:56,760 --> 00:21:59,680
Speaker 1: and uh, I'm retired now, even though every once in

465
00:21:59,720 --> 00:22:02,840
Speaker 1: a while I want to come back like MJ. But

466
00:22:02,880 --> 00:22:05,320
Speaker 1: you know, I feel like right now I'm out here

467
00:22:05,359 --> 00:22:06,320
Speaker 1: just stealing hearts.

468
00:22:06,560 --> 00:22:13,720
Speaker 2: Ooh, I and our uneficial expert for the evenings Free Foston.

469
00:22:13,920 --> 00:22:16,320
Speaker 1: And I keep saying my last name after I told

470
00:22:16,400 --> 00:22:20,240
Speaker 1: you I'm just like share or Shaggy, Okay, like people don't.

471
00:22:20,040 --> 00:22:24,160
Speaker 2: Need to know it wasn't me. Sidney, What the hell are.

472
00:22:24,119 --> 00:22:26,800
Speaker 1: You good at? Because you are good at asking questions

473
00:22:27,080 --> 00:22:30,720
Speaker 1: to criminals like me, But like, you gotta have another.

474
00:22:30,400 --> 00:22:33,200
Speaker 2: Ski I watched Colombo a lot, and I just feel

475
00:22:33,200 --> 00:22:35,280
Speaker 2: like we need an interrogation light over to that.

476
00:22:35,600 --> 00:22:37,879
Speaker 1: I don't know what Colombo is. I thought that was

477
00:22:37,880 --> 00:22:38,560
Speaker 1: a yogurt.

478
00:22:38,920 --> 00:22:42,159
Speaker 2: No, so it's an old movie that I mean, an

479
00:22:42,160 --> 00:22:45,000
Speaker 2: old series that's like before my time, Like my mother

480
00:22:45,119 --> 00:22:47,200
Speaker 2: used to watch it and I was a baby. When

481
00:22:47,200 --> 00:22:48,159
Speaker 2: you watch it and then.

482
00:22:48,040 --> 00:22:50,520
Speaker 1: She and then she would lock you outside so she

483
00:22:50,560 --> 00:22:51,760
Speaker 1: could watch Colombo.

484
00:22:51,440 --> 00:22:53,320
Speaker 2: And then she would let me know that, like, oh,

485
00:22:53,400 --> 00:22:55,480
Speaker 2: she would go to work and she would put Colombo

486
00:22:55,600 --> 00:22:58,760
Speaker 2: on a night so that that was the only way

487
00:22:58,760 --> 00:23:01,520
Speaker 2: I could go to sleep. And I ended up knowing

488
00:23:01,520 --> 00:23:05,600
Speaker 2: about Colombo as a I don't know a teenager. AnyWho.

489
00:23:06,440 --> 00:23:09,360
Speaker 2: What am I good at? I'm good at collecting friends.

490
00:23:09,640 --> 00:23:14,000
Speaker 2: I'm sorry, collecting men's friends. Oh, friends, I know how

491
00:23:14,000 --> 00:23:15,919
Speaker 2: to be a good friend. I'm like, uh, you know,

492
00:23:16,080 --> 00:23:18,000
Speaker 2: like Pokemon gotta gooda mall.

493
00:23:18,040 --> 00:23:20,720
Speaker 1: Type bosh Pokemon.

494
00:23:21,200 --> 00:23:25,800
Speaker 2: I you know, as you being my friend? I what did?

495
00:23:25,800 --> 00:23:27,920
Speaker 2: I trapped your ass real quick?

496
00:23:28,840 --> 00:23:30,640
Speaker 1: I was like, you want to take an Uber? You're

497
00:23:30,680 --> 00:23:33,399
Speaker 1: like up soul. I was like, you don't need me

498
00:23:33,440 --> 00:23:35,480
Speaker 1: to put in for this uber? Okay, yes, I'm in

499
00:23:35,480 --> 00:23:35,760
Speaker 1: the car.

500
00:23:36,000 --> 00:23:38,399
Speaker 2: I mean technically I was like no, But then like

501
00:23:38,520 --> 00:23:41,000
Speaker 2: after the fiftieth uber, I was like, so she's not

502
00:23:41,040 --> 00:23:44,720
Speaker 2: gonna give me nothing, She's not gonna put five on.

503
00:23:44,720 --> 00:23:47,600
Speaker 1: It or I mean, I guess technically I'm still stealing

504
00:23:47,680 --> 00:23:49,520
Speaker 1: Uber rides from friends.

505
00:23:49,080 --> 00:23:51,960
Speaker 2: But pretty I got five on. You don't have not

506
00:23:52,119 --> 00:23:55,200
Speaker 2: a song that I sing ever ever you have, You're

507
00:23:55,240 --> 00:23:58,879
Speaker 2: not doing anything you like. But I'm here, that's my guest.

508
00:24:01,000 --> 00:24:04,000
Speaker 2: I am breathing in your presence. Uh yeah, I know

509
00:24:04,040 --> 00:24:05,480
Speaker 2: how to I know how to be a good friend.

510
00:24:05,600 --> 00:24:12,280
Speaker 2: I have so many. I probably have about fifteen best friends,

511
00:24:12,320 --> 00:24:14,879
Speaker 2: not best friends, but friends that I could count on

512
00:24:15,080 --> 00:24:16,600
Speaker 2: call if I had a problem.

513
00:24:16,920 --> 00:24:17,360
Speaker 1: Fifteen.

514
00:24:17,560 --> 00:24:19,240
Speaker 2: Yeah, if I needed a couch to sleep on, we

515
00:24:19,440 --> 00:24:22,679
Speaker 2: at my friend's place right now. I mean yeah, but

516
00:24:22,880 --> 00:24:27,160
Speaker 2: like on this couch. I've slept on this couch. Oh god,

517
00:24:27,400 --> 00:24:28,159
Speaker 2: you're so gross.

518
00:24:28,560 --> 00:24:30,439
Speaker 1: Shut up, Hey, booth things for the NAXT. Use your

519
00:24:30,440 --> 00:24:31,199
Speaker 1: apartment to shoot this.

520
00:24:31,280 --> 00:24:31,800
Speaker 2: Thank you.

521
00:24:32,520 --> 00:24:34,360
Speaker 1: Fifteen that's a lot of friends.

522
00:24:34,680 --> 00:24:37,199
Speaker 2: Yeah, how do you? How do you have that many

523
00:24:37,280 --> 00:24:39,080
Speaker 2: good friends that you got that.

524
00:24:38,800 --> 00:24:40,359
Speaker 1: That have couches? They all got a couch.

525
00:24:40,560 --> 00:24:43,840
Speaker 2: Well, I learn how to be a good friend. I

526
00:24:43,960 --> 00:24:48,040
Speaker 2: believe in high school I was because you were popular

527
00:24:48,119 --> 00:24:50,160
Speaker 2: or you were I was not popular. I was not popular.

528
00:24:50,280 --> 00:24:52,880
Speaker 2: So it's very attentive. I was like that person who

529
00:24:52,880 --> 00:24:56,080
Speaker 2: would always picked up on the first ring. I would

530
00:24:56,119 --> 00:24:58,400
Speaker 2: be down to do like whatever, like oh you want

531
00:24:58,440 --> 00:25:01,800
Speaker 2: to you want to go? Like riding out, just ride

532
00:25:01,840 --> 00:25:04,720
Speaker 2: it out all night, Just just stay out, ride each

533
00:25:04,800 --> 00:25:08,600
Speaker 2: out all night. Day break, day break, night or whatever,

534
00:25:09,080 --> 00:25:11,760
Speaker 2: break day, Yeah, break of doing. I mean, my mom,

535
00:25:11,800 --> 00:25:13,399
Speaker 2: I'm not gonna let me in anyway, so I might

536
00:25:13,440 --> 00:25:15,239
Speaker 2: as well just stay out all night. What the hell

537
00:25:15,280 --> 00:25:18,159
Speaker 2: were you hanging out with till like the sun came up?

538
00:25:18,400 --> 00:25:20,679
Speaker 2: Just friends just going out, you know how the clubs

539
00:25:20,760 --> 00:25:21,119
Speaker 2: used to be.

540
00:25:21,800 --> 00:25:26,200
Speaker 1: Now my question to you, my Oprah Winfremo. Now, now,

541
00:25:26,280 --> 00:25:28,919
Speaker 1: missus Washington, you say that you were out till the

542
00:25:28,960 --> 00:25:32,120
Speaker 1: break of dawn? What the hell was y'all doing?

543
00:25:32,440 --> 00:25:33,680
Speaker 2: You are the clubs? Yes?

544
00:25:34,040 --> 00:25:36,360
Speaker 1: And did you ever feel like people were taking advantage

545
00:25:36,400 --> 00:25:38,800
Speaker 1: of you because you wanted a friend so bad?

546
00:25:39,480 --> 00:25:40,879
Speaker 2: Or you ared that question that was so good, That

547
00:25:40,920 --> 00:25:43,240
Speaker 2: was such a good question. You were such a shady boots.

548
00:25:43,359 --> 00:25:46,560
Speaker 1: No, I'm asking because sometimes when someone's really eager to

549
00:25:46,600 --> 00:25:50,240
Speaker 1: be my friend, I'd be like, if this nat, don't

550
00:25:50,240 --> 00:25:53,320
Speaker 1: get out on my face because it's annoying. If people

551
00:25:53,359 --> 00:25:55,160
Speaker 1: are too eager to be your friend, you like, get

552
00:25:55,160 --> 00:25:56,639
Speaker 1: something wrong with this this fool.

553
00:25:57,160 --> 00:25:59,879
Speaker 2: Well, people realized that I was just like a nice person,

554
00:26:00,080 --> 00:26:03,000
Speaker 2: and then I was just like happy to be outside

555
00:26:03,080 --> 00:26:06,359
Speaker 2: outside and just like I was free, give us free.

556
00:26:06,440 --> 00:26:08,480
Speaker 2: I was so happy to just not be in my

557
00:26:08,520 --> 00:26:12,320
Speaker 2: apartment with my mother watching Colombo. Yeah, so I mean,

558
00:26:12,359 --> 00:26:14,119
Speaker 2: I guess I get that you are somebody that people

559
00:26:14,400 --> 00:26:19,800
Speaker 2: genuinely like. And it's crazy to me because I hate everybody.

560
00:26:19,920 --> 00:26:23,439
Speaker 1: Excuse me, it's crazy because I don't like anybody. But

561
00:26:23,480 --> 00:26:26,000
Speaker 1: people can't tell I guess that I don't like them

562
00:26:26,040 --> 00:26:30,320
Speaker 1: because they be in my face. When do I go out, Henry,

563
00:26:30,520 --> 00:26:33,280
Speaker 1: I be like, I'm sorry, who nice to meet?

564
00:26:33,359 --> 00:26:33,960
Speaker 2: Who is this?

565
00:26:34,760 --> 00:26:36,280
Speaker 1: I'm not familiar with your face?

566
00:26:37,040 --> 00:26:38,840
Speaker 2: I feel like you liked me right away. No, I

567
00:26:38,840 --> 00:26:39,320
Speaker 2: did like you.

568
00:26:39,400 --> 00:26:41,640
Speaker 1: But the people that I like I like. The people

569
00:26:41,680 --> 00:26:43,159
Speaker 1: that I don't like, I don't like.

570
00:26:43,200 --> 00:26:44,560
Speaker 2: You don't like.

571
00:26:44,640 --> 00:26:46,880
Speaker 1: And that's probably why I don't have fifteen couches to sleep.

572
00:26:46,880 --> 00:26:48,760
Speaker 1: I just got the one couch at my house and

573
00:26:48,760 --> 00:26:49,920
Speaker 1: then the one at my mom's house.

574
00:26:49,960 --> 00:26:52,399
Speaker 2: I'm very open to meeting people, and I think the

575
00:26:52,520 --> 00:26:55,720
Speaker 2: biggest thing about meeting people is energy, and people can

576
00:26:55,760 --> 00:26:58,399
Speaker 2: pick up if you're like one of those people who

577
00:26:58,520 --> 00:27:03,640
Speaker 2: are is understanding and just open, no judgment and just

578
00:27:03,640 --> 00:27:06,800
Speaker 2: just chill. I have like chill, high energy vibes.

579
00:27:07,160 --> 00:27:08,720
Speaker 1: You do have those things, but I don't think people

580
00:27:08,760 --> 00:27:11,359
Speaker 1: can pick up on that stuff because my energy not

581
00:27:11,400 --> 00:27:13,560
Speaker 1: positive and I'm not a good listener, and I'm not

582
00:27:13,600 --> 00:27:16,240
Speaker 1: a good friend. But people keep trying to be friends with.

583
00:27:16,119 --> 00:27:17,960
Speaker 2: My black ads. But look at you, you're a queen.

584
00:27:18,200 --> 00:27:20,440
Speaker 1: Yes, So I think maybe people want to be friends

585
00:27:20,440 --> 00:27:22,240
Speaker 1: with people who scare them a little bit, just a

586
00:27:22,320 --> 00:27:23,440
Speaker 1: little or maybe I'm not at.

587
00:27:23,359 --> 00:27:25,560
Speaker 2: All are they? Maybe they think you're playing hard to

588
00:27:25,560 --> 00:27:28,320
Speaker 2: get or you're playing You're like, she's not she's not acting.

589
00:27:28,520 --> 00:27:30,399
Speaker 2: I just don't like she's not a good actress. This

590
00:27:30,520 --> 00:27:35,480
Speaker 2: is just all Marie. So you you're good at being

591
00:27:35,480 --> 00:27:38,080
Speaker 2: a friend, and you have a lot of friends. So

592
00:27:38,200 --> 00:27:40,119
Speaker 2: how often do you see these people? Like, because I

593
00:27:40,160 --> 00:27:42,320
Speaker 2: got friends that I don't talk to for years, well

594
00:27:44,200 --> 00:27:47,640
Speaker 2: about six seven years ago. I used to drink a lot,

595
00:27:47,720 --> 00:27:49,119
Speaker 2: and I used to go out a lot, and I

596
00:27:49,160 --> 00:27:51,080
Speaker 2: had a lot of free time. I would just work

597
00:27:51,119 --> 00:27:54,320
Speaker 2: at my bar. Have mad money. I mean, if you

598
00:27:55,080 --> 00:27:57,520
Speaker 2: work in a nightclub and you have mad money and

599
00:27:57,680 --> 00:28:01,479
Speaker 2: you pretty, that is like a magnet to meet mad friends.

600
00:28:02,080 --> 00:28:04,639
Speaker 2: Like why would a girl not you got your own money,

601
00:28:04,880 --> 00:28:06,520
Speaker 2: your own house, she.

602
00:28:06,520 --> 00:28:09,960
Speaker 1: Got own house, she got.

603
00:28:12,520 --> 00:28:16,399
Speaker 2: I don't know what you know what that means?

604
00:28:16,480 --> 00:28:20,000
Speaker 1: Yes, it means he ain't got to come out of

605
00:28:20,040 --> 00:28:20,480
Speaker 1: his pockets.

606
00:28:20,600 --> 00:28:23,800
Speaker 2: Right. I mean I'm one of those friends that were like, oh,

607
00:28:23,840 --> 00:28:25,840
Speaker 2: Sidney's cute enough to get in the club. You know

608
00:28:25,960 --> 00:28:29,160
Speaker 2: she's she's cute in pictures, like why wouldn't you want

609
00:28:29,160 --> 00:28:32,080
Speaker 2: her around? And you know people were stay scooping. I

610
00:28:32,080 --> 00:28:35,199
Speaker 2: would be like, I need a skinny black friend. I

611
00:28:35,240 --> 00:28:36,440
Speaker 2: was the very skinny black friend.

612
00:28:36,560 --> 00:28:38,880
Speaker 1: You were what I feel like, I needs a fat

613
00:28:38,920 --> 00:28:41,400
Speaker 1: black friend. No, I didn't know that they needed a

614
00:28:41,480 --> 00:28:42,240
Speaker 1: skinny black friend.

615
00:28:42,280 --> 00:28:42,960
Speaker 2: Skinny black friend.

616
00:28:43,200 --> 00:28:45,520
Speaker 1: The fat black friend is the fun black friend. No,

617
00:28:45,560 --> 00:28:48,000
Speaker 1: but black friend is the mean black friend.

618
00:28:48,200 --> 00:28:50,840
Speaker 2: But when you like, see what is it? Bring it on?

619
00:28:51,040 --> 00:28:52,800
Speaker 1: Yeah, Gabrielle Union is the skinny black friend and she's

620
00:28:52,840 --> 00:28:54,400
Speaker 1: terrible and everything that she does exactly.

621
00:28:54,440 --> 00:28:56,560
Speaker 2: But I was the opposite. So everyone's like, oh my god,

622
00:28:56,640 --> 00:29:00,480
Speaker 2: she does have an attitude. She's not shady, not rolling,

623
00:29:00,600 --> 00:29:05,240
Speaker 2: honestly just like cool. Damn, So I gotta get I

624
00:29:05,320 --> 00:29:07,400
Speaker 2: used to shut up. I used to hang out every

625
00:29:07,520 --> 00:29:09,800
Speaker 2: like I would be everywhere. I mean everybody picture is

626
00:29:09,880 --> 00:29:13,280
Speaker 2: just ready, like anytime a camera come off, like I'm here,

627
00:29:13,360 --> 00:29:14,000
Speaker 2: post I'm here.

628
00:29:14,920 --> 00:29:17,840
Speaker 1: That's true too, because you are crazy photogenics, so you

629
00:29:17,960 --> 00:29:23,320
Speaker 1: just make like you make people's legs go up. You

630
00:29:23,440 --> 00:29:26,960
Speaker 1: do it. That the nicest thing Marie has ever said.

631
00:29:27,040 --> 00:29:30,200
Speaker 1: And we haven't won the record. It's not gonna be

632
00:29:30,200 --> 00:29:33,320
Speaker 1: said again. You gotta get when you're said, because I

633
00:29:33,320 --> 00:29:34,320
Speaker 1: ain't never gonna say.

634
00:29:34,560 --> 00:29:37,160
Speaker 2: I know it's true, but true though, Like when we

635
00:29:37,160 --> 00:29:40,120
Speaker 2: take pictures together, I likes be in the three digits.

636
00:29:40,720 --> 00:29:43,680
Speaker 1: We making, we be breaking the internet and my butt

637
00:29:43,720 --> 00:29:44,200
Speaker 1: don't be out.

638
00:29:44,400 --> 00:29:49,440
Speaker 2: Okay yo covered, okay, you will have a turtle neck on.

639
00:29:50,080 --> 00:29:52,080
Speaker 2: You'd be like find it likes on just a face

640
00:29:52,920 --> 00:30:03,760
Speaker 2: that's it. Must spend a little much time you uh so,

641
00:30:04,400 --> 00:30:06,200
Speaker 2: I would go out a lot. You have to be

642
00:30:06,240 --> 00:30:09,760
Speaker 2: a good friend. You have to be available a lot.

643
00:30:10,360 --> 00:30:14,080
Speaker 2: Like to pick up your phone and somebody it constantly

644
00:30:14,120 --> 00:30:17,960
Speaker 2: picks up for you. That opens up your heart. Your

645
00:30:17,960 --> 00:30:21,680
Speaker 2: heart is open. You're like that sounds that sound gay? Listen.

646
00:30:22,880 --> 00:30:25,760
Speaker 2: That's why you fucked up. Because I will call you. You

647
00:30:25,440 --> 00:30:28,760
Speaker 2: will post something. You will, you will make a post.

648
00:30:28,800 --> 00:30:31,480
Speaker 2: I know you just post something two minutes ago. You've

649
00:30:31,480 --> 00:30:33,320
Speaker 2: been in a group chat. You chat it up. I

650
00:30:33,520 --> 00:30:36,360
Speaker 2: call you. You will not pick up. Wait, but because

651
00:30:36,400 --> 00:30:40,240
Speaker 2: I'm trying to post, no, everything will already be posted.

652
00:30:40,240 --> 00:30:42,239
Speaker 2: That's why I'm going, but I gotta I gotta, you know,

653
00:30:42,400 --> 00:30:47,680
Speaker 2: track the less up I listen, I'll have text you.

654
00:30:48,320 --> 00:30:50,200
Speaker 2: We we're gonna have been texting and then I'll call

655
00:30:50,240 --> 00:30:51,080
Speaker 2: you and just won't pick up.

656
00:30:51,080 --> 00:30:53,160
Speaker 1: You'll just let it ring. Well, maybe I'm trying to

657
00:30:53,200 --> 00:30:56,440
Speaker 1: loation my ass. I can't pick up my phone if

658
00:30:56,480 --> 00:30:57,600
Speaker 1: I got lotion on my fingers.

659
00:30:57,600 --> 00:30:59,960
Speaker 2: You know, I gotta I phone six. This is sound

660
00:31:00,120 --> 00:31:04,560
Speaker 2: Marie like separates. She puts a barrier up. She's like, no,

661
00:31:04,720 --> 00:31:07,600
Speaker 2: I'm not picking up. I'm busy. But it's like, oh,

662
00:31:08,000 --> 00:31:10,640
Speaker 2: we was just texting. I know you're not busy. Or

663
00:31:10,680 --> 00:31:13,080
Speaker 2: when I call you were like what I'd be like,

664
00:31:13,160 --> 00:31:17,400
Speaker 2: you're not, Like you're not excited to hear met bus Sidney.

665
00:31:17,440 --> 00:31:20,000
Speaker 1: If I have your voice every damn day, several times

666
00:31:20,000 --> 00:31:23,600
Speaker 1: a day, why would I be excited to hear it

667
00:31:24,040 --> 00:31:25,960
Speaker 1: like the ninth time? Like we don't have to speak

668
00:31:26,000 --> 00:31:28,560
Speaker 1: on the phone, like seven times a day. Like how

669
00:31:28,600 --> 00:31:31,040
Speaker 1: often do okay, y'all will listen to this right now,

670
00:31:31,280 --> 00:31:33,960
Speaker 1: how often do you talk to your friend, your one

671
00:31:34,040 --> 00:31:35,200
Speaker 1: friend if it's a.

672
00:31:35,200 --> 00:31:38,160
Speaker 2: Good friend, yes, on the phone in a day? Oh

673
00:31:38,280 --> 00:31:40,440
Speaker 2: at least twice? Yeah, but you're picking up the phone

674
00:31:40,440 --> 00:31:42,760
Speaker 2: and calling this person you're not you're not, you're gonna

675
00:31:42,760 --> 00:31:47,000
Speaker 2: disrespect the text message. Seven years ago, people used to

676
00:31:47,040 --> 00:31:49,000
Speaker 2: actually pick up the phone and talk.

677
00:31:49,160 --> 00:31:49,360
Speaker 1: Girl.

678
00:31:49,440 --> 00:31:52,080
Speaker 2: That sounds so because there was daytime minutes and then

679
00:31:52,080 --> 00:31:53,160
Speaker 2: there was three minutes.

680
00:31:53,240 --> 00:31:57,440
Speaker 1: Like no, people didn't talk before nine pm because daytime

681
00:31:57,440 --> 00:31:58,360
Speaker 1: minutes would run out.

682
00:31:58,360 --> 00:32:00,560
Speaker 2: So people be like, you'll call me at nine oh two, Okay,

683
00:32:00,600 --> 00:32:02,560
Speaker 2: So people would talk at night and it would be

684
00:32:02,560 --> 00:32:05,840
Speaker 2: a real conversation. And that's the time that I made

685
00:32:05,920 --> 00:32:12,640
Speaker 2: my friends on weekday nights, AH nights and weekend nights

686
00:32:12,680 --> 00:32:16,400
Speaker 2: and weekend Monday through Friday. So a lot of friendships

687
00:32:16,400 --> 00:32:19,400
Speaker 2: is based on talking. So when you're drunk and you're partying,

688
00:32:19,560 --> 00:32:23,200
Speaker 2: you have real, in depth conversations where somebody's just baring

689
00:32:23,240 --> 00:32:25,560
Speaker 2: their soul. They're like, you know, I never really got

690
00:32:25,560 --> 00:32:28,600
Speaker 2: to say goodbye to my grandmother. You're like wow. And

691
00:32:28,640 --> 00:32:31,280
Speaker 2: then all you gotta do is just like cradle them

692
00:32:31,320 --> 00:32:33,520
Speaker 2: a little bit, and they're like, you're my best friend.

693
00:32:33,720 --> 00:32:35,640
Speaker 1: See that's the other thing that I'm I'm not good

694
00:32:35,640 --> 00:32:37,920
Speaker 1: at that cradling move that you just did right there.

695
00:32:38,000 --> 00:32:40,440
Speaker 2: I think I just cried like two hours ago, and

696
00:32:40,440 --> 00:32:42,000
Speaker 2: you were like, Sydney, just.

697
00:32:42,200 --> 00:32:44,240
Speaker 1: When I tell you, I moved over on the couch

698
00:32:44,320 --> 00:32:46,480
Speaker 1: and almost fell down. I was like, nah, you.

699
00:32:46,440 --> 00:32:50,160
Speaker 2: Were like Sydney, I just don't like, don't please, don't cry.

700
00:32:50,240 --> 00:32:52,040
Speaker 2: I said, please, don't get none of those tears on

701
00:32:52,080 --> 00:32:55,240
Speaker 2: this ropper. It's going back tomorrow. You're like, I'm not

702
00:32:55,320 --> 00:32:57,000
Speaker 2: dry cleaning this, please.

703
00:32:57,120 --> 00:32:59,120
Speaker 1: This is rayon I have.

704
00:33:00,640 --> 00:33:03,520
Speaker 2: And you have to be there for good moments and

705
00:33:03,640 --> 00:33:06,160
Speaker 2: bad moments as a friend. But thood ones are not

706
00:33:06,200 --> 00:33:10,560
Speaker 2: the good ones though, but the bad ones knows that

707
00:33:10,800 --> 00:33:14,200
Speaker 2: I can depend on you, Like when everything's going great,

708
00:33:14,320 --> 00:33:18,240
Speaker 2: of course you're gonna hang out. Of course You're like,

709
00:33:18,360 --> 00:33:22,040
Speaker 2: why would you not but lose your job, Marie have

710
00:33:22,200 --> 00:33:24,720
Speaker 2: no money. I mean, I'm still your friend, so like,

711
00:33:25,160 --> 00:33:29,719
Speaker 2: I'm sorry, Waite, I'm sorry. Is that a hypothetical, yes, hypothetically.

712
00:33:29,760 --> 00:33:32,520
Speaker 1: I mean I've lost mentye a job, but I've never

713
00:33:32,560 --> 00:33:33,400
Speaker 1: cried to you about.

714
00:33:33,240 --> 00:33:34,040
Speaker 2: It because I'm a thunk.

715
00:33:34,200 --> 00:33:37,440
Speaker 1: And also, yeah, I probably lost my job because.

716
00:33:37,200 --> 00:33:43,000
Speaker 2: I stole Okay, are you relate like two hours late? Yeah?

717
00:33:43,160 --> 00:33:45,239
Speaker 2: You like she and shangha why I gotta be all

718
00:33:45,240 --> 00:33:45,520
Speaker 2: the time?

719
00:33:45,720 --> 00:33:47,760
Speaker 1: Yeah that was true. And I got fired because she

720
00:33:47,840 --> 00:33:50,280
Speaker 1: called me and I was on the bridge coming into

721
00:33:50,280 --> 00:33:51,520
Speaker 1: work and I was like, I'm in the.

722
00:33:51,480 --> 00:33:53,640
Speaker 2: Office and she was like, why do I hear water?

723
00:33:53,800 --> 00:33:56,680
Speaker 2: And I was like ah, and she called the office again.

724
00:33:56,920 --> 00:33:58,760
Speaker 2: They were like, she said, you were at the pharmacy.

725
00:33:58,800 --> 00:34:00,600
Speaker 2: She's like, I am at the pharmacy. Yeah, I was.

726
00:34:00,600 --> 00:34:02,960
Speaker 1: I was lying at work and I didn't wasn't gonna

727
00:34:02,960 --> 00:34:04,760
Speaker 1: show up and then I got fired anyway, So thank

728
00:34:04,800 --> 00:34:06,360
Speaker 1: you for putting my business.

729
00:34:07,840 --> 00:34:10,160
Speaker 2: On this sitting. You're obviously an expert at running your

730
00:34:10,200 --> 00:34:14,160
Speaker 2: mouth show, am so, so what's the craziest? Like your

731
00:34:14,160 --> 00:34:17,160
Speaker 2: friend calls you at three o'clock in the morning and

732
00:34:17,200 --> 00:34:22,520
Speaker 2: it's like, Sydney, please come sit with me. My boyfriend

733
00:34:22,520 --> 00:34:24,840
Speaker 2: broke up with me and he left me on Staten Island.

734
00:34:26,200 --> 00:34:29,840
Speaker 2: I would go immediately to the bodega, get a pepper

735
00:34:29,880 --> 00:34:36,360
Speaker 2: turkey sandwich with monster cheese and salt, pepper and vinegar,

736
00:34:36,719 --> 00:34:38,680
Speaker 2: and I would make sure it's on a roll and

737
00:34:38,920 --> 00:34:41,280
Speaker 2: not a hero. Would you bring a side of chips?

738
00:34:41,360 --> 00:34:43,480
Speaker 2: I would not bring a side of chips on time

739
00:34:43,520 --> 00:34:45,920
Speaker 2: because I would be like, I'm bringing the sandwiches. At

740
00:34:46,000 --> 00:34:47,920
Speaker 2: least you could do is have chips and dip. Bitch

741
00:34:48,040 --> 00:34:50,400
Speaker 2: like come on and you would go to Staten Island.

742
00:34:50,480 --> 00:34:51,560
Speaker 2: I would, yeah, I would.

743
00:34:51,800 --> 00:34:53,840
Speaker 1: Would you ask her to Venmo? You fort the Uber?

744
00:34:55,320 --> 00:34:57,799
Speaker 2: No? You jumping on a train like a regular poor

745
00:34:57,840 --> 00:35:01,480
Speaker 2: person train to Staten Island. I mean, I don't even

746
00:35:01,480 --> 00:35:03,800
Speaker 2: know if I don't have any friends in Staten Island.

747
00:35:03,920 --> 00:35:06,800
Speaker 2: So this is like not real situation. But say, for instance,

748
00:35:06,840 --> 00:35:08,520
Speaker 2: you're in the Bronx, Marie.

749
00:35:08,719 --> 00:35:10,840
Speaker 1: I would never do that. But okay, hypothetically I'm in

750
00:35:10,840 --> 00:35:11,080
Speaker 1: the door.

751
00:35:11,120 --> 00:35:13,759
Speaker 2: If you were in the Bronx, I would come. I

752
00:35:13,800 --> 00:35:16,799
Speaker 2: would drop everything. I'd be like, yo, Marie, is I think?

753
00:35:16,920 --> 00:35:20,399
Speaker 2: I think? I felt like a tear was gonna come. Well,

754
00:35:20,400 --> 00:35:22,520
Speaker 2: you know, I gotta get different though, But that's different.

755
00:35:22,560 --> 00:35:25,480
Speaker 1: If I called you and I was crying, you would

756
00:35:25,520 --> 00:35:27,279
Speaker 1: know that the world was about to end.

757
00:35:27,440 --> 00:35:34,719
Speaker 2: Yeah, because I would never my sister gonna die. My

758
00:35:34,880 --> 00:35:36,480
Speaker 2: sister isn't trouble.

759
00:35:37,719 --> 00:35:41,240
Speaker 1: Sidney, Please come quick, remy.

760
00:35:41,480 --> 00:35:43,800
Speaker 2: Yes, that's exactly what I would be like, Yo, I

761
00:35:43,840 --> 00:35:45,880
Speaker 2: gotta get there, like I gotta get to my friend.

762
00:35:46,120 --> 00:35:46,759
Speaker 2: Like that's it.

763
00:35:46,840 --> 00:35:48,840
Speaker 1: You would really have have you done that before?

764
00:35:49,360 --> 00:35:52,520
Speaker 2: Absolutely? I was there for my friends so much that

765
00:35:52,520 --> 00:35:54,920
Speaker 2: that's why when you see them, they're like Yo, Sidney

766
00:35:54,960 --> 00:35:57,480
Speaker 2: was there when such and such went down, and you

767
00:35:57,520 --> 00:36:00,400
Speaker 2: know Sidney can't fight, but she was there. It was

768
00:36:00,560 --> 00:36:02,920
Speaker 2: just there like, hey, I'm here to document it.

769
00:36:04,600 --> 00:36:06,799
Speaker 1: That is wild to me because I was there for

770
00:36:06,920 --> 00:36:09,239
Speaker 1: my friends when fights were about to go down, because

771
00:36:09,280 --> 00:36:12,040
Speaker 1: I was always the youngest of all my friends. So

772
00:36:12,200 --> 00:36:14,719
Speaker 1: I would go and I was always the loudest one,

773
00:36:14,800 --> 00:36:16,640
Speaker 1: and I was always the one waving my little arms

774
00:36:16,680 --> 00:36:18,960
Speaker 1: the highest because we would try to get the girl

775
00:36:19,000 --> 00:36:21,480
Speaker 1: to hit me because I was under eighteen, so that

776
00:36:21,560 --> 00:36:22,400
Speaker 1: she could get arrested.

777
00:36:23,360 --> 00:36:26,440
Speaker 2: Ah, was such a good friend, Like such a good friend.

778
00:36:27,200 --> 00:36:29,560
Speaker 2: Nobody ever got arrested because nobody ever hit me because like,

779
00:36:29,640 --> 00:36:32,440
Speaker 2: look at my face, why would they hit me anyway?

780
00:36:32,480 --> 00:36:36,320
Speaker 2: So hashtag I'm a good friend, You're dumb, no one whatever? Anyway,

781
00:36:36,440 --> 00:36:39,880
Speaker 2: So what's the what's how is somebody a crappy friend?

782
00:36:39,880 --> 00:36:43,880
Speaker 2: Like what's a bad friend? Ah, somebody who's stay having

783
00:36:44,000 --> 00:36:47,200
Speaker 2: drama and getting you involved. Like if you're calling someone

784
00:36:47,400 --> 00:36:50,960
Speaker 2: all the time and just dumping the bullshit on them,

785
00:36:51,160 --> 00:36:54,640
Speaker 2: it's draining. I had a friend that, I mean, we

786
00:36:54,719 --> 00:36:56,760
Speaker 2: used to party a lot. We used to be coming

787
00:36:56,760 --> 00:36:58,799
Speaker 2: down from drugs, so I would come hang out at

788
00:36:58,800 --> 00:37:00,520
Speaker 2: her house, but she was hanging out with like a

789
00:37:00,680 --> 00:37:04,319
Speaker 2: tired ass guy and he just wasn't good for her,

790
00:37:04,400 --> 00:37:06,759
Speaker 2: and she would go back to him. And then I'm

791
00:37:06,760 --> 00:37:08,719
Speaker 2: like they're trying to pick up the pieces, and I'm

792
00:37:08,760 --> 00:37:11,600
Speaker 2: just like, boo boo, I'm not what's that lady's name,

793
00:37:11,680 --> 00:37:16,840
Speaker 2: Ezandla fix. I'm not whatever that woman's name who fixed

794
00:37:16,880 --> 00:37:21,359
Speaker 2: Evelyn Lozado's life. I am not after Sinko hit her.

795
00:37:21,440 --> 00:37:24,920
Speaker 2: I'm not that woman. Like I'm just can't I barely

796
00:37:24,960 --> 00:37:27,319
Speaker 2: have my life together, Like how I'm gonna pick your

797
00:37:27,360 --> 00:37:31,000
Speaker 2: face up, make sure my face is together, put your

798
00:37:31,120 --> 00:37:32,240
Speaker 2: edges intact.

799
00:37:31,880 --> 00:37:34,520
Speaker 1: Like I can't you know, yeah, yeah, no, I get that.

800
00:37:34,640 --> 00:37:37,319
Speaker 2: I went to the hospital like manship popped off. And

801
00:37:37,360 --> 00:37:40,879
Speaker 2: then after that you're like, well, you know we can't

802
00:37:40,880 --> 00:37:43,239
Speaker 2: be friends now, Well, you can't be friends with somebody

803
00:37:43,280 --> 00:37:45,520
Speaker 2: who doesn't want to fix their raggedy ass life. Some

804
00:37:45,560 --> 00:37:48,680
Speaker 2: people like that drama well and what they notice what

805
00:37:48,719 --> 00:37:50,560
Speaker 2: they want. Some people have to go through it and

806
00:37:50,719 --> 00:37:54,880
Speaker 2: just and you have to be there when it happens

807
00:37:54,960 --> 00:37:56,879
Speaker 2: and let them know, like like.

808
00:37:56,840 --> 00:38:00,120
Speaker 1: What if you got like church in the morning, just

809
00:38:00,160 --> 00:38:03,440
Speaker 1: invite them the jury, Sidney, these listen I'm not the

810
00:38:03,480 --> 00:38:06,200
Speaker 1: only one listening right now who thinks this, Because you

811
00:38:06,239 --> 00:38:09,840
Speaker 1: can't be enabling these raggedy ass friends who might not

812
00:38:10,280 --> 00:38:11,520
Speaker 1: turn around and do the same.

813
00:38:11,320 --> 00:38:14,440
Speaker 2: Thing for you. Well, that's what you toxic friendship. This

814
00:38:14,480 --> 00:38:17,279
Speaker 2: is what you learn. You learn that everything that you

815
00:38:17,400 --> 00:38:20,640
Speaker 2: do is should be because it's inside of you and

816
00:38:20,680 --> 00:38:23,000
Speaker 2: you want to do it. You're most likely nine times

817
00:38:23,040 --> 00:38:25,359
Speaker 2: out of ten, you're not gonna get any of that.

818
00:38:25,400 --> 00:38:28,799
Speaker 2: It's not gonna be reciprocated because if you're giving, given, giving, giving, giving.

819
00:38:28,680 --> 00:38:29,520
Speaker 1: They just gonna keep taking.

820
00:38:29,600 --> 00:38:32,040
Speaker 2: Yeah, they're gonna take. So now I'm going a point

821
00:38:32,080 --> 00:38:34,480
Speaker 2: in my life where I'm very focused on me and

822
00:38:34,520 --> 00:38:39,400
Speaker 2: I'm missing a lot of shit like weddings, baby showers.

823
00:38:39,400 --> 00:38:42,000
Speaker 2: If the funeral happens, I will be there. Well, I'll

824
00:38:42,000 --> 00:38:45,399
Speaker 2: get to that, but for the most part, shut up. Yeah,

825
00:38:45,880 --> 00:38:48,719
Speaker 2: I gotta put the Snapchat filter on it. I gotta

826
00:38:48,719 --> 00:38:53,360
Speaker 2: put the doggy filter in the casket this way filter.

827
00:38:54,440 --> 00:38:57,879
Speaker 2: I gotta put the Coachella flowers on Uncle Raymond, put

828
00:38:57,920 --> 00:39:02,520
Speaker 2: the Grandpa face on Uncle Raymond. I'm I'm missing out

829
00:39:02,560 --> 00:39:04,320
Speaker 2: on a lot of stuff, and I feel bad because

830
00:39:04,360 --> 00:39:06,040
Speaker 2: I feel like I can't be the friend that I

831
00:39:06,160 --> 00:39:09,680
Speaker 2: used to be. But shit happens. Ye, Like I'm following

832
00:39:09,719 --> 00:39:12,480
Speaker 2: my dreams. I don't have a day job or health insurance.

833
00:39:12,480 --> 00:39:14,600
Speaker 2: So this is everything is writing on this. I'm like,

834
00:39:14,880 --> 00:39:17,200
Speaker 2: I gotta make it, you know, because I can't do

835
00:39:17,280 --> 00:39:20,440
Speaker 2: showtime at you know, on the stick turn, I just

836
00:39:20,480 --> 00:39:21,600
Speaker 2: can't happen show top.

837
00:39:21,600 --> 00:39:23,520
Speaker 1: Excuse me, lazy gentlemen, you know what time it is

838
00:39:23,640 --> 00:39:24,239
Speaker 1: show time.

839
00:39:24,360 --> 00:39:27,720
Speaker 2: I'm not gonna sell girl Scout cookies or fruit fruit snacks.

840
00:39:27,760 --> 00:39:30,760
Speaker 2: Like this is comedy is my life. It's my last.

841
00:39:30,880 --> 00:39:33,560
Speaker 2: So you're putting your raggedy as friendships on that raggedy

842
00:39:33,560 --> 00:39:35,879
Speaker 2: because you've got good friends. I have really good youth too,

843
00:39:36,080 --> 00:39:36,960
Speaker 2: But I mean the friends that.

844
00:39:36,920 --> 00:39:38,560
Speaker 1: I have are good too. I mean you don't know

845
00:39:38,600 --> 00:39:40,759
Speaker 1: any of them because they all like pin pals that

846
00:39:40,800 --> 00:39:43,640
Speaker 1: are locked up whatever, right, But like I have a

847
00:39:43,680 --> 00:39:47,080
Speaker 1: lot of really good friends too. But like I got

848
00:39:47,080 --> 00:39:49,400
Speaker 1: friends that like I won't speak to for like weeks

849
00:39:49,440 --> 00:39:51,359
Speaker 1: and months at a time, and then when I see them,

850
00:39:51,600 --> 00:39:53,719
Speaker 1: we pick right up where we left off.

851
00:39:53,840 --> 00:39:54,920
Speaker 2: Yeah that's me.

852
00:39:55,080 --> 00:39:56,400
Speaker 1: Or like awesome friends.

853
00:39:56,400 --> 00:39:58,880
Speaker 2: Those are very important and you have to understand. I

854
00:39:58,880 --> 00:40:00,800
Speaker 2: remember when I was younger, I would think like somebody

855
00:40:00,800 --> 00:40:03,759
Speaker 2: couldn't come to somebody, not a friend. But that's as

856
00:40:03,800 --> 00:40:06,440
Speaker 2: an adult, you're like, yo, people can't come. They got lives,

857
00:40:06,440 --> 00:40:09,440
Speaker 2: they got things. They will make their priority for things

858
00:40:09,520 --> 00:40:12,400
Speaker 2: that are super important. So it's different now, like we're older.

859
00:40:12,480 --> 00:40:14,440
Speaker 1: A lot of my friends are like they got kids

860
00:40:14,440 --> 00:40:17,480
Speaker 1: now because they stupid, or they have like husbands, or.

861
00:40:17,480 --> 00:40:19,919
Speaker 2: They got like gluten allergies, Like they just can't make

862
00:40:20,160 --> 00:40:20,840
Speaker 2: terrible people.

863
00:40:20,840 --> 00:40:24,799
Speaker 1: They have things happening. So that's naturally. What happens as

864
00:40:24,840 --> 00:40:28,440
Speaker 1: you get older is your life. It's no longer about

865
00:40:28,480 --> 00:40:30,240
Speaker 1: your friends, but it's about your family.

866
00:40:30,920 --> 00:40:32,799
Speaker 2: And that's the guest thing I've ever said. I mean,

867
00:40:32,840 --> 00:40:36,200
Speaker 2: you're just putting down the bricks right now. You're building

868
00:40:36,239 --> 00:40:41,400
Speaker 2: a home, like you're building the projects. All the words

869
00:40:41,400 --> 00:40:44,880
Speaker 2: of wisdoms that you're dropping right now. People they're not

870
00:40:44,920 --> 00:40:48,120
Speaker 2: ready for this, they really are not. So do you have.

871
00:40:48,040 --> 00:40:54,880
Speaker 1: Any statistics for us, any facts, any hard concrete friendship words.

872
00:40:55,719 --> 00:40:58,880
Speaker 2: Eighty percent of the population only has like two or

873
00:40:58,920 --> 00:41:01,279
Speaker 2: three friends, and yet here you are with ninety two friends.

874
00:41:01,360 --> 00:41:03,480
Speaker 2: There it is, how do you do you talk to

875
00:41:03,520 --> 00:41:07,680
Speaker 2: these people? Every day? Oh? God, but y'all, what a

876
00:41:07,680 --> 00:41:09,880
Speaker 2: lot of group chats a lot of group chats, you

877
00:41:09,880 --> 00:41:11,920
Speaker 2: know how many? I mean like two and I muted

878
00:41:12,000 --> 00:41:14,919
Speaker 2: both of them. I know I'm in probably both of them.

879
00:41:16,239 --> 00:41:19,239
Speaker 2: And then you'll message me like, yo, the group they

880
00:41:19,280 --> 00:41:21,560
Speaker 2: are still talking. You're like, yes, it's a group chat.

881
00:41:22,640 --> 00:41:25,640
Speaker 2: They're still talking. I'm like yelling, don't work, I mean

882
00:41:25,680 --> 00:41:28,359
Speaker 2: I don't have working. Okay, you're not this open. Marie

883
00:41:28,440 --> 00:41:30,080
Speaker 2: were like, oh, I didn't get a chance to look

884
00:41:30,080 --> 00:41:32,560
Speaker 2: at It's like, oh I have to tay like an

885
00:41:32,560 --> 00:41:34,680
Speaker 2: afternoon and like scroll all the way back through and

886
00:41:34,719 --> 00:41:37,960
Speaker 2: then you'll text like from like three weeks ago. You're like, real,

887
00:41:38,040 --> 00:41:40,040
Speaker 2: did that happened? Like they'd be like what did Marie

888
00:41:40,080 --> 00:41:45,040
Speaker 2: just say? Yeah, exactly, So eighty percent of the population

889
00:41:45,080 --> 00:41:47,840
Speaker 2: only has two friends? Yeah too that they can actually

890
00:41:47,880 --> 00:41:51,040
Speaker 2: call on that if something happened like who's your whore?

891
00:41:51,239 --> 00:41:53,759
Speaker 2: Who are your two friends that you're gonna call? Who

892
00:41:53,800 --> 00:41:56,640
Speaker 2: are you gonna call my girlfriend? Well, because Adrian will

893
00:41:56,680 --> 00:42:00,920
Speaker 2: have to pick up yes because her phone is always charged. Yeah, okay,

894
00:42:00,960 --> 00:42:06,440
Speaker 2: and who's number? Jo? Honestly, the person that we're staying

895
00:42:06,600 --> 00:42:10,359
Speaker 2: there was like recording right hair. Yeah, yeah, Anthony, he's

896
00:42:10,480 --> 00:42:14,320
Speaker 2: like a grown man that like has this shit together.

897
00:42:16,880 --> 00:42:19,400
Speaker 2: He stay up late because he probably at the club,

898
00:42:19,840 --> 00:42:22,800
Speaker 2: and if he's not at the club, he's working really

899
00:42:22,840 --> 00:42:25,120
Speaker 2: hard or having a good time. And I could just

900
00:42:25,280 --> 00:42:27,359
Speaker 2: depend on him. I know that if I call him

901
00:42:27,360 --> 00:42:29,439
Speaker 2: and say I got to talk about something, he'll talk

902
00:42:30,080 --> 00:42:32,600
Speaker 2: and uh, I know if I was in a jam,

903
00:42:32,640 --> 00:42:35,160
Speaker 2: like I was in jail, a jail, yeah, if I

904
00:42:35,200 --> 00:42:39,120
Speaker 2: was in a jail, yeah, peanut, but a jail at

905
00:42:39,200 --> 00:42:42,200
Speaker 2: time jam. He if he couldn't get the money, he

906
00:42:42,200 --> 00:42:44,719
Speaker 2: would call somebody for me to get the money. Damn,

907
00:42:44,760 --> 00:42:46,719
Speaker 2: we gotta connect that and he would like make sure

908
00:42:46,760 --> 00:42:50,280
Speaker 2: shit gets done. You know, sometimes you can't be deflicit.

909
00:42:50,640 --> 00:42:52,839
Speaker 2: Like I'll call you. I'll call you and you'll be like,

910
00:42:53,040 --> 00:42:57,239
Speaker 2: a run, I'm that Gladdys right now, and you know

911
00:42:57,320 --> 00:42:58,280
Speaker 2: I need my gym.

912
00:42:58,160 --> 00:42:59,560
Speaker 1: Girl, and I me need my coin.

913
00:43:01,320 --> 00:43:03,600
Speaker 2: Or like I went to jail and you were like, oh, well,

914
00:43:03,640 --> 00:43:07,560
Speaker 2: I'm shooting for oxygen. But you know they if they

915
00:43:07,560 --> 00:43:09,120
Speaker 2: already cut the check, I got to do the job.

916
00:43:09,440 --> 00:43:13,040
Speaker 2: You're like, you know this is digital content, digital content.

917
00:43:13,320 --> 00:43:16,399
Speaker 2: I can't it's very topical encouragents and then you're like,

918
00:43:16,800 --> 00:43:22,520
Speaker 2: so I get out at six, what time is visitations

919
00:43:22,640 --> 00:43:26,920
Speaker 2: at jail visitations, the visitations, how does that work?

920
00:43:27,200 --> 00:43:28,760
Speaker 1: And you'll be in jail like locked?

921
00:43:29,360 --> 00:43:32,520
Speaker 2: Will let me? I got corn rolls and everything. Everything

922
00:43:32,719 --> 00:43:35,520
Speaker 2: I got the cleo set it off, jump off.

923
00:43:37,320 --> 00:43:39,000
Speaker 1: But I feel like I'm glad you know that I

924
00:43:39,000 --> 00:43:41,160
Speaker 1: would not come until after I was still with work.

925
00:43:41,239 --> 00:43:45,000
Speaker 2: Oh, I know that's why you are in my top five. Okay,

926
00:43:45,000 --> 00:43:45,799
Speaker 2: but you're okay.

927
00:43:45,840 --> 00:43:48,640
Speaker 1: But you know what, you shouldn't call me no fresh

928
00:43:48,800 --> 00:43:51,440
Speaker 1: like from jail, because I'm probably not gonna have like

929
00:43:51,480 --> 00:43:53,200
Speaker 1: good reception. I'm not gonna be able to call you

930
00:43:53,239 --> 00:43:54,280
Speaker 1: back if the call get dropped.

931
00:43:54,320 --> 00:43:57,080
Speaker 2: Also, if I hear collect call from such and such

932
00:43:57,280 --> 00:43:59,719
Speaker 2: a facility, would you like to accept the charges? I'd

933
00:43:59,760 --> 00:44:03,080
Speaker 2: be like hell not be like, is it Charles again,

934
00:44:03,160 --> 00:44:04,400
Speaker 2: It's like, no, it's Sydney.

935
00:44:04,520 --> 00:44:06,759
Speaker 1: I'd be like, is it du Wayne? Is that du

936
00:44:06,760 --> 00:44:08,440
Speaker 1: Wayanne on the phone?

937
00:44:08,440 --> 00:44:11,839
Speaker 2: I feel like you're being a better friend since you're

938
00:44:11,880 --> 00:44:12,479
Speaker 2: doing better.

939
00:44:12,960 --> 00:44:15,000
Speaker 1: What it is is because I'm just trying to be

940
00:44:15,080 --> 00:44:19,239
Speaker 1: a better person. Because I'm somebody who will take take, take, take,

941
00:44:19,320 --> 00:44:21,080
Speaker 1: tic take, because you're gonna give it to me. I'll

942
00:44:21,080 --> 00:44:23,360
Speaker 1: be like, well, you know, I'm just gonna take this.

943
00:44:24,000 --> 00:44:26,440
Speaker 1: But I'm trying to be more considerate. I feel like

944
00:44:26,480 --> 00:44:28,480
Speaker 1: we've had some talks where you've been like, yo, you

945
00:44:28,560 --> 00:44:30,440
Speaker 1: greedy as hell and you selfish, and I be like,

946
00:44:30,480 --> 00:44:31,520
Speaker 1: did you say selfless?

947
00:44:35,560 --> 00:44:39,040
Speaker 2: And like true, I'm like, so I need to FaceTime

948
00:44:39,080 --> 00:44:41,840
Speaker 2: to see your face. So I'm trying to be a

949
00:44:42,000 --> 00:44:47,800
Speaker 2: better queen, friend, friend, queen right, companion. No, that sounds

950
00:44:47,880 --> 00:44:50,520
Speaker 2: like day day. That sounds like Gail and Oprah. Yeah,

951
00:44:50,760 --> 00:44:52,760
Speaker 2: or Stedman in Oprah. You don't want to be Gail

952
00:44:52,840 --> 00:44:54,520
Speaker 2: and Oprah?

953
00:44:54,680 --> 00:44:56,440
Speaker 1: Well, who would be Gail? Because I don't want to

954
00:44:56,440 --> 00:44:56,799
Speaker 1: be Gaale?

955
00:44:57,600 --> 00:44:58,399
Speaker 2: And neither do you?

956
00:44:59,040 --> 00:45:02,000
Speaker 1: Can we both be old b We're Will and Grace.

957
00:45:03,040 --> 00:45:11,160
Speaker 1: We're Carlton and Will were Hillary and Jeffrey. We're Carl

958
00:45:11,239 --> 00:45:13,359
Speaker 1: Winslow and Edward.

959
00:45:13,680 --> 00:45:14,960
Speaker 2: What about bad boys?

960
00:45:15,440 --> 00:45:17,160
Speaker 1: We're We're Diddy and Lune.

961
00:45:17,920 --> 00:45:22,040
Speaker 2: We are not Diddy and Luon. I said bad boys,

962
00:45:22,080 --> 00:45:29,480
Speaker 2: Will Smith and Martin Lawrence. Oh okay, Mike, we are.

963
00:45:30,280 --> 00:45:33,200
Speaker 1: I think what's another duo? We're the people from the

964
00:45:33,320 --> 00:45:35,279
Speaker 1: X Files. Wherever the hell of those white people are?

965
00:45:36,160 --> 00:45:36,399
Speaker 2: Yeah?

966
00:45:36,800 --> 00:45:41,239
Speaker 1: Cool, we're Tony Brixton and baby Face. Come on to

967
00:45:41,440 --> 00:45:45,360
Speaker 1: give me something. Mariah and Jamaine Duprie that is terrible.

968
00:45:45,400 --> 00:45:49,440
Speaker 2: I feel like we're de Bratt and uh Jamaine Duprie.

969
00:45:50,320 --> 00:45:53,439
Speaker 1: Oh, who's wait?

970
00:45:53,560 --> 00:46:00,400
Speaker 2: Aliyah and Missy Elliotts and Tim miss and Tim Missy

971
00:46:00,400 --> 00:46:02,680
Speaker 2: and Tim Missy and Tim. I don't know if there's

972
00:46:02,680 --> 00:46:05,440
Speaker 2: still friends like that now, Oh come on, I can't

973
00:46:05,480 --> 00:46:07,560
Speaker 2: stand the ring. But when they were in there, like

974
00:46:07,680 --> 00:46:09,400
Speaker 2: high times, they were like super friends.

975
00:46:09,400 --> 00:46:13,200
Speaker 1: Oh and then Adrian can be Magoo. Remember, yeah, but

976
00:46:13,239 --> 00:46:15,840
Speaker 1: where is Magoo? I mean he's obviously working at like

977
00:46:15,880 --> 00:46:20,720
Speaker 1: a wall. Adrians is not Magoo Adrian? You magoo Haboo

978
00:46:21,000 --> 00:46:21,439
Speaker 1: or we.

979
00:46:21,760 --> 00:46:25,080
Speaker 2: Sw V with Adrian because they're still together, you know

980
00:46:25,160 --> 00:46:27,280
Speaker 2: that to make appearances and everything.

981
00:46:27,440 --> 00:46:33,680
Speaker 1: I mean to go see you get so I get

982
00:46:33,719 --> 00:46:35,759
Speaker 1: my phone bill because they can't pay the bills on time.

983
00:46:35,800 --> 00:46:39,080
Speaker 2: No, listen. I would go to their concert if it

984
00:46:39,120 --> 00:46:42,640
Speaker 2: was four. If it was and ma listen, they might

985
00:46:42,680 --> 00:46:47,160
Speaker 2: be listening to the podcast, so I love Okay, Well, Suv,

986
00:46:47,239 --> 00:46:49,160
Speaker 2: if you listen to the podcast, can you come down

987
00:46:49,800 --> 00:46:53,279
Speaker 2: and tell us what you're experts at so that we

988
00:46:53,280 --> 00:46:56,200
Speaker 2: can talk to you about Yeah, where your life went left?

989
00:46:56,280 --> 00:47:00,000
Speaker 2: So I have five things to be a good friend.

990
00:47:00,040 --> 00:47:03,399
Speaker 2: I spit them facts out know that it ain't about you,

991
00:47:03,840 --> 00:47:08,839
Speaker 2: and no, it ain't all about you. That's why you're

992
00:47:08,880 --> 00:47:13,160
Speaker 2: off the friendless Number one is it ain't all about you?

993
00:47:13,239 --> 00:47:17,839
Speaker 2: Number two, know when it is about you, But.

994
00:47:17,920 --> 00:47:21,640
Speaker 1: I thought that it was always about me. What do

995
00:47:21,640 --> 00:47:23,239
Speaker 1: you mean know when it is about you?

996
00:47:23,320 --> 00:47:28,240
Speaker 2: Yeah? Know, when maybe time to like insert yourself.

997
00:47:29,239 --> 00:47:31,319
Speaker 1: That's hard. I think it should be. No, when it's

998
00:47:31,360 --> 00:47:32,200
Speaker 1: not about you.

999
00:47:32,680 --> 00:47:34,400
Speaker 2: That's what's the first one. No, the first one, it

1000
00:47:34,400 --> 00:47:37,040
Speaker 2: ain't all about you. And then to know when it

1001
00:47:37,120 --> 00:47:37,560
Speaker 2: is about you.

1002
00:47:37,680 --> 00:47:39,200
Speaker 1: But if it's if I have a problem that I'm

1003
00:47:39,200 --> 00:47:42,120
Speaker 1: dealing with my friends with, then I know it's about me.

1004
00:47:42,880 --> 00:47:44,879
Speaker 2: I feel like that one is wrong. Now some point,

1005
00:47:45,160 --> 00:47:47,759
Speaker 2: can you cite your source on that one with the

1006
00:47:47,760 --> 00:47:57,600
Speaker 2: bibliography looking the Black Planet meets dot com dot com? Okay?

1007
00:47:58,520 --> 00:48:03,080
Speaker 2: Number three, Know that when you give, you might not

1008
00:48:03,120 --> 00:48:07,600
Speaker 2: get what verses that Colossians six two is that Ephesians

1009
00:48:07,719 --> 00:48:10,840
Speaker 2: that is in the new text, When you give, you

1010
00:48:10,920 --> 00:48:14,440
Speaker 2: might not get. I know niggas in the back like

1011
00:48:18,040 --> 00:48:20,200
Speaker 2: take your time, now, take your time?

1012
00:48:29,640 --> 00:48:31,680
Speaker 1: Can you one more time for the listeners?

1013
00:48:31,880 --> 00:48:35,600
Speaker 2: Repeat number three? Because I didn't quite get that. T. D.

1014
00:48:35,840 --> 00:48:42,160
Speaker 2: Jake said, No, when you give, you might not get.

1015
00:48:42,600 --> 00:48:45,480
Speaker 2: So everything should be from the hot somebody get the

1016
00:48:45,480 --> 00:48:47,160
Speaker 2: praying shawl from the hot.

1017
00:48:47,880 --> 00:48:49,600
Speaker 1: When you give, you might not get you might not.

1018
00:48:49,800 --> 00:48:54,600
Speaker 2: And then you have to be present. You can't just

1019
00:48:55,280 --> 00:48:57,600
Speaker 2: do the social media thing. You can't just the text.

1020
00:48:57,600 --> 00:49:00,359
Speaker 2: It's not enough. You gotta go make an effort and

1021
00:49:00,440 --> 00:49:02,839
Speaker 2: see someone in person and be like, I want to

1022
00:49:02,880 --> 00:49:04,960
Speaker 2: make sure all your parts are together. I had a

1023
00:49:05,000 --> 00:49:07,520
Speaker 2: friend that I would talk to you all the time,

1024
00:49:08,000 --> 00:49:10,600
Speaker 2: but I didn't see her for years, and then I

1025
00:49:10,680 --> 00:49:12,560
Speaker 2: saw her and I was like, You're like, girl, you

1026
00:49:12,560 --> 00:49:17,640
Speaker 2: ain't got no legs, you are missing half your face.

1027
00:49:17,760 --> 00:49:21,320
Speaker 2: What's going on? And she was like dealing with mad stuff?

1028
00:49:21,360 --> 00:49:25,840
Speaker 2: But through texts, wait, look like she looked very sick,

1029
00:49:25,920 --> 00:49:27,799
Speaker 2: like she was going through something, and she was. She

1030
00:49:27,880 --> 00:49:31,480
Speaker 2: was like really depressed. She had like lost somebody in

1031
00:49:31,520 --> 00:49:35,120
Speaker 2: her family, just going through a lot of things, and

1032
00:49:35,239 --> 00:49:38,680
Speaker 2: she just wasn't showing that through social media because the

1033
00:49:38,719 --> 00:49:42,120
Speaker 2: filters be one two thousands one point. Well, you know

1034
00:49:42,160 --> 00:49:44,920
Speaker 2: what people take pictures of, like the side of their face.

1035
00:49:44,960 --> 00:49:47,879
Speaker 2: You're like, so you're just gonna put up the same

1036
00:49:47,920 --> 00:49:50,080
Speaker 2: picture of your face with a different shirt on.

1037
00:49:50,640 --> 00:49:52,120
Speaker 1: Yeah, those are the people who ain't got no friends

1038
00:49:52,160 --> 00:49:53,279
Speaker 1: or selfie sticks.

1039
00:49:53,800 --> 00:49:55,919
Speaker 2: Or they could have had a stroke in the other

1040
00:49:56,000 --> 00:49:58,960
Speaker 2: side of their face. She looked like she had a stroke, like,

1041
00:49:59,080 --> 00:50:01,640
Speaker 2: oh my god, did she have a how she was

1042
00:50:01,680 --> 00:50:04,400
Speaker 2: his friend? She was old? No, she was mige. Oh

1043
00:50:04,440 --> 00:50:07,160
Speaker 2: my gosh, she was old. Shut up, you're idio.

1044
00:50:07,320 --> 00:50:09,960
Speaker 1: So she Yeah. I mean, I think that's something that

1045
00:50:10,000 --> 00:50:12,640
Speaker 1: with social media, we it's easy to kind of forget

1046
00:50:12,680 --> 00:50:15,799
Speaker 1: that because we are online all the time. And then

1047
00:50:15,880 --> 00:50:17,640
Speaker 1: sometimes you get with your friend y'all not even talking

1048
00:50:17,640 --> 00:50:19,320
Speaker 1: to each other because you're both in your phone.

1049
00:50:19,280 --> 00:50:22,160
Speaker 2: Or just taking pictures. Well, I mean, leave you and

1050
00:50:22,160 --> 00:50:24,839
Speaker 2: you can step my followers up. N t way, what's

1051
00:50:24,960 --> 00:50:29,440
Speaker 2: number five? And number five is when you get older,

1052
00:50:29,600 --> 00:50:33,879
Speaker 2: you realize, you know, priorities are different and you might

1053
00:50:34,960 --> 00:50:38,360
Speaker 2: move in terms of like levels, but that's the journey.

1054
00:50:38,400 --> 00:50:40,560
Speaker 2: You gotta stay for the journey. You can't just I'm

1055
00:50:40,560 --> 00:50:42,759
Speaker 2: sorry that one got a little too Nicholas sparks for

1056
00:50:42,880 --> 00:50:46,200
Speaker 2: me a little to the notebook. So as we get older,

1057
00:50:46,760 --> 00:50:49,560
Speaker 2: there's different levels, like so, I mean like friends will

1058
00:50:49,560 --> 00:50:51,839
Speaker 2: move up and friends will Yeah, things are gonna change,

1059
00:50:51,880 --> 00:50:53,680
Speaker 2: They're gonna shift. You're not gonna be at the same

1060
00:50:54,360 --> 00:50:56,399
Speaker 2: level like somebody's gonna get married, and then you're gonna

1061
00:50:56,440 --> 00:50:59,160
Speaker 2: still be single, like going on tender days and you

1062
00:50:59,280 --> 00:51:02,760
Speaker 2: still have to with a ride. You can't like push

1063
00:51:02,800 --> 00:51:05,319
Speaker 2: those people out because they're not doing what you're doing. Yeah,

1064
00:51:05,320 --> 00:51:05,560
Speaker 2: you can.

1065
00:51:06,160 --> 00:51:07,760
Speaker 1: I'm gonna tell you what. I'm gonna tell you why.

1066
00:51:07,600 --> 00:51:09,640
Speaker 2: If they're not doing shit, that's one thing.

1067
00:51:09,719 --> 00:51:11,600
Speaker 1: But you like trying to go to work and you're

1068
00:51:11,640 --> 00:51:13,800
Speaker 1: trying to get married and you're trying to like remodel

1069
00:51:13,840 --> 00:51:15,759
Speaker 1: your kitchen and they still like you always go to

1070
00:51:15,800 --> 00:51:17,719
Speaker 1: the club, get this bottle, and you're like, no, I

1071
00:51:17,760 --> 00:51:20,600
Speaker 1: have bills, and they're like, come on, minute, about only.

1072
00:51:20,400 --> 00:51:23,240
Speaker 2: Three fifty, let's go to the club. Michael.

1073
00:51:23,520 --> 00:51:24,880
Speaker 1: Those friends, you gotta let those friends.

1074
00:51:24,760 --> 00:51:28,120
Speaker 2: Go, right. Yeah. But if you're a friend, that's like, oh,

1075
00:51:28,200 --> 00:51:30,960
Speaker 2: I'm not doing what you're doing in terms of like

1076
00:51:31,080 --> 00:51:33,520
Speaker 2: starting a family, but I am doing something that's for

1077
00:51:33,600 --> 00:51:36,759
Speaker 2: myself that means important to me. You still stay in

1078
00:51:36,800 --> 00:51:37,520
Speaker 2: the same circle.

1079
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Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean I think naturally as we get old,

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00:51:41,320 --> 00:51:44,919
Speaker 1: like you, I think, just naturally people just fall It's

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00:51:45,640 --> 00:51:48,839
Speaker 1: you start to fall out of friendships with people and

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00:51:48,880 --> 00:51:53,080
Speaker 1: you make other friends who maybe have like similar paths

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00:51:53,080 --> 00:51:53,320
Speaker 1: that you.

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Speaker 2: Na Man, I like to have different types of people around,

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00:51:56,239 --> 00:51:58,279
Speaker 2: because I need to see different levels. I can't be

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00:51:58,360 --> 00:52:00,919
Speaker 2: around the same struggling people be around the same people

1087
00:52:00,960 --> 00:52:03,080
Speaker 2: were just doing well. I just didn't have two different

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00:52:03,120 --> 00:52:06,640
Speaker 2: circles to like make me stable and know what's really

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00:52:06,719 --> 00:52:07,120
Speaker 2: out there.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, but also to motivate you mm hmm yeah.

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00:52:09,680 --> 00:52:12,560
Speaker 2: And so when you just cancel all those people out,

1092
00:52:12,719 --> 00:52:14,560
Speaker 2: you never get to see like what the inside is

1093
00:52:14,600 --> 00:52:16,080
Speaker 2: and like what's going on. And you want to be

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00:52:16,120 --> 00:52:19,000
Speaker 2: a party girl. We've been doing this for this many years,

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00:52:19,000 --> 00:52:21,400
Speaker 2: and now I'm gonna stop talking to you because you're married.

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00:52:21,480 --> 00:52:22,200
Speaker 2: That's not cool.

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Speaker 1: I mean, unless she married somebody ugly, I mean, I

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00:52:24,960 --> 00:52:27,799
Speaker 1: get it. So I feel like we learned a lot

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00:52:27,840 --> 00:52:30,520
Speaker 1: to do. We really freaking did, Marie. I feel like

1100
00:52:30,560 --> 00:52:35,960
Speaker 1: we are great experts. We are so freaking smart. I

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00:52:36,000 --> 00:52:38,640
Speaker 1: mean the statistics I had. I had a pie chart.

1102
00:52:39,120 --> 00:52:41,560
Speaker 2: I left it at home, but I was gonna I

1103
00:52:41,880 --> 00:52:45,440
Speaker 2: used the red marker in everything. I really wanted some pie.

1104
00:52:45,719 --> 00:52:47,080
Speaker 2: I made a Venn diagram.

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00:52:47,360 --> 00:52:49,560
Speaker 1: Okay here and they look like titties, but it was

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00:52:49,640 --> 00:52:51,040
Speaker 1: like a legit Vann diagram.

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00:52:51,040 --> 00:52:52,480
Speaker 2: I wish I could have brought it. It would have

1108
00:52:52,520 --> 00:52:54,480
Speaker 2: been it would have been so spectacular, it would have

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00:52:54,520 --> 00:52:57,000
Speaker 2: been so good. Next next week, Yeah, we'll pop that in.

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Speaker 2: So I think this was a great first episode.

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00:53:00,600 --> 00:53:03,040
Speaker 1: I think that they're only going to get better because

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00:53:03,040 --> 00:53:04,000
Speaker 1: we're gonna get better at this.

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00:53:04,000 --> 00:53:06,080
Speaker 2: Yeah, because we're gonna have more people. You know, it's

1114
00:53:06,080 --> 00:53:07,080
Speaker 2: not going to just be us.

1115
00:53:07,360 --> 00:53:08,920
Speaker 1: Know that you guys want that.

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00:53:09,320 --> 00:53:12,960
Speaker 2: Yeah, And we're just gonna be exploring different topics about

1117
00:53:13,840 --> 00:53:16,759
Speaker 2: some really important and some just like foolish. Yeah.

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00:53:16,840 --> 00:53:20,080
Speaker 1: I mean, we have like a really awesome lineup of guests.

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00:53:20,120 --> 00:53:22,799
Speaker 1: We have a lot of really really funny comedians. We

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00:53:22,880 --> 00:53:25,520
Speaker 1: have a lot of friends people, We have a lot

1121
00:53:25,560 --> 00:53:29,080
Speaker 1: of city, got a lot of friends. I'm gonna invite family,

1122
00:53:30,239 --> 00:53:32,640
Speaker 1: Thank you. My dad might come and do an episode.

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00:53:33,920 --> 00:53:36,680
Speaker 1: He's how to be a Haitian Ashy Man, Oh.

1124
00:53:36,520 --> 00:53:45,799
Speaker 2: My god, bring him. No bye, Bobby, He's not gonna go.

1125
00:53:46,680 --> 00:53:51,120
Speaker 2: But we have like a really awesome kind of concept

1126
00:53:51,200 --> 00:53:53,000
Speaker 2: and we think that y'all are going to really enjoy

1127
00:53:53,040 --> 00:53:53,720
Speaker 2: what we're doing.

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Speaker 1: So stick with us.

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00:53:55,239 --> 00:53:58,560
Speaker 2: Yes, you might learn something. We have to plug different

1130
00:53:58,560 --> 00:54:01,080
Speaker 2: things that we're doing. We have a monthly show together

1131
00:54:01,160 --> 00:54:04,400
Speaker 2: that's a Karme Lounge. It's every second Saturday and it's

1132
00:54:04,440 --> 00:54:05,319
Speaker 2: free ninety nine.

1133
00:54:05,600 --> 00:54:08,040
Speaker 1: It's so free. It's the second Saturday of every month,

1134
00:54:08,160 --> 00:54:11,280
Speaker 1: and it's an amazing show. It happens every satur every

1135
00:54:11,440 --> 00:54:12,839
Speaker 1: month at seven thirty.

1136
00:54:12,840 --> 00:54:14,680
Speaker 2: Cool seven thirty at Karmel Lounge.

1137
00:54:14,960 --> 00:54:15,880
Speaker 1: And then if you want to find.

1138
00:54:15,760 --> 00:54:17,920
Speaker 2: Us on social media, we out in the streets. Baby,

1139
00:54:18,000 --> 00:54:21,040
Speaker 2: what's your uh? What's your Instagram? Your? My Instagram is

1140
00:54:21,120 --> 00:54:25,319
Speaker 2: really R three e's z y r e e e

1141
00:54:25,640 --> 00:54:27,880
Speaker 2: Z so simple, it's so easy.

1142
00:54:27,960 --> 00:54:28,960
Speaker 1: I mean, just follow me on that.

1143
00:54:29,080 --> 00:54:31,480
Speaker 2: My YouTube is on that. Oh yeah, we had and

1144
00:54:31,600 --> 00:54:35,160
Speaker 2: m videos on there. Your videos just like just mad

1145
00:54:35,239 --> 00:54:38,279
Speaker 2: stuff you can pull from. And then my Instagram is

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00:54:38,480 --> 00:54:43,080
Speaker 2: just sid j u s t s y d s

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Speaker 2: y d. Yeah. I was like, what's my name? So

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Speaker 2: it's j u s t s y d b W.

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00:54:52,760 --> 00:54:57,680
Speaker 2: And then on Twitter it's just sid n YC. Just

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Speaker 2: sid n y c. Yeah. Perfect, Yeah, that's I mean, really,

1151
00:55:01,000 --> 00:55:02,759
Speaker 2: if you find one of us, you gonna find the other.

1152
00:55:02,840 --> 00:55:05,120
Speaker 2: Pretty much. We're all up in through each other's social

1153
00:55:05,200 --> 00:55:07,160
Speaker 2: media because we begin tox.

1154
00:55:07,200 --> 00:55:09,440
Speaker 1: We betweeting each other, while we're texting each other, while

1155
00:55:09,440 --> 00:55:11,440
Speaker 1: we're facime each other, while we're sitting next to each other.

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Speaker 2: The les all of the I.

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00:55:20,320 --> 00:55:23,840
Speaker 1: Like that song, but I like you, Sydney, like you.

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00:55:23,920 --> 00:55:24,719
Speaker 1: Who's listening to this?

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00:55:24,800 --> 00:55:24,920
Speaker 2: Right?

1160
00:55:24,960 --> 00:55:26,799
Speaker 1: Oh my god, we like you as well. Get to

1161
00:55:26,880 --> 00:55:28,920
Speaker 1: work or home or to bed in one piece and

1162
00:55:28,960 --> 00:55:32,160
Speaker 1: we will see you gosh dart it next week.

1163
00:55:32,080 --> 00:55:36,160
Speaker 2: But god but no. Okay bye. This has been an

1164
00:55:36,200 --> 00:55:38,759
Speaker 2: unofficial expert and you're so much smarter now because you

1165
00:55:38,760 --> 00:55:41,160
Speaker 2: listen to this. Hello, okay, goodbye bye