WEBVTT - RHONJ Premiere: Teresa vs Jane Fuda 0:00:00.360 --> 0:00:03.840 Hey rain Drops. Yes. So, as you know, my podcast 0:00:04.080 --> 0:00:07.760 Reality with the King is on tour and my next 0:00:07.760 --> 0:00:11.879 stop is live in New York City with the one 0:00:12.360 --> 0:00:18.640 the Only Queen of New Jersey, Teresa Judais. Yes, on Tuesday, 0:00:18.920 --> 0:00:24.000 June eighteenth at the City Winery, Teresa Judais and I 0:00:24.560 --> 0:00:28.720 will have a live conversation in front of a live audience. 0:00:29.400 --> 0:00:32.920 Make sure you get your tickets now. Log onto my 0:00:33.000 --> 0:00:39.519 website Kingdom raint dot com. That's Kingdom r E I 0:00:40.080 --> 0:00:44.879 G N e n T dot com. Or if you're 0:00:44.920 --> 0:00:48.120 on social media and follow me, click on the link 0:00:48.159 --> 0:00:52.879 of my bio to purchase your tickets. Once again, the 0:00:52.960 --> 0:00:57.400 website is Kingdom rain nt dot com. Hit the tab 0:00:57.480 --> 0:01:01.400 that says tour and me and to Lisa Judais cannot 0:01:01.440 --> 0:01:05.720 wait to see you on Tuesday, June eighteenth in New 0:01:05.800 --> 0:01:06.360 York City. 0:01:08.360 --> 0:01:10.160 Welcome to Reality with the King. 0:01:10.480 --> 0:01:14.240 It's me Carlos King, the King of Reality TV and 0:01:14.280 --> 0:01:18.039 one of the most sought after executive producers in reality 0:01:18.120 --> 0:01:22.480 television with over ten years a production experience. Twice a 0:01:22.520 --> 0:01:25.120 week on Reality with the King, we'll sit down with 0:01:25.160 --> 0:01:29.560 my friends across the entertainment industry, recap our favorite reality 0:01:29.600 --> 0:01:33.560 shows and revisit unforgettable moments that we are still talking 0:01:33.959 --> 0:01:34.920 and tweeting. 0:01:34.520 --> 0:01:39.280 About any rain drops. 0:01:39.280 --> 0:01:43.560 Oh honey, I am in a good mood child, because 0:01:45.040 --> 0:01:53.080 Jersey is back. Yes, the season premiere of Jersey was 0:01:53.320 --> 0:02:01.560 actually good. I really enjoyed the sea in premiere of 0:02:01.640 --> 0:02:05.880 the Real Housewives of New Jersey. I mean I came 0:02:05.920 --> 0:02:10.880 in with very low expectations because I told you, guys, 0:02:11.960 --> 0:02:15.360 last season, I wasn't checking for it because I was 0:02:15.440 --> 0:02:19.840 over the Melissa versus Teresa madness, over it, over and 0:02:19.880 --> 0:02:22.440 over it. But this season, I said, you know what, 0:02:22.480 --> 0:02:25.120 I want to watch it, and I'm glad I did. 0:02:25.520 --> 0:02:27.839 But before we get to that, I want to talk 0:02:27.880 --> 0:02:36.720 about my Thirsty Thursday episode that aired a few days ago, 0:02:37.440 --> 0:02:45.000 where I talked about the alleged Okay accusations from this 0:02:45.240 --> 0:02:50.440 Twitter account called Melissa's Old Nos and these accusations against 0:02:50.560 --> 0:02:56.000 Jennifer Aiden. I had no idea that me talking about 0:02:56.280 --> 0:03:03.080 anything in the realities that guys would call such a firestorm. Guys, 0:03:03.400 --> 0:03:07.079 this is a podcast. I am a journalist. Look as 0:03:07.120 --> 0:03:10.760 a journalist, it is my job to just report the 0:03:10.840 --> 0:03:15.360 story and then editorialize it by just giving my fun, 0:03:15.520 --> 0:03:19.840 shady opinion on it. Do I think Teresa Judais would 0:03:19.880 --> 0:03:25.360 do anything to make people that are fans of hers 0:03:25.520 --> 0:03:28.360 go against another cast member. No, I don't think that 0:03:28.440 --> 0:03:31.320 at all. I was having fun reporting the story because 0:03:31.320 --> 0:03:34.120 it was so funny to me and ridiculous. But a 0:03:34.120 --> 0:03:39.720 lot of people thought I was like, really serious about 0:03:39.880 --> 0:03:47.840 the topic. People thought that Melissa's Old Nose Honey contacted me. Guys, 0:03:48.160 --> 0:03:52.400 So the account that is called Melissa's Old nos did 0:03:52.440 --> 0:04:01.600 not contact me. I am not John Fuda. That's fun shade, okay, 0:04:02.160 --> 0:04:05.160 once again, I'm here to have fun. We'll get to 0:04:05.200 --> 0:04:08.600 John Feude later a child, But no, no one contacted me, 0:04:09.000 --> 0:04:13.920 okay to talk about this story. I was told this 0:04:14.000 --> 0:04:17.240 story from a producer, and I thought it was so 0:04:17.360 --> 0:04:20.440 funny and ridiculous that I wanted to talk about it 0:04:20.480 --> 0:04:23.640 on my podcast and share it with the rain Drops. 0:04:23.920 --> 0:04:26.520 That's why I did a story. I don't believe one 0:04:26.600 --> 0:04:30.480 hundred percent of it. First of all, I know Teresa 0:04:30.600 --> 0:04:38.400 Judais personally, and Teresa would never ever ever contact anybody, 0:04:38.560 --> 0:04:42.640 let alone a fan page, a blogger, whatever you want 0:04:42.640 --> 0:04:46.919 to call them. She would never contact anybody to have 0:04:47.160 --> 0:04:52.680 them go against anybody. We're talking about Teresa Judais who 0:04:52.839 --> 0:04:56.560 flipped a table on Danielle Style, who ran down the 0:04:56.640 --> 0:05:03.080 country club in a fur crop jazz. Okay, chasing down 0:05:03.200 --> 0:05:06.440 Danielle Stob. We're talking about Teresa who went up against 0:05:06.480 --> 0:05:09.880 Caroline Manzo. We're talking about Teresa who went up against 0:05:09.880 --> 0:05:13.240 her own brother. Why would Teresa any day of the 0:05:13.279 --> 0:05:16.080 week have someone do her dirty work. That's not how 0:05:16.080 --> 0:05:21.160 she operates. Teresa is her own woman, Okay, she handles 0:05:21.160 --> 0:05:23.960 her own business. So that's why when I was reporting 0:05:24.000 --> 0:05:26.440 the story, I didn't even talk about Teresa because I 0:05:26.480 --> 0:05:30.119 thought it was so silly. Now the Jennifer Aida thing, Look, 0:05:30.440 --> 0:05:32.760 I love Jennifer Ayden. I'm going to try to get 0:05:32.800 --> 0:05:35.880 him the podcast this season. We'll see if she's allowed 0:05:35.880 --> 0:05:39.560 to do a child Now, look, this is what I 0:05:39.640 --> 0:05:44.320 was told, and all of this is alleged because baby, 0:05:45.960 --> 0:05:51.000 my dms were going crazy. Okay, I felt like I 0:05:51.000 --> 0:05:53.600 had an OnlyFans account. That's how much my DS was 0:05:53.600 --> 0:05:55.599 getting so much play, And I'm like, so none of 0:05:55.600 --> 0:05:58.359 you guys are like trying to date me. This is 0:05:58.560 --> 0:06:04.039 just giving me tea on this Melissa's old NOS account. Okay, fine, 0:06:04.880 --> 0:06:07.919 So okay, so listeners. As a journalist, it is my 0:06:08.080 --> 0:06:12.760 job to what get all sides of the story, so 0:06:13.279 --> 0:06:19.599 listen up. Allegedly, Melissa's Old Knows account used to be 0:06:20.760 --> 0:06:27.000 a Melissa Gorga fan account, and allegedly the account used 0:06:27.040 --> 0:06:33.479 to report bad things about people who were anti Melissa. 0:06:34.040 --> 0:06:37.159 So in that case, you know, the universe considers Teresa 0:06:37.320 --> 0:06:42.400 Jennifer Aiden to be anti Melissa. And then something happened 0:06:42.880 --> 0:06:47.600 to where Melissa's Old Knows and the account obviously wasn't 0:06:47.600 --> 0:06:52.720 called that something happened and this fan account decided to 0:06:52.760 --> 0:06:59.160 be team Teresa and team Jennifer Aiden. Okay, that's the 0:06:59.200 --> 0:07:08.520 word on this, Yes, Giselle Bryant Street. So allegedly this account, 0:07:08.760 --> 0:07:14.520 from my sources have told me that she allegedly was 0:07:14.640 --> 0:07:21.800 trying to use Jennifer and Teresa by telling them things, 0:07:21.960 --> 0:07:25.600 helping them with stuff, in order to go against Melissa. 0:07:26.000 --> 0:07:29.720 And that's how this whole thing happened. So I wanted 0:07:29.720 --> 0:07:35.080 to clear this up because my thursty thursdays about this 0:07:35.120 --> 0:07:38.720 particular account and what was happening took a life on 0:07:38.800 --> 0:07:43.640 his own, and I had no idea that people were 0:07:43.680 --> 0:07:46.760 going to take this as like, oh my gosh, Carlos, 0:07:46.840 --> 0:07:50.880 are you going up against Teresa h Teresa's my sister, 0:07:51.040 --> 0:07:56.440 That's my girl. But again, as a journalist, it is 0:07:56.560 --> 0:08:01.400 my job to what get all sides of the story, 0:08:02.040 --> 0:08:05.960 and that's exactly what I'm about to do because I 0:08:06.120 --> 0:08:15.920 have an announcement to make. Drum roll, please, thank you, Sierra. Okay, 0:08:16.240 --> 0:08:20.880 how about we get this story straight from Teresa's mouth 0:08:21.600 --> 0:08:28.160 because on June eighteenth, live in New York City, I 0:08:28.640 --> 0:08:32.600 and Teresa Judais will have a live podcast at the 0:08:32.760 --> 0:08:39.400 City Wannery in New York City on June eighteenth. 0:08:40.080 --> 0:08:44.079 Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. 0:08:44.000 --> 0:08:48.040 Yes, Jersey is back and me and Teresa are back too. 0:08:48.400 --> 0:08:52.840 So on Tuesday, June eighteenth, buy tickets to see me 0:08:52.920 --> 0:09:00.000 and Teresa talk about the Reathing Live Baby on stage 0:09:00.320 --> 0:09:03.760 in New York City at the City Wannery. And you 0:09:03.760 --> 0:09:10.520 could buy tickets at kingdomminnt dot com. That's Kingdom r 0:09:10.720 --> 0:09:15.640 e I g n e n t dot com and 0:09:15.760 --> 0:09:20.520 click on the tab that says tour. Okay, once again, 0:09:21.520 --> 0:09:26.320 Kingdom rain r E I g n e n T 0:09:26.880 --> 0:09:32.440 Kingdom reinnt dot com. Click on the tab that says 0:09:32.559 --> 0:09:37.280 tour and buy tickets to see me and Teresa Judais 0:09:37.640 --> 0:09:43.560 live in New York City where a baby, we are 0:09:43.600 --> 0:09:50.520 going to talk about it all all right. Now, let's 0:09:50.520 --> 0:09:53.600 get in to the season premiere of The Real House, Washington, 0:09:53.640 --> 0:09:57.720 New Jersey. I will give this premiere an eight. I 0:09:57.880 --> 0:10:01.600 really liked it. I liked it Beca because it wasn't 0:10:01.640 --> 0:10:09.360 a typical Melissa and Joe Gorga versus Teresa, and that's 0:10:09.360 --> 0:10:12.400 what I appreciate it. I mean, the episode started out 0:10:12.440 --> 0:10:17.600 with Antonia, who, by the way, Melissa and Joe, you guys, 0:10:17.679 --> 0:10:21.760 raise a very beautiful girl. She's a beautiful girl. You 0:10:21.760 --> 0:10:23.800 could tell she has a good hit on her shoulders. 0:10:24.480 --> 0:10:27.320 And I want to shout out Melissa and Joe for 0:10:27.520 --> 0:10:33.720 raising such a beautiful daughter who is going to college, okay, 0:10:34.720 --> 0:10:39.200 and that's every parent's dream. And then we got a 0:10:39.280 --> 0:10:44.480 chance to see my baby, my Libra, who I love 0:10:44.600 --> 0:10:48.600 so much, my precious Gabriella, who was going to the 0:10:48.720 --> 0:10:52.760 University of Michigan. And you know my hometown is Detroit, 0:10:53.360 --> 0:10:58.160 so listen. It was nice to see that again, these 0:10:58.200 --> 0:11:04.640 two beautiful girls who are about to tackle life. And 0:11:05.120 --> 0:11:11.320 to know that Gabriella emailed Teresa every single day while 0:11:11.360 --> 0:11:13.959 she was in prison. It just goes to show all 0:11:14.000 --> 0:11:16.920 of you what a great mom Teresa is to her daughters. 0:11:17.200 --> 0:11:21.560 I thought that was very sweet to acknowledge that. And 0:11:21.600 --> 0:11:23.920 that's why we love Jersey, because we love the family 0:11:24.000 --> 0:11:28.040 aspect and we love seeing them with the kids. So 0:11:28.679 --> 0:11:32.599 I wanted to start off this recap with the pleasantries, 0:11:32.800 --> 0:11:36.520 because baby, that's where it ends. Now, let's get into 0:11:36.559 --> 0:11:38.920 the tea. Baby. I don't want this season to be 0:11:39.720 --> 0:11:43.520 these women avoiding each other. So we saw Melissa and 0:11:43.640 --> 0:11:47.640 Margaret and separate scenes talking about they're just not going 0:11:47.720 --> 0:11:52.400 to speak to Teresa and they don't want their names 0:11:52.480 --> 0:11:54.880 mentioned around her. Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah 0:11:54.880 --> 0:11:58.480 blah blah. That's why this will be the last season 0:11:58.800 --> 0:12:02.120 you're going to see this particular cast. I think this 0:12:02.280 --> 0:12:07.319 show will be put on palls after the reunion, and 0:12:07.679 --> 0:12:10.600 it needs to be. We don't watch these Real Housewives 0:12:10.640 --> 0:12:15.600 to see these ladies avoid each other at this magnitude. 0:12:15.840 --> 0:12:19.840 This is what ruined the Real Housewives of Potomac. Honestly, 0:12:20.360 --> 0:12:23.040 that show used to be so fun, and the moment 0:12:23.120 --> 0:12:27.280 it became such a divide of these women not wanting 0:12:27.320 --> 0:12:30.800 to be around each other, it just wasn't enjoyable to watch. 0:12:31.640 --> 0:12:35.200 And I know last week on my Thursday Thursdays, I 0:12:35.280 --> 0:12:40.880 talked about which Housewives fan base of the franchise is 0:12:40.920 --> 0:12:45.599 the most negative, the most dark, and based on the feedback, 0:12:45.960 --> 0:12:48.960 all of you guys said it was Jersey Jersey one. 0:12:49.080 --> 0:12:54.520 And I see why because this cast has some dark 0:12:54.760 --> 0:13:01.600 characters amongst it too, and that's why I portrays into 0:13:02.840 --> 0:13:08.839 some of the fans of this show, because these women 0:13:08.840 --> 0:13:11.640 don't want to be around each other, and that's painfully obvious. 0:13:12.240 --> 0:13:15.680 And that's why for me, I appreciated the fact that 0:13:16.240 --> 0:13:21.560 Teresa carried this motherfucking premiere the way Teresa handle John Feuda, 0:13:22.080 --> 0:13:25.280 who I like to call Jane, because John, I love you, 0:13:25.800 --> 0:13:28.400 I love all the girls, and you are a guy. 0:13:29.480 --> 0:13:33.080 But John, you're behavior at this episode. You clearly want 0:13:33.080 --> 0:13:33.480 to peach. 0:13:34.120 --> 0:13:34.280 Now. 0:13:34.320 --> 0:13:37.920 I know this ain't in line of Housewives, baby, but Jersey, 0:13:38.120 --> 0:13:42.080 they don't get to hold anything, Okay, John, you want 0:13:42.080 --> 0:13:47.240 to peach. John is trying to replace Joe Gorga as 0:13:47.280 --> 0:13:51.480 the Southern housewife. So John, we're gonna call you Jane. 0:13:52.200 --> 0:13:58.640 So Jane Feuda is giving Housewives vibes because when Louie, 0:13:59.120 --> 0:14:02.920 Teresa's husband been reached out to him to have a 0:14:03.040 --> 0:14:08.920 one on one and John. I'm sorry, Jane, John, I'm 0:14:08.920 --> 0:14:12.160 having fun. I don't need you to knock on our door, okay, 0:14:12.760 --> 0:14:16.520 but in this episode, until I see some things change. 0:14:16.920 --> 0:14:21.320 I'm calling you, Jane, because you are a housewife and 0:14:22.320 --> 0:14:25.920 you are trying to be the force multiplier of this season. 0:14:26.400 --> 0:14:29.960 You want to have a match with Teresa. So Jane 0:14:30.280 --> 0:14:33.720 told Louis, I don't want to meet with you one 0:14:33.760 --> 0:14:39.320 on one. We can talk at Jim Feschler's party. Jane Field, up, what. 0:14:39.760 --> 0:14:40.280 Are we doing? 0:14:40.920 --> 0:14:44.920 Why are you telling this man that you're not going 0:14:45.000 --> 0:14:49.400 to talk to him until the women are around at 0:14:49.440 --> 0:14:55.680 a fucking birthday party for a woman. That's some shit 0:14:55.880 --> 0:14:59.000 the housewives do. And I know this because I work 0:14:59.040 --> 0:15:02.120 with them for over ten When a housewife wants to 0:15:02.160 --> 0:15:06.880 give you guys a good scene, honey, she tells her opponent, 0:15:07.480 --> 0:15:10.800 we can talk at the all cast event. Hey, Tisha, 0:15:11.320 --> 0:15:15.000 So at the all cast event we could have it out, 0:15:15.080 --> 0:15:18.400 because that's gonna be in the first episode. So to 0:15:18.560 --> 0:15:22.000 all of my listeners, listen up. When you are watching 0:15:22.320 --> 0:15:27.200 the season premiere of any housewife show, nine times out 0:15:27.200 --> 0:15:30.320 of ten it would be an all cast event, and 0:15:30.440 --> 0:15:34.040 the all cast event, something is going to happen, a 0:15:34.040 --> 0:15:40.400 big argument, something dramatic is going to happen. So Jane Feuda, okay, 0:15:40.880 --> 0:15:46.840 wanted to feud okay with Teresa and Louis because he 0:15:46.960 --> 0:15:51.520 wanted to get a peach. All right, now, you're following, 0:15:52.440 --> 0:15:56.720 okay in the words of Giselle Bryant and Karen Huger 0:15:56.800 --> 0:16:00.560 or Potomac in that infamous scene, are you getting it? 0:16:00.680 --> 0:16:06.000 Are you getting it? I don't get it, So guys, 0:16:06.040 --> 0:16:09.480 are you getting it? So Jane Fiuda was like, I'm 0:16:09.480 --> 0:16:11.800 not gonna have a one on one with you. I'm 0:16:11.840 --> 0:16:15.000 at a coffee shop. That's not gonna give me a peach. 0:16:15.600 --> 0:16:17.400 I need to have a one on one with you 0:16:17.920 --> 0:16:20.600 at the all cast event because that's the only way 0:16:20.640 --> 0:16:23.280 I get to secure my peach as a housewife. So 0:16:23.440 --> 0:16:28.480 Jane Feuda is vying for a peach. And this is 0:16:28.560 --> 0:16:32.720 why this season of The Real Housewives in New Jersey, 0:16:33.480 --> 0:16:36.440 I feel like it's going to be explosive, but I 0:16:36.600 --> 0:16:41.200 also feel like it's going to expose a lot of people. Now. 0:16:41.280 --> 0:16:46.040 I found it quite funny that Frank Catania, who would 0:16:46.080 --> 0:16:48.840 go to the opening of an envelope, he would go 0:16:48.880 --> 0:16:52.400 to the opening of a door. Okay, there is not 0:16:52.480 --> 0:16:54.960 a camera that Frank Cottania doesn't want to be in 0:16:54.960 --> 0:17:00.240 front of. Frank Cortana is the Debra of Potomac. Okay, hey, 0:17:00.600 --> 0:17:03.960 Debrah a Potomac. You know Ashley's friend who they call 0:17:04.080 --> 0:17:07.119 Sesame Street, who loves the cameras and will do anything 0:17:07.160 --> 0:17:11.359 for it. That's who Frank is. So Frank spilled the 0:17:11.440 --> 0:17:19.760 tea and told Louie that he Joe Gorga, Melissa Lopez, Margaret, 0:17:20.359 --> 0:17:25.040 that they all met at Margaret's house to take down 0:17:25.480 --> 0:17:30.159 Louie and THEESA. That's a mafia shit, yo, who meets 0:17:30.560 --> 0:17:37.080 before a reunion to take down a couple and one 0:17:37.160 --> 0:17:42.040 person in that couple dumb is your sister. That's fucked up. 0:17:42.520 --> 0:17:47.120 I don't think Joe Gorga has any likability qualities in 0:17:47.160 --> 0:17:51.840 his character because I will always always feel like he 0:17:52.119 --> 0:17:57.440 chose the show over his relationship with his sister. And 0:17:57.480 --> 0:18:01.879 as somebody who has tons of siblings, as somebody who 0:18:02.440 --> 0:18:07.879 has often gone through the solid treatment with my sisters, 0:18:08.000 --> 0:18:10.400 not all of them, some of them where we don't 0:18:10.400 --> 0:18:14.680 speak for months. I as the brother, as the man, 0:18:15.440 --> 0:18:19.359 I always am the first one to reach out and 0:18:19.400 --> 0:18:23.120 say Hey, let's talk, because at the end of the day, 0:18:23.800 --> 0:18:28.320 not only am I the oldest, I also am somebody 0:18:28.560 --> 0:18:33.440 who believes that as the man, you should always rise 0:18:33.480 --> 0:18:36.520 above the petty when it comes to any issue you 0:18:36.560 --> 0:18:40.840 have with a woman. So to see that Joe Gorga 0:18:40.960 --> 0:18:43.200 would be a part of a takedown of a sister, 0:18:44.000 --> 0:18:47.199 it's fucked up. There's no other way to describe it 0:18:47.280 --> 0:18:50.160 besides what it is. It's fucked up. And what's fucked 0:18:50.240 --> 0:18:54.359 up is you and Melissa will be gone next season 0:18:54.680 --> 0:18:58.040 and you have to live your life knowing that you 0:18:58.160 --> 0:19:00.840 not only will lose the fame unless you, guys go 0:19:00.840 --> 0:19:03.960 on marriage boot camp, but the fact that you chose 0:19:05.040 --> 0:19:09.680 to take down your sister over building her up will 0:19:09.720 --> 0:19:13.240 never sit bend on my book. Then for Jen Fessler 0:19:13.960 --> 0:19:18.960 to say to the Margaret side of the couch, right 0:19:19.040 --> 0:19:23.040 the Melissa side of the couch, that y'all did not 0:19:23.600 --> 0:19:28.239 execute the plan? What are we watching? Mob Wives? Like? 0:19:28.320 --> 0:19:32.399 What is this shit? Y'all to execute the plan? So 0:19:32.600 --> 0:19:36.480 this is what this show has become, the takedown of people. 0:19:37.040 --> 0:19:41.000 You're having meetings before a reunion and Dolores, I love you, 0:19:41.200 --> 0:19:45.520 but it is not normal to have a meeting before 0:19:45.760 --> 0:19:51.960 the reunion. I have produced plenty of Housewives reunions from 0:19:52.119 --> 0:19:57.440 Jersey to Atlanta, and I can promise you this. No 0:19:57.480 --> 0:20:03.359 one has ever had meetings with each other the night 0:20:03.840 --> 0:20:09.600 before a reunion. That's not normal. Now, do they get 0:20:09.640 --> 0:20:15.000 their plan together? You know, their rehearsed reads, do they 0:20:15.200 --> 0:20:18.040 get all of their like you know, do they write 0:20:18.080 --> 0:20:21.200 things down? Like I'm gonna say this, I'm gonna say that, yes, 0:20:21.280 --> 0:20:25.240 that happens. But these ladies are not having meetings at 0:20:25.280 --> 0:20:30.119 their homes to take down somebody. That's not normal. And 0:20:30.200 --> 0:20:32.480 I don't want the audience to think that that is 0:20:32.560 --> 0:20:36.520 that is not normal. This is weird. This is weird. 0:20:36.600 --> 0:20:42.280 Al Yankovich weird. Okay, it's weird to have a meeting 0:20:42.880 --> 0:20:47.719 the night before a reunion to take out people. I 0:20:47.800 --> 0:20:52.679 feel like this is a Martin Scorsacy film where we 0:20:52.880 --> 0:20:56.919 are having cast members played by al Pacino, Like, what 0:20:57.119 --> 0:21:00.720 is this? This isn't why we're washing house. We don't 0:21:00.760 --> 0:21:04.600 want to see this shit. It's too dark. Speaking of dark, 0:21:05.160 --> 0:21:09.480 then it was revealed that Jane Fuda. Okay, in this case, 0:21:09.480 --> 0:21:12.880 I'll call you John. Parents if you're listening to this 0:21:13.280 --> 0:21:16.480 and your kids are in the car, please put on 0:21:16.520 --> 0:21:21.120 their headphones, their AirPods and have to watch Pokemon. So 0:21:21.200 --> 0:21:24.199 then they're saying John Feuda is the biggest drug dealer 0:21:24.320 --> 0:21:30.000 in Bergen County, and how he likes double sided dil dos. Now, look, 0:21:30.080 --> 0:21:33.520 I'm a gay man, an openly gay man. I have 0:21:33.800 --> 0:21:38.560 never seen a double sided dil do. Why haven't I 0:21:38.760 --> 0:21:42.360 experienced a double sided dil do? I never even had 0:21:42.359 --> 0:21:45.560 a one sided dil do let alone a double sided 0:21:46.040 --> 0:21:48.680 And what do you do with a double sided dil doough? 0:21:49.040 --> 0:21:53.320 I've heard a double sided tape that women use on 0:21:53.400 --> 0:21:58.600 their dresses, you know, to tien up the boobs. But 0:21:58.760 --> 0:22:02.280 a double sided deal dough. I mean I'm missing out 0:22:02.600 --> 0:22:06.000 and I'm gay. If any of you guys know where 0:22:06.040 --> 0:22:10.400 I can find a double sided dil dough, please hash. 0:22:10.880 --> 0:22:13.720 If there's any sponsors listening to this, I would love 0:22:13.800 --> 0:22:18.199 to have you guys advertise on my podcast Reality with 0:22:18.240 --> 0:22:25.600 the King. Reach out to me listen. If there's anybody 0:22:25.640 --> 0:22:28.560 that has a double sided dil do company, please send 0:22:28.600 --> 0:22:33.399 me a gift box and I will give it away 0:22:34.359 --> 0:22:39.320 at my podcast tour stop with Teresa in New York 0:22:39.359 --> 0:22:43.560 City on June eighteenth. Okay, because I am fascinated with 0:22:43.640 --> 0:22:46.199 a double sided dial dough. I mean, it's something that 0:22:46.280 --> 0:22:49.840 I need to experience in life. I've experienced other things 0:22:49.840 --> 0:22:54.040 that were double sided. I've experienced double minded men, unfortunately, 0:22:54.480 --> 0:22:58.960 but I've never experienced that. I have experienced double dutch. 0:22:59.240 --> 0:23:03.400 I have never experience double sided dil Do's honey. Okay. Anyways, 0:23:03.600 --> 0:23:08.400 So then they go to the all cast event, and 0:23:08.440 --> 0:23:12.800 then we learned that Louie is in Florida for a 0:23:12.840 --> 0:23:16.359 business meeting, so he's not there, so Teresa goes with 0:23:16.440 --> 0:23:21.720 Jennifer Aiden. Melissa is there looking very pretty in her 0:23:21.960 --> 0:23:26.600 hot pink satin tom for pants. So the guys are 0:23:27.560 --> 0:23:31.960 by the bar and then Teresa walks in. She hugs everybody. 0:23:32.560 --> 0:23:35.800 She doesn't speak to her brother, Joe. Her brother doesn't 0:23:35.800 --> 0:23:41.359 say anything to her. Now Deloras's man, Paul, I like Paul. 0:23:41.760 --> 0:23:45.639 Paul is my type of man. Paul stands on business 0:23:45.920 --> 0:23:50.119 and baby, you're not gonna fuck with Paul. So Paul 0:23:50.359 --> 0:23:56.440 checks Jane Feuda about the fact that Louie told him, yeah, 0:23:56.520 --> 0:23:58.840 he wanted to meet with you, and you told him no, 0:23:59.480 --> 0:24:02.600 that you want to have the meeting at this party. 0:24:03.400 --> 0:24:05.440 That's what I'm saying I'm a gay man, and even 0:24:05.480 --> 0:24:09.000 I knew that shit was whack, Like I'm sorry, men 0:24:09.280 --> 0:24:13.119 don't turn down an opportunity to squash the beef and 0:24:13.280 --> 0:24:16.840 do it at a woman's party. That's a housewhite playbook 0:24:17.040 --> 0:24:21.159 and listen. Granted, for Jane Fuda, I appreciate as a 0:24:21.440 --> 0:24:26.120 as an audience. But that's why for me it was like, Okay, 0:24:26.640 --> 0:24:31.480 this isn't real in terms of him turning down the 0:24:31.560 --> 0:24:36.159 opportunity to meet with Louie on camera of course, to 0:24:36.320 --> 0:24:39.280 squash the beef. And that's why Paul, who is a 0:24:39.440 --> 0:24:44.520 manly man, checked his ass and checked him good, told 0:24:44.560 --> 0:24:47.919 him to shut the fuck up. Dolores, you got a 0:24:47.960 --> 0:24:51.400 good man, Savannah. Paul may be my favorite husband of Jersey. 0:24:52.040 --> 0:24:54.840 I mean, you do have to get a divorce first, Paul, 0:24:55.600 --> 0:24:57.840 then you can you can be my favorite house husband 0:24:57.880 --> 0:25:05.320 of Jersey. But I loved seeing Paul stand on business 0:25:06.200 --> 0:25:12.920 because he was not afraid of stating the obvious. Because 0:25:13.560 --> 0:25:18.320 Jane and the Jets, Okay, the Jets are the other 0:25:18.400 --> 0:25:22.440 guys who just sit there and let Jane talk off 0:25:22.440 --> 0:25:25.680 the side of his ass, like no man will say yeah, 0:25:25.680 --> 0:25:26.800 that's right, I know that's right. 0:25:26.880 --> 0:25:29.679 Man. Yeah, man, Yeah, I mean with you one on 0:25:29.680 --> 0:25:33.640 one man. Uh No, I know that's right, bro. Yeah 0:25:33.680 --> 0:25:37.320 bro uh when you handle business, you had no business 0:25:37.440 --> 0:25:38.600 at a female's party. 0:25:38.640 --> 0:25:40.160 Man, that's what men do. 0:25:40.280 --> 0:25:40.440 Yo. 0:25:41.119 --> 0:25:43.520 We don't play that shit. Yo. Ain't gonna meet with 0:25:43.560 --> 0:25:45.200 you men for no coffee. 0:25:45.800 --> 0:25:49.159 No man, we gonna meet at a woman's birthday party. 0:25:49.200 --> 0:25:54.439 Dog, yeah, child please Okay. So then the Laura saw 0:25:54.520 --> 0:25:58.439 that her man Honey was about to beat the brakes 0:25:58.520 --> 0:26:02.359 off Jane's ass and said, no, we can't have no 0:26:02.440 --> 0:26:05.920 issues here, Honey. The law's got turned on too. Her 0:26:06.000 --> 0:26:08.919 man home and gave him the right of his life. Baby, 0:26:09.160 --> 0:26:11.000 the laws. I ain't mad at you, says, that would 0:26:11.040 --> 0:26:14.640 have turned me on too. So then you have Pattison Teresa. 0:26:14.760 --> 0:26:19.680 So Teresa is ready to go. And one thing about Teresa, 0:26:20.200 --> 0:26:23.800 she knows to always give us a good scene, and 0:26:23.840 --> 0:26:29.200 she knows how to seize a moment. The way Teresa 0:26:29.920 --> 0:26:35.040 checked the fuck out of Rachel was pleasing to my eyes, ears, 0:26:35.160 --> 0:26:43.080 and throat. That's why Teresa will never get fired. If 0:26:43.119 --> 0:26:48.639 you fire Teresa from the show, nothing's happening. Teresa saved 0:26:48.800 --> 0:26:54.000 the season by getting into it with Rachel and her husband. 0:26:54.280 --> 0:26:58.159 That's why you have to choose Teresa over Melissa. The 0:26:58.359 --> 0:27:02.520 only thing Melissa did this episode was look gorgeous. That's 0:27:02.520 --> 0:27:06.719 not good TV to me. Baby, Melissa has nothing going 0:27:06.840 --> 0:27:12.480 on if it's not a battle with Teresa. This episode 0:27:12.720 --> 0:27:17.240 proved that, the fact that Teresa told Rachel, yeah, because 0:27:17.280 --> 0:27:20.879 my husband, my husband's a gentleman. He's a gentleman. And 0:27:20.960 --> 0:27:23.080 Rachel's like, oh really, I don't see no gentleman here, 0:27:23.160 --> 0:27:25.560 but my husband is. And don't talk about my fucking 0:27:25.680 --> 0:27:28.879 husband when your husband is the biggest drug dealer in 0:27:28.920 --> 0:27:33.120 Bergen County who likes a double sided deal though. I mean, 0:27:33.240 --> 0:27:38.959 Teresa and Rachel sat there, gagged. Rachel was giving Cynthia 0:27:39.040 --> 0:27:44.520 Billy teas and John Feuda aka Jane was giving Peter Thomas. 0:27:44.640 --> 0:27:47.120 And then it dawned on me, the only reason why 0:27:47.240 --> 0:27:51.240 Rachel is on the show is because John is the activator. 0:27:52.000 --> 0:27:56.480 I know now that Rachel cannot stand up to Teresa. 0:27:56.960 --> 0:28:02.600 Teresa was dead ass in her face, checked her, her husband, 0:28:03.000 --> 0:28:06.399 the dial dough, the drug dealing, the Burgen Counties of 0:28:06.440 --> 0:28:09.159 it all, and Rachel just sat there and gave nothing. 0:28:09.520 --> 0:28:12.600 And then Jane Feud the baby he saw an opportunity 0:28:12.640 --> 0:28:16.679 with cameras and lights and said, ooh, a moment. I 0:28:16.760 --> 0:28:20.040 know that's right, baby, He said, a moment in time. 0:28:20.600 --> 0:28:24.240 He said, I have a moment in life, NICKI minaj 0:28:24.720 --> 0:28:29.800 if I could have just one moment to life, yes, honey. 0:28:30.960 --> 0:28:33.159 John Feudal saw those cameras and said, okay, this is 0:28:33.160 --> 0:28:36.199 my cue. He went over there, baby and tried to 0:28:36.200 --> 0:28:39.280 start something with the star of the show, the force Multiplier, 0:28:39.480 --> 0:28:42.360 and caught her. Has been Now, what I will say 0:28:42.440 --> 0:28:46.720 is this, I appreciate everything you brought to this episode, 0:28:47.080 --> 0:28:51.680 because your wife brought nothing, and that's no shade. Melissa 0:28:51.760 --> 0:28:54.840 brought nothing. Frank did not show up because he didn't 0:28:54.840 --> 0:28:57.280 want to get caught up in his BS. Dolores left 0:28:57.320 --> 0:28:59.680 to go bang her man after getting turned on seeing 0:28:59.680 --> 0:29:03.880 the sweat bees on his forehead. Margaret brought nothing. Melissa 0:29:04.000 --> 0:29:10.040 Gorga brought nothing. So I appreciate that. John took one 0:29:10.360 --> 0:29:15.040 for the team and said, all of you housewives aren't 0:29:15.080 --> 0:29:19.560 giving no good camera, no good television. My wife ain't 0:29:19.600 --> 0:29:22.479 even giving good TV. So I'm going to come here 0:29:22.520 --> 0:29:25.320