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Speaker 1: It's the radio segment that's starting a reverse food delivery

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Speaker 1: service where you cook a meal and pay a delivery

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Speaker 1: guy to come to your door and eat it. That way,

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Speaker 1: you're never wondering if the guy secretly ate your fries,

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Speaker 1: because you just watched him.

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Speaker 2: Do it and.

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Speaker 3: You paid him for it.

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Speaker 1: With Laser Stories, the segment where we read weird news

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Speaker 1: stories around the globe just like everyone else does, except

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Speaker 1: we've got a laser.

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Speaker 3: Those other Burger bandits just don't this.

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Speaker 1: First Laser Stories out of our favorite place for the weird.

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Speaker 3: And wild, Florida.

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Speaker 1: A twenty six year old woman named Molly Hogan was

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Speaker 1: a week away from tying the knot when she got

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Speaker 1: into a heated argument with her fiance over a prenup

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Speaker 1: and she attacked him, which.

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Speaker 3: I think I'm most prenum meet.

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Speaker 1: The groom to be told police that Molly grabbed him

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Speaker 1: around the head and struck him on the chest, torso,

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Speaker 1: back and legs, causing multiple physical injuries.

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Speaker 4: Or wanted yeah the bread winner, She's like, no, we're

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Speaker 4: getting it.

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Speaker 1: His brother was also there and Molly bit him on

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Speaker 1: the arm when he tried to break things up.

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Speaker 2: Tempt it okay, sounds like a very calm discussion.

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Speaker 3: Not surprisingly, alcohol was involved.

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Speaker 2: That's always the best time to bring up a prenup after.

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Speaker 3: A nice heavy day, always.

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Speaker 1: And unfortunately the wedding was supposed to be the following weekend,

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Speaker 1: and it's unclear if they've called it off. But there

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Speaker 1: is one small problem if they do want to go

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Speaker 1: through with it. Molly got arrested for battery and a

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Speaker 1: judge ordered her to have no contact with her prospective

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Speaker 1: future husband or the brother in law, and she needs

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Speaker 1: to stay at least one hundred yards away at all times.

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Speaker 2: They could just get get burried on a football field.

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Speaker 2: One guy at one end, she said, the other.

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Speaker 1: Say their vows over a loudspeaking If that happens, we

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Speaker 1: will keep you updated. Okay, This next laser story is

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Speaker 1: out of Tennessee. A forty four year old man named

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Speaker 1: Gerald Hobby got a knock on his door the other night.

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Speaker 1: He opened it to see two police detectives on his porch.

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Speaker 2: Anyone else shocked that there's a forty four year old

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Speaker 2: man named Gerald, But did hag you could be under

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Speaker 2: seventy five and have that name.

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Speaker 1: Well, seeing the cops, Gerald had a bad feeling because

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Speaker 1: he'd been in trouble with the law before, but it

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Speaker 1: had been a long time ago, so we had no

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Speaker 1: idea what they were gonna say. Okay, detectives to the investigator,

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Speaker 1: and that's when the officers dropped a bombshell. Oh no,

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Speaker 1: they said, congratulations, Gerald, you just won the lottery.

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Speaker 2: It's like the old school publisher's clearing house where they

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Speaker 2: come to your door.

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Speaker 1: I know it's confusing, but detectives told him that. About

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Speaker 1: a month ago, Jerald bought two scratch off tickets from

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Speaker 1: a local gas station, and to save time, he just

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Speaker 1: scratched off the barcodes and asked the clerk to see

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Speaker 1: if they came up as winners.

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Speaker 3: Okay, sometimes you just go for it. I don't care

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Speaker 3: about the game.

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Speaker 1: That day, the clerk told him one was a winner

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Speaker 1: for forty dollars, which was true. Yeah, he said the

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Speaker 1: other was a loser, which was not true. Wait what

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Speaker 1: so Gerald believed him and trashed it.

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Speaker 3: Oh my god.

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Speaker 1: He crashed the ticket, and then after he left the store,

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Speaker 1: the clerk went to the trash, took it out, and

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Speaker 1: pocketed the ticket.

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Speaker 3: Oh my gosh, which turns out was a one million

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Speaker 3: dollar winner.

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Speaker 2: Double orangled oh my god, Oh my god.

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Speaker 1: And then the employee went to the Tennessee Lottery Commission

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Speaker 1: to claim the ticket as his own.

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Speaker 3: How did he get caught?

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Speaker 1: Well, during some routine questioning, the officials got suspicious, so

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Speaker 1: they went and reviewed the security cameras from the store

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Speaker 1: and figured out what happened. So the clerk is now

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Speaker 1: facing felony theft charges.

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Speaker 4: Yes, I hear. They usually ask I've looked into this

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Speaker 4: because I will win the lottery one day. They usually

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Speaker 4: ask where did you buy the ticket first? So they

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Speaker 4: know they can track it.

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Speaker 2: And so if he was like, oh, why would he

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Speaker 2: just say his own store?

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Speaker 3: Because I think that's illegal?

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Speaker 2: My god, So what's great?

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Speaker 3: That is crazy? He actually investigate it.

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Speaker 2: If I won forty dollars on one of the tickets,

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Speaker 2: I'd be like sweet, yeah, yeah, that's all I.

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Speaker 3: Needed in my life. Yeah. This next laser story is

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Speaker 3: out of candy Corner. Yeh Wow.

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Speaker 1: You've heard of Christmas in July? Yeah, so why not

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Speaker 1: other holidays too? Cause Reese's peanut butter pumpkins have arrived

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Speaker 1: a full three months before Halloween.

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Speaker 2: It's only three months before Halloween right now, Jeff, why

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Speaker 2: did that just blow my brain.

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Speaker 1: I'm showing a photo of the exclusive packaging to my

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Speaker 1: co host here.

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Speaker 3: It's cute, but it is a little early.

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Speaker 1: Well, this is the early hershey has ever put them out,

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Speaker 1: but you won't see him in stores just yet.

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Speaker 3: It's a limited release.

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Speaker 1: Thing for people who prefer them over normal Reese's tops.

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Speaker 1: Apparently the chocolate to peanut butter ratio in them is different.

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Speaker 2: It's a less chocolate, more peanut butter, more failling, healthier.

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Speaker 1: They're selling thirty two ounce bags on Hershey's website for

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Speaker 1: twenty five bucks and they're shipped through the.

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Speaker 3: May twenty five dollars.

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Speaker 1: They're thirty two ounce bags though they're giant bags.

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Speaker 3: We're gonna have a link.

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Speaker 1: On our Insta stories at Brook and Jeffrey. They're not

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Speaker 1: available in stores for another six weeks or so, and coincidentally,

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Speaker 1: Hershey's is in the middle of a big class action lawsuit.

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Speaker 3: Over the pumpkins right now. Remember this.

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Speaker 1: A few months back, four people sued in federal court

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Speaker 1: accusing them of misleading customers because the pumpkins don't really

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Speaker 1: have faces like it does on the packaging.

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Speaker 3: It's like they're still using the egg mold.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, they're just the people behind the suit claim they

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Speaker 1: were very disappointed by it, so that.

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Speaker 2: The emotional distress money that they need to getting pumpkins

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Speaker 2: without faces is exorbit That's why.

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Speaker 1: They're seeking at least five million damages. I've had a

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Speaker 1: low ball number if you ask me, but.

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Speaker 2: Take of the therapy they've had to go.

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Speaker 3: Through, poor poor soul.

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Speaker 1: Let's go to your next laser story out of the

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Speaker 1: social media central. Would you be surprised if your doctor

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Speaker 1: abruptly quit and launched a new gig as an influencer?

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Speaker 1: Hawking sunglasses on TikTok.

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Speaker 3: May make more money now he's doing that.

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Speaker 1: Because, according to a new study, fifty four percent of

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Speaker 1: people say they would quit their current job in order

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Speaker 1: to become a full time influencer.

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Speaker 3: I'm partly in the.

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Speaker 4: Content creating and I've gotten to a point, but it

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Speaker 4: is exhausting. I really don't know if I could do

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Speaker 4: it full full, full time.

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Speaker 2: I mean, the thing about contact creating is you never

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Speaker 2: get any time off.

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Speaker 1: We're not just talking about gen Zer's working retail here

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Speaker 1: and involved a wide range of people between the ages of.

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Speaker 3: Eighteen and sixty.

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Speaker 1: Okay, and most people who regularly use social media already

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Speaker 1: consider themselves to be influencers, even if they're not getting

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Speaker 1: anything out of it or have very many.

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Speaker 2: Followers, as if they have like hundreds of thousands, And

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Speaker 2: I'm like, what, Like I swear some impulse a hashtag

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Speaker 2: ad the other day and I'm like, you're not sponsored

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Speaker 2: by Snickers.

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Speaker 1: Also, like the two thirds of them say they would

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Speaker 1: gladly accept payment from brands to promote their products on

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Speaker 1: their feeds. So don't be surprised if one day one

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Speaker 1: of the members of this show doesn't come into work.

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Speaker 3: I mean, because he's endorsing.

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Speaker 1: A new line of trucks on his ig Page's Turtle

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Speaker 1: chose the.

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Speaker 3: Shell Uxey.

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Speaker 1: Twenty five percent off if you use his discount code.

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Speaker 3: That's south Its Laser Stories has come to it. End

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Speaker 3: of the day. We'll do it again, same time on Monday.

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Speaker 3: Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning