Speaker 1: Would you consider yourself an elder millennial? For sure, I'm
Speaker 1: an elder millennial, like an elder ring millennial. I was
Speaker 1: just saying that this reminds me of Easter at Kevin's house.
Speaker 1: He had like I wasn't I wasn't there for that
Speaker 1: one we missed. You wasn't invited? Not true, he was working.
Speaker 1: He was on one of his tenth tense films that
Speaker 1: you shot this movie. I was invited. I just couldn't come. Kevin,
Speaker 1: had you have a is that every year you have
Speaker 1: a big art war. This is new Actually yeah, it
Speaker 1: was four children, but all the adults did it. It
Speaker 1: was a giant It was just rolled out on our
Speaker 1: It was just a little craft to do during the day.
Speaker 1: And it was a coloring page, giant coloring Easter page.
Speaker 1: And his house was like like so beautifully deck created
Speaker 1: for Easter. Every decoration a holiday. Danielle loved the holiday. Yeah,
Speaker 1: she crushed. Kevin and Danielle love a holiday and pastels.
Speaker 1: You love fans. Do you like pastels? You had the
Speaker 1: lot of bunnies, fluffy peach. Yeah, what are the peeps? Yes,
Speaker 1: it peeps that were not peeps, but there were like
Speaker 1: decorative peeps with cocktail. It made you a mad mary cream?
Speaker 1: What was it called. We'll show you the video, tell
Speaker 1: you the picture. That's what there it is. Okay, so
Speaker 1: hey you, hey, we are under appreciated Jonas Brother's tune
Speaker 1: technically not Jonas Brothers though. That's a weird sort of
Speaker 1: limbo category. Is it a Jonahs Brothers song or is
Speaker 1: it a Jonas La song technically written by you? But hey,
Speaker 1: Jonas is the name of this podcast. And so we
Speaker 1: went ahead and secured a bunch of handles and we
Speaker 1: got those telephone number. Yep, we bought them from loving fans.
Speaker 1: You can reach out, that's true. You can reach out
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Speaker 1: We're here to give marital advice other things, non marrible advice.
Speaker 2: I don't know, because you guys just gave out the information. Yeah,
Speaker 2: we've turned it over to the producers to ask you
Speaker 2: what they want to ask you.
Speaker 1: Go ahead on zoom.
Speaker 3: I'm dying to know what's the first thing you guys
Speaker 3: do when you get up in the morning, and what's
Speaker 3: the last thing you do before you go to bed.
Speaker 1: That's a wonderful question. Okay, who wants to go first? Uh, Kea,
Speaker 1: why don't you take this one? Kevin is the firstborn.
Speaker 1: The first thing I do when I wake up is
Speaker 1: immediately get up, go straight down and make a cup
Speaker 1: of coffee. When you get up, the first thing you
Speaker 1: do is get up and like get just go down. Yeah,
Speaker 1: my my alarm goes off and I have to like
Speaker 1: immediately get out of bed. It's not like a just meander.
Speaker 1: And now are you being quiet? Like because Danny Danny sleeping?
Speaker 1: Are you definitely? But your bed mess it's huge, so
Speaker 1: you're fine? Yeah, it is a number. You got a
Speaker 1: sleep number? Yeah, what's your number? Hate sleep? What's that about? Yet?
Speaker 1: It's all the rage in La everyone's talking about. It
Speaker 1: hasn't hit my my my feed yet. Well it's pretty exclusive.
Speaker 1: I don't have one. Yeah, my phone's in the room.
Speaker 1: I will now get at It has not hit Miami.
Speaker 1: I don't know what you guys talking about. Okay, back
Speaker 1: to Kevin jumping out of bed. So I spring out
Speaker 1: of bed and I run downstairs and I make a
Speaker 1: coffee and then take my morning vitamins.
Speaker 4: What are you taking your coffee?
Speaker 1: It's straight up, it's an espresso pod the green, which
Speaker 1: one was that, it's like that deep green. Joe hates
Speaker 1: my coffee, but Joe's ritualistic coffee making thing you've ever
Speaker 1: heard in the entire You share a room with Joe,
Speaker 1: he will wake you up no matter what time. Let's
Speaker 1: hear about your take. Yet, let's say we didn't get
Speaker 1: to mind. You can go go ahead and talk about
Speaker 1: your morning. Okay, So that's what I take. That's my
Speaker 1: that's my first thing after the coffee. What happens? What
Speaker 1: do you do coffee? That was the question. It is
Speaker 1: not my whole morning. It's just what I do first,
Speaker 1: and then what do you do? Last? And then the
Speaker 1: last thing I do is fall asleep to something on television.
Speaker 4: Well do you ever?
Speaker 3: Do you guys ever doom scroll like the rest of us.
Speaker 1: I caught myself doing that last night and I told
Speaker 1: myself not to do that, and I do.
Speaker 4: Do your doom scrolls ever end up in your dreams?
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, thankfully not for me. Yeah. It's just like uh,
Speaker 1: opening packs of Pokemon cards. So it's quite innocent, that's
Speaker 1: all right. Vivid dream. First thing, Nick, you want to go, Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's pretty simple. Wake up, procrastinate about something that gets
Speaker 1: me through about the first hour. It's pretty hot. I
Speaker 1: drink some coffee, some caffee and my bloodstream, which then
Speaker 1: makes the procrastination like all the worse. Make a few
Speaker 1: phone calls and try to figure out why I'm freaking
Speaker 1: out about something. No, I'm kidding, it's not that intense,
Speaker 1: but it is at times in my sweater. Thanks for
Speaker 1: your support you. And then at the end of the night,
Speaker 1: you know, usually I will watch something, but I was
Speaker 1: just recently in Canada and Chef Canada. They've got Sports Center,
Speaker 1: but it's it's called Sports Central, but my TV didn't
Speaker 1: have it in the place I was staying. So I
Speaker 1: was forced to look at TikTok and other things. And
Speaker 1: I got so tired of doing that I picked up
Speaker 1: a new hobby. Hobby I guess would call it, which
Speaker 1: excited to share with you guys. So I found these
Speaker 1: videos that are basically the history of and it's everything
Speaker 1: from toilet paper has heard as he got into this,
Speaker 1: the history of you know, where carpets coming, like all
Speaker 1: this stuff. It's a channel, it's a bunch of different
Speaker 1: channels creators that do this kind of funny and I'm
Speaker 1: really education a lot of useless information and it's time
Speaker 1: you're taking a poop. You can be like the other
Speaker 1: guy next to you. Well, did you know actually that
Speaker 1: the first next commercial you're in a stall. I just
Speaker 1: rolled right past that in a stall. Listen to this
Speaker 1: public public restroom, Kevin, Thanks, trying to talk about about
Speaker 1: the toilets. Go ahead, I don't. I don't ship in
Speaker 1: public restumes that often it's it's got to be an emergency.
Speaker 1: Same same, Oh yeah. That's one of my favorites still
Speaker 1: on zoo guys, And that is one of my favorite
Speaker 1: accounts on the internet is what is the come with
Speaker 1: me as I take a ship? In came to what
Speaker 1: were we take a ship together? We held hands? Actually?
Speaker 1: Or is it just like you have to watch the
Speaker 1: pod you have to go to at come ship with Me?
Speaker 1: I think it's her pod. It's literally her names like
Speaker 1: don't ship funny? It's okay, So and your last thing
Speaker 1: you do video videos? Great? And that's pretty much it. Great. Okay,
Speaker 1: that's been not least the first thing I do when
Speaker 1: I wake up, I I use the shout out. Not sponsored,
Speaker 1: or we could use this as a sponsor At Headspace.
Speaker 1: I use Headspace and I do a meditation it clip it,
Speaker 1: clip it, watch Joe who has it? And the last
Speaker 1: thing I do before bed is last night was doom scroll,
Speaker 1: but usually I try to go on. Ready, you want
Speaker 1: to hear what the last thing I do? I could
Speaker 1: show you. Also not sponsored unless they want to throw
Speaker 1: out money. Okay, hold on, hold they hold it. It's coming.
Speaker 1: It's taking forever. Sorry, but this is I put on
Speaker 1: my sleep music. It's a little ASMR for Heather.
Speaker 4: At Home, Little White Noise kind of.
Speaker 1: No, it's a sleep It's a sleep playlist that they
Speaker 1: have on Spotify and it's good one the I guess
Speaker 1: the frequencies are supposedly supposed to help you have a
Speaker 1: deeper sleep, the one that Valentini uses. Six point six
Speaker 1: million people saved this playlist too, so we're going to have.
Speaker 4: To try that out.
Speaker 1: Please, it's really hope.
Speaker 4: Before I go, one last thing, I just wanted to
Speaker 4: know pets in.
Speaker 3: The bed or not in the bed, because none of
Speaker 3: you said anything about a pet in the morning.
Speaker 1: I'm glad you brought up beds in general. I was.
Speaker 1: I was bursting at the seams to talk about this,
Speaker 1: But we are talking about I asked her a question. First,
Speaker 1: we're going to answer your question, but it's all related.
Speaker 1: I did this this interview where I said something about
Speaker 1: how the bed is just for sleeping and sort of
Speaker 1: meant to be like a quirky answer. People like people said,
Speaker 1: this became like an actual like debate, and people started,
Speaker 1: you know, labeling me some some really harsh names that
Speaker 1: I won't mentions like weirdo, oh, nerd a that kind
Speaker 1: of stuff, weirdo and nerd. Are I know. But here's
Speaker 1: the deal is that that's it. It's not my actual
Speaker 1: philosophy on beds. I understand that that other things can
Speaker 1: happen on a bed, okay, and and I appreciate those things. However,
Speaker 1: to answer your question, Heather, uh no, no pets in bed.
Speaker 1: That's that's not something that we're doing. This is my
Speaker 1: bed is not my bed. It's my wife's bed with
Speaker 1: her two dogs, and I just somehow fit in there.
Speaker 1: Bet is huge, though it's yesterday. I have my own side.
Speaker 1: I have a live snake that I let lose occasionally,
Speaker 1: and a little pig. No, no pets in my bed. Yeah, Heather,
Speaker 1: thank you so much for your questions. I could talk
Speaker 1: to you all day. This is Sam Sam Jersey and
Speaker 1: let me go Sam from Jersey. Hello. Are we on
Speaker 1: the phone? We're in person? Hello person, Hello in Jersey.
Speaker 5: Are you from I'm from Bergen County, Dumont.
Speaker 1: Yes.
Speaker 5: And actually I was going to say. My boyfriend and
Speaker 5: I are long distance. So I live in Jersey still
Speaker 5: and he lives in LA. We make it work, but
Speaker 5: we both have crazy work schedules.
Speaker 1: Let's do all of you.
Speaker 5: So how do you make it work with your partners
Speaker 5: when you guys are not together?
Speaker 1: Long distance gonna be tough, but I think we all
Speaker 1: find our balance in it. For myself, I spend a
Speaker 1: lot of time on the phone and hun red eyes
Speaker 1: and on red eyes like what I'm taking tonight. So
Speaker 1: if I have a day I try to get back
Speaker 1: even a day off as much as I can. It's
Speaker 1: a lot, but just how I like to do it.
Speaker 1: It's not for everybody, uh, but we me and Danielle
Speaker 1: kind of grew our relationship on the phone and it
Speaker 1: just kind of continued KAT and T because he was
Speaker 1: Kat and T KT and T. I'd like you always
Speaker 1: on the phone. It's gotten better, like we are not.
Speaker 1: You guys are always your your phone. You're not facetimers
Speaker 1: FaceTime with your daughter. I've your your generation, Kevin. You
Speaker 1: guys are face I'm an elder millennium have to wind
Speaker 1: his phone up. But it's not a bad thing that
Speaker 1: you said it's gotten better, like as if it's it's not.
Speaker 1: I think what it was is yeah, so annoying. No,
Speaker 1: it's that we would spend not enough time not talking,
Speaker 1: that there was not enough to talk about, and it
Speaker 1: was just talking. It's about lyrics. It's about being together
Speaker 1: now and like just present in the home and that's good.
Speaker 1: Shout out Kevin. But yes, I do get a lot
Speaker 1: of sponsored by Delta, isn't it no United? Because in Newark? Uh,
Speaker 1: clip it, clip it. But I definitely based on my
Speaker 1: daughters and try to help it with la homework, which
Speaker 1: I can't do anymore. This it's not it ain't easy. Yeah,
Speaker 1: well are you nick? Well? Yeah, I mean long distance
Speaker 1: relationships are always really really difficult. I think it's just
Speaker 1: about trying to stay in contact as much as possible
Speaker 1: and and uh, you know, our our success in it
Speaker 1: has just come from any window that presents itself that
Speaker 1: we can just be together and separate that time, even
Speaker 1: if it's a month or two or months in advance.
Speaker 1: We just say, ok, we're gonna block this window and
Speaker 1: make sure that nothing sort of touches that because you
Speaker 1: have to protect that time, and you know it's not
Speaker 1: always easy to do that, but where you can, I
Speaker 1: think that's that's clutch. Absolutely. I also think a lot
Speaker 1: of fun games came out of COVID, and a lot
Speaker 1: of fun things you could do, like via FaceTime or
Speaker 1: code names. A few go on, oh you know this
Speaker 1: is now sponsored by sexting. I was gonna say, what's that? Okay,
Speaker 1: never mind, but yeah, I think that was That's very helpful.
Speaker 1: And I'm dating somebody that lives in a tropical place,
Speaker 1: so I'm happy that I know I'm going to be
Speaker 1: on the beach if I go see her. But I
Speaker 1: think at least you've got somebody's dating. You're dating somebody
Speaker 1: who lives in a pretty cool city, so you get
Speaker 1: to go. That's nice. That's the luxury. What's your way
Speaker 1: of finding balance.
Speaker 5: I would also agree with flights and feast time is important.
Speaker 1: I would say absolutely, I want to see what you're doing. Also,
Speaker 1: I think if you're like on your way and you
Speaker 1: have it, if you're like holding the phone while you're arriving,
Speaker 1: that's really safe. Yeah, I can drink sure that they're
Speaker 1: doing that. Sorry, Well, so here's my question.
Speaker 2: I was at a golf tournament Pebble Beach, great time,
Speaker 2: very flirty with a guy.
Speaker 6: I know.
Speaker 2: I was flirty, Like this is not my first rodeo.
Speaker 2: I know I was flirty. Friends of friends sent a
Speaker 2: text airbold, nothing back.
Speaker 1: Hmm, and it was a good text, like and he
Speaker 1: was being flirty with you as well.
Speaker 2: We did for an hour, like that's a long, that's
Speaker 2: a that's a lot of flirt.
Speaker 1: I told flirt, what time of day was it? Midday?
Speaker 2: Thank you Joe. It was at the golf tournament. It
Speaker 2: was not nighttime flirt at this time?
Speaker 1: Or is it just hanging walk watching golf?
Speaker 2: And then at one point I gave him out and said, hey,
Speaker 2: I'm gonna go over there, and he said, oh, we'll
Speaker 2: go with you. We will go with you, him and
Speaker 2: his buddies.
Speaker 1: I like to know. I've seen the scene painting a
Speaker 1: picture sunny day beautiful.
Speaker 4: I know it was people were there they also.
Speaker 1: And text you gave him the number he gave yout.
Speaker 4: Thank you, Joe.
Speaker 2: Is a part of it that I think might be
Speaker 2: where I went awry. Let's hear it, friend of friend
Speaker 2: and I got the number?
Speaker 4: Was that think Kevin's.
Speaker 1: Face joined the friend. I'm gonna I'm gonna just jump
Speaker 1: in here. I'm sorry. I don't mean to to just
Speaker 1: donate the conversation. I think this this situation is one
Speaker 1: of those where it's like he was outside with his
Speaker 1: boys on a trip, clearly felt a connection with you,
Speaker 1: but probably is with somebody, and then the text came
Speaker 1: through and that's why he respond because it's like, oh
Speaker 1: that that breaks the barrier of the thing that's piping
Speaker 1: hot tea.
Speaker 4: I don't wanna disagree with Nick.
Speaker 1: But you can't said he did not have a girlfriend,
Speaker 1: said every guy who is on a golf trip with
Speaker 1: his boys.
Speaker 2: He lives in a state that I won't name, Montana
Speaker 2: on his own because he could be listening. Yeah, he
Speaker 2: like maybe the right way to save fishes.
Speaker 1: I think he's an international spy and he's on a
Speaker 1: mission and he's going to text you back in about
Speaker 1: a week when you gets what he's done. Saving the world.
Speaker 1: It's been two months hard for Okay, it's a long
Speaker 1: it's a long deployment. He's he's he's without phone and
Speaker 1: it's Yeah, this sounds this feels like a ghosting situation.
Speaker 1: That's what I'm I'm wondering. So, okay, my questions cool
Speaker 1: or because you said to follow up text or is
Speaker 1: it one?
Speaker 2: That's what I want to know.
Speaker 1: So I I forgot these a questions.
Speaker 2: So I did a little bit of texting, but very
Speaker 2: I had people read it and they told me you.
Speaker 1: You You did a little bit of texting and no response.
Speaker 1: How many texts?
Speaker 2: Well, I popped a couple in a row. Hey, I
Speaker 2: thought you'd want this picture of you and your buddy.
Speaker 1: Do you find this Kuy on social media? Well? Mm
Speaker 1: hmm a little bit? And is he a little bit married?
Speaker 1: I'm just thinking to a fun story for you. No,
Speaker 1: this is actually the guy that we took Hey Jonas
Speaker 1: from at Hey Jonas. It's a revenge.
Speaker 2: So my question for you guys, this is my one
Speaker 2: hundredth question. Do you ever go in again? Do you
Speaker 2: just take the loss? Do you ever miss a text?
Speaker 2: Because I missed text?
Speaker 1: Should block him? It's a power move.
Speaker 2: He okay, Now, you guys tell me what you think.
Speaker 1: Everything I think. Okay, So it sounds like let me
Speaker 1: just we're just let's just you're not gonna hurt my feelings. Okay,
Speaker 1: So let's just back it up. Meet somebody on this
Speaker 1: amazing trip. Do you meet them and their friends? It's fun,
Speaker 1: it's light hearted all a sudden, it's flirty. You know,
Speaker 1: he's single, he lives a Montana. He's told you, he
Speaker 1: told you alone. He said he lives alone. He lives alone,
Speaker 1: he's out. He fly fishes for fun, which you don't need.
Speaker 1: You can have a fun out there, because that it
Speaker 1: might disturb the fishes. Yeah, I'm from a fly fish
Speaker 1: enthusiast over here. And then you send a message what's up?
Speaker 1: Then you send a follow up, Hey, here's by the way,
Speaker 1: here's that pick uh send it two months? No word? Definitely,
Speaker 1: don't text him back again. I think it's his lost girl. Well,
Speaker 1: thank you.
Speaker 2: So you guys never miss a text, so there's zero know.
Speaker 1: We miss I never miss a text. Yeah, it's that's
Speaker 1: that's true. I have zero missed messages on my phone
Speaker 1: and emails. I also, you're a zeroed out guy. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I love that. You know how you feel about the
Speaker 1: thing When someone says I'm sorry, mister your text and
Speaker 1: you know they you know they saw it. Sorry I
Speaker 1: missed your text. It drives me nuts. But I do
Speaker 1: it too. Nick Dick's a very bad text. Sometimes you
Speaker 1: see it, You're like, I will respond to that. You
Speaker 1: get busy with something else and then forget to respond totally,
Speaker 1: because it's easier to just say, oh, sorry, I missed
Speaker 1: it than to say, you know, I didn't have the
Speaker 1: time in that moment to text you back. And would
Speaker 1: you make a would you like to make a public
Speaker 1: apology to all your friends right now? No? I wish
Speaker 1: the phones had a button that says remind me later.
Speaker 1: It does, Hey, Sarah, can you remind me later to
Speaker 1: text Kevin? No, not that, but like on the text
Speaker 1: and be like, remind me again. I added text Kevin
Speaker 1: to the reminders list. That's that's that's obvious. But I'm
Speaker 1: saying should know this. Yeah, you can say, I guess
Speaker 1: unread all right. Next is Tara on Zoom. Hey, Tara,
Speaker 1: oh professional Mike, Hey, how are you all the producers
Speaker 1: have the glow mix? Yeah? I think we have the
Speaker 1: same one. Does not turn green. Okay, what's going on, Taraw,
Speaker 1: how are you good?
Speaker 6: Congratulations on the new podcast.
Speaker 1: Thank you so much. Here we're the biggest podcast in Canada. Guys.
Speaker 1: Since Kevin spoke about Canada earlier, they've been tuning in.
Speaker 1: So you can go to Hey Jonas Podcast Canada. We
Speaker 1: have that just for you guys. I think we talked
Speaker 1: about from this show. We'll be on that page. Just sorry,
Speaker 1: what's going on?
Speaker 6: So I want to know if you guys can all
Speaker 6: open up your Instagram?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 6: And what is on your algorithm?
Speaker 1: Oh?
Speaker 6: Yes, and what's on your for you page?
Speaker 1: Wow? Perfect, My algorithm is all it's it's all uh
Speaker 1: Bollywood stuff. That's great. I'm watching somebody shake up McDonald
Speaker 1: sponsored and they're making a cocktail out of a sauce my.
Speaker 1: They're making a chicken nugget the make make nut. I
Speaker 1: can't even say it. It's a martini that's made with
Speaker 1: chicken nuggets. That's what I just came up. It's pretty great.
Speaker 1: I'm seeing my Discovery page a lot of AI videos.
Speaker 1: It looks like Zach Effron as Captain Planet, which is AI.
Speaker 1: That's cool. Oh wow, that's really cool. I think they're
Speaker 1: trying to cast him. And then a lot of Pokemon
Speaker 1: cards because I've been really into pulling cards right now.
Speaker 1: And a lot of ceramics, a lot of ceramics. Ceramic
Speaker 1: artist some obsessed with I'm gonna like that so that
Speaker 1: way I get more ceramic cups because it is an
Speaker 1: exact replication of like my life right now, and this
Speaker 1: is coding with with AI tools Claude and AI and
Speaker 1: golf and working out videos. I'm getting out of these
Speaker 1: right now. And I'm really not sure why, but these
Speaker 1: are luxury like mini van concepts in Asia. Oh dude,
Speaker 1: because it Big Rocks sends them to you. That's probably
Speaker 1: why I get it. They're really nice. I want I
Speaker 1: kind of want one. I'm in my minivan era. You said, Okay,
Speaker 1: you say for you page and algorithm. Yeah, isn't that
Speaker 1: the same thing? No, the for you page is TikTok, right,
Speaker 1: I don't have TikTok on my phone.
Speaker 6: Oh well, it's also the little magnifying glass.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's a magnifying glass. That's what. Yeah, that's what
Speaker 1: I said. I I'm sing Tokemon. I'm seeing a lot
Speaker 1: of a lot of clothing and interesting, a lot of coffee.
Speaker 1: This is somebody brewing coffee. It's all the things. I
Speaker 1: love your month, your and it's just different. We were
Speaker 1: just talking about beds. Of course I got a nice
Speaker 1: comforter situation on here. I also got some like yeah.
Speaker 6: I love it.
Speaker 1: Thank you, guys, Thank you so much. Tara Danielle's next
Speaker 1: Daniel Danielle. Okay, so I am a boy mom. I
Speaker 1: have two little boys at home.
Speaker 7: Awesome, And so my question for you guys is, obviously
Speaker 7: you're very close to your mom.
Speaker 1: What did she do for you guys growing up?
Speaker 3: Like, what is one thing that stands out that she
Speaker 3: did for you guys that you love?
Speaker 1: I love that. What are your boys' names if you
Speaker 1: don't mind, Mateo and Milo, beautiful names, Eminem. Something our
Speaker 1: mom did for us it really stood out. I mean
Speaker 1: there's so much. It's hard to really pick our mom.
Speaker 1: You know, she sacrificed so much of her time and
Speaker 1: life and energy to look after four crazy boys growing up,
Speaker 1: and we owe them so much. Men. Thinking back when
Speaker 1: we were first kind of doing musical theater and commercial
Speaker 1: works in New Jersey, would drive. For those that don't know,
Speaker 1: we would drive pretty much twenty to thirty minutes at
Speaker 1: least on the early without traffic into the city for auditions,
Speaker 1: and then one other boy would have to go to Broadway.
Speaker 1: But our dad was also a minister at the time,
Speaker 1: so he had a desk job, and our mom would
Speaker 1: drive us to these auditions and pregnant with our youngest brother,
Speaker 1: Franklin at the time, until like she would stay in
Speaker 1: the city and usually New York being as it is
Speaker 1: especially now cold until May. It was literally like it
Speaker 1: would be winter and she would be finding little cafes
Speaker 1: where she can just stay warm until one of the
Speaker 1: boys was done in the shows and then drive us
Speaker 1: all back home at like midnight. It was just crazy,
Speaker 1: and they do it all over again, and there's matinee
Speaker 1: shows and things like that. And we had school and
Speaker 1: then she was homeschooling us at one point and she
Speaker 1: would make meals for the entire family, and she had
Speaker 1: also projects that she did with the church, and she
Speaker 1: was like she ran the women's ministry there. So I mean,
Speaker 1: it's hard to just say one thing, but I think,
Speaker 1: you know, she really taught us how to respect people
Speaker 1: and women and really looking up to her on house
Speaker 1: she does. She's such a great cook. She's a lovely woman.
Speaker 1: We love her, and she's an incredible grandmo. Now she
Speaker 1: got her finally, she got girls because she wanted she
Speaker 1: wanted girls badly, and she got all both four boys.
Speaker 1: Now she has five five five granddaughters so far. And
Speaker 1: I don't know, Chill, I'm just saying, well, Franklin's you know, Oh, okay, yeah,
Speaker 1: frank Franklin's. I don't know. One day maybe anyway, So yeah,
Speaker 1: our mom. It's hard to pick one thing. I don't know. Sorry,
Speaker 1: I was great, it was great, right, so beautiful. Actually,
Speaker 1: I'll say my favorite, one of my favorite memories was
Speaker 1: in high school. I had to get up super early
Speaker 1: for school with her and she was doing this with
Speaker 1: you guys at the time, like going to the city
Speaker 1: and I was still going to school and we would
Speaker 1: she would make me coffee for my bus ride to school.
Speaker 1: So she's the reason you drink poop coffee. Actually maybe yeah,
Speaker 1: actually at the time her actually take it everything. I
Speaker 1: said back, Yeah, it's just kiddy, really interesting.
Speaker 2: Hi.
Speaker 1: How are you, Jackie? How are you guys? Nice to
Speaker 1: meet you.
Speaker 6: I'm from San Diego.
Speaker 1: San Diego. Yes, well it's good to see what's going on.
Speaker 4: Well, I'm a big fan of reality shows.
Speaker 5: So if you had to choose one that you could
Speaker 5: actually win, like The Traders, Dancing with the Stars, Survivor,
Speaker 5: which one would you, guys do?
Speaker 1: I just watched that movie? Of course, I'm blank. Rachel McAdams,
Speaker 1: isn't it? Oh, send help. It's so good and it's good.
Speaker 1: I liked it, and she was a big fan of
Speaker 1: I'm not I'm not gonna spoil anything. She's a big
Speaker 1: fan of Survivor. It's in the trailer. I liked it.
Speaker 1: When I say when I set up, hey, I'm not
Speaker 1: going to spoil it, I just give you what I
Speaker 1: saw on the trailer. Because you're not going to spoil
Speaker 1: it doesn't mean that I can't. That's true. I've seen it.
Speaker 1: Go watch this, okay, so I'll tell you what happens.
Speaker 1: It's so good. Basically a super fan of Survivor and Island.
Speaker 1: Don't watch it on a plane though the seven movie.
Speaker 1: You don't watch it a play. You just figure out why. Anyway,
Speaker 1: I saw the trailer. See, oh yeah, that's also in
Speaker 1: the trailer. I have a thing. Well, so you're saying
Speaker 1: that you think you could win Survivor. That was the question,
Speaker 1: I think I do all right. I don't know if
Speaker 1: I could win. I think I do pretty well. Cool.
Speaker 1: I'd learned a lot from watching that movie. Script has
Speaker 1: nothing to do with the reality show enthusiast like Love Game,
Speaker 1: I hosted one with my brother Franklin. I think Traders
Speaker 1: would do well in Trader. I like the trailer's concept,
Speaker 1: Trader's concept. Watched a bunch of it. It was very,
Speaker 1: very fun. I could do Traders. You could win, like
Speaker 1: a well you have you haven't had a reality show? Yeah?
Speaker 8: Or have.
Speaker 1: No? No? Married to Jonas, I live that now. I
Speaker 1: don't have the show though, right, I live that now. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's funny. Thank you life imitating art Kevin and and
Speaker 1: the other one claimed the fame claim to fame. Yeah
Speaker 1: with Franklin, which was so fun. But to answer your question,
Speaker 1: what do I think I could we could win? Was that?
Speaker 1: Was that your question? Just what you think of the
Speaker 1: reality shows you can think of? Can it be any
Speaker 1: reality show or has to be the three that you mentioned? No?
Speaker 1: Any reality man? Worst Cooks in America? I don't I
Speaker 1: don't know if that's a show. It's a show. It's
Speaker 1: a reality show, it's a competition. It's really the thing. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's like the worst show I could do, though, you
Speaker 1: know which one to that point, the one that I
Speaker 1: love is it's like they're like, oh, almost, what's that
Speaker 1: one called? Almost like makes something that's terrible. Huh what
Speaker 1: is it called? Is it like food or it's foods?
Speaker 1: They're making food. It's it's awful and it's nailed it?
Speaker 1: Is it nailed it?
Speaker 6: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Nailed it is the cake one, but desserts better or bad? Yeah?
Speaker 1: With Nicole Byers. That's a great guest letting me this
Speaker 1: is a real show. When you said food, honestly, I
Speaker 1: hadn't actually guessed me earlier about alien that I saw
Speaker 1: in this guy he said it was a plane and
Speaker 1: then I said, no, it's obviously not plane. He's like, actually, no,
Speaker 1: it's a helicopter. And I'm like, why are you so
Speaker 1: confidently saying He's like, oh, maybe it's not. And I'm
Speaker 1: like and then we walked into the studio and he
Speaker 1: was like, JO saw an alien earlier. I'm like, now
Speaker 1: you confirm this well once it didn't appear as a
Speaker 1: plane or a helicopter. Then I started to believe is
Speaker 1: it cake? Though I think I could, I could nail that,
Speaker 1: I would know, so you would be the contestant trying
Speaker 1: to pick not taking the cake. Yeah, yeah, exactly. Next
Speaker 1: is Amy. Thank you so much. Thanks to Jackie. Thanks Jackie,
Speaker 1: thank you, thanks, thanks you.
Speaker 2: So this is a topic that's come up in this
Speaker 2: episode already, and I feel like it comes up with
Speaker 2: you guys a lot. And Joe, I really wanted to
Speaker 2: ask you. You gave a very heart felt message about
Speaker 2: pooping your pants in eighth grade, correct and that you
Speaker 2: really turned it into something beautiful. Yeah, My question is
Speaker 2: why did you put your pants in eighth grade? Did
Speaker 2: you tell your brothers? Did you call your mom? Like
Speaker 2: I'd love to know what happened?
Speaker 1: Well, my mom was there. Actually, I I didn't want
Speaker 1: I was nervous. I was scared to use the restroom
Speaker 1: because there was a lot of kids that would hang
Speaker 1: out in the bathrooms, and I was like, well, they're
Speaker 1: gonna know if people know that you poop, that's just
Speaker 1: a no flies on it. In school. Everybody Poops was
Speaker 1: not a book we had growing up in the house.
Speaker 1: We didn't give that one. Our library didn't have that.
Speaker 1: It was so anyway, So then I went to the
Speaker 1: nurse's office, and I said I had a tummy ache.
Speaker 1: I called my mom. I said, Joseph. She calls me, Joseph,
Speaker 1: do you have to just poop? I was like, no, such,
Speaker 1: And she's like, if I come down there and I
Speaker 1: bring you home and you poop at home and you
Speaker 1: could have stayed in school, I'm not going to be
Speaker 1: thrilled about this. So he's like, I tried. I lied,
Speaker 1: I tried. I tried to poop. I couldn't. I have
Speaker 1: a bad stomach ache. It was your your crazy uh food.
Speaker 1: You may just know.
Speaker 2: She knows.
Speaker 1: I finally I finally told her mom that I don't
Speaker 1: like her. What's the thing she makes that you like?
Speaker 1: I don't like her? Had castrole. I finally admitted that
Speaker 1: to her. Years old. I finally told my mom. I
Speaker 1: was like, I'm sorry, Mom, I got to tell you this.
Speaker 1: I don't like this. It was a good It broke
Speaker 1: her heart, but you know what, we're stronger for it.
Speaker 1: So then back to the poop story. So then she
Speaker 1: comes down and then she I have to go collect
Speaker 1: my school books. So now my stomach is like it's
Speaker 1: go time, and I'm walking and I'm starting to feel
Speaker 1: like this might happen any any moment, and it's not.
Speaker 1: It's not going to be solid, and so my mom
Speaker 1: have a stomach ache. Technically, that wasn't a lie. There
Speaker 1: was an easier solution than going home. But again, cool
Speaker 1: kids in the bathroom. I didn't mention they were cool kids,
Speaker 1: and they were just in front of the cool kids.
Speaker 1: Where do you think cool kids hang out in the
Speaker 1: bathroom smoking SIGs? You know, thirteen year old dude, they
Speaker 1: were smoking candy cigarettes for sure. So now it's just
Speaker 1: then and then my mom bumps, our mother bumps into
Speaker 1: the principal, and of course, as our mother is so kind,
Speaker 1: stops to have a thirty minute conversation with this lady,
Speaker 1: and I let it run down my I just can't
Speaker 1: hold it. It starts running down my leg and I
Speaker 1: can see the principal and my mom start like smelling
Speaker 1: a little bit. They're like oh, so they're like I
Speaker 1: think they were even like oh is that me? So
Speaker 1: they're like, okay, well I have a good day, blah blah,
Speaker 1: and we start walking away and I just I go
Speaker 1: on to decorate the halls of this school with me,
Speaker 1: and it's like it's just it's just dripping down my lefe.
Speaker 1: And then we get to the car and I sit
Speaker 1: in it and I'm crying now and our mom is like,
Speaker 1: did you just And she's like I knew it, and
Speaker 1: she let's see, she made me go back and clean
Speaker 1: it off the floor, off the floor. Wow, she maye
Speaker 1: go clean it because I left, uh, because remember I
Speaker 1: was standing next to my mom while she was seeking
Speaker 1: the principal had to go collect it. And then I
Speaker 1: went home and she was Luckily I think she cooled
Speaker 1: off from being angry. It was like, I think it
Speaker 1: was like, I don't want you to have to face
Speaker 1: the embarrassment of going back into school, like I didn't
Speaker 1: have an extra obviously I didn't have no, No, she
Speaker 1: was just pissed I didn't have an extra pair of drawers,
Speaker 1: you know. Then I go back and oh my god, yeah,
Speaker 1: well I still I still want because I got to
Speaker 1: go home for the day. But she was mad at me. Yeah.
Speaker 1: So that's my poof pooping in eighth grade. Story. Next
Speaker 1: year's Maddie on Zoom. What it's going on? Great little story?
Speaker 1: Oh you heard that? Great people will hear that story.
Speaker 8: Well, well, it's great to meet you guys. So for
Speaker 8: my question is I'm getting married, thank you. So we're
Speaker 8: currently in the process of planning our wedding all the things.
Speaker 8: So I want to know from you guys, what's a
Speaker 8: wedding day must have or maybe something we should avoid?
Speaker 8: If you have any regrets?
Speaker 1: Wow, gentlemen, things you must have. It's hard to it's
Speaker 1: hard to pick one thing. Electro lights. Do you drink?
Speaker 7: Yes?
Speaker 8: I do?
Speaker 1: Okay, then electrolts are a very good handy thing. The
Speaker 1: big win is are you having like a like a
Speaker 1: like a reception where everybody says you see everybody before
Speaker 1: the wedding the days before or day before.
Speaker 8: Yeah, we'll do like a welcome party, okay.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's the time you say hi to everyone. Okay,
Speaker 1: because your wedding's for you. Yeah, yeah, you and your
Speaker 1: partner and you want to be able to enjoy that,
Speaker 1: or it becomes literally just a meet and greet. Yeah,
Speaker 1: let me tell you something we know about me. Increase,
Speaker 1: I got I got a hot take. Oh it's it's piping,
Speaker 1: but I gotta say it. It is okay, and it
Speaker 1: should be okay. To encourage your your your friends and
Speaker 1: your family that are going to speak to write some
Speaker 1: things down before they speak. That's a good one. They
Speaker 1: go off the cuff and things get weird. People say,
Speaker 1: if they want to run it past you first, Yes,
Speaker 1: that's also nice. I just think it's it's it's so taboo,
Speaker 1: like everyone's just you should be able to do whatever
Speaker 1: they wants their moment to speak about you. But it's
Speaker 1: okay to be like, hey, I'm asking you to speak,
Speaker 1: and maybe if you just want to write a few
Speaker 1: things down, we can even chat about it beforehand. I
Speaker 1: think that should be okay. Some people are going to disagree,
Speaker 1: and that's okay. You're entitled to your opinion as am. I.
Speaker 1: I love that. That's great. That's a good one. Kevin
Speaker 1: wedding day must have Kevin, you have an ice SLUSI
Speaker 1: whether your wedding. Would you just that? I would? It
Speaker 1: was very fun. We had birthday cake shots or the
Speaker 1: wedding hate shots. So it's a wedding Joey Fatone over there,
Speaker 1: just original shots. He was wedding. Okay, sorry I interrupted,
Speaker 1: It's okay. You know I would say keep your keep
Speaker 1: your doors like locked in the morning on your wedding morning.
Speaker 1: Oh shit, I forgot about that. Oh yeah, this is
Speaker 1: I got woken up by our our our late grandfather
Speaker 1: papa at four, no, three point thirty four am in
Speaker 1: the morning, waking me up in my room. No you're
Speaker 1: now shared room my now? No? No, no. This was
Speaker 1: the night the day of the wedding day. So I
Speaker 1: was like finally asleep after we were hanging out the
Speaker 1: night before, like just finally getting some rest and wake
Speaker 1: you up. I forgot My grandparents gave me and Danielle
Speaker 1: a like a sexy time gift, which is insane that
Speaker 1: Connor came in at four in the morning. I'm pretty
Speaker 1: sure they're like, did you give it? No, they gave
Speaker 1: it to me, that us the night before, and we
Speaker 1: were like great, Like huh, well, I'm just confused. Why
Speaker 1: what was he doing it for in the morning. I
Speaker 1: gotta tell the story. Oh sorry, I'm just trusted. So
Speaker 1: he gave me this gift with our grandmother. You were
Speaker 1: asleep though the night the morning of your wedding, the
Speaker 1: night before. The only one that questions it was yes,
Speaker 1: it was three thirty in the morning. I was up.
Speaker 1: Well you didn't, but we didn't sleep at your wedding.
Speaker 1: I know it was. I was so like, you know, excited,
Speaker 1: I had just fallen asleep taking the cat nap. I
Speaker 1: was like in and out right this episode spews by
Speaker 1: in and out burger. He got to I'm getting woken
Speaker 1: up by Papa, our Jerry Miller, and he just wanted
Speaker 1: to see me. And your grandmother were talking, just making
Speaker 1: sure I do remember this now? Uh did you like
Speaker 1: our gift that we gave you? He felt like, I'm
Speaker 1: so like he was. He felt bad about it because
Speaker 1: they had a big fight because it was like we
Speaker 1: shouldn't give him this inappropriate gift, right, I think I did.
Speaker 1: Me and Danielle didn't quite respond in front of a
Speaker 1: group of people, I think, and I think they took
Speaker 1: it throwly. I don't know exactly. I think maybe they
Speaker 1: probably spun out, spun out and somehow got a key
Speaker 1: to my room, got into my room, woke me up.
Speaker 1: But you know what, Blush, I am so happy that
Speaker 1: he did because I'll have that memory of my grandfather
Speaker 1: on my wedding day. I did not go back to bed.
Speaker 1: So keep you you never thought of so think congratulations,
Speaker 1: the best of luck, good luck next Easton.
Speaker 9: Hey guys, heys, first time listener, first time caller here,
Speaker 9: Joe I know you're online a lot. I just want
Speaker 9: to be honest with me. Please, But you ever watch
Speaker 9: those thirst edits of yourself?
Speaker 1: I make them? All right? Consumption? Is that a making
Speaker 1: mouse watch? Yeah? That is wild. I just told in
Speaker 1: the room our grandfather used to wear that exact watch.
Speaker 1: That's it's a good watch. That's yeah, it's a really
Speaker 1: cool watch. But that's wild and that's beautiful. Thank you.
Speaker 1: I do not make them, but I they come on
Speaker 1: my feet because I like to support fan content. So
Speaker 1: I see them and sometimes I like to interact with them. Well,
Speaker 1: thank you so much. Thank you appreciate it. Lauren, Lauren, Hi, guys,
Speaker 1: what's a go? Good? How are you today?
Speaker 2: Good?
Speaker 6: Thanks for having me?
Speaker 1: Hey Jonas, Hey Jonahs, Hey Jonas. I should say that
Speaker 1: when they call. Oh yeah, that's a good idea.
Speaker 7: Everyone should say that, Jonahs, we say hey you all right?
Speaker 7: My questions for neck, I'm wondering if you have a
Speaker 7: random hill that you're willing to die on? For example,
Speaker 7: minus the dryer sheets. Don't need them.
Speaker 1: They're a meth. I think they shouldn't exist. I don't
Speaker 1: think they do. I think they do. What are they?
Speaker 1: What are they made for? They're made to take down
Speaker 1: the static electricity inside your dryer, so you don't actually
Speaker 1: pull your clothes together. Okay, I made up? Am I right?
Speaker 1: Is a spongy? I thinking about my Hey, Siria, what
Speaker 1: are the dryer seats made for?
Speaker 4: We're giving your time to think.
Speaker 2: The mechanism of a heated seat is built to keep
Speaker 2: your back, thighs and lead.
Speaker 1: Guys, it's a different channel. Hey, Sirien, what are dryer
Speaker 1: sheets made for? Dryer sheets? She wasn't speaking. Dry seats
Speaker 1: are made of non woven Oh the what are they
Speaker 1: made of? Okay? Fuck this all right? Go ahead. I
Speaker 1: think that people should be more aware of their space
Speaker 1: in an elevator. Agreed. And you know, during the pandemic,
Speaker 1: we we had the separation. Everyone was If I get
Speaker 1: an elevator and someone's for no gets right up near me,
Speaker 1: it pisses me the fuck off. And in a way
Speaker 1: I can't even describe it happened yesterday. I was I
Speaker 1: was in a hotel and there's a bunch of people
Speaker 1: there for FIFA. It's a big FIFA conference. And one
Speaker 1: thing that was interesting was all these guys had the
Speaker 1: same uniform. It was a blue, dark blue suit white
Speaker 1: shirt and some sort of like cool sneaker sounds like
Speaker 1: a soccer. That was the first thing that kind of
Speaker 1: like got me feeling a little bit like Larry David
Speaker 1: a little pissed off. Are you all wearing the same thing?
Speaker 1: Maybe they're there. It literally was like a uniform. They
Speaker 1: play enough kind of like walking down like, no, they're
Speaker 1: They're just the exact executives. Executives like a like a
Speaker 1: sneak sneaker. Yeah, like a white cool sneaker. So anyway,
Speaker 1: I get into the elevator and I've got, you know,
Speaker 1: my my suitcase and my other bag, and three people
Speaker 1: get in, but they all decide to stand like like
Speaker 1: too close to me, And I was like, we have
Speaker 1: room awareness? Did you say anything or do you use
Speaker 1: your body to like I did aware? And you both
Speaker 1: know this? When I did, they pay you any mind?
Speaker 1: And they were in their business combos. They were a
Speaker 1: deep in business combos. That's how many floors do you
Speaker 1: have to eleven floors? Yikes? And then I had to say, hey,
Speaker 1: excuse me to get out, excuse me to get out.
Speaker 1: It was blocking the door even when it opened. When
Speaker 1: that's like common, that's pretty good if there's a positive
Speaker 1: hill to die on. I think most people would agree
Speaker 1: with that. I don't think it's technically one that I
Speaker 1: think you probably have a couple of a lot of people
Speaker 1: would disagree with. Yeah, well what like what hmmm? While
Speaker 1: you're thinking on that. I think it's true that I
Speaker 1: could be wrong. I think it's actually illegal to talk
Speaker 1: to a stranger in an elevator in New York. There's
Speaker 1: there's some like it's a law like that, it's a
Speaker 1: weird law. What Yeah, I think that's the thing. You
Speaker 1: could look it up. It could be wrong with the
Speaker 1: wrong state. But like, there's a law where you're not
Speaker 1: allowed to talk to a stranger in an elevator. Oh,
Speaker 1: I got I got one a hill to die Every
Speaker 1: restaurant should serve breakfast all day one hundred percent, especially
Speaker 1: in a hotel. They go, oh, yeah, we're stop, we
Speaker 1: stop serving at eleven at a hotel. I'm sorry, I
Speaker 1: just woke up. And you should be able to drink
Speaker 1: at an airport at any time. You can do that, amen,
Speaker 1: because you don't know where that and you can't judge
Speaker 1: anybody as I'm saying. If you see where I'm from
Speaker 1: having it, you don't know where they came from. These
Speaker 1: are my hills to don. I would also say, if
Speaker 1: you can, here's why I think this should be passed. Yeah,
Speaker 1: when Kevin becomes new Jersey governor and then you eventually
Speaker 1: become the president, is what we should do. Nope, we
Speaker 1: should get it passed that if you can recite the
Speaker 1: entire flight safety briefing, you never have to hear one
Speaker 1: over again. You do like a reup, like it's your
Speaker 1: driver's license, it does expire, like you have severification. You're like, no,
Speaker 1: I'm certified. If you can any show it, You're like,
Speaker 1: all right, good, go back to watching your show. All right.
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Speaker 1: Right out of the thing, Kevin's personal cell is. You
Speaker 1: know when someone sends me an email, said a text,
Speaker 1: it kind of stressed me out, you know, like a
Speaker 1: person and you're having your inn circle. You can put
Speaker 1: email from someone instead of a text and it feels
Speaker 1: more like, oh, there's a problem. And then they rate
Speaker 1: in the email. If it's easier to contact you, you
Speaker 1: can just text me, and then they give you a
Speaker 1: number to give you the anxiety push of like how
Speaker 1: about this. You haven't responded in twenty four fucking hours.
Speaker 1: The bottom of the email says, so from my iPhone,
Speaker 1: Like I know you have another They just do that.
Speaker 1: It's in the they just do that now, guys. Beyond
Speaker 1: all of that. Someone leaving a voicemail. Oh, I got
Speaker 1: him from Dad. I get a dad one and it's
Speaker 1: just home man. Yeah, Kevin, I feel have a minute
Speaker 1: to check get I have to Jimmy call back. It's like,
Speaker 1: oh God, who died. Yeah, he just just called me.
Speaker 1: Actually I have to call him, not right now, but
Speaker 1: like he just it's he's got the key always. He
Speaker 1: says bye bye at the end of let's se if
Speaker 1: he says bye bye, it's so cute. Ready, m if
Speaker 1: you can give me a phone call. But if you're
Speaker 1: doing well, love you so much, talk to you in
Speaker 1: a bit, by bye bye bye. I didn't even know
Speaker 1: that this does not sound like someone passed away. Yep, yeah,
Speaker 1: every time, Oh God, okay, bye bye bye bye. I
Speaker 1: can't grab you.