1 00:00:01,360 --> 00:00:03,480 Speaker 1: Coming up at the top of the hour, right about 2 00:00:03,520 --> 00:00:06,000 Speaker 1: four minutes after. It's my strawberry letter for it today 3 00:00:06,080 --> 00:00:11,639 Speaker 1: the subject my girl is wild and Free. We'll get 4 00:00:11,640 --> 00:00:14,400 Speaker 1: into that. Yeah, well yeah, I wait till you hear it. 5 00:00:14,680 --> 00:00:16,920 Speaker 1: We'll get into that in just a few But right 6 00:00:16,960 --> 00:00:19,960 Speaker 1: now the nephew is here with today's prank phone call. 7 00:00:20,760 --> 00:00:27,360 Speaker 1: What you got now, baby chick? Baby? Yeah? What a 8 00:00:27,480 --> 00:00:32,599 Speaker 1: baby ship, baby chick? Watch where I'm going watching make 9 00:00:32,640 --> 00:00:35,760 Speaker 1: a hard left. Let's go cat out, baby check. I'm 10 00:00:35,800 --> 00:00:39,760 Speaker 1: trying to reach warn the manage hut for one second place, 11 00:00:40,080 --> 00:00:43,320 Speaker 1: which is calling help you. Yeah, you are you the 12 00:00:43,400 --> 00:00:48,440 Speaker 1: manager there? Yes, sir, your main warnt. Okay, I need 13 00:00:48,440 --> 00:00:51,240 Speaker 1: to actually file a lawsuit on y'all, And I'm actually 14 00:00:51,280 --> 00:00:53,720 Speaker 1: calling you first to let you know that I'm getting 15 00:00:53,720 --> 00:00:56,440 Speaker 1: ready to file a lawsuit on the whole grocery store 16 00:00:57,360 --> 00:01:00,520 Speaker 1: for what did happened to me? So I'm let me 17 00:01:00,560 --> 00:01:03,160 Speaker 1: get the hold on a second. So let me do this. 18 00:01:03,400 --> 00:01:05,039 Speaker 1: Let me let me have what what did you say? 19 00:01:05,080 --> 00:01:08,760 Speaker 1: Your name was? My name is Evans. Evans is my name? 20 00:01:09,680 --> 00:01:11,440 Speaker 1: So Evans is your last name? Let me let me 21 00:01:11,480 --> 00:01:14,960 Speaker 1: write this down. And you came into my store? Did 22 00:01:14,959 --> 00:01:17,320 Speaker 1: you have an accident my store or something. I'm not. 23 00:01:17,360 --> 00:01:19,040 Speaker 1: You just have to show what you're calling about. I 24 00:01:19,840 --> 00:01:22,160 Speaker 1: had no accident. What appum was? I came in there 25 00:01:22,240 --> 00:01:25,240 Speaker 1: yesterday and I bought a bunch of grocers and I 26 00:01:25,280 --> 00:01:27,720 Speaker 1: bought a card in the eggs right now. When I 27 00:01:27,800 --> 00:01:30,720 Speaker 1: got home, I was checking to make sure the eggs 28 00:01:30,720 --> 00:01:33,479 Speaker 1: didn't didn't break on the way home. When I got home, 29 00:01:33,959 --> 00:01:37,200 Speaker 1: it was a baby chicken inside the egg cardon Man, 30 00:01:37,520 --> 00:01:40,080 Speaker 1: one of the eggs had it had hatched, and got 31 00:01:40,120 --> 00:01:42,480 Speaker 1: my kids traumatized. And now they don't even want to 32 00:01:42,480 --> 00:01:44,960 Speaker 1: eat breakfast or nothing around here because it's a baby 33 00:01:45,040 --> 00:01:51,240 Speaker 1: chick inside caught the eggs. That don't make no sense. Man, Um, 34 00:01:51,280 --> 00:01:53,720 Speaker 1: I don't mean to uh let me so you tell 35 00:01:53,760 --> 00:01:56,919 Speaker 1: me it was a chicken, a baby chicken, actual chicken, 36 00:01:57,000 --> 00:02:00,680 Speaker 1: and a baby chick inside the cart in the eggs man, 37 00:02:01,040 --> 00:02:03,560 Speaker 1: and you got my kids traumatized. Man, don't know body 38 00:02:03,600 --> 00:02:07,200 Speaker 1: what got eggs If you're just the curse, if you're 39 00:02:07,240 --> 00:02:11,200 Speaker 1: just calmed there for one second, listen, um, what I 40 00:02:11,280 --> 00:02:14,520 Speaker 1: told y'all put that chicken down in there. Put it down. 41 00:02:14,560 --> 00:02:18,000 Speaker 1: It might have ray bat say what, I don't even 42 00:02:18,000 --> 00:02:21,040 Speaker 1: think that that's possible. First of all, if you had 43 00:02:21,520 --> 00:02:23,600 Speaker 1: any idea how this thing comes from the farm to 44 00:02:23,680 --> 00:02:28,280 Speaker 1: the store, it is they go over these eggs countless 45 00:02:28,280 --> 00:02:31,359 Speaker 1: summer times, and the temperature and the frazer. First of all, 46 00:02:31,560 --> 00:02:34,919 Speaker 1: wasn't even allow for chicken to be alive if you 47 00:02:35,000 --> 00:02:36,560 Speaker 1: had a baby. I don't know I did this one, 48 00:02:36,919 --> 00:02:40,960 Speaker 1: this one. I don't know how this one got tasked 49 00:02:41,000 --> 00:02:44,040 Speaker 1: the system. Okay, But what I do know is we 50 00:02:44,160 --> 00:02:48,359 Speaker 1: got a baby chick over here running around because y'all 51 00:02:48,520 --> 00:02:50,600 Speaker 1: so ain't doing what y'all supposed to do. Man, and 52 00:02:50,639 --> 00:02:53,079 Speaker 1: I got it, and now my kids are traumatized behind this. 53 00:02:53,480 --> 00:02:55,080 Speaker 1: When did you say you were in here? So I 54 00:02:55,160 --> 00:02:58,200 Speaker 1: was in there yesterday. I bought the eggs yesterday, man, 55 00:02:59,360 --> 00:03:02,880 Speaker 1: down here at Elm Tree, Yes, I bought him except 56 00:03:02,919 --> 00:03:06,600 Speaker 1: the grocery stove. I sure did. Okay, let's do this. 57 00:03:06,639 --> 00:03:09,440 Speaker 1: Why don't you bring me eggs into me and the chick. 58 00:03:10,040 --> 00:03:13,520 Speaker 1: You want me to transport a baby chick back to 59 00:03:13,639 --> 00:03:17,160 Speaker 1: the grocery store, I ought my Look, we already traumatized 60 00:03:17,240 --> 00:03:19,919 Speaker 1: over here, already behind this dog boned baby chick. Man, 61 00:03:20,440 --> 00:03:23,840 Speaker 1: I'm not I'm not exactly sure what you're trying to 62 00:03:23,880 --> 00:03:27,239 Speaker 1: pull here, but I just don't. I don't think that. 63 00:03:27,440 --> 00:03:29,960 Speaker 1: First of all, any any of our common sense will 64 00:03:30,000 --> 00:03:32,680 Speaker 1: tell you that that's not possible. First of all, you 65 00:03:32,720 --> 00:03:35,320 Speaker 1: can't have a baby chick living in a in a 66 00:03:35,880 --> 00:03:38,720 Speaker 1: a dozen eggs. There is no possible way that this 67 00:03:39,160 --> 00:03:42,880 Speaker 1: the temperature and my freezers are right above freezing. There's 68 00:03:42,880 --> 00:03:45,880 Speaker 1: no chickens or fragile creature in the first place. You 69 00:03:45,920 --> 00:03:48,960 Speaker 1: can't have a little bird is not gonna survive the 70 00:03:49,080 --> 00:03:53,080 Speaker 1: transport from the farm to the factory to my store. 71 00:03:54,000 --> 00:03:58,360 Speaker 1: I'm not look, hey, hey, hey, I'm not gonna go 72 00:03:58,400 --> 00:04:01,080 Speaker 1: back and forth, but you remember, but all shoot you by. 73 00:04:01,200 --> 00:04:03,520 Speaker 1: If you want to bring me a dozen eggs, bring 74 00:04:03,560 --> 00:04:05,760 Speaker 1: the dozen eggs in. If you can catch the chick, 75 00:04:06,120 --> 00:04:08,280 Speaker 1: catch the chick. Hey, man, you cave. You're you're supposed 76 00:04:08,320 --> 00:04:10,000 Speaker 1: to be the manage. You're not supposed to talk to 77 00:04:10,040 --> 00:04:12,000 Speaker 1: me like this, so I've been. I don't tell you 78 00:04:12,400 --> 00:04:14,560 Speaker 1: as politely as possible. If you want to bring in 79 00:04:14,920 --> 00:04:18,680 Speaker 1: the lemon eggs and a chick, I will gladly refront 80 00:04:18,760 --> 00:04:21,040 Speaker 1: your money, give you another car, that's whatever you want 81 00:04:21,040 --> 00:04:23,280 Speaker 1: to do. But I'm not don't even want Tonna happen, 82 00:04:23,320 --> 00:04:26,479 Speaker 1: but I'm got all a lawsuit because y'all to traumatize me, 83 00:04:26,720 --> 00:04:29,960 Speaker 1: and like she s, listen right, let's just bring this 84 00:04:30,040 --> 00:04:36,960 Speaker 1: time a lawsuit, sir. It over a dozen eggs, dozen 85 00:04:37,040 --> 00:04:40,039 Speaker 1: eggs that got a baby chick in it. Man, But 86 00:04:40,240 --> 00:04:42,760 Speaker 1: let me get your phone number as some information, and 87 00:04:42,880 --> 00:04:46,080 Speaker 1: I will talk to my manager and we will figure 88 00:04:46,120 --> 00:04:48,000 Speaker 1: this thing out for you, because I just I just 89 00:04:48,040 --> 00:04:51,120 Speaker 1: don't believe that this would be possible. I just I 90 00:04:51,160 --> 00:04:55,080 Speaker 1: don't understand how you would have a chick let him, 91 00:04:55,160 --> 00:04:58,080 Speaker 1: let just leave him over that, don't touch the chicken. 92 00:04:58,920 --> 00:05:01,159 Speaker 1: I just don't believe that this could possibly be happy. 93 00:05:01,240 --> 00:05:04,560 Speaker 1: So this is just unbelievable, me even getting this fun. 94 00:05:05,080 --> 00:05:07,440 Speaker 1: So I don't have time to go back and floth 95 00:05:07,520 --> 00:05:11,200 Speaker 1: with you about haying something happened. All I know is it. 96 00:05:11,360 --> 00:05:14,599 Speaker 1: Maybe it's some fluke accident, Okay, but it happens. My 97 00:05:14,760 --> 00:05:18,120 Speaker 1: kids are over here playing with a baby chick, and 98 00:05:18,880 --> 00:05:20,680 Speaker 1: I'm trauma ta. I don't even want to ever have 99 00:05:20,760 --> 00:05:23,839 Speaker 1: preckman up again. And I'm gonna to make show. I 100 00:05:23,960 --> 00:05:27,680 Speaker 1: file a lawsuit on your show, and your show me, 101 00:05:28,440 --> 00:05:30,880 Speaker 1: I don't decided anything to do with me. I didn't 102 00:05:30,920 --> 00:05:34,600 Speaker 1: do anything, uh except coming to rug today. You understand 103 00:05:34,600 --> 00:05:36,680 Speaker 1: what I'm saying. If you want to follow off things, 104 00:05:37,160 --> 00:05:40,480 Speaker 1: I'm gonna found a lawsuit. I'm throwing on the grocery stove, 105 00:05:40,720 --> 00:05:43,400 Speaker 1: and I'm founding a lawsuit on the manager war. And 106 00:05:43,720 --> 00:05:46,919 Speaker 1: which is your for giving me a hard time about 107 00:05:46,920 --> 00:05:49,279 Speaker 1: what I'm telling you don't happen. I may even got 108 00:05:49,320 --> 00:05:51,080 Speaker 1: a hard time one of me like you're saying. I'm 109 00:05:51,080 --> 00:05:53,160 Speaker 1: saying you are a hard time to come down here, 110 00:05:53,279 --> 00:05:56,640 Speaker 1: that I'm bringing the bag down here, and I'm bringing 111 00:05:56,640 --> 00:06:00,320 Speaker 1: that baby chick that back up down there. I'm bright it, 112 00:06:00,440 --> 00:06:02,279 Speaker 1: all of it. What poofs is? I'd like to see it. 113 00:06:03,160 --> 00:06:04,920 Speaker 1: How much did you pay for those days? I paid 114 00:06:04,960 --> 00:06:06,560 Speaker 1: my two dollar and it ain't blown how much I 115 00:06:06,680 --> 00:06:09,520 Speaker 1: paid for the edge? That's what you have trauma times. Yeah, 116 00:06:09,520 --> 00:06:11,400 Speaker 1: because I don't give you just got much back. And 117 00:06:12,040 --> 00:06:14,039 Speaker 1: when you do, you know what I'm saying, I don't 118 00:06:14,080 --> 00:06:17,080 Speaker 1: give it. I'm got cut this out here lines le 119 00:06:17,160 --> 00:06:20,400 Speaker 1: gentimate people online senses and not something drop from the 120 00:06:20,400 --> 00:06:23,479 Speaker 1: telephone telling about some chicken and a glebbing head. Okay, 121 00:06:23,480 --> 00:06:25,599 Speaker 1: well let me let me tell you this too. Do 122 00:06:25,680 --> 00:06:31,320 Speaker 1: you have a guy that works at the checkout name Tylerant. Yeah, okay, Tyan, 123 00:06:31,600 --> 00:06:34,160 Speaker 1: got me to break phone call you. This is nephew 124 00:06:34,240 --> 00:06:37,960 Speaker 1: Tommy from the Steve Hobby Morning Show. One. You just 125 00:06:38,120 --> 00:06:50,320 Speaker 1: gotta pray what you childn me a look, man, how 126 00:06:50,360 --> 00:06:53,680 Speaker 1: need even come out with chicken? Chicken is going through 127 00:06:53,800 --> 00:06:57,599 Speaker 1: egg man? Man, I'm like, I played dolls. Have people 128 00:06:57,600 --> 00:06:59,599 Speaker 1: looking at me in this story? I'm crazy? Hey one, 129 00:06:59,680 --> 00:07:02,240 Speaker 1: I got to ask you, man, what is it? The 130 00:07:02,279 --> 00:07:06,400 Speaker 1: baddest that, I mean, the baddest radio show in the land. Man, 131 00:07:06,839 --> 00:07:12,160 Speaker 1: the Steve Harvey wanted show you check out god Tyrant, 132 00:07:12,280 --> 00:07:14,640 Speaker 1: he got you bad. Yeah, I'm gonna get in too. 133 00:07:14,680 --> 00:07:16,440 Speaker 1: I'm gonna put them back and play this. I'm gonna 134 00:07:16,440 --> 00:07:24,280 Speaker 1: take it off the register. Get him stacking. Huh his 135 00:07:24,440 --> 00:07:35,240 Speaker 1: nephew something baby, the kids that baby down down It 136 00:07:35,400 --> 00:07:41,280 Speaker 1: might have brabies. Don't make me come back there now. 137 00:07:47,320 --> 00:07:49,080 Speaker 1: Let me drop this date on a real quick jake. 138 00:07:49,160 --> 00:07:52,800 Speaker 1: This is the Music Hall, Detroit, Michigan. The nephew is 139 00:07:52,800 --> 00:07:56,600 Speaker 1: coming after October the sixteenth, Baby. October sixteenth is the 140 00:07:56,600 --> 00:08:00,400 Speaker 1: sweet day, the sweetest day comedy take over down because 141 00:08:00,440 --> 00:08:03,040 Speaker 1: in the building Rodney Perry and the building Tommy David's 142 00:08:03,360 --> 00:08:06,240 Speaker 1: a legend in the building, God Tory, that's my boy 143 00:08:06,240 --> 00:08:09,040 Speaker 1: and my rider died in the Building. Hosted by Yours 144 00:08:09,040 --> 00:08:12,440 Speaker 1: truly nephew Tommy. Tickets on sale right now Music Hall, 145 00:08:12,600 --> 00:08:18,760 Speaker 1: October sixteat Saturday night, Detroit, Michigan, Sweetest Stage. I saw 146 00:08:18,880 --> 00:08:24,880 Speaker 1: comedy that we've seen at We've been at the Phoe coming. 147 00:08:25,280 --> 00:08:32,679 Speaker 1: Come on clean, let's come out, Yes, sir, back on stage, man. 148 00:08:32,800 --> 00:08:38,160 Speaker 1: I'm excited and feel good to be really good man, 149 00:08:38,480 --> 00:08:40,360 Speaker 1: get back on that stage. I hope we don't have 150 00:08:40,440 --> 00:08:42,640 Speaker 1: to go through the drought we went through ever again. 151 00:08:44,679 --> 00:08:48,280 Speaker 1: It took me two shows. It took me two shows. 152 00:08:49,760 --> 00:08:51,480 Speaker 1: Y'all know what to do with yourself when you're on stage? 153 00:08:51,520 --> 00:08:52,719 Speaker 1: Do you know what to do with yourself when you 154 00:08:52,800 --> 00:08:59,800 Speaker 1: and I don't snake? No wrong pace in the floor? Yeah, shoo, 155 00:09:00,559 --> 00:09:05,480 Speaker 1: thank you? Counter before I'm wiping and counters now I 156 00:09:05,520 --> 00:09:07,040 Speaker 1: can tell you what you do? All right? Thank you? 157 00:09:07,160 --> 00:09:12,440 Speaker 1: Next you coming the next Strawberry letter subject my girl 158 00:09:12,600 --> 00:09:15,439 Speaker 1: is wild and Free. We'll get into it right after this. 159 00:09:16,120 --> 00:09:18,800 Speaker 1: You're listening to the Stave Harvey Morning Show.