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Speaker 1: Podcast starts. Now, what is up everyone? Welcome to Stradia

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Speaker 1: Lab today. We are doing that time thing. You know,

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Speaker 1: is that time thing? It's such deep lore.

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Speaker 2: I'm like, do people know that time thing?

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Speaker 1: For people who don't know that time thing? Is when

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Speaker 1: we when we play with time, we sort of gret

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Speaker 1: a girl way little women, We put the intro, We

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Speaker 1: record the intro after we've recorded the episode, you.

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Speaker 2: Know, when we do this, which is rare, I would

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Speaker 2: say we've done it maybe like certainly under ten times

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Speaker 2: the entire time we've done this podcast. This is something

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Speaker 2: that many people do by default, you know, because they

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Speaker 2: respect their guests and don't want them sitting there staring

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Speaker 2: at them while they talk to one another. That's it's

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Speaker 2: a common thing for other podcasters to respect their guests.

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Speaker 2: It's something that I can't really relate to.

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Speaker 1: No. I hear about that, and I get sad.

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Speaker 2: Often we will even have guests request, hey, can you

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Speaker 2: know I'm on a time crunch? Can we maybe not

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Speaker 2: do the part where you talk without speaking to me?

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Speaker 2: And we say, well, that's sort of how we do

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Speaker 2: things around here.

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Speaker 1: Well, it's just like, how will they how would they

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Speaker 1: ever understand the tone? Yeah, if they don't. Also, we

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Speaker 1: want to give them a little m O something to

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Speaker 1: talk about when they join the call.

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Speaker 2: I think it's a thank you, it's I think it's

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Speaker 2: a gift to the guest.

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Speaker 1: And it's sort of like, so, if you don't want

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Speaker 1: us to.

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Speaker 2: Do this, you don't care about the podcast being good,

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Speaker 2: so you don't care about what you're walking with.

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Speaker 1: So you want us to fail, so you want yourself

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Speaker 1: to fail.

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Speaker 2: So you want this to be sort of like a

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Speaker 2: Q and A with a filmmaker without watching the film.

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Speaker 1: Oh okay, well that's unethical.

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Speaker 2: That doesn't make any sense. That would never fly at

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Speaker 2: the New York Film Festival, Toronto Film Festival, can I've

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Speaker 2: never seen that happen before. And maybe it would fly

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Speaker 2: at south By Southwest that oh tarely they're barely showing films.

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Speaker 2: It's mostly advertisements for you energy drinks. And then Pharrell

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Speaker 2: is there and he's like, you know, I just want

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Speaker 2: everyone to love each other. And then and then you know,

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Speaker 2: they make that into a little clip.

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Speaker 1: Bailing on the bit.

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Speaker 2: But the point is, no, I actually think I landed

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Speaker 2: that plane because they do make it into a little clip.

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Speaker 1: That's true. They do make it into a little clip.

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Speaker 2: I The time thing always makes me think, you know,

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Speaker 2: it's so hard for us to do the time thing

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Speaker 2: because we are not used to it, and because we

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Speaker 2: like things to be linear. But then it makes you think,

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Speaker 2: guess what, you know, who does that time thing all

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Speaker 2: the time? Film actors. The fact that like, I don't know,

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Speaker 2: Kristin Stewart is out there shooting love lies bleeding completely

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Speaker 2: out of order, well that's just the default, and you

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Speaker 2: have to walk in and you have to tell the director,

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Speaker 2: so can you remind me again, what did my character

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Speaker 2: just do?

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Speaker 1: I find that to be one of the scariest parts

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Speaker 1: about film acting is I'm like, no, no, no, film

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Speaker 1: it and order like and that's the default.

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Speaker 2: It's not like, oh, yes, when it's an especially tough shoot,

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Speaker 2: we have to film it out of order.

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Speaker 1: That is literally the default. No, they're like, we film

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Speaker 1: the end because that was like gonna be the most

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Speaker 1: physically taxing, and.

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Speaker 2: Yes, and the end is where you're you're you've been

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Speaker 2: stranded on an island for a full five days and

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Speaker 2: you have to look relieved and you have to do

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Speaker 1: You know what this is acting is literally going like POV.

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Speaker 1: You are like stranded on island and you are dying

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Speaker 1: and you are blank, and it's like, okay, I'm making

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Speaker 1: that's I say.

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Speaker 2: So, this is why I always I understand why people

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Speaker 2: say stage acting is harder. Obviously I get it. However,

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Speaker 2: to play Devil's advocate like you are doing things in order,

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Speaker 2: you're doing things. You're doing things in order, You're not

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Speaker 2: wearing any kind of like green screen suit with the

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Speaker 2: little beads on it. You are always acting with other

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Speaker 1: I don't know.

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Speaker 2: It sounds pretty easy to me. It sounds like living

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Speaker 1: Stag Jesting is actually the easiest thing ever.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, that's why. That's why you don't get paid anything

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Speaker 1: So I love Also, this is both that time thing

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Speaker 1: and I also call this marining because oh yes, I

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Speaker 1: loved me. We get to record the episode and then

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Speaker 1: get to sort of be like, so this episode with

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Speaker 1: Lisa Traeger was actually really awesome. Lie's a great comedian.

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Speaker 2: She has a new Netflix special coming out. It's called

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Speaker 2: night Owl.

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Speaker 1: You know, I've been aware of a shit for a

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Speaker 1: while now. It was really awesome to get to sit

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Speaker 1: down with her.

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Speaker 2: I opened for Lisa once in Philly. That was a

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Speaker 2: crazy show. Nineteen ninety seven. The Lewinsky scandal was roiling.

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Speaker 2: Oh you know, I had She did an entire set

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Speaker 1: But that being said, you know, to be honest, George,

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Speaker 1: I'm self conscious about this episode because I felt like

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Speaker 1: it's that classic thing of when one person's in LA

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Speaker 1: and two people are in New York and I was like, damn,

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Speaker 2: And I felt the same way about the next one

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Speaker 2: we recorded. It's it's tough, but you know what this

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Speaker 2: is sort of I would say, similar to that time thing,

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Speaker 2: this is yours. This is the difference between in person podcasting,

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Speaker 2: which is of course stage acting, and zoom podcasting, which

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Speaker 2: is film acting.

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Speaker 1: WHOA, Now we're getting somewhere.

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Speaker 2: Because for you what Lisa and I are are animatronic.

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Speaker 2: We are like, who's the guy that does them?

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Speaker 1: That?

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Speaker 2: That is Gallum and the monkey?

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Speaker 1: Oh my god? You know no, of course I know

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Speaker 1: how am I for gonna use Andy Cirkis, Yes, thank you.

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Speaker 2: Basically, Lisa and I might as well be Andy Circus

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Speaker 2: in a full green screen onesie, because you have to

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Speaker 2: pretend that we're there in the room with you. You're acting

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Speaker 2: against nothing, you're basically Zoe Saldana in Avatar.

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Speaker 1: Yeah. No, you're so right. I mean what we just

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Speaker 2: And by the way, speak of Zoey Saldania. You know,

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Speaker 2: it's like she's like, oh, I wanted to be challenged,

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Speaker 2: so I did, Amelia Prez. You know what's challenging? Acting

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Speaker 1: It's very confusing. I'm sort of like, what do you

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Speaker 1: think is challenging? Our priorities are all mixed up. I

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Speaker 1: and it's like, doesn't sound that difficult.

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Speaker 2: Doesn't sound that difficult? You know what is difficult? Playing

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Speaker 2: Captain America?

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Speaker 1: That's hard that it.

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Speaker 2: Is much more difficult.

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Speaker 1: That's a fake guy that you have to make seem

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Speaker 2: So fake because and actually I think that's why it's

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Speaker 2: it's actually harder for everyone. I want Chris Evans to

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Speaker 2: the way that they have to pain Zoe's Aldonia green

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Speaker 2: Those movies what are they called?

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Speaker 1: The Marvel the Avengers.

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Speaker 2: The Avengers, Yes, Guardians of the Galaxy is what I'm

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Speaker 2: is what I was.

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Speaker 1: Oh, there you go.

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Speaker 2: I know that I know what Marvel is, but I

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Speaker 1: A part of. Got It, got It, got It, got It,

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Speaker 2: I'm in a sort of prose always tell Donya moment

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Speaker 1: I completely agree. I'm in a pro z always hell

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Speaker 1: Donya moment as well. I feel wrongly accused of not being.

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Speaker 2: Pros Okay, okay, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.

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Speaker 1: You know why.

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Speaker 2: It's because we're zooming, so I actually legitimately can't see

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Speaker 1: Yeah, well no, I actually do stand her, and and

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Speaker 1: watch Amelia Perez.

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Speaker 2: You know, here's the thing with Amelia Prez. It's not

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Speaker 2: Also, I think I think Zoe Saldonna and the main

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Speaker 1: Why not?

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Speaker 2: Obviously they don't deserve them. The people that deserve them

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Speaker 2: in Hard Truths. But of course, America literally hates films

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Speaker 2: an anti humanist culture. So sure give it to Amelia Apparents.

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Speaker 1: I was pretty surprised, especially like Challengers not getting anything insane.

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Speaker 1: I was like, what the hell, I'm just I'm lost.

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Speaker 1: You know, this industry it breaks you down over and

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Speaker 2: But I must say, you know, I think in a

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Speaker 2: think even if I didn't like many of them movies nominated,

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Speaker 1: That's true.

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Speaker 2: I'm sort of like, Okay, well, at least we're not

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Speaker 2: awarding the King Speech Theory of Everything and Green Book

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Speaker 2: like it's we're actually sort of casting a wider net.

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Speaker 2: And yes I didn't love Amelia Perez, but it is

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Speaker 2: ultimately like a crazy operatic musical pens It's so good,

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Speaker 2: and even the brutalist I'm like, okay, great, So this

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Speaker 2: and it's not even about a real person, and it's

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Speaker 2: an original screenplay.

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Speaker 1: Sure, sure, I think we should wrap up. Actually, let's

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Speaker 1: do it.

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Speaker 2: Basically, Please welcome Lesa Traker.

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Speaker 1: Basically, please welcome Le's a Trager.

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Speaker 2: Please welcome Lisa Trager.

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Speaker 3: Yes, it is the number one podcast in my heart

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Speaker 3: and the hearts of all your listeners.

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Speaker 2: Why can I just say your hair looks incredible? Did

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Speaker 2: you just get a blowout?

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Speaker 3: Thank you? I got a I've been this is a

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Speaker 3: That is no, this is a it's and I'm get

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm like letting you know what's up with society.

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Speaker 3: I'm not even talking like a little tripod. I'm talking

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Speaker 2: We met someone in San francs or not met. Our

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Speaker 3: The clips are good, it's just like it is a

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Speaker 3: It's different genders, different genders, that's kind of yeah, comedians

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Speaker 3: I'm just saying, yeah, but I got you know, I got.

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Speaker 2: To want You're in a long you want a long

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Speaker 3: Yes, wow, I'd be like if I can get If

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Speaker 3: This is what I've been doing on the podcast, where

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Speaker 3: Did you guys see the movie American Fiction?

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Speaker 1: Yeah?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I had a moment like that where, you know,

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Speaker 3: I'm gonna go with night Owl. And they go, oh,

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Speaker 3: I couldn't believe.

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Speaker 2: I mean, dumb bitch would have been would have done?

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Speaker 1: Really? I mean unfortunately it does draw you in.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, it does draw me in. It's just I talk

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Speaker 2: You know, women would like reclaim bitch. Gay guys would

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Speaker 1: Yeah. I also think it's gotten so so lazy, where

442
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Speaker 1: like someone will be like, you're dressed badly, and then

443
00:19:05,000 --> 00:19:06,760
Speaker 1: that person will put out a T shirt that says

444
00:19:06,800 --> 00:19:09,679
Speaker 1: like I'm dressed badly, and it's like, no, no, you

445
00:19:09,720 --> 00:19:13,240
Speaker 1: can't reclaim every like insult, like I have to let

446
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Speaker 1: it rest.

447
00:19:14,320 --> 00:19:17,800
Speaker 2: Nasty women unfortunately ruined reclamation.

448
00:19:17,640 --> 00:19:22,160
Speaker 1: Nasty women and like bag dolables, deplorables. That's it. That's it.

449
00:19:22,440 --> 00:19:27,760
Speaker 2: I think that nasty women and deplorables became so confusingly

450
00:19:27,920 --> 00:19:31,320
Speaker 2: coded that it broke people's brains. And now you can't

451
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Speaker 2: you can't reclaim dumb bitch.

452
00:19:32,960 --> 00:19:33,040
Speaker 1: No.

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Speaker 3: That's the thing. Like if people respected women, I could

454
00:19:35,480 --> 00:19:38,159
Speaker 3: be like, huh, I'm a dumb bitch. But I can't

455
00:19:38,280 --> 00:19:42,120
Speaker 3: do that because people most society don't think that women

456
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Speaker 3: are human. Yes, so that's the thing. I wish I

457
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Speaker 3: could have fun, but.

458
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Speaker 2: I have fun is bad fun as legal. There's been

459
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Speaker 2: an executive order.

460
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Speaker 3: We could have fun together, but we can't let the

461
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Speaker 3: other people have fun on our ship.

462
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Speaker 1: But here's the thing.

463
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Speaker 2: Because of the ecosystem of our media environment, there's no

464
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Speaker 2: we in them. Anything you say is a clip that

465
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Speaker 2: will then be seen by a right wing in so

466
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Speaker 2: and then they will be.

467
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Speaker 3: Like, oh, she's a dumb bitch. Yeah, she's the dumb

468
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Speaker 3: bitch and she knows it.

469
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Speaker 1: Sam. What were you saying well about this like reclaiming

470
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Speaker 1: insults and stuff. Have you heard about like digital Munchausen. Yes,

471
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Speaker 1: I've been like obsessed with this concept where people are creating.

472
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Speaker 2: I know there was that New York mag story where

473
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Speaker 2: this girl was being cyberbullied and it turns out it

474
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Speaker 2: was her mother.

475
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Speaker 1: I read this whole story and that's where I learned

476
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Speaker 1: about digital Munchausen. And so people will create like bullies

477
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Speaker 1: for themselves online and bully themselves so they can be

478
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Speaker 1: like someone called me a dumb bitch. Now I can

479
00:20:40,080 --> 00:20:42,399
Speaker 1: be like post a screenshot and be like, look at

480
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Speaker 1: what's happening in my DMS. I am a dumb bitch

481
00:20:44,920 --> 00:20:48,640
Speaker 1: and I'm proud of it. Like totally, it's this whole cycle.

482
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Speaker 2: I think this is I'm sorry to bring generations into it,

483
00:20:51,480 --> 00:20:53,359
Speaker 2: but I actually think it's a very millennial thing to

484
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Speaker 2: be like to fetishize being persecuted online, and it's sort

485
00:21:00,280 --> 00:21:02,400
Speaker 2: of like, okay, why not cut out the middleman, I'll

486
00:21:02,440 --> 00:21:05,200
Speaker 2: do the persecution myself immediately. I have a t shirt line.

487
00:21:05,920 --> 00:21:09,119
Speaker 1: Well, there was that like Gia Tolentino article about like

488
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Speaker 1: how or essay about how, Like that's literally how you

489
00:21:12,760 --> 00:21:15,119
Speaker 1: succeed now is if you like, if you get enough

490
00:21:15,160 --> 00:21:16,960
Speaker 1: people to hate you, then you can like come back

491
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Speaker 1: from the hate and then people will support you double

492
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Speaker 1: and it's just like a it's almost like a little

493
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Speaker 1: engine to keep your name up.

494
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Speaker 2: I think that's literally why we haven't reached We've Sam

495
00:21:28,800 --> 00:21:31,400
Speaker 2: and I have not reached the next echelon of success

496
00:21:31,480 --> 00:21:35,000
Speaker 2: is because we don't have enough haters. And I'm not kidding, no.

497
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Speaker 3: You both are just like so smart and cute. I

498
00:21:37,720 --> 00:21:42,280
Speaker 3: like it's tough, so funny, great games. Yeah, what is

499
00:21:42,320 --> 00:21:45,080
Speaker 3: there to hate. I mean, I think it's because if

500
00:21:45,119 --> 00:21:47,639
Speaker 3: your podcast was called Gaytio Lab, you'd get the hate.

501
00:21:48,119 --> 00:21:50,320
Speaker 3: People might not. People might not get it in thinker

502
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Speaker 3: straight and then they like it.

503
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Speaker 2: But I think the fact that we're quote unquote making

504
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Speaker 2: fun of straight culture, which by the way, we're not

505
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Speaker 2: celebrating it obviously if someone, if someone didn't get the

506
00:22:00,600 --> 00:22:03,280
Speaker 2: ironic bent to it, they could be like, oh, they're

507
00:22:03,359 --> 00:22:05,919
Speaker 2: doing reverse you know, like heterophobia.

508
00:22:06,000 --> 00:22:09,120
Speaker 3: Well no, straight up. Cayle Nori Reid was on Caleb's

509
00:22:09,160 --> 00:22:12,399
Speaker 3: podcast and they said, it's cool that our dads are

510
00:22:12,400 --> 00:22:14,840
Speaker 3: dead because it's one less white man alive. And then

511
00:22:14,920 --> 00:22:17,800
Speaker 3: it right wingers are like, look at this death call.

512
00:22:18,280 --> 00:22:19,400
Speaker 2: It was on libs of TikTok.

513
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Speaker 3: I don't know what that is. I heard about that,

514
00:22:22,040 --> 00:22:23,600
Speaker 3: but I didn't. I don't know what I was.

515
00:22:23,640 --> 00:22:26,440
Speaker 2: Just don't don't google, don't look into it, don't look

516
00:22:26,440 --> 00:22:26,800
Speaker 2: into it.

517
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Speaker 3: I'm not looking into anything anymore. It's all own. Just

518
00:22:29,400 --> 00:22:33,200
Speaker 3: give me cute animals, cute animals, sexy people, Taylor Swift

519
00:22:33,200 --> 00:22:34,320
Speaker 3: outfits like, I don't care.

520
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Speaker 2: You heard it here first, folks, George, should we do

521
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Speaker 2: our first segment? Oh my god, I would absolutely love

522
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Speaker 2: to wait.

523
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Speaker 1: George introduced it. You're You're there.

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Speaker 2: You know okay, well as everyone knows, including past Guestly's

525
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Speaker 2: a tracker. Our first segment is called straight Shooters, and

526
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Speaker 2: in this segment, we test your familiarity with in complicity

527
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Speaker 2: and straight culture by asking a series of completely nonsensical

528
00:23:02,320 --> 00:23:04,160
Speaker 2: rapid fire questions where you have to choose this thing

529
00:23:04,280 --> 00:23:05,920
Speaker 2: or this other thing. And the one rule is you

530
00:23:05,920 --> 00:23:07,920
Speaker 2: can't ask any follow up questions about how the game works,

531
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Speaker 2: otherwise we will call Netflix and change the name to

532
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Speaker 2: dumb bitch.

533
00:23:11,920 --> 00:23:12,800
Speaker 1: In order to tell you.

534
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Speaker 2: Okay, So let's see six inch heels or foot long

535
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Speaker 2: sub foot long sub?

536
00:23:20,320 --> 00:23:24,280
Speaker 1: Okay, unprecedented times or underappreciated bust to rhymes.

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Speaker 3: I think bustes normally appreciate it. Oh, unprecedented times.

538
00:23:31,640 --> 00:23:32,160
Speaker 1: Yeah.

539
00:23:32,359 --> 00:23:35,080
Speaker 2: Charlie's Angels or New Jersey Devils.

540
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Speaker 3: New Jersey, I mean Charlie's Angels.

541
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Speaker 1: You were tricking me, tripping on Mollie or admitting you

542
00:23:42,520 --> 00:23:46,280
Speaker 1: got me Mollie.

543
00:23:45,600 --> 00:23:48,960
Speaker 2: Summering in Spain or muttering something profane.

544
00:23:48,840 --> 00:23:50,360
Speaker 3: Muttering something profane.

545
00:23:50,520 --> 00:23:53,440
Speaker 1: Losersh behavior or Jesus is my savior.

546
00:23:53,760 --> 00:23:59,880
Speaker 2: Losersh behavior, Lazy Sunday or busy Phillips, lazy Sun.

547
00:24:00,440 --> 00:24:05,359
Speaker 1: Wow, okay, Oscar nominated or Chaucer educated.

548
00:24:05,520 --> 00:24:07,040
Speaker 3: Oh I don't know that is Oscar.

549
00:24:09,040 --> 00:24:12,080
Speaker 1: That's a Chaucer Canterbury Tales.

550
00:24:13,240 --> 00:24:18,400
Speaker 2: Yeah no, no, no, no, actually no no.

551
00:24:18,960 --> 00:24:21,400
Speaker 1: Yeah no, it's not gonna let's go ahead, not register

552
00:24:21,520 --> 00:24:25,560
Speaker 1: with me. I actually I took this class in college

553
00:24:25,600 --> 00:24:28,040
Speaker 1: that was like the entire semester was about one like

554
00:24:28,440 --> 00:24:32,960
Speaker 1: alt Chaucer piece, and I was really bad at it

555
00:24:33,000 --> 00:24:35,520
Speaker 1: and didn't understand like you're reading one book the whole

556
00:24:35,560 --> 00:24:38,520
Speaker 1: time and like really you know, deep diving in and

557
00:24:38,600 --> 00:24:40,800
Speaker 1: each day I would be like going and pretend I

558
00:24:40,840 --> 00:24:42,560
Speaker 1: knew what I was talking about and had no idea.

559
00:24:43,080 --> 00:24:45,040
Speaker 2: Chaucer was one of those people where not to sound

560
00:24:45,040 --> 00:24:47,120
Speaker 2: anti intellectual, but I know in my heart I will

561
00:24:47,119 --> 00:24:50,040
Speaker 2: never actually read his writing. I missed the boat in college.

562
00:24:50,560 --> 00:24:53,120
Speaker 2: I'm not going to actually on my own be like

563
00:24:53,240 --> 00:24:54,480
Speaker 2: what are these tales about?

564
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Speaker 1: I have to say, it's not gonna have written in like,

565
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Speaker 1: you know, old English. And of course he was trying

566
00:24:59,760 --> 00:25:01,320
Speaker 1: to t was trying to get us to like read

567
00:25:01,359 --> 00:25:04,199
Speaker 1: it out loud in like the accurate way, and the

568
00:25:04,280 --> 00:25:08,320
Speaker 1: way that it always ended up sounding Jamaican. Like there

569
00:25:08,400 --> 00:25:10,879
Speaker 1: was a sentence that I remember because it became a

570
00:25:10,960 --> 00:25:13,200
Speaker 1: joke in our friend group where it was like who

571
00:25:13,280 --> 00:25:17,199
Speaker 1: yaffing me drinking? And so we go we would just

572
00:25:17,200 --> 00:25:21,119
Speaker 1: be like, oho yaffing me drinking? And I am addicted

573
00:25:21,160 --> 00:25:22,879
Speaker 1: to it. So if you've ever heard me say who

574
00:25:22,920 --> 00:25:25,359
Speaker 1: yaffing me drinking? That's what it is. Wow.

575
00:25:25,440 --> 00:25:26,560
Speaker 2: Now there's your T shirt line.

576
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Speaker 3: Yeah, you'll have the djer. I can't even pronounce that?

577
00:25:30,480 --> 00:25:32,560
Speaker 3: Was this an English? What oo's can't? Yeah?

578
00:25:32,640 --> 00:25:35,600
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's like old old English, Old English.

579
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Speaker 3: Now I forced my school. I was like I want

580
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Speaker 3: to be an AP English and they're like, you really can't.

581
00:25:40,200 --> 00:25:42,359
Speaker 3: And I was like I don't care. I want to

582
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Speaker 3: be an AP English and so I did. And then

583
00:25:44,920 --> 00:25:46,600
Speaker 3: I got a C N A D. And like there

584
00:25:46,640 --> 00:25:47,680
Speaker 3: was no reason I should have been.

585
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Speaker 2: I would have Why did you want to be an

586
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Speaker 2: AP English?

587
00:25:49,800 --> 00:25:52,080
Speaker 3: Because my uh friend Veronica's a year older than me,

588
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Speaker 3: said like, this teacher was the best teacher changed her life,

589
00:25:54,760 --> 00:25:56,600
Speaker 3: and I was like, oh, I want the best English teacher.

590
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Speaker 3: And in my head I was really good at reading

591
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Speaker 3: and writing like that's it. But I wasn't. I wasn't

592
00:26:01,680 --> 00:26:04,640
Speaker 3: at all, and I had no idea what was going on. Everyone,

593
00:26:04,920 --> 00:26:08,159
Speaker 3: like everyone now I think is working in science, like

594
00:26:09,400 --> 00:26:12,800
Speaker 3: everyone in that classroom. I'm like, you are working at Google.

595
00:26:14,119 --> 00:26:17,359
Speaker 3: But I wanted it. I wanted to be smarter than

596
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Speaker 3: I was. That's and still maybe.

597
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Speaker 1: Well there was I think there was something in high

598
00:26:21,440 --> 00:26:23,680
Speaker 1: school where there was like, you know how today people

599
00:26:23,720 --> 00:26:25,399
Speaker 1: will be like, dressed for the body you have, not

600
00:26:25,480 --> 00:26:27,960
Speaker 1: the like, don't dress aspirationally for the body you wish

601
00:26:28,000 --> 00:26:30,399
Speaker 1: you had. And there's something about people in high school

602
00:26:30,760 --> 00:26:32,679
Speaker 1: they were like, well it would even I remember doing

603
00:26:32,680 --> 00:26:34,440
Speaker 1: this in college where would be like, but it would

604
00:26:34,480 --> 00:26:37,280
Speaker 1: be awesome if I was in ap even though I

605
00:26:37,480 --> 00:26:38,320
Speaker 1: like shouldn't be.

606
00:26:38,640 --> 00:26:42,640
Speaker 3: No, like I shouldn't be at all. But because at

607
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Speaker 3: one point we got a reading assignment. I didn't even

608
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Speaker 3: understand the syllabus. I didn't read the intro. I read

609
00:26:48,800 --> 00:26:51,000
Speaker 3: the years of like the author. So I read from

610
00:26:51,000 --> 00:26:54,080
Speaker 3: like eighteen something to nineteen something. I was up all

611
00:26:54,160 --> 00:26:57,439
Speaker 3: night after swim practicing reading. Didn't understand anything, and everyone

612
00:26:57,480 --> 00:26:59,320
Speaker 3: just read page one through twelve. It was like the

613
00:26:59,440 --> 00:27:02,880
Speaker 3: years of the author's life. That should have been the

614
00:27:02,920 --> 00:27:04,760
Speaker 3: first clue of like, you can't even read the syllabus

615
00:27:04,760 --> 00:27:05,560
Speaker 3: you've got to go.

616
00:27:06,080 --> 00:27:08,479
Speaker 1: But see, I think different.

617
00:27:08,600 --> 00:27:10,719
Speaker 2: I just wanted you're a classic artist, though you had

618
00:27:10,760 --> 00:27:13,199
Speaker 2: a different everyone else read the intro. You read like

619
00:27:13,400 --> 00:27:18,800
Speaker 2: random pages. That's literally what Picasso did and that's why

620
00:27:18,840 --> 00:27:20,439
Speaker 2: you have a Netflix special. They work at Google.

621
00:27:20,640 --> 00:27:22,480
Speaker 3: Well, then the teacher. The one thing she did was

622
00:27:22,480 --> 00:27:25,880
Speaker 3: I made we had to make mobiles mobile.

623
00:27:26,080 --> 00:27:29,520
Speaker 2: Yes, yeah, for all their style. Yeah, oh for the

624
00:27:29,520 --> 00:27:31,840
Speaker 2: Great Gatsby. Yeah, what the hell kind of school did

625
00:27:31,840 --> 00:27:32,200
Speaker 2: you go to?

626
00:27:32,920 --> 00:27:34,720
Speaker 1: Did she just have like a baby or something and

627
00:27:34,840 --> 00:27:36,800
Speaker 1: was like, I need some toys for this damn thing.

628
00:27:37,680 --> 00:27:39,320
Speaker 3: Now it was like a color So I did, like

629
00:27:39,320 --> 00:27:41,199
Speaker 3: this cool, and she goes, you've got an eye for it.

630
00:27:41,240 --> 00:27:43,120
Speaker 3: So I went into advertising because she said I made

631
00:27:43,119 --> 00:27:47,320
Speaker 3: this cool Great Gatsby collage mobile and then yeah, like

632
00:27:47,400 --> 00:27:48,520
Speaker 3: I loved her. I don't know.

633
00:27:48,480 --> 00:27:53,280
Speaker 2: Why schools are obsessed with making you make like Diorama's mobile,

634
00:27:53,400 --> 00:27:57,040
Speaker 2: like just three D installations, but I loved that.

635
00:27:57,119 --> 00:27:59,000
Speaker 3: I loved when we could do a sketch a video.

636
00:28:00,160 --> 00:28:03,600
Speaker 3: I loved anything that wasn't actually reading and writing. But

637
00:28:04,240 --> 00:28:05,800
Speaker 3: I wanted to be someone that.

638
00:28:06,040 --> 00:28:08,400
Speaker 2: Of course you fetishize, like the idea of being an

639
00:28:08,400 --> 00:28:10,639
Speaker 2: intellectual We all do. That's why we're here at this

640
00:28:10,680 --> 00:28:12,080
Speaker 2: podcast country.

641
00:28:12,080 --> 00:28:13,680
Speaker 3: We just talked about anti like.

642
00:28:14,000 --> 00:28:16,679
Speaker 2: Well yeah, yeah, yeah, No, you can't reclaim anything, and

643
00:28:16,680 --> 00:28:18,399
Speaker 2: you can barely read and write these days.

644
00:28:18,920 --> 00:28:22,200
Speaker 3: No, I have a few book yeah. Whatever, it's not

645
00:28:22,240 --> 00:28:24,600
Speaker 3: interesting to be like I can't read. Most people can't anymore.

646
00:28:24,640 --> 00:28:25,680
Speaker 3: Most of the country can't read.

647
00:28:26,040 --> 00:28:26,920
Speaker 2: No, it's really sad.

648
00:28:27,440 --> 00:28:30,480
Speaker 3: I'll read an article, of course, I'll.

649
00:28:30,359 --> 00:28:34,399
Speaker 1: Read an article down start to finish.

650
00:28:35,040 --> 00:28:37,360
Speaker 3: Do you guys know grade in doves anymore? We really?

651
00:28:37,560 --> 00:28:42,760
Speaker 2: Oh my god, I know we didn't grade you in doves. Wow, okay, Sam,

652
00:28:42,800 --> 00:28:43,400
Speaker 2: what do you think?

653
00:28:43,680 --> 00:28:45,880
Speaker 1: Well, you know, we have to greet you a little

654
00:28:45,880 --> 00:28:47,640
Speaker 1: bit harder because you've been here before, so you know

655
00:28:47,640 --> 00:28:48,480
Speaker 1: how they work.

656
00:28:49,440 --> 00:28:51,400
Speaker 2: You're sort of the most knowledgeable guests we ever have.

657
00:28:51,520 --> 00:28:53,480
Speaker 2: You're always calling us out on how we're not following

658
00:28:53,520 --> 00:28:55,280
Speaker 2: our own rules. When you did the live show, I

659
00:28:55,320 --> 00:28:58,040
Speaker 2: was shocked. I was like, oh, so, so you know

660
00:28:58,080 --> 00:28:59,120
Speaker 2: more about this than we do.

661
00:29:00,480 --> 00:29:04,560
Speaker 3: I'm very into it, But that live show. Yeah, I

662
00:29:04,600 --> 00:29:07,120
Speaker 3: love the live shows. I'm thinking of your another live

663
00:29:07,120 --> 00:29:08,480
Speaker 3: show that you guys had that I was just in

664
00:29:08,520 --> 00:29:11,000
Speaker 3: the audience for and it went it was wild.

665
00:29:10,760 --> 00:29:12,600
Speaker 2: I'm gonna say, just to keep you on your tow,

666
00:29:12,880 --> 00:29:13,640
Speaker 2: how what's Toronto?

667
00:29:13,680 --> 00:29:16,560
Speaker 3: Did you get a hotel room? Because you went during

668
00:29:16,600 --> 00:29:18,760
Speaker 3: Taylor Swiftly and you didn't have a room, And I go,

669
00:29:19,160 --> 00:29:20,480
Speaker 3: what are you guys going to do? And you said,

670
00:29:20,520 --> 00:29:24,360
Speaker 3: I'm not worried at all. I want to know how

671
00:29:24,400 --> 00:29:26,080
Speaker 3: what happened with your lodging for that?

672
00:29:26,240 --> 00:29:27,800
Speaker 2: What did Oh you know I ended up staying in

673
00:29:27,840 --> 00:29:28,640
Speaker 2: a pretty nice hotel.

674
00:29:28,680 --> 00:29:30,680
Speaker 1: Actually, yeah, I mean we both grew down for it,

675
00:29:30,720 --> 00:29:31,080
Speaker 1: but we.

676
00:29:31,080 --> 00:29:33,240
Speaker 2: Threw down for it. I mean, I will say on

677
00:29:33,320 --> 00:29:37,440
Speaker 2: record we maybe maybe that was the only show in

678
00:29:37,440 --> 00:29:40,800
Speaker 2: my entire life where I didn't make money. Like actually,

679
00:29:40,880 --> 00:29:43,160
Speaker 2: looking at the books, I think I broke.

680
00:29:42,960 --> 00:29:47,720
Speaker 1: Even nicely in your entire life and out of town show,

681
00:29:48,000 --> 00:29:51,880
Speaker 1: oh honey, I'm like, I feel like I've definitely done

682
00:29:51,920 --> 00:29:53,400
Speaker 1: out of town shows where I don't make money.

683
00:29:53,520 --> 00:29:56,320
Speaker 2: I guess in the very beginning, when you're like driving

684
00:29:56,400 --> 00:29:59,360
Speaker 2: just to do like it's a professional I think, yes,

685
00:29:59,440 --> 00:30:00,880
Speaker 2: let's say, in the last five years.

686
00:30:01,240 --> 00:30:03,400
Speaker 1: Sure, yeah, I don't think we made a single dollar.

687
00:30:03,760 --> 00:30:05,800
Speaker 2: No, I don't, and I think I I personally, I

688
00:30:05,800 --> 00:30:07,720
Speaker 2: think Sam did a better job planning than I did.

689
00:30:07,800 --> 00:30:10,160
Speaker 2: I think I personally might have lost money on that trip,

690
00:30:10,840 --> 00:30:14,040
Speaker 2: which happens. Listen, we made money in San Francisco, so.

691
00:30:13,960 --> 00:30:15,680
Speaker 1: There you go. Well, and the memories will last forever.

692
00:30:15,760 --> 00:30:17,680
Speaker 2: And the memories will last forever. We had such a

693
00:30:17,760 --> 00:30:19,880
Speaker 2: nice time. It was such a great show. You know,

694
00:30:19,960 --> 00:30:23,800
Speaker 2: sold out, can you believe it?

695
00:30:24,640 --> 00:30:24,880
Speaker 1: Yeah?

696
00:30:24,920 --> 00:30:26,960
Speaker 3: Like without it? That's another thing online, Like I didn't

697
00:30:26,960 --> 00:30:30,080
Speaker 3: know everyone was selling out until the internet too. Like

698
00:30:30,120 --> 00:30:32,680
Speaker 3: I was just on the road having a good total name.

699
00:30:32,800 --> 00:30:35,680
Speaker 3: And then that's why my tour now is called tickets available.

700
00:30:36,200 --> 00:30:38,520
Speaker 3: That's what it's called. That's the poster, like, honey, there's

701
00:30:38,560 --> 00:30:39,200
Speaker 3: there gets.

702
00:30:39,040 --> 00:30:42,920
Speaker 1: Available, dumb bitch in town, Lisa, We've we're trying to

703
00:30:42,920 --> 00:30:45,200
Speaker 1: make this thing happen where we are moving on from

704
00:30:45,280 --> 00:30:48,600
Speaker 1: selling out culture because there is this pressure to sell out.

705
00:30:48,760 --> 00:30:51,040
Speaker 1: Everyone's posting about selling out, and it's like, no, no, no, no no,

706
00:30:51,120 --> 00:30:52,960
Speaker 1: I don't do it for that. I do it to

707
00:30:53,040 --> 00:30:57,040
Speaker 1: sell seventy five percent of the tickets and that's perfect.

708
00:30:57,360 --> 00:31:00,400
Speaker 3: Are you kidding? In Houston, my late shows had under

709
00:31:00,440 --> 00:31:02,600
Speaker 3: thirty people in a room made for I would say

710
00:31:02,600 --> 00:31:03,640
Speaker 3: two to three hundred.

711
00:31:03,560 --> 00:31:04,160
Speaker 2: Is that true?

712
00:31:04,400 --> 00:31:06,520
Speaker 1: Yes, Liza, you know what's funny?

713
00:31:06,560 --> 00:31:09,400
Speaker 3: I performed for like sometimes I perform for fifteen to

714
00:31:09,440 --> 00:31:10,920
Speaker 3: fifty people in giant rooms.

715
00:31:11,000 --> 00:31:14,080
Speaker 2: I consider you to be like of my certainly of

716
00:31:14,120 --> 00:31:16,960
Speaker 2: my friends and the people I know well, like one

717
00:31:16,960 --> 00:31:18,120
Speaker 2: of the most successful.

718
00:31:18,440 --> 00:31:21,440
Speaker 3: No, I'm really I'm really respected by my peers. And

719
00:31:21,520 --> 00:31:24,400
Speaker 3: I've learned that I shouldn't have even thought about that.

720
00:31:24,640 --> 00:31:26,000
Speaker 3: I should have just gone No.

721
00:31:26,040 --> 00:31:26,880
Speaker 2: It's absolutely true.

722
00:31:27,520 --> 00:31:30,320
Speaker 3: Like even at Edinburgh, like comedians would come seeming they

723
00:31:30,320 --> 00:31:32,800
Speaker 3: would come multiple times, and I felt so like like

724
00:31:32,840 --> 00:31:35,400
Speaker 3: that really made me feel so good about myself. But

725
00:31:35,480 --> 00:31:37,360
Speaker 3: I needed a grasp on to anything because I was

726
00:31:37,360 --> 00:31:39,400
Speaker 3: performing for seven people in a trailer.

727
00:31:39,640 --> 00:31:41,440
Speaker 1: Oh no, college one of the things.

728
00:31:41,680 --> 00:31:43,360
Speaker 3: But I loved it. I loved it. I have fun,

729
00:31:43,360 --> 00:31:45,120
Speaker 3: that's the thing. Like I get to do this and

730
00:31:45,160 --> 00:31:47,400
Speaker 3: I feel grateful. But because you see all these other

731
00:31:47,440 --> 00:31:50,480
Speaker 3: people selling out, all of a sudden, I'm thinking about

732
00:31:50,480 --> 00:31:52,480
Speaker 3: it when I have fun for twenty I don't care.

733
00:31:53,440 --> 00:31:57,920
Speaker 3: I don't care. I do care. I feel bad for

734
00:31:58,000 --> 00:31:59,960
Speaker 3: these venues that book me being like she's the hottest

735
00:32:00,200 --> 00:32:03,040
Speaker 3: act and down and then closer they're like, can you

736
00:32:03,080 --> 00:32:06,320
Speaker 3: please post again? I'm like yeah, yeah, they're away. They're

737
00:32:06,360 --> 00:32:07,920
Speaker 3: shocked too that I can't sell tickets.

738
00:32:08,280 --> 00:32:10,560
Speaker 2: But I think this is like, I think this is

739
00:32:10,640 --> 00:32:12,640
Speaker 2: one of these big secrets. Is I think a lot

740
00:32:12,680 --> 00:32:14,320
Speaker 2: of people are not selling as many tickets as you

741
00:32:14,360 --> 00:32:14,600
Speaker 2: think they.

742
00:32:14,760 --> 00:32:17,600
Speaker 1: Ooh, don't you think? I think I think you're a

743
00:32:17,960 --> 00:32:19,480
Speaker 1: PC right when people.

744
00:32:19,480 --> 00:32:21,240
Speaker 3: I've know someone that canceled the show because the didn't

745
00:32:21,240 --> 00:32:22,760
Speaker 3: sell enough tickets, And I was like, if I only

746
00:32:22,760 --> 00:32:24,840
Speaker 3: perform places i've sold out, I've I would have had

747
00:32:24,840 --> 00:32:27,240
Speaker 3: maybe seven shows in my career. Like, what are you

748
00:32:27,440 --> 00:32:28,240
Speaker 3: talking about?

749
00:32:28,760 --> 00:32:32,360
Speaker 2: All these people? I once heard someone who I considered like, wow,

750
00:32:32,400 --> 00:32:34,520
Speaker 2: you know here I am slumming it. And they figured

751
00:32:34,520 --> 00:32:36,840
Speaker 2: it out and they're going viral and they're big on whatever,

752
00:32:36,960 --> 00:32:39,360
Speaker 2: and they had to cancel a show in like they

753
00:32:39,400 --> 00:32:41,240
Speaker 2: had to cancel an entire East Coast leg of their tour.

754
00:32:41,520 --> 00:32:44,880
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, it's really And then yeah, you're either not

755
00:32:45,080 --> 00:32:47,360
Speaker 3: selling or you're a hot shot, then you're selling. There's

756
00:32:47,360 --> 00:32:51,360
Speaker 3: no that's really hard, no middle class between Well. Today,

757
00:32:51,400 --> 00:32:53,160
Speaker 3: so my friend works at Live Nation and this is

758
00:32:53,200 --> 00:32:55,960
Speaker 3: her big project. But I'm going to Madison Square Garden

759
00:32:55,960 --> 00:32:58,360
Speaker 3: today to watch a Dungeons and Dragons podcast.

760
00:32:58,480 --> 00:33:02,600
Speaker 1: Hmmm, I'm familiar, Oh you are, Yeah, I never listen

761
00:33:02,680 --> 00:33:04,080
Speaker 1: to it, but I know what you're talking about. This

762
00:33:04,200 --> 00:33:05,280
Speaker 1: is like drop out people.

763
00:33:06,200 --> 00:33:07,600
Speaker 3: I have no clue. I was like, you know what,

764
00:33:07,720 --> 00:33:09,520
Speaker 3: I want to see what this is. I want to

765
00:33:09,560 --> 00:33:10,520
Speaker 3: see who's what this is?

766
00:33:10,600 --> 00:33:10,959
Speaker 1: God?

767
00:33:11,200 --> 00:33:14,920
Speaker 2: You know that like David Foster Wallis essay about him

768
00:33:14,960 --> 00:33:18,840
Speaker 2: going of course I don't. Okay, Well it's like a

769
00:33:18,840 --> 00:33:22,240
Speaker 2: famous essay where when he goes on a cruise. Okay,

770
00:33:22,280 --> 00:33:23,840
Speaker 2: so it's like he goes on a cruise, it's called

771
00:33:23,840 --> 00:33:26,120
Speaker 2: a supposedly fun thing I'll never do again. It's been

772
00:33:26,160 --> 00:33:29,640
Speaker 2: like sort of copied many times. There's been like a

773
00:33:29,680 --> 00:33:33,240
Speaker 2: lot of essays since then about like, you know, intellectual

774
00:33:33,240 --> 00:33:35,640
Speaker 2: writers going on cruises and then just like gawking at

775
00:33:35,680 --> 00:33:40,080
Speaker 2: how completely unsophisticated and terrible are these people? Disgusting, normal,

776
00:33:40,160 --> 00:33:44,800
Speaker 2: testing whatever. And I think the contemporary version of that

777
00:33:44,800 --> 00:33:48,320
Speaker 2: would literally be a writer going to a Dungeons and

778
00:33:48,680 --> 00:33:52,360
Speaker 2: Dungeons and Dragons live podcast recording at Madison Square Garden.

779
00:33:52,600 --> 00:33:56,080
Speaker 2: That is our current version of like depraved cruise culture.

780
00:33:56,600 --> 00:33:58,560
Speaker 3: No, there might, No, I think there's worse than D

781
00:33:58,640 --> 00:33:58,840
Speaker 3: and D.

782
00:33:59,320 --> 00:33:59,600
Speaker 1: I do.

783
00:33:59,760 --> 00:34:03,360
Speaker 3: I think, like I guess kill Tony being at my garden.

784
00:34:03,440 --> 00:34:06,120
Speaker 2: I think, yeah, But there's something about Dan like a

785
00:34:06,280 --> 00:34:09,520
Speaker 2: D and D podcast to go to at least kill Tony.

786
00:34:09,560 --> 00:34:12,000
Speaker 2: You're seeing a stand up media, you know what I mean.

787
00:34:12,040 --> 00:34:14,040
Speaker 3: Wow, they're just playing the game, but you're cheering. I

788
00:34:14,040 --> 00:34:15,800
Speaker 3: guess you're the dice rolls.

789
00:34:16,239 --> 00:34:18,120
Speaker 2: Yeah, and I don't I don't know. I know I

790
00:34:18,200 --> 00:34:19,880
Speaker 2: sound like elitist or something.

791
00:34:20,000 --> 00:34:24,120
Speaker 3: No, completely, I'm actually being really rude. So I went

792
00:34:24,160 --> 00:34:26,120
Speaker 3: to my friend's a professional wrestler. So I went to

793
00:34:26,120 --> 00:34:30,279
Speaker 3: an aw Arthur Ash and my friend turned to me

794
00:34:30,320 --> 00:34:32,440
Speaker 3: who I brought, and she goes, there's not enough girls here.

795
00:34:32,480 --> 00:34:35,000
Speaker 3: It smells. She goes, it smells and I looked, and

796
00:34:35,080 --> 00:34:38,040
Speaker 3: I go, yeah, it smells like gross guys that like wrestling.

797
00:34:38,280 --> 00:34:40,560
Speaker 3: So I'm curious that the smells of D and D. Ooh,

798
00:34:41,160 --> 00:34:42,839
Speaker 3: that's like what I'm trying to compare. If I'm being

799
00:34:42,880 --> 00:34:45,040
Speaker 3: like fully honest, which is even ruder than what you said,

800
00:34:45,120 --> 00:34:46,960
Speaker 3: but just said they were dumb and cruise, and I go,

801
00:34:47,320 --> 00:34:49,040
Speaker 3: I want to know how they compare and smell to

802
00:34:49,080 --> 00:34:50,359
Speaker 3: wrestling fans.

803
00:34:50,280 --> 00:34:53,160
Speaker 1: See this, I think there's something even more nefarious where

804
00:34:53,160 --> 00:34:55,080
Speaker 1: like that is, like I wish that was the D

805
00:34:55,120 --> 00:34:56,600
Speaker 1: and D that was happening where it would be like

806
00:34:56,719 --> 00:35:00,239
Speaker 1: nerdy losers. But there's something where it's like respect a bull,

807
00:35:00,320 --> 00:35:02,040
Speaker 1: D and D where it's like we're doing it like

808
00:35:02,080 --> 00:35:04,879
Speaker 1: with a comedy twist, and we're doing it like we're

809
00:35:04,960 --> 00:35:07,279
Speaker 1: like actually smart and we like do this knowingly and

810
00:35:07,320 --> 00:35:10,120
Speaker 1: we like have wives and we're like cool. And I'm like,

811
00:35:10,320 --> 00:35:13,200
Speaker 1: that's almost like worse in a weird way. Like I

812
00:35:13,280 --> 00:35:15,560
Speaker 1: preferred it when it was like a niche nerdy thing,

813
00:35:16,080 --> 00:35:18,759
Speaker 1: and now it's like someone it's almost reminding me of

814
00:35:18,800 --> 00:35:22,480
Speaker 1: like in twenty ten when everyone was like, yeah, I'm

815
00:35:22,480 --> 00:35:25,719
Speaker 1: a freaking nerd, Like yeah, I watched Oar Wars and

816
00:35:25,760 --> 00:35:27,920
Speaker 1: it's like no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no enough.

817
00:35:29,040 --> 00:35:32,120
Speaker 2: It's such a trap to be in comedy talking about

818
00:35:32,560 --> 00:35:34,800
Speaker 2: the idea of nerds. It's like there's no one nerdier

819
00:35:34,800 --> 00:35:37,080
Speaker 2: than people who are into comedy. Like I I the

820
00:35:37,120 --> 00:35:39,000
Speaker 2: idea that I'm like making fun of people who are

821
00:35:39,000 --> 00:35:41,440
Speaker 2: into dungeon dragons. Are you kidding me? Like I literally

822
00:35:41,480 --> 00:35:45,920
Speaker 2: grew up watching like Joan Rivers on YouTube. Every night.

823
00:35:46,080 --> 00:35:49,600
Speaker 3: I was would say, yeah, Hollywood Squares, that's yeah, that's

824
00:35:49,640 --> 00:35:50,600
Speaker 3: what I was really into.

825
00:35:52,120 --> 00:35:53,960
Speaker 1: You know, Liza, I'm realizing you called us out, and

826
00:35:54,000 --> 00:35:56,440
Speaker 1: then we still never gave you a duve score. I

827
00:35:56,480 --> 00:35:57,080
Speaker 1: think we should.

828
00:35:57,120 --> 00:35:59,120
Speaker 2: I think we I'm gonna give you an intentionally low

829
00:35:59,120 --> 00:36:01,200
Speaker 2: score to sort of a fire under your ass and

830
00:36:01,840 --> 00:36:04,000
Speaker 2: because I want you to do even better next time.

831
00:36:04,000 --> 00:36:06,000
Speaker 2: And I'm gonna say it's eight seventy.

832
00:36:06,520 --> 00:36:09,080
Speaker 1: Oh wow, that's a low score. That is.

833
00:36:09,120 --> 00:36:10,960
Speaker 3: But I thought you were going eighty seven.

834
00:36:11,120 --> 00:36:12,120
Speaker 2: No, no, no, no no.

835
00:36:12,160 --> 00:36:14,239
Speaker 1: I thought you could just call it eight, be like eight.

836
00:36:14,520 --> 00:36:16,800
Speaker 2: No, no, I'm not. I'm a fair teacher.

837
00:36:16,920 --> 00:36:17,960
Speaker 1: I was like getting her.

838
00:36:18,360 --> 00:36:20,959
Speaker 3: It's because I chose the sub. But I like it.

839
00:36:21,080 --> 00:36:22,960
Speaker 3: I like to eat a sandwich. It's my favorite food

840
00:36:22,960 --> 00:36:24,200
Speaker 3: and I'll never vote against it.

841
00:36:24,560 --> 00:36:26,800
Speaker 2: Oh, I would definitely choose sub over sixteen shields. That

842
00:36:26,840 --> 00:36:27,839
Speaker 2: sounds so uncomfortable.

843
00:36:27,960 --> 00:36:31,000
Speaker 3: Yeah, And lazy Sunday. That's the best day of the week.

844
00:36:31,080 --> 00:36:34,279
Speaker 3: I love a lazy Sunday. No, it's really true, Like

845
00:36:34,320 --> 00:36:36,560
Speaker 3: I love freaks and geeks. But like, honey, you know,

846
00:36:36,920 --> 00:36:38,400
Speaker 3: she's not she's not prevailing.

847
00:36:41,560 --> 00:36:44,120
Speaker 2: Should we get into the topic, I would, Actually, we

848
00:36:44,160 --> 00:36:45,600
Speaker 2: don't know what your topic is, so we're gonna find

849
00:36:45,600 --> 00:36:46,239
Speaker 2: out live on air.

850
00:36:46,320 --> 00:36:51,640
Speaker 3: Okay, my straight topic is the paper goods and cleaning product.

851
00:36:51,719 --> 00:36:53,000
Speaker 3: I'll have a grocery store.

852
00:36:53,440 --> 00:36:57,120
Speaker 1: Wow, whoa yeah, whoa to.

853
00:36:57,200 --> 00:37:00,680
Speaker 2: Me, please paper goods and cleaning product. I'm trying to

854
00:37:00,760 --> 00:37:02,640
Speaker 2: want to it's usually one I know exactly.

855
00:37:02,680 --> 00:37:04,759
Speaker 1: The speaking of paper.

856
00:37:04,440 --> 00:37:05,880
Speaker 2: Goods meaning like notebooks and stuff.

857
00:37:05,960 --> 00:37:07,880
Speaker 3: No, meaning like paper towels.

858
00:37:07,480 --> 00:37:09,600
Speaker 2: Oh oh oh yeahh toilet.

859
00:37:09,239 --> 00:37:14,520
Speaker 3: Papers, toilet paper, toilet scrubs, like ziploc bags.

860
00:37:14,640 --> 00:37:19,719
Speaker 2: Yeah, like non edible home stuff that's so interesting.

861
00:37:20,200 --> 00:37:22,759
Speaker 3: You need it, but it's not really bringing much.

862
00:37:22,880 --> 00:37:23,319
Speaker 1: No, it's not.

863
00:37:23,480 --> 00:37:25,920
Speaker 3: But you can't have society without it. You need people

864
00:37:25,920 --> 00:37:30,080
Speaker 3: pro creating. You need paper towels, but it's not actually

865
00:37:30,120 --> 00:37:31,399
Speaker 3: good for anything, and.

866
00:37:31,320 --> 00:37:34,960
Speaker 2: It's bad for the environment. Everything is made of microplastics.

867
00:37:35,360 --> 00:37:38,440
Speaker 2: Everything is getting thrown out, not recycled, and.

868
00:37:38,440 --> 00:37:40,280
Speaker 3: It's like you're throwing a party. So you're like, greet

869
00:37:40,280 --> 00:37:43,319
Speaker 3: the paper plate. It's no thought, no, like we just

870
00:37:43,360 --> 00:37:45,640
Speaker 3: need it easy, get it in, get it into the

871
00:37:45,640 --> 00:37:46,440
Speaker 3: ocean quick.

872
00:37:46,760 --> 00:37:48,920
Speaker 1: I think there's something where you're like in the grocery

873
00:37:48,960 --> 00:37:50,800
Speaker 1: store and you're like, you know, looking at the produce

874
00:37:50,880 --> 00:37:52,799
Speaker 1: and there's romance, and you're like looking at the meat

875
00:37:52,800 --> 00:37:54,719
Speaker 1: and being like what meat do we have? And then

876
00:37:54,760 --> 00:37:57,200
Speaker 1: you like go to that place and you're like, oh,

877
00:37:57,239 --> 00:37:59,800
Speaker 1: suddenly I'm in a los Like suddenly I'm in a

878
00:38:00,160 --> 00:38:03,560
Speaker 1: or with like very practical items where you're like it

879
00:38:03,680 --> 00:38:05,960
Speaker 1: like ruins, the like I'm a French shopper.

880
00:38:07,120 --> 00:38:09,880
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's the least glamorous isle for sure. If you

881
00:38:09,920 --> 00:38:12,000
Speaker 2: can find in any other aisle, you could at least

882
00:38:12,000 --> 00:38:15,640
Speaker 2: find one fancy thing. Even if you're let's say you

883
00:38:15,640 --> 00:38:18,320
Speaker 2: know you're looking at the dried pasta, you're gonna find

884
00:38:18,360 --> 00:38:21,600
Speaker 2: one slightly yeah, the fresh one that's like in little.

885
00:38:22,320 --> 00:38:24,920
Speaker 3: Or a new flavor of something.

886
00:38:25,880 --> 00:38:27,040
Speaker 1: You're at the yogurt isle.

887
00:38:27,080 --> 00:38:29,960
Speaker 3: Oh that looks good. That isle you're never like, oh,

888
00:38:30,080 --> 00:38:32,000
Speaker 3: let's just walk down and you're like, oh yeah I

889
00:38:32,080 --> 00:38:34,640
Speaker 3: need this, Yeah, yeah, I need it.

890
00:38:34,640 --> 00:38:38,279
Speaker 2: It's very like provisions. It's like things you need to

891
00:38:38,320 --> 00:38:40,799
Speaker 2: survive rather than things that will make your life better.

892
00:38:40,880 --> 00:38:44,120
Speaker 1: And we need straight people of course, you know.

893
00:38:44,080 --> 00:38:47,640
Speaker 3: What, they're not bringing flair to the game.

894
00:38:48,120 --> 00:38:50,480
Speaker 1: I think that isle is also funny because that's so

895
00:38:50,760 --> 00:38:55,719
Speaker 1: like like wife and husband going grocery shopping. It's like

896
00:38:56,000 --> 00:38:59,000
Speaker 1: husband go get trash bags. Like there's something like so

897
00:38:59,239 --> 00:39:03,120
Speaker 1: manageable about Like I'd be like I'm that role in

898
00:39:03,200 --> 00:39:06,240
Speaker 1: my relationship and It's very like, Sam, go get paper towels,

899
00:39:06,239 --> 00:39:08,640
Speaker 1: and I'm like, perfect, there's no way to mess this up.

900
00:39:09,040 --> 00:39:11,960
Speaker 2: Oh that's so true. It's the one aisle. Even if

901
00:39:12,000 --> 00:39:14,239
Speaker 2: you get the completely wrong thing, even if you get

902
00:39:14,280 --> 00:39:16,360
Speaker 2: the wrong kind of plate or it's too small or whatever,

903
00:39:16,560 --> 00:39:18,680
Speaker 2: at least it's still a plate. Like there's no actual

904
00:39:18,719 --> 00:39:20,520
Speaker 2: way to mess it up. Whereas if you tell a man,

905
00:39:20,920 --> 00:39:24,359
Speaker 2: can you get some parsley, he will come back with,

906
00:39:24,880 --> 00:39:28,040
Speaker 2: you know, a Delaicotta squash.

907
00:39:28,080 --> 00:39:31,000
Speaker 1: What do you guys think about the like the internet

908
00:39:31,080 --> 00:39:33,360
Speaker 1: meme thing right now? Of like, I love it.

909
00:39:33,360 --> 00:39:34,360
Speaker 3: I thought I was gonna bring it up.

910
00:39:34,400 --> 00:39:36,200
Speaker 1: I know what you're gonna say, the male man my

911
00:39:36,320 --> 00:39:38,480
Speaker 1: insta cart shopper is a man or whatever, and they

912
00:39:38,800 --> 00:39:41,160
Speaker 1: got me this and it's like completely wrong. All the time.

913
00:39:41,760 --> 00:39:43,839
Speaker 3: This woman had a white monster she wanted a white

914
00:39:43,840 --> 00:39:46,400
Speaker 3: monster energy and the person send a photo of a

915
00:39:46,400 --> 00:39:48,120
Speaker 3: red bull and she goes, no, no, no, a white monster

916
00:39:48,200 --> 00:39:49,799
Speaker 3: energy And then that was the next photo and it's like,

917
00:39:49,800 --> 00:39:52,040
Speaker 3: so it is there, Yeah.

918
00:39:51,400 --> 00:39:52,120
Speaker 1: It is there?

919
00:39:52,160 --> 00:39:56,440
Speaker 3: So like what is going on? Why I would be livid?

920
00:39:57,120 --> 00:39:59,880
Speaker 1: It's so confusing, as we all know, it is scratching

921
00:40:00,080 --> 00:40:00,640
Speaker 1: than ever.

922
00:40:00,920 --> 00:40:03,200
Speaker 3: So you bring me frozen mozzarella sticks, and it's what,

923
00:40:04,160 --> 00:40:04,960
Speaker 3: I don't get this.

924
00:40:05,760 --> 00:40:09,000
Speaker 2: There is a way that men Oh god, here I go.

925
00:40:09,080 --> 00:40:11,080
Speaker 2: I know, here we go with men versus women, which

926
00:40:11,120 --> 00:40:12,880
Speaker 2: we are promised ourselves we wouldn't do.

927
00:40:14,239 --> 00:40:16,759
Speaker 3: There's a way that like, but it is men versus No,

928
00:40:16,800 --> 00:40:19,000
Speaker 3: it's true. When they're just like you're a man hater,

929
00:40:19,080 --> 00:40:20,800
Speaker 3: it's like, yeah, the evidence makes me feel like I

930
00:40:20,840 --> 00:40:23,760
Speaker 3: should hate men, Like, yeah, what are you talking about?

931
00:40:24,440 --> 00:40:27,800
Speaker 2: Okay, At the risk of truly sounding so generous centralist,

932
00:40:27,840 --> 00:40:29,759
Speaker 2: there's a way in which, like, there's a way of

933
00:40:29,840 --> 00:40:34,080
Speaker 2: thinking that is where you think in categories. So it's like, Okay,

934
00:40:34,280 --> 00:40:36,359
Speaker 2: something is the shape of a stick and it's made

935
00:40:36,400 --> 00:40:39,319
Speaker 2: of cheese, so therefore string cheese and frozen montrella stick

936
00:40:39,600 --> 00:40:42,320
Speaker 2: are in that category. You can either think in categories

937
00:40:42,400 --> 00:40:45,200
Speaker 2: or you think in specifics. And I think the like

938
00:40:45,480 --> 00:40:48,040
Speaker 2: it's almost it's like, let's say the straight thing is

939
00:40:48,040 --> 00:40:49,920
Speaker 2: to think in categories. So you're asking me, can I

940
00:40:49,920 --> 00:40:52,760
Speaker 2: get a diet's snapple and I'm like, uh, here's an apple.

941
00:40:52,800 --> 00:40:55,440
Speaker 2: It sort of is like yeah, like rhyme, so it's

942
00:40:55,480 --> 00:40:56,239
Speaker 2: it's close enough.

943
00:40:56,440 --> 00:40:58,400
Speaker 3: Yeah, And then if you get well, you should have

944
00:40:58,400 --> 00:41:00,640
Speaker 3: been more specific, but there's a photo of it on

945
00:41:00,680 --> 00:41:01,000
Speaker 3: the app.

946
00:41:01,080 --> 00:41:03,000
Speaker 2: And it's also like it's okay for you to use

947
00:41:03,040 --> 00:41:07,400
Speaker 2: your own like just take a breath and make the

948
00:41:07,480 --> 00:41:10,120
Speaker 2: step of using your critical thinking skills, but.

949
00:41:10,080 --> 00:41:11,880
Speaker 3: They don't want to. But then it's like, why are

950
00:41:11,920 --> 00:41:13,840
Speaker 3: you even doing this shop because I'm thinking of the

951
00:41:13,880 --> 00:41:15,880
Speaker 3: thing is my Instagram knows what makes me mad. And

952
00:41:15,880 --> 00:41:18,920
Speaker 3: it's basically like housewives being mistreated, right, Like I just

953
00:41:19,000 --> 00:41:21,520
Speaker 3: like I like gender equality, sure, so they'll just show

954
00:41:21,560 --> 00:41:24,440
Speaker 3: me a bad husband and it's basically like, hey, will

955
00:41:24,440 --> 00:41:26,760
Speaker 3: you put the leftovers away? And then when the wife

956
00:41:26,760 --> 00:41:28,800
Speaker 3: opened the fridge, it was just he took the pots

957
00:41:28,800 --> 00:41:30,120
Speaker 3: and pans and put it in there was like, well,

958
00:41:30,160 --> 00:41:32,680
Speaker 3: you should have been more specific and said in the bowl.

959
00:41:32,680 --> 00:41:34,640
Speaker 3: And then the stitch was like, but you've never seen

960
00:41:34,680 --> 00:41:36,160
Speaker 3: her do that, Like you know she puts it in

961
00:41:36,160 --> 00:41:38,320
Speaker 3: a bowl, so why wouldn't you just grab a bowl?

962
00:41:38,480 --> 00:41:40,200
Speaker 3: And it's like, because he doesn't want to ever do

963
00:41:40,400 --> 00:41:43,680
Speaker 3: anything for anyone ever again. And that's how I solve

964
00:41:43,719 --> 00:41:46,239
Speaker 3: the problem. I am by I you know, I'm out there,

965
00:41:46,400 --> 00:41:48,960
Speaker 3: but I don't do dishes, I don't have cutler I

966
00:41:49,000 --> 00:41:50,520
Speaker 3: do not cook and I have paper plates.

967
00:41:51,239 --> 00:41:53,240
Speaker 2: You have paper plates in your home day to day.

968
00:41:53,160 --> 00:41:54,240
Speaker 3: And bowl and plastic.

969
00:41:54,320 --> 00:41:59,320
Speaker 1: Yeah, solving the problem.

970
00:41:59,440 --> 00:42:04,920
Speaker 2: You're solving the problem by by not Ever, He's explained.

971
00:42:04,960 --> 00:42:07,440
Speaker 3: I'm I will, I don't want. I'm like a man

972
00:42:07,480 --> 00:42:07,879
Speaker 3: at times.

973
00:42:07,960 --> 00:42:08,399
Speaker 1: You're a man.

974
00:42:08,719 --> 00:42:11,600
Speaker 3: I'm a bad dad. I'm like, I'm well John Goodman,

975
00:42:11,719 --> 00:42:16,520
Speaker 3: so good. But I'm like, that's the thing, Like I

976
00:42:16,560 --> 00:42:18,200
Speaker 3: hate men and what they do to the women in

977
00:42:18,239 --> 00:42:20,200
Speaker 3: their lives, but I am the man in anywhere.

978
00:42:20,360 --> 00:42:22,000
Speaker 1: You're like, you can't be lazy at me. I'll be

979
00:42:22,080 --> 00:42:22,600
Speaker 1: lazy at you.

980
00:42:22,640 --> 00:42:25,200
Speaker 3: First You're like, I but I don't want to put

981
00:42:25,280 --> 00:42:27,800
Speaker 3: But I'm not hurting anyone, and I'm not asking anyone

982
00:42:27,840 --> 00:42:29,239
Speaker 3: to do it. I know that I don't want to

983
00:42:29,239 --> 00:42:31,480
Speaker 3: do dishes. I will throw things away. I don't want it.

984
00:42:31,520 --> 00:42:33,640
Speaker 3: That's not the life I'm living. Yeah, my parents didn't

985
00:42:33,680 --> 00:42:35,400
Speaker 3: move here, so I could like do a dish, and

986
00:42:35,440 --> 00:42:39,160
Speaker 3: so I would rather. But I also don't go out

987
00:42:39,200 --> 00:42:42,160
Speaker 3: to eat. I'll eat an uncrustable. So sometimes usually I

988
00:42:42,160 --> 00:42:43,720
Speaker 3: try not to use anything.

989
00:42:44,200 --> 00:42:47,240
Speaker 2: I see, I see, but if I but so eating

990
00:42:47,680 --> 00:42:50,000
Speaker 2: on top of the sink, sort of hovering on top

991
00:42:50,000 --> 00:42:53,880
Speaker 2: of hovering by the sink, eating an uncrustable saying this

992
00:42:53,960 --> 00:42:56,240
Speaker 2: is my American dream. Thank you to my mom and dad.

993
00:42:56,520 --> 00:42:58,000
Speaker 1: I will never ever wash a dish.

994
00:42:58,680 --> 00:43:00,640
Speaker 3: I feel like I don't even make sense anymore because

995
00:43:00,640 --> 00:43:02,840
Speaker 3: I'm doing this. But yeah, I just have set paper

996
00:43:02,880 --> 00:43:06,880
Speaker 3: and plus yeah, I say that I'm done and I

997
00:43:06,920 --> 00:43:09,600
Speaker 3: put it. It's gone, and that's it. I mean, I'm

998
00:43:09,600 --> 00:43:11,800
Speaker 3: also in a small space where my living room is

999
00:43:11,840 --> 00:43:13,520
Speaker 3: my kitchen, and I don't want to do dishes. It's

1000
00:43:13,560 --> 00:43:15,120
Speaker 3: just like not the way I want to live.

1001
00:43:15,520 --> 00:43:17,960
Speaker 2: So going back to the Seth Rogan type that you're

1002
00:43:18,000 --> 00:43:21,560
Speaker 2: looking for, is the dream that the partner would like

1003
00:43:22,560 --> 00:43:27,120
Speaker 2: incorporate into your lifestyle or elevate it and be like

1004
00:43:27,800 --> 00:43:30,680
Speaker 2: riding it on a horse with porcelain plates, and finally

1005
00:43:30,719 --> 00:43:33,680
Speaker 2: you get to have the plates and then and then

1006
00:43:33,719 --> 00:43:35,960
Speaker 2: he he or she also does them.

1007
00:43:36,040 --> 00:43:37,799
Speaker 3: I would be fine with either, because it's not like

1008
00:43:37,840 --> 00:43:40,239
Speaker 3: fair to put that all on a person. But yeah,

1009
00:43:40,280 --> 00:43:42,800
Speaker 3: of course i'd like someone that has the wits.

1010
00:43:45,800 --> 00:43:47,680
Speaker 1: You know, I'm worried like some.

1011
00:43:47,680 --> 00:43:49,960
Speaker 3: Of the because I go to fish and eddies. I

1012
00:43:50,080 --> 00:43:52,480
Speaker 3: like looking at them. I just can't have them in

1013
00:43:52,520 --> 00:43:52,879
Speaker 3: the home.

1014
00:43:53,440 --> 00:43:57,879
Speaker 1: I once saw fish and eddies oh, Lisa, I'm wondering though,

1015
00:43:57,960 --> 00:44:00,399
Speaker 1: if there's a there's sort of a Chicken the Egg

1016
00:44:00,440 --> 00:44:04,960
Speaker 1: thing happening here where like I can't tell if like

1017
00:44:05,520 --> 00:44:08,840
Speaker 1: you like, finding the perfect partner will then elevate you

1018
00:44:09,000 --> 00:44:12,000
Speaker 1: to having plates in your home, or if you having

1019
00:44:12,000 --> 00:44:13,880
Speaker 1: plates in your home will elevate you to finding the

1020
00:44:13,880 --> 00:44:15,440
Speaker 1: perfect partner, Like.

1021
00:44:16,080 --> 00:44:18,120
Speaker 3: No, that's true. It's a quote I talk about a lot,

1022
00:44:18,160 --> 00:44:20,279
Speaker 3: like be the be the list, be like who you're

1023
00:44:20,360 --> 00:44:22,480
Speaker 3: looking for. But I don't want, ever want to do

1024
00:44:22,560 --> 00:44:25,239
Speaker 3: if I find someone that really cares about cleanliness, I

1025
00:44:25,239 --> 00:44:29,600
Speaker 3: think how I will deferentiate between like the men I

1026
00:44:29,640 --> 00:44:33,400
Speaker 3: watch on Instagram. I'm gonna be grateful. I'm gonna be excited.

1027
00:44:33,440 --> 00:44:35,160
Speaker 3: I'm gonna be like, wow, you're so good. I'm gonna

1028
00:44:35,160 --> 00:44:37,360
Speaker 3: brag about how they clean. I'm gonna be like, I can't.

1029
00:44:37,520 --> 00:44:39,080
Speaker 3: I don't know what I would do without this person.

1030
00:44:39,320 --> 00:44:41,400
Speaker 2: Rather than like nagging them and being like, let me

1031
00:44:41,440 --> 00:44:42,719
Speaker 2: play my video games.

1032
00:44:42,680 --> 00:44:45,360
Speaker 3: No, I would be like, I sweep it, can't believe it,

1033
00:44:45,400 --> 00:44:48,040
Speaker 3: thank you. But also if that person gets annoyed, I

1034
00:44:48,120 --> 00:44:49,120
Speaker 3: pay someone to come clean.

1035
00:44:49,960 --> 00:44:51,160
Speaker 2: Sure, so I'm.

1036
00:44:51,000 --> 00:44:53,160
Speaker 3: Fine to like contribute more or I'll pay for all

1037
00:44:53,160 --> 00:44:55,920
Speaker 3: the cleaning products or like, I don't want to take

1038
00:44:55,920 --> 00:44:58,640
Speaker 3: advantage of a person. But I also know, like maybe

1039
00:44:58,680 --> 00:45:01,279
Speaker 3: I'll change and grow and that's a maturity and I'm

1040
00:45:01,320 --> 00:45:03,279
Speaker 3: back on wellbutrin like who knows.

1041
00:45:03,160 --> 00:45:05,439
Speaker 1: But I don't.

1042
00:45:05,520 --> 00:45:07,200
Speaker 3: I don't want to. I want to be like friendly boy.

1043
00:45:07,239 --> 00:45:09,560
Speaker 3: It's like no, I who I am? But she's single

1044
00:45:09,560 --> 00:45:11,360
Speaker 3: and I don't want that. But it's very do I

1045
00:45:11,360 --> 00:45:12,440
Speaker 3: get the dishes first?

1046
00:45:13,120 --> 00:45:15,799
Speaker 2: Well, this is here's the thing you're you're pointing to

1047
00:45:15,800 --> 00:45:19,359
Speaker 2: a sort of this is a this is a There

1048
00:45:19,440 --> 00:45:22,279
Speaker 2: is a type of New Yorker that lives exactly how

1049
00:45:22,320 --> 00:45:26,239
Speaker 2: you live, and often that's actually very glamorous, like it's

1050
00:45:26,320 --> 00:45:29,879
Speaker 2: Carrie Bradshaw. Yes, it's using your oven for storing your

1051
00:45:29,920 --> 00:45:32,600
Speaker 2: cashmere sweaters because you would never because your closet is

1052
00:45:32,600 --> 00:45:35,760
Speaker 2: overflowing and you would never cook. But it's so tough

1053
00:45:36,520 --> 00:45:39,240
Speaker 2: to find that line where something like that can be

1054
00:45:39,680 --> 00:45:43,200
Speaker 2: either the most glamorous or like the most sad, depending

1055
00:45:43,239 --> 00:45:45,640
Speaker 2: on how you sell it to the world. You know

1056
00:45:45,680 --> 00:45:46,080
Speaker 2: what I mean?

1057
00:45:46,280 --> 00:45:48,239
Speaker 3: Yeah, I like it, But I recently went not toe

1058
00:45:48,239 --> 00:45:50,440
Speaker 3: You with friends and I did order buttered noodles and

1059
00:45:50,520 --> 00:45:52,600
Speaker 3: everyone was really like not happy with me.

1060
00:45:53,760 --> 00:45:58,120
Speaker 1: But wait, explain why they were upset with you because

1061
00:45:58,120 --> 00:46:00,000
Speaker 1: you were like bringing down the classy lets.

1062
00:46:00,680 --> 00:46:02,480
Speaker 3: They're just like, what are you doing? You can make that,

1063
00:46:02,600 --> 00:46:05,799
Speaker 3: like you can make a buttered noodle, and I was like,

1064
00:46:05,840 --> 00:46:09,680
Speaker 3: but I don't want to make it. M I want

1065
00:46:09,680 --> 00:46:11,040
Speaker 3: to go to my body. I want to just like

1066
00:46:11,120 --> 00:46:14,560
Speaker 3: be on my block. Yeah, give me a bagel with butter.

1067
00:46:14,560 --> 00:46:17,400
Speaker 3: I don't know, I don't want to do it. But

1068
00:46:17,440 --> 00:46:19,680
Speaker 3: if I had a lover that cooked for me, I

1069
00:46:19,719 --> 00:46:21,960
Speaker 3: mean I would be like on my knees nightly like

1070
00:46:21,960 --> 00:46:24,200
Speaker 3: I wouldn't. Yeah, I'd be honest. I did do sexual

1071
00:46:24,239 --> 00:46:28,160
Speaker 3: favors for food for sure, and clean and clean.

1072
00:46:30,719 --> 00:46:32,760
Speaker 2: Wait, okay, I want to go back to the paper

1073
00:46:32,800 --> 00:46:34,080
Speaker 2: goods and home goods eyes.

1074
00:46:34,239 --> 00:46:37,640
Speaker 3: I also think with that it's like cookouts plot lucks

1075
00:46:37,680 --> 00:46:40,480
Speaker 3: to me are very straight too, that is involved in

1076
00:46:40,560 --> 00:46:41,640
Speaker 3: like plastic and paper.

1077
00:46:41,840 --> 00:46:45,279
Speaker 2: Yeah. Well, the thing with cookouts, barbecues, things of that

1078
00:46:45,400 --> 00:46:51,160
Speaker 2: nature is Tiva's Tivas. You are able to. The reason

1079
00:46:51,200 --> 00:46:54,400
Speaker 2: men get so absolutely excited about it is because they're like, oh,

1080
00:46:54,480 --> 00:46:58,880
Speaker 2: finally we can just do grilling meat without having to

1081
00:46:58,880 --> 00:47:02,080
Speaker 2: worry about like having a little ring around the clock.

1082
00:47:02,120 --> 00:47:03,960
Speaker 3: Now you're gonna love this. So I had this is

1083
00:47:04,000 --> 00:47:07,400
Speaker 3: another like Instagram feeds me couples that aren't, you know, equal,

1084
00:47:08,239 --> 00:47:11,080
Speaker 3: So it was this woman like kept being annoyed that

1085
00:47:11,080 --> 00:47:12,880
Speaker 3: she had to get all the stuff together for her

1086
00:47:12,960 --> 00:47:15,440
Speaker 3: husband's parties. So he wanted to have one and she's like, no,

1087
00:47:15,520 --> 00:47:16,880
Speaker 3: I'm tired, like I'm not going to do it, and

1088
00:47:16,880 --> 00:47:18,400
Speaker 3: he's like, I'll do it on my own. And he

1089
00:47:18,440 --> 00:47:20,400
Speaker 3: went and all he bought was me like he didn't,

1090
00:47:20,840 --> 00:47:22,440
Speaker 3: he didn't even he didn't get it. And then he

1091
00:47:22,520 --> 00:47:24,319
Speaker 3: was screaming at her that there was nothing else her

1092
00:47:24,360 --> 00:47:27,799
Speaker 3: chips or condiments. But it was like, yeah, you got

1093
00:47:27,840 --> 00:47:31,279
Speaker 3: you still got to grab the paper. It was wild.

1094
00:47:31,360 --> 00:47:35,839
Speaker 3: He just they just brought the meat. What was that side?

1095
00:47:35,840 --> 00:47:36,759
Speaker 3: Did I ruined the body? No?

1096
00:47:36,800 --> 00:47:38,719
Speaker 2: It's not no, I mean you know what the s

1097
00:47:38,760 --> 00:47:41,759
Speaker 2: I was the s. I was like, I'm truly like,

1098
00:47:43,040 --> 00:47:44,920
Speaker 2: because we all know people who act this way and

1099
00:47:45,120 --> 00:47:49,719
Speaker 2: are not able to use like simple logic to follow directions,

1100
00:47:51,040 --> 00:47:54,200
Speaker 2: and I really am like, what more is there left

1101
00:47:54,239 --> 00:47:58,160
Speaker 2: to do? How at this stage everyone has tried so hard,

1102
00:47:58,480 --> 00:48:03,279
Speaker 2: their wives, they're done, they're mothers, and still they are

1103
00:48:03,280 --> 00:48:05,360
Speaker 2: not able to go to a growth They don't.

1104
00:48:05,200 --> 00:48:08,000
Speaker 3: Want to because my thing is like because they already

1105
00:48:08,000 --> 00:48:09,759
Speaker 3: think they're better than us, and everything that we do

1106
00:48:09,840 --> 00:48:13,239
Speaker 3: is stupid, right because another thing straight from Instagram. I

1107
00:48:13,280 --> 00:48:15,759
Speaker 3: truly don't have any original thoughts. But it's like, how

1108
00:48:15,800 --> 00:48:17,240
Speaker 3: come you know how to behave at work?

1109
00:48:17,520 --> 00:48:19,239
Speaker 1: Yes? No, that you're so right?

1110
00:48:19,760 --> 00:48:21,200
Speaker 3: So you know how to be at work and be

1111
00:48:21,239 --> 00:48:24,759
Speaker 3: a high powered attorney or executive and play gate, you know,

1112
00:48:25,040 --> 00:48:28,920
Speaker 3: tennis with your friends and you're not You're not losing

1113
00:48:28,960 --> 00:48:31,799
Speaker 3: it at work, you're not scream, you're not hitting your coworker.

1114
00:48:32,360 --> 00:48:34,400
Speaker 3: But you're going home and not able to behave all

1115
00:48:34,400 --> 00:48:36,319
Speaker 3: of a sudden and can't fold a sheet. Then you're

1116
00:48:36,360 --> 00:48:38,800
Speaker 3: not the better sex. Stop being in charge of government.

1117
00:48:38,960 --> 00:48:40,160
Speaker 1: There's yes, there isn't.

1118
00:48:40,239 --> 00:48:43,960
Speaker 2: There's a sort of mentality that says, the professional sphere

1119
00:48:44,800 --> 00:48:47,759
Speaker 2: is real, like that's where you step up, and the

1120
00:48:47,840 --> 00:48:52,040
Speaker 2: domestic sphere is when you shut down. It's almost like

1121
00:48:52,320 --> 00:48:55,280
Speaker 2: it would be gay to try hard in the domestics sphere.

1122
00:48:55,280 --> 00:48:59,680
Speaker 2: Whether that's cleaning, whether that's you know, clipping your toenails,

1123
00:49:00,080 --> 00:49:01,879
Speaker 2: part of your body not visible at work but visible

1124
00:49:01,920 --> 00:49:05,759
Speaker 2: at home, whether that is like helping out, whether that

1125
00:49:05,880 --> 00:49:08,120
Speaker 2: is making the bed it's just sort of like that

1126
00:49:08,160 --> 00:49:11,080
Speaker 2: doesn't count because I'm not getting a promotion based on

1127
00:49:11,120 --> 00:49:11,680
Speaker 2: making the bed.

1128
00:49:12,080 --> 00:49:15,640
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's like it's antiay capitalists to like make your bed.

1129
00:49:16,960 --> 00:49:17,400
Speaker 1: Totally.

1130
00:49:17,600 --> 00:49:20,600
Speaker 2: Yes, yes, it's literally like, well, that's not part of

1131
00:49:20,600 --> 00:49:22,120
Speaker 2: the economy, so it doesn't count.

1132
00:49:22,280 --> 00:49:27,759
Speaker 1: Yeah, every home should have its own currency, and that

1133
00:49:27,800 --> 00:49:30,759
Speaker 1: way you can win points for making your bed.

1134
00:49:30,960 --> 00:49:33,160
Speaker 3: You give or take because you know what, my partner

1135
00:49:33,239 --> 00:49:35,200
Speaker 3: might be cleaning and cooking, but when it's time for

1136
00:49:35,200 --> 00:49:37,759
Speaker 3: the holidays, you know, I'm gonna buy gifts for their

1137
00:49:37,800 --> 00:49:40,600
Speaker 3: whole family. Yes, I'm going to make the most thoughtful

1138
00:49:40,640 --> 00:49:43,160
Speaker 3: little gifts. I'm going to come in with a host gift.

1139
00:49:43,320 --> 00:49:47,160
Speaker 3: I'm gonna like, you know, chill with your parents and

1140
00:49:47,239 --> 00:49:49,480
Speaker 3: chat with them and play backgammon with your dad. Like

1141
00:49:49,520 --> 00:49:54,560
Speaker 3: I'm bringing other things. I'm just not reading or cleaning

1142
00:49:54,840 --> 00:49:59,719
Speaker 3: or hawer.

1143
00:50:00,080 --> 00:50:02,400
Speaker 2: You're saying, Sam, like the idea of a currency is

1144
00:50:02,440 --> 00:50:08,200
Speaker 2: so I feel like getting your husband like a ticket

1145
00:50:08,200 --> 00:50:09,640
Speaker 2: for a blowjob for Christmas.

1146
00:50:10,040 --> 00:50:14,080
Speaker 3: Literally, but one of your best episodes sorry, weaponizing oral sex.

1147
00:50:14,160 --> 00:50:16,719
Speaker 2: Weaponizing oral sex, well, because I do think that is

1148
00:50:16,920 --> 00:50:20,640
Speaker 2: like the Obviously, there are many issues with a woman

1149
00:50:20,680 --> 00:50:23,480
Speaker 2: giving a man a ticket for a blowjob whatever.

1150
00:50:23,760 --> 00:50:28,080
Speaker 3: But I have multiple friends that give blowjobs for their

1151
00:50:28,120 --> 00:50:29,879
Speaker 3: husbands to do things for them around the house.

1152
00:50:30,200 --> 00:50:33,080
Speaker 2: Well, but I think it points to Sam's point about like,

1153
00:50:34,200 --> 00:50:38,000
Speaker 2: so the way into his heart is through being like,

1154
00:50:38,120 --> 00:50:40,200
Speaker 2: let's play like this is work. So this would be

1155
00:50:40,239 --> 00:50:42,000
Speaker 2: like if your boss gave you a bonus, but it's

1156
00:50:42,000 --> 00:50:45,799
Speaker 2: a blowjob. Yeah, so now do you see why this

1157
00:50:45,960 --> 00:50:46,839
Speaker 2: is sort of real?

1158
00:50:47,320 --> 00:50:50,520
Speaker 3: It's transactional even the view of it, cause it's like

1159
00:50:51,000 --> 00:50:54,040
Speaker 3: it's not even transactional and you're doing something for me.

1160
00:50:54,239 --> 00:50:56,960
Speaker 3: It's like you're doing something for yourself and it's seen

1161
00:50:57,080 --> 00:51:00,920
Speaker 3: for me because your home life is my rest exactly exactly.

1162
00:51:01,200 --> 00:51:03,319
Speaker 3: So it's like, come on, bit, I mean, I did

1163
00:51:03,360 --> 00:51:07,319
Speaker 3: my laundry and it's like, but that's what. Yeah, I

1164
00:51:07,320 --> 00:51:10,640
Speaker 3: don't know, but this is all you know. Estra Pewl

1165
00:51:10,719 --> 00:51:13,000
Speaker 3: or someone like no relationships ever. Fifty to fifty right,

1166
00:51:13,080 --> 00:51:15,719
Speaker 3: like you both are in relationships. I'm not tell me

1167
00:51:15,760 --> 00:51:16,400
Speaker 3: how it works.

1168
00:51:16,560 --> 00:51:19,359
Speaker 1: Mine is not fifty to fifty at all. Misha does

1169
00:51:19,400 --> 00:51:22,560
Speaker 1: all the cooking, but that's because he cares a lot

1170
00:51:22,560 --> 00:51:26,399
Speaker 1: about the food, Like I don't like when I cook.

1171
00:51:26,440 --> 00:51:28,439
Speaker 1: He'll be like, well that you have to add this,

1172
00:51:28,600 --> 00:51:32,600
Speaker 1: and I'm like, well, like, like i'm cooking, it's gonna

1173
00:51:32,600 --> 00:51:37,879
Speaker 1: taste a little bit worse, and like yeah, so it's

1174
00:51:37,920 --> 00:51:40,239
Speaker 1: just like yeah, you cook, you care way more about it.

1175
00:51:41,080 --> 00:51:43,480
Speaker 1: But I try to like help clean up more like

1176
00:51:43,520 --> 00:51:45,560
Speaker 1: it's like if you cook, all do the dishes. But

1177
00:51:45,600 --> 00:51:46,760
Speaker 1: it's still not equal.

1178
00:51:47,600 --> 00:51:49,959
Speaker 3: That also comes from respect. It doesn't have to be equal,

1179
00:51:50,040 --> 00:51:53,000
Speaker 3: it's but it's respect. It's seeing like oh my god,

1180
00:51:53,160 --> 00:51:55,799
Speaker 3: this person is cooking for me, they're so good at it.

1181
00:51:56,200 --> 00:51:57,759
Speaker 3: I'm going to help out in this way, or like

1182
00:51:58,040 --> 00:51:59,879
Speaker 3: I'm going to be so grateful. I think a lot

1183
00:52:00,040 --> 00:52:04,200
Speaker 3: with hetero it's expected. It's they're entitled to it. And

1184
00:52:04,320 --> 00:52:07,319
Speaker 3: if it's not there, you're doing something like not woman like.

1185
00:52:07,520 --> 00:52:09,600
Speaker 3: And that's where the resentment and all that comes from.

1186
00:52:10,000 --> 00:52:13,840
Speaker 3: Where it's expected. It's not even like this nice, beautiful

1187
00:52:13,840 --> 00:52:16,960
Speaker 3: thing that you have in your relationship. It's bitch, there

1188
00:52:17,040 --> 00:52:19,520
Speaker 3: better be food here or what are you bringing into

1189
00:52:19,520 --> 00:52:20,040
Speaker 3: the table.

1190
00:52:20,360 --> 00:52:23,239
Speaker 2: That's the thing we've talked about this before us. It's

1191
00:52:23,280 --> 00:52:27,000
Speaker 2: definitely a titlement, but it's also there is something no

1192
00:52:27,040 --> 00:52:29,960
Speaker 2: matter how progressive or you are or how hard you

1193
00:52:30,040 --> 00:52:32,280
Speaker 2: try to have a fifty fifth relationship. There is something

1194
00:52:33,040 --> 00:52:37,320
Speaker 2: limiting in a straight relationship because you are always consciously

1195
00:52:37,440 --> 00:52:40,479
Speaker 2: or not referring back to existing norms. So you're either

1196
00:52:40,840 --> 00:52:43,880
Speaker 2: following norms or breaking norms. So there's all this pressure

1197
00:52:43,960 --> 00:52:48,360
Speaker 2: to either be the perfect like fifties couple or be

1198
00:52:48,480 --> 00:52:52,719
Speaker 2: the perfect progressive twenty twenties Brooklyn couple, and so everything

1199
00:52:52,760 --> 00:52:55,080
Speaker 2: you do, you're like, Okay, where do I fit in?

1200
00:52:55,239 --> 00:52:55,520
Speaker 1: Today?

1201
00:52:55,520 --> 00:52:57,920
Speaker 2: I was more equal, today, I was more problematic. Today

1202
00:52:57,920 --> 00:53:02,240
Speaker 2: I was my husban was more feminist. Whereas if you're gay,

1203
00:53:02,320 --> 00:53:06,040
Speaker 2: because there are fewer existing there's fewer generations of what

1204
00:53:06,120 --> 00:53:08,319
Speaker 2: it should be like to be a gay couple, you're

1205
00:53:08,360 --> 00:53:11,120
Speaker 2: like liberated to do whatever you want ideally, Does that

1206
00:53:11,160 --> 00:53:12,200
Speaker 2: make sense? That makes sense.

1207
00:53:12,280 --> 00:53:14,200
Speaker 1: I also think there's so many things that I do

1208
00:53:14,280 --> 00:53:19,680
Speaker 1: that are like straight guy coded that like, but they

1209
00:53:19,719 --> 00:53:22,360
Speaker 1: don't have the same trauma attached exactly.

1210
00:53:22,440 --> 00:53:23,239
Speaker 2: That's exactly what I mean.

1211
00:53:23,320 --> 00:53:27,279
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, because like I so, for example, that the

1212
00:53:27,320 --> 00:53:30,080
Speaker 1: guy in the grocery store that is so me. I

1213
00:53:30,120 --> 00:53:34,040
Speaker 1: am like so fucking stupid in a grocery store. It's

1214
00:53:34,120 --> 00:53:37,440
Speaker 1: it's insane. Like a famous tale of me when I

1215
00:53:37,480 --> 00:53:39,480
Speaker 1: was like a teenager, was my mom was like, well,

1216
00:53:39,520 --> 00:53:41,640
Speaker 1: you go get like twelve like or go get like

1217
00:53:41,719 --> 00:53:45,040
Speaker 1: five lemons, and I like walked away and then like

1218
00:53:45,200 --> 00:53:47,480
Speaker 1: ten minutes later, I come back with nothing in my hands,

1219
00:53:47,719 --> 00:53:50,120
Speaker 1: and I'm like what was I supposed to get? And like,

1220
00:53:51,400 --> 00:53:54,680
Speaker 1: and that has stayed the way that I am forever.

1221
00:53:54,800 --> 00:53:57,120
Speaker 1: It's just like I like I either have to like

1222
00:53:57,120 --> 00:53:59,719
Speaker 1: write it down and be like militant or like I

1223
00:53:59,760 --> 00:54:04,120
Speaker 1: will just like I'm too spacey. And but because we

1224
00:54:04,239 --> 00:54:08,640
Speaker 1: are gay, it's like, well, it's you know, he's a creative.

1225
00:54:08,800 --> 00:54:09,960
Speaker 1: It's not like, oh, he's a man.

1226
00:54:10,000 --> 00:54:12,520
Speaker 2: It's like no one's ever say exactly, no one's ever

1227
00:54:12,640 --> 00:54:15,680
Speaker 2: saying classic man that you weren't able to get the

1228
00:54:15,680 --> 00:54:21,040
Speaker 2: five lemons. And and so then what that does is

1229
00:54:21,160 --> 00:54:25,680
Speaker 2: it enables you to have an actual individual personality. It's

1230
00:54:25,719 --> 00:54:28,400
Speaker 2: not that's a man, it's that's Sam. Like that is

1231
00:54:28,440 --> 00:54:30,839
Speaker 2: classic Sam, that he didn't get the five lemons. Not

1232
00:54:30,880 --> 00:54:33,640
Speaker 2: like that is classic man. He should be put in prison.

1233
00:54:34,000 --> 00:54:35,200
Speaker 2: I'm a nasty woman.

1234
00:54:36,640 --> 00:54:40,319
Speaker 3: Yes, because you're already outside the noise exactly, you can

1235
00:54:40,640 --> 00:54:43,279
Speaker 3: just be yeah, and that's I think. Like, but then

1236
00:54:43,280 --> 00:54:46,479
Speaker 3: I also I know lesbian couples that the fall right

1237
00:54:46,520 --> 00:54:49,680
Speaker 3: into such gender mask feminre.

1238
00:54:49,440 --> 00:54:51,839
Speaker 2: Well, couples love mask and fem.

1239
00:54:51,960 --> 00:54:53,960
Speaker 1: Yeah, they really.

1240
00:54:53,719 --> 00:54:55,040
Speaker 2: Couples love mask.

1241
00:54:55,920 --> 00:54:58,440
Speaker 1: We actually need to talk to lesbian about that. That

1242
00:54:58,560 --> 00:54:59,239
Speaker 1: is crazy.

1243
00:54:59,360 --> 00:55:01,120
Speaker 2: We I think we you need to have a summit

1244
00:55:01,200 --> 00:55:04,080
Speaker 2: where we have like a true round table of lesbians

1245
00:55:04,120 --> 00:55:09,239
Speaker 2: because I really need to know more about the inherited

1246
00:55:09,480 --> 00:55:12,879
Speaker 2: traditions and traumas of mass and fem. Because sometimes when

1247
00:55:12,920 --> 00:55:14,480
Speaker 2: you hear and you know, we have a lot of

1248
00:55:14,560 --> 00:55:17,279
Speaker 2: lesbian friends on this podcast, sometimes when you hear discussions

1249
00:55:17,280 --> 00:55:20,040
Speaker 2: of mask and fem, you're almost like, this is as

1250
00:55:20,239 --> 00:55:22,560
Speaker 2: ingrained as men and women is in the straight world.

1251
00:55:22,600 --> 00:55:24,320
Speaker 1: You created gender within gender.

1252
00:55:24,560 --> 00:55:28,800
Speaker 2: You create a gender within this like utopian lesbian separate

1253
00:55:28,840 --> 00:55:29,920
Speaker 2: to society that you live in.

1254
00:55:30,239 --> 00:55:32,239
Speaker 1: Gay You guys try to do it with top and Bottom,

1255
00:55:32,320 --> 00:55:35,160
Speaker 1: but it's so good, it's and also it doesn't.

1256
00:55:34,840 --> 00:55:36,959
Speaker 2: Work, Like it doesn't work at all, not.

1257
00:55:36,880 --> 00:55:39,120
Speaker 1: Taking off in any way. It's a myth.

1258
00:55:39,400 --> 00:55:42,920
Speaker 2: No, there's actually something The idea of top and Bottom

1259
00:55:42,960 --> 00:55:46,840
Speaker 2: has been completely decontextualized from its actual meaning.

1260
00:55:46,920 --> 00:55:49,160
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's mostly just for games for drags exactly.

1261
00:55:49,239 --> 00:55:52,000
Speaker 2: Yes, It's like like when someone says they're literally no

1262
00:55:52,080 --> 00:55:54,200
Speaker 2: part of me is like so you're penetrating. No, that's

1263
00:55:54,239 --> 00:55:55,240
Speaker 2: literally not what it's about.

1264
00:56:00,360 --> 00:56:03,880
Speaker 1: Yeah.

1265
00:56:03,920 --> 00:56:08,279
Speaker 3: Interesting, but yeah, but even with the dudes, Like what's

1266
00:56:08,320 --> 00:56:10,759
Speaker 3: so hard with dudes is they seem normal, right, They're

1267
00:56:10,800 --> 00:56:14,040
Speaker 3: like saying the right thing sometimes, Yeah, like they're they're

1268
00:56:14,120 --> 00:56:16,120
Speaker 3: they're cleaning, You're like, oh, this is good, and then

1269
00:56:16,120 --> 00:56:18,200
Speaker 3: all of a sudden they'll be like, well, you know,

1270
00:56:18,239 --> 00:56:20,080
Speaker 3: I don't think women should have credit cards. You know,

1271
00:56:20,320 --> 00:56:23,719
Speaker 3: like there's always a hidden thing because of how we're

1272
00:56:23,719 --> 00:56:27,239
Speaker 3: all raised, where no matter how good and great, there's

1273
00:56:27,360 --> 00:56:29,160
Speaker 3: just this thing where you look and you go, what

1274
00:56:29,200 --> 00:56:30,640
Speaker 3: the fuck did you just say?

1275
00:56:31,080 --> 00:56:33,200
Speaker 2: But to turn that around, I would say that is

1276
00:56:33,239 --> 00:56:35,759
Speaker 2: also the case with women, where they seem normal and

1277
00:56:35,760 --> 00:56:37,600
Speaker 2: then suddenly they'll say like, well the man should make

1278
00:56:37,600 --> 00:56:38,600
Speaker 2: more money.

1279
00:56:40,880 --> 00:56:44,880
Speaker 3: That happens, but that only happens because men go crazy,

1280
00:56:45,320 --> 00:56:47,320
Speaker 3: Like that's the whole thing. It's like if men acted

1281
00:56:47,320 --> 00:56:49,640
Speaker 3: normal with women making tons of money, I think it's

1282
00:56:49,680 --> 00:56:51,520
Speaker 3: kind of when people are like the gay teens are

1283
00:56:51,560 --> 00:56:53,120
Speaker 3: taking their own lives, and it's like I think it's

1284
00:56:53,120 --> 00:56:55,439
Speaker 3: the bullying, not the gay. So that's why I feel

1285
00:56:55,480 --> 00:56:57,359
Speaker 3: with the women making more money, they would love it.

1286
00:56:57,400 --> 00:56:59,719
Speaker 3: But it's like as soon as you get promoted or

1287
00:56:59,760 --> 00:57:02,200
Speaker 3: women make more money in a within a straight relationship.

1288
00:57:02,600 --> 00:57:05,520
Speaker 3: The study show it's like divorce goes up, like all

1289
00:57:05,520 --> 00:57:09,160
Speaker 3: these different things happen. It's like if men could just

1290
00:57:09,200 --> 00:57:12,040
Speaker 3: handle it, it would be fine, but it's still valuing.

1291
00:57:12,080 --> 00:57:13,400
Speaker 3: It's like the pick me of it all, because it's

1292
00:57:13,440 --> 00:57:15,439
Speaker 3: like I'd rather make less money and have a man

1293
00:57:16,680 --> 00:57:22,000
Speaker 3: then be on my corporate you know, ladder batty totally Lisa.

1294
00:57:22,040 --> 00:57:26,360
Speaker 2: Any final thoughts on the aisle at the supermarket that

1295
00:57:26,400 --> 00:57:29,480
Speaker 2: has paper goods and home and you can have you

1296
00:57:29,520 --> 00:57:29,959
Speaker 2: could have.

1297
00:57:29,880 --> 00:57:32,080
Speaker 3: Some fun flare like my ziploc bags are Arthur the

1298
00:57:32,160 --> 00:57:34,760
Speaker 3: Art of Arc, like there is of deviations.

1299
00:57:34,920 --> 00:57:36,800
Speaker 2: Of course, my mind went this is different because it's

1300
00:57:36,800 --> 00:57:38,520
Speaker 2: not in that isle. But my mind went to fun

1301
00:57:38,600 --> 00:57:40,640
Speaker 2: band aids. One of my favorite things to purchase, like

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00:57:41,000 --> 00:57:42,840
Speaker 2: to have band aids with SpongeBob on them. I mean,

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00:57:42,880 --> 00:57:44,000
Speaker 2: I'm on cloud nine.

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00:57:44,360 --> 00:57:48,000
Speaker 3: Yeah, they're just allo little Yeah, they're tidy for the

1305
00:57:48,040 --> 00:57:51,919
Speaker 3: little babies. No, I think it's just like you need it.

1306
00:57:51,920 --> 00:57:54,800
Speaker 3: It's there. It's there for you clean your toilet, get

1307
00:57:54,880 --> 00:57:59,280
Speaker 3: some bleach, but you know you want to unpleasant vill

1308
00:57:59,320 --> 00:58:02,440
Speaker 3: it a little yeah, yeah, get a thicker one at

1309
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Speaker 3: least get it.

1310
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Speaker 2: You know, I would like, here's what I think, let's

1311
00:58:05,880 --> 00:58:08,880
Speaker 2: get the Queer Eye team, the Fab five to redesign

1312
00:58:08,960 --> 00:58:10,880
Speaker 2: that isle of the supermarket. That would be a fun

1313
00:58:11,560 --> 00:58:13,280
Speaker 2: I think that would be a very fun project for them.

1314
00:58:13,400 --> 00:58:16,200
Speaker 2: No one would get hurt, unlike the current status of

1315
00:58:16,200 --> 00:58:18,720
Speaker 2: that show, where I believe they end up like psychologically

1316
00:58:18,760 --> 00:58:20,120
Speaker 2: torturing everyone they try to help.

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Speaker 3: You know what the swiffer wet jet is holding down

1318
00:58:23,160 --> 00:58:23,880
Speaker 3: the gay community.

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00:58:24,000 --> 00:58:28,040
Speaker 2: Oh that's true. Yeah, swiffer, she is squirts. Yes, No,

1320
00:58:28,240 --> 00:58:30,880
Speaker 2: swiffer is very queer, I think.

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00:58:31,160 --> 00:58:33,760
Speaker 3: Yeah. All around swiffer like mop.

1322
00:58:33,600 --> 00:58:36,840
Speaker 2: And bucket is so traditional. It's so fifties. And then

1323
00:58:36,880 --> 00:58:38,320
Speaker 2: the swiffer came along and was like.

1324
00:58:38,920 --> 00:58:44,640
Speaker 3: Skinny, skinny, quick, wipe it down. I love it.

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Speaker 2: Okay, should we do our final segment.

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Speaker 1: Let's do our final segment.

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Speaker 3: Thank you for having me, by the way, it's always

1328
00:58:54,440 --> 00:58:54,840
Speaker 3: a dream.

1329
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Speaker 1: Of course. These are our final segments called shout outs.

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00:58:57,920 --> 00:59:00,680
Speaker 1: In this segment, we pay homage to the grand straight

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00:59:00,680 --> 00:59:03,480
Speaker 1: tradition of the radio shout out and shout out anything

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00:59:03,520 --> 00:59:07,520
Speaker 1: that we are enjoying, people, places, things, ideas. So imagine

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00:59:07,520 --> 00:59:09,200
Speaker 1: twousand and one you're at trol shouting out to your

1334
00:59:09,200 --> 00:59:15,160
Speaker 1: squad back home about anything that you like. I do

1335
00:59:15,280 --> 00:59:16,040
Speaker 1: you have one, George?

1336
00:59:17,240 --> 00:59:17,880
Speaker 2: You know I don't.

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00:59:18,440 --> 00:59:22,760
Speaker 1: Okay, I have one that I don't think I've done before.

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Speaker 1: What is of freaks, losers and perverts around the globe?

1339
00:59:27,600 --> 00:59:29,000
Speaker 1: I want to give a huge shout out, and I

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00:59:29,080 --> 00:59:32,160
Speaker 1: hope I haven't done this before. To straws. I have

1341
00:59:32,320 --> 00:59:35,360
Speaker 1: started making straws a priority again in my life. I

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00:59:35,400 --> 00:59:37,040
Speaker 1: am in the coffee shop that give me the thing

1343
00:59:37,080 --> 00:59:38,800
Speaker 1: where there's just a hole and you're supposed to sip

1344
00:59:38,800 --> 00:59:39,960
Speaker 1: on it, and I say, do you have a straw?

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00:59:40,440 --> 00:59:43,120
Speaker 1: And guess what? I love it because when that ice

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00:59:43,240 --> 00:59:45,640
Speaker 1: is coming at your face, it makes the drinking experience

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00:59:45,760 --> 00:59:48,240
Speaker 1: less fun and you need a straw to get through

1348
00:59:48,560 --> 00:59:51,680
Speaker 1: the bullshit aka the ice so you can get a

1349
00:59:51,720 --> 00:59:54,720
Speaker 1: clean sip of your coffee. I find straws to be

1350
00:59:54,800 --> 00:59:58,080
Speaker 1: so fun, so practical, and I don't know what is

1351
00:59:58,160 --> 01:00:02,160
Speaker 1: up with their impact on the environment, but I refuse

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01:00:02,320 --> 01:00:05,280
Speaker 1: to look into it. One time I got a straw

1353
01:00:05,320 --> 01:00:07,360
Speaker 1: that was literally just a noodle and they were like,

1354
01:00:07,360 --> 01:00:09,000
Speaker 1: it's a pasta straw, and I was like, I don't

1355
01:00:09,000 --> 01:00:11,400
Speaker 1: think you're actually supposed to use just a piece of pasta.

1356
01:00:11,840 --> 01:00:14,680
Speaker 1: But I thought this is pretty quirky, and I will

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01:00:14,720 --> 01:00:18,160
Speaker 1: think about this straw forever. I love straws and I

1358
01:00:18,200 --> 01:00:21,120
Speaker 1: love seat turtles, and I hope they are supporting each

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01:00:21,200 --> 01:00:25,200
Speaker 1: other and linking up. Diva wise xoxo, Sam.

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01:00:25,360 --> 01:00:28,640
Speaker 3: W Yes, I'm with you. I'm straws all the way,

1361
01:00:28,840 --> 01:00:30,840
Speaker 3: and that stuff about the turtles is not real. That

1362
01:00:30,920 --> 01:00:33,120
Speaker 3: was I feel that I was pushed by the paper agenda.

1363
01:00:33,280 --> 01:00:35,720
Speaker 1: You think that was propaganda, Well, one's not.

1364
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Speaker 3: Better than the other, and we still use plastic. Like

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01:00:37,560 --> 01:00:39,160
Speaker 3: it just felt too weird, Like it felt like a

1366
01:00:39,200 --> 01:00:42,040
Speaker 3: business deal with billionaires at a camp, like they were

1367
01:00:42,040 --> 01:00:43,960
Speaker 3: at a summit and we're like, oh yeah, let's push this.

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Speaker 2: I think two things can be true. Obviously, I think

1369
01:00:47,080 --> 01:00:50,880
Speaker 2: they both are bad and were chosen almost that random

1370
01:00:50,880 --> 01:00:52,760
Speaker 2: as the one thing we're meant to think is bad,

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01:00:53,320 --> 01:00:55,040
Speaker 2: and I think everyone can agree on that. I do

1372
01:00:55,080 --> 01:00:57,880
Speaker 2: think they are bad. Sure, It's like I can decide

1373
01:00:57,920 --> 01:01:00,280
Speaker 2: you can decide what the hot bad thing is at

1374
01:01:00,320 --> 01:01:03,120
Speaker 2: any given time. You can decide it's microplastics, you can

1375
01:01:03,160 --> 01:01:05,640
Speaker 2: decide it's straws, you can decide it's fast fashion. All

1376
01:01:05,680 --> 01:01:06,640
Speaker 2: of those are bad.

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Speaker 4: Period.

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Speaker 3: I'm doing all of them. I'm filled with plastics.

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01:01:14,480 --> 01:01:19,200
Speaker 2: Oh it's plastics up the wazoo. Okay, I can, I

1380
01:01:19,240 --> 01:01:20,560
Speaker 2: can go. Let me see, let me.

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Speaker 3: Say, I'm with you. My best is straw, like bags

1382
01:01:23,040 --> 01:01:25,520
Speaker 3: of I love having drinks at our house with straw.

1383
01:01:25,720 --> 01:01:29,320
Speaker 1: Oh it's so luxurious. Yeah, I've been.

1384
01:01:29,360 --> 01:01:31,600
Speaker 3: Drunk or faster and you're right, the ice coming at me.

1385
01:01:31,680 --> 01:01:32,440
Speaker 3: It's I don't love it.

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01:01:32,600 --> 01:01:33,920
Speaker 1: I hate the fucking ice.

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Speaker 3: Damn. That was a good one. Thank you.

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Speaker 1: I thought about it today because I got a coffee

1389
01:01:39,320 --> 01:01:40,440
Speaker 1: and a little straw.

1390
01:01:42,000 --> 01:01:45,880
Speaker 2: Okay, let's see. Oh I have a good one. Okay,

1391
01:01:47,000 --> 01:01:49,320
Speaker 2: all right, what's up Cinophiles around the world. I want

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01:01:49,320 --> 01:01:53,000
Speaker 2: to give a shout out to movies having intermissions. I

1393
01:01:53,080 --> 01:01:55,479
Speaker 2: just saw The Brutalist, and a lot has been said

1394
01:01:55,520 --> 01:01:57,920
Speaker 2: about how the Brutalists? Have you seen it, Lisa? So

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01:01:58,040 --> 01:02:00,800
Speaker 2: it has built into the film and intermission, so in

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01:02:00,840 --> 01:02:03,320
Speaker 2: the middle of it you get a blank screen and

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01:02:03,360 --> 01:02:06,880
Speaker 2: then it counts down fifteen minutes and people have been like, oh,

1398
01:02:06,920 --> 01:02:09,840
Speaker 2: what a like dick swinging move from the director, blah

1399
01:02:09,920 --> 01:02:11,360
Speaker 2: blah blah, like he thinks he's hot.

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01:02:11,360 --> 01:02:11,560
Speaker 4: Shit.

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01:02:11,680 --> 01:02:13,320
Speaker 2: Guess what I got a diet coke, I went to

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01:02:13,320 --> 01:02:15,200
Speaker 2: the bathroom, I came back. I was ready for the

1403
01:02:15,200 --> 01:02:18,640
Speaker 2: second half. I reset my engagement meter. I was ready

1404
01:02:18,680 --> 01:02:21,080
Speaker 2: to pay attention again the second half. A lot of

1405
01:02:21,120 --> 01:02:22,840
Speaker 2: people are saying the second half is bad. I actually

1406
01:02:22,880 --> 01:02:25,400
Speaker 2: thought it was sort of fabulous and how crazy it got,

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01:02:25,760 --> 01:02:28,960
Speaker 2: and I ultimately enjoyed the film a lot. Shout out

1408
01:02:28,960 --> 01:02:31,400
Speaker 2: to Adrian Brody. I'm so happy he's getting a second Oscar.

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01:02:31,440 --> 01:02:34,360
Speaker 2: But I want to say, if you're doing a long movie,

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01:02:34,360 --> 01:02:35,840
Speaker 2: which I support, if you're doing a three and a

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01:02:35,840 --> 01:02:39,040
Speaker 2: half hour movie, sure put in an intermission. It is

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01:02:39,080 --> 01:02:41,080
Speaker 2: a win win for everyone. It's a win for the

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01:02:41,120 --> 01:02:43,000
Speaker 2: movie theater because I'm gonna go get my diet coke.

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01:02:43,040 --> 01:02:44,640
Speaker 2: It is a win for me because I get to,

1415
01:02:44,680 --> 01:02:46,640
Speaker 2: like reset my attention. It's a win for the filmmaker.

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01:02:46,680 --> 01:02:48,320
Speaker 2: More people are gonna go see their movies. And it's

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01:02:48,360 --> 01:02:50,920
Speaker 2: a win for society because we are going in a

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01:02:50,920 --> 01:02:54,680
Speaker 2: more sort of euro chic direction. You're suddenly at the opera.

1419
01:02:54,760 --> 01:02:58,120
Speaker 2: You're in you know, you're in Italy. You are going

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01:02:58,200 --> 01:03:00,440
Speaker 2: out and getting a you know, an aperol sprits in

1421
01:03:00,480 --> 01:03:03,240
Speaker 2: the middle of it. Afterwards, you're gonna go have some spaghetti.

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01:03:03,280 --> 01:03:06,120
Speaker 2: You're gonna have a steak free and so it's truly

1423
01:03:06,120 --> 01:03:07,720
Speaker 2: a no brainer to me. I don't understand why it

1424
01:03:07,760 --> 01:03:10,360
Speaker 2: doesn't happen more. Hell put it, put it an intermission

1425
01:03:10,480 --> 01:03:12,960
Speaker 2: in a ninety minute rom com from I care like.

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01:03:13,200 --> 01:03:15,120
Speaker 2: It doesn't have to be a big movie. So I

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01:03:15,200 --> 01:03:17,040
Speaker 2: just want to shout out to intermissions. I want to

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01:03:17,080 --> 01:03:18,680
Speaker 2: see more of them, and I want to see them now.

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Speaker 1: I love that.

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01:03:20,640 --> 01:03:25,360
Speaker 3: They're killing it because I have peeings. I'm always scared

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01:03:25,400 --> 01:03:27,479
Speaker 3: I got a pee? How do I plan? I'm taking

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01:03:27,520 --> 01:03:31,880
Speaker 3: such little SIPs on the pee. I would love a break.

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01:03:32,160 --> 01:03:34,080
Speaker 2: I just want to say, as a Regal member, a

1434
01:03:34,160 --> 01:03:37,840
Speaker 2: proud Regal man, hot dog in Regal you go, you

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01:03:37,840 --> 01:03:40,200
Speaker 2: get a small diet Pepsi, because of course, the one

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01:03:40,200 --> 01:03:47,760
Speaker 2: flaw Pepsi n'll cook at the Regal branded establishments. The

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01:03:47,760 --> 01:03:50,120
Speaker 2: their small size is truly as big as a bathtub.

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01:03:50,240 --> 01:03:53,160
Speaker 2: And I'm not I can't control myself. You're gonna give

1439
01:03:53,200 --> 01:03:54,960
Speaker 2: me a bathtub size drink. I'm gonna have it all.

1440
01:03:55,080 --> 01:03:56,440
Speaker 2: So what happens is I have it all within the

1441
01:03:56,480 --> 01:03:58,920
Speaker 2: first twenty minutes, and then I'm pretty much peeing my pants.

1442
01:03:58,920 --> 01:03:59,720
Speaker 2: For the last three.

1443
01:03:59,600 --> 01:04:02,400
Speaker 1: Hours I've done. I did permanent damage to myself during

1444
01:04:02,400 --> 01:04:05,800
Speaker 1: anatomy of a fall trying to hold my pee. That

1445
01:04:05,920 --> 01:04:10,040
Speaker 1: was crazy, and I'm I'm very grateful for intermissions.

1446
01:04:10,360 --> 01:04:12,640
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's good. Maybe I'll see the Brutalist. JK. I

1447
01:04:12,640 --> 01:04:13,479
Speaker 3: want to see Baby Girl.

1448
01:04:13,760 --> 01:04:15,920
Speaker 1: Wait, I feel like you would like the Brutalist.

1449
01:04:16,240 --> 01:04:18,840
Speaker 3: You think so well, I'm scared.

1450
01:04:19,080 --> 01:04:21,360
Speaker 1: Talk about meet a man at the Brutalist.

1451
01:04:22,360 --> 01:04:26,440
Speaker 3: Ew do I dress slutty and go to the Brutalist?

1452
01:04:26,720 --> 01:04:27,160
Speaker 1: Literally?

1453
01:04:30,720 --> 01:04:31,400
Speaker 3: I would love it.

1454
01:04:31,440 --> 01:04:32,800
Speaker 2: Oh, I want to know what you think of Baby

1455
01:04:32,840 --> 01:04:33,160
Speaker 2: Girl too?

1456
01:04:33,200 --> 01:04:35,960
Speaker 3: Okay, Well I saw a photo of Nicole Kibben crawling

1457
01:04:35,960 --> 01:04:42,920
Speaker 3: and I went, oh, nothing, okay, what up sweetheart? Sexy

1458
01:04:43,000 --> 01:04:45,320
Speaker 3: ladies and everyone in between.

1459
01:04:45,640 --> 01:04:48,680
Speaker 1: So thank you for being inclusive.

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01:04:50,840 --> 01:04:55,480
Speaker 3: All right, so my shout out right now. I started

1461
01:04:55,480 --> 01:04:58,800
Speaker 3: True Blood yesterday. I'm about four episodes in. No one

1462
01:04:58,840 --> 01:05:01,200
Speaker 3: told me it was softcore porn. I've never been warning

1463
01:05:01,360 --> 01:05:05,760
Speaker 3: in my fucking life. It's sex. It's non stop, rough,

1464
01:05:06,120 --> 01:05:09,120
Speaker 3: cool sex. So thank you, and I'm glad to be

1465
01:05:09,200 --> 01:05:13,000
Speaker 3: horned up by a show. Thanks. So that's that's basically it.

1466
01:05:13,640 --> 01:05:15,360
Speaker 2: No True Blood is the horny show.

1467
01:05:15,400 --> 01:05:17,360
Speaker 3: I didn't know I thought it was like Twilight Vampires.

1468
01:05:17,360 --> 01:05:19,160
Speaker 3: I didn't care. I put it on and I was like,

1469
01:05:19,720 --> 01:05:21,720
Speaker 3: oh my god, she's like hanging from a hook getting

1470
01:05:21,760 --> 01:05:23,840
Speaker 3: fucked from behind. I'm like, oh, I could get behind

1471
01:05:23,880 --> 01:05:24,280
Speaker 3: this show.

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01:05:27,160 --> 01:05:27,440
Speaker 1: Wow.

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01:05:27,480 --> 01:05:29,440
Speaker 2: I know, I sort of think Twilight a lot of

1474
01:05:29,440 --> 01:05:33,640
Speaker 2: the more like ya vampire stuff hurt True Blood because

1475
01:05:33,640 --> 01:05:35,680
Speaker 2: people think that's what it is, because they put it

1476
01:05:35,680 --> 01:05:37,440
Speaker 2: in the same category as Twilight. Okay, you do have

1477
01:05:37,480 --> 01:05:38,000
Speaker 2: a heart out.

1478
01:05:38,280 --> 01:05:38,760
Speaker 1: We love you.

1479
01:05:38,880 --> 01:05:42,800
Speaker 2: Please tell everyone again once again what your special is called,

1480
01:05:42,840 --> 01:05:44,280
Speaker 2: where they can find it, and when it comes out.

1481
01:05:44,360 --> 01:05:47,240
Speaker 3: And I am fun and funny, I just obviously serious

1482
01:05:47,240 --> 01:05:49,280
Speaker 3: when it becomes to sex. You know, I go forward

1483
01:05:49,640 --> 01:05:51,800
Speaker 3: to promote the special and then I end up talking

1484
01:05:51,840 --> 01:05:54,440
Speaker 3: about unequal you know, inequality. I don't like it.

1485
01:05:54,560 --> 01:05:57,200
Speaker 2: You are one of the most beloved stand up comedians.

1486
01:05:57,280 --> 01:06:00,120
Speaker 3: Very nice of you. I love I love doing comedy

1487
01:06:00,280 --> 01:06:02,800
Speaker 3: and I love being able to hang out with you

1488
01:06:02,840 --> 01:06:07,640
Speaker 3: guys and Netflix night Owl Tuesday, January twenty eighth. I

1489
01:06:07,760 --> 01:06:09,560
Speaker 3: really want to be in the top ten. I know

1490
01:06:09,600 --> 01:06:11,800
Speaker 3: it's desperate to be you know, vote for me, vote

1491
01:06:11,840 --> 01:06:14,479
Speaker 3: for me Dancing with the Stars, but like, I want

1492
01:06:14,480 --> 01:06:15,320
Speaker 3: to be in the top ten.

1493
01:06:15,480 --> 01:06:17,400
Speaker 2: Yeah, just press play. I guess what, even if you're

1494
01:06:17,440 --> 01:06:18,440
Speaker 2: not a comedy fan, press play.

1495
01:06:18,520 --> 01:06:18,920
Speaker 1: Leave the room.

1496
01:06:18,920 --> 01:06:20,880
Speaker 2: It's still gonna count It's just still gonna County.

1497
01:06:21,240 --> 01:06:22,600
Speaker 3: So I can be on watch What Happens Live.

1498
01:06:22,680 --> 01:06:25,280
Speaker 1: Yes, Oh, I think it's in the cards. I think

1499
01:06:25,280 --> 01:06:26,440
Speaker 1: it's really in the cards for you.

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01:06:26,480 --> 01:06:27,800
Speaker 3: I think I got to be in the top ten

1501
01:06:27,880 --> 01:06:29,919
Speaker 3: to do it. I think that's I do.

1502
01:06:30,400 --> 01:06:33,080
Speaker 2: All right, let's get let's get Mullanie out of there.

1503
01:06:33,160 --> 01:06:35,200
Speaker 2: And we're talking Lisa Triggers h Lanyou.

1504
01:06:35,360 --> 01:06:37,400
Speaker 3: I would love if Mlanie was in the top ten.

1505
01:06:38,080 --> 01:06:45,320
Speaker 3: We're talking like a Nazi comedy yet, like, yeah, the

1506
01:06:45,400 --> 01:06:48,760
Speaker 3: AI Christmas whatever. I don't know what I'm saying anymore.

1507
01:06:48,800 --> 01:06:51,320
Speaker 1: I should go No, it's okay. Well, this has been

1508
01:06:51,320 --> 01:06:53,200
Speaker 1: a real delight. Thank you so much for doing the pod.

1509
01:06:53,560 --> 01:06:54,480
Speaker 3: You guys are amazing.

1510
01:06:54,760 --> 01:06:59,720
Speaker 4: Bye bye podcast and now want more, Subscribe to our

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01:06:59,760 --> 01:07:03,480
Speaker 4: page for two extra episodes a month, discord access and

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Speaker 1: Slash Stradio Lab, and for all our visual earners, free

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Speaker 1: Will Ferrell's Big Money Players Network and iHeart Podcasts.

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Speaker 2: Created and hosted by George Severis and Sam Taggart.

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Speaker 1: Executive produced by Will Ferrell, Han Sony and Olivia Aguilar.

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Speaker 1: Co produced by by Wang, edited and engineered by Adam Abolos.

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Speaker 1: Artwork by Michael Failes and Matt Grub. Theme music by

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Speaker 1: Ben Kling