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Speaker 1: I am lunchbox. I know the most about sports because

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Speaker 1: from the North. It's Sissan you guys. People call me

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Speaker 1: Sissan ray Mundo around the studio. I live on the

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Speaker 1: this is the Sore Losers Podcast broadcast onto the Nashville

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Speaker 1: Podcast Network. Wow, that's so good. It sounded almost as

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Speaker 1: good as I do. Let me tell you, guys, I

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Speaker 1: I mean, I'm just I sound terrible. But we're here

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Speaker 1: today and I'm I got great stories. I got great stories. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: you do. I have incredible stories. This is a deep

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Speaker 1: throat unlike any other code. Is this why your voice sucks?

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Speaker 1: Because you were out partying with someone? I don't even

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Speaker 1: So somebody was drinking some seltzer's hanging out with celeb's

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Speaker 1: last night. Well, I mean I did. I did have

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Speaker 1: try to raise wedding. Remember when I tried to dis

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Speaker 1: batchelor party. I wasn't there, Okay, So anyway, I get it.

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Speaker 1: I get an email on Wednesday and it's like, hey,

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Speaker 1: like a J. Brown, Oh nice Titans Taylor Lao Titans. Uh,

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Speaker 1: other people on the list. He went to Notre Dame quarterback,

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Speaker 1: the place with the Titans. Yes, So I'm like, heck, yeah,

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Speaker 1: I'm in. So I show up last night free parking.

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Speaker 1: I'm pulling the parking garage. Now I'm looking around and

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Speaker 1: I see Chris Lane getting out of his country singer. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: And he gets back in and he gets his bat out.

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Speaker 1: Oh he brought his own back. Hey, hey, lunchbox got

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Speaker 1: And I was like, Okay, we know one guy that's

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Speaker 1: gonna take this game pretty serious. Wooden bat got position,

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Speaker 1: tickets do you eat? No, no one's coming to watch, alright.

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Speaker 1: So this is the Nashville Sound Stadium, Yes, Nashville Sounds.

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Speaker 1: So it was your number five, I believe her. I

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Speaker 1: don't have an Sluggers number right there. Yeah, it is Londs,

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Speaker 1: coach let number five. The jerseys were cool, by the way,

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Speaker 1: off milk Carton. Coach like the Dominican, that's true. So

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Speaker 1: and forth. Walker Hayes comes up. We're chatting, so he's like, hey,

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Speaker 1: you wear in your cameos. I should have Why why

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Speaker 1: We have some guys shameless plug. We have some from

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Speaker 1: Sarah new era. Yeah, lids lids. Yeah, she was there

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Speaker 1: last night. She was she was there last night. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: she was in town. So, coach, you knew the people

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Speaker 1: You you think he knew this labs, No chance. No.

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Speaker 1: I didn't know many of the slabs. Some of them.

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Speaker 1: I just had no idea who they were. So I'm like, okay,

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Speaker 1: well what am I gonna do? Everybody's walking around in

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Speaker 1: How cool is he gonna be? He's gonna be coach?

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Speaker 1: I think it may have been bourbon, now that I say,

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Speaker 1: Just hey, He's like, I'm so. Someone comes up. It's like, hey,

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Speaker 1: that's not what Terry Bradshaw say. Yeah, you know what

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Speaker 1: not what he said. Pleaded about the mom part he said,

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Speaker 1: Did you have chicks on the team? Yes? He called

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna touch him in the face. Coach, You're like

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Speaker 1: can I get a picture with you? He's like, anything

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Speaker 1: kept calling me Kenny Chestney all night. He gets Kenny,

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Speaker 1: I've ever heard, anything for Kenny Chesney. Hey, did you

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Speaker 1: sing for him? Though? He's like don't. It's like he

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Speaker 1: tasted let me sing. Hey, guys, we got fucking Kenny

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Speaker 1: Chesney over here. And he's that's serious. That is hilarious.

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Speaker 1: A second d this is the funniest thing my life.

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Speaker 1: Kenny Chesney, Hey, so we're about to take the goes Kenny.

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Speaker 1: Get your grass out there. But he's the poster child

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Speaker 1: for heavy news. Hey, so you went along right, You're like, well,

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Speaker 1: I just came from the island. You're all You're welcome

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Speaker 1: to come down there anytime you want. He's like, damn it, kiddy,

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Speaker 1: like Carco come next, Kenny Chestney want nothing more. They

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Speaker 1: introduced me lunchbox. I walk up and he goes time out,

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Speaker 1: time out, he's coaching third. He goes, can he get

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Speaker 1: in this ballpark things you can hit shit sin So

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Speaker 1: Go get it, Kenny. Do you have to keep custing? Dude?

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Speaker 1: This is what he was telling me, And I'm like,

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Speaker 1: left field base hit Kenny Chesney. Then I'm running and

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Speaker 1: they throw at home because someone from second tries to score,

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Speaker 1: But so I'm on second base and someone gets a

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Speaker 1: I ain't sliding. So is that Terry telling you the slide?

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Speaker 1: It was Terry. It was Will Compton from Busting with

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Speaker 1: I turned back around. I'm running home. Kaiser throws it

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Speaker 1: Stupid Kenny freaking Kenny dude. He called me Kenny all

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Speaker 1: freaking night hious. I'm a big, big fan. What's your

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Speaker 1: favorite song? Probably this one, stupid. It's a simple vi.

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Speaker 1: Oh no shoes, no shirt, no problem is a good

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Speaker 1: I mean he, let me tell you, he was putting

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Speaker 1: Is he short? He's tall? He's tall. I mean, if

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Speaker 1: taller than you. Know. He's pretty. But I would say

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Speaker 1: he was just I mean hyping everybody up to everybody. Ah,

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Speaker 1: and like I thought it was gonna be so uptight.

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Speaker 1: There's nothing he says, seriously, I didn't know he'd be

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Speaker 1: He took you as an absolute joke. Then, Ken and

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Speaker 1: I told him, and he then went inning. He comes

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Speaker 1: how are your sons of bitches? I got fifty geese

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Speaker 1: on you guys to win, so let's not screw this. Oh,

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Speaker 1: you can win some of Terry's money. I said, told him,

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Speaker 1: I said, so if we win, do I get two geese?

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Speaker 1: He goes, damn right, you do, Kenny. Way to be

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Speaker 1: ready because just in case, damn right, you do, Kenny.

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Speaker 1: And so then Boss started playing a little bit hard.

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Speaker 1: He started swinging harder, running faster. So then I went up,

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Speaker 1: you got the clip? Yeah? I went up and interviewed him.

415
00:22:52,240 --> 00:22:53,840
Speaker 1: He's coaching third And this is after he told me

416
00:22:53,880 --> 00:22:55,399
Speaker 1: I was the worst base runner in the history of

417
00:22:55,440 --> 00:22:57,520
Speaker 1: base running. And I went up to our coach and

418
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Speaker 1: I said, hey, man, how am I doing? We're about

419
00:23:00,880 --> 00:23:06,680
Speaker 1: to talk to my coach. Coach? Coach question, coach, coach poset.

420
00:23:06,760 --> 00:23:08,760
Speaker 1: I think we just found out why coach doesn't have

421
00:23:08,760 --> 00:23:11,960
Speaker 1: a voice today. I mean, did you hear how hard

422
00:23:12,000 --> 00:23:15,440
Speaker 1: he's yelling out there? Dude? And why does terry of

423
00:23:15,520 --> 00:23:17,480
Speaker 1: a little band aid on his cheek? Is that COVID

424
00:23:17,520 --> 00:23:20,280
Speaker 1: patch or what is that? I was smoking? I didn't

425
00:23:20,320 --> 00:23:22,080
Speaker 1: ask him. He must have got a nick when he

426
00:23:22,119 --> 00:23:24,639
Speaker 1: was shaving. I don't know. Back to the clip, coach,

427
00:23:24,920 --> 00:23:27,720
Speaker 1: what about my hit? What about my head? Awesome? Awesome? Here?

428
00:23:28,080 --> 00:23:29,520
Speaker 1: If I had more hit, it was like you we

429
00:23:29,640 --> 00:23:33,199
Speaker 1: fucking me winning his motherfucking Wait? Wait? What about Oh

430
00:23:33,200 --> 00:23:40,240
Speaker 1: you're I'm awesome guy? Hilarious, Coach. I think your estimate

431
00:23:40,240 --> 00:23:42,520
Speaker 1: of a couple of bourbons was off by coach. Do

432
00:23:42,560 --> 00:23:46,919
Speaker 1: you hear him slurring? Dan? He's saucome, dude, he was

433
00:23:47,359 --> 00:23:50,400
Speaker 1: going out there? Did he go to Broadway before the game? Oh?

434
00:23:50,520 --> 00:23:53,520
Speaker 1: She must have pre pre gamed over at Tootsie's. Coach, Dude,

435
00:23:53,520 --> 00:23:55,600
Speaker 1: when you said to his whiskey at your chair, it

436
00:23:55,720 --> 00:23:58,000
Speaker 1: wasn't because they were doing a promotional thing. He brought

437
00:23:58,040 --> 00:24:02,600
Speaker 1: the whiskey from his pregame under from last night. Yeah,

438
00:24:02,720 --> 00:24:04,680
Speaker 1: he yet, get out of here. I like, I keep

439
00:24:04,680 --> 00:24:07,200
Speaker 1: telling you, get out of here. Coach, Hey, coach, my

440
00:24:07,359 --> 00:24:10,320
Speaker 1: good Yeah we had more like you. We wouldn't win

441
00:24:10,359 --> 00:24:15,119
Speaker 1: the game. Get out of here. I love how he

442
00:24:15,200 --> 00:24:17,840
Speaker 1: ends up with get out of here. He might have

443
00:24:17,880 --> 00:24:22,560
Speaker 1: spilled a whole bottle the whole night. I mean, just

444
00:24:22,560 --> 00:24:25,080
Speaker 1: sloshing out of his cup just I mean up and

445
00:24:25,119 --> 00:24:27,720
Speaker 1: down the base path, yelling at the ump. The sounds

446
00:24:27,720 --> 00:24:30,320
Speaker 1: are trying to warm up today. Man, I swear this

447
00:24:30,400 --> 00:24:33,920
Speaker 1: infield grass and I was like, booze, that's all over

448
00:24:33,960 --> 00:24:35,720
Speaker 1: the dirt. Coach, you're gonna try and pick up those

449
00:24:35,720 --> 00:24:37,880
Speaker 1: little bunt balls. They can't even get him. It's all

450
00:24:37,880 --> 00:24:41,399
Speaker 1: slippery and slide and like a whiskey bottle. But maybe

451
00:24:41,440 --> 00:24:44,800
Speaker 1: the highlight of the night, well, Chris Lane hit three

452
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Speaker 1: over the field hit I mean all three every time

453
00:24:46,840 --> 00:24:48,560
Speaker 1: he got up inside the park home run because he

454
00:24:48,600 --> 00:24:52,280
Speaker 1: just crushed it. He's good. Riley Green, first pitch he saw.

455
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Speaker 1: Did you ever get a hat? By the way, now

456
00:24:53,840 --> 00:24:56,720
Speaker 1: he never got to have never got a hat? Riley

457
00:24:56,760 --> 00:25:01,040
Speaker 1: Green hit one three thirty two over the fence. Wow,

458
00:25:01,359 --> 00:25:06,399
Speaker 1: over the fence. This cat up. He's big, man, I

459
00:25:06,440 --> 00:25:09,359
Speaker 1: mean he hit a ball. But here's the thing. Like

460
00:25:09,480 --> 00:25:14,640
Speaker 1: Chris um Lane, he's he's powerful, but he's small. He's

461
00:25:14,640 --> 00:25:17,880
Speaker 1: a small dude. So for his size, he that's that's

462
00:25:17,880 --> 00:25:22,240
Speaker 1: a hard hidden dude. Yes, but yes, but Riley's big.

463
00:25:22,320 --> 00:25:25,800
Speaker 1: He's a big dude, thick, muscular to hit it out.

464
00:25:26,240 --> 00:25:30,760
Speaker 1: That's soft softball. That's that's I've never seen. That's more

465
00:25:30,880 --> 00:25:34,200
Speaker 1: Jackson the sounds hit three hundred and thirty two feet

466
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Speaker 1: now on the left field line, home run. Did he

467
00:25:37,480 --> 00:25:41,080
Speaker 1: he roll out of that game with any because I

468
00:25:41,119 --> 00:25:46,400
Speaker 1: mean I guarantee that to him. What is that? Did

469
00:25:46,400 --> 00:25:49,240
Speaker 1: he have a tail with him? I don't know. He

470
00:25:49,280 --> 00:25:50,800
Speaker 1: showed up. We were already in the dug out. He

471
00:25:50,800 --> 00:25:52,880
Speaker 1: was the last one there. He was late. That's why

472
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Speaker 1: I stole his hat. Is Riley Green in a relationship.

473
00:25:58,280 --> 00:26:01,880
Speaker 1: I don't know. He's never been in of Oh read more, coach,

474
00:26:01,880 --> 00:26:04,359
Speaker 1: I want to know more about. But anyway, and I

475
00:26:04,680 --> 00:26:08,560
Speaker 1: became good friends with um Um Bradshaw's daughter, Like, did

476
00:26:08,560 --> 00:26:10,240
Speaker 1: you talk to any chicks or was it just dud?

477
00:26:10,560 --> 00:26:13,000
Speaker 1: Is she the one from the has the show? Yeah,

478
00:26:13,200 --> 00:26:14,760
Speaker 1: she's on the show. They're all on the show. They're

479
00:26:14,760 --> 00:26:16,399
Speaker 1: all on the show. That's how they were. Was he

480
00:26:16,440 --> 00:26:20,040
Speaker 1: there for his show or the NFL on Fox? Probably

481
00:26:20,119 --> 00:26:23,639
Speaker 1: the show? The show? So she she? Oh? Is his

482
00:26:23,720 --> 00:26:26,199
Speaker 1: daughter the one married to one of them? Was? But

483
00:26:26,240 --> 00:26:28,199
Speaker 1: I don't know which one Briona is. Yeah, but I

484
00:26:28,200 --> 00:26:30,560
Speaker 1: don't know which one. But yeah, And did you all

485
00:26:30,640 --> 00:26:36,280
Speaker 1: talk about that? No? No, but yeah, me and Rachel

486
00:26:36,320 --> 00:26:39,120
Speaker 1: Bradshaw we hung out the whole night. Does she know you?

487
00:26:40,600 --> 00:26:43,800
Speaker 1: I don't know or think you're Kenny? No, she knew,

488
00:26:43,880 --> 00:26:45,840
Speaker 1: like we've chatted the whole game. But does she know

489
00:26:45,920 --> 00:26:49,760
Speaker 1: you were lunch Box or does she think you were

490
00:26:49,840 --> 00:26:53,640
Speaker 1: Kenny Chesney. I think she knew I was Lunchbox because

491
00:26:53,640 --> 00:26:55,320
Speaker 1: I told her I was Lunchbox. She thought he looked

492
00:26:55,320 --> 00:26:57,359
Speaker 1: familiar from an uber, right, So what did she like

493
00:26:57,480 --> 00:27:01,320
Speaker 1: about you? We're just talking and laughing and like I

494
00:27:01,520 --> 00:27:05,320
Speaker 1: did it. No, we didn't cheat. It had nothing to

495
00:27:05,359 --> 00:27:08,760
Speaker 1: do Sorry, we drank whiskey and seeded. It had nothing

496
00:27:08,800 --> 00:27:11,080
Speaker 1: to do with that was like topics. Oh, we were

497
00:27:11,119 --> 00:27:13,160
Speaker 1: just out now Field and we were just chatting it up,

498
00:27:13,200 --> 00:27:15,560
Speaker 1: just laughing about things, and then like what, like, what

499
00:27:16,000 --> 00:27:18,960
Speaker 1: it's crazy? How it kids evening here in Natvil? That's funny.

500
00:27:19,800 --> 00:27:23,360
Speaker 1: The grass kind of tickles your feet. Hu, Like what

501
00:27:23,359 --> 00:27:25,200
Speaker 1: were you like, like what kind of stories? We were

502
00:27:25,240 --> 00:27:27,720
Speaker 1: just making fun of people in the game, like talking

503
00:27:27,760 --> 00:27:30,200
Speaker 1: about them. Hey, Bradshaw, girl, you get a boob job.

504
00:27:30,280 --> 00:27:34,160
Speaker 1: I'll hang up and listen. That's funny. No, I didn't

505
00:27:34,160 --> 00:27:36,399
Speaker 1: ask for that. Did you tell her? Look at rally

506
00:27:36,520 --> 00:27:39,359
Speaker 1: eating had a hat on because I stole it that

507
00:27:39,440 --> 00:27:42,640
Speaker 1: little No, I didn't say that. Well, then, what kind

508
00:27:42,680 --> 00:27:45,480
Speaker 1: of jokes? Coach? Dude? We were just talking about things

509
00:27:45,480 --> 00:27:47,399
Speaker 1: going on, like how hey man, we're out here and

510
00:27:47,440 --> 00:27:49,160
Speaker 1: people think we really want the ball comes. We don't

511
00:27:49,160 --> 00:27:50,320
Speaker 1: want the damn ball to come to us, but we're

512
00:27:50,359 --> 00:27:52,520
Speaker 1: gonna like we're ready and we're really into this game,

513
00:27:52,600 --> 00:27:55,480
Speaker 1: and just kind of things like this, like because people

514
00:27:55,480 --> 00:27:58,080
Speaker 1: were real serious. There were serious people, you guys weren't. No,

515
00:27:58,520 --> 00:28:00,240
Speaker 1: and we're like, look, this is the perfect spot you're

516
00:28:00,240 --> 00:28:02,479
Speaker 1: standing right here. Ball never come to us. Great, then

517
00:28:02,520 --> 00:28:05,480
Speaker 1: Chris Lane hit it right over our head. They remember

518
00:28:05,520 --> 00:28:09,680
Speaker 1: that that softball tournament we played or the celebrity game

519
00:28:09,720 --> 00:28:12,200
Speaker 1: we played, and the dude from stain. What's his name,

520
00:28:12,440 --> 00:28:14,600
Speaker 1: Aaron Lewis. Yeah, he was smoking weed and I'm gonna

521
00:28:14,600 --> 00:28:18,159
Speaker 1: do a smoking weed out there and charity. Yeah, and

522
00:28:18,200 --> 00:28:20,840
Speaker 1: I think the game was like at ten am. Yeah

523
00:28:21,080 --> 00:28:24,120
Speaker 1: it was. Yes. So then I'm gonna tell you one

524
00:28:24,119 --> 00:28:29,480
Speaker 1: person that is not an athlete. Michael Ray correct, Yeah,

525
00:28:29,720 --> 00:28:34,119
Speaker 1: big dude, not an athlete. He struck out twice. Like

526
00:28:34,200 --> 00:28:36,840
Speaker 1: it got so bad that there was players on. I've

527
00:28:36,880 --> 00:28:40,160
Speaker 1: never seen anyone strike well, I've seen someone strike up.

528
00:28:41,240 --> 00:28:44,600
Speaker 1: It got so bad that he struck out twice. And

529
00:28:44,640 --> 00:28:47,440
Speaker 1: so when there was runners on, people on our team

530
00:28:47,480 --> 00:28:50,640
Speaker 1: was right yelling put Michael Ray up. Put Michael Ray up,

531
00:28:51,280 --> 00:28:56,280
Speaker 1: because he's gonna strike out. Yes. So I got a

532
00:28:56,280 --> 00:28:59,480
Speaker 1: picture with Terry guys and I said, Terry, hey, did

533
00:28:59,480 --> 00:29:01,080
Speaker 1: he play all the full game or he leaves the

534
00:29:01,080 --> 00:29:03,160
Speaker 1: game after halfway through? No, he never played. He was

535
00:29:03,160 --> 00:29:05,840
Speaker 1: just a coach, the coach. Coach he threw out the ceremonies.

536
00:29:05,880 --> 00:29:07,720
Speaker 1: You get him a coach shirt. No, I didn't. I

537
00:29:07,760 --> 00:29:10,280
Speaker 1: didn't know he was gonna be there. I didn't know

538
00:29:10,440 --> 00:29:13,560
Speaker 1: he was going to be there. And so at the end,

539
00:29:13,560 --> 00:29:15,760
Speaker 1: I'm like, hey, Terry, you know I got a picture

540
00:29:15,760 --> 00:29:18,320
Speaker 1: and on Mike hey Man, me and the boys, Ray

541
00:29:18,360 --> 00:29:20,400
Speaker 1: and Eddie. We do a sort the sword Losers podcast.

542
00:29:20,440 --> 00:29:22,400
Speaker 1: You should really come on her podcast here, coach. I'm

543
00:29:22,440 --> 00:29:26,040
Speaker 1: sure he was like, Kenny, I did tell your name, Kenny,

544
00:29:26,040 --> 00:29:29,160
Speaker 1: I'll come down to the boat tuger St. Thomas And

545
00:29:29,200 --> 00:29:33,040
Speaker 1: he said, this is what Terry Bradshaw's quote. I don't

546
00:29:33,040 --> 00:29:36,040
Speaker 1: even know I suck fucking stupid podcast. Get out here

547
00:29:36,080 --> 00:29:43,120
Speaker 1: with that crap. Wait wait, I don't know what you said.

548
00:29:43,160 --> 00:29:46,080
Speaker 1: What are you saying? I don't know about I don't

549
00:29:46,080 --> 00:29:48,680
Speaker 1: do no, no, stupid fucking podcast. Get out here with

550
00:29:48,720 --> 00:29:52,000
Speaker 1: that crash. And he shoved me. Get out of here,

551
00:29:52,160 --> 00:29:55,960
Speaker 1: go back down to St. Thomas. Kenny, and that was

552
00:29:56,040 --> 00:29:58,960
Speaker 1: my night at the dime. Wow, that was fun. Whatever

553
00:29:59,080 --> 00:30:04,680
Speaker 1: happened with the two k we did win. His his

554
00:30:04,800 --> 00:30:10,800
Speaker 1: daughter Rachel, she scored the winning run. Scored. Wow, I

555
00:30:10,800 --> 00:30:13,160
Speaker 1: did choke, dude, was it on the court? Was there?

556
00:30:13,480 --> 00:30:18,080
Speaker 1: Back to your place? So yeah, where'd y'all score? No,

557
00:30:18,200 --> 00:30:22,160
Speaker 1: she's crossed home plate and jumped into my arms and

558
00:30:22,200 --> 00:30:23,920
Speaker 1: then you all made out. No, we didn't make out.

559
00:30:24,280 --> 00:30:27,840
Speaker 1: There was no makeout. The crowd was going crazy. Our

560
00:30:27,920 --> 00:30:30,840
Speaker 1: team mobbed her at home plate and it was a

561
00:30:30,960 --> 00:30:34,120
Speaker 1: It was a great moment in our history. It was

562
00:30:34,200 --> 00:30:37,440
Speaker 1: so fun like going into it, it it was. It started

563
00:30:37,440 --> 00:30:39,680
Speaker 1: out very awkward when there was no jersey, no glove,

564
00:30:39,760 --> 00:30:42,840
Speaker 1: no hat. Interesting timing with a random Thursday night, not

565
00:30:42,920 --> 00:30:45,880
Speaker 1: associated with any holiday or any event. I didn't even

566
00:30:45,880 --> 00:30:47,760
Speaker 1: hear of the event. Well they put it together in

567
00:30:47,840 --> 00:30:54,480
Speaker 1: ninety days. It sounds like nine because because once things open,

568
00:30:54,640 --> 00:30:57,200
Speaker 1: we're starting to open back up. They hurried and planned it,

569
00:30:57,640 --> 00:31:00,080
Speaker 1: and next year will be full blown. They how did

570
00:31:00,080 --> 00:31:04,240
Speaker 1: you choke? We're down by one run, bottom of the seventh.

571
00:31:04,320 --> 00:31:07,480
Speaker 1: I'm leading off, Yeah, oh what is this major League

572
00:31:07,480 --> 00:31:12,760
Speaker 1: baseball doubleheader? And so I step up. I'm the leadoff

573
00:31:12,840 --> 00:31:15,400
Speaker 1: hitter and the ball is a foot inside? Should they

574
00:31:15,480 --> 00:31:20,720
Speaker 1: put you as leadoff hitter? It's my it's my spot, idiot.

575
00:31:20,960 --> 00:31:23,920
Speaker 1: They don't just pick who started. They don't pick who

576
00:31:23,920 --> 00:31:26,640
Speaker 1: starts the inning. It's whoever got it's the batting order.

577
00:31:27,200 --> 00:31:28,920
Speaker 1: The person in front of you, Walker Hayes got the

578
00:31:29,000 --> 00:31:31,760
Speaker 1: last out. So I lead off the next inning. So

579
00:31:32,240 --> 00:31:34,560
Speaker 1: we're down one. I gotta get on base to tie

580
00:31:34,600 --> 00:31:38,120
Speaker 1: it up. Right, first pitch is I mean a foot

581
00:31:38,120 --> 00:31:40,000
Speaker 1: foot and half inside? Should have just let it go,

582
00:31:40,640 --> 00:31:44,200
Speaker 1: but no, I try to crank it pop out the

583
00:31:44,280 --> 00:31:47,120
Speaker 1: third Deshaun Kaiser kitch, I shouldn't let it go. It

584
00:31:47,200 --> 00:31:48,920
Speaker 1: was a bad pitch, but I wanted to be the

585
00:31:48,920 --> 00:31:51,400
Speaker 1: hero and swing at the first pitch. Bad move, So

586
00:31:51,440 --> 00:31:54,480
Speaker 1: I didn't get on base as a choke choke job.

587
00:31:54,760 --> 00:31:58,960
Speaker 1: I let the team down. Bunun. She did win the game.

588
00:31:59,280 --> 00:32:01,240
Speaker 1: I mean it was. It was awesome, dude, so much

589
00:32:01,280 --> 00:32:03,120
Speaker 1: for you. Did you tell your wife about that? Yes?

590
00:32:03,320 --> 00:32:05,360
Speaker 1: You said it lasted till ten. Did you guys play

591
00:32:05,400 --> 00:32:07,880
Speaker 1: under the lights? Yes, we played under the lights. That's

592
00:32:07,920 --> 00:32:11,600
Speaker 1: sick now that the difference way better baseball is so

593
00:32:11,680 --> 00:32:13,200
Speaker 1: dope under the way it is, it feels a lot

594
00:32:13,320 --> 00:32:16,760
Speaker 1: cooler it feels when we played it was eleven am

595
00:32:16,800 --> 00:32:21,440
Speaker 1: and eight degree summer. I like daytime baseball. No, no no,

596
00:32:21,920 --> 00:32:24,280
Speaker 1: I like daytime baseball. But when you get to play

597
00:32:24,360 --> 00:32:27,600
Speaker 1: under professional lights, you feel cool. I don't know, shoeless.

598
00:32:27,680 --> 00:32:34,239
Speaker 1: Joe Jackson never played in your lights. You're right, they

599
00:32:34,280 --> 00:32:37,200
Speaker 1: say it makes it harder to see the flat balls. Oh,

600
00:32:37,320 --> 00:32:40,000
Speaker 1: I mean the first first inning, the sun was just

601
00:32:40,120 --> 00:32:44,040
Speaker 1: at first first inning? Was that such an angle that

602
00:32:44,480 --> 00:32:48,640
Speaker 1: Chris Lane steps up? He hits a line drive outfielders

603
00:32:48,680 --> 00:32:50,280
Speaker 1: didn't even see it. We didn't move. No one moved

604
00:32:50,280 --> 00:32:52,520
Speaker 1: because the sun was just it was over our head.

605
00:32:52,560 --> 00:32:54,360
Speaker 1: We had no idea where the ball went. That's scary.

606
00:32:54,400 --> 00:32:57,320
Speaker 1: That's scary. That's dangerous, dangerous. But I mean literally just

607
00:32:57,360 --> 00:33:01,360
Speaker 1: stood there. How much money do you guys raise? O?

608
00:33:01,640 --> 00:33:04,680
Speaker 1: I don't know. But was it tornado relief? No? No,

609
00:33:04,760 --> 00:33:08,920
Speaker 1: it was for a scholarship of honor, Flags of honor, yeah,

610
00:33:08,960 --> 00:33:13,200
Speaker 1: folds of on. So what it is is servicemen and

611
00:33:13,240 --> 00:33:15,240
Speaker 1: women that have been injured or killed in the line

612
00:33:15,280 --> 00:33:20,080
Speaker 1: of duty. This raises scholarship money for their families. Send theirs.

613
00:33:20,160 --> 00:33:23,479
Speaker 1: What I'm talking to college, Let's go. It was a great,

614
00:33:23,920 --> 00:33:27,000
Speaker 1: great event, and they're having a golf tournament later this

615
00:33:27,080 --> 00:33:29,200
Speaker 1: year and they invited us. Are we playing? I'll play

616
00:33:29,240 --> 00:33:32,360
Speaker 1: that they invited us. If Terry's playing, somebody locked the

617
00:33:32,400 --> 00:33:34,840
Speaker 1: booze cooler. Hey, I'm playing lights out these days, So

618
00:33:34,960 --> 00:33:37,600
Speaker 1: let's go. I mean, yes, And the booze were flowing

619
00:33:37,640 --> 00:33:39,720
Speaker 1: in a poor tequila in the cup and we drank

620
00:33:39,720 --> 00:33:42,520
Speaker 1: out of it like the Stanley Cup and stuff. No, no,

621
00:33:42,640 --> 00:33:45,040
Speaker 1: just when we won, well, it was nice warm tequila.

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Speaker 1: It was terrible but it was a lot of fun. Good.

623
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Speaker 1: I like the stories. I didn't even know. As a

624
00:33:50,360 --> 00:33:52,680
Speaker 1: softball game. It sounded like spring break mixed in with

625
00:33:52,720 --> 00:33:54,560
Speaker 1: a couple of softballs being throw. I will tell you

626
00:33:54,600 --> 00:33:57,080
Speaker 1: what I am lucky. I was on team Bradshaw because

627
00:33:57,680 --> 00:34:00,000
Speaker 1: that other team, who was the coach the other team,

628
00:33:59,840 --> 00:34:05,960
Speaker 1: I don't know. Was it Joe Nam No Broadway, Thembardi.

629
00:34:07,640 --> 00:34:10,600
Speaker 1: That would have been cool, but hey, they did not

630
00:34:10,640 --> 00:34:12,360
Speaker 1: look like they were having as much fun. No, no,

631
00:34:12,480 --> 00:34:14,600
Speaker 1: And they didn't have Bradshaws there. They did not have Bradshaw.

632
00:34:14,680 --> 00:34:17,319
Speaker 1: Bradshaw brought the energy, he brought the fun, he brought

633
00:34:17,400 --> 00:34:21,000
Speaker 1: the entertain On the other side, yeah, Belichick ketting, button up,

634
00:34:21,040 --> 00:34:23,080
Speaker 1: you know what I mean, like, sit down, don't talk.

635
00:34:23,440 --> 00:34:25,960
Speaker 1: So at what point did you feel your voice going? No?

636
00:34:26,200 --> 00:34:29,200
Speaker 1: I never did, oh until this morning, I dude, I'm

637
00:34:29,200 --> 00:34:32,040
Speaker 1: telling you. I just was like, oh man, and now

638
00:34:32,080 --> 00:34:35,719
Speaker 1: I got nasal congestion, crap, and it sounds terrible. I

639
00:34:35,719 --> 00:34:38,200
Speaker 1: could barely tell a coach. Do I sound better? Are

640
00:34:38,200 --> 00:34:41,360
Speaker 1: you gonna speak at the wedding tomorrow? Oh? Probably? I

641
00:34:41,360 --> 00:34:42,759
Speaker 1: mean if Mike d wants me to get say a

642
00:34:42,800 --> 00:34:44,560
Speaker 1: few words, I will absolutely get up and say a

643
00:34:44,560 --> 00:34:46,800
Speaker 1: few words because we're all going to Mike Dy's wedding tomorrow.

644
00:34:47,080 --> 00:34:51,680
Speaker 1: Is Toledo, Texas. It's a good little town. Oh nice,

645
00:34:51,680 --> 00:34:55,480
Speaker 1: I've been wed. Yeah, oh yeah, same place. I don't

646
00:34:55,480 --> 00:34:57,319
Speaker 1: know where he's getting married, doubt there's more than one

647
00:34:57,360 --> 00:34:59,920
Speaker 1: in Slato, Texas. Where is he getting married at? Who knows?

648
00:35:00,280 --> 00:35:03,080
Speaker 1: Later Texas population fifty? Who knows? Yeah, my friend Kathleen

649
00:35:03,120 --> 00:35:05,759
Speaker 1: got married. There has a lot of fun. Kathleen Turner, No,

650
00:35:06,320 --> 00:35:09,319
Speaker 1: Kathleen Turner, what's that? I don't know, No, Kathleen wat

651
00:35:09,400 --> 00:35:11,440
Speaker 1: she got married? I know, hurt? No, you know, No,

652
00:35:11,520 --> 00:35:14,000
Speaker 1: I don't know. He really don't. Yeah, she got married.

653
00:35:14,000 --> 00:35:15,279
Speaker 1: I was there. It's a lot of fun. Hey, are

654
00:35:15,280 --> 00:35:18,760
Speaker 1: you watching basketball? Yes? And I literally watched no games.

655
00:35:18,880 --> 00:35:21,200
Speaker 1: Why I coached? I don't know what it is and

656
00:35:21,239 --> 00:35:23,279
Speaker 1: it may get me kicked off this podcast, but I'm

657
00:35:23,320 --> 00:35:26,480
Speaker 1: not interested in in NBA basketball. But the NBA playoffs

658
00:35:26,480 --> 00:35:29,640
Speaker 1: have been so good. Not interested Lebron. I watch a

659
00:35:29,680 --> 00:35:34,560
Speaker 1: game and please call him loser. No, guys, you gotta

660
00:35:34,600 --> 00:35:38,040
Speaker 1: understand Lebron can't do everything, and he's got he's filming

661
00:35:38,080 --> 00:35:39,880
Speaker 1: Space Jam. Yeah, he can't do anything. He didn't be

662
00:35:39,920 --> 00:35:42,680
Speaker 1: done with the real NBA team. He's doing the tune

663
00:35:42,680 --> 00:35:44,799
Speaker 1: squad team. He can't do everything, and he's got no

664
00:35:44,880 --> 00:35:47,840
Speaker 1: help on his team. I mean, I mean, who does

665
00:35:47,880 --> 00:35:52,040
Speaker 1: he got Anthony Davis hurt? He didn't play hurt. The

666
00:35:52,160 --> 00:35:53,880
Speaker 1: dude that is soft as charman. I mean, we might

667
00:35:53,920 --> 00:35:56,759
Speaker 1: as well call him Sharman because he gets hurt all

668
00:35:57,640 --> 00:36:00,640
Speaker 1: h appropriate coach after the pan Immic, when we're at

669
00:36:00,640 --> 00:36:04,080
Speaker 1: a toilet paper, who's my hurt? No? There you go? Um?

670
00:36:04,120 --> 00:36:06,279
Speaker 1: And I remember Lebron. We used to say he has

671
00:36:06,360 --> 00:36:08,600
Speaker 1: no help and he led a team to the NBA finals.

672
00:36:08,719 --> 00:36:10,160
Speaker 1: What about when he has tons of help and he

673
00:36:10,160 --> 00:36:12,480
Speaker 1: doesn't get out of the first rounds Because the Sun

674
00:36:12,680 --> 00:36:14,719
Speaker 1: here here's the Suns are a damn good team. Yes,

675
00:36:14,760 --> 00:36:16,480
Speaker 1: he was in the Eastern Conference then when and it

676
00:36:16,560 --> 00:36:21,080
Speaker 1: was terrible. The Sons are really good. The Sons are

677
00:36:21,120 --> 00:36:27,000
Speaker 1: and it's hard. It's hard mustard when Anthony Davis doesn't

678
00:36:27,000 --> 00:36:31,240
Speaker 1: ever play because he's always freaking hurt. He had Lebron

679
00:36:31,320 --> 00:36:33,400
Speaker 1: James has to be looking in the mirror going, I

680
00:36:33,480 --> 00:36:36,919
Speaker 1: got the softest dude can be here. That big though,

681
00:36:36,960 --> 00:36:39,680
Speaker 1: you're prone to get hurt. I mean he's gigantic coach.

682
00:36:39,719 --> 00:36:43,879
Speaker 1: You understand all the weight on his body like he's huge, yes,

683
00:36:43,920 --> 00:36:47,040
Speaker 1: but he gets you're right, he's humongous like you ever

684
00:36:47,080 --> 00:36:49,680
Speaker 1: guys out, Sorry, finish what you're saying. My analogy is

685
00:36:49,760 --> 00:36:52,480
Speaker 1: maybe too powerful that I'm just saying. Anthony Davis is

686
00:36:52,480 --> 00:36:55,040
Speaker 1: a monster. Big people get hurt a lot because there's

687
00:36:55,080 --> 00:36:57,400
Speaker 1: a lot of weight on their on their body. You know,

688
00:36:57,440 --> 00:36:59,879
Speaker 1: when you're in town and you see one skyscrapers starting

689
00:36:59,880 --> 00:37:01,440
Speaker 1: to a built, and you say, man, that's gonna be

690
00:37:01,480 --> 00:37:04,520
Speaker 1: the tallest skyscraper, and then right next door they start

691
00:37:04,600 --> 00:37:08,200
Speaker 1: up with another skyscraper and it becomes then bigger than

692
00:37:08,280 --> 00:37:13,000
Speaker 1: that skyscraper that was built. Lebron realized halfway through his

693
00:37:13,120 --> 00:37:15,880
Speaker 1: building of skyscrapers in l A that there was a

694
00:37:15,920 --> 00:37:19,520
Speaker 1: skyscraper in Brooklyn that was about to tower the hell

695
00:37:19,640 --> 00:37:21,839
Speaker 1: over it and he was never gonna see the light

696
00:37:21,880 --> 00:37:24,160
Speaker 1: of day. He needs to get out because what they've

697
00:37:24,160 --> 00:37:27,759
Speaker 1: built in Brooklyn is far more tall and powerful as

698
00:37:27,760 --> 00:37:30,719
Speaker 1: the skyscraper than anything they have in l A. And

699
00:37:30,760 --> 00:37:32,840
Speaker 1: I will hang up and listen. I don't think Lebron

700
00:37:32,920 --> 00:37:35,920
Speaker 1: ever thought he was building something powerful in l A. No,

701
00:37:36,000 --> 00:37:37,840
Speaker 1: I think he thought he was gonna build a juggernaut.

702
00:37:37,880 --> 00:37:39,799
Speaker 1: They were gonna win and win and win. And he

703
00:37:39,880 --> 00:37:42,439
Speaker 1: said when they thought Anthony Davis was gonna be out

704
00:37:42,480 --> 00:37:46,000
Speaker 1: for Game five, he said, well, these shoulders weren't built

705
00:37:46,000 --> 00:37:47,640
Speaker 1: for nothing. And guess what, they got blown out by

706
00:37:47,680 --> 00:37:51,080
Speaker 1: thirty for nothing. You need to rebuild them. And then

707
00:37:51,560 --> 00:37:53,319
Speaker 1: come in too last night, and I mean, I get

708
00:37:53,360 --> 00:37:55,120
Speaker 1: I'm watching the game. They're down by thirty in the

709
00:37:55,120 --> 00:37:57,439
Speaker 1: first half. It's like, what in the got home after

710
00:37:57,480 --> 00:37:59,359
Speaker 1: the game and watch the game. I was watching something.

711
00:37:59,360 --> 00:38:01,080
Speaker 1: I watched it till half time, and I was like, well,

712
00:38:01,080 --> 00:38:03,799
Speaker 1: this is over. Yeah, Lebron, you mate, dude, leg day.

713
00:38:03,840 --> 00:38:06,000
Speaker 1: But dude, I think you skip shoulder day because you

714
00:38:06,040 --> 00:38:08,680
Speaker 1: guys are out. Man, you didn't shoulder anything. But but also,

715
00:38:09,840 --> 00:38:14,879
Speaker 1: the Lakers had an unfair, really off season because from

716
00:38:14,920 --> 00:38:17,200
Speaker 1: the end of the bubble to the start of the

717
00:38:17,239 --> 00:38:19,680
Speaker 1: season they only had seventy one days and they were

718
00:38:19,680 --> 00:38:23,239
Speaker 1: defending champions Yes, seventy one days. That's a lot of

719
00:38:23,239 --> 00:38:25,640
Speaker 1: wear and tear. Can we just count those games during

720
00:38:25,680 --> 00:38:28,759
Speaker 1: the pandemic is not happening? Well, they won the championships,

721
00:38:28,800 --> 00:38:32,600
Speaker 1: you have to count it. But yeah, he's Lebron Lebron's

722
00:38:32,640 --> 00:38:35,040
Speaker 1: going home. The Lakers are going home, but they'll be back.

723
00:38:35,520 --> 00:38:38,000
Speaker 1: Anthony Davis will be back, and he'll get hurt again,

724
00:38:38,239 --> 00:38:40,040
Speaker 1: and we'll talk about this all over again, how he's

725
00:38:40,040 --> 00:38:41,919
Speaker 1: always getting hurt and he gets hurt all the time.

726
00:38:42,239 --> 00:38:44,960
Speaker 1: Anthony Davis will be back at y m c A League.

727
00:38:45,000 --> 00:38:46,799
Speaker 1: I mean, they're out of the playoffs, Coach. You can't

728
00:38:46,800 --> 00:38:48,920
Speaker 1: just come into the playoffs after you've been eliminated. I'm

729
00:38:48,920 --> 00:38:51,720
Speaker 1: talking about next year. So I'll talk about how Lebron

730
00:38:51,880 --> 00:38:55,399
Speaker 1: sucks and Dad just stop done though, Right, they don't

731
00:38:55,400 --> 00:38:57,719
Speaker 1: go by Lebron. He goes by La Flop. No. But

732
00:38:57,760 --> 00:38:59,360
Speaker 1: at some point Lebron's gonna be like, all right, I

733
00:38:59,360 --> 00:39:01,120
Speaker 1: have no chance. In more like, let's just let's just

734
00:39:01,200 --> 00:39:03,239
Speaker 1: let But I think he thinks with with a D

735
00:39:04,239 --> 00:39:07,520
Speaker 1: healthy a D A full season two or full offseason

736
00:39:07,560 --> 00:39:09,320
Speaker 1: to recover. He said he's not gonna go to the

737
00:39:09,320 --> 00:39:13,439
Speaker 1: Olympics because he's gonna do space Jam two. They're done

738
00:39:13,480 --> 00:39:16,920
Speaker 1: with that. They're done with space Jam two. I think

739
00:39:16,960 --> 00:39:19,880
Speaker 1: he was kidding, coach, but he's not going to do

740
00:39:19,880 --> 00:39:22,120
Speaker 1: the Olympics as well. Okay, he's joking, coach, because they're

741
00:39:22,120 --> 00:39:25,279
Speaker 1: done shooting space jams. Okay, well he what I'm saying,

742
00:39:25,320 --> 00:39:27,520
Speaker 1: he needs the rest, he realizes he's older now, he

743
00:39:27,560 --> 00:39:30,480
Speaker 1: needs the rest to drink that spread and then tonight.

744
00:39:31,320 --> 00:39:32,640
Speaker 1: Do you want the audio to see if he was

745
00:39:32,719 --> 00:39:38,400
Speaker 1: kidding Eddie? Yeah, yeah, sure, cut sorry I was filibustering. Yeah, Coach,

746
00:39:38,480 --> 00:39:42,400
Speaker 1: I would be really interested in hearing this audio of

747
00:39:42,560 --> 00:39:47,279
Speaker 1: Lebron saying he's gonna focus on space jam because I

748
00:39:47,320 --> 00:39:52,759
Speaker 1: am definitely interested in that. I I believe this summersett

749
00:39:52,800 --> 00:39:56,239
Speaker 1: of Olympics. Um, I think that's what I'm that's my

750
00:39:56,280 --> 00:39:59,800
Speaker 1: focus on on trying to beat the mon stars and

751
00:40:00,040 --> 00:40:04,000
Speaker 1: called the goon squad. We call him now um So

752
00:40:04,200 --> 00:40:06,839
Speaker 1: didn't have much success versus Sun So now I am

753
00:40:07,200 --> 00:40:12,160
Speaker 1: getting my attention to the Goon Squad here. Yeah, he's joking. Okay,

754
00:40:11,920 --> 00:40:15,000
Speaker 1: so what do you think he's going to Olympics? No, no, no,

755
00:40:15,160 --> 00:40:18,000
Speaker 1: I'm saying he's not focusing on the Goon Squad and

756
00:40:18,920 --> 00:40:21,320
Speaker 1: that's what we're talking about. The flap is pretty funny.

757
00:40:21,719 --> 00:40:25,399
Speaker 1: That was funny. What is that production wrap? September twenty nine. Yeah,

758
00:40:25,520 --> 00:40:27,319
Speaker 1: that's wrapped, and that's what I'm saying, like it's over.

759
00:40:27,400 --> 00:40:31,400
Speaker 1: But but you know Steve executive producer, Steve Daddy with facts.

760
00:40:31,600 --> 00:40:34,840
Speaker 1: No guys, lunch then lunch. Not me. I've been saying

761
00:40:34,880 --> 00:40:37,080
Speaker 1: he's not. He's done with space. Sorry, I keep forgetting

762
00:40:37,080 --> 00:40:39,200
Speaker 1: that lunch with the deep throat. I think he's deep throats.

763
00:40:39,239 --> 00:40:41,319
Speaker 1: I I don't know who we are. I thought he

764
00:40:41,400 --> 00:40:45,640
Speaker 1: was our exact rod over here? Is there? He does

765
00:40:45,640 --> 00:40:50,560
Speaker 1: south like hey? So no. No, what I'm saying is

766
00:40:50,880 --> 00:40:53,640
Speaker 1: when I play NBA two K and they do the

767
00:40:54,000 --> 00:40:58,719
Speaker 1: career mode, uh, they set you up with the management company,

768
00:40:59,000 --> 00:41:01,040
Speaker 1: and the management come. He tries to get you to

769
00:41:01,160 --> 00:41:04,439
Speaker 1: say certain things like like, hey, we're working on a movie.

770
00:41:04,560 --> 00:41:07,240
Speaker 1: Can you say the movie? And during your press conference today,

771
00:41:07,239 --> 00:41:08,840
Speaker 1: and then you have to decide as a player, like

772
00:41:09,520 --> 00:41:11,720
Speaker 1: is it worth it? Should I be that cheesy athlete

773
00:41:11,719 --> 00:41:14,960
Speaker 1: who always plugs my companies and my projects or do

774
00:41:15,040 --> 00:41:18,240
Speaker 1: I keep it generic and say, uh no, I'm gonna

775
00:41:18,239 --> 00:41:20,440
Speaker 1: work hard on my basketball game. And so this is

776
00:41:20,480 --> 00:41:24,520
Speaker 1: actually a scenario in NBA two K one that is

777
00:41:24,920 --> 00:41:27,319
Speaker 1: very realistic. Yes, that's what I love about the game.

778
00:41:27,360 --> 00:41:30,719
Speaker 1: It's very realistic. So you can tell here that Lebron

779
00:41:31,200 --> 00:41:34,239
Speaker 1: took the money option of being like hey in the

780
00:41:34,280 --> 00:41:36,840
Speaker 1: press conference today, since it's your last pre press conference

781
00:41:36,840 --> 00:41:39,480
Speaker 1: of the season, can you please do the plug in

782
00:41:39,520 --> 00:41:41,319
Speaker 1: for the movie that we're premiering here in the next

783
00:41:41,320 --> 00:41:44,400
Speaker 1: couple of months. Eddie, great example, and that's what you

784
00:41:44,520 --> 00:41:47,480
Speaker 1: just heard. The dot you just connected was very difficult

785
00:41:47,480 --> 00:41:49,400
Speaker 1: and connected doctors. I mean, so Eddie doesn't need need

786
00:41:49,440 --> 00:41:51,880
Speaker 1: to watch sports and he brings good points. Eddie not

787
00:41:51,920 --> 00:41:55,120
Speaker 1: watching NBA? Is there not good and stuff? It's so good?

788
00:41:55,160 --> 00:41:58,800
Speaker 1: It's intense, is it? Oh my gosh? Trey Young going

789
00:41:58,880 --> 00:42:02,839
Speaker 1: off at the garden and Trey Young. Hey, not only

790
00:42:02,880 --> 00:42:05,719
Speaker 1: did Trey Young knock out the Knicks, he took a

791
00:42:05,840 --> 00:42:10,000
Speaker 1: bow in the garden in New York. He said that

792
00:42:10,040 --> 00:42:13,040
Speaker 1: the bow was just something that like it was a

793
00:42:13,080 --> 00:42:16,400
Speaker 1: respect thing. No, did you hear what he said? The

794
00:42:16,920 --> 00:42:20,840
Speaker 1: play I who took it? As he was like, you

795
00:42:20,960 --> 00:42:23,680
Speaker 1: got what he said? I don't know. There's audio we

796
00:42:23,719 --> 00:42:26,520
Speaker 1: can filibuster for that. He might be a long filibuster,

797
00:42:26,600 --> 00:42:28,120
Speaker 1: like one of those they do in the Senate all night.

798
00:42:28,400 --> 00:42:31,920
Speaker 1: What I like about Trey Young is messy hair. No,

799
00:42:32,400 --> 00:42:35,640
Speaker 1: he said, he said, I did the bow because I

800
00:42:35,680 --> 00:42:38,279
Speaker 1: knew where we were. There's a lot of shows, there's

801
00:42:38,280 --> 00:42:39,919
Speaker 1: a lot of actors and at the end of the show,

802
00:42:40,000 --> 00:42:44,640
Speaker 1: what do you do like that? What does that mean?

803
00:42:44,760 --> 00:42:48,200
Speaker 1: He's talking about Broadway the shows, and the show was

804
00:42:48,320 --> 00:42:50,720
Speaker 1: over for the Knicks, so he took No, he didn't

805
00:42:50,719 --> 00:42:53,280
Speaker 1: say that. That's yes, that's what he said. No, he didn't.

806
00:42:53,280 --> 00:43:02,440
Speaker 1: He said, young, Sorry, it's not him as the announcers coach.

807
00:43:02,560 --> 00:43:05,680
Speaker 1: You're putting words in his mouth. If you're Tree Young

808
00:43:06,040 --> 00:43:12,560
Speaker 1: and you want to talk, then say what you just said.

809
00:43:13,120 --> 00:43:16,239
Speaker 1: He didn't say what you just said. He literally comes

810
00:43:16,280 --> 00:43:19,759
Speaker 1: out and says, I knew where I was. That's where

811
00:43:19,760 --> 00:43:23,359
Speaker 1: they that's where performers do bows, and so I took

812
00:43:23,400 --> 00:43:28,800
Speaker 1: a bow. What does that mean? What? He show is over?

813
00:43:29,520 --> 00:43:31,480
Speaker 1: Like it's over. You guys don't get to see it

814
00:43:31,520 --> 00:43:35,080
Speaker 1: anymore because you're going the series is over. The show

815
00:43:35,160 --> 00:43:37,759
Speaker 1: is over. The Nick show for the year is over.

816
00:43:38,000 --> 00:43:42,200
Speaker 1: So you take a Bowkay. He's letting them know, Hey,

817
00:43:42,400 --> 00:43:45,560
Speaker 1: lights out, time to go home. Athletes have a weird

818
00:43:45,719 --> 00:43:49,040
Speaker 1: sense of humor that is hilarious, Like so weird, how

819
00:43:49,160 --> 00:43:53,560
Speaker 1: is that funny? Hey? I know where we are. I

820
00:43:53,640 --> 00:43:56,560
Speaker 1: know that it's a bunch of shows around this city,

821
00:43:56,640 --> 00:43:58,480
Speaker 1: and I know what they do when the show is

822
00:43:58,520 --> 00:44:03,320
Speaker 1: over boom. That is a great quote. That's a great

823
00:44:03,400 --> 00:44:06,280
Speaker 1: I don't get it. I don't get it. It's okay,

824
00:44:06,440 --> 00:44:07,799
Speaker 1: I don't get it. And that's probably why I don't

825
00:44:07,800 --> 00:44:12,399
Speaker 1: watch Me and Lunchbox. Dude, we understanding the Broadway then

826
00:44:12,719 --> 00:44:18,879
Speaker 1: I am always finished their plays. Mr Robb is one

827
00:44:18,880 --> 00:44:22,640
Speaker 1: of my favorite stripper, always finishes her dance with the Kurts.

828
00:44:22,719 --> 00:44:27,880
Speaker 1: What the hell is he talking about? Broadway? I get it,

829
00:44:27,880 --> 00:44:30,239
Speaker 1: It's just a weird thing to say anymore. They don't

830
00:44:30,239 --> 00:44:32,720
Speaker 1: really do shows or anything. They're opening back up. Tickets

831
00:44:32,719 --> 00:44:35,319
Speaker 1: are on sale. You can go, and that's Broadway. Bro.

832
00:44:35,480 --> 00:44:39,680
Speaker 1: You're at the Garden. It's a street man. It's not

833
00:44:39,760 --> 00:44:42,760
Speaker 1: even down Times Square. You want to put a Broadway.

834
00:44:42,760 --> 00:44:44,640
Speaker 1: You're not a clear Broadway at the Garden. You know,

835
00:44:44,719 --> 00:44:46,759
Speaker 1: the Garden is actually pretty hot to see it. There's

836
00:44:46,760 --> 00:44:48,720
Speaker 1: a bunch of buildings. It just comes out of nowhere.

837
00:44:48,840 --> 00:44:50,400
Speaker 1: I mean, gotten is pretty cool to see. It's in

838
00:44:50,440 --> 00:44:53,000
Speaker 1: the middle of Manhattan concrete jungle, you know what I'm saying.

839
00:44:53,000 --> 00:44:55,319
Speaker 1: You wouldn't even know what was the I thought one

840
00:44:55,320 --> 00:44:57,080
Speaker 1: time it was a corner gas station. I was like,

841
00:44:57,120 --> 00:44:59,520
Speaker 1: it's the Garden. Hey, that's by Times Square. We were

842
00:44:59,600 --> 00:45:01,920
Speaker 1: just there. It kind of looks like a dump from outside.

843
00:45:01,960 --> 00:45:04,120
Speaker 1: You know, I don't see the iconic it's it's it's iconic,

844
00:45:04,120 --> 00:45:06,240
Speaker 1: but it looks like trash. It looks a lot cooler

845
00:45:06,280 --> 00:45:09,280
Speaker 1: on TV. I tell you what. I hang up and listen.

846
00:45:09,480 --> 00:45:11,359
Speaker 1: You don't you see Spike Lee shot in front bro?

847
00:45:11,440 --> 00:45:16,560
Speaker 1: You know Spike Lee. You know that Boston has a garden? Yeah? Yeah,

848
00:45:16,840 --> 00:45:21,319
Speaker 1: why don't they call it gardens? Everywhere were the Predators play?

849
00:45:21,400 --> 00:45:23,160
Speaker 1: We call that the garden. Like it should be like

850
00:45:23,239 --> 00:45:28,399
Speaker 1: Bridgestone Garden, right, well, like like you know, Boston has

851
00:45:28,440 --> 00:45:32,200
Speaker 1: the garden, New York has the garden, but everyone else

852
00:45:32,239 --> 00:45:34,400
Speaker 1: has the area. It would sound a lot cooler to

853
00:45:34,440 --> 00:45:40,000
Speaker 1: say than Bridgestone Arena boring, like you know what I'm saying,

854
00:45:40,000 --> 00:45:41,920
Speaker 1: Like Denver, where do they play? They should play at

855
00:45:41,920 --> 00:45:45,480
Speaker 1: the garden? Well then everybody, and then the garden would

856
00:45:45,480 --> 00:45:48,160
Speaker 1: be kind of lame because it's it's like, hey, you

857
00:45:48,239 --> 00:45:54,200
Speaker 1: gotta give it to Detroit. They did one thing, right,

858
00:45:54,239 --> 00:45:57,480
Speaker 1: that's name, but it may be name something else now

859
00:45:57,520 --> 00:46:00,520
Speaker 1: because it may have as little Caesar speak, beer beer.

860
00:46:03,520 --> 00:46:08,040
Speaker 1: What should Nashville be called the bridge Stone? Whatever? It

861
00:46:08,080 --> 00:46:10,920
Speaker 1: doesn't know it doesn't have to go with Nashville, but

862
00:46:11,000 --> 00:46:20,279
Speaker 1: it has to be something that's the guitar bridge Stone guitar, Bridgetown,

863
00:46:20,640 --> 00:46:23,239
Speaker 1: bridge Stone country music. No, no, no, no, no no, no oh,

864
00:46:23,320 --> 00:46:26,279
Speaker 1: the bridge Stone record. No. You're trying to think of

865
00:46:26,320 --> 00:46:29,040
Speaker 1: cool thing a palace that you put in great respect.

866
00:46:29,280 --> 00:46:32,719
Speaker 1: I'm just saying the garden it's cool, right, like you

867
00:46:32,840 --> 00:46:36,120
Speaker 1: call it just the garden, Maddi Square garden. That's where

868
00:46:36,120 --> 00:46:39,960
Speaker 1: they play basketball and everywhere else they call it arena.

869
00:46:41,800 --> 00:46:44,719
Speaker 1: I think you've you've put a good little petition in

870
00:46:44,400 --> 00:46:47,480
Speaker 1: a in the ears of gms and owners. They need

871
00:46:47,520 --> 00:46:50,719
Speaker 1: to consider this. That's what I'm saying. Man, I don't

872
00:46:50,760 --> 00:46:53,480
Speaker 1: know the name we're looking for, but palace is awesome.

873
00:46:53,560 --> 00:46:56,040
Speaker 1: Malice at the palace, that's the only way it works,

874
00:46:56,080 --> 00:46:58,240
Speaker 1: because it's called the It's not malice at the arena

875
00:46:58,560 --> 00:47:01,200
Speaker 1: or malice at the garden. Assaulta the arena. What would

876
00:47:01,200 --> 00:47:05,200
Speaker 1: you rhyme with garden, the farting garden, farting at the garden,

877
00:47:05,360 --> 00:47:09,880
Speaker 1: hardened at the garden. You can do that. Um, I

878
00:47:09,920 --> 00:47:15,799
Speaker 1: don't know anything else anyway. Yeah, and then and then tonight, Yes,

879
00:47:15,920 --> 00:47:19,520
Speaker 1: you got another softball game. Me and Bradshaw are gonna

880
00:47:19,560 --> 00:47:22,399
Speaker 1: go drinking the clip here we go trade Young Sorry,

881
00:47:22,680 --> 00:47:25,480
Speaker 1: executive producer Steve, thank you. Let's hear. Let's hear some

882
00:47:26,040 --> 00:47:29,759
Speaker 1: awesome poetry. Yeah, I mean about something I didn't I

883
00:47:29,800 --> 00:47:31,640
Speaker 1: did in high school after I hit a game winner

884
00:47:32,160 --> 00:47:36,200
Speaker 1: and leading up to this game, Uh, I knew. I

885
00:47:36,239 --> 00:47:38,640
Speaker 1: know where we are. I know it's a bunch of

886
00:47:38,640 --> 00:47:41,960
Speaker 1: shows around this city. Um, and I know what what

887
00:47:42,040 --> 00:47:44,680
Speaker 1: they do when the show is over. So that's pretty

888
00:47:44,719 --> 00:47:49,279
Speaker 1: much what it was. The show is over anyway. That's

889
00:47:49,320 --> 00:47:51,879
Speaker 1: what he's saying, is like, it's time to go home. Man,

890
00:47:52,440 --> 00:47:54,360
Speaker 1: you gotta get up out of here. You don't have

891
00:47:54,440 --> 00:47:56,360
Speaker 1: to go home, but you can't stay here because the

892
00:47:56,440 --> 00:47:58,080
Speaker 1: lights are out of the garden for the rest of

893
00:47:58,080 --> 00:47:59,680
Speaker 1: the year. And I think they even wrote a song

894
00:47:59,680 --> 00:48:13,840
Speaker 1: about a show, Queen Bee Currents, and that was quite

895
00:48:13,880 --> 00:48:25,640
Speaker 1: a show, very into take that. Yeah, they played that

896
00:48:25,680 --> 00:48:28,319
Speaker 1: all the way out. That's what he was doing. That's

897
00:48:28,320 --> 00:48:32,520
Speaker 1: what he was doing. Wow, man, I mean, that's the

898
00:48:32,600 --> 00:48:35,600
Speaker 1: quote of the century right there. And I got other homie.

899
00:48:35,640 --> 00:48:39,319
Speaker 1: I got La Flop talking about Tune Squad this morning. Hey,

900
00:48:39,760 --> 00:48:42,719
Speaker 1: great a audio clips coach and the Clippers. They're about

901
00:48:42,760 --> 00:48:45,799
Speaker 1: to look like the biggest idiots ever. They tank the

902
00:48:45,880 --> 00:48:47,799
Speaker 1: last two games of the season because they don't want

903
00:48:47,800 --> 00:48:51,320
Speaker 1: to face the Lakers in round one. They wanted the Mavericks.

904
00:48:51,680 --> 00:48:54,239
Speaker 1: They wanted to poke the bear that is Luca, the

905
00:48:54,600 --> 00:48:59,560
Speaker 1: budding super start about the unicorn, Luca. You didn't want

906
00:48:59,560 --> 00:49:03,520
Speaker 1: to poke the bear Luca. And they did that, and

907
00:49:03,560 --> 00:49:05,719
Speaker 1: now they're down three two and they could be on

908
00:49:05,800 --> 00:49:10,680
Speaker 1: their way home if they lose to Dallas tonight. And

909
00:49:10,760 --> 00:49:15,880
Speaker 1: here's the thing, if they lose tonight, that front office

910
00:49:15,960 --> 00:49:19,440
Speaker 1: has to be fired. It has to be. They had

911
00:49:19,520 --> 00:49:23,200
Speaker 1: what a disaster. They gave up like five future first

912
00:49:23,280 --> 00:49:26,720
Speaker 1: round picks for Paul George and it's gonna be back

913
00:49:26,800 --> 00:49:30,720
Speaker 1: to back first round exits from the playoffs. Paul George

914
00:49:30,760 --> 00:49:33,319
Speaker 1: has had some massive games, but but what they've given

915
00:49:33,440 --> 00:49:37,240
Speaker 1: up and nothing has happened. So it's showing that, hey,

916
00:49:37,440 --> 00:49:40,480
Speaker 1: you can put these superstars together, but that doesn't mean

917
00:49:40,719 --> 00:49:44,000
Speaker 1: big names don't win games all the time. I like that.

918
00:49:44,000 --> 00:49:47,000
Speaker 1: That's almost as good as put on a shirt. But

919
00:49:47,120 --> 00:49:52,719
Speaker 1: it's unbelievable. What a colossal this will be. If the

920
00:49:52,719 --> 00:49:57,359
Speaker 1: Clippers lose, this will be an unbelievable choke city. Get

921
00:49:57,360 --> 00:50:01,759
Speaker 1: out of here. Unbelievable and that's coming from me deep through.

922
00:50:02,760 --> 00:50:05,040
Speaker 1: And I know something about choking. I choked in the

923
00:50:05,040 --> 00:50:06,759
Speaker 1: softball game last night when I came up in the

924
00:50:06,760 --> 00:50:09,520
Speaker 1: bottom of the seventh And this is exactly what the

925
00:50:09,520 --> 00:50:12,279
Speaker 1: Clippers are doing. And I am as a Spurs fan.

926
00:50:12,360 --> 00:50:15,680
Speaker 1: I hate to say it, I'm cheering for the Mavericks,

927
00:50:16,600 --> 00:50:19,440
Speaker 1: not even say Spurs during the NBA playoffs why they

928
00:50:19,440 --> 00:50:23,319
Speaker 1: were in the playing tournament. He still squeezes his team

929
00:50:23,400 --> 00:50:25,160
Speaker 1: name in the playoffs that are going on that don't

930
00:50:25,160 --> 00:50:28,640
Speaker 1: even include his Well, I'm with you, though. The NBA

931
00:50:28,680 --> 00:50:30,680
Speaker 1: playoffs have been awesome. They've been great. I have zero

932
00:50:30,760 --> 00:50:32,920
Speaker 1: on it, and I am interested, and I like watching

933
00:50:32,960 --> 00:50:34,920
Speaker 1: the highlights in the morning. And I did tune in.

934
00:50:35,000 --> 00:50:37,080
Speaker 1: I tuned in last night because when I got home,

935
00:50:37,120 --> 00:50:40,040
Speaker 1: I was flipping between the uh Sons and Lakers and

936
00:50:40,040 --> 00:50:42,400
Speaker 1: then the Carolina Tampa game. It was too too and

937
00:50:42,480 --> 00:50:45,879
Speaker 1: overtime I turned it on and they were celebrating someone

938
00:50:45,920 --> 00:50:47,279
Speaker 1: one they had scored the goal where I got on

939
00:50:47,280 --> 00:50:50,520
Speaker 1: the game. But what's the capacity at these basketball games now?

940
00:50:50,560 --> 00:50:53,959
Speaker 1: Are they full? Some? I don't think. I have looked

941
00:50:54,000 --> 00:50:56,319
Speaker 1: at different different cities have different rules, so I don't

942
00:50:56,360 --> 00:51:00,680
Speaker 1: really know, but I mean Knicks fans chanting f Trey

943
00:51:00,719 --> 00:51:04,680
Speaker 1: Young and that's why A bowed exactly. The trash talk

944
00:51:04,719 --> 00:51:07,560
Speaker 1: back and forth. It's so fun. It's been very intense.

945
00:51:07,960 --> 00:51:10,600
Speaker 1: The games have been so good, Dame Lillard going on

946
00:51:10,719 --> 00:51:13,399
Speaker 1: for like thirteen threes and overtime another night, and they

947
00:51:13,400 --> 00:51:15,520
Speaker 1: still lose their out of the playoffs. Is it ever

948
00:51:15,520 --> 00:51:18,200
Speaker 1: gonna work in Portland? I don't know if they can't

949
00:51:18,280 --> 00:51:22,640
Speaker 1: beat the Nuggets without Jamal Murray? Come on? So good?

950
00:51:22,680 --> 00:51:25,359
Speaker 1: Is that a big name? Yes? And you just said

951
00:51:25,400 --> 00:51:28,320
Speaker 1: big names don't win games? And that email I got

952
00:51:28,680 --> 00:51:32,600
Speaker 1: was some I Heart Media and the Can't Cancel Pride

953
00:51:32,640 --> 00:51:36,080
Speaker 1: event is tonight. You can watch it on iHeart Media's YouTube,

954
00:51:36,680 --> 00:51:40,160
Speaker 1: Facebook and Twitch. I thought you were talking about you

955
00:51:40,239 --> 00:51:42,839
Speaker 1: got emailed a song. I thought you we're gonna say.

956
00:51:42,960 --> 00:51:46,799
Speaker 1: Terry Bradshaw emailed us no, and he said, I reconsidered that,

957
00:51:46,880 --> 00:51:48,839
Speaker 1: uh invite to the podcast. He said, I'm still not

958
00:51:48,920 --> 00:51:55,280
Speaker 1: fucking doing it. Get away from me. That's respect. Everybody

959
00:51:55,360 --> 00:51:57,480
Speaker 1: think they can have a podcast and get every guest.

960
00:51:58,160 --> 00:51:59,879
Speaker 1: Terry Bradshaw, I just put it right now, I mean

961
00:52:00,040 --> 00:52:01,520
Speaker 1: not not only put it in my face. But I

962
00:52:01,520 --> 00:52:03,720
Speaker 1: asked him. He says no, and then he shoves me away,

963
00:52:04,080 --> 00:52:06,080
Speaker 1: get out of here, because everybody's like, oh I got

964
00:52:06,080 --> 00:52:09,480
Speaker 1: a podcast. Hey, I have a podcast. And then Terry

965
00:52:09,480 --> 00:52:13,520
Speaker 1: Bradshaw just is straight to your face, was like, your podcast, dude. Yeah,

966
00:52:13,520 --> 00:52:15,920
Speaker 1: he basically did, Oh wow, I just got an email. Guys.

967
00:52:16,120 --> 00:52:19,759
Speaker 1: Oh um, it's about ransomware. Oh don't know, click on it.

968
00:52:20,160 --> 00:52:24,200
Speaker 1: Do not click on emails that have these options. You

969
00:52:24,239 --> 00:52:26,759
Speaker 1: don't know the sender. Don't click any links on that

970
00:52:26,840 --> 00:52:30,480
Speaker 1: email is someone. If the senator is someone you know

971
00:52:30,520 --> 00:52:34,120
Speaker 1: but doesn't normally send you individual emails, especially with links

972
00:52:34,200 --> 00:52:37,120
Speaker 1: or attachment, do not click on those. And also, if

973
00:52:37,160 --> 00:52:40,000
Speaker 1: there's an urgency in the senator's message, don't click on

974
00:52:40,000 --> 00:52:42,600
Speaker 1: those links. From Tanner Bennett, I got a d M.

975
00:52:42,719 --> 00:52:44,799
Speaker 1: He wanted me to read this on today's podcast, he said,

976
00:52:44,920 --> 00:52:47,960
Speaker 1: Sisson going to the coast with my wife. Give us

977
00:52:47,960 --> 00:52:52,280
Speaker 1: a shout out on the pod. Cold beer Sandy cheeks

978
00:52:52,680 --> 00:52:56,680
Speaker 1: and sore losers blaring on the radio. Get this done

979
00:52:56,719 --> 00:52:59,120
Speaker 1: for me, Coachure. I love it because that was almost

980
00:52:59,160 --> 00:53:01,080
Speaker 1: a song, and I am gonna hack that from you

981
00:53:01,280 --> 00:53:04,680
Speaker 1: and write that into a song. Uh. Cold beer Sandy

982
00:53:04,800 --> 00:53:08,839
Speaker 1: cheeks and what and sore losers. Yeah, I don't want

983
00:53:08,840 --> 00:53:12,840
Speaker 1: to be on your podcast. You should write that Kenny,

984
00:53:12,960 --> 00:53:16,160
Speaker 1: I mean canny. He called me Kenny all freaking nights good.

985
00:53:16,640 --> 00:53:19,600
Speaker 1: So before we go cultures. After four and a half years,

986
00:53:19,640 --> 00:53:22,440
Speaker 1: I finally decided to propose My fiance Amy and I

987
00:53:22,520 --> 00:53:25,400
Speaker 1: are his name? Would you let me get there? Fiance's

988
00:53:25,440 --> 00:53:27,920
Speaker 1: name is Amy. My fiance Amy and I are getting

989
00:53:27,920 --> 00:53:30,200
Speaker 1: married June five, and man, I sure did out put

990
00:53:30,200 --> 00:53:32,480
Speaker 1: put my coverage with her. I drive a record and

991
00:53:32,520 --> 00:53:34,040
Speaker 1: look forward to the pot he help me get through

992
00:53:34,040 --> 00:53:36,120
Speaker 1: the days. She loves to listen when we take a

993
00:53:36,200 --> 00:53:38,440
Speaker 1: road trip and we'll be headed to Key West for

994
00:53:38,480 --> 00:53:40,759
Speaker 1: our honeymoon. Wanted to take her to a Ruba, but

995
00:53:40,840 --> 00:53:43,400
Speaker 1: like I said, I drive a record and we'll listen

996
00:53:43,480 --> 00:53:45,440
Speaker 1: to the week's podcast on the way down while on

997
00:53:45,480 --> 00:53:47,920
Speaker 1: the beach. I would love to surprise her with a

998
00:53:47,920 --> 00:53:50,399
Speaker 1: shout out from the guys whose faces are on her

999
00:53:50,400 --> 00:53:55,280
Speaker 1: pajama shirt. Any tips about places to go eat seeing

1000
00:53:55,280 --> 00:53:57,920
Speaker 1: the Keys would be greatly appreciated. I've never been to

1001
00:53:57,920 --> 00:54:01,560
Speaker 1: the Keys, dude, Key West is the s Kenny. You

1002
00:54:01,560 --> 00:54:06,560
Speaker 1: should know you all right, listen, But I went to

1003
00:54:06,640 --> 00:54:11,120
Speaker 1: Key West, Oh to three years ago. I was legit,

1004
00:54:11,239 --> 00:54:13,279
Speaker 1: what restaurant was your favorite? Okay, I don't remember the

1005
00:54:13,360 --> 00:54:15,719
Speaker 1: names of these restaurants, but there is there. There's one

1006
00:54:15,719 --> 00:54:19,040
Speaker 1: on the water. There's there's the one that I had

1007
00:54:19,120 --> 00:54:21,120
Speaker 1: sand by it that was cool. Look for the one

1008
00:54:21,120 --> 00:54:26,320
Speaker 1: with the palm tree. There was a Cuban restaurant somewhere

1009
00:54:26,520 --> 00:54:29,719
Speaker 1: in the middle of Key West. I don't know the

1010
00:54:29,800 --> 00:54:33,800
Speaker 1: name of it. Legit Cuban food so good. There's also

1011
00:54:33,880 --> 00:54:35,719
Speaker 1: a bar. I don't remember the name of it, but

1012
00:54:35,960 --> 00:54:37,439
Speaker 1: I think a lot of bars have it. But they

1013
00:54:37,520 --> 00:54:42,640
Speaker 1: sell conch fritters and this is fried conch. Guys. Fried

1014
00:54:42,680 --> 00:54:46,160
Speaker 1: conch is delicious. So if you see that on the menu,

1015
00:54:46,640 --> 00:54:50,760
Speaker 1: order yourself some fried conch. It's really good. There you go. Congratulations,

1016
00:54:51,040 --> 00:54:52,960
Speaker 1: and the Cuban coffee is really good in Key West.

1017
00:54:53,239 --> 00:54:56,279
Speaker 1: You like coffee, asked for a Cuban coffee. Thanks again

1018
00:54:56,280 --> 00:54:58,640
Speaker 1: for all the last and you have helped a share

1019
00:54:58,680 --> 00:55:00,440
Speaker 1: over the years. Keep up the great work, coaches, and

1020
00:55:00,480 --> 00:55:03,759
Speaker 1: I will hang up and listen the newlyweds Kurt and

1021
00:55:03,880 --> 00:55:08,400
Speaker 1: Amy Peacock. So congratulations, enjoy Key West. We gave you

1022
00:55:08,400 --> 00:55:10,439
Speaker 1: the advice. Hold on, there's a beach too. That's really

1023
00:55:10,520 --> 00:55:13,200
Speaker 1: and have a good marriage a little yeah, and hey,

1024
00:55:13,239 --> 00:55:15,200
Speaker 1: maybe hit me up while you're down there. What's his name?

1025
00:55:16,200 --> 00:55:19,120
Speaker 1: Kurt and Amy Peacock, Kurt on Eddie. It may have

1026
00:55:19,160 --> 00:55:21,600
Speaker 1: closed because of the pandemic. No, I mean it's it's

1027
00:55:21,640 --> 00:55:25,600
Speaker 1: a um it's like, uh National Park or something. You

1028
00:55:25,640 --> 00:55:28,400
Speaker 1: gotta go. It's not in restaurant. No, no no, no, this

1029
00:55:28,560 --> 00:55:32,360
Speaker 1: beautiful beach. I was telling Baser, we're in West Nashville,

1030
00:55:32,360 --> 00:55:34,799
Speaker 1: and I said, Sweetie, listen, there's this great barbecue place

1031
00:55:34,800 --> 00:55:41,279
Speaker 1: called Porky's or Corky's or some ship. Come on, I'm

1032
00:55:41,360 --> 00:55:45,319
Speaker 1: driving down Charlotte, guys, and freaking pandemic. Man. Every time

1033
00:55:45,320 --> 00:55:47,040
Speaker 1: I turn around, I got memories of it. I look

1034
00:55:47,080 --> 00:55:50,040
Speaker 1: at Corky's whole damn things boarded up. They haven't served

1035
00:55:50,040 --> 00:55:52,160
Speaker 1: barbecue in five months. I was like, well, Sweetie, sorry

1036
00:55:52,160 --> 00:55:56,319
Speaker 1: about date night. Uh Porky stop barbecue and got god.

1037
00:55:56,719 --> 00:55:59,359
Speaker 1: So yeah, guys, be careful before you head out. Make

1038
00:55:59,400 --> 00:56:01,799
Speaker 1: sure vera five these places are open. A lot of

1039
00:56:01,800 --> 00:56:07,240
Speaker 1: them had to shut her. And I'll hang up and listen, alright,

1040
00:56:07,400 --> 00:56:09,759
Speaker 1: one hour in one hour, let us know on that

1041
00:56:09,840 --> 00:56:11,960
Speaker 1: Cuban Mexican spot. No, I'm not looking for that. I'm

1042
00:56:11,960 --> 00:56:14,400
Speaker 1: looking for a beach that my wife and I went Atlanta.

1043
00:56:14,480 --> 00:56:17,240
Speaker 1: I got it here. It is Bahia. On the state

1044
00:56:17,320 --> 00:56:21,920
Speaker 1: park it's b A h I A, and then on

1045
00:56:22,160 --> 00:56:26,440
Speaker 1: the h O N d A it's like Honda State Park. Dude,

1046
00:56:26,760 --> 00:56:32,080
Speaker 1: amazing Bahia Honda Key so freaking awesome out there. It's

1047
00:56:32,120 --> 00:56:33,800
Speaker 1: a little bit, it's not like on Key West. You

1048
00:56:33,840 --> 00:56:36,760
Speaker 1: have to drive a little bit. But this place is beautiful.

1049
00:56:37,000 --> 00:56:39,200
Speaker 1: Careful in those private beaches. When I was in Maui,

1050
00:56:39,360 --> 00:56:41,040
Speaker 1: some guy I was at some beach, he tried to

1051
00:56:41,040 --> 00:56:45,120
Speaker 1: grab my really, yeah, because it's the locals try to

1052
00:56:45,160 --> 00:56:47,560
Speaker 1: get the word out about these secret private beaches and

1053
00:56:47,560 --> 00:56:50,880
Speaker 1: then they try to rob your day. Okay, So Bahia

1054
00:56:50,920 --> 00:56:52,640
Speaker 1: on the this place. So this is where I found

1055
00:56:52,680 --> 00:56:56,040
Speaker 1: all these conscious boys, like you know what queen conscience are.

1056
00:56:57,080 --> 00:57:01,000
Speaker 1: They're like the big big queen. So we found like

1057
00:57:01,080 --> 00:57:03,680
Speaker 1: three of these. They were telling the story. Me and

1058
00:57:03,719 --> 00:57:05,239
Speaker 1: my wife. We go out to this like but he

1059
00:57:05,520 --> 00:57:07,439
Speaker 1: on the state park and it's I'm telling you, there's

1060
00:57:07,520 --> 00:57:11,520
Speaker 1: no one out. No, this is three years ago, three

1061
00:57:11,560 --> 00:57:14,440
Speaker 1: years ago, and I'm walking on the beach and you

1062
00:57:14,480 --> 00:57:17,240
Speaker 1: can see like it's the water so clear that you

1063
00:57:17,280 --> 00:57:19,440
Speaker 1: can see your feet and you're walking. And I was

1064
00:57:19,480 --> 00:57:21,320
Speaker 1: walking and I was like, oh, there's like something right there.

1065
00:57:21,360 --> 00:57:23,680
Speaker 1: What is that? Is that a stingray? Like whatever? And

1066
00:57:23,720 --> 00:57:26,960
Speaker 1: I nudge it and it's a big shell I'm grabbing.

1067
00:57:27,040 --> 00:57:29,720
Speaker 1: I'm talking about the size of a bowling ball. And

1068
00:57:29,800 --> 00:57:32,480
Speaker 1: so I get the shell. I'm like, oh my gosh,

1069
00:57:32,520 --> 00:57:34,160
Speaker 1: it's one of those beautiful shells that you put up

1070
00:57:34,160 --> 00:57:37,440
Speaker 1: to your ear and you can take it home and

1071
00:57:37,440 --> 00:57:39,760
Speaker 1: hear the ocean. So I take it home with me.

1072
00:57:40,360 --> 00:57:42,520
Speaker 1: What I didn't know, what are you Tom Hanks? In castle?

1073
00:57:42,600 --> 00:57:44,640
Speaker 1: And what I didn't know was that there was an

1074
00:57:44,680 --> 00:57:48,280
Speaker 1: animal in it. And so I found out later that

1075
00:57:48,400 --> 00:57:50,000
Speaker 1: night that there was an animal in there and it

1076
00:57:50,080 --> 00:57:53,360
Speaker 1: was still in the trunk on my car. So I'm like, oh, crap,

1077
00:57:53,440 --> 00:57:56,800
Speaker 1: like and I think the animals die. So anyway, long

1078
00:57:56,840 --> 00:57:59,919
Speaker 1: story short, we're leaving in two days. Then what about

1079
00:58:00,040 --> 00:58:04,400
Speaker 1: long story super short? Coach the animal dies, okay, And

1080
00:58:04,440 --> 00:58:05,840
Speaker 1: so I'm like, I gotta get the animal out of

1081
00:58:05,840 --> 00:58:07,760
Speaker 1: there because it's like dead and it's trying to cover

1082
00:58:07,840 --> 00:58:11,880
Speaker 1: up a crime in a foreign land. You were in Florida,

1083
00:58:12,280 --> 00:58:17,560
Speaker 1: you had a dead body in your trunk. Hey, Casey, Anthony, coach.

1084
00:58:17,600 --> 00:58:19,360
Speaker 1: I think I was watching this on the Lifetime the

1085
00:58:19,360 --> 00:58:21,240
Speaker 1: other night. So I get rid of the animal, right,

1086
00:58:21,920 --> 00:58:26,560
Speaker 1: and so we're flying out. We're flying out of Miami. Guys,

1087
00:58:26,640 --> 00:58:30,760
Speaker 1: got con over his shirt. I'm not kidding, guys. We're

1088
00:58:30,800 --> 00:58:33,560
Speaker 1: flying out of Miami. So I'm driving down to Miami

1089
00:58:33,680 --> 00:58:36,000
Speaker 1: with this dead conch in the back of my car.

1090
00:58:36,400 --> 00:58:38,240
Speaker 1: So I tell my wife, like we have to, like

1091
00:58:39,040 --> 00:58:41,720
Speaker 1: it's starting to smell, like I gotta clean this contract.

1092
00:58:42,000 --> 00:58:44,960
Speaker 1: Coach stops at the Old Costco and gets bleach and

1093
00:58:44,960 --> 00:58:48,800
Speaker 1: and uh, duct tape. I mean, coach, I stopped at

1094
00:58:48,840 --> 00:58:54,560
Speaker 1: Walgreens and I got bleached, paid cash. Hey, and I'm

1095
00:58:54,560 --> 00:58:58,680
Speaker 1: pouring bleach in the parking lot of Walgreens in this conch, Coach,

1096
00:58:58,680 --> 00:59:00,880
Speaker 1: why didn't you just ask for a gas hanistore of gas?

1097
00:59:00,960 --> 00:59:02,920
Speaker 1: And then also some zip time and a sign that

1098
00:59:02,920 --> 00:59:08,000
Speaker 1: says I'm guilty. Boys boys. A car pulls up, rolls

1099
00:59:08,000 --> 00:59:10,400
Speaker 1: his window down. He goes, hey, man, um, you're not

1100
00:59:10,480 --> 00:59:13,320
Speaker 1: from here, are you. I'm like, excuse me, I can

1101
00:59:13,360 --> 00:59:17,560
Speaker 1: tell you're not from here. Wow, what's up? Heads up? Man?

1102
00:59:18,120 --> 00:59:21,080
Speaker 1: Conscious like that that's illegal? Like they will put your

1103
00:59:21,120 --> 00:59:23,680
Speaker 1: ass in jail if you take a consciou out of

1104
00:59:23,720 --> 00:59:26,120
Speaker 1: that water and take it with you wherever you're going.

1105
00:59:26,200 --> 00:59:28,520
Speaker 1: And I'm like, oh, sure you serious? Like yeah, man,

1106
00:59:28,520 --> 00:59:30,320
Speaker 1: most people don't know that, but I'm telling you. I

1107
00:59:30,400 --> 00:59:32,760
Speaker 1: got two friends that are still doing jail time because

1108
00:59:32,760 --> 00:59:38,200
Speaker 1: they're still about two conscious and I'm like, oh, crap, coach.

1109
00:59:38,200 --> 00:59:40,240
Speaker 1: At this point, you gotta ditch the car. I know

1110
00:59:40,520 --> 00:59:42,160
Speaker 1: what you do is you gotta throw the conscious car

1111
00:59:42,200 --> 00:59:43,760
Speaker 1: and go. I tell the guy, hey, thanks for the

1112
00:59:43,800 --> 00:59:45,480
Speaker 1: heads up. He's like, no problem, man, get rid of

1113
00:59:45,480 --> 00:59:48,240
Speaker 1: that thing quick. So now I'm driving. I know I've

1114
00:59:48,280 --> 00:59:50,360
Speaker 1: got in my trunk in my car. I don't know.

1115
00:59:50,440 --> 00:59:51,680
Speaker 1: You can't have it in the trunck. You gotta have

1116
00:59:51,680 --> 00:59:54,720
Speaker 1: in your lap to throw out the window legal contraband

1117
00:59:54,720 --> 00:59:56,680
Speaker 1: because you gotta think he wrote your license late. Now,

1118
00:59:56,960 --> 00:59:58,840
Speaker 1: So my wife's saying, like, come on, is this guy

1119
00:59:58,880 --> 01:00:01,360
Speaker 1: telling the truth you? I'm like, I don't know. Check Google.

1120
01:00:01,560 --> 01:00:05,120
Speaker 1: She checks Google. Sure enough, it's illegal. So now you're

1121
01:00:05,120 --> 01:00:07,280
Speaker 1: starting to sweat. So now I'm sweating. I'm like, where

1122
01:00:07,280 --> 01:00:10,000
Speaker 1: do I get rid of this conch? And I'm driving

1123
01:00:10,000 --> 01:00:11,800
Speaker 1: down the road, like should we just throw it there's

1124
01:00:11,800 --> 01:00:13,760
Speaker 1: cars behind us. We always do it by the old pier.

1125
01:00:13,840 --> 01:00:16,160
Speaker 1: We can't just throw it. We go to a little side,

1126
01:00:16,200 --> 01:00:19,280
Speaker 1: you know, a rest area stop. You're burying it, shallow grave.

1127
01:00:19,400 --> 01:00:21,640
Speaker 1: We stopping the rest area stop. I wait for cars

1128
01:00:21,680 --> 01:00:23,920
Speaker 1: to go by, and I'm maybe looking a little suspicious

1129
01:00:23,920 --> 01:00:25,720
Speaker 1: as cars are going by, like waving and everyone like

1130
01:00:25,840 --> 01:00:30,720
Speaker 1: are you doing? Are you doing? Finally I see a

1131
01:00:30,720 --> 01:00:34,680
Speaker 1: little break in the traffic. I get the conch, dump

1132
01:00:34,680 --> 01:00:38,680
Speaker 1: it a dumping. We speed off. I mean, we're gone,

1133
01:00:38,800 --> 01:00:41,800
Speaker 1: We're gone. I'm telling you, guys, the most scariest moment

1134
01:00:41,800 --> 01:00:44,080
Speaker 1: of my life. We're like, we almost saw jail time

1135
01:00:44,080 --> 01:00:46,400
Speaker 1: in the keys. So who would have gone down for it?

1136
01:00:46,440 --> 01:00:49,120
Speaker 1: You or your wife? Probably me? They ever find the

1137
01:00:49,160 --> 01:00:51,680
Speaker 1: conch body never I'm in coach. I didn't even watch

1138
01:00:51,680 --> 01:00:56,120
Speaker 1: the news or I didn't want to know. What's his

1139
01:00:56,200 --> 01:01:00,600
Speaker 1: dude's name? Kurt and am namy Hey in enjoy your

1140
01:01:00,640 --> 01:01:03,880
Speaker 1: stay and enjoy your honeymoon. Do not take any conscience.

1141
01:01:03,920 --> 01:01:07,320
Speaker 1: Do not see any wanted signs have Eddie's face on it.

1142
01:01:07,400 --> 01:01:09,760
Speaker 1: Rip them down? You know what? I and that dry

1143
01:01:09,840 --> 01:01:13,160
Speaker 1: Tortugas was the name of the part. My bad. We've

1144
01:01:13,240 --> 01:01:16,360
Speaker 1: changed names. Three times, dry Tortuga's But the fact that

1145
01:01:17,120 --> 01:01:19,880
Speaker 1: the story is buried here is she sleeps in our shirt.

1146
01:01:20,560 --> 01:01:23,320
Speaker 1: That's awesome, that's bad. Have a great weekend, guys, me

1147
01:01:23,360 --> 01:01:25,520
Speaker 1: and Terry, we're gonna be living it up in the keys.

1148
01:01:25,600 --> 01:01:28,640
Speaker 1: We strategically place those faces. Guys, if your chickens wearing

1149
01:01:28,680 --> 01:01:31,680
Speaker 1: the shirt, you'll know where the faces are. Just grab

1150
01:01:31,760 --> 01:01:34,120
Speaker 1: us on the face and you'll get good results. All right,

1151
01:01:34,760 --> 01:01:38,240
Speaker 1: we're good. You want to say, does Terry want to

1152
01:01:38,240 --> 01:01:40,640
Speaker 1: say anything? On the way out? I want to go

1153
01:01:40,720 --> 01:01:45,680
Speaker 1: on your podcast. Get that out here, I mean breaking,

1154
01:01:46,960 --> 01:01:51,440
Speaker 1: get the hell out of here. Oh god, no, you

1155
01:01:51,480 --> 01:01:59,920
Speaker 1: know what, it's not, dry Tortuga Kurt. Okay, all right,

1156
01:02:00,640 --> 01:02:05,120
Speaker 1: well we want Terry. On the way out. We're about

1157
01:02:05,120 --> 01:02:07,680
Speaker 1: to talk to my coach. Coach, coach, question, coach, what

1158
01:02:07,800 --> 01:02:10,400
Speaker 1: about my hit? What about my head? Awesome? Awesome? Here?

1159
01:02:10,760 --> 01:02:12,720
Speaker 1: If I had more hitters like you, we fucking me

1160
01:02:12,800 --> 01:02:15,200
Speaker 1: winning this motherfucking out the wait? Wait what about my

1161
01:02:15,200 --> 01:02:20,280
Speaker 1: face running? Oh? Your face running? Awesome? God, he's yelling,

1162
01:02:20,760 --> 01:02:25,000
Speaker 1: let's go, BUCkies. I don't know what. All right, I

1163
01:02:25,080 --> 01:02:28,400
Speaker 1: see you boys in Texas. I'll see you there, all right? Bye?

1164
01:02:28,680 --> 01:02:37,200
Speaker 1: Is that it Yeah, okay, welcome baby. Oh, last time

1165
01:02:37,240 --> 01:02:39,720
Speaker 1: I was in text it wasn't one different woman's five

1166
01:02:41,960 --> 01:02:46,840
Speaker 1: Hey are you done recording? Oh? I said, last time

1167
01:02:46,880 --> 01:02:48,760
Speaker 1: I was in Texas, I didn't have a thing called

1168
01:02:48,760 --> 01:02:51,760
Speaker 1: a wife fiance. I had a thing called a Friday

1169
01:02:51,840 --> 01:02:54,320
Speaker 1: night fun girl. It's gonna be a a little different code.

1170
01:02:54,320 --> 01:02:56,480
Speaker 1: Remember that for you, Remember that heart when you rolled

1171
01:02:56,480 --> 01:02:59,520
Speaker 1: in with Billy and my four strippers. That was before

1172
01:02:59,520 --> 01:03:03,160
Speaker 1: you were married. H I feel like, could you have

1173
01:03:03,240 --> 01:03:07,520
Speaker 1: gotten some girls that didn't wear tennis heels? Yeah, we're

1174
01:03:07,560 --> 01:03:10,160
Speaker 1: sticking out like a sore thumb, Like is that ray

1175
01:03:10,200 --> 01:03:17,880
Speaker 1: over there with those forks drivels? All right, boys, good time,

1176
01:03:18,200 --> 01:03:18,600
Speaker 1: good time,