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Speaker 1: The Jubil show on demand. It's another Jebil phone frame

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Speaker 1: day mornings on that's twenties. Hello. Hey, this is Stu.

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Speaker 1: I'm currently staying at the Airbnb Street. This is the

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Speaker 1: emergency number that was on the listing to call, and

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Speaker 1: I wanted to let the owner know that most of

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Speaker 1: them have been replaced, but there's a couple we can't replace.

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Speaker 1: I don't know who I need to talk to you

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Speaker 1: about that. Or um I rented to Brian. I didn't know. Ye.

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Speaker 1: He told me there was just gonna be one person, So, um,

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna have to contact Brian about that. But anyway,

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Speaker 1: what needs to be replaced? Wait? Hold on, did it?

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Speaker 1: What did I say? My name was Stu? Yeah? No, uh,

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Speaker 1: Stew is my middle name. My first name is Brian.

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Speaker 1: So hey, this is Brian. Wait a minute, No, I

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Speaker 1: don't buy that at all. Sorry. I know you've been

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Speaker 1: trying to like keep Brian out of trouble, but stun't.

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Speaker 1: Just tell me what needs to be replaced and we'll

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Speaker 1: deal with the other thing later. Oh well, no, this

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Speaker 1: is Brian. It's just me staying in your airbnb, but

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Speaker 1: I go by. Just tell me what needs to be replaced. Well, didn't, Brian?

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Speaker 1: I mean, didn't I message you last night? Okay, Stu,

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Speaker 1: I know you're not Brian. You can stop with this

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Speaker 1: little game. It's not gonna help. What did you break

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Speaker 1: and what did you quote replace? I need to know? Okay, So, um,

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Speaker 1: long story short, we were looking for friebees for the pool.

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Speaker 1: We don't have frisbee right, yeah? Oh, so we shouldn't

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Speaker 1: be throwing frisbees in the backyard. You know. We were

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Speaker 1: definitely break a window. Did you break a window? Oh no, No,

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Speaker 1: nothing like that. And we weren't throwing frisbees. Well what

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Speaker 1: were you throwing at? Well? We found um some records

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Speaker 1: and we're trying to I don't know if you know this,

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Speaker 1: but there's this room in the house where there's like

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Speaker 1: a ton of records. That room should be locked. How

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Speaker 1: did you get in there? Door was open when I

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Speaker 1: found it. Okay, oh my god, I can't believe you.

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Speaker 1: What do you guys like ten? You're just throwing around records?

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Speaker 1: You know those things are valuable, right, You've grabbed records

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Speaker 1: from my record collection and threw them in the pool.

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Speaker 1: Chip did well? Chip also should not have been there

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Speaker 1: because we explicitly said no guests. We definitely don't rent

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Speaker 1: it out to groups of idiots who throw other people's

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Speaker 1: property in the pool. We also didn't throw them in

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Speaker 1: the pool. If that's what you're thinking, I don't care

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Speaker 1: who did what, but the group that you are there with.

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Speaker 1: It sounds like what you're telling me is that you

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Speaker 1: threw frisbees in outside around my pool. Not frisbees, you

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Speaker 1: threw my records and use them as frisbee. Okay. When

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Speaker 1: you say you, when you say you mean, you mean

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Speaker 1: me specifically, I mean the royal you, I mean the

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Speaker 1: collective you, all of you guys you do okay, Yes,

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Speaker 1: I mean I feel like you should take some responsibility.

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Speaker 1: There was no note saying we couldn't touch the records.

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Speaker 1: I didn't think I had to leave a note about

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Speaker 1: not playing records because that door was supposed to be locked. Now,

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Speaker 1: which records did you break? I swear to God if

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Speaker 1: you touched my first pressing David Bowie hungry, dorry, I'm

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Speaker 1: gonna murder somebody. Okay, understood. So when you say touch,

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Speaker 1: you mean like, did I pick it up and touch

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Speaker 1: it with my hands? Did you break it by throwing

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Speaker 1: it outside? I did not throw that record outside. Did

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Speaker 1: anyone in your group throw that record? Yes, oh my god,

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Speaker 1: but I did not throw it. I hit it with

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Speaker 1: the bat. Okay, I am so done here kidding me.

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Speaker 1: You guys were playing baseball with my records. That's it.

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Speaker 1: I am coming down there right now. I am coming

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Speaker 1: with the police. None of you better leave. I know

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Speaker 1: your name is Stu. All right, I'm gonna contact Brian

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Speaker 1: if you any of you guys are gone. I know

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Speaker 1: there's Chip, I know there's Stew, I know there's a Brian.

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Speaker 1: So there's better be three people at least down there.

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Speaker 1: And I'm bringing the cops. And they're not there to

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Speaker 1: arrest you. They are there to protect you from me

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Speaker 1: because I am going to start swinging back. Okay, well,

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Speaker 1: then I'll just tell you it's a prank phone call,

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Speaker 1: and your wife Lisa is on the phone. Honey, this

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Speaker 1: is actually Jewbil from the Jewel Show doing a phone

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Speaker 1: prank on you and your wife. Lisa set you up.

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Speaker 1: She said that you guys have an airbnb and you

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Speaker 1: have a prize record record collection that you keep locked up.

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Speaker 1: And she said, yeah, I was worried about people breaking

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Speaker 1: your records. I'm sorry, honey. I couldn't help this. The

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Speaker 1: Jewel Show on demand