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Speaker 1: So some backstory. My fiance Annie and I have known

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Speaker 1: We applied to a good mix of MD, doctor of

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah. Now, I had initially planned on continuing my

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Speaker 1: so four hundred grand? My god? Oh interestingly, Op actually

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Speaker 2: On, settling dogs.

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Speaker 1: What about her spunking charisma?

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Speaker 2: you need to date another Harvard doctor. I think we

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Speaker 1: Oh man. Obviously this crushed her, and I've tried my

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Speaker 1: Yeah, in the country.

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Speaker 1: Phoenix University, cutting cutting griefs over zoom, Annie, can you

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Speaker 1: Forget one hundred percent acceptance rate. We have one hundred

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Speaker 1: Sponsor us, Yeah, sponsor your boys, Yeah, exactly if you

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Speaker 1: want your reputation to be sacked. Our situation is now this.

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Speaker 1: I'm currently enrolled at the aforementioned New England Medical School Harvard,

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Speaker 1: And she's currently living with me. There were no jobs

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Speaker 2: Look I'm a bum on this straight now. But uh,

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Speaker 1: I can I can see that. I can see that.

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Speaker 1: This is what ended up happening Friday night. I was

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Speaker 2: Bro, this lady does not deserve to be in medical school.

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Speaker 2: I what are you looking at pictures of other naked women?

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Speaker 2: Okay, I've seen a couple of medical textbooks in my day,

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Speaker 2: and I'm just gonna go out and say it. No

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Speaker 1: I mean, there's literally the internet, little little Bobby, the

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Speaker 2: we found the anatomy textbook and we were showing each

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Speaker 1: Right right. You're like you're like, yeah, this is me

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Speaker 1: I'll save you all the trouble. She wasn't cheating, nor

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Speaker 2: I still think she's salty for not being into medical

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Speaker 1: Yeah, exactly. Still I was confused. I asked her about

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Speaker 1: I was done. I broke up with her on the

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Speaker 2: It's crazy?

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Speaker 1: Yeah? Like, she's super insecure and also like sounds like

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Speaker 1: At a bare minimum. If this was some and it's

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Speaker 2: Good decision would be to break up with her. I'm

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Speaker 2: sure you'll find a bunch of really good looking Harvard models,

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Speaker 1: Yeah.

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Speaker 2: Oh, also, we love you and we'll see him you

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Speaker 1: Am I the a hole for telling the autistic guy

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Speaker 1: That's long, bro eleven hour And also also a young

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Speaker 1: is like, why would you ever do that?

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Speaker 2: I don't know, dude, do you want to go to

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Speaker 1: Reason instead of okop but outside, it's okop but Russia.

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Speaker 1: A billion Russian doodles or whatever the fuck they are,

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Speaker 1: but I was like it was so close close.

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00:21:20,840 --> 00:21:23,280
Speaker 2: Yeah, I was like, I feel like it's yeah, but

442
00:21:24,240 --> 00:21:26,399
Speaker 2: your Putin Russia as a whole. We love you, but

443
00:21:27,520 --> 00:21:29,640
Speaker 2: you get out here, like, yeah, we can have enough

444
00:21:29,680 --> 00:21:32,080
Speaker 2: shirtless pictures of you to last where we're going to go.

445
00:21:32,160 --> 00:21:36,879
Speaker 2: We got enough in this bank bank back to our daddy,

446
00:21:37,280 --> 00:21:40,840
Speaker 2: Daddy Laddie. You know, Daddy Laddie got it bad.

447
00:21:41,240 --> 00:21:43,680
Speaker 1: And there was a guy in his twenties, I think,

448
00:21:44,040 --> 00:21:47,160
Speaker 1: in the same row as me. I was exhausted because

449
00:21:47,200 --> 00:21:49,879
Speaker 1: I only got four hours of sleep before the flight,

450
00:21:50,040 --> 00:21:52,840
Speaker 1: so I thought I could sleep on the plane, which.

451
00:21:53,240 --> 00:21:56,119
Speaker 2: You never can sleep on. Don't count on getting sleep

452
00:21:56,119 --> 00:21:58,760
Speaker 2: on a plane. Like you can get sleep on a plane.

453
00:21:58,800 --> 00:22:02,119
Speaker 2: It does happen, but in much the same way that

454
00:22:02,160 --> 00:22:05,720
Speaker 2: you shouldn't count like winning the lottery to make sure

455
00:22:05,760 --> 00:22:07,640
Speaker 2: your four oh one k is filled up, you should

456
00:22:07,720 --> 00:22:09,560
Speaker 2: not count on sleeping on a plane.

457
00:22:09,680 --> 00:22:12,600
Speaker 1: Don't bet on lotters for ira don't sleep on planes.

458
00:22:12,960 --> 00:22:15,080
Speaker 2: Yeah, although you know what, I did see someone at

459
00:22:15,080 --> 00:22:17,000
Speaker 2: a air like on Reddit. I saw someone at an

460
00:22:17,040 --> 00:22:22,159
Speaker 2: airport that had set up a hammock in between like

461
00:22:22,200 --> 00:22:25,199
Speaker 2: these two pillars, so they can sleep in the hammock

462
00:22:25,240 --> 00:22:26,040
Speaker 2: while they were waiting for.

463
00:22:25,960 --> 00:22:27,800
Speaker 1: Their That is the greatest idea I've ever heard of.

464
00:22:27,800 --> 00:22:31,520
Speaker 1: My genius and this guy I'll call him. See keeps

465
00:22:31,600 --> 00:22:35,080
Speaker 1: trying to make a conversation. See See starts off by

466
00:22:35,080 --> 00:22:37,639
Speaker 1: telling me he's autistic and then asking me if I

467
00:22:37,760 --> 00:22:41,280
Speaker 1: like K pop? And he keeps non stop talking and

468
00:22:41,600 --> 00:22:44,359
Speaker 1: rarely gives me a chance to speak, not that I

469
00:22:44,400 --> 00:22:44,879
Speaker 1: wanted to.

470
00:22:45,760 --> 00:22:49,320
Speaker 2: I love that, Like it's like, hey, I'm autistic, do

471
00:22:49,359 --> 00:22:50,119
Speaker 2: you like K pop?

472
00:22:51,119 --> 00:22:53,840
Speaker 1: I love that combination of questions. I mean that's he's

473
00:22:53,880 --> 00:22:56,320
Speaker 1: being up front. Also, yeah, but you know he's like, hey,

474
00:22:56,320 --> 00:22:58,359
Speaker 1: here's here's what's going on with me? And I like

475
00:22:58,440 --> 00:23:00,199
Speaker 1: K pop? Yeah, there we go.

476
00:23:00,600 --> 00:23:03,000
Speaker 2: What are you? What are your two what are your two?

477
00:23:03,160 --> 00:23:06,600
Speaker 2: Question openers? Stranger on the street, all right, you have

478
00:23:06,640 --> 00:23:11,240
Speaker 2: to say something personal about yourself and and and like an.

479
00:23:10,880 --> 00:23:13,720
Speaker 1: I love to ask people what they're uh their fun

480
00:23:13,760 --> 00:23:16,960
Speaker 1: fact is, or they're like special ability because my fun

481
00:23:17,000 --> 00:23:18,800
Speaker 1: fact slash special ability is the fact that I can

482
00:23:18,800 --> 00:23:24,520
Speaker 1: clap with one hand, And so I show them, Wow,

483
00:23:24,600 --> 00:23:28,000
Speaker 1: I'm in And then everyone in the group starts trying

484
00:23:28,000 --> 00:23:28,360
Speaker 1: to do it.

485
00:23:28,280 --> 00:23:34,640
Speaker 2: And they're like, wow, that's actually it's hard, right, Yeah,

486
00:23:34,720 --> 00:23:36,080
Speaker 2: I thought it would be easy. I thought.

487
00:23:39,040 --> 00:23:40,919
Speaker 1: Now, imagine a group you're in a you're at a

488
00:23:40,920 --> 00:23:42,760
Speaker 1: party and there's like, you know, seven people in a

489
00:23:42,760 --> 00:23:47,160
Speaker 1: circle and all seven of them simultaneously start to hard.

490
00:23:47,960 --> 00:23:55,960
Speaker 1: I can't do it, Like, don't say it, keep it,

491
00:23:56,440 --> 00:23:59,440
Speaker 1: keep it. We'll let the audience decide on that one.

492
00:24:00,200 --> 00:24:02,280
Speaker 1: Let the audience decide on that one.

493
00:24:05,480 --> 00:24:09,560
Speaker 2: I like that convoy. I like that. All right, let's go,

494
00:24:09,600 --> 00:24:11,399
Speaker 2: let's go before we get here, before I get in trouble.

495
00:24:15,280 --> 00:24:16,640
Speaker 1: You just gonna keep trying randomly.

496
00:24:19,160 --> 00:24:21,360
Speaker 2: You know, you ever see that. You remember when when

497
00:24:21,359 --> 00:24:24,200
Speaker 2: Trump got in trouble for doing Oh yeah, yeah, yeah,

498
00:24:24,480 --> 00:24:26,400
Speaker 2: people are going to cancer exactly exactly.

499
00:24:27,160 --> 00:24:28,600
Speaker 1: We'll leave it up to their imaginations.

500
00:24:28,840 --> 00:24:30,840
Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, Please don't cancel me.

501
00:24:31,240 --> 00:24:33,480
Speaker 1: I try to be polite because I have ADHD and

502
00:24:33,520 --> 00:24:36,560
Speaker 1: I understand how difficult social cues can be, so he

503
00:24:36,680 --> 00:24:38,960
Speaker 1: probably can't tell that I'm really not in the mood

504
00:24:38,960 --> 00:24:40,240
Speaker 1: to talk right now, that.

505
00:24:40,200 --> 00:24:42,480
Speaker 2: I'm freaking bored out of my mind. Please stop talking

506
00:24:42,480 --> 00:24:42,679
Speaker 2: to me.

507
00:24:43,080 --> 00:24:45,240
Speaker 1: Over the course of the next twenty minutes, I tell

508
00:24:45,359 --> 00:24:49,200
Speaker 1: Ce maybe five times that I want to sleep, and

509
00:24:49,240 --> 00:24:51,600
Speaker 1: I put my headphones on each time, and then he's.

510
00:24:51,560 --> 00:24:53,080
Speaker 2: Like, oh, are you about to listen to K pop?

511
00:24:53,960 --> 00:24:54,560
Speaker 1: Yeah? True?

512
00:24:54,600 --> 00:24:56,399
Speaker 2: What what CA pop song you're listening to?

513
00:24:56,760 --> 00:25:00,439
Speaker 1: Can I listen and each time C begins sing to

514
00:25:00,480 --> 00:25:04,639
Speaker 1: me after maybe two minutes of silence, Dude, that that

515
00:25:04,800 --> 00:25:07,200
Speaker 1: is rough. I'm sorry. Like, you're sitting on the plane

516
00:25:07,240 --> 00:25:09,080
Speaker 1: four hours of sleep, you're trying to buckle in for

517
00:25:09,080 --> 00:25:12,320
Speaker 1: eleven hours, and he keeps like five times.

518
00:25:12,400 --> 00:25:13,800
Speaker 2: But does she take off the headphones?

519
00:25:14,400 --> 00:25:15,439
Speaker 1: That's the thing I think she is.

520
00:25:15,560 --> 00:25:18,360
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, see she's too nice. She's too nice. Don't

521
00:25:18,400 --> 00:25:19,359
Speaker 2: take off the headphones.

522
00:25:19,400 --> 00:25:20,160
Speaker 1: Just just pretend.

523
00:25:20,600 --> 00:25:24,359
Speaker 2: Yeah, dude, you are a body, that a limp body

524
00:25:24,840 --> 00:25:26,280
Speaker 2: that is not going to engage.

525
00:25:26,800 --> 00:25:29,840
Speaker 1: Finally, I was able to sleep for around four hours

526
00:25:29,880 --> 00:25:30,640
Speaker 1: out of the eleven.

527
00:25:31,040 --> 00:25:33,399
Speaker 2: But okay, he stopped talking for four hours.

528
00:25:33,960 --> 00:25:36,800
Speaker 1: Yes, but also like four out of eleven, Like that's

529
00:25:37,359 --> 00:25:38,480
Speaker 1: that's that's not very.

530
00:25:38,359 --> 00:25:41,879
Speaker 2: Much, sure, but four sleeping four hours and an eleven

531
00:25:41,920 --> 00:25:45,280
Speaker 2: hour flight, that's like, that's like an A plus sleep wise.

532
00:25:45,680 --> 00:25:47,359
Speaker 1: I'll give you that good. I'll give you that one.

533
00:25:47,880 --> 00:25:51,800
Speaker 1: But when I woke up, C started talking again, and

534
00:25:51,880 --> 00:25:55,080
Speaker 1: I'm still really tired, and I've had some personal issues

535
00:25:55,119 --> 00:25:58,600
Speaker 1: the day before my flight, so I'm also socially exhausted.

536
00:25:59,040 --> 00:26:01,359
Speaker 1: But I let him talk for a bit before I

537
00:26:01,400 --> 00:26:04,360
Speaker 1: start watching a show on my phone. I tell him,

538
00:26:04,400 --> 00:26:06,919
Speaker 1: maybe five separate times, that I'm trying to watch a

539
00:26:06,960 --> 00:26:09,960
Speaker 1: show and I'm not interested in talking to him right now,

540
00:26:10,000 --> 00:26:14,280
Speaker 1: but maybe later. She still keeps trying to talk to me.

541
00:26:14,560 --> 00:26:17,480
Speaker 2: Bro He's like, he's like, oh, how about now, hey,

542
00:26:17,560 --> 00:26:21,840
Speaker 2: I can talk to you later now.

543
00:26:21,960 --> 00:26:24,040
Speaker 1: And then when she tries to talk to me again,

544
00:26:24,760 --> 00:26:26,919
Speaker 1: I snap a bit and tell him I'm getting a

545
00:26:26,920 --> 00:26:30,359
Speaker 1: bit annoyed, and he goes into a full self hating

546
00:26:30,760 --> 00:26:34,200
Speaker 1: oh I'm so sorry, I'm horrible. God, I'm gonna shut

547
00:26:34,280 --> 00:26:37,560
Speaker 1: up now rant, and and then proceeds not to shut up,

548
00:26:38,080 --> 00:26:41,280
Speaker 1: ran about how he should shut up. That would be

549
00:26:41,320 --> 00:26:44,639
Speaker 1: a plot twist, but he's doing that right.

550
00:26:44,840 --> 00:26:45,600
Speaker 2: Doing that right now.

551
00:26:46,080 --> 00:26:48,200
Speaker 4: He's like, oh my god, I'm so sorry. I'm such

552
00:26:48,240 --> 00:26:50,680
Speaker 4: an eighty I just really stopped talking. But it really

553
00:26:50,840 --> 00:26:53,200
Speaker 4: goes back to my mother back in nineteen sixty two.

554
00:26:53,520 --> 00:26:56,040
Speaker 4: You know, she used to squirt me with a pistol

555
00:26:56,080 --> 00:26:58,879
Speaker 4: gun every time I didn't say something, and so now

556
00:26:58,880 --> 00:26:59,760
Speaker 4: I'm always talking.

557
00:26:59,520 --> 00:27:01,840
Speaker 1: And then she would ratituey and then everything would feel better.

558
00:27:02,720 --> 00:27:03,359
Speaker 3: I Uh.

559
00:27:03,960 --> 00:27:06,560
Speaker 1: The the tragedy of this is like he's like just

560
00:27:06,600 --> 00:27:08,639
Speaker 1: saying it out loud, so now she can just like,

561
00:27:09,320 --> 00:27:12,720
Speaker 1: you know, now she can go and and and tune

562
00:27:12,760 --> 00:27:16,240
Speaker 1: in without him. Yeah, just like you know, ranting, ranting

563
00:27:16,280 --> 00:27:20,960
Speaker 1: to space. But I feel bad because I should have

564
00:27:20,960 --> 00:27:23,840
Speaker 1: been nicer to him. And I can understand emotions, being

565
00:27:23,880 --> 00:27:26,280
Speaker 1: strong and spiraling, et cetera, et cetera.

566
00:27:27,359 --> 00:27:29,520
Speaker 2: I think she was pretty nice to him, though, Like

567
00:27:30,600 --> 00:27:33,199
Speaker 2: I mean except that last I mean except the last bit,

568
00:27:33,240 --> 00:27:34,560
Speaker 2: which is like, yo, you're annoying me.

569
00:27:34,880 --> 00:27:37,680
Speaker 1: Yeah, but that's like, that's barely over the line. I

570
00:27:37,960 --> 00:27:43,000
Speaker 1: think she just rephrased her words slightly. It'd be totally acceptable.

571
00:27:43,600 --> 00:27:44,960
Speaker 2: But she said it so many times.

572
00:27:45,000 --> 00:27:46,960
Speaker 1: And that's the other thing is she said it so

573
00:27:47,080 --> 00:27:51,720
Speaker 1: many times that it's like like maybe she should have said, like, hey,

574
00:27:51,760 --> 00:27:54,000
Speaker 1: like I appreciate it, but I honestly she kept saying

575
00:27:54,080 --> 00:27:56,440
Speaker 1: later like I honestly don't want to talk on this flight.

576
00:27:56,520 --> 00:27:59,520
Speaker 1: I'm you know, whatever happened yesterday, I'm feeling tired, like

577
00:27:59,520 --> 00:27:59,920
Speaker 1: I'm just.

578
00:28:00,080 --> 00:28:02,960
Speaker 2: Yeah, I feel like being like so like rudeness is

579
00:28:03,000 --> 00:28:04,160
Speaker 2: just being blunt.

580
00:28:04,040 --> 00:28:06,200
Speaker 1: Yes quickly, especially in America.

581
00:28:06,520 --> 00:28:11,240
Speaker 2: Yeah, And so I think I think she was. I

582
00:28:11,280 --> 00:28:14,080
Speaker 2: think she she I don't falter.

583
00:28:14,160 --> 00:28:14,960
Speaker 1: I don't falter either.

584
00:28:14,960 --> 00:28:16,880
Speaker 2: I don't falter either, so far not the a hole.

585
00:28:16,960 --> 00:28:20,000
Speaker 1: Yes, I tell C that it's okay, and I just

586
00:28:20,040 --> 00:28:23,040
Speaker 1: want some time for myself, as I'm not the chattiest person.

587
00:28:23,359 --> 00:28:25,040
Speaker 1: But maybe later we can talk.

588
00:28:25,200 --> 00:28:26,399
Speaker 2: Ah, I see, you can't do that.

589
00:28:26,480 --> 00:28:28,760
Speaker 1: I put my headphones on and watch my show. But

590
00:28:28,880 --> 00:28:31,600
Speaker 1: see kept trying to speak to me. But this time

591
00:28:31,680 --> 00:28:35,000
Speaker 1: I ignored him, which was honestly a crappy move for me,

592
00:28:35,240 --> 00:28:37,640
Speaker 1: but I just didn't have the energy at this point

593
00:28:37,680 --> 00:28:39,560
Speaker 1: to interact with I think that's fine. I don't blame

594
00:28:39,600 --> 00:28:44,640
Speaker 1: you at this point. This was the wrong move, as.

595
00:28:44,560 --> 00:28:46,960
Speaker 2: What how is that the wrong move? I feel like

596
00:28:47,000 --> 00:28:48,480
Speaker 2: that should be totally fine.

597
00:28:48,600 --> 00:28:51,160
Speaker 1: He moved to get out of the row and stood

598
00:28:51,160 --> 00:28:55,480
Speaker 1: in the aisle and began yelling at me. I did what.

599
00:28:56,280 --> 00:28:59,120
Speaker 1: I didn't catch everything he said, but it was along

600
00:28:59,160 --> 00:29:02,000
Speaker 1: the lines of why can't women believe not all men

601
00:29:02,040 --> 00:29:04,640
Speaker 1: are bad? Some men are on your side. I'm a

602
00:29:04,760 --> 00:29:07,560
Speaker 1: nice guy. Why are you ignoring me? And then he

603
00:29:07,720 --> 00:29:11,160
Speaker 1: storms off to the bathroom.

604
00:29:11,400 --> 00:29:14,280
Speaker 2: Yeah, bro, you just you just became an insult.

605
00:29:14,440 --> 00:29:14,920
Speaker 1: Yeah he just.

606
00:29:16,400 --> 00:29:21,640
Speaker 2: Wow, you went full blown insuell Wow, dude, ship See

607
00:29:21,680 --> 00:29:26,800
Speaker 2: this is this is, this is why women don't like

608
00:29:26,880 --> 00:29:27,840
Speaker 2: talking to strange men.

609
00:29:28,000 --> 00:29:31,080
Speaker 1: Yes, this is exactly why. Because it's also like, if

610
00:29:31,120 --> 00:29:34,360
Speaker 1: you're such a nice guy, what and he all right?

611
00:29:34,440 --> 00:29:37,760
Speaker 2: Just just just I think, like like like a fact

612
00:29:37,800 --> 00:29:40,560
Speaker 2: of life, if you are a nice guy, you do

613
00:29:40,640 --> 00:29:42,560
Speaker 2: not need to announce to other people you are a

614
00:29:42,640 --> 00:29:43,000
Speaker 2: nice guy.

615
00:29:43,040 --> 00:29:46,480
Speaker 1: Here we go. That's it. That's it, that's.

616
00:29:45,960 --> 00:29:49,640
Speaker 2: It, that's say it. I also think the second part

617
00:29:49,680 --> 00:29:52,520
Speaker 2: of that rule is you don't get to decide if

618
00:29:52,520 --> 00:29:55,200
Speaker 2: you're an asshole. Only other people get to decide if

619
00:29:55,200 --> 00:29:55,880
Speaker 2: you're an asshole.

620
00:29:56,040 --> 00:29:57,960
Speaker 1: Hence why we exist.

621
00:29:58,400 --> 00:29:59,960
Speaker 2: Yes, we are the asshole, decide.

622
00:30:00,200 --> 00:30:05,480
Speaker 1: We hold the power of the whole, the holy power,

623
00:30:05,600 --> 00:30:06,600
Speaker 1: fire in the hole.

624
00:30:08,160 --> 00:30:08,720
Speaker 2: That's what I say.

625
00:30:08,760 --> 00:30:12,160
Speaker 1: After Taco Bell, It's accurate. He starts to starm off

626
00:30:12,200 --> 00:30:14,320
Speaker 1: to the bathroom, and I take the chance to ask

627
00:30:14,360 --> 00:30:16,840
Speaker 1: a flight attendant if I can change my seat because

628
00:30:16,880 --> 00:30:19,240
Speaker 1: he really freaks me out and I didn't want to

629
00:30:19,240 --> 00:30:20,560
Speaker 1: have a panic attack on a plane.

630
00:30:20,680 --> 00:30:22,240
Speaker 2: Dude, totally fair, very fair.

631
00:30:22,680 --> 00:30:25,560
Speaker 1: The flight attendants were amazing, got my stuff, and they

632
00:30:25,560 --> 00:30:28,840
Speaker 1: moved me far away from him. But I do feel

633
00:30:28,840 --> 00:30:31,200
Speaker 1: like I'm the a hole because he does have autism

634
00:30:31,320 --> 00:30:34,160
Speaker 1: and I could have been more patient. Maybe ignoring him

635
00:30:34,360 --> 00:30:35,200
Speaker 1: was a crappy thing.

636
00:30:35,840 --> 00:30:38,720
Speaker 2: Nah, dude, Nah, I mean you only get so much

637
00:30:38,720 --> 00:30:41,240
Speaker 2: of an autism pass right, Like at the end of

638
00:30:41,280 --> 00:30:41,640
Speaker 2: the day.

639
00:30:41,560 --> 00:30:45,920
Speaker 1: It's like you maybe he can't comprehend it, but that

640
00:30:45,960 --> 00:30:48,640
Speaker 1: doesn't mean he gets to keep bothering you. That doesn't

641
00:30:48,680 --> 00:30:50,640
Speaker 1: that doesn't mean he's allowed to yell at you. You know,

642
00:30:50,800 --> 00:30:54,040
Speaker 1: like that excuse that behavior doesn't excuse the behavior. So

643
00:30:54,240 --> 00:30:56,120
Speaker 1: you have to you know, do what you did, move away, like.

644
00:30:56,320 --> 00:30:58,360
Speaker 2: You put up some boundaries op. No faults.