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<v Speaker 1>to know from the ladies in the room, how do

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<v Speaker 1>you feel if a guy offers to take you out

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<v Speaker 1>on a date but doesn't want to tell you where

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<v Speaker 1>you're going or what you're doing beforehand? Fun, We're creepy?

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<v Speaker 1>Are you talking to me? I can never tell when

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<v Speaker 1>you say I kind of you? Are? You know? Whatever?

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<v Speaker 1>I think it? Surprises are great first date. It can

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<v Speaker 1>be kind of a gamble depending on where you met

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<v Speaker 1>the person. What if he offers to blindfold you and

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<v Speaker 1>duct tape your hands together so your arms don't get tired? Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>that second to end? Well, I'm gonna say, I hope

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<v Speaker 1>you have may Well that's what happened for one of

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<v Speaker 1>our listeners named Mia. But she got ducted. Well, no,

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<v Speaker 1>she's still in the trump. No, not the blindfold and

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<v Speaker 1>duct tape part. The surprise part of the day oh God, good,

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<v Speaker 1>and she wants our help right now? How old are you? God?

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<v Speaker 1>It does sound like she's in a trunk somewhere. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>just kick the tail light out. Yeah, hilarious. So we'll

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<v Speaker 1>tell us a little bit about the guy that you

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<v Speaker 1>went out with. What's his name? His name is Justin

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<v Speaker 1>ok And technically we had two dates. The first date

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<v Speaker 1>was a zoom date, which is, you know, always interesting,

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<v Speaker 1>a little awkward, a little like what's going on? But

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<v Speaker 1>have you guys ever been on the zoom day before?

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<v Speaker 1>J Yeah, Jose, Yeah. I mean it's generally still nice

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<v Speaker 1>to talk and look at people in the eyes, but

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<v Speaker 1>that physical chemistry vibe you can never pick up on you. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>especially when you change your face to look like a

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<v Speaker 1>frog or something like that to get a field a great,

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<v Speaker 1>great tongue action. At least on that first day. Oh god,

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<v Speaker 1>I just got a totally different vision of Jose. So

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<v Speaker 1>that was your first date. There was another date after that,

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<v Speaker 1>so we ended up deciding, Okay, let's meet up. Let's

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<v Speaker 1>do this in person. So when I got in the

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<v Speaker 1>car and it was you know, he was really cute

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<v Speaker 1>in person, and I could feel that, like there was

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<v Speaker 1>definitely chemistry between us, and then he looked in the

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<v Speaker 1>backseat and I was like, okay, And I look in

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<v Speaker 1>the backseat and there are three boxes of eggs of eggs, like, yeah, eggs,

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<v Speaker 1>And I was like, are we scrambling them? Like I

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<v Speaker 1>don't understand. Yeah, I'm curious. And then he goes, we're

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<v Speaker 1>gonna do a drive and egg situation because Halloween is

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<v Speaker 1>really close. And I was like, what wait, what, like,

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<v Speaker 1>you're gonna go egg people's houses? Oh? Drive bye? Are

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<v Speaker 1>you for real? She he really honestly wanted to go

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<v Speaker 1>egg people's houses. Well kind of he had a different

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<v Speaker 1>spin on it, so hear this out, Okay, So he

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<v Speaker 1>said to me, let's go egg certain buildings and things

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<v Speaker 1>like that, just to like let all of like our

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<v Speaker 1>anxiety and anger out because it's been a crazy year.

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<v Speaker 1>So you're going out with a guy to throw eggs

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<v Speaker 1>because he has pin up rage. I'm seeing red flex,

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<v Speaker 1>but I don't know. Girls always like the bad boy

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<v Speaker 1>bad boy with a box of eggs, not the mentally

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<v Speaker 1>unstable guy, though, like there's a difference. It reminds me

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<v Speaker 1>of saying my little brother would do Yeah. I mean

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<v Speaker 1>you were gamekeecause you obviously liked it. At the start,

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<v Speaker 1>I was like I didn't know what to expect. I

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<v Speaker 1>was just like, Okay, I guess I'll try this as

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<v Speaker 1>it'll be a great story later on to my friends

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<v Speaker 1>like I don't know, okay, so where did you go?

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<v Speaker 1>We ended up driving to his dentist's office, and he

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<v Speaker 1>was angry because they overcharged him for a crown he

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<v Speaker 1>just put in. And this is weird. Now it's like

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<v Speaker 1>he's actually seeking revenge people way too expensive. I agree,

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<v Speaker 1>I agree, But okay, so your egg the dentist. So

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<v Speaker 1>he got a bunch of eggs and we went to

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<v Speaker 1>the side of the building and he just went crazy

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<v Speaker 1>and he starts slowing all these eggs at the side

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<v Speaker 1>of the building thinking how I was like, what is

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<v Speaker 1>going on? I was It was one of those things

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<v Speaker 1>where like I saw that he was exhilarated and like

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<v Speaker 1>he was really letting it out. But also a part

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<v Speaker 1>of me was just like is this normal or is

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<v Speaker 1>this not normal? On the first day were charged for

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<v Speaker 1>a crowd, We're gonna go with that, But it made

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<v Speaker 1>you kind of want to do it, huh. I mean, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>he looked like he was like really letting it out,

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<v Speaker 1>and I was like, well, I got something, but I

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<v Speaker 1>mean I want to let out. So I was like,

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<v Speaker 1>I guess I'm on this trip anyway, so might as

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<v Speaker 1>well just participate. So we went to my old office

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<v Speaker 1>and I got some eggs and I started just throwing

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<v Speaker 1>it on the side, and then we went to my

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<v Speaker 1>ex boyfriend's house and we egged the house. That's great,

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<v Speaker 1>that's crazy. You should even be talking about an x

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<v Speaker 1>let a load stalking them at their house and egging them.

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<v Speaker 1>But we did it. Okay, it was good for you,

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<v Speaker 1>I guess. I mean, how did it feel to egg

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<v Speaker 1>your ex boyfriend's house? To be honest, it was actually

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<v Speaker 1>kind of cathartic. I could actually see that feeling really

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<v Speaker 1>really nice. We also went to the bank and egg

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<v Speaker 1>the bank because they denied me for a loan two

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<v Speaker 1>weeks ago, and I'm sot avery on yeah right now.

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<v Speaker 1>So anyways, it was you know, oh my god, I

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<v Speaker 1>can tell you you know you like it. Of course

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<v Speaker 1>she liked it. She's calling she wants to get this

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<v Speaker 1>guy back on the phone. Yeah, I kind of liked it.

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<v Speaker 1>Is that weird? I mean, he obviously like got the

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<v Speaker 1>passion going in you and I think that's the key

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<v Speaker 1>to having a great first date. True, So did you

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<v Speaker 1>guys end up egging each other? Maybe at the end

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<v Speaker 1>of the evening a little sensual eggame little interest. I

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<v Speaker 1>mean a part of me would have been down for

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<v Speaker 1>that for sure at that point. But after we did

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<v Speaker 1>the egg gang, we were in the car, there was

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<v Speaker 1>like so much like adrenaline and pumping through us, and

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<v Speaker 1>like you know, we ended up getting some pumpkin beers

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<v Speaker 1>and splitting it and talking in the car, and then

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<v Speaker 1>he drove me home and I asked him if he

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<v Speaker 1>wants to come aside, and he said no, that he

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<v Speaker 1>had to go home and he's really tired, Okay, And

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<v Speaker 1>I haven't heard from him since, man. I mean, you

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<v Speaker 1>guys have so much in common, so it's weird. It's

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<v Speaker 1>definitely an unconventional first day, but I can definitely see

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<v Speaker 1>the romance in it too. I don't know, man, it's

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<v Speaker 1>just so much like negativity and like you're still hung

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<v Speaker 1>up on your ex. Obviously. I think there's a lot

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<v Speaker 1>of reasons why he wouldn't be calling you back. Okay, Well,

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<v Speaker 1>who's yea, Like he didn't go to his ex's house

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<v Speaker 1>like the ex house do you think that that's where

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<v Speaker 1>you went wrong, right now? Okay, listen, I understand, Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>I get what you guys are saying. But he made

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<v Speaker 1>me feel some type of way, like almost like being

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<v Speaker 1>bad never felt so good. I don't know. I just

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<v Speaker 1>want to talk to him again. Yeah, I mean too.

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<v Speaker 1>So let's call this bad boy. We're gonna play a song,

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<v Speaker 1>come back, and we'll call Justin and try and get

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<v Speaker 1>your second date update. All right, Okay, hold on, who

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<v Speaker 1>doesn't love a good Halloween themed date? You know, for

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<v Speaker 1>some people that might mean a fun trip to the

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<v Speaker 1>pumpkin patch, or maybe a romantic hay ride through a

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<v Speaker 1>cornfield at sunset, or maybe just cuddling up on the

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<v Speaker 1>couch listening to shrieks as Jason Vorhees terrorizes an entire town.

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<v Speaker 1>That's fun. But for one of our listeners, Mia, she

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<v Speaker 1>went on a Halloween themed date where they drove around

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<v Speaker 1>egging businesses that wronged them. Oh Man and and her

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<v Speaker 1>ex boy and her ex boyfriend did that with a

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<v Speaker 1>guy named Justin, and she was a little bit skeptical

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<v Speaker 1>about doing it at first, but as the night went

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<v Speaker 1>on and more eggs were flying, she got more and

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<v Speaker 1>more into it ended up having a really nice time

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<v Speaker 1>with him. But now he's not calling her back. Oh

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<v Speaker 1>you know, I can't believe he's not calling you back.

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<v Speaker 1>Like the ability to pick a woman up with eggs

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<v Speaker 1>in your back seat and say we're doing this and

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<v Speaker 1>for you to be game and now she's not calling

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<v Speaker 1>you back is pretty messar Yeah one date. Yeah, how

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<v Speaker 1>are you feeling about this? Miya? I just want to

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<v Speaker 1>know what did I do that he's not calling me back? Now?

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<v Speaker 1>Have you thought that he's in jail? Honestly, it's crossed

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<v Speaker 1>my mind. Okay, yeah, maybe they got his license plate

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<v Speaker 1>or something totally that does not fash imagine him. You

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<v Speaker 1>could incriminate yourself by doing this phone call. The police

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<v Speaker 1>could find you, and you really don't want to find

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<v Speaker 1>yourself in jail telling the other inmates when they ask

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<v Speaker 1>what are you in for? I get a bank? All right,

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<v Speaker 1>leave it to beaver. Let's see where Justin's out. We're

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<v Speaker 1>gonna Dollar's number right now, okay, okay, all right, here

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<v Speaker 1>we go. Hello. Hi? Is this Justin? Um? Yeah, Hi Justin.

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<v Speaker 1>My name's Jeffrey from the radio show Brooke and Jeffrey

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<v Speaker 1>in the Morning. How are you doing Um, I'm I'm good.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm sorry. Who's this. My name's Jeffrey work on a

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<v Speaker 1>morning radio show called Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm here with the whole team, Brooke, Jose Electus is

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<v Speaker 1>here too. Okay, Uh, why are you calling me? I'm

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<v Speaker 1>calling you because somebody told us that you're kind of

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<v Speaker 1>a bad bull slattered. I just heard it in his voice.

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<v Speaker 1>I guess, yeah, I guess I'm kind of a bad boy. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>boy paper in some houses lately. Look, man, the reason

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<v Speaker 1>that we're calling is we're doing something called a second

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<v Speaker 1>date update. And what that is is if you go

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<v Speaker 1>out with someone and afterwards, if they're not calling you back,

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<v Speaker 1>you can email our show and we'll reach out to

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<v Speaker 1>that person for you to try and figure out the

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<v Speaker 1>reason why. Okay, based on what I've told you so

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<v Speaker 1>far about being a bad boy in the dates, do

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<v Speaker 1>you have any idea who I might be calling about.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, I've got to hope about who you might

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<v Speaker 1>be calling about. I guess oh, okay, that's a good sign.

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<v Speaker 1>Who do you think it is? MEA wait? So yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>if you're why aren't you calling her back? Well? I mean, like, look,

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<v Speaker 1>we had a good time on her date, and like

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<v Speaker 1>she's fun, like high energy, you know. It really just

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<v Speaker 1>goes for things all stuff that I yeah, I love

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<v Speaker 1>and somebody I'm dating. Yeah, she told us all about

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<v Speaker 1>your drive by egging date for Halloween. Oh my god,

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<v Speaker 1>No she didn't. She didn't tell you guys all that.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah she did. Oh my god. I have to ask

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<v Speaker 1>what was going through mind? Like you're picking up this

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<v Speaker 1>woman that you barely know, and you're like, oh, hopefully

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<v Speaker 1>she's into egging three dozens. Yeah. Well, like I said,

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<v Speaker 1>even when we talked the first time, she seemed fun

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<v Speaker 1>and like spontaneous, and I was like, worst case scenario,

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<v Speaker 1>I can I can kind of play it off like

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<v Speaker 1>I was joking and I was just gonna make like

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<v Speaker 1>a bunch of omelets or something. If she was super

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<v Speaker 1>not into it, you know, Okay, but yeah she was,

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<v Speaker 1>like she was, she was down for it. I loved that. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>So if if everything went well and she obviously enjoyed herself,

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<v Speaker 1>then why are you not calling her back? Well? Um,

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<v Speaker 1>the short version is like I made a mistake early on,

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<v Speaker 1>and I didn't want to make things worse for her worse.

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<v Speaker 1>What do you what do you mean worse, Like, I mean,

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<v Speaker 1>in your egg crime spree or whatever you call it,

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<v Speaker 1>how does it get worse? Like, what's next gonna go

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<v Speaker 1>throwing knives at businesses? Yeah, you wouldn't believe how much

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<v Speaker 1>a dozen knives were Wait what? Okay? Yeah, I was

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<v Speaker 1>joking me too. I was. I was joking because you

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<v Speaker 1>were joking. Okay. Yeah, So I messed up at the

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<v Speaker 1>dentist's office and they caught my license played on camera. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I knew you were gonna get caught. Yeah, So what happened, Like,

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<v Speaker 1>did the cops actually get involved with an egging at

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<v Speaker 1>a dentist's office? Yeah? I mean, you know, I've been

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<v Speaker 1>talking to the police and stuff. We were in the

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<v Speaker 1>middle of dealing with that. Um but I, for a

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<v Speaker 1>bad boy like you, was used to dealing with the

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<v Speaker 1>police all the time. Huhal No, I mean that's the

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<v Speaker 1>thing I'm not. But one of the things that I

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<v Speaker 1>do know is snitches get stitches. So I've been doing

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<v Speaker 1>my best to like not bring me into this too,

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<v Speaker 1>Like I don't want to rat her out and make

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<v Speaker 1>her life bad because she like decided to do something

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<v Speaker 1>I wanted to do. So I'm kind of forcibly laying

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<v Speaker 1>her low. You know, so they don't connect us to

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<v Speaker 1>each other. They're like tapping your cell phone seeing who

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<v Speaker 1>you're calling, to see who else is involved in this egging?

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<v Speaker 1>You sound like do you sound like I've ever and

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<v Speaker 1>I don't mean that it like in a mean way,

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<v Speaker 1>but like, what is going on? Man? Do you regret

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<v Speaker 1>doing the egging? Don't you think it's a bad way

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<v Speaker 1>to start a relationship. I mean no, the egging was awesome.

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<v Speaker 1>I got zero regrets there. Obviously I regret getting caught,

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<v Speaker 1>but like in terms of dates, that was one of

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<v Speaker 1>the best dates I've ever been on. Oh no, we

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<v Speaker 1>are not encouraging this behavior. It's gonna be great. Well,

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<v Speaker 1>I've got some bad news for you. Man. Snitches get stitches, Jeffrey. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>the cops are actually listening in on this phone call. No,

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<v Speaker 1>the cops aren't. But Mia is the other line listening

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<v Speaker 1>and wants to talk to you. Wait what on the

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<v Speaker 1>phone up? Gosh? Hi? Justin, Hey, Justin. I have such

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<v Speaker 1>a good time with you, and like you really like

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<v Speaker 1>are a bad boy, and like it makes me feel

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<v Speaker 1>like like am I a bad girl? Like I don't know,

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<v Speaker 1>I just feel like Oh, you're a bad girl, man,

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<v Speaker 1>and you know it. Voice just got higher. I know

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<v Speaker 1>that's what happened. Oh see, and he's not only a

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<v Speaker 1>bad boy, but he's protecting you from jam Oh my god.

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<v Speaker 1>It's like a romance novel. I mean, do you believe

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<v Speaker 1>in Mia? Do you think that's why he's not calling

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<v Speaker 1>you back? Yeah, I mean I just like, I totally

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<v Speaker 1>get it. But I would love to spend more time

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<v Speaker 1>with you if you're down. I mean, yeah, obviously, I

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<v Speaker 1>totally want to hang out with you. I'm just waiting

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<v Speaker 1>for the funds to get off my back so we

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<v Speaker 1>can hang out. Look, look at me, and the coppers

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<v Speaker 1>are on his tail, so justin here's the deal. We

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<v Speaker 1>would love to send you and Mia out on one

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<v Speaker 1>more date, one more legal date. Can we say that

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<v Speaker 1>free date, one more crimes free, whatever you guys want

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<v Speaker 1>to do, we'll pay for it. I mean, yeah, obviously

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<v Speaker 1>I was gonna take her out anyway, so this is

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<v Speaker 1>a bonus date. Can you did you like put the

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<v Speaker 1>date money in like a big cloth sack and we

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<v Speaker 1>can pick it up at a drug club or something,

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<v Speaker 1>just as long as you share your mug shot with

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<v Speaker 1>us at the end. Of the day. We congratulations you two.

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<v Speaker 1>Thanks guys, and Justin, I just won't let you know

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<v Speaker 1>whatever you want to do. I'm up for anything. So

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<v Speaker 1>let's go. Oh my god, this is trouble knowing him.

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<v Speaker 1>He's like, oh, we're gonna put too much air in

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<v Speaker 1>people's tires. Ha ha. That'll teach him. They're gonna go

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<v Speaker 1>jaywalking together. Look Out Moving ninety two point five