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Speaker 1: So welcome to the solid Burban. Well that for me,

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Speaker 1: I'm a man, I'm forty. I've heard so many players

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Speaker 1: say I want to be happy. You want to be

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Speaker 1: happy for a date? Edo state? Is that woof? Woof

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Speaker 1: and down and time? Welcome back to the sobers Hello Chicago.

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Speaker 1: My name is Ty Hildebrand. That five gentleman over there,

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Speaker 1: you know him, well, the one, the only Dan Rubinstein,

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Speaker 1: the show, all the shows, driven by our good friends

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Speaker 1: over at Geico. This is our Fantasy Things Live Draft

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Speaker 1: twenty twenty two. Give yourselves one more rout of applause

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Speaker 1: before we get this stew. So we started the Fantasy

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Speaker 1: Things back into twenty fourteen or twenty fifteen, that doesn't matter,

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Speaker 1: way back when you're different, a different, bygone era. Ye yeah,

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Speaker 1: and the premise was everybody likes fantasy football, some form

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Speaker 1: of fantasy sports. Yep. We decided we would put our

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Speaker 1: own spin on that, right. Yeah. We decided to make

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Speaker 1: it stupider and sillier, which is difficult because it's already

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Speaker 1: a little bit silly to be a coach of a

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Speaker 1: team that doesn't exist. Also very true. Yes, So with

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Speaker 1: that being said, instead of players, we draft what storylines, narratives. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: goofy things in college football. Right, of course, we're a

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Speaker 1: college football show. Yep. Each time we make a pick.

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Speaker 1: We stole this from ESPN is we will play the

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Speaker 1: appropriate draft trime and then just go right into this thing.

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Speaker 1: We've got a list in front of us here of

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Speaker 1: the picks that we made, and we did introduce a

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Speaker 1: noticed true via our Verbaalers dot com discord. Yeah, which

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Speaker 1: we decided we will offer as a one time, one

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Speaker 1: time only swap deal. That's true. Yeah, if we decide

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Speaker 1: that anything that we have predetermined here is not good enough,

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Speaker 1: one time, one time only, whoever hits their desk first person,

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Speaker 1: I guess it's very official. Yeah, very official. It's not

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Speaker 1: a buzzer. So without further ado, should we get this

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Speaker 1: thing started? Dan, you are the native son of Chicago, now, yes,

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Speaker 1: sort of sort of. Yeah, I'm in I'm the Chicago

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Speaker 1: think you get this. I think we just got a

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Speaker 1: woo for enjoyment. He doesn't love me, buddy's pretty feels

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Speaker 1: some pretty good and he's good. Shall we give you

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Speaker 1: the first pick? All right? Pick us in, Yeah, let's

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Speaker 1: do it. So we had a bank of items that

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Speaker 1: always fun, not for them for but we enjoy it.

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Speaker 1: Like the failed hurdle. Right, yep, I am going with

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Speaker 1: something that I think is going to score weekly. This

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Speaker 1: going to take the sec. It just means too much.

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Speaker 1: It means a little bit more than it should a

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Speaker 1: little bit too much. Explain. Okay, So this past week

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Speaker 1: we had rooster naming. That was a thing the cock

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Speaker 1: commander like we fear. Yeah, first of all, it's a

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Speaker 1: twenty twenty two, I am selecting a punter or taking

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Speaker 1: Ray Finkel laces out right, So it's in popular American

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Speaker 1: I'm from from southern California and this means that did

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Speaker 1: and improved USC wait for it, tie hype machine. I'm so,

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Speaker 1: isn't that based incredible? This is easily the best base

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Speaker 1: are the announcers going to talk about night now? What

421
00:24:58,720 --> 00:25:00,679
Speaker 1: is what is the way in which they're going to

422
00:25:00,720 --> 00:25:04,159
Speaker 1: frame this this new and exciting, this upstart. You know,

423
00:25:04,440 --> 00:25:07,239
Speaker 1: how is Notre Dame going to reframe this thing, and

424
00:25:07,280 --> 00:25:08,800
Speaker 1: the only thing I could come up with is they're

425
00:25:08,800 --> 00:25:10,480
Speaker 1: going to focus in on the youth movement. Look how

426
00:25:10,520 --> 00:25:13,199
Speaker 1: young these coaches are, Look how young this team is.

427
00:25:13,520 --> 00:25:16,720
Speaker 1: Everything's going to be about youth movement. And I hope

428
00:25:16,720 --> 00:25:18,480
Speaker 1: it stays that way because there's a chance to get

429
00:25:18,480 --> 00:25:21,720
Speaker 1: blown out week course. Sorry, let's focus on that part

430
00:25:21,760 --> 00:25:24,480
Speaker 1: of it and not what else goes on on the field.

431
00:25:24,640 --> 00:25:27,160
Speaker 1: My mind is now drifting to al golden wearing Supreme

432
00:25:27,600 --> 00:25:30,560
Speaker 1: and it's a weird it's a weird vision up here.

433
00:25:32,080 --> 00:25:36,400
Speaker 1: He's sweaty. To be clear, he's still sweaty. There is Yeah,

434
00:25:36,400 --> 00:25:40,000
Speaker 1: there has been something in the ether about Notre Dame.

435
00:25:40,240 --> 00:25:43,240
Speaker 1: Notre Dame is pretty cool now, you guys. Marcus Freeman

436
00:25:43,240 --> 00:25:47,480
Speaker 1: wears quarter is zip, so he really has an understanding

437
00:25:47,480 --> 00:25:50,720
Speaker 1: of recruiting. They're all going to decomment. But he's pretty cool.

438
00:25:52,400 --> 00:25:55,760
Speaker 1: Is it too soon? It's too soon? It's a little

439
00:25:55,760 --> 00:25:58,399
Speaker 1: too soon, like riling them up? We got to cheer here,

440
00:25:58,760 --> 00:26:01,920
Speaker 1: I got cheering, Yeah, rubbing it in. They already want

441
00:26:01,920 --> 00:26:05,440
Speaker 1: to smell my hair, don't rub this. Yeah, yeah, there

442
00:26:05,560 --> 00:26:07,880
Speaker 1: is that element of Notre Dame is pretty cool now.

443
00:26:07,920 --> 00:26:10,200
Speaker 1: I just anytime I tried to hear that. I first

444
00:26:10,200 --> 00:26:14,480
Speaker 1: I picture Brian Kelly squatting and doing this like we've

445
00:26:14,520 --> 00:26:17,800
Speaker 1: been through this, everybody, And then I think about, because

446
00:26:17,800 --> 00:26:19,639
Speaker 1: I've been to a Notre Dame game. I went to

447
00:26:19,680 --> 00:26:22,920
Speaker 1: a Notre Dame Boston College game. Maybe are they still

448
00:26:22,920 --> 00:26:27,159
Speaker 1: a thing Boston College? Do they still exist? They've got

449
00:26:27,240 --> 00:26:30,280
Speaker 1: a Notre Dame quarterback. I know that's true, But I

450
00:26:30,320 --> 00:26:32,639
Speaker 1: always get back to I got off the elevator in

451
00:26:32,680 --> 00:26:35,439
Speaker 1: the press box and it was just wall to wall

452
00:26:35,680 --> 00:26:39,480
Speaker 1: elderly ushers, and I knew that they had probably been

453
00:26:39,520 --> 00:26:42,320
Speaker 1: sleeping there. I knew that there was this probably just

454
00:26:42,720 --> 00:26:45,520
Speaker 1: this is what's baked into Notre Dame Stadium, and I

455
00:26:45,600 --> 00:26:48,560
Speaker 1: could not get past it anytime I hear Notre Dame's cool. Now,

456
00:26:48,920 --> 00:26:51,280
Speaker 1: I know younger Notre Dame fans. I know they exist,

457
00:26:51,320 --> 00:26:54,200
Speaker 1: but I also know what's what dressing a little younger

458
00:26:54,240 --> 00:26:57,800
Speaker 1: than they are. They're pretty cool. Brian Kelly, Yeah, Brian

459
00:26:57,920 --> 00:27:06,840
Speaker 1: kell Okay, so this one. Should we offer some sort

460
00:27:06,840 --> 00:27:11,439
Speaker 1: of warning on this one? Okay? So slow motion? This

461
00:27:11,520 --> 00:27:13,000
Speaker 1: is slow motion is not my pick, but it's a

462
00:27:13,040 --> 00:27:15,880
Speaker 1: very specific kind of slow motion. Slow motion is an

463
00:27:15,880 --> 00:27:20,480
Speaker 1: incredible feature in college football. You're saying lengthens the game. Though, yes,

464
00:27:20,640 --> 00:27:23,960
Speaker 1: absolutely it does well replay, but slow motion you see

465
00:27:23,960 --> 00:27:26,320
Speaker 1: a toe tap and you're like, oh, it dragged along

466
00:27:26,359 --> 00:27:28,400
Speaker 1: those blades of grass. Are like, oh, the ball did

467
00:27:28,440 --> 00:27:30,840
Speaker 1: cross the plane now that we see it in slow motion.

468
00:27:30,880 --> 00:27:33,800
Speaker 1: We have come to this conclusion with the seventh pick,

469
00:27:34,119 --> 00:27:37,560
Speaker 1: I have selected slow motion replay reveals a clear nut shot.

470
00:27:42,080 --> 00:27:44,840
Speaker 1: Now I want to be very specific. No, I don't.

471
00:27:44,840 --> 00:27:46,840
Speaker 1: It's never mind. I want to be I want to

472
00:27:46,880 --> 00:27:50,640
Speaker 1: be very clear clear. It's a better turn of phrase. Yeah,

473
00:27:50,720 --> 00:27:55,280
Speaker 1: slow motion pretty funny in a lot of instances. Nut shots.

474
00:27:55,400 --> 00:27:58,320
Speaker 1: You know your America's funniest hone videos. Pretty funny. Not

475
00:27:58,400 --> 00:28:03,320
Speaker 1: happening to me, pretty funny. Slow motion nutshots should not

476
00:28:03,400 --> 00:28:08,080
Speaker 1: be allowed on television. There should be FCC complaining, there

477
00:28:08,080 --> 00:28:11,280
Speaker 1: should be apologies from back in Bristol or La or something.

478
00:28:11,359 --> 00:28:15,080
Speaker 1: Rob Stone be like, look, something just aired that we

479
00:28:15,160 --> 00:28:19,080
Speaker 1: didn't mean to. And I was trying to figure out

480
00:28:19,119 --> 00:28:23,399
Speaker 1: and then remembered where the most recent high profile one was.

481
00:28:23,440 --> 00:28:27,600
Speaker 1: And if you remember that Clemson Ohio State game, Curtis Samuel,

482
00:28:27,600 --> 00:28:31,119
Speaker 1: What Happened to Curtis Samuel? By Christian Wilkins should be

483
00:28:31,160 --> 00:28:35,840
Speaker 1: punishable by some pretty extreme things because technically speaking, and

484
00:28:35,880 --> 00:28:37,840
Speaker 1: if you want to do sound effects, please chime in.

485
00:28:41,200 --> 00:28:44,320
Speaker 1: Please know is what the crowd said. If you remember correctly,

486
00:28:44,360 --> 00:28:50,600
Speaker 1: it's not a clear physical traumatic event. It was a

487
00:28:50,720 --> 00:28:55,320
Speaker 1: violent scoop, which is not a phrase I love using.

488
00:28:56,600 --> 00:28:59,800
Speaker 1: It wasn't after the fact, I'm going to go see

489
00:28:59,800 --> 00:29:04,560
Speaker 1: what that's what in a pretty fierce way, and I

490
00:29:04,600 --> 00:29:08,320
Speaker 1: had almost fully erased it from my mind, and going

491
00:29:08,360 --> 00:29:11,520
Speaker 1: back and watching it now, I am constantly just looking

492
00:29:11,560 --> 00:29:14,960
Speaker 1: around wherever I go. And I tried to think of

493
00:29:15,000 --> 00:29:17,520
Speaker 1: a pun with because it's Ohio State with Joe Burrow,

494
00:29:17,880 --> 00:29:21,960
Speaker 1: but it felt this guy knows what I'm talking about.

495
00:29:23,160 --> 00:29:26,040
Speaker 1: I love when it just slowly trickles and over the

496
00:29:26,080 --> 00:29:29,880
Speaker 1: crash the wave, but yeah, that's slow motion nutshot it.

497
00:29:29,920 --> 00:29:32,760
Speaker 1: At least it helps us learn about who we're watching

498
00:29:32,840 --> 00:29:34,840
Speaker 1: and what they are or are not willing to do,

499
00:29:34,880 --> 00:29:38,480
Speaker 1: because I know things happen in the bottom of a pile.

500
00:29:38,760 --> 00:29:42,280
Speaker 1: I know we don't want to know. But also we

501
00:29:42,360 --> 00:29:47,160
Speaker 1: have four K cameras everywhere now, and so I know

502
00:29:47,240 --> 00:29:49,240
Speaker 1: that this is not going to appear on our television

503
00:29:49,280 --> 00:29:52,360
Speaker 1: sets every week, but it's going to at some point

504
00:29:52,480 --> 00:29:54,760
Speaker 1: it will it will You know what my favorite part

505
00:29:54,800 --> 00:29:59,400
Speaker 1: of Actually it's not my favorite. Okay, rephrase, rephrase what

506
00:29:59,520 --> 00:30:03,440
Speaker 1: I enjoy? No, do you want to go behind the

507
00:30:03,480 --> 00:30:06,920
Speaker 1: solid rebel sign and workshop it real quick? Yeah? What's

508
00:30:06,960 --> 00:30:12,640
Speaker 1: funny about this? No? Still no good. The announcers playing

509
00:30:12,960 --> 00:30:15,440
Speaker 1: very gingerly with you. What's going on? Yes, they'll never

510
00:30:15,440 --> 00:30:16,920
Speaker 1: come out and say it. You might feel that in

511
00:30:16,920 --> 00:30:21,680
Speaker 1: the morning. Whoa looks like he hit him in the

512
00:30:21,760 --> 00:30:25,320
Speaker 1: upper thigh. They dance around it. They don't want to

513
00:30:25,360 --> 00:30:27,560
Speaker 1: go there. Maybe there is an FCC thing. I don't know,

514
00:30:27,640 --> 00:30:30,040
Speaker 1: we don't do this. Yeah, but they always just play

515
00:30:30,200 --> 00:30:32,440
Speaker 1: very coy with the fact that some guy just took

516
00:30:32,440 --> 00:30:37,880
Speaker 1: one in the nuts. What that's true? What you're saying

517
00:30:37,880 --> 00:30:40,680
Speaker 1: it's actually accurate. I just wish and this was I

518
00:30:40,720 --> 00:30:42,680
Speaker 1: don't think this is on our list. It was in

519
00:30:42,720 --> 00:30:46,880
Speaker 1: our bank maybe where an announcer or a play by

520
00:30:46,880 --> 00:30:49,719
Speaker 1: play guy tosses it to a former player analyst. Whenever

521
00:30:49,760 --> 00:30:51,440
Speaker 1: something happens in a game, it's like, you know what

522
00:30:51,600 --> 00:30:54,360
Speaker 1: this goes. You've been there before, I know this, You've

523
00:30:54,360 --> 00:30:57,160
Speaker 1: been there. They never do that with the nuts shot

524
00:30:57,640 --> 00:30:59,920
Speaker 1: and there's one there. Matt A lot of pregnant paw

525
00:31:00,680 --> 00:31:03,440
Speaker 1: in the broadcast, go to commercial, and then they just

526
00:31:05,680 --> 00:31:08,320
Speaker 1: you know, the soft fox music. Yeah, oh my god,

527
00:31:08,360 --> 00:31:15,040
Speaker 1: and just the boys sorry boys, Yeah, just's just a

528
00:31:15,120 --> 00:31:18,560
Speaker 1: slow trickle tier down to the guy. I'm picturing somebody

529
00:31:18,560 --> 00:31:21,680
Speaker 1: playing live that song. That's not what's happening in the truck.

530
00:31:22,520 --> 00:31:26,320
Speaker 1: But I like to think with one tier, the one tier. Yeah,

531
00:31:26,480 --> 00:31:30,360
Speaker 1: people don't watch that again. Full speed nutshot in the

532
00:31:30,440 --> 00:31:34,480
Speaker 1: right context. Pretty funny, the slow mo TI, No, it's

533
00:31:34,520 --> 00:31:44,600
Speaker 1: never okay. Speaking of announcers, Dan, I'm gonna select with

534
00:31:44,720 --> 00:31:49,560
Speaker 1: my eighth overall pick, Joel Klatt, having something to get

535
00:31:49,560 --> 00:31:54,880
Speaker 1: off his chest. He always seems to have an anti

536
00:31:54,920 --> 00:31:57,800
Speaker 1: Clat crowd. Here. Are you booing Clatt? Or are you

537
00:31:57,960 --> 00:32:04,040
Speaker 1: booing Clatt's opinions? Yes? Okay, so all right to be clear,

538
00:32:04,080 --> 00:32:05,760
Speaker 1: let me let me be clear, let me level set

539
00:32:05,800 --> 00:32:07,800
Speaker 1: on this. As we used to say in the corporate world.

540
00:32:08,760 --> 00:32:12,360
Speaker 1: I think Clatt is an excellent football analyst. Okay, I

541
00:32:12,360 --> 00:32:14,840
Speaker 1: think we all have are entitled to our own opinions.

542
00:32:15,200 --> 00:32:17,280
Speaker 1: I think I think he has quickly become a very

543
00:32:17,360 --> 00:32:20,320
Speaker 1: prominent college football voice. Yes, what's also clear is he

544
00:32:20,360 --> 00:32:23,680
Speaker 1: has started to realize it. Uh huh okay, Joel has

545
00:32:23,720 --> 00:32:27,440
Speaker 1: found that confidence. And when you get that confidence, people

546
00:32:27,480 --> 00:32:29,440
Speaker 1: ask you for opinions on all things college and I

547
00:32:29,640 --> 00:32:35,479
Speaker 1: l the transfer portal, targeting the Iowa offense, maybe some

548
00:32:35,560 --> 00:32:39,040
Speaker 1: COVID topic tie to say, if you dig. But here's

549
00:32:39,240 --> 00:32:40,760
Speaker 1: that's not any of the point of this. The point

550
00:32:40,800 --> 00:32:45,719
Speaker 1: for me is this, Joel Clatt has restraint. Yeah, he

551
00:32:45,760 --> 00:32:48,800
Speaker 1: doesn't just lay it on you. What's very amusing to

552
00:32:48,840 --> 00:32:50,960
Speaker 1: me is the fact that he gives you just enough

553
00:32:51,400 --> 00:32:53,800
Speaker 1: to know there's a lot more. There's a whole iceberg

554
00:32:53,960 --> 00:32:56,920
Speaker 1: thing with Klatt or you know, it's deep down inside

555
00:32:56,920 --> 00:32:58,320
Speaker 1: and if you got a couple of beers in him,

556
00:32:58,360 --> 00:33:00,400
Speaker 1: you'd hear a lot more than you bargained for. Yes,

557
00:33:00,680 --> 00:33:03,320
Speaker 1: you know what I'm saying as his start, because I

558
00:33:03,360 --> 00:33:06,520
Speaker 1: think it will as his star continues to rise, you

559
00:33:06,600 --> 00:33:09,720
Speaker 1: will say, ty hilden Brandt told me way back when

560
00:33:10,240 --> 00:33:12,040
Speaker 1: not to be surprised when in the middle of a

561
00:33:12,120 --> 00:33:14,280
Speaker 1: Kansas State Texas well, now, hold on, they're not playing

562
00:33:14,280 --> 00:33:15,480
Speaker 1: each other anymore. I got to come up with a

563
00:33:15,480 --> 00:33:20,000
Speaker 1: better answer. In the middle of a Kansas State Baylor game,

564
00:33:20,320 --> 00:33:23,080
Speaker 1: all of a sudden he drifts off into talking about

565
00:33:23,120 --> 00:33:26,240
Speaker 1: the sovereignty of Taiwan. It's possible, and it's just like, wait,

566
00:33:26,280 --> 00:33:30,200
Speaker 1: where did this come from? It's third and seven, Joel. Yeah,

567
00:33:30,440 --> 00:33:33,960
Speaker 1: he's slowly evolving at the Tom Kennis, is what you're saying? Yes, yeah,

568
00:33:33,960 --> 00:33:36,880
Speaker 1: he is there. There are more and more phrases that

569
00:33:36,960 --> 00:33:42,520
Speaker 1: begin with call me old fashioned gus and then like

570
00:33:42,640 --> 00:33:44,720
Speaker 1: using the word analytics, as if he learned it in

571
00:33:44,760 --> 00:33:48,320
Speaker 1: the middle of the quarter. They call this stuff analytics.

572
00:33:48,360 --> 00:33:51,160
Speaker 1: And I don't know. Back when I played, I'm like, okay, Joel,

573
00:33:51,760 --> 00:33:55,840
Speaker 1: it's just anytime he's hinting at a much stronger opinion, yes,

574
00:33:56,720 --> 00:33:58,680
Speaker 1: and then pulls back. Yeah, just gets up to the

575
00:33:58,680 --> 00:34:03,320
Speaker 1: line of a line stepper steps it on back. Yeah.

576
00:34:03,320 --> 00:34:05,280
Speaker 1: And it's also like you had frosted tips a half

577
00:34:05,320 --> 00:34:09,880
Speaker 1: hour ago. Let's let's just enjoy the game. Yeah. So

578
00:34:10,040 --> 00:34:17,080
Speaker 1: that's a good one, ty, I like that. So this

579
00:34:17,120 --> 00:34:19,160
Speaker 1: one's not really fair for me to select. You see

580
00:34:19,160 --> 00:34:21,160
Speaker 1: the shirt I'm wearing Go Ducks. Yeah, there he is

581
00:34:21,440 --> 00:34:29,200
Speaker 1: there they are, but we make him took it. Took it.

582
00:34:29,400 --> 00:34:31,440
Speaker 1: That was a big Ken joke. For those who are

583
00:34:31,440 --> 00:34:33,840
Speaker 1: listening at home now, this is a big post. Whoever

584
00:34:33,800 --> 00:34:38,000
Speaker 1: held that one out I'm going with Mario Cristobal has

585
00:34:38,080 --> 00:34:43,440
Speaker 1: Miami DNA. That's gonna pay off. Yeah, oh that was

586
00:34:43,480 --> 00:34:47,279
Speaker 1: an unexpected reaction. It really was, because I find this

587
00:34:47,480 --> 00:34:50,040
Speaker 1: genuinely amusing. Not the Mario crystal Ball thing, not you

588
00:34:50,120 --> 00:34:55,480
Speaker 1: losing your coach, just this constant quest to regain the swagger.

589
00:34:55,800 --> 00:34:58,800
Speaker 1: It's been college football's Indiana Jones and the Holy Grail.

590
00:34:59,400 --> 00:35:03,200
Speaker 1: Just constant ducking trying to step on the right tiles,

591
00:35:03,560 --> 00:35:06,400
Speaker 1: trying not to the leap of faith whatever that thing was, Like,

592
00:35:06,960 --> 00:35:09,520
Speaker 1: that really is Miami football trying to get back to

593
00:35:09,520 --> 00:35:11,319
Speaker 1: where it was. Yeah, it's the hardy boys out on

594
00:35:11,360 --> 00:35:15,400
Speaker 1: the boat, the photoshop we made way back when. Yeah,

595
00:35:16,320 --> 00:35:19,680
Speaker 1: boys taste, I mean we got we got the Nancy

596
00:35:19,760 --> 00:35:25,680
Speaker 1: dreuhive over here. Okay, Okay, I love the unexpected energy here,

597
00:35:27,000 --> 00:35:29,160
Speaker 1: but yes, you are right. But with Mario christ of

598
00:35:29,160 --> 00:35:32,680
Speaker 1: Ball specifically, it's he's from here, he played here, and

599
00:35:32,719 --> 00:35:35,080
Speaker 1: then in random interviews like he'll go on the Dan

600
00:35:35,200 --> 00:35:38,040
Speaker 1: LeBatard Show or in his introductory press conference, and obviously

601
00:35:38,160 --> 00:35:40,440
Speaker 1: growing up there he spoke two languages, but he'll be

602
00:35:40,480 --> 00:35:42,359
Speaker 1: talking about like, oh, yeah, I'm having a great time.

603
00:35:42,400 --> 00:35:44,040
Speaker 1: I've had a lot of coffee Tito, and like, well,

604
00:35:44,040 --> 00:35:48,839
Speaker 1: where did that come from? And I appreciate how much

605
00:35:48,880 --> 00:35:51,399
Speaker 1: he is going back to that. I look, we had

606
00:35:51,440 --> 00:35:54,279
Speaker 1: some great times as a as a couple, and now

607
00:35:54,320 --> 00:35:56,919
Speaker 1: I appreciate that he found his special someone in their

608
00:35:56,960 --> 00:35:59,760
Speaker 1: search together for that swat. I what I find funny

609
00:35:59,760 --> 00:36:02,399
Speaker 1: about it, outside of the fact that it's just one

610
00:36:02,400 --> 00:36:05,560
Speaker 1: of those sagas that continues throughout college football, it really

611
00:36:05,680 --> 00:36:08,320
Speaker 1: is a more acute version of the Michigan man syndrome.

612
00:36:08,400 --> 00:36:10,879
Speaker 1: Is it not? Sure? You know? Yeah? You can? Wait?

613
00:36:10,920 --> 00:36:15,200
Speaker 1: Who is that insulting to? You know? Because for a while,

614
00:36:15,239 --> 00:36:17,600
Speaker 1: Michigan was looking for the most Michigan man possible to

615
00:36:17,680 --> 00:36:21,160
Speaker 1: run the Michigan football team. And such is the case

616
00:36:21,200 --> 00:36:24,759
Speaker 1: with Miami. Each iteration of Miami coach has been progressively

617
00:36:24,800 --> 00:36:29,120
Speaker 1: more Miami. Yes, right. We started with assistants being promoted

618
00:36:29,120 --> 00:36:32,200
Speaker 1: from within. We worked up to former players. There was

619
00:36:32,239 --> 00:36:34,640
Speaker 1: the Al Golden Thing. Let's just all talk about the

620
00:36:34,680 --> 00:36:37,880
Speaker 1: Al Golden Thing. Then we had the guy whose father

621
00:36:38,320 --> 00:36:42,800
Speaker 1: was literally the mayor of Miami. And now we've got

622
00:36:43,480 --> 00:36:47,200
Speaker 1: Mary Chris Ball played there want a championship? There speak Spanish,

623
00:36:47,280 --> 00:36:50,319
Speaker 1: Yet he is the most Miami guy pot We were

624
00:36:50,360 --> 00:36:53,720
Speaker 1: reaching terminal Miami velocity at this point. I mean, short

625
00:36:53,719 --> 00:37:04,640
Speaker 1: of Pitball. By way I've seen recent Miami seasons might

626
00:37:04,640 --> 00:37:08,000
Speaker 1: have been more entertaining if a coach wearing a headset

627
00:37:08,120 --> 00:37:12,040
Speaker 1: very seriously looked at the field when dalla dalla, that'd

628
00:37:12,080 --> 00:37:15,000
Speaker 1: been great. I heard an interview with Pitbull lately where

629
00:37:15,040 --> 00:37:18,400
Speaker 1: he said that he doesn't he doesn't record in the studio. Oh,

630
00:37:18,400 --> 00:37:20,640
Speaker 1: I know. He always has the audio engineer with him

631
00:37:20,640 --> 00:37:22,480
Speaker 1: and he yells like you do into a mattress. He

632
00:37:22,560 --> 00:37:24,279
Speaker 1: yells like into a mattress. I don't do that. What

633
00:37:24,320 --> 00:37:26,600
Speaker 1: are you talking about? Yeah, you've builted audio for I've

634
00:37:26,600 --> 00:37:29,759
Speaker 1: built forts. Yes, but yes, he travels. I don't know

635
00:37:29,800 --> 00:37:33,200
Speaker 1: where I was going with that, but yells. I love

636
00:37:33,280 --> 00:37:35,240
Speaker 1: the fact that somebody has to be in the hotel

637
00:37:35,320 --> 00:37:38,400
Speaker 1: room next to Pitbull always bringing audio like his Pitbull

638
00:37:38,520 --> 00:37:42,200
Speaker 1: next to me. If that's not it's somebody that sounds

639
00:37:42,200 --> 00:37:46,680
Speaker 1: like Pitbull in room thirteen forty four. Yeah, okay, By

640
00:37:46,719 --> 00:37:48,120
Speaker 1: the way, you brought up Michigan, do you have any

641
00:37:48,120 --> 00:37:50,919
Speaker 1: thoughts on the like game one starter, Game two starter,

642
00:37:51,320 --> 00:37:54,399
Speaker 1: we saw that it's open mic night for the next hour,

643
00:37:54,520 --> 00:37:56,839
Speaker 1: ties going solo the next hour. After that, I'm gonna

644
00:37:56,840 --> 00:37:59,239
Speaker 1: come up and do it. It's very odd. So for

645
00:37:59,239 --> 00:38:01,960
Speaker 1: people who haven't heard, Jim Harbaugh said, what today that

646
00:38:02,400 --> 00:38:05,719
Speaker 1: Kay mcamera gets game one, JJ McCarthy gets Game two,

647
00:38:05,760 --> 00:38:08,560
Speaker 1: and then what happens game three. We'll see who's better

648
00:38:08,600 --> 00:38:13,080
Speaker 1: against Colorado State and Hawaii and whether that's more meaningful

649
00:38:13,280 --> 00:38:16,560
Speaker 1: against Iowa and Wisconsin and Ohio State. I don't know.

650
00:38:16,640 --> 00:38:20,120
Speaker 1: It's very odd, like his whole job. Fine, guys figure

651
00:38:20,120 --> 00:38:22,680
Speaker 1: out who's good, put them on the field, and he's

652
00:38:22,960 --> 00:38:27,160
Speaker 1: kicking the can down the road, like we'll see what's

653
00:38:27,160 --> 00:38:29,560
Speaker 1: what I mean, Guys have done this before. It's not

654
00:38:29,600 --> 00:38:32,600
Speaker 1: a new sure, they just have. They announced it before this.

655
00:38:32,719 --> 00:38:35,200
Speaker 1: I don't think so not like this. It's so good.

656
00:38:35,320 --> 00:38:38,759
Speaker 1: It's it does reek of he wanted to be on

657
00:38:38,840 --> 00:38:42,600
Speaker 1: the Vikings. He wanted to be coaching the Vikings, and

658
00:38:42,640 --> 00:38:45,239
Speaker 1: he was like, how is a little Costanza dragging the

659
00:38:45,320 --> 00:38:49,359
Speaker 1: World Series trophy? Is it a little like? Well, if

660
00:38:49,360 --> 00:38:52,640
Speaker 1: they fire me, okay, bur there is some of that.

661
00:38:53,360 --> 00:38:55,520
Speaker 1: I can't understand any other reason to do this, But

662
00:38:55,880 --> 00:38:58,400
Speaker 1: unless you don't want JJ McCarthy to transfer, right, I

663
00:38:58,440 --> 00:39:01,520
Speaker 1: guess so. But it's it's gonna be so great. It's

664
00:39:01,600 --> 00:39:04,160
Speaker 1: just it's so insane. It can't end well. No, it

665
00:39:04,280 --> 00:39:14,319
Speaker 1: just can't end well. Okay, I am selecting announcer fascination

666
00:39:14,600 --> 00:39:19,920
Speaker 1: with a foreign born player. That's always good. Yeah, yeah,

667
00:39:20,040 --> 00:39:21,680
Speaker 1: I feel like this has potential to be one of

668
00:39:21,680 --> 00:39:23,480
Speaker 1: our best picks of all time. Yeah, oh my god,

669
00:39:23,560 --> 00:39:27,640
Speaker 1: it's gonna happen. Every punter is from Australia. Can you imagine,

670
00:39:27,719 --> 00:39:29,640
Speaker 1: by the way, Australia. I'd love to go to you.

671
00:39:29,800 --> 00:39:35,160
Speaker 1: It seems really fun, But like, how much restraint does

672
00:39:35,200 --> 00:39:36,719
Speaker 1: I know this is your pick but this is no

673
00:39:36,800 --> 00:39:38,920
Speaker 1: please continue? How much restraint if you were to go

674
00:39:39,080 --> 00:39:41,120
Speaker 1: up to a play by play announcer and say you

675
00:39:41,160 --> 00:39:46,640
Speaker 1: can't mention that this punter is from Australia quarter quarter

676
00:39:46,640 --> 00:39:49,760
Speaker 1: and a half before that person neverlmost. Really, I'm sorry,

677
00:39:49,760 --> 00:39:52,319
Speaker 1: I couldn't. I couldn't well. And it's funny because we

678
00:39:52,360 --> 00:39:56,120
Speaker 1: talked about this obviously before we came up here. Alabama's

679
00:39:56,120 --> 00:39:59,520
Speaker 1: got a finish recruit, yes, big dude, yeah, old house

680
00:40:00,440 --> 00:40:04,960
Speaker 1: something like yeah, yeah, I mean, but the point is this,

681
00:40:05,200 --> 00:40:06,640
Speaker 1: and I think you brought it up. It's tough to

682
00:40:06,680 --> 00:40:08,799
Speaker 1: be announced. It's not easy to be an announcer, You're

683
00:40:08,840 --> 00:40:10,920
Speaker 1: always looking for these factoids that you can use to

684
00:40:10,960 --> 00:40:13,719
Speaker 1: relate to the audience, give them context, make it interesting,

685
00:40:14,120 --> 00:40:16,239
Speaker 1: even if it's not your team, right, they just want

686
00:40:16,280 --> 00:40:19,520
Speaker 1: to have you, presumably to stick around and watch commercials.

687
00:40:19,520 --> 00:40:23,560
Speaker 1: That's what this is now. It's almost involuntary, yes, that

688
00:40:23,640 --> 00:40:26,799
Speaker 1: these guys are bringing up Chuba Hubbard. I'm always from

689
00:40:26,960 --> 00:40:31,080
Speaker 1: British Columbia. Yeah, Chase Claypool also from Canada, your boy

690
00:40:31,080 --> 00:40:35,759
Speaker 1: from Florida State, would you please say? Yeah? Yeah, we

691
00:40:35,920 --> 00:40:38,719
Speaker 1: just constantly have this. I don't know why I do that. Yeah,

692
00:40:38,719 --> 00:40:42,880
Speaker 1: it's it's very stupid. Continue, but we're just going to

693
00:40:42,960 --> 00:40:46,040
Speaker 1: continue to have this. It's always been a thing. I

694
00:40:46,080 --> 00:40:48,279
Speaker 1: feel like because the sport has grown, because they're now

695
00:40:48,280 --> 00:40:51,440
Speaker 1: playing college football apparently in Europe, that it's going to

696
00:40:51,480 --> 00:40:53,640
Speaker 1: continue to be a trend and we need to get

697
00:40:53,680 --> 00:40:55,640
Speaker 1: out in front of it here and make this pick.

698
00:40:55,719 --> 00:40:59,160
Speaker 1: So I don't know what the international landscape looks like

699
00:40:59,239 --> 00:41:02,239
Speaker 1: per se and twenty twenty two. I'm assuming there are

700
00:41:02,239 --> 00:41:05,120
Speaker 1: at least a couple players, and when they are mentioned,

701
00:41:05,680 --> 00:41:07,680
Speaker 1: these guys will let us, yes, they will absolutely let

702
00:41:07,760 --> 00:41:10,080
Speaker 1: us know. I enjoy too, so what they have is

703
00:41:10,120 --> 00:41:11,880
Speaker 1: the broadcasters in the booth. They have these sheets of

704
00:41:11,880 --> 00:41:13,680
Speaker 1: paper with the roster and they say, okay, here's how

705
00:41:13,680 --> 00:41:16,800
Speaker 1: you pronounce their name. Here is like they're the junior.

706
00:41:16,800 --> 00:41:19,920
Speaker 1: This is their weight. And so anytime somebody makes a play,

707
00:41:20,320 --> 00:41:23,239
Speaker 1: they'll turn to or they'll remember their studying and they'll say,

708
00:41:23,280 --> 00:41:28,520
Speaker 1: another long run from the speedy Canadian. And that's where

709
00:41:28,560 --> 00:41:31,480
Speaker 1: they a lot of these these announcers turn to. And

710
00:41:31,560 --> 00:41:34,680
Speaker 1: so there is that that fascination there that it's gonna

711
00:41:34,719 --> 00:41:36,520
Speaker 1: I mean, look, you have the the punter thing that's

712
00:41:36,560 --> 00:41:40,120
Speaker 1: gonna pay off always. Yeah, but no, I always appreciate that.

713
00:41:40,120 --> 00:41:42,600
Speaker 1: That's that's always where they seem to turn. It's gonna

714
00:41:42,640 --> 00:41:44,840
Speaker 1: pay off that. So you'll notice a theme here with

715
00:41:45,000 --> 00:41:47,520
Speaker 1: this draft. For me, not only am I taking the

716
00:41:47,520 --> 00:41:50,719
Speaker 1: fascination with foreign born players, but I've essentially got the

717
00:41:50,760 --> 00:41:55,799
Speaker 1: handcuff with the punter holder taking batters into his own hands. Right,

718
00:41:55,840 --> 00:41:58,520
Speaker 1: I could get double the points, double the punt if

719
00:41:58,520 --> 00:42:03,160
Speaker 1: an Australian punter goes row. Yeah, the Australian makes a

720
00:42:03,160 --> 00:42:05,799
Speaker 1: break for it first down. Yeah, that'd be great. Good

721
00:42:05,800 --> 00:42:17,480
Speaker 1: for you. I'm a cheeky little fucker. Okay, leave that

722
00:42:17,520 --> 00:42:21,480
Speaker 1: in there O guess. So let's say we had you

723
00:42:21,600 --> 00:42:24,680
Speaker 1: taking Joel Klatt, we had a slow motion replay. We

724
00:42:24,719 --> 00:42:27,560
Speaker 1: have an announcer's fascination with a foreign Borden player. We

725
00:42:27,600 --> 00:42:32,560
Speaker 1: have announcers clearly cheating on the Affleck trivia question. I'm

726
00:42:32,560 --> 00:42:35,279
Speaker 1: taking another announcer one because we just these these are

727
00:42:35,320 --> 00:42:39,279
Speaker 1: our favorites. I'm taking Kirk herb Street seems tired. Kirk

728
00:42:39,360 --> 00:42:44,480
Speaker 1: hurbs Street seems tired. He does and I don't know

729
00:42:44,480 --> 00:42:46,160
Speaker 1: what he does the rest of the year, but Kirk

730
00:42:46,239 --> 00:42:49,440
Speaker 1: hurbs Street seems tired. He looks tired, he looks tired.

731
00:42:49,520 --> 00:42:51,880
Speaker 1: I don't really have a lot to add to this thought,

732
00:42:52,280 --> 00:42:55,240
Speaker 1: but I think it's gonna pay off pretty often because

733
00:42:55,280 --> 00:42:58,279
Speaker 1: he seems tired. He's doing the Thursday night game. Yeah,

734
00:42:58,280 --> 00:43:00,640
Speaker 1: he's doing Game Day. We said this earlier. Then he's

735
00:43:00,680 --> 00:43:03,239
Speaker 1: gonna be doing the ESPN on ABC game whatever we're

736
00:43:03,280 --> 00:43:07,080
Speaker 1: calling it these days, the Big Game on ABC Saturday nights.

737
00:43:07,200 --> 00:43:09,800
Speaker 1: Who knows what his labor day looks like. He's probably

738
00:43:09,800 --> 00:43:13,319
Speaker 1: doing like eight games Labor Day weekend. Yeah, I mean,

739
00:43:13,360 --> 00:43:17,080
Speaker 1: he seems tired, he looks tired, He looks tired. Who

740
00:43:17,120 --> 00:43:21,480
Speaker 1: gets points if Kirk Hurst Street calls a game in

741
00:43:21,480 --> 00:43:25,480
Speaker 1: which a foreign born player gets gets hit in the nuts.

742
00:43:27,880 --> 00:43:29,680
Speaker 1: I was waiting for this gentleman to take a sip

743
00:43:29,719 --> 00:43:32,359
Speaker 1: of his beer. The timing was such, she's had a

744
00:43:32,360 --> 00:43:37,319
Speaker 1: bad day, go big Red. But I see you in

745
00:43:37,360 --> 00:43:39,080
Speaker 1: my video screen doing that. I'm gonna wait. I'm gonna

746
00:43:39,080 --> 00:43:42,040
Speaker 1: wait till I takes a sip. Yeah, there's a lot

747
00:43:42,080 --> 00:43:45,279
Speaker 1: of cross over here, Like if a younger Notre Dame

748
00:43:45,360 --> 00:43:47,600
Speaker 1: player from another country gets hit in the nuts and

749
00:43:47,680 --> 00:43:50,080
Speaker 1: Kirk kirk Street's calling, there's a lot that we can

750
00:43:50,120 --> 00:43:53,799
Speaker 1: add this up and create a scaffolding of ridiculousness. Yeah,

751
00:43:53,800 --> 00:43:56,200
Speaker 1: what is Joel cladhalf to say? What is Joel clatdhalf

752
00:43:56,239 --> 00:44:02,960
Speaker 1: to say? Yeah? Okay, so he does. I am continuing

753
00:44:02,960 --> 00:44:07,120
Speaker 1: my special teams trend Dan. Okay, I'm thank you. Yeah,

754
00:44:07,280 --> 00:44:13,920
Speaker 1: big special teams crowd here in Chicago, we got hold on.

755
00:44:14,760 --> 00:44:23,120
Speaker 1: Let's un let's unpack this all. Chicago has a specialty

756
00:44:24,200 --> 00:44:28,120
Speaker 1: and hot dogs mustards last stand. Yeah, we drove by

757
00:44:28,160 --> 00:44:30,879
Speaker 1: mustards last stand. It happen. Said, Okay, I am I'm

758
00:44:30,920 --> 00:44:35,200
Speaker 1: selecting a saucy on side kick. Okay, this is good.

759
00:44:35,719 --> 00:44:38,120
Speaker 1: Be more specific, Yeah, to be clear, this is This

760
00:44:38,200 --> 00:44:40,840
Speaker 1: is a whole family. This is a whole family of

761
00:44:40,880 --> 00:44:45,040
Speaker 1: on side kicks too. Specifically. Uh, there's the cheeky version

762
00:44:45,800 --> 00:44:48,400
Speaker 1: where it's the kicker and he just sort of knows it,

763
00:44:48,800 --> 00:44:50,200
Speaker 1: just sort of nubs it. He wants it to go

764
00:44:50,280 --> 00:44:52,600
Speaker 1: ten yards. He wants to be the one to recover it,

765
00:44:53,239 --> 00:44:55,399
Speaker 1: and he's just got a nicke it and he hoped

766
00:44:55,440 --> 00:44:58,239
Speaker 1: to do that again. Just go straight to my foot.

767
00:44:58,280 --> 00:45:01,160
Speaker 1: I did it. I'm very athletic. Continue, but just wants

768
00:45:01,200 --> 00:45:03,239
Speaker 1: to go ten yards, be the one to fall on it,

769
00:45:03,320 --> 00:45:06,000
Speaker 1: get the glory, essentially, take matters into his own hands,

770
00:45:06,040 --> 00:45:09,760
Speaker 1: returning good right, recover it, be the hero for a moment.

771
00:45:10,239 --> 00:45:13,080
Speaker 1: The second version is the one that is just kicked

772
00:45:13,080 --> 00:45:16,600
Speaker 1: the piss out of Yes, overly kicked. You know. It's

773
00:45:16,640 --> 00:45:19,160
Speaker 1: intended to be one of those deals where they're trying

774
00:45:19,160 --> 00:45:20,759
Speaker 1: to drive it into the ground, get it to go

775
00:45:20,920 --> 00:45:23,680
Speaker 1: sky high, have the receiver run down high point at

776
00:45:23,680 --> 00:45:26,560
Speaker 1: recover it, get the ball go down and score a touchdown. Great.

777
00:45:27,120 --> 00:45:31,359
Speaker 1: There's really a nice little spectrum there of saucyness. We

778
00:45:31,440 --> 00:45:33,640
Speaker 1: also have and I don't know if this counts. I

779
00:45:33,640 --> 00:45:35,200
Speaker 1: thought of this on the way I favored I think

780
00:45:35,200 --> 00:45:37,719
Speaker 1: what you're gonna mention continue the thing that I don't

781
00:45:37,719 --> 00:45:40,360
Speaker 1: know if it counts. We've seen this a lot lately,

782
00:45:40,400 --> 00:45:42,480
Speaker 1: because really they've been doing on site kicks for one

783
00:45:42,520 --> 00:45:44,800
Speaker 1: hundred years now. There's not a whole lot of wigger

784
00:45:44,840 --> 00:45:47,640
Speaker 1: room left for innovation. But what you find kickers doing

785
00:45:47,680 --> 00:45:49,879
Speaker 1: is they're finding new creative ways to put the ball

786
00:45:50,000 --> 00:45:53,200
Speaker 1: against the tee. Yes, you know what I mean like that? Yeah, yeah,

787
00:45:53,239 --> 00:45:55,880
Speaker 1: So I'm curious if that counts at all if we

788
00:45:55,920 --> 00:46:00,799
Speaker 1: see something new alternate tea placement. Yeah, okay, does it?

789
00:46:00,840 --> 00:46:03,560
Speaker 1: I don't sure. I thought you were gonna say when

790
00:46:03,880 --> 00:46:07,759
Speaker 1: the gentleman kicking the ball off nails the shit out

791
00:46:07,800 --> 00:46:11,319
Speaker 1: of the ball straight at number fifty seven and has

792
00:46:11,360 --> 00:46:15,719
Speaker 1: it care him back, that's my number one where he

793
00:46:15,760 --> 00:46:19,240
Speaker 1: does not get the play call in like in full detail.

794
00:46:19,280 --> 00:46:21,239
Speaker 1: And I was like, well, let's just go for it

795
00:46:21,239 --> 00:46:24,280
Speaker 1: this way. It worked in Madden OH four. Yes, absolutely,

796
00:46:24,440 --> 00:46:26,160
Speaker 1: you could do in Madden O four. Yeah, all the

797
00:46:26,160 --> 00:46:33,759
Speaker 1: Notre Dame fans understand that reference. Yeah, a Saucy on

798
00:46:33,880 --> 00:46:36,560
Speaker 1: side kick, I don't know. Yeah, No, Saucy on sidekick

799
00:46:36,600 --> 00:46:40,480
Speaker 1: is great. The one the on side kick that was

800
00:46:40,480 --> 00:46:43,480
Speaker 1: pulled off with an Alabama Clemson National Championship where they

801
00:46:43,560 --> 00:46:46,160
Speaker 1: just like, nobody's over there. We're just gonna sort of lot.

802
00:46:46,200 --> 00:46:48,200
Speaker 1: That's great too, that you can't pull that off that

803
00:46:48,280 --> 00:46:54,799
Speaker 1: much anymore. But okay, continue, We've got two picks left,

804
00:46:54,800 --> 00:46:57,480
Speaker 1: by the way. Yeah, oh man, So we haven't done

805
00:46:57,600 --> 00:47:01,600
Speaker 1: the steel pick, right, we have not done the steel pick.

806
00:47:01,840 --> 00:47:03,600
Speaker 1: I'm gonna stick with my pick here, so you can.

807
00:47:03,640 --> 00:47:05,319
Speaker 1: You can do it with your last pick. But I

808
00:47:05,400 --> 00:47:08,000
Speaker 1: know I can't. I now just I can't. I can't.

809
00:47:08,200 --> 00:47:12,120
Speaker 1: This last pick's wired into me. I'm going with weird

810
00:47:12,280 --> 00:47:16,399
Speaker 1: food quirk revelations from players like Will Levis last year.

811
00:47:16,840 --> 00:47:20,120
Speaker 1: But more so, I have not gotten over the fact

812
00:47:20,160 --> 00:47:24,000
Speaker 1: that Sam Howel, we love you, Sam Howell only eats

813
00:47:24,080 --> 00:47:27,640
Speaker 1: chicken nuggets and chicken tenders and only has for the

814
00:47:27,800 --> 00:47:32,520
Speaker 1: entirety of his life. And so we think we know teams,

815
00:47:32,880 --> 00:47:34,560
Speaker 1: we think we know play we don't know any of

816
00:47:34,600 --> 00:47:36,839
Speaker 1: these guys. And then it turns out like, yeah, he

817
00:47:36,920 --> 00:47:39,720
Speaker 1: mixes tuna with his hands and that's all he eats

818
00:47:40,200 --> 00:47:42,799
Speaker 1: all the time, and he eats it out of a

819
00:47:42,840 --> 00:47:49,160
Speaker 1: beer bomb like and then like the SEC Network crew

820
00:47:49,239 --> 00:47:51,920
Speaker 1: is like, isn't it wild? Like what are you talking about?

821
00:47:53,520 --> 00:47:55,439
Speaker 1: This was inspired by the way, by that hot dog

822
00:47:55,520 --> 00:48:00,200
Speaker 1: straw circumstances hot dog straw. Have you seen this? No?

823
00:48:00,280 --> 00:48:03,839
Speaker 1: We hear people I know, like just the groans I've

824
00:48:04,400 --> 00:48:08,279
Speaker 1: I've had soda out of a licorice rope? Does that count?

825
00:48:08,400 --> 00:48:15,759
Speaker 1: Is that gross? Probably? Say team Dan. I wanted and

826
00:48:15,800 --> 00:48:17,960
Speaker 1: we didn't pull it off. I wanted Tie to start

827
00:48:18,120 --> 00:48:21,600
Speaker 1: dipping tenders hashtag tenders with Tie. I wanted him dipping

828
00:48:21,640 --> 00:48:23,839
Speaker 1: them into soda like that Knicks fan from a few

829
00:48:23,880 --> 00:48:29,680
Speaker 1: years ago on stage. He didn't agree. Yeah, so weird

830
00:48:29,719 --> 00:48:31,719
Speaker 1: food corks. It'll come out. It's not going to pay

831
00:48:31,719 --> 00:48:34,120
Speaker 1: off often. But you know, I'm watching this like a hawk.

832
00:48:34,320 --> 00:48:37,360
Speaker 1: Somebody will Now, I feel like there is this impulse

833
00:48:37,400 --> 00:48:39,919
Speaker 1: to try and out do Will Levis. Yes, because there's

834
00:48:40,000 --> 00:48:42,360
Speaker 1: no way that these are real things he does. They

835
00:48:42,400 --> 00:48:47,000
Speaker 1: are I know, I've seen I've seen the videos of them.

836
00:48:47,200 --> 00:48:50,640
Speaker 1: I'm not convinced it's just a social media like not

837
00:48:50,719 --> 00:48:53,640
Speaker 1: just a social media thing that he's doing. Because somebody

838
00:48:53,640 --> 00:48:55,680
Speaker 1: puts a camera in front of his face. Nobody puts

839
00:48:55,719 --> 00:48:59,520
Speaker 1: mayonnaise in their coffee. Do you have anything it? What?

840
00:48:59,680 --> 00:49:03,399
Speaker 1: Nobody here? Do you haven't they put ranch dressing times.

841
00:49:03,400 --> 00:49:10,640
Speaker 1: We're in Chicago. Be cool? Uh? Do you have food quirks?

842
00:49:10,680 --> 00:49:13,680
Speaker 1: Is there something that deep down in the recesses of

843
00:49:13,760 --> 00:49:16,839
Speaker 1: your your eating habits? You're like, I wish people didn't

844
00:49:16,880 --> 00:49:19,320
Speaker 1: know about this, But do you I'm putting you on

845
00:49:19,400 --> 00:49:22,239
Speaker 1: the spot here. Do you have anything I refuse to

846
00:49:22,320 --> 00:49:28,359
Speaker 1: eat the outer edges of ham? WHOA, Okay, talk more

847
00:49:28,360 --> 00:49:30,239
Speaker 1: about how you ended up with this. I don't know

848
00:49:30,960 --> 00:49:34,319
Speaker 1: this ham positioning. So what does your plate look like?

849
00:49:34,600 --> 00:49:36,480
Speaker 1: How much hamm are you eating? By the way, I

850
00:49:36,520 --> 00:49:39,080
Speaker 1: mean the meaty middle as you would say? No, but

851
00:49:39,200 --> 00:49:41,200
Speaker 1: how often do you eat ham? Tell me all of

852
00:49:41,239 --> 00:49:44,200
Speaker 1: our new friends your ham habits? What's in a blue mood?

853
00:49:44,360 --> 00:49:47,439
Speaker 1: Can we buy hamhabits dot com? Like smell ties hair?

854
00:49:49,840 --> 00:49:53,360
Speaker 1: We can check yeah, tieshamhabits is dot e du. I

855
00:49:53,400 --> 00:49:55,360
Speaker 1: don't know if we can buy that. Do you have

856
00:49:55,400 --> 00:49:58,320
Speaker 1: any weird quirks? I mean you're the food between not really,

857
00:49:58,520 --> 00:50:01,439
Speaker 1: I'm I'm pretty boring with food. I just I don't

858
00:50:01,880 --> 00:50:04,279
Speaker 1: you don't like tomatoes. I don't like rot tomatoes. But

859
00:50:04,320 --> 00:50:08,239
Speaker 1: I make pizza. Yeah, that's my thing. That's not that interesting. No,

860
00:50:08,360 --> 00:50:10,359
Speaker 1: all right, somebody just said respect in the front row.

861
00:50:11,520 --> 00:50:16,000
Speaker 1: All right, what do you have? This is the last

862
00:50:16,040 --> 00:50:21,040
Speaker 1: pick the Fantasy Things Draft Show's not over very a

863
00:50:21,080 --> 00:50:27,000
Speaker 1: physical portion of the show coming up now continue Five

864
00:50:27,120 --> 00:50:29,719
Speaker 1: years ago in New York, we did a show like

865
00:50:29,760 --> 00:50:33,960
Speaker 1: this and we went through last night late last night

866
00:50:34,600 --> 00:50:39,040
Speaker 1: actually planning the content for this show. And I discovered

867
00:50:39,800 --> 00:50:42,840
Speaker 1: that on the heels of Notre Dame's four and eight season,

868
00:50:43,040 --> 00:50:50,400
Speaker 1: I selected a softer Brian Kelly and they the story

869
00:50:50,440 --> 00:50:52,759
Speaker 1: that everybody ran with in the run up to that

870
00:50:52,960 --> 00:50:56,480
Speaker 1: season following the four and eight was that Brian Kelly's

871
00:50:56,520 --> 00:51:01,239
Speaker 1: doing yoga. He's doing it's a different Brian Kelly, and

872
00:51:01,239 --> 00:51:03,239
Speaker 1: that sort of lasted for a little bit. They didn't

873
00:51:03,280 --> 00:51:07,799
Speaker 1: go four and eight again. But a softer Brian Kelly

874
00:51:08,000 --> 00:51:11,480
Speaker 1: this season. What's the story been? The off season has

875
00:51:11,480 --> 00:51:13,720
Speaker 1: been all about Brian Kelly getting a hundred million dollars

876
00:51:14,080 --> 00:51:19,880
Speaker 1: from LSU. He started doing accents. I mean, it's normal

877
00:51:19,920 --> 00:51:23,120
Speaker 1: to move to a place and then eventually pick up

878
00:51:23,120 --> 00:51:29,440
Speaker 1: the drawl. He was there for forty eight hours. Yeah, family, family,

879
00:51:30,960 --> 00:51:33,360
Speaker 1: So you know, we're it's clear Brian Kelly is living

880
00:51:33,400 --> 00:51:36,600
Speaker 1: in that post shame world. He's one of the torch bearers. Yeah,

881
00:51:36,920 --> 00:51:42,719
Speaker 1: for said, world, Sorry, thank you, I did that. I

882
00:51:42,760 --> 00:51:47,680
Speaker 1: didn't want to continue this pick. This pick is for

883
00:51:47,880 --> 00:51:51,560
Speaker 1: those times this season there's a feature on game day

884
00:51:51,960 --> 00:51:55,080
Speaker 1: where there's a post on social media when there's a

885
00:51:55,120 --> 00:51:59,320
Speaker 1: quote in the LSU student paper about Brian Kelly doing

886
00:51:59,880 --> 00:52:05,919
Speaker 1: or hopefully explaining something Southern. Yeah, because he's from there. Now, yeah,

887
00:52:06,200 --> 00:52:10,719
Speaker 1: you understand, I select a Southern. That's a good pick.

888
00:52:12,160 --> 00:52:18,000
Speaker 1: That's a good pick. Here's there are a couple tells.

889
00:52:18,120 --> 00:52:20,600
Speaker 1: There's a couple tells that will probably win you the

890
00:52:20,760 --> 00:52:24,680
Speaker 1: entirety of this season if this hits one. If he

891
00:52:25,000 --> 00:52:30,600
Speaker 1: decides to start speaking in old timey phrases like, look,

892
00:52:30,640 --> 00:52:32,600
Speaker 1: the tight end didn't get it done, but you can't

893
00:52:32,640 --> 00:52:39,880
Speaker 1: teach to crawfish to play the piano. I agree, but

894
00:52:40,000 --> 00:52:43,000
Speaker 1: I don't know what that means. The other one and

895
00:52:43,040 --> 00:52:44,600
Speaker 1: this one you have to pay a lot of close

896
00:52:44,600 --> 00:52:47,359
Speaker 1: attention to. We need quality audio for this one. If

897
00:52:47,360 --> 00:52:53,520
Speaker 1: he says the word and listen carefully. Program. When you're

898
00:52:53,560 --> 00:52:57,320
Speaker 1: running a program, program this big instead of an a

899
00:52:58,040 --> 00:53:00,760
Speaker 1: that you at the end, when you're run a program

900
00:53:00,880 --> 00:53:05,520
Speaker 1: that's right and a home that's the tell that we're

901
00:53:05,520 --> 00:53:08,120
Speaker 1: getting a Southern. Brian Kelly I hope he goes to

902
00:53:08,320 --> 00:53:11,480
Speaker 1: various He's from where like the Boston area, from Massachusetts,

903
00:53:11,480 --> 00:53:25,600
Speaker 1: from Massachusetts, southern Massachusetts, family of food and football family. Uh.

904
00:53:25,719 --> 00:53:29,560
Speaker 1: By the way, for him to stop doing that is insane.

905
00:53:30,000 --> 00:53:32,959
Speaker 1: It was the most likable in a backwards way. Brian

906
00:53:33,040 --> 00:53:36,520
Speaker 1: Kelly has been in quite some time. Family, So I'm

907
00:53:36,560 --> 00:53:41,759
Speaker 1: okay with him traveling the globe adopting deep, deep accents

908
00:53:41,920 --> 00:53:47,160
Speaker 1: immediately for whoever he's coaching, going to Scotland, going to Minnesota,

909
00:53:47,560 --> 00:53:50,279
Speaker 1: going to Hawaii, and just like going for it. I'm

910
00:53:50,360 --> 00:53:55,040
Speaker 1: all in on shape shifting Brian Kelly. Shifting Kelly. Yes,

911
00:53:56,360 --> 00:54:01,160
Speaker 1: I mean, could you Brian Kelly in Japan? Everywhere Brian

912
00:54:01,280 --> 00:54:03,759
Speaker 1: Kelly goes, he's just okay. He's getting to read for

913
00:54:03,840 --> 00:54:09,080
Speaker 1: a day, right, think I get it? Yeah, Brian Kelly,

914
00:54:09,120 --> 00:54:11,800
Speaker 1: I look a good one. There will be these moments

915
00:54:12,000 --> 00:54:17,600
Speaker 1: where Brian Kelly is explaining something Southern, Yes, explaining it

916
00:54:17,640 --> 00:54:21,359
Speaker 1: because he knows what it's like to be he knows

917
00:54:21,400 --> 00:54:27,000
Speaker 1: what it's like crawfish playing the piano. Come on, okay,

918
00:54:27,160 --> 00:54:29,200
Speaker 1: so do you want to go to others receiving votes?

919
00:54:29,239 --> 00:54:31,279
Speaker 1: Where are we going? Now? Well? Here, let's review the

920
00:54:31,280 --> 00:54:34,719
Speaker 1: team here, here's a quick recap. Bye by just an

921
00:54:34,760 --> 00:54:37,719
Speaker 1: informal vote. Here if we could by round of applause.

922
00:54:38,360 --> 00:54:41,560
Speaker 1: Here is Dan's team. He's got the sec. It just

923
00:54:41,600 --> 00:54:45,320
Speaker 1: means too much. A new and improved usc height machine,

924
00:54:46,280 --> 00:54:50,360
Speaker 1: big ten offense that can't get its act together. Slow

925
00:54:50,400 --> 00:54:57,760
Speaker 1: motion replay reveals a clear nutshot. Mario Cristobal has Miami

926
00:54:57,840 --> 00:55:09,200
Speaker 1: DNA ye play it. You guys forgot that one on

927
00:55:09,239 --> 00:55:12,640
Speaker 1: the first und Gloria Stephan, we won't get in copyright trouble,

928
00:55:14,680 --> 00:55:18,200
Speaker 1: Kirk Herbstreet seems tired and weird food quirks. What do

929
00:55:18,239 --> 00:55:25,280
Speaker 1: we think of Dan's team? All right? I've got punter

930
00:55:25,360 --> 00:55:29,160
Speaker 1: or holder taking matters into his own hands. Announcers clearly

931
00:55:29,239 --> 00:55:32,640
Speaker 1: cheating on the affleck trivia questions really good. Notre Dame's

932
00:55:32,640 --> 00:55:35,439
Speaker 1: youth movement. Joel Klatt was something to get off his chest.

933
00:55:35,520 --> 00:55:38,920
Speaker 1: I love that one. I love that one. Fascination with

934
00:55:39,000 --> 00:55:42,600
Speaker 1: a foreign born player, a saucy on sidekick in a

935
00:55:42,640 --> 00:55:48,040
Speaker 1: southern Brian Kelly, whose team is better now Dan's or mine?

936
00:55:48,120 --> 00:55:49,960
Speaker 1: Give it together for or put it together for me

937
00:55:57,400 --> 00:56:02,640
Speaker 1: or for this guy? Okay, Ty, you have this, This

938
00:56:02,760 --> 00:56:05,560
Speaker 1: is all you at long last. I win one of these.

939
00:56:05,640 --> 00:56:09,040
Speaker 1: I think I like talking about yours more. But there's

940
00:56:09,080 --> 00:56:12,239
Speaker 1: something very special to me about my go getters on

941
00:56:12,320 --> 00:56:15,799
Speaker 1: this roster. There is a certain element of pride. So

942
00:56:15,840 --> 00:56:18,319
Speaker 1: we did have an other's receiving vote category to give

943
00:56:18,360 --> 00:56:20,799
Speaker 1: you guys some context what goes into this. First off,

944
00:56:20,800 --> 00:56:22,879
Speaker 1: we did come up with this last night. We had

945
00:56:22,920 --> 00:56:27,960
Speaker 1: all but yeah, this is a last night creation. We

946
00:56:28,760 --> 00:56:31,319
Speaker 1: have it. We've had a Google doc, a long bank

947
00:56:31,360 --> 00:56:34,759
Speaker 1: of items that we've been just sort of cultivating over

948
00:56:34,760 --> 00:56:36,439
Speaker 1: the last year or so. We haven't done a live

949
00:56:36,480 --> 00:56:39,399
Speaker 1: show in a couple of years, so we're always trying

950
00:56:39,440 --> 00:56:41,200
Speaker 1: to think of things that could rise to this level.

951
00:56:41,680 --> 00:56:44,879
Speaker 1: A couple that are others receiving votes? Dan, I'm ready.

952
00:56:45,000 --> 00:56:46,560
Speaker 1: I don't know if there are any on here that

953
00:56:46,640 --> 00:56:49,320
Speaker 1: you would like to swap in for any existing picks.

954
00:56:49,719 --> 00:56:51,360
Speaker 1: So there are there's someone here that I want to

955
00:56:51,400 --> 00:56:52,640
Speaker 1: talk about, but I don't know if it's going to

956
00:56:52,680 --> 00:56:55,919
Speaker 1: happen all that often. Jimbo Fisher gets testy. That's good,

957
00:56:59,320 --> 00:57:02,719
Speaker 1: Jimbo Fisher getting testy. Yeah, this is a very like

958
00:57:02,880 --> 00:57:06,080
Speaker 1: phallic show that we randomly did. Sorry, you just you're

959
00:57:06,120 --> 00:57:10,839
Speaker 1: saying testy a lot. I just it's I think it's

960
00:57:10,880 --> 00:57:14,000
Speaker 1: time we recognize Jimbo as the performance artist that he is. Yes,

961
00:57:14,640 --> 00:57:17,840
Speaker 1: you know, and the whole Nick saban kerfuffle I think

962
00:57:18,040 --> 00:57:21,040
Speaker 1: was proof positive of that. He just signed the best

963
00:57:21,040 --> 00:57:23,120
Speaker 1: recruiting class of all time, which, by the way, is

964
00:57:23,160 --> 00:57:26,360
Speaker 1: what Discord suggested. Yeah, that was the steel pick that

965
00:57:26,440 --> 00:57:29,360
Speaker 1: was the signed the best. So he really, I mean,

966
00:57:29,400 --> 00:57:31,080
Speaker 1: he has nothing to be defensive about it. This prome.

967
00:57:31,200 --> 00:57:34,800
Speaker 1: He's doing great, right, just chill, yeah, take a stick.

968
00:57:34,920 --> 00:57:37,040
Speaker 1: I agree. Well, it's just also how do you understand

969
00:57:37,040 --> 00:57:38,960
Speaker 1: what he says and whether or not it's testing or not.

970
00:57:39,040 --> 00:57:41,960
Speaker 1: He goes very quickly. It's it's a little farmer fran

971
00:57:42,040 --> 00:57:44,840
Speaker 1: from the water. Like, I don't watch college football games

972
00:57:44,880 --> 00:57:48,240
Speaker 1: with the closed captions, but I will watch Jimbo Fisher interviews.

973
00:57:48,720 --> 00:57:51,840
Speaker 1: Does like squinting like a Notre Dame Fanly does he say, yeah,

974
00:57:54,200 --> 00:57:59,880
Speaker 1: we have we also have we have pylon cam. Get

975
00:58:00,000 --> 00:58:05,400
Speaker 1: it's knocked out. That's good, that's all, but that's common.

976
00:58:05,760 --> 00:58:12,360
Speaker 1: We have guil Force wins. I like that. Fans Olly

977
00:58:12,400 --> 00:58:18,760
Speaker 1: Williams Fansville Fansville takes it too far. Okay, So this

978
00:58:19,000 --> 00:58:25,320
Speaker 1: was the one I wanted to talk about. So they're

979
00:58:25,400 --> 00:58:28,720
Speaker 1: still doing the Fansville thing right, right, well so every

980
00:58:28,760 --> 00:58:31,120
Speaker 1: so often. So Dodtor Pepper is too big a company

981
00:58:31,160 --> 00:58:34,880
Speaker 1: to let something slide in a commercial that it shouldn't

982
00:58:34,920 --> 00:58:39,720
Speaker 1: get into, right, that's not English. They shouldn't let I've

983
00:58:39,720 --> 00:58:44,760
Speaker 1: had half a beer. But there is a universe that

984
00:58:44,880 --> 00:58:49,520
Speaker 1: exists in which doctor Pepper on Monday morning tweets out

985
00:58:49,560 --> 00:58:56,520
Speaker 1: a statement that begins with in retrospect, this commercial did

986
00:58:56,520 --> 00:59:00,520
Speaker 1: not go through the proper channels of approval. I don't

987
00:59:00,560 --> 00:59:02,840
Speaker 1: know what it involves, but it's going to go to

988
00:59:02,920 --> 00:59:05,040
Speaker 1: a place at some point if they keep making these

989
00:59:05,200 --> 00:59:08,120
Speaker 1: god awful commercials. It's like year eight of these. I know,

990
00:59:08,520 --> 00:59:10,880
Speaker 1: it feels like we've been living in Fansville all Yeah,

991
00:59:11,160 --> 00:59:15,680
Speaker 1: all last decade. Announcers struggle to understand TikTok. It's good,

992
00:59:17,800 --> 00:59:21,320
Speaker 1: surprisingly easy hail Mary. So this one I had because

993
00:59:21,360 --> 00:59:23,880
Speaker 1: I enjoy a surprisingly easy Hail Mary where it just

994
00:59:23,960 --> 00:59:26,320
Speaker 1: kind of falls into yeah, I imagine it'll happen against

995
00:59:26,440 --> 00:59:31,000
Speaker 1: let's be honest, Nebraska or something like that. We're in Nebraska.

996
00:59:31,040 --> 00:59:32,880
Speaker 1: I don't know why they're taking hits, but I kind

997
00:59:32,880 --> 00:59:38,680
Speaker 1: of do. Yeah, Yeah, there's something, there's something wonderful about well,

998
00:59:38,960 --> 00:59:40,640
Speaker 1: right before halftime, I might as well. He be down

999
00:59:40,680 --> 00:59:43,520
Speaker 1: the field and then somebody just can't not even tips.

1000
00:59:43,600 --> 00:59:45,120
Speaker 1: It was just like, well, it was right behind him,

1001
00:59:45,560 --> 00:59:47,120
Speaker 1: just came to me. I don't know. Like the Michael

1002
00:59:47,160 --> 00:59:50,040
Speaker 1: Westbrook one, Yes, that was sort of a surprisingly Yeah,

1003
00:59:50,160 --> 00:59:52,680
Speaker 1: not for Cordell Stewart, but yes, for Michael Westbrook just

1004
00:59:52,720 --> 00:59:55,320
Speaker 1: sort of fell upon him right there. I like a

1005
00:59:55,320 --> 00:59:58,760
Speaker 1: surprisingly easy hail Mary. What else we have someone's mom's

1006
00:59:58,800 --> 01:00:06,200
Speaker 1: athletic history. Good, that's that's Del Curry's former wife, and

1007
01:00:06,280 --> 01:00:08,560
Speaker 1: so yeah, they dri bring that up a lot. I

1008
01:00:08,720 --> 01:00:11,240
Speaker 1: hope everybody's happy in the Curry family. I don't hold

1009
01:00:11,280 --> 01:00:13,960
Speaker 1: anything against Del Curry. Heavy show and not have that

1010
01:00:14,000 --> 01:00:18,120
Speaker 1: one on the big card. A ref gets creamed. I

1011
01:00:18,160 --> 01:00:22,680
Speaker 1: love that, poor guy. And a game moved to a

1012
01:00:22,760 --> 01:00:25,560
Speaker 1: non sports channel, Yeah, that's Those are always difficult for

1013
01:00:25,640 --> 01:00:32,480
Speaker 1: me when it goes to CNBC Business. Yeah, that's difficult. Yeah,

1014
01:00:32,680 --> 01:00:35,080
Speaker 1: there's that. There's a reason why those were others receiving votes.

1015
01:00:35,120 --> 01:00:38,680
Speaker 1: Fansville takes it too far. I would if I had

1016
01:00:38,720 --> 01:00:41,040
Speaker 1: another pick, I might grab that one. And I still

1017
01:00:41,040 --> 01:00:42,920
Speaker 1: don't know what it means. That's your free age that's

1018
01:00:42,920 --> 01:00:48,640
Speaker 1: your fob pick. Yes, absolutely, so you have the better squad,

1019
01:00:49,240 --> 01:00:53,080
Speaker 1: I think. I don't know per our lovely audience. Yes, yeah,

1020
01:00:53,960 --> 01:00:56,040
Speaker 1: Where are we going now? Or do you want me

1021
01:00:56,080 --> 01:00:58,520
Speaker 1: to dance to more glorious step On? No? More glorious

1022
01:00:58,520 --> 01:01:04,160
Speaker 1: step On? By the way, I enjoy I just I

1023
01:01:04,200 --> 01:01:06,680
Speaker 1: say that a lot. I enjoy the fact that if

1024
01:01:06,680 --> 01:01:09,000
Speaker 1: we are going to consider an eight bit Gloria as

1025
01:01:09,000 --> 01:01:12,040
Speaker 1: Stephan song, that almost implies the existence of an eight

1026
01:01:12,080 --> 01:01:15,600
Speaker 1: bit Gloria as Stephan, that there's a video game with

1027
01:01:15,720 --> 01:01:18,880
Speaker 1: the Miami Sound Machine or whatever it's called, that Gloria

1028
01:01:18,920 --> 01:01:21,760
Speaker 1: Stephon exists in those pixels. I would play that video game,

1029
01:01:21,800 --> 01:01:24,240
Speaker 1: all right, a wreck at Ralph situation, if you will

1030
01:01:24,080 --> 01:01:26,720
Speaker 1: wreck at Gloria. What are we doing now? So here

1031
01:01:26,760 --> 01:01:28,240
Speaker 1: is the way this works. Thank you to one and

1032
01:01:28,280 --> 01:01:30,840
Speaker 1: all for witnessing this monstrosity of a show that I'll

1033
01:01:30,880 --> 01:01:35,280
Speaker 1: just perform for you live. Thank you Chicago for being here.

1034
01:01:35,480 --> 01:01:39,760
Speaker 1: We appreciate it. We will very quickly go into an

1035
01:01:39,800 --> 01:01:43,680
Speaker 1: audience participation segment of this show. We've got a microphone

1036
01:01:43,680 --> 01:01:46,880
Speaker 1: over there. But before we get to that point, before

1037
01:01:46,880 --> 01:01:50,479
Speaker 1: we invite people up here to ask questions, the most

1038
01:01:50,480 --> 01:01:53,680
Speaker 1: embarrassing portion of the show. Always end forever for those

1039
01:01:53,720 --> 01:01:58,200
Speaker 1: of us on stage. Put it together. For Chicago, over

1040
01:01:58,320 --> 01:02:11,320
Speaker 1: New York, over La Atlanta, let's hear it, for that

1041
01:02:11,360 --> 01:02:13,760
Speaker 1: guy over there, my good friend Dan Rubinstein, for myself,

1042
01:02:13,800 --> 01:02:16,240
Speaker 1: Tie Hilda Brand, Thank you one and all for being Germany,

1043
01:02:16,320 --> 01:02:20,240
Speaker 1: Tennessee Fins Draft twenty twenty two. Stay solid, se