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Speaker 1: Time now for as the CLO Chief Love Office of

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Speaker 1: the KLOH as a nephew calls him, Steve Harvey is

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Speaker 1: in the building. Here we go. This one is from

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Speaker 1: Honey in Queen's Honeywrights. Two years ago. I had a

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Speaker 1: hip replacement. I had hip replacement surgery, and I'm still

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Speaker 1: using it as an excuse to keep my husband away

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Speaker 1: from me at night. He eventually stopped pressing me for sex,

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Speaker 1: and now he doesn't come to bed till late at night.

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Speaker 1: Instead he sits out back and smokes cigars. Last night,

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Speaker 1: I looked for him and his car wasn't there. I

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Speaker 1: called him and he said he was watching the game

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Speaker 1: with his brother. I wanted to call his brother to

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Speaker 1: verify his story, but the background was quiet. Should I

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Speaker 1: trust my husband or.

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Speaker 2: Did he lie? Booh no, no, he probably didn't lie.

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Speaker 3: Let's talk about this four minutes, see because just sarelate

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Speaker 3: about your huss Let's be real.

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Speaker 2: Is you faking this hip? Is she with this? Take

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Speaker 2: hip injury? Now?

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Speaker 3: You ain't got your hip replace So I know you're old.

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Speaker 3: So now you don't got your hip replaced? Because that

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Speaker 3: ain't a twenty year old problem. You got your hip

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Speaker 3: replace because your ass mess around failed somewhere. You didn't

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Speaker 3: have your little panic alert, but.

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Speaker 2: The help im falling.

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Speaker 3: I can't get up, so you laid there and now

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Speaker 3: you got to get the whole damn hip replaced. Now

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Speaker 3: you don't want your husband touching you at night, and

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Speaker 3: so you done kept the lie going.

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Speaker 2: You lie.

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Speaker 3: Let's not turn this into is your husband lying? You've

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Speaker 3: been lying to your husband about your hip injury. This

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Speaker 3: is your lie. So now your husband been sitting in

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Speaker 3: the backyard smoked cigar. Now you go out there one

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Speaker 3: night in the kind there, how long it's been since

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Speaker 3: you had sex with your hug? And what you want

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Speaker 3: him to do because he knows your hip. Don't take

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Speaker 3: that damn long because he was at doctor's office with

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Speaker 3: you stupid, and he don't want your help anyway.

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Speaker 2: So now, of.

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Speaker 3: Course with everything else, because as we were, I'll stay

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Speaker 3: on the front side. We ain't even got to go

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Speaker 3: over there with a hippat because what I want is

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Speaker 3: not your hip.

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Speaker 2: Now what's up? So is he at your brother's house? Probably?

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Speaker 3: Should you call Hell now because you started this lie?

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Speaker 3: So this lie on you, not Hell.

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Speaker 1: Honeys moving on to in Saint Louis and says, I

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Speaker 1: took my girlfriend to Vegas for her birthday and scheduled

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Speaker 1: her a spa day. I gambled, then went to the

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Speaker 1: pool to relax and have a drink. I was being

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Speaker 1: sociable with two pauties and they said they had edibles

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Speaker 1: in their room, so we went up there. I stayed

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Speaker 1: in there for four hours straight, and the three of

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Speaker 1: us pleasured each other. I felt so bad about how

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Speaker 1: I did my girlfriend on her birthday trip. I planned

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Speaker 1: to marry this woman, but my conscience is eating me up.

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Speaker 1: I know that I can't confess what I did, So

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Speaker 1: how do I get past this?

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Speaker 2: So let me?

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Speaker 3: She saithing, dog. If you know you can't confess what

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Speaker 3: you did, what is you writing us for? No, you

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Speaker 3: can't run the risk of one of her friends singing

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Speaker 3: this and talking about wait, man, didn't Dmitrius taken out

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Speaker 3: of your birthday?

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Speaker 2: And when an't he missing? And all this? And then

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Speaker 2: you come to couldn't find him? Girl?

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Speaker 3: He was upstairs eating edibles in the room with two

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Speaker 3: girls and they was pleasuring each other.

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Speaker 2: Hold up, dog, dog, listen to me. We all make.

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Speaker 3: Mistakes, everybody. Don't you walk your ass in there and

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Speaker 3: have no moment where you got to get this off

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Speaker 3: your chest.

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Speaker 2: This is you've heard the statement cad.

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Speaker 3: To your grave. This is a take it to your

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Speaker 3: grave moment. I thank you stupid for writing this damn

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Speaker 3: letter myself personally. Now this is you a young ass

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Speaker 3: dude because you done?

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Speaker 2: Did he say how all?

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Speaker 3: He was?

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Speaker 1: No?

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Speaker 2: But he did say he ian in Saint Louis. How

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Speaker 2: many inns there he put his name into them? And

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Speaker 2: why is this bothering him? That's what I need to know.

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Speaker 3: He wasn't bothering you when you was eating the brownies

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Speaker 3: and all the gum drops and all this hell.

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Speaker 2: Wasn't nothing bothering you.

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Speaker 3: Wasn't nothing bothering you when there was up there pleasuring

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Speaker 3: each other. Dog, what happens in Vegas that stays in Vegas?

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Speaker 2: They created that.

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Speaker 3: He knows Vegas six times a year. Do you know

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Speaker 3: the things I've done in Vegas? I can't repeat say

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Speaker 3: for you?

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Speaker 2: Man, No wonder the igland ass moment. You're trying to

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Speaker 2: pass it, You passed it.

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Speaker 1: Vegas ain't for amateur city it alrighty.

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Speaker 2: Thet's say what you need to do. You can't take

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Speaker 2: your hands back out there.

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Speaker 3: I used to go out to Vegas expecting that you

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Speaker 3: went out there and it just happened.

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Speaker 2: I went out there for it. She got different dudes right.

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Speaker 3: Now, No, I know what to see is out here?

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Speaker 3: Unbelievable stuff can happen to you in Vegas. Sitting up

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Speaker 3: in here. Man, now, you finn to.

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Speaker 2: Have something, how do you get past it? You it's

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Speaker 2: in your past.

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Speaker 1: They don't call it sin city for nothing, that's for sure.

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Speaker 3: I don't think he understands how many of us have

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Speaker 3: a bag we can to our grave that's full of stuff.

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Speaker 2: You know how big much load I got to me?

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Speaker 3: I got a slave behind, I got a load.

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Speaker 2: That note.

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Speaker 3: I'm telling you right now, look, man, my bag. You

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Speaker 3: don't even understand.

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Speaker 2: It's stable, it's so.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, it's stitch is clowned, it's gorilla glued. You sitting

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Speaker 3: this bag, my bag domb moved and let me saying,

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Speaker 3: let me give you some advice. Don't take your ass

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Speaker 3: back there by the bag.

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Speaker 2: No, no, don't ask no question. Yeah, all right, all right.

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Speaker 1: Gigi and Virginia Beach says, I'm dating a new guy

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Speaker 1: and we met at a football game. He had on

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Speaker 1: a baseball cap so I couldn't see his hair, but

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Speaker 1: I did see his big smile in grayish blue eyes.

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Speaker 1: On our first date, I got to see his hair

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Speaker 1: for the first time. It was shiny, wet and jet black.

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Speaker 1: His baby hair was pulled out and it looked like

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Speaker 1: a Jerry curl. I asked him what he'd done to

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Speaker 1: get his hair like that, and he said, it's natural.

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Speaker 1: It's only that's the only flaw he.

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Speaker 2: Had so far.

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Speaker 1: So how can I encourage him to fix it? Fixed?

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Speaker 3: What?

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Speaker 2: I don't know?

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Speaker 3: First of all three of us on this show don't

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Speaker 3: have half fall. The three comedians don't have half. The

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Speaker 3: fourth comedian is closing in on us his way over here.

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Speaker 2: It could be any months.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, we're just waiting on him like he on zoom

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Speaker 3: right now and he's all forehead.

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Speaker 2: His hairline is back then where his head set is at. Wow,

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Speaker 2: we can't wait till he gets here. We'll wait here

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Speaker 2: in the fight station. We already know that's how it

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Speaker 2: starts twenty twenty two.

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Speaker 3: Up, I'm just look, he got a lot look at

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Speaker 3: his forehead. I'm just telling you.

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Speaker 2: How the camera Okay.

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Speaker 3: You back up, I'll back up, letter show you something

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Speaker 3: straight forward. And any angle we can't see the front

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Speaker 3: of your hairline.

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Speaker 2: It's happening.

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