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Speaker 1: doesn't wear. You can't hear it. Beautiful thing, thank you?
Speaker 1: I am not Yeah, you just have this voice about training.
Speaker 1: Rob my god, America, here's a birthday present for you. Wow.
Speaker 1: What a week and Bachelor Nation. This is art and
Speaker 1: marine me to you. High in Hollywood. High in Hollywood.
Speaker 1: There's cops everywhere. There was a creeper in the elevator
Speaker 1: with me. I am so excited to have two gentlemen.
Speaker 1: It's a sausage festival today. Um, we have a newbie today,
Speaker 1: we have a newbie. I'm gonna start with I'm going
Speaker 1: to start with our our what is it, old timer?
Speaker 1: How do you phrase it? Veteran? Veteran veteran you know, Um,
Speaker 1: he's also my partner in crime and dolling out life advice.
Speaker 1: We got some feedback. People liked our life advice. Really,
Speaker 1: I felt we not that well. Just it was a
Speaker 1: tough situation. Thought. This is a man who's won an
Speaker 1: Emmy for Inside Amy Schumer. This is a man who
Speaker 1: makes amazing Instagram video. Thank you. This is a man
Speaker 1: who loves trashy reality television who's a favorite of mine.
Speaker 1: Mr Kyle Don Again, thank you you Kyle. We missed
Speaker 1: you this time. I'm doing much better. Last week. I
Speaker 1: was in a bad space. Well you can't let your
Speaker 1: blood sugar get low, no, And I was also I
Speaker 1: was peak stress when we recorded. But now I'm fine.
Speaker 1: Well you're Matt, you were, you're feeling for her. I
Speaker 1: was mad at everything. I was my car, everything we
Speaker 1: have in your car, you know it. Just I couldn't
Speaker 1: get a space. It's a whole boring story, but now
Speaker 1: the the overall takeaway is a much better back to Kyle. Yeah,
Speaker 1: like myself, we want to welcome to the podcast. Now.
Speaker 1: This is no exaggeration. I consider this person. I feel, um,
Speaker 1: I feel protective of this person. I actually captured this
Speaker 1: young man from the desert. This is I did stand
Speaker 1: up about two years ago in Scott's Dale and this
Speaker 1: gentleman opened for me and he had just, I believe,
Speaker 1: just turned twenty one at the time. He was he
Speaker 1: was finally old enough to do stand up and in
Speaker 1: the bars. And you've been doing it at the improv
Speaker 1: and they made you stand outside before your sets and
Speaker 1: then go in and do him because you weren't legal outside.
Speaker 1: So he's doing this. It felt cool. Honestly, I'm really
Speaker 1: out here. This kid was so funny who opened for me?
Speaker 1: He was so fucking good, and he was like and
Speaker 1: I was like, this twenty one year old and he
Speaker 1: looks like fourteen, Like he looks like extra no, but
Speaker 1: he's very handsome, dreaming like movies, like movie star dreaming
Speaker 1: for but like you look, so here's this kid opening
Speaker 1: for me. And he was so good and and normally
Speaker 1: I wouldn't disrupt somebody's life because look, it's a tough town.
Speaker 1: Most people don't make it. But I was like, this
Speaker 1: kid's got it and he shouldn't wait ten years to
Speaker 1: then come try. And I so basically I stole him
Speaker 1: and brought him to l A and he just did Conan.
Speaker 1: He's killing it. He's gonna be a huge superstar. Mike
Speaker 1: alon Fellow that is now. No, he did go on
Speaker 1: and I went to the taping and he he made
Speaker 1: Conan laugh, he made Martin short laugh, short laugh. Ignored
Speaker 1: Sean penn on actual it in, but I definitely ignored him.
Speaker 1: I saw him come up in compliment. Yeah, he was like, hey,
Speaker 1: good set. I didn't hear it. It was after the set.
Speaker 1: I was like talking to other people, how many times
Speaker 1: have you gone over in your head? Like thanks Sean
Speaker 1: penn Like, have you beat yourself up about that? No? Great?
Speaker 1: He had a very unapproachable demeanor from because the green room. Yeah,
Speaker 1: so I wasn't too bummed. It would have been nice
Speaker 1: to at least I feel rude definitely. Now, Michael, do
Speaker 1: you still live with You've been living with it eighty
Speaker 1: what year old woman? I live with Carol, she's eighty three.
Speaker 1: I used to I just moved out a week ago.
Speaker 1: I would like to buy this sitcom? What it is is?
Speaker 1: Young kid comes to town? Yeah, old lady? What's her name? Carol?
Speaker 1: Watched Judge Judy together every day and Eagle Rock Glendale.
Speaker 1: Why did you move out? You loved living with Carol?
Speaker 1: I did, but you know you have to live a
Speaker 1: real life eventually, and I think you're getting laid. I
Speaker 1: have a girlfriend. Here we go. That's what happened the
Speaker 1: opening theme song, Yeah I came to HOLLYO my dream,
Speaker 1: but all they named Carol Cool. We watch the yeah
Speaker 1: um we also have with us of course our favorite
Speaker 1: ladies Katie Living and Anna hasne Um. How are you
Speaker 1: guys doing this week? Okay, I'm really good. I have
Speaker 1: a foster dog, oh my god, named Bunny. She's from
Speaker 1: the North Central l a shelter. She's very shy and
Speaker 1: did bring her today because I didn't want to overwhelm her.
Speaker 1: We went to a park earlier where she just stood
Speaker 1: in the grass the whole time. When it' sit down
Speaker 1: with and how does she get along with Scout? She
Speaker 1: loves Scout, But she's just like this dog saw some ship.
Speaker 1: She's got like PTSD, like she's the best. It's gonna
Speaker 1: be hard to get rid of her. Well, I'm gonna
Speaker 1: hopefully adopt her out to like I want someone like
Speaker 1: really good to adopt her. She's still coming out of
Speaker 1: her shell. Okay, I will find this. Oh she's a
Speaker 1: thirty five pound Jindo mix, so she's like a pretty
Speaker 1: little dog, and she's really cute. If you follow me
Speaker 1: on Instagram, Katie underscore money. I've been posting photos of her.
Speaker 1: We'll put it on our website where she's great. These
Speaker 1: shelters are over crowded because animals get frightened of the fireworks.
Speaker 1: Is breeding season, they run away, and the shelters are
Speaker 1: and so healthy. Dogs and cats are getting put right now.
Speaker 1: All adoptions are free, and you can also foster if
Speaker 1: you want. All of the l A City shelters are
Speaker 1: anywhere where you are. Pretty much all right. I think
Speaker 1: I got the theme song for them. I don't think
Speaker 1: someone Katie and Anna, they're new in town, yes, and
Speaker 1: Anna not so much. I met a really cute dog,
Speaker 1: Admiral Biscuit. He's one and a half years old. He's
Speaker 1: a cattle dog mix. He's forty five pounds. He's great trained,
Speaker 1: he's he's smart. He's a C A, k C and
Speaker 1: c g C certified Therapy Dog ready. He's a rescue
Speaker 1: that this lady found. He lived outside in a dog
Speaker 1: run since she was eight weeks old. He's so sweet.
Speaker 1: We're gonna put it, but he's looking for a permanent
Speaker 1: We'll put him on our Facebook page if you guys
Speaker 1: are interested in adopting with funny to Admiral Biscuit and
Speaker 1: Admiral Biscuit. He's KGB ready, he's ready for the k
Speaker 1: g B. Also, before we get going Nashville, we're doing
Speaker 1: our live show me Rob Benedict and uh and I
Speaker 1: just I just emailed Jordan's I'm trying to get Jordan
Speaker 1: to come the Villain model. Um, so that would be
Speaker 1: a zenies Nashville, Sunday, August five, two pm. Tickets or
Speaker 1: twenty bucks. Come and here we go. Now, Michael, this
Speaker 1: is your first season watching The Bachelor? Yeah, it's my No,
Speaker 1: last season was my first season watching The Bachelor. Specifically,
Speaker 1: come on this podcast. Did you watch for this podcast?
Speaker 1: I know, um, half and half I watched with my girlfriend,
Speaker 1: got really into it and it's a great Monday night things.
Speaker 1: Come over and watch it. Take the stress off of
Speaker 1: the rest of the week. And then also, yeah, I
Speaker 1: want to do this podcast and just you wait, I
Speaker 1: think Kyle and I can be very honest and like
Speaker 1: you know that the best is yet to come because
Speaker 1: you're getting to know all these people just so you
Speaker 1: can get to paradise, which is the greatest show on
Speaker 1: Teller is the best. The Winter Games. Paradise is the
Speaker 1: dessert Paradise is the best one. It's so fine. A
Speaker 1: from the last season went to my high school. He did,
Speaker 1: what do you know about I don't know anything, douche.
Speaker 1: He fits the bill pretty well for Scottsdale. He is like,
Speaker 1: he's got to be fifteen years older than he's like
Speaker 1: thirty five, right, he's at least thirty five. Well that's
Speaker 1: only ten years older, but he's older. I didn't know him,
Speaker 1: yea brother, that's if he was still hanging out when
Speaker 1: you were there, that would have an extra creeper that
Speaker 1: would have been a years old. But he's still in
Speaker 1: high school. Sorry forget you. I'm a piece of ship
Speaker 1: and everybody knows it. All right, Here we go, Have you, guys,
Speaker 1: if I hear this phrase one more time, Virginia is
Speaker 1: for lovers? I mean that even come from I mean,
Speaker 1: why is Virginia for love? Why is Virginia from anybody?
Speaker 1: I didn't know either, And I'm doing an intervention. Put
Speaker 1: down your phone, pick up the mic and join us.
Speaker 1: Get your smile back. Looking at Katie's puppy. Have you
Speaker 1: guys been to Virginia Is it for lovers? Have you
Speaker 1: been to Virginia? Sana? Is it for lovers? The trees
Speaker 1: change in such a way I thought I needed some rebranding.
Speaker 1: I feel like Hawaii's for lover the coast with the trees.
Speaker 1: It's so close to DC Virginia. I don't know anybody
Speaker 1: that would go on a honeymoon and be like, we're
Speaker 1: going great to Virginia. Who had, Like some comic doesn't
Speaker 1: something like classic comic have a bit about the states
Speaker 1: and how they don't make sense because like New Hampshire
Speaker 1: is like live, free or die, and then the other
Speaker 1: one it's just like cheese state. Yeah, and you know
Speaker 1: where they come up with the ship. I have to
Speaker 1: say growing up in New England when you actually get
Speaker 1: to New Hampshire, because it looks a lot like Vermont,
Speaker 1: but the second you cross over, you're like, oh, they
Speaker 1: are the live for your diet, like they got nothing
Speaker 1: to lose or off their grid. There's gun racks and
Speaker 1: they'll key your car. Like you don't funk with New Hampshire.
Speaker 1: Would you agree with that? Absolutely a little, although I
Speaker 1: do like Hampton Beach was Hampton Beach. It's a beach
Speaker 1: on the coast of Hampshire. There every summer when I
Speaker 1: was a kid. Is it near lake when hockey? All right?
Speaker 1: All right, so then we've got Virginia's couldn't be farther
Speaker 1: from like like Washington, Washington State. No, No, there's a lake,
Speaker 1: there's a like a speed, there's like I will bet
Speaker 1: my life I want that. I have no idea where
Speaker 1: it is. Sorry, okay, that's like New England fights. You
Speaker 1: guys have problem with me? You think a better than me.
Speaker 1: I met you at my squamer cant We'll fight out
Speaker 1: of the beach. I'll meet you at a rocky point,
Speaker 1: sticky point. It's so exciting, rocky point where we can
Speaker 1: call im a live rocky point. You're all a bit
Speaker 1: Did you share us some rocky boy? Do you remember that?
Speaker 1: How about this? We had the biggest little state in
Speaker 1: the Union, Rhode Island, Rhode Island, we had the biggest
Speaker 1: little state in the Union. Come in see. I had
Speaker 1: a shirt with a seagull on it that said that
Speaker 1: you have like that, Michael, No, we're state songs a thing.
Speaker 1: I think when Rhode Island was desperate and nobody wanted
Speaker 1: to go to Rhode Island, Connecticut. You con husky, I
Speaker 1: find I have a Connecticut victory. Let's go. Yeah, not Ragon?
Speaker 1: Would you study? I studied acting waste of time? Who
Speaker 1: was your nemesis? Who was your nemesis? Guys? I think
Speaker 1: I saw a homeless person mctagger, and then spend was
Speaker 1: I got to stab me with the mcagger? What is it? Mctag?
Speaker 1: What was it? Fletcher? Mctagger? Okay, So then she's like
Speaker 1: Virginia is for lovers. It's fresh clean, here is the
Speaker 1: opposite of Las Vegas, the old and the new. And
Speaker 1: she stays at the Quirk Hotel, which the name of
Speaker 1: the Quirk Hotel made me mad? Why to make you mad?
Speaker 1: It just like they're like, Okay, we're branding. We're trying
Speaker 1: to make it's a boutique hotel. We're quirky, but we're
Speaker 1: cool where modern is doing. Like, okay, how about this quirk?
Speaker 1: I just pictures. I'm coming up with it. But work.
Speaker 1: It means you have to walk down a flight of
Speaker 1: stairs to your room. It's basically like a Marriott with
Speaker 1: like a pink throw pillot. It's always like we have
Speaker 1: very small rooms. We've got to go with quirk. We've
Speaker 1: got to go with new age modern hip? How close
Speaker 1: your bed is the toilet? Who are you rooting for? Michael?
Speaker 1: Who's your Who's your? Who do you want to win? Um?
Speaker 1: I was a big I was a big Chris fan are.
Speaker 1: I thought he was really real, you know? And I
Speaker 1: thought he got ganged up on and Lincoln is the
Speaker 1: worst and he's picking on Chris. So sad to see
Speaker 1: Chris go, honestly, because I think all the other guys
Speaker 1: are pretty normal and cool. Yeah right now. And they
Speaker 1: were the US too. They have the last two stars.
Speaker 1: Jordan left and he was the big star. He was
Speaker 1: the best one ever. Do you know the best? My
Speaker 1: favorite thing to tell people on Earth? Do you know
Speaker 1: the secret about Lincoln? Don't? Oh? Wait? Well, I mean
Speaker 1: I know he's the worst? Had this? Okay wait, wait
Speaker 1: here we go? We have not had We have not
Speaker 1: a single podcast this year where I haven't anna. Are
Speaker 1: you numb to me? Telling the gift of me? Telling people?
Speaker 1: The last detail that we learned recently has put me
Speaker 1: over there. I'm gonna read it. Okay, Gardy ready, Gary,
Speaker 1: don't don't wait, Chris, Chris wait, wait, okay wait. I
Speaker 1: don't know why I'm calling you Christ. Okay, we got
Speaker 1: ready very ready, ready ready, ready, ready, here we go
Speaker 1: Lincoln apparently, so he was on as you know, the
Speaker 1: Live like are you ready to meet some of your
Speaker 1: bachelor's like the live finale for her, which he was announced.
Speaker 1: So then he came out. So then because of that,
Speaker 1: people can be like, say you were one of them.
Speaker 1: They could be like, oh, I know Michael Longfellow, like
Speaker 1: and they can like tweet their friends like here's the
Speaker 1: fact of I know that guy. So apparently when he
Speaker 1: was one of the first guys that came out, the
Speaker 1: word got out that was like I know that guy.
Speaker 1: I worked with him at Oracle, which is sort of
Speaker 1: like a Microsoft type thing, like it's like it's a
Speaker 1: it's a database thing they store information. And he's the
Speaker 1: guy that in the public restrooms would not use the
Speaker 1: toilet but would make a nest of toilet paper shot
Speaker 1: on the nest and then take your nest shitter and
Speaker 1: then he would put it and then he would flush it.
Speaker 1: He would just flush it. He wouldn't sit on those toilets,
Speaker 1: put the nest. So he put the ship, he did
Speaker 1: the little Yeah, he made a nest on the ground. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and then he toilet up and he flushed it. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I've never liked him more. Okay yet ready, okay, Well
Speaker 1: you know he's also a registered sex offender. Right, Oh
Speaker 1: well that's yeah. But the shifting things, no, no, no,
Speaker 1: mean I have to find this. Wait, we even I
Speaker 1: have to find this. So then there's another thing that happened,
Speaker 1: which was an email got sent to us. Why can't
Speaker 1: I find it? Shoot? I forwarded it. Hold on, Anna,
Speaker 1: you guys talked amongst your will you send it? We
Speaker 1: texted to me. Oh my god. That lady Katie McDonald
Speaker 1: who came to our live show in Austin is her
Speaker 1: divorces final lines and she's submitting an application to the Bachelor.
Speaker 1: I hope she gets long. Congratulations. I even sign you
Speaker 1: up if you were single, just to get I definitely
Speaker 1: do it. Would your girlfriend let you do it? Probably?
Speaker 1: Can we sign you up? Um? You think it's stable? Yes,
Speaker 1: I think I'm too much of a public figure. No,
Speaker 1: I think you're doing the eye. All right, Yeah, let's
Speaker 1: do it. We do it. Send a tape. How do
Speaker 1: we get to start it? Um? You know what, I
Speaker 1: have to wait till the next round, So you have
Speaker 1: to make it through because it wouldn't be till next fall,
Speaker 1: so we'll do it during paradise. We're I shouldn't do
Speaker 1: some stuff for like when I get on it comes
Speaker 1: out that I like Bill the nest, and then you
Speaker 1: should start shooting in a nest. You should start shooting
Speaker 1: in a nest. All right, get ready? This is a
Speaker 1: present for Katie Nest Shitter. Hi, y'all love the podcast
Speaker 1: I listened to every week and quote it to my
Speaker 1: non bachelor friends and boyfriend who think I'm certifiably insane
Speaker 1: for my love with the franchise. Recently, I was chattling. Recently,
Speaker 1: I was chatting with said non Bachelor watching friends, and
Speaker 1: one of them told me that his sister's friend worked
Speaker 1: in d C with Lincoln Hold please okay um um,
Speaker 1: and that he didn't just fashion nests in the public
Speaker 1: restrooms to ship. He shipped in his cubicle. Yes, his cube.
Speaker 1: He has a cube shitter allegedly. How exciting is that?
Speaker 1: That's not real? There's no way that's that happens once
Speaker 1: and then you're out of its. Cubicle means there's someone
Speaker 1: next to you. That's what a cubicle is, someone's And
Speaker 1: if someone saw that means someone saw you. Oh my god,
Speaker 1: poop with out water whole another thing, it's ten times
Speaker 1: work that didn't happen, locked out of the house or something.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, that's a really good idea. Can you
Speaker 1: guys email us your phone number and we can call
Speaker 1: you next week because we're not believing. We need we need.
Speaker 1: I believe you, but I'm the only one I need
Speaker 1: to know you think, and I believe. I believe that
Speaker 1: he is. That someone shifts in the office and the
Speaker 1: open air. They no longer get arrested. You no longer
Speaker 1: work there. You're absolutely right. You're like the new guy.
Speaker 1: You're like, what is he? And it's like it's just Lincoln.
Speaker 1: If I wrote us that email, please send us more
Speaker 1: details if you can figure them out, names, numbers, content.
Speaker 1: We want to talk to your friend that worked there.
Speaker 1: We want to We would like to phone them. I
Speaker 1: want evidence about the story. It was like after hours,
Speaker 1: the bathrooms are locked. He likes ship in his cubicle once.
Speaker 1: Where were his place? Have you ever have you ever
Speaker 1: gone number two anywhere? Odd? Accidentally? Not that I can
Speaker 1: think of, No, the backyard. Yeah, I just hosted it
Speaker 1: myself a minute ago. You shut in the backyard. I us.
Speaker 1: You get locked out a lot. My mom would forget
Speaker 1: to keep the door lock and walk home from school
Speaker 1: and I'd be out there for hours and more than
Speaker 1: a few times. But while she was married, the Big
Speaker 1: John era this that's probably seven years old school across
Speaker 1: the street. I went to play with her one day
Speaker 1: and she had those like kid pants that like stretch,
Speaker 1: and she goes, oh no, no, she stands up, she
Speaker 1: starts to walk her house. Then she comes back and
Speaker 1: I'm like, what's going on? And she's like, oh no, no,
Speaker 1: it goes back house. I suddenly see like pushing out
Speaker 1: from her rear, this solid straight out like a poop
Speaker 1: coming straight out. I was a kid, but in my
Speaker 1: memory like a pipe. It came out like six inches
Speaker 1: solid right out. Were pushed her pants out, so they
Speaker 1: made this huge like ten The mom came running out,
Speaker 1: and the mom like chopped it down and then said
Speaker 1: that I should yeah, and then said that I should
Speaker 1: go home. And I was in a sandbox. I got
Speaker 1: up and I wasn't across the street by myself, but
Speaker 1: I did because I called pooped her pants. She had
Speaker 1: like a rock solid pipe. Yeah, you would think the
Speaker 1: pants would have pushed the ship into like a mush.
Speaker 1: But she must had a lot of five or something
Speaker 1: because that poop against then the pants had to relinquish
Speaker 1: and they went straight out six inches just because she
Speaker 1: was horrified if your kid had karate chopped it. So
Speaker 1: you've seen a karate chap of poop and kate. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it was a leg kick. It was a sweet kick.
Speaker 1: The penis. Somebody at Kyle's high school made a giant ice.
Speaker 1: We made a peniscle, like a six foot penis out
Speaker 1: of that. We poured water on it, so overnight it
Speaker 1: became a peniscle. And then his vice principle, she was
Speaker 1: like a brown belt in karate and she was trying
Speaker 1: to like cut it down like she like leg sweep it.
Speaker 1: She was like trying to like sweep it. Did you
Speaker 1: have any pranks at your high school. That's a good one.
Speaker 1: That's a great one. She could actually like like shadow
Speaker 1: her shadow her shitt and bone like like no, I
Speaker 1: just explained to the doctor. And their building was shaped around.
Speaker 1: It was like a courtyard, so it's like the high
Speaker 1: school was built around the windows all around watching watching
Speaker 1: her like karate kick like sweep the ice. Dick and
Speaker 1: the courtyard best effort, and she got a bat when
Speaker 1: she couldn't not get down. She got a bat that
Speaker 1: took it down. She couldn't kick it down, like she
Speaker 1: was like slipping all over the place, and we were
Speaker 1: just like, I can't breathe. And then she goes like
Speaker 1: running inside. She was very madny to hurt all. And
Speaker 1: then like a couple of minutes go by and then
Speaker 1: she comes storming out with a bat and then she
Speaker 1: aluminum bat and she just took it down. God, that's crazy. Wow. Um.
Speaker 1: I also this is I'm just gonna bring I'm gonna
Speaker 1: bring my therapy thing here. So we had this weird
Speaker 1: guy in the lobby just now and the guy I
Speaker 1: just killed time till he went into the elevator without me,
Speaker 1: and then the security guard yelled at me. It's like,
Speaker 1: did he really think in front of that guy? I
Speaker 1: was like, um, sir, I don't know. I was already
Speaker 1: scared of him. I don't know him. He's not with me.
Speaker 1: Scur guard's job be like are you guys together? If
Speaker 1: he's suspicious, Yeah, he's really thinking in front of that
Speaker 1: That is my I'm just trying to nervously kill times
Speaker 1: so I don't have to get an the elevator with him.
Speaker 1: Does he really think it's my like in front of
Speaker 1: this gigantic dude that I'm gonna be like, Um, he
Speaker 1: didn't come in with me. You're not wrong, he's wrong.
Speaker 1: He's wrong. That's weird because we've been having some security
Speaker 1: issues in this building. Well, you need a better security.
Speaker 1: Well they send a memo that was like, what's your back?
Speaker 1: Trust no one, anything could happen. I'll be honest with you.
Speaker 1: That guy that I saw, I felt like that was
Speaker 1: the day they decided to let us all know, like
Speaker 1: there's still people being able to walk right thanks to me.
Speaker 1: Like I opened the door and goes basically, I go
Speaker 1: after you because I didn't want him walking behind me.
Speaker 1: I didn't want I just knew enough to keep him
Speaker 1: in front of me. I didn't want to walk in
Speaker 1: front of him. I didn't want to go into the
Speaker 1: elevator before him. What was his training? Like, Okay, have
Speaker 1: you see something? Shady let him in and then ask,
Speaker 1: like an innocent person, why they didn't sad lady, why
Speaker 1: didn't you say something? Yeah, you think it's you think
Speaker 1: I'm going to start with that giant man right there.
Speaker 1: He's not thinking I don't like I don't like his
Speaker 1: security um tactics. I will absolutely there were some cops
Speaker 1: on the floor. What's happening. Al's gone crazy? Michael, Yeah,
Speaker 1: fix it, Michael, fix it. Okay, I'll get right down
Speaker 1: there right now. You said he's pretty big. Yeah, easy
Speaker 1: to find. I gotta go get a karate chop either.
Speaker 1: Coming out of this after like I'm gonna poke his
Speaker 1: eyes focuses up here, sweet kick good idea, Dick. Never
Speaker 1: did I like that you live with with this old
Speaker 1: lady because I used to live in the same complex
Speaker 1: as this nineties seven year old lady. And you really learned. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and you learn a lot from old people. We kind
Speaker 1: of shun them in our society. Was the Saturdays. They
Speaker 1: revere them because they do have a lot to teach.
Speaker 1: This lady. Anytime I would complain, Ory, my friends would complain,
Speaker 1: she would always go, so what hurt? But after a while, Florence,
Speaker 1: after a while, you go, yeah, yeah, yeah, so what
Speaker 1: you know what I had? I was forced for a
Speaker 1: job once, it which was fun, but like I was
Speaker 1: bad at it. I had to learn how to play
Speaker 1: guitar and I had just like really cranky. I felt
Speaker 1: like he was like newly sober and hanging on by
Speaker 1: a thread. But but I liked him because he didn't
Speaker 1: give a fuck. And I would talk about something and
Speaker 1: he would just go he go n MP, and I'm like,
Speaker 1: what he goes not my problem, and I was like,
Speaker 1: that's amazing MP. So I live, so watch what. I
Speaker 1: live with an older lady in l A for a while,
Speaker 1: and it was fun. She was a librarian in Beverly
Speaker 1: Hills and she'd always come home and tell me all
Speaker 1: the library gossip was the hottest library gossip you heard. Um,
Speaker 1: it wasn't too many library lived with an old person
Speaker 1: down the hall's expensive baby. I feel like all people
Speaker 1: you go like what. You either go like light and
Speaker 1: an airy get older, or you get like stern and
Speaker 1: angry and piss like you really see the difference when
Speaker 1: we talk to old people, where they went in their life,
Speaker 1: what their focus was, that's where they were. I had
Speaker 1: lived at my landlady in New York was like a
Speaker 1: very angry went that way and I would come you know,
Speaker 1: I did stamp. I'd come home kind of late, and
Speaker 1: then one day she's at the top of the stairs
Speaker 1: and she goes, I myself am a night owl, but
Speaker 1: the ows you keep I love that. She was like, yeah,
Speaker 1: she was it. You don't get a curfew put on here.
Speaker 1: I think she's dead because she was a hundred and
Speaker 1: because she was an oh like you know people they're
Speaker 1: like when you get old, you kind of bend down
Speaker 1: towards the earth like she literally if you pushed her
Speaker 1: from the back, like she could have rolled. My lady
Speaker 1: would just tell me, like, who was rude? Famous person
Speaker 1: was route to their nanny is in the library? Who?
Speaker 1: Who I fornew who she said was rude? But ever
Speaker 1: she said Gwen Stefani was just a dull to her passage.
Speaker 1: I don't know, Yes I knew I liked Gwen Stefani.
Speaker 1: You can't have a nanny. You can't have a hot
Speaker 1: nanny that looks like you. You can't have a hot nanny.
Speaker 1: You gotta get a manny that's not a pervert. Okay,
Speaker 1: So here he goes. So we're at the Quirk Hotel
Speaker 1: and then she made me so embarrassed. She was winded
Speaker 1: having to go give me an l give me it all,
Speaker 1: give me a v Why don't they made her do
Speaker 1: it like one more time. Ellen is off to the side,
Speaker 1: one more time. Take five, give me an ol, give
Speaker 1: me a no. She really started this week. You could
Speaker 1: see she's really taking in the bad energy. Like she
Speaker 1: she got a very affected last week. She was very affected.
Speaker 1: This week she's she's newly been like you can see
Speaker 1: the damage from Ari. It's like this is so fresh.
Speaker 1: She is hanging on by a thread. She's a sweet,
Speaker 1: sort of fun lady who is not okay right now.
Speaker 1: It's time to be alone. She needs needs to be
Speaker 1: in therapy and it's not happening. Here we go. She's
Speaker 1: doing the opposite. She's with Chris Harrison, who we haven't
Speaker 1: seen in a long time, and she's had babies are
Speaker 1: on the mind. She's thinking baby, she has wedding magazine.
Speaker 1: She's been ripping pages from wedding magazines. Um. Then Leo
Speaker 1: goes just like Virgin, you have birth to the nation.
Speaker 1: I hope that Richmond births a relationship that last. We'll
Speaker 1: get to Leo in a second. But how much do
Speaker 1: we lovely out? I love I love I love Leo. Yeah.
Speaker 1: I've been waiting for him to do and he was
Speaker 1: actually so much you know, what he knows that people
Speaker 1: underestimate him, and he really I thought, delivered the goods. Okay,
Speaker 1: Leo with short hair, what would you guys think? Oh
Speaker 1: my god, a bone zone, full bone? Really you think? So?
Speaker 1: You don't think he's just a device of his hair. Oh,
Speaker 1: I don't like that hair. I don't like you. I
Speaker 1: find that if he cut his hair like like a
Speaker 1: Brazilian soccer player in the Seven Days, like give me like,
Speaker 1: give me like three or four inches, like a shaggy Leo,
Speaker 1: then he'd be That hair to me is like an
Speaker 1: eighties metal band. I cut my own hair a couple
Speaker 1: of days ago. You guys, tell, I couldn't tell you
Speaker 1: cut it yourself, but I can tell you got a
Speaker 1: hair cut. Not to jump in and bragg that I
Speaker 1: cut my hair myself did for you. I was really high,
Speaker 1: but I think it came out fine. It looks fine,
Speaker 1: all right. Anyway, back to leot hair. Yeah, I stopped
Speaker 1: putting products in the hair. Do you think so? Yeah?
Speaker 1: Is it darker? Did you diet darker? No? I just
Speaker 1: don't put anything in it now. Interesting. Yeah, I think
Speaker 1: I'm gonna get it thinned out. But I'm really excited
Speaker 1: about bangs this year, some sort of Banks I've never
Speaker 1: You're the first man. It makes me feel so good.
Speaker 1: I'd be the first man I've ever heard debate about Banks. Well,
Speaker 1: you know I'm into him. I get a blowout and
Speaker 1: just do a loose girl. You're gonna get like the
Speaker 1: beachy mind beachy. And then it's like grab this and
Speaker 1: then let it go. And so it's just like I
Speaker 1: get like orthodox, like like an orthodox girl on the road.
Speaker 1: Why not? Why not keep you guessing whatever? You know what?
Speaker 1: You look cute with Banks. Those guys don't have to
Speaker 1: think about Banks. But I appreciate your conundrum. Yeah, it's easier. Okay,
Speaker 1: So we have there the guys having to jump on
Speaker 1: the beds in Virginia. God, that would you would you
Speaker 1: jump on the beds if you were on the Bachelorette?
Speaker 1: Would you like at a hotel run and be like,
Speaker 1: oh my god, we're in Virginia. Mariot put it that way.
Speaker 1: Probably I'd probably be pretty psyched to be at the
Speaker 1: Cork in Richmond. So then Jason, um, oh, so then
Speaker 1: Chris is such a fucking knob. He's like, I want
Speaker 1: one on one? Okay, are two on one? I just
Speaker 1: want something. He was so roidy, and that's when Lincoln's like, well,
Speaker 1: he feels too. He's just he lost three hundred pounds.
Speaker 1: I mean, is that true? Three hundred pounds? He said
Speaker 1: he was a three hundred pound child or something. Yeah, child,
Speaker 1: you grew up and lost the baby fat. I'm assuming
Speaker 1: he was so. He was so psycho actually looked back
Speaker 1: at his journey. He's the one the first night who
Speaker 1: tattled to Becca about that other dude not being there
Speaker 1: for the right reasons. This guy has come out sucking.
Speaker 1: She's got to be. She's been forced to keep around.
Speaker 1: There's no way she's like this. He's cute. When he
Speaker 1: said his father rejected him recently, he is not going
Speaker 1: to be okay, yeah, the same thing. It's like your dad,
Speaker 1: you just reached out to him as an adult and
Speaker 1: he rejected. You go to therapy and he's, yeah, you did.
Speaker 1: When he wrote the letter to his dad and his
Speaker 1: dad didn't write that. When they did the Richard Marks date,
Speaker 1: that was him a good date, I guess. But after blood,
Speaker 1: after he like freaked out, like they had a good
Speaker 1: day after he like pussed out and wept in front
Speaker 1: of Richard Marks and was like, dad didn't right back.
Speaker 1: Everybody's got a bad dad. That's how you get into
Speaker 1: like Los Angeles, you know, and then you go and
Speaker 1: I love you dad. Did you ever hear this? Well,
Speaker 1: do you have a good dad? Yeah, he's pretty good.
Speaker 1: He's fine. Well that very he's better than Chris is
Speaker 1: old man. I'll tell you that. Oh my, Chris is
Speaker 1: old man is tough. I just feel like or he's
Speaker 1: Chris is horrible and that's pretty pretty Like I look
Speaker 1: like he's got some in them all. How about his
Speaker 1: man spreading. He's like he sat like he sat next
Speaker 1: he sat as if his like on the subway, like
Speaker 1: he had like his like his package was so large,
Speaker 1: and he he's just hot. He feels rudy. The code
Speaker 1: he was wearing when he got booted hilarious. The best
Speaker 1: camel like a Woolen camel blazer. But like he's like
Speaker 1: when he couldn't just have a conversation when when they
Speaker 1: were like, well you're probably not going to get him
Speaker 1: one on one or two on one. So he's like,
Speaker 1: how do you know what? I'm just saying what I want.
Speaker 1: It's what I want. I was like, oh my god,
Speaker 1: he just wanted to fight. He wanted to fight. He
Speaker 1: wanted to fight Ego the fight. Yeah, and he's not
Speaker 1: in control, and we forgive him. We sent him loves,
Speaker 1: we send him loving prayers. I realized he kind of
Speaker 1: looks like um Maximilian goof Goofy son. He looks like
Speaker 1: Goofy of Goofy movie who that is look at like
Speaker 1: Goofy like like the like the that's what he looks
Speaker 1: like to me. M hm, I need to see this photo.
Speaker 1: He okay, So then they go so he has body
Speaker 1: shaming me. I am proud of my body. I mean,
Speaker 1: any man always cool to say, always cool as a man,
Speaker 1: because they're clearly forced in these tiniest they had like
Speaker 1: they were not the Cork. They were at a different hotel.
Speaker 1: So they're there like Marriott and they have like the
Speaker 1: shitty sweet and they're forced to all, yeah, he does
Speaker 1: look like he doesn't he does look like Goofy. He
Speaker 1: does look like Goofy. They're all forced to sit around
Speaker 1: and wait for the I am proud of my body hold,
Speaker 1: I think he said too. He said, there's nothing to
Speaker 1: sneak my way out of Lincoln, so shut the funk up,
Speaker 1: he said, that it's like and if if you put
Speaker 1: your hands on me, I would destroy you, which will
Speaker 1: destroy literally was the size of his head. I was like,
Speaker 1: I really don't think Lincoln is a beast. He's got
Speaker 1: he's got nests to Bill has nothing to lose, apparently
Speaker 1: sing in his cubicle a doodle ship in your mouth. Sorry,
Speaker 1: you're right when he didn't. Really, here's a funny thing.
Speaker 1: I'm sure that Chris feels extra vindicated, but vindicated now
Speaker 1: that like he's correct that that like Lincoln actually is
Speaker 1: a total creeper and stuff out and yet and yeah,
Speaker 1: so it actually fuels his crazy. I feel like any
Speaker 1: careful if someone who will argue about that the earth
Speaker 1: is flat to your face on TV is a wild card. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I can't trust that person. Yeah, I mean trust or
Speaker 1: there in their cubicle next year. You can't dress that
Speaker 1: enough evidence. Oh my god, don't go in the circle friction.
Speaker 1: I look out the flying window. It's flat out there.
Speaker 1: When you're fred, that's good. That's better than our Australia.
Speaker 1: By the way, Sammy and Terror broke off, I'm so
Speaker 1: upset about we had to get Brian on to talk
Speaker 1: about it. Well, we'll do that on our Patriot. It's
Speaker 1: too upsetting. Okay, so then we have they take this.
Speaker 1: So then Jason gets a one on one. How much
Speaker 1: do we love Jason? Now he's gonna be the atom
Speaker 1: of paradise. He's gonna be the atom of Maybe he'll
Speaker 1: be the bachelor. I think I think she's going to
Speaker 1: choose him too. I felt that too. Yeah, you really
Speaker 1: know the way that she talked about him, I like
Speaker 1: was watching like her Mandy, and I was like, she
Speaker 1: hasn't like spoken about a guy this way before, like
Speaker 1: any other guy. Garrett Garrett, No, not, I think more
Speaker 1: than Garrett. Garrett is really proving himself. Look, he looks
Speaker 1: so reasonable and it's like upsetting me. No, Garrett, actually
Speaker 1: the racist actually seems sweet. But he actually seems more
Speaker 1: like actually, like I know, I was joking saying he
Speaker 1: seems like a smart person who got hit by a trail,
Speaker 1: Like I think he's actually like a real dumb dumb
Speaker 1: like I think he was being reasonable, but he's very sweet.
Speaker 1: He's actually been really sweet. He had he's my favorite race,
Speaker 1: and he's he didn't matter. If we didn't know that
Speaker 1: about him, I'd be like, oh, I kind of like,
Speaker 1: get this racist, I know, but like, yeah, Jason, like
Speaker 1: I could see him winning. I think Jason, he reminds
Speaker 1: me of like East Coast. He reminds her like old school,
Speaker 1: like my cousin Vinny. Yes, so Staten Island like hair.
Speaker 1: And I love that she brought his friend. Oh my god,
Speaker 1: that was so cute. You don't do that with someone
Speaker 1: that you don't want. You remember Rachel Rachel and yeah,
Speaker 1: Rachel did that with Peter. No, no, no, Brian, No,
Speaker 1: didn't she do it with Peter. She went to, she
Speaker 1: went to she brought her friends, and then she went
Speaker 1: to Peter's friends and that was it. But like, I
Speaker 1: just feel like it's kind of soon. I hope you're right.
Speaker 1: I hope you're right. I mean they would be like
Speaker 1: a good fit. He needs he doesn't need a haircut
Speaker 1: though he's a restyling. He just needs a restyling. I
Speaker 1: like it, I think because it's my first reaction is like,
Speaker 1: oh no, that's don't do this, flick back. But then
Speaker 1: you see his friends and you kind of get to
Speaker 1: know him, and then it makes the hair work. I
Speaker 1: liked him so much more and it's kind of a
Speaker 1: flex almost. I like it. I felt like the flex
Speaker 1: the flex is the hair because it's kind of like
Speaker 1: out there and it's it's a little bit flexy, but
Speaker 1: it works. Fass. He could be like, I know a
Speaker 1: guy that can get you a used car. Yes, he's
Speaker 1: like a senior investment or something. He looks the most
Speaker 1: like his title in the world. Yeah, he seems like
Speaker 1: a really like unless she really wants flash, he's like
Speaker 1: if if she really wants to get married and have
Speaker 1: a guy treater, Well, he's a good guy. It looks
Speaker 1: like he'd be like I got into investment banking to
Speaker 1: make the all the better place? Can I say? I
Speaker 1: like when like she was like, we have the best
Speaker 1: date ever played and then they just go to like
Speaker 1: these like weirds and all that old ship. My god,
Speaker 1: it's the worst date. They on a trolley and then
Speaker 1: they go to the basically that weird party that did
Speaker 1: that death party party. The Lady on the floor. I
Speaker 1: couldn't watched the Lady on the floor for hours. This
Speaker 1: is getting him doing that movie. It was very fair
Speaker 1: impressed and his splits were like for a minute, to
Speaker 1: get down there and do it. He did very cool
Speaker 1: because he's a cook. You would suck him? You would
Speaker 1: you would him? Yea? After that, I love Katie. Katie
Speaker 1: doesn't care. Let's be honest. Reason you know, Leo, my
Speaker 1: mom now loves Jason. My mom loves Jason. Hi Janet
Speaker 1: say Hi, Diane, Hi, Janet is sick. We hope you
Speaker 1: feel better soon. Janet by a spider and her legs
Speaker 1: all swollen and no doctor in Rhode Island will help her.
Speaker 1: What spider? It's fourth of July, so she can't get in,
Speaker 1: so her ankles all swollen. She's so sick. It's been,
Speaker 1: she's gone to tutor yet, she went to the clinic.
Speaker 1: It's been. They thought she had lines disease again. She
Speaker 1: said it toys, Come on, Jeanet, pull through. We need you.
Speaker 1: You're my best one. Come on, come on? Is it
Speaker 1: set up? Where did the producers go, Hey, what do
Speaker 1: you want to do the first date? Here are some options.
Speaker 1: You can have his friends flying in. And she's like, oh, yeah,
Speaker 1: she didn't come up with that, right, she doesn't come
Speaker 1: up with anything. I feel I mean she might, I
Speaker 1: mean it was freaking Virginia's something to do. It seems boring.
Speaker 1: Maybe he's yeah, maybe like she did, was like oh yeah,
Speaker 1: let's have him come, but probably not like probably the
Speaker 1: producers because they have to deal with, like, you know,
Speaker 1: the other dates too. I was like, yeah, this is
Speaker 1: just but they always give them credit for like, oh,
Speaker 1: she was so thoughtful. The producers were so But I
Speaker 1: think that once you're in it, I think you drink
Speaker 1: the potion and you feel special. I think you've been
Speaker 1: Do you think she's doing all the helicopter I think
Speaker 1: she's calling up one helicopter did get back. I think
Speaker 1: people become so Stockholm syndrome, like you don't have your phone,
Speaker 1: you don't have radio, you don't have magazines. Yeah, Katie,
Speaker 1: wait a minute, what was it? Wait? I don't remember.
Speaker 1: But she doesn't have chemistry with him as much as
Speaker 1: she doesn't Garrett Jangles her chemicals. But like they seem
Speaker 1: very real together though, yeah, no, they are a better.
Speaker 1: People always picked three. People always pick the one that
Speaker 1: they want to get at it with, the I want
Speaker 1: acting like she wanted to fuck him though, but she
Speaker 1: I mean the person she wants to suck the most
Speaker 1: is Colton. Oh yeah, the virgin, the blond one, the
Speaker 1: hot blondy just me, No, that's Colton, is the one
Speaker 1: that he wears the bad outfits and he had the
Speaker 1: thing with Tia. He's a blond guy, he's a virgin, virgin,
Speaker 1: but she wants to him. She wants to get at it.
Speaker 1: She wants to get out of with him big time. Okay,
Speaker 1: So they go to the post thing. They go to
Speaker 1: post hash. She goes one last kiss before I die.
Speaker 1: The Unhappy Hour. They have a cup of blood that
Speaker 1: just looks like kool aid? Did you guys know that
Speaker 1: the weird blood cookies behind it? They look good. I
Speaker 1: would have eaten them. I'm gonna be honest. We still
Speaker 1: we still need to go to that warehouse and beat things.
Speaker 1: We'll go. We'll make that happen. We'll make that happen. Okay.
Speaker 1: So Jason's friends they say he's as good as advertised,
Speaker 1: and they look like a good bunch like it. They're
Speaker 1: like cell phone bars, you know. There was like a
Speaker 1: tiny one in the middle one and a big one.
Speaker 1: The big one was honestly hotter than Jason was. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I thought, you know, get after the friend. Yeah, throw
Speaker 1: a wrench in the whole series exactly is your friend single?
Speaker 1: That happen? She was like, I demand that you bringing
Speaker 1: this hot guy. All right. My only thing about is
Speaker 1: that she's acting like, Oh, we hit it off from
Speaker 1: night one. We just really had a connection. She really
Speaker 1: does act like she likes him, and they have I
Speaker 1: think they are good chemistry and I think they But
Speaker 1: she forgot his name. That's because she was saying about Colton. Yeah,
Speaker 1: so like that kind of was like, Yeah, you don't
Speaker 1: forget the name of somebody that you really want that
Speaker 1: you're thinking aboud it couldn't be that she like because
Speaker 1: remember she forgot his name. And then I think like
Speaker 1: she gave him a little bit more like extra one
Speaker 1: on one time because she felt bad, and maybe then
Speaker 1: she realized, oh, I actually do like you. I hope
Speaker 1: that you're right. It feels like the mother nature the pants.
Speaker 1: I feel like that they like the bathing suit area
Speaker 1: always wins and takes over. And if she didn't immediately
Speaker 1: want to get into the bone zone with him, he's
Speaker 1: not gonna win wind out the bones on with him
Speaker 1: if it's a bathing suit. Why she likes now, But
Speaker 1: in the beginning it wasn't her initial too. Actually, she
Speaker 1: did seem like she wanted to fucking one, Like she
Speaker 1: jumped up and like wrapped her legs around him, and
Speaker 1: then like you know, when they're like kissing, she's like
Speaker 1: pressing up against I appreciate her veracity of making out.
Speaker 1: I appreciate that she's like grinding on them. She really is,
Speaker 1: And I think that's great. You know it is, I
Speaker 1: mean yes, But also like when they do that, which
Speaker 1: they always always do, like and then they get judgmental
Speaker 1: of the other person, that weirds me out. Like I
Speaker 1: don'tmember what season was, but like some girl was like
Speaker 1: making all these guys and then was really mad at
Speaker 1: someone because they had broken up with someone just before
Speaker 1: going on the Bachelor. It's like, well, you have five
Speaker 1: boyfriends grinding five guys right now? Right anyway, that's my
Speaker 1: two cents. I mean I watched this, and I think,
Speaker 1: imagine if you're the guy she picked any of them
Speaker 1: any season, how horrible it has to be to watch.
Speaker 1: You don't watch it. I mean I think a lot
Speaker 1: of people don't, especially the women. Yeah, they don't watch it.
Speaker 1: Like remember what's her face from Ben Higgins? Like she
Speaker 1: was like, oh, I only watched my scenes, but she
Speaker 1: still got over and she never got over it though,
Speaker 1: and I was so angry, And that's why they got
Speaker 1: croaked Laurence. It's a good example of how people can compartmentalize,
Speaker 1: so you can just really like someone and then yeah,
Speaker 1: and I guess like if you're if you end up
Speaker 1: with the person, you kind of have to think, this
Speaker 1: is what I signed up for, Like maybe you know,
Speaker 1: I don't know. It's funny. It's like you're really getting
Speaker 1: worse and worse. And you start off with all these
Speaker 1: guys haven't personalized different books, and you slowly go down
Speaker 1: where you actually and you get attached to various ones
Speaker 1: and should go the other way. You start with one,
Speaker 1: you end up with ten guys. Yeah there you go.
Speaker 1: All right, so let me have um to the team
Speaker 1: a minute. The bad act. Okay, I don't even know
Speaker 1: what that is the way Jason the grandmother Alzheimer's. The
Speaker 1: worst moment his dad crying is his grandmother didn't recognize
Speaker 1: his dad. His dad just smiled the ear the year
Speaker 1: or they did puzzles and you just can't take any
Speaker 1: day for granted. And then she talked about her dad
Speaker 1: dying when she was nineteen. They had five years and uh,
Speaker 1: they I felt like they really connected. That was like
Speaker 1: a real conversation. His story about his dad seeing his grandma.
Speaker 1: That broke me. I was awful and recognized him. I
Speaker 1: was like, I know, j Marin, you are always recognized
Speaker 1: God Mama, Mama, I know. I was like that was
Speaker 1: when I was too high. I was like feeling it
Speaker 1: too hard. I was like, I like texted my mom, like,
Speaker 1: you remember, Mom, I've already talked to my mom twice today.
Speaker 1: You talk to your mom a lot. I talked to
Speaker 1: my mom eight times a day. Mother, Mother, it's me again,
Speaker 1: my mother, Mother, happy for the for the July mother mother?
Speaker 1: Your mom like three times a week? That's good. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I talked to my mom a good soul three times
Speaker 1: a week. I've talked to her twice or three times today.
Speaker 1: Text every day. We talk on the phone three times
Speaker 1: a week. How many siblings do you have? One real one?
Speaker 1: Put a lot of step siblings? Great? Who's your real one?
Speaker 1: A real One's Alexa Kathleen Longfellow. I don't know about her.
Speaker 1: She's my sister. She's fourteen months younger. She's a great lady.
Speaker 1: She lives in Arizona. Does she want to go on
Speaker 1: the Bachelor? She cute? Just want she'd be good, she'd
Speaker 1: uh can we apply. Can we apply for her? I
Speaker 1: mean I don't want to apply her if I'm going
Speaker 1: to apply. Okay, siblings, a brother's sister, sister dating, it's
Speaker 1: not a bad idea. Talk. Is she a fox? Can
Speaker 1: we can we put her on? She's got she's got Yeah,
Speaker 1: she's got the jeans for sure? All right, all right,
Speaker 1: I'm going to talk. Yeah, I didn't say that. Does
Speaker 1: that hovered around that single? Um she's yeah, she's I
Speaker 1: mean she's seeing I think a dude. But it's not
Speaker 1: too serious. They're looking right now. Steve, I've never met him.
Speaker 1: I've heard him though when I visit, come over a
Speaker 1: little late. That's all I know of Steve. Will you
Speaker 1: please tell Kyle about Terry. Terry it's his stepfather, number three,
Speaker 1: number three, number three. He does yoga outside third time
Speaker 1: and in the nude, he does naked yoga outside. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's just this dude, have seen naked way too much,
Speaker 1: even in the joke, because they do like a joke
Speaker 1: about it. I say, like, I've seen him naked five times.
Speaker 1: I've seen naked like thirty forty times. Wow, it's not
Speaker 1: a thing anymore stale thing. No, he's from here. It's
Speaker 1: like a terrible yoga guy. He's very free spirit. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's not like that sounds cool though, that's cool. That's
Speaker 1: the problem is he's so damn cool and it's his mom.
Speaker 1: Carol is his mom, isn't it Carol is his mom? Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's how I Carol. Yeah, so he's doing yoga naked
Speaker 1: outside disgust. Yeah, he does yoga naked in our like
Speaker 1: he does it in our lawn while the sprinklers are on,
Speaker 1: and so there's all that stuff. But then he's the
Speaker 1: coolest dude. You know, he'll like, doesn't he burn the
Speaker 1: very naturally tan individual? I mean even his butthole? Like, yeah,
Speaker 1: what about I guess I'll have to take a look
Speaker 1: next time, but I didn't. What is his whole body?
Speaker 1: Is one color? For sure? He doesn't have any tanline.
Speaker 1: What does Carol think about her? Does she know yoga? Yeah,
Speaker 1: she's doesn't care. He's been doing it for a long time.
Speaker 1: Is she free? Is she a free? She's less free?
Speaker 1: She's pretty conservative? Are free? Um? Gosh? I think l
Speaker 1: A living. He grew up in l A. He served,
Speaker 1: you know, he was on a board when he wasn't
Speaker 1: on his feet. We need to get. I need I'm
Speaker 1: getting the longfellow kids in that mansion, one of you
Speaker 1: is getting in that man come across Terry. Yeah. Where
Speaker 1: they meet? They met at Mountain Baldy. Do you guys
Speaker 1: know who that is? Yeah. She was doing a meeting
Speaker 1: or something and went up to the lodge to get
Speaker 1: away from it all, and Terry was up there doing
Speaker 1: or whatever. They played a game of pool, I think
Speaker 1: is how they first started talking. And then uh, now
Speaker 1: they're engaged. Interesting. Yeah, I'm happy to welcome him to
Speaker 1: into the family. Nice. I don't know if they'll ever
Speaker 1: get married. How long have they I assumed they were
Speaker 1: that you've seen, you've seen him naked times. But they're
Speaker 1: not married. They're not married. They're basically married. They're just
Speaker 1: not getting the paperwork fair enough. Yeah, I think so, well,
Speaker 1: well I'm gonna get. I'm gonna I would like to get.
Speaker 1: You be a good bachelor. He's old for the bachelor,
Speaker 1: and he has the long hair. Bachelor. They should do
Speaker 1: old that, Bael should do very old bachelor. They tried
Speaker 1: to with eight plus old bachelor us seven years old. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and Nick was thirty six. I don't want for it. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you're right. Old Bachelor is a good idea. You know
Speaker 1: my idea, What about average Joe Bachelor makes them do
Speaker 1: all the same stupid games. Yeah, you're right, make him
Speaker 1: clam shot. I want ugly Bachelor because the social experiment
Speaker 1: which would work is they all would eventually fall for
Speaker 1: the guy because it would start off with I don't
Speaker 1: know if you're right, you're right, you're right, who's four eleven?
Speaker 1: But try and then like he's kind of fun, like
Speaker 1: right right, right right? And then when Nathan for you
Speaker 1: did it, he did the Hunk. You guys ever see
Speaker 1: the no Nathan for You. I think it's like season
Speaker 1: one or two he did, uh, I forget Like I
Speaker 1: think there was like an endgame to it, but he like,
Speaker 1: oh no, he wanted like data girl or something. So
Speaker 1: he made a fake Bachelor show and it was called
Speaker 1: The Hunk. But the guy that they hired that like host,
Speaker 1: it was way hotter than stands over there. The Honk
Speaker 1: is a really funny name. It was a great episode.
Speaker 1: Thenk Chris is great. Huh. By the way, I don't
Speaker 1: I know, I'm new to the Chris Harrison. Yeah, he's
Speaker 1: just he blows me away. That he's even a part
Speaker 1: of the show. Chris Harrison died so long ago. I
Speaker 1: was like, hey, one Rose left. He's like, he gets
Speaker 1: twelve million dollars. He has stopped caring years ago. Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: he's great. I really like him the worst. His wife
Speaker 1: the very good. I mean, I don't know what happens hood,
Speaker 1: he's really doing it, Okay. So then yeah, so then
Speaker 1: we have um Leo gets the card that he's going
Speaker 1: to be loved it when he goes it's my time
Speaker 1: to shine, It's do or Die guns blazing. I love
Speaker 1: It's are all really like super macho terms. So then
Speaker 1: we had the greatest I'm gonna say since the Vikings date,
Speaker 1: Rachel's Vikings, the two greatest guest stars that we've had
Speaker 1: it for a while. They go to a debate on
Speaker 1: the group date. George George Washington and Abraham Lincoln were
Speaker 1: spect wonderful Washington was. He came in so hard of
Speaker 1: George Washington. George Washington was like, God, there's a lot
Speaker 1: of handsome guys like I'm five one. George was this
Speaker 1: tall stock guy was a marshmallow. He was like, boy,
Speaker 1: it's gonna be hard to pick a lot of handsome,
Speaker 1: a lot of handsome, lot of hot guy of great guys,
Speaker 1: and ar Lincoln was like, oh my god, they're the
Speaker 1: real president. My god. And then it tissed off Chris
Speaker 1: that there has a link in there, so that Lincoln
Speaker 1: got more attention and Lincoln got to put on the
Speaker 1: top hat. Lincoln was like, I'm just gonna keep the
Speaker 1: focus on myself. He's like, fucking Lincoln, there's nothing Lincoln like.
Speaker 1: Lincoln didn't react at all to the guys. He was like,
Speaker 1: my name is Lincoln too. He was like okay, he
Speaker 1: didn't get any like really what we're a couple of Lincoln's.
Speaker 1: Then I loved. I loved at the end of They're like,
Speaker 1: my daughter told me what happened that the tag? Did
Speaker 1: you see? The tag turned out so at the tag
Speaker 1: for after the coming up for next week, they had
Speaker 1: a tag where Lincoln was like, my daughter had told
Speaker 1: me what happened with your last fiance. That's a bummle deal.
Speaker 1: I hope it all works out with these guys. I
Speaker 1: loved watching these guys in character talking to and then
Speaker 1: I tried to be like, well, eman, your heart yourself
Speaker 1: one of them something about unions and stuff, they the
Speaker 1: governor of Virginia. The Oh my god, I was like,
Speaker 1: why is he here? Does he have nothing better going on?
Speaker 1: Is crumbling beneath us? Get the funk off The Bachelor
Speaker 1: atte I was one of those a good move or
Speaker 1: a bad movie. It was that it was so bad.
Speaker 1: I think it was good. I think it's gonna get
Speaker 1: the young vote. Oh my god. It so then so
Speaker 1: then they go and they have to debate and they're like, cold,
Speaker 1: what's the perfect day for you with Becca in the
Speaker 1: Commonwealth of Virginia. Oh yeah, they really virgin There was
Speaker 1: a lot of Virginia's stuff. He must have gotten this
Speaker 1: activity though that like you can do anything. He was smart.
Speaker 1: He goes, he goes, well the dog since Virginia's for lovers,
Speaker 1: and I bet they did get some money from or
Speaker 1: they got like they didn't make any taxes. They give
Speaker 1: him some break in Virginia. Virginia like turs and Board
Speaker 1: was on these like Bachelor producers voicemails for years. They
Speaker 1: definitely got money Virginia again, still in the I got
Speaker 1: cut off Virginia lovers for lovers having a low pressure
Speaker 1: zone weather. Did you know we were close to watching
Speaker 1: so then he goes Katie. He I knew he was
Speaker 1: coming in hard for your pants. He was like the
Speaker 1: dog park, I'll take my lab and we'll find her
Speaker 1: her car gain and I knew what happened, scream. I
Speaker 1: just love dogs, and he like one of the main
Speaker 1: reasons I really like Colton. And he has an older
Speaker 1: like like rescue dog, like a senior dog. It's like
Speaker 1: a mutt that he got like that he adopted, and
Speaker 1: I just like and he posts about adopting dogs all
Speaker 1: the time. So it's just you know, going after my
Speaker 1: heart pretty fucking hard. Um virgin I think religious, yea religious? Yeah,
Speaker 1: he seems religious. Um. But yeah, that was that. I
Speaker 1: was like, oh, that's the purse a date that no
Speaker 1: one else needs to answer. It was really good, perfect
Speaker 1: And then Chris. And then so somebody asked a question,
Speaker 1: and Chris jumps in and goes a great question. That's
Speaker 1: a great question, Like he cut in about like are
Speaker 1: the guys the same in real life as they are
Speaker 1: like at the house. So it wasn't too Chris and
Speaker 1: Chris is a great question, great question question. I'm chress.
Speaker 1: I'm cressing over here. So then they're like and then
Speaker 1: I wrote, Chris turd, he was a tattle a little bit,
Speaker 1: I wrote. And then and then they said in front
Speaker 1: of the children, like it called me a fat fuck.
Speaker 1: I don't know he said that fuck. He goes like
Speaker 1: it called me a fat fuck. And then there was
Speaker 1: kids looking like there was like a like a bombing,
Speaker 1: and there were hiding, like you were hiding under chairs
Speaker 1: with them braces, hiding under the chairs. What was it
Speaker 1: that Lincoln said that triggered Chris. He called him a
Speaker 1: fat fuck? No, no, no, no. He he said something
Speaker 1: when he was on stage in the debate. He like,
Speaker 1: some people are like not cool in the house. Yeah,
Speaker 1: he said, you know what was it? It was like
Speaker 1: But then he went to Beck afterwards and tattled and says,
Speaker 1: guys don't feel safe with Chris Connor what he wanted
Speaker 1: to switch rooms with he has And then she's like
Speaker 1: this really hurts hearing and this hurts me hearing this
Speaker 1: God his dad, I got this flat. I'm gonna go
Speaker 1: shoot ni cube. I have I have a registered Yes,
Speaker 1: that is he was such a fucking Chris is such
Speaker 1: a tattle. He's at the biggest tattle till I think
Speaker 1: so seriously, like this thought I had is very important.
Speaker 1: I have to tell everything. Do you think he's ready?
Speaker 1: He feels actually ready. I think she nailed it when
Speaker 1: she was like, he's a very angry dude. He's got
Speaker 1: a lot of anger, has not dealt with and it's
Speaker 1: coming out. Refused to get walked down on her. She handles.
Speaker 1: I feel like I will say she handles even though
Speaker 1: she's easily rattled and she cannot shake it. She does
Speaker 1: handle in the moment because I always have delayed reactions.
Speaker 1: She in the moment is like, I don't think, so,
Speaker 1: I don't think what are you doing here? Like she
Speaker 1: shuts it down in the moment, which I respect. So
Speaker 1: then um so, then they have the date afterwards and
Speaker 1: uh so. Then Lincoln tattles that the guys don't feel
Speaker 1: safe with Chris Connor. So then she's all rattled, and
Speaker 1: then Garrett goes to go try to try. She's like,
Speaker 1: I just I just need a couple of minutes. And
Speaker 1: then it's like the worst group date since the Bay
Speaker 1: of Pigs. When they stepping with the pigs of Ben
Speaker 1: Higgins and Olivia and Garrets like like I wear glasses.
Speaker 1: It was very weird, so tired, like I noticed that
Speaker 1: they all looked like they were literally falling asleep, and
Speaker 1: I was like, this was after the date at that
Speaker 1: mansion thing. When when when Garrett comes back, he's like,
Speaker 1: whatever you said to her, just he has my favorite
Speaker 1: racist because he's been very reasonable. He is keeping green
Speaker 1: with him. I've kind of been liking him. It's very
Speaker 1: confusing to make. And then it was like racist is
Speaker 1: the children's book. That is tough? He he is my
Speaker 1: favorite racist and you don't want to like, you know,
Speaker 1: I keep like a green with him, and I'm just like, fun,
Speaker 1: did he like really vote for Trump and do al
Speaker 1: this ship? Like, what do we know? He's a racist?
Speaker 1: A fact? He like he liked he like but he
Speaker 1: I mean, he never posted anythingself, but he did like
Speaker 1: them and they were all really nice. But maybe he
Speaker 1: just I'm going to give him the benefit of perhaps
Speaker 1: he hasn't been exposed too much and maybe just really yeah,
Speaker 1: that's he's like those are jokes. It seems yeah, it
Speaker 1: seems like he just may be dumb enough to be like,
Speaker 1: I don't really believe a book that's funny. Yeah, you're right,
Speaker 1: that's right. He is how he liked the thing about
Speaker 1: David Hogg being an act Yeah, he was being actor
Speaker 1: that like really was like he said that the Florida
Speaker 1: like crisis actors said they were crisis that. The thing
Speaker 1: is also, you have to follow a certain type of
Speaker 1: account to like certain things like that. That's the real thing.
Speaker 1: It's like you shouldn't follow accounts like that period. I mean,
Speaker 1: she used to know about this, she does now. I
Speaker 1: don't think she's too far behind. She she's yeah, Hillary
Speaker 1: supported progressive Okay. So so then we go. So then
Speaker 1: is Leo's turn. I love Leo. I love his little
Speaker 1: hand pumps and uh she was, uh, oh my god.
Speaker 1: It's okay before we get there. But so Leo's back
Speaker 1: at the hotel, he does the little hand pumpies all excited.
Speaker 1: So then she is Garrett is like, I actually really
Speaker 1: liked that. So she read him. He read her what
Speaker 1: he was going to say. He's like, I know I'm
Speaker 1: not good with words, but this is what I was
Speaker 1: going to say. And her response was, I actually really
Speaker 1: liked that, meaning I didn't really like that, but I
Speaker 1: don't know what to say. Rather, why don't you say, wow,
Speaker 1: that's beautiful, Like I actually really liked that. He's he's
Speaker 1: just not a genius. No, who is the smartest one
Speaker 1: on the show? Right now? Okay, let's see Blake Johnny Menzel.
Speaker 1: Blake looks like I feel like Wills could have been smart,
Speaker 1: I will if he didn't smoke so much. Pot I
Speaker 1: think it might be upsetting the smartest. Don't talk about
Speaker 1: Wills smart. That's how he's playing it. But so he
Speaker 1: seems so high all the time. It's graphic designer? Is
Speaker 1: it Wills? Do we think Will's is a smart Blake? Blake? Possibly? Leo?
Speaker 1: Leo seems like he's slow key like sneaky smart. Yeah
Speaker 1: he's yeah, yeah, sneaky smart. Everyone sees his hair and thinks,
Speaker 1: I'm just a really cool guy. But you know what,
Speaker 1: I'm smart? Yeah? Is Leo? Take a free spirit? I'm
Speaker 1: very smart guy. Who's you know, comfortable enough to be naked? Leo? Wait,
Speaker 1: we're not there, that we're not there. You wait one second.
Speaker 1: Will Wills told Will's told her that he's falling in
Speaker 1: love with her. That's always a mistake. It's too early.
Speaker 1: Never do that. You should never don't ever tell anybody ever.
Speaker 1: Don't ever get what your weakness, whatever, your weakness and
Speaker 1: your power were told it to the point where they
Speaker 1: have to start kind of making they have to make
Speaker 1: that verbal is its yeah, because it's getting there, because
Speaker 1: it's they're she's cutting down. I mean, I feel like
Speaker 1: if the guy he doesn't agree with you, but he
Speaker 1: does at some but Rachel was so insecure. That Rachel
Speaker 1: was so insecure that there were all these guys that
Speaker 1: liked her, but there was something that didn't say it.
Speaker 1: They would say I'm falling for you, but they wouldn't
Speaker 1: say I'm in love with you, and she would split hairs.
Speaker 1: She was great. She needed hair i am in love
Speaker 1: with you, not I'm falling for you that I'm falling
Speaker 1: in love with you. She needed i'm in love with you.
Speaker 1: I think it's hard to fall in love with that
Speaker 1: type of person. Yeah, that was crazy. That was pretty dominic.
Speaker 1: She also said I'm living my best life at the
Speaker 1: end to Peter, which made us all not like her
Speaker 1: as much, but we still love. She was still a
Speaker 1: great bachelorte the very end. Personally, I'm sure you've all
Speaker 1: had this happen where someone was like, I'm falling fee
Speaker 1: a little too early, awful panic, all the air in
Speaker 1: the room leaves. I'm like going underwater, Titanic nightmare, nightmare,
Speaker 1: don't capture me, don't capture me, just hostage awful. When
Speaker 1: I was younger, I didn't understand how it worked, and
Speaker 1: I did that, and so whenever I see it happen,
Speaker 1: I go into this like child awful. What was the
Speaker 1: worse one that you ever did? I was in college.
Speaker 1: I was a very like I was not I wasn't
Speaker 1: very successful with the ladies, and I just didn't have
Speaker 1: much experience. And this one girl, she she invited me
Speaker 1: over and she was in a robe. I never got
Speaker 1: any clues, but I would like like people and then
Speaker 1: like I felt like that was what you're supposed to
Speaker 1: do next to okay, so what happened? So what happened?
Speaker 1: I was like a party, this socumulated. I got a
Speaker 1: college party. And now I've already like gone to her place.
Speaker 1: She's in a robe. I've done nothing. Yeah, in a robe.
Speaker 1: That's exciting and too much time about I knew something
Speaker 1: like went bad. I just wasn't aggressive or not for whatever,
Speaker 1: and so I thought, oh, I need to be more aggressive.
Speaker 1: And my version of aggressive was verbally I should have
Speaker 1: like danced with her, done something right here. I should
Speaker 1: have done. I have something to perform something. I just
Speaker 1: me saying that I feel like I'm following in love
Speaker 1: with you, which is what I said, which in her
Speaker 1: face it was exactly the bad stor where she was
Speaker 1: like thank you know. I was like, oh no, that
Speaker 1: was wrong. And then then she left room and I
Speaker 1: was at this party and then I just had to
Speaker 1: like and she was having a great time with a
Speaker 1: bunch of other guys. It's all terrible. Anyway, back to
Speaker 1: this show we're watching, how did it end? Did you
Speaker 1: make outher? No? Never? Never? I saw actually again like
Speaker 1: a few years later, I was in a loves my
Speaker 1: like embarrassment. I was in a show. It was a
Speaker 1: dinner theater how Humilius. This is called Joey Mary's Irish
Speaker 1: Italian wedding. I played you you know uh to Pattini
Speaker 1: and where are we're in, like the Tri state area,
Speaker 1: like Connecticut, New York whatever. We'd go and people be
Speaker 1: eating like hey you do and you guys see like
Speaker 1: in the pasta what and then I'll beating like please
Speaker 1: leave us along and then I just saying, when the
Speaker 1: moon hits your I like a big pizza by that,
Speaker 1: So alright, yeah, it was the worst, and she suddenly
Speaker 1: was in the cast for a day and I was like,
Speaker 1: oh no, that's and I just acted really cool and
Speaker 1: I feel like you were like, you know, I'm just
Speaker 1: I'm not in love with you anymore. Redeem me as
Speaker 1: a very cool person. Did your dancer And then she
Speaker 1: knew what she Oh my god, I can't. I'm so
Speaker 1: glad to be out of that. Oh my god, can
Speaker 1: I Okay? I made out. I had a crush on
Speaker 1: my brother's friend, and I made out with him and
Speaker 1: then I was like yeah, and then I was gross.
Speaker 1: I don't know, just like it was like I just
Speaker 1: got it. I made out with him, and then I
Speaker 1: was over it. And then so I just like disappeared.
Speaker 1: I don't know. He was like too needy and attached,
Speaker 1: and then he wrote a play about He wrote a
Speaker 1: plate like he didn't even feel my boobies or anything.
Speaker 1: He just made it out. We just did you write
Speaker 1: a place you don't feel their booby He didn't even
Speaker 1: touch my boobies, he didn't. He just like just mouth
Speaker 1: kissed me and a play was written about like me
Speaker 1: and my brother. No, I don't think anybody. I don't
Speaker 1: think I don't think it was every stage. My brother
Speaker 1: told me about its existence, and I was like, that's crazy,
Speaker 1: that's flattering. Though, that's crazy, that's crazy. Did not like
Speaker 1: his kids because it was open mouth and aggressive. You
Speaker 1: know what it was. The kiss itself wasn't the problem.
Speaker 1: I think I realized afterwards because they didn't know him
Speaker 1: that well. And then afterwards I realized like, oh, he's
Speaker 1: a little needy, like the kind of guy that would
Speaker 1: write a play about one kiss. I feel like this
Speaker 1: is me. When I was younger, I would do something
Speaker 1: like that, Like I wrote a song once. Oh god, no,
Speaker 1: I just wrote this like sappy songs and stuff like that.
Speaker 1: I mean, they were mainly about me and my feelings.
Speaker 1: Oh no no. But one time I shared them with
Speaker 1: like a girl mark College. I really was making bade horrible.
Speaker 1: You ever do that? The thing that I do? Think like,
Speaker 1: I bought girls a girl flowers for like Valentine's Day,
Speaker 1: and I had to ask her if she got them,
Speaker 1: because I didn't hear anything from her, and she was like, yeah,
Speaker 1: I got And I was like, okay, okay, what was
Speaker 1: your most unsuccessful Lady Michael? You wrote a poem a
Speaker 1: poem for who how did it go? Lived down the street?
Speaker 1: Didn't I don't I don't want to get into it,
Speaker 1: didn't know what happened, something like tragically said old how
Speaker 1: old were you? I was sixteen? How old was she?
Speaker 1: Did you feel ashamed when you didn't get the response
Speaker 1: you expected? Shame? And then immediate like it's almost like
Speaker 1: you turn on when it when you wake up, you
Speaker 1: wake up like, oh my god, that's so weird. What
Speaker 1: I just did you? Did you email it? Did you
Speaker 1: leave her at her house? Like? Where did I wrote it?
Speaker 1: And she lived on the same street as me? So
Speaker 1: I put it on her doorstep. What do you have
Speaker 1: to get into it? That's what this man? I put
Speaker 1: it on her doorstep and she read it, and it
Speaker 1: was kind of a thing too, where like a few
Speaker 1: days went by and oodcast You know, we live in
Speaker 1: the same street, we go to the same school. So
Speaker 1: I just kind of tried to catch her coming home
Speaker 1: at the same that's very stalk yea. And she she
Speaker 1: she was very nice, she's very sweet, and then kind
Speaker 1: of left Russian all right, all right, I was already
Speaker 1: when it didn't it was almost like the second after
Speaker 1: I left it, I never saw her again. Yeah, I
Speaker 1: don't wish them dead. You wish him not a Yeah,
Speaker 1: I wish they just didn't exist. All right. I made
Speaker 1: out with a guy in college. I was very unsuccessful.
Speaker 1: Guys at my college. They didn't get me and I
Speaker 1: didn't get them. And I sorry, sorry, no, no, I
Speaker 1: was not successful that he didn't go to my college.
Speaker 1: I didn't make sense. I went to college in Colorado.
Speaker 1: I am not. I am not. I don't look hot
Speaker 1: in gortex. I can't scale a rock base. Like the
Speaker 1: the value system of what's hot for a girl. They're
Speaker 1: like the hot rock climbers, you know, like that's not
Speaker 1: what I bring to the table. Isn't in their their
Speaker 1: judging system. Okay, So the last night of school sophomore year,
Speaker 1: the hottest guy in the world. I've never met him before.
Speaker 1: He was a senior and has heard this thing and
Speaker 1: so I so that I met him, it was like
Speaker 1: it was was the last week in the school. I
Speaker 1: met him at a party and I'll just his name
Speaker 1: was Adam Yonkers, and we went back and we went
Speaker 1: Patam Yonkers and we went So I didn't and I
Speaker 1: had no confidence with guys, so I didn't talk to
Speaker 1: him and then I went back to the door and
Speaker 1: with my best friends and they like pinned me down
Speaker 1: and drew all over my body. I want Adam Yonkers,
Speaker 1: like just drawings, like just funny like whatever, this like
Speaker 1: drawings of dicks and arrows, and just like his name
Speaker 1: was all over me and then like in sharpie. And
Speaker 1: then the next day and then the next night at
Speaker 1: a party, he was like I saw him again and
Speaker 1: he was like it was like my sixteen candles Jake, Like, hey,
Speaker 1: do you want to do you want to? Like he
Speaker 1: was sweet and like I was going to go back
Speaker 1: to his like I went back to his place, but
Speaker 1: like I realized that the stranger that I had his
Speaker 1: name written all over me and sharp eight, So then
Speaker 1: I had to act all like kind of coy and
Speaker 1: they're like, oh, I'm just really like shy, like because
Speaker 1: I had his fucking name, like if I like, if
Speaker 1: he saw his name and then even more embarrassing than
Speaker 1: I like, but I had like a crush on him
Speaker 1: after that. So then my I spent the summer in
Speaker 1: Chicago and he lived in Washington, d C. And I
Speaker 1: made my friend Katie drive with me through the night
Speaker 1: to Washington, and I mean we hadn't slept in like
Speaker 1: we hadn't flushed thirty six hours and I called him
Speaker 1: and I was like, hey, I'm in town. I'm in town.
Speaker 1: Um you want to get together? And he's like, I
Speaker 1: can't tonight, but like yeah, like I was like, I
Speaker 1: don't know, forgot, I forgot it, forgot, Like I dragged
Speaker 1: my friend like he was didn't even know he was freeing.
Speaker 1: I think you writched him a letter and like to
Speaker 1: forget it. And then and then he was like I
Speaker 1: can't tonight, but like it was like I forgot, I forgot,
Speaker 1: I forgot, and I like dragged my friends through the
Speaker 1: night from Chico. I never saw my God. I drove,
Speaker 1: I drove DC Dusic. He was like, but you know,
Speaker 1: I do not forget. I forget it. I forgot. I
Speaker 1: kind of forgot to forget it. Why did you stay
Speaker 1: one more day? Because then no confidence. I had no confidence.
Speaker 1: I just was like, he's never gonna want to see me.
Speaker 1: The humiliation, the shame of I knew he wasn't gonna
Speaker 1: want to see me. It was us, That's what I did.
Speaker 1: It was so funny, like flop sweat the whole like, hey,
Speaker 1: you want to hang out and like, oh, I can't
Speaker 1: want to hang out kidding. I would have like fantasies
Speaker 1: in my head of what the relationship was like in
Speaker 1: high school, and there was no relationship. The school I
Speaker 1: did a play with and we had to kiss in
Speaker 1: the play. There was like a peck on the mouth.
Speaker 1: They got married. Still, that's the last high school like
Speaker 1: I really liked during the last night, like I was like,
Speaker 1: I was like, it's our last kiss to night. Yeah,
Speaker 1: like trying to be like make it a thing, and
Speaker 1: she's like, oh, yeah, I was. I realized just meant
Speaker 1: nothing during y Yeah, oh my god, thank god. I
Speaker 1: was in the place to like get chicks Hannah, did
Speaker 1: you what was your humiliating thing? Hannah? Like, I was
Speaker 1: in the place to get changed. It's even like it
Speaker 1: wasn't working. It didn't work. It didn't work. I was.
Speaker 1: I was in the game though, like there were girls around.
Speaker 1: Yeah that's true. You know I wasn't like I was,
Speaker 1: you know, I was in the game, but I was not.
Speaker 1: I was not. I was not first string on the bench.
Speaker 1: I was. I wasn't aware that I was not in
Speaker 1: the game. Looking back, but at the time I thought
Speaker 1: I I was not in the game. I was in
Speaker 1: the game in terms of I was near girls the
Speaker 1: nice school, but they always wont what they can't have,
Speaker 1: you know. I didn't. Yeah, you cook up the for
Speaker 1: the years I had like, there was a few things
Speaker 1: where like I look back, like, oh my god, I
Speaker 1: had so no sense. I was at a party in college.
Speaker 1: I'd tell the story where I this girl was like,
Speaker 1: you're coming home with me? And I was like okay,
Speaker 1: and I was like, I'm like my whole focus was
Speaker 1: like try to like with a girl, like it was
Speaker 1: a virgin. I was like, do something, Kyle. So she
Speaker 1: drives me to her house off campus and she were
Speaker 1: in her room. She gets in just her panties and
Speaker 1: a bra gets in bed, tells me get in bed
Speaker 1: with her. Now I'm just like lying in bed next
Speaker 1: just basically make a girl and I don't do anything.
Speaker 1: And then I, like four in the morning, I got up,
Speaker 1: but I left anyway. What happened in the Bachelor just
Speaker 1: lay next to her. I don't think, oh, she wants
Speaker 1: to hook up. No, I didn't even think this girl
Speaker 1: wants me to hook I just I needed someone to
Speaker 1: be like, we're doing this. She didn't do. I mean,
Speaker 1: if she's that boold, that's so weird. I think she
Speaker 1: went to the point where like she wasn't. I brought
Speaker 1: a guy back to my dorm room in college. I
Speaker 1: got a guy to make out. We just he was
Speaker 1: just kissing, and in the morning he gave me like
Speaker 1: the equivalent of like a noogie. I got like, I
Speaker 1: got like thet he rustled your hair, that like hey, heybody.
Speaker 1: But I was like, you kick him out immediately, I
Speaker 1: truly was. I actually was like I gotta get I
Speaker 1: was like, I gotta get out of this school. This
Speaker 1: is not the right place for me. And I succeeded
Speaker 1: at that. Okay, so then we're back here we are.
Speaker 1: So then she gives a rose. She gives a rose
Speaker 1: to could him, She gives a rose to Colton and
Speaker 1: then and Will I was, Will was, But you know
Speaker 1: that always leads to the wrong way, so I'm never see.
Speaker 1: I think she just wanted to. I called him, was like,
Speaker 1: and she even said, I know, things got really went
Speaker 1: really far last week. I'm like, what did they do? Like,
Speaker 1: what was the rough? No, they didn't. He's a virgin. See,
Speaker 1: Like I always want to say that they sucked because like,
Speaker 1: you know, Peter's the most attractive one for sure. That right.
Speaker 1: There's no surprise to me that he got a rose.
Speaker 1: I mean, none of the guys do it for I'm no,
Speaker 1: I would now pick Leo with cut hair, if he
Speaker 1: cut his hair, I would. He was not going to
Speaker 1: cut his hair, though you might as ask me to
Speaker 1: cut his leg off. Now, okay, fantasy sweets come, this
Speaker 1: guy goes to it. She's she's got to know what's
Speaker 1: going to happen sexually coming attraction. That's why. That's why
Speaker 1: we know because he's where he doesn't he's been. He's
Speaker 1: got to tell her and he hasn't told her yet,
Speaker 1: and he like is saying that Chris Harrison, He's like,
Speaker 1: I'm nervous to tell her. I'm a virgin. He's got
Speaker 1: he doesn't have to have sex, but he's got she's
Speaker 1: gotta see. Tell me I'm wrong, he's she's got to
Speaker 1: see his penis. Just make sure everything. I mean, I
Speaker 1: think you should fuck me. If he doesn't, If he won't,
Speaker 1: it's still okay. But she's got to know before getting married,
Speaker 1: they have to do something. Yes, yes, yeah, he has
Speaker 1: done stuff. Although I always wonder what the girls. I'm like,
Speaker 1: are they fucking all three guys? That's a lot in between.
Speaker 1: That's growedy. Yeah, it's like it's not easy. That's growedy.
Speaker 1: Like what's happening, that's viol it. I mean it could
Speaker 1: be that they're not that they just do other stuff. Well,
Speaker 1: that's the thing. He could be a crazy butt sex guy.
Speaker 1: You don't know, Anna, I think it wasn't that. It's
Speaker 1: not the classic loophole. He's like, well, I couldn't put
Speaker 1: it in your butt, like no thing because like virgin
Speaker 1: sounds like I'm like that guy. Um okay. So then
Speaker 1: we go. So then as Leo there on the plane,
Speaker 1: she's in her head, she's not her full self, she's rattled. Um.
Speaker 1: And then Leo goes, I know I seemed like a caricature. Oh.
Speaker 1: I thought that was sweet. I want you to know,
Speaker 1: this is a great time in my life for me
Speaker 1: to be here, to be serious. I would be honored
Speaker 1: to be yours in the real world. Um, if you
Speaker 1: wanted to be with me. That was so sweet. And
Speaker 1: then they went to the oysters. He was so cute
Speaker 1: with his bun up and the oyster check. He look
Speaker 1: cute with the bull. Did you know some in the
Speaker 1: plane when she was like super out of it, and
Speaker 1: like he shaking his head because he knew what happened. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I felt bad. Did you already go for that? Sorry? No, No,
Speaker 1: that what we're talking about, because like I did feel
Speaker 1: bad at the beginning because she didn't moody, just like
Speaker 1: I did. Like that she talked about it and then
Speaker 1: he listened and then they were all chilled. Just it
Speaker 1: was a very similar day to Wills where she was rattled.
Speaker 1: Why was she rattled? Week? Was it from Chris? Both times?
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, that's right, Land, I love you? And then
Speaker 1: lest she should not be on the show, she's taking
Speaker 1: it too hard. Put your phone down, Kyle, No, this
Speaker 1: is important. It actually from Colden just texted okay, okay.
Speaker 1: So then we're alwayster shucking, and then he was like,
Speaker 1: is this impressing you? They were cute? I really liked him.
Speaker 1: Were so cute. They were cute. Yeah, and then he
Speaker 1: was like, don't get in first, let me get in first,
Speaker 1: Like he was a gentleman. Don't you think I liked him?
Speaker 1: The eye was a great He's a good shocker. That's
Speaker 1: a good day because we're actively doing something that's weird. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and it didn't see enjoyable either. Seems very cold. Yeah,
Speaker 1: they're you know, they're going through something. It She looked
Speaker 1: like she was actually shivering. What's the best date? It's
Speaker 1: open question, like where you're like, oh, that's a good
Speaker 1: date idea, because a lot of times guys have that
Speaker 1: kind of pressure of coming up with a date. Usually
Speaker 1: I love an activity like bowling. I have bowling. You're
Speaker 1: always alone though, two people bowling, you're always alone, but
Speaker 1: you can like sort of flir with each other in between.
Speaker 1: It goes so fast. To people bowling, you're like it's
Speaker 1: over like ten minutes, like that was the whole game.
Speaker 1: I do it? Are you doing? Enjoy an activity? Pool's good?
Speaker 1: Who brought a pool? You pool? Well, that's what my
Speaker 1: mom and that's your mom and Terry because you do
Speaker 1: the behind the bag, let me show you how to
Speaker 1: do the show. Maybe I've done mini golf. If you
Speaker 1: can like a cool though, and you're gonna go to
Speaker 1: an activity with a stranger, my favorite is like just drinks.
Speaker 1: I guess just a couple for the first one, But
Speaker 1: what if you don't know that you actually like them?
Speaker 1: That's why you get a couple of drinks, but the
Speaker 1: one I have to be stuck with eighteen holes with
Speaker 1: something you'll like you right, But what if you do
Speaker 1: that you do like them and you want to impress them.
Speaker 1: If it's and you say, let's take this party down
Speaker 1: to golf Land, sounds flash, I think I like. I
Speaker 1: like the mini golf see the bar to me put
Speaker 1: too much precture, Like we are like gonna maybe hook
Speaker 1: up and you want something where no one's thinking about sax.
Speaker 1: You're just having a fun time, like an arcade where
Speaker 1: you try and get the tickets, you can win a
Speaker 1: prize something. Then you get super competitive. You're like Anthony
Speaker 1: Ice first date was I asked him if you want
Speaker 1: to go to a Clippers game and he said yeah.
Speaker 1: And then we get there are we sitting and he goes, oh,
Speaker 1: I don't like sports, but he had fun. Yeah he
Speaker 1: had fun? Like or like halfway through I like said
Speaker 1: something I would kept like talking about best BST. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I don't like sports. I don't know what you're talking about.
Speaker 1: Okay did he know? Did he know sports? Now? I
Speaker 1: mean only because I talked about it all the time.
Speaker 1: He doesn't give a ship. Now did you meet at
Speaker 1: the Clippers game or did you know I picked you?
Speaker 1: He goes, so he went for you. That's that's nice.
Speaker 1: Who drove? We took the subway? Oh that's great. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's cool. I think Magic Castle is a fun day.
Speaker 1: Magic Castle that's not a good first day though. I
Speaker 1: got really drunk on a first date there and made
Speaker 1: out in a sleight of hand. It was our first
Speaker 1: one and all the day the close that's the best
Speaker 1: round that's going to a magic show was probably pretty good.
Speaker 1: I want more day And I was like, no, that
Speaker 1: is a sign of a good day. If you liked
Speaker 1: him at the Magic cast, I like the Magic Castle.
Speaker 1: I liked him in you go on the first day
Speaker 1: they leave with they like fall in love with the magician.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, that would be It's I think it's
Speaker 1: pretty easy to look cool around a magician. That's a
Speaker 1: good point, yea, or along with you know love magicians,
Speaker 1: love magic. But I know if you guys are justin Willman.
Speaker 1: But I'm friends of him. He's a magician. He's a
Speaker 1: very good looking. Yes, he I would not take if
Speaker 1: you never take a first day to that show. No, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: they're treating there, so that Leo says, making you feel better.
Speaker 1: I would love to make you feel better. Over forty years,
Speaker 1: my father was larger than life. I idolized my father.
Speaker 1: I'm an overachiever. I feel that I failed my father
Speaker 1: at baseball. I wasted his time pitching to me. I
Speaker 1: always feel that I failed him. I'm hard on myself.
Speaker 1: I'm not I'm not good enough. And then they kissed.
Speaker 1: She didn't look like she wanted to kiss him, but
Speaker 1: they kissed, and then um and then back at the ranch.
Speaker 1: Chris is drafting a letter to music. We never saw
Speaker 1: who the letter was to. Who he was he writing
Speaker 1: that letter to. He's probably writing song lyrics for Richard Marks.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, thenever you goever you do, I will be
Speaker 1: writing out for you. So I love Richard Marks. Just
Speaker 1: offen a tip, the one that's Summer Nights. How did
Speaker 1: that go? I remember, and I remember how you loved me.
Speaker 1: Time was all we had until the daily we said goodbye.
Speaker 1: I remember, don't show anna, don't make a face like
Speaker 1: I'm bad. At second, you're just laughing because I have
Speaker 1: no idea what that song is. Great to know that.
Speaker 1: So then they go to it's his best songs on
Speaker 1: one slow dancing at the Morgan Evans Cots Morgan Evans.
Speaker 1: That's another thing they do. They have these bands that
Speaker 1: no one's heard of, but the bachelor has to be
Speaker 1: like to be Oh my god, Sean Morgan is here Evans. No, no,
Speaker 1: I was gonna say, my friend Mandy noticed that the
Speaker 1: drummer in his band looked like, um, a huskier version
Speaker 1: of Jordan the Bottle, and he totally did you go
Speaker 1: back and look, he totally looked like Jordans come to
Speaker 1: our natural show. Jordan just trying to sneak back on
Speaker 1: the show, probably like somewhere twenty minutes over there, you know,
Speaker 1: like you could get Jordan's Yeah, we wanted to come
Speaker 1: to show Jordan's get him in here, I mean get him.
Speaker 1: I mean I would say, sign him up for the
Speaker 1: whole season. Yeah, he's my favorite. Yeah. My mom is
Speaker 1: so my mom My mom is so deep in now.
Speaker 1: She's like, well, your favorite is going to be in paradise.
Speaker 1: She knows that Jordan is my Favorite's like in the Chicken.
Speaker 1: She knows I don't like the Chicken. So then so then, um,
Speaker 1: I thought Leo is really cute if he cut his hair.
Speaker 1: So then Chris starts walking and his camel hair coat
Speaker 1: over to Becca and he's complaining about um. He's complaining
Speaker 1: about Lincoln. He says, the man eats twelve eggs every day.
Speaker 1: That's a lot of eggs the roof. He seems like
Speaker 1: he's on one of those like diet plants for people
Speaker 1: who want to be buff. But what if that was
Speaker 1: the one where she was like, you know what, you're right.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, you're right about Lincoln. Twelve eggs. It's too much.
Speaker 1: I didn't get bottom of this egg thing. Yeah, it's
Speaker 1: like I didn't care about the shit nest or the
Speaker 1: cube in the cube or the latter or the sex
Speaker 1: registered sex of vendor for twelve eggs a day. What
Speaker 1: if she was like, Lincoln, sorry, just one of the
Speaker 1: guys they said, you eat twelve eggs a day. I'm
Speaker 1: just trying to get to the bottom of this. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm hearing a lot just like what twelve eggs, the eggs.
Speaker 1: It's a lot of eggs, dude, a lot of eggs.
Speaker 1: A smort businessman, It's just eggs, do you know, like
Speaker 1: not to be gross, but I'm just thinking this open
Speaker 1: air guy shooting in the open air and twelve eggs.
Speaker 1: I didn't even think of that, No wonder he ships
Speaker 1: in his cud, don't think so then he walked over
Speaker 1: her things and she goes, what are you doing here?
Speaker 1: What are you doing here? And he's like, you know
Speaker 1: what I just see at the end, I see me
Speaker 1: marrying you. She's like that is like really big leap.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, she nailed him on that, and then he
Speaker 1: wouldn't Then she breaks up with him, and then he goes,
Speaker 1: what are you trying to say? Actually, she was like
Speaker 1: this is not happening, and he's like, so, what are
Speaker 1: you trying to say? And then she's like, let me
Speaker 1: walk you out and he's like I don't want to
Speaker 1: walk out and say I'm walking out, No, I don't
Speaker 1: walk it up. How about the okay to the door
Speaker 1: to door? Like it was three year old. He's a dummy.
Speaker 1: He was hurt. He was hurt. I kept waiting for
Speaker 1: him to go, okay, the wall Kyle, he was a
Speaker 1: punch the wall guy, Like he was going to punch
Speaker 1: the wall the hallway. He's a bunch of the wall guy.
Speaker 1: For sure. Like three weeks I was like, oh he
Speaker 1: would like hit a girl. Yeah, that's what I thought too, well,
Speaker 1: if she didn't list somebody do it. But like two
Speaker 1: years go by and then he hits her once. Yeah sorry, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: just really you were just really pissed me off, and
Speaker 1: it would just be that. I mean, like he only
Speaker 1: you can make me feel this way. I'm supposed he
Speaker 1: hasn't already. And he also did this stuff that was
Speaker 1: like he was like, well, a lot of stuff happened
Speaker 1: that was neither of our faults. She's like, well, some
Speaker 1: of it was your fault. Okay, I don't think she
Speaker 1: did anything to him, Like literally, she did nothing. He
Speaker 1: was just in his head too far in the shuttle
Speaker 1: at the way to the airport. She's like, this isn't
Speaker 1: about that anymore, like yeah, And then he was like
Speaker 1: he was like telling her how to feel like, I'm
Speaker 1: gonna need you to move past that. When she was
Speaker 1: like last week he wanted to leave, He's like, you
Speaker 1: got to move past he's such a bully, honey, you
Speaker 1: got to move past that. I hate bullies. Sweethet past that, yes,
Speaker 1: but who he is kind of it all comes down
Speaker 1: to not feeling your feelings. Okay, let me get deep here.
Speaker 1: But he is not feeling he's very sad and angry
Speaker 1: and it's going into control front of control. And what
Speaker 1: he needs is therapy. And he is a big hug.
Speaker 1: He needs a lot of therapy. Thing is I think
Speaker 1: him and Lincoln would be great friends if they met
Speaker 1: outside exactly exactly. I think they could heal together. Okay,
Speaker 1: I am going to read. Guys. I feel like we're down.
Speaker 1: I feel like we're down to the last, like the
Speaker 1: best six now though we've got two wide smile guys,
Speaker 1: our favorite racist, we've got the other wide smiled one.
Speaker 1: The wild cards we've got. It was boring without Jordan,
Speaker 1: but it's it's interesting when they get they narrow down
Speaker 1: further and further. You really, they start to see the
Speaker 1: other dudes. Wild card out. My cars expired. No one
Speaker 1: needs to know this. I got here way too early. Okay. Um, no,
Speaker 1: I didn't get a ticket last time, so I might
Speaker 1: be all right. We don't want you to get a ticket. Um,
Speaker 1: will you guys help? What are you helping for? Coming up?
Speaker 1: So they're going where are the Bahamas? I'd love to
Speaker 1: go with them, this vacation right next to the Bachelor
Speaker 1: people and just people. Why should you love if Kyle
Speaker 1: and I could go to Paradise. Maybe they would hire us.
Speaker 1: I tried to go to Paradise. Yeah, I feel like
Speaker 1: you could get tried perks from them. I tried. They
Speaker 1: don't want me. Kyle, Can you pretend to be like
Speaker 1: an obscure musician for a while? We tried to Rob's band.
Speaker 1: I love Kylen again. Every girl's dream discovering ever So,
Speaker 1: by the way, if you haven't, if you're not a
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Speaker 1: watch that I love. I'll watch whatever's terrible. No, don't
Speaker 1: tell me, is it's so good? Is it good? Like
Speaker 1: we'll talk about that, will you would you do with Kyle? Yeah?
Speaker 1: Of course. Or we can also do the first season
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Speaker 1: This Bachelor atte is a real guilty pleasure. Nothing makes
Speaker 1: me happier than oh hearing Kyle done again? Are we
Speaker 1: love Kyle? All right? Will you help us pick a
Speaker 1: tweeter of the week? Who wants to read them? Are
Speaker 1: you good at reading them? I'm not. I'm terrible, but
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Speaker 1: to two, and then we picked the number one. So
Speaker 1: say who they are and their handle? So I'm reading
Speaker 1: all five? Yeah, okay, And we narrowed down to two
Speaker 1: and then we picked number one. This from this one
Speaker 1: from Cheyenne Constant. Yes making selling. Michael's got a one
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Speaker 1: will come under an umbrella? Yes, he has an IMDb credit.
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Speaker 1: again Cheyenne Constant at Trixie Firecracker on this season, Leo's
Speaker 1: got a one on one. What are the odds someone
Speaker 1: will come under an umbrella? Winky face? I think a lot?
Speaker 1: Pretty high, okay? Number two. Number two is from Carly
Speaker 1: Johnson and it's at Art and Marine. Damn, Chris put
Speaker 1: on a master class and douchebaggery this week. I didn't
Speaker 1: think it was possible to for a nest shit nest
Speaker 1: shipping flat earther, but Chris was somehow worse. Guys. Pretty good,
Speaker 1: pretty good, pretty good, that's not too bad. Number three
Speaker 1: from Mandy Dunn Sampson at Art Marine. I'm in my way,
Speaker 1: I'm I'm in my hometown watching my grandmother, who says
Speaker 1: this reminds me of a bunch of Randy Goats, which
Speaker 1: is also a show I would watch. Mandy Dunne Sampson.
Speaker 1: That's my favorite so far that I like her grandmother.
Speaker 1: Another one from Cheyenne Constant. How crap of a person
Speaker 1: do you have to be? That Seeing Garrett is a
Speaker 1: breath of fresh air, sure store, and the last one
Speaker 1: from Meg Corbs. Feel my passion is just code name
Speaker 1: for Boner. Right, yes, feel my passion is what Chris
Speaker 1: kept saying. You could feel my passion. You can feel
Speaker 1: my passion. All right, I'm gonna narrow it down to
Speaker 1: Randy Goats and the one after it? Okay, should I should?
Speaker 1: I read the meta? All Right, we're gonna start with
Speaker 1: Randy Goats. Here we go. Mandy Done Sampson in the
Speaker 1: running for best weet in the week. I'm in my
Speaker 1: hometown watching with my grandmother, who says, this reminds me
Speaker 1: of a bunch of Randy Goats, which is also a
Speaker 1: show I would watch True Story, And uh, the next
Speaker 1: one was the Garrett is a breath of Fredd. Okay,
Speaker 1: how crap of a person do you have to be
Speaker 1: that Seeing Garrett is a breath of fresh air? Katie,
Speaker 1: which do you pick one? Okay? Anna, all right, I'm
Speaker 1: gonna go with goats, just to really throw I'm gonna
Speaker 1: go with goats, So it's up to you. I choose
Speaker 1: Randy Goats. Yeah, with Mandy Done SAMs, Oh my god,
Speaker 1: I will be July fourteen at the uh in Milwaukee,
Speaker 1: Wisconsin at Bonker's Comedy Club, doing two shows with Helen Hong,
Speaker 1: and then we will be at Zaney's National August five, Anna, Rob, Benedict,
Speaker 1: Me and hopefully our new best friend Jordan's um and
Speaker 1: do you have any wen I'll be in San Antonio
Speaker 1: the July Largo Theater September. Michael uh longfellow Michael dot Com.
Speaker 1: I am in New Mexico somewhere the eighteenth and nineteenth.
Speaker 1: I don't know where, but it's all the information is there? Great?
Speaker 1: I love it all right, let's play the song out
Speaker 1: and uh I I I will watch the proposal and
Speaker 1: do this week's with you, and then we start right
Speaker 1: off here we go. Good stuff, everybody, don't forget to pets.
Speaker 1: Thank you, thank you, thank you so much for having me.
Speaker 1: Thank you. Ye Will you accept this resonation? Will you? Guys?
Speaker 1: You are male? Newbie I am. I'm so excited. Debbie,
Speaker 1: Debbie Ryan is our female. I hope I'll be back back.
Speaker 1: I've been learning to ask shows to have you back
Speaker 1: while you're there. Oh yeah, accept this palm that I
Speaker 1: left on your doors. I wrote a play for you.