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This is 0:03:18.919 --> 0:03:24.840 the get ready to get ready to hear my voice 0:03:24.919 --> 0:03:28.000 at all the worst now at your blood. Wait, I 0:03:28.040 --> 0:03:29.960 can hear. No, this is better. I turned it up. 0:03:30.360 --> 0:03:35.480 It doesn't I could hear. So it doesn't matter, it 0:03:35.560 --> 0:03:42.600 doesn't wear. You can't hear it. Beautiful thing, thank you? 0:03:42.640 --> 0:03:45.800 I am not Yeah, you just have this voice about training. 0:03:49.400 --> 0:03:56.600 Rob my god, America, here's a birthday present for you. Wow. 0:03:56.800 --> 0:03:59.320 What a week and Bachelor Nation. This is art and 0:03:59.400 --> 0:04:03.360 marine me to you. High in Hollywood. High in Hollywood. 0:04:03.880 --> 0:04:06.960 There's cops everywhere. There was a creeper in the elevator 0:04:07.040 --> 0:04:11.600 with me. I am so excited to have two gentlemen. 0:04:11.800 --> 0:04:16.000 It's a sausage festival today. Um, we have a newbie today, 0:04:16.120 --> 0:04:18.760 we have a newbie. I'm gonna start with I'm going 0:04:18.800 --> 0:04:23.440 to start with our our what is it, old timer? 0:04:23.480 --> 0:04:29.000 How do you phrase it? Veteran? Veteran veteran you know, Um, 0:04:29.400 --> 0:04:32.320 he's also my partner in crime and dolling out life advice. 0:04:32.640 --> 0:04:35.640 We got some feedback. People liked our life advice. Really, 0:04:35.760 --> 0:04:39.480 I felt we not that well. Just it was a 0:04:39.480 --> 0:04:43.600 tough situation. Thought. This is a man who's won an 0:04:43.600 --> 0:04:46.680 Emmy for Inside Amy Schumer. This is a man who 0:04:46.880 --> 0:04:50.200 makes amazing Instagram video. Thank you. This is a man 0:04:50.240 --> 0:04:53.839 who loves trashy reality television who's a favorite of mine. 0:04:53.960 --> 0:04:58.359 Mr Kyle Don Again, thank you you Kyle. We missed 0:04:58.400 --> 0:05:01.200 you this time. I'm doing much better. Last week. I 0:05:01.240 --> 0:05:03.760 was in a bad space. Well you can't let your 0:05:03.760 --> 0:05:05.880 blood sugar get low, no, And I was also I 0:05:05.960 --> 0:05:09.000 was peak stress when we recorded. But now I'm fine. 0:05:09.360 --> 0:05:11.960 Well you're Matt, you were, you're feeling for her. I 0:05:12.040 --> 0:05:14.880 was mad at everything. I was my car, everything we 0:05:15.000 --> 0:05:17.440 have in your car, you know it. Just I couldn't 0:05:17.440 --> 0:05:20.040 get a space. It's a whole boring story, but now 0:05:20.200 --> 0:05:23.800 the the overall takeaway is a much better back to Kyle. Yeah, 0:05:24.200 --> 0:05:26.920 like myself, we want to welcome to the podcast. Now. 0:05:27.040 --> 0:05:32.680 This is no exaggeration. I consider this person. I feel, um, 0:05:32.720 --> 0:05:35.960 I feel protective of this person. I actually captured this 0:05:36.040 --> 0:05:39.960 young man from the desert. This is I did stand 0:05:40.040 --> 0:05:43.720 up about two years ago in Scott's Dale and this 0:05:43.839 --> 0:05:47.000 gentleman opened for me and he had just, I believe, 0:05:47.120 --> 0:05:49.080 just turned twenty one at the time. He was he 0:05:49.120 --> 0:05:51.880 was finally old enough to do stand up and in 0:05:51.960 --> 0:05:54.640 the bars. And you've been doing it at the improv 0:05:54.720 --> 0:05:56.760 and they made you stand outside before your sets and 0:05:56.800 --> 0:05:59.720 then go in and do him because you weren't legal outside. 0:05:59.800 --> 0:06:03.320 So he's doing this. It felt cool. Honestly, I'm really 0:06:03.600 --> 0:06:06.760 out here. This kid was so funny who opened for me? 0:06:06.800 --> 0:06:08.680 He was so fucking good, and he was like and 0:06:08.760 --> 0:06:10.360 I was like, this twenty one year old and he 0:06:10.400 --> 0:06:14.760 looks like fourteen, Like he looks like extra no, but 0:06:14.800 --> 0:06:18.599 he's very handsome, dreaming like movies, like movie star dreaming 0:06:18.680 --> 0:06:21.440 for but like you look, so here's this kid opening 0:06:21.480 --> 0:06:25.920 for me. And he was so good and and normally 0:06:25.960 --> 0:06:28.960 I wouldn't disrupt somebody's life because look, it's a tough town. 0:06:29.600 --> 0:06:32.280 Most people don't make it. But I was like, this 0:06:32.480 --> 0:06:35.160 kid's got it and he shouldn't wait ten years to 0:06:35.279 --> 0:06:38.920 then come try. And I so basically I stole him 0:06:38.960 --> 0:06:41.160 and brought him to l A and he just did Conan. 0:06:41.279 --> 0:06:43.440 He's killing it. He's gonna be a huge superstar. Mike 0:06:43.480 --> 0:06:52.000 alon Fellow that is now. No, he did go on 0:06:52.120 --> 0:06:54.599 and I went to the taping and he he made 0:06:54.600 --> 0:06:58.680 Conan laugh, he made Martin short laugh, short laugh. Ignored 0:06:58.720 --> 0:07:01.839 Sean penn on actual it in, but I definitely ignored him. 0:07:02.000 --> 0:07:04.360 I saw him come up in compliment. Yeah, he was like, hey, 0:07:04.400 --> 0:07:06.200 good set. I didn't hear it. It was after the set. 0:07:06.240 --> 0:07:08.920 I was like talking to other people, how many times 0:07:08.920 --> 0:07:10.600 have you gone over in your head? Like thanks Sean 0:07:10.640 --> 0:07:13.880 penn Like, have you beat yourself up about that? No? Great? 0:07:14.040 --> 0:07:17.960 He had a very unapproachable demeanor from because the green room. Yeah, 0:07:18.000 --> 0:07:20.240 so I wasn't too bummed. It would have been nice 0:07:20.240 --> 0:07:23.000 to at least I feel rude definitely. Now, Michael, do 0:07:23.040 --> 0:07:25.800 you still live with You've been living with it eighty 0:07:25.880 --> 0:07:28.600 what year old woman? I live with Carol, she's eighty three. 0:07:28.840 --> 0:07:30.520 I used to I just moved out a week ago. 0:07:30.920 --> 0:07:34.120 I would like to buy this sitcom? What it is is? 0:07:34.240 --> 0:07:37.480 Young kid comes to town? Yeah, old lady? What's her name? Carol? 0:07:37.800 --> 0:07:42.320 Watched Judge Judy together every day and Eagle Rock Glendale. 0:07:43.280 --> 0:07:45.280 Why did you move out? You loved living with Carol? 0:07:45.520 --> 0:07:48.080 I did, but you know you have to live a 0:07:48.080 --> 0:07:51.800 real life eventually, and I think you're getting laid. I 0:07:51.840 --> 0:07:54.680 have a girlfriend. Here we go. That's what happened the 0:07:54.800 --> 0:07:59.080 opening theme song, Yeah I came to HOLLYO my dream, 0:07:59.160 --> 0:08:09.200 but all they named Carol Cool. We watch the yeah 0:08:09.440 --> 0:08:12.680 um we also have with us of course our favorite 0:08:12.760 --> 0:08:18.320 ladies Katie Living and Anna hasne Um. How are you 0:08:18.360 --> 0:08:22.520 guys doing this week? Okay, I'm really good. I have 0:08:22.520 --> 0:08:25.840 a foster dog, oh my god, named Bunny. She's from 0:08:25.840 --> 0:08:29.280 the North Central l a shelter. She's very shy and 0:08:29.240 --> 0:08:31.320 did bring her today because I didn't want to overwhelm her. 0:08:31.320 --> 0:08:34.560 We went to a park earlier where she just stood 0:08:34.559 --> 0:08:36.680 in the grass the whole time. When it' sit down 0:08:36.679 --> 0:08:38.960 with and how does she get along with Scout? She 0:08:39.040 --> 0:08:41.840 loves Scout, But she's just like this dog saw some ship. 0:08:42.480 --> 0:08:46.240 She's got like PTSD, like she's the best. It's gonna 0:08:46.280 --> 0:08:48.440 be hard to get rid of her. Well, I'm gonna 0:08:48.520 --> 0:08:51.000 hopefully adopt her out to like I want someone like 0:08:51.040 --> 0:08:53.440 really good to adopt her. She's still coming out of 0:08:53.440 --> 0:08:55.800 her shell. Okay, I will find this. Oh she's a 0:08:55.840 --> 0:08:58.480 thirty five pound Jindo mix, so she's like a pretty 0:08:58.559 --> 0:09:01.480 little dog, and she's really cute. If you follow me 0:09:01.520 --> 0:09:04.840 on Instagram, Katie underscore money. I've been posting photos of her. 0:09:05.000 --> 0:09:08.600 We'll put it on our website where she's great. These 0:09:08.640 --> 0:09:12.000 shelters are over crowded because animals get frightened of the fireworks. 0:09:12.040 --> 0:09:14.560 Is breeding season, they run away, and the shelters are 0:09:14.559 --> 0:09:16.839 and so healthy. Dogs and cats are getting put right now. 0:09:16.840 --> 0:09:19.360 All adoptions are free, and you can also foster if 0:09:19.360 --> 0:09:21.160 you want. All of the l A City shelters are 0:09:21.160 --> 0:09:23.320 anywhere where you are. Pretty much all right. I think 0:09:23.360 --> 0:09:25.480 I got the theme song for them. I don't think 0:09:25.520 --> 0:09:31.800 someone Katie and Anna, they're new in town, yes, and 0:09:31.800 --> 0:09:36.600 Anna not so much. I met a really cute dog, 0:09:37.040 --> 0:09:39.880 Admiral Biscuit. He's one and a half years old. He's 0:09:39.880 --> 0:09:42.680 a cattle dog mix. He's forty five pounds. He's great trained, 0:09:42.720 --> 0:09:45.920 he's he's smart. He's a C A, k C and 0:09:46.000 --> 0:09:49.400 c g C certified Therapy Dog ready. He's a rescue 0:09:49.480 --> 0:09:52.600 that this lady found. He lived outside in a dog 0:09:52.720 --> 0:09:55.280 run since she was eight weeks old. He's so sweet. 0:09:55.360 --> 0:09:57.360 We're gonna put it, but he's looking for a permanent 0:09:58.679 --> 0:10:00.240 We'll put him on our Facebook page if you guys 0:10:00.280 --> 0:10:04.760 are interested in adopting with funny to Admiral Biscuit and 0:10:04.960 --> 0:10:08.880 Admiral Biscuit. He's KGB ready, he's ready for the k 0:10:09.200 --> 0:10:12.959 g B. Also, before we get going Nashville, we're doing 0:10:12.960 --> 0:10:17.000 our live show me Rob Benedict and uh and I 0:10:17.120 --> 0:10:20.120 just I just emailed Jordan's I'm trying to get Jordan 0:10:20.240 --> 0:10:23.920 to come the Villain model. Um, so that would be 0:10:23.920 --> 0:10:27.160 a zenies Nashville, Sunday, August five, two pm. Tickets or 0:10:27.160 --> 0:10:30.160 twenty bucks. Come and here we go. Now, Michael, this 0:10:30.240 --> 0:10:32.400 is your first season watching The Bachelor? Yeah, it's my No, 0:10:32.640 --> 0:10:36.520 last season was my first season watching The Bachelor. Specifically, 0:10:36.559 --> 0:10:39.079 come on this podcast. Did you watch for this podcast? 0:10:39.280 --> 0:10:42.959 I know, um, half and half I watched with my girlfriend, 0:10:42.960 --> 0:10:45.040 got really into it and it's a great Monday night things. 0:10:45.840 --> 0:10:48.480 Come over and watch it. Take the stress off of 0:10:48.520 --> 0:10:50.440 the rest of the week. And then also, yeah, I 0:10:50.440 --> 0:10:52.800 want to do this podcast and just you wait, I 0:10:52.800 --> 0:10:55.240 think Kyle and I can be very honest and like 0:10:55.360 --> 0:10:57.120 you know that the best is yet to come because 0:10:57.200 --> 0:10:59.120 you're getting to know all these people just so you 0:10:59.160 --> 0:11:00.880 can get to paradise, which is the greatest show on 0:11:00.880 --> 0:11:06.680 Teller is the best. The Winter Games. Paradise is the 0:11:06.679 --> 0:11:09.520 dessert Paradise is the best one. It's so fine. A 0:11:09.920 --> 0:11:12.000 from the last season went to my high school. He did, 0:11:12.440 --> 0:11:15.360 what do you know about I don't know anything, douche. 0:11:15.800 --> 0:11:20.560 He fits the bill pretty well for Scottsdale. He is like, 0:11:20.800 --> 0:11:23.840 he's got to be fifteen years older than he's like 0:11:23.920 --> 0:11:26.560 thirty five, right, he's at least thirty five. Well that's 0:11:26.559 --> 0:11:30.120 only ten years older, but he's older. I didn't know him, 0:11:30.160 --> 0:11:33.120 yea brother, that's if he was still hanging out when 0:11:33.120 --> 0:11:35.120 you were there, that would have an extra creeper that 0:11:35.160 --> 0:11:37.559 would have been a years old. But he's still in 0:11:37.640 --> 0:11:44.199 high school. Sorry forget you. I'm a piece of ship 0:11:44.280 --> 0:11:46.840 and everybody knows it. All right, Here we go, Have you, guys, 0:11:47.480 --> 0:11:51.679 if I hear this phrase one more time, Virginia is 0:11:51.720 --> 0:11:56.080 for lovers? I mean that even come from I mean, 0:11:56.160 --> 0:11:59.560 why is Virginia for love? Why is Virginia from anybody? 0:12:00.120 --> 0:12:02.680 I didn't know either, And I'm doing an intervention. Put 0:12:02.679 --> 0:12:04.679 down your phone, pick up the mic and join us. 0:12:04.679 --> 0:12:09.400 Get your smile back. Looking at Katie's puppy. Have you 0:12:09.400 --> 0:12:11.719 guys been to Virginia Is it for lovers? Have you 0:12:11.760 --> 0:12:16.800 been to Virginia? Sana? Is it for lovers? The trees 0:12:16.960 --> 0:12:20.559 change in such a way I thought I needed some rebranding. 0:12:20.600 --> 0:12:23.720 I feel like Hawaii's for lover the coast with the trees. 0:12:24.679 --> 0:12:28.079 It's so close to DC Virginia. I don't know anybody 0:12:28.120 --> 0:12:29.559 that would go on a honeymoon and be like, we're 0:12:29.559 --> 0:12:32.839 going great to Virginia. Who had, Like some comic doesn't 0:12:32.920 --> 0:12:35.400 something like classic comic have a bit about the states 0:12:35.720 --> 0:12:38.160 and how they don't make sense because like New Hampshire 0:12:38.240 --> 0:12:40.640 is like live, free or die, and then the other 0:12:40.640 --> 0:12:44.120 one it's just like cheese state. Yeah, and you know 0:12:44.160 --> 0:12:45.560 where they come up with the ship. I have to 0:12:45.559 --> 0:12:48.360 say growing up in New England when you actually get 0:12:48.440 --> 0:12:50.400 to New Hampshire, because it looks a lot like Vermont, 0:12:50.440 --> 0:12:53.400 but the second you cross over, you're like, oh, they 0:12:53.400 --> 0:12:55.920 are the live for your diet, like they got nothing 0:12:55.960 --> 0:12:58.800 to lose or off their grid. There's gun racks and 0:12:58.800 --> 0:13:01.440 they'll key your car. Like you don't funk with New Hampshire. 0:13:02.280 --> 0:13:06.480 Would you agree with that? Absolutely a little, although I 0:13:06.520 --> 0:13:09.520 do like Hampton Beach was Hampton Beach. It's a beach 0:13:09.559 --> 0:13:12.160 on the coast of Hampshire. There every summer when I 0:13:12.160 --> 0:13:14.840 was a kid. Is it near lake when hockey? All right? 0:13:15.600 --> 0:13:18.319 All right, so then we've got Virginia's couldn't be farther 0:13:18.440 --> 0:13:26.760 from like like Washington, Washington State. No, No, there's a lake, 0:13:26.880 --> 0:13:28.880 there's a like a speed, there's like I will bet 0:13:29.000 --> 0:13:32.520 my life I want that. I have no idea where 0:13:32.520 --> 0:13:36.160 it is. Sorry, okay, that's like New England fights. You 0:13:36.200 --> 0:13:42.760 guys have problem with me? You think a better than me. 0:13:43.160 --> 0:13:45.320 I met you at my squamer cant We'll fight out 0:13:45.320 --> 0:13:47.880 of the beach. I'll meet you at a rocky point, 0:13:47.920 --> 0:13:52.560 sticky point. It's so exciting, rocky point where we can 0:13:52.640 --> 0:13:55.720 call im a live rocky point. You're all a bit 0:13:55.840 --> 0:13:59.920 Did you share us some rocky boy? Do you remember that? 0:14:01.760 --> 0:14:04.160 How about this? We had the biggest little state in 0:14:04.200 --> 0:14:07.840 the Union, Rhode Island, Rhode Island, we had the biggest 0:14:07.840 --> 0:14:11.560 little state in the Union. Come in see. I had 0:14:11.600 --> 0:14:13.480 a shirt with a seagull on it that said that 0:14:14.520 --> 0:14:18.079 you have like that, Michael, No, we're state songs a thing. 0:14:18.520 --> 0:14:20.840 I think when Rhode Island was desperate and nobody wanted 0:14:20.880 --> 0:14:24.880 to go to Rhode Island, Connecticut. You con husky, I 0:14:25.040 --> 0:14:32.560 find I have a Connecticut victory. Let's go. Yeah, not Ragon? 0:14:32.680 --> 0:14:37.960 Would you study? I studied acting waste of time? Who 0:14:38.040 --> 0:14:43.000 was your nemesis? Who was your nemesis? Guys? I think 0:14:43.080 --> 0:14:46.280 I saw a homeless person mctagger, and then spend was 0:14:46.280 --> 0:14:49.120 I got to stab me with the mcagger? What is it? Mctag? 0:14:49.320 --> 0:14:53.160 What was it? Fletcher? Mctagger? Okay, So then she's like 0:14:53.360 --> 0:14:55.960 Virginia is for lovers. It's fresh clean, here is the 0:14:55.960 --> 0:14:58.360 opposite of Las Vegas, the old and the new. And 0:14:58.400 --> 0:15:01.120 she stays at the Quirk Hotel, which the name of 0:15:01.120 --> 0:15:04.120 the Quirk Hotel made me mad? Why to make you mad? 0:15:04.320 --> 0:15:08.120 It just like they're like, Okay, we're branding. We're trying 0:15:08.120 --> 0:15:11.040 to make it's a boutique hotel. We're quirky, but we're 0:15:11.080 --> 0:15:13.600 cool where modern is doing. Like, okay, how about this quirk? 0:15:15.320 --> 0:15:17.520 I just pictures. I'm coming up with it. But work. 0:15:17.600 --> 0:15:19.360 It means you have to walk down a flight of 0:15:19.440 --> 0:15:22.440 stairs to your room. It's basically like a Marriott with 0:15:22.480 --> 0:15:24.600 like a pink throw pillot. It's always like we have 0:15:24.840 --> 0:15:27.240 very small rooms. We've got to go with quirk. We've 0:15:27.280 --> 0:15:31.880 got to go with new age modern hip? How close 0:15:32.000 --> 0:15:39.600 your bed is the toilet? Who are you rooting for? Michael? 0:15:39.640 --> 0:15:43.360 Who's your Who's your? Who do you want to win? Um? 0:15:43.680 --> 0:15:47.040 I was a big I was a big Chris fan are. 0:15:47.840 --> 0:15:50.080 I thought he was really real, you know? And I 0:15:50.120 --> 0:15:52.120 thought he got ganged up on and Lincoln is the 0:15:52.120 --> 0:15:54.960 worst and he's picking on Chris. So sad to see 0:15:55.000 --> 0:15:56.760 Chris go, honestly, because I think all the other guys 0:15:56.760 --> 0:15:59.600 are pretty normal and cool. Yeah right now. And they 0:15:59.600 --> 0:16:02.280 were the US too. They have the last two stars. 0:16:02.400 --> 0:16:04.200 Jordan left and he was the big star. He was 0:16:04.240 --> 0:16:06.560 the best one ever. Do you know the best? My 0:16:06.640 --> 0:16:08.960 favorite thing to tell people on Earth? Do you know 0:16:09.040 --> 0:16:13.640 the secret about Lincoln? Don't? Oh? Wait? Well, I mean 0:16:13.680 --> 0:16:20.720 I know he's the worst? Had this? Okay wait, wait 0:16:20.760 --> 0:16:22.440 here we go? We have not had We have not 0:16:22.600 --> 0:16:25.200 a single podcast this year where I haven't anna. Are 0:16:25.240 --> 0:16:27.880 you numb to me? Telling the gift of me? Telling people? 0:16:28.120 --> 0:16:31.000 The last detail that we learned recently has put me 0:16:31.080 --> 0:16:34.440 over there. I'm gonna read it. Okay, Gardy ready, Gary, 0:16:34.480 --> 0:16:36.880 don't don't wait, Chris, Chris wait, wait, okay wait. I 0:16:36.920 --> 0:16:38.840 don't know why I'm calling you Christ. Okay, we got 0:16:38.840 --> 0:16:40.880 ready very ready, ready ready, ready, ready, here we go 0:16:42.280 --> 0:16:46.160 Lincoln apparently, so he was on as you know, the 0:16:46.400 --> 0:16:49.280 Live like are you ready to meet some of your 0:16:49.280 --> 0:16:52.480 bachelor's like the live finale for her, which he was announced. 0:16:52.680 --> 0:16:55.240 So then he came out. So then because of that, 0:16:55.400 --> 0:16:57.520 people can be like, say you were one of them. 0:16:57.720 --> 0:17:00.200 They could be like, oh, I know Michael Longfellow, like 0:17:00.240 --> 0:17:02.000 and they can like tweet their friends like here's the 0:17:02.040 --> 0:17:04.679 fact of I know that guy. So apparently when he 0:17:04.760 --> 0:17:07.240 was one of the first guys that came out, the 0:17:07.280 --> 0:17:09.680 word got out that was like I know that guy. 0:17:09.880 --> 0:17:12.120 I worked with him at Oracle, which is sort of 0:17:12.160 --> 0:17:15.600 like a Microsoft type thing, like it's like it's a 0:17:15.680 --> 0:17:19.199 it's a database thing they store information. And he's the 0:17:19.240 --> 0:17:22.919 guy that in the public restrooms would not use the 0:17:23.040 --> 0:17:28.320 toilet but would make a nest of toilet paper shot 0:17:28.400 --> 0:17:32.040 on the nest and then take your nest shitter and 0:17:32.080 --> 0:17:33.960 then he would put it and then he would flush it. 0:17:34.040 --> 0:17:37.040 He would just flush it. He wouldn't sit on those toilets, 0:17:37.280 --> 0:17:41.440 put the nest. So he put the ship, he did 0:17:41.440 --> 0:17:48.119 the little Yeah, he made a nest on the ground. Yeah, 0:17:48.520 --> 0:17:51.080 and then he toilet up and he flushed it. Yeah, 0:17:52.160 --> 0:17:55.439 I've never liked him more. Okay yet ready, okay, Well 0:17:55.480 --> 0:17:58.480 you know he's also a registered sex offender. Right, Oh 0:17:58.560 --> 0:18:01.960 well that's yeah. But the shifting things, no, no, no, 0:18:02.000 --> 0:18:04.240 mean I have to find this. Wait, we even I 0:18:04.280 --> 0:18:08.240 have to find this. So then there's another thing that happened, 0:18:08.440 --> 0:18:10.880 which was an email got sent to us. Why can't 0:18:10.880 --> 0:18:14.920 I find it? Shoot? I forwarded it. Hold on, Anna, 0:18:14.920 --> 0:18:17.960 you guys talked amongst your will you send it? We 0:18:18.000 --> 0:18:22.840 texted to me. Oh my god. That lady Katie McDonald 0:18:22.840 --> 0:18:24.720 who came to our live show in Austin is her 0:18:24.760 --> 0:18:27.879 divorces final lines and she's submitting an application to the Bachelor. 0:18:27.880 --> 0:18:30.600 I hope she gets long. Congratulations. I even sign you 0:18:30.680 --> 0:18:34.360 up if you were single, just to get I definitely 0:18:34.359 --> 0:18:36.520 do it. Would your girlfriend let you do it? Probably? 0:18:37.119 --> 0:18:41.200 Can we sign you up? Um? You think it's stable? Yes, 0:18:41.320 --> 0:18:43.879 I think I'm too much of a public figure. No, 0:18:43.960 --> 0:18:45.920 I think you're doing the eye. All right, Yeah, let's 0:18:45.920 --> 0:18:48.639 do it. We do it. Send a tape. How do 0:18:48.680 --> 0:18:50.480 we get to start it? Um? You know what, I 0:18:50.600 --> 0:18:52.399 have to wait till the next round, So you have 0:18:52.440 --> 0:18:54.600 to make it through because it wouldn't be till next fall, 0:18:55.200 --> 0:18:57.280 so we'll do it during paradise. We're I shouldn't do 0:18:57.320 --> 0:18:59.120 some stuff for like when I get on it comes 0:18:59.119 --> 0:19:01.240 out that I like Bill the nest, and then you 0:19:01.240 --> 0:19:03.359 should start shooting in a nest. You should start shooting 0:19:03.359 --> 0:19:05.000 in a nest. All right, get ready? This is a 0:19:05.000 --> 0:19:10.119 present for Katie Nest Shitter. Hi, y'all love the podcast 0:19:10.160 --> 0:19:11.840 I listened to every week and quote it to my 0:19:11.880 --> 0:19:14.920 non bachelor friends and boyfriend who think I'm certifiably insane 0:19:14.920 --> 0:19:18.360 for my love with the franchise. Recently, I was chattling. Recently, 0:19:18.400 --> 0:19:20.639 I was chatting with said non Bachelor watching friends, and 0:19:20.640 --> 0:19:23.280 one of them told me that his sister's friend worked 0:19:23.280 --> 0:19:28.560 in d C with Lincoln Hold please okay um um, 0:19:28.720 --> 0:19:31.800 and that he didn't just fashion nests in the public 0:19:31.840 --> 0:19:38.199 restrooms to ship. He shipped in his cubicle. Yes, his cube. 0:19:38.240 --> 0:19:41.960 He has a cube shitter allegedly. How exciting is that? 0:19:41.960 --> 0:19:45.240 That's not real? There's no way that's that happens once 0:19:45.280 --> 0:19:48.920 and then you're out of its. Cubicle means there's someone 0:19:49.080 --> 0:19:52.800 next to you. That's what a cubicle is, someone's And 0:19:52.840 --> 0:19:59.000 if someone saw that means someone saw you. Oh my god, 0:19:59.400 --> 0:20:02.920 poop with out water whole another thing, it's ten times 0:20:02.920 --> 0:20:05.359 work that didn't happen, locked out of the house or something. 0:20:07.080 --> 0:20:08.760 Oh my god, that's a really good idea. Can you 0:20:08.760 --> 0:20:11.240 guys email us your phone number and we can call 0:20:11.280 --> 0:20:14.160 you next week because we're not believing. We need we need. 0:20:14.440 --> 0:20:17.120 I believe you, but I'm the only one I need 0:20:17.160 --> 0:20:21.320 to know you think, and I believe. I believe that 0:20:21.359 --> 0:20:27.840 he is. That someone shifts in the office and the 0:20:27.880 --> 0:20:30.640 open air. They no longer get arrested. You no longer 0:20:30.680 --> 0:20:35.640 work there. You're absolutely right. You're like the new guy. 0:20:35.720 --> 0:20:38.280 You're like, what is he? And it's like it's just Lincoln. 0:20:41.359 --> 0:20:43.600 If I wrote us that email, please send us more 0:20:43.640 --> 0:20:46.720 details if you can figure them out, names, numbers, content. 0:20:46.880 --> 0:20:49.360 We want to talk to your friend that worked there. 0:20:49.440 --> 0:20:52.679 We want to We would like to phone them. I 0:20:52.720 --> 0:20:56.400 want evidence about the story. It was like after hours, 0:20:56.600 --> 0:20:59.440 the bathrooms are locked. He likes ship in his cubicle once. 0:20:59.520 --> 0:21:02.080 Where were his place? Have you ever have you ever 0:21:02.200 --> 0:21:07.480 gone number two anywhere? Odd? Accidentally? Not that I can 0:21:07.560 --> 0:21:10.080 think of, No, the backyard. Yeah, I just hosted it 0:21:10.200 --> 0:21:12.760 myself a minute ago. You shut in the backyard. I us. 0:21:12.760 --> 0:21:15.080 You get locked out a lot. My mom would forget 0:21:15.160 --> 0:21:17.040 to keep the door lock and walk home from school 0:21:17.080 --> 0:21:19.119 and I'd be out there for hours and more than 0:21:19.160 --> 0:21:23.280 a few times. But while she was married, the Big 0:21:23.359 --> 0:21:28.280 John era this that's probably seven years old school across 0:21:28.320 --> 0:21:30.360 the street. I went to play with her one day 0:21:30.800 --> 0:21:33.160 and she had those like kid pants that like stretch, 0:21:34.280 --> 0:21:36.800 and she goes, oh no, no, she stands up, she 0:21:36.960 --> 0:21:39.919 starts to walk her house. Then she comes back and 0:21:39.920 --> 0:21:41.479 I'm like, what's going on? And she's like, oh no, no, 0:21:41.520 --> 0:21:46.199 it goes back house. I suddenly see like pushing out 0:21:46.280 --> 0:21:50.840 from her rear, this solid straight out like a poop 0:21:50.920 --> 0:21:54.320 coming straight out. I was a kid, but in my 0:21:54.480 --> 0:21:58.840 memory like a pipe. It came out like six inches 0:21:59.200 --> 0:22:02.479 solid right out. Were pushed her pants out, so they 0:22:02.520 --> 0:22:05.359 made this huge like ten The mom came running out, 0:22:05.400 --> 0:22:09.840 and the mom like chopped it down and then said 0:22:09.840 --> 0:22:12.119