Speaker 1: Hey, it's Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 2: And you know, we get all the credit for all
Speaker 2: these second dates going viral, for them charting on the
Speaker 2: top comedy podcast.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but really it's our listeners and they're terrible dating
Speaker 1: decisions that we have to think. Yes. Yeah, and the
Speaker 1: people who ghost people.
Speaker 3: Yes, yes, your toxicity has made us so funny.
Speaker 1: Yes, man, don't forget.
Speaker 2: We do have forty five more minutes of this. We've
Speaker 2: got a full show over on the Brook and Jeffrey
Speaker 2: main feed. If you like it, follow that one as well,
Speaker 2: and let's get into your second date.
Speaker 4: Second date up dates broke out.
Speaker 3: Of all the men that you've lured and seduced, God,
Speaker 3: how many of them have gotten up and walked away
Speaker 3: mid hookup?
Speaker 1: Oh my god?
Speaker 4: Or did they all suffer through it to the bitter end?
Speaker 1: No, they all suffered through it. One did dump me
Speaker 1: right after midnight on New Year's Eve.
Speaker 2: Oh, that one hurt because I was too drunk to
Speaker 2: drive home, so I had to sleep on the couch
Speaker 2: until the next morning, which is.
Speaker 1: All embarrassing because he lived all so with his brother.
Speaker 1: It was just it was embarrassing, but responsible.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm sure you hook up again.
Speaker 1: We woke up. It's a little bit we didn't.
Speaker 3: Okay, this is way too much information and too deep
Speaker 3: of a dive into brooks sad past. So I only
Speaker 3: was asking because our listener today, Lindsay said in her
Speaker 3: email she's feeling confused after her date ended awkwardly, just
Speaker 3: as things were starting to heat up romantically.
Speaker 1: And I bet she feels better after hearing my pathetic story.
Speaker 3: Yeah, probably, Lindsay, welcome to the show.
Speaker 5: I you feel better, but also like, oh gosh, this
Speaker 5: is so weird and I'm embarrassing and confusing.
Speaker 1: Well, don't feel bad about it, all the words people
Speaker 1: love to use in dating.
Speaker 3: Yes, and after we hear your story, I'm sure Brooke
Speaker 3: will share some of her real life advice then probably
Speaker 3: even have some video evidence of guys sprinting away from
Speaker 3: her house, so that way you'll feel really good about yourself. Now,
Speaker 3: tell us about this guy that you hung out with
Speaker 3: the other day.
Speaker 5: Okay, So I met this guy on a dating app up.
Speaker 5: His name is Damon, and we totally hit it off
Speaker 5: on our banter. He had a great sense of humor
Speaker 5: and I was really happy because we didn't text for
Speaker 5: like a crazy amount of time. It was just like, okay,
Speaker 5: why don't we meet up? And we ended up meeting
Speaker 5: at a bar, just as simple like a drink at
Speaker 5: a bar. It was it was great, Yeah, this.
Speaker 1: All sounds fantastic. What was it like when you first
Speaker 1: saw him?
Speaker 5: It was good. He looked like his pictures. And then
Speaker 5: it was actually kind of fun because literally, like fifteen
Speaker 5: minutes after we get to this bart starts handing us
Speaker 5: whiteboards and dry erasers and it turns out that it
Speaker 5: was trivia night.
Speaker 1: Oh my white style.
Speaker 4: Ran done that I actually had. That happened to me once.
Speaker 3: Me and my buddies were at a bar and all
Speaker 3: of a sudden, like people cart to cover with pencils
Speaker 3: and we're like, oh, I feel like.
Speaker 1: That's how I've ended up every turn really busy.
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, well we decided to stay. I mean I
Speaker 5: in my mind I was like, oh, this is kind
Speaker 5: of a nice, little like ice raker. Something was fun.
Speaker 5: And then it turned out that the questions were very hard.
Speaker 5: They always yeah, where we drew the line, it was
Speaker 5: like the square root of sixteen, and both of us
Speaker 5: were like, we're so horrible at math.
Speaker 2: I don't even remember.
Speaker 1: It's pretty man. I mean that did math shame you?
Speaker 1: But at least you guys are on the same page,
Speaker 1: I said, yeah.
Speaker 3: Just relationships shaming her, so keep going.
Speaker 2: We did.
Speaker 5: We were on the same page because neither of us
Speaker 5: knew it, so instead we just drew a square around
Speaker 5: the number.
Speaker 3: Well did they accept that as a correct answer?
Speaker 4: That's funny.
Speaker 5: Now, not only did they not accept it, they took
Speaker 5: our whiteboards away because they thought we weren't taking it.
Speaker 1: Seriously, dude, you got trivia shame.
Speaker 4: But you guys were being silly.
Speaker 3: You were having fun with it, and you got kicked out.
Speaker 2: Yes, way better than up on a day with someone
Speaker 2: who takes trivia two serious?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Ok yeah, So where'd you guys go after that?
Speaker 5: Well? Yeah, then obviously we had to pivot a little bit,
Speaker 5: and he very casually basically said, well, look, I live
Speaker 5: really close to her. If you want, you could just
Speaker 5: come to my place and maybe we can just watch
Speaker 5: a movie or something.
Speaker 1: Oh did he when he said movie?
Speaker 6: No?
Speaker 3: But I would that have worked on you, Brooke?
Speaker 1: No? But everybody okay, okay, honest more questions.
Speaker 4: That was on me.
Speaker 5: Okay, So yeah, we get to his place, we watch
Speaker 5: a movie, it was some action movie that I don't
Speaker 5: even remember the name. I don't know. I had a
Speaker 5: couple of drinks and then I was really feeling it,
Speaker 5: so I actually initiated things.
Speaker 4: Okay, what's your move to go in for it?
Speaker 5: Oh gosh, I mean.
Speaker 4: Just throw yourself out.
Speaker 1: I think she probably just kissed him. I think that
Speaker 1: that's all.
Speaker 4: Women don't really need to move.
Speaker 5: Okay, Yes, I was just we were just okay, we
Speaker 5: were just kissing.
Speaker 3: Okay, all right, yeah you're judging no matter what, we're
Speaker 3: looking for advice.
Speaker 5: Anyway, things did start heating up, and then the second
Speaker 5: that they got a little bit hotter, his mood completely
Speaker 5: changed and things just sort of stopped.
Speaker 4: Interesting.
Speaker 1: Do you know why?
Speaker 5: No idea so much so that I asked him like, hey,
Speaker 5: are you okay? Is everything okay? He's like, yeah, yeah, everything's.
Speaker 3: Fine, and then he started crying. Was that just me
Speaker 3: postok up?
Speaker 1: Honestly, the first thing that comes to my mind is
Speaker 1: that he's cheating.
Speaker 3: Honestly, Like you're saying that he felt guilty mid act?
Speaker 4: Yes, and so do you give him credit for lee stopping?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 2: I was thinking he was ready, Like if I don't
Speaker 2: shave my legs and then like something you know.
Speaker 1: That stops you. But I think about it.
Speaker 3: Lizzy, did you get that vibe from Damon that maybe
Speaker 3: he felt guilty about another woman?
Speaker 5: To be honest, I didn't even think about that. His
Speaker 5: place didn't give me the vibe that there was someone
Speaker 5: else like living there with him. I don't know at
Speaker 5: that point I could tell something shifted. I don't know,
Speaker 5: He's like, oh, it's fine. I'm thinking in my head,
Speaker 5: like fine, what I mean you have a girl like
Speaker 5: making out with you like and thinks they are going
Speaker 5: so great.
Speaker 4: Yeah, okay, So that was was at the end of
Speaker 4: the night.
Speaker 5: Then Yeah, I basically just finished my drink and I left.
Speaker 5: And now ever since then, I haven't heard from him,
Speaker 5: and I don't I don't want to seem like the
Speaker 5: needy one to be texting him.
Speaker 3: No, let us be the needy ones that are on
Speaker 3: the radio. Yeah, we'll take all the blame for you.
Speaker 3: When we come back, we'll call Damon and try and
Speaker 3: get you a second date update and finish what you
Speaker 3: two started on the couch that night right here on
Speaker 3: the radio.
Speaker 6: Thanks.
Speaker 5: I mean, it sounds kind of weird the way you
Speaker 5: say it, but.
Speaker 4: Okay, okay, we promise to listen. Hold on what second
Speaker 4: date update?
Speaker 3: Two dummies walk into a bar on trivia and sounds
Speaker 3: like the setup to a joke, But it's what actually happened,
Speaker 3: and I'm not the one calling them dummies, Lindsay said herself.
Speaker 3: The trivia that night was just way too hard, so
Speaker 3: hard that they decided to ditch the bar and went
Speaker 3: back to Damon's place instead.
Speaker 1: There's definitely some math teachers listening that are shaming you
Speaker 1: on the textboar.
Speaker 4: The square rod of sixteen. That is a hard one,
Speaker 4: I think.
Speaker 3: But just when things were about to get hot and heavy,
Speaker 3: Damon put the brakes on and that's where things kind
Speaker 3: of ended awkwardly, which is the big mystery.
Speaker 4: We still don't know why he did that.
Speaker 3: It's been floated around that maybe he could be a
Speaker 3: cheater and felt really guilty halfway through.
Speaker 1: Because they are starting the kissing, and maybe.
Speaker 3: He forgot to hit record on the camera and decided
Speaker 3: it wasn't worth throwing through it. I'm just saying it's
Speaker 3: happened to me before. But our goal today is figure
Speaker 3: this out. Why did he stop it? So that she
Speaker 3: can either get another day or at least get closure
Speaker 3: on what happened that night. Yeah.
Speaker 1: And the thing is, lindsay, you sound really hopeful about
Speaker 1: this guy.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I really really liked him. We had a great
Speaker 5: time to be honest with you before that happened. That
Speaker 5: was probably one of the best first states I've had.
Speaker 1: Like, truly, we gotta get we gotta fix it.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I'm like really kind of running in through my
Speaker 5: mind about what you said about him.
Speaker 3: Push your fine. I'm sure whatever the real reason is
Speaker 3: is ten times worse. And whatever your thinking, it's always
Speaker 3: good to overthink.
Speaker 4: No, No, definitely.
Speaker 1: Poor girl's anxiety.
Speaker 3: I king, but it's still well, let's get an answer
Speaker 3: or put you out of your misery whatever it is.
Speaker 4: I'm gonna get on his phone number right now so
Speaker 4: hopefully he picks up. Here we go.
Speaker 3: All right, Hello, Hey, looking to talk with Damon.
Speaker 6: Yeah, who was this?
Speaker 1: Hey, Hey day.
Speaker 4: We're a radio show. We're called Brook and Jeffrey in
Speaker 4: the Morning.
Speaker 1: Welcome to the show man.
Speaker 6: What's up calling me for a radio show? What's up
Speaker 6: with this?
Speaker 3: Yeah, we're We do a segment on our show it's
Speaker 3: called a second Date Update, and that's where we try
Speaker 3: to help out listeners who've gone out with someone recently.
Speaker 3: They had a really good time, but they aren't getting
Speaker 3: that second meet up, and this woman is trying to
Speaker 3: figure out why that happened.
Speaker 1: Do you have any ideas who we're referring to.
Speaker 6: I don't already play games with the radio or nothing
Speaker 6: like that, but I have no clue who you're talking about.
Speaker 4: It's not a game we do have.
Speaker 3: We do have segments where we do games, and we
Speaker 3: can have you on for that later if you'd lie.
Speaker 6: He doesn't do it.
Speaker 1: No, I don't think he's good at trivia. I remember
Speaker 1: Square sixteen.
Speaker 3: Yeah, we heard that trivia is in your strong thing.
Speaker 3: But this is more just about helping out our listener, Lindsey.
Speaker 4: Uh, okay, Yeah.
Speaker 3: So she called us and she told us about your guys'
Speaker 3: hangout the other night.
Speaker 1: And sounds awesome. It sounds like it was a great night.
Speaker 4: You guys kicked out of a bar together. That's like
Speaker 4: a bonding experience.
Speaker 6: Yeah, okay, yeah, I mean we hung out. I mean
Speaker 6: I don't know everything that she told you, but I mean.
Speaker 4: We heard about the bar trivia.
Speaker 3: She said that you were one of the funniest guys
Speaker 3: that she's been out with in a long time. Yeah,
Speaker 3: but afterwards she left your place having kind of more
Speaker 3: questions in her mind than answers.
Speaker 6: Oh really I got questions too, right O you too?
Speaker 1: That's interesting.
Speaker 4: I don't hear that.
Speaker 1: Okay, she was really into you.
Speaker 6: Well, we had fun playing trivia and all that, but
Speaker 6: she started kissing me. You know, we were watching a
Speaker 6: movie and she started kissing on me, like doing one
Speaker 6: of the best scenes Bad Boys, the.
Speaker 1: Original Bad Boys, the Will Smith.
Speaker 6: Origin, the Original Bad Boy. Okay, it was the first movie.
Speaker 6: It was the first movie there were two black lead
Speaker 6: actors in Hollywood. Thought it would never work, and it
Speaker 6: was one of the best.
Speaker 1: It's a great un But you were watching a movie
Speaker 1: to actually watch the movie.
Speaker 2: You were watching a movie to lead to the kissing part, right, Like,
Speaker 2: that's what you're doing it.
Speaker 6: Listen. It was the good part of the movie. It
Speaker 6: was a really good part of the movie.
Speaker 3: Movie you've seen a million times, so don't.
Speaker 2: Care about you don't pause, but it exists if you
Speaker 2: really want, that's why you stop the makeout session.
Speaker 6: This action packed movie and here's she is trying to
Speaker 6: get action with me.
Speaker 2: You are the first man that I think I've ever
Speaker 2: heard has been upset about something like that.
Speaker 6: I'm just saying, like, she just had an opportunity to
Speaker 6: get to know me.
Speaker 1: But listen, why didn't you just tell her like she
Speaker 1: made me to know that.
Speaker 3: Like if you me is what he's saying. Is this
Speaker 3: something that you discussed with her before putting the movie on,
Speaker 3: that this is a really important film and that you
Speaker 3: really want her to watch it.
Speaker 6: No, I mean no, I didn't. I didn't say that,
Speaker 6: but like during the part of the movie, in the
Speaker 6: middle of movie, I was like, Yo, this was really good.
Speaker 6: You have to really to this part.
Speaker 1: See, Oh you talked in the middle of the movie.
Speaker 6: Yeah, I mean she was kissing upon you know what
Speaker 6: I mean, regular gisses. These are French kisses. These are
Speaker 6: you know what I mean.
Speaker 3: Okay, some ladies just don't know that eyes need to
Speaker 3: stay on the screen during this timesses.
Speaker 4: Okay, Look, I don't think it was malicious.
Speaker 3: I don't think that Lindsay was was trying to like
Speaker 3: shove something in your face and say she doesn't care
Speaker 3: about your movies.
Speaker 4: She just really liked you. And you can let Lindsay
Speaker 4: tell you that.
Speaker 3: Because she's on the other line right now wanting to
Speaker 3: talk to you.
Speaker 1: Don't it's a good.
Speaker 3: Part, okay, yeah, I mean she is actually on the
Speaker 3: other line right now.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 6: Hi, Hey, I didn't know you was listening, but I
Speaker 6: mean you get my feeling though. I mean, you know
Speaker 6: what we talked about and how I kept trying to
Speaker 6: talk to you about it.
Speaker 5: Here. I just want to make so you're really like
Speaker 5: ghosting me. Wait, I'm just trying to figure this out.
Speaker 5: You you we had such a great date and then
Speaker 5: the reason why now you've decided to leave me hanging
Speaker 5: is because I started making out with you and your
Speaker 5: favorite part of the movie.
Speaker 6: You know what, it's not a movie. It's it's Bad Boys.
Speaker 6: It's Will Smith and Martin Lawrence. That's Bad Boys. And
Speaker 6: then you are trying to just make out with me
Speaker 6: and not really pay attention to the movie.
Speaker 5: Like really, I mean, listen, I was really into you,
Speaker 5: and I wasn't quite focused on anything else but you.
Speaker 5: I thought you would be like over the moon with that.
Speaker 6: We can watch get on Me. To get into me
Speaker 6: is to get into the movie.
Speaker 3: If you really liked him, you would take an interest
Speaker 3: in the things that he is interested in.
Speaker 1: Isn't this like a refreshing flip. You know, honestly, doesn't
Speaker 1: this feel good to have a worse problem? Say that
Speaker 1: he really wants to share his passion with you.
Speaker 6: That's all I want.
Speaker 5: I meant, if that's really what you wanted, you could
Speaker 5: have said so, and then we could have said you
Speaker 5: had to tell you right now.
Speaker 6: You know, I wasn't giving you tongue back. I was
Speaker 6: trying to watch.
Speaker 5: I've never had a date like this ever before in
Speaker 5: my life.
Speaker 1: Wow.
Speaker 3: And I think you mean that in a good way,
Speaker 3: because most guys aren't like Damon. He's one of a kind.
Speaker 3: He's kind of the opposite of a bad boy. He's
Speaker 3: a good one.
Speaker 5: Like it was that bad that that took precedence over
Speaker 5: how much fun we had before that.
Speaker 6: Listen, we had fun, but I want to get to
Speaker 6: know you too. But you need to get to know me.
Speaker 1: And you're not listening, Lizzie. It wasn't bad at all.
Speaker 1: It just was part of it.
Speaker 3: No matter how weird unusual that might sound. That's from
Speaker 3: the heart.
Speaker 1: It is a great movie if you pay attention, it is, Lindsay.
Speaker 3: Is there any way that you could see past this
Speaker 3: miscommunication that happened? Damon he wants to be intimate with you,
Speaker 3: just pause the movie or wait till it's done.
Speaker 6: No, no, you're not pausing a movie. You watch it
Speaker 6: all the way through.
Speaker 3: Okay, well once, once the credits roll, then the clothes
Speaker 3: can come off.
Speaker 4: So okay, okay?
Speaker 3: Is that something that you could see yourself being open to, Lindsay, I.
Speaker 5: Mean, if I haven't already offended him enough, I don't know.
Speaker 5: I just did such a bad job getting to know him.
Speaker 4: That's a fair point.
Speaker 1: That's fair sarcastic right now?
Speaker 5: Of course?
Speaker 4: Are you me well? Sounds like that's a yes from
Speaker 4: Lindsay for another date.
Speaker 3: I don't think I'm just reading in between the lines
Speaker 3: of what she said. A damon, are you willing to
Speaker 3: look past all of her flaws and give her one
Speaker 3: more chance to watch Bad Boys all the way through
Speaker 3: without interruption?
Speaker 6: You know what? That's gonna be a nover me because
Speaker 6: she still don't name of the movie? What's the name
Speaker 6: of the movie?
Speaker 5: I've heard it now? Bad Boys, one, two, and three?
Speaker 6: Sorry, Will Smith?
Speaker 3: And this girl, where are the respectful women in this society?
Speaker 4: This goes out to you, damon.
Speaker 3: The best movie trilogy of all time? Will Smith and
Speaker 3: Martin Lawrence.
Speaker 4: Remember the name Lindsay Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 3: Wow, the Internet is right. Men really are more sensitive nowadays.
Speaker 1: I love it. I think that it should be celebrated.
Speaker 1: Good on you all women.
Speaker 3: Women just don't understand that men don't want cheap, easy hookups.
Speaker 3: They want a lady who appreciates their Netflix action movie
Speaker 3: watch lists. It's timing, No, no, no, That's all we
Speaker 3: care about is our Netflix watch listen. And but woman
Speaker 3: isn't willing to do that and take that journey with us,
Speaker 3: then hit the bricks.
Speaker 1: What's your movie?
Speaker 4: Yeah? Okay, I I don't.
Speaker 3: Care if you've got a perfect ten body in.
Speaker 4: The face of a Disney princess.
Speaker 3: If you don't know who Martin Lawrence is, then you
Speaker 3: are not right with us.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Is that for you too? Because I feel like yours
Speaker 1: is going to be more like West Side Story or something.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm snapping my way out of the road.
Speaker 4: Don't you dare musical? Shame me? Okay, but I will
Speaker 4: say Lindsey was right.
Speaker 3: Damon was actually really funny, and I hope that I
Speaker 3: hope we talked to him again in a future.
Speaker 4: Second day, I think it.
Speaker 1: Still could have worked out.
Speaker 2: If she would have just been like I'm sorry, Yeah,
Speaker 2: I'm so sorry.
Speaker 3: She had to double down and not appreciate bad boys
Speaker 3: for the genius that I mean.
Speaker 1: Honestly, it was not knowing Martin Lawrence's name that did her.
Speaker 3: As disappointed there, and don't disappoint us any further. Make
Speaker 3: sure you go check out all of our second dates.
Speaker 3: They're up online. It's trending worldwide right now. Yeah, top
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Speaker 3: Go listen, subscribe, and show some damn respect from Martin
Speaker 3: Lawrence in the comments.
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