WEBVTT - Episode 7: Old Devil Moon 0:00:00.240 --> 0:00:04.840 Previously on does this murder make me look a Trio 0:00:05.120 --> 0:00:09.280 Dead Bodies, Dandy Tush and Kinki Kelly. 0:00:09.280 --> 0:00:13.240 James, surely you must have a suspicion about the murderer's identity. 0:00:13.680 --> 0:00:15.880 You want another truth, I got nothing. 0:00:16.600 --> 0:00:18.759 There's not a trace of this will. I'm done with 0:00:18.800 --> 0:00:19.239 this shit. 0:00:21.480 --> 0:00:24.280 James looked in the shower to find TJ's limp body 0:00:24.600 --> 0:00:25.599 covered in blood. 0:00:26.720 --> 0:00:30.800 Step into my pentagram. 0:00:29.880 --> 0:00:32.800 Reginalds, whatever you're doing, stop it right now. 0:00:33.520 --> 0:00:37.080 Meanwhile, in the library, one of my guests decided to strike. 0:00:37.520 --> 0:00:41.760 They broke into my hidden safe, found my will, and 0:00:42.080 --> 0:00:51.400 burned it to a press. Ah, dear listener, the end 0:00:51.479 --> 0:00:55.120 is near, the phrase audience members of the Inheritance never 0:00:55.240 --> 0:00:58.720 once heard. Let's start with a flashback to the night 0:00:58.760 --> 0:01:03.160 of everyone's arrival. I was still alive and still gay 0:01:03.920 --> 0:01:07.480 good times. I stood with James in my bedroom and said, 0:01:07.920 --> 0:01:08.840 it's almost time. 0:01:09.360 --> 0:01:10.160 The trap is set. 0:01:10.720 --> 0:01:11.039 Now. 0:01:11.319 --> 0:01:13.280 If I die tonight, you won't. 0:01:13.440 --> 0:01:15.920 But if I do, there will be a lot you'll 0:01:15.920 --> 0:01:19.280 need to figure out. I could tell you everything now, 0:01:19.319 --> 0:01:23.440 but I won't. If you solve my murder, you'll need 0:01:23.480 --> 0:01:27.560 to earn it, otherwise you'll be like everyone else. Wanting 0:01:27.640 --> 0:01:30.920 things handed to you. No, if you solve a mystery, 0:01:31.640 --> 0:01:35.880 it becomes yours and then you can write about it. 0:01:36.760 --> 0:01:38.600 You're looking for inspiration. 0:01:38.319 --> 0:01:41.200 Right, yes, but I don't want your death to be 0:01:41.280 --> 0:01:42.040 my inspiration. 0:01:42.480 --> 0:01:46.320 Too bad. The meuse strikes when she strikes. If all 0:01:46.319 --> 0:01:49.240 goes to plan, we'll catch my wannabe killer this weekend. 0:01:49.720 --> 0:01:52.680 Then we'll sit and write this whole mess down, every 0:01:52.800 --> 0:01:56.240 sticky detail. Of course, I'll take sixty five percent of 0:01:56.280 --> 0:01:58.920 all sales, but that's to haggle over later. 0:01:59.560 --> 0:02:02.520 What if you you're wrong. There's no guarantee you'll make 0:02:02.560 --> 0:02:03.040 it out of this. 0:02:03.440 --> 0:02:06.000 Then I'll have honored the oldest rule, and show business 0:02:06.560 --> 0:02:11.840 always leave them wanting more. Besides, life's but a walking shadow, 0:02:12.440 --> 0:02:15.200 a poor player that struts and frets his hour upon 0:02:15.280 --> 0:02:20.000 the stage and then has hurt no more. I know 0:02:20.120 --> 0:02:23.360 my films are a bit frivolous, but there's a place 0:02:23.360 --> 0:02:26.880 in this world for pure entertainment, don't you think? Oh, 0:02:26.919 --> 0:02:31.640 speaking of that, I have something for you. This book 0:02:31.880 --> 0:02:35.040 is one of my most prized possessions. I was going 0:02:35.080 --> 0:02:38.400 to give it to Wilmer, but he wouldn't understand its importance. 0:02:39.320 --> 0:02:43.440 That and I'm pretty sure he's illiterate. You're like a 0:02:43.480 --> 0:02:44.480 son to me anyway. 0:02:46.400 --> 0:02:49.200 Oh if you give him ouse a cookie? 0:02:49.320 --> 0:02:53.400 Classic Everything you need to be a great writer is 0:02:53.560 --> 0:02:54.679 in those pages. 0:02:55.720 --> 0:03:00.160 You just have to look here. 0:03:01.000 --> 0:03:04.280 Take the back entrance, will you sure? Thanks for being 0:03:04.280 --> 0:03:07.600 so kind to me, Bandy call me Jeremiah. 0:03:08.280 --> 0:03:09.400 Those closest to me do. 0:03:10.240 --> 0:03:13.880 It's my middle name. Now go see you on the 0:03:13.880 --> 0:03:18.440 flip side, kid, I'm coming. 0:03:21.639 --> 0:03:23.480 In a house on him. 0:03:24.160 --> 0:03:27.560 Lives a kay and his friends want him dead? 0:03:28.120 --> 0:03:28.240 Right? 0:03:28.480 --> 0:03:33.840 Why someone wants to kill him even though it's wrong? 0:03:34.800 --> 0:03:40.119 Since the world is matter wrong, Thanny is born, it's 0:03:40.800 --> 0:03:46.760 very closely listen with yourris see if you can guess 0:03:47.480 --> 0:03:50.120 switch one of these queens? 0:03:50.360 --> 0:03:57.160 Maybe is the killer? Who is the killer? Who did it? 0:03:59.000 --> 0:04:01.320 Who wanted? 0:04:01.560 --> 0:04:05.720 Who crept in his man? 0:04:06.680 --> 0:04:07.320 Who did. 0:04:09.080 --> 0:04:09.240 Was it? 0:04:10.720 --> 0:04:11.000 Was it? 0:04:11.160 --> 0:04:12.480 Me? Who could it be? 0:04:14.440 --> 0:04:20.800 Who did it? They're drugging like flies? Who didn't. 0:04:22.200 --> 0:04:24.800 These guys like guys? 0:04:24.839 --> 0:04:26.200 Who did it? 0:04:26.880 --> 0:04:27.320 Who was it? 0:04:27.520 --> 0:04:27.560 He? 0:04:28.480 --> 0:04:29.200 What me? 0:04:32.200 --> 0:04:35.279 Does this word make me? 0:04:35.520 --> 0:04:48.080 Look? Now? 0:04:48.440 --> 0:04:51.599 When we last heard James, he barricaded himself in my 0:04:51.680 --> 0:04:54.600 study after his devilish rendezvous with Reginald. 0:04:54.960 --> 0:04:57.359 The gay killer has been staring into my gay eyes 0:04:57.480 --> 0:05:00.520 this entire time. It's gay Reginald. 0:05:00.880 --> 0:05:04.800 So he did what any writer turned amateur detective would do, 0:05:05.279 --> 0:05:08.640 scan through the secret audio footage to find out more information. 0:05:09.560 --> 0:05:14.760 Okay, okay, what's the time stamp? Ah, everyone's first night 0:05:14.760 --> 0:05:17.800 in the house before we found Vandy's body. This is 0:05:17.800 --> 0:05:21.400 Reginald's bedroom. 0:05:22.920 --> 0:05:26.360 Can well sure it could be a doctor? 0:05:26.520 --> 0:05:28.799 No, something believable new. 0:05:30.680 --> 0:05:33.680 Let me see here later that night. 0:05:35.120 --> 0:05:37.120 I'm telling you, Henry, there's nothing on the street like 0:05:37.160 --> 0:05:37.640 this stuff. 0:05:38.440 --> 0:05:39.320 I can't afford it. 0:05:39.440 --> 0:05:40.719 Well, beget what you pay for. 0:05:42.160 --> 0:05:49.120 Weird, but no, let's go further back. Before everyone arrived. 0:05:49.640 --> 0:05:52.480 Reginald, have you finished the seating arrangements for dinner? 0:05:52.600 --> 0:05:52.760 Oh? 0:05:52.839 --> 0:05:55.080 Yeah, I threw as many bodies as I could between 0:05:55.160 --> 0:05:58.400 us and Kelly's gas Can I see? 0:05:59.680 --> 0:06:02.159 No, don't sit me next to Moon. I have to 0:06:02.160 --> 0:06:04.679 break bad news to her, very bad news. 0:06:05.760 --> 0:06:11.000 Vandy had to break bad news to Moon. Interesting. Okay, 0:06:11.120 --> 0:06:14.400 a little further back that afternoon, two. 0:06:14.320 --> 0:06:19.120 Boxes of Samoa's, three lemonades, seven tagalongs, and forty eight 0:06:19.279 --> 0:06:26.400 thin mints. I really appreciate your business, sir, swiping cookie 0:06:26.400 --> 0:06:29.920 contraband from the Girl Scouts of America warehouse and upselling 0:06:29.960 --> 0:06:32.600 it to older gays who are terrified of interacting with children. 0:06:32.680 --> 0:06:36.560 Is the only way I can put myself through. Bard say, 0:06:38.560 --> 0:06:41.279 you have a weird look on your face. Are you 0:06:41.320 --> 0:06:43.520 stroking out your. 0:06:44.839 --> 0:06:56.400 Skin? It's so Do you moisturizes? Nope? Should I you're 0:06:56.520 --> 0:06:59.800 naturally that mummam moist that do? 0:07:00.960 --> 0:07:04.599 Hey, mister, you're sort of shaking. 0:07:04.200 --> 0:07:05.800 And frothing at the mouth. 0:07:06.800 --> 0:07:12.600 Okay, Oh yes, house, Oh. 0:07:12.560 --> 0:07:16.280 Yes, I just hands free climax to my boy shirts, 0:07:16.480 --> 0:07:20.680 I mean my boxer's, uh, my thong. Has anyone ever 0:07:21.920 --> 0:07:22.520 painted you? 0:07:23.040 --> 0:07:23.880 Just my priest? 0:07:24.320 --> 0:07:27.880 How would you feel about me drawing you in the nude? 0:07:28.720 --> 0:07:31.760 Um? 0:07:31.760 --> 0:07:32.000 What? 0:07:32.880 --> 0:07:38.400 No, the computer died. This one room generator must be capote. 0:07:38.800 --> 0:07:40.720 James knew what he had to do. 0:07:41.600 --> 0:07:47.080 I'm breaking into Reginald's arts studio. But first, James tiptoed 0:07:47.120 --> 0:07:49.520 back to his bedroom, where he stashed the gun that 0:07:49.600 --> 0:07:52.240 Wilmer brought. He might need it if he planned to 0:07:52.280 --> 0:07:53.320 confront Reginald. 0:07:54.040 --> 0:07:57.920 Only the gun. 0:07:58.360 --> 0:08:01.040 It's gone, ooh, a paper clip. 0:08:01.840 --> 0:08:06.440 Meanwhile, in Henry's room, the interior designer tossed and turned. 0:08:06.880 --> 0:08:09.240 I haven't been this tense since I learned Max was 0:08:09.240 --> 0:08:12.800 turning Harry Potter into a television series, and Daniel Radcliffe 0:08:12.800 --> 0:08:18.160 wanted nothing to do with it. Oh, Vandy, why'd you 0:08:18.160 --> 0:08:21.000 have to be such a prick? There was enough room 0:08:21.000 --> 0:08:23.720 in the Hudson Valley for both of us. We could 0:08:23.720 --> 0:08:26.920 have been friends, or, if not friends, the kind of 0:08:26.960 --> 0:08:29.520 gay men who waved to each other in public, then 0:08:29.600 --> 0:08:40.640 hiss behind closed doors midnight time for daddy's medicine. If 0:08:40.640 --> 0:08:44.720 grandmother could see me now, she'd be so disappointed. She 0:08:44.840 --> 0:08:48.160 always warned me to stay away from needles. Sorry, mem 0:08:48.559 --> 0:08:49.040 I'm weak. 0:08:51.600 --> 0:08:52.640 Maybe I can stop. 0:08:53.440 --> 0:08:55.680 Maybe I can be happy without having to curb my 0:08:55.720 --> 0:08:58.600 appetite and fit into a Rondorf's speedo this summer. 0:09:00.120 --> 0:09:03.560 Put down the needle, Henry put it down. 0:09:05.520 --> 0:09:10.440 That's it. That's who am I kidding? 0:09:12.040 --> 0:09:19.200 Ah On the other side of my house, Weaponless and afraid, 0:09:19.600 --> 0:09:22.560 James picked the lock to Reginald Studio with a rainbow 0:09:22.600 --> 0:09:26.240 colored paper clip and snuck inside. 0:09:27.880 --> 0:09:31.640 Man, this place is weird. The paintings are all covered, 0:09:31.760 --> 0:09:38.079 which creepy and look a fire. Someone's been here recently. 0:09:38.200 --> 0:09:41.480 Dear listener, have you ever been inside an art studio 0:09:41.520 --> 0:09:44.319 in the middle of a storm with dozens of covered paintings? 0:09:44.920 --> 0:09:47.720 The art studio of a man you suspect is responsible 0:09:47.760 --> 0:09:50.320 for multiple homicides and may or may not be in 0:09:50.360 --> 0:09:54.160 direct contact with the devil. The last time James had 0:09:54.160 --> 0:09:57.000 been this scared was when Armie Hammer slid into his 0:09:57.120 --> 0:09:59.480 DMS for some reason. 0:09:59.559 --> 0:10:02.520 I'm dr on to this painting in the corner and 0:10:02.600 --> 0:10:07.400 when I saw earlier, let me uncover it. The missing 0:10:07.440 --> 0:10:15.720 girl scout cookies twink, Only he looks different, younger, definitely 0:10:15.800 --> 0:10:21.200 still over eighteen. Let's not get carried away. But no, impossible, 0:10:22.480 --> 0:10:28.520 It's only a painting. It can't What was that sounds 0:10:28.559 --> 0:10:33.240 like it's coming from. Is that a hidden door? This 0:10:33.400 --> 0:10:43.679 studio has another room? Here goes nothing, Dear God, I'm 0:10:43.679 --> 0:10:46.119 more anxious than when I watched Studdy Redmain in the Danish. 0:10:45.920 --> 0:10:50.280 Carp Without intending to James had stumbled inside. 0:10:50.480 --> 0:10:55.800 A laboratory or laboratory laboratory, man, I never know how 0:10:55.840 --> 0:10:56.640 I pronounced that word. 0:10:56.960 --> 0:11:03.920 Half mes lab, half a cultist, wet dreams, test tubes, pipets, microscopes, thermometers, funnels, 0:11:04.080 --> 0:11:07.120 more pipets, and candles along the floor in the shape 0:11:07.160 --> 0:11:11.520 of a pentagram. Oh, and a trunk in the corner. 0:11:13.960 --> 0:11:18.079 James moved with trepidation toward the trunk and lifted the lid. 0:11:19.160 --> 0:11:21.920 Inside was a shrunken man who looked more than one 0:11:22.000 --> 0:11:25.800 hundred years old. He was emaciated, and his skeleton wrists 0:11:25.800 --> 0:11:34.800 were handcuffed together. The man's eyes widened when he saw James. 0:11:35.880 --> 0:11:42.680 Wait, I recognize you. I mean you look completely different 0:11:42.720 --> 0:11:44.440 and on the verge of death. But you have the 0:11:44.480 --> 0:11:47.200 same eyes as that girl Scout Twink in the painting. 0:11:48.200 --> 0:11:49.600 It me. 0:11:51.640 --> 0:11:58.880 Twink, Canni Kenneth, it was your voice I heard on 0:11:58.920 --> 0:12:02.960 the recording. I will help you, I promise. 0:12:03.920 --> 0:12:08.400 But life isn't fair, dear listener, and not all prematurely 0:12:08.640 --> 0:12:13.000 ate twigs get a happy ending. Kenneth raised a shaky 0:12:13.040 --> 0:12:17.720 hand towards James, but before their fingers could touch, Kenneth's 0:12:17.760 --> 0:12:23.080 eyes closed and he slipped away. 0:12:23.400 --> 0:12:28.160 Wake up, old twig, way, God. 0:12:30.720 --> 0:12:33.760 You had to poke your nose where it didn't belong, didn't. 0:12:33.480 --> 0:12:38.640 You, Rechald You're here holding a gun and pointing it 0:12:38.720 --> 0:12:39.160 right at me. 0:12:39.480 --> 0:12:42.000 You bet you're gay round ass I am. 0:12:42.360 --> 0:12:44.880 There's a man in my life who's made all the difference. 0:12:45.080 --> 0:12:53.760 You may know him as Lucifer, or Beelzebub or Mephistopheles, 0:12:54.440 --> 0:12:56.960 not to be confused with mister Mustopheles from the long 0:12:57.040 --> 0:13:02.400 running musical and ill faded movie. Can't you're talking about Satan, 0:13:05.280 --> 0:13:10.120 the supreme being of evil? I'm his sex slave? What 0:13:10.280 --> 0:13:16.680 a hello? Low? Once Lola fucking gets bitch, I remember 0:13:16.679 --> 0:13:20.640 the day we met? Eighteen sixty nine? Who what a year? 0:13:21.000 --> 0:13:24.360 As in Ulysses S. Grant was our president, The World's 0:13:24.360 --> 0:13:30.280 Force Rodeo was held in Colorado and then disaster September 0:13:30.320 --> 0:13:32.080 twenty fourth, Black Friday, the. 0:13:32.320 --> 0:13:36.679 Sorry are you saying you're one hundred and fifty five 0:13:36.800 --> 0:13:37.719 years old? 0:13:37.960 --> 0:13:40.600 No, dummy, I was thirty when the story took place, 0:13:40.600 --> 0:13:42.720 so I'm saying I'm one hundred and eighty five years old. 0:13:42.800 --> 0:13:46.080 Will you keep up? Now? Back to eighteen sixty nine, 0:13:46.840 --> 0:13:50.120 two men j Fisk and James Gould took advantage to 0:13:50.160 --> 0:13:53.600 the president to gain insider information and manipulate the market. 0:13:54.360 --> 0:13:56.199 I was living in Manhattan and I built a name 0:13:56.200 --> 0:13:57.400 for myself on Wall Street. 0:13:58.679 --> 0:14:01.280 I lost everything and that fallout. 0:14:02.640 --> 0:14:04.440 One night, I climbed at the top of the Empire 0:14:04.480 --> 0:14:07.440 State Building. I was about to jump when a man 0:14:07.720 --> 0:14:10.520 came out of the shadows. What you do? When he said? 0:14:11.000 --> 0:14:13.560 I told him I was gonna take my own life. 0:14:13.960 --> 0:14:16.120 You see, I've always been vain and back then I 0:14:16.200 --> 0:14:19.160 used to make my own moisturizer from honey, crushed almonds 0:14:19.160 --> 0:14:22.680 and pig fat, and pig fat don't come cheap. My friend, 0:14:23.320 --> 0:14:27.520 and this man told me that instead of jumping off 0:14:27.560 --> 0:14:32.360 the roof, I could sell him my soul. What do 0:14:32.480 --> 0:14:35.760 I get in return? I asked, anything you want? He said. 0:14:36.840 --> 0:14:39.320 My first request was to become successful and have people 0:14:39.360 --> 0:14:41.400 fear me, even though the reason for my success would 0:14:41.440 --> 0:14:44.480 be unclear. The man said no, because he'd already made 0:14:44.520 --> 0:14:46.920 that deal with Ryan Murphy. What about if I star 0:14:47.040 --> 0:14:49.400 in a television drama about politics while using my fame 0:14:49.480 --> 0:14:51.800 to take advantage of adolescence. The man said no to 0:14:51.880 --> 0:14:54.360 that too, since he'd made that deal with Kevin Spacey. 0:14:54.560 --> 0:14:59.240 Allegedly also, he asked, what is television? And finally I said, 0:14:59.640 --> 0:15:03.360 what a about eternal youth? That the man said that 0:15:03.600 --> 0:15:07.800 I can do? And he did. In exchange for my 0:15:07.920 --> 0:15:11.040 soul and my devotion, the devil granted me the ability 0:15:11.160 --> 0:15:14.640 to suck the life from a human being and digest it, 0:15:15.440 --> 0:15:18.760 keeping myself glowing a youthful leg every day. With spade, 0:15:19.360 --> 0:15:22.120 he fashioned a paintbrush from one of my ribs, and 0:15:22.200 --> 0:15:26.720 on the end he placed eyelashes from angry gay orphans. 0:15:26.880 --> 0:15:32.680 This became my paintbrush, and my own skin became my canvases. 0:15:33.880 --> 0:15:36.080 Little did I know there was another man on the 0:15:36.160 --> 0:15:40.800 roof that night, Oscar Wild. He overheard my deal with 0:15:40.840 --> 0:15:43.120 the devil and wrote a book about it, The Picture 0:15:43.120 --> 0:15:44.080 of Dorian. 0:15:43.800 --> 0:15:46.720 Gay Gray, The Picture of Dorian Gray Whatever. 0:15:47.480 --> 0:15:50.760 Over the years, I've lured hundreds of young men into 0:15:50.800 --> 0:15:54.800 my home. I've flayed every inch of my own body 0:15:54.880 --> 0:15:58.680 and stretched the pieces of my skin into canvases and 0:15:58.920 --> 0:16:02.280 used my pagan rush to paint them, and by doing so, 0:16:03.400 --> 0:16:06.760 ingest the spirits of these twinks. You see this curve 0:16:06.800 --> 0:16:09.880 below my ear. His name was Antonio. The toughness of 0:16:09.880 --> 0:16:12.840 my left nostril, that's Maurice. My creamy shoulders, those were 0:16:12.920 --> 0:16:16.880 chan Paul. I have capped myself young all these years, 0:16:17.280 --> 0:16:21.080 both World War, civil rights, gay rights, hell. I even 0:16:21.160 --> 0:16:24.640 survived the OC being canceled on Fox. 0:16:25.200 --> 0:16:26.520 How do you lure the twinks? 0:16:26.800 --> 0:16:29.360 Easy? I tell them, I want to my girl scout 0:16:29.400 --> 0:16:31.640 cookies and lock them up, draining them dry until there 0:16:31.640 --> 0:16:33.760 are pile of bones, which I then burned The fireplace, 0:16:34.400 --> 0:16:37.000 and now well, now it's your turn. 0:16:37.880 --> 0:16:41.480 Wait a second, what about Vandy and Tush and Kelly and. 0:16:41.400 --> 0:16:42.880 Oh no, I had nothing to do with them. 0:16:43.400 --> 0:16:46.400 Your room is linked to Kelly's. You were cheating on Vandy. 0:16:46.640 --> 0:16:47.920 You stole the gun to kill me. 0:16:48.200 --> 0:16:51.280 I stole it to protect myself, and thanks Satan, I 0:16:51.360 --> 0:16:53.920 did because now that you know my secret, it is 0:16:54.040 --> 0:16:55.600 time to meet your maker. 0:16:55.760 --> 0:16:57.280 Farewell, James. 0:16:58.360 --> 0:17:03.560 It's been hmmm cool getting to know you. What the 0:17:03.600 --> 0:17:07.320 hell this gun's full of blanks? 0:17:07.359 --> 0:17:12.040 Suddenly Wilmer appeared. Yes, kid, Wilmer. 0:17:12.920 --> 0:17:13.879 Reginald's the killer. 0:17:14.200 --> 0:17:14.560 I know. 0:17:15.280 --> 0:17:16.480 I heard you in the hallway. 0:17:16.640 --> 0:17:19.600 I've always known what kind of a monster my stepfather is. 0:17:20.040 --> 0:17:22.560 You knew he sucked the life out of twigs. 0:17:22.880 --> 0:17:25.320 Not specifically, but I got an overall creepy vibe. 0:17:26.200 --> 0:17:26.640 Reginald. 0:17:26.920 --> 0:17:30.280 That gun you just tried to kill James with it's fake, 0:17:31.160 --> 0:17:35.120 a prop from one of Daddy's movies. I was never 0:17:35.240 --> 0:17:38.920 actually going to kill my father. It was a last 0:17:38.960 --> 0:17:40.919 resort to scare him. 0:17:41.240 --> 0:17:45.119 Now he's gone, no matter, I'll have to silence you 0:17:45.160 --> 0:17:47.160 both another way. 0:17:48.280 --> 0:18:06.280 A big sharp knife, run James, Oh, get off me. 0:18:07.560 --> 0:18:10.159 Get off me. Why isn't anyone on me. 0:18:11.600 --> 0:18:15.560 Then, faster than Adele lost all that weight. Reginald had 0:18:15.600 --> 0:18:17.680 the knife press to James's neck. 0:18:18.680 --> 0:18:23.320 Don't worry, James, I'll bathe in your precious blood. 0:18:24.240 --> 0:18:29.919 Reginald, stop your next Wilma not if not, if I 0:18:30.240 --> 0:18:35.680 do this my painting, you get your hands off that. 0:18:35.880 --> 0:18:38.640 Watch your twinkard burn bitch. 0:18:39.040 --> 0:18:47.840 Wilmer No, no, no, no, my babe. 0:18:48.359 --> 0:18:51.600 He's getting older. 0:18:52.280 --> 0:18:56.359 As the painting burned, frown lines appeared around Reginald's mouth, 0:18:56.720 --> 0:18:59.959 crow's feet by his eyes. He was aging by the second. 0:19:00.240 --> 0:19:05.639 Quick Wilmer burn another one. I'm melting. 0:19:07.400 --> 0:19:08.840 I'm melting. 0:19:09.280 --> 0:19:12.000 Reginald's let go of James and clutched his own neck. 0:19:12.560 --> 0:19:15.879 Jowls had begun to form. His man breast billowed and 0:19:16.000 --> 0:19:17.640 sagged more. 0:19:17.640 --> 0:19:20.400 Wilmer burn it all. 0:19:21.200 --> 0:19:23.320 No, stop it, I'll do anything. 0:19:23.359 --> 0:19:25.600 Admit to the murders case. That's what you did. 0:19:25.760 --> 0:19:32.200 Fine, fine, just stop with the paintings. Is that? Yes? 0:19:32.680 --> 0:19:37.280 Yes, the power's back on. Oh my god, what is it? 0:19:37.320 --> 0:19:37.520 Boy? 0:19:39.480 --> 0:19:40.560 It's worse in the light. 0:19:43.800 --> 0:19:47.160 As will mc grabbed the weeping Reginald, James pulled out 0:19:47.160 --> 0:19:50.320 his cell phone. He had bars praise be. 0:19:53.440 --> 0:19:57.440 I'm in the Monroe Estate, and I just caught a murderer. Yes, 0:19:57.560 --> 0:19:58.520 I'll hold. 0:20:00.359 --> 0:20:04.680 Everyone slept peacefully that night, well everyone who wasn't dead, 0:20:05.080 --> 0:20:08.760 although being dead myself one does sleep well in the afterlife, 0:20:08.800 --> 0:20:12.840 so let me revise that statement. All of my guests 0:20:12.880 --> 0:20:16.679 slept peacefully that night, except Reginald, who was locked in 0:20:16.720 --> 0:20:17.960 the broom cupboard. 0:20:17.720 --> 0:20:19.240 And looked like a potato chip. 0:20:20.040 --> 0:20:23.040 James slept especially sound, knowing he'd stopped to kill her 0:20:23.040 --> 0:20:26.040 and avenged my death. He awoke the next morning to 0:20:26.080 --> 0:20:29.359 the cheerful sound of the piano coming from downstairs. He 0:20:29.480 --> 0:20:32.440 threw on a robe and found my HouseGuest drinking chock 0:20:32.480 --> 0:20:36.440 full of nuts instant coffee and listening to moons singing. 0:20:37.440 --> 0:20:42.280 Come on in here, Come on in here, alexander'sractime band, 0:20:42.720 --> 0:20:45.800 Come on in here, Come on in here. It's the 0:20:45.840 --> 0:20:51.080 best band in the land. James, you're awake. I am 0:20:51.160 --> 0:20:55.120 so overjoyed that Reginald is locked away. That I forced 0:20:55.200 --> 0:20:59.840 Polly to play something, didn't I Polly? You resisted, which 0:20:59.840 --> 0:21:02.840 you never do, but I wore you down. 0:21:03.359 --> 0:21:05.639 I'm trying to be respectful of the dead. 0:21:06.160 --> 0:21:09.800 Come on along, come on along, let me take you 0:21:09.960 --> 0:21:16.440 by the hand. Come up to the man, Pauline, How 0:21:16.680 --> 0:21:18.560 unlike you to make a mistake. 0:21:19.080 --> 0:21:23.719 You never hit a wrong note. I guess I'm tired mooney, 0:21:23.920 --> 0:21:25.040 and who could blame you? 0:21:25.600 --> 0:21:25.879 Shall? 0:21:25.920 --> 0:21:27.440 I do the chorus once more? 0:21:27.680 --> 0:21:29.760 Wad stop? 0:21:30.200 --> 0:21:32.800 Now that the storm is stopped, law enforcement will be 0:21:32.880 --> 0:21:36.520 here as soon as the roads are cleared. Reginald is 0:21:36.640 --> 0:21:37.240 locked away? 0:21:37.359 --> 0:21:40.080 Do we take a peek? I hear his face and body. 0:21:40.080 --> 0:21:43.119 You're all funny, Honestly, it's something you can't unsee. I 0:21:43.480 --> 0:21:46.480 suggest you don't. Oh, I've seen a lot of weird 0:21:46.480 --> 0:21:49.680 shit in my day. Wait, where's Henry? Has anyone seen him? 0:21:49.760 --> 0:21:51.000 Maybe he's still sleeping. 0:21:51.320 --> 0:21:54.000 Someone should check, and someone did. 0:21:55.080 --> 0:21:57.360 Henry, Henry, are you in there? 0:21:58.560 --> 0:21:58.960 Locked? 0:22:00.240 --> 0:22:00.720 But wait? 0:22:01.760 --> 0:22:07.000 My paper clip? Henry. 0:22:07.680 --> 0:22:10.280 James rushed to Henry's bed, where he found the interior 0:22:10.320 --> 0:22:13.520 decorator with a needle in his arm. His lips were 0:22:13.600 --> 0:22:15.240 tapped and blew. 0:22:16.000 --> 0:22:17.639 An overdose. 0:22:18.560 --> 0:22:20.760 Way over. What's that On the. 0:22:20.720 --> 0:22:26.640 Floor next to Henry's bed was a wand it wasn't real, 0:22:26.720 --> 0:22:30.560 of course, but James gently picked it up and placed 0:22:30.600 --> 0:22:32.119 it on Henry's chest. 0:22:33.280 --> 0:22:36.760 I hope you're at Hogwarts now, Henry, and I double 0:22:36.800 --> 0:22:38.240 hope you're not a hufflepuff. 0:22:39.680 --> 0:22:42.679 Once James collected himself, there was someone he had to 0:22:42.680 --> 0:22:43.359 speak with. 0:22:43.840 --> 0:22:48.800 Immediately, Reginald. We need to talk. 0:22:49.320 --> 0:22:51.600 Well, then come on in. 0:22:52.119 --> 0:22:55.040 I'm coming too. Chuck stop, Reginald. 0:22:55.320 --> 0:23:01.160 Oh my god, Ah, look away, Jack. I can't bear 0:23:01.200 --> 0:23:02.439 for you to see me like this. 0:23:02.880 --> 0:23:05.960 You look like a prolapsed anus Reginald. I just found 0:23:06.000 --> 0:23:09.800 Henry upstairs, dead with a needle in his arm. I've 0:23:09.840 --> 0:23:12.240 seen him with needles before, and I've seen you selling 0:23:12.320 --> 0:23:15.160 him stuff that first night when we were looking for Vandy. 0:23:15.240 --> 0:23:20.600 Oh fine, fine, I don't have the energy to lie 0:23:20.600 --> 0:23:23.240 in my quest for eternal youth and to maintain my 0:23:23.400 --> 0:23:30.280 unnatural beauty. I've developed a whole host of concoctions. You 0:23:30.320 --> 0:23:31.520 saw my laboratory. 0:23:32.000 --> 0:23:33.040 Is that how you pronounce it? 0:23:33.119 --> 0:23:37.600 Well, Henry's been using my crowning achievement, cometh pic. It's 0:23:37.680 --> 0:23:41.280 essentially ozembic for weight loss plus meth rat poison and 0:23:41.320 --> 0:23:43.560 a little bit of sweet and low. But I didn't 0:23:43.640 --> 0:23:46.960 kill my best customer, at least not on purpose. 0:23:47.560 --> 0:23:52.359 I guess that makes sense sort of. Henry was never hungry, 0:23:52.480 --> 0:23:57.320 stomach always hurt, and now he's dead. Reginald. You owe 0:23:57.400 --> 0:24:00.399 us some answers now. 0:24:00.440 --> 0:24:04.359 Moments later, my remaining guests resembled around Reginald, who was 0:24:04.400 --> 0:24:06.480 tied to the back of a chair in the living room. 0:24:06.760 --> 0:24:09.200 Damn, it's hard to look at you, Reginald. You make 0:24:09.720 --> 0:24:12.000 Jimmy Carter look like Sean Mendes. 0:24:12.400 --> 0:24:15.720 Explain yourself. You killed Vandy so you'd inherit this estate. 0:24:16.440 --> 0:24:17.680 Why do the others have to die? 0:24:17.800 --> 0:24:19.080 And how did you do it? 0:24:19.800 --> 0:24:23.960 First of all, I owe you nothing, and second, I 0:24:24.000 --> 0:24:24.840 didn't kill them. 0:24:25.359 --> 0:24:27.080 No one believes you. 0:24:27.640 --> 0:24:30.919 I don't care tell the cops I did it. I 0:24:30.960 --> 0:24:33.320 won't argue there's no point in living when I look 0:24:33.440 --> 0:24:36.800 like the inside of a Durian fruit. I'll take the blame. 0:24:37.800 --> 0:24:41.680 But I only killed the twinks. Is it weird? 0:24:41.720 --> 0:24:42.760 I sort of believe him. 0:24:42.920 --> 0:24:48.000 Yes, Reginald, you killed them, TJ Kelly Tush, just tell 0:24:48.080 --> 0:24:48.760 us why. 0:24:48.960 --> 0:24:53.000