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Speaker 1: we're gonna go around the room and give you our

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Speaker 1: hashtag Wednesday stuff. Yes, your hashtag Wednesday wisdom for today.

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Speaker 1: My hashtag Wednesday wisdom is relationships goes both ways, So

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Speaker 1: no matter what form it is, if one side is lacking,

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Speaker 1: resentment will build. So make sure that you love yourself

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Speaker 1: first and set strong boundaries. And if your lover isn't

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Speaker 1: And don't cheat, and don't force. Yeah, and don't force it,

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Speaker 1: don't ask me, just go and love yourself. That was

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Speaker 1: like legit wisdom at that. Done. I'm not done yet.

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Speaker 1: and stick to them and make sure to invest in

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Speaker 1: people who invest in you. Oh wow. What you didn't

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Speaker 1: think about, though, is polygamy. What if there's a polygamy relationship,

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Speaker 1: because then it's not two ways. It was more about

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Speaker 1: Then relationships go all kinds of different ways. It sounds stressful,

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Speaker 1: now that after hearing that. But mine is hang out

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Speaker 1: But I think that's a very good see you took

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Speaker 1: It is wisdom, I guess. Yeah. Yeah, if you hang

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Speaker 1: out with people uglier than you, you're always going to

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Speaker 1: you get skin tags. No, just like you know, like

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Speaker 1: give you all sorts of advice, some of it good,

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Speaker 1: I think it's all good advice. Actually, we just should

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Speaker 1: And you, guys, but I will most likely of being

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Speaker 1: you don't actually like you do things you don't actually

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Speaker 1: enjoy for workouts. Makes sense, right, and the biggest reason

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Speaker 1: why most news resolutions fail. They say it says you

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Speaker 1: know you're what, but you don't know why. The more

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Speaker 1: specific you can make a goal, the more likely you

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Speaker 1: will succeed it. Oh interesting, Yeah, yeah. So if she

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Speaker 1: said a goal I said, I'm not going to cheat

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Speaker 1: on my boyfriend for a week. I think for her

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Speaker 1: making it a week would be a success. I made

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Speaker 1: your success. Sounds like What's your Dirty Little Secret? The

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Speaker 1: Jewel Show on demand only on iHeartRadio. The Jewel shows

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Speaker 1: Idiots in the News and Welcome to the i n

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Speaker 1: N The Idiot News Network for Wednesday, January six, twenty

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Speaker 1: twenty one, where idiots aren't just in the news, they

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Speaker 1: report the news, and for our first story to day,

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Speaker 1: let's send on over to Alex Fresh, who's on location

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Speaker 1: in Atlanta, Georgia. Alex m Well, if you guys didn't

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Speaker 1: hear about someone's back, Tyrese and his wife, Samantha are

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Speaker 1: getting divorced. So Samantha filed for divorce, and she's claiming

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Speaker 1: that Tyrese changed the locks and locked her and their

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Speaker 1: daughter out of their house. Oh, and locked them out

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Speaker 1: in the cold. And she's also demanding twenty thousand dollars

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Speaker 1: a month for child support. Oh, I would think she

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Speaker 1: could get more than that. Yeah, it's a bit excessive though,

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Speaker 1: I mean, like, what child needs twenty grand a month? Well,

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Speaker 1: if you got Tyres as a dad, you'd want to

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Speaker 1: have much money. I mean she wants twenty grand a month,

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Speaker 1: Yes she does. Not. No child needs twenty grand a month.

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Speaker 1: That's true. No child needs twenty grand a month. But

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Speaker 1: I mean Tyrese has Fast and the Furious one through

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Speaker 1: seventy five money, so right he can afford it. Yes

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Speaker 1: he can, but it's not deserved. I don't think, no not.

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Speaker 1: But Tyrese claims that he did not change the locks,

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Speaker 1: He did not leave them out in the cold. And

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Speaker 1: he does think that twenty thousand a month is excessive? Oh,

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Speaker 1: I bet he does. But yeah, I mean they've been

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Speaker 1: separated for at least three plus months at this point.

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Speaker 1: I mean, if they're not together, I would change the

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Speaker 1: locks as well. You know what they should do, what

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Speaker 1: they should race for it. You should take her like

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Speaker 1: like a like No, I mean Tokyo drift style. Hopefully

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Speaker 1: it doesn't turn out like one of his friends. Anyways,

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Speaker 1: That's all I have sending it back to you, Thank

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Speaker 1: you very much. This is the i n N. The

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Speaker 1: Idiot News Network or idiots aren't just in the news.

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Speaker 1: They report the news and for our next story of

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Speaker 1: the day, lit's and not already English Evan who's on

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Speaker 1: location in Martha Stewart's bedroom. You naughty boy, englishman. Oh,

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Speaker 1: just like a point now, I am not there. Cardi B, though,

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Speaker 1: did you guys hear about this? She was doing an

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Speaker 1: Instagram live and was singing along to her hit song

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Speaker 1: Whop Yeah we love that song, but her daughter Culture

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Speaker 1: decided to walk in and as soon as she did,

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Speaker 1: Cardi B turned off the song. Yep, I saw that.

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Speaker 1: What Yeah, she's trying to like not let her daughter

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Speaker 1: hear whop? Okay, what about everybody else's kid, right? Or

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Speaker 1: what about when she gets a little older? Right? And

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Speaker 1: that was the big discussion. It was like, what so

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Speaker 1: it's fine for everyone else's kid in the world to

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Speaker 1: hear whop but not You're all right, but not her

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Speaker 1: own kids. So that's a bit doubt standard right there.

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Speaker 1: Also the way she posts on Instagram. Ye, she's made

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Speaker 1: love to a couch before. Has she literally has done

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Speaker 1: things with a couch that I've never done to a

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Speaker 1: human before on Instagram. But she's concerned about her kids

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Speaker 1: seeing it, but everybody else is fine. That's what I mean.

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Speaker 1: Culture is going to see everything in a few years.

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Speaker 1: I don't know what she's trying to hide from her.

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Speaker 1: Oh I know, yeah, culture is gonna see all about

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Speaker 1: her mom. Yeah, and she's gonna hear the song. I mean,

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Speaker 1: the lyrics themselves speak enough, So I don't know. I mean, like,

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Speaker 1: I don't know why she's trying to hide he from her.

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Speaker 1: She's like one years old right now, right, yeah, oh yeah,

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Speaker 1: she can't even reprocess what that is like too. Maybe Yeah, Well,

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Speaker 1: they need to come out with a kids Bop version

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Speaker 1: of that sale exactly what she doesn't sound like, baby shock.

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Speaker 1: Well that is my story, Jubil, so sending it back

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Speaker 1: to you. Thank you very much. Cardi B. Is a hypocrite.

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Speaker 1: That's just in on the Idiot News Network. Surprising, Cardi B.

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Speaker 1: Is a hypocrite, Thank you very much. English Evant. This

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Speaker 1: is the i n N, the idiot News Network where

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Speaker 1: idiots aren't just in the news, they report the news.

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Speaker 1: And for our next story of the day, let's send

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Speaker 1: it on over to me, jubil fresh and hey, what

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Speaker 1: are you doing? I'm trying to move over right here?

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Speaker 1: Are you in Boston? Oh no, kind of New York?

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Speaker 1: Kind of sounded like a Boston kind of sounded like

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Speaker 1: a bad impression of a mafia boss from a really poor,

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Speaker 1: poorly written boy. Who are you when we are you

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Speaker 1: trying to move? I am trying to move out of

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Speaker 1: New Jersey because even during a pandemic, or maybe because

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Speaker 1: of the pandemic, lots of people packed up their stuff

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Speaker 1: and moved last year. And apparently people are moving out

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Speaker 1: of New Jersey like crazy. New Jersey is the state

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Speaker 1: that people moved out of the most last year. Well,

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Speaker 1: on the other side of things, Idaho had the highest

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Speaker 1: ratio of people moving in to it. Oh wow, yeah,

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Speaker 1: I wonder what city they're moving into. Idaho, probably Boise,

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Speaker 1: I would imagine. I don't know, that'd be the smart decision. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I didn't do that much research. I just saw the

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Speaker 1: story and went with it. But that's where people are

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Speaker 1: moving in and out of. My mom used to go

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Speaker 1: to Washington State University, as as did I go Coogs,

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Speaker 1: but she used to smuggle alcohol over the border because

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Speaker 1: it was from Washington to Idaho, the drinking age would

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Speaker 1: change to nineteen, so they would just get hammered over

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Speaker 1: there and smuggle alcohol back. I didn't know that. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: and now they're probably are still call students at Washington

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Speaker 1: State University doing the same thing. That. Just don't realize

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Speaker 1: it's twenty one everywhere. Yeah, things they're ranking the wal

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Speaker 1: We're gonna go over to the border to Idaho and

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Speaker 1: get some alcohol and bring it back to Washington State.

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Speaker 1: Oh wait, come back empty handing. It's the same thing

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Speaker 1: to you about to lose your job, lady, and that

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Speaker 1: means the I n N is done. Don't worry about

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Speaker 1: we'll do it again at the same time tomorrow. Nothing

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Speaker 1: blues Yote job. You're about to lose yoke job. You're

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Speaker 1: about to lose yote job because detain me nothing. That

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Speaker 1: was the I n N the Idiot News Network where

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Speaker 1: idiots aren't just in the news, they report the news.

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Speaker 1: Tune in tomorrow same time for another hard hitting report.

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Speaker 1: This is I n N News The Jewbil Show on

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Speaker 1: demand only on iHeartRadio. It's another Jewbil Phone Brakday Mornings.

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Speaker 1: That's twenties. Hello. Yeah, it's a little Gooch called from Events.

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Speaker 1: I was looking for Whitney. Uh yeah, this is Whitney.

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Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, Like I was giving this number um to

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Speaker 1: call you because I guess you're looking for a Christian

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Speaker 1: rapper to perform at church or some kind of event

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Speaker 1: like that. So they told me I'll hit you up

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Speaker 1: and yes, yeah, yeah, um name, my name is Little Gooch,

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Speaker 1: little Gucci for long. That's why I like to say,

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Speaker 1: you know what I'm saying. But um, yeah, they said

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Speaker 1: you was looking for some entertainment, so I'm here, so

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Speaker 1: I'm calling up to see exactly what you were. Um

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Speaker 1: we're looking for Yes, we're having a youth treat this

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Speaker 1: weekend and we need some musical performances. Uh, that's what

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Speaker 1: was up. I love that, you know what I'm saying,

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00:27:44,520 --> 00:27:46,600
Speaker 1: like getting people fired up and the young people fired

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Speaker 1: up for the spirit, you know, And that's that's why

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Speaker 1: I like to do. I don't know if you've heard

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Speaker 1: any of my work before, No, I haven't, but your

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00:27:53,920 --> 00:27:57,719
Speaker 1: company came highly recommended, so awesome. We do all kind

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Speaker 1: of events, you know, like we got a dance group,

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Speaker 1: I'm a Christian rapp or we got a couple of

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Speaker 1: singers and stuff like that. So you you're interested in

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Speaker 1: a rapper for the event. Yes, that's that's what I

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Speaker 1: was expecting, all right, Dobe. Yeah, So I'll just go

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Speaker 1: in my set list with you real quick then see

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Speaker 1: if this, see if the sounds good for you heard

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Speaker 1: my single spill holy Water on that booty? Oh exect me? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: Like that was my head single a few years ago.

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Speaker 1: That's how a lot of people know me. Spill holy

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Speaker 1: Water on that booty. Oh no, it go like it's

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Speaker 1: it's like, hey, twerke that girl. Twerked that ass girl,

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Speaker 1: about to pull some holy water on your big booty backside. Girl,

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Speaker 1: Jesus all over your booty, Jesus all over your booty. Oh,

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Speaker 1: that's very inappropriate. I'm sorry, Like was it? Was it

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Speaker 1: something I said? I mean, I was a little offbeat,

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Speaker 1: like I didn't have to beat behind me, you know

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Speaker 1: what I mean. But like a lot of people, especially

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Speaker 1: young kids in the church, they love that, like it's

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Speaker 1: fired up for Jesus. You know what I'm saying. I

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Speaker 1: don't think this is the message we're wanting to send

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Speaker 1: to our youth. Oh okay, all right, So what I

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Speaker 1: was saying in my song is like basically, you know,

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Speaker 1: to get fired up for Jesus. You just you know,

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Speaker 1: just doubts that booty and some holy water and dance,

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Speaker 1: you know what I'm saying. Oh yeah, I don't think

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Speaker 1: that song is going to fit very well in our programming.

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Speaker 1: Do you have any other all right? Yeah, I mean

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Speaker 1: that's why I'm calling up, so I can make sure

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Speaker 1: I get the set list right, get everything right, so

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Speaker 1: a little gooch can perform at your church event and

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Speaker 1: uh and and give you the best show possible. I

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Speaker 1: got this other single that I think would be great.

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Speaker 1: It's called Baptize. Oh no, yeah, that's what it's called.

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Speaker 1: That's what it's called. It's like, Hey, I've been baptized

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Speaker 1: in since day one I've been baptizing the Holy Spirit

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Speaker 1: and he gives me all kinds of love. And also,

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Speaker 1: I mean it's you know, that's a new song. It's

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Speaker 1: kind of clunky, but you know what I'm saying, Like

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Speaker 1: it's called baptized. This is highly inappropriate. I'm sorry, I

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Speaker 1: don't even like what it is highly inappropriate, Like I'm

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Speaker 1: not sure songs are highly inappropriate. You call yourself a

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Speaker 1: Christian rapper. Yeah, oh yeah, like I'm one of the

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Speaker 1: premier Christian rappers. I'm surprised you ain't hurting me, little

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Speaker 1: little gouchee for long. That's why I say no. It's like, hey, um,

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Speaker 1: I was blessed by goucha. You never heard that song? No,

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Speaker 1: absolutely not, and I will absolutely not have you at

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Speaker 1: this event. I can't believe my friend Melissa recommended you

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Speaker 1: once you recommended me to you, because this is a

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Speaker 1: prank phone call. Like I'm not even a real person.

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Speaker 1: I mean, I am a real person, but this character

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Speaker 1: is not a real person. It could be anyway. It's

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Speaker 1: a prank phone call. What this is actually a Jewel

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Speaker 1: from the Jewel Show doing a phone prank on you

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Speaker 1: and your friend Melissa. Say, oh my god, she said,

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Speaker 1: you guys are planning at church youth event and wanted

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Speaker 1: me to mess with you. Oh, Melissa, I'm surprised you

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Speaker 1: didn't like my song. Baptized him though, Okay, I'm not

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Speaker 1: gonna lie. It was kind of catchy. Wake up every

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Speaker 1: morning with Jewil phone pranks, we'd say, mornings on the twenties,

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Speaker 1: the Jewel Show on demand only on iHeartRadio. First Date

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Speaker 1: follow up, sitting in the park waiting for Yeah, what

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Speaker 1: was that? That? Literally was Billy Stewart sitting in the park.

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Speaker 1: And neither Alex or English Evan has any respect for

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Speaker 1: the oldies that I know. Thank you even heard that song?

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Speaker 1: I know, I'm just like, I only know it because

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Speaker 1: he thinks I'm going to play it. I could play

629
00:31:34,040 --> 00:31:36,920
Speaker 1: it for you, I mean, if your heart desires. Oh God,

630
00:31:37,080 --> 00:31:38,880
Speaker 1: I keep that song is going to be stuck in

631
00:31:38,880 --> 00:31:41,120
Speaker 1: my head this whole time now because apparently the woman

632
00:31:41,200 --> 00:31:42,960
Speaker 1: on the phone for a first date fall today went

633
00:31:43,000 --> 00:31:44,760
Speaker 1: to a park and had a picnic with the guy

634
00:31:44,840 --> 00:31:48,400
Speaker 1: that she isn't getting back. Her name. Her name is

635
00:31:48,600 --> 00:31:52,520
Speaker 1: Michelle Michelle. That song, I actually don't know that song.

636
00:31:52,560 --> 00:31:54,080
Speaker 1: Maybe you need to spend a little more of it

637
00:31:54,360 --> 00:31:58,400
Speaker 1: don't thank you all three to one. I'm for everybody

638
00:31:58,400 --> 00:32:01,520
Speaker 1: for next Christmas. I'm giving you all a Lowrider Oldies

639
00:32:01,640 --> 00:32:04,560
Speaker 1: CD a CG. It's just gonna sit there though, like

640
00:32:04,720 --> 00:32:06,400
Speaker 1: it's not going to be played or used or anything,

641
00:32:06,440 --> 00:32:09,200
Speaker 1: collect dust and then be given to the good Will. Okay, anyway,

642
00:32:09,560 --> 00:32:11,600
Speaker 1: enough about Billy Stewart and sitting in the park. Apparently

643
00:32:11,640 --> 00:32:15,160
Speaker 1: Michelle was sitting in the park waiting for what's the

644
00:32:15,200 --> 00:32:18,480
Speaker 1: guy's name that you went out with, Raj. So tell

645
00:32:18,520 --> 00:32:20,960
Speaker 1: us a little bit about Raj. How'd you guys meet? Yeah,

646
00:32:21,000 --> 00:32:23,720
Speaker 1: so we were actually set up by a friend and

647
00:32:24,160 --> 00:32:26,880
Speaker 1: she knew that I had never been to a picnic before,

648
00:32:26,960 --> 00:32:29,040
Speaker 1: so I thought that was really cute that this guy

649
00:32:29,160 --> 00:32:32,520
Speaker 1: for our first date. You know, any picnic meal has

650
00:32:32,560 --> 00:32:36,880
Speaker 1: to be a dip heavy meal. Yeah, something like cheese

651
00:32:37,240 --> 00:32:41,840
Speaker 1: spreads or dipping sauces, and usually fruit too. There was fruit.

652
00:32:41,960 --> 00:32:44,120
Speaker 1: You definitely need something that's easy to eat. You don't

653
00:32:44,120 --> 00:32:47,440
Speaker 1: want something super messy like chicken wing. Yeah no, no,

654
00:32:47,520 --> 00:32:50,040
Speaker 1: thank you, But unless if it's messy then you get

655
00:32:50,040 --> 00:32:52,920
Speaker 1: to like lick it off the other person's fingers. Maybe. Yeah.

656
00:32:52,920 --> 00:32:54,800
Speaker 1: If the picnics going well, did it go that well,

657
00:32:54,840 --> 00:32:57,000
Speaker 1: did you guys lick sauces off of each other fingers?

658
00:32:57,240 --> 00:33:00,720
Speaker 1: We did not go on, but I could have. We

659
00:33:00,800 --> 00:33:02,760
Speaker 1: had a lot in common, which I thought was great,

660
00:33:02,840 --> 00:33:06,080
Speaker 1: Like that's cool. Yeah, he's just he seems pretty cool. Um.

661
00:33:06,240 --> 00:33:08,560
Speaker 1: He had a good some humor, like we just had.

662
00:33:08,600 --> 00:33:10,800
Speaker 1: I felt like we were vibing. But I don't know.

663
00:33:10,840 --> 00:33:12,360
Speaker 1: I just haven't heard from him, so I thought i'd

664
00:33:12,400 --> 00:33:15,160
Speaker 1: reach out to you guys to find out. So you

665
00:33:15,160 --> 00:33:17,280
Speaker 1: haven't heard from him, how did the date end? Did

666
00:33:17,280 --> 00:33:19,400
Speaker 1: you guys do a little make out at the park?

667
00:33:20,640 --> 00:33:23,680
Speaker 1: We didn't, like we kissed on a cheek okay, okay,

668
00:33:24,040 --> 00:33:26,560
Speaker 1: so like it wasn't overly romantic, but it was still

669
00:33:27,080 --> 00:33:29,640
Speaker 1: you know, it was within the boundaries of like I'm

670
00:33:29,640 --> 00:33:32,680
Speaker 1: interested in more. Yeah, it's not looking hot sauce off

671
00:33:32,680 --> 00:33:36,160
Speaker 1: of your fingers. We didn't have that kind of chemistry

672
00:33:36,200 --> 00:33:38,640
Speaker 1: off the back. So for there's nothing like during the

673
00:33:38,720 --> 00:33:40,440
Speaker 1: day that you can think of that went wrong or

674
00:33:40,480 --> 00:33:42,440
Speaker 1: like would be the reason that he's not calling you back.

675
00:33:43,320 --> 00:33:45,360
Speaker 1: I mean, I've been thinking about that because you know,

676
00:33:45,640 --> 00:33:48,520
Speaker 1: I'm a girl and that's what I do. And it

677
00:33:48,560 --> 00:33:50,880
Speaker 1: seems like maybe it was because like you know, you

678
00:33:50,880 --> 00:33:52,280
Speaker 1: brought it up. You're like, what did people eat at

679
00:33:52,320 --> 00:33:54,480
Speaker 1: the picnic? Well, I really didn't eat that much. I

680
00:33:54,560 --> 00:33:58,680
Speaker 1: have a strict diet plan that I'm on, so maybe

681
00:33:58,760 --> 00:34:01,760
Speaker 1: he felt like, I mean, he didn't ask me about it.

682
00:34:01,800 --> 00:34:04,080
Speaker 1: Is that like a new year's New Year's resolution or something.

683
00:34:04,520 --> 00:34:08,080
Speaker 1: I'm just really insisting clean and I've been I have

684
00:34:08,160 --> 00:34:11,239
Speaker 1: goals for like my workouts, and I'm just I'm trying

685
00:34:11,280 --> 00:34:13,319
Speaker 1: to stay true to that. So I mean, what did

686
00:34:13,360 --> 00:34:17,600
Speaker 1: you eat or drink? Did you Did you consume anything? Well?

687
00:34:17,600 --> 00:34:19,879
Speaker 1: I did? I had I had a glass of wine

688
00:34:19,920 --> 00:34:23,040
Speaker 1: because you know that's that's allowed on my plan. But um,

689
00:34:23,360 --> 00:34:25,279
Speaker 1: you know, he had a lot of different dairy and

690
00:34:25,320 --> 00:34:27,480
Speaker 1: I'm not eating dairy right now. I'm not eating wheat.

691
00:34:27,560 --> 00:34:30,160
Speaker 1: He had wheat crackers, like, there was some vegetables, so

692
00:34:30,160 --> 00:34:33,000
Speaker 1: I eat some vegetables and the fruit. So this dude

693
00:34:33,040 --> 00:34:35,440
Speaker 1: made a whole picnic for your date and you didn't

694
00:34:35,440 --> 00:34:38,840
Speaker 1: have any of it. Really, Yeah, I mean that's the

695
00:34:38,840 --> 00:34:40,319
Speaker 1: only thing I can think of. Like, I felt really

696
00:34:40,360 --> 00:34:43,920
Speaker 1: bad because he basically brought like a charcoutery board, and

697
00:34:44,120 --> 00:34:45,760
Speaker 1: I mean, I can't really eat any of that stuff.

698
00:34:46,320 --> 00:34:48,239
Speaker 1: I could. Reboards aren't good job on saying the word.

699
00:34:48,280 --> 00:34:50,959
Speaker 1: It's a fun word to say, charcutero. It's really hard,

700
00:34:52,160 --> 00:34:54,040
Speaker 1: all right. So the reason you think he's not calling

701
00:34:54,040 --> 00:34:57,360
Speaker 1: you back is because of not eating his food. Do

702
00:34:57,360 --> 00:34:59,680
Speaker 1: you think he was offended or I mean, what would

703
00:34:59,719 --> 00:35:01,920
Speaker 1: the reason and for that be. I don't. I mean

704
00:35:01,960 --> 00:35:04,239
Speaker 1: we were I thought we were pretty chill with each other,

705
00:35:04,280 --> 00:35:06,880
Speaker 1: but maybe he thought that that was me being high maintenance.

706
00:35:07,080 --> 00:35:10,160
Speaker 1: Maybe I just expected like lobster or something. I don't know.

707
00:35:10,560 --> 00:35:13,560
Speaker 1: And then once you said no to the charcuterie, that's

708
00:35:13,560 --> 00:35:15,240
Speaker 1: when it all went down hill. Was like, oh fine,

709
00:35:15,520 --> 00:35:19,279
Speaker 1: I don't want any of my charcuterie for you. Did

710
00:35:19,360 --> 00:35:22,960
Speaker 1: you guys text or talk at all after your date? Um?

711
00:35:23,000 --> 00:35:25,360
Speaker 1: I think I sent a hate thanks that it was fun,

712
00:35:26,239 --> 00:35:29,279
Speaker 1: and he said something like, yeah, let's do it again

713
00:35:29,320 --> 00:35:34,680
Speaker 1: sometime and then nothing ever happened. Okay, sounds electric? Yeah, yeah,

714
00:35:34,920 --> 00:35:40,719
Speaker 1: I don't know. I don't know. It's weird. First, right

715
00:35:40,760 --> 00:35:42,960
Speaker 1: in the middle of your first date follow up and

716
00:35:43,280 --> 00:35:46,480
Speaker 1: this is just a warning. The first date that Michelle

717
00:35:46,480 --> 00:35:48,560
Speaker 1: went on with this dude what's his name, by the way,

718
00:35:48,560 --> 00:35:54,799
Speaker 1: Michelle raj it was steamy, hot and steamy. How did

719
00:35:54,840 --> 00:35:56,960
Speaker 1: you get steaming out of that. Well, they went to

720
00:35:57,040 --> 00:36:00,640
Speaker 1: the park, he made a picnic, they ate food. Well,

721
00:36:00,760 --> 00:36:03,160
Speaker 1: she didn't eat most of food because she's on a diet.

722
00:36:03,800 --> 00:36:06,279
Speaker 1: But there was a charcuterie board involved and a kiss

723
00:36:06,280 --> 00:36:08,200
Speaker 1: on the cheek. And now she's not getting a call back.

724
00:36:08,520 --> 00:36:10,240
Speaker 1: If that's not the description of one of the sexiest

725
00:36:10,320 --> 00:36:12,319
Speaker 1: dates you've ever heard of, I don't know what, so

726
00:36:12,480 --> 00:36:14,160
Speaker 1: sorry for that. If you got kids in the car.

727
00:36:15,360 --> 00:36:17,640
Speaker 1: She really liked him and thought everything went fine, but

728
00:36:17,640 --> 00:36:19,080
Speaker 1: now he's not calling her back, and she thinks the

729
00:36:19,120 --> 00:36:20,880
Speaker 1: reason that he's not calling her back is because she

730
00:36:20,960 --> 00:36:24,200
Speaker 1: seemed high maintenance, because she wouldn't eat the food that

731
00:36:24,239 --> 00:36:27,000
Speaker 1: he made for the picnic. Yep, Michelle, how long has

732
00:36:27,000 --> 00:36:30,799
Speaker 1: it been since your date? It's been like a week

733
00:36:30,840 --> 00:36:34,200
Speaker 1: a half. Okay, that's a bit of time. Yeah, and

734
00:36:34,200 --> 00:36:36,520
Speaker 1: when was the last time you had from him? The

735
00:36:36,719 --> 00:36:39,719
Speaker 1: day after the date. Maybe he's making charcutery boards for

736
00:36:39,760 --> 00:36:44,160
Speaker 1: someone else now, maybe he's researching. Yeah, all right, well

737
00:36:44,160 --> 00:36:45,759
Speaker 1: I'm gonna dial his phone him right now and see

738
00:36:45,760 --> 00:36:49,160
Speaker 1: if we can figure out why he's not calling you back. Okay, Okay,

739
00:36:49,160 --> 00:37:00,759
Speaker 1: here we go. Hello, Hi, May I speak to rajeuh.

740
00:37:01,160 --> 00:37:03,800
Speaker 1: This this is he Rag. How are you? This is

741
00:37:03,880 --> 00:37:07,880
Speaker 1: Jewel from the Jewel Show and Alex and Evan. Have

742
00:37:07,960 --> 00:37:12,920
Speaker 1: you heard the show before ever? I don't think so. Okay, well,

743
00:37:12,960 --> 00:37:14,640
Speaker 1: good morning. Well I'll give you a little bit of

744
00:37:14,640 --> 00:37:17,560
Speaker 1: information about the show. It's three of us. My name's Jewel,

745
00:37:18,560 --> 00:37:21,719
Speaker 1: me Evan. Yeah, so that's that's the Jewel Show. I

746
00:37:21,800 --> 00:37:23,640
Speaker 1: get really thrown out. I do things the same way

747
00:37:23,640 --> 00:37:25,520
Speaker 1: every time, and when something different happens, I get really

748
00:37:25,520 --> 00:37:27,160
Speaker 1: thrown off. That's another thing you need to know about

749
00:37:27,200 --> 00:37:29,759
Speaker 1: the show. It's also a radio show. And one of

750
00:37:29,760 --> 00:37:35,759
Speaker 1: our listeners emailed us about you Rage. Oh okay, any

751
00:37:35,800 --> 00:37:42,200
Speaker 1: idea why? I have no idea? You tell me. So

752
00:37:42,239 --> 00:37:46,960
Speaker 1: you recently went on a date with a girl named Michelle. Yes, yes,

753
00:37:47,080 --> 00:37:49,160
Speaker 1: I did a couple of weeks ago, went on a

754
00:37:49,200 --> 00:37:53,799
Speaker 1: picnic and has some sharkouts. Yeah. I put a lot

755
00:37:53,840 --> 00:37:56,720
Speaker 1: of time and effort into a cheeseboard. So she emailed

756
00:37:56,800 --> 00:38:00,520
Speaker 1: us because she said she really likes you date and

757
00:38:00,640 --> 00:38:02,640
Speaker 1: enjoyed going out with you and is wondering why you're

758
00:38:02,640 --> 00:38:08,239
Speaker 1: not calling her back. Really that's yes, Well, yeah, we

759
00:38:08,320 --> 00:38:09,880
Speaker 1: do a segment on the show where if you go

760
00:38:09,960 --> 00:38:11,439
Speaker 1: out on a date with someone and then they don't

761
00:38:11,480 --> 00:38:14,399
Speaker 1: call you back. We call that person and awkwardly ask

762
00:38:14,480 --> 00:38:16,080
Speaker 1: them why. And that's what we're doing right now. Again.

763
00:38:16,080 --> 00:38:18,759
Speaker 1: My name is Jubil and I like Evan ye, and

764
00:38:18,800 --> 00:38:22,040
Speaker 1: that's what we're asking you. There a reason that you

765
00:38:22,040 --> 00:38:25,000
Speaker 1: don't want to go out with Michelle again? Oh? Well,

766
00:38:25,080 --> 00:38:27,560
Speaker 1: I mean, I don't know. She's she's a nice girl.

767
00:38:27,800 --> 00:38:30,239
Speaker 1: She was we had we had a good time, but

768
00:38:30,320 --> 00:38:31,800
Speaker 1: I just I don't know, I don't think this is

769
00:38:31,840 --> 00:38:35,239
Speaker 1: going to go anywhere? Is it because of the differences

770
00:38:35,320 --> 00:38:38,839
Speaker 1: you had in food choice? Um? I mean I was.

771
00:38:39,040 --> 00:38:42,080
Speaker 1: I guess I was a little annoyed that, you know,

772
00:38:42,120 --> 00:38:44,160
Speaker 1: I put a lot of time and effort into making

773
00:38:44,280 --> 00:38:47,319
Speaker 1: this cheeseboard and which, by the way, they're not cheap. Yeah,

774
00:38:47,520 --> 00:38:51,360
Speaker 1: cheese is expensive. He was super expensive than the pursudo,

775
00:38:51,560 --> 00:38:53,879
Speaker 1: the tsunami like all that stuff, And all she did

776
00:38:53,920 --> 00:38:56,080
Speaker 1: was she had like a couple of faery. She thinks

777
00:38:56,120 --> 00:38:58,120
Speaker 1: the reason that you're not calling her back is because

778
00:38:58,600 --> 00:39:01,120
Speaker 1: she was on like a diet and didn't really eat

779
00:39:01,160 --> 00:39:04,960
Speaker 1: the food that you brought. I mean, that was that

780
00:39:05,080 --> 00:39:07,200
Speaker 1: was kind of weird, But that really wasn't the reason

781
00:39:07,280 --> 00:39:11,000
Speaker 1: why um okay, this is gonna make me sound crazy.

782
00:39:12,000 --> 00:39:14,840
Speaker 1: When she like picked up her wine glass from the

783
00:39:15,160 --> 00:39:17,160
Speaker 1: from the ground and put it up to her face,

784
00:39:17,640 --> 00:39:26,360
Speaker 1: her bicep like blulge, like huge, her bicep bulged, yeah,

785
00:39:26,400 --> 00:39:31,839
Speaker 1: like like she was jacked. Really Yeah, well, how tall

786
00:39:31,960 --> 00:39:37,359
Speaker 1: is she? She's like five nine, Like she's like she

787
00:39:37,600 --> 00:39:41,759
Speaker 1: buff like pick she picked up her wine glass and

788
00:39:41,800 --> 00:39:45,360
Speaker 1: almost crushed it with her hands because she's so she

789
00:39:45,480 --> 00:39:48,320
Speaker 1: got so chuge biceps. I guess I was a little

790
00:39:48,320 --> 00:39:52,560
Speaker 1: intimidated by it. I'm nowhere near that good of shape

791
00:39:52,680 --> 00:39:58,839
Speaker 1: and beautiful. She's she's super attractive, but that that bicep,

792
00:39:58,920 --> 00:40:02,200
Speaker 1: I don't know, Like I started thinking. I started thinking, like,

793
00:40:02,280 --> 00:40:04,680
Speaker 1: you know, whatever, it turns into something and we're like

794
00:40:04,680 --> 00:40:07,160
Speaker 1: getting into it and then she like breaks my neck.

795
00:40:07,680 --> 00:40:11,480
Speaker 1: I don't know. That's how it was. You could probably

796
00:40:11,480 --> 00:40:13,480
Speaker 1: ask her and she sounds reasonable. We talked to her.

797
00:40:13,480 --> 00:40:14,600
Speaker 1: You know, you could probaly ask her to take it

798
00:40:14,600 --> 00:40:18,800
Speaker 1: easy on you. Yeah, I just be a weird request.

799
00:40:18,960 --> 00:40:20,480
Speaker 1: I didn't know how to handle it, so I just

800
00:40:20,600 --> 00:40:22,920
Speaker 1: kind of kind of put it, put it, put it

801
00:40:22,920 --> 00:40:24,560
Speaker 1: in the back of my head. Yeah, okay, So the

802
00:40:24,640 --> 00:40:26,799
Speaker 1: reason that you don't want to go out with her again?

803
00:40:27,000 --> 00:40:30,440
Speaker 1: Is because she has bigger biceps than you. Yeah, very

804
00:40:30,520 --> 00:40:34,839
Speaker 1: very strong. Okay, thanks for being honest with us. Rage. Yeah,

805
00:40:34,880 --> 00:40:36,880
Speaker 1: I appreciate it. Also, I feel like I should be

806
00:40:36,920 --> 00:40:39,560
Speaker 1: honest with you now and let you know. Michelle is

807
00:40:39,560 --> 00:40:41,279
Speaker 1: actually on the other line listening and wants to talk

808
00:40:41,320 --> 00:40:46,920
Speaker 1: to you. Hey, right, you were listening the whole time,

809
00:40:50,920 --> 00:40:59,400
Speaker 1: So now she's angry. Oh oh, rash are you? Are

810
00:40:59,440 --> 00:41:01,400
Speaker 1: you angry? Don a shower? Is that just weird for

811
00:41:01,400 --> 00:41:03,000
Speaker 1: you to hear that he doesn't want to go with

812
00:41:03,040 --> 00:41:06,800
Speaker 1: you then because your biceps are big? I'm honestly shocked,

813
00:41:07,040 --> 00:41:12,040
Speaker 1: Like I'm not that big, Like I'm still soft like

814
00:41:12,160 --> 00:41:18,480
Speaker 1: yoga strong. I'm not like throwing tires strong. Oh come on,

815
00:41:18,760 --> 00:41:23,520
Speaker 1: You're so much bigger than yoga is strong, so like Florda.

816
00:41:23,600 --> 00:41:26,799
Speaker 1: That this is the reason that you haven't texted back, Like,

817
00:41:26,840 --> 00:41:29,560
Speaker 1: I get it. That sounds embarrassing, Like I didn't realize

818
00:41:29,600 --> 00:41:31,920
Speaker 1: that I was that threatening to you. But yeah, I

819
00:41:32,680 --> 00:41:35,319
Speaker 1: didn't realize that was that threatening to me either, But

820
00:41:35,320 --> 00:41:38,439
Speaker 1: then I don't know. I like I saw your arms

821
00:41:38,480 --> 00:41:40,640
Speaker 1: when you were drinking the wine and hardly touching the

822
00:41:40,719 --> 00:41:44,120
Speaker 1: cheeseboard and it is it just because she's got bigger

823
00:41:44,200 --> 00:41:46,359
Speaker 1: muscles than you? Are you scared of her? I don't

824
00:41:46,400 --> 00:41:50,480
Speaker 1: understand live that lifestyle or have a girlfriend that just

825
00:41:50,480 --> 00:41:52,800
Speaker 1: like that. I don't know, Yeah, I don't know. I

826
00:41:52,840 --> 00:41:58,359
Speaker 1: guess maybe it just makes me feel super small. Well, hey,

827
00:41:58,360 --> 00:42:02,120
Speaker 1: if you want to work out together, totally fine. Or

828
00:42:02,160 --> 00:42:04,520
Speaker 1: you can just embrace it, Raj and just let her

829
00:42:04,520 --> 00:42:06,880
Speaker 1: hold you in her big arms at night. Yeah, you

830
00:42:06,880 --> 00:42:10,359
Speaker 1: could be little stoon and just literally sweep me off

831
00:42:10,360 --> 00:42:15,160
Speaker 1: my feet, Raj. Would you like to go out with

832
00:42:15,200 --> 00:42:18,680
Speaker 1: Michelle again on another date? We'll pay for it. I'll

833
00:42:18,719 --> 00:42:27,360
Speaker 1: wear a long please. If she covers up her enormous biceps,

834
00:42:27,560 --> 00:42:31,320
Speaker 1: then scare you? Would you go out with it again?

835
00:42:32,600 --> 00:42:34,640
Speaker 1: You know what you don't You don't have to wear

836
00:42:34,640 --> 00:42:37,239
Speaker 1: a long sleeve like I thought you were gorgeous, and

837
00:42:37,440 --> 00:42:39,160
Speaker 1: you know, I did have a great time with you

838
00:42:40,200 --> 00:42:43,359
Speaker 1: and I was hoping. You know, I'm glad. I'm glad

839
00:42:43,400 --> 00:42:45,719
Speaker 1: we did this because I would would actually really like

840
00:42:45,840 --> 00:42:49,120
Speaker 1: to go on another date with people. Oh wow, it's

841
00:42:49,120 --> 00:42:51,719
Speaker 1: been a while. Yeah, this is exciting. Michelle. Do you

842
00:42:51,719 --> 00:42:54,240
Speaker 1: want to go out with him again? Or are you offended?

843
00:42:55,400 --> 00:42:57,680
Speaker 1: I would like to because I want to. I want

844
00:42:57,680 --> 00:43:02,400
Speaker 1: to see where this goes. This is interesting, I did it. Yeah,

845
00:43:02,600 --> 00:43:06,240
Speaker 1: Jebils first Date follow up The Jewel Show on demand

846
00:43:06,440 --> 00:43:11,080
Speaker 1: only on iHeartRadio. American Royalty is hurting today. It's The

847
00:43:11,160 --> 00:43:13,719
Speaker 1: Jewels Show. And there's not much that can make a

848
00:43:13,800 --> 00:43:17,560
Speaker 1: Kardashian cry because you know, they all had their tear

849
00:43:17,640 --> 00:43:20,600
Speaker 1: ducks removed and added to their hips. Some things, though,

850
00:43:20,800 --> 00:43:25,680
Speaker 1: can make the Kardashians very sad, things like a hard

851
00:43:25,880 --> 00:43:30,480
Speaker 1: cut sound that's not spelled with a K, finding out

852
00:43:30,520 --> 00:43:32,400
Speaker 1: that there are some NBA players out there that they

853
00:43:32,440 --> 00:43:36,239
Speaker 1: haven't dated yet, and of course when one of them

854
00:43:36,280 --> 00:43:40,799
Speaker 1: is going through a breakup. Yeah, I mean it's always

855
00:43:41,239 --> 00:43:43,759
Speaker 1: and today America is the most famous and made from

856
00:43:43,760 --> 00:43:48,400
Speaker 1: one hundred percent recyclable material. Family is attempting to cry

857
00:43:48,440 --> 00:43:52,680
Speaker 1: because apparently Kim Kardashian and Kanye West, the next president

858
00:43:52,680 --> 00:43:55,520
Speaker 1: in the United States of America, are about to call

859
00:43:55,600 --> 00:43:58,640
Speaker 1: it quits. Yeah, I mean, it was only a matter

860
00:43:58,680 --> 00:44:00,759
Speaker 1: of time that it was going to happen. Kim, I think,

861
00:44:00,840 --> 00:44:03,600
Speaker 1: wanted to make it work and try and stay together,

862
00:44:03,880 --> 00:44:06,920
Speaker 1: but you know, ultimately it's Kanye. Yeah. Talk about a

863
00:44:06,960 --> 00:44:10,520
Speaker 1: new story. That nobody is surprised by, like, oh wait,

864
00:44:10,560 --> 00:44:12,720
Speaker 1: what they made it that long? I was actually surprised

865
00:44:12,840 --> 00:44:15,120
Speaker 1: me too. I thought maybe Kim Kardashian and Kanye West

866
00:44:15,200 --> 00:44:17,520
Speaker 1: would go for the long haul, like they would be

867
00:44:17,520 --> 00:44:21,160
Speaker 1: together forever, because everybody expected it to be, you know,

868
00:44:21,200 --> 00:44:24,000
Speaker 1: like a normal Kim Kardashian marriage, like a week or so. Yeah,

869
00:44:24,080 --> 00:44:27,600
Speaker 1: but seventy two days. Yeah. Well. Sources say that Kim

870
00:44:27,640 --> 00:44:31,759
Speaker 1: and Kanye are living separate lives. Well, Kanye is living

871
00:44:31,760 --> 00:44:35,239
Speaker 1: about seven separate different lives. Yeah, split personality. Yeah, but

872
00:44:35,280 --> 00:44:38,400
Speaker 1: they say Kim wants out. Sources say, quote, she's left

873
00:44:38,440 --> 00:44:41,080
Speaker 1: with the choice of being a single, forty something year

874
00:44:41,120 --> 00:44:43,239
Speaker 1: old mom with four kids or staying with her mentally

875
00:44:43,320 --> 00:44:45,439
Speaker 1: unstable husband who doesn't respect her. Well, the thing about

876
00:44:45,440 --> 00:44:48,560
Speaker 1: that relationship is it sweet when Kim Kardashian is the

877
00:44:48,560 --> 00:44:52,160
Speaker 1: most normal one. That's true. Yeah. So Kanye is in

878
00:44:52,200 --> 00:44:55,480
Speaker 1: Wyoming right, yes, ranch, and who knows who's with him.

879
00:44:55,520 --> 00:44:58,120
Speaker 1: But one thing that I noticed was Kim didn't post

880
00:44:58,160 --> 00:45:01,640
Speaker 1: on social media since Christmas, So it's been like almost

881
00:45:01,640 --> 00:45:04,360
Speaker 1: two weeks. Oh my god, Wow, I post something and

882
00:45:04,400 --> 00:45:06,040
Speaker 1: that's not like her. And the only reason why she

883
00:45:06,080 --> 00:45:09,080
Speaker 1: did post something is because New Skims, which is one

884
00:45:09,120 --> 00:45:12,880
Speaker 1: of her lines of undergarments, I guess, is launching tomorrow. Okay,

885
00:45:13,200 --> 00:45:15,640
Speaker 1: so she just to promote another thing she had. She

886
00:45:15,719 --> 00:45:17,680
Speaker 1: had to post her right exactly. So clearly she's going

887
00:45:17,719 --> 00:45:19,200
Speaker 1: through it because that's what they do. They are all

888
00:45:19,239 --> 00:45:20,959
Speaker 1: social media when they're going through a hard time. Because

889
00:45:21,200 --> 00:45:23,480
Speaker 1: I notice that over the years, that's how you can

890
00:45:23,480 --> 00:45:26,600
Speaker 1: tell a Kardashian is sad. They haven't posted in a day.

891
00:45:27,920 --> 00:45:30,040
Speaker 1: Oh my god, what's going on in the Kardashian household.

892
00:45:30,440 --> 00:45:33,120
Speaker 1: He had that big breakdown over the holidays, right right

893
00:45:33,120 --> 00:45:35,840
Speaker 1: before the holidays, he went mental where he went crazy

894
00:45:35,840 --> 00:45:39,320
Speaker 1: and started calling out the mom. Yep, what's her name is?

895
00:45:39,520 --> 00:45:41,719
Speaker 1: I just forget Chris. The mom started calling her out,

896
00:45:41,760 --> 00:45:44,160
Speaker 1: calling everybody out in the family. Yeah, And so I

897
00:45:44,160 --> 00:45:46,759
Speaker 1: guess they're about to actually get probably what Kim's final

898
00:45:46,840 --> 00:45:49,200
Speaker 1: straw was, because I do feel like Kim put in

899
00:45:49,200 --> 00:45:50,759
Speaker 1: a lot of effort, and I don't think that Kim

900
00:45:50,800 --> 00:45:53,080
Speaker 1: wanted to get divorced, but she sounds like she just

901
00:45:53,120 --> 00:45:55,399
Speaker 1: couldn't handle it anymore. Some of them, Alex, because you're

902
00:45:55,400 --> 00:45:57,879
Speaker 1: obviously the expert on this subject, who do you think

903
00:45:57,880 --> 00:46:02,600
Speaker 1: we'll find love first, Kim. I have to disagree, Alex.

904
00:46:02,719 --> 00:46:04,960
Speaker 1: Why is that? Because I think nobody loves Kanye more

905
00:46:04,960 --> 00:46:07,919
Speaker 1: than Kanye and he's going to be alone and fall

906
00:46:08,040 --> 00:46:11,200
Speaker 1: right back in love with themselves. True. Okay, who do

907
00:46:11,239 --> 00:46:14,080
Speaker 1: you think? Okay, So Kim Kardashian probably will fall in

908
00:46:14,160 --> 00:46:17,480
Speaker 1: love again quicker than Kanye West. I think. So who

909
00:46:17,520 --> 00:46:19,600
Speaker 1: do you think she'll be with? But this way, it's

910
00:46:19,600 --> 00:46:21,360
Speaker 1: not gonna be some regular guy from the street, is it.

911
00:46:21,360 --> 00:46:22,920
Speaker 1: They're obviously going to have a lot of money. What

912
00:46:22,960 --> 00:46:25,239
Speaker 1: if it was, Yeah, if the Kardashians really wanted to

913
00:46:25,239 --> 00:46:28,200
Speaker 1: shake it up, they'd stop dating NBA players. Kim Kardashian

914
00:46:28,200 --> 00:46:31,239
Speaker 1: would divorced. Yeah, we're rappers. Kim Kardashian and Kanye West

915
00:46:31,280 --> 00:46:33,680
Speaker 1: are headed for divorce. They'll get divorced, and then Kim

916
00:46:33,760 --> 00:46:36,640
Speaker 1: Kardashian will start dating a checker it works at walmart O,

917
00:46:36,760 --> 00:46:41,319
Speaker 1: my guy named Rob or Barry. What about this? I

918
00:46:41,360 --> 00:46:44,799
Speaker 1: think that she'll throw everybody for a loop and go

919
00:46:44,840 --> 00:46:51,120
Speaker 1: back to Rayja in the first place. Text in four

920
00:46:51,120 --> 00:46:52,920
Speaker 1: one six one. Who do you think Kim Kardashian will

921
00:46:52,920 --> 00:46:55,440
Speaker 1: start dating now that her Kanye West are headed for divorce.

922
00:46:55,640 --> 00:46:59,239
Speaker 1: Oh my god, you guys, I cannot believe that this

923
00:46:59,320 --> 00:47:04,400
Speaker 1: is actually happening, Like, why, how do you Okay? Alex

924
00:47:04,480 --> 00:47:07,239
Speaker 1: is obviously very good at doing Kim Kardashian, how do

925
00:47:07,280 --> 00:47:10,640
Speaker 1: you think the breakup talk went? I'll be Kanye okay,

926
00:47:10,760 --> 00:47:14,000
Speaker 1: and you be Kim? All right? This is actual audio

927
00:47:14,400 --> 00:47:18,359
Speaker 1: right now from Kim Kardashian and Kanye West breaking up.

928
00:47:18,440 --> 00:47:21,760
Speaker 1: This is the No other place has this exclusive audio

929
00:47:22,080 --> 00:47:24,359
Speaker 1: other than probably TMZ, but the Jewels Show has it

930
00:47:24,400 --> 00:47:27,200
Speaker 1: as well. Let's go, let's go listen to the audio tape.

931
00:47:28,200 --> 00:47:31,400
Speaker 1: I just can't do it anymore, Kanye, like you just

932
00:47:32,239 --> 00:47:36,800
Speaker 1: you put no what time one? I just cannot believe

933
00:47:36,840 --> 00:47:39,120
Speaker 1: that this is actually happening. I've just seen the shoes.

934
00:47:39,120 --> 00:47:40,440
Speaker 1: I just made it look like a spaceship and you

935
00:47:40,440 --> 00:47:42,200
Speaker 1: put them on a hand shoes. It look like a

936
00:47:42,200 --> 00:47:44,560
Speaker 1: space ship. But I'm wearing little pants. What are you doing?

937
00:47:44,719 --> 00:47:47,680
Speaker 1: I'm wearing Litta pants. Why why are you yelling? I

938
00:47:47,760 --> 00:47:49,239
Speaker 1: just work for a seventy miles jog and let the

939
00:47:49,239 --> 00:47:51,600
Speaker 1: pants you ever do that during the summer six summers

940
00:47:51,600 --> 00:47:54,200
Speaker 1: in a row, seventeen summers in a row, Like you

941
00:47:54,320 --> 00:47:58,080
Speaker 1: need some serious hope, I just I can't. I can't

942
00:47:58,120 --> 00:48:02,359
Speaker 1: do this, PEPSI now don't done. What do you mean

943
00:48:02,360 --> 00:48:06,440
Speaker 1: you've done? I cannot do this anymore with you, Kanye West.

944
00:48:07,400 --> 00:48:11,279
Speaker 1: Do not have the patience anymore. I'm done. All right,

945
00:48:11,280 --> 00:48:12,799
Speaker 1: I'm done too, you know what. That's fine. I'm putting

946
00:48:12,800 --> 00:48:14,560
Speaker 1: on my shoes that also a spaceship on my head,

947
00:48:14,560 --> 00:48:16,160
Speaker 1: and I'm gonna go to space and I'm an data

948
00:48:16,200 --> 00:48:18,640
Speaker 1: space alien and I'm make a video with a space alien.

949
00:48:18,800 --> 00:48:20,800
Speaker 1: Have a sexual space alien. You're like you had sexual

950
00:48:20,880 --> 00:48:22,879
Speaker 1: Ray Jay, and you'll be so jealous you'd be mad

951
00:48:22,880 --> 00:48:28,280
Speaker 1: you haven't left, Kanye. What's your name again? Oh my god?

952
00:48:28,920 --> 00:48:31,840
Speaker 1: I think that's pretty much out The Jewel Show on

953
00:48:32,000 --> 00:48:36,359
Speaker 1: demand only on iHeartRadio. Are you there? Have you heard

954
00:48:36,360 --> 00:48:39,560
Speaker 1: of the news? Why it's everywhere, on every door, on

955
00:48:39,640 --> 00:48:41,920
Speaker 1: all on every gas station, pup. It might even be

956
00:48:41,960 --> 00:48:44,520
Speaker 1: in your grossest freeze out. Wow, I'm talking about the

957
00:48:44,560 --> 00:48:47,160
Speaker 1: pandemonium going on as a pandemic. Oh my gosh. Why

958
00:48:47,200 --> 00:48:49,120
Speaker 1: there's so much crazy COVID news out there on the

959
00:48:49,120 --> 00:48:51,360
Speaker 1: streets and the highways and the byways. That's a freeway

960
00:48:51,400 --> 00:48:53,560
Speaker 1: that prefers both sexes. By the way, guys, and dolls,

961
00:48:54,160 --> 00:48:56,719
Speaker 1: and now it's time for the jewel shows COVID news

962
00:48:56,760 --> 00:48:58,960
Speaker 1: stories that you might have missed, and that I'll have

963
00:48:59,040 --> 00:49:06,360
Speaker 1: you saying what, Yeah, I gotta be COVID and me Okay,

964
00:49:06,520 --> 00:49:10,560
Speaker 1: I like it. What you gotta be COVID and me? Yeah,

965
00:49:10,560 --> 00:49:13,120
Speaker 1: we got it the first time. I'll say it over

966
00:49:13,200 --> 00:49:15,480
Speaker 1: and over and over again until I get the appropriate

967
00:49:15,520 --> 00:49:18,200
Speaker 1: reaction for that. All right, all right, Evan, you're ready? Yeah,

968
00:49:18,200 --> 00:49:21,320
Speaker 1: I'm ready. These are crazy COVID news stories that you

969
00:49:21,400 --> 00:49:24,040
Speaker 1: might have missed, and it's called what what's that? You

970
00:49:24,160 --> 00:49:29,000
Speaker 1: gotta be COVID and me? Kidding me? That's so good?

971
00:49:29,120 --> 00:49:30,560
Speaker 1: Should we even do the segments? I just take a

972
00:49:30,600 --> 00:49:33,600
Speaker 1: bow and leave. Yeah, that's all right. Here are some

973
00:49:33,680 --> 00:49:35,840
Speaker 1: stories that you might have missed though it's a COVID

974
00:49:35,920 --> 00:49:39,400
Speaker 1: news roundup. Number one. Could the next random product to

975
00:49:39,600 --> 00:49:44,319
Speaker 1: sell out be hair lies medicine because why? Oh news

976
00:49:44,360 --> 00:49:48,759
Speaker 1: study found that a basic headlines drug called iver ivermectin

977
00:49:49,480 --> 00:49:51,279
Speaker 1: probably not actually called up because I don't know how

978
00:49:51,320 --> 00:49:53,640
Speaker 1: to read science words like that, but it led to

979
00:49:53,719 --> 00:49:57,240
Speaker 1: an eighty percent lower fatality rate and hospitalized coronavirus patients.

980
00:49:57,520 --> 00:49:59,959
Speaker 1: Oh that is so random. If you were worried about

981
00:50:00,040 --> 00:50:01,640
Speaker 1: getting COVID. You might as well just get lice. Now,

982
00:50:01,760 --> 00:50:04,719
Speaker 1: go find I don't know, somewhere to get lice so

983
00:50:04,880 --> 00:50:07,880
Speaker 1: that you get the evert mecton. How did they discover

984
00:50:07,960 --> 00:50:12,040
Speaker 1: that either mectin worked against COVID? I don't know. And

985
00:50:12,360 --> 00:50:14,600
Speaker 1: so many questions. There a lot of questions. So people

986
00:50:14,600 --> 00:50:16,560
Speaker 1: are going to the hospital maybe with COVID they also

987
00:50:16,600 --> 00:50:18,359
Speaker 1: have lice. So the hospitals like, we got to treat

988
00:50:18,440 --> 00:50:20,840
Speaker 1: their lives. How do they know they have lice? I

989
00:50:21,000 --> 00:50:26,040
Speaker 1: don't Or does COVID cause lice? O cause COVID? So

990
00:50:26,280 --> 00:50:29,840
Speaker 1: there might come first, there might be a shortage in that.

991
00:50:30,000 --> 00:50:32,439
Speaker 1: But you could also use mayonnaise just smother a lice.

992
00:50:32,520 --> 00:50:36,719
Speaker 1: And then what do we find for lice not COVID?

993
00:50:36,840 --> 00:50:38,960
Speaker 1: What do we found out though? That mayonnaise is the

994
00:50:39,120 --> 00:50:44,120
Speaker 1: actual cure for COVID? So people, Yeah, people had lice

995
00:50:44,200 --> 00:50:45,480
Speaker 1: and then they gave it to him and they noticed

996
00:50:45,480 --> 00:50:48,160
Speaker 1: that I guess they were an eighty percent lower fatality rate.

997
00:50:48,520 --> 00:50:51,640
Speaker 1: See didn't I tell you guys what? You gotta be

998
00:50:51,960 --> 00:50:58,160
Speaker 1: COVID in me? The enthusiasm is off the jobs. Also,

999
00:50:58,280 --> 00:51:00,400
Speaker 1: this one is this one is amazing. This is a

1000
00:51:00,440 --> 00:51:03,239
Speaker 1: story that I'm excited about. Okay, okay, As you might

1001
00:51:03,280 --> 00:51:07,040
Speaker 1: have heard, the Coronavirus Relief Bill that Congress passed. It's

1002
00:51:07,239 --> 00:51:09,680
Speaker 1: like normal bills. It was filled with a bunch of

1003
00:51:09,719 --> 00:51:13,480
Speaker 1: pork what they put little things in there and try

1004
00:51:13,480 --> 00:51:15,520
Speaker 1: to slide it by so it gets approved. Okay. So

1005
00:51:15,680 --> 00:51:17,719
Speaker 1: there's a bunch of little things like that that are

1006
00:51:17,760 --> 00:51:22,200
Speaker 1: totally unrelated to the pandemic in what the bill, hoping

1007
00:51:22,320 --> 00:51:24,279
Speaker 1: that it gets slid through and then like, hey, what

1008
00:51:24,360 --> 00:51:25,879
Speaker 1: are you gonna do? We said it was no pans

1009
00:51:25,960 --> 00:51:29,680
Speaker 1: Thursday it Well, this one is amazing. Though. One thing

1010
00:51:29,960 --> 00:51:34,200
Speaker 1: that was in the Coronavirus Relief Bill is the Pentagon

1011
00:51:34,760 --> 00:51:38,960
Speaker 1: has to release its intelligence about unifos within six months. Yeah,

1012
00:51:39,960 --> 00:51:42,239
Speaker 1: I'm still excited. Yeah if it, if it gets fully

1013
00:51:42,320 --> 00:51:44,680
Speaker 1: passed and approved and everything else, it's in there that

1014
00:51:44,760 --> 00:51:47,160
Speaker 1: they have to release the UFO stuff. Somebody put that

1015
00:51:47,480 --> 00:51:50,879
Speaker 1: in the document, so that I mean too, that's gonna

1016
00:51:50,880 --> 00:51:54,200
Speaker 1: be Why do some citizens of the United States get

1017
00:51:54,280 --> 00:51:56,479
Speaker 1: to know that information and then most of us don't.

1018
00:51:56,560 --> 00:52:00,280
Speaker 1: It's ridiculous how I mean everybody should know. Yeah, it's

1019
00:52:00,280 --> 00:52:02,200
Speaker 1: totally unfair. I think that the one reason they do

1020
00:52:02,280 --> 00:52:03,840
Speaker 1: it is just so that there isn't like, you know,

1021
00:52:04,000 --> 00:52:07,399
Speaker 1: mass hysteria. But for the personal I think everyone would

1022
00:52:07,400 --> 00:52:10,000
Speaker 1: be okay with knowing they are aliens. Yeah, I don't

1023
00:52:10,000 --> 00:52:12,040
Speaker 1: think that should even matter though, Like it's our you know,

1024
00:52:12,120 --> 00:52:13,759
Speaker 1: we should be able to know as well. I think

1025
00:52:13,880 --> 00:52:15,920
Speaker 1: now in twenty twenty one, people are ready to know

1026
00:52:16,040 --> 00:52:18,359
Speaker 1: that there's life out there in space. Yeah, we talked

1027
00:52:18,400 --> 00:52:20,239
Speaker 1: about all the time, not just us, but I mean

1028
00:52:20,320 --> 00:52:24,160
Speaker 1: somebody actually slid that into the COVID relief bill hoping

1029
00:52:24,239 --> 00:52:25,879
Speaker 1: that it gets through so that they have to release

1030
00:52:25,880 --> 00:52:27,760
Speaker 1: our stuff. Probably not now it's going to get acted

1031
00:52:27,800 --> 00:52:30,120
Speaker 1: because they don't want to actually release that information to

1032
00:52:30,200 --> 00:52:32,759
Speaker 1: the public. Another COVID story that I'll have you saying,

1033
00:52:32,880 --> 00:52:38,440
Speaker 1: what you gotta be COVID and me. The pandemic has

1034
00:52:38,520 --> 00:52:41,120
Speaker 1: also led to major drops in the number of people

1035
00:52:41,200 --> 00:52:45,600
Speaker 1: using cocaine. Oh no, yeah, Molly and lsd oh well

1036
00:52:45,640 --> 00:52:49,080
Speaker 1: speak for yourself. I'm still doing it, probably because clubs

1037
00:52:49,120 --> 00:52:53,799
Speaker 1: are shut down. A big increase in smoking weed though,

1038
00:52:53,880 --> 00:52:56,080
Speaker 1: because more more time on the couch, last time on

1039
00:52:56,080 --> 00:52:58,520
Speaker 1: the dance floor. Also, a coronavirus outbreak in a hospital

1040
00:52:58,560 --> 00:53:01,560
Speaker 1: in San Jose, California, has been linked to an employee

1041
00:53:01,600 --> 00:53:05,400
Speaker 1: wearing an inflatable Christmas tree costume on Christmas and what

1042
00:53:05,680 --> 00:53:09,680
Speaker 1: if a fan in the costume spread droplets of whatever?

1043
00:53:10,000 --> 00:53:14,040
Speaker 1: Picture I didn't have it on the hospital. So that

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Speaker 1: little Christmas tree of forty four people contracted. I really

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Speaker 1: know that for sure. I have no idea how they

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Speaker 1: know that. Well, there you go. That was another edition

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Speaker 1: of also the first ever, the first ever edition that

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Speaker 1: we've done of COVID news stories that I'll have you

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Speaker 1: saying what you got COVID in me? Oh, I hate

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Speaker 1: me right now. That was so good though, That was

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Speaker 1: so good. Je BWL. That was like one of the

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Speaker 1: most lovely No the name, the name, the name, the thing. Yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 1: I found something out of this world like nobody could

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Speaker 1: even nobody could ever think of it. Believe that I

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Speaker 1: came up with something right now, all right, your phone,

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Speaker 1: Frank's coming up, and thank you very much. Coming up

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Speaker 1: at nine twenty The Jewel Show on hits one of

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Speaker 1: six point one. I think I'm crazy where having baby.

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Speaker 1: It's my pretty quite plainly, just give me the babies.

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Speaker 1: So what you're doing tonight, Notice they're doing you like

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Speaker 1: watching movies. But we ain't seen anything tonight. I don't

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00:54:15,719 --> 00:54:18,399
Speaker 1: want to give you up, your shaman. Can you give

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Speaker 1: it up him? Because they gonna like to give you up?

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Speaker 1: Being gonna give up, but I haven't drinking coffee. You

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Speaker 1: never need healthy flicking g d amerge. Can you stay up?

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Speaker 1: Conning leow me to the daylight thirty for thirty? Can

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Speaker 1: you stay up? Gone slow me to the daylight thirty

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Speaker 1: for thirty? Fight don't drink it just like, but don't

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Speaker 1: say it is my gave me so what you're doing

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Speaker 1: tonight night about as they're doing. You ain't movies, but

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Speaker 1: we ain't seeing the thing to night. I don't want

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Speaker 1: to keep you up, your shan. Can you keep it?

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna let to keep you up man being the

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Speaker 1: kid up, but I haven't drinking coffee. Never need happy,

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Speaker 1: I don't even healthy. Nona need to sakya giving them enery.

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Speaker 1: Can you stay? He gonna let me to the Taylor

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Speaker 1: thirty for thirty? Can you stay? He gonna let me

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Speaker 1: to the tailor thirty for thirty for having your money

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Speaker 1: to see buck When I'm writing, I'm gonna leave it

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Speaker 1: open like a girl, come inside it, even though I'm

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Speaker 1: like if you could hit a leg a side. Don't

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Speaker 1: even aside at the name first and then earthquake. Well

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Speaker 1: my father met the pressure. But even though it slay

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Speaker 1: wait wait you started a dead night. Don't tell the

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Speaker 1: sor I'm not the same when I was yelling the

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Speaker 1: fallow me got it and my favorite Barrus we could

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Speaker 1: take it from the time, just such a drink control.

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Speaker 1: Don't make up on the his non can you stay

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Speaker 1: up conning? Let me to the Taylor thirty for thirty?

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Speaker 1: Can you stay up conning day to the Taylor? You

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Speaker 1: know thirty o