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Speaker 1: We've done a lot of prank phone calls on this show,

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Speaker 1: talking hundreds and hundreds of them. Sometimes, yeah, sometimes we

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Speaker 1: call the person to shock them. Sometimes we try to

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Speaker 1: trick them. Very rarely, though, do we call just to

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Speaker 1: waste their time. But that's what happens today with Stoner Max,

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Speaker 1: the Instacart delivery guys.

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Speaker 2: Mine.

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Speaker 1: Today he's calling from the grocery store checkout line and

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Speaker 1: wants to put in his two cents about the guy's

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Speaker 1: order and feel bad, basically be anything but helpful. It's

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Speaker 1: your phone tap right now?

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Speaker 2: Hello, Hello, Hello, Yeah, Hello.

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Speaker 3: Hey, what's up?

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Speaker 2: Bro?

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Speaker 3: I knew you were gonna answered. Dude. In my head,

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Speaker 3: I was like, he's not gonna answer. I'm so early.

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Speaker 3: But here you are. Oh this is Ricky. Oh wait Ricey?

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Speaker 2: Is that.

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Speaker 3: Oh that's your name? Yeah?

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Speaker 2: My name.

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Speaker 3: Your name is Ricky.

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Speaker 4: My name is Max, and I'm your instat card shopper.

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Speaker 2: Okay, yeah, is something wrong? I mean you're not supposed

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Speaker 2: to be here for twenty a few more hours.

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Speaker 3: No, man, everything is so coach, super coach.

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Speaker 2: Bro.

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Speaker 4: I'm actually I'm actually i'd check out just like standing

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Speaker 4: around right now.

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Speaker 3: You got a lot of groceries.

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Speaker 2: Yeah. I mean, is there you say there's no problem?

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Speaker 2: Are you gonna are you gonna be early? Or what's

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Speaker 2: going on?

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Speaker 3: If I'm being a hundred with you right now?

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Speaker 4: Bro, I feel like you've made some questionable decisions while

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Speaker 4: you were shopping today.

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Speaker 1: Really yeah, bro?

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Speaker 4: First things for salt and vinegar chips.

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Speaker 3: Just why bro?

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Speaker 4: Why don't you just buy salt.

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Speaker 3: And vinegar?

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Speaker 2: I mean then put them on.

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Speaker 4: Chips and then make your Oh my god, I know

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Speaker 4: how to make salt vinegar chips.

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Speaker 3: I just figured it out, man.

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Speaker 2: I just like the flavor, dude. I mean I don't

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Speaker 2: want to be Yeah, I don't need a third degree

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Speaker 2: on my grocery list.

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Speaker 3: May I suggest Friedos? Those are way better chips for you, bro?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I like my salt and vinegar chips. Bro, So

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Speaker 2: if you're there and you want to get Frito's for yourself,

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Speaker 2: then feel free to do that.

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Speaker 3: Well, you're gonna buy me Freedo's, Dude, you're not a man. Wow,

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Speaker 3: it's so nice of you.

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Speaker 2: On top of a tip like incorrect, I better not

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Speaker 2: see Fritos on my built.

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Speaker 3: What about this cream cheese though? What are you using

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Speaker 3: that for?

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Speaker 2: What am I using it for? Yeah, probably to go

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Speaker 2: with the bagels that I asked you to get.

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Speaker 3: It's just like cream cheese. The only time I've used

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Speaker 3: it was on my dog. Did you know that it'll.

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Speaker 4: Make your dogs fur super shiny once it washes off.

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Speaker 2: I'm allergic to that, dude, So like, darn it, are

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Speaker 2: you gonna be here?

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Speaker 4: Hey, I'm gonna pet a puppy today for you and

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Speaker 4: your honor, just for you, brother.

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Speaker 3: Look, I shout out to your allergy.

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Speaker 2: I don't have time to be stuck on the phone

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Speaker 2: with you right now.

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Speaker 4: May I just say, wonderful palate choosing a chicken pot pie?

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Speaker 2: Bro?

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Speaker 3: Oh my god, those are three of my favorite.

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Speaker 4: Things, chicken pot pie, and then you come bind all

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Speaker 4: three of them. I'm like, this guy is brilliant.

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Speaker 2: Man, Oh my god, this is so unprofessional.

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Speaker 3: Hey, do you have any mushrooms in your car? If not,

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Speaker 3: may I maybe.

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Speaker 2: Not the kind you probably like to eat.

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Speaker 3: Dude, that's funnier than you realize. I think you made

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Speaker 3: a joke.

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Speaker 2: You don't even know, ded, Yeah, nothing about this is funny, right.

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Speaker 3: Because I do eat mushrooms. You get it?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I get it? Man.

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Speaker 3: Oh cool, listen.

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Speaker 2: Man, whatever you're on right now you need to just

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Speaker 2: like consider maybe like not doing it anymore because it's

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Speaker 2: affecting your performance and it's pissing me off quite frankly, Like,

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Speaker 2: I don't know how you've kept the job as long

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Speaker 2: as you have.

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Speaker 3: What did you know? I was on viagra?

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Speaker 2: Yeah? I think it's a little more than that, man.

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Speaker 3: It is.

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Speaker 4: It's also called coffee because I'm actually a morning radio

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Speaker 4: show host and I've had like ten cups of coffee

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Speaker 4: before I called you.

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Speaker 2: What is going on right now? Man?

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Speaker 4: My name's jose from the radio show Brook and Jeffrey

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Speaker 4: in the Morning, and we're doing a phone tap on you.

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Speaker 3: Man, this was all around.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, Oh my god, it's your roommate, Paul.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I might soon to be dead roommate, Paul.

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Speaker 3: Okay, thanks for telling me.

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Speaker 2: No.

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Speaker 3: But in all seriousness, dude, think about chicken.

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Speaker 2: Pot pot Shut up.

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Speaker 3: It blew your mind too. Huh woah.

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Speaker 4: All right, Well, I'm coming over with these freedoms. Do

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Speaker 4: you want anything else before I get there.

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Speaker 2: I'm a little unclear my grocery is actually still coming

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Speaker 2: or oh dude, I don't know.

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Speaker 3: Actually you may want to check your own app. I

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Speaker 3: have nothing to

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Speaker 2: Do with that, right, Okay, wake up every morning was

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Speaker 2: foom taps Wednesday Morning twenties, Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning,