Speaker 1: Hi there. At the top of this episode, Matt breaks
Speaker 1: some pretty shocking news that ended up being false. I
Speaker 1: come to you today with my tale between my legs
Speaker 1: you guys. Listeners, I want you to know that I
Speaker 1: love you. Guys. I would never provide you with information
Speaker 1: that was incorrect. However, you're about to hear us yap
Speaker 1: on about how Hugh Hefner has passed away at the
Speaker 1: age of ninety one. You, guys, he is very much
Speaker 1: alive at the time of recording. He is very much alive. Um,
Speaker 1: but we know what. It opens up the show this episode,
Speaker 1: but we just roll with it. We hope you you
Speaker 1: can strap yourself in for the ride, if you know what, guys. Um,
Speaker 1: clickbait is real, and sometimes clickbait can be really shockingly
Speaker 1: detailed and fucking fake as fuck. That's how they get you. Yeah, honestly,
Speaker 1: I'm telling you. He was dead at the age of
Speaker 1: ninety one, found in his home. They went into detail
Speaker 1: about how like, uh, he had been like succumbing to
Speaker 1: illness for some time. Listen, the man is alive. He's alive.
Speaker 1: He's alive. But um, you know what, we sort of
Speaker 1: look back on his legacy and all of that still stands,
Speaker 1: So enjoy the episode. We're so sorry this was fake news,
Speaker 1: and enjoy it. Thanks. My grandma and your grandma was
Speaker 1: sitting bad fire. My grandma to your granda, I'm gonna
Speaker 1: sit back on fire. You're talking about hin? I like,
Speaker 1: go on day Jagomo, I'm Jagmo. Don loves culture racist?
Speaker 1: Who is dead? Who's dead? Hugh Hefner, Oh, Mike, wait
Speaker 1: what today? He died? Just now? What are you kidding? God?
Speaker 1: What dead? At? Yes? I did wait and this is
Speaker 1: yes Peter Peters jumping it? Well, absolutely not. But now
Speaker 1: that you have, let's welcome our guests into the conversation. No,
Speaker 1: absolutely not. All three of us will talk about this. Okay, everyone,
Speaker 1: we have an incredible guest with us. To amazing, amazing.
Speaker 1: They they are just they were floored by the information.
Speaker 1: They were fore by the information. She's such a wonderful performer.
Speaker 1: You've seen the performing Carolines on Broadway. They have a
Speaker 1: show coming up August at the Duplex Um and you
Speaker 1: saw them open the I Don't Think so Hony Live
Speaker 1: first installment with their amazing impression of Minette Benning. Look
Speaker 1: for that please please please do And they were going
Speaker 1: to be at the second live show on August eleven. Yes,
Speaker 1: and they are a star in the upcoming limited series
Speaker 1: on Forever Dog podcast called Turner Master's Memory Hospital. A
Speaker 1: star in a start and we we might have a
Speaker 1: little role in that too. We can't wait to listen
Speaker 1: to it. Yes, absolutely. I think their name is Peter Smith. Now, Peter,
Speaker 1: what say you about the death of you? Um? I
Speaker 1: need to see a like a tweet notification or some
Speaker 1: kind of proof, because I Peter needs to see the body.
Speaker 1: I just like, it's so shocking to me. Can you believe?
Speaker 1: Talk about a death of culture? But I'm sorry, Yeah,
Speaker 1: this is the world we live in though now, where
Speaker 1: we don't believe news unless it's in a Washington Post notification.
Speaker 1: He yeah, well the magazine is shifted now right there's
Speaker 1: no naked I feel like, yeah, it's changed right now.
Speaker 1: It's like there, it's like it's it's like a lifestyle
Speaker 1: just a general lifestyle magazine and there's just funny articles
Speaker 1: and sudd I think it's kind of important playboy absolutely,
Speaker 1: but like the death of him kind of like it's
Speaker 1: this like sexual thing. Was he a gross guy? But
Speaker 1: also not in a pejorative way. I mean, I'm not
Speaker 1: saying this like in a negative ways as to like, um,
Speaker 1: you know, shame that it was it was important, what
Speaker 1: he did was important. Well, I guess it's different for
Speaker 1: every woman, right, of course, whether whether they all felt
Speaker 1: I'm sure we can't gauge whether they all felt empowered
Speaker 1: doing that. No, that's not up to us. That's not
Speaker 1: up to us, you know what, not even close, not
Speaker 1: even at all. And I resent I retract my previous
Speaker 1: statement I made thirty seconds ago. I have no opinion.
Speaker 1: I have none. That's your cultural right. That's my cultural
Speaker 1: rule number forty eight, no rule number forty three of culture,
Speaker 1: because I'm sure we haven't add Yes, it's your cultural
Speaker 1: right to take back in an opinion. Absolutely absolutely, Peter,
Speaker 1: how about that? I agree, Peter. Okay, So I'm sorry
Speaker 1: we just launched right into this. Wow, this is the
Speaker 1: first for the show. What's a long held opinion of yours?
Speaker 1: A long held opinion about what? Anything? About anything? Anything?
Speaker 1: What have you held an opinion about all your life? Long?
Speaker 1: But you'd like to take back? This roller coaster started
Speaker 1: and we're on it. This is it the opinion I've
Speaker 1: had my whole life. I don't know that, like, uh,
Speaker 1: dudes look great in makeup? Yes, okay, but you and
Speaker 1: I mean the rules. I agree to you the rule
Speaker 1: as you can retract that, but we're not doing that.
Speaker 1: I'm not going to. You know, you can take back
Speaker 1: that if you want to, if I want to that.
Speaker 1: If you see me in a full beat later and
Speaker 1: you don't think it looks very good, you can take iteous.
Speaker 1: But Peter, I want to say, um, not to play
Speaker 1: devil's advocate, but I've been wearing makeup this week for
Speaker 1: for just for shows and such, and I saw, oh, yes,
Speaker 1: that's right in makeup three nights out of this week.
Speaker 1: I think I look just awful in makeup. Just when
Speaker 1: you're talking about your makeup. Can we talk about we
Speaker 1: can talk about we can talk about sluck. But here's
Speaker 1: the thing, Peter. You don't understand Bowen came out for
Speaker 1: a night soap in his actual beat that Ruby real,
Speaker 1: what's up? Ruby to Bowen? And you don't understand the
Speaker 1: crowd gas, I'm but the gorgeous beauty, beauty. I refused
Speaker 1: to sit here and tell you that you look bad
Speaker 1: and I don't you're lying. I just it's hard. It's hard.
Speaker 1: It's it's hard for I'm going to say it, it's
Speaker 1: hard for Asians because our eyes are so almond so ruby.
Speaker 1: Put on a lot of liner and my eyes just disappeared,
Speaker 1: and I just I just looked like a beautiful skull.
Speaker 1: I think you looked like a glamorous Okay, he looked
Speaker 1: like one of the most beautiful creatures ever to Grace's stage.
Speaker 1: It was shocking when he came out and I had
Speaker 1: been seeing him all day in the makeup, and Bowen
Speaker 1: stepped out into the light nique and I was like,
Speaker 1: oh my god, she's here. Speaking of beautiful stage visions,
Speaker 1: I just want to and it's it's because Peter's here,
Speaker 1: but it's also because I truly believe it's to be
Speaker 1: empirically true. Most beautiful thing I've ever seen on stage
Speaker 1: was Peter at Carnegie Hall at the three Busy Dever
Speaker 1: show Angel Wings a mesh see through. I keep forgetting
Speaker 1: I didn't have any clothes on. You looked amazing, Peter.
Speaker 1: That was my introduction to you as well. Really that
Speaker 1: was your first time seeing the first time. That was
Speaker 1: the first time I ever saw you too, because I
Speaker 1: could see everybody in there, because never off that no
Speaker 1: vile vile Hall. We had the Vile Hall because you
Speaker 1: know famously Carnegie Hall not just one hall, in fact three.
Speaker 1: But it's a it's an honor to perform in any
Speaker 1: of them. Absolutely an honor and expensive and expensive. Well
Speaker 1: but okay, explain to me this whole light situation. It
Speaker 1: was it would cost you money to turn them off.
Speaker 1: There are so many I mean, you know you guys
Speaker 1: ever heard of unions? Oh? Yeah, yeah, so they're great
Speaker 1: and they apply to Carnegie Hall. So there's just lots
Speaker 1: of stuff that if you need this to be done,
Speaker 1: you'll have to hire someone to do it union. And
Speaker 1: then you get you know, it's just like a girl.
Speaker 1: It adds up. Sure, okay, that's fair, okay, because you
Speaker 1: would have if you turn the lights off, we would
Speaker 1: need a tech persons. I say that that makes sense,
Speaker 1: like another thousand dollars eater. Um, how are you? How
Speaker 1: am I? This weather? That is kind of take I
Speaker 1: mean not to talk about the weather, but really now
Speaker 1: in the heat of summer and then today had this
Speaker 1: kind of chill, really appreciated it. Yeah, it's been so
Speaker 1: much and this has been nice over the last several days,
Speaker 1: I've been saying to myself, am I really sick? Or
Speaker 1: do I just live in Manhattan like I feel I'm
Speaker 1: constantly carvered in a film. You're an uptown girls, a
Speaker 1: town girl. You are Spanish Harlem, living in life in
Speaker 1: Spanish Harlem, live in life, just like a movie stars. Wait,
Speaker 1: which song was this, Marie Maria John. I'm saying there's
Speaker 1: a rose in Spanish? Do you know that? Does anyone
Speaker 1: know that? The Elton John. We're saying two different Spanish
Speaker 1: Harlem songs. Here's here's a third. It's an Elton John
Speaker 1: deep cut and now no Spanish Harlem er not just
Speaker 1: pretty words to see Elton Elton. I know, I feel
Speaker 1: like I feel like Elton was here. I when Elson gonna. Sorry,
Speaker 1: sorry I went there, Okay, you went there and we
Speaker 1: loved it. No, we want to talk about the legends,
Speaker 1: dyeing the legend. You know who's going to be a
Speaker 1: sad one Stubbs, Stevie Steview. I think I had to
Speaker 1: think us. My first w wonder not that Stevie Dubbs
Speaker 1: isn't like maybe the one, the one Stevie to rule
Speaker 1: all Stevies. But whenever he's whenever any of the Max
Speaker 1: and the Fleets die. I whenever once that happens is
Speaker 1: I'll be a wreck, No Joanie, when Joanie passes, when
Speaker 1: everyone always talks about that, everyone's always like God, when Mitchell,
Speaker 1: I'm like, stop saying that, right, like a breeze through
Speaker 1: the planes, and like every wildflower will quiver quiver, yes,
Speaker 1: and they'll make a sound like a flu yeah, like yeah,
Speaker 1: and the caves will echo. It'll be when Johnny dies,
Speaker 1: the plants will know first, and every child in Canada
Speaker 1: will be orphaned, and Mark Albrooke will flee the town
Speaker 1: that he lives in with his family. These plants is
Speaker 1: talking places walking, Peter, Um, we are going to ask
Speaker 1: you what we ask all of our guests. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: And that is what was the culture that made you
Speaker 1: a young Peter think culture is for me. Yeah. So
Speaker 1: it's the culture that made you say to yourself, you
Speaker 1: know what now I'm ready to think about this. Yes,
Speaker 1: in terms of your growth. Um, the film too Wong Food,
Speaker 1: Thanks for everything, Julie near amazing answer. I would watch
Speaker 1: that straight up on a loop and yeah, because that
Speaker 1: was like, oh yeah, that's what I was like. I
Speaker 1: supposed to, okay, Yeah, and then I did in terms
Speaker 1: of what in terms of like like comedy performance are
Speaker 1: like like gender gender like it was just like, oh,
Speaker 1: these like guys that are born with a male bod,
Speaker 1: like are fucking around with ship and like funny performances,
Speaker 1: like good performances in a real way, like yeah, like
Speaker 1: in a just like being honest. And then like the
Speaker 1: small town I love a fish out of water, yes,
Speaker 1: fish and those were three fishes water of water. Okay.
Speaker 1: And then and you said you mentioned small towns and
Speaker 1: does this sort of track back to your origins at
Speaker 1: all or no? I mean I was in like the bourbs,
Speaker 1: small suburbs of Chicago, so yeah, it was kind of
Speaker 1: this like oh this like community whatever. But then I
Speaker 1: did Dragon fifth grade. Wow, you know what in what capacity?
Speaker 1: Just like you have to. I have it on YouTube.
Speaker 1: My dad filmed it really okay, incredible, very incredible. Yes,
Speaker 1: I give us paint it for us with words. The
Speaker 1: blue velvet curtain opens Ship. I am standing with like
Speaker 1: a blonde kind of like bump it with that flows
Speaker 1: down a little bit of a there's a good burn
Speaker 1: nous to my right, like because I'm kind of like
Speaker 1: rubenesque fat fifth grader and like this hair is big
Speaker 1: and peroxide blonde, and then I have there's like cape
Speaker 1: on and I'm all black covered up, and then the
Speaker 1: beginning of I Will Survive starts, and I didn't really
Speaker 1: get the lip sync thing. I was like, no, I'm
Speaker 1: going to sing. I'm supposed to sing like this is
Speaker 1: in the lip sync. This is like I will. So
Speaker 1: I sang over the track and they're like, want your
Speaker 1: mic on? And I was like, of course, have my
Speaker 1: mic on? So I kind of bleed it along with
Speaker 1: the track. Did this like reveal with this cape to
Speaker 1: like this sparkly look, had someone backstage jan Boa, It
Speaker 1: was like a fully produced Yeah, it's the greatest before
Speaker 1: I Ever, how did this opportunity arise? The fifth grade
Speaker 1: talent show? Oh it was a talent show and you
Speaker 1: did drag in the talent Yeah, of course what can
Speaker 1: follow that? Sucking a baton twirler? But fucking the popular
Speaker 1: girls doing a dance to what? Fucking the girls protected
Speaker 1: by Brittany Janet Jackson? All for you? It was it
Speaker 1: was always all for you. All those stupid pitchers were
Speaker 1: doing dance routin for you. They all are and guess
Speaker 1: what rule number one hundred and one of culture, Janet
Speaker 1: Jackson for you? It wasn't for you know, I did
Speaker 1: not finish that rule because I don't know that are
Speaker 1: these rules also opinion? Can you take them back later?
Speaker 1: I was exactly gonna say, I recently, thank keeping. You
Speaker 1: can take it back any opinion, and that includes rules.
Speaker 1: And we've just built a new rule into the rules
Speaker 1: of culture. It's incredible how cyclical it all is. Yeah, sure, now, Peter,
Speaker 1: you took it upon yourself, and it wasn't It wasn't
Speaker 1: even like a resourcefulness thing. As a fifth grader. You
Speaker 1: were just like, oh, I am going to dress this way,
Speaker 1: and and it was just there was no friction about it.
Speaker 1: You just did it. Yeah, well I would wear like
Speaker 1: skirts at home or whatever, like just like with my sister,
Speaker 1: we'd like funk around and then like of course until
Speaker 1: like middle school, you're not like well, at least we
Speaker 1: weren't really. It wasn't like boys girls. So we had
Speaker 1: this like sleepaway thing where it was like the boys
Speaker 1: and the girls would sleep separate, and every time that
Speaker 1: would happen, I would be with like the losers because
Speaker 1: it was like, no, we didn't have any like dude friends.
Speaker 1: And then I in fifth grade was like, oh, no,
Speaker 1: this is hilarious. I'm going to do this because like
Speaker 1: I didn't think like, oh I need to express this
Speaker 1: because it doesn't really exist yet, but like, this is hilarious,
Speaker 1: I'm going to pose it. That around fifth grade like
Speaker 1: your nine ten however, many years old. But I just
Speaker 1: distinctly remember fifth grade being like the beginning of what
Speaker 1: I thought I started to absorb was like being internalized
Speaker 1: and like developing within. It's when you awaken sexually, right,
Speaker 1: I mean the majority of people, and it's not that
Speaker 1: it has to do exactly with sexuality, but like you
Speaker 1: start to become conscious or more conscious of how the
Speaker 1: world sees you and how you're responding to what you're
Speaker 1: supposed to be in the world. You get social, so
Speaker 1: then you get there, you go exactly that's it. I
Speaker 1: remember that was when that was when it all kind
Speaker 1: of went to help for me and being self conscious
Speaker 1: because I wasn't. I wasn't there, Like I wasn't the
Speaker 1: kind of person that was like, oh this is funny,
Speaker 1: this is all a construct. I mean that didn't become
Speaker 1: that didn't become aware to me until like I guess,
Speaker 1: like two or three years ago honestly or actually knew
Speaker 1: what the sentence gender as a construct, like what it meant?
Speaker 1: I mean, but it just seems like you were very
Speaker 1: precocious that Peter, I. I guess no, you know, own it? Sure?
Speaker 1: What does precocious really mean? I think, um that you're
Speaker 1: ahead of um your own time. That God done this? Well,
Speaker 1: this sucks. It's like a such as child is like
Speaker 1: a child who behaves in sort of an advanced matter,
Speaker 1: an advanced man. Okay, I'll take yes, I was. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I told when I was a kid, people would say
Speaker 1: that and I'd be like, why you know, you're like
Speaker 1: shut up something that shut up? It is like an
Speaker 1: irritating thing to say to someone when you're a kid.
Speaker 1: And then yeah, yeah, you're a really old soul, Like
Speaker 1: what does that mean? I'm not fitting in and you're
Speaker 1: calling it out because I'm aware of it. Something different
Speaker 1: than okay, great, Yeah, thank you, thank you for underlining
Speaker 1: that to Wong Foo. Um God, I draged movies in
Speaker 1: general general, right, yeah, Mrs doubt find some of those
Speaker 1: are like fucked up? Is RuPaul important to you? Rupa?
Speaker 1: The opening of too Wong Foo. She like comes down
Speaker 1: in a Confederate flag. Wow, she's hosting this drag competition.
Speaker 1: So and then she doesn't come back. It's like there's
Speaker 1: this like cameo from someone who's like actually an amazing
Speaker 1: drag queen this movie that then these three straight dudes
Speaker 1: take on too. But RuPaul right now, yes, I mean
Speaker 1: yeah I don't. I don't watch drag Race. Is there
Speaker 1: a reason for that? No, yeah, I'm just not interested. Yeah,
Speaker 1: And then I sometimes I'm I would like seeing it live, yes, totally,
Speaker 1: like even like comedy specials. I'm like, this is funny,
Speaker 1: but like it's it's interesting that there's a whole now
Speaker 1: millions of people that watched Drupaul's Drag Race, and the
Speaker 1: vast majority of them have never been to see Dragon
Speaker 1: and would yeah and wouldn't understand what drag even is live.
Speaker 1: It's so funny to me, Like when people kind of
Speaker 1: take issue with drag queens for their behavior on the show,
Speaker 1: it's like, well, you've never been to a real drag
Speaker 1: show then, and you've never seen d because if you
Speaker 1: think like this is subversive what they're allowed to get
Speaker 1: away with on v H one, like you don't even
Speaker 1: understand what rose pedals spunk them from your head. Yeah
Speaker 1: you saw that, well you saw that. You saw us
Speaker 1: do that live and that was a trick and I've
Speaker 1: seen money. Yeah, it's like that's kind of that was
Speaker 1: an iconic moment in whatever. Yes, it's become quite the meme.
Speaker 1: It's become a very perfect prolific meme. I'd say out
Speaker 1: of the nine seasons, i'd say it's in the probably
Speaker 1: top ten iconicized and like intentionally, like like there was
Speaker 1: a lot of thought put into that. Yeah. Yeah, I
Speaker 1: think she knew what she was doing. Totally, totally, totally,
Speaker 1: um yeah, I mean other drag movies, some like It Hot,
Speaker 1: some like that was. My grandma told me to watch
Speaker 1: that because I would like burn out the two long
Speaker 1: food tapes and she's like, why don't you watch this one?
Speaker 1: And then that one is funny? In what way is
Speaker 1: that movie funny? Is it is? It? Is? It? Like?
Speaker 1: It can't get no? The joke is like they're boys actually,
Speaker 1: which just like I don't know I was. I was
Speaker 1: just like soothed by seeing like dudes with dresses on. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you haveely exist in this world and like I get
Speaker 1: that whatever, and they were doing it. But then usually
Speaker 1: the punch line was the thing where it's like, oh no,
Speaker 1: this is I guess like Mrs Doulfer. At the ending,
Speaker 1: it's like, you don't do that because then everyone's mad
Speaker 1: at you and it's very wrong. Yeah, and it's like you, yeah,
Speaker 1: like you. It's there. It's kind of fucked, but the
Speaker 1: rest of it is great. There you go, Sally Field
Speaker 1: the whole time, the whole time, the whole time. You
Speaker 1: know that line. I haven't seen it in in a minute.
Speaker 1: I thought you haven't seen it. Um, Oh my god,
Speaker 1: Joel was talking to me about that show Emerald City. Oh,
Speaker 1: what's the new Wizard of Oz. It's like it's like
Speaker 1: a sort of a Game of Thrones layer on top
Speaker 1: of the like a Wizard of Oz prequel? Were our
Speaker 1: readings where why and we go in for that? Um
Speaker 1: And apparently Ozma so in the in the Frankel Bomb books, Ozma.
Speaker 1: I think Ozma is like the it's like some princess.
Speaker 1: I'm not I don't quite understand the whole mythology. I
Speaker 1: don't know her. I don't know her, so thank you, Matt.
Speaker 1: But Ozma is apparently born a princess and um longs
Speaker 1: longs to be a boy, and so there's that journey.
Speaker 1: But then and so so so that's so that's very interesting.
Speaker 1: But then in the show, for some reason that the
Speaker 1: creative people behind this show took it, took it upon
Speaker 1: themselves too complicate that by having Ozma like talk to
Speaker 1: the Wicked Witch of the West, who is sort of
Speaker 1: a sympathetic character, and the witch wants to help Ozma transition.
Speaker 1: But then but then the other witchards are like, no, Ozma, no,
Speaker 1: there's oz has to have a princess. So then, for
Speaker 1: some reason, this is just an added thing. Droll was
Speaker 1: telling me Ozma is like resigned to their gender, going
Speaker 1: back to yes being being female, and I was, and
Speaker 1: then we were just all like why would they do that?
Speaker 1: I don't know. It's like, let's you know what, this
Speaker 1: is a this is a Wizard of Oz prequel in
Speaker 1: the high fantasy world. Let's let's let's gender. Let's go
Speaker 1: in there, let's talk about it, right and part anyway,
Speaker 1: I think people are like, really, they're trying to get
Speaker 1: on the ground floor a little bit with that. It's
Speaker 1: about the next thing. It's like, well, they ate ass
Speaker 1: on ABC, So what do we gotta do? They actually yes,
Speaker 1: on How to Get Away with Murder? Those boys ate
Speaker 1: each other's butt holes right up? They ate it right up. Wait,
Speaker 1: what's that guy's name? Jack Fallon and the other one,
Speaker 1: Connor rick A Mora is the guys he's actually gay. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but they played a cut face. He's got the Oh
Speaker 1: they're both super cute. In fact, we went to we
Speaker 1: went to college. We didn't know him, but we went
Speaker 1: to college. Jack Valley, I can't can point him out. Yeah,
Speaker 1: he's handsome and eights on TV, and you know, for ABC,
Speaker 1: I guess that was a lot. But but now it's
Speaker 1: funny because they're all there. It's funny that you say that,
Speaker 1: because they're all like, all right, how do we do
Speaker 1: the next outrageous thing they or may not appropriate a
Speaker 1: whole people. Yeah, it's I mean. Also, the way that
Speaker 1: the guy got his butt it was so funny, like
Speaker 1: they were having dialogue and like making out and then
Speaker 1: the guy just like flips him over very like like
Speaker 1: kind of like cinematically, and the guy just throws his
Speaker 1: head back and goes, oh, that's how it happened. Cartoon. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and at at home all the middle aged women watching it,
Speaker 1: We're like, oh, I felt it on my button because
Speaker 1: he was such a good actor. And then I'll like
Speaker 1: of us are just like kind of watching the highlight
Speaker 1: reel one. It's like I heard the eight s on television?
Speaker 1: Did you see this the eight s on television? Here's
Speaker 1: the link? Watch this, yeah, I mean the link. Yeah.
Speaker 1: We never consume it. Just from the primary it was
Speaker 1: just like eating as on television, watching by Failly he
Speaker 1: second clip, I mean context, no banks, I think I
Speaker 1: think that's my media diet. Now it's just compilation videos.
Speaker 1: I was I was literally talking about a compilation video. Wait,
Speaker 1: what was I talking about? When I came in something? Oh,
Speaker 1: when you came into the to this room, into this room,
Speaker 1: it was a compilation about something. Oh, it was about
Speaker 1: why Hilaries wink in Hollywood? Why everyone in Hollywood's negative content?
Speaker 1: Why did you want? Because he was again he was interested.
Speaker 1: I fell for it, and um, there are such a
Speaker 1: negative companies. It's awful, awful, And I love Hillary Swanks
Speaker 1: so much. And I was like, yes, I'm telling you,
Speaker 1: wondering why everyone else doesn't. I'm wondering how Yes that
Speaker 1: And I truly was changed by her sentil episode because
Speaker 1: it had some of my It had a great she
Speaker 1: played a great heide clue. She she was was this
Speaker 1: two three or something? She um, I need to watch.
Speaker 1: Her musical guest was fifty uh and she The first
Speaker 1: sketch was this morning talk show called the l A
Speaker 1: Face I think, and it was about the botox lifestyle
Speaker 1: all that or something and um, and Hillary Swank played
Speaker 1: this botox woman and um, botox woman box a woman.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry and she um and her story was her
Speaker 1: character was that she was operating UM. Oh no, no, no
Speaker 1: no no. So she was like, I work in the
Speaker 1: in the entertainment industry, so I had to get botox.
Speaker 1: I felt, I had to get botox. And then my
Speaker 1: Rodolf plays the host and she's like, here's a photo
Speaker 1: of you. Here's a bit for a photo of you,
Speaker 1: and it's just just a really nice looking head shot
Speaker 1: of Hillary's like with like a Universal Studios a rollercoaster
Speaker 1: behind her. She was like, yes, I work in the
Speaker 1: entertainment industry. I operated the roller coaster. She was just
Speaker 1: very committed and good and I was like, yeah, I
Speaker 1: love Hillary Slank Now I always have. It's true when
Speaker 1: whenever they come on and I hosted damn good episode
Speaker 1: of s Now and they're committed and they can pull
Speaker 1: it off. I do have more respect for them, and
Speaker 1: when they're trashed, I'm christ had a good episode. Yes,
Speaker 1: or she kind of just killed it with that. She
Speaker 1: did a really good and that was transphobic and that
Speaker 1: was transported to like what Samantha I did live I
Speaker 1: do live in the district. I was like, come on,
Speaker 1: she did a good voice and also, um, she's also
Speaker 1: the musical girl. She did one of those like double turns. Yeah,
Speaker 1: like I can do it all, but she can do
Speaker 1: it all. Have you seen burlesque? I love culture. That
Speaker 1: then catapulted me into any kind of new light. My
Speaker 1: favorite scene in burlesque is shares like I gotta go
Speaker 1: home and they're like a song. Yeah. The thing is,
Speaker 1: we set the lights and we rehearsed, we we were
Speaker 1: it's all ready for it's all set up. She's like, alright,
Speaker 1: just one puts her shi down this like huge ballot. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I've never seen it. Oh my god. And Kristen Bella
Speaker 1: plays a great she does It was like a hot
Speaker 1: kind of naked walking around and being like wait, why,
Speaker 1: what's his name. What's his name? His eyeline around the
Speaker 1: whole time. Yeah, yeah, yeah, what's his name? He's hot.
Speaker 1: Cam Gigain did one of those you'll see you're like, oh, yeah,
Speaker 1: you someone was trying to make us like you for
Speaker 1: a while. He was. He was on the o C
Speaker 1: as Marissa's like edgy like boyfriend who like maybe was abusive.
Speaker 1: Not all of our track, no, no, no, later on
Speaker 1: in this season, like right before she died in a
Speaker 1: tragic car accident this season three, did you watch the
Speaker 1: o C? Yeah? Excellent, he was on that. It's all
Speaker 1: on Hulu. Did you know? I did. I did know
Speaker 1: because I was watching The Bachelor OUTE the other day
Speaker 1: and I watched the last episode and then they just
Speaker 1: started in OC episode and I was like, oh my god,
Speaker 1: because they're like, whoever was watching The bed Store it
Speaker 1: wants to watch the o C. That's what they or
Speaker 1: they just need to know what's on here because they're
Speaker 1: gonna be like, oh I didn't know that. Yeah that's it. Yeah.
Speaker 1: I mean I feel like everyone has my this opinion.
Speaker 1: I'm about to share, but no, maybe not. I think
Speaker 1: share is shares number one, number one deepa for me. No,
Speaker 1: I've I've said on the show Selene before, but Share
Speaker 1: just how the personality that can't honestly can't write them,
Speaker 1: they can't have their own special like Selene. You can't
Speaker 1: compare Selene to Share that, No you can't. It's it's
Speaker 1: very hard. But Share has just been since day one,
Speaker 1: since days of Sonny and Share, like just this funny
Speaker 1: started a person and she's evolved into this like caricature
Speaker 1: but still like so charming and interviews and like god,
Speaker 1: she was even doing an interview with RuPaul And in
Speaker 1: the nineties on v H one and she was just
Speaker 1: so funny. So she's just so funny, she can handle
Speaker 1: She like a variety show, and it was like she
Speaker 1: went from that to like a pop career, but then
Speaker 1: she was like an actress, serious actress, and then she
Speaker 1: did it. It's like she just just like yeah, I'll
Speaker 1: do that. Yes, yeah, I'll do that. I can do that,
Speaker 1: I'll do that. I'll try that. She's really good at everything.
Speaker 1: And the thing is, like you could even debate how
Speaker 1: good she is at everything, Like I don't think she's
Speaker 1: a tan in any area, but at least she's but
Speaker 1: she's clearly as something altogether it's just like you just
Speaker 1: can't take your eyes off, no superstar. This is the
Speaker 1: irony of irony. Is is that my father's favorite Western
Speaker 1: culture song is believed by share and I don't have
Speaker 1: it in He's to tell him, I don't. I can't
Speaker 1: tell him that shares a gay icona, that this is
Speaker 1: a very queer song, because he would just immediately hate
Speaker 1: it and it would ruin the song for him. So
Speaker 1: then you have this kind of special thing where it's
Speaker 1: like you could put it on and he'd be like,
Speaker 1: oh great. You'd be like, oh yeah great. We would
Speaker 1: both enjoyed so much. You guys want to know when
Speaker 1: he danced to it. He will sing along to it,
Speaker 1: and he doesn't know the actual title of the song
Speaker 1: because he only refers to it as Bowen play that
Speaker 1: a La la song, which is his fineticization of after love,
Speaker 1: After Love, he calls it a la la So it's
Speaker 1: the a la la song to him. It's like, I'm
Speaker 1: not so good. Yeah, that whole album it is such
Speaker 1: a gay song. It's it's such a I love it.
Speaker 1: I think Bob the Drag Queen had a bit we
Speaker 1: did were You with Me? When we saw him live
Speaker 1: like before that he was and he was saying how
Speaker 1: like he was like getting driven around by his mom
Speaker 1: and it was when I believe is what kind of
Speaker 1: popular And you just hear the beginning of like like
Speaker 1: dude Dune and then he just like felt something change
Speaker 1: in him when it played, and his mom knew, like, oh, ship,
Speaker 1: I have a gay kid. It is a very sort
Speaker 1: of seminal album. I will say, oh yeah, And then well,
Speaker 1: there really wasn't that much else on that album though,
Speaker 1: Taxi Taxi was a song song for the this that
Speaker 1: on that album. That album, Oh great, well then I
Speaker 1: love Um. I mean, I just want to say share.
Speaker 1: She had like wintry blonde hair on the album cover
Speaker 1: right it was black, okay, um, but I just want
Speaker 1: to say that children have forgotten share because now it's like,
Speaker 1: oh she tweeted something so funny. That is a shame. Yeah,
Speaker 1: It's like she has such a massive canon of stuff
Speaker 1: to watch. You put her into YouTube. It's like this
Speaker 1: is from six It's like, fuck, yeah, she walks out
Speaker 1: in sixty years of ship to watch six years to
Speaker 1: watch and not to like just to fire anything. But
Speaker 1: her body beyond was just like just like actually just
Speaker 1: like cigarettes and and that, but the head but it
Speaker 1: was so beautiful and that the hair, the way the
Speaker 1: hair beautiful, I mean, just a dream. That's ruse Number
Speaker 1: one Share Share. She is so smart and funny and charmie.
Speaker 1: I can't get over there's there's just you don't know
Speaker 1: where to start with. Share. I've never seen moonstruck. I've
Speaker 1: never seen it either. Whoops. She's just like a joy
Speaker 1: to watch. Do talk. You're like, yeah, I believe anything
Speaker 1: you say, and you're dealing with this right now, like
Speaker 1: even burlesque, like this is a great performance. Share. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you are dropped in. I'll never forget. I love to
Speaker 1: do the monologue that Share gives to Christina Aguila when
Speaker 1: Christina egither sitting there like I don't know how to
Speaker 1: do my makeup, and like my mother would say, when
Speaker 1: you're doing your makeup, just like painting a canvas, except
Speaker 1: you're painting a face. Christina gets it, and then she
Speaker 1: becomes a superstar, full star, raised the curtain, Raise the curtain.
Speaker 1: When she goes yeah and shares like hold on and
Speaker 1: everyone's like the girl growl. The mark of a great
Speaker 1: singer and vocalist is a growler. Imagine like the power
Speaker 1: going out and then someone doing that, and then it's like, no,
Speaker 1: let's keep this going, and then the band's like, I
Speaker 1: guess we'll play. Oh god, how can we keep up
Speaker 1: with her? I remember, like me being a little gay
Speaker 1: twelve year old, there was growls and everything I sang
Speaker 1: like pretending to be Kelly Clarkson singing. That was how
Speaker 1: I learned what vocalization for. You know, she did it. Yeah,
Speaker 1: she started at the growl. You always started at the
Speaker 1: growl if you're a pop star. When she came to
Speaker 1: prominence on that show was when she sang RSPCT and
Speaker 1: she did no no, she was like giving you growls
Speaker 1: and riffs. I'm gonna And this is an opinion. They
Speaker 1: will not take back growls or gammicks, growls or gamics.
Speaker 1: They are gummicks, but they work. Sometimes it's like hell yeah,
Speaker 1: but sometimes it's like you don't need that fine, No, yeah,
Speaker 1: I think I don't think you ever need it, but
Speaker 1: I do like to like to hear it because it
Speaker 1: makes me laugh. I think singing should be funny. Singing
Speaker 1: should be funny. That's should definitely give your joy. It
Speaker 1: should absolutely do that spark joy. You cannot were you
Speaker 1: were taken to make that a cultural rule. I didn't
Speaker 1: want to make it a cultural rule because I'm sure
Speaker 1: all I want the people to come for me on
Speaker 1: social because I want to have a discussion about this,
Speaker 1: but um so I don't. I don't. I don't want
Speaker 1: to candle with the community. You just kind of want
Speaker 1: to spark. I do want to spark. You know what
Speaker 1: this is? People are really tweet us their opinions, and
Speaker 1: they get really impatient with us when we don't have
Speaker 1: new episodes, which we love, because please, we want you
Speaker 1: to clamor for this. What did I someone read us
Speaker 1: for we did something wrong? Because we we butchered the
Speaker 1: synopsis for Three Company. Yeah, apparently, I actually didn't know
Speaker 1: what Free's Company, the television show was about. What did
Speaker 1: you say it was? I said it was he was
Speaker 1: a straight guy who pretended to be gay to live
Speaker 1: with those two women, which I just believe is it
Speaker 1: weren't they just like living together? I think that I
Speaker 1: don't think that's enough for a show. I'm sorry, I
Speaker 1: don't think that's enough for a show. It was like
Speaker 1: there was a lot of stuff that's not enough for
Speaker 1: a show. It was different fact, Charlie's Angels. I mean, yeah,
Speaker 1: three women who are fierce with guns and you never
Speaker 1: see Charlie. I love it making a movie. You know what,
Speaker 1: they should they and they should make another one after that. Yes,
Speaker 1: full throttle, full throttle. I loved Charlie's Angels movie. I
Speaker 1: kind of just got lost thinking about it. Yeah, right,
Speaker 1: I had the DVD and I just loved I kind
Speaker 1: of loved that. The sequel was just a beat for beat,
Speaker 1: the same movie as the first one. Like love them both.
Speaker 1: Like Cameron Diaz has like a dance. It's like seeing
Speaker 1: with with with Luke Wilson and Cameron. I'm sorry to
Speaker 1: no please rail the train, but Cameron Diaz is a
Speaker 1: miss Hannigan. I never saw. I never saw that because
Speaker 1: you know what, I thought it would make me violently ill,
Speaker 1: really weird. I mean yeah, I mean it's kind of
Speaker 1: it's kind of it's amazing. You think, Carol Burnett, you
Speaker 1: think Cameron like all people. I mean, you think, like
Speaker 1: it's just like Jane Lynch in the Broadway version, and
Speaker 1: then Cameron d Has in the film adaptation. My God,
Speaker 1: Like nothing about it makes sense, Nothing about it makes sense.
Speaker 1: But it's kind of hilarious though, yeah, because what else
Speaker 1: I mean, who, well, who else was miscasting that movie?
Speaker 1: Feel like, who's who played? Oh no, Jimmie Fox, Dy Warbock,
Speaker 1: Jamie Foxes, Daddy Warbocks, Rose Byrne was yes, yes, yes,
Speaker 1: cavan jen Ay Wallace was I heard how was she?
Speaker 1: Was she good? Well? She can't sing, she can't sing.
Speaker 1: The movie was not good. Right. You could argue that
Speaker 1: everyone was miscast, but you want you wanted to root
Speaker 1: for it though, sort of from the side. I mean,
Speaker 1: Jamie Fox is talented, Yes, definitely, Rose Burne is the
Speaker 1: most talented and beautiful, smooth creature in the world, incredibly smooth,
Speaker 1: and then want talented. But it's just kind of like Cameron,
Speaker 1: I guess, yes, is talented. You had the stars, you
Speaker 1: didn't align them. Here's the thing, Cameron dis has star quality.
Speaker 1: I don't know if she's talented talented in terms of
Speaker 1: versatile acting giving you everything. I think that she when
Speaker 1: she's directed well, can be phenomenal, Like I think that
Speaker 1: my best friends my best friend's wedding is like, I
Speaker 1: think she's amazing in it. That was her first role
Speaker 1: well after The Masters, and she was good in the
Speaker 1: Mask she did what she needed to do in the
Speaker 1: mask and then Best Friend's Wedding, It's like that whole
Speaker 1: movie relies on that you buying that character and also
Speaker 1: to like her, Julia Roberts, you like to despite that
Speaker 1: character being awful as well. I think My Best Friend's
Speaker 1: Wedding is like one of the underrated great romantic comedies. Well,
Speaker 1: it was like it weirdly set a template that was
Speaker 1: never followed again, does that make sense? Like it was like, oh,
Speaker 1: this is the way, but then no one, no one
Speaker 1: ever did that, right, It's like it was a romantic
Speaker 1: comedy that like was ultimately sort of a tragedy in
Speaker 1: the end, like there wasn't another guy for her to
Speaker 1: go to. She was kind of like, right, yeah, like
Speaker 1: she it was a tragedy. Spinster, she was, Yeah, she dies,
Speaker 1: she dies at the end, she gets crushed by the cake.
Speaker 1: That's what a spinster is. And then no, but then yeah,
Speaker 1: like no one ever really followed that? Is this was
Speaker 1: that the wait? Did the the moment? I wake up
Speaker 1: a many iconic movies moments in that Also, I always
Speaker 1: say one of my favorite scenes in any romantic comedy. Well,
Speaker 1: the opening is great, but it's when Cameron d as
Speaker 1: like Dermott Moroney has like runaway, and Cameron Diaz has
Speaker 1: trusted Julia Roberts to go ask him what's wrong, and Julia's,
Speaker 1: of course, you know, has her high jinks. She goes
Speaker 1: back and she's going to tell Cameron that he's not
Speaker 1: doesn't want to be with her anymore. So the way
Speaker 1: that she does say she does this Creme Brulet analogy.
Speaker 1: She says, you're Creme Brulet, You're perfect, You're irritatingly perfect.
Speaker 1: Suddenly he realizes he doesn't want Creme brul he wants
Speaker 1: something else. Cameron goes, what does he want? Jello? And
Speaker 1: She's like, I could be Jello, and Julia's like, You're
Speaker 1: never gonna be Jello. Since it's an insane scene, it's
Speaker 1: so good, but they're so good. I mean, it's such
Speaker 1: a weird scene, but they're sooth and Cameron Diaz will
Speaker 1: never be Jello. She will never be She's like, I
Speaker 1: have to be Jello. And also one of the great
Speaker 1: iconic moments in that movie, which I think made her
Speaker 1: a star, was the karaoke scene. Yes I don't really remember,
Speaker 1: I remember, I can see like the kind of shot
Speaker 1: of her like jumping around. She's petrified, and Julia Roberts
Speaker 1: thinks the way that she's going to break her down
Speaker 1: is by making her and she's petrified, and she really
Speaker 1: starts to cry and break down when she realizes that
Speaker 1: she has to, and she's like she starts off super shaky,
Speaker 1: she's nervous, she's about to like fully break down. But
Speaker 1: then like eventually she wins everybody in the room over
Speaker 1: and then she's just the triumphant ending and then like
Speaker 1: like Julia Roberts, his character is like fuck, And it's
Speaker 1: because Cameron dis is endearing in a real way. Wow,
Speaker 1: I mean you know what like talking about this now,
Speaker 1: I'm just like yeah, like Cameron and and Charlie's Angels too,
Speaker 1: like full Star, she does not get to get the
Speaker 1: credit she deserves. No, she jumps off that screen. I mean,
Speaker 1: there was a reason why she was like number one
Speaker 1: for a minute, and her salary was up there. She
Speaker 1: was getting paid like twenty meal out of all out
Speaker 1: of all three Charlie's and she was making the most moment.
Speaker 1: I saw the sweetest thing in theaters with like a babysitter,
Speaker 1: and I was who young. It was like a ratedar movie,
Speaker 1: like let's see this movie. And then there was a
Speaker 1: seem like her mouth or like someone's mouth gets caught
Speaker 1: on a dick or something like the tongue ring gets
Speaker 1: caught on his dick. There's something where it's like the
Speaker 1: shot is her mouth over a dick for like ten
Speaker 1: minutes of trying to get like a dick out of
Speaker 1: this person's mouth. And then my baby was like, don't
Speaker 1: tell your parents took me to this movie, and I
Speaker 1: was like I won't. But then we were like chuckling
Speaker 1: about it. But it was this like secret, Oh cool,
Speaker 1: I'm not telling my parents saw this dirty movie. I'm nine.
Speaker 1: Whatever the hell he got it though, because oh my god, yeah,
Speaker 1: this this happened with me with um something about Mary
Speaker 1: and yes it was com in the hair. They come
Speaker 1: in the hair and it was just all these it
Speaker 1: was like three Chinese families that a dinner party and
Speaker 1: we were all like, let's watch a movie and I
Speaker 1: was like, yeah, like what seven And then they played
Speaker 1: it and I just did not understand what was going
Speaker 1: on with the comb in the hair thing, and they
Speaker 1: were like yead's gel and yeah, um, but Cameron, has
Speaker 1: you mentioned the sweetest thing, which has me to do
Speaker 1: another rule of culture. It's rule number thirty four of culture.
Speaker 1: Christina Applicate always steals the movie always always I can Okay,
Speaker 1: she's the great icon of our time. She's the great
Speaker 1: Wait a minute, am I thinking I've seen an applicate?
Speaker 1: When I think of don't yes, yes, don't tell mom?
Speaker 1: The babysitting is the ultimate. If I could be in
Speaker 1: any remake of anything, it would be that. That should
Speaker 1: be you, Like, can you imagine just like baby saying
Speaker 1: I'm like no, Now I'm in corporate fashion and I like,
Speaker 1: oh god, how do I juggle this? Like you think?
Speaker 1: Only you could do it, Peter, only you could do it.
Speaker 1: It's so good. And then she's like a fashion show
Speaker 1: at her house and she's she's like playing a forty
Speaker 1: year old one with kids. She's like sixteen, but you
Speaker 1: buy it, you because she's like five but playing an
Speaker 1: eighteen year old. So she looks, Oh, it's just perfect. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that was like, well, I guess while she was getting
Speaker 1: married with children, Oh yeah, when they were like you're
Speaker 1: a star. But then she she is, She's funny. She
Speaker 1: is talk about staying power like she's a star. Of
Speaker 1: the stage. She's on Broadway. Yeah, she didn't Sweet Charity.
Speaker 1: She was nominated for a Tony she did. Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: like what the ten years ago? Right, it was a
Speaker 1: while back, but yeah, she was nominated for a Tony
Speaker 1: for Sweet famously broke her foot during a performance and
Speaker 1: finished the whole week of shows. I remember. I think
Speaker 1: Christina Applegate is gunning for that egot. I don't think
Speaker 1: she has, she doesn't have anything, but like, think about
Speaker 1: what she's done. She's she's she's done Broadway, She's obviously
Speaker 1: done movies, TV and maybe she and she can sing.
Speaker 1: She is one where I would love to see that happen.
Speaker 1: I would love to see Christine Applegate one day like
Speaker 1: blow everyone away and win an oscar and like and
Speaker 1: like a sort of you don't see it coming, but
Speaker 1: it happens way like I guess for Jennifer Hudson it
Speaker 1: happened like exactly where it's like returned to the top.
Speaker 1: And you know who else mcnathew, McConaughey, you know who
Speaker 1: used to think it will happen for Maggie mcgonay has
Speaker 1: a perfect example. Judy Greer. Oh, but to meet Judy Greers,
Speaker 1: like like then like she everyone everyone loves her because
Speaker 1: you can't of her. Yeah, I think, but she has
Speaker 1: to start that inflection now, like she has to start
Speaker 1: turning that trip around. Not that it's going anywhere bad,
Speaker 1: but it's like she should start. She was in The Descendants.
Speaker 1: She had like a big dramatic part in the movie
Speaker 1: The Descendants with George Clooney, which I think was a
Speaker 1: ship movie, which was like eight years ago. Yeah, I
Speaker 1: guess you're right. It was a long time ago. The
Speaker 1: movie was like every sad dad. Yeah, I hate that.
Speaker 1: I've realized that Alexander Payne movies are the worst. It's
Speaker 1: like George Clooney is like playing a Hawaiian horrid? Who did?
Speaker 1: Who did? Oh? What's the aloha? O? God? Cameron Crowe?
Speaker 1: Cameron Crowe? Cameron Crowe? Who man? I used to love?
Speaker 1: Why did you used to love him? Because Jerry McGuire
Speaker 1: was just like, okay, Jerry McGuire, super were permissible, Almost
Speaker 1: Famous not permissible for me? Okay, explain they secretly love
Speaker 1: almost Famous. I don't like that movie. It doesn't hold
Speaker 1: up because of the gay panic. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: there's gay panic. And I haven't seem like a part
Speaker 1: of it. I think the plane scene, Yeah, I know
Speaker 1: what you're talking about. They hack, they hack, joke it
Speaker 1: up when they're they all think they're going down in
Speaker 1: the plane, like all of still works on this plane.
Speaker 1: The plane's crashing and they're all like telling each other
Speaker 1: their secrets and the one guy's like, I'm gay, and
Speaker 1: then the plane rights itself and they're like I know,
Speaker 1: and it's just like comedic climax of the movie. And
Speaker 1: it's like, really, you're right, you know what I resent
Speaker 1: my opinion. You can do and you can do that.
Speaker 1: You can do that here here it's a rule. Um oh.
Speaker 1: And also, um, I like hate love, love hate whatever.
Speaker 1: Elizabethtown really, especially especially with acting Paula Deane is acting
Speaker 1: in that movie. She's she she plays his aunt. All right.
Speaker 1: I remember thinking like that, Wow, like because I loved
Speaker 1: food celebrity. I love celebrity chefs. When I was like
Speaker 1: food celebrity, I love calling them food celebrity. I was
Speaker 1: trying to think of food celebrity. I was thinking of
Speaker 1: a joke walking up the It was like, Oh, I'm
Speaker 1: a celebrity chef, and then it was like, no, I'm
Speaker 1: a Celebrity's chef, and I was like, that's not funny,
Speaker 1: but I will think of it and then throw it away.
Speaker 1: I think there's something, there's something there. But Pauladine was
Speaker 1: a celebrity chef and then she was a mom in
Speaker 1: a film, and I remember thinking like, wow, you've made
Speaker 1: the jump from like you're set your home in Savannah,
Speaker 1: Georgia to now this like film with Kristen. Kristen's like
Speaker 1: playing her mom. Yeah, it's I mean, do you know this?
Speaker 1: Polden used to be aguoraphobic, like she would not leave
Speaker 1: the house, like she was a shut end. She was terrified.
Speaker 1: That explains a lot of her comments. Absolutely, Like I'm
Speaker 1: saying she's still like a disgusting demon, poisonous demon sucks
Speaker 1: but um, it's but I just find her fascinating and
Speaker 1: it's just so funny that she's in Elizabethtown and she's
Speaker 1: like she's like, oh you like that, Like she's just
Speaker 1: oh wait, no, no, no, I can't. I watched Elizabethtown recently.
Speaker 1: It was on the Apartment and and I thought, oh,
Speaker 1: there's obviously like ten minutes left. The movie went on
Speaker 1: for an hour and a half. I was like, if
Speaker 1: it's felt like the end the whole time and then
Speaker 1: at the end when when Susan Surrandon does that dance
Speaker 1: Susan about Elizabethtown. Susan Surandon plays Orlando Bloom's mother. Really yes,
Speaker 1: and she does a dance at the end on the
Speaker 1: stage positive and then everything starts. Did you see it?
Speaker 1: It's like she's she's doing it. Wait, listeners of last
Speaker 1: colature races confirm this. Susan Srandon like gets up on
Speaker 1: stage and does it dance. It's like her ex husband
Speaker 1: who's Alando Bloom's Father's like funeral or something. And then
Speaker 1: something happens where the the like hanging pieces from the
Speaker 1: ceiling start to fall. Oh no, too much, but it's bizarre.
Speaker 1: And the whole time here and duns taken pictures but
Speaker 1: don't exist. That was her kind of thing. It was like,
Speaker 1: she's a photographer, she's a photographer. That that movie was
Speaker 1: the origin of the PDG. Yeah, Man Pixie dream Girl
Speaker 1: Like I really forgot which critic coined that phrase, but
Speaker 1: it was based for Garden State. Now that she's lumped
Speaker 1: in with she's lumped in with that because Elizabethtown is
Speaker 1: so derivative of Garden State. But yeah, are they both
Speaker 1: in New Jersey. You know that Elizabethtown is in Kentucky,
Speaker 1: southern hence the Dean, hence the dean. What was it?
Speaker 1: What was that? How you look dead like your lad?
Speaker 1: There you go, thank you dead date. That's my politican
Speaker 1: impression in Orlando Bloom. I here's the thing about Orlando Bloom.
Speaker 1: He was naked recently. He was naked recently with his
Speaker 1: dick out, like very near to Katie Perry's back. And
Speaker 1: you have a story about him. I've told it on
Speaker 1: the pod before. He was screaming a crazy in the McDonald's.
Speaker 1: He was, Yeah, he was in front of me at
Speaker 1: McDonald's at three in the morning and he was just
Speaker 1: screaming and just um, just yelling at the people behind
Speaker 1: the counter about like he was like, why aren't you
Speaker 1: feeding this homeless person who is standing next to me?
Speaker 1: He was advocating for the homeless, but not gracefully. Are
Speaker 1: there any other Perry Katie Pry like a Katie Perry lacking,
Speaker 1: lacking grace but with questionable intention? Um okay, let's take
Speaker 1: this moment now to read off one of our rules
Speaker 1: of culture. Yes, it's a fan submitted rule of culture. Yes,
Speaker 1: and um, let me let me just pull this right now.
Speaker 1: I think which fan I believe this is. This is
Speaker 1: from our very good friend Sutie Green. I was getting
Speaker 1: a coffee two days ago. Where was it at Riet
Speaker 1: Riete or whatever? No is in. I was on the
Speaker 1: way to work and I stopped at the Whole Foods
Speaker 1: on Bedford and Forest, and I got a coffee there
Speaker 1: because they had the almond milk I like. So she
Speaker 1: walks in from swimming and she's like, oh my god,
Speaker 1: and we had kind of a convo in line. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it was just kind of like a enjoy your day
Speaker 1: seeing comedians first thing in the morning is the best.
Speaker 1: I see Annie Donnalley. Sometimes she's a treat to eat.
Speaker 1: We gotta get we gotta get her on I'll be
Speaker 1: a wild coaster. Yea of an episode Annie's only did
Speaker 1: you get? Did Annie Donley read you? I know I
Speaker 1: didn't put my name on that thing. Okay, okay, Well
Speaker 1: she's done. The library's closed. But comedian Annie Donney recently
Speaker 1: posted on Facebook comment on this or like this status
Speaker 1: and I'll read you like a fucking drag queen. And
Speaker 1: so a lot of people commented and liked it, and
Speaker 1: they got red. Now what did she say about you? Bow?
Speaker 1: And she said about me? Um here here's her read.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna try to I'm in a paraphrase that she goes,
Speaker 1: do your parents know your secret? No, not that you're gay,
Speaker 1: that you're honestly trying to break into the podcast day
Speaker 1: I read. I loved it. I loved it. Um she
Speaker 1: said about me? Uh, Matt Rodgers. If I ever want
Speaker 1: to find out what's happening in pop culture, I just
Speaker 1: have to go to your feed. If I ever want
Speaker 1: to find out everything I ever need to know about you,
Speaker 1: I need to talk to you for five minutes. You
Speaker 1: loud bitch. So read. She just cuts it down, cuts
Speaker 1: it down. You gotta love. This is our second fan
Speaker 1: s admitted rule of culture from Sudie Green. Rule number
Speaker 1: so many. The sibling of a pop star may have
Speaker 1: one good album and that is it. So I I
Speaker 1: have questions about this. Your exhale there because burden a burden,
Speaker 1: because I was like, yeah, okay, sure, but Ashley Simpson, no, no,
Speaker 1: well she had one metamorphosis, No, out of biography, autobiography whatever,
Speaker 1: that's Hillary Duff. Metamorphosis was Hillary Duff. They've all gone
Speaker 1: through changes, but no Solange would you count I would
Speaker 1: Cancelange as a sibling. If a pop star who has
Speaker 1: I would too, who has transcended that sort of label
Speaker 1: and released her own body of work. That is also,
Speaker 1: to be honest, there is Janet Jackson. Of course, yeah
Speaker 1: you can't. You know what this? Wow? Are we refusing
Speaker 1: to I don't refuse it, but it's just there are
Speaker 1: such exceptions, exceptions to this rule such as Janet Jackson.
Speaker 1: There you go, yeah, you know what, Sudi, I'm sorry,
Speaker 1: we reject this. We reject this rule. Guys. The stakes
Speaker 1: are high, high high. If even if you submit a
Speaker 1: rule of culture for us to include UM in Canada,
Speaker 1: is there's a chance that we will reject it out right.
Speaker 1: And that's not that's not on us, that's on you.
Speaker 1: And you have to go about with that absolutely absolutely,
Speaker 1: because we don't work for you. We work for Forever
Speaker 1: Dog Podcast Network. Yes, now, Peter Um, tell us a
Speaker 1: little bit more. You're making a face about Okay, you're
Speaker 1: going I saw you on the street. You were wearing
Speaker 1: this beautiful pink shirt and what you don't want to
Speaker 1: talk about this? I was looking at your shirt. Yes,
Speaker 1: we are talking about you man. So Peters is wearing
Speaker 1: this pink shirt that says two thousand, four sixty four
Speaker 1: Sturgis Rally, Live to Ride, Ride to Live SD, South Dakota, MCN.
Speaker 1: So it's got a beautiful, bright pink beautiful hot roddy
Speaker 1: motorcycle there. Um, bright pink looks fantastic on Peter, I
Speaker 1: said to them. I think they even said, um, this
Speaker 1: is just giving off Joanne vibes because I was looking
Speaker 1: at your shirt. Let's all for the listeners at home.
Speaker 1: Bonus where a Lady Gaga brand t shirt. Yes it's
Speaker 1: a black shirt. Was just a simple embroidered she is
Speaker 1: simple now and she she's paired it down now. And
Speaker 1: I am wearing the shirt that because when I was
Speaker 1: whatever along I ninety which which it's a highway that
Speaker 1: goes through many states, but it's how you get from
Speaker 1: Chicago to Montana. Okay. So I drive a lot as
Speaker 1: a kid, and we would get Sturgis. It was like
Speaker 1: we would always drive and Sturgis as this motorcycle rally,
Speaker 1: and so for most of the trip would be like
Speaker 1: surrounded by thousands of motorcycles on this road, this highway.
Speaker 1: And he was like, oh fuck, oh fuck, oh, fun, fun,
Speaker 1: because they just were like boom Past starring. So I
Speaker 1: drove there a few years ago when I got this
Speaker 1: shirt because I was like cute, Yeah, it was a
Speaker 1: gas station and then I saw your shirt and then
Speaker 1: I have anxiety about this shirt because it's Joe. It's
Speaker 1: like Joe Anne, because it's pain the aesthetic of Joe
Speaker 1: Ane Sure, her look of Joanne it's like girly, like girly,
Speaker 1: like western wear, girly Americana. Yeah, sure, okay, and she
Speaker 1: looks good. But I just was like, this is like now,
Speaker 1: unfortunately she's branded. Might you know image of this? She's
Speaker 1: done her job. She took that from you, but I
Speaker 1: wouldn't have made that connection necessarily. But now you've imprinted.
Speaker 1: Obviously It's in and and Peter a couple of weeks ago. Um,
Speaker 1: Peter is a great Instagram story. It's it's it's one
Speaker 1: of the superior ones out there. I will say that
Speaker 1: Peter had a sequence of a sequence of images one
Speaker 1: night of Lady Gaga photos, mostly during the art pop
Speaker 1: slash cheek to cheek era, where she was wearing a
Speaker 1: lot of calftans, a lot of um. She had just
Speaker 1: lost one of her costume designers art director's Nickel informer Chetti,
Speaker 1: who went on to you work for nuclear I think,
Speaker 1: but she was, he was already working. We can't, we can't,
Speaker 1: we can't. But basically she was sort of she was
Speaker 1: sort of at sea with her aesthetic and she was
Speaker 1: wearing a lot of really funny, goofy things. I think
Speaker 1: it was sort of I think it's sort of perfect
Speaker 1: like it. It reflects the messiness of that time for her,
Speaker 1: But she was also she also sort of put on someone.
Speaker 1: She filled out a little bit. And Peter was just
Speaker 1: viciously posting these photos. It was not vicious. Sorry, There
Speaker 1: was like five pictures of her in these looks where she,
Speaker 1: I guess is unflattering. Some of them were unflattering, one
Speaker 1: of them more than flattering. Yes, yes, um, But I
Speaker 1: laughed and I didn't I didn't necessarily think, oh, this
Speaker 1: is a malicious thing. But I said Peter, these these
Speaker 1: lady guys. I texted Peter as like these that she
Speaker 1: is a vessel too. I don't know like I put
Speaker 1: we all. I mean, I think we put some stuff
Speaker 1: emotionally into her. Were like some pointed in that time
Speaker 1: of her, like eating a lot and like wearing dumb outfits.
Speaker 1: I'm going to say it because she was at sea
Speaker 1: without someone to say like where this it's really cool,
Speaker 1: right right um, and which people need to know that
Speaker 1: she had a great team working for right. And I
Speaker 1: don't know, I was just feeling it, so I was like, yeah, okay, mood,
Speaker 1: I'm not taking it a task for this necessarily. I
Speaker 1: just thought it was very funny and it affected me
Speaker 1: because I just I do have this emotional investment. And
Speaker 1: so I texted Peter and I said, um, I forgot
Speaker 1: what I said, like, what is this? What is this?
Speaker 1: But then they said, um, oh this is just like
Speaker 1: this is reflecting my weight journey. It's like, well me too,
Speaker 1: because I feel like I'm going through this now where
Speaker 1: I'm like it's summer, I can't fit into my shorts
Speaker 1: from last year, all this stuff, and I think this
Speaker 1: is a conversation worth having. We've talked about bodies before, yes,
Speaker 1: weight weight journeys through the lens of Gaga, just in general, Well,
Speaker 1: this is like and then after this time period of
Speaker 1: these like outfits she had her like my body is
Speaker 1: you know, like yeah can be fat, but I can't
Speaker 1: think that was kind of weird. It was weird and
Speaker 1: it was obviously come out of a crazy insecurity. Yeah.
Speaker 1: Well it's like, I mean, how would you react to
Speaker 1: what was talking about your body? I mean talking about
Speaker 1: like oh yeah, it's such a weird time because it's like,
Speaker 1: I guess, not the beginning of the summer anymore. But
Speaker 1: it's just past that point where it was like, well,
Speaker 1: I really didn't get ready for the summer in terms
Speaker 1: of my body, and now it's like in terms of
Speaker 1: like the social events where then you are judged on
Speaker 1: how you look like without any closure. Yes, yes I
Speaker 1: didn't even yeah, okay, but it's just it's just at
Speaker 1: that point now where it's like, okay, it's July, like
Speaker 1: this is it for this summer. I mean again I
Speaker 1: didn't do it. I didn't get it right for the
Speaker 1: summer again, and this is what it is. Sure. I
Speaker 1: saw you both in middriff bearing tease last night. Well
Speaker 1: I saw Sluck in middriff bearing. That was that was
Speaker 1: I didn't know, like the persona sluck for everyone that's listening,
Speaker 1: it doesn't know is boning and eyes um Garbage Danced
Speaker 1: Garbage Dance Duo we lip sync to trashy songs and
Speaker 1: pieces of little sounds and it's disgusting. We have a
Speaker 1: full face of makeup and a little shitty shirts and
Speaker 1: down door and we and we we lip sync and perform.
Speaker 1: So Peter saw us last night. I was gonna say,
Speaker 1: you both looked gorgeous. But this Gaga weight journey, I
Speaker 1: was feeling it, and I was like, Okay, this is
Speaker 1: the only thing that can just like sum up when
Speaker 1: I'm feeling right now. Okay, that's fair, Because I was
Speaker 1: like trying on outfits for a show and I was
Speaker 1: like yeah, and then these pictures of her just like
Speaker 1: chilling walking out of a plane and then like the
Speaker 1: weird cheek to cheek stuff where but she was wearing
Speaker 1: like Warren Afro. It's like, yeah, she was going crazy
Speaker 1: there for a minute. It was really strange that like
Speaker 1: that like black like Afro. I kind of love that
Speaker 1: she's singing Bang bang and that baby shot me down
Speaker 1: and kind of my cousin Vinny sort of thing, or
Speaker 1: even even a Moonstruck thing, yeah, um or like share
Speaker 1: at the Oscars for Moonstruck, like gigantic, gigantic black leg um. No, Yeah,
Speaker 1: she's sing bang bang by baby shot me down live
Speaker 1: with Tony Bennett. Um, it wasn't a doubt. But she's
Speaker 1: sang herself and I've gotten so much mileage out of
Speaker 1: just covering her rendition of that at the Do you
Speaker 1: really have so much? It's a show stop. I've ever
Speaker 1: seen Bowen singing that song? You I thought you've seen
Speaker 1: me do this? Okay, well next time. Here's what I
Speaker 1: think we have to do. I think Lasco Triesas has
Speaker 1: to do a live show at the Duplex at some point,
Speaker 1: and we have to have Bowen's performance of Bang Bang.
Speaker 1: I would love and shot me down. I would love
Speaker 1: a musical um themed live show. Yeah, not not musical theater.
Speaker 1: I just mean, like, like songs are we could? We could? Uh?
Speaker 1: We do know a pianist. We're familiar with a pianist.
Speaker 1: We've got many singers friends who are singers. Oh my god,
Speaker 1: have you heard Peter sing? Yes? I have, but Torn
Speaker 1: by Natalie and bruliant. Oh my god. I was going
Speaker 1: to bring this up earlier Peter at their show, Um
Speaker 1: was it? Chump's Jubilee sings the most huntingly beautiful rendition
Speaker 1: of Torn by Natalie. It's a good song, it's a
Speaker 1: great song. Oh my god, the lyrics are so good.
Speaker 1: It's a classic song. Goga's gotta cover it on Cheeked
Speaker 1: Cheek too, only the standards. It's cheek to cheek, but
Speaker 1: it's a two right, right, and Tony Bennett's dead. She's
Speaker 1: just wheeling him around there you go. I mean it
Speaker 1: kind of felt like that at some point. Definitely, she's
Speaker 1: like Tony. It was weird the Graham and she was like,
Speaker 1: I love Tony, And then I think Tony Bennett really
Speaker 1: does think Lady Gaga's first name is Lady. I think
Speaker 1: so in all the songs, he's like Lady. I think
Speaker 1: this cheek to cheek body time was when she started
Speaker 1: doing like plastic surgery in her face. She certainly looks
Speaker 1: different because she got she got lip injections. I think
Speaker 1: there was some she like did Frank Sinatra performance some
Speaker 1: of that, and it was like her face was she's
Speaker 1: got a facelift different, and it was like a turning
Speaker 1: from me or being like, WHOA, your face is now new?
Speaker 1: Yeahs different than it was, but there is still a
Speaker 1: sort of striesandesk quality about the profile that the noses
Speaker 1: just juts out and it's very bold and sharp, and
Speaker 1: I like that. I think I think she's still maintained
Speaker 1: the essence. And think about Gaga is like there were
Speaker 1: so many years where you didn't really know where she looked,
Speaker 1: like you know what I mean, Like when she first
Speaker 1: came out, her bangs were so in her face and
Speaker 1: like she doesn't such have a costume, like you never
Speaker 1: such intense makeup, Like you never really got a sense
Speaker 1: of what she looks like. And so now I feel
Speaker 1: like people don't really talk about Gaga and how much
Speaker 1: plastic surgery she has or hasn't had, because it wasn't
Speaker 1: the thing. It wasn't because she did like she would
Speaker 1: the contour differently some days and it was like, your
Speaker 1: face looks different. She would line her lips crazy some days,
Speaker 1: Like you really didn't have a sense of what her
Speaker 1: quote unquote makeup free face looked like until maybe like
Speaker 1: you and I, where she just wasn't wearing anything or
Speaker 1: even bad romance was the first time that it was unobstructed.
Speaker 1: It was like, oh, there's not a fucking like bang, yeah,
Speaker 1: like but not a banger, you know, like a fucking
Speaker 1: iPhone chrome my iPhone on your face? Yeah? Um, But
Speaker 1: now I mean, and that's kind of that's kind of
Speaker 1: brilliant on her part. I will say that she like
Speaker 1: kept the image, so whatever, flexible, Okay, um, But I
Speaker 1: didn't mean to force this away conversation on all three
Speaker 1: of no no No, I just feel I was thinking
Speaker 1: to myself, like, because I've been thinking about it, and
Speaker 1: I was thinking to myself, imagine looking in the mirror
Speaker 1: and being like, fuck, yeah, some people do that, I know,
Speaker 1: but imagine how what that would feel like? Yeah, and
Speaker 1: I don't know if yeah, I mean like would fix
Speaker 1: all the problems. That's how people get eating disorders when
Speaker 1: they fixes all the problems. Yes, yes, yes, and it doesn't.
Speaker 1: But by summer there are so many just like hot
Speaker 1: people walking around with no clothes on, and I'm like,
Speaker 1: darn it. I'm not like darnet. I'm like, thank you,
Speaker 1: thank you, I will thank you. I love to look
Speaker 1: at hot people. And then part of me is like
Speaker 1: am I turned on by them? AREM I jealous of them?
Speaker 1: Or what? I think? It's it's obviously a vicious human
Speaker 1: combination of everything. We are complict the greatest Yeah, what
Speaker 1: is that? The great Is it? The greatest game? The
Speaker 1: most dangerous the most dangerous, which is about humans hunting
Speaker 1: each other, which I would love to bring back as
Speaker 1: a reality show with Jillian Michaels. You're hunting your skinny sealth. Yes,
Speaker 1: oh that's fine. Peter can ask you a question, Yes,
Speaker 1: how do you think Bowen and I would do on
Speaker 1: the Amazing Race? Just hypothetical? Is there a doubt in
Speaker 1: your mind that you wouldn't win? Absolutely, but only because
Speaker 1: I'm garbage. I think would win because I don't have
Speaker 1: the stamina for it and I don't have the patience
Speaker 1: for it. And I think I'm a good problem solver.
Speaker 1: But after there is a critical when you're a certified genius,
Speaker 1: multiple languages, and I have great ground speed, like I
Speaker 1: can get places very fast, and you can like you
Speaker 1: can risk it all for like you know, you can
Speaker 1: grab something. I would grab things the fastest we did
Speaker 1: escape the room, and I was always like over here, yeah,
Speaker 1: like you keep it, and was like, oh wait, now
Speaker 1: it's I think you would one hundred percent when the
Speaker 1: damn I can't. I would refuse to swallow you know,
Speaker 1: a mole rat. I would do what they do. I
Speaker 1: would do that. I don't know the factor I wanted
Speaker 1: to go on Fear Factor when you would do great
Speaker 1: on Fear Factors. Put me in that tarantula? Are you
Speaker 1: listen that way? I think I just was like, this
Speaker 1: would be crazy because there are so many cameras on
Speaker 1: you that you're like, is this real? Yea, And then
Speaker 1: you're like, I guess it is, But like if I die,
Speaker 1: then this whole thing is going down. So they don't
Speaker 1: want me to die. So that's this is a weird
Speaker 1: environment where things are enabled, but you're being a it's
Speaker 1: by I want to get on that. Either you get
Speaker 1: on that or you host the fucking reboot, the reboot
Speaker 1: of fat You know who won Celebrity for a Factor once?
Speaker 1: Who Rosa? Wow? Because the final challenges like to go
Speaker 1: into a room facing Amar Rosa. She just broke the
Speaker 1: mirror staring at her self Rosa. She won Celebrity Fair Factor.
Speaker 1: I guess who she beat Nicky mckibbon from American Idol
Speaker 1: season She was pink haired rocker. She was a Jennifer Hudson.
Speaker 1: She was a Jennifer Hudson by by rank, Yes, and
Speaker 1: but she was she was the upset third place and
Speaker 1: she because she beat out to my regret. Yeah, but
Speaker 1: not an American Idol queen sitting in front of us.
Speaker 1: I really American Idol rubs me the wrong way. It should.
Speaker 1: It's an evil It's an evil show like making fun
Speaker 1: of people singing however they want to die. Don't like it? Yeah,
Speaker 1: we we we have friends who have been personally it's
Speaker 1: victimized and it's horrible. Um but no, I mean I
Speaker 1: think there needs to be TV is evil. TV is evil.
Speaker 1: Um just justin general. Took The Great British Baking Show.
Speaker 1: Oh yes, of course. Wait how far are you I've
Speaker 1: seen three seasons that the ones that are on I
Speaker 1: haven't pursued further. Are you a fan? What are your
Speaker 1: thoughts on Chatna? Come on, this is such an important question.
Speaker 1: The Great British Baking Show finds a success on not
Speaker 1: tearing anybody down, or I'm not asking to tear it down.
Speaker 1: I think she's talented. She The only reason I ask
Speaker 1: is because first of all, I will say I found
Speaker 1: her to be she in the Middle Eastern one, She's
Speaker 1: she's Indian, Indian and she um. I found her to
Speaker 1: be a little bit not not compelling to watch, which
Speaker 1: is not the point. But she was just a kind
Speaker 1: to the point. It's kind of the point. It's TV.
Speaker 1: But she does have an amazing cooking channel on YouTube.
Speaker 1: She bakes, obviously, but she makes amazing native dishes. She does.
Speaker 1: I can't taste it, so I couldn't say definitively, but
Speaker 1: that's the people have the most amazing butter chicken and
Speaker 1: chicken and chicken tacking assy. Oh god. Okay, So there's
Speaker 1: a lot of garbage with those cooking shows though, because
Speaker 1: you can't taste it. And also I heard tea that
Speaker 1: none of the contestants can taste each other's food. And
Speaker 1: and you know all these cooking shows. Wait why specifically
Speaker 1: I'm talking about Top Chef, not Top Chef, I'm talking
Speaker 1: about Master Chef. I'm just I hear, what is this
Speaker 1: that you're like, I'm not supposed to say. You leave
Speaker 1: the room, people taste your things, and then you come
Speaker 1: back and then they give the critiques, and it's like,
Speaker 1: you're never allowed to taste each other's food. You would
Speaker 1: never know if a person deserves to win, and as
Speaker 1: a viewer, you would never know. You have to take
Speaker 1: their word for it based on who's the best. Sounds
Speaker 1: like scientology. It sounds a lot like the room, somebody
Speaker 1: decides something for you to come back, can auestern it?
Speaker 1: You can't question it? Is that scientology? Sure, sure, it's
Speaker 1: a bad way to do something with groups of people
Speaker 1: and secrets. That's all you need. Yeah, yeah, that's all
Speaker 1: you need to make scientology happen. But Top Chef, I
Speaker 1: mean they don't make I was always confused, like how one,
Speaker 1: how did they get the food plated to then have
Speaker 1: like the shot of you know where they like show it,
Speaker 1: and then like the three sixty view of the food,
Speaker 1: and then also they eat it, and then they have
Speaker 1: how many are you making? And like ten minutes left?
Speaker 1: Like what is this actually mean because you probably have
Speaker 1: to plate the like yes, close up shot one. And
Speaker 1: that's how we feel about greepers bake off too. It's
Speaker 1: like this is impossible. I would collapse from exhaustion if
Speaker 1: I were also in the heat of summer under that
Speaker 1: tent with a bunch of ovens. No, no way, no,
Speaker 1: no thank you. These like ruddy British people who are
Speaker 1: like it's just very hot. They go home after each episode,
Speaker 1: like they go to their own literal homes and they
Speaker 1: travel back to this beautiful coughing on coughing on Cape
Speaker 1: be living on. Sure it sounds lovely. I want to
Speaker 1: go to Yes, well that's where the Great British Baking
Speaker 1: Show season eight. You know you know how many seasons
Speaker 1: are there? Oh, there's there's been many and the ones
Speaker 1: that are not did they just come to America? Well
Speaker 1: there's the American one. American one. I don't want to
Speaker 1: watch that. I haven't seen with American bakers. Are they mean?
Speaker 1: I don't know. I probably it's probably cutthroat. No, they're
Speaker 1: not mean. Hot producers. Joe is shaking his head. It's
Speaker 1: on PBS, right, yeah, he's nodding. Um, I'm sure, I'm
Speaker 1: sure it's it's PBS. Yes, and it's tame as it's
Speaker 1: genteel and tam um. Yes. Um. We've reached the point
Speaker 1: in our show where we will um, I don't Think
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Speaker 1: see single Wannas. It's single Wannas. We have Peter Smith.
Speaker 1: It's like, can I just say to the people listening
Speaker 1: who might be like, should I go see this? Like
Speaker 1: the first one was a party, a party. It was fun.
Speaker 1: It was really you had a party going on. It
Speaker 1: was so fun and everyone was just like watching this party,
Speaker 1: but they were also in the party. It's like how
Speaker 1: I felt watching Hello Dolly the other day. Oh my god,
Speaker 1: don't we talk about that Hello? How was it in
Speaker 1: the best thing I've ever seen? Is it? Are you serious?
Speaker 1: It was the best thing I've ever seen. God damn,
Speaker 1: it was the best thing I have ever I lost
Speaker 1: myself for the majority of it. What did you think
Speaker 1: of the train? Sure? Yeah, great? She sat on it,
Speaker 1: it went off. I'm like, yeah, okay, man, But just
Speaker 1: that doing bits, driving him into the goddamn ground like
Speaker 1: a ten minute having fun. She was having a great time.
Speaker 1: We're just there for it. God damn, I wanted to
Speaker 1: see that. I'll see it with anybody. I love me
Speaker 1: some Donna. I love to see it with her to
Speaker 1: go again, that Bernette. They're okay. The rumors changed a
Speaker 1: week after week. First week here it's not Dolly Parton,
Speaker 1: but then before that it was someone else McIntire, they said,
Speaker 1: for a second, but then it was also going to
Speaker 1: be um like some someone else, like all crazy crazy,
Speaker 1: crazy crazy. Well when well, Sudi went to go see
Speaker 1: it and Bernadette was there, and she posted about Bernadette
Speaker 1: being there, and someone who's really like they knew what
Speaker 1: they were talking about, was like, that's because she's taking over.
Speaker 1: That's the tea. But every week it's always someone who
Speaker 1: really knows what they're talking about. Yeah, everyone really knows
Speaker 1: what they're talking about, and they should know that only
Speaker 1: we know what we're talking about. And I do want
Speaker 1: to say one thing. I'm so sorry I have to
Speaker 1: say this. Okay, there is Orlando T Okay, all right,
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Speaker 1: killed herself shortly after writing it is never published until now. Um,
Speaker 1: so listen, as you know, I love to deliver the
Speaker 1: Orlando t truth, the Orlando gossip. This is what's happening
Speaker 1: in Orlando. Let's just say there's about to be a
Speaker 1: theme park war coming your way about one, okay, So
Speaker 1: let me first go over what's going to happen over
Speaker 1: at Disney World. They have released a detailed, detailed model
Speaker 1: of Star Wars Land. Now, this is in depth. It
Speaker 1: shows where everything's going to be actually see what where
Speaker 1: everything's going to be located. You're getting a millennium force
Speaker 1: simulator attraction. Apparently it will be interactive to the point
Speaker 1: where how you do on the ride in quotes, like
Speaker 1: in terms of like how how you participate in the ride.
Speaker 1: While you're in the rest of the land, characters will
Speaker 1: approach you, oh my god, and interact with you based
Speaker 1: on your performance, your heroic or failure of a performance
Speaker 1: in the ride, so they'll berate you. They were going
Speaker 1: to sleep No More you, Yes, this is the rumor.
Speaker 1: Now obviously some people are not going to want that,
Speaker 1: so it's going to be voluntary, I hear. But do
Speaker 1: you know they have those magic bands which apparently that
Speaker 1: system is getting updated too, so look for that you
Speaker 1: opt in to sleep No More. Yes, So what was
Speaker 1: formally Disney MGM Studios is now Disney Hollywood Studios is
Speaker 1: probably gonna get renamed to No to like to like wait,
Speaker 1: is that one with the big They've taken that down
Speaker 1: and they're thinking about. They're going to demolish or take
Speaker 1: down the Great Movie Ride, replaced it with rumored the
Speaker 1: Great Mickey Ride, which is gonna be a Spiderman, Transformers,
Speaker 1: Ask three D motion simulator dark Ride using Mickey, Donald, Duck, Minni,
Speaker 1: all those So they're trying to move into that direction,
Speaker 1: and they don't really have a ride that uses all
Speaker 1: those characters. So essentially they're turning they're turning Hollywood Studios
Speaker 1: into like an adventure park based on their big adventure
Speaker 1: movie properties. So probably what's going to happen is the
Speaker 1: Tower of Terror is unfortunately going to get re themed
Speaker 1: to the Guardians of the Galaxy rock and roller coaster.
Speaker 1: Probably same thing, probably gonna be turned into something else,
Speaker 1: theme to Marvel because Marvel is also going to figure
Speaker 1: into this park. Fantasmic, the Nighttime Spectacular Show is going
Speaker 1: to get completely rethemed and updated. Toy Storyland is open there.
Speaker 1: They've released a lot of stuff about what's going to
Speaker 1: be in Toy story And I just want to say,
Speaker 1: Matt is just this is off the top of his head.
Speaker 1: He there, and you don't under this is this is
Speaker 1: in the last This is in the last two or
Speaker 1: three days and he just come out. I'm sorry, he
Speaker 1: just match just has this memory. To me, this is
Speaker 1: sad because like the old like and well for just
Speaker 1: like drag queens in general. Like I I'm just still
Speaker 1: talking about this because we're all here just sort of
Speaker 1: working at each other. Um like the aesthetic of us
Speaker 1: going to Disney World and being like oh even just
Speaker 1: like the old Hollywood writing thing, like no, now it's
Speaker 1: like snider Man. So these kids aren't going to have
Speaker 1: this like enchantment with forty to like just like weld
Speaker 1: Zone was weird, like it was like Twilight Zone. And
Speaker 1: that will be something that people have to reckon with,
Speaker 1: is the death of that kind of old aesthetic there
Speaker 1: because they're going to try to revamp into something that
Speaker 1: also coming down as the Indiana Jones stunt show. So
Speaker 1: it's all coming down. I mean, wouldn't know about Twilights
Speaker 1: them without Disney right a little bit. And that's kind
Speaker 1: of like how I felt about, you know, all the
Speaker 1: old movie properties that they used to kind of there
Speaker 1: was a lot of classic movie rights at Universal Studios,
Speaker 1: like you know your Jaws, You're they still have your
Speaker 1: t but like all that stuff is kind of gone
Speaker 1: now for like you know, Fast and Furious is getting
Speaker 1: a ride next year, and that's that's like a movie property,
Speaker 1: but it's not a classic movie property. They did an
Speaker 1: okay job of kind of like it's a franchise, right,
Speaker 1: and so they know it to make money and they
Speaker 1: don't want to bring people in now. So that's happening
Speaker 1: over at Hollywood Studios, which is to be renamed and
Speaker 1: to be completely rethemed. Additionally, the Magic Kingdom is getting
Speaker 1: Tron light Cycle is getting the Tron light Cycle roller coaster. Now,
Speaker 1: originally the tea was they were going to take out
Speaker 1: the Speedway, they were going to take out the Tomorrow
Speaker 1: Last Fear where you drove around in the little car.
Speaker 1: Now they're saying they're going to keep that. The Tron
Speaker 1: Lightcycle coaster is going to be behind it. Also rumored
Speaker 1: there's going to be an in park hotel behind the
Speaker 1: Haunted Mansion that's themed as a Haunted Mansion hotel. This
Speaker 1: is your wildest dream that this is and this is
Speaker 1: like I love this is a break. That's a brand
Speaker 1: new rumor. Now moving over to Universal, okay, and this
Speaker 1: is where this is where the gag. This is the
Speaker 1: gag and now we now we find this is the gag.
Speaker 1: So hearing that Disney is getting the Tron light Cycle Ride,
Speaker 1: which is a half of half light, half dark roller coaster. Yes,
Speaker 1: and as you ride it like a bike and Bonus
Speaker 1: done it and he described it as it's it's space
Speaker 1: Mountain on on every drug. It's the most thrilling thing
Speaker 1: I've ever been on. They made me take my glasses off.
Speaker 1: So once we were in the indoor portions, I didn't
Speaker 1: have Death Person dark all around you, but with like
Speaker 1: neon lights and it just looked like I was in
Speaker 1: this infinity field of light and it was Martin blurry light.
Speaker 1: It was gorgeous. So Universe Universal hears that Disney is
Speaker 1: bringing Tron to the United States, and you know this
Speaker 1: is gonna be a one of a kind of theme
Speaker 1: park experience. But they are going to tear down the
Speaker 1: Dragon Challenge formerly Dueling Dragons, iconic roller coasters that are there.
Speaker 1: You know they were racing and inverted and dueled to
Speaker 1: a different roller coasters or Mrs Helisses into your right.
Speaker 1: They're taking it down. There's going to be a Harry
Speaker 1: Potter Forbidden Forest Dark Ride slash rollercoaster that uses the
Speaker 1: same exact ride vehicle and technology as Tron. So basically
Speaker 1: they're coming in and saying they're they're they're You're not
Speaker 1: in a broomstick. You're on that thing that Hagrid rides.
Speaker 1: And someone's gonna be able to ride in the little
Speaker 1: thing next the little pod. Yes, and you're gonna exactly
Speaker 1: it's gonna be like a Hagrid ride I guess through
Speaker 1: the Forbidden Forest because because literally right where Dragon Challenges
Speaker 1: is where the Forbidden Forest would be in RelA to
Speaker 1: Hogwarts Castle. So yeah, so Disney is not going to
Speaker 1: be happy when they hear about that. Okay, I'm sure
Speaker 1: they're not happy. Now when when, of course, of course
Speaker 1: I am breaking all the news. So now we're going
Speaker 1: to have another Harry Potter extreme theme park experience. I'm
Speaker 1: up there with Green Guts and the friends. I get
Speaker 1: to go to Harry Potter. You must know, are you
Speaker 1: a fan of the series. Yeah, I mean not everybody.
Speaker 1: We can't assume that everybody is. But I didn't read
Speaker 1: the Curse of Child. I think of coming the new stuff,
Speaker 1: like we did a whole episode of this podcast about
Speaker 1: how the Cursal Child was garbage. You gotta go up
Speaker 1: here the Seven Books and then also to have it
Speaker 1: be like live in it. Yeah, it's the same aesthetic
Speaker 1: the movies, right, It's like the same set. When I
Speaker 1: walk very similar when I walked into diagon Alley, would
Speaker 1: you not? It was an emotional diagonally diagonally it was diagonally.
Speaker 1: The music was playing and it's just a sound a
Speaker 1: sound bath, sound bath, and it felt like I was
Speaker 1: in Digona early and I wanted to cry. Anyway, So
Speaker 1: all of this is happening in also one. Probably you're
Speaker 1: getting Super Nintendo Land in Universal Studios Florida, which is
Speaker 1: taking over the kids section of the thing. Apparently you're
Speaker 1: getting a Donkey Kong mine cart coaster, You're getting a
Speaker 1: Mario Kart sort of dark ride slash coaster. And Zelda
Speaker 1: apparently like a Broadway level Zelda show. Oh my god,
Speaker 1: there's my ticket and moved to Orlando. You're just starting
Speaker 1: would just be screaming or anything. Just get me in this.
Speaker 1: They should get Peter to play both Zelda end I
Speaker 1: think and and and she was queer. Give me all
Speaker 1: the checks. Here's the thing, guys, you gotta book your
Speaker 1: tickets for one because all this new ship is going
Speaker 1: to be there. Also, you know you have yours today,
Speaker 1: Bowen texted me, and he goes, I was thinking about
Speaker 1: doing an impulse by for like literally next week, and
Speaker 1: I was like, no, we have to wait, we have
Speaker 1: to wait to go again. I was just literally it
Speaker 1: was altogether under a thousand, but still I want to go.
Speaker 1: I still haven't gone to Pandora. Bone has been to Pandora.
Speaker 1: I haven't been to Pandora a couple of months ago.
Speaker 1: But I'm just saying it was fine. All it took
Speaker 1: was fine. All it took for me to be inspired
Speaker 1: to text Matt to buy let's buy tickets again was
Speaker 1: I was literally just looking at a map of Florida
Speaker 1: on my laptop and I was like why and smacked
Speaker 1: out in the middle of Orlando, and I was like,
Speaker 1: I want to go back. What brought you to the
Speaker 1: map of Florida? Its shaped like a dick. It's shaped
Speaker 1: like a dick, and I'm just drawn to Fallas But
Speaker 1: I saw Orlando on the map and I was like,
Speaker 1: there was magic happening there every day. I'm sorry I
Speaker 1: took us so far away, but I had to give
Speaker 1: the tea because there is so much you love Disney,
Speaker 1: It's not Disney, it's Orlando. It's this, it's everything. It's
Speaker 1: the part culture, it's part called, it's part even to Branson.
Speaker 1: Even what you've been to Branson? Have you been? You've been? Sorry?
Speaker 1: Have you? No? No? No, what's in Branson, Missouri? It's
Speaker 1: basically Vegas for queers. No in a major way. No. Um,
Speaker 1: Like okay, the the flat image to d image that
Speaker 1: we have created of like in our mind what a
Speaker 1: Trump supporter is and looks like, and like where they
Speaker 1: live and all that whatever jazz, it's for that creation
Speaker 1: in our minds. It's catered to them. I mean, Dolly
Speaker 1: Parton has an experience there um which is like enchanted
Speaker 1: castle but like like pistol, you know, saloon e shop
Speaker 1: shooters show on horses. Uh, there's like a huge Madame
Speaker 1: Tussaus with like all of the kind of like fucked
Speaker 1: up like the first tries kind of goes there. Yes.
Speaker 1: Actually I've picture with Hugh Hefner on his bed in Branson.
Speaker 1: I got to drag that out on his like it
Speaker 1: was this weird room of like this bed that you
Speaker 1: take a picture on with him and you put these
Speaker 1: ears on and it's like in the middle of Missouri,
Speaker 1: and I'm like, this is for like Christian, Like everything
Speaker 1: has a cross on it and everything kind of comes
Speaker 1: back to a Bible story. And we went on like
Speaker 1: a show boat and every song had no matter what song,
Speaker 1: I had a slideshow of Jesus behind it and everyone
Speaker 1: just eating their potato, enjoying themselves. But Branson, in terms
Speaker 1: of park culture, Silver Dollar City, you must go, all, well,
Speaker 1: you must go. There are beautiful ladies in like turquoise
Speaker 1: belts and long skirts and like in Trio's singing songs
Speaker 1: of the Hills. Well, I have to dress up like
Speaker 1: a Trump voter to fit in. No, I think I
Speaker 1: was wearing like they have a Titanic museum there. Wow,
Speaker 1: they have a Titanic museum where you get like a
Speaker 1: character and you go in and you might die at
Speaker 1: the end and everybody dies. Okay, Well, have you been
Speaker 1: to Worlds of Fun in Kansas City? No? Okay, it's
Speaker 1: another theme park. It's like it's pretty decent, but it
Speaker 1: is sort of like just a tier below six Flags
Speaker 1: in terms of quality. But it's pretty solid and safety
Speaker 1: and sake. I think it's a safe park. It's a
Speaker 1: safe park theme parks. They're out there. Let's move on
Speaker 1: to I don't think so honey. Um, this is our
Speaker 1: segment in the show where we go on a one
Speaker 1: minute screed against anything in culture. Um, Matt, or do
Speaker 1: you have something something prepared? I have something that I
Speaker 1: could go on. Okay, all right, let's let's do it.
Speaker 1: So this is Matt Rodgers. I don't think so honey.
Speaker 1: Time starts now. I don't think so honey. Bronchitis I
Speaker 1: have you right now, and I don't know if you've
Speaker 1: been hearing on the podcast, but I've been turning away
Speaker 1: from the mic took off. Don't worry all, I'm not contagious. Okay.
Speaker 1: Bronchitis has been very difficult for me because when you
Speaker 1: have broncottis, you have to have cough medicine and cough medicine.
Speaker 1: I don't know if we ever had. It makes you
Speaker 1: very tired. I have been in a feug state for
Speaker 1: the past three days. You guys, I don't think so honey. Bronchitis.
Speaker 1: It makes me off. I feel like I can't breathe.
Speaker 1: I went to the doctor the other day and I
Speaker 1: said to him, you know, this feels different. This feels different,
Speaker 1: and he said, let me test you. And I had
Speaker 1: a funny doctor and I think, so, honey, my funny doctor,
Speaker 1: he felt my chest said breathe in. He goes, M,
Speaker 1: that's good. He's like, you got a good heart too.
Speaker 1: Do you know what that means? I said what he said,
Speaker 1: It means you're a good person. And I laughed because
Speaker 1: it like it wasn't a good joke, but you know
Speaker 1: what I mean, like he was making it fun for him.
Speaker 1: So I think, so, honey, M I don't think, so, honey,
Speaker 1: is diagnosis of bronchitis. I'm on a z pac right now.
Speaker 1: I will tell if if I this is even enough
Speaker 1: for medication. I don't think, so honey, the seapac, I
Speaker 1: feel still feel congested. One oh man, I'm so sorry.
Speaker 1: I don't know. And you know, it's not comfortable to
Speaker 1: have this in the summer, in the summer. It's not
Speaker 1: cool for the summer, for the summer summer. I just
Speaker 1: feel like, what about this zpac? Like I hope that
Speaker 1: make me break out full body high. Okay, we just
Speaker 1: have Rachel when on the show sheet had a vomit
Speaker 1: fat when she had her back. I can't do it.
Speaker 1: I can't do it. You can't do it either. Oh no,
Speaker 1: I'm saying I will not do it because I've never
Speaker 1: had a back. But all these horror stories are making me.
Speaker 1: I blew up and I had tiny dots. I was
Speaker 1: like like it was medieval. What happened to God? My
Speaker 1: face swoll like swollen up. Shut. I rolled myself to
Speaker 1: the er, and they like, pop me in blood, let
Speaker 1: me go. God, Oh my god, you know what they
Speaker 1: had to pop them in blood? Let him? Yeah, baby,
Speaker 1: they draw cord. I think we can put them out
Speaker 1: of business. It's time for bone Yanks. I don't think so, honey.
Speaker 1: And is he prepared? I'm prepared, Okay, bone Yanks, I
Speaker 1: don't think so Hony. Time starts now, I don't think
Speaker 1: so Hony. Final Fantasy fourteen servers. I am not able
Speaker 1: to even log on to my character Rupp, a level
Speaker 1: fifty one summoner who has an amazing garu to Edgy
Speaker 1: all the time, and every time I log on, you
Speaker 1: always boot me and say that there's the world is full.
Speaker 1: There's a que of twenty other players going. But then
Speaker 1: I try again, and lo and behold, I magically appeared
Speaker 1: into the world all of a sudden, I skipped that
Speaker 1: line and my doning other people in line because I
Speaker 1: don't want to do that. I don't I don't think, so, honey.
Speaker 1: I don't want to don't make me be that person.
Speaker 1: I don't want to be a villain in this world.
Speaker 1: I don't want people coming after me saying, hey, you
Speaker 1: cut me in the line for the que to the
Speaker 1: world and how are you playing in as the level
Speaker 1: one summer with a Garuda Edgy avatar and I'm I can't.
Speaker 1: So I don't think, so honey, Final fourteen servers for
Speaker 1: not being reliable. And when I go into a dungeon
Speaker 1: or a raid with eight other players who are expecting
Speaker 1: me to support them as a DPS and deal damage
Speaker 1: to the bosses and to all the mobs, I don't think,
Speaker 1: so honey. That makes me look bad and I do
Speaker 1: not respect you assassinating my character. Final fourteen servers, So
Speaker 1: I don't think, so honey, Square Soft, square Enix mock
Speaker 1: station uh and my square Enix password that sometimes does
Speaker 1: not work. That's why, men, honey, you had a lot
Speaker 1: of words per minute there. That was actually your most
Speaker 1: word w PM, great secretary, Thank you, sex secretary great. Stood. Um,
Speaker 1: I don't think so, honey. I am not prepared because
Speaker 1: I think the best thing that happened at your show,
Speaker 1: which I hope happens up the next one, if I
Speaker 1: may say, the fish bowl is the the troll ball
Speaker 1: will return. And in fact, how about you're saying, Peter,
Speaker 1: I think I think everyone should just pop in. I
Speaker 1: can give you a trollball. Please give me a truck. Okay, okay,
Speaker 1: got it? Um hm alright, great, Peter Smith. Your topic
Speaker 1: is the hardworking middle class, and your time starts now.
Speaker 1: I don't think so hardworking middle class. Yeah, I don't
Speaker 1: want to see uh oh complaining about gas prices as
Speaker 1: you're trying to get to the gap at the mall. Yeah.
Speaker 1: I don't think so, honey. I don't think so. You're
Speaker 1: talking about going paleo. Yeah, I hear you over there.
Speaker 1: I hear you over there. College kid who's parents are
Speaker 1: a hardworking middle class Yeah, I don't think so. Who
Speaker 1: are paying your ask to get through college? Yeah? Yeah. Oh,
Speaker 1: Now you're complaining about oh, your different diet, your one. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's bullshit all right because your parents, yeah, they're doing
Speaker 1: their jobs that they're getting in the way of their
Speaker 1: own happiness because they're working too hard. I don't think
Speaker 1: so working too hard. I don't think so very hard
Speaker 1: working middle class, because you know what, you've given up
Speaker 1: on something and you're devoting your life to money. And
Speaker 1: that's one minute. Wow burned him. Don't you ever ever
Speaker 1: come for Peter Smith on his also like the hard
Speaker 1: working middle class, the hard working middle class, not not
Speaker 1: not lazy middle time. You know, you have to come
Speaker 1: for the hard working middle class, the ones who deserve
Speaker 1: to be helped out of the whole. The elbow grease
Speaker 1: gotta come from that. You gotta come for them because
Speaker 1: because sometimes they don't always make the right decisions. Got
Speaker 1: pigged down a couple of times. That was a part
Speaker 1: I think, so, honey, you know why because Peter measured, measured,
Speaker 1: but dug Into just chewed into every word. I loved.
Speaker 1: I loved that, you know I loved it too. And
Speaker 1: I loved this episode of the podcast. I cannot wait
Speaker 1: to see Peter at the live show, as well as
Speaker 1: forty nine other brave souls who are going to confront
Speaker 1: the trill bill. They're going to confront the audience, They're
Speaker 1: going to confront us, They're going to confront themselves. They're
Speaker 1: gonna confront themselves. I like you call it a fool's
Speaker 1: errand it was the fool's errand for us to get
Speaker 1: fifty people together. I mean, I mean, well, we have
Speaker 1: we have lots and lots of people that that will
Speaker 1: in future installments also come on and booby, We're just like,
Speaker 1: these are the fifty. But it's a fool's errand to
Speaker 1: just organize this, but it's so fun, it's so worthwhile.
Speaker 1: Also then you realize, I mean I already started making
Speaker 1: a list of people that we haven't had on the
Speaker 1: first or second one. And there's a long list. So
Speaker 1: don't worry everyone. The sun will touch your face. You
Speaker 1: will get to get up on that stage and and
Speaker 1: and go honest, the sunshines, and go honest, the sunshine
Speaker 1: is over the Goannas Canal. Thank you so much for
Speaker 1: having When you sent me the invitation, I just started
Speaker 1: laughing and no one had said anything yet, but I
Speaker 1: threw my head back and started cackling. And we don't
Speaker 1: know the show yet that just know that Peter will
Speaker 1: turn out an incredible performance. Oh my god, they will
Speaker 1: be performing and one more time. August eleventh, go online
Speaker 1: and by tickets for I Don't Think So, Honey. Last
Speaker 1: Culture says Live at Little Field a PM. Okay, this
Speaker 1: has been Bowen Yang, and this has been oh my god,
Speaker 1: Oh my god, what you forgot? I don't know your name, Cina,
Speaker 1: and that's Peter Smith. Guys, Bye bye bye bye, guys bye.
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