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Speaker 1: One eight hundred Do ui away now offering free remote

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Speaker 1: consultations by phone or video conference for any criminal offense.

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Speaker 1: Trust Brook, Jeffrey and Jose's friends with a free remote

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Speaker 1: consultation from Bradley Johnson Lawyer's Visit one eight hundred doui

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Speaker 1: away dot Com or call.

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Speaker 2: Eight hundred do you y away. Imagine your favorite store

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Speaker 2: in the entire world. Oh, okay, got it, you're picturing

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Speaker 2: bet Bath and Bondage. Brook half off husband gags in

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Speaker 2: restraints this week.

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Speaker 1: I heard, oh Vanilla.

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Speaker 2: But now imagine that your go to store called you

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Speaker 2: and said you are now banned because of what you

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Speaker 2: did their last visit. What Brook, What would you do

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Speaker 2: without those whibs and everything? I mean, how long does

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Speaker 2: it take you to insult the employee on the phone? Ah?

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Speaker 2: In today's call, it took maybe less than a minute.

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Speaker 3: Out.

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Speaker 2: Wow, I call a dude to let him know he's

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Speaker 2: been blacklisted from the music store he visits every single week.

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Speaker 2: And you know, maybe I could have been nicer back

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Speaker 2: to him, but that wouldn't have made a very good prank. No,

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Speaker 2: you'll hear how it went in your phone tap right now.

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Speaker 2: Mornings on the twenties.

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Speaker 3: Hello, Hey Brian, Yeah, who's this?

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Speaker 2: Hey Brian? This is Jacob, the manager at the Guitar

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Speaker 2: Center down on celt.

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Speaker 3: The Guitar Center.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, man, I'm just calling to let you know that

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Speaker 2: you're no longer welcome in the store. Sorry, bro, what

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Speaker 2: the are you talking about? I know you come in

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Speaker 2: here a decent amount, but for now it's not a

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Speaker 2: good idea.

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Speaker 3: Why is it not a good idea?

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Speaker 2: Listen, dude? My assistant manager said that you were in

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Speaker 2: here again the other day just playing any guitar that

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Speaker 2: you could get your hands on for like two whole hours.

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Speaker 3: That's what a guitar store is for. I've spent money there.

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Speaker 3: I have a right to test out the product.

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Speaker 2: Do you spend money here? You don't really buy much.

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Speaker 3: I spent a ton of money there.

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Speaker 2: Let me pull up your account. Looks like last purchase

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Speaker 2: was three months ago and you got the Di Dario

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Speaker 2: Planet Wave standard Celluloid Pearl Picks a sorted ten pac

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Speaker 2: medium size. Yeah that was two ninety nine. So what

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Speaker 2: you almost spent a whole three bucks?

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Speaker 3: What the do you? Guys? Stalkers? You just sitting there

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Speaker 3: tracking how much I spend And because I don't spend

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Speaker 3: as much as you want me to. I'm not allowed

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Speaker 3: in the store. Is that what I'm supposed to understand?

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Speaker 2: Honestly, dude, I don't even mind that you don't buy

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Speaker 2: a whole lot of stuff here. It's that you just

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Speaker 2: come in and you butcher that Guns N' Roses song

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Speaker 2: Sweet Child of Mine every fricking time.

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Speaker 3: Butcher.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I used to like that song before you came

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Speaker 2: in and took a dump on it.

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Speaker 3: I played the hell out of that song, dude.

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Speaker 2: You do play it right to hell, that's for sure. Oh,

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Speaker 2: we actually have a nickname for you in the store.

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Speaker 3: Oh yeah, and what's that?

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Speaker 2: Instead of slash, we call you trash?

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Speaker 3: Oh so original? A loser dude. By the way, your

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Speaker 3: store sucks, Well, I.

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Speaker 2: Mean you're banned from the store, So I guess this

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Speaker 2: works out.

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Speaker 3: Booh yeah, I don't really spare your second rate piece

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Speaker 3: of store.

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Speaker 2: Yeah. Well, you're a second rate piece of guitar player.

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Speaker 3: Okay, okay, so you think you're funny, Yeah, a little

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Speaker 3: bit second piece of guitar player who's going to take

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Speaker 3: his business elsewhere.

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Speaker 2: Okay, Oh really elsewhere?

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Speaker 3: Where?

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Speaker 2: A you're gonna go?

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Speaker 3: There are plenty of guitar centers I can go to,

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Speaker 3: all right, I don't need to go to your piece

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Speaker 3: of store.

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Speaker 2: Ye. Well good luck with that, because you're banned from

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Speaker 2: those two.

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Speaker 3: You you can't ban me from those.

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Speaker 2: Actually I can because you just made our national SGA

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Speaker 2: database for guitar amateurs.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm sure. I'm sure you got a national database

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Speaker 3: for that.

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Speaker 2: We do, Bro, you just made the top ten for

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Speaker 2: weakest rift skills.

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Speaker 3: You'll will your national database stuck your national databases.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, how about you choke on my b You You

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Speaker 2: wish I would, No, but I wish your buddy Lamb

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Speaker 2: would because he's a guitar player too.

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Speaker 3: You he doesn't even play guitar.

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Speaker 2: Well, he just played you what Mike Drop?

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Speaker 3: What the is Mike Drop?

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Speaker 2: Because my name is actually Jeff from the radio show

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Speaker 2: Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning. I don't work at

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Speaker 2: guitar center. I'm just doing a phone tap on you.

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Speaker 3: Oh my god, you have got to be kidds.

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Speaker 2: That's all a joke. Your buddy Lance set you up.

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Speaker 2: He told us that last time you guys went into

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Speaker 2: the store, the sales guy or whatever gave you the

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Speaker 2: stink guy.

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Speaker 3: He did I was like, still bros.

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Speaker 2: Weird, but seriously, can you even play?

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Speaker 3: Do not even go there? Yeah? I can play, prove it.

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Speaker 3: You know what. You proved me wrong, man, I am

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Speaker 3: a lot better when I'm at the Guitar Center. So you.

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Speaker 1: Up every morning with phone tabs weekday mornings on the twenties,

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Speaker 1: Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning