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Speaker 1: Nicky Here, Nikki, hello here, I am welcome to the

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Speaker 1: Nicki Glazer Podcast Season two. You're just joining us as

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Speaker 1: a new listener. Welcome aboard. If you are an old bestie,

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Speaker 1: thank you so much. I Um, I'm here with Andrew,

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Speaker 1: my former roommate now my building mate. Uh Noah is

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Speaker 1: our producer. She is in Arizona. We do the show

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Speaker 1: out of St. Louis in my apartment and it's a

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Speaker 1: joy and we are so appreciative of all of our listeners.

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Speaker 1: And a couple of things. I saw a couple of

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Speaker 1: besties this weekend. I just want to say that I

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Speaker 1: was walking in downtown Chicago with my parents after dinner

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Speaker 1: was a bestie waving out the window. Um. Which, if

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Speaker 1: and love like. It's all because you want your parents.

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Speaker 1: I'm sorry. Everyone. Besties are so sweet. They're always and

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Speaker 1: it's like so lame that it's funny. And it also

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Speaker 1: is like you guys are our best friends because we

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Speaker 1: talk like we do to our best friends on here,

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Speaker 1: Like I don't even like people who aren't like I

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Speaker 1: don't like my family to listen to this because it

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Speaker 1: feels like a chat with my best friends. And you

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Speaker 1: Welcome Home. Nicki Glazer question Mark on May one, Sunday,

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Speaker 1: May one. UM, I would really really appreciate. We're going

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Speaker 1: to every and my dad is refusing. No. She already

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00:21:42,200 --> 00:21:46,760
Speaker 1: looks at is it weird to take these measures? I

427
00:21:46,840 --> 00:21:48,560
Speaker 1: mean that is a way for me to keep her alive.

428
00:21:48,600 --> 00:21:51,560
Speaker 1: To me, because when the physical part of her is

429
00:21:51,560 --> 00:21:55,680
Speaker 1: still there, No, what do you think? Checks jermy not

430
00:21:55,800 --> 00:21:58,640
Speaker 1: so much. But like this whole process, I got into

431
00:21:58,680 --> 00:22:00,240
Speaker 1: it a little bit and read more about at it,

432
00:22:00,760 --> 00:22:04,920
Speaker 1: and basically they extracted her brain and they're keeping her

433
00:22:05,000 --> 00:22:07,159
Speaker 1: brain like they filled it with all these fluids and

434
00:22:07,160 --> 00:22:10,159
Speaker 1: they're keeping it at a temperature that's negative a hundred

435
00:22:10,160 --> 00:22:13,680
Speaker 1: and nine degrees celsius. And it's if they're just preserving

436
00:22:13,720 --> 00:22:18,600
Speaker 1: it in this special center in the home one day,

437
00:22:18,760 --> 00:22:23,240
Speaker 1: wait for Joan to like recover from It's like Futurama.

438
00:22:23,560 --> 00:22:26,760
Speaker 1: It's exactly exactly that it's Futurama. They're basically just like

439
00:22:26,840 --> 00:22:28,760
Speaker 1: keeping her brain in like a jar. So what do

440
00:22:28,760 --> 00:22:30,159
Speaker 1: they want to do with the brain. They want to

441
00:22:30,320 --> 00:22:35,200
Speaker 1: waiting for technology to catch up, and then they're gonna yeah. Right.

442
00:22:35,560 --> 00:22:40,240
Speaker 1: My question was though, like if technology, let's say it

443
00:22:40,320 --> 00:22:42,639
Speaker 1: happens like two years from now, does that mean that

444
00:22:42,680 --> 00:22:47,040
Speaker 1: this lab has to be opened that long? Yeah? What

445
00:22:47,080 --> 00:22:48,639
Speaker 1: if they have to close down? What do they do

446
00:22:48,720 --> 00:22:50,639
Speaker 1: with the bodies? I'm guessing that they're just going to

447
00:22:50,760 --> 00:22:55,199
Speaker 1: have uh, you know, if it closes down, it's like

448
00:22:55,320 --> 00:23:03,399
Speaker 1: it but I feel like they you would have to

449
00:23:03,480 --> 00:23:06,359
Speaker 1: leave money so that it but you know't did you

450
00:23:06,400 --> 00:23:09,080
Speaker 1: see you don't look up? At the end, they all

451
00:23:09,119 --> 00:23:12,600
Speaker 1: returned to Earth after they were frozen and sent to space.

452
00:23:13,520 --> 00:23:15,800
Speaker 1: Earth blows up there frozen for thousands of years. They

453
00:23:15,840 --> 00:23:18,320
Speaker 1: come back when the Earth has kind of regrown and

454
00:23:18,359 --> 00:23:21,280
Speaker 1: they land and they're instantly like eaten by I'm just

455
00:23:22,160 --> 00:23:25,240
Speaker 1: this girl would wake up, let's say her brain, and

456
00:23:25,240 --> 00:23:27,400
Speaker 1: then everyone's dead. I mean, it's just not. I mean

457
00:23:27,480 --> 00:23:30,280
Speaker 1: it's it really is. Death is really hard, and that's

458
00:23:30,280 --> 00:23:32,880
Speaker 1: why I love that book that I just read, UM

459
00:23:32,960 --> 00:23:35,639
Speaker 1: that I keep talking about by Carrie Egan k E

460
00:23:35,880 --> 00:23:38,320
Speaker 1: R R E g A, and I forget that if

461
00:23:38,359 --> 00:23:40,679
Speaker 1: it's on living, I think is what it's called, and

462
00:23:40,720 --> 00:23:43,080
Speaker 1: it just talks about death and it really um it

463
00:23:43,160 --> 00:23:46,439
Speaker 1: was a beautiful take on death that I've I've been

464
00:23:46,480 --> 00:23:48,520
Speaker 1: thinking about a lot recently. Let's get to the next

465
00:23:48,600 --> 00:23:55,399
Speaker 1: news story. Okay, a singer was hospitalized because she was

466
00:23:55,480 --> 00:24:01,080
Speaker 1: on she was not on farting terms with her partner. Okay,

467
00:24:01,119 --> 00:24:03,879
Speaker 1: so she was so stopped up. Yeah. I had a

468
00:24:03,960 --> 00:24:07,560
Speaker 1: joke about this in my um on my half hour

469
00:24:07,640 --> 00:24:10,399
Speaker 1: that I did with Netflix, about how when Chris and

470
00:24:10,440 --> 00:24:14,840
Speaker 1: I broke up, he left. I remember he like we

471
00:24:14,920 --> 00:24:16,919
Speaker 1: broke up and it was like that moment where it

472
00:24:17,000 --> 00:24:20,399
Speaker 1: was really done and the door shut and I was

473
00:24:20,520 --> 00:24:24,360
Speaker 1: just I farted for nine years. Like. It was also

474
00:24:24,440 --> 00:24:28,040
Speaker 1: about like that that sound that you know sometimes I

475
00:24:28,040 --> 00:24:30,120
Speaker 1: will hold in a fart around people that I don't

476
00:24:30,119 --> 00:24:32,520
Speaker 1: want to fart in front of, and your someone will

477
00:24:32,640 --> 00:24:34,720
Speaker 1: make that sound like the fart will get sucked back

478
00:24:34,800 --> 00:24:37,439
Speaker 1: up and it's like, yeah, it'll make a sound of

479
00:24:37,480 --> 00:24:43,479
Speaker 1: like you're hungry, but it sounds like it's growling. And

480
00:24:43,520 --> 00:24:45,520
Speaker 1: I we used to do that, and I'd be like, oh,

481
00:24:45,560 --> 00:24:47,720
Speaker 1: I'm so hungry, and Chris is like, you just ate

482
00:24:47,880 --> 00:24:50,760
Speaker 1: a bunch of beans, Like why would? That's obviously not

483
00:24:50,800 --> 00:24:53,280
Speaker 1: what it It's so sucked up fart, but um, yeah,

484
00:24:53,320 --> 00:24:55,240
Speaker 1: it's very painful to hold in farts. And I think

485
00:24:55,240 --> 00:24:58,840
Speaker 1: a lot of times my aggression I used to when

486
00:24:59,160 --> 00:25:01,000
Speaker 1: Chris and I used to live together, I was so

487
00:25:01,359 --> 00:25:04,080
Speaker 1: fucked up with my food and eating just such weird

488
00:25:04,960 --> 00:25:07,840
Speaker 1: you know, artificial sweeteners that just make you a bloated

489
00:25:08,119 --> 00:25:10,600
Speaker 1: like giggly puff, Like I was just a balloon. I

490
00:25:10,680 --> 00:25:15,640
Speaker 1: was like Macy's Day Parade pot stomach always gassy. Um.

491
00:25:15,680 --> 00:25:17,439
Speaker 1: I was miserable because I was holding it in and

492
00:25:17,440 --> 00:25:20,520
Speaker 1: I couldn't let it out. Do you think that's why

493
00:25:20,560 --> 00:25:23,719
Speaker 1: people at home just like I'm not even getting like,

494
00:25:24,080 --> 00:25:26,760
Speaker 1: is that a reason for like an extra bathroom? Christ

495
00:25:26,760 --> 00:25:28,760
Speaker 1: and I will if we ever moved together, we will

496
00:25:28,800 --> 00:25:31,239
Speaker 1: get at least two bathrooms because we like to do

497
00:25:31,280 --> 00:25:34,560
Speaker 1: that kind of stuff. Separate and and farting terms with

498
00:25:34,640 --> 00:25:37,800
Speaker 1: your boyfriend? No, are your on farting terms with um

499
00:25:37,800 --> 00:25:40,679
Speaker 1: av and if you are, what is it just like

500
00:25:40,720 --> 00:25:44,120
Speaker 1: whenever or do you have to warn each other? Um?

501
00:25:44,200 --> 00:25:47,919
Speaker 1: We are not on farting terms. And it's because I

502
00:25:48,000 --> 00:25:50,600
Speaker 1: learned my lesson from a previous relationship where there was

503
00:25:50,640 --> 00:25:53,000
Speaker 1: like no boundaries with that, like we would literally like

504
00:25:53,040 --> 00:25:55,159
Speaker 1: ship in front of each other. And I think it

505
00:25:55,240 --> 00:26:00,400
Speaker 1: just like takes away not the sexiness, but it kind

506
00:26:00,440 --> 00:26:05,040
Speaker 1: of blurs the line between like a relationship boyfriend, girlfriend,

507
00:26:05,359 --> 00:26:07,919
Speaker 1: lover and and and buddies exactly. And if you do

508
00:26:08,000 --> 00:26:10,720
Speaker 1: fart with your it's fine. I don't want to hear

509
00:26:10,840 --> 00:26:13,200
Speaker 1: a message from you being like, no, we have great sex.

510
00:26:13,280 --> 00:26:15,760
Speaker 1: I get, like, I understand that this is not there's

511
00:26:15,800 --> 00:26:18,560
Speaker 1: exceptions to this rule, but for me, I do think

512
00:26:18,600 --> 00:26:20,720
Speaker 1: that it takes it into friend territory. And I used

513
00:26:20,720 --> 00:26:23,159
Speaker 1: to kind of get a little bit upset that Chris

514
00:26:23,200 --> 00:26:26,040
Speaker 1: was so anti bathroom stuff because I pee with the

515
00:26:26,080 --> 00:26:28,560
Speaker 1: door open, like I'll be with you with you, I

516
00:26:28,600 --> 00:26:30,480
Speaker 1: respect that you have a girlfriend now, so I'm like, Okay,

517
00:26:30,480 --> 00:26:32,520
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna like leave it open, but generally, like

518
00:26:33,040 --> 00:26:37,119
Speaker 1: with my friends, I will just do. And Chris is

519
00:26:37,160 --> 00:26:39,440
Speaker 1: not my friend, he is my friend, but I want

520
00:26:39,480 --> 00:26:41,240
Speaker 1: there to be a difference. I want to like, it's

521
00:26:41,240 --> 00:26:43,400
Speaker 1: a level of respect. I wouldn't do that in front

522
00:26:43,400 --> 00:26:46,159
Speaker 1: of someone I was. It's about respect. I think, what

523
00:26:46,400 --> 00:26:48,880
Speaker 1: about you and Brenna, we fire in front of each other.

524
00:26:49,160 --> 00:26:53,119
Speaker 1: I fart more for sure. Yeah, I get that. I

525
00:26:53,160 --> 00:26:55,919
Speaker 1: definitely warn you before she does it. Will she go

526
00:26:56,000 --> 00:26:57,720
Speaker 1: like I have to fart and then you'll laugh? Or

527
00:26:57,720 --> 00:26:59,600
Speaker 1: will she just do it? At this past one point

528
00:26:59,680 --> 00:27:02,399
Speaker 1: we were there and now it's just you know, I

529
00:27:02,760 --> 00:27:06,840
Speaker 1: sometimes get woken up and try to get different different.

530
00:27:07,200 --> 00:27:09,200
Speaker 1: It is different because you can't control it. No, no,

531
00:27:09,280 --> 00:27:11,080
Speaker 1: I'm saying in the morning, I'll wake up to it.

532
00:27:11,880 --> 00:27:14,480
Speaker 1: They're still cute. They're still so cute. Yeah, they're so cute.

533
00:27:14,680 --> 00:27:17,479
Speaker 1: But no, like I think the level for me is

534
00:27:17,600 --> 00:27:20,240
Speaker 1: shitting in front of each other. I think I think

535
00:27:20,320 --> 00:27:23,560
Speaker 1: that's kind of where And I know farting is just

536
00:27:23,640 --> 00:27:28,120
Speaker 1: an appetizer for shifting in front of someone. You want,

537
00:27:28,400 --> 00:27:30,960
Speaker 1: you want, you want there. That is true when someone

538
00:27:30,960 --> 00:27:33,200
Speaker 1: farts here, like there's a lot of shit in there,

539
00:27:33,440 --> 00:27:36,520
Speaker 1: Like that's just sometimes that you smell a fart and

540
00:27:36,520 --> 00:27:39,280
Speaker 1: you're like you need to go take like that's in

541
00:27:39,359 --> 00:27:41,560
Speaker 1: your bunch of shit is in your body, but her

542
00:27:41,560 --> 00:27:44,199
Speaker 1: farts honestly, and I'm not just being so cute, but

543
00:27:44,240 --> 00:27:47,560
Speaker 1: they don't smell, and I think it's smell. Is definitely

544
00:27:48,840 --> 00:27:52,520
Speaker 1: ends up affacting it. But I do think like shitting

545
00:27:53,160 --> 00:27:57,280
Speaker 1: should let's keep that unless you're into that, like you know,

546
00:27:57,320 --> 00:28:00,760
Speaker 1: a guitar player. We know, you know, yes, there's yeah,

547
00:28:00,760 --> 00:28:03,800
Speaker 1: there's certain people out there that love shitting and scat

548
00:28:03,880 --> 00:28:06,439
Speaker 1: play in bed. Um do you want to say though that,

549
00:28:06,480 --> 00:28:12,280
Speaker 1: like I, Um, we can't. It's the biggest blind item

550
00:28:12,359 --> 00:28:15,359
Speaker 1: ever that we know this about a certain someone. But

551
00:28:15,400 --> 00:28:18,879
Speaker 1: I do want to say that. Um, I think the

552
00:28:18,920 --> 00:28:23,840
Speaker 1: comfort level, like I was always I I'm just so

553
00:28:23,880 --> 00:28:25,639
Speaker 1: happy with my relationship right now. I just want to

554
00:28:25,680 --> 00:28:30,119
Speaker 1: say that because I always felt like there was a

555
00:28:30,160 --> 00:28:32,359
Speaker 1: part of me like holding myself back because I was

556
00:28:32,920 --> 00:28:36,160
Speaker 1: you know, especially like I quitted, like not being able

557
00:28:36,160 --> 00:28:37,479
Speaker 1: to fart in front of him, with a lot of

558
00:28:37,480 --> 00:28:40,480
Speaker 1: other things. And now I can see the difference between

559
00:28:40,480 --> 00:28:41,880
Speaker 1: not being able to fart in front of someone and

560
00:28:41,920 --> 00:28:45,880
Speaker 1: also being able to really tell them anything, talk to

561
00:28:45,920 --> 00:28:49,640
Speaker 1: them about anything, UM, have them be able to handle

562
00:28:50,080 --> 00:28:54,640
Speaker 1: like me looking any certain way, Like I just it's

563
00:28:54,640 --> 00:28:56,480
Speaker 1: so funny to have been with someone for off and

564
00:28:56,520 --> 00:28:59,200
Speaker 1: on for eight years and to have it feel at

565
00:28:59,200 --> 00:29:04,480
Speaker 1: this point like completely new relationship, Like I have a boyfriend.

566
00:29:04,720 --> 00:29:08,000
Speaker 1: It's I'm so excited about it, and people that in

567
00:29:08,040 --> 00:29:10,400
Speaker 1: my life are like, we've been hearing about this guy forever,

568
00:29:10,480 --> 00:29:14,760
Speaker 1: Like it's it totally feels like a new person, but

569
00:29:14,880 --> 00:29:18,760
Speaker 1: with all of the great history that we do have. Um,

570
00:29:18,840 --> 00:29:21,040
Speaker 1: I'm just really really happy. And I know that he's

571
00:29:21,080 --> 00:29:22,320
Speaker 1: like to hear what I'm happy, but I'm just like

572
00:29:22,360 --> 00:29:26,200
Speaker 1: so like, yeah, you guys broke up times, got back

573
00:29:26,280 --> 00:29:31,800
Speaker 1: all that ship, but like people change, people are in relationships,

574
00:29:33,640 --> 00:29:36,200
Speaker 1: you know what I mean, if you're still together, Like, oh,

575
00:29:36,360 --> 00:29:38,880
Speaker 1: this feels like we have a know whenever someone says

576
00:29:38,920 --> 00:29:41,280
Speaker 1: I did this on my um in my act, when

577
00:29:41,280 --> 00:29:44,120
Speaker 1: people are like, we've been together for fifty years, and

578
00:29:44,160 --> 00:29:49,680
Speaker 1: it's just like, I feel like that's not a good thing.

579
00:29:50,880 --> 00:29:53,280
Speaker 1: But we just honored that we weren't getting and I

580
00:29:53,360 --> 00:29:55,800
Speaker 1: reserve the right for us to break up again, Like

581
00:29:55,840 --> 00:29:58,120
Speaker 1: this isn't just but right now, I just feel like

582
00:29:58,440 --> 00:30:02,920
Speaker 1: when people say men change, people don't you know, it's

583
00:30:02,920 --> 00:30:05,760
Speaker 1: not that he we both have changed, and like we

584
00:30:05,840 --> 00:30:10,120
Speaker 1: just you know what, people don't change, but people uh,

585
00:30:10,440 --> 00:30:14,440
Speaker 1: educate themselves, and they they absorb more information and they

586
00:30:14,480 --> 00:30:17,000
Speaker 1: get they have a willingness to admit that maybe the

587
00:30:17,040 --> 00:30:22,840
Speaker 1: way they're doing things isn't right. People people don't change it.

588
00:30:23,920 --> 00:30:25,520
Speaker 1: He still is who he is in the way he

589
00:30:25,560 --> 00:30:28,200
Speaker 1: always is. But what he has and what I have had,

590
00:30:28,600 --> 00:30:32,720
Speaker 1: is a willingness to say I might not be right.

591
00:30:33,360 --> 00:30:36,520
Speaker 1: I'm just gonna see if this other way of doing

592
00:30:36,560 --> 00:30:38,440
Speaker 1: things works. And I can always go back to my way,

593
00:30:38,640 --> 00:30:40,640
Speaker 1: but maybe this other person, who I think is a

594
00:30:40,960 --> 00:30:43,920
Speaker 1: percent wrong might be right. And we need more of that,

595
00:30:44,000 --> 00:30:46,520
Speaker 1: including with the Chris Rock thing. Like I want to

596
00:30:46,600 --> 00:30:49,120
Speaker 1: consider that Will Smith was right. I want to I

597
00:30:49,160 --> 00:30:51,880
Speaker 1: want to actually try that on for size, put that on,

598
00:30:52,240 --> 00:30:55,720
Speaker 1: see how it fits, and like maybe open my mind

599
00:30:56,320 --> 00:30:59,600
Speaker 1: to the thing that I know is wrong. And I

600
00:30:59,600 --> 00:31:01,640
Speaker 1: think that's why Chris and I have been able to

601
00:31:01,680 --> 00:31:07,560
Speaker 1: reach this place, is to go maybe I'm wrong. Yeah,

602
00:31:07,720 --> 00:31:14,760
Speaker 1: it's all comes down, but no epiphany, and it's like, yeah,

603
00:31:14,960 --> 00:31:18,440
Speaker 1: I don't know. He doesn't. He does, though, hate fragrance,

604
00:31:18,480 --> 00:31:20,240
Speaker 1: and I just want to say I'm obsessed with this

605
00:31:20,280 --> 00:31:23,640
Speaker 1: new fragrance that I got a sample of from sephora

606
00:31:23,760 --> 00:31:26,080
Speaker 1: Um when I ordered a bunch of stuff. It's called

607
00:31:26,160 --> 00:31:28,320
Speaker 1: clean I think I found my fragrance. By the way,

608
00:31:28,360 --> 00:31:30,520
Speaker 1: a lot of bestie sent me ideas and I just

609
00:31:30,560 --> 00:31:34,920
Speaker 1: couldn't um I haven't. It's called Clean Reserve and it's

610
00:31:34,960 --> 00:31:37,720
Speaker 1: by Aqua near No, I don't know it's It's called

611
00:31:37,760 --> 00:31:41,960
Speaker 1: Clean Reserve Aqua A C qu A n E r

612
00:31:42,040 --> 00:31:44,320
Speaker 1: O l I Andrew. I want you to do a

613
00:31:44,360 --> 00:31:46,520
Speaker 1: spurse of it, just one spray, because I have a

614
00:31:46,520 --> 00:31:49,360
Speaker 1: little vial of it, and see what you think for

615
00:31:49,440 --> 00:31:57,400
Speaker 1: a feminine scent. Just it's nice, it's soft, right, it's

616
00:31:57,400 --> 00:32:00,480
Speaker 1: not too much. And I sprayed. I actually only sprayed

617
00:32:00,520 --> 00:32:08,280
Speaker 1: a decent amount, enough to get me up. But who

618
00:32:08,280 --> 00:32:11,040
Speaker 1: the fund is this? And I feel like it's not

619
00:32:11,120 --> 00:32:14,160
Speaker 1: even like a female. It's like just a nice favorite spray.

620
00:32:14,280 --> 00:32:15,840
Speaker 1: Is a spray you known't It's like a haircut that

621
00:32:15,840 --> 00:32:20,600
Speaker 1: you don't even know what happens. Is this count of that?

622
00:32:20,760 --> 00:32:23,560
Speaker 1: It's just it's on the tip of being too fragrancy

623
00:32:23,840 --> 00:32:26,160
Speaker 1: for me. Yes, because you just spray it and you're

624
00:32:26,160 --> 00:32:28,280
Speaker 1: spelling directly on your wrist. But if you were around

625
00:32:28,280 --> 00:32:30,960
Speaker 1: a girl that's just watching that from Yes, but I

626
00:32:30,960 --> 00:32:35,080
Speaker 1: don't like it yet. An overfray. There are only fragrance

627
00:32:35,120 --> 00:32:36,880
Speaker 1: heads out there. If you don't, what do you think?

628
00:32:37,080 --> 00:32:38,360
Speaker 1: I want to know what other people think of it,

629
00:32:38,400 --> 00:32:40,440
Speaker 1: because I might be wrong and I only have one guy.

630
00:32:40,480 --> 00:32:43,240
Speaker 1: It's called clean clean reserve is what is on that?

631
00:32:43,360 --> 00:32:45,040
Speaker 1: I like it? I like? Um. No, do we have

632
00:32:45,080 --> 00:32:46,760
Speaker 1: another news item or do we want to move on

633
00:32:46,800 --> 00:32:49,920
Speaker 1: to steggies? No, let's do this last news item because

634
00:32:49,920 --> 00:32:53,240
Speaker 1: I think you really want to know this. After thirty

635
00:32:53,280 --> 00:32:59,120
Speaker 1: five years, Starbucks made a bittersweet announcement. Um, they're raising

636
00:32:59,320 --> 00:33:02,400
Speaker 1: their price is every month for the rest of time. No,

637
00:33:03,000 --> 00:33:06,040
Speaker 1: they're doing away with their iconic white paper cup with

638
00:33:06,080 --> 00:33:09,560
Speaker 1: its green logo of a two tailed mermaid. What are

639
00:33:09,600 --> 00:33:18,960
Speaker 1: they going to do next? That mermaid has to tails.

640
00:33:19,040 --> 00:33:23,760
Speaker 1: It's like cut in half. She looks like okay, all right.

641
00:33:23,800 --> 00:33:26,280
Speaker 1: So they're making changes in an effort to eliminate the

642
00:33:26,360 --> 00:33:28,800
Speaker 1: billions of the white paper cups that end up in

643
00:33:28,920 --> 00:33:33,200
Speaker 1: landfills around the world every year. Um, and they're trying

644
00:33:33,240 --> 00:33:37,800
Speaker 1: to eliminate Okay, they're not recyclable, by the way. That's

645
00:33:37,880 --> 00:33:41,560
Speaker 1: that is the worst part about those cups, because they

646
00:33:41,840 --> 00:33:45,720
Speaker 1: the inside needs to be plastic for the heat. I mean,

647
00:33:45,760 --> 00:33:47,360
Speaker 1: obviously there's the way to do it that they could

648
00:33:47,400 --> 00:33:50,600
Speaker 1: recycle it, but it would cost money. My drink has

649
00:33:50,680 --> 00:33:54,160
Speaker 1: gone from five dollars and forty cents to seven dollars

650
00:33:54,160 --> 00:33:57,640
Speaker 1: and eighty nine cents within two years. Every day seven

651
00:33:57,640 --> 00:34:03,840
Speaker 1: dollars eighty four cents. Uh No, keep going, Tom's. This

652
00:34:03,880 --> 00:34:06,560
Speaker 1: is what's annoying about this to me, is there claiming

653
00:34:06,560 --> 00:34:09,200
Speaker 1: that it's an environmental thing. They're gonna save so much

654
00:34:09,239 --> 00:34:11,800
Speaker 1: money by not making up what are they gonna do it?

655
00:34:11,920 --> 00:34:15,080
Speaker 1: At the same token, the price that they're paying is

656
00:34:15,120 --> 00:34:18,360
Speaker 1: people are not walking around with their you know, with

657
00:34:18,640 --> 00:34:21,160
Speaker 1: a little billboard and the logo exactly. So they're also

658
00:34:21,320 --> 00:34:24,799
Speaker 1: that marketing that logo might be contributing the fact that

659
00:34:24,840 --> 00:34:27,120
Speaker 1: they see that logo so much in landfills and on

660
00:34:27,239 --> 00:34:29,720
Speaker 1: streets and like sometimes you see trash and it becomes

661
00:34:29,719 --> 00:34:33,200
Speaker 1: like the face of trash, you know, and cups are

662
00:34:33,400 --> 00:34:35,799
Speaker 1: so the face of trash. At the point, if there's

663
00:34:35,800 --> 00:34:38,400
Speaker 1: a trashing woman out there there the face of the

664
00:34:38,440 --> 00:34:44,480
Speaker 1: backseat of my car, I'll tell you that. Okay, all right,

665
00:34:44,520 --> 00:34:47,400
Speaker 1: So right now, there's a pilot program called Borrow a Cup,

666
00:34:47,920 --> 00:34:51,759
Speaker 1: and the idea is that Starbucks will put your cup in,

667
00:34:51,920 --> 00:34:54,719
Speaker 1: a reusable cup that you take with you and then

668
00:34:54,719 --> 00:34:59,160
Speaker 1: you bring back to be professionally clean. They are in this.

669
00:34:59,360 --> 00:35:02,520
Speaker 1: It's not going to up in what. This is all marketing.

670
00:35:02,560 --> 00:35:05,760
Speaker 1: No one really cares about the environment. No one really

671
00:35:05,800 --> 00:35:08,399
Speaker 1: cares this, and I don't want to say no one,

672
00:35:08,680 --> 00:35:12,200
Speaker 1: but companies as big as this don't care. They care

673
00:35:12,280 --> 00:35:14,839
Speaker 1: about money. And it's greenwashing. That's what it's called. When

674
00:35:14,840 --> 00:35:17,680
Speaker 1: a company pretends to care about the environment, it is

675
00:35:17,680 --> 00:35:20,439
Speaker 1: a marketing ploy to go, oh, this is a good

676
00:35:20,440 --> 00:35:24,279
Speaker 1: thing for the I'm gonna buy this because you bring

677
00:35:24,280 --> 00:35:26,680
Speaker 1: a cup in and then you wash it for you.

678
00:35:27,360 --> 00:35:29,640
Speaker 1: It doesn't make any sense. Can you imagine asking if

679
00:35:29,680 --> 00:35:32,719
Speaker 1: I was a fucking well, they're going to have a

680
00:35:32,800 --> 00:35:35,319
Speaker 1: certain like probably a station where it's they put all

681
00:35:35,360 --> 00:35:36,799
Speaker 1: these cups on and they just have to press a

682
00:35:36,800 --> 00:35:38,480
Speaker 1: button or something, you know what I mean? Yeah, but

683
00:35:38,520 --> 00:35:40,920
Speaker 1: then how are you gonna do VENTI grande depending on

684
00:35:41,000 --> 00:35:44,239
Speaker 1: your cup? It's it's wild and I can't wait to

685
00:35:44,280 --> 00:35:48,200
Speaker 1: see them roll it out and roll it back. Yeah,

686
00:35:48,280 --> 00:35:50,800
Speaker 1: I'm going to be like Starbucks. I really. I recently

687
00:35:50,800 --> 00:35:54,759
Speaker 1: read a thing on Reddit that said a Starbucks employee wrote, seriously,

688
00:35:55,160 --> 00:35:58,040
Speaker 1: why do you like Starbucks so much. Employee wrote that

689
00:35:58,040 --> 00:36:01,000
Speaker 1: it was like what is it? And I really I

690
00:36:01,080 --> 00:36:04,160
Speaker 1: saved it. Maybe I'll do it on Reddit dump tomorrow. Um,

691
00:36:04,200 --> 00:36:06,759
Speaker 1: because it really made me go why and it's I'm

692
00:36:06,800 --> 00:36:09,239
Speaker 1: looking at it as I have an addiction to Starbucks,

693
00:36:09,280 --> 00:36:12,480
Speaker 1: to caffeine, but to Starbucks, I have an absolute addiction.

694
00:36:13,080 --> 00:36:15,880
Speaker 1: It's a problem. And part of it is the green logo,

695
00:36:16,000 --> 00:36:17,839
Speaker 1: the way the cut feels in my hand, the way

696
00:36:17,840 --> 00:36:19,560
Speaker 1: the door feels when I swing it open, the way

697
00:36:19,600 --> 00:36:23,439
Speaker 1: the music is blaring, like it just there's it makes

698
00:36:23,480 --> 00:36:27,160
Speaker 1: you feel at home. When I make a coffee at

699
00:36:27,200 --> 00:36:29,920
Speaker 1: my apartment with steam milk. I have a steamer now

700
00:36:29,920 --> 00:36:32,520
Speaker 1: because Robin sent me one. I have uh you know,

701
00:36:32,560 --> 00:36:35,160
Speaker 1: sugar free vanilla Stevia that I can put in. It

702
00:36:35,200 --> 00:36:37,920
Speaker 1: doesn't taste the same. I don't know what it is.

703
00:36:38,040 --> 00:36:40,239
Speaker 1: And um, well, I think there's a lot of things.

704
00:36:40,280 --> 00:36:43,920
Speaker 1: One we like to pay for things because then what

705
00:36:44,160 --> 00:36:46,440
Speaker 1: is that? I don't know. I don't know what it is,

706
00:36:46,520 --> 00:36:48,799
Speaker 1: but God do we feel good when we when we

707
00:36:48,880 --> 00:36:52,960
Speaker 1: pay too much for an item. I love like I

708
00:36:53,000 --> 00:36:56,560
Speaker 1: love spending money. I really it gives me something, especially

709
00:36:56,600 --> 00:36:58,919
Speaker 1: on other people. I like. I like paying full price

710
00:36:58,960 --> 00:37:02,640
Speaker 1: for something when it's like, you know, during the pandemic,

711
00:37:02,640 --> 00:37:05,799
Speaker 1: when my apartment that was paying and if you haven't

712
00:37:05,840 --> 00:37:07,920
Speaker 1: heard this number before, I just I'm not trying to brag.

713
00:37:07,960 --> 00:37:10,360
Speaker 1: I got an apartment for seventy a month because I

714
00:37:10,360 --> 00:37:13,600
Speaker 1: was balling. I had never was double what I ever

715
00:37:13,680 --> 00:37:16,399
Speaker 1: paid in my life for department and I never lived

716
00:37:16,440 --> 00:37:19,279
Speaker 1: in it, and I'd pay a month for eleven months.

717
00:37:19,280 --> 00:37:21,160
Speaker 1: I got out of it in the last month. For

718
00:37:21,239 --> 00:37:23,160
Speaker 1: eleven months I spent that and I never spent foot

719
00:37:23,200 --> 00:37:26,480
Speaker 1: in that apartment. I many people were saying, don't pay it,

720
00:37:26,680 --> 00:37:29,640
Speaker 1: just fight this. There's probably way to finagle out of this.

721
00:37:30,200 --> 00:37:32,279
Speaker 1: And I felt good that I signed a lease and

722
00:37:32,320 --> 00:37:34,279
Speaker 1: said I'm going to do this, and I stood by

723
00:37:34,280 --> 00:37:36,719
Speaker 1: my word. And I was telling Chris that the other day,

724
00:37:36,719 --> 00:37:39,080
Speaker 1: and he was like, it was probably like a like

725
00:37:39,120 --> 00:37:41,439
Speaker 1: a fucking hedge fund that owned your building. Like you're

726
00:37:41,480 --> 00:37:43,960
Speaker 1: just like giving money to these like criminals. Like it's

727
00:37:44,000 --> 00:37:46,520
Speaker 1: not like if it was like you know, a guy

728
00:37:46,640 --> 00:37:51,919
Speaker 1: named gno him who like owned the building. But it's

729
00:37:52,000 --> 00:37:58,840
Speaker 1: not that it's like this is this is Sterling Holdings LS,

730
00:37:59,360 --> 00:38:00,800
Speaker 1: you know what I mean? It this is not the

731
00:38:01,000 --> 00:38:03,799
Speaker 1: shell of a company that I actually killed. There is

732
00:38:03,880 --> 00:38:06,839
Speaker 1: something I like about when I say I'm gonna pay something,

733
00:38:06,920 --> 00:38:10,040
Speaker 1: I'm going to pay it. Yeah, for sure. I think though,

734
00:38:10,080 --> 00:38:12,560
Speaker 1: like with Starbucks. One of the efficiency it's like if

735
00:38:12,600 --> 00:38:14,759
Speaker 1: you had a drug dealer, right, because the coffee is

736
00:38:14,760 --> 00:38:18,279
Speaker 1: a drug, and you call your drug dealer and he's like, dude,

737
00:38:18,280 --> 00:38:20,560
Speaker 1: i'll get that act like two days from now. Oh,

738
00:38:20,560 --> 00:38:22,239
Speaker 1: you wouldn't keep that drug dealing. You wouldn't keep that

739
00:38:22,320 --> 00:38:24,640
Speaker 1: drug or would you have the drug dealer? You spend

740
00:38:24,640 --> 00:38:27,279
Speaker 1: twice as much and you go, oh, you're outside, all right,

741
00:38:27,280 --> 00:38:29,120
Speaker 1: how did you even know how it's ordering? Yep, that's

742
00:38:29,120 --> 00:38:32,800
Speaker 1: what it is. It's efficient. Smile and yeah, there's some

743
00:38:32,880 --> 00:38:35,640
Speaker 1: nice people's Starbucks that we go to. There's a couple

744
00:38:35,640 --> 00:38:39,320
Speaker 1: of people that work there that are the nicest. You know.

745
00:38:39,360 --> 00:38:42,040
Speaker 1: I'm on the Starbucks Reddit and Starbucks is big about

746
00:38:42,080 --> 00:38:43,799
Speaker 1: their partners is what they call them. They don't call

747
00:38:43,840 --> 00:38:47,279
Speaker 1: them like employees. Their partners being having like interactions, looking

748
00:38:47,320 --> 00:38:49,880
Speaker 1: people in the eye, and I say, funck that so

749
00:38:50,000 --> 00:38:52,920
Speaker 1: I would have so much rude behavior, you fucking do you?

750
00:38:53,239 --> 00:38:55,279
Speaker 1: But I will say that Starbucks and boys are better

751
00:38:55,360 --> 00:39:00,400
Speaker 1: at ignoring, waiting little like harping customers, little Karen's circling

752
00:39:00,400 --> 00:39:03,239
Speaker 1: around the bar. They're better at acting like you don't

753
00:39:03,360 --> 00:39:07,640
Speaker 1: you're not there. Then you know Delta employees, and those

754
00:39:07,640 --> 00:39:09,960
Speaker 1: are the two that are so good at having a

755
00:39:10,000 --> 00:39:12,839
Speaker 1: conversation with the person they're dealing with or like working on.

756
00:39:13,200 --> 00:39:15,759
Speaker 1: And they have no property. They have horse blinders on

757
00:39:15,960 --> 00:39:18,960
Speaker 1: their grade at it. You gotta go to Break, Yeah,

758
00:39:19,000 --> 00:39:21,760
Speaker 1: it's just to the double line is the out orders

759
00:39:22,320 --> 00:39:28,000
Speaker 1: and the people in store orders. Any Starbucks employs out there,

760
00:39:28,360 --> 00:39:30,239
Speaker 1: I want to have one on as a guest. And really,

761
00:39:30,280 --> 00:39:32,720
Speaker 1: if you worked at Starbucks for a lot of time

762
00:39:32,760 --> 00:39:34,920
Speaker 1: and you have a lot of thoughts about it, please

763
00:39:35,360 --> 00:39:37,480
Speaker 1: send us a d M and we might feature you

764
00:39:37,520 --> 00:39:39,759
Speaker 1: on the show. That is the one thing I really want. Um,

765
00:39:39,760 --> 00:39:41,640
Speaker 1: we gotta go to Break? Are we gonna come back with?

766
00:39:41,800 --> 00:39:45,719
Speaker 1: We'll come back with Why do I care? All right?

767
00:39:47,120 --> 00:39:49,759
Speaker 1: Why do I care? Why do I care? All Right?

768
00:39:49,920 --> 00:39:53,120
Speaker 1: So I'm gonna skip the whole slap and I'm going

769
00:39:53,160 --> 00:39:56,600
Speaker 1: to go to Bob Saget was confusingly left out of

770
00:39:56,600 --> 00:39:59,920
Speaker 1: the in Memorium segment where the oscars on Sun Nowhere

771
00:40:00,360 --> 00:40:03,120
Speaker 1: talk about a slap in the face. Oh my god,

772
00:40:04,239 --> 00:40:08,480
Speaker 1: or hit in the head. Um, holy shit, I did

773
00:40:08,480 --> 00:40:12,920
Speaker 1: not know that. Um, you know what that is? That

774
00:40:13,040 --> 00:40:16,440
Speaker 1: is insane because he was never in a movie. Was no,

775
00:40:16,560 --> 00:40:18,480
Speaker 1: he was in He was in a ton of movies

776
00:40:18,520 --> 00:40:20,880
Speaker 1: and he was all you know, let's talk about half Baked.

777
00:40:21,520 --> 00:40:24,840
Speaker 1: One of the best cameos ever. He was an Oscar

778
00:40:24,840 --> 00:40:30,080
Speaker 1: winner apparently a Student Academy award in ninety seven for

779
00:40:30,239 --> 00:40:34,480
Speaker 1: his black and white documentary Through Adam's Eyes. Okay, that

780
00:40:34,719 --> 00:40:38,319
Speaker 1: is really they better get him next time. Are you

781
00:40:38,360 --> 00:40:42,040
Speaker 1: allowed to throw them the next time? They should? That

782
00:40:42,200 --> 00:40:46,560
Speaker 1: is they owe they own an apology. That is insane. Um,

783
00:40:46,600 --> 00:40:49,319
Speaker 1: I mean did the freaking oscars getting concoct And I

784
00:40:49,320 --> 00:40:51,840
Speaker 1: got really upset about Bob Saget all over again the

785
00:40:51,880 --> 00:40:54,799
Speaker 1: other day, like it just like um just you know,

786
00:40:55,040 --> 00:40:57,520
Speaker 1: reports keep going out about what could have happened to him,

787
00:40:57,560 --> 00:40:59,880
Speaker 1: and you know, the corner said, it's probably not some

788
00:41:00,000 --> 00:41:03,200
Speaker 1: thing that happened in the bathroom because there are so

789
00:41:03,239 --> 00:41:05,160
Speaker 1: many if he hit his head on heart surfaces, there

790
00:41:05,160 --> 00:41:06,959
Speaker 1: would have been blood, there would have been broken skin

791
00:41:07,080 --> 00:41:11,239
Speaker 1: because of how badly he was hit. And there was

792
00:41:11,280 --> 00:41:13,759
Speaker 1: a picture of the bed where they found him after

793
00:41:13,800 --> 00:41:15,600
Speaker 1: they had taken him off the bed that has his

794
00:41:15,640 --> 00:41:17,799
Speaker 1: imprint in it, and as all of his like has

795
00:41:17,880 --> 00:41:21,480
Speaker 1: his um you know, ear air pods, it has his

796
00:41:21,880 --> 00:41:24,560
Speaker 1: phone and has all those things on the side table,

797
00:41:25,000 --> 00:41:27,040
Speaker 1: which really did make me go, Okay, I need to

798
00:41:27,080 --> 00:41:30,200
Speaker 1: start having a more organized room just in case I

799
00:41:30,239 --> 00:41:32,160
Speaker 1: don't wake up and people it ends up on daily

800
00:41:32,160 --> 00:41:34,680
Speaker 1: mail because it was such a cute little like assortment.

801
00:41:34,680 --> 00:41:36,319
Speaker 1: You could just tell you it was ready for bed.

802
00:41:36,520 --> 00:41:39,520
Speaker 1: You can see the the part on the pillow where

803
00:41:39,520 --> 00:41:43,440
Speaker 1: his head was, but the headboard was padded, and perhaps

804
00:41:43,520 --> 00:41:45,960
Speaker 1: people think that he hit something very hard padded and

805
00:41:46,040 --> 00:41:49,840
Speaker 1: didn't think of how you know, damaging it could have

806
00:41:49,840 --> 00:41:52,239
Speaker 1: been because it was padded. But also the front of

807
00:41:52,280 --> 00:41:55,480
Speaker 1: his head was hurt too, So I'm I'm very confused

808
00:41:55,520 --> 00:42:00,560
Speaker 1: by all of it. And the drummer for Food Fighters,

809
00:42:00,600 --> 00:42:02,960
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I mean that was for some reason that

810
00:42:03,680 --> 00:42:08,160
Speaker 1: even though I can't really need, he had energy to him.

811
00:42:08,520 --> 00:42:12,600
Speaker 1: Taylor Hawkins guy smiling years old. Dude, I don't know

812
00:42:12,640 --> 00:42:15,279
Speaker 1: why I got so fucking sad from him dying, dude,

813
00:42:15,320 --> 00:42:18,600
Speaker 1: because I don't know, like it's someone I saw a

814
00:42:18,640 --> 00:42:20,719
Speaker 1: lot of people that didn't really know him got sad

815
00:42:21,120 --> 00:42:23,000
Speaker 1: it was weird. It was a weird. It was a

816
00:42:23,040 --> 00:42:25,640
Speaker 1: weird death of me being like, I don't know why,

817
00:42:25,640 --> 00:42:28,840
Speaker 1: but that guy seems so fucking genuine and so positive,

818
00:42:28,880 --> 00:42:31,680
Speaker 1: and then you write a song about it. Yeah, I

819
00:42:31,680 --> 00:42:34,120
Speaker 1: wrote this song. Do you want to hear the lyrics? Taylor?

820
00:42:36,120 --> 00:42:38,680
Speaker 1: Why the fund? Did you have to do ten different

821
00:42:38,680 --> 00:42:42,040
Speaker 1: substances at once? But you still fucking rock and roll?

822
00:42:42,080 --> 00:42:44,080
Speaker 1: Do you ever die? They're gonna find ten different sauces

823
00:42:44,160 --> 00:42:52,239
Speaker 1: than your body. I went to so funny saying I

824
00:42:52,280 --> 00:42:53,960
Speaker 1: went to the high Point. Have you ever been there?

825
00:42:54,239 --> 00:42:58,960
Speaker 1: It's a very fam and I put more sauces in

826
00:42:59,080 --> 00:43:02,720
Speaker 1: one and I liked them. You know, a suicide, Oh jeez,

827
00:43:03,560 --> 00:43:07,480
Speaker 1: that's how I wanted. Well, it was like Sarata mayo,

828
00:43:07,960 --> 00:43:13,560
Speaker 1: honey mustard, mayonnaise, catch up and just get biggarnails. Everything

829
00:43:13,640 --> 00:43:17,239
Speaker 1: was he was there any substances in his body when

830
00:43:17,239 --> 00:43:21,040
Speaker 1: he passed. We found up to twelve sauces, including the

831
00:43:21,160 --> 00:43:23,960
Speaker 1: Polynesian mustard that was from Chick fil A and he

832
00:43:24,000 --> 00:43:29,040
Speaker 1: was eating at actually died because so we don't know

833
00:43:29,160 --> 00:43:33,520
Speaker 1: how Yeah, oh yeah, you're gonna have a you know what,

834
00:43:33,600 --> 00:43:37,080
Speaker 1: they find plastic now in our blood? Like classic particles

835
00:43:37,160 --> 00:43:40,080
Speaker 1: like like a whale. You have you probably have like

836
00:43:40,160 --> 00:43:43,000
Speaker 1: hay fucking yeah, they know, like a shark. When they

837
00:43:43,000 --> 00:43:46,480
Speaker 1: got open it, you're like a like a not a

838
00:43:46,520 --> 00:43:49,360
Speaker 1: license plate. Put the license plate like border, that's plastic.

839
00:43:50,280 --> 00:43:54,920
Speaker 1: There's gonna be unopened Polynesian sauces, Starbucks cups. Oh that's

840
00:43:54,920 --> 00:44:02,799
Speaker 1: where they all went. A fishing net, a t just

841
00:44:02,920 --> 00:44:05,360
Speaker 1: like random ship. I mean, there have got to be

842
00:44:05,480 --> 00:44:07,879
Speaker 1: things inside you that haven't made their way out yet.

843
00:44:07,920 --> 00:44:12,000
Speaker 1: You have a fingernail, Oh yeah, like just a little

844
00:44:12,560 --> 00:44:15,040
Speaker 1: little ball of things, not a little I'm talking to

845
00:44:15,080 --> 00:44:19,080
Speaker 1: a full on grown adult. Yeah, making your their way

846
00:44:19,080 --> 00:44:22,440
Speaker 1: through this probably caused your fissures. Those nails slicing you

847
00:44:22,480 --> 00:44:29,560
Speaker 1: on the way out. Nails Oh yeah, where you spit

848
00:44:29,600 --> 00:44:33,640
Speaker 1: them out you swallow? Depends Yeah, depends on if I

849
00:44:34,320 --> 00:44:37,719
Speaker 1: little depends on if it has sauce underneath, like crusted

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00:44:37,719 --> 00:44:41,520
Speaker 1: on it, a little ballop um. All right, let's get

851
00:44:41,560 --> 00:44:45,080
Speaker 1: to Monday's segment, Top one, Bottom one, where we pick

852
00:44:45,160 --> 00:44:48,280
Speaker 1: the top one and the bottom thing of a certain category.

853
00:44:48,480 --> 00:44:52,359
Speaker 1: Today's category is um modeled after what happened last night

854
00:44:52,360 --> 00:44:54,880
Speaker 1: at Oscars. Noah, what is it? So it's the best

855
00:44:55,120 --> 00:44:57,479
Speaker 1: and worst or like the top one bottom one take

856
00:44:57,719 --> 00:45:01,840
Speaker 1: of the Chris Rock Will Smith lap heard around the world. Yes,

857
00:45:02,200 --> 00:45:05,640
Speaker 1: that is um. I love that. We initially said tweets,

858
00:45:05,640 --> 00:45:08,240
Speaker 1: but we're gonna do takes. Um, let's start with the best.

859
00:45:08,600 --> 00:45:12,040
Speaker 1: I'm going to share mine first. This is from Christa Stefanel,

860
00:45:12,520 --> 00:45:15,680
Speaker 1: one of the funniest comics ever. If you don't follow him,

861
00:45:15,800 --> 00:45:20,359
Speaker 1: he's Chris D Comedy on Twitter and uh, I think

862
00:45:20,520 --> 00:45:24,319
Speaker 1: on Instagram Chris D Comedy and he's he's just one

863
00:45:24,360 --> 00:45:26,120
Speaker 1: of the funniest guys ever. And this is his take.

864
00:45:27,120 --> 00:45:29,759
Speaker 1: Once was this his anxiety Tuesday? Yes, this is he

865
00:45:29,880 --> 00:45:32,239
Speaker 1: does anxiety Tuesdays, but they're never on Tuesday, and they're

866
00:45:32,280 --> 00:45:35,319
Speaker 1: just him talking really fast and it's hilarious. And this

867
00:45:35,400 --> 00:45:37,800
Speaker 1: is truly all that needs to be said about what happened.

868
00:45:38,239 --> 00:45:41,200
Speaker 1: I am on Chris Rock side. I mean, really, you're

869
00:45:41,200 --> 00:45:43,759
Speaker 1: gonna slap a guy over a freaking g I Jane joke.

870
00:45:43,880 --> 00:45:46,719
Speaker 1: I don't care what happened in your life before that.

871
00:45:46,800 --> 00:45:48,840
Speaker 1: So he's making fun of Will Smith and j to

872
00:45:48,880 --> 00:45:51,160
Speaker 1: Pickett Smith's relationship for a long time. It's like, because

873
00:45:51,160 --> 00:45:53,319
Speaker 1: it's toxic. You can obviously see it's toxic. I mean,

874
00:45:53,320 --> 00:45:55,319
Speaker 1: she publicly says she cheats on you all the time,

875
00:45:55,320 --> 00:45:57,759
Speaker 1: and Will Smith's obviously the k which is fine. Just

876
00:45:57,920 --> 00:46:00,200
Speaker 1: come out and be free, be open, be gay, be happy.

877
00:46:00,280 --> 00:46:03,120
Speaker 1: I mean it's literally the most toxic relationship I've ever

878
00:46:03,200 --> 00:46:06,520
Speaker 1: seen a life. That's coming for me, so I'm telling you.

879
00:46:06,640 --> 00:46:09,120
Speaker 1: I mean, the fact of the matter is, this is

880
00:46:09,400 --> 00:46:13,839
Speaker 1: the narcissism in the oscars. He is disgusting. Why we're

881
00:46:13,880 --> 00:46:17,399
Speaker 1: still glorifying act as an actasist is beyond me. I mean, dude,

882
00:46:17,600 --> 00:46:20,600
Speaker 1: a hundred years ago, the people would honor kill themselves

883
00:46:20,600 --> 00:46:22,520
Speaker 1: and their families if their kids came out and said

884
00:46:22,520 --> 00:46:25,160
Speaker 1: they were actors. I mean, it's some ship. I believe

885
00:46:25,160 --> 00:46:27,080
Speaker 1: there's someone else. I'm supposed to give you a million dollars.

886
00:46:27,200 --> 00:46:29,680
Speaker 1: Fuck you, I mean, what are you talking about? I

887
00:46:29,680 --> 00:46:31,719
Speaker 1: hate it all. I do have an auditional later, so

888
00:46:31,840 --> 00:46:39,640
Speaker 1: fingers crossed, I get it, and um, I just want

889
00:46:39,680 --> 00:46:42,360
Speaker 1: to say a couple of things about that. Uh yeah,

890
00:46:42,440 --> 00:46:44,400
Speaker 1: I mean I I had a bunch of tweets last night.

891
00:46:44,480 --> 00:46:46,560
Speaker 1: I actually got called this or I got I woke

892
00:46:46,640 --> 00:46:50,520
Speaker 1: up this morning like really famished and like I think

893
00:46:50,520 --> 00:46:53,360
Speaker 1: I got like Legionnaire's disease at my hotel this weekend.

894
00:46:53,360 --> 00:46:54,719
Speaker 1: So I was like, you know, you wake up with

895
00:46:54,880 --> 00:46:58,720
Speaker 1: coughing violently and I look at my phone it's six am,

896
00:46:58,960 --> 00:47:03,600
Speaker 1: and babui. Gary del About texted me being like, hey,

897
00:47:04,040 --> 00:47:07,040
Speaker 1: any chance you could call in uh to Howard today

898
00:47:07,160 --> 00:47:10,399
Speaker 1: and um and and we want to talk about Chris

899
00:47:10,440 --> 00:47:13,320
Speaker 1: rock thing and so Gary called me on the list

900
00:47:13,320 --> 00:47:17,879
Speaker 1: of comedians that they want to hear. Yeah, it was nice. Well,

901
00:47:17,920 --> 00:47:20,000
Speaker 1: someone said like, I'm not gonna say what someone time,

902
00:47:20,040 --> 00:47:22,560
Speaker 1: it doesn't matter, no, no, no no, I'll tell you but

903
00:47:27,880 --> 00:47:33,560
Speaker 1: Guitarsh and so Andrew, so uh, I gotta be honest though,

904
00:47:33,600 --> 00:47:35,759
Speaker 1: I was just like I don't want to do this

905
00:47:35,880 --> 00:47:39,520
Speaker 1: because I last night I was tweeting a lot and

906
00:47:39,560 --> 00:47:42,320
Speaker 1: there were a lot of people going like, white people,

907
00:47:42,880 --> 00:47:46,040
Speaker 1: you need to set this one out and like, oh,

908
00:47:46,360 --> 00:47:48,520
Speaker 1: like you just don't want to have a bad take

909
00:47:48,600 --> 00:47:53,000
Speaker 1: that paints you like as just a Karen or like

910
00:47:53,040 --> 00:47:55,040
Speaker 1: making A lot of people were like, great job making

911
00:47:55,040 --> 00:47:56,960
Speaker 1: this about you, Nikki, And I'm like, how was I

912
00:47:57,040 --> 00:47:59,680
Speaker 1: making it about me? To compare this to the Weinstein thing?

913
00:48:00,000 --> 00:48:01,960
Speaker 1: And yes I did compare it to the Weinstein thing

914
00:48:02,239 --> 00:48:04,440
Speaker 1: because my point and I told this on Howard, So

915
00:48:04,480 --> 00:48:07,040
Speaker 1: I called into Howard. Howard was so sweet. Him and

916
00:48:07,080 --> 00:48:09,120
Speaker 1: Robin were great. I even said the thing about, you

917
00:48:09,160 --> 00:48:11,200
Speaker 1: know a lot of people on Twitter saying white people

918
00:48:11,239 --> 00:48:13,400
Speaker 1: need to see this one out, and Robin was like, oh,

919
00:48:13,440 --> 00:48:15,799
Speaker 1: give me a break, you know, like she even was

920
00:48:15,840 --> 00:48:18,200
Speaker 1: like and that was nice to hear, but I do

921
00:48:18,840 --> 00:48:21,360
Speaker 1: I when I hear that, When I see that, I go, Okay,

922
00:48:21,360 --> 00:48:23,520
Speaker 1: what's going on here? Like I need to maybe take

923
00:48:23,520 --> 00:48:25,960
Speaker 1: a step back because I'm not the one to tell

924
00:48:27,080 --> 00:48:29,319
Speaker 1: white people that. I'm not the one to tell me

925
00:48:29,360 --> 00:48:30,759
Speaker 1: when I need to sit down. It's going to be

926
00:48:30,800 --> 00:48:34,919
Speaker 1: someone who's not me. So um. What I said, though,

927
00:48:35,120 --> 00:48:39,480
Speaker 1: was that Ashley Hustletine had just written a tweet that

928
00:48:39,520 --> 00:48:42,399
Speaker 1: said something like, we just watched an entire room of people,

929
00:48:42,480 --> 00:48:45,200
Speaker 1: the entire room of people just watch someone punched last

930
00:48:45,280 --> 00:48:47,719
Speaker 1: someone in the face, sit back down, and now he

931
00:48:47,840 --> 00:48:50,080
Speaker 1: is on stage and they're giving him a standing ovation.

932
00:48:50,600 --> 00:48:53,640
Speaker 1: And then I just wrote in quotes you know above that,

933
00:48:53,719 --> 00:48:56,239
Speaker 1: and I said, how did Weinstein get away with it

934
00:48:56,280 --> 00:48:59,279
Speaker 1: for so long? Because that's everyone's question of like everyone knew,

935
00:48:59,360 --> 00:49:02,040
Speaker 1: not everyone's, but people whenever something like this comes out,

936
00:49:02,360 --> 00:49:04,799
Speaker 1: people knew how did it get away with We just

937
00:49:04,920 --> 00:49:08,640
Speaker 1: witnessed a room of people with their own eyes saw

938
00:49:08,680 --> 00:49:12,080
Speaker 1: it happen. This isn't this isn't speculation. This isn't like

939
00:49:13,800 --> 00:49:16,680
Speaker 1: eye witness reports passed down. This is they all witnessed it.

940
00:49:17,000 --> 00:49:21,440
Speaker 1: And then I no one in that room. I felt

941
00:49:21,560 --> 00:49:25,960
Speaker 1: everyone just got on board and we're like it was crazy.

942
00:49:26,160 --> 00:49:29,680
Speaker 1: It was the most in denial thing was. It just

943
00:49:29,680 --> 00:49:34,960
Speaker 1: shows you the power of celebrity. If it were switched,

944
00:49:35,040 --> 00:49:38,480
Speaker 1: if Chris Rock had been the one to punch Will Smith,

945
00:49:38,600 --> 00:49:41,040
Speaker 1: he would have been pulled out. It's about Will Smith

946
00:49:41,120 --> 00:49:44,120
Speaker 1: was more famous, and it's and you know even Andrew

947
00:49:44,160 --> 00:49:46,239
Speaker 1: this morning goes. Can you imagine if Bradley Cooper would

948
00:49:46,280 --> 00:49:48,160
Speaker 1: have punched Chris Rock, if the response and I said

949
00:49:48,160 --> 00:49:49,799
Speaker 1: it would have been the same, he would have gotten

950
00:49:49,800 --> 00:49:51,359
Speaker 1: away with it. Yes, there would have been a more

951
00:49:51,440 --> 00:49:53,480
Speaker 1: of an eras thing on the other side of it.

952
00:49:53,800 --> 00:49:56,359
Speaker 1: But in that moment in that room, which is what

953
00:49:56,400 --> 00:50:00,520
Speaker 1: we which is what happens immediately following an assault, is

954
00:50:00,560 --> 00:50:04,000
Speaker 1: what it's the legal thing like that. We just saw

955
00:50:04,040 --> 00:50:05,960
Speaker 1: what happened. They let him get away with it. Producers

956
00:50:05,960 --> 00:50:08,560
Speaker 1: didn't pull him off set. There wasn't like a Jerry Springer,

957
00:50:08,920 --> 00:50:12,239
Speaker 1: you know that guy come up. Bradley Cooper would have

958
00:50:12,239 --> 00:50:14,440
Speaker 1: been allowed to because Bradley Cooper is more famous than

959
00:50:14,520 --> 00:50:18,520
Speaker 1: Chris Rockley. It becomes about fame and power and money,

960
00:50:18,680 --> 00:50:23,720
Speaker 1: and that was so disgusting. Rock now has to slap

961
00:50:23,760 --> 00:50:27,160
Speaker 1: someone less famous than him, and about fifteen people I'm

962
00:50:27,200 --> 00:50:31,000
Speaker 1: going to be getting punched in the fame I know,

963
00:50:32,000 --> 00:50:33,560
Speaker 1: coming up in the ranks. I like that about you

964
00:50:33,840 --> 00:50:36,160
Speaker 1: put yourself. Hey, that was early in the morning, you

965
00:50:36,200 --> 00:50:41,200
Speaker 1: know me my last I just want to take a

966
00:50:41,280 --> 00:50:44,600
Speaker 1: couple more that I just want to say, is that

967
00:50:45,239 --> 00:50:48,560
Speaker 1: also Will Smith is going through a Kanye thing. We

968
00:50:48,600 --> 00:50:50,560
Speaker 1: have a lot of empathy for Kanye, and I want

969
00:50:50,560 --> 00:50:52,480
Speaker 1: to have empathy for Will Smith too, because he is

970
00:50:52,520 --> 00:50:54,400
Speaker 1: not in the right state of mind to go so

971
00:50:54,480 --> 00:50:56,680
Speaker 1: quickly from having so much fun and laughing at the

972
00:50:56,800 --> 00:50:59,799
Speaker 1: very joke that you then punched someone over and everyone's going,

973
00:50:59,800 --> 00:51:02,080
Speaker 1: why is that an excuse that that he was laughing

974
00:51:02,120 --> 00:51:04,440
Speaker 1: at first? You can take a while to get get

975
00:51:04,520 --> 00:51:06,680
Speaker 1: hurt by something. Just because you are laughing at a

976
00:51:06,719 --> 00:51:08,880
Speaker 1: joke doesn't mean that it can't hurt you later on.

977
00:51:08,920 --> 00:51:10,640
Speaker 1: And I get that I've laughed at things at first that,

978
00:51:10,680 --> 00:51:12,400
Speaker 1: I'm like, oh wait, I didn't want to laugh at that.

979
00:51:13,080 --> 00:51:15,840
Speaker 1: It was just it was a knee jerk response. You

980
00:51:15,840 --> 00:51:18,799
Speaker 1: know when you trip on something and you get embarrassed

981
00:51:18,880 --> 00:51:21,560
Speaker 1: and you like start yelling, you get really angry. That

982
00:51:21,640 --> 00:51:23,799
Speaker 1: was what Will did. He got a look from his

983
00:51:23,880 --> 00:51:28,600
Speaker 1: wife and he just it was all he I have

984
00:51:28,719 --> 00:51:31,680
Speaker 1: empathy for Will Smith in that moment. He had anger issues.

985
00:51:31,960 --> 00:51:34,239
Speaker 1: He is seriously struggling. And then when you watched him

986
00:51:34,280 --> 00:51:36,840
Speaker 1: get up and give that speech when he won for

987
00:51:36,880 --> 00:51:39,359
Speaker 1: Best Actor, if you look at it just a still

988
00:51:39,440 --> 00:51:42,319
Speaker 1: image from that and you saw that outside of this

989
00:51:42,480 --> 00:51:46,879
Speaker 1: context of him winning, you would say that man is very,

990
00:51:47,040 --> 00:51:49,640
Speaker 1: very upset and sad right now. That that was not

991
00:51:49,719 --> 00:51:52,040
Speaker 1: a joyous moment for him at all. He ruined his

992
00:51:52,080 --> 00:51:55,920
Speaker 1: own moment. I really feel sad for him because that

993
00:51:56,000 --> 00:51:58,279
Speaker 1: was not the reaction of someone that is healthy in

994
00:51:58,320 --> 00:52:01,839
Speaker 1: the mind. And so I don't like how Hollywood handled it.

995
00:52:02,320 --> 00:52:04,640
Speaker 1: But I do have empathy for Will Smith in that,

996
00:52:04,760 --> 00:52:07,320
Speaker 1: in that circumstance, because anger got the best of him

997
00:52:07,480 --> 00:52:10,480
Speaker 1: and he is not well. He's not and I wouldn't

998
00:52:10,520 --> 00:52:12,279
Speaker 1: surprise me if he goes to therapy later or to

999
00:52:12,480 --> 00:52:17,040
Speaker 1: rehab either today or later this week. Um, sorry, I

1000
00:52:17,080 --> 00:52:20,640
Speaker 1: just wanted to get my kind I'm just like thinking,

1001
00:52:21,280 --> 00:52:24,799
Speaker 1: you know, obviously his relationship has been in the news

1002
00:52:24,840 --> 00:52:27,960
Speaker 1: a lot about her she you know, they're an open relationship,

1003
00:52:28,520 --> 00:52:30,040
Speaker 1: and that's what that was a lot of people's tweet

1004
00:52:30,040 --> 00:52:31,960
Speaker 1: they're like, oh, you're mad about a joke, but not

1005
00:52:32,080 --> 00:52:35,000
Speaker 1: her fucking other people, which I don't think those are connected,

1006
00:52:35,480 --> 00:52:37,640
Speaker 1: but it's a good joke. I liked. Ian had a

1007
00:52:37,680 --> 00:52:39,759
Speaker 1: joke that was like he can he lets his wife

1008
00:52:39,840 --> 00:52:41,520
Speaker 1: take a dick, but he can't take a joke or

1009
00:52:41,520 --> 00:52:43,840
Speaker 1: something like. I thought it was a good take. My

1010
00:52:44,000 --> 00:52:47,359
Speaker 1: point clearly relationship open relationships are so healthy and I'm

1011
00:52:47,600 --> 00:52:52,719
Speaker 1: I'm an advocate for open relationships. Had relationship that's good. Um,

1012
00:52:52,840 --> 00:52:56,680
Speaker 1: what was your favorite take on Just your Own No Cigar?

1013
00:52:57,000 --> 00:52:58,680
Speaker 1: Just I just read one. I mean he went a

1014
00:52:58,680 --> 00:53:03,719
Speaker 1: little uh G love it. It just came up on

1015
00:53:03,840 --> 00:53:07,080
Speaker 1: my thing while I was for um, he said, fuck

1016
00:53:07,120 --> 00:53:10,480
Speaker 1: Will Smiths. This is simpler to what your point was

1017
00:53:10,520 --> 00:53:15,560
Speaker 1: about empathizing with him. Funck Will Smith's candy ass smacking

1018
00:53:15,600 --> 00:53:18,440
Speaker 1: a dude four and his shorter and fifty pounds later,

1019
00:53:18,719 --> 00:53:21,560
Speaker 1: He's just in his feelings because his bald headed bitch

1020
00:53:22,040 --> 00:53:25,480
Speaker 1: been fucking around on him for years and he takes it.

1021
00:53:25,760 --> 00:53:29,560
Speaker 1: We all know who he wishes he could slap. Hashtag

1022
00:53:29,640 --> 00:53:33,359
Speaker 1: cock will Wow. I'm not saying wow in a real way,

1023
00:53:33,400 --> 00:53:36,120
Speaker 1: but that is I'm impressed by that. Like I was

1024
00:53:36,200 --> 00:53:39,280
Speaker 1: on edge last night tweeting because I was so scared

1025
00:53:39,320 --> 00:53:40,640
Speaker 1: that I was gonna say anything wrong that was gonna

1026
00:53:40,680 --> 00:53:43,040
Speaker 1: get me canceled. I erased my I told Sturet I

1027
00:53:43,080 --> 00:53:46,040
Speaker 1: erased my wine Stein tweet because so many people were

1028
00:53:46,040 --> 00:53:49,720
Speaker 1: going like, we're and I go, how am I making

1029
00:53:49,719 --> 00:53:52,200
Speaker 1: this about myself? Why is why? That's not about I

1030
00:53:52,239 --> 00:53:54,200
Speaker 1: haven't been raped. I'm not, And I'm not saying that

1031
00:53:54,320 --> 00:53:56,640
Speaker 1: rape and slapping someone is the same thing. Who would

1032
00:53:56,640 --> 00:54:01,840
Speaker 1: ever think that it's about ignoring bad behavior? And Howard

1033
00:54:01,920 --> 00:54:04,560
Speaker 1: I was really happy read my tweet today when I

1034
00:54:04,600 --> 00:54:06,279
Speaker 1: was on with him and he said, you know, I

1035
00:54:06,360 --> 00:54:10,680
Speaker 1: loved this one from Nikki and this was my take

1036
00:54:10,760 --> 00:54:15,200
Speaker 1: that um And I was like texting with Chris as

1037
00:54:15,239 --> 00:54:18,319
Speaker 1: this was happening. And Chris actually really helped me form

1038
00:54:18,320 --> 00:54:19,799
Speaker 1: a lot of these opinions and was the first to

1039
00:54:19,840 --> 00:54:20,960
Speaker 1: like kind of put them in my head. So I

1040
00:54:20,960 --> 00:54:23,200
Speaker 1: want to give him credit, but I said Tonight's Oscar

1041
00:54:23,239 --> 00:54:25,680
Speaker 1: has proved that Hollywood is alive and well, still doing

1042
00:54:25,760 --> 00:54:29,359
Speaker 1: what it does best, protecting and celebrating disgusting behavior. And

1043
00:54:29,400 --> 00:54:31,440
Speaker 1: that really because there's this whole thing of like, is

1044
00:54:31,480 --> 00:54:35,480
Speaker 1: Hollywood over, movies over, and it's like now everything's fun.

1045
00:54:35,600 --> 00:54:37,839
Speaker 1: Like we saw it. We saw it in live time

1046
00:54:37,960 --> 00:54:43,520
Speaker 1: like lifetime, and it was just it. This is the

1047
00:54:43,560 --> 00:54:47,920
Speaker 1: guy Will Smith who you know, has a you know, celebrity.

1048
00:54:47,920 --> 00:54:49,680
Speaker 1: I got at one point where it's like he has

1049
00:54:49,719 --> 00:54:52,640
Speaker 1: a movie and they're bragging about the trailers they recommend,

1050
00:54:52,680 --> 00:54:55,160
Speaker 1: and he's like he would have an indoor basketball court

1051
00:54:55,200 --> 00:54:57,399
Speaker 1: in his trailer. I used one of his trailers all

1052
00:54:57,440 --> 00:55:00,719
Speaker 1: time indoor basketball arter. No no, I. It was really

1053
00:55:00,800 --> 00:55:02,520
Speaker 1: nice and they were like Will Smith has used this,

1054
00:55:02,560 --> 00:55:07,359
Speaker 1: and it was like, oh, that's got the Will still Smith. Yeah.

1055
00:55:07,400 --> 00:55:09,000
Speaker 1: I'm just saying that there's a guy that hasn't been

1056
00:55:09,120 --> 00:55:13,319
Speaker 1: told no. Probably was so stupid too. I guess what

1057
00:55:13,560 --> 00:55:16,880
Speaker 1: he didn't know she had alopecia. Gave me a fucking break.

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00:55:17,239 --> 00:55:21,280
Speaker 1: Chris Rock isn't gonna make a joke about someone. People

1059
00:55:21,320 --> 00:55:25,160
Speaker 1: are so stupid if they think comedians purposely take something

1060
00:55:25,239 --> 00:55:27,719
Speaker 1: that is like a really sensitive issue and make a

1061
00:55:27,800 --> 00:55:31,480
Speaker 1: joke of it. He he didn't know. He thought always

1062
00:55:31,480 --> 00:55:34,360
Speaker 1: had really short hair, and that's that's what he was

1063
00:55:34,360 --> 00:55:36,920
Speaker 1: making a joke about. And Will Smith could have handled

1064
00:55:36,920 --> 00:55:40,239
Speaker 1: this in any other way. Slapping someone that is not

1065
00:55:40,280 --> 00:55:43,960
Speaker 1: an appropriate response. You only resort to violence when you

1066
00:55:44,000 --> 00:55:47,480
Speaker 1: are defending yourself from a violent attack. As well, there's

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00:55:47,520 --> 00:55:49,839
Speaker 1: the only time that it is, okay, And what about

1068
00:55:49,840 --> 00:55:52,360
Speaker 1: the hundred jokes before that? If we show Will Smith's

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00:55:52,400 --> 00:55:55,960
Speaker 1: face with him. I loved Amy's jokes about like all

1070
00:55:55,960 --> 00:56:00,600
Speaker 1: the couples there, Will Smith and and jadaa Barbamon alb Grows,

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00:56:00,960 --> 00:56:02,960
Speaker 1: Jake Jillan Hall and Maggie Jillan Hall. I thought that

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00:56:03,040 --> 00:56:05,120
Speaker 1: was amazing, and you could tell that Jake was a

1073
00:56:05,200 --> 00:56:09,120
Speaker 1: little bit like wanted to like someone said, like you know, Jake,

1074
00:56:09,640 --> 00:56:15,320
Speaker 1: because but I don't. We're not getting to all the best. Okay, No,

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00:56:15,520 --> 00:56:19,239
Speaker 1: what was your best take? Okay, my best take, real

1076
00:56:19,360 --> 00:56:24,200
Speaker 1: quick is from someone from Richard Marks and he goes, hey,

1077
00:56:24,320 --> 00:56:28,759
Speaker 1: professional comedians, be on notice from now on, you need

1078
00:56:28,840 --> 00:56:33,320
Speaker 1: to make sure your jokes don't offend people, especially extremely attractive, famous,

1079
00:56:33,440 --> 00:56:37,399
Speaker 1: and exorbitantly wealthy people. I thought that was really funny. Yes,

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00:56:37,840 --> 00:56:40,880
Speaker 1: I um, I do think that comedians need to be

1081
00:56:40,960 --> 00:56:44,320
Speaker 1: on alert. I have always been scared on stage. I

1082
00:56:44,480 --> 00:56:47,520
Speaker 1: was in Canada last year and a man came up

1083
00:56:47,560 --> 00:56:49,279
Speaker 1: to the stage to take pictures and he looked so

1084
00:56:49,719 --> 00:56:53,360
Speaker 1: scary as he was approaching that I started like running

1085
00:56:53,400 --> 00:56:55,160
Speaker 1: away because I thought he was going to shoot me.

1086
00:56:55,280 --> 00:56:59,880
Speaker 1: So I think that people don't take jokes well and end,

1087
00:57:00,480 --> 00:57:03,440
Speaker 1: especially if their wife is offended on their behalf. They

1088
00:57:03,480 --> 00:57:04,920
Speaker 1: know they're gonna have to hear about that on the

1089
00:57:05,000 --> 00:57:07,239
Speaker 1: car right at home for the rest of their fucking lives.

1090
00:57:07,280 --> 00:57:09,239
Speaker 1: It's gonna turn this big thing. So they need to

1091
00:57:09,640 --> 00:57:11,680
Speaker 1: and they don't know how to mitigate, how to like

1092
00:57:11,960 --> 00:57:14,200
Speaker 1: they know they need to do something, and that's where

1093
00:57:14,640 --> 00:57:17,080
Speaker 1: it goes wrong. They have to do something because they're

1094
00:57:17,080 --> 00:57:19,200
Speaker 1: gonna hear about it otherwise and they're gonna suffer because

1095
00:57:19,240 --> 00:57:21,760
Speaker 1: of their wife or the person that they're with is offended.

1096
00:57:22,240 --> 00:57:24,560
Speaker 1: And that's where you need to have a plan when

1097
00:57:24,600 --> 00:57:26,880
Speaker 1: you go to a comedy show. If something happens that

1098
00:57:26,960 --> 00:57:29,600
Speaker 1: offends you or the person you're with, have a plan

1099
00:57:29,800 --> 00:57:31,880
Speaker 1: that isn't violence. Just have one in the back of

1100
00:57:31,880 --> 00:57:34,320
Speaker 1: your head because you're gonna want to do something, and

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00:57:34,720 --> 00:57:37,959
Speaker 1: violence is sometimes the easiest thing for a person unless

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00:57:38,080 --> 00:57:41,840
Speaker 1: you think through already. UM. I have been offended at

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00:57:41,840 --> 00:57:45,280
Speaker 1: comedy shows and I UM, I leave. I leave surreptitiously

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00:57:45,400 --> 00:57:48,120
Speaker 1: so that it's not like I'm mad, but I just leave,

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00:57:49,560 --> 00:57:50,960
Speaker 1: and then I make fun of them behind their back,

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00:57:51,000 --> 00:57:53,560
Speaker 1: and I tweet about it later, you know, like that's

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00:57:53,600 --> 00:57:56,600
Speaker 1: what you do. Um has had a pretty funny tweet.

1108
00:57:56,640 --> 00:57:59,440
Speaker 1: He goes, I think the most important, the most important

1109
00:57:59,480 --> 00:58:03,280
Speaker 1: takeaway a here is that comedians are in danger. If

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00:58:03,320 --> 00:58:05,800
Speaker 1: Will Smith can slap Chris Rock at the Oscars, what

1111
00:58:05,920 --> 00:58:09,200
Speaker 1: is stopping a beloved millionaire whose brain has been scrambled

1112
00:58:09,240 --> 00:58:12,120
Speaker 1: by getting very publicly cugged from hitting me at a

1113
00:58:12,200 --> 00:58:16,040
Speaker 1: comedy club in a strip club. Oh yeah, I mean

1114
00:58:16,120 --> 00:58:22,439
Speaker 1: I have had people gonna happen, and then some people

1115
00:58:22,480 --> 00:58:25,600
Speaker 1: are going, oh yeah, comedians are no scared, mark my words.

1116
00:58:25,880 --> 00:58:27,840
Speaker 1: I said it today on Chris's radio show. I called

1117
00:58:27,840 --> 00:58:30,960
Speaker 1: into that when school shootings did not start happening until

1118
00:58:31,000 --> 00:58:33,120
Speaker 1: colum Mine. This is the Columne thing I've been waiting

1119
00:58:33,120 --> 00:58:37,160
Speaker 1: to tell you guys. It's not but like school shootings

1120
00:58:37,240 --> 00:58:39,720
Speaker 1: were not the way they are now. It got so

1121
00:58:39,880 --> 00:58:43,040
Speaker 1: much press that that became the thing that people do it.

1122
00:58:43,320 --> 00:58:46,600
Speaker 1: It showed kids there's a thing to do and copycatting.

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00:58:46,640 --> 00:58:49,040
Speaker 1: We all know this happens. This is about to start

1124
00:58:49,120 --> 00:58:51,760
Speaker 1: happening in clubs. Comedy clubs need to get more security.

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Speaker 1: I'm going to have more security at my own shows

1126
00:58:54,440 --> 00:58:57,439
Speaker 1: from now on, and I am going to pull back

1127
00:58:57,440 --> 00:58:59,840
Speaker 1: a little bit because I don't want to get punched.

1128
00:59:00,000 --> 00:59:04,560
Speaker 1: Well here, I'm scared of my face. If you, honestly,

1129
00:59:05,520 --> 00:59:08,400
Speaker 1: I saw still Chris Rock's face being stretched, it looked

1130
00:59:08,400 --> 00:59:11,600
Speaker 1: like he was If Nikki said something that offend you,

1131
00:59:12,320 --> 00:59:16,080
Speaker 1: you come backstage and you slap me. Yes, I have

1132
00:59:16,240 --> 00:59:18,800
Speaker 1: I'm gonna start bringing us a person to slap me

1133
00:59:18,880 --> 00:59:21,480
Speaker 1: on the road so that they can just get hit. Um,

1134
00:59:21,800 --> 00:59:24,120
Speaker 1: instead of an interpreter for sign language, which is what

1135
00:59:24,120 --> 00:59:25,440
Speaker 1: I should have learned from last night, is that I

1136
00:59:25,440 --> 00:59:27,439
Speaker 1: should have that on the stage with me all the time.

1137
00:59:27,600 --> 00:59:29,000
Speaker 1: I'm gonna just have a guy that you come up

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00:59:29,040 --> 00:59:32,560
Speaker 1: and slap. We gotta get a final thought, Let's get

1139
00:59:32,600 --> 00:59:35,080
Speaker 1: into our worst takes, because I have one that I

1140
00:59:35,200 --> 00:59:39,120
Speaker 1: thought was so stupid. Um, there's a lot of worse

1141
00:59:39,160 --> 00:59:43,000
Speaker 1: takes going around. I asked, actually, my my followers to

1142
00:59:43,120 --> 00:59:48,480
Speaker 1: send some but page six, you know, the Gossip magazine tweeted, uh,

1143
00:59:48,600 --> 00:59:51,240
Speaker 1: this morning, Will Smith and Jada Pinkett Smith's secret to

1144
00:59:51,320 --> 00:59:53,520
Speaker 1: twenty plus years of marriage, and there's a cute picture

1145
00:59:53,560 --> 00:59:56,360
Speaker 1: of them snuggling. They're fucking trolling. They know what they're doing,

1146
00:59:56,720 --> 00:59:58,920
Speaker 1: it says Will Smith and Jada Pinkett Smith's secret to

1147
00:59:59,000 --> 01:00:03,480
Speaker 1: twenty plus years of Also his son's tweet of this

1148
01:00:03,680 --> 01:00:05,880
Speaker 1: is this is how we do it or something like that.

1149
01:00:06,400 --> 01:00:11,520
Speaker 1: Jaden's tweet was also a stupid take, very ca um.

1150
01:00:11,600 --> 01:00:15,280
Speaker 1: Anyone else got a bad take, I'm gonna look at art.

1151
01:00:15,400 --> 01:00:18,400
Speaker 1: I have mine. Okay, yeah, no, what what doors? All? Right?

1152
01:00:18,480 --> 01:00:20,840
Speaker 1: So basically like any take like this. Andrew kind of

1153
01:00:20,920 --> 01:00:23,520
Speaker 1: already mentioned it. I'm not gonna read who this is

1154
01:00:23,560 --> 01:00:26,800
Speaker 1: because it's just someone who went viral. Chris Rock is lucky.

1155
01:00:26,960 --> 01:00:29,640
Speaker 1: All the other dudes, Bank and Jada didn't rush the stage.

1156
01:00:29,800 --> 01:00:33,400
Speaker 1: Oh my god, that was so funny. No, I think

1157
01:00:34,440 --> 01:00:36,520
Speaker 1: I don't know. I almost retweeted that one. I thought

1158
01:00:36,520 --> 01:00:38,880
Speaker 1: it was. I mean, obviously that's not true, but like,

1159
01:00:39,200 --> 01:00:41,080
Speaker 1: can you it was just a fun take of having

1160
01:00:41,160 --> 01:00:44,280
Speaker 1: saying like, okay, they're in an open relationship. If everyone

1161
01:00:44,400 --> 01:00:46,640
Speaker 1: that is like, don't talk about my woman like that

1162
01:00:47,440 --> 01:00:52,160
Speaker 1: had that response, Yes, but I get um, why why

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01:00:52,280 --> 01:00:55,160
Speaker 1: to you? Was that a bad take? I just don't

1164
01:00:55,240 --> 01:00:59,160
Speaker 1: like that their relationship and their choices was brought into

1165
01:00:59,280 --> 01:01:03,440
Speaker 1: it when it's clear really an anger management issue right

1166
01:01:03,880 --> 01:01:07,080
Speaker 1: right to you. As someone who has been to anger management,

1167
01:01:07,200 --> 01:01:10,360
Speaker 1: you see this as a clear anger management issue one.

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01:01:13,200 --> 01:01:17,200
Speaker 1: And then the whole crying and stuff. I mean, I

1169
01:01:17,320 --> 01:01:20,640
Speaker 1: think it's just like you know, all like hit him

1170
01:01:20,680 --> 01:01:23,400
Speaker 1: and stuff. But usually when when people get they get

1171
01:01:23,520 --> 01:01:26,480
Speaker 1: so angry and they get so out of control, and

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01:01:26,560 --> 01:01:29,800
Speaker 1: then I think crying is like a mechanism for them

1173
01:01:29,880 --> 01:01:33,120
Speaker 1: to get the person who they hurt back on their side.

1174
01:01:33,240 --> 01:01:35,680
Speaker 1: So yeah, everyone was talking about how he was gaslighting

1175
01:01:35,760 --> 01:01:38,320
Speaker 1: us afterwards, saying like, you know, love made me do it.

1176
01:01:38,520 --> 01:01:40,640
Speaker 1: And then Denzel had told me don't let the devil

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01:01:40,720 --> 01:01:44,440
Speaker 1: get you or whatever, and it's like Chris Rock's the devil. Um.

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Speaker 1: I just want to say, Also, there was some this

1179
01:01:46,480 --> 01:01:48,240
Speaker 1: is uh. Someone sent me a link to all the

1180
01:01:48,280 --> 01:01:52,240
Speaker 1: worst takes. Someone said, um uh, I'd say Will Smith

1181
01:01:52,320 --> 01:01:54,760
Speaker 1: hits like a girl, but I'm no biologist. That's from

1182
01:01:54,960 --> 01:02:00,480
Speaker 1: Tim Young. What an idiot. Um uh yeah. All the

1183
01:02:00,520 --> 01:02:02,640
Speaker 1: bad takes are saying it's comparing it to Trump. It's

1184
01:02:02,680 --> 01:02:05,680
Speaker 1: comparing it too, But I think that there's something here

1185
01:02:05,720 --> 01:02:09,040
Speaker 1: to be gleaned of, like power makes us turn the

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01:02:09,160 --> 01:02:13,080
Speaker 1: other way. Yeah, I uh. I wrote a thing on

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01:02:13,160 --> 01:02:16,240
Speaker 1: Instagram just mostly about how Chris Rock is going to

1188
01:02:16,280 --> 01:02:19,920
Speaker 1: turn this into making thirty five million on Netflix. I

1189
01:02:20,040 --> 01:02:23,360
Speaker 1: wrote like, I just was thinking of a pun of

1190
01:02:23,480 --> 01:02:25,720
Speaker 1: like what his special would be named? And I didn't

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01:02:25,720 --> 01:02:28,680
Speaker 1: see this anywhere, and I wrote fresh Prince on my

1192
01:02:28,800 --> 01:02:32,200
Speaker 1: face of bel air. Oh yes, fresh prince like prince like,

1193
01:02:33,720 --> 01:02:36,600
Speaker 1: but I swear, of course you didn't copy that. Someone

1194
01:02:37,200 --> 01:02:41,160
Speaker 1: can we this is just sent me a bad tweet

1195
01:02:41,160 --> 01:02:42,880
Speaker 1: And they said, what did the police find when they

1196
01:02:42,960 --> 01:02:46,240
Speaker 1: dusted Chris Rock's face fresh Prince? Oh my god? So

1197
01:02:46,440 --> 01:02:49,120
Speaker 1: I feel I feel bad that it's not the perfect pun,

1198
01:02:49,240 --> 01:02:50,480
Speaker 1: but I was just trying to think of a pun.

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Speaker 1: Someone called me out for stealing right in my comments,

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01:02:54,400 --> 01:02:57,280
Speaker 1: and then when I go I explained how I wouldn't

1201
01:02:57,280 --> 01:02:59,760
Speaker 1: have stolen this right, and then they go, wow, how

1202
01:02:59,800 --> 01:03:02,800
Speaker 1: can you come at me? We gotta stop this thing

1203
01:03:02,920 --> 01:03:06,720
Speaker 1: of like if you comment on someone else's page, and

1204
01:03:06,840 --> 01:03:10,440
Speaker 1: they respond to you. You can't then play the victim

1205
01:03:11,360 --> 01:03:14,760
Speaker 1: of being like but I was just you're a public figure,

1206
01:03:15,280 --> 01:03:18,640
Speaker 1: like you can't do that, ship, and I'm sure it's

1207
01:03:18,680 --> 01:03:20,440
Speaker 1: happened with you where like people think they could just

1208
01:03:20,560 --> 01:03:24,480
Speaker 1: comment into the ether that you're not reading this, and

1209
01:03:24,520 --> 01:03:28,040
Speaker 1: then if you right back you're then they go, oh,

1210
01:03:28,760 --> 01:03:32,520
Speaker 1: but you're so sensitive. I was just joking or like, yeah,

1211
01:03:32,560 --> 01:03:35,560
Speaker 1: how can you come at me like that? Like it's like, motherfucker,

1212
01:03:35,760 --> 01:03:39,600
Speaker 1: you started it. Who It's just it just blows my

1213
01:03:39,680 --> 01:03:42,040
Speaker 1: mind before it was come after someone and then when

1214
01:03:42,040 --> 01:03:43,720
Speaker 1: they right back and like, oh, ship, they saw it.

1215
01:03:43,840 --> 01:03:46,680
Speaker 1: So I get that mentality. But we see we don't

1216
01:03:46,680 --> 01:03:49,280
Speaker 1: have have many followers. Someone this was a kill on

1217
01:03:49,440 --> 01:03:52,640
Speaker 1: sent and from Facebook by one of um my followers.

1218
01:03:52,760 --> 01:03:55,680
Speaker 1: Someone said, who do you think woke up this woke

1219
01:03:55,760 --> 01:03:57,960
Speaker 1: up with the worst headache this morning? Chris Rock or

1220
01:03:58,040 --> 01:04:02,080
Speaker 1: me after seventeen glasses of air wine? Oh Jesus Christ

1221
01:04:06,240 --> 01:04:09,280
Speaker 1: did say that Baker that we're all being dramatic thinking

1222
01:04:09,360 --> 01:04:12,640
Speaker 1: will now be hit on stage. That is great, but

1223
01:04:13,040 --> 01:04:16,760
Speaker 1: I will say that I still think I get what

1224
01:04:16,880 --> 01:04:19,680
Speaker 1: she's saying. Yes, comics can definitely be dramatic and these

1225
01:04:19,760 --> 01:04:23,200
Speaker 1: things and put it up pointed at ourselves. But people

1226
01:04:23,200 --> 01:04:26,680
Speaker 1: are dumb. People are fucking dumb, and they see that

1227
01:04:27,320 --> 01:04:30,480
Speaker 1: and they'll fucking copycat that ship. I've had people very

1228
01:04:30,560 --> 01:04:35,080
Speaker 1: angry at my shows, heckling me and what to my show?

1229
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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I mean yeah, well we don't really talk

1230
01:04:37,480 --> 01:04:41,880
Speaker 1: about that, but I'm glad Andrew. Yes, we'll talk about

1231
01:04:41,880 --> 01:04:44,520
Speaker 1: that later on the next show. Stay with us this week.

1232
01:04:44,640 --> 01:04:46,160
Speaker 1: We have shows all week. I'll be in New York

1233
01:04:46,240 --> 01:04:47,760
Speaker 1: for some of them, but tomorrow we'll be back here

1234
01:04:48,000 --> 01:04:51,520
Speaker 1: in St. Louis. And you're on and what and you're

1235
01:04:51,560 --> 01:04:53,960
Speaker 1: on tour and I'm on tour. Oh my gosh, don't forget.

1236
01:04:54,000 --> 01:05:02,560
Speaker 1: I'm into very soon. Winnipeg, The Murder Couple of Canada, Vancouver, Austin, Irving, Texas, Um, Houston,

1237
01:05:03,440 --> 01:05:09,959
Speaker 1: Philadelphia or not Philadelphia, I'm sorry, Um all where else

1238
01:05:10,480 --> 01:05:15,960
Speaker 1: of New Orleans, New Orleans for Lauderdale, Jacksonstonville and Nashville. Um,

1239
01:05:16,960 --> 01:05:19,840
Speaker 1: can you do that though? With Howard Dean's voice, Yeah,

1240
01:05:20,840 --> 01:05:23,400
Speaker 1: we're going. We're going to Iran, We're going to Houston,

1241
01:05:23,560 --> 01:05:25,920
Speaker 1: We're going to Minneapolis. We're going to win a big

1242
01:05:26,000 --> 01:05:30,840
Speaker 1: We're going Yeah, alright, yes, if you don't know that

1243
01:05:30,920 --> 01:05:34,240
Speaker 1: that reference. Um, you are in your twenties. Uh and

1244
01:05:34,360 --> 01:05:37,560
Speaker 1: go google Howard Dean and why he lost election. All right, guys,

1245
01:05:37,760 --> 01:05:40,040
Speaker 1: thank you for listening. Uh, we'll see you later, don't

1246
01:05:40,080 --> 01:05:49,680
Speaker 1: Pika and gee Jack Chris said, okay, thank god. Good