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Speaker 1: What would you talk about on your on your podcast show?

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Speaker 1: He's very happy? So are you lapping? Why are you smiling? So?

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Speaker 1: Multiple things. One because I asked people what their most

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Speaker 1: embarrassing moments were and some of the stories that I've

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Speaker 1: heard so far are freaking amazing. But too because earlier

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Speaker 1: today I was being real reckless. I had a glass

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Speaker 1: of water. I put my earbuds over my computer and

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Speaker 1: they just dunked themselves into the water and they died.

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Speaker 1: But they're now back to life. Yeah, did you reorder? No?

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Speaker 1: I didn't order. But can we talk about everyone's embarrassing

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Speaker 1: moments because the fact that you fell on a dolphin's

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Speaker 1: talking to me is scary? Your most embarrassing moments? Are

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Speaker 1: you great? Because the guy with no hands that was

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Speaker 1: that was the most embarrassing, and that club incident, I

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Speaker 1: tell the no handst Let me do my top three

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Speaker 1: real quick. I'll explain the hands. The first time you

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Speaker 1: don't remember them was in the Bahamas. We were at

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Speaker 1: Atlantis and we were swimming with the dolphins and I

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Speaker 1: hadn't really wore us what do you call the stuff

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Speaker 1: you put on your feet like the web shoes? No,

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Speaker 1: from the water flippers right, I never worn them before

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Speaker 1: and under me and you were all supposed to stand

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Speaker 1: in a line. And as the dolphin came from below,

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Speaker 1: the below the grain other in the water, it would

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Speaker 1: it would. You're supposed to pet the dolphins. So just

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Speaker 1: as the dolphins swam past me, I went to go

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Speaker 1: put my hands on the dolphin. The top of the

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Speaker 1: door is the dorsal fin, whatever, the top whatever. All

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Speaker 1: of a sudden I lost my footing in the water,

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Speaker 1: and I I was like whoa, And I fell on top

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Speaker 1: of the dolphins. As the dolphins was swimming across it.

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Speaker 1: We were standing in a line. It was swimming across

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Speaker 1: all of us, and I fell forward onto the dolphin.

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Speaker 1: Moa mona sounds for the dolphin, the dolphin. God. Okay,

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Speaker 1: can wait wait? Can I ask the questions about this?

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Speaker 1: Did the dolphin like spas out and swim away? Did

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Speaker 1: you get yelled at and it blew water out of

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Speaker 1: its hole? Oh? My god? Okay, this is the top

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Speaker 1: three countdown for me, really quick. Number two. We were

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Speaker 1: doing well. Be called a meat market M E E. T.

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Speaker 1: Where we would meet with singles would meet each other.

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Speaker 1: It was the Elvis Duran Morning Show. Thing. And that

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Speaker 1: was a place on Journey Mill Road in Sayville, New

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Speaker 1: Jersey called Hunk Up Bunk. It was a club. We

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Speaker 1: had this event, and I, in his nineteenth year, was

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Speaker 1: and I experience on a microphone. Did you have a

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Speaker 1: lot of waste? I was drunk? Okay, so I got up,

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Speaker 1: so they handed me the microphone to address the crowd

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Speaker 1: and it was some something club music going, and again

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Speaker 1: it was the nineties, okay, and everyone and great Tea

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Speaker 1: was doing his signature. Everybody put your hands up, screaming

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Speaker 1: yet to night he made out with two girls at

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Speaker 1: once to the story. And then he passes me the

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Speaker 1: mic and I'm like, what hasn't been said that? You know,

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Speaker 1: because everyone did everything already because I was last I'm like, yeah,

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Speaker 1: he's And gentlemen, you ready to put the unker in

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Speaker 1: the bunker? And as I said, bunk of, I did

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Speaker 1: a little bunk of Oh my god, you're pelvic. N

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Speaker 1: you remember it though? Were you too drunk? I was?

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Speaker 1: That's what they told me. Happened the number one story, right,

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Speaker 1: I want to say I have a picture of this

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Speaker 1: where I'm about to describe. So we're once again into

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Speaker 1: meat market. The sound Streets Seaport, and it was one.

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Speaker 1: It was in the two thousand, right. It was my

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Speaker 1: job to come up with the fun games for the

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Speaker 1: listeners to play. And so one of the games we

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Speaker 1: played was you had to eat hot dogs or something

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Speaker 1: with your sticky face in something and eat something hands behind.

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Speaker 1: I think it was you had to eat clams. It's

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Speaker 1: all sexual innuendo games. Ever, everyone had to get on

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Speaker 1: their knees in front of a play. No, no, it

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Speaker 1: wasn't kN That was different, different bit. That was the

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Speaker 1: guacamole bit. This was no way. You had to put

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Speaker 1: your hands on your back and eat something out of

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Speaker 1: a bowl or a dish whatever it was. That was.

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Speaker 1: The women had to eat hot dogs. The guys had

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Speaker 1: to eat Again, the point of this is you had

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Speaker 1: it was with just your face. Okay, whoever clean the

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Speaker 1: quickest won the contest and won a Z shirt. Okay.

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Speaker 1: We we pull up random people on the stage and

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Speaker 1: I think it was like four guys right on stage

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Speaker 1: with their hands behind their back. Now I'm off to

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Speaker 1: the side because Scary's hosting it. I see the backs

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Speaker 1: you face whatever, and some people were cheating, by the way. Well,

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Speaker 1: so this guy moved his arm around a little bit,

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Speaker 1: like coming forward, and Scary points at him and yells, hey,

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Speaker 1: no hands, no hands, no hands, you can't use your hands.

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Speaker 1: But all he said was no hands, no hands. The

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Speaker 1: thing that made this man different was he actually had

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Speaker 1: no hands. He had defense. You remember that when Ryan

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Speaker 1: Seacrest did that he tried to high five the blind guy.

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Speaker 1: That does happen you overlook in seacrest defense, So that

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Speaker 1: guy didn't see Ryan do it. This guy had no hands,

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Speaker 1: but he wasn't death. So do you think that guy

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Speaker 1: still remembers. I think he does. And picture of it, well,

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Speaker 1: No Promotions took a picture of the guy at the

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Speaker 1: same time. You like the picture, show you. I can't

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Speaker 1: post it, but it's Scary pointing at him with this

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Speaker 1: look of like you disgusting pig for cheating and the guy.

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Speaker 1: You could see the guy's hand things, you know, his

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Speaker 1: could just see the capture of him yelling, Hey, that's awesome.

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Speaker 1: You know the old joke. The the guy. Um, he

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Speaker 1: goes to the prom and m he's got a hair

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Speaker 1: sorry he has he has um a fake I is

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Speaker 1: He feels terrible, and he says, you know what, I'm

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Speaker 1: Air lip. That's the joke. It's an old joke. It's

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Speaker 1: Oh god, I have so many. Um Once we one

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Speaker 1: get tickets front yard fifty yard or front row fifty

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Speaker 1: this little me. Are things that I've done. A one

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Speaker 1: I was like, oh, f you dropped it like it

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Speaker 1: It's on my It's on my ship. I was at

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Speaker 1: I've actually been sitting here, what you've been speaking, trying

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Speaker 1: to think of the embarrassing moments. I know I've had

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Speaker 1: pervert because I'm there and there's this old lady having

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Speaker 1: an old lady because I had makeup like rouge on

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Speaker 1: my cheeks, sweater. Well, how could he be sure that

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Speaker 1: you're not an old lady at that point? Oh come on, man,

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Speaker 1: come on, six ft tall wearing a cat's sweater and

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Speaker 1: That's yeah, I had to dress up. I can't remember

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Speaker 1: the name of this thing, but it was a bikini,

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Speaker 1: at an intersection giving lap dances to people. Yes, that

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Speaker 1: that was embarrassing, like a little I was in shape,

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Speaker 1: I was. Hindsight, that's very embarrassing. Danielle, I was at camp.

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Speaker 1: I went to sleep away theater camp, and I packed

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Speaker 1: I was so I was mortified. I was like, of

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Speaker 1: Like so I had to like practice sliding head first

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Speaker 1: like I was, but I wasn't. Did you think anyone

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Speaker 1: bought that story? No? No? Yeah, I feel bad about

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Speaker 1: I feel better about mine. I think Sparies got the

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Speaker 1: most embarrassed scary winds. Yeah, okay, him in order scary

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Speaker 1: is one, two, and three. Daniel go into band campus, four,

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Speaker 1: get older. Don't you realize what's that to be embarrassed

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Speaker 1: but now I'm like whatever. So I was naked, so

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Speaker 1: in someone's water, Big, big deal, brody, So you went

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