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Speaker 1: Jubles dirty little Secret. Hello, Hello, Hey, you have a

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Speaker 1: dirty little secret? Yes, I knew? What is it? Well?

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Speaker 1: I was living up north.

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Speaker 2: I actually was teaching kindergarten by day and a mail

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Speaker 2: stripper by night.

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Speaker 1: Awesome. Did you ever confuse the two jobs? That'd be bad?

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Speaker 3: No? Good?

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Speaker 2: But I was running on humes.

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Speaker 1: How long were like your nights?

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Speaker 3: Like? How long would you?

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Speaker 2: I would get off the second job about two thirty

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Speaker 2: in the morning, wake up at five thirty, and.

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Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, that's a tough schedule. Did you ever

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Speaker 1: see any of the moms of the kids that you

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Speaker 1: had in your class there?

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Speaker 3: Thankfully? No.

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Speaker 2: But I actually had a parent ask me about one

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Speaker 2: of the clubs one.

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Speaker 1: Time, and I was like, oh, no, that's not a

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Speaker 1: good place to go. Don't that one? That's funny? Well,

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Speaker 1: thank you. We were telling us your dirty little secret.

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Speaker 1: Absolutely good too. Hello, Hi, what's up? Do you have

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Speaker 1: a dirty little secret?

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Speaker 3: I do?

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Speaker 1: Sweet?

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Speaker 3: What is it? So? Long? Story short? My ex best

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Speaker 3: friend doesn't realize that her great sex life with her

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Speaker 3: husband is because of me.

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Speaker 1: Oh oh girl.

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Speaker 3: Why A little bit of backstory. I was dating a

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Speaker 3: guy that we worked together, and he got a new

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Speaker 3: female best friend who so you said was great. So

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Speaker 3: I was like, okay, well she's so great, I'll be

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Speaker 3: your friend. And she was. She was absolutely my best

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Speaker 3: friend in the whole world. We did everything together, and

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Speaker 3: apparently we were all through doing my boyfriend together and

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Speaker 3: I didn't know about it.

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Speaker 1: Oh wow.

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Speaker 3: We had the boyfriend and I had been together for

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Speaker 3: three and a half years, and I found out because

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Speaker 3: we had gone to a car show she got injured.

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Speaker 3: We all stayed at his place after that and they

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Speaker 3: were texting while I was sleeping next to him, dirty

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Speaker 3: things back and forth. Wow wow, Oh yeah, it gets better.

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Speaker 3: So her and I we're still friends. I tell her that,

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Speaker 3: you know, I'm heartbroken, but she's my best friend and

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Speaker 3: I stay friends with her whatever. We end up going

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Speaker 3: to a bar one night, we meet a guy. We

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Speaker 3: both go on a date. I have a terrible date.

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Speaker 3: She has a great date. Her and this guy start dating.

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Speaker 3: So I tell this guy, hey, you know, it's really

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Speaker 3: not fair. I had a terrible first date with you,

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Speaker 3: like I'm kind of awesome, and we missed out. So

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Speaker 3: we started drinking one night, and one thing led to another,

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Speaker 3: and I am the polar opposite of her in the bedroom.

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Speaker 3: I'm wowed and she's not. So. She told me when

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Speaker 3: she got home from her weekend away that her boyfriend

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Speaker 3: wanted her to do some really weird stuff that he's

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Speaker 3: never asked for before, and she was super into it.

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Speaker 3: And that's what their sex life turned into. They're married

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Speaker 3: with kids now.

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Speaker 1: So the things that you like. Oh, wow, I guess

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Speaker 1: you got back.

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Speaker 3: She still has no idea.

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Speaker 1: Wow. Really?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, it's been twelve years.

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Speaker 1: Are you Dan? You're not friends anymore? Though? Oh god no,

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Speaker 1: oh oh you're not. Wow.

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Speaker 3: No, But I am saving a lovely happy anniversary card

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Speaker 3: where I let her know I'll think her twentieth anniversary.

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Speaker 3: I'm missed on that tour.

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Speaker 1: Wow. You playing the long game? Yeah yeah seriously. Oh yeah, well,

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Speaker 1: thank you for telling us your dirty little secret.

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Speaker 3: You're welcome. Have a great day, guys, you too.

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Speaker 1: Bye to what's your dirty little secret