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Speaker 1: What's your type? It's a jewel show. Everybody has those

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Speaker 1: things that they look for in potential partners. For example,

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Speaker 1: some people think that anyway, Some people's dating life is

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Speaker 1: ask people what qualities they look for in a potential partner,

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Speaker 1: and the number one answer is going to surprise you.

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Speaker 1: Because it's not even about the person or anything emotional

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Speaker 1: That's kind of sad. Yeah, it is, if you think

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Speaker 1: I text in four one or six one? What do

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Speaker 1: Forty points seven percent of people said they look for that.

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Speaker 1: every relationship that I've had before Alex, Alex and a

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Speaker 1: But whatever, But I was not happy. When you're actually happy,

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Speaker 1: The Jebil Show on demand. It's another Jebile phone Frank Mornings. Hello. UM, Hi,

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Speaker 1: this is Trevor. I was calling from bank. I was

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Speaker 1: my savings account recently. What's what's the issue please? Um? Well,

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Speaker 1: the issue is that, um, we seem to have lost

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Speaker 1: on the account because we lost it. I'm sorry. No, no, no, no,

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Speaker 1: Well yeah that's what I thought too. Um, but apparently

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Speaker 1: we lost it, so I don't know if like, um,

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Speaker 1: someone transferred. No, it can't just go away. Hold on,

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Speaker 1: let me will you please stay on the line. I'm

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Speaker 1: Please just shut up. Let me look okay, so I'll

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Speaker 1: just shut up. What, um ma'am? Is everything? Okay? Because

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Speaker 1: well where's my It's not there? Okay, So you're looking

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Speaker 1: there that we have. Yes, how do you lose my money?

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Speaker 1: Where the money? My entire savings accounts? That's what I

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Speaker 1: say more, we resplaced it, but like I said, it's

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Speaker 1: got to be around here somewhere. No, no, no no, no,

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Speaker 1: does this even happen? Um? Um? That's what we were

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Speaker 1: trying to figure out because I was doing some account

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Speaker 1: made a wrong keystroke and there's about forty five people

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Speaker 1: whose money is kind of like kidding me, you did this? No,

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Speaker 1: technically the computer did it, um, and there was some

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Speaker 1: did the maintenance, you didn't back okay, And that's what

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Speaker 1: I'm really sorry about that. It's not okay. I have

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Speaker 1: zero in my savings. Do you know how long I

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Speaker 1: save money? Oh? No, I don't, But you know what,

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Speaker 1: I saw that your balance before it was pretty healthy,

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Speaker 1: and I wanted to kind of also commend you on

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Speaker 1: A lot of people don't save their money. The money okay,

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Speaker 1: and I will. Like I said, it's got to be

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Speaker 1: will find. Stop saying that. Stop saying it's around here somewhere.

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Speaker 1: That's not how that works. Well, I don't know what

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Speaker 1: else you'd like going to say, because that's the only

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Speaker 1: thing I know what I said, we will find. It's

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Speaker 1: gotta bed. Would you say you're going to correc your

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Speaker 1: major cum listen, Listen, I've had it with you on

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Speaker 1: and I are going to sword this out and tell

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Speaker 1: me what is your position? Who's your manager? You are done? Well,

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Speaker 1: my manager's name if you need it, if you need

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Speaker 1: to talk to somebody else, like I think that's what

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Speaker 1: you're asking. Yes, of course you lost my savings. I

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Speaker 1: need your manager's name. You need to be out of this.

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Speaker 1: My manager's name is Jimmy. But that's like the managers

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Speaker 1: I think you might be looking for. Is the bank manager,

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Speaker 1: the banking manager? And um, I think his name is

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Speaker 1: Robert bank raw Groups. No. I work at the bank,

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Speaker 1: but I don't really work in the financial department. I'm

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Speaker 1: more of what do you would call cleaning services? Though? What? God,

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Speaker 1: just hitting your janitor? You're not even how do you

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Speaker 1: even have access to account? How can you get into

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Speaker 1: savings accounts if you're a janitor? Um, well, that's because

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Speaker 1: I actually didn't because this is a prank phone call.

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Speaker 1: So that's hell. Hello, what are you talking about? A frank?

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Speaker 1: There's literally no money in my account. I know because

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Speaker 1: your husband. Okay, I know you're probably freaking out right now. Yep,

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Speaker 1: I have no money. I'm shaking right now. Your husband

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Speaker 1: tag right, he emptied out. He opened up another savings account,

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Speaker 1: took the money from that account and put it into

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Speaker 1: So in case you checked it, you with C zero,

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Speaker 1: so you still have your money. Don't worry. Oh my god,

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Speaker 1: I'm having a heart attack. All right, Well, everything's okay.

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Speaker 1: We found your money. I told you'd be around here somewhere.

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Speaker 1: Wake up every morning with Jebil phone pranks, we say

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Speaker 1: mornings on the twenties, the Jewbil Show on demand. First,

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Speaker 1: I am so glad that I wore my kneepads and

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Speaker 1: Life is tough being a big rollerblader, isn't it. It

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Speaker 1: Do you have any idea why we might be calling you? Not? Really?

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Speaker 1: go out with read again on another date? We'll pay

420
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Speaker 1: for it. No, I'm good. You know what, Lexi, that's fine.

421
00:21:08,960 --> 00:21:11,200
Speaker 1: I'll find another girl that can appreciate these blade skills.

422
00:21:11,240 --> 00:21:14,040
Speaker 1: Oh wow, Blake, Sam, I didn't expect this to get

423
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Speaker 1: so heavy. What a blade? Yeah? You probably should have

424
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Speaker 1: find someone who like appreciates your skill of ruler bleeding.

425
00:21:20,680 --> 00:21:26,440
Speaker 1: Yeah I will. Okay, you do that then, Jubils first

426
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Speaker 1: day follow up the Jewels Show on demand, Jebils Dirty

427
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Speaker 1: Little Secret, whatever kind of dirty you have, we want it. Okay,

428
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Speaker 1: it's a Jewels show for us. Dirty Little Secret, a

429
00:21:38,240 --> 00:21:40,680
Speaker 1: big dirty or a medium sized dirty. Just give us

430
00:21:40,800 --> 00:21:42,919
Speaker 1: your dirty. What was that one band they had that

431
00:21:42,920 --> 00:21:48,679
Speaker 1: song give It to Me Baby? That was like a

432
00:21:48,920 --> 00:21:51,720
Speaker 1: like a punk rock song. Yeah, and all the girl

433
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Speaker 1: Sam pretty for a white guy down. I know they

434
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Speaker 1: had Offspring Bread Offspring. It's offspring, Okay, how'd I don't

435
00:22:00,600 --> 00:22:02,480
Speaker 1: know how we got there? A Sorry, it's time for

436
00:22:02,520 --> 00:22:04,080
Speaker 1: Dirty Little Secret, where you can call up and tell

437
00:22:04,160 --> 00:22:06,800
Speaker 1: us something that you have not told anybody before, and

438
00:22:06,840 --> 00:22:08,639
Speaker 1: we'll keep you anonymous. Text in for one of six one.

439
00:22:08,680 --> 00:22:10,119
Speaker 1: You have a dirty little secret, you can always tell

440
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Speaker 1: it on the show. We keep everybody anonymous. We don't

441
00:22:12,119 --> 00:22:13,720
Speaker 1: even ask what your name is. That's why everybody gets

442
00:22:13,720 --> 00:22:16,040
Speaker 1: a fake name. And on the phone right now, it's

443
00:22:16,080 --> 00:22:20,320
Speaker 1: the lead singer of Offspring, lead singer of Offspring. How

444
00:22:20,320 --> 00:22:23,600
Speaker 1: are you doing? I'm doing great. How you guys doing good?

445
00:22:23,800 --> 00:22:25,840
Speaker 1: Sorry about the disrespect for not knowing your band right

446
00:22:25,880 --> 00:22:28,720
Speaker 1: away there, But um, you have a dirty little secret

447
00:22:28,760 --> 00:22:30,960
Speaker 1: you want to tell us? I do? I do? I

448
00:22:31,320 --> 00:22:33,399
Speaker 1: just I just have to tell you guys. I love

449
00:22:33,440 --> 00:22:37,160
Speaker 1: this segment. It just thankes me laugh so much. Thank you.

450
00:22:37,160 --> 00:22:38,879
Speaker 1: You know. It's it's also kind of given me a

451
00:22:38,880 --> 00:22:42,000
Speaker 1: little bit of a guilt complex. Okay, you're like, now

452
00:22:42,040 --> 00:22:45,359
Speaker 1: I have to share the Okay, I feel like I

453
00:22:45,400 --> 00:22:49,360
Speaker 1: have to share my dirty little secret because, um, it's

454
00:22:49,359 --> 00:22:51,280
Speaker 1: been great to hear other people kind of suffer through

455
00:22:51,320 --> 00:22:53,200
Speaker 1: theres and I think it's it's only it's a good

456
00:22:53,200 --> 00:22:55,520
Speaker 1: example for me to suffer through mine. The only way

457
00:22:55,520 --> 00:22:57,439
Speaker 1: to get rid of that stress of holding a secret

458
00:22:57,600 --> 00:22:59,679
Speaker 1: is just let it go. Yeah, get it out there,

459
00:22:59,680 --> 00:23:02,240
Speaker 1: and you'll still better tell the truth. The truth will

460
00:23:02,320 --> 00:23:05,440
Speaker 1: set you free. Yeah, and everybody has some dirties. Everybody's

461
00:23:05,440 --> 00:23:10,440
Speaker 1: got dirties, So what's your dirty? Well mine, mine actually

462
00:23:10,600 --> 00:23:14,000
Speaker 1: is from when I was a kid. Uh, my parents

463
00:23:14,040 --> 00:23:16,760
Speaker 1: split up and my mom was dating this guy that

464
00:23:16,840 --> 00:23:20,760
Speaker 1: she really liked, and I didn't. I didn't really like them,

465
00:23:21,240 --> 00:23:26,720
Speaker 1: all right, I mean that's pretty typical right there. Yeah.

466
00:23:26,880 --> 00:23:28,960
Speaker 1: So yeah, obviously no one's going to replace my dad.

467
00:23:29,000 --> 00:23:31,520
Speaker 1: But anyway, so I, I just, you know, wanted to

468
00:23:31,640 --> 00:23:34,800
Speaker 1: kind of sabotage the relationship and and I didn't really

469
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Speaker 1: know exactly what to do. So you were trying to

470
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Speaker 1: get your mom to break up with her new boyfriend

471
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Speaker 1: after they got after after she divorced your dad or

472
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Speaker 1: your out your dad and her got divorced. Yeah, and

473
00:23:45,560 --> 00:23:48,080
Speaker 1: they were getting you know, I guess what I perceived

474
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Speaker 1: as serious. And I don't know how serious they were,

475
00:23:50,320 --> 00:23:52,400
Speaker 1: but I know she still talked about him occasionally, so

476
00:23:52,640 --> 00:23:55,439
Speaker 1: I think maybe they were kind of serious at the time. Yeah. Uh,

477
00:23:56,200 --> 00:23:59,359
Speaker 1: So I went to my best friend's house and uh

478
00:24:00,119 --> 00:24:02,439
Speaker 1: into his older sister's room and stole a care of

479
00:24:02,440 --> 00:24:09,320
Speaker 1: her underwear. God, so then I could see underwear and um,

480
00:24:09,440 --> 00:24:16,840
Speaker 1: I put it in his car. Oh oh yeah, I

481
00:24:16,960 --> 00:24:19,359
Speaker 1: bet you that did cause issues? So you wanted your

482
00:24:19,400 --> 00:24:22,840
Speaker 1: mom to find women's underwear in his car and be like,

483
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Speaker 1: where are these underwear from? I don't know if that's

484
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Speaker 1: how your mom talks about but that's how I picture it.

485
00:24:27,760 --> 00:24:33,119
Speaker 1: Probably not close, but that's okay. But I'm sure she

486
00:24:33,160 --> 00:24:35,440
Speaker 1: had a similar reaction. But I knew that they were

487
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Speaker 1: going to go out to dinner, and he came over

488
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Speaker 1: and came into the house and was waiting, and I,

489
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Speaker 1: you know, that's when I smucked them in. Oh wow,

490
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Speaker 1: that's that's like you like, you know, I was a kid.

491
00:24:47,520 --> 00:24:49,359
Speaker 1: I mean, you know, it's kid logic. I don't. I

492
00:24:49,359 --> 00:24:51,480
Speaker 1: don't know if you didn't really feel bad. You should

493
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Speaker 1: tell your mom now. Yeah, you should tell her now

494
00:24:54,119 --> 00:24:55,840
Speaker 1: and see what she says, because I want to know

495
00:24:56,920 --> 00:25:01,160
Speaker 1: how like that guy had to have had the worst Yeah? Ever,

496
00:25:01,280 --> 00:25:04,080
Speaker 1: just who's underwear of these? I have no idea. I

497
00:25:06,080 --> 00:25:09,520
Speaker 1: promise quit lying to me. I promise you. He's still

498
00:25:09,520 --> 00:25:12,720
Speaker 1: wondering to this day. Yeah he is too. All I

499
00:25:12,800 --> 00:25:14,800
Speaker 1: know is that when they came back from dinner, my

500
00:25:14,880 --> 00:25:18,120
Speaker 1: mom just came like client through the house, slammed the door,

501
00:25:18,440 --> 00:25:22,359
Speaker 1: and she just said I'm done and well and you

502
00:25:22,400 --> 00:25:25,560
Speaker 1: were like me too sweet and then caused her some

503
00:25:25,600 --> 00:25:29,840
Speaker 1: trust issues for her the future. Seriously, Yeah, I didn't

504
00:25:29,880 --> 00:25:33,200
Speaker 1: really think about that. Maybe I should tell her. No,

505
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Speaker 1: That's what I'm saying. Should no, don't do it. Yes,

506
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Speaker 1: if you've waited too long, thin, you should do it

507
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Speaker 1: text in four one six one. Should he tell her? No,

508
00:25:39,240 --> 00:25:41,800
Speaker 1: it's actually been long enough to where he can't tell it. Yeah, well,

509
00:25:41,880 --> 00:25:43,880
Speaker 1: it might be funny now, it might be funny. Now,

510
00:25:43,920 --> 00:25:46,160
Speaker 1: maybe we'll see it, will trip her out, tell her

511
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Speaker 1: and then let us know how it goes. Okay, we'll

512
00:25:48,800 --> 00:25:52,720
Speaker 1: do guys, all right, you're not gonna tell her, are you? No? Okay,

513
00:25:54,080 --> 00:25:58,800
Speaker 1: what's your dirty little secret? Did you? Bil? Show? On demand?

514
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Speaker 1: Jewel shows idiots in the news And welcome to the

515
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Speaker 1: i n N, The Idiot News Network where idiots aren't

516
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Speaker 1: just in the news. For Tuesday, February sixteenth, twenty twenty one.

517
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Speaker 1: I'm Jewel Fresh, and my sweater costs more than your Honda.

518
00:26:13,880 --> 00:26:17,639
Speaker 1: Oh showing off raging not my sweater, but there is

519
00:26:17,640 --> 00:26:19,280
Speaker 1: a sweater out there that probably costs more than a

520
00:26:19,320 --> 00:26:22,879
Speaker 1: Honda Jesus. Yeah, there's a ridiculous clothing item that is

521
00:26:22,880 --> 00:26:26,840
Speaker 1: making headlines today. Louivaton, the high end fashioned brand yes

522
00:26:27,080 --> 00:26:30,240
Speaker 1: that you will never be able to afford, is selling

523
00:26:30,600 --> 00:26:34,560
Speaker 1: a new sweater and it's a plain sweater with fourteen

524
00:26:34,600 --> 00:26:37,880
Speaker 1: stuffed animals sewing on it. Would you like to guess

525
00:26:37,880 --> 00:26:41,240
Speaker 1: how much it's selling for? Alexey five hundred, eight thousand,

526
00:26:41,280 --> 00:26:44,800
Speaker 1: two hundred dollars. A sweater with stuffed animals sewn into it,

527
00:26:44,840 --> 00:26:47,480
Speaker 1: fourteen of them for eight thousand, two hundred dollars. They

528
00:26:47,520 --> 00:26:50,600
Speaker 1: also have stuffed animals on a baseball jacket for sixty

529
00:26:50,640 --> 00:26:52,720
Speaker 1: one hundred dollars and a hoodie with stuffed animals on

530
00:26:52,720 --> 00:26:54,760
Speaker 1: it seven thousand and four fifty dollars. Does Yeah, some

531
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Speaker 1: of these things that the designers saw, the highend designers

532
00:26:57,000 --> 00:26:59,440
Speaker 1: are so cringey. Yeah, and really are who is buying it.

533
00:26:59,720 --> 00:27:02,720
Speaker 1: I'm I'm really understated and a quiet dude. Most people

534
00:27:02,720 --> 00:27:04,399
Speaker 1: don't think that because of the job that we do,

535
00:27:04,720 --> 00:27:06,440
Speaker 1: and I get really uncomfortable people talk to me and

536
00:27:06,640 --> 00:27:08,400
Speaker 1: and a lot of people think I'm rude, but I'm

537
00:27:08,400 --> 00:27:11,080
Speaker 1: not rude. I'm just quiet and like I'm very mild mannered,

538
00:27:11,400 --> 00:27:13,440
Speaker 1: but I like walking into a room because people just

539
00:27:13,640 --> 00:27:16,000
Speaker 1: think I'm something else based on what we do. So

540
00:27:16,119 --> 00:27:18,159
Speaker 1: I like to wear very like loud clothes, Like I'm

541
00:27:18,200 --> 00:27:21,119
Speaker 1: thinking about getting like a huge, huge chain, like with

542
00:27:21,160 --> 00:27:24,399
Speaker 1: depending on it, just like, oh, there he is the egomaniac.

543
00:27:25,000 --> 00:27:26,639
Speaker 1: Oh look he paid eighty two hundred dollars for that

544
00:27:26,720 --> 00:27:29,080
Speaker 1: Teddy Bear sweatshirt. We all know that. So yeah, he's

545
00:27:29,080 --> 00:27:30,840
Speaker 1: super boogie love it. And he'll be sitting in the

546
00:27:30,920 --> 00:27:34,000
Speaker 1: corner talking to nobody. Yeah, except sometimes I'll try to

547
00:27:34,040 --> 00:27:36,520
Speaker 1: get like because I have a Gucci headband, right, and

548
00:27:36,600 --> 00:27:38,200
Speaker 1: I like it a lot and I have worn it out.

549
00:27:38,240 --> 00:27:40,399
Speaker 1: But then sometimes you're wearing it and you're like, I

550
00:27:40,560 --> 00:27:43,720
Speaker 1: like to douche. Yeah, all right. This is the i

551
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Speaker 1: n N, the Idiot News Network where idiots aren't just

552
00:27:46,080 --> 00:27:48,360
Speaker 1: in the news, they report the news. And for our

553
00:27:48,400 --> 00:27:50,919
Speaker 1: next story of the day, listen, it's Alex Fresh, who's

554
00:27:50,920 --> 00:27:54,720
Speaker 1: on location in Tampa, Florida. So I'm not sure if

555
00:27:54,760 --> 00:27:56,119
Speaker 1: you guys missed it or not, but I know the

556
00:27:56,160 --> 00:27:57,960
Speaker 1: story has been out for a bit, but I didn't

557
00:27:57,960 --> 00:27:59,520
Speaker 1: get a chance to talk about it, and I just

558
00:27:59,600 --> 00:28:01,800
Speaker 1: want to in my two cents. Right. So there's a

559
00:28:01,880 --> 00:28:04,399
Speaker 1: video of Tom Brady standing on his boat and he

560
00:28:04,520 --> 00:28:08,399
Speaker 1: actually tosses his Lombardi trophy to another boat that was

561
00:28:08,440 --> 00:28:11,159
Speaker 1: like ten yards away. Yeah, people were ripping them for this.

562
00:28:11,560 --> 00:28:13,320
Speaker 1: I'm glad you. I'm Alex. I'm glad you brought this

563
00:28:13,320 --> 00:28:15,359
Speaker 1: story to our attention. It's been out there, but we

564
00:28:15,400 --> 00:28:16,920
Speaker 1: haven't had a chance to really comment on it because

565
00:28:16,920 --> 00:28:19,600
Speaker 1: we're talking about so many other things like stuffed animal sweashirts.

566
00:28:19,640 --> 00:28:26,040
Speaker 1: But somebody catches it though. I think it would Gronks boat. Yeah.

567
00:28:26,080 --> 00:28:28,520
Speaker 1: They caught it though, But could you imagine if he didn't,

568
00:28:28,880 --> 00:28:30,480
Speaker 1: would just go on the water and then somebody would

569
00:28:30,600 --> 00:28:32,840
Speaker 1: fish it up they find it. Yeah, I mean, you

570
00:28:32,920 --> 00:28:35,080
Speaker 1: know they can't find people when they go missing sometimes

571
00:28:35,160 --> 00:28:39,640
Speaker 1: around bodies of water. The NFL lost their trophy, they

572
00:28:39,720 --> 00:28:42,760
Speaker 1: would drain the ocean. I figure out how to do

573
00:28:42,840 --> 00:28:45,080
Speaker 1: it to find that trophy. Yeah. I just think that

574
00:28:45,200 --> 00:28:48,560
Speaker 1: it's crazy that he's tossing his Lombardi trophy back and forth,

575
00:28:48,680 --> 00:28:50,640
Speaker 1: Like I don't really care, it's whatever, It's just a trophy.

576
00:28:50,720 --> 00:28:52,400
Speaker 1: But I mean people would put that in like a

577
00:28:52,480 --> 00:28:54,200
Speaker 1: case in their house and he's just like tossing it

578
00:28:54,320 --> 00:28:56,240
Speaker 1: over the water. It's like ten yards of another boat.

579
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Speaker 1: Don't like seven of them, doesn't he? I don't know.

580
00:28:58,280 --> 00:29:00,120
Speaker 1: I don't keep up with him, but something like that,

581
00:29:01,240 --> 00:29:04,560
Speaker 1: I don't. I think his house is built with though well,

582
00:29:04,600 --> 00:29:06,960
Speaker 1: I mean, who knows how much he actually legitimately should have,

583
00:29:07,280 --> 00:29:09,440
Speaker 1: you know, deflate gay and things like that. So he

584
00:29:09,560 --> 00:29:11,800
Speaker 1: has several. But that's a good spirace. Whether they're warranted

585
00:29:11,880 --> 00:29:13,840
Speaker 1: for him to have them, I don't know. I believe

586
00:29:13,880 --> 00:29:16,400
Speaker 1: in Tom. I like him. Yeah. Well that's all I

587
00:29:16,480 --> 00:29:19,760
Speaker 1: have here from Tampa Bay, where Tom Brady is deflating

588
00:29:19,880 --> 00:29:24,640
Speaker 1: some balls. Right, Thank you very much, Alex. This is

589
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Speaker 1: the i n N, the Idiot News Network where idiots

590
00:29:26,920 --> 00:29:30,160
Speaker 1: aren't just in the news. And for our next story,

591
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Speaker 1: let's send it on over to English Evan, who is

592
00:29:33,200 --> 00:29:35,680
Speaker 1: currently on the location of his new buddy cops com

593
00:29:35,760 --> 00:29:38,360
Speaker 1: called English and English, where a straight laced English cop

594
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Speaker 1: is partnered with a loose cannon partner who's always in

595
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Speaker 1: trouble named Billy English sounds cooky. I don't tell us

596
00:29:43,080 --> 00:29:45,320
Speaker 1: about Oh my god, just remember it's on off to CSI,

597
00:29:45,440 --> 00:29:48,040
Speaker 1: so tune in. But I want to do something here

598
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Speaker 1: that I don't do very often. So this is my

599
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Speaker 1: movie voice. Okay, ready in a world where you can't

600
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Speaker 1: say anything without being canceled. Not bad. One woman said

601
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Speaker 1: something really dumb that she probably should have dead, and

602
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Speaker 1: now she's been canceled. No longer coming to theaters this summer.

603
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Speaker 1: Gina Corrano, Oh, thank you very much, because you kind

604
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Speaker 1: of you do it in your American acts. You do

605
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Speaker 1: which sounds like a stone or surfer. So it was

606
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Speaker 1: like the movie Guy Got High was just hanging out

607
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Speaker 1: on a beach somewhere exactly. Well, that was what I

608
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Speaker 1: was going for. So Gina Corano, though, she's the start

609
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Speaker 1: of Disney's hit TV series The Mandalorian, which is like

610
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Speaker 1: a Star Wars spinoff, But she's been fired because the

611
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Speaker 1: Internet was not very happy with a post that she

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Speaker 1: shared on social media implying that being a Republican today

613
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Speaker 1: is like being Jewish during the Holocaust. Oh my god,

614
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Speaker 1: that's COMPARI she took it to the extreme. Yeah, so sorry,

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Speaker 1: what's his name again, Gina D And that means don't

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Speaker 1: go early, lose ye yong job, you about to lose

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Speaker 1: your job or nothing. And that was the I n

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Speaker 1: N The Idiot News that work or idiots aren't just

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Speaker 1: in the news. That was the i n N the

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Speaker 1: Idiot News Network where idiots aren't just in the news.

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Speaker 1: In tomorrow, same time for another hard hitting report. This

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Speaker 1: is Inns the Jubil Show on demand. It's another Jewbil

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Speaker 1: phone frame Mornings. Hello, Hi, man, I speak to Stephanie. Please,

624
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Speaker 1: this is she. How can I help you? Hello Stephanie.

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Speaker 1: My name is Mike Parsons. You teach my son, Austin. Oh,

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Speaker 1: good morning, mister Parsons. Yes, yes, Austin. Yes, such a

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Speaker 1: lovely young man. I'm gonna help you. Well. You can

628
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Speaker 1: help me by explaining something to me, because Austin shared

629
00:32:01,080 --> 00:32:03,600
Speaker 1: with me something that he learned in your class the

630
00:32:03,720 --> 00:32:09,440
Speaker 1: other day that was shocking. Um, I'm confused. When did

631
00:32:09,480 --> 00:32:12,200
Speaker 1: he learn that was shocking to you? I was confused

632
00:32:12,240 --> 00:32:15,040
Speaker 1: as well. When I asked him, I said Usti, because

633
00:32:15,040 --> 00:32:17,640
Speaker 1: I call him Austi sometimes. I said, Austi, what'd you

634
00:32:17,720 --> 00:32:19,080
Speaker 1: learn in school today? And he shared with me a

635
00:32:19,160 --> 00:32:21,040
Speaker 1: few things. The one thing that he shared with me

636
00:32:21,120 --> 00:32:24,440
Speaker 1: that was disturbing that he learned that the Earth is round?

637
00:32:26,160 --> 00:32:33,600
Speaker 1: Um M, sorry, yes, that is correct. Wrong, that is

638
00:32:33,720 --> 00:32:37,720
Speaker 1: not I'm sorry you are you. You are an educator,

639
00:32:37,960 --> 00:32:45,320
Speaker 1: ma'am exactly, Yes, apparently not. Apparently you're not. Apparently you're

640
00:32:45,360 --> 00:32:48,960
Speaker 1: not educated enough, okay, because you're teaching young, impressionable children,

641
00:32:49,320 --> 00:32:52,160
Speaker 1: and it's irresponsible for you to go out there and

642
00:32:52,320 --> 00:32:55,360
Speaker 1: make claims that the Earth is round or whatever. The

643
00:32:55,520 --> 00:32:59,520
Speaker 1: Earth is round. Facts have proven that, there's a lot

644
00:32:59,560 --> 00:33:02,640
Speaker 1: of shific facts to that. I don't get where you're

645
00:33:02,640 --> 00:33:06,080
Speaker 1: getting that the Earth is flat. There are more scientific

646
00:33:06,200 --> 00:33:09,520
Speaker 1: facts to disprove that the Earth is round. The Earth

647
00:33:09,680 --> 00:33:13,800
Speaker 1: is flat. So we have seen it from space. We

648
00:33:14,080 --> 00:33:17,960
Speaker 1: know what the Earth looks like from outside of the Earth.

649
00:33:18,320 --> 00:33:21,120
Speaker 1: Our opinions on whether the Earth is round or flat

650
00:33:21,280 --> 00:33:23,760
Speaker 1: is not what I want to talk to you about, sir.

651
00:33:24,200 --> 00:33:27,200
Speaker 1: It is not an opinion on whether the Earth is

652
00:33:27,320 --> 00:33:30,920
Speaker 1: round or flat. It is a fact that it is round.

653
00:33:31,280 --> 00:33:32,760
Speaker 1: I will not allow you to teach my son that

654
00:33:32,840 --> 00:33:35,240
Speaker 1: the Earth is round. We are a flat earth household.

655
00:33:35,520 --> 00:33:38,760
Speaker 1: And I was beside myself when he told me that.

656
00:33:40,160 --> 00:33:43,840
Speaker 1: And now you're laughing at me, Yes I am, because

657
00:33:44,240 --> 00:33:47,280
Speaker 1: do you. I really wish I could record so you

658
00:33:47,320 --> 00:33:49,720
Speaker 1: can hear how crazy you failed. The Earth is flat

659
00:33:49,800 --> 00:33:51,560
Speaker 1: and we all know it's flat, and you ask for it.

660
00:33:52,080 --> 00:33:57,320
Speaker 1: Starting tomorrow, we are going to protest. Oh really, who

661
00:33:57,640 --> 00:34:00,320
Speaker 1: is going to protest? Please tell me me? And the

662
00:34:00,480 --> 00:34:03,920
Speaker 1: entire FEES is going to be out there, e s.

663
00:34:04,120 --> 00:34:06,960
Speaker 1: What is that the flat Earth Society that you yes

664
00:34:07,320 --> 00:34:10,680
Speaker 1: made up created? Because it's a party of one minutes

665
00:34:10,840 --> 00:34:13,880
Speaker 1: more than one Okay, we are a powerful group. Me,

666
00:34:14,280 --> 00:34:16,799
Speaker 1: my friend Steve and my other friend Tommy are going

667
00:34:16,880 --> 00:34:19,440
Speaker 1: to be out there letting everybody know that you're teaching

668
00:34:19,520 --> 00:34:24,120
Speaker 1: kids the earth is round. Oh my gosh, if you

669
00:34:24,280 --> 00:34:27,759
Speaker 1: are crazy, this is really ludicrous. I sir, I don't

670
00:34:27,840 --> 00:34:29,960
Speaker 1: have time for again. Okay, I need to go and

671
00:34:30,080 --> 00:34:33,400
Speaker 1: teach children. All right, fine, teach, Go ahead and continue

672
00:34:33,440 --> 00:34:39,120
Speaker 1: teaching them and feel the wrath of the fees, the fees.

673
00:34:39,360 --> 00:34:42,080
Speaker 1: I am shaking in my boot. Okay, you and your

674
00:34:42,120 --> 00:34:45,000
Speaker 1: two buddies, yes, please, all right, I'm waiting. Well then

675
00:34:45,000 --> 00:34:46,359
Speaker 1: I'll also let you know this is a prank phone

676
00:34:46,400 --> 00:34:49,799
Speaker 1: call too. What do you think about that? I'm sorry?

677
00:34:49,840 --> 00:34:52,319
Speaker 1: Say it? Say it again? Is a what phone call?

678
00:34:52,640 --> 00:34:54,879
Speaker 1: Prank phone call? This is actually Jewel from The Jewel

679
00:34:54,920 --> 00:35:01,760
Speaker 1: Show doing a phone prank on you. See h ahob

680
00:35:03,400 --> 00:35:11,239
Speaker 1: you ain't got me? Oh um, your friend Tina say

681
00:35:11,280 --> 00:35:17,320
Speaker 1: you up. Oh my gosh, Tino. She said that you

682
00:35:17,760 --> 00:35:19,840
Speaker 1: you get a lot of weird phone calls from parents

683
00:35:19,880 --> 00:35:26,120
Speaker 1: of your students, So this one takes the game. Stop

684
00:35:26,239 --> 00:35:28,279
Speaker 1: teaching these kids that earned this round, Okay, I won't

685
00:35:28,280 --> 00:35:34,000
Speaker 1: have it. Wake up every morning with Jebil phone pranks

686
00:35:34,200 --> 00:35:38,400
Speaker 1: weekday mornings on the twenties the Jewil Show on demand.

687
00:35:39,480 --> 00:35:43,080
Speaker 1: It's time four of the Roses. This might be the

688
00:35:43,160 --> 00:35:45,879
Speaker 1: most convenient wore the Roses to catch a teater? Ever? Why?

689
00:35:45,960 --> 00:35:47,600
Speaker 1: And I say that because Teresa is on the phone

690
00:35:47,600 --> 00:35:49,960
Speaker 1: and she thinks her boyfriend might be cheating. She also

691
00:35:50,120 --> 00:35:53,360
Speaker 1: said that he owns a moving company, so if he

692
00:35:53,480 --> 00:35:57,560
Speaker 1: is cheating, talk about convenient, that's great. What's up, Teres?

693
00:35:57,640 --> 00:36:01,160
Speaker 1: How are you? Hey, guys, I'm I'm doing okay, Yeah,

694
00:36:01,200 --> 00:36:04,200
Speaker 1: I'm sorry. Dumb question. Yeah, that's just my normal thing

695
00:36:04,280 --> 00:36:06,279
Speaker 1: to say to people, and sometimes it does come off.

696
00:36:06,360 --> 00:36:08,080
Speaker 1: It was also a really good joke too, but then

697
00:36:08,120 --> 00:36:10,719
Speaker 1: it just kind of like fell Yeah, well because she's

698
00:36:10,800 --> 00:36:13,759
Speaker 1: kind of sad, understandable. Three, don't don't worry about ruining

699
00:36:13,800 --> 00:36:16,520
Speaker 1: that joke, Like, I understand that you're going through something

700
00:36:16,600 --> 00:36:19,880
Speaker 1: right now. Yeah, No, it's fine, thank you. Guys. Honestly,

701
00:36:19,960 --> 00:36:24,759
Speaker 1: you're I'm trying not to smile right now because whatever, Well,

702
00:36:25,080 --> 00:36:27,719
Speaker 1: thank you, And it sucks that you think your boyfriend's cheating.

703
00:36:27,760 --> 00:36:31,319
Speaker 1: Tell us about it. Why do you think so? Yeah? So, um, okay,

704
00:36:31,360 --> 00:36:33,279
Speaker 1: I'm not I really don't want to be tm ice,

705
00:36:33,280 --> 00:36:35,440
Speaker 1: so I'm not going to go there. But um, you know,

706
00:36:35,520 --> 00:36:38,080
Speaker 1: we have a great sex life and we have had

707
00:36:38,160 --> 00:36:42,000
Speaker 1: one but then um, I would say, like it's the

708
00:36:42,120 --> 00:36:45,680
Speaker 1: last month or so, he just hasn't seemed interested and

709
00:36:46,200 --> 00:36:51,440
Speaker 1: usually he like initiates all the time. Ye like this

710
00:36:51,719 --> 00:36:55,120
Speaker 1: month nothing and even like I've tried a little and

711
00:36:55,280 --> 00:36:59,320
Speaker 1: then like nothing, Like that's kind of like the first sign.

712
00:36:59,520 --> 00:37:01,760
Speaker 1: Yeah that's odd. How long have you guys been together.

713
00:37:02,600 --> 00:37:06,600
Speaker 1: We've been together over a little over two years. Yeah, okay, okay, yeah,

714
00:37:06,640 --> 00:37:09,200
Speaker 1: I mean that's weird. Yeah, if especially with the dude,

715
00:37:09,239 --> 00:37:11,520
Speaker 1: I know how I am in relationship right you know,

716
00:37:12,080 --> 00:37:13,840
Speaker 1: outside by the way, and she knows, and she's just like,

717
00:37:13,920 --> 00:37:16,279
Speaker 1: would you please stop touching me? Trying to walk down

718
00:37:16,320 --> 00:37:19,360
Speaker 1: the hallway, and if all of a sudden that stops,

719
00:37:19,560 --> 00:37:23,120
Speaker 1: that would be telling. Oh, absolutely, suspect for sure, is

720
00:37:23,160 --> 00:37:24,560
Speaker 1: that it is? Is that the only thing or is

721
00:37:24,600 --> 00:37:28,160
Speaker 1: there more to it? No? No, So I also, this

722
00:37:28,360 --> 00:37:31,279
Speaker 1: is honestly super embarrassing for him. But I caught him

723
00:37:31,280 --> 00:37:34,840
Speaker 1: the other day taking a shirtless selfie phono, like he

724
00:37:35,120 --> 00:37:39,080
Speaker 1: was in the bathroom, like with good lighting, like shooting

725
00:37:39,160 --> 00:37:42,040
Speaker 1: down on like shirtless. Does he not normally take pictures

726
00:37:42,040 --> 00:37:45,279
Speaker 1: of himself like that? Never? And he he didn't send

727
00:37:45,320 --> 00:37:47,239
Speaker 1: it to me. I was like, what are you doing?

728
00:37:47,320 --> 00:37:48,960
Speaker 1: And he was like, oh, it was a joke, Like

729
00:37:49,080 --> 00:37:51,000
Speaker 1: I was just I just thought it to be funny.

730
00:37:51,320 --> 00:37:53,160
Speaker 1: He's not like working out or anything, because I know

731
00:37:53,280 --> 00:37:56,440
Speaker 1: sometimes I take like progress picks. I don't send. I

732
00:37:56,440 --> 00:38:02,359
Speaker 1: don't send to anyone necessarily, come on, you could send them. Well, yeah,

733
00:38:03,239 --> 00:38:05,520
Speaker 1: he is definitely not working out like it. No, it

734
00:38:05,680 --> 00:38:08,359
Speaker 1: was not nothing like that. All right, No offense to him.

735
00:38:08,400 --> 00:38:12,880
Speaker 1: He has a great dad bod, but like it. Yeah. Also,

736
00:38:13,400 --> 00:38:16,160
Speaker 1: it was really weird the other day heard him like mumbling,

737
00:38:16,200 --> 00:38:18,520
Speaker 1: it sounded like he was talking, but he was in

738
00:38:18,600 --> 00:38:21,680
Speaker 1: the bathroom with the door locked, so I kind of like,

739
00:38:21,800 --> 00:38:23,360
Speaker 1: I wasn't trying to creep and listen in, but I

740
00:38:23,440 --> 00:38:25,279
Speaker 1: was like, wait, it sounds like he's on the phone, right,

741
00:38:25,560 --> 00:38:28,160
Speaker 1: And then um, once he came out I was like, wait,

742
00:38:28,239 --> 00:38:29,759
Speaker 1: were you talking to somebody? And he was like, oh no,

743
00:38:29,880 --> 00:38:32,560
Speaker 1: I was just like watching like Netflix, and I was like,

744
00:38:32,840 --> 00:38:35,800
Speaker 1: well no, it was his voice talking, so like that

745
00:38:36,000 --> 00:38:39,360
Speaker 1: was yeah, so he's definitely hiding something. Something's going on

746
00:38:39,520 --> 00:38:42,520
Speaker 1: for sure. Yeah, you send your email that he owns

747
00:38:42,520 --> 00:38:46,160
Speaker 1: a moving company. Yeah, yeah, he owns a moving company,

748
00:38:46,320 --> 00:38:50,560
Speaker 1: So that would maybe reach out there. I was thinking

749
00:38:50,800 --> 00:38:52,799
Speaker 1: I could call and say that he'd you know, make

750
00:38:52,880 --> 00:38:55,320
Speaker 1: up say that he did a move for me and

751
00:38:55,440 --> 00:38:57,520
Speaker 1: my wife a while back. Oh yeah, I wanted to

752
00:38:57,600 --> 00:39:00,399
Speaker 1: thank them that. Look, thank thank them for by sending

753
00:39:00,480 --> 00:39:03,640
Speaker 1: the flowers to somebody and whose name he gives us

754
00:39:03,640 --> 00:39:06,799
Speaker 1: on the flowers. Yeah, I think that would be good.

755
00:39:06,840 --> 00:39:09,480
Speaker 1: I think that would be he'd believe that for sure. Okay,

756
00:39:09,680 --> 00:39:11,879
Speaker 1: all right, we'll play a song. Come back and see

757
00:39:12,000 --> 00:39:15,960
Speaker 1: if he is taking shirtless selfies and not wanting to

758
00:39:16,080 --> 00:39:18,520
Speaker 1: have fun in the bedroom and then talking to himself

759
00:39:18,560 --> 00:39:23,319
Speaker 1: in the bathroom for another reason. Okay, okay, yeah, thanks guys, yea,

760
00:39:23,400 --> 00:39:25,439
Speaker 1: all right, we'll do it next Jewel show. And would

761
00:39:25,480 --> 00:39:28,320
Speaker 1: you look at that? What I did it again? What

762
00:39:29,200 --> 00:39:33,080
Speaker 1: I do not learn lessons? Oh my gosh, the name, Yes,

763
00:39:33,320 --> 00:39:36,560
Speaker 1: I forgot to ask. It's the most important thing I know,

764
00:39:36,680 --> 00:39:38,280
Speaker 1: and I do it every single time. We all forget,

765
00:39:38,840 --> 00:39:41,080
Speaker 1: I know, nobody we all do because you guys would

766
00:39:41,160 --> 00:39:43,120
Speaker 1: usually be like, hey, yeah, you forgot to ask the

767
00:39:43,160 --> 00:39:44,880
Speaker 1: dude's name. They're going to call it a cev's cheating,

768
00:39:44,920 --> 00:39:47,239
Speaker 1: So what's his name? Yes, we'll find out here right now,

769
00:39:47,320 --> 00:39:49,560
Speaker 1: if just to refresh your memory, if you're just tuning in.

770
00:39:49,560 --> 00:39:50,759
Speaker 1: It's right in the middle of war. The rose is

771
00:39:50,800 --> 00:39:53,120
Speaker 1: to catch a cheater. And Teresa's on the phone. She

772
00:39:53,239 --> 00:39:55,239
Speaker 1: thinks that her boyfriend of a little over two years

773
00:39:55,719 --> 00:39:59,960
Speaker 1: might be fooling around. Yep, I sound like the old

774
00:40:00,120 --> 00:40:03,880
Speaker 1: this man ever seeing fooling around. But she thinks that

775
00:40:03,920 --> 00:40:06,640
Speaker 1: he might be seeing someone else because recently he stopped

776
00:40:06,680 --> 00:40:09,720
Speaker 1: wanting to be intimate, or at least hasn't really tried,

777
00:40:10,160 --> 00:40:13,279
Speaker 1: and when normally he's the other way. And she caught

778
00:40:13,360 --> 00:40:15,719
Speaker 1: him taking a shirtless selfie for some reason in the

779
00:40:15,760 --> 00:40:17,000
Speaker 1: mirror the other day, and he said he was just

780
00:40:17,040 --> 00:40:18,960
Speaker 1: trying to joke around and have fun. But the light,

781
00:40:19,200 --> 00:40:20,960
Speaker 1: you said, the lighting was all set up in like

782
00:40:21,160 --> 00:40:24,520
Speaker 1: angles and stuff. Yeah, yeah, he had like really good

783
00:40:24,640 --> 00:40:29,960
Speaker 1: lighting on. Wow it is. And she also said that

784
00:40:30,120 --> 00:40:32,680
Speaker 1: she thought he was talking to himself in the bathroom

785
00:40:32,719 --> 00:40:34,040
Speaker 1: while he was going to the bathroom the other day,

786
00:40:34,520 --> 00:40:36,839
Speaker 1: and so she kind of listened close to the door

787
00:40:36,840 --> 00:40:38,359
Speaker 1: and it sounded like he might have been talking to someone.

788
00:40:38,520 --> 00:40:39,840
Speaker 1: When she asked him about it, he said he was

789
00:40:39,840 --> 00:40:43,120
Speaker 1: watching Netflix. So it all just seems weird. I guess

790
00:40:43,160 --> 00:40:45,120
Speaker 1: he owns a moving company. So I'm going to pretend

791
00:40:45,160 --> 00:40:50,040
Speaker 1: to be a former customer of theirs and offer him

792
00:40:50,160 --> 00:40:52,160
Speaker 1: a gift card and some flowers that's into someone as

793
00:40:52,200 --> 00:40:54,920
Speaker 1: a thank you, and see if he gives us Teresa's

794
00:40:55,040 --> 00:40:58,920
Speaker 1: name or somebody else's name. And now a very important

795
00:40:58,960 --> 00:41:01,480
Speaker 1: piece of the puzzle that I'm missing, Crease. What's his name,

796
00:41:01,560 --> 00:41:06,200
Speaker 1: by the way, Yeah, thank you. It's a cool name. Yeah,

797
00:41:06,280 --> 00:41:08,040
Speaker 1: it is a cool name. All right. Well, now that

798
00:41:08,120 --> 00:41:10,279
Speaker 1: I have everything that I need to try to make

799
00:41:10,360 --> 00:41:12,359
Speaker 1: the phone call, I'm gonna call him right now. Okay,

800
00:41:12,400 --> 00:41:15,759
Speaker 1: are you ready? I think? So? Okay, here we go.

801
00:41:27,080 --> 00:41:31,359
Speaker 1: Bloober is a Solomon Solomon? Yep, this is he? Oh Hey,

802
00:41:31,440 --> 00:41:34,160
Speaker 1: this is my name is Scoffrey. Nice to meet you. Um,

803
00:41:34,640 --> 00:41:36,600
Speaker 1: we don't know each other, but you did a move

804
00:41:36,800 --> 00:41:38,239
Speaker 1: for me and my family a while back. My wife

805
00:41:38,320 --> 00:41:40,799
Speaker 1: coordinated the whole thing, and I just wanted to give

806
00:41:40,840 --> 00:41:43,399
Speaker 1: you a call today to say thank you. Oh man,

807
00:41:43,480 --> 00:41:45,840
Speaker 1: that's great. Yeah, you know what, Actually, if uh, if

808
00:41:45,880 --> 00:41:47,920
Speaker 1: you wouldn't mind just you know, throwing a review on

809
00:41:48,280 --> 00:41:51,520
Speaker 1: Facebook or yelp, oh um, that'd be huge. I'd really

810
00:41:51,520 --> 00:41:55,080
Speaker 1: appreciate that absolutely. I mean, you know, we've gone through

811
00:41:55,120 --> 00:41:57,920
Speaker 1: a lot of moves because I'm a I'm a pretty

812
00:41:58,080 --> 00:42:01,320
Speaker 1: uh busy guy, and around a lot would be business

813
00:42:01,360 --> 00:42:03,920
Speaker 1: stuff because I'm you know, like anyway, enough about me,

814
00:42:04,080 --> 00:42:05,799
Speaker 1: but we move a lot and it was the best

815
00:42:05,840 --> 00:42:08,279
Speaker 1: movie experience me and my family have had. So thank

816
00:42:08,320 --> 00:42:11,160
Speaker 1: you again, no problem. Who who is? Who was it again?

817
00:42:11,239 --> 00:42:15,279
Speaker 1: What was her name? I'm sorry? What? Oh? Hey, you

818
00:42:15,360 --> 00:42:16,680
Speaker 1: know what, I don't have a lot of time. If

819
00:42:16,719 --> 00:42:18,759
Speaker 1: I could just you know, get some info from you,

820
00:42:18,800 --> 00:42:21,160
Speaker 1: because I want to make sure that I hook you

821
00:42:21,200 --> 00:42:23,200
Speaker 1: guys up. So I wanted to send you guys some

822
00:42:23,840 --> 00:42:27,319
Speaker 1: gift cards for you and your dudes. How many guys

823
00:42:27,360 --> 00:42:30,239
Speaker 1: you got working for you? Okay? Eight eight guys? All right,

824
00:42:30,280 --> 00:42:32,440
Speaker 1: that's fine, send you guys some gift cards. I want

825
00:42:32,480 --> 00:42:33,960
Speaker 1: to just ask a couple of questions, see what your

826
00:42:34,239 --> 00:42:36,000
Speaker 1: interests are. I think stories you like to go to

827
00:42:36,120 --> 00:42:38,080
Speaker 1: and then I'll get that. And then also just for

828
00:42:38,200 --> 00:42:40,080
Speaker 1: you because he did such a good job for me

829
00:42:40,200 --> 00:42:41,880
Speaker 1: my family. I don't know if you have a wife

830
00:42:41,920 --> 00:42:43,600
Speaker 1: or girlfriend or something like that. I would love to

831
00:42:43,640 --> 00:42:46,200
Speaker 1: send flowers to your significant other to say, you know,

832
00:42:46,920 --> 00:42:48,759
Speaker 1: just just a thank you. It could be from you,

833
00:42:48,800 --> 00:42:50,279
Speaker 1: though it's not from me, it's from you just to

834
00:42:50,560 --> 00:42:54,560
Speaker 1: you know, a little bonus. That's super cool. Thank you. Yeah,

835
00:42:54,800 --> 00:42:57,600
Speaker 1: no problem. What do you what do you need? Well,

836
00:42:57,640 --> 00:42:59,680
Speaker 1: first of all, like I said, those gift card stuff,

837
00:42:59,680 --> 00:43:02,160
Speaker 1: I'll figure I'll find out, you know there the information

838
00:43:02,200 --> 00:43:03,799
Speaker 1: about your other guys, so I can send those two

839
00:43:03,800 --> 00:43:05,640
Speaker 1: you I have your business name. I'll just into the business.

840
00:43:05,680 --> 00:43:07,800
Speaker 1: But uh, I'm just gonna send these flowers direct, so

841
00:43:08,320 --> 00:43:11,480
Speaker 1: I would only need where you want them scent, uh,

842
00:43:11,520 --> 00:43:13,440
Speaker 1: and the person who you want me to send them too.

843
00:43:13,520 --> 00:43:16,080
Speaker 1: So I guess I would. I guess I would start

844
00:43:16,080 --> 00:43:19,160
Speaker 1: with a name, flowers to their girlfriend. That's uh, that's

845
00:43:19,160 --> 00:43:21,959
Speaker 1: gonna give me a lot of points. Um. Yeah, yeah, sure,

846
00:43:22,160 --> 00:43:24,920
Speaker 1: you hooked me up and I appreciate it. Uh. Like

847
00:43:25,000 --> 00:43:26,279
Speaker 1: I said, I was out of town on business, so

848
00:43:26,360 --> 00:43:28,000
Speaker 1: it was nice to know that my family is taken

849
00:43:28,000 --> 00:43:31,520
Speaker 1: care of, and you guys moved them efficiently and professionally.

850
00:43:32,000 --> 00:43:34,000
Speaker 1: You gotta you gotta, you gotta something right down kind

851
00:43:34,000 --> 00:43:35,760
Speaker 1: of give your name there. I'm actually on the website

852
00:43:35,840 --> 00:43:37,560
Speaker 1: right now, so I can just order these flowers have

853
00:43:37,680 --> 00:43:39,200
Speaker 1: sent off. So I just figured to do it that way.

854
00:43:39,239 --> 00:43:43,960
Speaker 1: So yeah, I can just type out whatever you name. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,

855
00:43:45,320 --> 00:43:47,480
Speaker 1: just send them to uh, you know, just send them

856
00:43:47,480 --> 00:43:53,799
Speaker 1: to Autumn man. Oh, like the season right yeah, so Autumn? Okay,

857
00:43:53,840 --> 00:43:57,000
Speaker 1: cool Autumn? And um, do you want me to like,

858
00:43:57,120 --> 00:43:58,680
Speaker 1: there's a card option here? Do you want to put

859
00:43:58,719 --> 00:44:02,239
Speaker 1: anything on a card? You know? I like lessons more

860
00:44:02,360 --> 00:44:04,920
Speaker 1: just for a little uh, thank you for being in

861
00:44:05,000 --> 00:44:09,080
Speaker 1: my life, thank you for being What the hell I'm sorry?

862
00:44:09,640 --> 00:44:13,480
Speaker 1: Oh my god, Solomon, what the fuck? Like? Who is this?

863
00:44:13,960 --> 00:44:21,040
Speaker 1: Who is autumn um? Terese? Yeah, yeah, it's Terese by

864
00:44:21,120 --> 00:44:23,560
Speaker 1: the way. Yeah, this is weird. So I just broke

865
00:44:23,600 --> 00:44:24,920
Speaker 1: into our phone call. Do you know what Teresa is?

866
00:44:24,920 --> 00:44:27,200
Speaker 1: Because I didn't know Teresa is on the phone. Never

867
00:44:27,280 --> 00:44:32,080
Speaker 1: heard of it. Yeah, what what is happening right now?

868
00:44:33,000 --> 00:44:35,920
Speaker 1: What's happening is your cheating ass has been caught and

869
00:44:36,000 --> 00:44:39,680
Speaker 1: you need to literally write this second, tell us exactly

870
00:44:39,760 --> 00:44:42,320
Speaker 1: what's going on, because I'm literally about to blow my gasket.

871
00:44:43,320 --> 00:44:46,480
Speaker 1: What the fuck? What is this? No? No, no, you

872
00:44:46,520 --> 00:44:49,840
Speaker 1: don't Solomon. This is the Jewel Show. My name's Jewel Alex.

873
00:44:49,920 --> 00:44:52,080
Speaker 1: I'm English, Heavin. You already know your girlfriend who's on

874
00:44:52,160 --> 00:44:54,120
Speaker 1: the phone. Her name is not Autumn. And we do

875
00:44:54,160 --> 00:44:55,920
Speaker 1: a second of the show where we catch cheaters and

876
00:44:56,440 --> 00:45:00,359
Speaker 1: sounds like we caught youa wow. No, oh my god,

877
00:45:00,480 --> 00:45:04,400
Speaker 1: are you serious? Yeah? Yeah, I'm dead serious. So you

878
00:45:04,640 --> 00:45:08,000
Speaker 1: you have been cheating? Oh my god, my god, have

879
00:45:08,120 --> 00:45:13,200
Speaker 1: been cheating? No, no, listen, No, she's just she's another

880
00:45:13,320 --> 00:45:17,239
Speaker 1: she's someone else. She's another customer. And you know, like

881
00:45:17,840 --> 00:45:20,640
Speaker 1: I I just I didn't want to. I wanted something

882
00:45:20,680 --> 00:45:24,560
Speaker 1: to thank her for. She's not a girl. You're acting

883
00:45:25,719 --> 00:45:29,600
Speaker 1: right now. You said she has a beautiful name. She's beautiful.

884
00:45:29,640 --> 00:45:31,600
Speaker 1: You said that. We literally just heard it on the air,

885
00:45:31,719 --> 00:45:34,880
Speaker 1: So like, just say it now you're caught. I know

886
00:45:34,960 --> 00:45:37,800
Speaker 1: it sounds bad. No it's not. I'm not I'm not

887
00:45:37,880 --> 00:45:44,839
Speaker 1: cheating on you. It's um it's what it's uh uh,

888
00:45:45,440 --> 00:45:50,279
Speaker 1: she's she's a customer. She's a customer saying thank you

889
00:45:50,360 --> 00:45:55,640
Speaker 1: for being in my life. Oh my god, she's it's

890
00:45:55,840 --> 00:46:02,120
Speaker 1: I know, uh, not happening. What I M No way

891
00:46:02,239 --> 00:46:06,520
Speaker 1: you still want that Facebook review for your business? Oh?

892
00:46:07,000 --> 00:46:09,400
Speaker 1: You man? Like this is Oh, I guess that's a no.

893
00:46:09,640 --> 00:46:12,360
Speaker 1: I guess that's a no. I mean, I don't know

894
00:46:12,400 --> 00:46:14,319
Speaker 1: why you said that to me. You're the one who

895
00:46:14,320 --> 00:46:16,600
Speaker 1: put yourself in the situation. Yeah, I shouldn't have probably

896
00:46:16,760 --> 00:46:20,719
Speaker 1: cheated on your girlfriend. No, this is who? Like who

897
00:46:20,800 --> 00:46:24,720
Speaker 1: does this? We do? Also? You do? Also you cheated?

898
00:46:26,360 --> 00:46:34,080
Speaker 1: I mean whatever? Whatever? You really whatever? Oh my god,

899
00:46:34,520 --> 00:46:39,439
Speaker 1: you know what your moving company? Moving company? It's over

900
00:46:39,600 --> 00:46:42,280
Speaker 1: for us, Like, we are absolutely done. I cannot believe

901
00:46:42,320 --> 00:46:44,239
Speaker 1: I thought that I wanted to marry you. Movie with you.

902
00:46:44,640 --> 00:46:47,800
Speaker 1: You were absolutely disgusting. Like I am, I'm done. I

903
00:46:47,920 --> 00:46:50,440
Speaker 1: am done with the situation. I'm done with you. I'm

904
00:46:51,120 --> 00:46:58,600
Speaker 1: You're it's over. Oh he hung up again. Hung up.

905
00:46:59,160 --> 00:47:00,880
Speaker 1: They all hang up. A lot of the cheaters just

906
00:47:01,000 --> 00:47:02,719
Speaker 1: hang up. Don't know what to do. I guess weird

907
00:47:02,760 --> 00:47:05,520
Speaker 1: how they just can't handle it. Three So I'm sorry

908
00:47:06,239 --> 00:47:08,840
Speaker 1: he did hang up though, So but but you know

909
00:47:09,160 --> 00:47:13,960
Speaker 1: now wow wow yeah, Well thank you guys. Um you

910
00:47:14,080 --> 00:47:16,719
Speaker 1: gave me all the answers I needed. So yeah, I'm sorry, Yeah,

911
00:47:16,880 --> 00:47:20,520
Speaker 1: very sorry. You'll be better off, much better. The Jewils

912
00:47:20,560 --> 00:47:24,960
Speaker 1: shows were of the Roses. The Jewils Show on Demand

913
00:47:27,120 --> 00:47:30,160
Speaker 1: Jebils Dirty Little Secret. We're about to talk to an

914
00:47:30,200 --> 00:47:34,279
Speaker 1: elementary school kid who's over twenty years old. I think

915
00:47:34,280 --> 00:47:36,719
Speaker 1: I know who it is. You might it's time for

916
00:47:36,800 --> 00:47:39,359
Speaker 1: dirty little Secret. Remember text and four one O six one.

917
00:47:39,480 --> 00:47:42,000
Speaker 1: You can tell us anything. Tell us your dirty little secret.

918
00:47:42,040 --> 00:47:43,880
Speaker 1: Will always keep you anonymous. We don't even ask what

919
00:47:43,960 --> 00:47:45,799
Speaker 1: your name is, so that you can know that your

920
00:47:45,840 --> 00:47:48,359
Speaker 1: secret is safe with us. I mean, we do tell

921
00:47:48,400 --> 00:47:53,239
Speaker 1: everybody it, but but are exactly so that's why on

922
00:47:53,320 --> 00:47:55,440
Speaker 1: the phone right now, our anonymous person that's going to

923
00:47:55,440 --> 00:47:58,120
Speaker 1: tell us a dirty little secret is Bart Simpson. Who

924
00:47:58,440 --> 00:48:00,759
Speaker 1: all people, that's pretty sweet. Not who I thought you

925
00:48:00,800 --> 00:48:04,000
Speaker 1: were talking about, Billie Madison, Bart Simpson. He's been in

926
00:48:04,040 --> 00:48:06,640
Speaker 1: elementary school for like twenty five years or something like that. Anyway, Hello,

927
00:48:06,760 --> 00:48:13,439
Speaker 1: Bart Simpson. Hi there, how it's everyone good? We're good? Yeah? Mart?

928
00:48:15,680 --> 00:48:19,160
Speaker 1: What you say? Oh no, nothing, don't worry about it anyway.

929
00:48:19,200 --> 00:48:24,320
Speaker 1: What is your dirty little secret? Bart Simpson? Will you know?

930
00:48:25,440 --> 00:48:32,040
Speaker 1: Maybe about oh, ten years ago, still was something for

931
00:48:32,239 --> 00:48:36,600
Speaker 1: my son. I may have done right. Okay, what was that?

932
00:48:36,800 --> 00:48:38,919
Speaker 1: I mean, moms will do a lot for their kids,

933
00:48:39,040 --> 00:48:41,080
Speaker 1: a lot. I mean not my mom. Mama was terrible.

934
00:48:41,160 --> 00:48:45,200
Speaker 1: But anyway, some moms. Well, I mean, you know, my son,

935
00:48:45,440 --> 00:48:50,520
Speaker 1: he wanted to play a sports so very badly. He

936
00:48:50,680 --> 00:48:54,200
Speaker 1: adored it. Um, so I wanted to get him on

937
00:48:54,320 --> 00:48:57,920
Speaker 1: the team. Okay, we were go and watch, you know,

938
00:48:58,239 --> 00:49:01,600
Speaker 1: and the coach kind of wasn't know, he noticed us,

939
00:49:02,000 --> 00:49:08,919
Speaker 1: I should say, and noticed me as well, in particularly um,

940
00:49:09,480 --> 00:49:11,920
Speaker 1: and I let him know my film was interested and

941
00:49:12,480 --> 00:49:14,800
Speaker 1: he said no, and he said no, and then you

942
00:49:15,040 --> 00:49:19,200
Speaker 1: murdered the coach so your son could be on the team. No,

943
00:49:19,960 --> 00:49:26,040
Speaker 1: nothing like that. But I may have accepted a gat

944
00:49:26,280 --> 00:49:31,000
Speaker 1: or two and I may have crossed by, and I'm

945
00:49:31,239 --> 00:49:37,200
Speaker 1: suspected lying, and my son just so happened to end

946
00:49:37,320 --> 00:49:41,360
Speaker 1: up body the King. What do you mean by that?

947
00:49:42,640 --> 00:49:48,080
Speaker 1: I'm confused? What do you mean? I don't know. Sometimes

948
00:49:48,120 --> 00:49:52,399
Speaker 1: I don't pick up on subtleties. And yeah, I'm pretty literal. Well,

949
00:49:52,480 --> 00:49:55,800
Speaker 1: I let's just say the coach and I had an entanglement.

950
00:49:57,200 --> 00:50:01,240
Speaker 1: The last time I heard about that Jada Pinket Man, Yeah, okay,

951
00:50:01,280 --> 00:50:05,640
Speaker 1: and I just say, okay, it doesn't really happen to Jade.

952
00:50:05,680 --> 00:50:09,239
Speaker 1: And now, all right, now I get it. Okay, my bad.

953
00:50:09,280 --> 00:50:11,120
Speaker 1: I couldn't tell what you were getting at because you know,

954
00:50:11,160 --> 00:50:13,280
Speaker 1: obviously it's probably uncomfortable for you to tell a story.

955
00:50:13,800 --> 00:50:15,520
Speaker 1: And for some reason I wasn't picking up what you

956
00:50:15,560 --> 00:50:18,000
Speaker 1: were putting down. But now I understand what you put

957
00:50:18,080 --> 00:50:24,560
Speaker 1: down on the coach followed the bouncing ball. Okay, so

958
00:50:24,680 --> 00:50:26,520
Speaker 1: when was this? Like? How long ago? How long ago

959
00:50:26,680 --> 00:50:29,880
Speaker 1: was this? This was like ten years ago? He's like

960
00:50:30,040 --> 00:50:34,920
Speaker 1: ten years old. Oh okay, so he's like twenty now exactly.

961
00:50:35,600 --> 00:50:37,600
Speaker 1: And you know when you get old and you try

962
00:50:37,680 --> 00:50:41,000
Speaker 1: to have grown up conversation. Yeah, so he's like, god

963
00:50:41,080 --> 00:50:44,799
Speaker 1: having this one. I'm not having it. So he's like, mom,

964
00:50:45,440 --> 00:50:47,399
Speaker 1: how in the hell did I get on that team

965
00:50:47,440 --> 00:50:50,560
Speaker 1: when I was not very good at whatever sport it is, Matthew,

966
00:50:50,600 --> 00:50:52,920
Speaker 1: But that's what he's asking you. Now, Hey, all I

967
00:50:52,960 --> 00:50:58,800
Speaker 1: have to say is, baby, look at how well you play? Better?

968
00:51:02,360 --> 00:51:06,680
Speaker 1: Come on? Oh my god, your mom a question like that.

969
00:51:08,040 --> 00:51:11,759
Speaker 1: But now he has the courage. Yeah. Yeah, you think

970
00:51:11,800 --> 00:51:16,319
Speaker 1: you'll ever tell him mom? You know, maybe when he's

971
00:51:16,320 --> 00:51:21,400
Speaker 1: about forty year on that one. Okay, Yeah, you might

972
00:51:21,440 --> 00:51:23,719
Speaker 1: want to did you did you hook up with the

973
00:51:23,760 --> 00:51:26,319
Speaker 1: coach again or was it just that one time? Well

974
00:51:26,440 --> 00:51:28,600
Speaker 1: I said it may have been more than one or

975
00:51:28,640 --> 00:51:33,799
Speaker 1: two tests. Now, okay, all right, so that an entangled man.

976
00:51:33,880 --> 00:51:39,759
Speaker 1: I got entangled now alright, yeah, coach with the benefits? Well,

977
00:51:39,880 --> 00:51:42,960
Speaker 1: thank you for telling us your dirty little secret. Bart Simpson,

978
00:51:43,520 --> 00:51:47,720
Speaker 1: you can't or something? All right? Oh you know because

979
00:51:47,800 --> 00:51:54,120
Speaker 1: Marge handled it too. What's your dirty little secret? Did

980
00:51:54,160 --> 00:51:57,200
Speaker 1: you bill show on demand? All right? You know what

981
00:51:57,320 --> 00:52:01,640
Speaker 1: time it is? Oh, here it comes. Hey everyone, it

982
00:52:01,880 --> 00:52:04,480
Speaker 1: is time now for the new game shot that's sweeping

983
00:52:04,520 --> 00:52:06,800
Speaker 1: the nation, and it's called beat z Britt. Yeah, you

984
00:52:06,920 --> 00:52:15,919
Speaker 1: need a name for us. We need a new name

985
00:52:15,960 --> 00:52:20,960
Speaker 1: for Jubil now. Yeah, my name is Franz Hanstead. When

986
00:52:21,040 --> 00:52:22,879
Speaker 1: they did it's time for beatz Britt the game show,

987
00:52:22,960 --> 00:52:26,600
Speaker 1: we played the British guy in trivia because he's also dumb. Yes, yeah,

988
00:52:27,520 --> 00:52:29,319
Speaker 1: you know the worst part of this is I hate

989
00:52:29,360 --> 00:52:33,759
Speaker 1: that on my own song. Now, English haven't made that intro.

990
00:52:33,960 --> 00:52:35,840
Speaker 1: I always point that out because he made it. And

991
00:52:36,120 --> 00:52:38,279
Speaker 1: for some reason, a British guy made an intro that

992
00:52:38,360 --> 00:52:41,080
Speaker 1: to me sounds like the intro to a German variety show.

993
00:52:41,120 --> 00:52:44,080
Speaker 1: I don't know why. Okay, enough of that. Now it's

994
00:52:44,120 --> 00:52:47,680
Speaker 1: time to meet today's contestant for Beat the Bread and

995
00:52:47,800 --> 00:52:51,520
Speaker 1: on the phone with us right now is Anna. Anna.

996
00:52:52,400 --> 00:53:01,200
Speaker 1: What's going on everyone? Hey? What'd you say? Okay, I

997
00:53:01,239 --> 00:53:03,200
Speaker 1: couldn't hear you my music. I couldn't hear you out

998
00:53:03,200 --> 00:53:04,560
Speaker 1: of the music. Your phone broke up or something like that.

999
00:53:04,640 --> 00:53:07,279
Speaker 1: So though we're just working away, my dream is to

1000
00:53:07,400 --> 00:53:12,319
Speaker 1: be a half German, half English game show host. Yeah,

1001
00:53:12,440 --> 00:53:14,279
Speaker 1: and I'm doing a pretty good job. So yeah, can

1002
00:53:14,360 --> 00:53:17,880
Speaker 1: you do a great job? Anna? Do you think you

1003
00:53:17,920 --> 00:53:20,319
Speaker 1: can beat English Evan in trivia? Oh? I definitely think

1004
00:53:20,360 --> 00:53:22,440
Speaker 1: I can. Well, I guess the question for you, Anna

1005
00:53:23,360 --> 00:53:25,360
Speaker 1: is do you feel like you might be able to

1006
00:53:25,400 --> 00:53:30,960
Speaker 1: get more than one? Right? How do you think I

1007
00:53:31,120 --> 00:53:36,440
Speaker 1: think I can? What we're gonna send English studio, English

1008
00:53:36,800 --> 00:53:39,360
Speaker 1: Evan out of the studio, studio, out of the studio,

1009
00:53:39,640 --> 00:53:41,960
Speaker 1: the studio, Anna, The games play like this. You got

1010
00:53:42,000 --> 00:53:43,960
Speaker 1: thirty seconds answer as many questions as possible. If you

1011
00:53:44,000 --> 00:53:45,320
Speaker 1: don't know when, just say passed, and you have to

1012
00:53:45,360 --> 00:53:48,040
Speaker 1: beat English Evan outright to win. Okay, got it? Here

1013
00:53:48,120 --> 00:53:52,799
Speaker 1: we go, God, I love the new sound effects. All right, Anna,

1014
00:53:53,160 --> 00:53:56,440
Speaker 1: your time starts now. What US city is known for

1015
00:53:56,600 --> 00:54:01,919
Speaker 1: not having clean water? Detroit? What was marily monrose natural

1016
00:54:01,960 --> 00:54:06,200
Speaker 1: hair color? She was a brunette? What famous nineteen eighty

1017
00:54:06,239 --> 00:54:08,320
Speaker 1: three movie is known for the line say hello to

1018
00:54:08,400 --> 00:54:12,880
Speaker 1: my little friend Scorpie In medical terms? What does E

1019
00:54:13,040 --> 00:54:17,240
Speaker 1: and T stand for? Years? Knows and throat? Russia spans

1020
00:54:17,280 --> 00:54:21,479
Speaker 1: across two continents named the two Asia and your named

1021
00:54:21,480 --> 00:54:27,080
Speaker 1: a lucky lady who married Tom Brady J. L. Bunch, whoa,

1022
00:54:27,120 --> 00:54:32,279
Speaker 1: whoa Wow, that was amazing. I had to do easy

1023
00:54:32,360 --> 00:54:34,520
Speaker 1: questions for Evan, like literally, could the goose seg most

1024
00:54:34,560 --> 00:54:36,839
Speaker 1: of the time? Yeah, Evans for him? He's really bad

1025
00:54:36,840 --> 00:54:39,920
Speaker 1: at trivia, and you just killed it right there. Not

1026
00:54:40,040 --> 00:54:42,000
Speaker 1: only did you kill it at trivia, but you ended

1027
00:54:42,320 --> 00:54:44,640
Speaker 1: right when the like you should be doing this job

1028
00:54:44,719 --> 00:54:49,640
Speaker 1: that I'm doing. I can't hit like queues on anything.

1029
00:54:49,719 --> 00:54:51,360
Speaker 1: You It sounded like you meant to do that. That

1030
00:54:51,480 --> 00:54:55,000
Speaker 1: was very I'm a natural luck good luck now I

1031
00:54:55,239 --> 00:54:58,759
Speaker 1: she did really well at trivia? Yeah, well killed it.

1032
00:54:58,920 --> 00:55:02,760
Speaker 1: I feel pretty good today. So okay, defeat Anna. Ready

1033
00:55:02,960 --> 00:55:05,640
Speaker 1: here we go English seven. Well let's see if you're

1034
00:55:05,960 --> 00:55:11,040
Speaker 1: our lines all loved up right now? Okay, okay, way chilly. Yep,

1035
00:55:11,600 --> 00:55:17,920
Speaker 1: here we go. Okay, yes, your time starts. Now. What

1036
00:55:18,160 --> 00:55:23,080
Speaker 1: US city is known for not having clean water Florida?

1037
00:55:23,520 --> 00:55:26,080
Speaker 1: What was what was Marilyn and Rose natural hair color?

1038
00:55:26,800 --> 00:55:28,880
Speaker 1: Say that again? What was Marilyn and Rose natural hair

1039
00:55:28,920 --> 00:55:32,880
Speaker 1: color Brunette? What famous nineteen eighty three movie is known

1040
00:55:32,920 --> 00:55:36,120
Speaker 1: for the lines theay hello to my little friend. In

1041
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Speaker 1: medical terms, what does E and T stand for? Throat?

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Speaker 1: Russia spans across two continents named the two um Southeast

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Speaker 1: Asia and Asia named the Lucky Lady who married Tom Brady.

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Speaker 1: Don't know next? What car company uses to tackle on

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Speaker 1: the old drag machine time. It sounded like the questions

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Speaker 1: actually physically hurt. Okay, usually I need a good first question,

1047
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Speaker 1: and that one really threw me off. It did, And

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Speaker 1: you should know that you've been in those days for

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Speaker 1: eight years. Even I know Alex asked you the question

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Speaker 1: and your initial answer was I'm like, what is he

1051
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Speaker 1: doing here right now? All right, well, let's see how

1052
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Speaker 1: you guys did and send it on over to the scoreboard.

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Speaker 1: Our executive producer, Bradley Cooper Nolan Evan, you did really

1054
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Speaker 1: well today. Thank you. You got too correct. Oh yes,

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Speaker 1: it's twice as many as you normally get. Bradley Cooper

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Speaker 1: and Anna got four four four. How many did she answer?

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Speaker 1: She answered this same amount? Oh, correct, she killed it. Anna, congratulations,

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Speaker 1: you beat the Britt. Thank you, thank you, Alex score

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Speaker 1: to the answer. Let's see that what US city does

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Speaker 1: know for not having clean water Flint, Michigan. I knew that.

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Speaker 1: That was why I did. That's why I did the

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Speaker 1: noise because I knew the Florida I know close. What

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Speaker 1: was Marilyn in rose natural hair color ginger? Oh, she's

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Speaker 1: one of us, Yes, well one of you. The nineteen

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Speaker 1: eighty three movies known for the tagline say hello to

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Speaker 1: my little friend's scarface? Right? In medical terms? What does

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Speaker 1: E and T stand for? Ear nose and throat? I've

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Speaker 1: been too many Russia, all right, Russia's spans across dukon

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Speaker 1: and stay the two Europe and Asia? Oh name the

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Speaker 1: lucky lady who married Tom Brady is just sell never

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Speaker 1: heard of a she's a model bunch chicken and go

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Speaker 1: through all right? So so English, haven't you lost? And congratulations?

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Speaker 1: Anna beat Zibritt today. Yes, and for beating him and

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Speaker 1: doing such a wonderful job, I'm going to send you

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Speaker 1: a Jewel Show sticker, so hang on the line so

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Speaker 1: I can get Jampo. All right. We played Beat the

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Speaker 1: brit every single Tuesday and Thursday at this time, so

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Speaker 1: tune in next time when ZIB loses, like yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 1: The Jewel Show. The Jewel Show on demand