1 00:00:05,519 --> 00:00:08,680 Speaker 1: It's the radio segment that's taking human laziness to the 2 00:00:08,720 --> 00:00:12,959 Speaker 1: next level with a new food delivery app called grub Tub. 3 00:00:13,960 --> 00:00:16,480 Speaker 1: The heck, they don't just drop dinner off at your door. 4 00:00:16,880 --> 00:00:19,480 Speaker 1: The driver will come inside and hand feed it to 5 00:00:19,520 --> 00:00:24,200 Speaker 1: you in the bath. Thanks grub Tub. Finally I got 6 00:00:24,200 --> 00:00:25,200 Speaker 1: all the candles lit. 7 00:00:25,520 --> 00:00:27,760 Speaker 2: Okay, you got the scene set. 8 00:00:28,120 --> 00:00:31,440 Speaker 1: Get fifteen percent off your order. With Laser Stories, the 9 00:00:31,600 --> 00:00:33,640 Speaker 1: segment where we read weird news stories around the globe, 10 00:00:33,720 --> 00:00:35,680 Speaker 1: just like everyone else does, except we've got a laser. 11 00:00:35,960 --> 00:00:38,920 Speaker 1: There's other bubble Burgers just don't. His first laser story 12 00:00:38,960 --> 00:00:41,440 Speaker 1: is out of the best place for laser story content. 13 00:00:41,920 --> 00:00:45,680 Speaker 1: It's Florida. A thirty five year old guy named Gus 14 00:00:45,720 --> 00:00:47,839 Speaker 1: Peters was waiting in the drive through line at a 15 00:00:47,880 --> 00:00:51,800 Speaker 1: Popeye's when a drunk woman walked up and stepped between 16 00:00:51,960 --> 00:00:53,760 Speaker 1: his car and the window. 17 00:00:54,600 --> 00:00:56,200 Speaker 2: Well, hello, lady. 18 00:00:56,320 --> 00:00:59,600 Speaker 1: She apparently arrived in an uber, but the driver wouldn't 19 00:00:59,600 --> 00:01:00,720 Speaker 1: wait in line with her. 20 00:01:00,960 --> 00:01:03,840 Speaker 2: Okay, so she just got out. 21 00:01:03,160 --> 00:01:10,200 Speaker 1: And she was hammered. I not just hammered, but demanding 22 00:01:10,240 --> 00:01:14,319 Speaker 1: a certain item. Gus began recording it and then it 23 00:01:14,360 --> 00:01:18,000 Speaker 1: went viral because remember, she's out of Popeyes. So listen, 24 00:01:18,800 --> 00:01:19,600 Speaker 1: I just want. 25 00:01:19,400 --> 00:01:24,240 Speaker 3: The order that I came here with the whole mess bacon. 26 00:01:24,200 --> 00:01:27,640 Speaker 1: Who how you got here? You want? You want to 27 00:01:27,640 --> 00:01:35,360 Speaker 1: give me a fist bump for I'm from California, That's right. 28 00:01:36,800 --> 00:01:38,640 Speaker 2: I just want a Baconia. 29 00:01:40,440 --> 00:01:42,240 Speaker 3: Doesn't even she's. 30 00:01:42,080 --> 00:01:42,840 Speaker 2: Not at Wendy's. 31 00:01:42,920 --> 00:01:46,560 Speaker 1: Yeah, she's trying to order a Wendy's baconator sandwich at 32 00:01:46,560 --> 00:01:48,440 Speaker 1: a Popeyes restaurant. 33 00:01:49,360 --> 00:01:52,040 Speaker 2: I mean a chicken sandwich would do her so good 34 00:01:52,160 --> 00:01:52,520 Speaker 2: right now. 35 00:01:53,240 --> 00:01:53,920 Speaker 1: I like the point she. 36 00:01:53,920 --> 00:01:55,120 Speaker 2: Thought you could give it her and tell her it 37 00:01:55,160 --> 00:01:55,400 Speaker 2: is a. 38 00:01:57,520 --> 00:02:01,800 Speaker 1: Yeah, but that's a problem along with being wasted and 39 00:02:01,960 --> 00:02:04,720 Speaker 1: cutting in line. And when they told her that Popeye'es 40 00:02:04,760 --> 00:02:10,760 Speaker 1: doesn't make baconators, she freaked out, really upsetting. Did you say, 41 00:02:10,800 --> 00:02:14,720 Speaker 1: here's a chickenader? Yeah, doesn't quite hit the same. Eventually 42 00:02:14,800 --> 00:02:18,640 Speaker 1: police showed up and escorted her away. It's unclear what 43 00:02:18,880 --> 00:02:21,679 Speaker 1: she might have been sighted or charged with, if anything, 44 00:02:22,040 --> 00:02:26,079 Speaker 1: but yeah, just another normal day in the Sunshine State. 45 00:02:27,480 --> 00:02:29,080 Speaker 2: I'm sure that was a proud video to see the 46 00:02:29,080 --> 00:02:29,600 Speaker 2: next morning. 47 00:02:29,800 --> 00:02:33,679 Speaker 1: Ye ever got the baconator. This next laser story is 48 00:02:33,720 --> 00:02:37,600 Speaker 1: out of California. A woman is fighting the DMV because 49 00:02:37,639 --> 00:02:40,639 Speaker 1: they're trying to take back the personalized license plate she 50 00:02:40,760 --> 00:02:44,359 Speaker 1: got three years ago with her name on it, which 51 00:02:44,440 --> 00:02:45,360 Speaker 1: is ISIS. 52 00:02:48,000 --> 00:02:50,679 Speaker 2: Yeah I did, I didn't. God, I'd be so mad 53 00:02:50,680 --> 00:02:53,280 Speaker 2: if I was a parent, And then they named the 54 00:02:53,280 --> 00:02:55,440 Speaker 2: group of ISIS, I'd be like, really, come on. 55 00:02:56,320 --> 00:02:59,120 Speaker 1: For the last decade she's had that same plate that 56 00:02:59,240 --> 00:03:04,440 Speaker 1: says I ISIS and that has caused. 57 00:03:04,160 --> 00:03:06,239 Speaker 2: Problems for her. Why did she lead into it? 58 00:03:06,800 --> 00:03:09,840 Speaker 1: Shots It sounds like a pretty obvious plate you shouldn't 59 00:03:09,880 --> 00:03:12,760 Speaker 1: be allowed to have, said. The thing is that is 60 00:03:12,800 --> 00:03:17,040 Speaker 1: her actual legal name for isisum Wharton applied for the 61 00:03:17,080 --> 00:03:20,040 Speaker 1: plate a while back and the DMV approved it, But 62 00:03:20,200 --> 00:03:22,960 Speaker 1: now they've come back years later to tell her she 63 00:03:23,000 --> 00:03:24,000 Speaker 1: can't have it anymore. 64 00:03:24,120 --> 00:03:26,640 Speaker 2: Why did she get a plate that says not that isis. 65 00:03:26,960 --> 00:03:33,080 Speaker 1: Oh that's somehow that's more suspicious. Yeah, not isis totally 66 00:03:33,120 --> 00:03:35,400 Speaker 1: not ignore this car like it. 67 00:03:35,920 --> 00:03:38,280 Speaker 3: But this is what she had to say about that 68 00:03:38,440 --> 00:03:41,520 Speaker 3: deer isis Wharton. The Department of Motor Vehicles has reviewed 69 00:03:41,560 --> 00:03:44,720 Speaker 3: its records and it was determined that personalized license plates 70 00:03:44,840 --> 00:03:49,040 Speaker 3: I am isis assigned to your Kia contain a configuration 71 00:03:49,240 --> 00:03:51,960 Speaker 3: of letters that are non compliant with the requirements of 72 00:03:52,000 --> 00:03:55,720 Speaker 3: Title thirteen. I just in my registration a couple months 73 00:03:55,800 --> 00:03:58,960 Speaker 3: ago and they didn't say anything then either. My first reaction, 74 00:03:59,040 --> 00:04:02,680 Speaker 3: I was super surprised. I was confused since I've had 75 00:04:02,720 --> 00:04:03,640 Speaker 3: it for so long. 76 00:04:03,800 --> 00:04:08,640 Speaker 1: Yeah, she says her parents named her after Isis, the 77 00:04:08,680 --> 00:04:13,080 Speaker 1: Egyptian goddess of motherhood, not the Islamic state of Iraq 78 00:04:13,160 --> 00:04:15,240 Speaker 1: and Syria. I mean, it's a beautiful name if you 79 00:04:15,280 --> 00:04:19,680 Speaker 1: take away the terrorism, right right right? So should she 80 00:04:19,760 --> 00:04:21,719 Speaker 1: be able to keep it or is it just a 81 00:04:21,760 --> 00:04:26,080 Speaker 1: situation where maybe it's not fair, but that's life. Can't 82 00:04:26,080 --> 00:04:28,120 Speaker 1: be the first time she's had people question her. 83 00:04:28,279 --> 00:04:30,880 Speaker 2: Yeah, I feel like I'd be behind that car being 84 00:04:30,920 --> 00:04:32,760 Speaker 2: like I'm I'm. 85 00:04:33,120 --> 00:04:34,080 Speaker 1: What does that say? 86 00:04:34,400 --> 00:04:34,560 Speaker 3: You know? 87 00:04:35,200 --> 00:04:37,400 Speaker 1: She has a few more weeks to request a hearing 88 00:04:37,440 --> 00:04:38,520 Speaker 1: to contest the place. 89 00:04:38,600 --> 00:04:41,039 Speaker 2: Wow, she's really at it and she feels like a 90 00:04:41,040 --> 00:04:42,280 Speaker 2: lot of energy for a vanity. 91 00:04:42,560 --> 00:04:45,840 Speaker 1: Yeah, she says she is planning to needs to get 92 00:04:45,880 --> 00:04:49,960 Speaker 1: a bumper cigarette. That says, I'll give you support Isis. Yeah, Yeah, 93 00:04:50,000 --> 00:04:52,240 Speaker 1: there you go. This next laser stories out of the 94 00:04:52,320 --> 00:04:56,480 Speaker 1: UK looks like grocery stores have finally figured out how 95 00:04:56,520 --> 00:04:59,360 Speaker 1: to deal with people who don't return their shopping carts. 96 00:05:01,120 --> 00:05:06,480 Speaker 1: It's all thanks to jolly old England Titus. Okay, that's 97 00:05:06,520 --> 00:05:07,480 Speaker 1: the world of Harry Potter. 98 00:05:07,680 --> 00:05:08,320 Speaker 2: It's still cute. 99 00:05:08,760 --> 00:05:11,400 Speaker 1: It's British across the pond. They don't have a problem 100 00:05:11,440 --> 00:05:13,920 Speaker 1: with carts strewn all over the parking lot. And that's 101 00:05:14,000 --> 00:05:19,919 Speaker 1: all thanks to their system called pound in, pound out, 102 00:05:20,960 --> 00:05:24,080 Speaker 1: pounds in money. Okay, my brain has moved forward. We 103 00:05:24,120 --> 00:05:27,760 Speaker 1: can containke Yes, this is where customers must put money 104 00:05:27,839 --> 00:05:30,719 Speaker 1: in as a deposit and as soon as they return 105 00:05:30,800 --> 00:05:32,599 Speaker 1: the cart, they get their money back. 106 00:05:34,240 --> 00:05:36,320 Speaker 2: Do this, it's like Germany, but my friends will be 107 00:05:36,320 --> 00:05:38,080 Speaker 2: people make fake coins and put them in. 108 00:05:38,360 --> 00:05:41,720 Speaker 1: And it works the same scam in Yeah, it's not 109 00:05:41,800 --> 00:05:45,200 Speaker 1: just Germany. The systems already hit our shores because some 110 00:05:45,400 --> 00:05:48,200 Speaker 1: all the locations in the US have implemented it in 111 00:05:48,279 --> 00:05:52,280 Speaker 1: their own quarter in quarterback system. So now I can 112 00:05:52,279 --> 00:05:54,160 Speaker 1: get my credit card decline. I'm too broke to get 113 00:05:54,160 --> 00:05:55,240 Speaker 1: a car, and. 114 00:05:55,240 --> 00:05:57,719 Speaker 2: Now I can. I think you actually have to bring 115 00:05:57,760 --> 00:06:01,520 Speaker 2: it quarter Yeah, well I don't not even a tap situation. 116 00:06:01,640 --> 00:06:05,120 Speaker 1: No good luck finding a quarter anywhere. Other supermarkets are 117 00:06:05,120 --> 00:06:08,279 Speaker 1: going with the more high tech route. Wegmans launch something 118 00:06:08,320 --> 00:06:11,520 Speaker 1: called Caper carts and some of their Upstate New York locations, 119 00:06:11,760 --> 00:06:15,880 Speaker 1: which are AI powered smart carts that automatically recognize items 120 00:06:16,200 --> 00:06:19,920 Speaker 1: as they're placed into the cart, so customers can literally 121 00:06:20,000 --> 00:06:21,800 Speaker 1: bag as they shop it. 122 00:06:22,080 --> 00:06:23,000 Speaker 3: Does it shame you? 123 00:06:22,760 --> 00:06:24,400 Speaker 2: You've got too much ice cream? 124 00:06:25,600 --> 00:06:27,000 Speaker 1: Only your cart would do that. 125 00:06:28,839 --> 00:06:29,520 Speaker 2: You don't need that. 126 00:06:30,120 --> 00:06:34,039 Speaker 1: This next laser shory is out of wedding world. Fifty 127 00:06:34,120 --> 00:06:36,800 Speaker 1: seven percent of couples opt to have an open bar 128 00:06:36,839 --> 00:06:40,320 Speaker 1: at their wedding, but that can be pretty expensive. The 129 00:06:40,440 --> 00:06:43,760 Speaker 1: average cost of alcohol at an event is two four 130 00:06:43,839 --> 00:06:44,640 Speaker 1: hundred dollars. 131 00:06:46,640 --> 00:06:48,280 Speaker 2: Yeah, I think a lot of people do. Like beer 132 00:06:48,279 --> 00:06:50,640 Speaker 2: and wine and then like a signature cocktail is pretty 133 00:06:50,640 --> 00:06:52,479 Speaker 2: common instead of a full open bar. 134 00:06:52,720 --> 00:06:54,080 Speaker 1: Either that full open bar. 135 00:06:54,279 --> 00:06:56,200 Speaker 2: No, I didn't you just found alcohol? 136 00:06:57,200 --> 00:06:59,320 Speaker 1: So some people will do it that way. Other couples 137 00:06:59,400 --> 00:07:02,599 Speaker 1: save money asking their guests to pay for their drinks. 138 00:07:03,040 --> 00:07:05,200 Speaker 1: But how do you do that and not come across 139 00:07:05,200 --> 00:07:09,400 Speaker 1: seeming tacky? Well, Well, in the latest trend, newlyweds are 140 00:07:09,440 --> 00:07:12,320 Speaker 1: setting up credit card machines at the reception bar to 141 00:07:12,440 --> 00:07:15,920 Speaker 1: help pay for their honeymoon. What what like? 142 00:07:16,000 --> 00:07:20,080 Speaker 2: Do you like? Venmo the couple while you're there? Like them? 143 00:07:20,080 --> 00:07:22,559 Speaker 1: One couple in the UK tried it using a card 144 00:07:22,600 --> 00:07:25,560 Speaker 1: processing company that provides readers like the ones that they 145 00:07:25,560 --> 00:07:27,720 Speaker 1: bring to you at your table at restaurants like Square. 146 00:07:28,000 --> 00:07:31,120 Speaker 1: And they're also signs with QR codes with the message 147 00:07:31,200 --> 00:07:37,560 Speaker 1: don't be tight, pay for our flight. WHOA just been 148 00:07:37,560 --> 00:07:40,120 Speaker 1: there the situation where all the proceeds go towards their 149 00:07:40,160 --> 00:07:43,920 Speaker 1: honeymoon in Mexico. And they did this instead of accepting 150 00:07:44,080 --> 00:07:45,920 Speaker 1: wedding presents off of a registry. 151 00:07:46,240 --> 00:07:49,800 Speaker 2: Oh instead, okay, that's good like that, yes, especially you 152 00:07:49,800 --> 00:07:52,080 Speaker 2: don't think about what you're going to get the couple. 153 00:07:53,720 --> 00:07:56,560 Speaker 1: And this particular couple's been together for fourteen years. They 154 00:07:56,640 --> 00:07:59,280 Speaker 1: already owned a house and a toaster and everything. They 155 00:07:59,320 --> 00:08:03,160 Speaker 1: didn't need more random stuff. So why the credit card readers? 156 00:08:03,400 --> 00:08:05,480 Speaker 1: They said a lot of people don't carry cash on 157 00:08:05,520 --> 00:08:08,520 Speaker 1: them anymore, and they figured they just have some fun 158 00:08:08,640 --> 00:08:10,680 Speaker 1: with it, and said their guests got more and more 159 00:08:10,760 --> 00:08:15,720 Speaker 1: generous as the drink started to fill. So there you go. 160 00:08:15,760 --> 00:08:19,360 Speaker 1: You have that wedding trend and also the going green trend. 161 00:08:20,720 --> 00:08:23,480 Speaker 1: That's where this little guy climbs up the bride's leg 162 00:08:23,560 --> 00:08:27,320 Speaker 1: to grab the garter. Oh, it might take a few hours, 163 00:08:27,360 --> 00:08:31,440 Speaker 1: but I'll tell you. The anticipation so worth it. It's 164 00:08:31,480 --> 00:08:33,959 Speaker 1: still going and that's means Lazer Stories has come to 165 00:08:34,000 --> 00:08:35,839 Speaker 1: an end for the day. We'll do it again, same 166 00:08:35,880 --> 00:08:37,040 Speaker 1: time on Friday 167 00:08:37,480 --> 00:08:39,800 Speaker 2: Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.