1 00:00:00,160 --> 00:00:03,480 Speaker 1: Hello the Internet, and welcome to this very special episode 2 00:00:03,480 --> 00:00:09,600 Speaker 1: of Lightning MC queen. I'm Jack, that's Miles. This is 3 00:00:09,600 --> 00:00:13,480 Speaker 1: West trending right now, right now, before we go on 4 00:00:13,600 --> 00:00:18,160 Speaker 1: stage in Minneapolis. If you're listening to this before seven 5 00:00:18,280 --> 00:00:22,439 Speaker 1: thirty Minneapolis, now, yeah, we want to meet you. Um. 6 00:00:22,600 --> 00:00:25,360 Speaker 1: It's gonna be a lot of fun, a lot of fun, 7 00:00:25,880 --> 00:00:29,120 Speaker 1: a lot of screaming, A lot of screaming. Uh, and 8 00:00:29,240 --> 00:00:31,240 Speaker 1: I probably will not leave the stage to pee in 9 00:00:31,280 --> 00:00:33,839 Speaker 1: the middle of it. You kind of in other shows. No, 10 00:00:33,960 --> 00:00:35,720 Speaker 1: I think I'm I'm doing I think if you call 11 00:00:35,760 --> 00:00:37,960 Speaker 1: your shot, you won't do it well. Once I embarrassed 12 00:00:37,960 --> 00:00:40,880 Speaker 1: myself in San Francisco, right, I just I had I 13 00:00:40,920 --> 00:00:44,560 Speaker 1: had had to ring in your pants on stage. Yeah, 14 00:00:44,640 --> 00:00:46,040 Speaker 1: And I tried to be like, what the heck is 15 00:00:46,080 --> 00:00:49,920 Speaker 1: leaking from the lights up here? Really? And everyone was 16 00:00:49,960 --> 00:00:54,000 Speaker 1: just like they groaned audibly, like man, nobody bugs that. 17 00:00:54,800 --> 00:00:57,920 Speaker 1: All right, myles, let's talk about what's trending. What's trending. 18 00:00:58,560 --> 00:01:01,760 Speaker 1: Steven Spielberg's name is trending. I thought, Okay, what's going on? 19 00:01:01,960 --> 00:01:06,559 Speaker 1: Apparently this is because his daughter Michaela, who's twenty three. Um, 20 00:01:06,560 --> 00:01:09,800 Speaker 1: this is Steven Spielberg and Kate Capshaw's daughter, one of them. 21 00:01:09,880 --> 00:01:13,040 Speaker 1: She has decided to start a career in sex work. 22 00:01:13,520 --> 00:01:15,160 Speaker 1: Um I have been saying that she's trying to get 23 00:01:15,160 --> 00:01:17,320 Speaker 1: a sex worker license in Tennessee and has a goal 24 00:01:17,319 --> 00:01:19,920 Speaker 1: of working in a strip club, and has told people 25 00:01:19,959 --> 00:01:23,880 Speaker 1: online what she's about. She says, I just launched myself 26 00:01:23,920 --> 00:01:28,279 Speaker 1: produced adult entertainment career. Safe, sane, consensual is the goal. Y'all. 27 00:01:28,480 --> 00:01:30,720 Speaker 1: My body, my life, my income, my choice. I owe 28 00:01:30,760 --> 00:01:33,680 Speaker 1: not a single person my autonomy or virtue just because 29 00:01:33,720 --> 00:01:38,120 Speaker 1: of a name. Okay, do you MICHAELI Spielberg. I thought 30 00:01:38,200 --> 00:01:41,959 Speaker 1: I was hoping she if I'm you know, I know 31 00:01:42,080 --> 00:01:44,520 Speaker 1: she's saying it doesn't matter, like about my name or whatever. 32 00:01:44,560 --> 00:01:47,800 Speaker 1: But maybe you could be the Spielberg of of of 33 00:01:47,800 --> 00:01:52,400 Speaker 1: adult films. Yeah, that would be. So she is interested 34 00:01:52,440 --> 00:01:55,600 Speaker 1: in being a performer and not a director at this juncture. 35 00:01:55,720 --> 00:01:57,360 Speaker 1: But you know how it is, you know, you get 36 00:01:57,400 --> 00:01:58,920 Speaker 1: in front of the camera a little bit, you end 37 00:01:59,000 --> 00:02:01,000 Speaker 1: up behind it at some point. That's what they say, 38 00:02:01,160 --> 00:02:03,880 Speaker 1: you know, Yeah, that's how I started. But yeah, she 39 00:02:03,960 --> 00:02:08,880 Speaker 1: has oh, her account is private for instantly seven thousand 40 00:02:08,960 --> 00:02:12,720 Speaker 1: followers and she's got a private account Yeah, that's not 41 00:02:13,160 --> 00:02:17,160 Speaker 1: vandal underscore princess. I mean, I wonder what is you 42 00:02:17,200 --> 00:02:18,800 Speaker 1: know what the family has the thing? We don't have 43 00:02:18,880 --> 00:02:25,080 Speaker 1: a a comment from the Spielberg family. Okay magazine is 44 00:02:25,120 --> 00:02:31,640 Speaker 1: reporting Steven Spielberg reportedly embarrassed by daughter, um so come on, 45 00:02:31,720 --> 00:02:35,280 Speaker 1: bro let her live. Yeah, and honestly, I mean with 46 00:02:35,080 --> 00:02:37,920 Speaker 1: the amount of consumption, there's an adult film. She might 47 00:02:37,919 --> 00:02:40,799 Speaker 1: make bigger films than you know about that for real? 48 00:02:41,880 --> 00:02:45,160 Speaker 1: What else is trending? Uh? National Pancake Day. It is 49 00:02:45,200 --> 00:02:48,640 Speaker 1: trending because it's National Pancake Day. Well, and I hobb 50 00:02:49,120 --> 00:02:51,240 Speaker 1: not I hobb they got rid of the burgers they 51 00:02:51,280 --> 00:02:54,120 Speaker 1: brought back. I can't believe they did that. That was 52 00:02:54,200 --> 00:02:58,800 Speaker 1: such a huge conic success. Yeah, I guess it's free 53 00:02:58,800 --> 00:03:02,560 Speaker 1: pancakes at day. So if you wanna, you know, save 54 00:03:02,680 --> 00:03:05,680 Speaker 1: some money, go get you some free pancakes. Wait, they're 55 00:03:05,720 --> 00:03:08,600 Speaker 1: just giving you free pancakes? Yeah? These are they They've 56 00:03:08,600 --> 00:03:13,120 Speaker 1: gone local over there, and I hop absolutely Loco Miles, 57 00:03:13,120 --> 00:03:16,239 Speaker 1: are you telling me they're giving away free pancakes? Probably 58 00:03:16,240 --> 00:03:19,520 Speaker 1: with pancakes. Now, it's got to be with a purchase. 59 00:03:19,600 --> 00:03:22,799 Speaker 1: I'd imagine three short stacks, not just giving away three 60 00:03:22,840 --> 00:03:26,040 Speaker 1: short stacks, stacks and whoa, you could all have pancakes 61 00:03:26,040 --> 00:03:29,760 Speaker 1: for life. Short Stack after a Spielberg story, I mean, 62 00:03:30,160 --> 00:03:34,239 Speaker 1: what's going on? What's you know? The Indiana Jones? Oh 63 00:03:34,280 --> 00:03:38,200 Speaker 1: man doesn't he doesn't he call him short stack at 64 00:03:38,200 --> 00:03:41,400 Speaker 1: some point short round is what Jonathan Kei kwan they 65 00:03:41,400 --> 00:03:45,600 Speaker 1: will call him, but I'm sure he probably get That 66 00:03:45,720 --> 00:03:50,000 Speaker 1: was my first uh Asian role model in media. He 67 00:03:50,080 --> 00:03:53,360 Speaker 1: was pretty cool think but also again I would say this, 68 00:03:53,800 --> 00:03:56,760 Speaker 1: I'm not I'm only half Asian, Like part of me 69 00:03:56,880 --> 00:03:59,240 Speaker 1: was like, damn man, I wish maybe he was. Maybe 70 00:03:59,240 --> 00:04:01,960 Speaker 1: he's half black or something. Years later, my dad took 71 00:04:01,960 --> 00:04:04,800 Speaker 1: a photo with him and it's one of my most cherished. 72 00:04:05,200 --> 00:04:07,880 Speaker 1: I brought it to school. Was like, my dad met 73 00:04:07,960 --> 00:04:14,000 Speaker 1: Jonathan kikw this ship out and okay, okay man, that's 74 00:04:14,040 --> 00:04:17,760 Speaker 1: my dad and him fucking data alright, senior year of 75 00:04:17,839 --> 00:04:21,000 Speaker 1: high school. It's like, based on the time snap on 76 00:04:21,040 --> 00:04:27,040 Speaker 1: this photo, this is from nine three. Um. Yeah. So 77 00:04:27,760 --> 00:04:30,600 Speaker 1: the way I feel about these free giveaway things is 78 00:04:31,040 --> 00:04:34,839 Speaker 1: they're generally too good to be like when you get there, 79 00:04:35,120 --> 00:04:38,479 Speaker 1: there's gonna be a long wait or something like like 80 00:04:38,600 --> 00:04:43,320 Speaker 1: with ms masal Gas giveaway. Well that was different than 81 00:04:43,600 --> 00:04:46,000 Speaker 1: l A, when you're telling people it's nineteen sixties pricing 82 00:04:46,000 --> 00:04:49,719 Speaker 1: on gasoline. When there's this city to like in l A, 83 00:04:49,839 --> 00:04:53,400 Speaker 1: there are so many people who like are commuting. Yeah, 84 00:04:53,480 --> 00:04:56,039 Speaker 1: I mean people will go pretty wild for that. Yeah. 85 00:04:56,160 --> 00:04:58,440 Speaker 1: But the pancakes, you know, I don't know. We'll see, 86 00:04:58,440 --> 00:05:01,720 Speaker 1: we'll see what happens. Yeah, I guess pancakes don't power 87 00:05:01,839 --> 00:05:06,400 Speaker 1: most cars. So no, just that when you're working on diligently. UM, 88 00:05:06,520 --> 00:05:08,360 Speaker 1: I do want to just shout out, we're talking about 89 00:05:08,360 --> 00:05:11,600 Speaker 1: this on tomorrow story or on tomorrow's full episode. But 90 00:05:12,000 --> 00:05:16,039 Speaker 1: Dick Pound is trending, and that's michaelis Spielberg's co star. No, 91 00:05:16,200 --> 00:05:19,919 Speaker 1: it's not. No, it's amazing that he's not related to 92 00:05:19,960 --> 00:05:24,880 Speaker 1: the Michaelis Spielberg story. He is the longest running IOC member. Uh. 93 00:05:24,920 --> 00:05:28,599 Speaker 1: And he's trending because he made the statement about potentially 94 00:05:28,600 --> 00:05:33,400 Speaker 1: canceling the Olympics. But we think that what do you 95 00:05:33,520 --> 00:05:39,880 Speaker 1: consider fun? Bachelor is trending? Uh? Just the Bachelor is 96 00:05:40,200 --> 00:05:43,640 Speaker 1: had a big episode last night. Super producer Ana Hosnie 97 00:05:43,800 --> 00:05:45,920 Speaker 1: was watching it when I walked into a hotel room 98 00:05:45,960 --> 00:05:49,480 Speaker 1: to record this episode, screaming We're like, what's that? What's that? 99 00:05:49,560 --> 00:05:54,320 Speaker 1: There was a lot so uh, the front runner told 100 00:05:54,600 --> 00:05:58,080 Speaker 1: the bachelor she was saving herself for marriage and was 101 00:05:58,120 --> 00:06:01,719 Speaker 1: not interested in him if he decided to sleep with 102 00:06:01,760 --> 00:06:03,719 Speaker 1: the other girls. But it's that point in the show 103 00:06:03,720 --> 00:06:06,839 Speaker 1: where inevitably it's the funk episode. Yeah, it's the funk episode, 104 00:06:06,839 --> 00:06:09,200 Speaker 1: and she was the third one, so he had already 105 00:06:09,279 --> 00:06:13,039 Speaker 1: fucked he. As the producer Annajosnie put it, he's king fuck, 106 00:06:13,600 --> 00:06:17,280 Speaker 1: he's bachelor funk guy. He sucked in a windmill and 107 00:06:17,320 --> 00:06:21,239 Speaker 1: that was like a big thing. Uh yeah, the last 108 00:06:21,320 --> 00:06:25,760 Speaker 1: when he was a contestant um. So, yeah, it's not 109 00:06:25,800 --> 00:06:28,719 Speaker 1: looking good for him and her. But then there was 110 00:06:28,800 --> 00:06:31,280 Speaker 1: the scenes from Next which is the finale, and it 111 00:06:31,400 --> 00:06:37,040 Speaker 1: showed his mom and she is doing the absolute the 112 00:06:37,080 --> 00:06:39,280 Speaker 1: way this woman was crying, I thought she had a 113 00:06:39,360 --> 00:06:42,359 Speaker 1: terminal illness in which her in her dying wish was 114 00:06:42,400 --> 00:06:44,880 Speaker 1: to see her son be married, and she's there for 115 00:06:44,920 --> 00:06:47,040 Speaker 1: the wedding. That's what it felt like. She was like, 116 00:06:47,160 --> 00:06:51,520 Speaker 1: go find her, Peter, don't let her go, bring her 117 00:06:51,640 --> 00:06:56,320 Speaker 1: back home to us, just openly weeping, like she's just 118 00:06:56,400 --> 00:06:59,320 Speaker 1: so caught up in the drama and like in the 119 00:06:59,480 --> 00:07:03,280 Speaker 1: character she knows she's playing on reality TV. It's you 120 00:07:03,360 --> 00:07:05,600 Speaker 1: actually love to see it? Oh, you love to see it. 121 00:07:05,720 --> 00:07:10,040 Speaker 1: It's one of the great performances by a reality contestant 122 00:07:10,240 --> 00:07:13,840 Speaker 1: who by all there's no stakes, has no stakes, no stakes, 123 00:07:13,840 --> 00:07:16,200 Speaker 1: and is not one of the contestants, just is like 124 00:07:16,280 --> 00:07:19,440 Speaker 1: this is my moments, like, oh you want to get emotional, 125 00:07:19,520 --> 00:07:22,720 Speaker 1: heter you will not ruin this. Can you imagine the 126 00:07:23,360 --> 00:07:27,680 Speaker 1: behind the of this is she was putting it up 127 00:07:27,680 --> 00:07:30,480 Speaker 1: to it the whole time, living like curiously through him. Yeah. 128 00:07:30,480 --> 00:07:33,320 Speaker 1: And also just fat Tuesday is trending because it's Fat Tuesday. 129 00:07:33,400 --> 00:07:36,720 Speaker 1: It's fat Tuesday. That means it's tomorrow is ash Wednesday, 130 00:07:37,200 --> 00:07:40,240 Speaker 1: meaning the beginning of land, meaning I better see some 131 00:07:40,320 --> 00:07:42,840 Speaker 1: ash crosses on those foreheads or you better get right 132 00:07:42,880 --> 00:07:47,520 Speaker 1: with God. I still I find it amazing when like 133 00:07:47,560 --> 00:07:51,200 Speaker 1: someone I know just rolls in with ash on their forehead. Yeah, 134 00:07:51,240 --> 00:07:52,880 Speaker 1: because I used to get it, like going to Lutheran 135 00:07:52,920 --> 00:07:55,120 Speaker 1: and Catholic school like that. You just that was part 136 00:07:55,200 --> 00:07:56,760 Speaker 1: of it. I remember, you know, they would like they 137 00:07:56,800 --> 00:07:59,720 Speaker 1: would even mark the kids were not Christian. Yeah, but 138 00:07:59,760 --> 00:08:02,160 Speaker 1: at the time we were too young. Today you won't 139 00:08:02,160 --> 00:08:07,240 Speaker 1: go to I don't know we're all in line. But 140 00:08:07,320 --> 00:08:08,840 Speaker 1: I just got in line because you were in line. 141 00:08:08,880 --> 00:08:11,280 Speaker 1: And also sometimes you would get mad if the priest 142 00:08:11,360 --> 00:08:13,960 Speaker 1: gave you the jankie cross. Sometimes people look like they 143 00:08:14,080 --> 00:08:17,280 Speaker 1: have a fucking thumb print on their forehead. Some I think, 144 00:08:17,320 --> 00:08:18,560 Speaker 1: I mean, I get it. You're getting through a lot 145 00:08:18,560 --> 00:08:20,680 Speaker 1: of fourheads to get that cross on. Yeah, but work 146 00:08:20,760 --> 00:08:25,480 Speaker 1: on your attack technique, man, Yeah, shout out to uh. 147 00:08:25,680 --> 00:08:28,280 Speaker 1: The food court at the Grove, they had some like 148 00:08:28,400 --> 00:08:30,720 Speaker 1: dope Marty gross ship going on. Oh I thought they 149 00:08:30,720 --> 00:08:34,600 Speaker 1: were giving out there was there was a themed booth 150 00:08:34,640 --> 00:08:37,040 Speaker 1: where the where a guy dressed up as a priest 151 00:08:37,120 --> 00:08:39,480 Speaker 1: was given out ash foreheads. No, but they had like 152 00:08:39,760 --> 00:08:43,160 Speaker 1: one of those walking New Orleans like jazz band things. 153 00:08:43,320 --> 00:08:47,920 Speaker 1: Second line. Yeah, dope. Uh my boys and I followed 154 00:08:47,960 --> 00:08:53,160 Speaker 1: them around umbrellas suspicious Yeah, exactly really showing out. What 155 00:08:53,280 --> 00:08:54,840 Speaker 1: was the last time you gave something up for lynt? 156 00:08:55,600 --> 00:08:59,559 Speaker 1: Like when I knew that I should stop drinking, but 157 00:08:59,559 --> 00:09:02,880 Speaker 1: but I like didn't want to fully stop drinking, so 158 00:09:02,920 --> 00:09:05,240 Speaker 1: I gave it up for a lot. Oh interest, I 159 00:09:05,360 --> 00:09:07,320 Speaker 1: used to do that with weed. I'm like, yeah, man, 160 00:09:07,360 --> 00:09:09,440 Speaker 1: I can do forty days for people who don't know 161 00:09:09,480 --> 00:09:11,200 Speaker 1: like lent. Is this period in the build up to 162 00:09:11,280 --> 00:09:16,000 Speaker 1: Easter where James christ had was was risen after being crossified, crucified, 163 00:09:16,080 --> 00:09:18,439 Speaker 1: crocified his way to go up against skip to my 164 00:09:18,520 --> 00:09:21,160 Speaker 1: loop and wouldn't mix tape isn't lent in the lead 165 00:09:21,240 --> 00:09:23,480 Speaker 1: up when he goes into the desert and like it's 166 00:09:23,480 --> 00:09:26,920 Speaker 1: tempted for forty days but like doesn't eat anything. I'm 167 00:09:26,960 --> 00:09:30,240 Speaker 1: just getting to the part where looks basically saying, look, 168 00:09:30,280 --> 00:09:32,840 Speaker 1: forty days, you're giving some ship up until Easter and 169 00:09:32,880 --> 00:09:34,319 Speaker 1: then you go a whole hog. And that's why the 170 00:09:34,360 --> 00:09:36,960 Speaker 1: fat tuesdays. Like you'll get it in now because on Wednesday, 171 00:09:36,960 --> 00:09:39,880 Speaker 1: this Monday Tuesday, I believe is the official name because 172 00:09:39,880 --> 00:09:42,640 Speaker 1: it come Wednesday. Bro put the blunts away. And I 173 00:09:42,760 --> 00:09:45,960 Speaker 1: used to convince myself like I don't I was doing 174 00:09:45,960 --> 00:09:48,560 Speaker 1: it like a spiritual trade. And my dear God, I 175 00:09:48,600 --> 00:09:50,920 Speaker 1: do not believe it. But I've been sort of like 176 00:09:51,000 --> 00:09:53,679 Speaker 1: inoculated with these messages from an early age. I will 177 00:09:53,679 --> 00:09:56,760 Speaker 1: put the blunt down if you make sure I don't 178 00:09:56,760 --> 00:09:58,320 Speaker 1: have to study for these tests and about to take 179 00:09:58,600 --> 00:10:01,160 Speaker 1: give me a passing room. It was not really that 180 00:10:01,240 --> 00:10:04,040 Speaker 1: work out. Yeah, by somehow would do it one, the 181 00:10:04,120 --> 00:10:07,320 Speaker 1: blunts away, the bond pool play dude, wind the blunts away. 182 00:10:07,480 --> 00:10:13,920 Speaker 1: The grades are in a that's what the Minneapolis will 183 00:10:13,920 --> 00:10:16,200 Speaker 1: see you in a couple of hours. Everyone else, have 184 00:10:16,240 --> 00:10:18,679 Speaker 1: a great night. We'll be back tomorrow morning. Bye.