1 00:00:01,840 --> 00:00:04,600 Speaker 1: You don't know confession. 2 00:00:04,840 --> 00:00:12,840 Speaker 2: I can't take back e arm mouse speak someone texted 3 00:00:12,920 --> 00:00:15,280 Speaker 2: into seven eight, five, nine to two. In high school, 4 00:00:15,400 --> 00:00:17,919 Speaker 2: I had this weird crush on the Pillsbury dough Boy, 5 00:00:18,880 --> 00:00:21,919 Speaker 2: and to this day, I prefer men with soft hands. 6 00:00:23,320 --> 00:00:26,159 Speaker 1: It's like the original Dad Pod though. I mean, you know, 7 00:00:26,960 --> 00:00:27,320 Speaker 1: you're just. 8 00:00:27,320 --> 00:00:29,760 Speaker 2: Kind of into it. Then Yeah, if you have some 9 00:00:29,920 --> 00:00:32,720 Speaker 2: info that you've been holding on to, this is where 10 00:00:32,760 --> 00:00:35,360 Speaker 2: you can let it out safely while keeping your real 11 00:00:35,440 --> 00:00:38,640 Speaker 2: identity hidden. The masked speaker and one of our listeners 12 00:00:38,760 --> 00:00:40,560 Speaker 2: is already on the phone, ready to let the dough 13 00:00:40,600 --> 00:00:44,120 Speaker 2: out of his tube. He's using the fake name Trevor. 14 00:00:44,640 --> 00:00:47,479 Speaker 2: So Trevor, welcome to the show Man. On a scale 15 00:00:47,479 --> 00:00:49,680 Speaker 2: of rock to pillow, how soft are your hands. 16 00:00:51,200 --> 00:00:52,080 Speaker 3: They're pretty rocky? 17 00:00:52,360 --> 00:00:57,400 Speaker 1: Okay, more extreme. 18 00:00:57,120 --> 00:01:00,240 Speaker 2: Man, So Trevor. Our voice changer is on your now. 19 00:01:00,280 --> 00:01:01,080 Speaker 2: The mass speaker. 20 00:01:01,440 --> 00:01:04,480 Speaker 3: All Right, I'm kind of in a weird situation and 21 00:01:05,640 --> 00:01:07,800 Speaker 3: I'm nervous about this upcoming weekend. 22 00:01:08,160 --> 00:01:09,760 Speaker 1: Oh, it's something that hasn't happened yet. 23 00:01:10,520 --> 00:01:11,119 Speaker 2: What's going on? 24 00:01:11,440 --> 00:01:13,600 Speaker 3: It doesn't happen, but we're kind of in the middle 25 00:01:13,600 --> 00:01:17,720 Speaker 3: of it happening. Okay, so it all kind of started. 26 00:01:18,040 --> 00:01:20,440 Speaker 3: A couple of years ago. I met a girl on 27 00:01:20,520 --> 00:01:22,800 Speaker 3: Tinder and we kind of hooked up and it was 28 00:01:22,880 --> 00:01:25,080 Speaker 3: just a one night thing, and then I haven't talked 29 00:01:25,120 --> 00:01:26,000 Speaker 3: to her since. 30 00:01:25,840 --> 00:01:28,680 Speaker 1: But you remember her, congratulations. 31 00:01:28,959 --> 00:01:32,360 Speaker 3: I do remember her. But about a year after that, 32 00:01:32,480 --> 00:01:34,960 Speaker 3: I met a girl at a party and then kind 33 00:01:34,959 --> 00:01:36,200 Speaker 3: of same thing, we hooked up. 34 00:01:36,360 --> 00:01:38,560 Speaker 1: Okay, we're sensing a pattern here, Trevor. 35 00:01:42,440 --> 00:01:44,639 Speaker 3: Don't worry. It all gets pretty messy in the second. 36 00:01:45,880 --> 00:01:47,400 Speaker 1: So you hook up with one girl, and then a 37 00:01:47,480 --> 00:01:49,080 Speaker 1: year later, you hook up with a different girl at 38 00:01:49,080 --> 00:01:51,320 Speaker 1: a party. Where are we at now, and. 39 00:01:51,240 --> 00:01:54,040 Speaker 3: Then a few months after that there's a third girl. 40 00:01:54,240 --> 00:01:57,240 Speaker 2: Okay, all right, I'm taking a tally. Now I'm grabbing 41 00:01:57,240 --> 00:01:57,480 Speaker 2: a pen. 42 00:01:57,640 --> 00:01:59,720 Speaker 1: Yeah. Do none of these women want to ever see 43 00:01:59,720 --> 00:02:02,000 Speaker 1: you again? I don't know if that's a good sign 44 00:02:02,040 --> 00:02:02,760 Speaker 1: for you. 45 00:02:02,880 --> 00:02:05,680 Speaker 3: No, it's it's just, you know, more fun and casual. 46 00:02:05,880 --> 00:02:08,160 Speaker 3: And the thing is, I knew that the second girl 47 00:02:08,160 --> 00:02:09,480 Speaker 3: and the third girl knew each other. 48 00:02:10,040 --> 00:02:12,960 Speaker 1: Okay. Was it like they're part of a friend circle 49 00:02:13,040 --> 00:02:13,440 Speaker 1: or something. 50 00:02:13,840 --> 00:02:15,720 Speaker 3: Yeah, they all used to work together. 51 00:02:16,160 --> 00:02:19,480 Speaker 1: Okay, So Girl two and Girl three used to work together. 52 00:02:19,560 --> 00:02:22,200 Speaker 3: Okay, all right, So this is the last of the girls. 53 00:02:22,200 --> 00:02:23,519 Speaker 3: But I'm dating someone now. 54 00:02:24,120 --> 00:02:29,280 Speaker 1: Oh Girl four, Girl four, fourth girls? Girlfriend, You haven't 55 00:02:29,320 --> 00:02:31,320 Speaker 1: hooked up with this one because she stuck around? 56 00:02:31,880 --> 00:02:33,880 Speaker 3: No, I did, I did, But this is okay. 57 00:02:34,200 --> 00:02:35,120 Speaker 2: But she's a keeper. 58 00:02:35,360 --> 00:02:36,760 Speaker 3: She's a keeper, all right. 59 00:02:36,919 --> 00:02:39,760 Speaker 1: Does Girl four know the other girls at all? 60 00:02:40,440 --> 00:02:44,400 Speaker 3: She does, okay, but she doesn't know about me and them. 61 00:02:45,320 --> 00:02:48,480 Speaker 3: And the reason I know this is because all four 62 00:02:48,600 --> 00:02:51,840 Speaker 3: girls are going to be bridesmaids in a wedding this weekend. 63 00:02:52,080 --> 00:02:58,120 Speaker 1: Shut wait, you didn't even know that Girl one was connected. 64 00:02:57,720 --> 00:02:59,040 Speaker 3: At all at all? 65 00:02:59,720 --> 00:03:03,200 Speaker 2: So is one of them the bride or they're all bridesmaids. 66 00:03:04,040 --> 00:03:06,919 Speaker 3: They're all bridesmaids. I'm a groomsman. 67 00:03:07,639 --> 00:03:09,320 Speaker 1: Do you live in a tiny town. 68 00:03:10,520 --> 00:03:14,400 Speaker 3: No, it's a big wedding. There's eight bridesmaids and eight groomsmen. 69 00:03:14,080 --> 00:03:15,960 Speaker 1: And so you've hooked up with a quarter of the 70 00:03:15,960 --> 00:03:17,320 Speaker 1: wedding party, is what you're saying. 71 00:03:17,520 --> 00:03:19,120 Speaker 2: How many of the grooms men have you hooked up with? 72 00:03:19,880 --> 00:03:23,600 Speaker 3: Well, we'll see how many drinks they have. But a 73 00:03:23,680 --> 00:03:26,000 Speaker 3: couple of them is one My girlfriend doesn't know about 74 00:03:26,000 --> 00:03:28,880 Speaker 3: the other three. And the other thing is I don't 75 00:03:28,880 --> 00:03:30,560 Speaker 3: want them to start talking, and I don't know what's 76 00:03:30,560 --> 00:03:31,120 Speaker 3: going to happen. 77 00:03:31,240 --> 00:03:32,880 Speaker 1: Whose side are you on at this wedding? Are you 78 00:03:32,880 --> 00:03:34,639 Speaker 1: friends with a bride? Are you friends with a groom? 79 00:03:34,760 --> 00:03:36,680 Speaker 3: My girlfriend is friends with the bride. 80 00:03:36,960 --> 00:03:39,040 Speaker 1: I was gonna say, like, maybe you should have a 81 00:03:39,040 --> 00:03:41,320 Speaker 1: heart to heart with a groom so that he can 82 00:03:41,440 --> 00:03:45,800 Speaker 1: kind of like play ref to make sure no drama happens. 83 00:03:46,120 --> 00:03:50,640 Speaker 3: Well, you're already on my wavelengths because I have paid 84 00:03:51,240 --> 00:03:55,880 Speaker 3: three of my friends one hundred dollars each to occupy 85 00:03:56,040 --> 00:03:57,000 Speaker 3: the bridesmaids. 86 00:03:57,320 --> 00:04:01,600 Speaker 2: What oh your first three? You have guys assigned to 87 00:04:01,680 --> 00:04:02,400 Speaker 2: each one. 88 00:04:03,080 --> 00:04:05,680 Speaker 3: Yeah, just kind of they keep them busy so that 89 00:04:05,720 --> 00:04:09,280 Speaker 3: they don't have too much conversation between themselves. 90 00:04:09,360 --> 00:04:11,960 Speaker 1: This could work, luckily, the intention will be on the bride. 91 00:04:13,040 --> 00:04:16,200 Speaker 2: There's times where the bridesmaids are off by themselves. 92 00:04:16,320 --> 00:04:18,880 Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean literally, the bridesmaids are together all day 93 00:04:19,000 --> 00:04:19,719 Speaker 1: before the wedding. 94 00:04:20,120 --> 00:04:23,800 Speaker 3: Okay, Well, my thought is that once the wedding happens, 95 00:04:23,920 --> 00:04:25,960 Speaker 3: it's like that's when the drinks start flowing, and then 96 00:04:26,000 --> 00:04:27,880 Speaker 3: that's when things can get crazy. I feel like they're 97 00:04:27,880 --> 00:04:30,040 Speaker 3: probably going to be preoccupied with other stuff. 98 00:04:30,160 --> 00:04:33,760 Speaker 1: So okay, let's say this all implodes and Girl one, 99 00:04:33,800 --> 00:04:36,280 Speaker 1: two and three I'll find out they hooked up with you, 100 00:04:36,520 --> 00:04:38,800 Speaker 1: and your girlfriend also finds out. I mean, what's the 101 00:04:38,839 --> 00:04:40,599 Speaker 1: worst that's going to happen here? Like, what are you 102 00:04:40,640 --> 00:04:41,240 Speaker 1: so scared of? 103 00:04:41,320 --> 00:04:42,880 Speaker 2: Well, he just said he doesn't want to cause a 104 00:04:42,920 --> 00:04:44,040 Speaker 2: giant scene at the wedding. 105 00:04:44,360 --> 00:04:48,160 Speaker 1: But do you think that the women are that immature? 106 00:04:48,240 --> 00:04:49,560 Speaker 2: I think it depends how drunk they are. 107 00:04:51,200 --> 00:04:54,479 Speaker 3: Good point, Yeah, I mean I think that it's just 108 00:04:54,560 --> 00:04:59,280 Speaker 3: kind of like they're all seemingly close. So I don't 109 00:04:59,320 --> 00:05:02,440 Speaker 3: want to cause any chaos. And definitely I don't want 110 00:05:02,440 --> 00:05:04,480 Speaker 3: to hurt my girlfriend's feelings because the thing is I 111 00:05:04,480 --> 00:05:06,159 Speaker 3: didn't tell her about the other girls. 112 00:05:06,240 --> 00:05:07,360 Speaker 2: So hopefully you just. 113 00:05:07,320 --> 00:05:13,640 Speaker 1: Weren't like a memorable hookup. If these girls weren't calling 114 00:05:13,680 --> 00:05:16,400 Speaker 1: you back afterwards, I don't know that they really wanted it. 115 00:05:16,520 --> 00:05:19,119 Speaker 2: Man, Is that possible, Trevor? Do you think that maybe 116 00:05:19,160 --> 00:05:21,000 Speaker 2: you just weren't that good and they won't remember you? 117 00:05:21,880 --> 00:05:22,840 Speaker 3: Oh remember me? 118 00:05:26,680 --> 00:05:29,800 Speaker 2: They're gonna they're gonna look over there, that history maker. 119 00:05:30,600 --> 00:05:32,919 Speaker 2: Maybe this is a situation, like have you ever thought 120 00:05:32,960 --> 00:05:36,800 Speaker 2: of maybe trying to get out of this wedding? Not going? 121 00:05:37,040 --> 00:05:38,720 Speaker 2: You and your girlfriend right. 122 00:05:38,640 --> 00:05:40,640 Speaker 1: Now brides made. She can't back down. 123 00:05:40,920 --> 00:05:42,200 Speaker 2: She could you couldn't like get it? I don't know. 124 00:05:42,200 --> 00:05:45,880 Speaker 2: Maybe they both get a little bit sick. Yeah, I 125 00:05:45,920 --> 00:05:46,920 Speaker 2: have to quarantine. 126 00:05:47,680 --> 00:05:50,760 Speaker 1: No, why wouldn't you ask? Have you ever thought of 127 00:05:50,839 --> 00:05:52,800 Speaker 1: just telling your girlfriend what happened? 128 00:05:53,839 --> 00:05:57,320 Speaker 3: That's dangerous that I don't know. 129 00:05:58,839 --> 00:05:59,960 Speaker 1: Do you like any of those ideas? 130 00:06:00,800 --> 00:06:04,400 Speaker 3: I don't like any of the ideas besides just like 131 00:06:04,560 --> 00:06:07,200 Speaker 3: putting my head downe and hoping nothing happens. Honest, if 132 00:06:07,240 --> 00:06:09,160 Speaker 3: you guys hear a news story of a wedding im 133 00:06:09,200 --> 00:06:09,800 Speaker 3: floating or. 134 00:06:09,800 --> 00:06:14,600 Speaker 2: A brawl, you may talk about you do. 135 00:06:15,480 --> 00:06:17,480 Speaker 1: I'm putting money on one of his buddies. He's pay 136 00:06:17,480 --> 00:06:19,200 Speaker 1: and actually is the one that lets it all slip. 137 00:06:21,080 --> 00:06:22,560 Speaker 2: I'm thinking that he shows up and he puts on 138 00:06:22,600 --> 00:06:27,080 Speaker 2: a fake accent, like who are you talking about? Treva? 139 00:06:27,279 --> 00:06:30,680 Speaker 2: But good luck man. Remember texting into seven eight, five 140 00:06:30,760 --> 00:06:32,440 Speaker 2: nine too. If you have a confession that you've been 141 00:06:32,440 --> 00:06:35,200 Speaker 2: holding on to, we can hide your identity by masking 142 00:06:35,240 --> 00:06:37,600 Speaker 2: your voice so you can be the next mass speaker. 143 00:06:37,880 --> 00:06:39,479 Speaker 2: Phone tap is coming up next.