Speaker 1: Where's your computer?
Speaker 2: Oh my god, I forgot my computer?
Speaker 1: Really, yes, folks talking the microphone, How you forgot your computer?
Speaker 2: I forgot my computer, folks.
Speaker 1: So you know what that means?
Speaker 2: We can't record this one, which means I went against
Speaker 2: my tweet which said we were going to record it.
Speaker 2: So there's gonna be three episodes in a row now
Speaker 2: that we're not gonna be.
Speaker 1: Able to record.
Speaker 2: So here's what we're not gonna do. We're doing three
Speaker 2: episodes today.
Speaker 1: We always do.
Speaker 2: We don't always do three episodes. Sometimes we do one,
Speaker 2: sometimes we do two. It depends on your mood. You're
Speaker 2: very moody and you're very vocal. I say, you're very vocal,
Speaker 2: so you're very vocal.
Speaker 1: List might say, we're going to have to lower that
Speaker 1: just so you know, guys, no video of this. I
Speaker 1: mean I guess I could just I'm gonna record myself
Speaker 1: on my phone and I'll just post that. How about that?
Speaker 1: Will that be cool?
Speaker 2: I mean, I feel like, let's get go pros.
Speaker 1: You tried that already, the batteries were dead.
Speaker 2: Well you just okay, right when you have to hand
Speaker 2: copy and paste onto a damn website all the damn
Speaker 2: time pause please. I know you guys who like to eat,
Speaker 2: Sirial makes them complease, so Cyrial make can't acquire some
Speaker 2: get some retired.
Speaker 3: Star star.
Speaker 1: You like that?
Speaker 2: That was actually very nice.
Speaker 1: You know what song that was?
Speaker 2: I want Candy?
Speaker 1: Do you know who sang it? Originally? No bow wow wow?
Speaker 2: Cool?
Speaker 1: And then I think didn't Aaron Carter redo it or
Speaker 1: Mandy Moore?
Speaker 2: You know Aaron Carter did?
Speaker 1: Mandy Moore did it too.
Speaker 2: I think she just had a song called candy.
Speaker 1: That's right. I like that song.
Speaker 2: That was a great song. So baby, come to me
Speaker 2: show me an you know it's weird about that song. Yeah,
Speaker 2: she was fifteen singing that, and she was in a car.
Speaker 2: She didn't have a life. It was in a Volkswagen
Speaker 2: Beautile if driving it around she doesn't even isn't old
Speaker 2: enough to even drive. Well, you know then of the
Speaker 2: mind early two thousand's, late nineties, great times. By the way,
Speaker 2: I appreciate you Brody for making that little song there.
Speaker 2: That was great, although it didn't say serial killers at all,
Speaker 2: But thank you very much. We'll love to that little
Speaker 2: diddy so our friend David Brodick from the Brooklyn Boys.
Speaker 2: You could listen to them more of a podcast of.
Speaker 1: Sold and who sang Diddy in the nineties. I have
Speaker 1: no idea it was early nineties. Zero Clue paper Boy. Okay,
Speaker 1: it was a great song. It could have been eighty nine,
Speaker 1: but I think it was right around ninety.
Speaker 2: Okay, sure, great.
Speaker 1: I used to call in to the local radio stage
Speaker 1: to say, could you please play Diddy by paper Boy.
Speaker 2: I'm honestly not surprised by anything you just said.
Speaker 1: Then I go on the Top five at nine and
Speaker 1: i'd announce it. Hi, this is Scott from Long Island,
Speaker 1: and this is Dinny by paper Boy on Power ninety five.
Speaker 1: I have that tape somewhere. That's exactly what it's happening.
Speaker 2: Fact that you tape yourself on the radio when you
Speaker 2: were a kid. Oh my god, oh my god, oh
Speaker 2: my god.
Speaker 1: Shall we get onto eating cereal because it's a big
Speaker 1: day here at Serial Killers, Episode one two. Welcome to Monday. Yay,
Speaker 1: it was a great weekend. This is actually the first
Speaker 1: recording we're doing since our vacation. Yeah, a lot of
Speaker 1: new cereal building up.
Speaker 2: A lot of new cereal building up.
Speaker 1: A lot of tweets, a lot of people tell me
Speaker 1: all about the Little Debbie oatmeal pie.
Speaker 2: Yes, Cereal for that one.
Speaker 1: I know it's coming. Kellogg's is making it. It's coming
Speaker 1: in December. Unfortunately, we have no friends at Kellogg's, so
Speaker 1: we're probably not gonna get a preview box. We'll have
Speaker 1: to wait for it to come out.
Speaker 2: Sad pastards so sad.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Shall I go down to the Cereal sack for
Speaker 1: the exciting brand? Oh? First of all, I apologize for
Speaker 1: the form fitting shirt. If you look, I have my
Speaker 1: regular shirt hanging back there. Nate sent me out to
Speaker 1: Duncan this morning and it started pouring when I was
Speaker 1: halfway there, so I'm soaked, hair's a mess, everything's wet.
Speaker 2: Well, you look great. I just had to put on
Speaker 2: the shirt that was laying around. You look wonderful, all right, So.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna go down to the Cereal sacked for a
Speaker 1: very exciting Cereal. Okay, secret squirrel, joel Oh, you sent
Speaker 1: me this one. That's right. I know it is that
Speaker 1: it was in store and I'm just gonna go get it.
Speaker 2: I'm just gonna spoil it.
Speaker 1: Speaking of candy, hold on, Funfetti. It is fun Fetti
Speaker 1: Cereal Family size.
Speaker 2: I think I I rolled emoji when you sent this
Speaker 2: to me?
Speaker 1: Why, how cool is it?
Speaker 2: It's just gonna be It's gonna taste like the Unicorn
Speaker 2: cereal or one of their other ones. That's just overly sweet.
Speaker 2: Who's there Kellogg's? This is not Kellogg's. I know that
Speaker 2: one is.
Speaker 1: Hmm post No, it's not General Mills kind of yes cool.
Speaker 1: Doesn't say it anywhere on here, does it?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 1: Oh?
Speaker 2: Is it like the one cereal that we had that's
Speaker 2: made by Maltomeal Coldstone, right? That one was.
Speaker 1: By that is Maltomeal?
Speaker 2: Got it? I believe No, it is, yeah, And I
Speaker 2: know that for a fact because when I was copying
Speaker 2: and pasting from the website see the little serial brands,
Speaker 2: because once the website is up inactive, you're gonna be
Speaker 2: able to search what cereal brand was there? Was it
Speaker 2: a five bowl cereal?
Speaker 1: By the way, kitties, As of this recording, still no
Speaker 1: Serial killers PCTs A.
Speaker 2: Long time, guys. This was a very big, big project,
Speaker 2: so you underestimated I one hundred percent dead. It is
Speaker 2: very very daunting, and I want it to look nice
Speaker 2: because if I don't make it look nice, it's gonna
Speaker 2: be like the last time I spent eight hours of
Speaker 2: my life making a list that everyone said looks like crap.
Speaker 2: I have a feeling I'm gonna fix it. I have
Speaker 2: a feeling it's still not gonna look nice.
Speaker 1: But I know you.
Speaker 2: We're such a turd You're such an arrogant turds. I
Speaker 2: would like to be optimistic. Like all I'm hearing as
Speaker 2: you're talking is that's you?
Speaker 1: All right? So anyway, this is distributed by Hometown Food Company.
Speaker 1: Everything I do is amazing.
Speaker 2: The editing of this podcastings forever.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, do you know I take out your
Speaker 1: ums and this weird space between oh my god, I'm
Speaker 1: stop it. Fun Fetti is a Pillsbury brand. Pillsbury owned
Speaker 1: by General Mills, So I'm gonna go ahead and assume
Speaker 1: that General Mills made this serial. How about that cool?
Speaker 1: Although I did not get any box tops when I
Speaker 1: submitted the receipt, so that concerns me a bit.
Speaker 2: I parked illegally today, so I should hurry. Yeah, I
Speaker 2: got to be out of here in the next forty
Speaker 2: five because that's just enough time for them to tell Now.
Speaker 1: Now, while we were on vacation, I did bring a
Speaker 1: box of this cereal to cap cot I saw on
Speaker 1: the internet. Okay, I did not try it because I'm
Speaker 1: true to you, Andrew, my kids tried it, my wife
Speaker 1: tried it. Yeah, and I did not. And Nate even
Speaker 1: tried it, and I asked him to stick around so
Speaker 1: he could talk about it. But no, he's out the door.
Speaker 1: And he actually got a parking ticket this morning because
Speaker 1: he was one minute late for his meter.
Speaker 2: Let me tell you something. It's the worst when you
Speaker 2: walk up to them as they're writing it and they're like,
Speaker 2: I can't sorry, it's in the system.
Speaker 1: Oh sorry, like you. Yeah, that's really nice. What's the matter?
Speaker 1: A little cracked there? Andy?
Speaker 2: No, not today? Luckily those that belt is holding it
Speaker 2: up toight?
Speaker 1: Sure is? What is this? One percent dairy pure from Tuscan?
Speaker 1: Got it at seven to eleven at three thirty this morning.
Speaker 1: Oh that's exciting fresh yes from the ottery. Oh god,
Speaker 1: it smells just like a fun fetti right, smells like
Speaker 1: a fun fetti cupcake.
Speaker 2: I don't know about the cupcake part, you ready?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Well let's describe. First. They're little balls kind of
Speaker 1: like what what they look like? Little moll will they
Speaker 1: look like? Again? Probably kicks or cocoa puffs, little specks
Speaker 1: of turquoise and red and orange and blue.
Speaker 2: And it's very pungent. Let's eat it the nostrils.
Speaker 1: Same consistency as a cocoa puff, same base as a
Speaker 1: cocoa puff. A little sweet. It's not as sweet as
Speaker 1: I thought it would be.
Speaker 2: It is.
Speaker 1: Now, if they called this birthday cake flavor, you'd be pissed, right, Yeah,
Speaker 1: absolutely so. But it's fun fetti a flavor.
Speaker 2: Yes, it's a made up flavor, but it's a flavor.
Speaker 1: There's no description of what the flavor would be. It's
Speaker 1: just bursting with fun. That's all it says.
Speaker 2: It's basically just vanilla frosting with sprinkles in it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's all.
Speaker 2: Don't I'm gonna two bowls.
Speaker 1: I get four.
Speaker 2: It's too sweet, and for that I'm out. It's just
Speaker 2: not for me.
Speaker 1: This is not shark tank.
Speaker 2: I'm not investing in funfetti cereal.
Speaker 1: I like it.
Speaker 2: It's just too sweet. I can't see myself ever wanting
Speaker 2: like a bowl of this. You get sick.
Speaker 4: Yeah, well, guess what serial killers time fillers.
Speaker 1: So I'm going to read you the ring. What is that?
Speaker 1: I'm just going to kill some time? Now, you know
Speaker 1: people have been asking for this podcast to be longer,
Speaker 1: so I'm gonna kill time.
Speaker 2: What are you doing?
Speaker 1: Well, I told you that my kids and my wife
Speaker 1: they tried the cereal. So my wife Amy submitted her
Speaker 1: review for me to read. Okay, so I'm gonna kill
Speaker 1: some time.
Speaker 2: Go for it.
Speaker 1: This is a serial killer time filler. Okay, It's titled
Speaker 1: The Sneaky Snacker Strikes again. See my wife as a
Speaker 1: sneaky snacker. When Cooper catches her down in the kitchen
Speaker 1: in the middle of the night eating snacks, Cooper goes sneaky.
Speaker 2: Oh I like that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, So I guess this cereal is her being a
Speaker 1: sneaky snacker. I'm hoping Ashley and Cooper are too busy
Speaker 1: with being back to school that they missed this particular episode.
Speaker 1: If they find out that I had two full bowls
Speaker 1: of this, they would not be happy.
Speaker 2: Absolutely not.
Speaker 1: My wife does not eat this kind of stuff, I know,
Speaker 1: so something must be going on. When Scott first brought
Speaker 1: this big blue box home, I thought to myself, I'm
Speaker 1: gonna kick his ass for bringing more sugar filled cereal
Speaker 1: into this house. But then suddenly I had the craving Yes,
Speaker 1: Scott and Andrew. My monthly friend had arrived, the one
Speaker 1: that gives me breakouts and freakouts and crazy cravings for
Speaker 1: sweet Just no for me, It's the only time I
Speaker 1: will ever eat sweet treats. With that being said, the
Speaker 1: big bright blue box piqued my interest. I got the urge,
Speaker 1: did a little Scottie shake, and promptly poured those colorful
Speaker 1: little misshapen balls of fuchia, green, orange, and teal out
Speaker 1: into a ball. I love her descriptions.
Speaker 2: Yeah, she paints a picture with her words.
Speaker 1: Yeah. As they fell one by one, I inhaled in
Speaker 1: ever so slight a roma of funfetti icing. It immediately
Speaker 1: reminded me of icing cupcakes and how much the girls
Speaker 1: love making cupcakes and the smell that wafts through our
Speaker 1: home and we bake them. I then poured some skim
Speaker 1: Plus lactose free milk, still in my milk sponsor Andy, this.
Speaker 2: Is your bit, Yeah, you get back to your okit.
Speaker 2: I'm just not gonna I don't have anything on this podcast.
Speaker 2: I'm just here to sit on top of these colorful
Speaker 2: balls and hopefully not get a parking ticket.
Speaker 1: And I dug in with my spoon. Let's just say.
Speaker 1: One bite led to two, two led to well, basically
Speaker 1: I had another full bowl and then another after that.
Speaker 1: I could not stop. It was like Audrey and European Vacation.
Speaker 1: What does that mean? Have you seen that movie?
Speaker 2: Because I national Lampoon's European Vacation.
Speaker 1: Yeah? What did Audrey do? Did she keep eating something?
Speaker 2: Couldn't tell you, but you're a movie guy. Yeah, but
Speaker 2: I don't know that one.
Speaker 1: It was breakfast for dinner that night. For me, it
Speaker 1: tasted like kicks, lightly dusted with fun fetti icing. It
Speaker 1: was not an overly sweet like I thought it would be.
Speaker 1: I went into thinking that I was not gonna like it,
Speaker 1: figuring it would be insanely sweet. It's the perfect balance
Speaker 1: if you're looking for something just a little sweet. Disclaimer,
Speaker 1: this is not something I could eat every day. However,
Speaker 1: it far exceeded my expectations, so I will give it
Speaker 1: four balls and a spoon, says Amy.
Speaker 4: Nice shot, Amy, Yes, at that was your Serial Killers
Speaker 4: time fillers.
Speaker 1: Now, look how far in we are and we've only
Speaker 1: done one serial. How far in are we like ten
Speaker 1: minutes in?
Speaker 2: Oh now you gotta complain about the length of the episode.
Speaker 2: Oh oh my God, you don't know how long this
Speaker 2: is gonna take me to edit.
Speaker 1: Yeah, no, no, no, it's fine.
Speaker 2: You're just gonna post it.
Speaker 1: Gotta just do. I'm not editing anything.
Speaker 2: Amazing except you have to bleep out that curse word
Speaker 2: I already did. Okay, cool, let's go to the next box.
Speaker 1: Great.
Speaker 2: Do you have any other fun bits that you have
Speaker 2: planned for yourself that only you do?
Speaker 1: I might? You don't come up with anything. What are
Speaker 1: you doing?
Speaker 2: Literally, anytime I've even asked you for anything in this podcast,
Speaker 2: it's immediately met with I don't know, and I'm scared.
Speaker 1: The only thing you've ever asked for was the Harlem
Speaker 1: Shake jingle, which you can ask Brody for.
Speaker 2: Go ahead again. Anything I would do on my own,
Speaker 2: I would have to ask you to put into the
Speaker 2: system or for you to play it. That's fine, you
Speaker 2: would have Scott, do not even start with I do
Speaker 2: not even start with this to day. I'm not in
Speaker 2: the mood. You are so much a stickler.
Speaker 1: Were you talking?
Speaker 2: You just sit there and it has to be your
Speaker 2: way to your aware that high. I'd like to see
Speaker 2: your creativity shotcast Andrew. Okay, I think you were creative
Speaker 2: one time. I made a logo for this podcast. You
Speaker 2: remember the logo that we changed. Remember how much you
Speaker 2: fought that for a while.
Speaker 1: That was like a kindergarten logo.
Speaker 2: The one that's still our logo.
Speaker 1: Well, I don't like the flakes in the bowl. I
Speaker 1: think there should be loops.
Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, it looks like okay, look at it.
Speaker 1: It looks like an alligator. Here, look at it. It's
Speaker 1: right here. What it looks like? It looks like alligators?
Speaker 2: I honestly, and there's not even enough. I don't care
Speaker 2: enough at this point. You don't care. Ever, I don't
Speaker 2: care because you are every time you want to make
Speaker 2: your little episode descriptions.
Speaker 1: And this indeed, I don't make those descriptions that comes
Speaker 1: from that comes from serial Killers PC. I don't do that.
Speaker 2: Which is you?
Speaker 1: I don't?
Speaker 2: Which is you?
Speaker 1: All right? Can we stop and go down and eat
Speaker 1: some cereal? Yeah?
Speaker 2: I've been waiting. This is your serial killer time filler.
Speaker 1: So in the last episode, we had a crunch. What
Speaker 1: are you looking at?
Speaker 2: I'm looking at my phone?
Speaker 1: Why you go? What's important?
Speaker 2: Well, because you're gonna ramble on about how we had
Speaker 2: a crunch berry and I don't need to pay attention
Speaker 2: for a split second.
Speaker 1: All right, So in the last episode we had a
Speaker 1: knockoff crunch Berry serial.
Speaker 2: Episode's called and he's just not into it anymore. Andy
Speaker 2: decided that he was gonna be on his phone all day.
Speaker 2: Guess what still on a website. He sucks, that's you,
Speaker 2: That is you me choke.
Speaker 1: So in the last episode we had another knockoff cap'n
Speaker 1: crunch crunch Berry cereal. I think it was from Wegman's.
Speaker 1: I don't even remember anymore. I was in the supermarket
Speaker 1: in Cape cod when we were on vacation, and the
Speaker 1: cereal aisle of the Shaws Great Shaws, this big supermarket
Speaker 1: chain not here, but you know, in the northeast her
Speaker 1: in Shaws. Okay, Mom's Best has jungle berry crunch.
Speaker 2: Oh, I'm excited for that.
Speaker 1: Jungle Berry Great. I don't know why it's jungle berry crunch.
Speaker 1: I'm not sure who makes up the names. There's an
Speaker 1: ardvarc on there. How m's the difference between an ard
Speaker 1: vark and an ant eater.
Speaker 2: An anteater has the nose, and doesn't it like have
Speaker 2: the little nose that eat anteater has that too, But
Speaker 2: there's an anteater has the nose and it's sticky, and
Speaker 2: it like sticks it. They have the big tongue, the
Speaker 2: big long tongue that lives the anteaters. Remember that cartoon,
Speaker 2: the Ardvark and the Ant.
Speaker 1: You'll make me so mad, I'll give you it was
Speaker 1: part of the Pink Panther cartoon series back in the day.
Speaker 2: Was that like Tom and Jerry?
Speaker 1: No, it was Pink Panther.
Speaker 2: I know, Pink Panther. I don't know that.
Speaker 1: And when you would watch it as a kid, every
Speaker 1: once in a while, like some other one would come on,
Speaker 1: the Ardvark and the ant would come on, and what,
Speaker 1: you're such a jerk. That's my childhood dude.
Speaker 2: Literally, again, this is a one like this is Scott Show.
Speaker 2: I'm just so long for the ride.
Speaker 1: It is not Scott Show.
Speaker 2: Literally, anytime I mentioned anything, it's immediately like, okay, nobody
Speaker 2: knows that bad? Do you remember ardmarking the ant?
Speaker 1: Okay? Ooh wow, this smells good. This smells very very full.
Speaker 1: It's yeah, it's dull colors because I'm guessing there's no
Speaker 1: artificial colors in it, berryful? What how would you describe it?
Speaker 1: Smell it?
Speaker 2: I can't because you have the cups because I can't
Speaker 2: even pour my own cereal or milk. I don't trust
Speaker 2: you exactly.
Speaker 1: There you go, there you go, smell it right, Yeah,
Speaker 1: it smells like a real fresh berry. I don't know
Speaker 1: what kind of berries you're talking about. Right here we go,
Speaker 1: Mom's best Mom would not be happy with us Andrew
Speaker 1: just bickering. Nope, that would have been wonderful to see
Speaker 1: if you were recording this, everyone could see how you
Speaker 1: just spit it all out in a cup. It is
Speaker 1: much more citrusy than berry. E.
Speaker 2: This gets one spoon. This tastes like do you remember
Speaker 2: pink bubble gum medicine as a kid?
Speaker 1: Yes? I hated it?
Speaker 2: Okay, so no, no, no. There were always two different versions.
Speaker 2: There was the one that actually tasted like bubblegum, but
Speaker 2: then there was the off brand one that you could
Speaker 2: only get from supermarkets that wasn't as good. This tastes
Speaker 2: like the off brand one that was way too much
Speaker 2: strawberry ish and it didn't taste like bubble gum. Disgusting.
Speaker 2: It tastes like medicine.
Speaker 1: I don't think it's not bad.
Speaker 2: It's disgusting.
Speaker 1: It's not disgusting. You just don't like it.
Speaker 2: No, it's gross that. I'm shocked now that you don't
Speaker 2: like cheetah chumps because that almost tastes like the cheetah chumps. No, yes,
Speaker 2: one hundred. It has a weird something going on.
Speaker 1: You talk about the bubblegum medicine. It reminds me of, Oh,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna go stomach ache.
Speaker 2: There you go me with cheetah chomps.
Speaker 1: It reminds me of going to the dentist as a kid,
Speaker 1: and they used to give you the duck fluoride. They'd
Speaker 1: give you the fluoride things that you put in your
Speaker 1: mouth and it was this foam spongy thing and I
Speaker 1: would gag. And they always gave me bubble gum flavor
Speaker 1: because for the adults it was mint. Not for the
Speaker 1: kids it was bubblegum.
Speaker 2: The should have just made it meant for everyone.
Speaker 1: I'm nauseous just thinking about it. That in combination with
Speaker 1: this cereal. I don't think it's as bad when you're
Speaker 1: eating it, but I think the after effects are not
Speaker 1: so great. And that guy in the tree there eats
Speaker 1: any this, he's falling out right. Was that a leopard
Speaker 1: or cheat? I don't know what that is, but I'm
Speaker 1: going to give it a ball on a spoon. I
Speaker 1: don't think it's horrendous, it's just not great.
Speaker 2: Well, once the Serial Killer's PC website is that this
Speaker 2: is going to be in the Worst Rated Cereals Club.
Speaker 1: Oh you're gonna do that? Are they gonna be different
Speaker 1: sections of like one bowlers? Ye, five bowlers.
Speaker 2: This is also what's making it difficult. When I put
Speaker 2: in I can't wait to see this thing.
Speaker 1: I can't wait.
Speaker 2: When I put in an entry, I'm marking it. Did
Speaker 2: the cereal get five bowls? Like? Okay, so this episode
Speaker 2: episode one two right now, in this episode, it would
Speaker 2: be labeled General Mills, because we're saying it's General Mills.
Speaker 2: Huh that one is Mom's best. So it be labeled
Speaker 2: as that worst Cereal club. Yeah and yeah, then you
Speaker 2: could see the episode on what we read them.
Speaker 1: I can't wait to see what this thing looks like.
Speaker 2: You're gonna hate it either way. So I'm not even
Speaker 2: making it for you anymore. I'm making it for our
Speaker 2: listeners who are going to appreciate it.
Speaker 1: Oh, they'll tell you how bad it is too. I
Speaker 1: hope it's good, I really do.
Speaker 2: You're going to appreciate it because also, not only do
Speaker 2: you have to do the desktop site, but then for
Speaker 2: some reason, the damn why are you feeling yourself in
Speaker 2: front of me? That's like very inappropriate. Then when you
Speaker 2: convert it to the mobile site, everything just gets jumbled up,
Speaker 2: and then I'm like, uh.
Speaker 1: I don't know what's going on.
Speaker 2: So from two thousand and six two you don't know
Speaker 2: what's going on. But let's bring up Anton the Ardvark again,
Speaker 2: because that everyone knows.
Speaker 1: What's going on when you mentioned that they do uh huh.
Speaker 2: Yeah, serial Killers.
Speaker 1: I don't even know the format of the show anymore.
Speaker 1: We do a new and in a classic and a bonus
Speaker 1: and I don't know, we just do three.
Speaker 2: I think we need to cut this to one episode
Speaker 2: per week.
Speaker 1: No, because then we need get back Hello.
Speaker 2: Yes, because I think one episode per week would keep
Speaker 2: the audience craving for more. Is this a crave cereal?
Speaker 1: No, it's a Cachi cereal from twenty sixteen.
Speaker 2: I think one episode per week because I've noticed Friday
Speaker 2: episodes don't do as well as Mondays.
Speaker 1: There are people that depend on this podcast to get
Speaker 1: them through the day. But if it was a Wednesday
Speaker 1: that's a rough Monday. People want this Monday up to smile,
Speaker 1: and then Friday it drives them right into the weekend.
Speaker 2: Well, let me tell you something. Are also driving listeners
Speaker 2: off a cliff because many people are listening on Friday.
Speaker 1: It's you that's driving listeners off a cliff. Can I
Speaker 1: go down to the cereal pace?
Speaker 2: It's me, yes, okay.
Speaker 1: There we go for another Cashi cereal. Yes, it's another
Speaker 1: Cashee cereal. And that's uh my guy, mister Newton on
Speaker 1: the back of the box. He's the farmer that grew
Speaker 1: the wheat for this. Uh huh, what are you looking at?
Speaker 1: What's so important?
Speaker 2: You're just you because this is the moment that you talk.
Speaker 2: I don't talk. So it's a Cashi I don't know.
Speaker 2: We have a whole shelf of Cashe's How is this
Speaker 2: one different?
Speaker 1: Oh?
Speaker 2: Because it has dark cocoa. It's a different flavor.
Speaker 1: It's dark Coco Karma.
Speaker 2: Okay, would karma have a flavor?
Speaker 1: Yes, it's what it's a certified transitional biscuits. What does
Speaker 1: that even mean? What are you transitioning from? That's the
Speaker 1: strangest title I've ever seen Cashy Dark Coco Karma certified
Speaker 1: transitional biscuits baked with rich cocoa and warm cinnamon.
Speaker 2: The need to look up what a transitional biscuit?
Speaker 1: I think I would like you to. You may pick
Speaker 1: up your phone for that place, you may pick up
Speaker 1: your maybe either Maybe it's the size. They're not quite many,
Speaker 1: but they're not quite full.
Speaker 2: So does that make mini wheats transitional biscuits.
Speaker 1: No, they're many. This is in between many and full size.
Speaker 2: Oh wow, okay the new food label. This came out
Speaker 2: in twenty sixteen when the cereal came out. Oh, it
Speaker 2: has to do with organic foods.
Speaker 1: Whatever, stupid organic.
Speaker 2: Oh wow, okay, So basically it's an organic thing.
Speaker 1: Good to know. All right, you're ready, one, two, three,
Speaker 1: Here we go.
Speaker 2: Oh and they actually specifically talk about transitional biscuits and
Speaker 2: the cereal. I remember when I threw out the cereal. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I threw it out. Thank you, you're welcome.
Speaker 1: I taste the warm cinnamon at first. Sorry, those stringy
Speaker 1: mini wheats always get stuck in my throat. And then
Speaker 1: you do taste the dark chocolate. After my eye is twitching.
Speaker 1: You think it's a mom.
Speaker 2: Probably this is not bad. Oh, I'm iffy. It's not
Speaker 2: oh god, you need to have marshmallows on demand. I
Speaker 2: think it's decent, not great. I'm gonna give this one
Speaker 2: two bowls. This was not a good episode for me.
Speaker 2: I'm just gonna be honest with you.
Speaker 1: There's never a good episode for you.
Speaker 2: Uh. Sometimes I have cereals. I like, this is not
Speaker 2: one of those three balls. Okay, all right, mah.
Speaker 1: Could you try the milk for me because I see
Speaker 1: it's getting chocolatey. Would you do that for me? Please?
Speaker 2: Tastes like milk.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that was a very exciting episode of Serial Killers.
Speaker 1: See it's a little bit longer than the others.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Remember when I was saying how long episodes should be,
Speaker 2: and then you were the one when this first started. Yeah,
Speaker 2: you can even go back and listen to yourself in
Speaker 2: early episodes. They do what long episodes and you're doing
Speaker 2: Scottie Fillers and all this other new stuff.
Speaker 1: Okay, well, I don't know. Some people can't hang on
Speaker 1: that long. Listen. Look at the Brooklyn Boys. There are
Speaker 1: thing is like two hours long. Who's listening to the
Speaker 1: whole thing? But yeah, here they are. It's like a monsters.
Speaker 1: They got merchandise and they get all kinds of stuff,
Speaker 1: so they must be doing something right. Guys, we're not
Speaker 1: doing it. Okay, let's just end it.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, you are so dramatic. If I was
Speaker 2: your child, I would have run away and lived in
Speaker 2: an orphanage.
Speaker 1: By we are a year and a half in almost
Speaker 1: one hundred and fifty episodes, and what if we made
Speaker 1: two hundred dollars? That's cool?
Speaker 2: Now mean we have more than that in our PayPal account,
Speaker 2: which I've said for the past like.
Speaker 1: Three I keep saying in the episodes, send it to
Speaker 1: me because I need money for milk.
Speaker 2: Dude, No, because I have in text message you saying specifically,
Speaker 2: don't do it.
Speaker 1: Save it from when I can't pay a bill. Please
Speaker 1: follow us serial Killers PC on all social platform Not
Speaker 1: in the mood today, Scott, whatever you do, do not
Speaker 1: go to Serial KILLERSPC dot com yet because it's not there.
Speaker 1: It might be No, you're gonna get that thing that says,
Speaker 1: oh I want to buy this site or whatever the hell?
Speaker 2: Well no, because you sent me the info, I just
Speaker 2: have to link it when it's done and looks like.
Speaker 1: Why can't you at least put something that says coming
Speaker 1: soon with like a serial bowl?
Speaker 2: What do you know I don't like that.
Speaker 1: Like and subscribe and things. Thank you cool? Can you
Speaker 1: please just leave us a review because I love reading
Speaker 1: them and we haven't gotten one since August twenty ninth.
Speaker 1: Oh sad, thank you.
Speaker 2: Maybe it's because we post too much. Oh, here we go.
Speaker 2: What what are you about to play?
Speaker 4: What is on the next Serial Killers?
Speaker 1: We'll have another brand new cereal. This one has something
Speaker 1: to do with your brain. Brain. It's just a synonym
Speaker 1: for the word.
Speaker 2: Well.
Speaker 1: I'm not going to say, because then you'll know what
Speaker 1: the why are rubbing your eyes?
Speaker 2: Crunch all right, crunch out?
Speaker 1: Oh, speaking of brain do you remember that show Brain
Speaker 1: Games from the eighties. No, it was on HBO. Okay,
Speaker 1: it was great. It was kind of like you don't
Speaker 1: remember it.
Speaker 2: I was born in nineteen ninety one.
Speaker 1: It was one of those like filler things that they
Speaker 1: would play in between when a movie ended and to
Speaker 1: the next movie to get to the top of the
Speaker 1: hour and at the end you have to remember this
Speaker 1: Brain Games is now over. No, there was like a
Speaker 1: guy it was an egg man and it would crack
Speaker 1: open and it was this whole thing and it was
Speaker 1: kind of like if you what it was kind of
Speaker 1: like an escape room on TV. They would eat riddles
Speaker 1: and stuff like that. You have to try to figure
Speaker 1: things out. It was like a brain game cool hence
Speaker 1: the name Nice.
Speaker 2: All right, so is there brain game serial? I don't
Speaker 2: know what you want.
Speaker 1: We'll see okay, see you on Friday.
Speaker 2: See you on Friday.