Speaker 1: Are you leaving on?
Speaker 2: You wanta way back home? Either way, we want to
Speaker 2: be there.
Speaker 3: Doesn't matter how much that I gave you claim and
Speaker 3: give us time and a turman al and gay.
Speaker 2: We want to send you off InStyle. Do you wanna
Speaker 2: welcome you back home? Tell us all about it? We
Speaker 2: scared her?
Speaker 4: Was it fine?
Speaker 5: Now?
Speaker 2: Porn? Do you need to ride? Do you need to ride?
Speaker 2: Do you need to ride? Do you need to ride?
Speaker 2: Do you need to ride? Do you need ride? Do
Speaker 2: you need.
Speaker 1: With Karen and Chris welcome to Do you need to ride?
Speaker 1: This is Chris Fairbanks. Karen Kilgarriff has a stomach bug.
Speaker 1: I don't want to alarm anyone. I think it's not
Speaker 1: an actual bug. That's horrifying if you think about it though,
Speaker 1: just an insect inside her. And I hate to put
Speaker 1: that in your head because it's not what it is.
Speaker 1: She probably is just a stomach ache. She's not here.
Speaker 1: I am here with Todd Barry. Hey, hey Todd, what's
Speaker 1: up the airport?
Speaker 2: Yeah? I'm really.
Speaker 1: That's because I'm terrible podcasting while I'm driving.
Speaker 3: Might to make a choice, I will put driving ahead
Speaker 3: of uh thinking of witty things to say?
Speaker 2: Okay, cause that takes.
Speaker 1: All of my energy is trying to conjure things that
Speaker 1: are interesting to say.
Speaker 2: Do you want me to give you the directions?
Speaker 5: Like on the air, I think that two miles you have,
Speaker 5: you have two miles before you get you Can you continue.
Speaker 2: On to loss again? Ah? Yes, where I'll take a left.
Speaker 4: Uh yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1: I know some of the stuff going in here, but yeah,
Speaker 1: and then then I have to shift to asking.
Speaker 2: You a question like, uh, how how was New Orleans?
Speaker 2: I know in fact you were at the Oh it
Speaker 2: was good.
Speaker 4: I did. Uh. I did one of my crowd work shows.
Speaker 4: It was really good. Did an hour and a half,
Speaker 4: some fun people there.
Speaker 1: And for you, the crowd work shows, you just do
Speaker 1: not allow yourself to do any maternal just walk up
Speaker 1: there and start talking. Now, when you allow the audience
Speaker 1: to be part because you are by having it be
Speaker 1: a crowd work show, do they act.
Speaker 5: Like No, they don't. They're very ten like they're not Wow.
Speaker 5: I think it's because I get my fans who are
Speaker 5: generally polite and right, awful and smart, right, or.
Speaker 4: Maybe a couple of distas, but they yeah, so they're
Speaker 4: kind of.
Speaker 5: Into it without being like, oh, we get they don't
Speaker 5: they don't interpret it as oh, we get to yell.
Speaker 1: And scream and just be jerious, right. I can only
Speaker 1: imagine it happening that way. People that are nice, people
Speaker 1: that think they're funny, that are going to your show
Speaker 1: instead of their first open mic.
Speaker 2: That would drive me nuts. What do you mean, like
Speaker 2: going there to be funny?
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, I mean it definitely has happened,
Speaker 5: but not like not in a way that's like we're
Speaker 5: at particularly for.
Speaker 2: Someone out or anything. Yeah.
Speaker 1: How about the show we did in Missoula.
Speaker 2: Wasn't that the most fun? Right? I was really proud
Speaker 2: of my town.
Speaker 5: Because they they came out right there.
Speaker 1: Yeah, well they were if you remember, and they listened.
Speaker 1: They even selected which jokes they thought were good and
Speaker 1: bad were the Uh, they really liked the good jokes.
Speaker 4: I guess. The other show we did there was a.
Speaker 2: Little bit of kind of browny drunken.
Speaker 1: Yeah, people drink a lot there, and that crowd was like, nope,
Speaker 1: let's sit and watch this.
Speaker 2: Why did they drink so much?
Speaker 1: Bored I think it is boredom, and I think it's
Speaker 1: because it's cheap to buy alcohol and it's expensive to
Speaker 1: buy food at restaurants. So people are like, well, I'll
Speaker 1: just eat whiskey for dinner. I'm serious. No, I believe
Speaker 1: it's expensive to eat and maybe to get food in Montana,
Speaker 1: and then Laker is so cheap.
Speaker 2: Also, yeah, it's just a town that drinks a lot.
Speaker 4: I don't know, like Wisconsin or something.
Speaker 1: I think they start drinking in the winter time out
Speaker 1: of boredom Alaska.
Speaker 2: Did they drink?
Speaker 1: And so even when the weather is nice, they're like, well,
Speaker 1: I'm in the habit of drinking.
Speaker 2: I'm as well drinking. But they were it.
Speaker 1: They just were acting like an audience that watches watch
Speaker 1: us stand up a lot.
Speaker 2: Which to Tucson was great.
Speaker 4: Did t.
Speaker 1: I say Tempe and people will correct you and say Tempee? Oh?
Speaker 2: Is it ad a bunch of ease at the end there?
Speaker 4: Yeah, unless someone really is like, uh, could be.
Speaker 1: Disrespectful, right, I th I think it's disrespectful when a
Speaker 1: town like in Austin they have a street called Guadaloup
Speaker 1: Uh huh. And I took enough Spanish in college to
Speaker 1: know it's Guadaloupe. Yeah, but they will correct you. I'm like, oh,
Speaker 1: I'm g I'm on Guadaloupe. They go, don't you mean
Speaker 1: Guadaloup and I'm which is just that extra I like
Speaker 1: fu remember the Alamo, you know, like correcting a Spanish
Speaker 1: word that's not it's They even on the bus in
Speaker 1: Spanish when repeating the directions, they say it, you know,
Speaker 1: the next street is Guadaloup and then they know.
Speaker 2: Spanish, Kelly, that's the Guadaloup. Oh really, may this pronounced
Speaker 2: it in Spanish?
Speaker 5: Maybe there's a reason, Maybe there's like a history to it,
Speaker 5: Like you know, we have Houston Street in New York, Yeah.
Speaker 4: Which is spelled like Houston.
Speaker 5: Okay, so maybe there's like a someone who's like, no,
Speaker 5: I know it's spelled the same, but yeah, I'm my call.
Speaker 5: I say Guadaloup and I'm gonna have a street named
Speaker 5: after me?
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's my guess is it's Texas calling it out
Speaker 1: to Houston when the word is housed in Texas likes
Speaker 1: to adopt words.
Speaker 4: I mean it could be just uh, I don't know different.
Speaker 4: I don't even know what house the street is named after.
Speaker 1: Yeah, this is probably not Samuel Houston, Samuel will h Houston.
Speaker 2: I don't know if it's h actually sounds like it
Speaker 2: should be. It should be.
Speaker 4: What else you got?
Speaker 1: Oh, I'm sorry, I was just paying attention to driving
Speaker 1: straight on a road without any traffic on it. Sometimes
Speaker 1: that takes all my brain powers to my god. Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: they're those places everything but the produce. I'm I'll buy
Speaker 1: their limes, but they actually, yeah, they're grocery stores.
Speaker 4: Idn't know the grocery store. I mean I did of those.
Speaker 4: I don't remember groceries, but that's been a while.
Speaker 2: It's amazing what you can get for now.
Speaker 1: And it's a really fun game to just hold stuff
Speaker 1: up and say how much is this?
Speaker 2: Because it's gonna be a dollar?
Speaker 5: See what? I always wonder if that stuff's counterfeit, that
Speaker 5: kid is bad at driving?
Speaker 1: Oh right, I mean maybe I don't Maybe it's not
Speaker 1: like even then name brand dish soap.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I mean they can knock off, but I mean someone.
Speaker 2: Could really bothered knockoff.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you think, like, what, what's like they're gonna make
Speaker 1: this big of a profit. But I remember one time
Speaker 1: at a ninety nine cent store, I found ninety nine
Speaker 1: cent Tapatillo sauce, which retails.
Speaker 2: For like four or five dollars.
Speaker 1: And I bought a bunch of them, like I'm just
Speaker 1: this hot sauce guy.
Speaker 2: I like hot sauce, yeah, but so much tapatillo.
Speaker 5: Yeah, there's times I've hoorded hot sauce And do you realize, Oh,
Speaker 5: I'm not quite is it the hot sauce as I
Speaker 5: thought it'd be, as I look at this bottle that
Speaker 5: I bought nine years ago?
Speaker 2: Yeah, I love hot sauce.
Speaker 4: Go I want some down.
Speaker 1: I think it always makes me feel bad when my
Speaker 1: dad will buy like a giant.
Speaker 2: You know you can get at Costco a tub of mustard.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and then you think, wow, this might be the
Speaker 1: last mustard I ever buy. I might die before I
Speaker 1: finished this. I don't ever want that much of any sauce.
Speaker 4: They well, that's how Costco works, you know.
Speaker 2: They just they market themselves dying.
Speaker 5: Choices and give you massive quantities sauce special.
Speaker 2: Oh really, so are they evil? And no, no, no,
Speaker 2: it's just it's smart. Like they have like four.
Speaker 5: Thousand items in the store, whereas like Target might have
Speaker 5: the thirty five thousand or something. Right, I don't know
Speaker 5: if there are the exact numbers, but that's the idea,
Speaker 5: so that instead of like, hey there's eight sizes of
Speaker 5: tail and all that you can buy, let's put them
Speaker 5: all over that we'll put them all on the shelves.
Speaker 5: So you get frazzled when you're deciding, sure, is that here,
Speaker 5: here's the three hundred you want that?
Speaker 2: Okay? I guess yeah.
Speaker 1: There's some kind of futuristically lazy about that then, But
Speaker 1: it's I like going in and going you know what
Speaker 1: I do need muffins and winter tires and jeans and
Speaker 1: tailand all's.
Speaker 4: That membership thing now, Oh that's where they get you. Well,
Speaker 4: I mean like I went with my brother. It's in
Speaker 4: a place where there's a costco and it's gonna be you.
Speaker 5: Know, like we buy me these razor blades and I'll
Speaker 5: pay you back, and then it just feels weird.
Speaker 4: I just said, fucking.
Speaker 1: Did you you don't belong to some dollar shaf club
Speaker 1: or something.
Speaker 4: I did join the dollar Shaft. Good, I can cancel
Speaker 4: my membership.
Speaker 2: Oh really, well, they.
Speaker 5: Were I think I don't know if they were great
Speaker 5: the best razors. I think I bought the bottom tier
Speaker 5: version of that warship. But also they were coming at
Speaker 5: me so like like I don't shave four times a day,
Speaker 5: right right, right, slow down, And I think I actually
Speaker 5: got a slower that if you if you click to
Speaker 5: cancel the like, is this because we send them too much?
Speaker 5: Then there's like this secret little uh like there's the
Speaker 5: secret Netflix like light program.
Speaker 1: Oh that's interesting. I do this Harry's thing and it's
Speaker 1: just you order them when you need.
Speaker 5: I had, yeah, someone I know someone who did marketing
Speaker 5: for them, and they hooked me up with Harry.
Speaker 2: It's nice. There's a Harry's store.
Speaker 4: In New York.
Speaker 2: I would go there.
Speaker 4: Once you get a free one, you don't want to
Speaker 4: be like, I'm not going to buy or.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so you get upset to you.
Speaker 1: I haven't yet. I've I just I haven't made it
Speaker 1: through the first round of razors.
Speaker 2: It kind of feels good, though.
Speaker 1: It's better than the Gillette Vibrating mock three race car
Speaker 1: razor I had.
Speaker 2: Why do you so you you bought one? My dad
Speaker 2: got it for me. It's like I bought one of
Speaker 2: these and I got you one.
Speaker 1: I'm like, oh, it's hard to get excited about a
Speaker 1: simple razor.
Speaker 2: When mine vibrates.
Speaker 1: I got through the vibrating one away.
Speaker 2: Yes, you can. You get where it is.
Speaker 1: I have two of them. My dad always buys me razors.
Speaker 5: I still, really that's cool Christmas. You know what's a
Speaker 5: good shame of creebe is a pro rasso.
Speaker 2: Do you ever have that? I thought you were gonna
Speaker 2: say barbersol?
Speaker 5: That actually is because I got all these fancy ones
Speaker 5: that I had something what I what's someone?
Speaker 4: What the phone was like? It's like, oh this is
Speaker 4: just good.
Speaker 5: Yeah, all of being a lollie and uh she had
Speaker 5: a lot of families to No.
Speaker 1: No, that's something about being in a car makes everyone say.
Speaker 2: Yeah, me too.
Speaker 1: Piss fucking off right now, podcast rage. I'm the guy
Speaker 1: that does not swear. I say pissed fucking off. No
Speaker 1: one's ever said that darbasol has alcohol in it. It
Speaker 1: drives your face, makes you look grink.
Speaker 4: Is that what the guy.
Speaker 2: Makes your face?
Speaker 1: No, it's a good I think so he was outdoors
Speaker 1: yelling at a parking meter.
Speaker 2: I don't think you were grasso. Get that. It's Italian.
Speaker 4: You can get it for like ten dollars or two
Speaker 4: maybe cheaper.
Speaker 1: It sounds it sounds like I'm really good, gonna put
Speaker 1: spaghetti sauce on my face, pro rasso.
Speaker 5: If today was your birthday, I would buy you in
Speaker 5: Oh thanks, if today was your birthday And I said
Speaker 5: let's pull over to a.
Speaker 4: Place that.
Speaker 2: Rather than the airport. This is it's a very very
Speaker 2: your temperate where you stand. Just Jennifer's guesthouse.
Speaker 4: I've never said it's guest house.
Speaker 2: I've always wanted to live in a guest I mean
Speaker 2: it's a.
Speaker 4: Good friend of mine. I just I don't know if
Speaker 4: it's gonna feel.
Speaker 2: Weird. You don't want to say who the friend is.
Speaker 2: He's not like a famous commedian.
Speaker 5: I could tell you it's uh is that he's got
Speaker 5: a famous persons. Well, his name's Jonathan Groff, but it's
Speaker 5: not the actor.
Speaker 1: Oh okay, oh wow, No, oh okay.
Speaker 4: I knew him what he was doing stand up.
Speaker 2: I would know what he looks like. Then is he
Speaker 2: the red haired guy? Well, he hasn't been there in years. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I'm thinking of when.
Speaker 4: He runs traffic ahead Blackish.
Speaker 5: He runs okay, and he's he did as some show
Speaker 5: with Casey Wilson.
Speaker 2: I forgot, forgot forget the name of is that MEI that?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 2: That was that was weird. That's bizarre.
Speaker 1: Yeah, all of a sudden, Uh yeah, I am.
Speaker 2: You mentioned your brother. I met your brother.
Speaker 1: It's so interesting to meet siblings.
Speaker 2: It blows my mind every time.
Speaker 1: I just met my roommate's dad and it's just a
Speaker 1: different version.
Speaker 2: Of him, but it's the same. You can tell that
Speaker 2: it's your brother.
Speaker 1: But he had like a different He was like, hey, terrific,
Speaker 1: like he'd just yeah, I wouldn't say you said that before,
Speaker 1: And that's not what I'm saying.
Speaker 4: A big fae self. What's the word I'm looking for?
Speaker 4: Self deprecating?
Speaker 2: Right? Right?
Speaker 4: Oh, you're taking a round.
Speaker 2: Uh oh, it's gonna be the same route. Yeah, and
Speaker 2: it'll it'll be better. Yeah. And you get to see the.
Speaker 1: Texas of Los Angeles, all these oil ribs just.
Speaker 2: Drilling for bubble.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah, I wish you had been able to. He
Speaker 1: was golfing the whole time that you were in Missoula.
Speaker 1: He's like non stop golfing. I think at the last
Speaker 1: minute he wants to be people.
Speaker 2: Who love golf, really love golf.
Speaker 4: It sounds like that's all they want to do.
Speaker 3: Well.
Speaker 1: It's funny because I've seen in his life he'll get
Speaker 1: mad at golf and not do it for a decade.
Speaker 2: Really.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he's quit forever before and then picks it golf.
Speaker 2: Well, have you ever done it?
Speaker 4: I've never really golfed, Like I lived in Florida where
Speaker 4: all these golf courses right across the street from me,
Speaker 4: and I just never I think I played like kitchen
Speaker 4: put ones, and I don't think I ever played full.
Speaker 2: On round with golf.
Speaker 4: Isn't that weird?
Speaker 2: Yeah, no, it isn't. I mean, because it's something that it's.
Speaker 1: Hard to be good at right away, so it's frustrating.
Speaker 1: It's like a commitment. If you want a golf you
Speaker 1: better mark off a couple of days a week for
Speaker 1: the rest of your life so one day you can.
Speaker 2: Maybe be good at it. It's very frustrating. When I
Speaker 2: was a kid, I was okay. I swung at it
Speaker 2: like it was a baseball.
Speaker 4: Does look fun, though, I mean I could see probably
Speaker 4: why people get.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's you're outside, it's I am always cool with
Speaker 1: your friends, Yeah.
Speaker 4: Assaulting each other. Did people drink a lot while they're golfing?
Speaker 2: I used to in Austin. Helped me.
Speaker 1: You were a better golfer well after two or three
Speaker 1: during because it looms you up. No, it did it
Speaker 1: helped it? Like you think, get drunk before. They probably not.
Speaker 1: They know how to be loose already. I would all
Speaker 1: be all stiff. You know how, drunk people don't die
Speaker 1: when they're in a car wreck.
Speaker 4: That's how it.
Speaker 2: Helped me golf.
Speaker 4: Then you have all these alcoholic rationalizations.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, it makes you play golf better, it does.
Speaker 2: It does you won't die in a car.
Speaker 4: Accident, even though you probably cause that accident. No.
Speaker 2: Well, I've always thought driving and golf were really similar.
Speaker 2: That's right. Right now, I'm three sheets. I have golf
Speaker 2: with these. Uh.
Speaker 1: I worked in a screen printing shop and these guys
Speaker 1: were in an Iron Maiden cover band.
Speaker 2: They have long hair and they were metal heads.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and they were the best golfers I'd ever golf with.
Speaker 2: And they got really drunk and part every whole. It
Speaker 2: was bizarre.
Speaker 4: Kind of takeing a different route here, but that's fine.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, I think that, uh.
Speaker 4: Four miles you want to go up right on the edgewood?
Speaker 1: Okay, let's I've done this way before, and so I
Speaker 1: just started doing it.
Speaker 2: You know how when you're like a lot of ways
Speaker 2: to skin a cat, right, yes.
Speaker 1: Yes, And and when you're from an area, you don't
Speaker 1: you never you never pay attention to how you're skinning
Speaker 1: a cat. You just know you're you're killing a lot
Speaker 1: of cats in your hometown. We think about getting a cat,
Speaker 1: I I one, I'm all for it. I'm a cat man.
Speaker 4: You just think it'll leg the happier person.
Speaker 2: It's nice to fluffball. You're right, you should. I think
Speaker 2: you should get a cat.
Speaker 4: I should get a kitten, right, enjoy that kid experience.
Speaker 1: I mean you can get a pretty young cat. I
Speaker 1: think at the places little kid.
Speaker 2: You don't want them to have any baggage.
Speaker 4: I'm not that. I just want the experience of, like, well,
Speaker 4: if I'm gonna get one as well.
Speaker 2: Enjoy that little kid.
Speaker 1: I just thought, ow cute it would be if you
Speaker 1: did adopt a cat and he came with baggage, like he.
Speaker 4: Had his luggage, little doggy bagh.
Speaker 2: That'd be nice. Yeah, leftover sandwich. He uh.
Speaker 1: I The good thing about cats that I think would
Speaker 1: be frustrating with dr dogs as you can leave them
Speaker 1: right for several days with food.
Speaker 2: In a litter box, and they're fine.
Speaker 4: They's note several days things Yeah weird.
Speaker 1: They're fine without humans. They don't need us. That's why
Speaker 1: you don't see homeless people with cats.
Speaker 4: You don't know with a.
Speaker 1: Cat, following them around you have. Yes, those are eccentric people.
Speaker 1: They're not homeless something. Some homeless people are eccentric.
Speaker 2: If you're legitimately homeless. Cat's not gonna work.
Speaker 1: I guess in the city there's just cats and people,
Speaker 1: you know, living in trash cans.
Speaker 4: Like a dude like a cat that's on his shoulder
Speaker 4: like a parakeet.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's just an eccentric guy. He might be poor
Speaker 2: like a home.
Speaker 5: Who's a dude in New York who occasionally see who
Speaker 5: has like a cat on his head?
Speaker 2: Oh wow, that's bizarre to make. I love cats.
Speaker 1: I had one, but I flew it to my dad's
Speaker 1: because I moved into a place where I couldn't have
Speaker 1: a litter box.
Speaker 2: My place is that small my places, See that's the problem.
Speaker 4: Mind.
Speaker 5: Like, I've been looking at fancy litter boxes. I found
Speaker 5: one that's like a top it's a top loader.
Speaker 4: H huh.
Speaker 5: I don't think it would work while it was in
Speaker 5: the kit in face, but it's it's the most compact
Speaker 5: one and it's sleep looking. But it's still like it's
Speaker 5: just a little too much.
Speaker 4: For because I have a I have a studio apartment,
Speaker 4: believe it or not. It's a pretty big studio.
Speaker 2: You're saving your money then, yeah, if.
Speaker 5: You know what I spend think you would not say,
Speaker 5: oh that's oh man.
Speaker 4: Well now think about that.
Speaker 2: There's things you can do.
Speaker 1: I think we can talk about it, even off off
Speaker 1: off cast.
Speaker 5: No.
Speaker 2: I think I could just get this little box to
Speaker 2: deal with it and.
Speaker 1: Clean, keep clean and right, and you can get self
Speaker 1: cleaning ones. That's the only gross part is doing.
Speaker 4: Just what the smallest one possible because it's a small bathroom. Yeah,
Speaker 4: and it's not like my kitchen.
Speaker 2: Right, No, put next to my bed. I had mine
Speaker 2: in my closet for a while.
Speaker 4: I don't have enough closet space.
Speaker 2: It was awful. That was the only space I had.
Speaker 1: And and uh, I don't think I have to let
Speaker 1: you in on a little secret. I smelled like cat
Speaker 1: piss all the.
Speaker 4: Time, the worst. See that that is a little concerned about.
Speaker 1: I made friends with a lot of old ladies during
Speaker 1: that time.
Speaker 5: Though.
Speaker 4: Is this rodeo here? Is this the different rodeo?
Speaker 1: This is the one that I was supposed to turn
Speaker 1: right on? Should I turn right on it?
Speaker 2: Well, it doesn't say that now. It says right on
Speaker 2: to Edgewood. See I knew. I knew Rodeo was a
Speaker 2: bad or Rodeo.
Speaker 4: I'm hungry man.
Speaker 1: Should we eat? We can eat in loose feelings. I
Speaker 1: know exactly where to go, really, yeah, right by where
Speaker 1: you're staying.
Speaker 2: Were going to go.
Speaker 1: I don't know the name of it. It's a lot
Speaker 1: like streets in l A. I just know where it's
Speaker 1: located and.
Speaker 4: That specific Yeah. How is it the Bustard Cafe?
Speaker 2: It might be bust Why do you know the name
Speaker 2: of it?
Speaker 1: Yeah, No, I've been to the Mustard Seed Cafe. I
Speaker 1: don't care for that place. It's not on that street.
Speaker 1: You're you're mentioning places on o Vermont on Hillhurst. Yes, yeah,
Speaker 1: but I hope they start talking about cats again.
Speaker 4: Off camera.
Speaker 1: No, I'm I do want to talk about cats. I'm
Speaker 1: a bit I'm a cat man.
Speaker 2: I like dogs too.
Speaker 4: Have you ever had a kid?
Speaker 2: This guy's nutsuck at him.
Speaker 1: There's a lot of crazy people out here. Yes, I've
Speaker 1: had all ages that kid phase?
Speaker 4: Are they peeing all over the place?
Speaker 1: Cats quickly learn and instinctively learn how to use a
Speaker 1: litter box.
Speaker 2: They do not.
Speaker 1: It's not like a puppy who a dog may piss everywhere.
Speaker 4: I feel like once a cat piss is, you're done,
Speaker 4: Like sht, get that smell out.
Speaker 1: The cat pie is worse than dog p Yeah. You
Speaker 1: you don't want him to be on anything that can't
Speaker 1: be washed, like a mattress.
Speaker 5: Now that's interesting, Like I've asked, like I gonna when
Speaker 5: I like petfinders dot coms, like some people one of
Speaker 5: the chows like you want to mail or female because
Speaker 5: like what.
Speaker 4: Difference is make?
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's right, Well that's because you're a feminist.
Speaker 4: But I mean, seriously, what if you get a cat.
Speaker 4: It's not like you're got an orientation.
Speaker 1: Towards you know, I've I've and it's gonna sound terrible.
Speaker 1: My favorite cats have been male one and maybe it's
Speaker 1: a bonding thing. But I there's and newtered of course,
Speaker 1: so that that should bring him back to just being yeah,
Speaker 1: you know of.
Speaker 2: Sex so skitty because you're literally cutting off there there.
Speaker 1: It's terrible, but you should do that if you do
Speaker 1: get a cat, gotta get a newt or yet, Yeah,
Speaker 1: you might go in the hallway and make babies.
Speaker 2: The Yeah, that's the worst.
Speaker 5: You gotta listen to Bob Barker, So there you get
Speaker 5: that because I went to this pet store.
Speaker 4: The other day and I just looked at like little
Speaker 4: minie kitten litter box. It's such adorable. You just imagine
Speaker 4: a little kitten that scampering around in there.
Speaker 1: Yeah, just sat down his luggage and uh, I guess
Speaker 1: you have to do.
Speaker 4: You got to do that. And then they get bigger
Speaker 4: than you get the fancy litter box.
Speaker 1: Well yeah, I mean you might as well.
Speaker 2: Get the big They aren't going to be intimidated by
Speaker 2: a full sized litter box.
Speaker 4: I don't think I was told that you gotta get
Speaker 4: a smaller one at the beginning. Oh really, well, it's
Speaker 4: like it's a I think probably, I mean I took it.
Speaker 5: It's like it's hard for the declimb into it. Well
Speaker 5: maybe it's a top loader. You can't get a top load.
Speaker 2: For you know that you might.
Speaker 1: I mean it's setting your sights a little higher because
Speaker 1: not every cat is gifted enough to do it.
Speaker 2: My cat used to go in the toilet.
Speaker 5: Serious, I've always heard about that, but I've never known
Speaker 5: anyone who pulls.
Speaker 2: So it's a litter box. Especially if you get a
Speaker 2: young cat, you you will pull it off. It's it's
Speaker 2: a litter box.
Speaker 1: That is a circle, of course, and in the middle
Speaker 1: there's sand also. Then eventually take the middle compartment out
Speaker 1: and then it's a sand doughnut, so they're kind of
Speaker 1: peeing around the edge.
Speaker 2: And after a couple of weeks it's just a cat
Speaker 2: carefully peing in your toilet.
Speaker 4: Seriously.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I've seen them do it. It's amazing.
Speaker 4: You know. Is that on YouTube? Because I will look
Speaker 4: for that, Yes, because that's like the perfect solution.
Speaker 1: Oh, there's enough of them, Yeah, you just it would
Speaker 1: be you'd have to treat it like your hobby for
Speaker 1: a while to you know, and it's kind of hard.
Speaker 2: To train cats.
Speaker 5: The cat I would advantage of not getting a kid
Speaker 5: would be I kind of like the idea of it.
Speaker 5: If I come home, it's like, hey, we met earlier,
Speaker 5: you know, I'm chill and I'm just gonna.
Speaker 2: Be Yeah, it's the best. I think you'll like cat.
Speaker 1: They're they're and they're affectionate, but not in your face
Speaker 1: all the time like dogs often are. Like every second
Speaker 1: they have to remind you how much they love you.
Speaker 2: It's like, oh.
Speaker 4: God, you're so desperate, like dogs are.
Speaker 3: No dogs also will bite you.
Speaker 4: They'll they'll kill a baby.
Speaker 1: No one, no one should have brought that up, but
Speaker 1: we brought him, brought it up simultaneously.
Speaker 2: They're unpredictable. A cat will scratch your baby.
Speaker 1: Sure, I got scratched as a as a baby by
Speaker 1: the cat. Frank, that just makes you a better person.
Speaker 4: You stoard.
Speaker 1: Oh weird because I'm seeing a Supergirl billboard, you know,
Speaker 1: I'm seeing that now.
Speaker 5: I'm seeing that looks like Tori Evan since that Torri Eables,
Speaker 5: it's pretty unlikely Tori.
Speaker 2: Ables super Girl and that she got twenty years younger,
Speaker 2: but that.
Speaker 4: Woman does look like the It's such a weird place.
Speaker 4: What's what area?
Speaker 2: Is this right now? Famous for the album Under the Pink.
Speaker 2: We are on LaBrea right now.
Speaker 4: So is this what would you call this area? Hollywood
Speaker 4: does not helpwood.
Speaker 2: This is just simply Los Angeles.
Speaker 4: That's just simply well.
Speaker 2: I people dissect it and make it.
Speaker 1: I'm sure it's called, like, you know, County Park or something.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I made that outbound. If it's called County Park.
Speaker 1: I'd see there's a sign that's County Museums. I think
Speaker 1: this is called County Museum Park. This area this is
Speaker 1: called Steve Jobs s Steve Jobs Supergirl Park. Oh man,
Speaker 1: I just ruined the episode for that. Did Yeah, that
Speaker 1: was a skinker. What I don't under stand? Speaking of
Speaker 1: Billboards the Walk, I mean there's a documentary. We saw
Speaker 1: it actually happen already.
Speaker 2: In the documentary. You don't need to see a dramatization. No,
Speaker 2: I think I heard that movies all right, though. You
Speaker 2: know what, I'm a big fan of what's his name?
Speaker 4: Love It.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he doesn't have to have French Stewart with him.
Speaker 1: For me to like him. A lot of people need
Speaker 1: to have French Stewart in the room.
Speaker 2: Did you you saw on or yeah?
Speaker 1: And oh I I yeah. The documentary it's terrific.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 4: The most amazing thing is that there was no video footage. No,
Speaker 4: still great?
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, they don't actually because he was doing it,
Speaker 1: if you remind me, he was doing it really of
Speaker 1: course illegally, and they did. But did the cops they
Speaker 1: arrested him.
Speaker 5: I think he got arrested. Yeah, I don't remember, like
Speaker 5: if they it's probably what it was. I mean, I
Speaker 5: can't speak for the cops. There's gotta be like half
Speaker 5: like we got to rest the sky and hold the ship.
Speaker 1: That's pretty fucking sometimes I like to speak for the cops.
Speaker 1: I get a party to be like, all right, everyone,
Speaker 1: time to go home.
Speaker 2: It's not even my party.
Speaker 4: I should have called the cops about the headphones I
Speaker 4: lost in my flight over here.
Speaker 2: They wouldn't do anything. They wouldn't they they'd just uh
Speaker 2: write a report, say they were gonna look into it.
Speaker 4: Those earphones are gonetels.
Speaker 2: Oh h, drug dealers. They deal a little drugs men
Speaker 2: who deal drugs and ladies?
Speaker 4: Is that?
Speaker 2: Murderers?
Speaker 1: The occasional retired murderer will stay at the Royal Hawaiian.
Speaker 1: It's shady people that I see coming in and out
Speaker 1: of there. Although I kind of like the Royal Hawaiian Hotel.
Speaker 1: It's got a history too. Really, it's got a little teak.
Speaker 1: Look there's a little mask, teaking mask. See yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: I miss.
Speaker 2: This Edgewood place. We are in Hollywood now.
Speaker 4: Taco Super Taco, super Calito.
Speaker 2: That's great because it's a taco truck. But then they
Speaker 2: have a little building where you can go eat them.
Speaker 2: Oh really, yeah, it's great, isn't.
Speaker 4: That because that's part of the truck truck thing. I
Speaker 4: don't like.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, you have to stand by an exhaust pipe
Speaker 1: are you doing a show tonight.
Speaker 2: No, I haven't had a show for a while.
Speaker 1: I really peaked with those shows we did in Arizona
Speaker 1: weeks ago. Yeah, isn't that terrible. I've done stand up
Speaker 1: a few times, but uh.
Speaker 2: You lost the fire. I maybe the booking getting booked fire.
Speaker 2: I lost that.
Speaker 1: But when I have had shows, I'm still having a
Speaker 1: lot of fun doing it.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 1: I enjoy it quite a bit more than I did
Speaker 1: ever before in my comedy career.
Speaker 2: Really enjoying it now than ever.
Speaker 4: What's the next goal?
Speaker 1: Oh, man, I don't know, Conan, maybe again, that's the
Speaker 1: only what else you know?
Speaker 2: I'm being realistic.
Speaker 4: I should watch your coming.
Speaker 2: Oh thanks, I should watch it. No, thank you for learning.
Speaker 1: Yeah, thank you for feeling that you should watch it?
Speaker 2: Oh well, no, thanks man, No, it went well. I
Speaker 2: think I was relaxed.
Speaker 1: Oh like, yeah, I would never I don't know how
Speaker 1: to just stipulate. What would I do with my hands?
Speaker 1: Did you use no mic?
Speaker 4: I've thought it both ways.
Speaker 2: You like it with a mic? Right?
Speaker 4: I do? But I sometimes because I kind of jerk
Speaker 4: the mic a little bit, and I think it might
Speaker 4: be more noticeable on TV.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, I mean it's you know.
Speaker 4: Some fucking content or something.
Speaker 1: I mean, just I thought I just the fact that
Speaker 1: you thought that was grounds to drop the sea bomb.
Speaker 5: I met that in the British Oh you out of
Speaker 5: the sex ed.
Speaker 4: We're doing it at Amazing Black.
Speaker 1: Oh you're a sneaky little Volvo, aren't you.
Speaker 2: She She just nonchalantly.
Speaker 1: From oh on the drive here. Hell yeah, I'll show
Speaker 1: you Gary Busey's house. Do you.
Speaker 4: Do you see a lot of slips in their cars?
Speaker 2: You know? I haven't, And I think it's because I'm
Speaker 2: not looking.
Speaker 1: But every once in a while, like one day, I
Speaker 1: was on high alert because I saw I jogged. It
Speaker 1: was at the time I was jogging jogged past Josh
Speaker 1: Brolin and because he's short, is he and yeah, I
Speaker 1: thought be a bigger guy. He was just I thought
Speaker 1: he was this guy that did these shows at the Palms,
Speaker 1: these this play playboy radio guy.
Speaker 2: He's like, hey, how you been, Like I really Court McCown,
Speaker 2: he says.
Speaker 4: I thought he was Court McCown.
Speaker 1: It's like, oh, you look good, and he's like, hey,
Speaker 1: do I know you? And I was like, oh, you're
Speaker 1: a famous actor, aren't you. I'm sorry, And I just
Speaker 1: ran away.
Speaker 2: Was so embarrassing.
Speaker 1: And then right after that, I saw Pink and I'm like, oh,
Speaker 1: I think I'm just non celebrity high alert.
Speaker 2: At the on right by the bars at.
Speaker 1: The end, by the cow's end, he was jogging on
Speaker 1: the sand like me. We jogged past each other. I
Speaker 1: actually stopped and said, hey, how you been.
Speaker 4: He was the guy.
Speaker 2: I'm like, oh shit, you're James Brolin's kid. And then
Speaker 2: I ran away. I was pretty embarrassed.
Speaker 4: His daughter worked in a Coming of the New York
Speaker 4: She was very sweet, really yeah.
Speaker 2: Very nice. She Wow, that's amazing.
Speaker 4: Very chill, down to earth, like you never know what
Speaker 4: he was, and she like had a movie star.
Speaker 2: Wow, yeah, that is surprising.
Speaker 1: Well, he seems to be chilling down to earth and
Speaker 1: he had a movie star far well, I don't know
Speaker 1: his movie stars, but he's in Peevie's Big Adventure. And
Speaker 1: then I saw it later that day. Saw the guy
Speaker 1: that played Kramer when they redid Seinfeld within the show Seinfeld.
Speaker 2: You know that guy.
Speaker 1: He was in Breaking Bed. Also, it's like the Magnet guy.
Speaker 1: He's just a it's he's a he's a character actor
Speaker 1: that you've seen a lot of things, but it's funny
Speaker 1: to see him during the day.
Speaker 2: He was like yelling at some Just because you're riding
Speaker 2: a bike doesn't mean that you He was like yelling
Speaker 2: at a guy. Yeah.
Speaker 1: Another time I saw Daniel Stern digging through the garbage,
Speaker 1: angry and swearing.
Speaker 4: What happened to Daniel Stern?
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 1: He looked he had like leaves in his hair and
Speaker 1: he was angry and he was like tearing through the
Speaker 1: garbage like his kid had thrown away his.
Speaker 2: Retainer or Yeah. I've always liked him. I there is
Speaker 2: I think diner.
Speaker 4: I think that's one of the best movies I've ever seen.
Speaker 1: My favorite movie with him in it is, uh, Breaking Away.
Speaker 2: The Cutters. Yeah, it's good. It's Dennis Claydon.
Speaker 1: Him and it's loosely about cycling.
Speaker 4: And here's that kid at that dude there, who's really
Speaker 4: good who I haven't seen it much.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, who disappeared and then he came back. He
Speaker 1: had like three days well he disappeared and then and
Speaker 1: then he came back. And then he's like in The
Speaker 1: Watchman and he played it.
Speaker 4: Scary's rough man. You could really just there's people who
Speaker 4: are like what happened to that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and and they don't know what happened either, Like
Speaker 1: there's no rhyme or reason.
Speaker 5: I just wonder, like when someone disappears as a drug thing,
Speaker 5: is it I got sick of the jobs?
Speaker 2: Thing?
Speaker 4: I t I bet is it the work dried up thing?
Speaker 2: I bet it's all those things. I'd bet. I w
Speaker 2: I could relate.
Speaker 1: Most with the second one, and just realizing that, oh,
Speaker 1: things aren't as good as they were a couple of
Speaker 1: years ago. Maybe I'll just go ahead and start with
Speaker 1: this web design thing that I also do. Yeah, I
Speaker 1: th I c I would do that.
Speaker 5: That's probably why I'm as famous as I because I
Speaker 5: never got the book, but I just kept going all
Speaker 5: the rejection.
Speaker 2: Here.
Speaker 1: You've always it's so funny to hear successful people that
Speaker 1: think that they aren't. My dad was on an airplane
Speaker 1: and heard Paul Newman complaining.
Speaker 2: About his career.
Speaker 1: Seeing He's like, oh, some amount of work actor behind me,
Speaker 1: And they looks and it's Paul Newman.
Speaker 4: So your your dad was sitting Paul did ahead front.
Speaker 2: My dad was in first class, Paul Newman was in coach.
Speaker 2: Where was this? He watched my dad to eat his
Speaker 2: free meal.
Speaker 1: Where was this.
Speaker 2: I don't there's details Bellier, but maybe it was Robert Redford.
Speaker 2: I don't know. Maybe it's a story someone.
Speaker 4: Told him, but it happened. It happened.
Speaker 5: I flew southwest here from New Orleans and I actually
Speaker 5: was like I looked up on the plane of the
Speaker 5: celebrities flying southwest, like I don't know what.
Speaker 4: Maybe it's a pathetic that I did that, but that
Speaker 4: there was a whole.
Speaker 2: Uh, I'm just looking at the We're good.
Speaker 5: Then as a whole, Like there's several links and like
Speaker 5: why do celebrities love the southwestling with Brad Pitt? Like
Speaker 5: whatta yes, Brad Pitt's not like a regular on the Southwest? Yeah,
Speaker 5: you just have I wonder if like a guy like
Speaker 5: that takes it just because he knows it'll get some
Speaker 5: sort of publicity.
Speaker 4: But I mean that that's cynical.
Speaker 2: This is nice around here? Where's this? Yeah? This is beautiful?
Speaker 5: This?
Speaker 1: Uh you there's better people than me that remember words.
Speaker 1: This is uh mid Highland Park.
Speaker 2: Maybe I don't know, man.
Speaker 4: Must be that central something like behind that gate.
Speaker 2: That's got to be a person, you know what.
Speaker 1: I think that people I'll never know why these people
Speaker 1: can afford these houses. That guy might be a lawyer,
Speaker 1: business owners. There is and and and then you find
Speaker 1: out where celebrity, famous actor people live and they aren't
Speaker 1: as nice as these places like that, I don't know,
Speaker 1: and that, and they have modest cars in front of
Speaker 1: them sometimes. Yeah, but that would be such a great Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's a big ass brick house.
Speaker 2: It's beautiful.
Speaker 4: I mean, that's like a big house. But probably if
Speaker 4: you went inside to be like, holy shit, this is
Speaker 4: a huge house. Yeah, but it's not like a man
Speaker 4: that would be a bit.
Speaker 2: No. No, that's just a rich person's house.
Speaker 4: It's a rich, big fucking house.
Speaker 2: Look at this fucking house. I like this one.
Speaker 1: They're they're lights ays on, so I like to glance
Speaker 1: and see what they're doing inside.
Speaker 2: It's the kind of seventies boy. You know who has
Speaker 2: a nice house? Is all Madrigal? Really? Yeah, he had
Speaker 2: a party and I was like, what the hell?
Speaker 1: Why do you have this beautiful seventies Yeah, there's like
Speaker 1: a river that goes under it, and it's very modern
Speaker 1: time about that. Right when I went in there, I
Speaker 1: was like, oh wait, that's this is expensive.
Speaker 2: You shouldn't have gotten this, you know, like what do
Speaker 2: I know he might?
Speaker 4: You know, Jack McBrayer showed me a picture of.
Speaker 2: His house in La No, I don't know him, but
Speaker 2: you know who he is, all right, should I Jack mcbray?
Speaker 2: Oh sure, sure, I thought you.
Speaker 4: But he has a gorgeous house.
Speaker 2: The guy like I don't know when you're out of tent.
Speaker 4: Like he wouldn't even he wouldn't even joke about the house. Well,
Speaker 4: I mean he was joking.
Speaker 2: Yes, yes, play a long. Yeah, I can't.
Speaker 1: Just it's like this isn't as funny as it is
Speaker 1: hurting my feelings, this line of joke.
Speaker 4: But yeah, people have.
Speaker 1: Tig has a beautiful house. Now, God, I'm gonna be
Speaker 1: in trouble. I should have gotten to it. We should
Speaker 1: go to her wedding. Yeah, she's always gonna remember that
Speaker 1: I didn't go.
Speaker 4: I mean, what kind of money we talk about with
Speaker 4: these gigs people?
Speaker 1: Although we're talking about well there, I have a gig
Speaker 1: the same day as a wedding, and it's my friend's wedding,
Speaker 1: and I but I call.
Speaker 2: Her my friend.
Speaker 4: After revealing her day, she she I don't want to
Speaker 4: tell you who it is, but it might be someone
Speaker 4: I just mentioned.
Speaker 2: It might be five seconds ago.
Speaker 1: I told her I have a gig and it's kind
Speaker 1: of money, and she said, she said, oh.
Speaker 2: My god, please don't worry about it. You got it,
Speaker 2: You got them.
Speaker 1: Well, I know that, and I know how it is
Speaker 1: with weddings. You work hard to get there. You you
Speaker 1: buy a flight, you're in a car, you'd get yourself
Speaker 1: a hotel.
Speaker 2: And I'd have to do all three of those things to.
Speaker 4: Go to Sometimes it is like saying.
Speaker 1: I would you like to spend eighteen Yeah, and I
Speaker 1: unfortunately I have a lifestyle where it can't.
Speaker 2: It's hard for me to do that.
Speaker 1: But I, uh, oh, take and I are much closer
Speaker 1: than you. Probably we lived together seven years. We were
Speaker 1: almost recognized by the state. Plus we had a cat together.
Speaker 2: I don't know. I tell yeah, yeah, we were, we were.
Speaker 1: I call her my ex, but uh, I uh.
Speaker 2: She knows that there's a chance that.
Speaker 1: This happens at weddings where you go there and see
Speaker 1: and then you don't even talk.
Speaker 2: To your friend that's getting married.
Speaker 4: Overwhelmed.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you talk, you talk to him. I thought you
Speaker 2: just started yelling that you were yawning. They're overwhelmed. I
Speaker 2: got it at yeah, so but I do. Yeah, deep down,
Speaker 2: I'm like, I'm making a mistake.
Speaker 4: What can you do?
Speaker 1: I can, I can cancel the main.
Speaker 4: A lot of money.
Speaker 1: No, No, it's also shows that. I mean, it's my
Speaker 1: it makes this month happen for me. Yeah, what's your
Speaker 1: decision to Yeah, I know I feel you're judging me.
Speaker 2: You think I don't anyway?
Speaker 5: I mean like, yeah, it's I would have my price
Speaker 5: and everyone would have their price.
Speaker 1: Oh you get excited to go there and then it
Speaker 1: sucks hamburgers?
Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 1: Oster is also come on, oh I get it.
Speaker 2: You're you want to go right? Okay, cool?
Speaker 4: What is the what does oster me?
Speaker 1: Well, that's the funny thing, is you. Yeah, and it's Hamburgers. No,
Speaker 1: actually hamburg It should be because it's called a ham burger.
Speaker 2: Has anyone ever explained that to us?
Speaker 4: Oh my god, that sounds like something that's probably been covered.
Speaker 2: But was it solved? Was there a reason ever? Given?
Speaker 2: Just coincidence? You think?
Speaker 4: I don't know. I just thought.
Speaker 2: I think I'm sure at some point in my life
Speaker 2: I thought about that, But then you grew up.
Speaker 4: And then I realized that I don't want to think about.
Speaker 1: Well, I think that that place being called the oyster,
Speaker 1: and need I remind.
Speaker 2: You you asked about this?
Speaker 4: I did place.
Speaker 2: The okster is paying it's calling back to ham Burger.
Speaker 5: Okay, that's a that's a couple of you have to
Speaker 5: go a couple of steps.
Speaker 2: It really does doesn't have a payoff.
Speaker 4: So there showing. What are you gonna do?
Speaker 2: I don't know? What do you?
Speaker 4: Uh?
Speaker 2: What is your show?
Speaker 4: Oh?
Speaker 1: Oh, I thought you had a show. Oh, in a
Speaker 1: couple of nights, you have a show. Right, Well, I'm
Speaker 1: gonna uh take care of a cat for a little bit.
Speaker 4: Do you ever stay it on weekends?
Speaker 2: Yeah? I have been. I didn't do anything last night
Speaker 2: or the night before. You just stayed home.
Speaker 1: Well, I live by the beach and it's hard. I
Speaker 1: also haven't been very social lately.
Speaker 2: I'm not well.
Speaker 1: I look, I wasn't invited anything. I didn't have eight shows.
Speaker 1: I stayed at home. I didn't feel good about it.
Speaker 1: I felt like a loser, so you were. I was
Speaker 1: bored and lonely. I wished I had a cat this weekend.
Speaker 2: O scritch, you're gonna name it scritch scritch?
Speaker 4: Remember that from Peanuts where the scritched? Oh?
Speaker 1: Oh okay, yeah, yeah, yeah, I do know, and then
Speaker 1: they do that repetitive dance.
Speaker 4: Oh so you are we driving towards the restaurant.
Speaker 2: Then we are driving to where you're staying.
Speaker 1: And it's almost walkable these places, but we'll drop off
Speaker 1: your bags and then we'll go eat.
Speaker 4: At least.
Speaker 5: Straight there, because then it's gonna be awkward. It's gonna
Speaker 5: be like, oh, I got you, but my host be there.
Speaker 4: I don't want to be like, hey, here's my bag.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, you're right, I'm starving. I don't have time
Speaker 2: to talk or say thank you. Yeah, okay, good point.
Speaker 1: Oh don't worry, no one does. That's a that's a
Speaker 1: Conan O'Brien joke that he tells every episode.
Speaker 2: Don't worry. No one's watching this. I double over. People
Speaker 2: are watching it. It's doing what should be my goals.
Speaker 1: It's not at midnight anymore that they aren't gonna have me.
Speaker 1: So I will do, Conan, I will do Uh how
Speaker 1: about that Letterman guy? I know, why didn't I do Letterman?
Speaker 1: I could have done that mind Tanna route. It's like
Speaker 1: Montana people.
Speaker 4: Uh, why haven't you do it?
Speaker 2: I don't know. I've tried to figure it out.
Speaker 1: I think that that show very much is relationships with
Speaker 1: management managers, and here.
Speaker 4: They do so many of them will be just easy.
Speaker 2: There has been nine hundred that is that. It's not
Speaker 2: like I.
Speaker 4: Would be worried about booking you on that show. It's
Speaker 4: not like.
Speaker 1: It's not even that they're having like actors and writers on.
Speaker 1: I think it's just like it's a way to promote something.
Speaker 1: All the threesome on there. That's like, this is the
Speaker 1: actor and two writers from this show. I've noticed they
Speaker 1: haven't had a lot of stand ups on it. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and then they ran out of them except for me.
Speaker 2: I feel like it is. Yeah, it's too shady and obvious.
Speaker 4: It's called gold Diggers.
Speaker 2: Yeah, is it rich men that get naked and women
Speaker 2: go there and.
Speaker 4: Watch wooded staring at old guys that.
Speaker 2: The name suggests that gold diggers. Oh, I guess.
Speaker 1: Oh, you go in there and get don't that's a
Speaker 1: horrible name for a strip club, though, these are there
Speaker 1: a bunch of gold diggers. You throw your money at
Speaker 1: them and they get naked. You want some blow just
Speaker 1: old Hollywood guys with gold rings?
Speaker 4: What ut?
Speaker 2: Oh god, we're gonna see Edward James almost you know,
Speaker 2: I just saw at the airport. Oh really, stell the mustache?
Speaker 1: Yeah, very I was he someone what are you doing?
Speaker 5: It?
Speaker 2: Was he someone that I didn't like.
Speaker 4: That's okay.
Speaker 2: I remember remember you got his nose broken and I was.
Speaker 4: Okay with that. That became a sensationalist. But he also, like
Speaker 4: way back, I think did some good work, like he
Speaker 4: exposing a mental institution that was at cheating editions. Oh
Speaker 4: that's with broke him. Then he sort of got a
Speaker 4: little tabloid.
Speaker 1: He remember how he was acting like wouldn't he like
Speaker 1: just jump into the gun fire during the Gulf War
Speaker 1: and stuff?
Speaker 2: Yeah, I think he was doing stuff like that specifically,
Speaker 2: and he's willing. He was like picking fights with Nazis
Speaker 2: on his show. I'll go right now.
Speaker 4: Now he goes to the airport by himself.
Speaker 2: Wow, oh man, I wish I could have, even though
Speaker 2: I would have made that left her. Really I I
Speaker 2: the reason I didn't go is I thought.
Speaker 1: Maybe you wouldn't you even you wouldn't have Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: well you're on the right side. Any cross traffic would
Speaker 1: have murdered you. It saved your life. Just now, oh
Speaker 1: there you're honking. Really he just wants me.
Speaker 2: To at least try. Uh look at this guy, you.
Speaker 1: Want to turn around Vin Diesel Todd Berry Vin Diesel around.
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 1: It looks just like him, and he looks intense. Uh court, No,
Speaker 1: oh no, that's a beam. That's a that's an accura.
Speaker 1: He's coming up on your right. Let's make sure this
Speaker 1: isn't Vin Diesel. It really does look like him. That
Speaker 1: would be it's.
Speaker 2: Because we were talking about but oh.
Speaker 1: Man, I don't think he's too short and squishy.
Speaker 2: It's that was Vincent. That was Vincent de Sell. He's
Speaker 2: an accountant.
Speaker 5: Oh but yeah, he was to use direction where I
Speaker 5: think we got.
Speaker 1: I think this the plan was, uh Western into Los
Speaker 1: Felis Boulevard. Yeah, take that, We'll take that directly to
Speaker 1: this restaurant.
Speaker 2: I know. We will close out the podcast right when
Speaker 2: we pull in. I already have two calzones waiting for us.
Speaker 4: Is it Italian?
Speaker 1: But no, I just that's my one of my go
Speaker 1: to food things zones.
Speaker 5: What I says like, I probably had one in my
Speaker 5: whole life. It seems like the best thing in the world,
Speaker 5: but I'd never.
Speaker 2: Go on to get there.
Speaker 4: No, it's cheese end full up.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Mailing a herd condition straight door. Yeah I haven't.
Speaker 2: I've probably had a handful of them.
Speaker 1: Also, well one calzone is a handful, but uh I yeah,
Speaker 1: they're like the worst thing you can agree to put
Speaker 1: in your body.
Speaker 2: See how do I make this pizza? Little Orleans there
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Speaker 4: I was like, yeah, I gotta go to the chicken
Speaker 4: in your best.
Speaker 2: How was new? Had you been there?
Speaker 5: Was?
Speaker 2: Is there like music? Jazz music? And is the audience conservative?
Speaker 2: I would go at.
Speaker 4: All, Okay, they were just regular a nice people.
Speaker 2: Yeah that sounds great. Is there a.
Speaker 1: Comedy festival so it's already hell, yes, fest, go ahead
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Speaker 2: Are you cold or warm of.
Speaker 4: The coggestive for some reason? Oh it's not your car.
Speaker 1: I I didn't have. When I lived in Austin, everyone
Speaker 1: had something called seed or fever that it's allergies. But
Speaker 1: it was so you'd look out into the air there
Speaker 1: and it's just like a Clarton commercial. There's just like
Speaker 1: cotton balls and pieces of flower flying, and so it
Speaker 1: was obvious all these people were having allergies. I never
Speaker 1: had allergies until I moved to Los Angeles and lived
Speaker 1: by the beach.
Speaker 2: You would think that's the cleanest air. I think I'm
Speaker 2: literally allergic to the ocean air happiness. I think that
Speaker 2: or wailed dander I get Maybe that's it. I don't know.
Speaker 2: I think as you get older, you just get allergies.
Speaker 2: I don't know. Maybe it's boring. I just got my
Speaker 2: brakes to be done. Can you hear that? Oh that
Speaker 2: person's upset person? I am actually laughing pretty hard. Well,
Speaker 2: that was a cartoon character, you know. That wasn't just
Speaker 2: like a That person was cartoonish and cartoons make me laugh.
Speaker 2: That was a well how many shows did you do
Speaker 2: at this sent was it just one big concert? Oh
Speaker 2: that's great.
Speaker 4: I asked for two nights of hotels that will be
Speaker 4: up the night before.
Speaker 2: That's great. Yeah. One day I'm gonna make demands.
Speaker 4: A way. So much you do, it's too much.
Speaker 2: What would you rather be doing? What would be your
Speaker 2: plan be if you weren't doing stand up? I have one?
Speaker 2: I think would you have illustrations?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 2: What would you do? Do you think, Pana pan you'd
Speaker 2: be good at it. You'd know how to civil rights attorney?
Speaker 2: Pane the that's sou chef.
Speaker 4: I think if chefs seems like a I think that's
Speaker 4: a super stressed job.
Speaker 1: Yeah, well, not as much as civil rights attorney. I
Speaker 1: think there'd be a lot of like a lot of
Speaker 1: gun wretch, gun count wretching what issues and and then
Speaker 1: you'd lose a case and a I don't know what
Speaker 1: a civil rights attorney does.
Speaker 2: I'll go ahead and say that right now.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I I assume they stand up for the rights
Speaker 1: of uh people that work in civics cause civil engineers
Speaker 1: we don't.
Speaker 2: Have to talk about. No, that sends that where. Yeah,
Speaker 2: we're doing it. I know exactly where I'm going. Cool.
Speaker 2: Isn't that great? Yea? I? Well, I thank you for
Speaker 2: recording with me too. I don't know.
Speaker 4: We might use it.
Speaker 2: No, I'll use it. I just might go in and
Speaker 2: trace it up. Trim it?
Speaker 4: Do you trim it?
Speaker 1: I I've been meaning to because I think it makes
Speaker 1: for better and we've done it long enough one to
Speaker 1: where I could.
Speaker 2: Cut out some walls.
Speaker 4: Yeah, like right now, I'll probably cut this out. About
Speaker 4: how you cut stuff out?
Speaker 2: Well, I didn't.
Speaker 1: Oh man, that's that's the reason I cut it out.
Speaker 2: I'm uh, I'm just learning.
Speaker 1: We had a girl helping us for a while and
Speaker 1: she was helped, but we couldn't pay her, and then
Speaker 1: she started getting busy. So I'm like, oh, I'll do it,
Speaker 1: and man, I've made nothing but mistakes recording.
Speaker 2: You paid her for We sorry, we didn't. We didn't
Speaker 2: pair her. We aren't. No one's paying.
Speaker 1: We did do a couple sponsor commercials.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
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Speaker 1: all things are they There's a couple of guys. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's there.
Speaker 2: It's their.
Speaker 1: Partnership, and you know they got a couple guys more
Speaker 1: actively running it. But yeah, it's their podcast network and
Speaker 1: they've been getting like bulk like a someone will sponsor
Speaker 1: a few of them and then I guess they just
Speaker 1: write a check and they divvy it up.
Speaker 2: I haven't made a money yet, but I'm good sneeze
Speaker 2: because we're allergic. I'm near the ocean. What's that?
Speaker 5: Oh?
Speaker 2: Man, well that.
Speaker 1: Was one of those sneezes where it was just yeah, yeah, no,
Speaker 1: I went right on my hand and look totally dry.
Speaker 2: Look at it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I will, oh, thank you. Well, I don't know why,
Speaker 1: because it was in a plastic envelope. I thought these
Speaker 1: would be little baby wipes.
Speaker 4: I got this too.
Speaker 2: I got everything.
Speaker 1: I noticed because I use baby wipes as an adult,
Speaker 1: and I'm not gonna go into the detail of why.
Speaker 2: But you know what, they're all they all say, do
Speaker 2: not flush?
Speaker 4: What the hell am I really?
Speaker 2: Okay? Good, I've been flushing. I'm willing knowing I did read.
Speaker 5: An article or artho. I can't say I read it.
Speaker 5: Those wipes are used for clogging. Are screwing up here?
Speaker 2: Okay, I won't.
Speaker 4: But that's the same time. This is a gross conversation.
Speaker 4: I'm hungry.
Speaker 2: Is this good food here? It's gonna be great food.
Speaker 1: I think we're gonna like any every minute, any minute
Speaker 1: of it, any singular minute of eating.
Speaker 2: We're gonna love that one moment. See look at that house.
Speaker 2: What does that person do in balm? Bodies? Who do
Speaker 2: even me? Look, there's like a cat. What do you
Speaker 2: call that? A round part castle park? Oh, it's a
Speaker 2: beautiful house.
Speaker 1: It's probably apartments. I could probably live there for just
Speaker 1: twenty eight thousand.
Speaker 2: Month or eight hundred.
Speaker 1: That's a b I really like that place. I wanna
Speaker 1: live there. I'm pulling over. I'm glad I don't have
Speaker 1: an apartment.
Speaker 2: Like that though.
Speaker 5: I like.
Speaker 1: I like being on the ground, although you know, tsunamis
Speaker 1: can happen at any moment.
Speaker 2: I'm on ground floor. Yeah, it's a it's an apartment.
Speaker 2: But I got a garage. I have a little work workshop.
Speaker 2: See this measure stuff te measure. Yeah, I'm a man.
Speaker 2: I'm a man.
Speaker 4: That's gonna be great.
Speaker 2: I'm too hungry to even do.
Speaker 1: You want to just wrap this up? Yeah, that's fine. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you're playing with your phone. Let's do a huge ending
Speaker 1: you've been listening to. Do you need a ride? My
Speaker 1: guest has been Todd Barry Todd. Thanks for being on
Speaker 1: you got it.
Speaker 2: Thanks.
Speaker 1: You can see Todd in a couple of days at
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Speaker 1: back down. Huh, well, you've been listening to Do you
Speaker 1: need a ride?
Speaker 2: I'm gonna honk D Y N A R.
Speaker 4: Why do you That's because that's how I get nervous.
Speaker 2: And yeah, that guy's angry. Mhm