Speaker 1: Hello the Internet, and welcome to this episode of The
Speaker 1: Walk Trend. The Walk Trend. I went and saw live
Speaker 1: music last night from the band The Walk Men, and
Speaker 1: I am sleep deprive. Did not get my full twelve
Speaker 1: hours of sleep, and I don't know, weird things are
Speaker 1: coming out of my mouth. Sh it is having to
Speaker 1: be edited out of episode.
Speaker 2: What are you? What do you? What do you swatting that?
Speaker 2: Right now?
Speaker 1: Those bugs they're kind of silvery and then they like
Speaker 1: kind of blink like Christmas tree lights.
Speaker 2: Every once in a while, every time I close my
Speaker 2: eyes they show up.
Speaker 1: Okay, Oh my god, man, there was there was a
Speaker 1: guy standing right in my right ear and he was
Speaker 1: singing at the top of his lung off every song.
Speaker 1: He knew the words. So you're a big fan, uh,
Speaker 1: and just going over and over. Let's go.
Speaker 2: Like that.
Speaker 1: It's just like all right, man, I'm gonna move like
Speaker 1: this is has been plenty. Like when I look when
Speaker 1: I tried to look at him to give him, yo,
Speaker 1: this is this is how one should act. He just
Speaker 1: dapped me up and was like, right, brother, gets it.
Speaker 2: He's shoving you every time.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he thinks he's stealing him. Oh ship, bro, they're
Speaker 1: doing the Rat. Come on, bro, Yeah, the rat was
Speaker 1: so good. No, man, the rat was so good.
Speaker 2: Wait till Angela Surf City. Bro, I'm ripping my shirt off.
Speaker 1: Also really good that drummer man, w uh that when
Speaker 1: when the when the drums hit on Angela Surf City.
Speaker 1: I did have to uh say, that's.
Speaker 2: It, dude. There is something that's so amazing though, somebody
Speaker 2: getting that genuine kick out of just being like, here
Speaker 2: we are.
Speaker 1: But at a certain point it starts to feel like
Speaker 1: he felt like he had to keep it there, you know,
Speaker 1: like it started feeling disingenuous. H shit, Like He's just like, yeah,
Speaker 1: I got to keep these vibes up.
Speaker 2: Also, I got nowhere to go at this point because
Speaker 2: I started at ten.
Speaker 1: Yeah exactly. Oh man, he was so happy. Anyways, a
Speaker 1: great show. Great to see those guys back together again.
Speaker 1: All right, should we talk about the I'm jack that's mild.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: What if people sat through that whole thing and didn't
Speaker 1: know who we are?
Speaker 2: Just like, it's what I think. I honestly I need
Speaker 2: that prompt to like bring my brain in line. Yeah.
Speaker 2: Yeah for me, who are you?
Speaker 1: Who are you? Who are I.
Speaker 2: Didn't have my twelve hours last night.
Speaker 1: Oh no, yeah, it is wild how how much I
Speaker 1: got the full fit baby, yeah, it is more than
Speaker 1: how much sleep I need. I mean I got. I
Speaker 1: think I got like five hours last night. And it
Speaker 1: is not like not like when I was It feels
Speaker 1: like when I was younger and pulled an all nighter,
Speaker 1: is what it feels like.
Speaker 2: Just yeah, yeah, yeah, Well, you have these trends to
Speaker 2: keep you, keep your keep me happy.
Speaker 1: Keep you focused because important things are happening, like, uh,
Speaker 1: for instance, this thing that is not going to happen,
Speaker 1: Donald Trump being the new house speaker. Yeah, I think
Speaker 1: people have been calling me about speaker.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, have they? Did you see the thing where
Speaker 2: he was like shouting at that fucking ice cream shop too? No, dude,
Speaker 2: he's been all over the place. He was at an
Speaker 2: ice cream store and he was just like just strick,
Speaker 2: ranting about ship. It like and it's my because people
Speaker 2: were like, this is literally a Wendy's because it had
Speaker 2: the feeling like he was just screaming about his like
Speaker 2: legal troubles in a fast food restaurant. But yeah, he's
Speaker 2: ranting and raving. He's thinking he could be that. He's
Speaker 2: like like you said he's not gonna be the fucking speaker.
Speaker 2: This is just everybody paying lip service because McCarthy's fucking out,
Speaker 2: which we we we make amends for on tomorrow's episode.
Speaker 2: We know we maybe sent a lot of people in
Speaker 2: the wrong direction when we said that the first motion
Speaker 2: failed to out.
Speaker 1: Live big time. Yeah, yeah, I wonder how many people
Speaker 1: just went out there full confidence, chess ye out exactly.
Speaker 1: He didn't get out. He's in. I just heard a
Speaker 1: news update from five hours ago. That's right.
Speaker 2: Anyway, it's changed. But yeah, uh, And we talk about
Speaker 2: this sort of weird like fantasy from Mago world that
Speaker 2: Trump could enter the Capitol this time as the Speaker
Speaker 2: of the House.
Speaker 1: It's nothing to gain, everything to lose, so good sounds
Speaker 1: like a good deal. We should we should see.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we'll try it out. And also, it's, like many
Speaker 2: people have pointed on the internet, it's a fucking job
Speaker 2: that he'd have to like show up to. Yeah, so
Speaker 2: that's not happening. He couldn't even be he couldn't even
Speaker 2: be president, So good luck doing like the they call
Speaker 2: the procedural shit. It'd be a mess. I don't even
Speaker 2: know what we're talking about. It because it ain't happening.
Speaker 1: That's not happening. But it does seem like Trump is too.
Speaker 1: Trump is a speaker. Yeah, great, I hope. So that
Speaker 1: would be great for you know, it'd be fun for him,
Speaker 1: for everybody, and it would probably hurt his chances of
Speaker 1: being the next president because he'd like, I don't know,
Speaker 1: he seems stretched thin, seems like he's got a lot
Speaker 1: going on at the moment. His hair, Yeah, you know.
Speaker 2: Stretched thin.
Speaker 1: That that video or that picture you showed me, It
Speaker 1: is the back the back of his head. Yeah, with
Speaker 1: Darth Vad Darth Vader, No, there's like, man, what must
Speaker 1: his skull look like? And I don't think it's good.
Speaker 1: He really just seems like he's, you know, like he
Speaker 1: in addition to things going worse and worse for him
Speaker 1: in all objective by all objective measures, it also feels
Speaker 1: like he is feeling himself more and more right, Like
Speaker 1: with each clip I see of him, he's just like,
Speaker 1: we're gonna go off prompter on this already off prompter
Speaker 1: riff and start talking about sharks and electrocution, in which
Speaker 1: one would be would hurt worse. Like he's just totally yeah,
Speaker 1: riding the roller coaster of his own brain chemicals, which
Speaker 1: uh yeah, you know I think are heavily engineered.
Speaker 2: At this point, apparently he was like you know, going
Speaker 2: on like exasperated like size and shit during the court trial.
Speaker 2: Yeah so, I mean it's who knows, who knows where
Speaker 2: this ends up. I just I just wanted to be
Speaker 2: his worst nightmare.
Speaker 1: Yeah, please, We'll say might be like anything evolving, turmoil
Speaker 1: is like the mainstream media is like now they got him,
Speaker 1: and he just gets more comfortable. He just like luxuriates
Speaker 1: in turmoil. So I don't know, like he just seems
Speaker 1: like an unkillable uh slasher.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Michael Myers, Yeah, yeah, well we'll see.
Speaker 1: Let's get stronger, kiser, permanente. Hey, union workers are on strike,
Speaker 1: mounting the largest US healthcare walkout on record. So the
Speaker 1: you know, the labor strength, the labor movement continues on.
Speaker 2: He marching on labor fall. We were hot labor summer.
Speaker 2: Now it's hot labor fall, hot labor winter, hot labor spring,
Speaker 2: and we'll do it all over again.
Speaker 1: I love hot labor. It good workout.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, oh yeah. Pretended to give birth in a
Speaker 2: ninety degree gym ninety room.
Speaker 1: It smells like feet.
Speaker 2: Yeah, this is like an interesting one, you know, obviously
Speaker 2: because this is the largest ever. But I want to
Speaker 2: point something out. Last week, there was a bill potential
Speaker 2: that got all the way to the governor's desk in
Speaker 2: California where I mentioned that California was on the precipice
Speaker 2: of signing a law that would extend unemployment benefits to
Speaker 2: striking workers. Guess what Gavin dick face Newsom did. Vetoed
Speaker 2: this shit?
Speaker 1: Oh wow.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and it's like shining behind like a wage hike
Speaker 2: for fast food to be like, yeah, dude, I'm doing
Speaker 2: it all. And yeah, so he's definitely putting down his
Speaker 2: like big de establishment credentials there. He's like, yeah, dude, off,
Speaker 2: I don't give a fuck. I knew I could have
Speaker 2: turned it up for labor right there. But you know
Speaker 2: what he did, like this whole thing like we can't
Speaker 2: we can't go into devisits right now. I thought we
Speaker 2: had surtpluses, my man.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I think it. Uh. I think he'd be a
Speaker 1: really bad next president if I had to guess he'd be.
Speaker 2: I mean, he he's just he's a he's like a
Speaker 2: media creature, so he knows how to work the camera.
Speaker 2: That's the one thing that I could see working in
Speaker 2: his benefit. But I think it's just because he looks
Speaker 2: like Kirkland signature Patrick Bateman, Like, I don't think it's
Speaker 2: I don't know, bro, that ain't it.
Speaker 1: He's like the a Rod of politics to me, like
Speaker 1: just very camera aware, very polished. And also did somebody
Speaker 1: steroids so many steroids that things are him from the
Speaker 1: internet of him taking your ship. Yeah, we've all been there.
Speaker 1: The McRib is returning to McDonald's and I feel lied to.
Speaker 1: I thought I thought we had a farewell tour last year.
Speaker 1: I did.
Speaker 2: We believed them, Jack. I.
Speaker 1: I've been talking to you offline about how I'm not
Speaker 1: liquid because I invested so much in McRib farewell tour merchandise.
Speaker 1: You know it's this is I I'm fucked, Yeah right,
Speaker 1: most of my savings are in micrib farewell tour soda cups.
Speaker 2: I am upside down on this McRib shit. Man, I'm
Speaker 2: not gonna lie. Uh. I don't know how to tell
Speaker 2: my kids what Christmas is gonna look like. I can.
Speaker 2: I also say that the People magazine story about this,
Speaker 2: like People Magazine is the one of the worst websites
Speaker 2: i've ever seen. Look at the framing, like the frames
Speaker 2: on here.
Speaker 1: What the fuck is a cluster fuck of miles?
Speaker 2: I think, I think broken.
Speaker 1: Yeah, their ads are broken, but this is wild, is like,
Speaker 1: and then they have a micrib ad inside of like
Speaker 1: the thing that it's like, Yeah, the internet is like
Speaker 1: so badly broken. It's a great example, is very very
Speaker 1: sick and dying. And we're just like, yeah, no, this
Speaker 1: is just how websites work now, is there's just ads
Speaker 1: breaking through into the articles and they say Van Vaught
Speaker 1: instead Events Vaughn. But we know who they're talking about,
Speaker 1: Tom Haynes. Yeah, we watched the uncle bus thing, the
Speaker 1: AI generated trailer, as with most AI.
Speaker 2: Freelance fiends who sent that to me on Twitter.
Speaker 1: Yeah, the thing that I was picturing in my mind
Speaker 1: when people were like, yeah they did an AI trailer
Speaker 1: was far superior to what it actually was. The AI trailer.
Speaker 2: Stunk.
Speaker 1: It's not good, stinky, stinky totally. They didn't even so
Speaker 1: like they had a voiceover from from AI Tom, but
Speaker 1: it didn't really sound like Tom Hanks and it was
Speaker 1: was not in the style of a trailer voiceover in
Speaker 1: any fashion. No, it was just like a thing being
Speaker 1: said to your uncle, I am bus.
Speaker 2: You must do you must write Race against Devil for
Speaker 2: keep everyone from being bus.
Speaker 1: And then the big moment where they like showed the
Speaker 1: movie poster, which feels like the thing that you should
Speaker 1: be able to entrust to AI. It's like, okay, they're
Speaker 1: fairly finite number of these movie posters, Like we know
Speaker 1: what the title is, we know what the content is.
Speaker 1: You're gonna nail this, it said tom Hayne. Yeah, t
Speaker 1: o A m h A n e.
Speaker 2: It's Marissa tom Hayne. We love her. My cousin AI.
Speaker 1: Sucks a sock sucks. You see a fucking idiot.
Speaker 2: How Facebook Messenger was doing AI generated stickers you can
Speaker 2: use no, dude, It's so fuck It fucked up immediately
Speaker 2: because like you could they were testing it out, like
Speaker 2: some people who have Facebook Messenger could like use a
Speaker 2: generator where you could be like hey, man, like you
Speaker 2: can like invent your own sticker. And people were just
Speaker 2: doing shit like child Soldier and it would make like
Speaker 2: a child Soldier meme or like uh, like Karl Marx
Speaker 2: with huge boobs.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and like it would just make these That one's
Speaker 1: actually pretty good. I've tried that one.
Speaker 2: Those are pretty good. Those are pretty good. But yeah,
Speaker 2: it is like one of those things where again it's like, yeah,
Speaker 2: it can do it. It can do anything. You're forgetting
Speaker 2: that it can do anything, So including just the most
Speaker 2: upsetting shit like Ted Cruz as like a Penis character.
Speaker 2: You know, there's just too much. It's too much.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Karl Marx is like a Penis character, or like,
Speaker 1: I don't know, Charlie Brown is a Penis character. All right, Uh,
Speaker 1: let's take a quick break. We'll come back, and we
Speaker 1: looked at what National Fat Bear Week is, so you
Speaker 1: don't have to if you've been seeing these headlines and
Speaker 1: they made you tired like they made me. We clicked
Speaker 1: through on the headline and it's dumb. You don't have
Speaker 1: to know, but we'll tell you. Anyways, we'll be right
Speaker 1: back and we're back.
Speaker 2: Mm hmmm.
Speaker 1: Have you had you seen a headline or two about
Speaker 1: National Fat Air Week?
Speaker 2: No, I've never fucking heard. When you brought it up,
Speaker 2: like moments ago, when we're figuring out what to talk about,
Speaker 2: I was like, what the fuck are you even saying?
Speaker 1: Yeah, superroducer justin assured me that this was not just
Speaker 1: something that was happening because I have a brain bleed
Speaker 1: from rocking too hard, from rock and way too hard. Brother,
Speaker 1: those drums come in. But it's a it's a thing
Speaker 1: I've seen on We have this little Alexa in our
Speaker 1: kitchen and it has a screen on it and so
Speaker 1: like I'll see headlines. It's like gott in a perpetual
Speaker 1: USA Today head line machine in our kitchen. And so
Speaker 1: I saw it there and then like as we were
Speaker 1: looking at like what is trending, I kept seeing National
Speaker 1: Fat Bear Week. Yeah, and you know, it made me
Speaker 1: want to be dead a little bit. It made me
Speaker 1: want to go on a like not a shooting spree,
Speaker 1: but like a pushing spree where I just like walking
Speaker 1: in the street push some people over.
Speaker 2: Like some uber eats robot real quick.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Man, that that's what That's what I want. They
Speaker 1: need to just create the robots so we can push
Speaker 1: them over. So I dug in miles uh huh and
Speaker 1: did the hard work for the people so they don't
Speaker 1: have to. I found an article.
Speaker 2: Gpt what it was.
Speaker 1: I found an article. I asked Google. I went Old
Speaker 1: Fashion and just googled National Fat Bear Week.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and then it floated to the top results that
Speaker 2: earned them money so they can have an unclosable profit loop.
Speaker 2: Yes I was, Yeah, Robert Evans tweeted to think about
Speaker 2: how like, oh, there were so many of the results
Speaker 2: specially it relates to shoppings, just like, yeah, we float
Speaker 2: the ones that people pay us for to the top,
Speaker 2: and then oh.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Google ads is massive, massive, mate. Uh. The sort
Speaker 1: of thing that not too long ago, like if you
Speaker 1: found out that the service that you paid to like
Speaker 1: recommend things to you like objectively was actually like taking
Speaker 1: money and lying to you about what the best thing
Speaker 1: was would be like a ding in the negative category.
Speaker 1: But now we're just like too busy. We're just too
Speaker 1: busy to worry about that shit. So instead we just
Speaker 1: need to be on to the next thing and find
Speaker 1: out what National Fat Bear Week is.
Speaker 2: So what it's like, It's like a national park in
Speaker 2: Alaska has a ton of these bears, and you vote
Speaker 2: for like who the hottest bear is?
Speaker 1: Fat? Yeah, the fattest hot fat bear and it's been
Speaker 1: r article says, chunky and they know it, voting on
Speaker 1: arts and Fat Bear Week. The article then specifically mentions
Speaker 1: they don't know it. The bears are not aware that
Speaker 1: they're being photographed, you fucking idiots at MPR.
Speaker 2: It's actually don't know it.
Speaker 1: They don't know it.
Speaker 2: They're just hearing for hibernation.
Speaker 1: Yeah, they just want to survive the fucking winter. The article. Also,
Speaker 1: I think the quality of like writing on the Internet
Speaker 1: has been going down for a while. But like now
Speaker 1: I'm always like half wondering if it's AI because like
Speaker 1: it opens. It's like voting is now officially open in
Speaker 1: the twenty twenty three Fat Bear Week competition, celebrating the
Speaker 1: ability of brown bears to pack on wait for their
Speaker 1: hibernation cycle in Alaska. To do that, they must gobble
Speaker 1: tons of fish m dash and luckily they live near
Speaker 1: a thriving sakeye salmon run. It's like it switches to this,
Speaker 1: like who, what the fuck are you talking about? Like
Speaker 1: is it all bears? No, it's the small Like they
Speaker 1: don't make it clear they're talking about a small group
Speaker 1: of bears, you know, expect.
Speaker 2: No, I don't, but we know the name name them.
Speaker 1: Bill Chapel, Bill Chappelle, Chris Gpt exactly. But anyways, I
Speaker 1: don't know, I don't. It's that's what it is. It's
Speaker 1: like in a specific Park. They've like created this little
Speaker 1: thing where they keep track of these certain like sixteen
Speaker 1: something bears, and then you track how well they've stocked
Speaker 1: up for winter, and people vote on who the fattest
Speaker 1: bear is. It seems like a thing that could be objective.
Speaker 2: I feel like there's probably taking off now because like
Speaker 2: I think all all of us are like in some
Speaker 2: phase of life or be like yeah, I'd like to
Speaker 2: just fucking disappear in a cave and then like wake
Speaker 2: me up in a couple of months, Yeah, to see
Speaker 2: where we're at. That's like I feel like it's like
Speaker 2: a hybrid, like I see the Hibernation.
Speaker 1: Fantasy Hibernation, Yeah exactly. And she was telling the lady
Speaker 1: Gog doesn't have to pay the person who.
Speaker 2: Stole her dogs, right, so this is the so the
Speaker 2: lady so lady, remember Lady Gog had the dog stolen.
Speaker 2: Then like the dog walker got like shot right, yes, yeah,
Speaker 2: and then didn't like Lady Gog got not paid for,
Speaker 2: Like wasn't it like a thing where it's like I'm
Speaker 2: not paying for the medical bills are barely did but
Speaker 2: then someone had the bulldogs? Yeah, return them? Is like
Speaker 2: all right, where's my fucking half million dollar reward. But
Speaker 2: then she was in on it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, she was in on it. The person, the person
Speaker 1: who had the bulldogs right, returned them.
Speaker 2: All right, where's my reward?
Speaker 1: Uh?
Speaker 2: Yeah? Oh where'd I get him from? The homie that
Speaker 2: fucking stole them?
Speaker 1: Yeah, exactly, money with him.
Speaker 2: So fun criminals.
Speaker 1: On the other hand, it's like usually those reward things
Speaker 1: say like no questions asked. Yeah, sounds like some questions
Speaker 1: are being asked, Lady Gaga. Yeah, it sounds like you're
Speaker 1: asking a lot of questions. And this person put in
Speaker 1: some hard work too, yeh know. It's it's it's not.
Speaker 2: The judge said you can't claim the war because quote,
Speaker 2: you have unclean hands that prevent you from profiting from
Speaker 2: your actions.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Wow, that's that's that's gutsy though, to be in on
Speaker 2: like a dog napping thing for the for the reward
Speaker 2: and have it be so sloppy that it's tied back
Speaker 2: to you, and then you still bother to be like, oh,
Speaker 2: I'm suing to enforce this.
Speaker 1: Right, But then in future dog napping situations, will they
Speaker 1: even return the dog? Is my question. I guess they
Speaker 1: won't do the dog napping because they're saying that I don't.
Speaker 2: Have I don't have five hundred thousand dollars lying around
Speaker 2: to fucking even you know, bring anything back. So I
Speaker 2: don't know. I just I can't relate, but I get it.
Speaker 2: I love my dog and I would offer at least
Speaker 2: five hundred dollars in Kohle's cash.
Speaker 1: Yeah, this story feels like one of those stories that
Speaker 1: would get boarded around by your q Andon relatives being like,
Speaker 1: you see how people are trying to make money now
Speaker 1: these days they expect a free handout. You know, that's
Speaker 1: a style of email. They just do schemes like this.
Speaker 1: A few book like that was being posted by people
Speaker 1: who want to prove like the whole place going to
Speaker 1: hell in a handbasket like yeah, hell and Hamburger. Anyways,
Speaker 1: Hell and a hamburger is my favorite combo at McDonald's
Speaker 1: until the rip comes.
Speaker 2: Back, I know. And I just called your nurse, so
Speaker 2: they're going to wheel you back to your room. But
Speaker 2: you didn't miss putting. You didn't miss putting. There's putting.
Speaker 1: I do love putting, all right. Those are some of
Speaker 1: the things that are trending on this Wednesday, October fourth.
Speaker 1: We are back tomorrow with the whole last episode of
Speaker 1: the show. Until then, be kind to each other, yes,
Speaker 1: be kind to yourself yes, get the vaccine. Yes, don't
Speaker 1: do nothing about white supremacy real and we will talk
Speaker 1: to you all tomorrow.
Speaker 2: Bye bye bye ga God