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Speaker 1: Hello the Internet, and welcome to this episode of The

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Speaker 1: Walk Trend. The Walk Trend. I went and saw live

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Speaker 1: music last night from the band The Walk Men, and

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Speaker 1: I am sleep deprive. Did not get my full twelve

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Speaker 1: hours of sleep, and I don't know, weird things are

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Speaker 1: coming out of my mouth. Sh it is having to

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Speaker 1: be edited out of episode.

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Speaker 2: What are you? What do you? What do you swatting that?

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Speaker 2: Right now?

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Speaker 1: Those bugs they're kind of silvery and then they like

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Speaker 1: kind of blink like Christmas tree lights.

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Speaker 2: Every once in a while, every time I close my

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Speaker 2: eyes they show up.

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Speaker 1: Okay, Oh my god, man, there was there was a

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Speaker 1: guy standing right in my right ear and he was

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Speaker 1: singing at the top of his lung off every song.

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Speaker 1: He knew the words. So you're a big fan, uh,

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Speaker 1: and just going over and over. Let's go.

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Speaker 2: Like that.

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Speaker 1: It's just like all right, man, I'm gonna move like

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Speaker 1: this is has been plenty. Like when I look when

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Speaker 1: I tried to look at him to give him, yo,

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Speaker 1: this is this is how one should act. He just

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Speaker 1: dapped me up and was like, right, brother, gets it.

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Speaker 2: He's shoving you every time.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, he thinks he's stealing him. Oh ship, bro, they're

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Speaker 1: doing the Rat. Come on, bro, Yeah, the rat was

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Speaker 1: so good. No, man, the rat was so good.

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Speaker 2: Wait till Angela Surf City. Bro, I'm ripping my shirt off.

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Speaker 1: Also really good that drummer man, w uh that when

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Speaker 1: when the when the drums hit on Angela Surf City.

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Speaker 1: I did have to uh say, that's.

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Speaker 2: It, dude. There is something that's so amazing though, somebody

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Speaker 2: getting that genuine kick out of just being like, here

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Speaker 2: we are.

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Speaker 1: But at a certain point it starts to feel like

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Speaker 1: he felt like he had to keep it there, you know,

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Speaker 1: like it started feeling disingenuous. H shit, Like He's just like, yeah,

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Speaker 1: I got to keep these vibes up.

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Speaker 2: Also, I got nowhere to go at this point because

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Speaker 2: I started at ten.

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Speaker 1: Yeah exactly. Oh man, he was so happy. Anyways, a

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Speaker 1: great show. Great to see those guys back together again.

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Speaker 1: All right, should we talk about the I'm jack that's mild.

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Speaker 2: Yeah.

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Speaker 1: What if people sat through that whole thing and didn't

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Speaker 1: know who we are?

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Speaker 2: Just like, it's what I think. I honestly I need

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Speaker 2: that prompt to like bring my brain in line. Yeah.

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Speaker 2: Yeah for me, who are you?

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Speaker 1: Who are you? Who are I.

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Speaker 2: Didn't have my twelve hours last night.

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Speaker 1: Oh no, yeah, it is wild how how much I

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Speaker 1: got the full fit baby, yeah, it is more than

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Speaker 1: how much sleep I need. I mean I got. I

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Speaker 1: is not like not like when I was It feels

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Speaker 2: Just yeah, yeah, yeah, Well, you have these trends to

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Speaker 2: keep you, keep your keep me happy.

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Speaker 1: Keep you focused because important things are happening, like, uh,

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Speaker 1: for instance, this thing that is not going to happen,

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Speaker 1: Donald Trump being the new house speaker. Yeah, I think

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Speaker 1: people have been calling me about speaker.

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, have they? Did you see the thing where

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Speaker 2: he was like shouting at that fucking ice cream shop too? No, dude,

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Speaker 2: he's been all over the place. He was at an

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Speaker 2: ranting about ship. It like and it's my because people

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Speaker 2: the feeling like he was just screaming about his like

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Speaker 2: legal troubles in a fast food restaurant. But yeah, he's

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Speaker 2: ranting and raving. He's thinking he could be that. He's

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Speaker 2: like like you said he's not gonna be the fucking speaker.

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Speaker 2: This is just everybody paying lip service because McCarthy's fucking out,

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Speaker 2: which we we we make amends for on tomorrow's episode.

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Speaker 2: We know we maybe sent a lot of people in

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Speaker 2: the wrong direction when we said that the first motion

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Speaker 1: Live big time. Yeah, yeah, I wonder how many people

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Speaker 1: just went out there full confidence, chess ye out exactly.

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Speaker 1: He didn't get out. He's in. I just heard a

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Speaker 1: news update from five hours ago. That's right.

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Speaker 2: Anyway, it's changed. But yeah, uh, And we talk about

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Speaker 2: this sort of weird like fantasy from Mago world that

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Speaker 1: It's nothing to gain, everything to lose, so good sounds

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Speaker 1: like a good deal. We should we should see.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, we'll try it out. And also, it's, like many

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Speaker 2: people have pointed on the internet, it's a fucking job

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Speaker 2: that he'd have to like show up to. Yeah, so

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Speaker 2: that's not happening. He couldn't even be he couldn't even

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Speaker 2: be president, So good luck doing like the they call

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Speaker 2: the procedural shit. It'd be a mess. I don't even

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Speaker 2: know what we're talking about. It because it ain't happening.

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Speaker 1: That's not happening. But it does seem like Trump is too.

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Speaker 1: Trump is a speaker. Yeah, great, I hope. So that

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Speaker 1: would be great for you know, it'd be fun for him,

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Speaker 1: for everybody, and it would probably hurt his chances of

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Speaker 1: he seems stretched thin, seems like he's got a lot

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Speaker 2: Stretched thin.

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Speaker 1: That that video or that picture you showed me, It

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Speaker 1: is the back the back of his head. Yeah, with

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Speaker 1: Darth Vad Darth Vader, No, there's like, man, what must

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Speaker 1: his skull look like? And I don't think it's good.

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Speaker 1: He really just seems like he's, you know, like he

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Speaker 1: in addition to things going worse and worse for him

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Speaker 1: in all objective by all objective measures, it also feels

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Speaker 1: like he is feeling himself more and more right, Like

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Speaker 1: with each clip I see of him, he's just like,

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Speaker 1: we're gonna go off prompter on this already off prompter

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Speaker 1: riff and start talking about sharks and electrocution, in which

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Speaker 1: one would be would hurt worse. Like he's just totally yeah,

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Speaker 1: riding the roller coaster of his own brain chemicals, which

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Speaker 1: uh yeah, you know I think are heavily engineered.

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Speaker 2: At this point, apparently he was like you know, going

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Speaker 2: on like exasperated like size and shit during the court trial.

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Speaker 2: Yeah so, I mean it's who knows, who knows where

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Speaker 2: this ends up. I just I just wanted to be

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Speaker 2: his worst nightmare.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, please, We'll say might be like anything evolving, turmoil

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Speaker 1: is like the mainstream media is like now they got him,

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Speaker 1: and he just gets more comfortable. He just like luxuriates

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Speaker 1: like an unkillable uh slasher.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, Michael Myers, Yeah, yeah, well we'll see.

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Speaker 1: Let's get stronger, kiser, permanente. Hey, union workers are on strike,

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Speaker 1: mounting the largest US healthcare walkout on record. So the

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Speaker 1: you know, the labor strength, the labor movement continues on.

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Speaker 2: He marching on labor fall. We were hot labor summer.

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Speaker 2: Now it's hot labor fall, hot labor winter, hot labor spring,

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Speaker 2: and we'll do it all over again.

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Speaker 1: I love hot labor. It good workout.

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, oh yeah. Pretended to give birth in a

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Speaker 2: ninety degree gym ninety room.

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Speaker 1: It smells like feet.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, this is like an interesting one, you know, obviously

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Speaker 2: because this is the largest ever. But I want to

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Speaker 2: point something out. Last week, there was a bill potential

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Speaker 2: that got all the way to the governor's desk in

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Speaker 2: of signing a law that would extend unemployment benefits to

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Speaker 2: striking workers. Guess what Gavin dick face Newsom did. Vetoed

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Speaker 2: this shit?

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Speaker 1: Oh wow.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, and it's like shining behind like a wage hike

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Speaker 2: for fast food to be like, yeah, dude, I'm doing

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Speaker 2: it all. And yeah, so he's definitely putting down his

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Speaker 2: like big de establishment credentials there. He's like, yeah, dude, off,

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Speaker 2: I don't give a fuck. I knew I could have

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Speaker 2: turned it up for labor right there. But you know

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Speaker 2: what he did, like this whole thing like we can't

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Speaker 2: we can't go into devisits right now. I thought we

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Speaker 2: had surtpluses, my man.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I think it. Uh. I think he'd be a

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Speaker 1: really bad next president if I had to guess he'd be.

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Speaker 2: I mean, he he's just he's a he's like a

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Speaker 2: That's the one thing that I could see working in

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Speaker 2: his benefit. But I think it's just because he looks

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Speaker 2: like Kirkland signature Patrick Bateman, Like, I don't think it's

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Speaker 2: I don't know, bro, that ain't it.

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Speaker 1: He's like the a Rod of politics to me, like

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Speaker 1: just very camera aware, very polished. And also did somebody

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Speaker 1: steroids so many steroids that things are him from the

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Speaker 1: internet of him taking your ship. Yeah, we've all been there.

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Speaker 1: The McRib is returning to McDonald's and I feel lied to.

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Speaker 1: I thought I thought we had a farewell tour last year.

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Speaker 1: I did.

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Speaker 2: We believed them, Jack. I.

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Speaker 1: I've been talking to you offline about how I'm not

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Speaker 1: liquid because I invested so much in McRib farewell tour merchandise.

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Speaker 1: You know it's this is I I'm fucked, Yeah right,

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Speaker 1: most of my savings are in micrib farewell tour soda cups.

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Speaker 2: I am upside down on this McRib shit. Man, I'm

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Speaker 2: not gonna lie. Uh. I don't know how to tell

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Speaker 2: my kids what Christmas is gonna look like. I can.

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Speaker 2: I also say that the People magazine story about this,

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Speaker 2: like People Magazine is the one of the worst websites

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Speaker 2: i've ever seen. Look at the framing, like the frames

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Speaker 1: What the fuck is a cluster fuck of miles?

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Speaker 2: I think, I think broken.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, their ads are broken, but this is wild, is like,

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Speaker 1: the thing that it's like, Yeah, the internet is like

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Speaker 1: so badly broken. It's a great example, is very very

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Speaker 1: sick and dying. And we're just like, yeah, no, this

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Speaker 1: is just how websites work now, is there's just ads

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Speaker 1: breaking through into the articles and they say Van Vaught

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Speaker 1: instead Events Vaughn. But we know who they're talking about,

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Speaker 1: Tom Haynes. Yeah, we watched the uncle bus thing, the

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Speaker 1: AI generated trailer, as with most AI.

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Speaker 2: Freelance fiends who sent that to me on Twitter.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, the thing that I was picturing in my mind

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Speaker 1: when people were like, yeah they did an AI trailer

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Speaker 1: was far superior to what it actually was. The AI trailer.

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Speaker 2: Stunk.

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Speaker 1: It's not good, stinky, stinky totally. They didn't even so

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Speaker 1: like they had a voiceover from from AI Tom, but

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Speaker 1: it didn't really sound like Tom Hanks and it was

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Speaker 1: was not in the style of a trailer voiceover in

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Speaker 1: any fashion. No, it was just like a thing being

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Speaker 1: said to your uncle, I am bus.

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Speaker 2: You must do you must write Race against Devil for

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Speaker 2: keep everyone from being bus.

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Speaker 1: And then the big moment where they like showed the

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Speaker 1: movie poster, which feels like the thing that you should

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Speaker 1: be able to entrust to AI. It's like, okay, they're

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Speaker 1: fairly finite number of these movie posters, Like we know

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Speaker 1: what the title is, we know what the content is.

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Speaker 1: You're gonna nail this, it said tom Hayne. Yeah, t

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Speaker 1: the show. Until then, be kind to each other, yes,

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Speaker 1: to you all tomorrow.

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