Speaker 1: Well, hey, they're fan Doritos. Welcome back to a brand
Speaker 1: new episode of How Rude Tanaritos. For this week's minisode,
Speaker 1: we decided to take to Reddit again and we'll be
Speaker 1: playing a game that the full House fans came up with.
Speaker 1: We're going to go through season one. We're going all
Speaker 1: the way back and ranking which episode we thought was
Speaker 1: the best, Which was the worst, which was the funniest,
Speaker 1: and so on and so on. So are you ready, Jody?
Speaker 2: I am ready?
Speaker 1: Shall we rank it? We gotta like dust off our
Speaker 1: brains and remember right, see.
Speaker 3: I had, Yeah, it took a lot of dusting. I
Speaker 3: barely remember this now. It's like I never watched it
Speaker 3: at all, but I started.
Speaker 2: The audience already knows the answer to the worst.
Speaker 1: I don't think yeah, should we start with the Should
Speaker 1: we start with the worst?
Speaker 2: The worst? On the count of three, one two, three secrets.
Speaker 1: CRUs Yeah it's Janis was right.
Speaker 2: Janis was right?
Speaker 1: Yep, easily the worst episode. I don't think there's been
Speaker 1: a worst episode since Secrews. I think Secrews takes the
Speaker 1: cake for all seasons.
Speaker 2: Takes the cake.
Speaker 3: Although whatever that weird Michelle dream sequence was was also creepy.
Speaker 3: That was very and the Howie stuff was low. But again, uh,
Speaker 3: not as bad as secrews.
Speaker 2: Yeah, still not as bad as secrews. Yeah. Yeah.
Speaker 1: I keep waiting to assign, you know, to crown a
Speaker 1: new worst episode, but for.
Speaker 3: Me, it's it's it's still there, still there, all right,
Speaker 3: So okay, worst is out of the way, done.
Speaker 2: The best episode.
Speaker 1: This is hard because there's a lot of gems inside
Speaker 1: knows this season one.
Speaker 2: But I feel like it's it's got to be the pilot.
Speaker 1: That was my answer. I was gonna say the pilot
Speaker 1: of all the good ones, the pilot. I'm gonna go
Speaker 1: out on a limb and say, the Full House pilot
Speaker 1: was one of the best pilots in sitcom history.
Speaker 2: Oh it had everything.
Speaker 1: It had. Yes, you know, you immediately know who the
Speaker 1: characters are, you know their personalities, you know their relationships
Speaker 1: with each other, you know the challenges that they face.
Speaker 1: It has heart, it's funny like, it has it all,
Speaker 1: and it has stood the test of time for the
Speaker 1: last thirty seven years.
Speaker 2: So I know what You're right. I'll give you that.
Speaker 3: I will definitely, Yeah, But yeah, I just thought the
Speaker 3: best episode. It just it's you know, and maybe there
Speaker 3: were other ones along the way that sort of like
Speaker 3: the storyline was greater or the whatever.
Speaker 2: But like, this is that pilot. I can.
Speaker 3: I can picture it so vividly, and I know our
Speaker 3: Fana Ritos can as well, like.
Speaker 2: What we were wearing, what we were doing, what.
Speaker 3: Like, it's just such a that that episode is such
Speaker 3: a memory and it's such a great Yeah, it's such
Speaker 3: a great episode where you get to meet the Tanners
Speaker 3: and all the adjacent people.
Speaker 2: It was. It was great.
Speaker 1: There's so many iconic moments, like the shot of Dave
Speaker 1: and John walking, or going down the stairs with the baby.
Speaker 1: Yeah baby because they don't want to smell the diaper.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah, many moments step one, step two, step yeah
Speaker 2: down the yeah.
Speaker 1: That one and it was that the one that how
Speaker 1: do you roast a turkey?
Speaker 3: Yeah? That bag walk into the kitchen and I set
Speaker 3: up on the chair and there they've got Michelle in
Speaker 3: the pot. You're gonna cook Michelle. Yeah, then roast a turkey.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: So many iconic lines and moments. Yeah, it's a pilot.
Speaker 2: Okay, hands down, it's the pilot. I agree, Okay, let
Speaker 2: me it's.
Speaker 3: Episode I'm gonna have to Okay, let me you and
Speaker 3: I'm going through.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna go through the list here. That's that's a
Speaker 1: hard I'd like there's really funny scenes, but as an episode,
Speaker 1: as a whole episode, I don't know. I might have
Speaker 1: to go with the pilot again, Like, I know that's repetitive, but.
Speaker 2: A pox on our house is pretty funny.
Speaker 1: The chicken pox, the chicken pox episode.
Speaker 3: Yeah, the oat boats.
Speaker 2: Oat boats pretty sister.
Speaker 3: Okay, so the boats one I thought was very was
Speaker 3: very funny and very true to like sibling rivalry.
Speaker 2: True.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's a standout episode. But for funniest, I mean
Speaker 1: I love to DJ Tanner's day Off where we go
Speaker 1: meet Stacy q at the episode that was that was
Speaker 1: a great one. Is it the funniest?
Speaker 2: I don't know. I'm gonna go with the pilot.
Speaker 1: I think the pilot was if I can repeat an answer,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna say the pilot was the funniest because the
Speaker 1: visuals of these dufuses trying to take care of a
Speaker 1: baby and not knowing what they're doing. That is visually
Speaker 1: very funny, very true.
Speaker 2: That is very true.
Speaker 3: All right, Okay, what else we got? The funniest, saddest, episode.
Speaker 3: I mean, i'd say the one where we talked about
Speaker 3: Pam dying but that never happens. So yeah, no, I
Speaker 3: think that we we sort of do.
Speaker 1: Uh.
Speaker 3: The return of Grandma was kind of was kind of sad,
Speaker 3: wasn't it, because like Grandma is leaving and.
Speaker 2: Well, which is the one I don't know. Wasn't there one.
Speaker 3: I'm trying, I'm scrolling through where no, maybe not it
Speaker 3: was maybe that was the second one where we watched
Speaker 3: the old where we wind up watching the old videos where.
Speaker 1: Season two, Yeah, season two, you know what I think
Speaker 1: is sad, but it's sentiment. Yeah, miracle I was gonna
Speaker 1: say miracle of Thanksgiving because it's your first Thanksgiving without
Speaker 1: your mom. Yeah, and DJ can't make the picture perfect
Speaker 1: pumpkin pie and or she does the picture perfect pumpkin pie.
Speaker 1: That was definitely a very sad moment. Yeah, yeah, yeah, the.
Speaker 3: Miracle of Thanksgiving is is kind of sad because it
Speaker 3: is it's the it's a milestone, uh for the family
Speaker 3: of like the.
Speaker 1: First Yeah, yeah, first I would say, I would say
Speaker 1: that's sad. Also, even though I didn't love these episodes,
Speaker 1: the seven month Itch episodes where Jesse leaves it's only
Speaker 1: sad because of what it does to the girls. Like
Speaker 1: I don't agree with his decision, right, it's so sad
Speaker 1: that the girls have lost their mom and now Jesse's like, wow,
Speaker 1: I got I have to leave and so and he's
Speaker 1: having that midlife crisis and so I'm like, that's that's
Speaker 1: so terrible to do that to the girls.
Speaker 3: Go through the seasons and do some sort of a
Speaker 3: graph of when of Jesse's like I have to leave
Speaker 3: moments and then what happens and then you know what
Speaker 3: I mean, and.
Speaker 2: See if there's some pattern.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, see, maybe we can figure out like what
Speaker 3: it is that sets him off.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's usually like towards the end of a season.
Speaker 1: So right, what is that like February March? Yeah, what
Speaker 1: is it about that that time of year that Jesse
Speaker 1: flies off the handle?
Speaker 2: That's true?
Speaker 3: Uh oh now, okay, this one most forgettable episode?
Speaker 1: Okay, you're asking menopausal women's which is forgettable? Yeah?
Speaker 2: All of them? No, most forgettable.
Speaker 1: Well, I'm gonna I'm gonna say Jesse's girl just because
Speaker 1: there were so many girls. I don't even know which
Speaker 1: one they were talking about, So I can't tell you
Speaker 1: what that episode was about which girl it involved. Who
Speaker 1: was he making out with in the house. Yeah, it's
Speaker 1: Jesse's girl.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I yeah, just because I don't.
Speaker 1: Yeah that or the boxing episode.
Speaker 3: But the boxing well maybe I see, I'm like, but no,
Speaker 3: but the boxing episode had the tie tack. But the
Speaker 3: only reason I remember the tie tack is because that
Speaker 3: was my bit and I remember.
Speaker 2: What it looks. Oh that's right, okay, okay.
Speaker 3: But no, I think I yeah, I think I think
Speaker 3: I might agree on you. On you, I might agree
Speaker 3: on you.
Speaker 1: You can agree on me.
Speaker 2: Anytime you want, Jody, I might. I might need a
Speaker 2: signature for you first, you know, boy, I might agree.
Speaker 3: With you, uh and say that yeah Jesse's girl.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 3: The family is up telling a bedtime story about a
Speaker 3: girl that caught the eye of both Jesse and Joey,
Speaker 3: because that's the family bedtime story that we all need.
Speaker 2: Is this?
Speaker 1: Oh so this is okay? Someone, this is the one
Speaker 1: where Jesse's hitting on a girl, but she really likes Joey.
Speaker 2: Oh right right, she fell for Joey.
Speaker 3: So yeah, yeah, I again, I thought it's most forgot
Speaker 3: it's I can't tell you any plot points or what
Speaker 3: you know. Yeah, but you know what I do see
Speaker 3: here the Big three to oh. Halfway through season one,
Speaker 3: Danny turns thirty.
Speaker 1: Ah, okay, so yes, so he turns thirty and this
Speaker 1: is when Jesse wrecks the car. He was trying to
Speaker 1: put in first seats or car brantals or something and.
Speaker 2: Rex the car drove it into the survives.
Speaker 1: Right.
Speaker 2: Oh no, no, he was fine. The car went rolling.
Speaker 1: Right right, and nobody even asked him, how are you, Jesse?
Speaker 1: You know, everyone was like, anyways, the car right, that's right, Okay, okay, what.
Speaker 2: Have we got.
Speaker 1: Let's what about weirdest episode? Weirdest episode besides Seacrew. It's like, yeah, right,
Speaker 1: maybe the Mad Money one. Jesse has a gig as
Speaker 1: an Elvis impersonator.
Speaker 3: Yes, yes, like really I know, and the and the
Speaker 3: and the eleven year old loan.
Speaker 1: The low yes, the loan, and we do the isn't
Speaker 1: that the flashback? Yeah, that's a fat school yard, which
Speaker 1: I liked that scene. But other than that, this was
Speaker 1: a weird.
Speaker 3: It just I mean, there's so many weird moments sprinkled
Speaker 3: throughout the season that it's really hard to pick one.
Speaker 2: It is. It is.
Speaker 3: Our very first promo. I mean, when they're chosen to
Speaker 3: appear in a local promo at Danny's TV station. It's
Speaker 3: weird simply for the fact that this family just seems
Speaker 3: to wind up on TV and lucking out all the time,
Speaker 3: almost accidentally, Like do you know how many.
Speaker 2: People about them? Yeah?
Speaker 1: Yes, okay, what's uh?
Speaker 2: What is what? I'm gonna say? Weirdest? Oh okay, you
Speaker 2: got what is it?
Speaker 1: What you got?
Speaker 3: But seriously, folks, which is the one with Joey and
Speaker 3: the Talent Scout and Philip Stiller.
Speaker 1: Philip Stiller, that was, Oh, it's so weird. You're having
Speaker 1: a coffee.
Speaker 2: It's so weird.
Speaker 3: I'm choking. No it that was kind of weird, wasn't it.
Speaker 3: We got kids in a night club, We've got We've
Speaker 3: got Phyllis Diller, phil Still takes overhas all over.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I feel bad for I always feel bad for Joey, right,
Speaker 1: Like that was, uh, the only good part of that
Speaker 1: episode was Philips Stiller. Like that was let's write an
Speaker 1: episode around Phillips.
Speaker 2: The best and the weirdest part, you know what I mean?
Speaker 1: Yeah, Well, there was a creepy clown and the like
Speaker 1: a picture of a clown in the back.
Speaker 3: Oh, wait, oh that was I was going to say
Speaker 3: the birthday one, but that's season two.
Speaker 1: Right right, We're gonna have to do this? Are we
Speaker 1: doing this for every season?
Speaker 3: I think I think we're gonna have to do it
Speaker 3: for every season. So we're gonna have We've got the
Speaker 3: the We've got like seven categories, we've got all the
Speaker 3: first five that we did, and then the weirdest episode
Speaker 3: and uh and let's okay, best episode to watch with
Speaker 3: your family.
Speaker 1: Oh okay, so like most family friendly tgis on the
Speaker 1: couch from the whole family. Well, I'm not gonna I've
Speaker 1: used the pilot too many times, so I'm not gonna
Speaker 1: say the pilot. I'm gonna say the First day of
Speaker 1: School because uh, well I'm in it.
Speaker 2: It's Kimmy's first appearance. But I think it's great.
Speaker 1: It's all about Stephanie and your fears of going starting kindergarten,
Speaker 1: and DJ's embarrassed about something and trying to avoid school,
Speaker 1: and I just like, I love.
Speaker 2: First day of school episodes.
Speaker 3: I you know what, You've got an excellent point. And
Speaker 3: I'm not just saying that to agree with you and
Speaker 3: wrap this episode up. I'm saying that because you're right,
Speaker 3: because everybody relates to first day of school jitters. It's
Speaker 3: something that the kids, the parents, everyone has experienced. And yeah,
Speaker 3: so it's like a it's something that you can all
Speaker 3: watch together and parents can be like I felt like
Speaker 3: that too, and kids can be like, oh my gosh,
Speaker 3: somebody else you know on TV felt like that too,
Speaker 3: and and then you felt like that too.
Speaker 1: It's very wholesome, relatable, and it's just cute too.
Speaker 3: I just and I think I was wearing that, uh
Speaker 3: that that dress with the giraffes on it was it
Speaker 3: was like, it's the one I have and I'm wearing
Speaker 3: in this picture where it has like the white collar.
Speaker 2: And like it was like in the first season.
Speaker 1: Maybe no, this wasn't the blue little sweatsuit.
Speaker 2: No no, no, no, not.
Speaker 3: The blue sweatsuit, but it was it had like maybe
Speaker 3: it didn't even have giraffes on it.
Speaker 2: Maybe I'm just imagining things, but it was like.
Speaker 3: There's yellow and blues, very bright, had a white collar,
Speaker 3: and I think that was Steph's first little.
Speaker 2: Day school dross. Well, yeah, very cute.
Speaker 1: It's you were adorable in that episode. I think I
Speaker 1: think it's very wholesome, so.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I like that.
Speaker 3: That's a good that's a good, a good wholesome episode.
Speaker 2: Okay, cut what I like? I fan Urrito's.
Speaker 1: If you have any other categories that you want us
Speaker 1: to like, I don't know just what other categories you
Speaker 1: want us to rate.
Speaker 3: Season two is up next, so help us rate season two.
Speaker 2: Pick some categories.
Speaker 3: Well, we'll do these some similar categories, and then if
Speaker 3: somebody comes up with some wild hilarious one, then we.
Speaker 2: Will go for that as well. We'll do that. But
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Speaker 2: Yep, we hitter actually did a mini minisode. Crazy.
Speaker 1: We didn't go twice twice the amount.
Speaker 2: Over the length we were supposed to do. You know,
Speaker 2: every once in a while we get it right.
Speaker 1: Even a broken clock is right twice a day.
Speaker 3: So yeah, even a blind chicken gets a kernel of
Speaker 3: corn occasionally.
Speaker 2: I mean, yes, similar.
Speaker 3: Uh well, remember everybody, the world is small, but the
Speaker 3: house is full.
Speaker 1: Well, my house is full of TVs with bald eagle
Speaker 1: live cams. But that's that's from a different episode.
Speaker 3: Ok, let's go yeah, no, that's yeah, you're right, let's
Speaker 3: uh yeah, the house is full. And Andrew's house is
Speaker 3: full of uh bird cameras.
Speaker 1: So live nest cams from the bald Eagles, Boy and
Speaker 1: Big Terrible.
Speaker 2: I blame you know what. I'm sick. I blame the sickness. Yeah,
Speaker 2: you get a pass, Peter, get a pass. Today's sin.
Speaker 2: It's the last episode of the day. I can't hold together.
Speaker 2: But we've been talking for four hours. It's time to
Speaker 2: wrap it up. Good by everyone,