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Speaker 1: Come on dig me now one it only Steve Harley

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Speaker 1: describes how I was living. It's so captures the feelings

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Speaker 1: It so describes how I felt when I was about

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Speaker 1: It describes often how I feel still today to a degree.

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Speaker 1: So let me tell you what that is. Here's an

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Speaker 1: I've talked often about the Earth Agency of doing something

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Speaker 1: blessings available to you. You who's listening. God has so

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Speaker 1: and something always happening to you. You're always getting a break,

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Speaker 1: You're always doing this. You always, man, don't nothing come

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Speaker 1: You know why that is? It's because you're not doing anything.

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Speaker 1: God will bless you. God can touch people's hearts on

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Speaker 1: God can only bless you according to your faith. If

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Speaker 1: Let him work with that. You know, man, I didn't

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Speaker 1: always start with these speeches you're hear in the morning now.

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Speaker 1: here today when you jumping, you're listening show. Ladies and gentlemen, man,

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Speaker 1: have your undivided attention. This is the Steve Harvey Morning Show.

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Speaker 1: Feel whatever it is you want to feel, but notice here,

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Speaker 1: We're in your life. We're part of it. It's moaning time,

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Speaker 1: This hurt? Why is he walking back and forth though?

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Speaker 1: Like he's really on stage. I'm on stage. Don't stop. Ye,

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, I say something else, Steve, He's stupid.

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Speaker 1: time for the nephew to run that brank back media minuter.

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Speaker 1: Let's go Hello, Hello, I'm trying to reade Dre Andre. Yeah, Dre,

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Speaker 1: you the person that runs the media at the church.

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Speaker 1: my name Doug Man, Doug Newsom, and uh I haven't.

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Speaker 1: I haven't joined the church yet, but I've been coming

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Speaker 1: because my cousin, you know, my um uh, my cousin

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Speaker 1: You know, I'm liking the service and everything. So you know,

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Speaker 1: I had to ask around who was over the media ministry. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: that's that's you. Okay, So man, I don't know what's happening,

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Speaker 1: and I ain't gonna lie. I gotta be real with you.

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Speaker 1: It pissed me off. But for the last three weeks.

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Speaker 1: the Steve Harvey More on the show. Are you kidding me? This? Number? Hey? Man?

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Speaker 1: Smelling in here? Hey, can anybody mean jump? I'm trying

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Speaker 1: now for comedy Roulette. Today's categories are things you don't

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Speaker 1: bring up on the Zoom Family meeting that might start

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Speaker 1: an argument. Oh, things you say to people that show

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Speaker 1: up unexpectedly. I'm assuming at your house. They show up

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Speaker 1: land on that? Let's go it landed on. Things you

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Speaker 1: don't bring up on the Zoom Family meeting that might

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Speaker 1: start an argument. Wow, all right, here we go, Here

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Speaker 1: we go. Comedy roulette. Things you don't bring up at

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Speaker 1: zoom family meeting and might start an argument. You know,

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Speaker 1: when Mama died, she got all the money, all the money.

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Speaker 1: You're nobody getting nothing my mom. Yeah, you're just gonna

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Speaker 1: say that on the zoom though. Things you don't bring

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Speaker 1: up at the family zoom meeting as might start an argument.

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Speaker 1: All right, last time being told it? Get your eyepatch

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Speaker 1: now we don't camera you scan it kill you don't

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Speaker 1: camera you do this every week? Ji family? All right,

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Speaker 1: See things you don't bring up on the family zoom

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Speaker 1: meeting that might start an argument. All right, everybody raise

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Speaker 1: your head. Everybody don't like Uncle Claire's potato salad. You're

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Speaker 1: gonna do a pole on the zoom hell were talking

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Speaker 1: about it? That's an argument right there for real. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: comedy roulette. Things you don't bring up in the family

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Speaker 1: meeting that will start an argument. So you telling me

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Speaker 1: the house is clean? That is yeah, it is okay.

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Speaker 1: Oh he tried it, didn't he? Oh you're ready to

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Speaker 1: get ready? Yeah. Things you don't bring up on the

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Speaker 1: family zoom meeting that might start an argument. Yeah, your

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Speaker 1: daddy got another baby. They'll health of seven school whatever,

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Speaker 1: start with an argument at Teresa, ain't Teresa? All right?

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Speaker 1: Wild Junior, Steve. Things you don't bring up on the

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Speaker 1: Zoom family meetings that might start an argument. Listen, though

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Speaker 1: nobody asked me to keep Earlie's kids. No more's garbody

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Speaker 1: watch this crazy as kids eight years old? Still talking

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Speaker 1: about kids. Then you don't bring up on the Zoom

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Speaker 1: family meeting because it will start an argument. When come out,

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Speaker 1: get out? Oh my god, it looks What do you do?

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Speaker 1: Look at him out again? He is out? Here we go. Dad.

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Speaker 1: You don't bring up on the Zoom meeting on the

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Speaker 1: family Zoom me because it might start an argument. Somebody

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Speaker 1: tell Melvin to turn his camera off. The roaches is

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Speaker 1: in here on the zoom. All right, Steve, close it out.

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Speaker 1: You don't bring up on the Zoom family meeting. That

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Speaker 1: might start an argument. How many cousins you think Uncle

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Speaker 1: Milton didn slept with? Look at our faces on the zoom.

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Speaker 1: Raise your hand? Where does she come down? Shutting down? Steve?

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Speaker 1: All right, Steve, let's get to the news, ladies and gentlemen.

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Speaker 1: Miss Anne trip, good morning, everybody, this is a trip

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Speaker 1: with the news. Okay. Officials now say that all seventeen,

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Speaker 1: all seventeen of the Canadian and American Christian missionaries kidnapped

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Speaker 1: in October by a gang in Haiti are free. All

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Speaker 1: seventeen three had escaped, two others were released, and now

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Speaker 1: the others are free. They were all kidnapped by a

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Speaker 1: gang or four hundred mawazo back in October sixteenth. A

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Speaker 1: ransom of a million dollars each was demanded. Ransom money

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Speaker 1: was apparently collected and paid some ransom money, but just

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Speaker 1: how much has not been revealed. But of course the

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Speaker 1: most important thing. All seventeen of the Canadian and American

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Speaker 1: Christian missionaries kidnapped in October by a gang in Haiti

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Speaker 1: are now free. And those who have spoken to some

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Speaker 1: of the family members say they're all okay. They are

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Speaker 1: they feel blessed by God, and they're they're recuperating, but

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Speaker 1: they're all okay. President Biden's expect to address the nation

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Speaker 1: this afternoon to detail his plans for stemming the nation's

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Speaker 1: COVID variant infection rate, particularly from the new omicron strain.

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Speaker 1: Doctor Anthony fauci Tel's National Public radio that he's where

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Speaker 1: are some things. Part of the President's winter plan is

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Speaker 1: to put out about sixty Stourage units to be able

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Speaker 1: to help regions of the country that are getting particular

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Speaker 1: stress on the health system, both from the number of

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Speaker 1: cases that need to be hospitalized, particularly in intensive care,

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Speaker 1: as well as for the inevitable illnesses that you're going

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Speaker 1: to be seeing among healthcare providers, which will make it

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Speaker 1: an even greatest stress on the system. The President was

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Speaker 1: in a close proximity apparently to a mid level staff

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Speaker 1: member for about thirty minutes Friday on an Air Force

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Speaker 1: one flight from South Carolina who tested Kyle positive for COVID.

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Speaker 1: So the President himself tested negative, though yesterday for the virus,

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Speaker 1: after being in close contact again three days earlier. On

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Speaker 1: another subject, the president is ramping up their restrictions on carmakers.

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Speaker 1: Former President Obama institute a tough emission standard you may remember,

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Speaker 1: than Trump later dumped them, and now mister Biden wants

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Speaker 1: new passenger vehicles to get about forty miles per gallon

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Speaker 1: of gas by twenty sixteen, the aim to greatly lessen

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Speaker 1: the release of greenhouse gas emissions. A jury now deliberating

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Speaker 1: the case of former suburban Minneapolis cop Kim Potter. Potter,

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Speaker 1: a thirty six year veteran the force, charges manslaughter in

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Speaker 1: the death of an unarmed black man named Dante Wright,

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Speaker 1: who she claimed she accidentally shot during a routine traffic stop,

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Speaker 1: thinking she was using her taser, which is paid, which

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Speaker 1: is really about two pounds, instead of her gun, which

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Speaker 1: is eight pounds. Now back to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.

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Speaker 1: You're listening Dave Harvey Morning Show. Lady and gentlemen, we're

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Speaker 1: back in right now. It's time to take a look

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Speaker 1: into the demented man of a demented man, Ladies and gentlemen,

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Speaker 1: the demented one. Jay Anthon, I I speak to the

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Speaker 1: I speak to the people who really feel like I

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Speaker 1: feel about prisoner's time, who don't have that much joy.

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Speaker 1: We're not looking forward to the twenty fifth. They're literally

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Speaker 1: looking for the twenty six. But it's all over. That's

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Speaker 1: when they celebrate. So I sing and speak to those people.

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Speaker 1: That's what I said about. You got the matter, Dan

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Speaker 1: signs hit It here is hit It gonna have a

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Speaker 1: jet up Christmas because it's been a jack dup year.

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Speaker 1: I don't care. You need to know I have no

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Speaker 1: Christmas year. I'm gonna have a jacked up Christmas, and

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Speaker 1: I'm not feeling so neat. I said, so you need

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Speaker 1: to know, so hear me when I speak. I'm gonna

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Speaker 1: have a jacked up Christmas, gonna spend it all along.

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Speaker 1: I've got no gifts and I won't call or text

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Speaker 1: you on the phone. I'm gonna have a jet up Christmas.

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Speaker 1: It's the worst time of dear. Oh my golly, gonna

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Speaker 1: have a jacked up Christmas. This old back God, They're

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Speaker 1: gonna have the jack christ Hold my ass, go ahead, Janius.

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Speaker 1: I've never seen nobody to spend that much time to

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Speaker 1: pete naked, I mean bitter. I love it. I mean,

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Speaker 1: who writes an anti Christmas song but go into the

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Speaker 1: studio to do it? Jingles, it sounded jolly because of

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Speaker 1: the music. Yes, listen to the words. You wouldn't know that.

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Speaker 1: It wasn't a normal happy Christmas. But some little kids

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Speaker 1: somewhere just crash. You see Jane man job Jake, give

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Speaker 1: him no high fives. That's my dog team. Wait a minute,

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Speaker 1: that's thank you. Think about it doing thanksgiving? Doing thank

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Speaker 1: you when you get them. First few text missions happy,

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Speaker 1: thank you. After about two more holes of that, don't

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Speaker 1: they get on your damn there and be like, Okay,

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Speaker 1: that's that's when you're through tex. That's from your friends

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Speaker 1: and family too. I die here from my mama. That's enough.

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Speaker 1: Happy happen. His bitterness is running rubbing off on you

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Speaker 1: tell me a little bit. Yeah, I'm cool, all right,

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Speaker 1: thank you, Jay. Coming up at thirty four minutes after

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Speaker 1: the hour, more of this crazy ignorant show Steve Harvey

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Speaker 1: Morning Show. Right after this, you're listening to Steve Harvey

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Speaker 1: Morning Show. It's Christmas time, right, and a lot of

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Speaker 1: people take great pains to find the perfect gift for

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Speaker 1: someone over the holidays because they want to treat their

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Speaker 1: loved ones to something special. But it turns out that

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Speaker 1: a lot of people aren't necessarily thinking that way. In fact,

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Speaker 1: many are really just looking for ways to outgift the

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Speaker 1: loved ones in their lives. A new survey finds yeah, right.

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Speaker 1: A new survey finds its sixty one percent of Americans

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Speaker 1: see gift giving as a way to out gift their

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Speaker 1: loved ones. Thirty nine percent of people say the person

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Speaker 1: they are competing with see that person as their sibling

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Speaker 1: usually other people you did it. Other people try to

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Speaker 1: outgift that they try to outgift include friends or significant others.

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Speaker 1: I can see that. Yeah, So I gotta ask you, guys,

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Speaker 1: what is the worst gift you've ever received? And what's

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Speaker 1: the best gift you've ever received? Jay? Oh, the worst

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Speaker 1: gift I ever received was my kids and they got together,

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Speaker 1: all three of them, got to other and pitched in

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Speaker 1: on this and gave me one pair of lime green sucks.

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Speaker 1: Lime Green just started against a little recognition back in

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Speaker 1: the jack just lime is just starting to come out.

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Speaker 1: It wasn't it was it was It wasn't was a

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Speaker 1: damn back in the se Lime walk around like bold?

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Speaker 1: Is that lam? Yeah? What about you junior? Oh my god,

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Speaker 1: remember back in school when you just have to trade gifts,

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Speaker 1: you know, by a gift? Oh yeah yeah, I ain't

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Speaker 1: got this Michael night night Rider remote control call. When

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Speaker 1: I got my gifts, I just had Plato. I not

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Speaker 1: what that's this? And then the little boys said it

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Speaker 1: can do a lot of stuff. He twisted it and

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Speaker 1: just made a little man. I kicked that little man off,

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Speaker 1: is what I want? Yeah? Oh my god, about your nephew.

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Speaker 1: Mine is a little similar to junior because it was

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Speaker 1: at schools in grade school. I think it's about fifth grade.

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Speaker 1: And I pull this kid's name and he pull on

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Speaker 1: my name. So you know, I hadn't done all my chores.

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Speaker 1: I didn't cut some yards. I got him the g

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Speaker 1: I Joe with the Kung Fu grip. I got him

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Speaker 1: a good joy. That's a real toy back in the day. Man,

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Speaker 1: let me tell you something. Let me tell you something.

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Speaker 1: He got me a coloring book that his ass had

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Speaker 1: been coloring in Miss Johnson's room. You hear me. My

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Speaker 1: mama beat the hell out of me that they call

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Speaker 1: that the Mercedes dealership. Pretty on. First of all, it's

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Speaker 1: a sorry gift, but you've been coloring in it all right,

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Speaker 1: all outside the lines to all outside and oh god,

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Speaker 1: all right, what's the best gift? What's the best gift? Uh? Well,

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Speaker 1: I can tell you the best gift I gave my

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Speaker 1: mom because I always competed against my sister. Let's see,

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Speaker 1: so the survey is correct. It's true. When my sister

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Speaker 1: gave my mom, she said, I gave U. I said,

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Speaker 1: So what'd you give mom? She said? And it's the

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Speaker 1: first time I ever heard my sister curse. She said,

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Speaker 1: I gave mom one hundred dollars. I said, I gave

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Speaker 1: a floor mintel color TV. Let's just said, who was

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Speaker 1: a Christian? And don't cuss much at all at all?

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Speaker 1: She said, I'd be damned. I'd be damn. That's a

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Speaker 1: lot hard he won. What about you. Let's see the

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Speaker 1: worst gift I ever got? Um, I don't know. I

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Speaker 1: guess it was a microphone when I was little, you know,

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Speaker 1: not a little bit younger. But it didn't work. I

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Speaker 1: didn't get any batteries with it. You know. It was

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Speaker 1: like I tell you the words, gift, Yeah, a key chain,

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Speaker 1: so bad. Relative and then and then the worst gift

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Speaker 1: of all was, of course, a set of pots. Anyway, anyway,

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Speaker 1: all right, coming up next, it is a nephew with

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Speaker 1: a frank phone call. Right after this, you're listening to

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Speaker 1: the stew All right, guys. Coming up at the top

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Speaker 1: of the hour, right about four minutes after, it's my

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Speaker 1: strawberry letter for today, and boy, this one is a

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Speaker 1: good one. All ears on deck, All ears on deck. Subject,

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Speaker 1: I get excited easily. That is the subject right now,

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Speaker 1: not no mob, I have the plan in excitement. I'm

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Speaker 1: gonna be excited Thursday. Remember Thursday. Let's see, didn't get excited?

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Speaker 1: What you doing Thursday? Stop? All right again? The subject

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Speaker 1: is I get excited very easily. Well you weren't over there.

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Speaker 1: Bleak fellas have to say about this one right now though.

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Speaker 1: The nephew is here with today's praying phone called she

628
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Speaker 1: got one arm bandit looking good on your breaks, your breaks,

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Speaker 1: that's the name, mumby. You're gonna drink your coffee and

630
00:45:02,239 --> 00:45:13,080
Speaker 1: lick your little pump your brakes. Let's go cat doctor. Hello, Hello,

631
00:45:13,160 --> 00:45:17,400
Speaker 1: I'm trying to reach Natalie. Please, yeah, christus, Natalie, Natalie.

632
00:45:17,400 --> 00:45:19,440
Speaker 1: How you doing? My name is Darren. I'm with the

633
00:45:19,719 --> 00:45:25,920
Speaker 1: Homeowners Association? Oh okay, hey, dare how you doing? Listen? Um,

634
00:45:27,400 --> 00:45:29,320
Speaker 1: we got a we got a bit of a problem,

635
00:45:29,840 --> 00:45:32,840
Speaker 1: if you don't mind me asking, who's who? Who actually

636
00:45:32,920 --> 00:45:37,680
Speaker 1: brings your kids home from school? Uh? Each day? Oh

637
00:45:37,800 --> 00:45:40,400
Speaker 1: my mom gets my kids for me and she drops

638
00:45:40,480 --> 00:45:44,920
Speaker 1: them off. Okay, okay, okay, Well we have a we

639
00:45:45,040 --> 00:45:47,479
Speaker 1: have a bit of a problem. The kids are fine,

640
00:45:47,560 --> 00:45:49,880
Speaker 1: there's there's no issue with the kids at all. But

641
00:45:51,040 --> 00:45:52,840
Speaker 1: you know, we've had a meeting here at the HLA.

642
00:45:53,040 --> 00:45:56,799
Speaker 1: We've been getting some complaints. Uh, it seems like your

643
00:45:56,880 --> 00:46:01,720
Speaker 1: mother is is uh really beating down the street real fast,

644
00:46:02,480 --> 00:46:06,320
Speaker 1: and you know everyone's complaining about it that you know,

645
00:46:06,440 --> 00:46:08,520
Speaker 1: it's a lot of kids walking home from school and

646
00:46:09,040 --> 00:46:11,719
Speaker 1: it seems like your mom is driving real fast when

647
00:46:11,760 --> 00:46:14,279
Speaker 1: she's coming down the street to drop your kids off.

648
00:46:14,600 --> 00:46:19,120
Speaker 1: Did you know anything about this? Uh? No, not at all.

649
00:46:19,200 --> 00:46:25,799
Speaker 1: That doesn't even sound like her. Okay, what type of car? Uh?

650
00:46:26,160 --> 00:46:28,640
Speaker 1: Let me ask you this, Natalie. We're we're we're from

651
00:46:28,680 --> 00:46:32,480
Speaker 1: what I understand, it is a What kind of car

652
00:46:32,600 --> 00:46:35,640
Speaker 1: does your mom had? Is a board escape or something

653
00:46:35,760 --> 00:46:38,319
Speaker 1: like that? From a little suv? Does that what your

654
00:46:38,360 --> 00:46:43,720
Speaker 1: mom has? Yeah? She has a little red stuv? Okay,

655
00:46:44,280 --> 00:46:48,080
Speaker 1: all right? So the problem is that that that's the

656
00:46:48,160 --> 00:46:50,480
Speaker 1: same car. That's the one we're talking about. And it

657
00:46:50,600 --> 00:46:54,440
Speaker 1: seems like, you know, your mother is is flying down

658
00:46:54,480 --> 00:46:56,680
Speaker 1: the street and she drops the kids off, and when

659
00:46:56,719 --> 00:46:59,040
Speaker 1: she leaves, she's flying back out of the neighborhood. And

660
00:46:59,600 --> 00:47:01,439
Speaker 1: a couple of times some of the neighbors have told

661
00:47:01,440 --> 00:47:04,279
Speaker 1: her to slow down, and you know, I don't know

662
00:47:04,320 --> 00:47:07,080
Speaker 1: if she's flicked them off or set something out the window,

663
00:47:07,719 --> 00:47:09,840
Speaker 1: you know, but you know, this is stuff that we

664
00:47:10,040 --> 00:47:14,160
Speaker 1: just cannot tolerate. Huh, well it really doesn't sound like

665
00:47:14,320 --> 00:47:17,000
Speaker 1: my mom. But you know, okay, we need to you

666
00:47:17,040 --> 00:47:19,239
Speaker 1: know what, Natalie, what what we're not gonna do is

667
00:47:19,280 --> 00:47:20,800
Speaker 1: what you're not gonna do is act like it's not

668
00:47:20,960 --> 00:47:23,759
Speaker 1: your mamma. It's your mother that's doing this. So what

669
00:47:23,920 --> 00:47:25,880
Speaker 1: we need you to do is tell your mama to

670
00:47:26,000 --> 00:47:29,239
Speaker 1: slow up down so we don't ask problem, all right,

671
00:47:29,239 --> 00:47:31,319
Speaker 1: because I tried to be nice with you at first.

672
00:47:31,400 --> 00:47:33,520
Speaker 1: But if you're gonna be a denial figured it's not

673
00:47:33,680 --> 00:47:38,440
Speaker 1: your mamma, then we got issue. First of all, daring

674
00:47:38,880 --> 00:47:41,120
Speaker 1: from h o A. I need you to watch your

675
00:47:41,160 --> 00:47:44,040
Speaker 1: charls and who you're talking to, all right. I need

676
00:47:44,080 --> 00:47:46,239
Speaker 1: you to climb that all the way down. All right.

677
00:47:49,040 --> 00:47:51,120
Speaker 1: You need to slow your damn mama down. That's what

678
00:47:51,239 --> 00:47:53,400
Speaker 1: you need to do. Slow your mama down the way

679
00:47:53,400 --> 00:47:56,279
Speaker 1: she's driving to do. It's stand in the middle of

680
00:47:56,320 --> 00:47:58,600
Speaker 1: the street. Is she plying down and so hopefully she

681
00:47:58,719 --> 00:48:01,160
Speaker 1: can knock you out the way. Okay, s, don't talk

682
00:48:01,200 --> 00:48:03,759
Speaker 1: to me like that. You're being ruined it respectful. I

683
00:48:03,840 --> 00:48:06,080
Speaker 1: don't ask her if this time because I don't think

684
00:48:06,120 --> 00:48:09,280
Speaker 1: it's hard. But you're not gonna talk to me like that. Okay,

685
00:48:09,320 --> 00:48:11,400
Speaker 1: So your mama can just drive down the streets and

686
00:48:11,520 --> 00:48:14,759
Speaker 1: I can say what you want to do, what I'm

687
00:48:14,760 --> 00:48:16,880
Speaker 1: gonna do. Whatever she want to do, she'll go on

688
00:48:17,239 --> 00:48:19,480
Speaker 1: doing it. She can't do it in the neighborhood that

689
00:48:19,600 --> 00:48:22,120
Speaker 1: I'm a member of the h o an. She can't

690
00:48:22,160 --> 00:48:25,080
Speaker 1: do it there. Okay, I don't mind whatever your mama

691
00:48:25,160 --> 00:48:27,759
Speaker 1: arrested with your kids in the car. If I got to,

692
00:48:28,440 --> 00:48:31,239
Speaker 1: I wish you would. I wish you would have my

693
00:48:31,360 --> 00:48:33,799
Speaker 1: mama arrested with my kids in the car. You're gonna

694
00:48:33,800 --> 00:48:37,200
Speaker 1: have more problems than you ever had. Okay, you bet,

695
00:48:37,320 --> 00:48:40,640
Speaker 1: And I have my mama arrested. You gonna get arrested

696
00:48:40,920 --> 00:48:44,200
Speaker 1: and you're gonna be sent to the hospital. How about that. Okay,

697
00:48:44,280 --> 00:48:47,280
Speaker 1: let me tell yourself to tell your mama so slow

698
00:48:47,320 --> 00:48:50,160
Speaker 1: her down in the streets. This the last one, and

699
00:48:50,200 --> 00:48:53,320
Speaker 1: I'm giving y'all this the last one. Well, you know

700
00:48:53,440 --> 00:48:55,359
Speaker 1: what I'm saying. You ain't got to give no one.

701
00:48:55,440 --> 00:48:58,000
Speaker 1: It's okay. We can have a real conversation about it.

702
00:48:58,080 --> 00:49:00,600
Speaker 1: We can meet and talk about it. Ain't gonna talk

703
00:49:00,600 --> 00:49:02,439
Speaker 1: to me like that, say you and I ain't telling

704
00:49:02,520 --> 00:49:05,000
Speaker 1: my mama nothing. I ain't telling out a small own thing.

705
00:49:05,160 --> 00:49:07,200
Speaker 1: Not that what you're gonna do? What's your mom to

706
00:49:07,400 --> 00:49:10,360
Speaker 1: dare that must meet about it. I'm not bringing my

707
00:49:10,560 --> 00:49:13,600
Speaker 1: husband too, says you got so much to say, you

708
00:49:13,680 --> 00:49:16,040
Speaker 1: don't say. I don't want you to kiss that same energy.

709
00:49:16,280 --> 00:49:18,480
Speaker 1: Okay with my husband. I want you to talk to

710
00:49:18,640 --> 00:49:21,759
Speaker 1: him like you talking to me. I literally tell you something.

711
00:49:22,000 --> 00:49:24,080
Speaker 1: I ain't worry about your husband and none of that.

712
00:49:24,280 --> 00:49:26,520
Speaker 1: All right, I'm gonna say I'm gonna say this right here.

713
00:49:26,760 --> 00:49:29,120
Speaker 1: I'm gonna say this right here. Tommy is the one

714
00:49:29,160 --> 00:49:31,439
Speaker 1: that told us that your mamma was speaking out the street.

715
00:49:31,640 --> 00:49:37,120
Speaker 1: Commedy one said it, Tommy put it out Retimmy. Tommy

716
00:49:37,280 --> 00:49:40,279
Speaker 1: said your mamma was the one running up and down

717
00:49:40,360 --> 00:49:42,759
Speaker 1: the street fast going part of picking mile and out.

718
00:49:43,040 --> 00:49:46,400
Speaker 1: Commedy One said that I don't know who Tommy shot,

719
00:49:46,400 --> 00:49:49,880
Speaker 1: but Tommy can kiss my. You can kiss my and

720
00:49:50,040 --> 00:49:52,360
Speaker 1: anach other neighbors who got something to say about my

721
00:49:52,480 --> 00:49:55,880
Speaker 1: mama can kiss my about that. You're gonna shoot it,

722
00:49:56,280 --> 00:49:59,000
Speaker 1: Let me and shoot it, dude, you little Matthew Tommy

723
00:49:59,400 --> 00:50:02,000
Speaker 1: from Steve All the Morning Show, do you know who

724
00:50:04,480 --> 00:50:15,320
Speaker 1: stops me? Why are you going you through my God

725
00:50:20,360 --> 00:50:25,600
Speaker 1: like on the phone talking questions to me. I'm about

726
00:50:25,640 --> 00:50:28,759
Speaker 1: to get you which up? Brother? Let you tell me

727
00:50:29,160 --> 00:50:32,759
Speaker 1: you'll to the Darius got me to play fall Call

728
00:50:32,840 --> 00:50:38,600
Speaker 1: you baby, You'll see always going down. It is going

729
00:50:39,440 --> 00:50:43,040
Speaker 1: dawn all take back as a real mother. You know.

730
00:50:43,280 --> 00:50:50,759
Speaker 1: I'm I'm getting back. Man. I like my mother to

731
00:50:50,920 --> 00:50:55,720
Speaker 1: me like that. She's stop me. You got me? Everybody

732
00:50:55,840 --> 00:50:58,000
Speaker 1: tell me this one more thing before you go. What

733
00:50:58,320 --> 00:51:00,880
Speaker 1: is the baddest and I mean the at this radio

734
00:51:01,120 --> 00:51:04,840
Speaker 1: show in the lad You know it's the Steve Barby

735
00:51:04,920 --> 00:51:16,560
Speaker 1: Martin Shaw And there you have it. Lay all right,

736
00:51:16,640 --> 00:51:19,600
Speaker 1: I'm gonna tell it to you again. Chicago, Illinois. Here

737
00:51:19,680 --> 00:51:22,920
Speaker 1: we come the United Center, Baby, Washington, d C. Here

738
00:51:23,000 --> 00:51:28,760
Speaker 1: we come Eagle Bank Arena and Atlanta GA. State Farm Arena, Chicago.

739
00:51:28,880 --> 00:51:31,240
Speaker 1: You are on the thirty DC. You are on the first,

740
00:51:31,320 --> 00:51:34,000
Speaker 1: Atlanta GA. You are on the second. It's the New

741
00:51:34,120 --> 00:51:38,040
Speaker 1: Year's Comedy Live Fest tickets Availa the all ticket Master outlets.

742
00:51:38,160 --> 00:51:41,360
Speaker 1: Here is the lineup. Earthquake in the Building, Eddie Griffin

743
00:51:41,440 --> 00:51:44,920
Speaker 1: in the Building, Centric the entertainer D. L. Hughley hosted

744
00:51:45,000 --> 00:51:48,520
Speaker 1: by Yours truly nephew Tommy once again shy Town. It

745
00:51:48,800 --> 00:51:54,239
Speaker 1: is December the thirtieth, watching d C. January first, Atlanta, Georgia,

746
00:51:54,880 --> 00:51:59,560
Speaker 1: January the second, State Farm Arena, all Ticketmaster outlets, all

747
00:51:59,600 --> 00:52:02,480
Speaker 1: you can go to the box office, get yourself some tickets.

748
00:52:02,680 --> 00:52:06,399
Speaker 1: It's gonna be a hell of a show because don't

749
00:52:06,400 --> 00:52:12,120
Speaker 1: say right no, yeah. I hope you come hang out

750
00:52:12,120 --> 00:52:14,160
Speaker 1: with you boy in atl Man. I hope you back

751
00:52:14,200 --> 00:52:17,560
Speaker 1: home by the January second slide. Got a couple of

752
00:52:17,640 --> 00:52:20,080
Speaker 1: things to Jude show it jumping off that Tuesday. So

753
00:52:20,200 --> 00:52:23,200
Speaker 1: I gotta figure out, well, I gotta I gotta promote

754
00:52:23,239 --> 00:52:25,800
Speaker 1: the show come to June. What. I don't know, what's

755
00:52:26,000 --> 00:52:27,640
Speaker 1: I don't know what's gonna happen. I just want to

756
00:52:27,719 --> 00:52:32,520
Speaker 1: go home right now, man, so I could eggnog Man.

757
00:52:32,640 --> 00:52:36,520
Speaker 1: Look at my Christmas tree. All right, gotta go to

758
00:52:36,719 --> 00:52:40,560
Speaker 1: the grands. BJ played basketball. He playing basketball? Now ya

759
00:52:43,040 --> 00:52:46,320
Speaker 1: coming up? Get ready? Stephen the Fellas too. Subject. I

760
00:52:46,440 --> 00:52:49,879
Speaker 1: got excited very easily. That is Today's Strawberry Letter. Will

761
00:52:49,920 --> 00:52:54,359
Speaker 1: get into it right after this. You're listening string show

762
00:52:55,880 --> 00:52:58,719
Speaker 1: time now for Today's Strawberry Letter, and listen. If you

763
00:52:58,840 --> 00:53:02,240
Speaker 1: need advice in relationship ships, on dating, work, sex, parenting

764
00:53:02,280 --> 00:53:05,520
Speaker 1: and more. Please submit your Strawberry letter to Steve Harvey

765
00:53:05,680 --> 00:53:09,680
Speaker 1: FM and click submit Strawberry Letter. We could be reading

766
00:53:09,719 --> 00:53:12,080
Speaker 1: your letter live on the air, just like we're going

767
00:53:12,160 --> 00:53:15,360
Speaker 1: to read this one right here, right now. That's for

768
00:53:15,480 --> 00:53:17,640
Speaker 1: you to buckle up and hold on tight. We got

769
00:53:17,760 --> 00:53:20,960
Speaker 1: it four you here it ease. Strawberry letter. All right, Tommy,

770
00:53:21,040 --> 00:53:24,200
Speaker 1: This Strawberry letter requires a little disclaimer at the beginning.

771
00:53:24,239 --> 00:53:29,040
Speaker 1: If you have small children wished you, you might not

772
00:53:29,160 --> 00:53:32,000
Speaker 1: want them to hear this letter. Okay, just warning you parents.

773
00:53:32,920 --> 00:53:36,760
Speaker 1: The subject is I get excited very easily. Dear Stephen Shirley,

774
00:53:36,920 --> 00:53:39,960
Speaker 1: I really need your help and advice with an embarrassing problem.

775
00:53:40,239 --> 00:53:42,520
Speaker 1: I'm a twenty eight year old healthy black mail and

776
00:53:42,840 --> 00:53:46,040
Speaker 1: I am single. Since I was fourteen years old, I've

777
00:53:46,080 --> 00:53:51,440
Speaker 1: been having frequent erections. I have been to several urologists

778
00:53:51,480 --> 00:53:55,680
Speaker 1: and specialists, and each doctor told me that I'm completely normal.

779
00:53:56,280 --> 00:53:58,799
Speaker 1: I have talked to my male friends and older men,

780
00:53:59,160 --> 00:54:01,400
Speaker 1: and they all say that it does not sound normal,

781
00:54:01,560 --> 00:54:04,200
Speaker 1: but it also does not sound like a big problem.

782
00:54:04,640 --> 00:54:07,880
Speaker 1: But it is for me. I have my first professional

783
00:54:08,040 --> 00:54:12,200
Speaker 1: job and I wear suits to work daily with tailored pants.

784
00:54:12,560 --> 00:54:20,000
Speaker 1: It's very hard to conceal bass. You heard me. It's

785
00:54:20,160 --> 00:54:27,680
Speaker 1: very difficult, very hard to conceal my bulge, and I

786
00:54:27,840 --> 00:54:30,680
Speaker 1: feel like everyone has noticed at one time or another.

787
00:54:31,120 --> 00:54:34,000
Speaker 1: I've tried all kinds of home remedies, and I have

788
00:54:34,160 --> 00:54:38,440
Speaker 1: started wearing really tight underwear, but nothing works to compress

789
00:54:38,600 --> 00:54:41,600
Speaker 1: my big problem. I was out getting lunch the other

790
00:54:41,719 --> 00:54:43,840
Speaker 1: day and ended up having to go through a drive

791
00:54:43,920 --> 00:54:46,160
Speaker 1: through because I could not get out of the car.

792
00:54:46,680 --> 00:54:51,080
Speaker 1: It lasts forever when it happens, so I've been late

793
00:54:51,160 --> 00:54:54,600
Speaker 1: to work and business meeting some days. It happens at

794
00:54:54,640 --> 00:54:57,560
Speaker 1: the worst times, no matter what's on my mind or

795
00:54:57,680 --> 00:55:01,400
Speaker 1: what I'm doing. It's caused problem in my last relationship

796
00:55:01,520 --> 00:55:05,400
Speaker 1: because it creeped out my girlfriend. And what in my

797
00:55:05,520 --> 00:55:09,239
Speaker 1: last relationship? Because it creeped out my girlfriend and she

798
00:55:09,400 --> 00:55:13,520
Speaker 1: thought I was some kind of freak. Creeped out on

799
00:55:13,760 --> 00:55:16,319
Speaker 1: my girlfriend? Okay, I think a word is missing there,

800
00:55:16,480 --> 00:55:18,360
Speaker 1: and she thought I was some kind of freak. It

801
00:55:18,440 --> 00:55:20,920
Speaker 1: will usually go away on its own, but most times

802
00:55:21,000 --> 00:55:23,200
Speaker 1: I have to help out the situation. If you know

803
00:55:23,320 --> 00:55:26,400
Speaker 1: what I mean. This thing is altering my lifestyle and

804
00:55:26,560 --> 00:55:29,400
Speaker 1: starting to ruin my confidence. Do you think I should

805
00:55:29,400 --> 00:55:32,640
Speaker 1: discuss my situation with my employer and my pastor. I

806
00:55:32,840 --> 00:55:35,359
Speaker 1: don't want to look like a pervert. Any advice would

807
00:55:35,400 --> 00:55:40,160
Speaker 1: be helpful, all right, Um, first of all, yeah, I

808
00:55:42,440 --> 00:55:47,080
Speaker 1: just say a few things and then you guys, Steve, okay,

809
00:55:51,040 --> 00:55:54,160
Speaker 1: I think you guys. Yeah, and I and I said

810
00:55:54,200 --> 00:55:57,680
Speaker 1: that in my first line. I don't think I'm qualified

811
00:55:57,760 --> 00:56:01,120
Speaker 1: or should I say, equipped to answer this letter. I don't,

812
00:56:01,920 --> 00:56:04,200
Speaker 1: but that to never stopped me before now, has it?

813
00:56:04,440 --> 00:56:07,440
Speaker 1: Obviously I am not a man, but but I do

814
00:56:07,600 --> 00:56:10,200
Speaker 1: empathize with you. I mean, we've all heard about ED.

815
00:56:11,000 --> 00:56:16,080
Speaker 1: We've all heard about ED. This is the exact but no, no,

816
00:56:16,320 --> 00:56:18,920
Speaker 1: this is this is a form of ED. This is

817
00:56:18,960 --> 00:56:23,560
Speaker 1: a form of ED. It is ever, this is a

818
00:56:23,680 --> 00:56:26,640
Speaker 1: form of that, the exact opposite of what we all

819
00:56:26,960 --> 00:56:30,040
Speaker 1: are familiar with. Um. Of course I would naturally tell

820
00:56:30,080 --> 00:56:31,640
Speaker 1: you to go to the doctor and get checked out.

821
00:56:31,680 --> 00:56:34,759
Speaker 1: But you've been to neurologists, you've been a specialist all

822
00:56:34,840 --> 00:56:37,719
Speaker 1: of that, uh, you know, and they've all said it

823
00:56:37,800 --> 00:56:40,680
Speaker 1: was normal. I just can't imagine you're missing meetings, being

824
00:56:40,760 --> 00:56:43,160
Speaker 1: like for work because of this. You're twenty eight. I

825
00:56:43,280 --> 00:56:45,880
Speaker 1: know this happens when to teenage boys A lot and

826
00:56:46,000 --> 00:56:48,719
Speaker 1: stuff like that. Um, I would just suggest you've got

827
00:56:48,840 --> 00:56:52,080
Speaker 1: to keep going to the doctor until you know you

828
00:56:52,200 --> 00:56:56,680
Speaker 1: can get this situation under control. You say you wear

829
00:56:56,800 --> 00:57:01,279
Speaker 1: tailored pants until this situation is to control. Maybe you

830
00:57:01,320 --> 00:57:05,919
Speaker 1: shouldn't wear tailored pants. Um, you know, I know you. Yeah,

831
00:57:06,040 --> 00:57:08,040
Speaker 1: this this is a bad situation. I wouldn't talk to

832
00:57:08,080 --> 00:57:12,319
Speaker 1: my employer about it just yet, and definitely not my pastor. Uh.

833
00:57:12,480 --> 00:57:16,000
Speaker 1: And I understand you, yeah, I understand you don't want

834
00:57:16,040 --> 00:57:19,120
Speaker 1: to look like look like a pervert. So um steve

835
00:57:19,280 --> 00:57:21,400
Speaker 1: from that point. You know, go ahead, you can take

836
00:57:21,480 --> 00:57:24,640
Speaker 1: it now. But I have different boy. Come on, don't

837
00:57:24,640 --> 00:57:26,560
Speaker 1: even worry about it. I got all this hill in

838
00:57:26,800 --> 00:57:29,040
Speaker 1: that bottom. Let me go and walk you through this

839
00:57:29,200 --> 00:57:33,040
Speaker 1: thing right here. Like you see what you your main

840
00:57:33,200 --> 00:57:36,960
Speaker 1: problem is you think you've got a problem. That's your

841
00:57:37,120 --> 00:57:43,080
Speaker 1: main problem. That's the problem they are you talking about. Boy,

842
00:57:43,360 --> 00:57:47,520
Speaker 1: Listen to me. You're saying, I'm a healthy twenty eight

843
00:57:47,600 --> 00:57:50,160
Speaker 1: year old black man. All of us been a healthy

844
00:57:50,440 --> 00:57:54,520
Speaker 1: twenty eight year old black All of the sick, the

845
00:57:54,720 --> 00:57:58,840
Speaker 1: sicker sales, the dive, the fat boy, the shot man,

846
00:57:59,240 --> 00:58:04,080
Speaker 1: we all been healthy twenty eight year old viral young

847
00:58:04,200 --> 00:58:10,000
Speaker 1: men before that. Ain't nothing here old vibes. They read

848
00:58:10,080 --> 00:58:15,200
Speaker 1: about it. Ye work it out for you, helf. Since

849
00:58:15,240 --> 00:58:19,560
Speaker 1: I was fourteen years old, I've been having frequent erections. Boy,

850
00:58:20,120 --> 00:58:25,840
Speaker 1: everybody half frequently. At fourteen? What did you talk to? Ye?

851
00:58:26,480 --> 00:58:30,720
Speaker 1: You can't wake up? He's your friend, He's with you

852
00:58:30,960 --> 00:58:34,280
Speaker 1: all the time. I was fifteen, I was looking at

853
00:58:34,360 --> 00:58:36,720
Speaker 1: mine one day, going, what do you want from me?

854
00:58:39,840 --> 00:58:43,720
Speaker 1: Why are you here? What are you going? I'm not

855
00:58:43,960 --> 00:58:49,320
Speaker 1: ready for you yet. I'm going downstairs from breakfast my mama.

856
00:58:49,400 --> 00:58:54,160
Speaker 1: Damn die. Now you sitting up here talking about you

857
00:58:56,040 --> 00:59:02,720
Speaker 1: at fourteen? You prost too. It's every day. So now

858
00:59:02,840 --> 00:59:04,840
Speaker 1: you don't go into the doctor and guess what the

859
00:59:04,960 --> 00:59:09,440
Speaker 1: doctor told you that you completely normal because medically ain't

860
00:59:09,520 --> 00:59:13,240
Speaker 1: nothing wrong with you. Boy, hold that thought, Steve, hold on,

861
00:59:17,440 --> 00:59:20,840
Speaker 1: I say something? When I said that? Is it hard

862
00:59:20,920 --> 00:59:25,200
Speaker 1: for you to hold that thought? Steve? You guys are

863
00:59:25,320 --> 00:59:28,840
Speaker 1: so elementary? All Right, we've been We'll have part two

864
00:59:29,000 --> 00:59:31,959
Speaker 1: of Steve's response coming up at twenty three minutes after

865
00:59:32,040 --> 00:59:36,000
Speaker 1: the Hour's subject of today's Strawberry Letter. I get excited

866
00:59:36,200 --> 00:59:39,600
Speaker 1: very easily. We'll be back for three minutes after the hour.

867
00:59:40,080 --> 00:59:43,840
Speaker 1: You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show. All right,

868
00:59:43,840 --> 00:59:46,440
Speaker 1: we're gonna recap today's Strawberry letter. Before we do that,

869
00:59:46,560 --> 00:59:48,920
Speaker 1: we do need to do a disclaimer to parents. If

870
00:59:48,920 --> 00:59:50,760
Speaker 1: you have small children, you may not want them to

871
00:59:50,880 --> 00:59:54,840
Speaker 1: hear this letter. The subject is I get excited very easily, Steve.

872
00:59:55,240 --> 00:59:57,720
Speaker 1: Here's twenty year old dude man and wrote in and

873
00:59:57,920 --> 01:00:01,840
Speaker 1: say he a healthy black male and he's singling since

874
01:00:01,880 --> 01:00:06,000
Speaker 1: he was fourteen years old. He's been having frequently red

875
01:00:06,440 --> 01:00:12,040
Speaker 1: every man listening to this is going man and your

876
01:00:12,120 --> 01:00:17,560
Speaker 1: fourteen Yeah, and you ain't but twenty eight. They come frequently,

877
01:00:18,040 --> 01:00:22,160
Speaker 1: they come, Oh goodness, you know what's wrong with you?

878
01:00:22,880 --> 01:00:27,160
Speaker 1: I got news for you. It's gonna go await, you're

879
01:00:27,200 --> 01:00:30,080
Speaker 1: gonna be looking for it. It's gonna be some money.

880
01:00:30,240 --> 01:00:36,000
Speaker 1: You are talking to, Hey, hey, but happening. Come, I'm

881
01:00:36,240 --> 01:00:41,640
Speaker 1: up down. What's happening? Hey? Man? Could you just come

882
01:00:41,720 --> 01:00:45,000
Speaker 1: back every hour and then see But no, no, no,

883
01:00:45,440 --> 01:00:47,800
Speaker 1: you take your ass to the doctor and guess what

884
01:00:47,920 --> 01:00:50,800
Speaker 1: he told you is perfectly normal? Boy? You this you

885
01:00:50,920 --> 01:00:53,480
Speaker 1: want of them boys that staying the gift horse in

886
01:00:53,560 --> 01:00:56,520
Speaker 1: the mouth and don't even know it. They're blessing you

887
01:00:56,840 --> 01:01:00,959
Speaker 1: got right now. But also some men say it don't

888
01:01:01,040 --> 01:01:04,040
Speaker 1: sound right. Older men say it don't sound it don't

889
01:01:04,080 --> 01:01:06,800
Speaker 1: sound normal, but it also don't sound like a big problem.

890
01:01:06,960 --> 01:01:10,520
Speaker 1: That's because old dudes no enjoy this while it's happening.

891
01:01:10,640 --> 01:01:15,160
Speaker 1: Boy saying you ain't gotten much longer, sitting up in

892
01:01:15,240 --> 01:01:18,720
Speaker 1: the hill tripping it. Well, no, I'm what? Surely can

893
01:01:18,800 --> 01:01:23,480
Speaker 1: I tell me? Mad at me? Can't say something, but

894
01:01:23,680 --> 01:01:25,400
Speaker 1: I just want to point that out. He's late for

895
01:01:25,520 --> 01:01:31,400
Speaker 1: work and he lets me get he ain't missing. He

896
01:01:31,520 --> 01:01:34,400
Speaker 1: missing me because another reason, Sureley, you didn't let him.

897
01:01:34,400 --> 01:01:37,120
Speaker 1: Man had this here? He missing no meetings cause of

898
01:01:37,240 --> 01:01:40,200
Speaker 1: working all this hip. He says. I have a first

899
01:01:40,280 --> 01:01:43,360
Speaker 1: professional job and I wear suits to work daily with

900
01:01:43,680 --> 01:01:46,880
Speaker 1: Taylor pants. It's very hard to conceal my budge, and

901
01:01:46,960 --> 01:01:49,040
Speaker 1: I feel like everybody has noticed at one time and

902
01:01:49,560 --> 01:01:55,240
Speaker 1: pleaded pass boy, plead it pans. How about carrying your

903
01:01:55,360 --> 01:01:59,200
Speaker 1: files in front of you, hang your briefcase around your neck,

904
01:02:00,080 --> 01:02:06,680
Speaker 1: don't require road trip coat? Get where trench coat to work? Here?

905
01:02:06,720 --> 01:02:12,120
Speaker 1: Are you cold? You got the flute? Jay? Want me

906
01:02:12,200 --> 01:02:17,120
Speaker 1: to jay say getting married? Hell, that's a jay say

907
01:02:17,200 --> 01:02:21,680
Speaker 1: getting married. You all listen to go away, Listen to me. Listen, Man,

908
01:02:22,920 --> 01:02:26,320
Speaker 1: I've tried all kinds of home memories, and I've started

909
01:02:26,400 --> 01:02:31,200
Speaker 1: wearing really tight underwear. Here's you did. Under Armor makes

910
01:02:31,240 --> 01:02:36,960
Speaker 1: a bicycle short. Underwear is made by under Armed. Now

911
01:02:37,680 --> 01:02:41,120
Speaker 1: let me tell you what I know about this. See,

912
01:02:41,960 --> 01:02:45,200
Speaker 1: I've talked with several men and those of us that's blessed.

913
01:02:46,000 --> 01:02:50,520
Speaker 1: We have these situations when you blessed, I know, I

914
01:02:50,680 --> 01:02:53,160
Speaker 1: know your years. Don't talk to jail about this to

915
01:02:53,320 --> 01:02:57,400
Speaker 1: it even little junior and we all that's blessed me.

916
01:02:57,520 --> 01:03:01,880
Speaker 1: And under Armor makes a boy sickle short. Now, what

917
01:03:02,000 --> 01:03:04,320
Speaker 1: you're gonna have to learn how to do something so

918
01:03:04,480 --> 01:03:07,600
Speaker 1: you can work with this is you got to make

919
01:03:07,760 --> 01:03:11,160
Speaker 1: and listen to me carefully. All you have to do

920
01:03:12,800 --> 01:03:19,320
Speaker 1: is listen to this. Stand at attention. When the problem occurs,

921
01:03:20,760 --> 01:03:24,280
Speaker 1: you have to get it. Everybody looking up at you,

922
01:03:25,480 --> 01:03:32,160
Speaker 1: do you understand what I'm telling you? Take Sideclops. Listen

923
01:03:32,200 --> 01:03:37,920
Speaker 1: to me. Take Sideclops and just put him at twelve o'clock.

924
01:03:39,760 --> 01:03:43,520
Speaker 1: Side Clops has to live at twelve o'clock. If you

925
01:03:43,680 --> 01:03:47,680
Speaker 1: put side in, if you put Cideclops at five o'clock,

926
01:03:48,120 --> 01:03:52,360
Speaker 1: seven o'clock, eight nine o'clock, you got a problem. You

927
01:03:52,480 --> 01:03:58,440
Speaker 1: got to put side Clops at twelve o'clock noon. Now

928
01:03:58,560 --> 01:04:02,720
Speaker 1: surely for those of you to go don't understand, you don't, okay, well,

929
01:04:02,760 --> 01:04:05,680
Speaker 1: then listen to me. The clock has an hour on

930
01:04:05,800 --> 01:04:10,480
Speaker 1: it where it's twelve new, straight up, straight up? Yeah,

931
01:04:10,920 --> 01:04:15,840
Speaker 1: twelve new. It's whare Sherlett said? Again, it's pointing straight up.

932
01:04:17,280 --> 01:04:19,560
Speaker 1: That's all you got to do. That's all you got

933
01:04:19,640 --> 01:04:24,520
Speaker 1: to do. Now, get everybody at attention at twelve news.

934
01:04:25,000 --> 01:04:32,040
Speaker 1: Your problem is solved, son, But see that. Hello, you

935
01:04:32,120 --> 01:04:34,760
Speaker 1: ain't really got no problem now. You just don't know

936
01:04:34,880 --> 01:04:38,160
Speaker 1: how to handle your situation. Now you say you talked

937
01:04:38,200 --> 01:04:40,280
Speaker 1: to older men when I'm assuming you ain't got no

938
01:04:40,400 --> 01:04:42,680
Speaker 1: brothers or no daddies or nothing like that in your life.

939
01:04:42,880 --> 01:04:45,080
Speaker 1: So now I'm trying to help you. But you all

940
01:04:45,080 --> 01:04:48,240
Speaker 1: you got to do is get everything up at twelve news. No,

941
01:04:48,760 --> 01:04:52,840
Speaker 1: let's move on down. You say that it just happens

942
01:04:53,160 --> 01:04:56,120
Speaker 1: way too often. Now you get these Tommy John makes

943
01:04:56,160 --> 01:04:58,720
Speaker 1: an underwear that's very comfortable that will allow you to

944
01:04:58,840 --> 01:05:02,560
Speaker 1: put yourself in the high noon position and sold us

945
01:05:02,640 --> 01:05:06,160
Speaker 1: under armed their bicycle shorts and keep everything in a

946
01:05:06,240 --> 01:05:09,200
Speaker 1: position that you won't have this problem. No bo, Now,

947
01:05:09,680 --> 01:05:12,880
Speaker 1: did you say sometimes in last four hours. That reminds

948
01:05:13,000 --> 01:05:16,000
Speaker 1: me of a Seattist commercial that said, if you get

949
01:05:16,040 --> 01:05:19,160
Speaker 1: an erection lasted more than four hours, call your doctor.

950
01:05:19,800 --> 01:05:22,720
Speaker 1: I'm not calling the doctor. I have war than last

951
01:05:22,840 --> 01:05:27,600
Speaker 1: more than four hours. No, I'm taking selfish. I'm taking

952
01:05:27,840 --> 01:05:30,760
Speaker 1: selfish me and I'm putting them on the time code.

953
01:05:31,160 --> 01:05:38,280
Speaker 1: And I'm sending the friends of man that I'm still family.

954
01:05:39,080 --> 01:05:44,360
Speaker 1: I want to man steal check me out two hours.

955
01:05:45,040 --> 01:05:48,640
Speaker 1: I'm not calling no damn doctor. I hate every man

956
01:05:51,360 --> 01:05:55,400
Speaker 1: and I'm going much person. Okay, post your comments on

957
01:05:55,520 --> 01:05:59,080
Speaker 1: Today's Strawberry Letter and Steve Harvey FM on Instagram and Facebook,

958
01:05:59,120 --> 01:06:01,320
Speaker 1: and don't forgot to check out the Strawberry Letter podcast

959
01:06:01,480 --> 01:06:08,360
Speaker 1: on demand. You're listening. Okay, Steve, it's time for you

960
01:06:08,480 --> 01:06:14,160
Speaker 1: to um introduce your friend. You hired him, Jay Anthony Brown. Gentleman,

961
01:06:14,280 --> 01:06:16,160
Speaker 1: ain't gonna need it going through it. Here he is

962
01:06:16,360 --> 01:06:21,200
Speaker 1: Jathony Brown. Okay, I have an announcement to me. You

963
01:06:21,320 --> 01:06:24,880
Speaker 1: know that was working on the Big Black Nutcracker. Well,

964
01:06:25,000 --> 01:06:28,320
Speaker 1: things just went crazy, so we're out of production. I'm

965
01:06:28,400 --> 01:06:31,800
Speaker 1: done with Dad. They went nuts. Contracts, it just went nuts.

966
01:06:31,960 --> 01:06:35,280
Speaker 1: It just totally went nuts. I'm working on a new production.

967
01:06:35,400 --> 01:06:38,280
Speaker 1: Now it's called How the Grinch Got His Ass Whoop,

968
01:06:38,400 --> 01:06:44,200
Speaker 1: And it's uh, it's called Disney movie. They really, yeah,

969
01:06:44,360 --> 01:06:46,720
Speaker 1: Disney movie. I'm talking to people at Disney and it

970
01:06:46,880 --> 01:06:51,640
Speaker 1: stars mc hammer. And so mc hammer is in the

971
01:06:51,720 --> 01:06:53,720
Speaker 1: house and you know how the Grinch comes in and

972
01:06:53,800 --> 01:06:57,080
Speaker 1: steel and stuff. And when he comes in, he starts

973
01:06:57,120 --> 01:06:59,160
Speaker 1: to sing. This is the first song of the movie.

974
01:06:59,200 --> 01:07:01,600
Speaker 1: Of the thing. He started saying, can't touch that. You

975
01:07:01,680 --> 01:07:04,920
Speaker 1: can't touch that. So he stops the Grinch from taking stuff.

976
01:07:05,000 --> 01:07:07,840
Speaker 1: You can't touch that again. Now here's the thing right here.

977
01:07:08,520 --> 01:07:11,360
Speaker 1: I'm looking for different people to play the part of

978
01:07:12,200 --> 01:07:15,840
Speaker 1: Cindy lou who and I'm going with two people, the

979
01:07:15,880 --> 01:07:18,000
Speaker 1: little girl, right, I'm going with two people. I want

980
01:07:18,080 --> 01:07:21,360
Speaker 1: somebody light skinned because when you put that green paint

981
01:07:21,440 --> 01:07:24,240
Speaker 1: on it, I can't use a dark skinned person. So

982
01:07:24,360 --> 01:07:27,240
Speaker 1: I'm youth looking for a light skinned person with green

983
01:07:27,360 --> 01:07:31,000
Speaker 1: eyes because to play the part with the play the

984
01:07:31,080 --> 01:07:32,960
Speaker 1: part when we do the close ups. Now, when we

985
01:07:33,080 --> 01:07:36,920
Speaker 1: do the ass whipping part. Question is the reason you

986
01:07:37,040 --> 01:07:39,200
Speaker 1: have to find the light skinn Persson. You put the

987
01:07:39,240 --> 01:07:41,720
Speaker 1: green makeup on him, it to be purple, no, it'll

988
01:07:41,760 --> 01:07:44,760
Speaker 1: go green, but black dark dark. People can't take that

989
01:07:45,040 --> 01:07:49,640
Speaker 1: that green paint, Steve George Wallace. Yeah, it's so, it's

990
01:07:49,680 --> 01:07:55,560
Speaker 1: a it doesn't work, so I gotta have light skin.

991
01:07:55,720 --> 01:08:00,280
Speaker 1: So yeah, so anyway, anyway, so the part of the

992
01:08:00,960 --> 01:08:04,400
Speaker 1: action part all the action part of the ass whooping part,

993
01:08:04,800 --> 01:08:07,200
Speaker 1: because I need somebody who can really whoop ass, who

994
01:08:07,240 --> 01:08:11,000
Speaker 1: can really whoop the Grinch's ass is gonna be played

995
01:08:11,040 --> 01:08:17,760
Speaker 1: by Sheryl Underwood because she really she will really put

996
01:08:18,000 --> 01:08:22,360
Speaker 1: foot in the Grinch's ass. And now, like before, Kurt

997
01:08:22,439 --> 01:08:27,439
Speaker 1: Franklin is in this. He played Jesus. I know, I know,

998
01:08:27,560 --> 01:08:30,360
Speaker 1: the baby Jesus is not in there, but he said

999
01:08:30,360 --> 01:08:32,479
Speaker 1: he'd do it for in my part. Now here's the

1000
01:08:32,560 --> 01:08:36,000
Speaker 1: most important part, the part of the Grinch. The part

1001
01:08:36,080 --> 01:08:38,760
Speaker 1: of the Grinch. This is very very the part of

1002
01:08:38,840 --> 01:08:48,439
Speaker 1: the Grinch will be played by Nate Robinson because don't know, yeah,

1003
01:08:48,800 --> 01:08:51,880
Speaker 1: nobody knows how to take a serious ass whooping like

1004
01:08:55,120 --> 01:09:00,400
Speaker 1: so tongue to the Disney people is gonna be on

1005
01:09:00,680 --> 01:09:02,599
Speaker 1: ice production when it's not gonna be a movie, it's

1006
01:09:02,600 --> 01:09:05,280
Speaker 1: gonna be on ice. So the Grinch gets his ass

1007
01:09:05,320 --> 01:09:08,280
Speaker 1: whoop on ice, so look out for it. Nate Robinson

1008
01:09:08,600 --> 01:09:10,760
Speaker 1: will paid party to the Grinch, he will definitely get

1009
01:09:10,800 --> 01:09:13,280
Speaker 1: his ass. Whoop. I'm taking auditions now, that's what I'm

1010
01:09:13,320 --> 01:09:20,040
Speaker 1: working on. You're listening Morning show time Now for ask

1011
01:09:20,160 --> 01:09:23,320
Speaker 1: the clo the Chief Love Office of the Cloth, and

1012
01:09:24,000 --> 01:09:27,920
Speaker 1: you're ready. Yeah. This one is from Evelyn in DC.

1013
01:09:28,560 --> 01:09:31,240
Speaker 1: Evelyn says, I'm about to lose my mind because I

1014
01:09:31,360 --> 01:09:35,240
Speaker 1: found out my living boyfriend lied to me. I haven't

1015
01:09:35,240 --> 01:09:38,439
Speaker 1: said anything to him about it because I need your advice.

1016
01:09:38,840 --> 01:09:42,240
Speaker 1: He dated my younger sister about eight years ago, and

1017
01:09:42,360 --> 01:09:45,519
Speaker 1: my sister was mad at first, but she eventually gave

1018
01:09:45,640 --> 01:09:49,719
Speaker 1: us her blessing. Now whenever she needs something, he still

1019
01:09:49,800 --> 01:09:53,000
Speaker 1: will run to help her behind my back. He was

1020
01:09:53,040 --> 01:09:55,080
Speaker 1: at her house Saturday to help her put up a

1021
01:09:55,200 --> 01:09:57,960
Speaker 1: Christmas tree and I found out about it. Should I

1022
01:09:58,120 --> 01:10:01,000
Speaker 1: keep fussing at him or let myself sister have her

1023
01:10:01,080 --> 01:10:11,000
Speaker 1: man back? What? Yeah? Who's going on? Yeah? What y'all?

1024
01:10:11,080 --> 01:10:14,680
Speaker 1: What y'all? What y'all do this? Fault? Y'all ain't think

1025
01:10:14,720 --> 01:10:17,559
Speaker 1: this is gonna be a problem. Uh huh. But see,

1026
01:10:17,720 --> 01:10:21,719
Speaker 1: let me explain something t system. Since it was cool

1027
01:10:21,880 --> 01:10:27,200
Speaker 1: with you that he dated your younger sister and then

1028
01:10:27,600 --> 01:10:30,880
Speaker 1: you started seeing him, since it was cool with you.

1029
01:10:31,400 --> 01:10:34,000
Speaker 1: He just figures cool. Going over there, help put Christmas trip.

1030
01:10:35,320 --> 01:10:42,479
Speaker 1: It's Christmas, it's the spirit of giving. You know how.

1031
01:10:42,640 --> 01:10:46,360
Speaker 1: She gonna she ain't tall enough with that stopped there? Wow,

1032
01:10:46,840 --> 01:10:50,479
Speaker 1: going over here, help your sistem. They probably have any

1033
01:10:50,560 --> 01:10:57,760
Speaker 1: iggna sang Christmas song? What heaven? Egna sang it Christmas song?

1034
01:10:57,920 --> 01:11:02,800
Speaker 1: She mad because her tree ain't up though. I don't

1035
01:11:02,840 --> 01:11:09,519
Speaker 1: know what to tell y'all crazy let us Yeah, y'all

1036
01:11:09,560 --> 01:11:11,479
Speaker 1: gonna pass me. He ain't that good. I can tell

1037
01:11:11,479 --> 01:11:16,599
Speaker 1: you that right now. He can't be crazy. Yeah, yeah, Yeah,

1038
01:11:16,760 --> 01:11:18,800
Speaker 1: she was mad at first, but then she gave them

1039
01:11:18,920 --> 01:11:25,320
Speaker 1: her blessing. Yeah, nah, that's too much. Yeah, get someone else. Sorry,

1040
01:11:25,439 --> 01:11:30,160
Speaker 1: Barry into gave gave gave y'all her blessing, and I

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01:11:30,240 --> 01:11:35,360
Speaker 1: guess she's still blessing him. Maybe we just feel it blessed.

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01:11:35,439 --> 01:11:42,640
Speaker 1: Doing this holiday speed sounds like yeah, drinking together. But

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01:11:42,800 --> 01:11:48,240
Speaker 1: the nag though, Yeah, all right. M Barry in Toledo says,

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01:11:48,439 --> 01:11:50,680
Speaker 1: I've been with my girlfriend for three years and we

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01:11:50,760 --> 01:11:54,599
Speaker 1: had a great Thanksgiving planned, but things went left when

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01:11:54,640 --> 01:11:57,439
Speaker 1: a female co worker texted me. My girl saw the

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01:11:57,560 --> 01:12:01,479
Speaker 1: text and asked me why my worker was comfortable enough

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01:12:01,520 --> 01:12:04,680
Speaker 1: to send me a happy Thanksgiving text at eight a m.

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01:12:05,120 --> 01:12:08,240
Speaker 1: She said, my coworker needs to know her place. My

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01:12:08,400 --> 01:12:10,880
Speaker 1: girlfriend has access to my phone, and I've never had

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01:12:10,960 --> 01:12:13,519
Speaker 1: this problem before, so I know it's because my co

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01:12:13,760 --> 01:12:18,679
Speaker 1: worker is fine ying FI N E N all caps

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01:12:18,720 --> 01:12:23,880
Speaker 1: Steve All. Yeah, Now she's really mad because I changed

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01:12:23,960 --> 01:12:26,040
Speaker 1: my password. I'm not a cheater and I don't like

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01:12:26,160 --> 01:12:30,240
Speaker 1: insecure women. Did I handle this the wrong way? Well? Do?

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01:12:30,680 --> 01:12:32,560
Speaker 1: Let me just say this to you? Come on, come on,

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01:12:32,800 --> 01:12:37,400
Speaker 1: come on, chief love offen, fine chick? Yep, text you

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01:12:37,479 --> 01:12:41,280
Speaker 1: at eight o'clock in the morning. What does that mean?

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01:12:42,840 --> 01:12:47,960
Speaker 1: Happy Thanksgiving? She'll hope you have a nice time. And

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01:12:48,160 --> 01:12:51,000
Speaker 1: when she texts that message, the question is what did

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01:12:51,080 --> 01:12:55,800
Speaker 1: you think because you saying she fine? Yep? If a

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01:12:55,920 --> 01:13:01,280
Speaker 1: fine woman were to text me and say happy thanks

1063
01:13:01,360 --> 01:13:08,519
Speaker 1: Giving to me, come on, I would immediately wonder, Yeah, well,

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01:13:08,800 --> 01:13:18,479
Speaker 1: how happy could it be? Yeah? How happy? You trying

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01:13:18,520 --> 01:13:22,479
Speaker 1: to make me? What's happening here? Yeah? And so I

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01:13:22,560 --> 01:13:26,160
Speaker 1: don't know what to tell you. Um dog, you handled

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01:13:26,200 --> 01:13:29,040
Speaker 1: it the wrong way? You change your pass code? Bro,

1068
01:13:29,920 --> 01:13:34,760
Speaker 1: what that's a sign of guilty? Now you say you

1069
01:13:34,880 --> 01:13:37,439
Speaker 1: ain't a cheater? What you change your pass code for.

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01:13:38,160 --> 01:13:41,200
Speaker 1: You ain't doing nothing, Oh no, because it wasn't just

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01:13:42,160 --> 01:13:46,599
Speaker 1: wishing you a happy Thanksgiving. You got to change your

1072
01:13:46,640 --> 01:13:49,040
Speaker 1: pass code because it didn't. It wasn't just that. It

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Speaker 1: was something else somewhere. And in case you text back,

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01:13:52,400 --> 01:13:54,560
Speaker 1: you can't have her picking up your phone. Let's just

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01:13:54,720 --> 01:14:02,479
Speaker 1: be real. Oh that dog stopped. Thank you? You're listening

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01:14:02,800 --> 01:14:09,040
Speaker 1: to show all right, Steven, It's time to check your voicemail.

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01:14:09,120 --> 01:14:10,920
Speaker 1: If you want to leave Steve a message or just

1078
01:14:11,040 --> 01:14:13,720
Speaker 1: give a holiday greeting to your loved ones, call us

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Speaker 1: right now at eight seven seven twenty nine, Steve and

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01:14:16,479 --> 01:14:19,880
Speaker 1: leave a message. You're okay, Hey, Steve. I just wanted

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01:14:19,920 --> 01:14:24,479
Speaker 1: to say happy holidays to two boss lady nieces. One

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01:14:24,800 --> 01:14:28,280
Speaker 1: is Tammy Woods out of Loisville, Kentucky, and the other

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01:14:28,360 --> 01:14:32,560
Speaker 1: one is Christina Carr also known as Kaylin out of

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01:14:32,600 --> 01:14:37,000
Speaker 1: the atl Just wanted to say much love, happy holidays

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01:14:37,080 --> 01:14:41,799
Speaker 1: to your both from aj Aunt Jan. From one service

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01:14:41,880 --> 01:14:44,320
Speaker 1: member to another, I would like to say thank you

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01:14:44,479 --> 01:14:47,799
Speaker 1: for all that you do and especially our service members abroad.

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01:14:47,960 --> 01:14:52,000
Speaker 1: Please not forget about those employed in foreign places after holidays,

1089
01:14:52,040 --> 01:14:56,160
Speaker 1: throwing our serviceman woman out there as a president. Hi,

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01:14:56,400 --> 01:14:59,639
Speaker 1: my name is Ciolando from Baltimore, and I just want

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01:14:59,680 --> 01:15:03,040
Speaker 1: to wear my w h U R family and the

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01:15:03,160 --> 01:15:06,880
Speaker 1: Steve Harvey Morning Show a happy holiday, Good morning, Happy

1093
01:15:06,960 --> 01:15:11,080
Speaker 1: Holiday to you, Steve Appy time everybody gets on this shows.

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01:15:11,240 --> 01:15:14,160
Speaker 1: My name is Menton Sorrano about the Reever and Menton

1095
01:15:14,280 --> 01:15:17,360
Speaker 1: Sinrono calling out to throw off your Pennsylvania. I'd like

1096
01:15:17,439 --> 01:15:21,040
Speaker 1: to say happy holidays or the Furby family on Glassborow,

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01:15:21,120 --> 01:15:25,960
Speaker 1: New Jersey to my mother's jaim Jack and Philadelphia. I

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01:15:25,960 --> 01:15:28,840
Speaker 1: would like to wish everybody in the city of Philadelphia

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01:15:28,960 --> 01:15:33,160
Speaker 1: happy Holidays, and I wish that everybody have a joyful

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01:15:33,200 --> 01:15:36,240
Speaker 1: and the safe holiday. Hi, my name is Stebbie and

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01:15:36,400 --> 01:15:38,640
Speaker 1: I wanted to send a Christmas message out to my

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01:15:38,800 --> 01:15:42,479
Speaker 1: kids the cold dominic in Darrell. May God keep you safe,

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01:15:42,640 --> 01:15:48,040
Speaker 1: you have a beautiful holiday. God blish you're listening show.

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Speaker 1: Lads and gentlemen, we're backing right now. It's time to

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01:15:51,439 --> 01:15:55,400
Speaker 1: take a look into the demented man. Of a demented man,

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01:15:56,080 --> 01:16:02,160
Speaker 1: Ladies and gentlemen, the demented one Jay Anthony. I speak

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01:16:02,280 --> 01:16:05,840
Speaker 1: to the I speak to the people who really feel

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01:16:05,920 --> 01:16:08,720
Speaker 1: like I feel about Christmas time, who don't have that

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01:16:08,880 --> 01:16:12,040
Speaker 1: much joy. We're not looking forward to the twenty fifth.

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01:16:12,080 --> 01:16:15,280
Speaker 1: They're literally looking for the twenty six. When it's all over,

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01:16:15,439 --> 01:16:18,800
Speaker 1: that's when they celebrate. So I sing and speak to

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Speaker 1: those people. That's what I sing about. We got love

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Speaker 1: every damn songs. Hit it here, you hit it. Gonna

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01:16:27,439 --> 01:16:31,400
Speaker 1: have a jack dub Christmas because it's been a jack

1115
01:16:31,560 --> 01:16:36,280
Speaker 1: up year. I don't care. You need to know I

1116
01:16:36,439 --> 01:16:41,320
Speaker 1: have no Christmas year. I'm gonna have a jack dub Christmas.

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01:16:42,040 --> 01:16:46,800
Speaker 1: And I'm not feeling so neat. I said, so you

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01:16:46,920 --> 01:16:50,960
Speaker 1: need to know, so hear me when I speak. I'm

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01:16:51,040 --> 01:16:56,000
Speaker 1: gonna have a jack dumb Christmas. Gonna spend it all alone.

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Speaker 1: I've got no gifts and I won't call text you

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01:17:01,240 --> 01:17:05,280
Speaker 1: on the phone. I'm gonna have the jack dem Christmas.

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01:17:06,040 --> 01:17:10,880
Speaker 1: It's the West time of the old back Golly, gonna

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Speaker 1: have the jack demp Christmas. This year, old back Dolly

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01:17:16,560 --> 01:17:24,360
Speaker 1: gonna have the jack demp christ Oh hold my ass,

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01:17:28,520 --> 01:17:34,840
Speaker 1: go ahead, Dan, I've never seen nobody's to spend that

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01:17:35,080 --> 01:17:40,120
Speaker 1: much time to be negative. I mean better, I love it.

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01:17:40,760 --> 01:17:44,080
Speaker 1: I mean, who writes an anti Christmas song but going

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Speaker 1: to the studio to do it. It sounded jolly because

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01:17:54,640 --> 01:17:57,479
Speaker 1: of the music. Yes, listen to the words. You wouldn't

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01:17:57,520 --> 01:18:00,559
Speaker 1: know that. It wasn't a normal happy Christmas. Some little

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01:18:00,680 --> 01:18:08,400
Speaker 1: kids somewhere just crying, you see, miss Jake Man. Great job, Jake,

1132
01:18:08,680 --> 01:18:15,960
Speaker 1: give him no high fire. That's my job. Team. Wait

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01:18:16,040 --> 01:18:21,439
Speaker 1: a minute, thank you. Think about it doing thanksgiving, doing

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01:18:21,479 --> 01:18:24,080
Speaker 1: thank you. When you get them first few text missions happy,

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01:18:24,160 --> 01:18:26,800
Speaker 1: thank you. After about two more hours of that, don't

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01:18:26,840 --> 01:18:28,759
Speaker 1: they get on your damn there? And he'd be like, Okay,

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01:18:28,840 --> 01:18:37,599
Speaker 1: that's that's when you group texts from your friends and family.

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01:18:39,120 --> 01:18:42,000
Speaker 1: I thought, here from my mama, that's enough. Happy. This

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01:18:42,160 --> 01:18:46,040
Speaker 1: bitterness is running rubbing off on you, Tommy a little bit. Yeah,

1140
01:18:48,479 --> 01:18:52,599
Speaker 1: I could be. I'm cool. All right, we're coming back

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01:18:52,640 --> 01:18:54,519
Speaker 1: with more of the Steve Harvey Morning Show. As a

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01:18:54,600 --> 01:18:56,720
Speaker 1: matter of fact, this is our last break of the day.

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01:18:56,800 --> 01:19:00,120
Speaker 1: Steve's closing remarks, you don't want to miss it. It's

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01:19:00,160 --> 01:19:02,439
Speaker 1: been a good day. We'll be back at forty nine

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01:19:02,520 --> 01:19:08,400
Speaker 1: after the hour. Right after this you're listening to all right,

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01:19:08,439 --> 01:19:10,800
Speaker 1: here we are Steve, last break of the day. It's

1147
01:19:10,840 --> 01:19:13,559
Speaker 1: been a good day. That's why we love having you, Steve.

1148
01:19:13,680 --> 01:19:17,599
Speaker 1: So you can give us some closing remarks, some words today.

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01:19:18,400 --> 01:19:25,000
Speaker 1: Oftentimes my best closing remarks are remarks that are reflective

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01:19:25,160 --> 01:19:29,160
Speaker 1: of something that I'm going through, have been through, or experienced.

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01:19:30,120 --> 01:19:32,479
Speaker 1: And so today is going to be in that vein.

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01:19:34,160 --> 01:19:39,160
Speaker 1: I want to talk to you all today about faith. Faith,

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01:19:40,560 --> 01:19:45,639
Speaker 1: the purest definition of faith to me, this is to me, now,

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01:19:46,200 --> 01:19:48,080
Speaker 1: I don't know how all the people view faith. I'm

1155
01:19:48,120 --> 01:19:53,800
Speaker 1: just talking about the purest definition of faith to me

1156
01:19:54,040 --> 01:19:59,800
Speaker 1: is simply this. Faith is the belief in things that

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01:20:00,080 --> 01:20:06,240
Speaker 1: you cannot see. That's what faith really means to me.

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01:20:08,920 --> 01:20:12,280
Speaker 1: Faith is the belief in things that you cannot see.

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01:20:14,760 --> 01:20:20,280
Speaker 1: That categorizes faith for me, That exemplifies faith for me,

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01:20:20,760 --> 01:20:26,679
Speaker 1: That expresses faith for me. That somehow, over the years

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01:20:26,840 --> 01:20:30,880
Speaker 1: I have managed to understand that faith is in the

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01:20:31,280 --> 01:20:37,280
Speaker 1: belief in things that you cannot see. So when situations

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01:20:37,720 --> 01:20:42,080
Speaker 1: beset me, when circumstances run up into me, when I

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01:20:42,240 --> 01:20:47,519
Speaker 1: find myself in something that I have no control over

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01:20:48,200 --> 01:20:52,320
Speaker 1: that circumstance, just set thyself right in front of my door.

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Speaker 1: And then all of a sudden I get the phone

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01:20:56,280 --> 01:21:01,200
Speaker 1: calls hey man, you all right, hey man, hang in man,

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01:21:01,400 --> 01:21:04,639
Speaker 1: so sad to hear the news you know I had

1169
01:21:04,680 --> 01:21:07,880
Speaker 1: a slew it that this week because of some article

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01:21:08,000 --> 01:21:11,560
Speaker 1: that came out about the show Friends from Cleveland, and

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01:21:11,720 --> 01:21:15,040
Speaker 1: I appreciate it all. But I'm gonna tell you something

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01:21:15,120 --> 01:21:18,960
Speaker 1: that I'm drawing on. I'm drawing on this thing called faith.

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01:21:19,880 --> 01:21:22,360
Speaker 1: I'm drawing on some words that my mother told me

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01:21:22,640 --> 01:21:25,679
Speaker 1: when she was young. When I was young, my mama

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01:21:25,800 --> 01:21:29,040
Speaker 1: was a Sunday school teacher for forty years. She always

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01:21:29,200 --> 01:21:32,160
Speaker 1: taught me that I don't believe God brought me this

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Speaker 1: far to leave me. There is no way that God

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01:21:37,880 --> 01:21:44,920
Speaker 1: got me to this place to leave me. See where

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01:21:45,000 --> 01:21:50,480
Speaker 1: faith comes in. I firmly believe that when one door closes,

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01:21:51,600 --> 01:21:55,280
Speaker 1: God has another one to open up. See. I never

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01:21:55,479 --> 01:21:58,479
Speaker 1: stand in the doorway that's closing in my face and

1182
01:21:58,680 --> 01:22:01,160
Speaker 1: keep knocking on that door. Y'all need to open this

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01:22:01,320 --> 01:22:04,080
Speaker 1: door back up. I'm not gonna stand there and try

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01:22:04,160 --> 01:22:06,800
Speaker 1: to force my way back in the door. I'm gonna

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01:22:06,840 --> 01:22:09,400
Speaker 1: take care of my business. Of course, faith with our

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01:22:09,479 --> 01:22:13,920
Speaker 1: works is dead. But I do not get crippled and

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01:22:14,200 --> 01:22:18,800
Speaker 1: crumbled over the predictions or the thoughts of somebody else.

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01:22:19,200 --> 01:22:21,840
Speaker 1: Somebody come to me and tell me what they're gonna

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Speaker 1: do to me. How many times have you had somebody

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01:22:27,200 --> 01:22:29,920
Speaker 1: come to you and tell you what they was gonna

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Speaker 1: do to you? How many times have you had a

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01:22:33,000 --> 01:22:36,000
Speaker 1: boss confront you and tell you what they was gonna

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Speaker 1: do to you? And they say it with the full

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01:22:39,560 --> 01:22:44,519
Speaker 1: intent of shaking you up? And sometimes it work, don't it?

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01:22:45,240 --> 01:22:49,160
Speaker 1: You go home and you shake it. Let me offer

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01:22:49,240 --> 01:22:56,040
Speaker 1: you something, stop shaking. Don't worry, don't be dismayed. There's

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Speaker 1: no way God brought you this far to leave. See

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01:23:00,200 --> 01:23:02,120
Speaker 1: the people is talking about taking stuff from you. They

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Speaker 1: didn't give it to you in the first place. What

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01:23:04,200 --> 01:23:07,360
Speaker 1: they don't know that your steps was ordered by God.

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01:23:07,680 --> 01:23:10,880
Speaker 1: What they don't know that God positioned you right where

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01:23:10,960 --> 01:23:13,680
Speaker 1: he wanted you to be at a particular time. They

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01:23:13,800 --> 01:23:17,320
Speaker 1: had no choice that to put you into position because

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01:23:17,479 --> 01:23:20,800
Speaker 1: God had ordered his soul. So when they come along

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01:23:21,200 --> 01:23:23,719
Speaker 1: and they start talking about taking you out of position,

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01:23:24,640 --> 01:23:30,280
Speaker 1: what you're worried about? That fault? You don't think. You

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01:23:30,400 --> 01:23:34,240
Speaker 1: don't think that you have an option here. You don't

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01:23:34,280 --> 01:23:36,599
Speaker 1: think that the god you served that put you where

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01:23:36,640 --> 01:23:39,519
Speaker 1: he wanted you to be placed. You don't think he

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Speaker 1: see all of this. I do. I think he sees me.

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01:23:45,400 --> 01:23:47,600
Speaker 1: I think he places me right where he wanted me

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01:23:47,720 --> 01:23:50,840
Speaker 1: to be placed. I think he has people saying things

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01:23:50,880 --> 01:23:53,679
Speaker 1: about me so I can hear it. I think he's

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01:23:53,720 --> 01:23:57,519
Speaker 1: allowing people to think that they're making decisions because they

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01:23:57,640 --> 01:24:02,000
Speaker 1: want to. I believe that they don't know that God

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Speaker 1: is always working on my behalf behind the scenes. Always.

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01:24:06,600 --> 01:24:10,200
Speaker 1: Why Because I believe and I trusted him. That's why

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01:24:10,600 --> 01:24:13,760
Speaker 1: he always working on my behalf. That is no, I'm

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01:24:13,800 --> 01:24:18,800
Speaker 1: not an evil person. I'm not an unrighteous person. I'm

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01:24:18,880 --> 01:24:22,479
Speaker 1: really a good person. I'm flawed, but I'm a good person.

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01:24:23,080 --> 01:24:25,559
Speaker 1: I don't set out to hurt nobody. I ain't trying

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01:24:25,600 --> 01:24:28,040
Speaker 1: to step on nobody. So when somebody bring me some

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01:24:28,200 --> 01:24:32,920
Speaker 1: disparaging news about what they're gonna do to me, in

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01:24:33,080 --> 01:24:35,800
Speaker 1: the words of Bishop T. D. Jakes, you got to

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01:24:35,880 --> 01:24:39,880
Speaker 1: be careful how you handle me. Be very careful how

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01:24:39,920 --> 01:24:43,000
Speaker 1: you handle me. Because I happen to be a child

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01:24:43,360 --> 01:24:47,400
Speaker 1: of the Most High. What He's done for me in

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01:24:47,479 --> 01:24:49,760
Speaker 1: the past he or can continue to do for me

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01:24:49,800 --> 01:24:51,840
Speaker 1: in the future. I have no fear of what you

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01:24:52,000 --> 01:24:55,160
Speaker 1: claiming that you will do to me, because God didn't

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01:24:55,200 --> 01:24:58,400
Speaker 1: bring me this far to leave me. That I'm certain

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01:24:58,439 --> 01:25:02,080
Speaker 1: of faith is to leaf in things that you cannot see.

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01:25:02,280 --> 01:25:04,599
Speaker 1: And even though I can't see what he's doing right now,

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01:25:04,920 --> 01:25:08,759
Speaker 1: I bet he's doing something. I'm excited about the future

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01:25:08,960 --> 01:25:13,479
Speaker 1: of what God got for me. Those are my closing Yes, sir,

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01:25:13,960 --> 01:25:21,280
Speaker 1: better drop yourself a good week. I am right, Faith

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01:25:21,439 --> 01:25:27,240
Speaker 1: baby dropped it? Did you drop the micro? Drop yourself?

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01:25:27,400 --> 01:25:31,720
Speaker 1: What did you do? All right? Thank you everyone, We

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01:25:31,880 --> 01:25:47,200
Speaker 1: love you. Bye bye for all. Steve Every contests no

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01:25:47,280 --> 01:25:50,760
Speaker 1: purchase necessary, void where prohibited. Participants must be legal US

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01:25:50,840 --> 01:25:54,320
Speaker 1: residents at least eighteen years old, unless otherwise stated. For

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Speaker 1: complete contest rules, visit Steve Harvey FM dot com. You're

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