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Speaker 1: The Jewels Show on demand. Jebils dirty little secret. So

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Speaker 1: I'm your dirty little secret text in four one six one.

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Speaker 1: If you have a dirty secret, you can or a

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Speaker 1: little dirty little secret, dirty big secret. Whatever. You can

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Speaker 1: tell us anything, literally whatever you want, because we don't

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Speaker 1: even ask what your name is. And that's why you're

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Speaker 1: free to share whatever on the phone. Right now, what's

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Speaker 1: your dirty little Secretum? I got drunk at the company

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Speaker 1: party last week, which wouldn't been so bad except now

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Speaker 1: I'm working from home for the week, and not only that,

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Speaker 1: I start I told my boss that that I think

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Speaker 1: he should divorce his wife. Oh oh yikes. I mean

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Speaker 1: a lot of people do need to get divorced for

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Speaker 1: one reason or another. But why do you think that

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Speaker 1: he needs a divorce? Well, he's always, you know, like

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Speaker 1: he always seems stressed when he talks about her, and

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Speaker 1: low key, I really like him. Oh that's why. Okay, girl,

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Speaker 1: are you so you're trying toanically and then start dating. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: so you're trying to ruin your boss's relationship so that

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Speaker 1: you can date him. Yeah kind of. That was the

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Speaker 1: train of thought on that night, after so many martini

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Speaker 1: What do he do you remember? What he said. He

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Speaker 1: started laughing awkwardly, and um, it was like, Oh, you

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Speaker 1: should be like a therapist or something. How has it

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Speaker 1: been since then? Has it been weird when you? I mean,

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Speaker 1: I don't know what really weird? Oh god, that's actually

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Speaker 1: really funny. I don't know about that. I don't really

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Speaker 1: talk to her, but I just like have been crushing

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Speaker 1: on him for a while. Oh yeah, that was just inappropriate. Yeah, no,

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Speaker 1: that's gotta be very awkward for you. Yeah. Have you

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Speaker 1: have you addressed it with him at all? Oh? No,

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Speaker 1: I think that this is like the just let it lie.

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Speaker 1: It's probably going to be my own. Yeah, that's probably best. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I wouldn't. I wouldn't say anything about kidding. I was

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Speaker 1: just kidding about that boss or you get his wife

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Speaker 1: in a Zoom meeting. I was like, oh I was

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Speaker 1: a mess at the party. Yeah, like I was totally

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Speaker 1: not myself. Well, you do say things when you're drunk

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Speaker 1: that you normally wouldn't say if you weren't. Some people

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Speaker 1: say the truth comes out, but I've always felt the

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Speaker 1: opposite because like most of I've been drunk a lot

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Speaker 1: of my life, and most of stuff that I've said

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Speaker 1: drunk is like, that's not actually the truth. Like, no,

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Speaker 1: I think what people mean is that you just take

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Speaker 1: it so literal. Is that that's not what they mean.

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Speaker 1: They just mean like feelings about people, actual feelings about people.

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Speaker 1: They're genuine, Like they might say something that they normally

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Speaker 1: would not say about somebody they're drunk. That's what people mean. Right, Oh,

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Speaker 1: I thought that's what I mean. But you know, like

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Speaker 1: you would see someone you're like, I love you, but

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Speaker 1: you're like in real life, you're like, I don't really

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Speaker 1: feel that. No. I feel like bros only do that

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Speaker 1: to their bros that they really love, like you know, yeah,

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Speaker 1: I don't know, I've never I don't know done that,

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Speaker 1: but anyway, yeah, you do say I do feel like

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Speaker 1: people do say things that they wouldn't otherwise. That is true. Well,

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Speaker 1: and I'm so mortified. Yeah, I guess I would just

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Speaker 1: ignore it. Keep that your little secret. Or you can

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Speaker 1: always call up his wife and make up a story

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Speaker 1: about he's cheating with you, and then the divorce probably happened. Congratulations,

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Speaker 1: Well not with you. Don't say with you to say,

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Speaker 1: you know, anonymously, you're cheating, and then we'll get divorced,

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Speaker 1: and then you can start dating him. There you go.

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Speaker 1: Maybe I'll wait for the holiday party to do that,

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Speaker 1: all right. Thank you for telling us your little secret.

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Speaker 1: Thank you. The Jewels Show on demand