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Speaker 1: One eight hundred Do ui away now offering free remote

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Speaker 1: consultations by phone or video conference for any criminal offense.

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Speaker 1: Trust Brook, Jeffrey and Jose's friends with a free remote

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Speaker 1: consultation from Bradley Johnson Lawyers. Visit one eight hundred douy

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Speaker 1: away dot com or call.

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Speaker 2: Eight hundred do you y Away.

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Speaker 3: The weight is over.

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Speaker 4: It is time to start the countdown of the top

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Speaker 4: ten phone taps of Christmas, the best prank calls we've

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Speaker 4: done all year long, and today it's number ten, featuring

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Speaker 4: yours truly as Ellen Windy.

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Speaker 5: Alan better be in this list more than once because

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Speaker 5: here he's no way, he's only just ten.

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Speaker 2: I love him.

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Speaker 3: And this one he's taking up a new job working

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Speaker 3: for instacart.

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Speaker 2: Oh my god, this is one of my favorites.

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Speaker 3: And what happens when you put Old Allen in charge

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Speaker 3: of picking up a woman's groceries? You get the number

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Speaker 3: ten phone tap of the year happening right now. It's

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Speaker 3: Brooking Jeffrey's ten phone taps at Christmas. Hello, Hello, yeah, Hello, Hi.

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Speaker 6: Hi. My name is Alan winter Bottom. I'm an employee

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Speaker 6: of instacart.

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Speaker 5: Okay is this regarding my order?

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Speaker 4: Yeah?

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Speaker 2: That that's correct.

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Speaker 6: Okay, I'm your.

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Speaker 2: I'm your personal shopper.

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Speaker 5: Okay, yeah, are you calling me on the status of

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Speaker 5: my order? Because I mean, it's just been a situation

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Speaker 5: lately where you guys are just taking forever.

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Speaker 6: You're coming at me hotter than a than a red

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Speaker 6: pepper right now.

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Speaker 2: Okay, you should slow your role there, lady.

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Speaker 5: I pay a lot of money to use this service,

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Speaker 5: and you're supposed to be delve within a certain time.

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Speaker 2: Well, good for you, money bags.

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Speaker 5: In my face, I'm asking you where my order is. Oh,

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Speaker 5: and you all you've done is insult me.

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Speaker 6: I want to go down your list to make sure

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Speaker 6: that I don't miss nothing.

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Speaker 5: I don't understand the list is a list.

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Speaker 6: I just want to I want to make sure i'm

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Speaker 6: reading it on here on the old phone there.

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Speaker 2: You want peas and carrots, right.

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Speaker 5: Frozen pias and frozen Yeah, I.

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Speaker 6: Bet you have a nice body.

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Speaker 5: Excuse me?

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Speaker 1: Yeah?

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Speaker 2: Nice and trim.

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Speaker 5: Do you think it's an appropriate talk to a customer?

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Speaker 6: I weigh almost seventy pounds and that includes my titan here.

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Speaker 5: I am very confused of what this phone call is.

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Speaker 5: Here to entail you're supposed to be my shopper. I

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Speaker 5: gave you a list.

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Speaker 6: Next item, you want some one of these triple A batteries.

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Speaker 5: And yeah, something triple A batteries A large twenty.

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Speaker 6: Hey, you know I can make a battery from a

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Speaker 6: potato and a spool of copper wire to save you

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Speaker 6: about two ninety nine.

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Speaker 5: I just want my order. Can you please just go

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Speaker 5: get my order?

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Speaker 6: Oh that's right. You got all the money to pay

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Speaker 6: for the fancy stuff.

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Speaker 5: How is groceries. I need groceries to survive. I need

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Speaker 5: groceries to live. Okay, it back.

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Speaker 2: To your list there.

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Speaker 6: I got your half pounds of wild honey ham, and

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Speaker 6: I wasn't okay with the way that they sliced it

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Speaker 6: at the dell.

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Speaker 5: I don't care how they placed it.

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Speaker 2: No, it wasn't like they did it back in the navy.

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Speaker 5: Okay, but I don't back.

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Speaker 6: Then they had to they stowed it for nine months,

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Speaker 6: so they had to put spices.

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Speaker 2: And rub it with oregano and hard salt.

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Speaker 5: Look for a cooking class. Just got my ham and

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Speaker 5: bring it to me.

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Speaker 2: Well I can. I can spice it for you in

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Speaker 2: my car if you like.

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Speaker 5: Look, I'm working right now. I don't have time to

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Speaker 5: go over the list. I said to you. That alleviates

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Speaker 5: me from having to go through the list. Who are

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Speaker 5: you sleeping.

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Speaker 2: Back to your list?

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Speaker 5: You grandpa. I'm done listening to you go over my list.

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Speaker 5: I know what's on the list.

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Speaker 6: Gosh, you have you sure do have a sultry voice, stoppy.

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Speaker 6: It reminds reminds me of Glinda. You know, Glinda from

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Speaker 6: from the Wizard of Oz, Sir, the good Witch. Gosh,

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Speaker 6: what I would do to her? Hop right into that

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Speaker 6: pink bubble. We used to date back in the forties,

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Speaker 6: got her hooked on some stuff.

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Speaker 5: Now I am going to get fired.

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Speaker 6: Not clear my sensing some sexual tension between us.

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Speaker 5: I'm not hitting on you.

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Speaker 2: Are you sure? Because my shirt just lost four buttons.

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Speaker 5: I don't have tea.

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Speaker 2: I don't have time for any of your nonsense either.

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Speaker 6: I'm trying to tell you right now that this is

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Speaker 6: a prank phone call, but you won't shut your trap there.

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Speaker 5: Excuse excuse me, I.

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Speaker 6: Said, so prank call, lady. You're on the radio with

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Speaker 6: Brooking and that guy in the morning. I don't remember

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Speaker 6: his name, Jeffrey or something.

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Speaker 2: Stupid.

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Speaker 5: Are you freaking kidding me right now?

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Speaker 3: I'm not kidding you.

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Speaker 2: I'm serious.

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Speaker 3: Thank god your husband Ben set you up for a

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Speaker 3: phone tab.

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Speaker 4: You came at that old man like on fire.

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Speaker 6: You're you're a bit of a firecracker. If things don't

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Speaker 6: work out with.

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Speaker 5: You and Ben pants buddy, I get.

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Speaker 6: Double chocolate pudding at supper time. We could do two

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Speaker 6: spoons one pudding cup.

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Speaker 4: I don't want to anything you

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Speaker 1: Wake up every morning was phone taps weekday mornings on

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Speaker 1: the twenties, breaking Jeffrey in the morning,