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Speaker 1: Are you leave the I you wanta way back home?

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Speaker 1: Either way we want to be there. Doesn't matter how

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Speaker 1: much baggage you claim, and give us time and a

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Speaker 2: You wanna welcome.

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Speaker 3: You back home?

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Speaker 2: Tell us all about it.

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Speaker 4: We scared her?

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Speaker 2: Was it fine?

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Speaker 5: Malforn? Do you need to ride?

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Speaker 4: Do you need to ride?

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Speaker 3: Do you need to ride?

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Speaker 2: Do you need to ride?

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Speaker 4: Do you need to ride? Do your need you ride?

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Speaker 3: Ride with Karen and Chris? Welcome to Do you need

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Speaker 3: a ride? This is Chris Fairbanks.

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Speaker 4: And this is Karen Kilgarott.

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Speaker 3: Hello, my friend Karen.

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Speaker 4: Hello Chris, what are you doing?

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Speaker 3: I'm back.

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Speaker 6: I'm back in Los Angeles. I had a great time

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Speaker 6: in Montana, hanging out with my dad.

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Speaker 2: Great.

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Speaker 3: My punk rock concert was a hit.

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Speaker 4: I saw some video. It looked really exciting.

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Speaker 3: It was fun.

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Speaker 6: I didn't have I need to take that same class

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Speaker 6: that Ron Funchs was talking about, though, because I clearly

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Speaker 6: am singing incorrectly because I had no voice for two days,

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Speaker 6: and I still sound a little Sam ellioty.

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Speaker 3: So I'm a little You.

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Speaker 4: Gave it, You're all.

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Speaker 3: I really gave it everything to me.

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Speaker 6: I'm The only reason I'm nervous is we have other

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Speaker 6: We've had offers for other gigs, and I feel like,

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Speaker 6: maybe I it's not in my best interest to go

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Speaker 5: I don't know, there's a real it would feel like

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Speaker 5: one career over the other, just like John Mayer side.

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Speaker 4: No, you know what stand up isn't for me?

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Speaker 3: Right? Yes?

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Speaker 6: Member, No, it's a lot. It is a real John

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Speaker 6: Mayre crossroads right now.

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Speaker 2: It is.

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Speaker 6: I got offered to scream in The Grateful Dead, and

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Speaker 6: I might have to turn it down. But yeah, it

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Speaker 6: was very fun good and it wasn't as scary.

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Speaker 3: As I thought it would be. It was just playtime And.

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Speaker 4: Do you feel braver for having done it?

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Speaker 3: Yes?

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Speaker 6: And I didn't expect everyone in the crowd to appreciate

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Speaker 6: the songs we were doing. It was really specific songs,

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Speaker 6: like I said, from Scape videos and people I've never

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Speaker 6: I did not expect people to be upfront, singing along

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Speaker 6: and losing their minds. I was like, oh, this is

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Speaker 6: kind of what it feels like to be a rock star.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, you're like, it's like you were in a cover band. Yep,

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Speaker 5: A very specific.

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Speaker 3: Very specific.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, that's great.

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Speaker 6: I loved it perfect I loved it, but I maybe

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Speaker 3: That's all I'm saying.

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Speaker 4: Did you love it as much as you love our

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Speaker 4: guest today? Ask you?

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Speaker 3: You're so smooth with those No. I did know.

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Speaker 4: Someone's got to do it. You don't know. You didn't

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Speaker 4: hear the questions.

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Speaker 6: I did not love it as much as our guest today.

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Speaker 6: Oh yeah, got it.

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Speaker 5: You've seen her at clubs and colleges all over this country.

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Speaker 5: Please welcome to the stage right now, miss Jackie cash.

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Speaker 2: Mine, in the in the zoom, in the zoom. This

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Speaker 2: is so great. I could have thank you for driving

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Speaker 2: me to Solving. I just want to say that I'm

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Speaker 2: insolving with an unstable inner. So here's the good news.

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Speaker 2: I'm recording locally, so everyone will I'll get to finish

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Speaker 2: every story record locally.

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Speaker 4: Yes, that's what we ask you to do for us.

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Speaker 6: Please, you really are because I have experience with Solving

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Speaker 6: having terrible WI FI throughout its wine country.

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Speaker 2: It's and this is my wine. I wish it were better.

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Speaker 2: I'll be Oh my god, I'm always.

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Speaker 4: Isn't it truly isn't Wine Country?

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Speaker 2: I'm always writing you guys.

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Speaker 6: I found that place is interesting in that it's a

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Speaker 6: town dedicated to giving people wine. And you try and

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Speaker 6: And the entire city limits is lined with police cars

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Speaker 6: around nine pm waiting.

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Speaker 2: You know, it seems like that hopes to earn hundreds

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Speaker 3: Yeah, you think it'd be bad for business, though.

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Speaker 6: I had a guy just follow me after I went

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Speaker 2: And when you say a guy, you're talking about a

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Speaker 3: He was a policeman And uh, yeah, what if it.

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Speaker 2: Was just a guy, Yeah, that would have been super.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, Chris got upset because there was a car behind him,

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Speaker 5: that's your story.

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Speaker 6: And he didn't even wave when I wanted to pull

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Speaker 3: Very unfriendly guy.

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Speaker 4: He didn't laugh when I stopped short.

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Speaker 6: They of my traffic tricks. Traffic tricks.

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Speaker 5: Do you think that's how they keep all those buildings

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Speaker 5: painted so beautifully? As they just keep dinging people with

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Speaker 5: DUIs and moving violations.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, would not be surprised.

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Speaker 3: They take that money and grow more grapes.

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Speaker 2: And then now there's a Chumash casino.

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Speaker 4: Oh are you going to go there?

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Speaker 2: I can't imagine, but maybe it could happen. You know

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Speaker 2: what I say, I know how to party. And when

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Speaker 2: I say that, I have a new book to read.

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Speaker 4: So you've always said that so loud and exactly.

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Speaker 2: Hey, Nerd, it's uh, I realized probably three years ago. Now,

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Speaker 2: Oh is it? I hope it isn't. Uh. I tripped

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Speaker 2: off the curb and sprained my ankle and I stopped

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Speaker 2: going to pilates.

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Speaker 4: Sign from God, this is not working.

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Speaker 2: I believe I have like hundreds of dollars in credits,

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Speaker 2: like I bought like a whole thing.

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Speaker 3: I do too.

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Speaker 2: I'm like, I'm gonna go. I'm going to go.

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Speaker 6: I have Plates credit also, And I won't acknowledge it

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Speaker 6: was it, at least the curb in front of the

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Speaker 2: No, it was. We had just gotten a dog and

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Speaker 2: I was walking the dog and I wiped out. And

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Speaker 2: the woman who saw me wipe out by the way

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Speaker 6: No part, right, Yeah I would. I actually, I wouldn't

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Speaker 6: blame Pilates. I'd blame dog ownership on that one. You

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Speaker 5: Or you just you gotta find any reason to quit pilates.

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Speaker 4: That's to me enough.

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Speaker 2: But that's it.

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Speaker 5: You're like, now that I'm falling down, I'm thinking about this,

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Speaker 5: and plates isn't working out for me.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, maybe it was the class I took.

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Speaker 6: But you know, I dabbled in the bar method after

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Speaker 6: my hip, and it was it was great. I have

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Speaker 6: only nice things to say about it. But Pilates, I

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Speaker 6: feel like you can fake it and pretend you're doing

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Speaker 6: the things and still make the body movements and leave

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Speaker 6: totally sweat free. That's what I didn't like about it.

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Speaker 6: I'm like, everyone here thinks I'm doing it, but I'm not.

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Speaker 2: Right. No one's thinking about you at all, right, they

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Speaker 2: aren't even.

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Speaker 4: Looking on don't even which Why are you paying that money.

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Speaker 2: You were paying to yes, you were pretending to be Yeah,

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Speaker 2: that's just it seems like one hundred and fifty dollars

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Speaker 2: a month of eye contact.

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Speaker 3: I came here to make friends, That's like, it's.

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Speaker 5: Almost like a hot yoga like heavy eye contact with

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Speaker 4: It's a different way to work out where your muscles like.

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Speaker 5: The tension and the awkwardness makes every muscle in your

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Speaker 5: body flex.

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Speaker 3: Yeah.

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Speaker 6: I think it was hot yoga that made me realize

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Speaker 6: I have too good of a sense of smell to

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Speaker 2: You know what, what do you always your sense of smell?

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Speaker 2: I have decided that I have really good hearing you guys,

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, Andy, my fella really good smell. He's got

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Speaker 2: a good sniffer. Yeah.

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Speaker 6: I back when I was smoking SIGs long ago, when

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Speaker 6: I quit that, I yeah, superhuman sense of smell.

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Speaker 3: I can smell everything.

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Speaker 5: Well, you know what I would actually say is smell

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Speaker 5: might be connected to this. I have a superhuman sense

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Speaker 5: of taste, So I can't like, if you give me

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Speaker 5: a piece of chocolate that's been sitting next to a starburst,

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Speaker 4: That has been happening.

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Speaker 2: That is amazing.

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Speaker 5: I can taste that the fruit, the like chemical fruit

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Speaker 6: When I eat beef, I can tell if it was

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Speaker 2: Did you ever meet a pig? Because I could taste

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Speaker 5: The emotional the emotional comfort you got from that pig

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Speaker 6: Yeah, a friendship. I can taste the friendship without their

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Speaker 2: Know, Charlotte, You ever asked that of a pig? Did

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Speaker 2: you ever know a Charlotte? They love it?

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Speaker 3: They love it. You know what? They never laugh and

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Speaker 4: No one laughs during Charlotte's I walked.

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Speaker 6: All the way up the road to your barn to

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Speaker 6: make this joke, and you're not even gonna chocolate, and.

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Speaker 4: You're gonna call the cops. What the hell?

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Speaker 2: You know? I've been trying to write a bit where

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Speaker 2: what isn't working?

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Speaker 4: Just sorry, may I may suggestion? Yes, you just wrote

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Speaker 4: that bit.

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Speaker 2: You just said it.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, oh right, you did it.

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Speaker 2: Just do it? Yeah.

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Speaker 6: I think in your acts you should have five minutes

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Speaker 6: of uh material that started with the punchline and pleading

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Speaker 2: The first engineer did nobody else read about Napoleon? It's

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Speaker 2: like he didn't just go to Elba. He also went

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Speaker 2: to Saint Helena. Anything.

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Speaker 4: Okay, the Flappers, No, keep behind me.

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Speaker 2: Flappers, get thee behind me.

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Speaker 3: They love it at Flappers.

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Speaker 6: When you talk period, Yes, they're a period comedy club.

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Speaker 4: They're a period piece piece.

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Speaker 5: Yes.

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Speaker 4: I saw a bit of yours on TikTok the other day.

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Speaker 2: I am on TikTok.

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Speaker 4: God nos, that's very smart. Here's what I thought. Okay,

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Speaker 4: because I love TikTok, I'm into it.

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Speaker 5: You on board, so into it because my sister, Yeah,

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Speaker 4: Oh my god, I used to come too.

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Speaker 2: Right? Remind me, Remind me why I'm sewing.

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Speaker 6: Maybe the guy buyer the car had just come to

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Speaker 5: Talk about it in the daylight, motherfucker. No future, You.

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Speaker 6: I'm proud of that. Everyone should have mace. I've said

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Speaker 3: Yeah, then we wouldn't need mace.

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Speaker 6: Everyone should or sorry, if everyone had mace, we wouldn't

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Speaker 4: Chris is trying to give you some life advice.

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Speaker 6: Here, hold on, let me say the opposite first, anybody

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Speaker 2: If you can do an orchid, orchids are amazing and

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Speaker 2: Yeah. So when but uh Andy's moms, he had two moms.

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Speaker 2: This is why I know that it's gonna be me

448
00:22:21,520 --> 00:22:24,840
Speaker 2: one day. Is because I make fun of the quarters.

449
00:22:24,920 --> 00:22:27,440
Speaker 2: I make fun of the two dollar bills. There were

450
00:22:27,560 --> 00:22:30,359
Speaker 2: dollars and half dollars. I'm like, oh no, I want those.

451
00:22:31,040 --> 00:22:32,200
Speaker 2: I'm gonna save those.

452
00:22:32,960 --> 00:22:33,720
Speaker 4: Like silver dollars.

453
00:22:33,800 --> 00:22:35,840
Speaker 2: Yeah, like silver, like old like Franklin.

454
00:22:36,119 --> 00:22:38,840
Speaker 6: And I do take issue with the because there's the

455
00:22:38,880 --> 00:22:41,920
Speaker 6: little gold ones and they are the circumference of a

456
00:22:42,000 --> 00:22:42,960
Speaker 6: quarter pretty much.

457
00:22:44,600 --> 00:22:47,280
Speaker 2: The new ones. There's right, there's new ones that have all.

458
00:22:47,200 --> 00:22:49,840
Speaker 6: I don't like the residents because you try and tip

459
00:22:49,880 --> 00:22:52,359
Speaker 6: with them and they're like, hey, cheap skate. I'm like, no,

460
00:22:52,520 --> 00:22:54,679
Speaker 6: this is four dollars. I swear I'm not giving you

461
00:22:54,720 --> 00:22:58,400
Speaker 6: one dollar. So you have to announce hey, and don't

462
00:22:58,400 --> 00:23:00,840
Speaker 6: forget later. If this is in your pocket, this is

463
00:23:00,880 --> 00:23:03,320
Speaker 6: a dollar, okay on my Canadian you.

464
00:23:03,280 --> 00:23:05,480
Speaker 5: Have to learn to flick it off your thumb like

465
00:23:05,600 --> 00:23:06,680
Speaker 5: from the fifties and be.

466
00:23:06,680 --> 00:23:11,639
Speaker 2: Like it's too big, it's not too bits. Form it

467
00:23:15,760 --> 00:23:19,080
Speaker 2: the yeah, the these these are the old Kennedy ones,

468
00:23:19,119 --> 00:23:22,160
Speaker 2: the old Eisenhower ones. Fifty dollars.

469
00:23:22,480 --> 00:23:23,720
Speaker 3: Yes, those ones.

470
00:23:23,880 --> 00:23:27,639
Speaker 2: So for some reason those are worthwhile for me to

471
00:23:27,960 --> 00:23:28,600
Speaker 2: stick it about.

472
00:23:29,640 --> 00:23:31,600
Speaker 6: I have a collection of those and I might be

473
00:23:31,640 --> 00:23:33,800
Speaker 6: able to help you out with that Delaware quarter.

474
00:23:35,320 --> 00:23:36,080
Speaker 3: I'm not kidding.

475
00:23:37,240 --> 00:23:39,760
Speaker 6: It doesn't have to be a specific year or just

476
00:23:39,920 --> 00:23:41,080
Speaker 6: Delaware that's staying on it.

477
00:23:41,119 --> 00:23:42,680
Speaker 2: I think it was. I think they were just looking

478
00:23:42,720 --> 00:23:43,159
Speaker 2: for Delaware.

479
00:23:43,200 --> 00:23:46,159
Speaker 6: I really do think I have one. Okay, Yeah, yeah,

480
00:23:46,240 --> 00:23:47,120
Speaker 6: it's a nice guest.

481
00:23:47,280 --> 00:23:49,920
Speaker 2: You want to complete the thing fran with. Maybe she'll

482
00:23:49,920 --> 00:23:54,760
Speaker 2: come back. Maybe she'll be like to you up and solving.

483
00:23:54,480 --> 00:23:59,040
Speaker 4: Don't move, Chris, Chris, we have to finish this.

484
00:24:02,920 --> 00:24:04,080
Speaker 3: Some guy following me.

485
00:24:05,880 --> 00:24:08,159
Speaker 2: You're on a bird scooter. That's how I picture you.

486
00:24:12,680 --> 00:24:13,840
Speaker 4: Does Andy's mom cook?

487
00:24:14,400 --> 00:24:20,360
Speaker 2: She does? She likes to bake. Yeah. Yeah. So when

488
00:24:20,400 --> 00:24:23,240
Speaker 2: we sort of she has arthritis and like these muscle spasms.

489
00:24:23,240 --> 00:24:26,320
Speaker 2: So we're trying to get her pain meds, right hilariously,

490
00:24:26,960 --> 00:24:29,680
Speaker 2: she keeps she doesn't want to get addicted to pain meds.

491
00:24:29,680 --> 00:24:33,679
Speaker 2: And I was like, now's the time, now just double down. Yes,

492
00:24:34,520 --> 00:24:36,880
Speaker 2: it's you know. She's like, I want to go down

493
00:24:36,880 --> 00:24:39,480
Speaker 2: on my norco and just sort of try to figure

494
00:24:39,480 --> 00:24:42,000
Speaker 2: out to wait. And I'm like, maybe meditate. I was like,

495
00:24:42,160 --> 00:24:45,960
Speaker 2: stop talking, take another bills. Meditates?

496
00:24:46,040 --> 00:24:47,000
Speaker 3: Yeah, my dad is.

497
00:24:47,720 --> 00:24:53,560
Speaker 6: He mentions the opioid crisis multiple times a day, and

498
00:24:53,720 --> 00:24:58,199
Speaker 6: I'm just happy that he found those and smoking his

499
00:24:58,359 --> 00:25:01,439
Speaker 6: bong in the garage and it because he's had he

500
00:25:01,520 --> 00:25:05,879
Speaker 6: has the same thing. It looks like he's pulling a

501
00:25:05,920 --> 00:25:09,840
Speaker 6: Martin Short routine when he has coffee. It just it

502
00:25:09,960 --> 00:25:12,520
Speaker 6: shakes and coffee goes everywhere. And I'm like that looked

503
00:25:12,640 --> 00:25:17,320
Speaker 6: purposeful because it's hilarious. But yeah, that's the only thing

504
00:25:17,400 --> 00:25:21,399
Speaker 6: that helps or narcotics. You just can't take twelve in

505
00:25:21,480 --> 00:25:22,160
Speaker 6: a day.

506
00:25:22,640 --> 00:25:26,560
Speaker 2: Right, And he's and she's not an addictive personality. I'm

507
00:25:26,600 --> 00:25:29,800
Speaker 2: just like, I'm constantly like how many you got? Yeah,

508
00:25:29,440 --> 00:25:31,240
Speaker 2: and so real.

509
00:25:31,880 --> 00:25:34,160
Speaker 5: Well, but the point you're making is so true where

510
00:25:34,200 --> 00:25:36,760
Speaker 5: it's just like, if you've made it to the point

511
00:25:36,920 --> 00:25:41,280
Speaker 5: where you uh live with your family and your wife

512
00:25:41,400 --> 00:25:45,600
Speaker 5: is gone and you've got some fucking narcos, go to

513
00:25:45,600 --> 00:25:48,600
Speaker 5: town and you don't have to come back from town

514
00:25:49,200 --> 00:25:52,040
Speaker 5: because we got you. We will literally put you in bed,

515
00:25:52,560 --> 00:25:54,159
Speaker 5: like go be high.

516
00:25:54,240 --> 00:25:58,000
Speaker 2: If you be high, please be high. That's the yeah, Yeah,

517
00:25:58,040 --> 00:26:00,600
Speaker 2: take a break, take a break, and then you know,

518
00:26:00,920 --> 00:26:03,840
Speaker 2: and try to figure out the exact right doses where

519
00:26:03,840 --> 00:26:07,000
Speaker 2: you could stand for twenty minutes or forty minutes and

520
00:26:07,080 --> 00:26:10,040
Speaker 2: make some sour dough bread. And then you're like, dude,

521
00:26:10,080 --> 00:26:13,240
Speaker 2: I made some sour dough bread. You know that's what

522
00:26:13,320 --> 00:26:14,800
Speaker 2: I She would love that?

523
00:26:15,560 --> 00:26:16,520
Speaker 3: Is she open too?

524
00:26:16,560 --> 00:26:19,080
Speaker 6: Because my dad, my whole life had I don't think

525
00:26:19,080 --> 00:26:20,240
Speaker 6: he had ever tried weed.

526
00:26:20,320 --> 00:26:21,159
Speaker 3: And I'm not kidding.

527
00:26:21,200 --> 00:26:23,280
Speaker 6: He goes down to the garage and smokes out of

528
00:26:23,280 --> 00:26:27,400
Speaker 6: a hunter's orange bong and rip set of bread patties

529
00:26:27,640 --> 00:26:31,280
Speaker 6: and then tells stories and giggles and loses track of

530
00:26:31,320 --> 00:26:36,040
Speaker 6: the story like I love watching him be high. It's

531
00:26:36,240 --> 00:26:39,640
Speaker 6: the best thing for someone retiree to get into.

532
00:26:39,800 --> 00:26:42,920
Speaker 3: I love it. Yes, it's all the old You did

533
00:26:42,920 --> 00:26:45,000
Speaker 3: get high, she really did.

534
00:26:45,080 --> 00:26:47,600
Speaker 2: She used to be a bit of a stony magoo,

535
00:26:48,200 --> 00:26:52,320
Speaker 2: but she hasn't been. Uh, she's stony Magoo.

536
00:26:52,800 --> 00:26:55,480
Speaker 6: She would walk off the edge of the building until

537
00:26:56,720 --> 00:26:57,480
Speaker 6: very specific.

538
00:26:57,680 --> 00:27:02,439
Speaker 2: Sorry, it was a pleasure of the next right, She's right, yes,

539
00:27:02,640 --> 00:27:04,280
Speaker 2: never never hit that.

540
00:27:05,560 --> 00:27:08,479
Speaker 6: Just because we know right now, the three of us

541
00:27:08,560 --> 00:27:11,520
Speaker 6: know what we're talking about, but no one knows.

542
00:27:11,280 --> 00:27:12,240
Speaker 3: About mister Magoo.

543
00:27:12,320 --> 00:27:16,480
Speaker 6: Voiced of course by mister Howell on Gilligan's Island. I'm

544
00:27:16,480 --> 00:27:19,760
Speaker 6: going to tape that step talking about this because Jackiet's frozen.

545
00:27:20,119 --> 00:27:22,600
Speaker 4: Jackie's frozen, so we're just going to power through this.

546
00:27:23,560 --> 00:27:28,480
Speaker 3: Mister yes, she's Oh you're good.

547
00:27:29,240 --> 00:27:33,520
Speaker 2: Here's the good news is, individually, uh whatever that thirty

548
00:27:33,560 --> 00:27:36,159
Speaker 2: seconds was, we're all going to have some real good commentary.

549
00:27:36,480 --> 00:27:38,879
Speaker 5: Oh my god, they should blend it all perfectly together.

550
00:27:38,960 --> 00:27:40,800
Speaker 5: We're just all talking at the same time.

551
00:27:40,960 --> 00:27:44,840
Speaker 2: We did clap, so there is hope.

552
00:27:45,320 --> 00:27:49,080
Speaker 6: That's why we clap's and whoever, whoever we choose will

553
00:27:49,119 --> 00:27:50,960
Speaker 6: be considered the winner of that freeze.

554
00:27:52,160 --> 00:27:55,320
Speaker 3: That's ready the games begin. Because I was really.

555
00:27:55,119 --> 00:27:59,639
Speaker 2: Talking the word off, word off. Are you guys doing wordle?

556
00:28:00,040 --> 00:28:01,680
Speaker 2: I don't know why. I'm just curious.

557
00:28:01,880 --> 00:28:05,600
Speaker 3: I forget to do it. Yeah.

558
00:28:05,800 --> 00:28:08,760
Speaker 6: I had good luck with it in the beginning, and

559
00:28:08,880 --> 00:28:13,320
Speaker 6: I quickly realized the addiction because it's not easy, and

560
00:28:13,359 --> 00:28:17,760
Speaker 6: there's a sense of accomplishment. When one is easy for you,

561
00:28:17,760 --> 00:28:20,560
Speaker 6: you take it personally and makes your whole day better.

562
00:28:20,600 --> 00:28:23,440
Speaker 3: Maybe I should get back into it. I've been every

563
00:28:23,520 --> 00:28:25,240
Speaker 3: little reasons to make my day better.

564
00:28:26,240 --> 00:28:29,879
Speaker 5: My sister and my dad were into it. But I

565
00:28:30,960 --> 00:28:33,680
Speaker 5: honestly think it's just because everyone liked it so much

566
00:28:33,720 --> 00:28:34,320
Speaker 5: at the same.

567
00:28:34,160 --> 00:28:37,399
Speaker 4: Time that might give it a chary nature.

568
00:28:37,720 --> 00:28:40,440
Speaker 5: I was just like, no, thanks, I'll do this later

569
00:28:40,560 --> 00:28:41,760
Speaker 5: when no one else is doing Yeah.

570
00:28:41,960 --> 00:28:44,160
Speaker 6: Now it's a perfect time to get into where it'll

571
00:28:44,400 --> 00:28:46,120
Speaker 6: work because everybody's op it.

572
00:28:46,200 --> 00:28:48,479
Speaker 5: You. I can't even because no one talks about it anymore.

573
00:28:48,520 --> 00:28:51,880
Speaker 5: But my question is this is it. It's not an

574
00:28:51,920 --> 00:28:54,719
Speaker 5: app because there's a ton of like fake wordal apps

575
00:28:55,120 --> 00:28:56,800
Speaker 5: trying to make money off of it.

576
00:28:56,800 --> 00:28:58,400
Speaker 4: It's a website. Is that correct?

577
00:28:58,560 --> 00:29:00,960
Speaker 2: Yes? Okay? And then and then the New York Times

578
00:29:01,040 --> 00:29:01,640
Speaker 2: I think bought it.

579
00:29:01,760 --> 00:29:02,360
Speaker 3: Yeah, you're right.

580
00:29:02,440 --> 00:29:05,400
Speaker 2: So it was like twelve seconds into it being popular.

581
00:29:06,600 --> 00:29:10,000
Speaker 2: The guy who made wordle for his wife as a

582
00:29:10,000 --> 00:29:14,080
Speaker 2: fun thing made a scroogewik duck pile of money. Yeah,

583
00:29:14,120 --> 00:29:17,160
Speaker 2: and he was like, whatever, and do it every want

584
00:29:17,160 --> 00:29:18,960
Speaker 2: with it. I'm gonna I'm gonna go build her a

585
00:29:19,120 --> 00:29:19,760
Speaker 2: picnic table.

586
00:29:19,840 --> 00:29:23,240
Speaker 6: I'm gonna go make pool filled with delaware quarters that

587
00:29:23,320 --> 00:29:24,160
Speaker 6: you get swim in.

588
00:29:25,400 --> 00:29:28,000
Speaker 2: Right. But Andy does it every day and uh and

589
00:29:28,040 --> 00:29:30,440
Speaker 2: sometimes I'll be walking by his computer and he'll go

590
00:29:30,600 --> 00:29:32,479
Speaker 2: help me, and so that's me right.

591
00:29:33,120 --> 00:29:37,200
Speaker 6: There is a movie still version where it just shows

592
00:29:37,280 --> 00:29:41,720
Speaker 6: a quick photo, usually a landscape, without any characters from

593
00:29:41,800 --> 00:29:42,240
Speaker 6: a movie.

594
00:29:42,880 --> 00:29:46,760
Speaker 3: And I was I only see it when I see my.

595
00:29:46,760 --> 00:29:50,280
Speaker 6: Friends that play pool down here at Little Joy where

596
00:29:50,320 --> 00:29:51,640
Speaker 6: I got a lot.

597
00:29:51,760 --> 00:29:53,960
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's a bar. Yeah, I go to play pool.

598
00:29:54,360 --> 00:29:55,760
Speaker 3: Stop calling me a drunk.

599
00:29:55,600 --> 00:29:58,160
Speaker 4: You guys, But I don't.

600
00:29:59,080 --> 00:30:01,600
Speaker 3: Know the name of the site. But it's the same thing.

601
00:30:01,800 --> 00:30:04,360
Speaker 6: A guy made a website and you have to log

602
00:30:04,440 --> 00:30:07,920
Speaker 6: onto the website and you have to first know that

603
00:30:08,000 --> 00:30:09,000
Speaker 6: website's name.

604
00:30:09,880 --> 00:30:10,560
Speaker 2: Oh.

605
00:30:10,600 --> 00:30:14,000
Speaker 6: I only play along when someone says what movie is this?

606
00:30:14,520 --> 00:30:17,360
Speaker 6: And I'm like, oh, easy, there's no stakes and guessing

607
00:30:17,400 --> 00:30:22,000
Speaker 6: for someone else, that's right. Yeah, anything, Yeah, And so

608
00:30:22,120 --> 00:30:27,640
Speaker 6: I'm way into it. Yeah, finally raised by a TV

609
00:30:27,840 --> 00:30:28,400
Speaker 6: paying off.

610
00:30:28,600 --> 00:30:30,880
Speaker 2: I love that you're way into it, as if you

611
00:30:31,000 --> 00:30:36,760
Speaker 2: pass by. Yes, but yeah, a lot of things to happen.

612
00:30:36,840 --> 00:30:38,840
Speaker 4: But then he's super into it.

613
00:30:40,040 --> 00:30:43,480
Speaker 5: My dad plays the My sister and my dad both

614
00:30:43,520 --> 00:30:46,920
Speaker 5: are now doing Mortal. But before that, my dad really

615
00:30:47,120 --> 00:30:50,720
Speaker 5: was into the word scramble in the newspaper, which is

616
00:30:50,760 --> 00:30:53,360
Speaker 5: where like the letters are all scrambled, obviously, and then

617
00:30:53,480 --> 00:30:56,800
Speaker 5: they then there's circles, and then if you solve all

618
00:30:56,840 --> 00:30:59,720
Speaker 5: five you can write the sentence. Then there's a scrambled

619
00:30:59,720 --> 00:31:02,400
Speaker 5: sentence that you have to write, or a scrambled clue.

620
00:31:03,600 --> 00:31:06,160
Speaker 5: It's been in the newspaper since I think the sixties,

621
00:31:06,360 --> 00:31:09,200
Speaker 5: like it's super old. I just thought it was really funny,

622
00:31:09,240 --> 00:31:12,200
Speaker 5: Like the word scramble, the daily Jumble is what it's

623
00:31:12,240 --> 00:31:15,240
Speaker 5: to write. My dad's been playing that for a really

624
00:31:15,280 --> 00:31:18,440
Speaker 5: long time. No one gave a shit. Suddenly wordle comes

625
00:31:18,480 --> 00:31:20,479
Speaker 5: out and it's like, this is amazing, and it's like

626
00:31:20,600 --> 00:31:24,520
Speaker 5: it's literally the jumble. It's basically the same thing. It's

627
00:31:24,640 --> 00:31:26,480
Speaker 5: just a it's like the app.

628
00:31:26,280 --> 00:31:26,760
Speaker 4: Version of it.

629
00:31:26,920 --> 00:31:29,920
Speaker 6: Yeah, and this guy probably wasn't trying to steal it.

630
00:31:30,000 --> 00:31:32,080
Speaker 6: He was just making it easier for his wife to

631
00:31:32,120 --> 00:31:34,160
Speaker 6: do it. And then New York Times was like, hey,

632
00:31:34,200 --> 00:31:38,800
Speaker 6: we'll steal it. But yeah, it was already a thing, but.

633
00:31:38,960 --> 00:31:41,960
Speaker 2: Somebody had to write code, and before it was someone

634
00:31:42,080 --> 00:31:46,240
Speaker 2: just circles. Yeah, the old they used to just draw

635
00:31:46,320 --> 00:31:48,880
Speaker 2: circles with the occasional Well, they.

636
00:31:48,760 --> 00:31:51,160
Speaker 5: Were smart enough to get it out of the newspaper,

637
00:31:51,280 --> 00:31:53,840
Speaker 5: which is, as we know, a dying.

638
00:31:53,640 --> 00:31:59,400
Speaker 2: Like, right, did you see that? I guess the guy

639
00:31:59,440 --> 00:32:04,280
Speaker 2: who drew draws or rights Dilbert is being canceled, so

640
00:32:04,520 --> 00:32:08,640
Speaker 2: he'll be playing stadiums. But he just said, uh, he

641
00:32:08,800 --> 00:32:11,760
Speaker 2: just said that. One hundred and seventy seven No, he

642
00:32:11,800 --> 00:32:17,200
Speaker 2: didn't say it said seventy seven newspapers canceled my cartoon yesterday,

643
00:32:17,880 --> 00:32:22,120
Speaker 2: and Lori kil Martin of course screenshot it and then wrote,

644
00:32:22,440 --> 00:32:25,440
Speaker 2: we all know that there's only fourteen newspapers left. Yeah,

645
00:32:25,440 --> 00:32:28,400
Speaker 2: and I thought I would explain her joke.

646
00:32:28,560 --> 00:32:31,640
Speaker 6: Right, I saw that joke. What did what had old

647
00:32:31,720 --> 00:32:33,520
Speaker 6: Dilbert he just got canceled for?

648
00:32:34,400 --> 00:32:38,840
Speaker 2: Yeah? There was he was. He was complaining about the

649
00:32:39,400 --> 00:32:44,600
Speaker 2: environmental investing the fact that a lot of those groups

650
00:32:45,080 --> 00:32:47,200
Speaker 2: these are people you know, you know when you got

651
00:32:47,200 --> 00:32:49,080
Speaker 2: a lot of money and you put it in a

652
00:32:49,160 --> 00:32:52,280
Speaker 2: fun a mutual fund, right, so there's there's mutual funds

653
00:32:52,320 --> 00:32:57,280
Speaker 2: that are dedicated to being socially responsible or ecologically responsible

654
00:32:57,400 --> 00:33:02,240
Speaker 2: or environmentally helpful. And uh, the guy who writes a

655
00:33:02,320 --> 00:33:04,640
Speaker 2: Druss Dilbert thinks is that stuff.

656
00:33:05,280 --> 00:33:08,680
Speaker 6: Because he doesn't like environmentalists because you need to cut

657
00:33:08,720 --> 00:33:12,000
Speaker 6: down trees to print up his cartoon and all the many,

658
00:33:12,000 --> 00:33:15,400
Speaker 6: many many existing print newspapers.

659
00:33:14,720 --> 00:33:18,640
Speaker 5: Right right, But you know the truth of that story

660
00:33:18,960 --> 00:33:24,480
Speaker 5: is that one newspaper it's called like Lee whatever, then

661
00:33:24,640 --> 00:33:27,400
Speaker 5: it's the name Lee is in there somewhere. There are

662
00:33:27,440 --> 00:33:30,640
Speaker 5: just seventy seven newspapers that this one company owns, and

663
00:33:30,720 --> 00:33:34,120
Speaker 5: this company decided to get rid of all cartoons and

664
00:33:34,360 --> 00:33:37,800
Speaker 5: all like that whole page. So the Dilbert guy was

665
00:33:37,800 --> 00:33:40,680
Speaker 5: making it about that he personally is getting canceled, and

666
00:33:40,720 --> 00:33:41,400
Speaker 5: that's not the.

667
00:33:41,320 --> 00:33:41,960
Speaker 4: Case at all.

668
00:33:42,280 --> 00:33:46,000
Speaker 5: It's he's basically lying. It's just like he's canceled. So

669
00:33:46,200 --> 00:33:50,880
Speaker 5: is Snoopy, so's Marmaduke. Everybody got canceled. They're not insane.

670
00:33:51,040 --> 00:33:55,000
Speaker 2: Yeh. Billy is crying in Family Circus right now.

671
00:33:56,200 --> 00:33:58,480
Speaker 4: And then he is running around perforated.

672
00:33:59,200 --> 00:34:02,760
Speaker 6: I'm also a visiting the ghost of his grandma and

673
00:34:02,920 --> 00:34:04,360
Speaker 6: some vague mention of God.

674
00:34:05,400 --> 00:34:05,640
Speaker 2: Yeah.

675
00:34:05,880 --> 00:34:10,000
Speaker 6: None of those other cartoonists got mentioned or a nod

676
00:34:10,520 --> 00:34:14,280
Speaker 6: thrown at them in office Space. Wasn't the Stephen Root's

677
00:34:14,320 --> 00:34:16,800
Speaker 6: character and office Space based on Dilbert?

678
00:34:17,040 --> 00:34:17,640
Speaker 3: I think so?

679
00:34:17,800 --> 00:34:20,200
Speaker 2: It might have been, Yeah, I will say.

680
00:34:20,120 --> 00:34:22,440
Speaker 3: In the credits had said that in.

681
00:34:22,440 --> 00:34:26,960
Speaker 2: A lateral story. Family Circus reminds me that matt Fugate

682
00:34:27,000 --> 00:34:29,160
Speaker 2: who I should have gone and got. Initially, after the

683
00:34:29,200 --> 00:34:31,960
Speaker 2: Mace story, he used to do a joke about how

684
00:34:32,000 --> 00:34:35,920
Speaker 2: much he hated Family Circus because whenever it rained, Billy

685
00:34:35,960 --> 00:34:39,080
Speaker 2: would say, God is crying, So.

686
00:34:40,760 --> 00:34:45,520
Speaker 6: Matthew, they had another weird one where it was like

687
00:34:45,640 --> 00:34:49,600
Speaker 6: Grandma went to go visit her friend in heaven diabetes

688
00:34:50,120 --> 00:34:50,680
Speaker 6: or something like.

689
00:34:50,719 --> 00:34:53,520
Speaker 3: I was like, that is off color.

690
00:34:54,160 --> 00:34:56,799
Speaker 5: Come on, Bill, sure that one was real, because you

691
00:34:56,880 --> 00:34:59,719
Speaker 5: know there were people that were replacing the captions on

692
00:34:59,760 --> 00:35:03,600
Speaker 5: Fami circus and they would be like a nietzschee quote

693
00:35:03,640 --> 00:35:04,160
Speaker 5: but a family.

694
00:35:05,840 --> 00:35:09,319
Speaker 6: I bet that's what this was. And I fell for it,

695
00:35:09,400 --> 00:35:11,920
Speaker 6: like they wouldn't make it.

696
00:35:11,920 --> 00:35:14,000
Speaker 4: Could be Tell me to look it up. It could be.

697
00:35:14,160 --> 00:35:17,600
Speaker 5: It could That one sounds like it could go either way.

698
00:35:17,920 --> 00:35:20,040
Speaker 2: True that that does sound like it could have been,

699
00:35:20,239 --> 00:35:23,160
Speaker 2: could have been a real one. Oh my gosh.

700
00:35:23,239 --> 00:35:26,719
Speaker 5: Linda Berry the cartoonist and writer and Jackie. I'm sure

701
00:35:26,760 --> 00:35:29,680
Speaker 5: you know who she is, right, yep, ye love her

702
00:35:29,719 --> 00:35:32,359
Speaker 5: so much. She told the story Chris, not that you know.

703
00:35:32,320 --> 00:35:38,480
Speaker 6: What I was gonna say, but she so.

704
00:35:38,520 --> 00:35:42,480
Speaker 5: She is a you know, like kind of an underground cartoonist.

705
00:35:42,520 --> 00:35:44,640
Speaker 5: If you've never seen her stuff, you should look it up.

706
00:35:44,680 --> 00:35:47,080
Speaker 5: It's really awesome and really well written. And she's just

707
00:35:47,200 --> 00:35:49,160
Speaker 5: kind of genius. And she was a friend of Matt

708
00:35:49,719 --> 00:35:53,520
Speaker 5: green Eggs. They went to ever Green College at the

709
00:35:53,560 --> 00:35:54,120
Speaker 5: same time.

710
00:35:54,320 --> 00:35:58,320
Speaker 4: Like whatever. But she tells a story about the first.

711
00:35:58,040 --> 00:36:02,040
Speaker 5: Time she got to go to a comics like comic

712
00:36:02,120 --> 00:36:06,759
Speaker 5: convention or whatever, not not not comic con but like

713
00:36:07,120 --> 00:36:11,440
Speaker 5: four illustrators. Yeah, exactly, and there she is.

714
00:36:11,680 --> 00:36:15,480
Speaker 6: Uh, you know why I have this book? Karen que

715
00:36:15,800 --> 00:36:19,040
Speaker 6: led it to me. Yes, and you're bookmarks in it.

716
00:36:19,120 --> 00:36:20,200
Speaker 6: You're a huge fan of.

717
00:36:20,440 --> 00:36:22,600
Speaker 5: Have bookmarks for all of the good ones that I

718
00:36:22,640 --> 00:36:24,440
Speaker 5: want people to read first if they're going to if

719
00:36:24,480 --> 00:36:25,840
Speaker 5: they're going to get all that awesome.

720
00:36:25,880 --> 00:36:28,840
Speaker 6: Well, don't take it personally, because in my defense, you

721
00:36:28,920 --> 00:36:31,960
Speaker 6: did hand me a book, but I am. I am

722
00:36:32,000 --> 00:36:34,160
Speaker 6: going to read the bookmark months because that's a good

723
00:36:34,160 --> 00:36:36,640
Speaker 6: place to start. I'm sorry that I haven't read it yet.

724
00:36:36,680 --> 00:36:39,520
Speaker 6: You gave me this five, six, seven years ago.

725
00:36:40,239 --> 00:36:42,600
Speaker 5: You know actually that me giving it to you saved

726
00:36:42,600 --> 00:36:44,799
Speaker 5: it because all the books that I brought to when

727
00:36:44,800 --> 00:36:47,120
Speaker 5: I moved into this new house, I did an unpack

728
00:36:47,160 --> 00:36:48,840
Speaker 5: for like a month because I was just being lazy.

729
00:36:48,880 --> 00:36:51,320
Speaker 5: I left everything in the garage and the air conditioner

730
00:36:51,360 --> 00:36:53,160
Speaker 5: broke and flooded the garage and I had to throw

731
00:36:53,160 --> 00:36:56,840
Speaker 5: away all my oh wow, that's everything was like soaked

732
00:36:56,880 --> 00:37:00,000
Speaker 5: and then had mildew on. So now your own book, Yeah,

733
00:37:00,440 --> 00:37:02,960
Speaker 5: I have had to like rebuild the I mean, I

734
00:37:03,000 --> 00:37:05,719
Speaker 5: completely forgot, so that's all I have it here. It's

735
00:37:05,719 --> 00:37:10,640
Speaker 5: like leftover but okay. So Linda Barry, that author, goes

736
00:37:10,719 --> 00:37:16,560
Speaker 5: to this illus, you know, illustrator comics whatever, and she

737
00:37:16,760 --> 00:37:21,160
Speaker 5: sees Billy Kean, who is Bill Keene's son, who was

738
00:37:21,239 --> 00:37:25,040
Speaker 5: Billy in the Family Circus comic strip. So Bill Keen

739
00:37:25,120 --> 00:37:28,360
Speaker 5: had died, and Linda Barry talks about how she loved

740
00:37:28,719 --> 00:37:32,680
Speaker 5: single panel cartoons as a kid, and she loved Family Circus.

741
00:37:32,840 --> 00:37:35,640
Speaker 5: So she went up to Billy Keen to say, I

742
00:37:35,719 --> 00:37:38,880
Speaker 5: loved your father's comic. It's so inspiring to me. And

743
00:37:38,920 --> 00:37:42,200
Speaker 5: she's as she sees him, she starts crying and she

744
00:37:42,400 --> 00:37:43,760
Speaker 5: could not stop crying.

745
00:37:43,800 --> 00:37:45,080
Speaker 2: So she was like I.

746
00:37:45,120 --> 00:37:47,160
Speaker 5: Was talking through the tears, but I was like, she

747
00:37:47,360 --> 00:37:50,600
Speaker 5: was so overwhelmed by how much like that it was

748
00:37:50,680 --> 00:37:54,280
Speaker 5: Billy in real life standing there, that she just lost

749
00:37:54,360 --> 00:37:56,359
Speaker 5: her shit and was like he had to hold her

750
00:37:56,400 --> 00:37:59,200
Speaker 5: while she's sobbed because she was meeting Billy and the.

751
00:38:00,120 --> 00:38:03,239
Speaker 6: Scat had passed and it was I didn't know it

752
00:38:03,400 --> 00:38:08,000
Speaker 6: was like to dedicated to his kids his whole life.

753
00:38:08,040 --> 00:38:08,960
Speaker 3: That's really sweet.

754
00:38:09,480 --> 00:38:12,759
Speaker 6: I would cry too, not that this is a crying contest,

755
00:38:13,080 --> 00:38:15,960
Speaker 6: something that I hold nightly here at my apartment.

756
00:38:16,040 --> 00:38:16,600
Speaker 3: I'm kidding.

757
00:38:17,120 --> 00:38:19,720
Speaker 4: It's very doing about emotions with.

758
00:38:21,000 --> 00:38:24,880
Speaker 3: It's like, can I cry harder than last night? That

759
00:38:25,040 --> 00:38:27,920
Speaker 3: is so sweet? I love it. I love that story.

760
00:38:28,320 --> 00:38:31,320
Speaker 2: Speaking of cartoonists, I went to a wedding on Cape

761
00:38:31,320 --> 00:38:35,120
Speaker 2: Cod in June and there was an Edward Gory museum

762
00:38:35,320 --> 00:38:39,280
Speaker 2: and it's his old house. So we got to wander

763
00:38:39,320 --> 00:38:43,279
Speaker 2: around his house. Yes, and on the wall was the

764
00:38:43,840 --> 00:38:46,839
Speaker 2: menu and from the diner that he used to eat

765
00:38:46,880 --> 00:38:49,800
Speaker 2: at like three times a week, and a waffle from

766
00:38:49,840 --> 00:38:54,239
Speaker 2: that diner and what a weirdos a classic weirdess. And

767
00:38:54,320 --> 00:38:57,000
Speaker 2: so then after that museum, Andy and I went to

768
00:38:57,080 --> 00:38:59,520
Speaker 2: lunch at the at the diner that he used to

769
00:38:59,600 --> 00:39:01,120
Speaker 2: go to and it was delicious.

770
00:39:01,960 --> 00:39:03,000
Speaker 4: I love that guy.

771
00:39:03,239 --> 00:39:05,920
Speaker 3: The waffle it was just pinned to the wall.

772
00:39:06,880 --> 00:39:09,960
Speaker 2: It was in plexiglass. It was like it was like

773
00:39:10,000 --> 00:39:17,280
Speaker 2: a diorama of your favorite waffle and enjoy. His cousin

774
00:39:17,760 --> 00:39:21,160
Speaker 2: is the curator of it. And I was like, well,

775
00:39:21,160 --> 00:39:23,360
Speaker 2: we should buy stuff at the gift shop and he's like, well,

776
00:39:23,360 --> 00:39:25,240
Speaker 2: I have all the books, and I'm like, buy more,

777
00:39:25,480 --> 00:39:29,640
Speaker 2: buy more books. We wanted to still be here and

778
00:39:29,840 --> 00:39:31,640
Speaker 2: we want to go there. Yeah. We got a T

779
00:39:31,760 --> 00:39:34,120
Speaker 2: shirt for my mother in law and she woren't. She

780
00:39:34,200 --> 00:39:36,760
Speaker 2: was like, who is this guy? And then we handed

781
00:39:36,800 --> 00:39:39,759
Speaker 2: her the alphabet and she laughed and she was like,

782
00:39:40,160 --> 00:39:41,120
Speaker 2: so dark.

783
00:39:41,560 --> 00:39:43,400
Speaker 4: It's so dark. I love it.

784
00:39:43,480 --> 00:39:43,680
Speaker 2: Yeah.

785
00:39:43,880 --> 00:39:46,480
Speaker 5: I love As a child those books, I would just

786
00:39:46,520 --> 00:39:49,360
Speaker 5: be like, I can't believe what I'm looking at.

787
00:39:49,440 --> 00:39:53,680
Speaker 6: This magic John dor and I took a train down

788
00:39:53,719 --> 00:39:57,440
Speaker 6: to San Diego and did stand up for illustrators and

789
00:39:57,560 --> 00:40:01,840
Speaker 6: Caricature Artists convention, and a lot of them had comic books.

790
00:40:01,960 --> 00:40:04,240
Speaker 3: And they were the best audience.

791
00:40:04,360 --> 00:40:08,240
Speaker 6: Because any visual thing that I give, I just assume

792
00:40:08,280 --> 00:40:10,279
Speaker 6: an audience is going to go along with me for

793
00:40:10,600 --> 00:40:15,200
Speaker 6: and sometimes it's too abstract or something, and this whole

794
00:40:15,239 --> 00:40:18,440
Speaker 6: audience was into it. I've never had more fun, just

795
00:40:18,520 --> 00:40:22,600
Speaker 6: like challenging myself to do stuff that requires you to

796
00:40:22,680 --> 00:40:25,239
Speaker 6: visualize it.

797
00:40:25,440 --> 00:40:26,160
Speaker 3: They were the best.

798
00:40:26,320 --> 00:40:26,920
Speaker 2: That's awesome.

799
00:40:27,080 --> 00:40:28,719
Speaker 3: I had so much fun.

800
00:40:29,200 --> 00:40:32,200
Speaker 6: And one of them did a very unflattering caricature of me,

801
00:40:32,280 --> 00:40:33,760
Speaker 6: and I love it.

802
00:40:34,680 --> 00:40:39,600
Speaker 2: Yeah, they're both yeah, it looks just like yeah right.

803
00:40:39,640 --> 00:40:41,520
Speaker 2: They found that thing about me that I don't like

804
00:40:42,000 --> 00:40:43,959
Speaker 2: and they accentuated it.

805
00:40:44,400 --> 00:40:47,000
Speaker 4: And they made it they made it gigantic.

806
00:40:50,280 --> 00:40:52,600
Speaker 2: I was at the improv last night and there was

807
00:40:52,640 --> 00:40:55,960
Speaker 2: a young man who talked to me who literally introduced

808
00:40:56,040 --> 00:41:00,480
Speaker 2: himself by saying, my life, Oh we work together doing

809
00:41:00,640 --> 00:41:04,080
Speaker 2: doing this one gig on a rooftop in Hollywood, and

810
00:41:04,120 --> 00:41:06,600
Speaker 2: my life is on fire. Like those were like the

811
00:41:06,640 --> 00:41:09,239
Speaker 2: two things he said. And I said, oh, I'm sorry,

812
00:41:09,280 --> 00:41:12,440
Speaker 2: I don't remember you. And what is your name? And

813
00:41:12,480 --> 00:41:14,920
Speaker 2: then he told me his name, because I never remember

814
00:41:14,960 --> 00:41:18,200
Speaker 2: anyone's name. And I was like, oh, well, I must

815
00:41:18,239 --> 00:41:19,640
Speaker 2: have worked with him, and if I worked with him

816
00:41:19,640 --> 00:41:22,399
Speaker 2: at that gig, he's probably very funny. And I was like, well,

817
00:41:22,440 --> 00:41:25,359
Speaker 2: do you need to talk about it? And why would

818
00:41:25,360 --> 00:41:27,480
Speaker 2: I say that the floodgates over?

819
00:41:27,600 --> 00:41:28,200
Speaker 3: Oh god?

820
00:41:28,320 --> 00:41:31,640
Speaker 6: And so he did not mean that like his career

821
00:41:31,840 --> 00:41:32,440
Speaker 6: was on fire.

822
00:41:33,200 --> 00:41:35,080
Speaker 3: He said he in.

823
00:41:35,160 --> 00:41:37,360
Speaker 2: His car and he just got fired from Instacart.

824
00:41:37,719 --> 00:41:40,560
Speaker 6: Oh that kind yeah.

825
00:41:40,360 --> 00:41:42,600
Speaker 2: Yeah, so and he had just he had been in

826
00:41:42,800 --> 00:41:46,480
Speaker 2: jail last year in Brisbane, Australia. And I was like,

827
00:41:46,800 --> 00:41:48,480
Speaker 2: what's it? And so he just and then he said,

828
00:41:48,680 --> 00:41:51,120
Speaker 2: and last month I opened for Bill Burr. And I

829
00:41:51,200 --> 00:41:54,759
Speaker 2: was like, what a weird I'm so sorry all these

830
00:41:54,880 --> 00:41:56,640
Speaker 2: this is weird. And I was like, so at least,

831
00:41:57,120 --> 00:41:59,440
Speaker 2: and he's like, not at least, everything's horrible, and he

832
00:41:59,520 --> 00:42:02,640
Speaker 2: keeps going. And then two other people come up, and

833
00:42:02,640 --> 00:42:04,840
Speaker 2: they're the people that book that rooftop thing that he

834
00:42:04,920 --> 00:42:07,160
Speaker 2: said that we both did. All of a sudden he

835
00:42:07,200 --> 00:42:09,839
Speaker 2: took off and I was like, oh, do you remember him?

836
00:42:10,320 --> 00:42:12,759
Speaker 2: He said that we worked together, and the woman the

837
00:42:12,800 --> 00:42:17,080
Speaker 2: book just said I we don't. He's never worked that gig.

838
00:42:18,000 --> 00:42:22,080
Speaker 2: And it turns out he was made of lies and

839
00:42:22,320 --> 00:42:26,359
Speaker 2: he was weirdness. Yeah, he didn't open for bil Bert.

840
00:42:26,440 --> 00:42:27,839
Speaker 2: He was on a show with Bill Burt.

841
00:42:28,400 --> 00:42:29,400
Speaker 3: Oh wow.

842
00:42:30,040 --> 00:42:33,000
Speaker 2: And I was like, I don't know why you would.

843
00:42:32,840 --> 00:42:36,600
Speaker 3: Lie saw this, He saw you on that rooftop or something.

844
00:42:36,840 --> 00:42:38,640
Speaker 2: Right, He must have just was hanging out.

845
00:42:39,040 --> 00:42:40,480
Speaker 3: I think you should have amazed him.

846
00:42:42,680 --> 00:42:43,239
Speaker 2: I think you.

847
00:42:43,160 --> 00:42:45,920
Speaker 5: Should have amazed him with money.

848
00:42:45,960 --> 00:42:51,080
Speaker 2: I might have wanted something. I'm uncertain, gas, cash, whatever

849
00:42:51,120 --> 00:42:53,239
Speaker 2: it was. I got walked to my car, So.

850
00:42:53,520 --> 00:42:55,879
Speaker 3: Yeah, he could have been hanging out there.

851
00:42:56,480 --> 00:42:59,960
Speaker 2: Well, no, because every time I walked away from anything

852
00:43:00,120 --> 00:43:01,200
Speaker 2: up and.

853
00:43:01,160 --> 00:43:03,400
Speaker 5: He's like, I thought of one more packet that I

854
00:43:03,440 --> 00:43:04,360
Speaker 5: need to tell you about.

855
00:43:04,760 --> 00:43:07,359
Speaker 2: And I felt I was like, is it bad? Are

856
00:43:07,400 --> 00:43:10,040
Speaker 2: you okay? And then and then I was like, well,

857
00:43:10,080 --> 00:43:12,200
Speaker 2: I have to go do a set, and he was like, oh,

858
00:43:12,239 --> 00:43:13,919
Speaker 2: I was just going to tell you one more thing,

859
00:43:14,440 --> 00:43:17,960
Speaker 2: and I'm like, no, sirius, I'm up next. I just

860
00:43:18,000 --> 00:43:19,120
Speaker 2: gotta go, Jackie.

861
00:43:19,800 --> 00:43:22,200
Speaker 6: I'm only telling you because no one told me about it.

862
00:43:22,239 --> 00:43:25,120
Speaker 6: There's a up the stairs. You just need to cross

863
00:43:25,200 --> 00:43:27,239
Speaker 6: that rope, but you have the right to do.

864
00:43:27,320 --> 00:43:29,920
Speaker 3: So. There's a beautiful green room up there.

865
00:43:30,400 --> 00:43:34,600
Speaker 6: With comfortable chairs with zero people, and you can then

866
00:43:35,000 --> 00:43:37,680
Speaker 6: walk down the stairs to get on stage.

867
00:43:37,719 --> 00:43:40,160
Speaker 3: So and just get on stage because I.

868
00:43:40,160 --> 00:43:44,040
Speaker 6: Always I make eye contact with all of the maceeable

869
00:43:44,080 --> 00:43:47,480
Speaker 6: faces and you can bypass that.

870
00:43:47,600 --> 00:43:51,240
Speaker 3: I last time. It made it a lot easier, right.

871
00:43:51,160 --> 00:43:53,280
Speaker 2: And what's weird is that. So I got off stage

872
00:43:53,400 --> 00:43:57,520
Speaker 2: and he popped back up, and then I was like, well,

873
00:43:57,560 --> 00:43:59,080
Speaker 2: I have to have an early morning. I have to

874
00:43:59,160 --> 00:44:06,200
Speaker 2: drive solving and and then I've heard that a thousand

875
00:44:06,360 --> 00:44:08,759
Speaker 2: times and it's only two and a half hours, so

876
00:44:09,760 --> 00:44:11,040
Speaker 2: it's not really that early.

877
00:44:11,080 --> 00:44:13,360
Speaker 3: I like to get here for sunrise.

878
00:44:15,600 --> 00:44:20,120
Speaker 2: And uh but yeah, so I I never know how

879
00:44:20,160 --> 00:44:23,160
Speaker 2: to end those conversations. So I was like, he's like, yeah,

880
00:44:23,200 --> 00:44:25,680
Speaker 2: it's just you know, it's really you know, things have

881
00:44:25,680 --> 00:44:27,520
Speaker 2: would go good and then they've been going to horrible.

882
00:44:27,560 --> 00:44:32,680
Speaker 2: I was like, do you want to hug? And I'm insane,

883
00:44:33,239 --> 00:44:35,160
Speaker 2: I've lost my mind, so I get him a hug

884
00:44:35,160 --> 00:44:37,080
Speaker 2: and then I was like, somebody walked into my car.

885
00:44:38,600 --> 00:44:42,239
Speaker 5: Okay, but please remember that, like you're hugging him and

886
00:44:42,280 --> 00:44:45,520
Speaker 5: he's reaching into your pocket take your wallet?

887
00:44:45,600 --> 00:44:48,640
Speaker 4: Right, you don't know this person. I don't know them.

888
00:44:48,440 --> 00:44:52,640
Speaker 2: Ship right, I don't. And it's weirdly because the last

889
00:44:52,760 --> 00:44:56,160
Speaker 2: three nights I keep doing these gigs and so many

890
00:44:56,200 --> 00:44:59,279
Speaker 2: I feel so bad because like everyone is like, you

891
00:44:59,320 --> 00:45:02,040
Speaker 2: know me, you know we worked together. There was a

892
00:45:02,080 --> 00:45:05,120
Speaker 2: guy I recorded a dork forest with him that day

893
00:45:05,560 --> 00:45:08,960
Speaker 2: an hour on Zoom. I saw him that night and

894
00:45:09,440 --> 00:45:12,359
Speaker 2: he had to introduce himself and I was like, I

895
00:45:12,400 --> 00:45:15,080
Speaker 2: am so sorry, and I just I don't know why.

896
00:45:15,520 --> 00:45:18,640
Speaker 2: I have like six hundred slots in my brain. You

897
00:45:18,680 --> 00:45:21,600
Speaker 2: two are in it. Get this. Some people are in

898
00:45:21,680 --> 00:45:24,279
Speaker 2: it that are dead, and I'm like, get out of there,

899
00:45:24,400 --> 00:45:27,120
Speaker 2: get out out of my I need those I'll.

900
00:45:27,040 --> 00:45:30,760
Speaker 5: Never run into unless something very specific happened.

901
00:45:31,719 --> 00:45:34,440
Speaker 2: Not need it right.

902
00:45:34,560 --> 00:45:39,560
Speaker 6: It's important to recognize ghosts when they present themselves the

903
00:45:39,600 --> 00:45:40,600
Speaker 6: otherwise they get mad.

904
00:45:40,640 --> 00:45:45,240
Speaker 5: And that that's why they get and that's why they.

905
00:45:46,960 --> 00:45:47,719
Speaker 2: That's straight to me.

906
00:45:47,760 --> 00:45:51,919
Speaker 5: It's like, oh my god, please, we want that books

907
00:45:53,400 --> 00:45:57,160
Speaker 5: dot dot and that's why they haunts their offended.

908
00:45:57,280 --> 00:45:59,000
Speaker 2: I would love it if a ghost just showed up

909
00:45:59,000 --> 00:46:01,800
Speaker 2: and I was like, Sage found it.

910
00:46:03,480 --> 00:46:05,800
Speaker 4: Just like anything, it works, Sage Spray.

911
00:46:05,880 --> 00:46:07,920
Speaker 2: Oh like a Mace. Oh yeah, I'd be like Mace.

912
00:46:08,040 --> 00:46:10,880
Speaker 2: But I'd be like, I'm gonna think you. You're not

913
00:46:10,920 --> 00:46:15,200
Speaker 2: gonna sage me, Sage, Sage. You've been saged.

914
00:46:16,560 --> 00:46:18,719
Speaker 3: Last time or maybe the first time.

915
00:46:18,760 --> 00:46:21,160
Speaker 6: You were on our podcast where we had a fun

916
00:46:21,200 --> 00:46:24,960
Speaker 6: conversation about hip hop that we like. And I'm and

917
00:46:25,080 --> 00:46:28,000
Speaker 6: I think I admitted there isn't any new hip hop

918
00:46:28,040 --> 00:46:32,040
Speaker 6: that I like, but I've there are these guys. They're

919
00:46:32,080 --> 00:46:36,040
Speaker 6: in their sixties. They're from Ireland, and generally I try

920
00:46:36,080 --> 00:46:40,239
Speaker 6: to steer clear of any white guy parody rap, like

921
00:46:40,560 --> 00:46:44,120
Speaker 6: comedy rap. But these guys are serious and they're old

922
00:46:44,160 --> 00:46:49,640
Speaker 6: men would like uh high dad jeans and spinner like.

923
00:46:49,680 --> 00:46:52,520
Speaker 6: They are conscious of how they look, but they are

924
00:46:52,680 --> 00:46:56,240
Speaker 6: seriously good rappers and it's hilarious.

925
00:46:56,640 --> 00:46:57,319
Speaker 4: It'sous.

926
00:46:57,360 --> 00:46:59,080
Speaker 3: The Northern Boys. Did you see that.

927
00:46:59,560 --> 00:47:02,399
Speaker 4: It's called the Northern nor they're from northern Land.

928
00:47:02,440 --> 00:47:05,920
Speaker 6: Oh, it's the way it's there from there must be

929
00:47:05,920 --> 00:47:06,560
Speaker 6: from Wales.

930
00:47:07,400 --> 00:47:09,600
Speaker 3: All of a sudden, I know about the different accents.

931
00:47:09,680 --> 00:47:13,240
Speaker 6: It's not north yeah, yeah, oh no not yeah, but yeah,

932
00:47:13,440 --> 00:47:19,040
Speaker 6: I didn't mean whales. Uh Liver Liver, not Liverpool where

933
00:47:19,600 --> 00:47:23,080
Speaker 6: I know that they. I thought that it was a

934
00:47:23,120 --> 00:47:25,279
Speaker 6: Millie Vanilly thing and it wasn't the real guys. And

935
00:47:25,320 --> 00:47:28,600
Speaker 6: then I found a live concert and it's all rabid

936
00:47:28,719 --> 00:47:31,160
Speaker 6: young fans and I just love.

937
00:47:31,680 --> 00:47:32,280
Speaker 3: What I found.

938
00:47:32,360 --> 00:47:35,759
Speaker 5: He there's one the old guy with the shaved head

939
00:47:35,800 --> 00:47:38,320
Speaker 5: that goes, now, I'm going to go take a number three.

940
00:47:38,360 --> 00:47:41,439
Speaker 5: That's a piss and a ship and a wank and a.

941
00:47:42,520 --> 00:47:45,080
Speaker 5: I was like, that's what that's kind of where I

942
00:47:45,160 --> 00:47:46,560
Speaker 5: hit the video and I was like.

943
00:47:46,600 --> 00:47:48,480
Speaker 4: What am I?

944
00:47:48,440 --> 00:47:53,719
Speaker 6: I love to a sad old man all they are?

945
00:47:54,760 --> 00:47:58,480
Speaker 6: It's hilarious, yah, and the old stuff. It got put

946
00:47:58,560 --> 00:48:01,200
Speaker 6: up like five days ago and it's already in you know,

947
00:48:01,239 --> 00:48:03,400
Speaker 6: a quarter of a million views when I found it

948
00:48:03,520 --> 00:48:08,279
Speaker 6: last night on Twitter. That's probably where you found it, Karen, Yeah,

949
00:48:08,400 --> 00:48:10,280
Speaker 6: it was like fifty thousand views.

950
00:48:11,280 --> 00:48:13,839
Speaker 3: We're at the ground floor on these guys.

951
00:48:14,800 --> 00:48:16,080
Speaker 2: Because they're in their sixties.

952
00:48:16,280 --> 00:48:21,080
Speaker 6: Yeah, so they wrap about doing sketchy drugs and how

953
00:48:21,320 --> 00:48:23,120
Speaker 6: all their ex wives are going to be happy when

954
00:48:23,120 --> 00:48:27,160
Speaker 6: they're dead. It's self deprecating and that's what I always

955
00:48:27,200 --> 00:48:30,080
Speaker 6: want and what's missing from hip hop for me is

956
00:48:30,120 --> 00:48:33,720
Speaker 6: like that early nineties, like self deprecating.

957
00:48:34,560 --> 00:48:35,959
Speaker 3: What's hard to find at the time.

958
00:48:36,520 --> 00:48:39,320
Speaker 6: They just are making fun of themselves and they're serious

959
00:48:39,440 --> 00:48:41,880
Speaker 6: and it's great and they're from Northern England.

960
00:48:43,280 --> 00:48:47,920
Speaker 2: I bought the Silk Sonic album, which every two years

961
00:48:47,920 --> 00:48:49,560
Speaker 2: I like to buy an album. You guys, I like

962
00:48:49,640 --> 00:48:50,400
Speaker 2: to get out there.

963
00:48:53,719 --> 00:48:57,440
Speaker 5: I did not get Wait, can I just say the

964
00:48:57,560 --> 00:48:59,919
Speaker 5: last time I saw you in or not the last

965
00:49:00,040 --> 00:49:03,399
Speaker 5: time but a recent time pre COVID that I saw

966
00:49:03,440 --> 00:49:06,040
Speaker 5: you was at the Improv Lab and you were like

967
00:49:06,560 --> 00:49:07,600
Speaker 5: on your phone.

968
00:49:07,480 --> 00:49:09,080
Speaker 4: You're like have you listened to this?

969
00:49:09,160 --> 00:49:12,879
Speaker 5: It's amazing and you were holding up your uh, your

970
00:49:13,040 --> 00:49:17,120
Speaker 5: like Amazon music, your yes, your Amazon music, and it

971
00:49:17,160 --> 00:49:20,040
Speaker 5: was the Hamilton was like, Jackie, get away from me

972
00:49:20,480 --> 00:49:23,319
Speaker 5: right now and don't do that shit to me.

973
00:49:23,760 --> 00:49:25,120
Speaker 4: You're just like, have you heard it?

974
00:49:25,280 --> 00:49:26,480
Speaker 2: This is unbelievable.

975
00:49:27,120 --> 00:49:29,719
Speaker 5: Like Jackie's on one she's got her new favorite thing

976
00:49:30,080 --> 00:49:30,399
Speaker 5: and she.

977
00:49:30,440 --> 00:49:33,960
Speaker 2: Is telling me. I was born your aunt. I was

978
00:49:34,040 --> 00:49:37,840
Speaker 2: born to everybody's fifty three year old aunt. But I

979
00:49:37,880 --> 00:49:41,040
Speaker 2: have to tell you. I was like, have you heard

980
00:49:41,520 --> 00:49:44,920
Speaker 2: they take pop music and they do it with chamber orchestras.

981
00:49:45,120 --> 00:49:48,720
Speaker 2: Have you heard about it? It's the soundtrack to Bridgerton anyone.

982
00:49:48,960 --> 00:49:52,840
Speaker 6: Everyone was there was a void missing with powdered wig

983
00:49:52,960 --> 00:49:54,880
Speaker 6: hip hop, and they tapped into it.

984
00:49:55,160 --> 00:49:57,080
Speaker 3: It was so and for me it was a word

985
00:49:57,080 --> 00:49:57,840
Speaker 3: old situation.

986
00:49:57,960 --> 00:50:00,640
Speaker 6: I avoided it when it was popular, but then I

987
00:50:00,680 --> 00:50:04,400
Speaker 6: did finally watch it like last year, and I was like,

988
00:50:04,520 --> 00:50:06,960
Speaker 6: oh my god, Okay, I'm ready to talk about this

989
00:50:07,320 --> 00:50:08,880
Speaker 6: four year old thing with everyone.

990
00:50:09,480 --> 00:50:10,960
Speaker 3: It is. It is amazing.

991
00:50:11,040 --> 00:50:14,880
Speaker 2: They good, yeah, righting, things are hurt. There's too much content.

992
00:50:15,160 --> 00:50:17,799
Speaker 2: I can't I can't even keep up with all the

993
00:50:17,840 --> 00:50:20,160
Speaker 2: marble stuff much less you know.

994
00:50:22,040 --> 00:50:22,440
Speaker 3: Slots.

995
00:50:23,160 --> 00:50:27,000
Speaker 2: I have six hundred slots. They are monumentally full, and

996
00:50:27,080 --> 00:50:32,480
Speaker 2: a lot of them are British detective constable inspectors. And

997
00:50:32,600 --> 00:50:34,839
Speaker 2: I've decided we have two dogs down, two little chu

998
00:50:34,920 --> 00:50:37,239
Speaker 2: Ala mixes. It's that when I walk them, it is

999
00:50:37,320 --> 00:50:41,920
Speaker 2: the tiny Iditarrod and but they but I decided I

1000
00:50:42,000 --> 00:50:45,680
Speaker 2: want to write a book where they are both constables

1001
00:50:45,960 --> 00:50:49,120
Speaker 2: and they're solving crimes because they're constantly smelling things and

1002
00:50:49,239 --> 00:50:53,919
Speaker 2: ruining crime scenes by peeing on things. And uh, it's

1003
00:50:54,000 --> 00:50:56,840
Speaker 2: DC I Gordy and Constable Tyson.

1004
00:50:59,800 --> 00:51:02,160
Speaker 4: Are they a boy and girl or the two boys?

1005
00:51:02,480 --> 00:51:06,480
Speaker 2: Two boys? And they're both nine years old? But Chris

1006
00:51:06,480 --> 00:51:09,759
Speaker 2: had Tyson since he was a puppy, and we got

1007
00:51:09,760 --> 00:51:12,400
Speaker 2: Gordy a year and a half ago when from the pound.

1008
00:51:12,920 --> 00:51:13,960
Speaker 4: Gordy is the best name.

1009
00:51:14,080 --> 00:51:16,799
Speaker 2: Gordy is a great name. Gordy. We have so much

1010
00:51:16,840 --> 00:51:19,879
Speaker 2: in common, Gordy and I. Who knew that I would

1011
00:51:19,920 --> 00:51:22,720
Speaker 2: have so much in common with the middle aged at chewo.

1012
00:51:23,200 --> 00:51:24,480
Speaker 3: Yeah, an older cha.

1013
00:51:24,719 --> 00:51:28,839
Speaker 6: Older dogs in general need to have like mid seventies

1014
00:51:29,200 --> 00:51:31,120
Speaker 6: uncle names, I think.

1015
00:51:32,320 --> 00:51:35,080
Speaker 4: Do you mean like Frank Frank doctor Frank.

1016
00:51:34,920 --> 00:51:38,720
Speaker 3: Frank is perfect? Ye, Frank and Gordy are great.

1017
00:51:39,680 --> 00:51:42,040
Speaker 2: Well, they should have coffee over at the Bob's.

1018
00:51:41,680 --> 00:51:45,399
Speaker 5: Big Favorite and go complain about how they they won't

1019
00:51:45,440 --> 00:51:46,280
Speaker 5: use their coupons.

1020
00:51:48,680 --> 00:51:50,800
Speaker 2: You know, I once saw Tony Curtis at that Bob's

1021
00:51:50,800 --> 00:51:53,080
Speaker 2: Big Boy. Really did you? Yeah?

1022
00:51:53,320 --> 00:51:56,120
Speaker 3: Like it in the late nineties. What'd you say to him?

1023
00:51:57,320 --> 00:51:59,600
Speaker 2: I literally just stared at him like a goon. You

1024
00:51:59,600 --> 00:52:02,640
Speaker 2: would have would have been like Billy, I just cried.

1025
00:52:03,000 --> 00:52:08,360
Speaker 2: I just cried. He had to hold me. No, I

1026
00:52:08,480 --> 00:52:10,600
Speaker 2: was like, I loved you in that shitty movie where

1027
00:52:10,600 --> 00:52:14,360
Speaker 2: you were a sultan's child, but you're really not even Arabic,

1028
00:52:15,640 --> 00:52:17,719
Speaker 2: Italian or Jewish? What are you, sir?

1029
00:52:19,480 --> 00:52:21,640
Speaker 4: Wait? Is he Jamie Lee? Curtis is done?

1030
00:52:21,880 --> 00:52:30,719
Speaker 2: I believe so yeah Curtis, yeah yeah, and Ganely that's right, yeah, yeah,

1031
00:52:30,920 --> 00:52:33,279
Speaker 2: that was. I never saw Bob Hope. I used to say,

1032
00:52:34,680 --> 00:52:37,160
Speaker 2: after I saw Tony Curtis, people go, oh, yeah, Bob

1033
00:52:37,200 --> 00:52:39,959
Speaker 2: Hope goes there sometimes late at night. And I would

1034
00:52:39,960 --> 00:52:42,120
Speaker 2: sometimes be driving back from a set and I would

1035
00:52:42,160 --> 00:52:43,919
Speaker 2: just stop at Bob's Big Boy to see if Bob

1036
00:52:43,960 --> 00:52:45,239
Speaker 2: Hope was there, so.

1037
00:52:45,239 --> 00:52:46,839
Speaker 3: You could go in and kick him in the shin.

1038
00:52:47,840 --> 00:52:50,840
Speaker 2: No, because I was a giant nerd and I loved

1039
00:52:51,160 --> 00:52:54,200
Speaker 2: I love those being crossby Bob Hope, even though they're

1040
00:52:54,320 --> 00:52:58,799
Speaker 2: into Luca Lake. There's that church that his infidelity built. Yes,

1041
00:53:00,160 --> 00:53:01,919
Speaker 2: he had to deal with his wife that every time

1042
00:53:01,920 --> 00:53:03,960
Speaker 2: he cheated on his wife, he would donate to that

1043
00:53:04,000 --> 00:53:07,840
Speaker 2: Catholic church because he was Anglican, kidding, and he was Catholic,

1044
00:53:08,320 --> 00:53:11,400
Speaker 2: and and so that church is the biggest church in

1045
00:53:11,440 --> 00:53:14,640
Speaker 2: the whole wide world. It's a cathedral, it.

1046
00:53:14,600 --> 00:53:19,080
Speaker 5: Looks and the whole outside has like this ornate what

1047
00:53:19,200 --> 00:53:21,080
Speaker 5: was I was going to say that kind of almost

1048
00:53:21,120 --> 00:53:24,600
Speaker 5: like Rococo front where there's there's all kinds of almost

1049
00:53:24,680 --> 00:53:28,960
Speaker 5: like plastered sculpture all around the front. It's so fancy.

1050
00:53:29,000 --> 00:53:31,840
Speaker 5: And it's because he just kept giving them money, because.

1051
00:53:31,560 --> 00:53:35,760
Speaker 6: He's how I want to hear about Bob Hope fucking

1052
00:53:35,800 --> 00:53:36,200
Speaker 6: every day.

1053
00:53:36,280 --> 00:53:40,080
Speaker 2: Oh my god, they have an auditorium and a gym

1054
00:53:40,680 --> 00:53:43,080
Speaker 2: and uh like it keeps going like a whole row

1055
00:53:43,120 --> 00:53:46,200
Speaker 2: of it. And then yeah, because I used to drink

1056
00:53:46,360 --> 00:53:50,040
Speaker 2: over at the uh the steak Joint with y which

1057
00:53:50,120 --> 00:53:53,440
Speaker 2: was on the shim right there, the joy.

1058
00:53:54,840 --> 00:53:56,440
Speaker 3: The word joint.

1059
00:53:57,320 --> 00:54:00,239
Speaker 2: Steak joints called the steak Joint, and I would go.

1060
00:54:00,680 --> 00:54:05,000
Speaker 2: I would walk down Whipple up to Lancasham and because

1061
00:54:05,000 --> 00:54:07,120
Speaker 2: then I could get drunk enough that I could stumble

1062
00:54:07,160 --> 00:54:09,440
Speaker 2: home all by myself. Yeah, and I would pretend that

1063
00:54:09,480 --> 00:54:12,680
Speaker 2: I was going for dinner. It was great. I would

1064
00:54:12,760 --> 00:54:15,880
Speaker 2: lie to myself. It's like doing pilates.

1065
00:54:16,000 --> 00:54:16,480
Speaker 3: Yeah.

1066
00:54:16,520 --> 00:54:17,520
Speaker 4: I love their side.

1067
00:54:17,640 --> 00:54:20,520
Speaker 6: You you could have stumbled there. That's stumbling distance from

1068
00:54:20,520 --> 00:54:21,240
Speaker 6: your old place.

1069
00:54:21,520 --> 00:54:25,000
Speaker 5: Yeah, yep, that was that actually would be just right down.

1070
00:54:25,280 --> 00:54:26,680
Speaker 4: I would just be coming from the other.

1071
00:54:27,000 --> 00:54:31,040
Speaker 3: To take side streets. It's a safe stumble who.

1072
00:54:31,000 --> 00:54:33,279
Speaker 2: Doesn't want to save stumble, So you're sitting. I was

1073
00:54:33,320 --> 00:54:36,759
Speaker 2: sitting with the career drugs at the bar, and that's

1074
00:54:36,800 --> 00:54:38,880
Speaker 2: when I heard that story, and I was like, is

1075
00:54:38,920 --> 00:54:41,080
Speaker 2: that true? When the guys like I swear it's true.

1076
00:54:41,360 --> 00:54:43,640
Speaker 2: And I didn't believe every story I heard at that bar,

1077
00:54:43,800 --> 00:54:46,440
Speaker 2: but that one I did because of how big that

1078
00:54:46,640 --> 00:54:47,120
Speaker 2: church is.

1079
00:54:47,960 --> 00:54:51,960
Speaker 5: And you know what's funny, Bob Hope, his old like

1080
00:54:52,280 --> 00:54:54,799
Speaker 5: estate would have been on my path if I was

1081
00:54:54,840 --> 00:54:56,600
Speaker 5: to stumble down to the and meet you at the

1082
00:54:56,640 --> 00:55:01,040
Speaker 5: stake joint with a y and when I was moving

1083
00:55:01,080 --> 00:55:04,680
Speaker 5: over there. The last neighborhood watch meeting I went to

1084
00:55:04,760 --> 00:55:07,440
Speaker 5: in my old neighborhood, which was when I lived off

1085
00:55:07,480 --> 00:55:10,080
Speaker 5: of michel Terina in Silver Lake. I went to this

1086
00:55:10,120 --> 00:55:14,560
Speaker 5: neighborhood watch because a girl got her purse snatched like

1087
00:55:14,760 --> 00:55:17,200
Speaker 5: a car drove by and took her purse off of

1088
00:55:17,200 --> 00:55:20,000
Speaker 5: her arm as she was walking to her apartment directly

1089
00:55:20,000 --> 00:55:22,480
Speaker 5: in front of our apartment. So we had to open

1090
00:55:22,480 --> 00:55:24,160
Speaker 5: the door and pull her in, and she was like

1091
00:55:24,200 --> 00:55:25,799
Speaker 5: crying and it was really weird. So I went to

1092
00:55:25,840 --> 00:55:29,320
Speaker 5: this neighborhood watch meeting even though we were moving. Yeah,

1093
00:55:29,360 --> 00:55:31,520
Speaker 5: and so one lady's like, how come I've never met

1094
00:55:31,520 --> 00:55:33,440
Speaker 5: you before. She's the old lady that had lived in

1095
00:55:33,440 --> 00:55:35,239
Speaker 5: the neighborhood for literally fifty years.

1096
00:55:35,480 --> 00:55:38,000
Speaker 4: And I was like, oh, I just live in an apartment.

1097
00:55:38,680 --> 00:55:42,520
Speaker 5: I thought these weren't for non permanent people, and I'm

1098
00:55:42,560 --> 00:55:44,960
Speaker 5: actually moving to tuluc Lake and she goes, I used

1099
00:55:45,000 --> 00:55:47,960
Speaker 5: to be Bob Hoop's assistant. And I was like, oh really,

1100
00:55:48,080 --> 00:55:51,040
Speaker 5: And she starts telling me these stories. But then she goes, yeah,

1101
00:55:51,080 --> 00:55:53,560
Speaker 5: but he was a terrible man and he was all

1102
00:55:53,600 --> 00:55:56,520
Speaker 5: hands and she goes, one time he had me taking

1103
00:55:56,520 --> 00:55:58,359
Speaker 5: notes from me. You just went like this, and then

1104
00:55:58,440 --> 00:56:00,000
Speaker 5: this old lady grabbed my boobs.

1105
00:56:00,239 --> 00:56:00,719
Speaker 2: It's like.

1106
00:56:02,480 --> 00:56:05,560
Speaker 5: It was it was at the end of the neighborhood

1107
00:56:05,600 --> 00:56:08,719
Speaker 5: watch part. It wasn't like people were standing around, but

1108
00:56:08,880 --> 00:56:12,200
Speaker 5: she and it was purely for the story, like I think,

1109
00:56:12,239 --> 00:56:14,480
Speaker 5: for just the impact of the story. But she just

1110
00:56:14,640 --> 00:56:17,719
Speaker 5: was like and I was just like, what a son

1111
00:56:17,760 --> 00:56:18,360
Speaker 5: of a bitch.

1112
00:56:19,800 --> 00:56:21,840
Speaker 2: Pass the son of a bitch? And it's weird because

1113
00:56:21,840 --> 00:56:25,560
Speaker 2: it's it's like, is the nudity needed in a movie. Yeah,

1114
00:56:25,600 --> 00:56:27,719
Speaker 2: I don't think you could have just explained that, lady,

1115
00:56:27,760 --> 00:56:29,120
Speaker 2: you didn't need to actually grab me.

1116
00:56:29,920 --> 00:56:30,719
Speaker 4: Yeah, just say it.

1117
00:56:30,800 --> 00:56:33,440
Speaker 2: I get it. I know what it means. And he

1118
00:56:33,520 --> 00:56:36,840
Speaker 2: goes to our neighborhood watch meetings and he said that

1119
00:56:36,920 --> 00:56:40,080
Speaker 2: he ever, if he ever runs for office, Uh, what's

1120
00:56:40,120 --> 00:56:42,279
Speaker 2: his only platform is that you get to park in

1121
00:56:42,280 --> 00:56:46,080
Speaker 2: front of your own home. And he said that that's

1122
00:56:46,080 --> 00:56:48,600
Speaker 2: what everyone is pissed off about. He's like, I would

1123
00:56:48,800 --> 00:56:51,480
Speaker 2: people would give away all of their rights if they

1124
00:56:51,480 --> 00:56:55,640
Speaker 2: could park right in front of their house. And I

1125
00:56:55,680 --> 00:56:57,360
Speaker 2: was like, all right, I'm never going to that.

1126
00:56:58,360 --> 00:57:01,640
Speaker 4: No, it's all old both that want to grab your tips.

1127
00:57:01,920 --> 00:57:05,880
Speaker 3: Yeah. Boy, that is amazing that she did. I guess that.

1128
00:57:06,160 --> 00:57:09,160
Speaker 6: Yeah, it's a testament to how bad he was if

1129
00:57:09,200 --> 00:57:10,880
Speaker 6: she thought that wasn't.

1130
00:57:10,640 --> 00:57:12,080
Speaker 2: Bad, right, right?

1131
00:57:12,840 --> 00:57:13,120
Speaker 5: Yeah?

1132
00:57:13,239 --> 00:57:15,000
Speaker 4: Or yeah, or how bad it was.

1133
00:57:15,080 --> 00:57:16,840
Speaker 5: I mean, I think it's like a sign of the

1134
00:57:16,880 --> 00:57:18,640
Speaker 5: times where it was like, hey, you want to be

1135
00:57:18,640 --> 00:57:20,520
Speaker 5: in showbiz, well you got to give something up.

1136
00:57:20,560 --> 00:57:26,280
Speaker 2: It was like that, right, And it's bodily autonomy basically

1137
00:57:26,320 --> 00:57:28,720
Speaker 2: like not being bruised and bad.

1138
00:57:28,960 --> 00:57:30,920
Speaker 4: But yeah, you're a weird boss.

1139
00:57:30,600 --> 00:57:32,800
Speaker 2: You know. And I was. I talked to kil Martin

1140
00:57:32,800 --> 00:57:35,480
Speaker 2: about this all the time, about how what we tolerate

1141
00:57:35,560 --> 00:57:38,240
Speaker 2: and what the like. The I talked to the twenties

1142
00:57:38,280 --> 00:57:41,480
Speaker 2: and thirties a comics and I'll tell him some story

1143
00:57:41,520 --> 00:57:45,320
Speaker 2: that I swore to God was funny, and you know,

1144
00:57:45,680 --> 00:57:49,240
Speaker 2: they just they're like, what the fuck happened? Are you okay?

1145
00:57:49,400 --> 00:57:51,160
Speaker 2: And then what happened? I was like, well, we went

1146
00:57:51,200 --> 00:57:54,120
Speaker 2: to breakfast.

1147
00:57:52,560 --> 00:57:56,840
Speaker 4: And it was different back then it was.

1148
00:57:57,200 --> 00:57:59,360
Speaker 5: I should also say that old Lady could have been

1149
00:57:59,360 --> 00:58:01,080
Speaker 5: completely crazy and never met.

1150
00:58:00,880 --> 00:58:01,800
Speaker 3: Bob Hope in her life.

1151
00:58:03,360 --> 00:58:03,760
Speaker 2: A legend.

1152
00:58:03,880 --> 00:58:07,040
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, very alleged. I had no proof. Yeah, always

1153
00:58:07,040 --> 00:58:08,800
Speaker 4: that felt important, so important to say.

1154
00:58:08,840 --> 00:58:13,000
Speaker 6: It's anecdotal, you guys, Yeah, you Jackie, you need to

1155
00:58:13,080 --> 00:58:15,920
Speaker 6: check your pockets after all your interactions.

1156
00:58:16,480 --> 00:58:18,959
Speaker 2: Right, They could have put drugs in there, They have

1157
00:58:19,040 --> 00:58:22,480
Speaker 2: taken money out. They might be passing. I might be

1158
00:58:22,600 --> 00:58:25,640
Speaker 2: a safe drop, like a place.

1159
00:58:28,040 --> 00:58:32,640
Speaker 4: She's an ignorant mule. She's been muling with no realization.

1160
00:58:33,160 --> 00:58:35,320
Speaker 2: Bran Bamford is doing a joke where one of the

1161
00:58:35,360 --> 00:58:40,320
Speaker 2: bunch lies is they're stupid angels and I love them. No, No,

1162
00:58:40,440 --> 00:58:43,880
Speaker 2: they're they're big dumb angels, not stupid yeah, yeah, two

1163
00:58:43,880 --> 00:58:48,120
Speaker 2: strong dumb angels as it's nice. That is nice.

1164
00:58:48,240 --> 00:58:50,080
Speaker 3: That's a good idea for an app though, if you

1165
00:58:50,120 --> 00:58:50,760
Speaker 3: need a mule.

1166
00:58:52,400 --> 00:58:54,960
Speaker 2: I like that. I more like the idea that like,

1167
00:58:54,960 --> 00:58:57,520
Speaker 2: like spies will just use me like a like an

1168
00:58:57,560 --> 00:59:02,280
Speaker 2: old willow, Like you'll just be like you know that

1169
00:59:02,640 --> 00:59:04,280
Speaker 2: should will be over.

1170
00:59:04,680 --> 00:59:06,840
Speaker 5: Grab the notebook, grab the notebook and write it down

1171
00:59:06,840 --> 00:59:11,120
Speaker 5: and solving old willow.

1172
00:59:12,080 --> 00:59:14,480
Speaker 4: Dropping things into your v next sh.

1173
00:59:15,720 --> 00:59:16,880
Speaker 3: To commemorate things.

1174
00:59:17,600 --> 00:59:20,200
Speaker 2: I'm trying to remember what they call those those drop

1175
00:59:20,840 --> 00:59:24,960
Speaker 2: those safe drop places for that that spies would do.

1176
00:59:25,040 --> 00:59:31,400
Speaker 2: They're like they're not safety deposit box. N't safety deposit box, right,

1177
00:59:31,480 --> 00:59:33,840
Speaker 2: It's not a dead.

1178
00:59:33,640 --> 00:59:36,120
Speaker 4: Drop, a cold drop something like that.

1179
00:59:36,360 --> 00:59:38,320
Speaker 2: I think it's a dead drop, Thank you very much.

1180
00:59:38,920 --> 00:59:39,200
Speaker 6: I am.

1181
00:59:39,400 --> 00:59:43,800
Speaker 2: I am a bit of a dead drop. You can

1182
00:59:43,840 --> 00:59:47,880
Speaker 2: always catch up with me if I've moved, and I

1183
00:59:48,000 --> 00:59:51,880
Speaker 2: probably haven't. You could probably catch up with me and

1184
00:59:52,040 --> 00:59:53,720
Speaker 2: rifle in my pockets.

1185
00:59:54,160 --> 00:59:56,840
Speaker 5: Also thinking just thinking about because it's staying with me.

1186
00:59:57,080 --> 00:59:59,240
Speaker 5: The story of the guy that was like my life

1187
00:59:59,280 --> 01:00:02,480
Speaker 5: is on fire, which like that's immediately three red flags.

1188
01:00:02,520 --> 01:00:04,400
Speaker 5: Someone's like I did a show with you, my life

1189
01:00:04,440 --> 01:00:09,040
Speaker 5: is on fire. That idea that that guy just his

1190
01:00:09,120 --> 01:00:12,280
Speaker 5: story was getting worse and worse, and I think normally

1191
01:00:12,440 --> 01:00:15,040
Speaker 5: people would go like, do you need money? Do you

1192
01:00:15,040 --> 01:00:18,360
Speaker 5: want to borrow my something like that, and Jackie's like, uh,

1193
01:00:18,560 --> 01:00:19,320
Speaker 5: do you need a hug?

1194
01:00:22,120 --> 01:00:23,360
Speaker 4: The perfect spy.

1195
01:00:23,680 --> 01:00:24,439
Speaker 2: Yeah, you're just.

1196
01:00:24,360 --> 01:00:26,320
Speaker 5: Like, I don't know what you want and I can't

1197
01:00:26,320 --> 01:00:28,040
Speaker 5: figure it out, so forget me.

1198
01:00:28,360 --> 01:00:33,560
Speaker 6: Let me give you instead some close physical contact. Yeah,

1199
01:00:33,800 --> 01:00:34,560
Speaker 6: it reminds me.

1200
01:00:35,840 --> 01:00:40,400
Speaker 2: Do you remember Javanka Steel. Yes, okay, so I Javanca

1201
01:00:40,480 --> 01:00:43,560
Speaker 2: Steele and I had like a fight, like an open

1202
01:00:43,680 --> 01:00:47,400
Speaker 2: bike altercation where we yallered at each other or we

1203
01:00:47,400 --> 01:00:49,919
Speaker 2: were grumpy at each other or something, and we both

1204
01:00:50,040 --> 01:00:53,640
Speaker 2: left and I was like, I don't like her. And

1205
01:00:55,200 --> 01:00:57,280
Speaker 2: I saw her like two or three weeks later, and

1206
01:00:57,280 --> 01:01:02,400
Speaker 2: I completely forgot and and it really summed up how

1207
01:01:02,440 --> 01:01:04,680
Speaker 2: the fact that I forget that I don't like people

1208
01:01:04,840 --> 01:01:06,840
Speaker 2: or that I'm mad at them. And so I remember

1209
01:01:06,840 --> 01:01:10,520
Speaker 2: seeing her, oh Chevalcus Steele, and she was still mad

1210
01:01:10,560 --> 01:01:14,120
Speaker 2: at me. She got to be mean to me again,

1211
01:01:14,680 --> 01:01:17,000
Speaker 2: and then eventually she forgot about it too, and then

1212
01:01:17,040 --> 01:01:17,840
Speaker 2: we were fine.

1213
01:01:18,040 --> 01:01:20,600
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's funny because I joke about it.

1214
01:01:21,200 --> 01:01:25,520
Speaker 6: I'm I worry about memory loss but but I never

1215
01:01:25,600 --> 01:01:28,200
Speaker 6: forget the people that have wronged me. And that's my

1216
01:01:28,320 --> 01:01:32,919
Speaker 6: only like the long list of grievances from decades ago,

1217
01:01:33,280 --> 01:01:37,040
Speaker 6: elementary school kids that wronged me, I still think about them,

1218
01:01:37,080 --> 01:01:41,360
Speaker 6: and I'm like my brain, I'm okay, it's still intact

1219
01:01:41,400 --> 01:01:43,040
Speaker 6: if I still remember those people.

1220
01:01:43,960 --> 01:01:44,919
Speaker 4: Yes, but mine's great.

1221
01:01:44,960 --> 01:01:46,720
Speaker 3: For my mother in law, I remember the good things.

1222
01:01:46,800 --> 01:01:49,760
Speaker 2: Yeah, my mother in law refers to this. It will

1223
01:01:49,800 --> 01:01:51,880
Speaker 2: be pertinent at one point, but my mother in law

1224
01:01:51,880 --> 01:01:55,640
Speaker 2: refers to the dog as my baby and I'm his mom,

1225
01:01:55,680 --> 01:01:59,040
Speaker 2: and I'm like, we are not related. I am not

1226
01:01:59,320 --> 01:02:00,000
Speaker 2: We're just friends.

1227
01:02:00,560 --> 01:02:00,840
Speaker 6: Yeah.

1228
01:02:00,840 --> 01:02:03,320
Speaker 2: And the closest I And so I was thinking about

1229
01:02:03,480 --> 01:02:05,920
Speaker 2: as a I tried this on stage once and I

1230
01:02:06,000 --> 01:02:08,960
Speaker 2: made everyone uncomfortable, so I must rework it obviously, because

1231
01:02:08,960 --> 01:02:11,680
Speaker 2: I said the closest I ever came to sleeping with

1232
01:02:11,720 --> 01:02:15,760
Speaker 2: a dog, at which point the audience shuts down on me.

1233
01:02:16,520 --> 01:02:22,160
Speaker 2: And that's the opening. That's the that's a line that

1234
01:02:22,400 --> 01:02:25,440
Speaker 2: I thought was funny because but I think some people

1235
01:02:26,080 --> 01:02:28,160
Speaker 2: and then I say, because I had a crush on

1236
01:02:28,200 --> 01:02:32,560
Speaker 2: a guy named Dino Melli in third grade, And I said,

1237
01:02:33,040 --> 01:02:36,040
Speaker 2: or you named like after Dino? Like the Flintstones dog

1238
01:02:36,720 --> 01:02:41,840
Speaker 2: and he said, I'm Greek, leave me alone. So it's

1239
01:02:41,880 --> 01:02:45,160
Speaker 2: a weird story that there's something there, but there's no

1240
01:02:45,520 --> 01:02:49,080
Speaker 2: dog fucking joke in there. That's what I'm saying. There

1241
01:02:49,080 --> 01:02:49,840
Speaker 2: should be none of.

1242
01:02:49,800 --> 01:02:52,280
Speaker 3: That happening, and I think there should be more of them.

1243
01:02:53,480 --> 01:02:56,240
Speaker 5: Jackie, is this Are you getting your set ready for tonight?

1244
01:02:56,240 --> 01:02:58,560
Speaker 5: You have a you is tonight the night you're opening

1245
01:02:58,560 --> 01:02:59,640
Speaker 5: for Brian Rehan all week?

1246
01:02:59,680 --> 01:03:02,840
Speaker 2: Actually, I'm in Solving tonight and then Irvine, Irvine, Irvine

1247
01:03:02,880 --> 01:03:03,840
Speaker 2: and then ox Stard.

1248
01:03:04,920 --> 01:03:05,760
Speaker 3: Now that's right.

1249
01:03:06,480 --> 01:03:09,320
Speaker 2: It's kind of southern California. I get to, you know,

1250
01:03:10,360 --> 01:03:12,960
Speaker 2: drive around and he's always so fun. I mean I

1251
01:03:13,040 --> 01:03:15,800
Speaker 2: literally I work with him maybe three times a year

1252
01:03:16,200 --> 01:03:18,560
Speaker 2: and he always has to do ten minutes about politeness

1253
01:03:19,120 --> 01:03:22,680
Speaker 2: and it's always fun for me. Who he's mad at

1254
01:03:22,720 --> 01:03:23,920
Speaker 2: because they have no courtesy.

1255
01:03:24,200 --> 01:03:26,240
Speaker 3: I would love to see him mad.

1256
01:03:27,720 --> 01:03:34,080
Speaker 2: It is probably actual. Anger is chilling and very very dangerous.

1257
01:03:34,160 --> 01:03:38,320
Speaker 2: I've never seen oh wow, yeah, but good to see him.

1258
01:03:39,680 --> 01:03:42,600
Speaker 2: Yeah his stand up, his stand up comedy, anger is

1259
01:03:42,640 --> 01:03:45,880
Speaker 2: always a delight where he's just like he was. One

1260
01:03:45,880 --> 01:03:47,760
Speaker 2: of my favorite bits of his was he was standing

1261
01:03:47,800 --> 01:03:50,880
Speaker 2: in land at Disneyland with his kids, and an entire

1262
01:03:51,040 --> 01:03:54,840
Speaker 2: family skipped in front of them, and he was like,

1263
01:03:54,880 --> 01:03:57,840
Speaker 2: how does that happen? And he's like, fan out, kids,

1264
01:03:57,960 --> 01:04:01,520
Speaker 2: fan out, block block the whole way. And at one

1265
01:04:01,520 --> 01:04:04,240
Speaker 2: point he wanted to grab the mom's purse and just

1266
01:04:04,400 --> 01:04:07,520
Speaker 2: whip it. And he was like, because clearly we're living

1267
01:04:07,520 --> 01:04:10,640
Speaker 2: in an anarchy, and he was like, I just wanted

1268
01:04:10,680 --> 01:04:13,000
Speaker 2: to grab a person, just go and whip it into

1269
01:04:13,080 --> 01:04:21,440
Speaker 2: the next like uh, Edward scissor Hands like shrubbery. He told.

1270
01:04:23,040 --> 01:04:27,040
Speaker 6: A new formation you know what, and I think it

1271
01:04:27,120 --> 01:04:30,200
Speaker 6: needs to be addressed. You froze during the very important

1272
01:04:30,200 --> 01:04:31,440
Speaker 6: parts of that energy.

1273
01:04:32,680 --> 01:04:35,760
Speaker 5: And I don't use us as any kind of a

1274
01:04:35,800 --> 01:04:38,320
Speaker 5: guy or a judge of what you're going to do tonight, don't.

1275
01:04:38,440 --> 01:04:40,520
Speaker 3: I was only guessing where it was going.

1276
01:04:40,600 --> 01:04:43,960
Speaker 6: But when you when it went to Edward scissor Hands reference,

1277
01:04:44,040 --> 01:04:48,560
Speaker 6: I'm like, okay, I get it. I heard her straps

1278
01:04:48,880 --> 01:04:52,400
Speaker 6: and then I heard Edward. Just to let the audience

1279
01:04:52,520 --> 01:04:54,000
Speaker 6: know what what we're dealing with.

1280
01:04:54,920 --> 01:04:57,600
Speaker 5: So Jackie, do you have any plugs or anything like that?

1281
01:04:57,640 --> 01:05:00,280
Speaker 5: Because you have done your time, you have given enough

1282
01:05:00,360 --> 01:05:01,840
Speaker 5: for all that you need to give us.

1283
01:05:02,240 --> 01:05:06,440
Speaker 2: Well, let me say that I do stand up comedy,

1284
01:05:06,640 --> 01:05:11,240
Speaker 2: and I am going to be in Minneapolis, and then

1285
01:05:11,240 --> 01:05:12,840
Speaker 2: I'm going to be in Michigan, and then I'm going

1286
01:05:12,920 --> 01:05:15,520
Speaker 2: to be other places. But if you were to go

1287
01:05:15,560 --> 01:05:20,520
Speaker 2: to jackieation dot com or Familypetancestry dot com, which just

1288
01:05:20,640 --> 01:05:23,160
Speaker 2: lends you, leads you right to jackiecation dot com because

1289
01:05:23,160 --> 01:05:25,520
Speaker 2: I bought family Petancestry dot com and pointed it to

1290
01:05:25,640 --> 01:05:29,960
Speaker 2: jackiecation dot com because it made me laugh and I

1291
01:05:31,120 --> 01:05:33,960
Speaker 2: like the idea of someone thinking cat came over on

1292
01:05:34,000 --> 01:05:39,880
Speaker 2: the Mayflower. Anyway, so the my tour, my tour is

1293
01:05:39,920 --> 01:05:41,720
Speaker 2: on there and you could come. And I have a

1294
01:05:41,760 --> 01:05:44,720
Speaker 2: new album and a new special out and just on

1295
01:05:44,800 --> 01:05:48,960
Speaker 2: YouTube and on the streaming things. It's called Staycation because

1296
01:05:48,960 --> 01:05:51,320
Speaker 2: we were all home and my last name's Cation.

1297
01:05:52,040 --> 01:05:55,960
Speaker 3: I love it. That's really a perfect name. You've been

1298
01:05:55,960 --> 01:05:57,600
Speaker 3: holding on for a while.

1299
01:05:57,440 --> 01:05:59,480
Speaker 2: Right, No, it actually it was.

1300
01:05:59,600 --> 01:06:02,680
Speaker 4: It was one of the six hundreds, right.

1301
01:06:03,080 --> 01:06:04,560
Speaker 2: You would have thought, you would have thought, and I

1302
01:06:04,600 --> 01:06:06,400
Speaker 2: would have been holding on to that, but I thought

1303
01:06:06,400 --> 01:06:08,040
Speaker 2: it was a little hackey. And then I'm like, no,

1304
01:06:08,400 --> 01:06:11,680
Speaker 2: double down, go with it. And because I was thinking

1305
01:06:11,680 --> 01:06:15,280
Speaker 2: about going to get altercation and I may name all

1306
01:06:15,320 --> 01:06:18,000
Speaker 2: of them as puns of my name for the rest

1307
01:06:18,040 --> 01:06:20,440
Speaker 2: of maybe all of my album do it'll be.

1308
01:06:20,520 --> 01:06:23,120
Speaker 6: Like just as an alter ego, never address it, but

1309
01:06:23,240 --> 01:06:26,400
Speaker 6: just have a like a sinister go tea and never

1310
01:06:26,480 --> 01:06:27,760
Speaker 6: addressed it altered.

1311
01:06:28,120 --> 01:06:31,439
Speaker 4: I thought it like one of those curly mess like.

1312
01:06:31,360 --> 01:06:36,680
Speaker 6: The Yeah, just all tying people to the railroad tracks.

1313
01:06:37,280 --> 01:06:40,400
Speaker 5: Yeah, if you haven't seen Jackie's stand up comedy, you

1314
01:06:40,840 --> 01:06:43,800
Speaker 5: you simply must. You can see it on YouTube, as

1315
01:06:43,880 --> 01:06:46,760
Speaker 5: she just told us about Staycation. But also if you're

1316
01:06:46,800 --> 01:06:50,200
Speaker 5: on TikTok, follow Jackie and watch those clips. If you

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Speaker 5: just get even the smallest sample of what this woman

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Speaker 5: does on stage, you will want to see her live

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Speaker 5: and you will want to follow her into.

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Speaker 6: The Yeah, I did that with Jackie, and we did

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Speaker 6: a brewery or winery in Penaluma, and she did so

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Speaker 6: well that I very very much did not want to

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Speaker 6: get on stage.

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Speaker 3: And that's what she brings.

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Speaker 6: She brings bring for the comic that follows her.

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Speaker 5: She says, follow that motherfucker with just simply with her

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Speaker 5: joke writing yes.

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Speaker 6: An old willow, thank you Jackie as an old willow

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Speaker 6: with oh, and I we don't usually do this, but

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Speaker 6: I want to give a shout out because our friend

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Speaker 6: Dan Gabriel, he's a Bay Area comic. He said, my

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Speaker 6: niece is a giant fan of you and Karen, and

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Speaker 6: so I'm just giving a shout out to Natalie Meekins

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Speaker 6: just because I be a sweet way and I'm like,

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Speaker 6: that's a really nice message that you sent.

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Speaker 3: And so God thank.

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Speaker 4: Somebody trying to get word to us about this old,

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Speaker 4: this old mule of a poscast.

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Speaker 3: Natalie, we're still trudging with a bad hoof and.

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Speaker 5: Some stay stay with us, Natalie. We're going to get

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Speaker 5: back into that car and get off this mule.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, stay with us. Everybody.

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Speaker 2: Please pick me up on Sunday.

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Speaker 3: Okay, we'll be there up in Solvent.

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Speaker 2: I'll go back to solving all the.

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Speaker 3: Guy behind me. You've been listening to Do you Need

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Speaker 3: a Ride?

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Speaker 5: D y n a R.

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Speaker 3: This has been an exactly right production.

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Speaker 4: Produced by Analise Nelson.

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Speaker 3: Mixed by John Bradley.

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Speaker 4: Our talent booker is Patrick Cottner.

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Speaker 3: Theme song by Karen Kogerrek.

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Speaker 4: Artwork by Chris Fairbanks.

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Speaker 5: Follow the show on Instagram, Twitter, and Facebook at dinar podcast.

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Speaker 4: That's d y n R Podcast.

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Speaker 6: For more information, go to exactly Rightmedia dot com thank you.

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Speaker 3: Oh, you're welcome.