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Speaker 1: Me, the podcast where we dive deep, deep into the
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Speaker 1: Kerman, I'm David Boy.
Speaker 3: And we we have an exciting email from someone, this
Speaker 3: this one you mentioned. Immediately you were like, there's a
Speaker 3: new email in that piqued your interest, and I immediately
Speaker 3: shouted out the subject line right back at you, and
Speaker 3: we were both like, hell, yeah, that's the correct one.
Speaker 1: Because when I saw it, I was like, oh, this
Speaker 1: one's going. Like you know, sometimes you'll just see like
Speaker 1: the headline come in, you'll kind of scan it and
Speaker 1: you'll be like, oh, this ain't on ship. That one
Speaker 1: was immediately like, Oh, this one's this one's going to
Speaker 1: the show.
Speaker 3: Yeah the distance, buddy, you just made it to the
Speaker 3: big lead.
Speaker 1: Yeah, welcome to the NFL. Rookie.
Speaker 3: We got an email from a person named h Joff
Speaker 3: Jeff Joff, I don't know their name.
Speaker 1: Sucks. It's g e O f F.
Speaker 3: I hate it, Jeff is probably how you say it,
Speaker 3: But tell me, tell me how that math checks out,
Speaker 3: Jeff g offf Either way, golf. None of it feels right,
Speaker 3: and I hate saying it out loud. That said, I
Speaker 3: do like what you wrote here, Goff. You wrote us
Speaker 3: a letter that says, dear Langston, David, and you start hot.
Speaker 3: You come in very hot with this ship. You say,
Speaker 3: hypothesis Steve Harvey is an energy vampire. Yeah, and that
Speaker 3: that piqued my interest.
Speaker 1: I was already in. I was already had a hypothesis, Steve,
Speaker 1: I was always gonna hear you out. I was always
Speaker 1: gonna hear you out.
Speaker 3: If your hypothesizing about Steve Harvey, You've got my ear
Speaker 3: for sure.
Speaker 1: Come in.
Speaker 3: He goes on to say, I had been thinking about
Speaker 3: this for a while. We know you had, and wanted
Speaker 3: to know what you thought. Is it possible that Steve Harvey,
Speaker 3: early in his career met upon meeting Richard Pryor, attempting
Speaker 3: to absorb and replace him, but was caught in the act,
Speaker 3: thus leaving Prior in an ailing state. Holy shit. Harvey
Speaker 3: then would go on to feed off of Prior in
Speaker 3: a tracula type fashion, gaining a familiar mustache and eyebrows
Speaker 3: and even similar comedy beats, but never truly completing the process,
Speaker 3: despite self proclaiming himself as an original king of comedy.
Speaker 3: After Prior's passing, Harvey didn't have anyone left to absorb
Speaker 3: powers from, lost his hair and turned to a daytime
Speaker 3: network television working multiple turn two daytime network television, working
Speaker 3: multiple shows at living and living off the energy his
Speaker 3: live studio audiences and family feud contestants just to stay
Speaker 3: alive again. Just the theory, g Off.
Speaker 1: So I want to say, first of all, I love
Speaker 1: this theory. Second of all, g Off gotta leave the house.
Speaker 1: Dog gotta yeah, yeah, you gotta very alone.
Speaker 2: Bit.
Speaker 1: You gotta get out of the basement. This is not
Speaker 1: a good look. Your mom pissed. You still live there, bro,
Speaker 1: you gotta go out and live live.
Speaker 3: Them on man. Just because you write hypothesis and the email,
Speaker 3: don't mean you ain't in your basement.
Speaker 1: No, I could feel I could feel the cheeto dust
Speaker 1: from here. It's like a hoof. But it's this took work. Yeah, No,
Speaker 1: that's what I mean. Like most emails are like something
Speaker 1: you could tell somebody like wrote it on their lunch
Speaker 1: hower or something like that. This was this was This
Speaker 1: is a fully formed idea.
Speaker 3: This was weighing heavy on Geoff's heart in a way that, uh,
Speaker 3: that is a little unnerving. But I also think it
Speaker 3: leaves us with a little bit of responsibility to keep
Speaker 3: g Off happy so that he doesn't become, uh, something
Speaker 3: far more sinister out in society.
Speaker 1: No, there's definitely a possibility he could kill us and him.
Speaker 3: This is one of the first people I've been genuinely
Speaker 3: afraid of that's ever written us speaking.
Speaker 1: Can I tell you something funny. This is yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: we should keep him. Dogon the guy. He came and
Speaker 1: saw me in Raleigh and you can't tell by his
Speaker 1: picture huge he's so guy and I was like, I
Speaker 1: was like dogon right, and he's like no, I'm Carlo
Speaker 1: Sex And for a minute, like for a minute, ship
Speaker 1: went cold.
Speaker 3: Oh fuck, You're like, oh no, guy.
Speaker 1: Yeah. It turns out that X stands for times. It's
Speaker 1: short for XXL. Dude, Dogan big, big person, big person.
Speaker 3: I love that.
Speaker 1: But anyways, yeah, keep going.
Speaker 3: Sorry do gun is responsible for those that are underware.
Speaker 3: Dogun is responsible for our beautiful cover art. Don Dogan
Speaker 3: submitted it just on some fan ship and we loved
Speaker 3: it so much that we we asked them to make
Speaker 3: a lot of tweaks to it and make it look
Speaker 3: cool or then they had already made it. But but
Speaker 3: it's gorgeous, and uh, they are solely responsible for it.
Speaker 1: Yeah. I also bought a piece of art from them later.
Speaker 1: But anyways, oh fuck, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I got
Speaker 1: a little gay. Yeah, I got all right, I got
Speaker 1: both many talents. You you're a wild boy. But yeah,
Speaker 1: so back to this, how do you feel about it?
Speaker 1: I'm curious to see what you think. Here's what I love.
Speaker 3: I love the the the basic framing of the hypothesis
Speaker 3: of Steve Harvey is an energy vampire, and it does
Speaker 3: that rings sort of true, like he is a person
Speaker 3: who has sort of built a career on a very
Speaker 3: specific type of hosting that is exceptional.
Speaker 1: I don't want to even begin for.
Speaker 3: A second to suggest that he is not good at
Speaker 3: what he's doing, but it does feel like he is
Speaker 3: almost using the power of these unsuspecting white people to
Speaker 3: sort of like build up more of his his own essence.
Speaker 3: And it even the transitions we've seen of the big
Speaker 3: ass suits into becoming almost like this weird old nigga model.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he's like, it's sexy. Now, he's real sexy.
Speaker 3: He takes his shirt off sometimes and it's like, yeah,
Speaker 3: are you.
Speaker 1: Gonna take your shirt off? You shouldn't be wearing Michael
Speaker 1: Jordan's jeans.
Speaker 3: No, and smoking a cigar and telling me I need
Speaker 3: to stop, I need to wake up earlier.
Speaker 1: It all feels wrong. Yeah, but I hate that. I
Speaker 1: just googled Steve Harvey topless. Oh, it's it's disturbing. Shit,
Speaker 1: I can't wait to see you discover what that looks like.
Speaker 1: I had seen it before, I thought it was gonna
Speaker 1: be different. No, it's what's so funny about it. Not
Speaker 1: even that it's bad, it's just really weird, that's what's
Speaker 1: funny about it.
Speaker 3: It's like I think sometimes we talked about this with
Speaker 3: Bismarcky where he took his shirt off and we were
Speaker 3: all like, fuck, fuck, put your shirt back on. This
Speaker 3: is a sin, we hate this. But with Steve Harvey,
Speaker 3: it just feels more like is this real or is
Speaker 3: this like photoshop?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Why you body? It's so and like the light
Speaker 1: is strange. He's all oily.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's it's unnerving more than it is like gross.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it sucks though it don't get it twisted.
Speaker 3: It's what's that thing where like, uh, where they make
Speaker 3: something looked not human enough in it has an Uncanny
Speaker 3: Valley quality to it. Definitely Steve Harvey with his shirt
Speaker 3: off his real uncanny Valley vibes.
Speaker 1: Like it doesn't like it feels like it doesn't move,
Speaker 1: like it looks like an action figure posed in this position,
Speaker 1: you know what I'm saying, But doesn't look like it'll
Speaker 1: go like a body goes. No, Yeah, it feels like.
Speaker 3: It feels like it came out of a cryogenic chamber
Speaker 3: before it was ready fully cooked.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it looks like stiff, you know what it looks like.
Speaker 1: It looks like somebody who's like not terrible but not
Speaker 1: great at clay. Maybe yeah, like you're in clay too,
Speaker 1: but you're not in advanced clay like that's.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and you're the best in your class. You still
Speaker 3: are not particularly like you're not. This isn't gonna be
Speaker 3: a career for you in six months.
Speaker 1: You you know what I mean. You're as good as
Speaker 1: you can be at that point, and you're just trying
Speaker 1: to get at the house anyways, get ready, get it
Speaker 1: away from these kids. Sometimes this always started as a hobby.
Speaker 3: And and you're grateful that you've advanced, and your teacher
Speaker 3: seems impressed by your work.
Speaker 1: Exactly that, exactly that.
Speaker 3: Yeah, No, it's it's fucked up down there, uh for.
Speaker 1: Old Stevie hunder his shirt anywhere but below the collar,
Speaker 1: beneath that big ass suit. Well now it's like it's
Speaker 1: like tight page. I don't like him sexy. I really
Speaker 1: don't like him sexy. I don't Oh, you don't like
Speaker 1: him sexy? I don't like it at all.
Speaker 3: I I actually do like him sexy. I think it's
Speaker 3: funny in a way that I never expected he could
Speaker 3: be funny. I think it was it had become sort
Speaker 3: of a hacky trope to make fun of his big
Speaker 3: suits and all the buttons and the shine. And now
Speaker 3: we get to make fun of a different version of
Speaker 3: Steve Harvey where he's like wearing like bell bottoms and
Speaker 3: then open belly belly shirt and it's like.
Speaker 1: Huh, what, what the fuck is this? What the fuck
Speaker 1: is this? Grandpa? Why are you? Why are you doing that?
Speaker 1: That's very true. I actually really like him sexy. But
Speaker 1: but I get why other people don't. I get it.
Speaker 1: That said, I think I stop.
Speaker 3: I think I start to jump off of this conspiracy,
Speaker 3: or rather I have trouble inside of this conspiracy. When
Speaker 3: Richard Pryor is introduced as the source of his strength.
Speaker 1: Yeah, because also why only prior, like he spent a
Speaker 1: lot of time around a lot of people. Like if
Speaker 1: it was me and I was concocting, I would have
Speaker 1: said that he sucked Merlin Santana to death. WHOA, that's what?
Speaker 1: Because remember Merlin was young when that show started, right, Also,
Speaker 1: somebody in the barbershops said that that's Jewel Santana's little brother,
Speaker 1: and at first I got mad, but I was like,
Speaker 1: maybe or big brother. But I don't think Jewel Santana's
Speaker 1: real last name is Santana.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I was that. I don't think he's Santana legally.
Speaker 3: And I'm not even sure Merlin Santana was Santana legally.
Speaker 1: I mean, he wasn't Merlin legally. But then, now that
Speaker 1: you think about it, they they they do look a
Speaker 1: little bit of light. It's like one of those New
Speaker 1: York Speak Spanish too kind of vibe.
Speaker 3: No, they're they're not not Laarn. Luis James is Joelle's
Speaker 3: government name. And what about Ewis, It's probably Lewis Laarn.
Speaker 3: Lewis James is Joel Santana's government name.
Speaker 1: Okay, and what about Merlin Santana. That's Olivia Orlando Santana.
Speaker 3: Santando is, Oh that's his real name, Santana.
Speaker 1: Fuck yeah, man, I would have never guessed that in
Speaker 1: a million years that Nigga was too magical for this earth. Yeah.
Speaker 1: He was also like maybe a little too handsome.
Speaker 3: He was gorgeous.
Speaker 1: He was really a pretty guy. He was a.
Speaker 3: Gorgeous man, and he he could hit them punchlines in
Speaker 3: a way that I don't think we give him enough
Speaker 3: credit for.
Speaker 1: Merlin Santana was hilarious. He was really funny. He's also
Speaker 1: comedic timing. He was also a child actor. Remember he
Speaker 1: was also like he was on.
Speaker 3: The No, he was a sexy person for a long
Speaker 3: time in media. You know what, Yeah, sorry, go ahead, No,
Speaker 3: I said everything I needed to say. I wanted to
Speaker 3: fuck him for years.
Speaker 1: I just I feel like Merlin Santana, not a lot
Speaker 1: of people make the jump from this, yeah, yeah, no, please,
Speaker 1: not a lot of people. A lot of people make
Speaker 1: the jump from a sexy boy to.
Speaker 2: Know.
Speaker 3: I think that's true.
Speaker 1: But you know, I mean, I just I'm you one bit.
Speaker 3: I agree with you. I think Jonathan Taylor Thomas is
Speaker 3: a great example of somebody that could not make that
Speaker 3: transitions all of what they empowered him to be.
Speaker 1: I think Macaulay Kulchin.
Speaker 3: You know, there's there's a there's a fair amount of
Speaker 3: examples of kids who sort of got positioned as like
Speaker 3: the the teen magazine heart throb that then just become
Speaker 3: duds of like adults.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, that little boy from the Fresh Friends now
Speaker 1: Little Nikki. Yeah, he looks like the Little Niki because
Speaker 1: that nigga looks like a devil.
Speaker 3: His head just got wider and wider.
Speaker 1: Shape didn't change though, No, he is. He is gruesome.
Speaker 4: And my favorite part of that, my favorite part of
Speaker 4: that Fresh Print special is when they bring him back
Speaker 4: out and you can see every member of the cast
Speaker 4: have to like hold back their their.
Speaker 3: Fucking ewes and yucks when he comes from behind the
Speaker 3: wall because he's just so hard to look at. They're like,
Speaker 3: oh wow, oh hey Nikki, Hey little Nikki.
Speaker 1: Hey what you were doing? Oh that's you? Oh good
Speaker 1: for you.
Speaker 3: You're still here, Okay.
Speaker 1: Man Will Smith didn't want to hug him, No, they
Speaker 1: just tapped him up like a stranger. Fucking Google, Denver, Colorado.
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Speaker 3: No, I think to your point, there there are other
Speaker 3: people who are likely a source for Steve Harvey's energy
Speaker 3: vampire shit, and I don't know him and Richard Pryor
Speaker 3: to have maintained any version of like a d relationship
Speaker 3: to justify that connection. Even Bernie Mack feels like a
Speaker 3: go to then Richer Pryor.
Speaker 1: Well, I mean did I and I don't. Maybe I
Speaker 1: don't know my history. Well, no, because Steve Harvey kind
Speaker 1: of came up way late. Steve Harvey kind of rose
Speaker 1: the prominence in the nineties right like started in the eighties,
Speaker 1: roaster prominence in the nineties. That's like they probably never
Speaker 1: really interaction.
Speaker 3: But I think I think if I am playing a
Speaker 3: little bit of the game that our boy g offf
Speaker 3: here is playing, I think there is a logic that
Speaker 3: says that if I'm taking his energy, I am taking
Speaker 3: it slowly. And so we're seeing Richard Pryor slowly be
Speaker 3: depleted of sort of the character he started as as
Speaker 3: we're watching Steve Harvey rise to success, you know what
Speaker 3: I mean, Like, think about Richard Pryor and Harlem Knights,
Speaker 3: that ain't the Richer Pryor we loved, you know what
Speaker 3: I mean. That's a much more timid sort of like
Speaker 3: ed Richer Pryor.
Speaker 1: I mean I do love that movie. But yeah, it's
Speaker 1: not the toy.
Speaker 3: He's never he's never like fun in that movie. He's
Speaker 3: just a serious man kind of doing bits.
Speaker 1: Yeah, low energy, he's sort of slurring. Yeah. You know
Speaker 1: what I liked was Brewster's Millions.
Speaker 3: Okay, you're a big Richard Pryor film buff.
Speaker 1: Don't make it like that. It wasn't shameful.
Speaker 3: I'm just noticing how much you love the the the
Speaker 3: classics of Richard Pryor.
Speaker 1: Well, I like Brewster's Millions because when he got all
Speaker 1: that money, John Candy, who was a catcher on their
Speaker 1: baseball team, bought a chain with a catcher's mid on it.
Speaker 1: Like yeah, right, Okay, I didn't know this movie was
Speaker 1: gonna be relatable. Me and John Candy got the same plans.
Speaker 3: All right, So, g OFFF I guess personally, Well, what
Speaker 3: do you think we have not impacked your your position
Speaker 3: in this No?
Speaker 1: I don't think so. I don't. I I like, you know,
Speaker 1: a for effort. I love the imagination on this one.
Speaker 1: I love the distance that you had at Span. I don't,
Speaker 1: I don't. I just don't think this one has as
Speaker 1: much legs as maybe it could. Mm hmm, yeah, I think.
Speaker 3: I think if Goff, we are unaware of a connection
Speaker 3: between Steve Harvey and Richard Pryor that you know of,
Speaker 3: and clearly you've had time to think about this in
Speaker 3: a depth that we are unable to think about it. Virgins,
Speaker 3: I'm too busy, smash and puss Geoff. That said, if
Speaker 3: you are in fact aware of a connection that exists,
Speaker 3: we'd love to hear about it, because I do think
Speaker 3: maybe there's something to it if that connection is there.
Speaker 3: But without the connection, it's sort of hard to make
Speaker 3: that leap of Richard Pryor other than him just taking
Speaker 3: the mustache. And also, to be clear, Steve Harvey has
Speaker 3: been balled the entire time he was lying to us.
Speaker 3: That was a wig throughout the entire Steve Harvey Show.
Speaker 3: It was a little final We wanted it to be it.
Speaker 3: He's come forward. We know now it was. That was
Speaker 3: a lie. Yeah, I man, it makes me worry for Martin.
Speaker 3: Oh you think Martin's lying to us too?
Speaker 1: I mean, remember how on point his hair. Nobody ever
Speaker 1: gives them credit for how good his hair was in
Speaker 1: that show.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you're the you're the biggest Martin haircut advocate I've
Speaker 3: ever met.
Speaker 1: If I'm being honest with you, it's it's so odd
Speaker 1: because to me it's so obviously, but people they really
Speaker 1: don't give him a shine for the like not a
Speaker 1: hair out of play, is crazy, perfectly sculpted.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I think Martin's natch hairline was was wider than
Speaker 3: the average black man wants theirs to be, and so
Speaker 3: they don't look to him as a source.
Speaker 1: Even though because it's not.
Speaker 3: It's not just a straight you know what I mean,
Speaker 3: like perfect lineup, but it was perfect for him, like
Speaker 3: he never had a hair out of place. It was
Speaker 3: a great haircut. But I would never go, like, you
Speaker 3: know what, I want my hairline to look like Martin Lawrence.
Speaker 1: Well, it's not just a hairline thing. It's a fade thing.
Speaker 1: It's a length was immaculate, like it's a there's a
Speaker 1: lot to it, you know that. I mean, come on,
Speaker 1: we all understand. Yeah, No, you don't have to convince me.
Speaker 3: I think I'm just saying that, Like when I list
Speaker 3: my kings that I'm I'm going to point to and say,
Speaker 3: if I had to remake my hair, I wanted to
Speaker 3: look like that. Martin Lawrence would never be that choice.
Speaker 1: Who's your number one? I just out of curiosity?
Speaker 3: Damn, that is a good question, and frankly, I don't
Speaker 3: I don't know that I have a great answer. I
Speaker 3: think there was a period where I thought Will Smith
Speaker 3: had a great haircut, But in retrospect, I don't think
Speaker 3: that that's true at all.
Speaker 1: I don't either. I think I think his I think
Speaker 1: his went further back than you would want it.
Speaker 3: Bad Boys era Will Smith, like the first Bad Boys movie.
Speaker 3: He had a pretty gorgeous haircut.
Speaker 1: In that movie. Was it just a high top fade?
Speaker 3: I don't know, man, it felt like there was more
Speaker 3: to it. You're you're being reductive.
Speaker 1: I celebrated your boy. Now, don't sorry, don't turn on me.
Speaker 3: You know who has a gorgeous haircut? Is uh?
Speaker 1: What's his name? Javonte? What's what's the nigga? F Yeah?
Speaker 3: The motherfucker from Moon Moonlight? No, no, No, what's the
Speaker 3: other one?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Oh?
Speaker 1: What is his name? He that is a good fuck?
Speaker 1: What's his name? That is a good haircut.
Speaker 3: Okay, Oh, Travonte Rhodes, that's his name. Yeah, that is
Speaker 3: a good haircut.
Speaker 1: That shit is clean.
Speaker 3: It comes yeah, yeah, he always coming clean.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's like everywhere it's supposed to be, because I've
Speaker 1: been noticing mine is like the whole thing isn't receding.
Speaker 1: But I got like a weird little chunk over here.
Speaker 1: And as I yeah, and as I get older, it's
Speaker 1: getting more and more prominent, which I don't care. I
Speaker 1: put the Beijing in. I don't give a ship.
Speaker 3: Oh yo, would you would you fly to Dubai and
Speaker 3: get it fits fixed? Like Tracy McGrady, would you do
Speaker 3: the whole like the Journey back to Freedom.
Speaker 1: It's not that crazy. It's not that it's like it's
Speaker 1: like because I just you can see it because I
Speaker 1: haven't had a cut. Yeah, yeah, it's it's just one problem.
Speaker 1: Like the other side doesn't have it, so it's like, nah,
Speaker 1: I think it's just like I just got to be
Speaker 1: a guy with the kind of faulty hairline. I feel
Speaker 1: bad about it. I get cuts all the time and
Speaker 1: I wear hats so much. It's like, no, I've never
Speaker 1: I've never noticed it. And that's the thing ever stood
Speaker 1: out to me. That's the thing, because like if I
Speaker 1: keep like right, when I get a cut, it's like
Speaker 1: a few days, you know, it takes a few days,
Speaker 1: but then you get to notice it. But I don't
Speaker 1: think it's receding because it's not on the other side. Yeah,
Speaker 1: or you're just receding.
Speaker 3: Cool.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm like when they put the one bib up
Speaker 1: on the overall yeah, yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 3: I've always said that if I start to lose my shit,
Speaker 3: I'm just gonna shave it all off. But now I
Speaker 3: see the technology that they're able to to like fully
Speaker 3: just reinstate your hair and not in a bosly you
Speaker 3: know what I mean. There used to be the bosly treatment,
Speaker 3: but it would like it looked like lego hair, and
Speaker 3: you're like, I don't want.
Speaker 1: To fucking look silly. I just want my hair back
Speaker 1: kind of thing.
Speaker 3: But now you look at some of these old NBA
Speaker 3: players and they fully just fix their shit, and it's like,
Speaker 3: I don't know, bro, if I get the money, I
Speaker 3: might just get my shit back.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I get it, man, go go go full Jalen
Speaker 1: mm hmmm yeah why not? Yeah? He went all those
Speaker 1: years bald yo, he invented the bald. Yeah. They were
Speaker 1: like you know what I mean, like they were that
Speaker 1: was their thing, and then now he came back and
Speaker 1: it's it's he looks crazy.
Speaker 3: Nah, he really, He's like he's trying to be Steve
Speaker 3: Harvey with the hairline, and it's like something happened, big dog,
Speaker 3: and they're they're using a lot of chemicals in Beijing
Speaker 3: and ship to fix it. But there's something else happening there.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah. Like the color on it is sort of too.
Speaker 1: It's so good that you're like, oh, I don't know,
Speaker 1: you know what I mean when like these people out
Speaker 1: of it's like a deep, rich black where you're.
Speaker 3: Like, I know, Jeleen Jellen Roses air is almost purple.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah, moonlight colored air.
Speaker 3: Well, Geoff, I don't know if any of this is
Speaker 3: helpful to your conspiracy, but it does sound like if
Speaker 3: we if we can give Goff a little bit of
Speaker 3: the flowers he deserves. It does sound like we're not
Speaker 3: opposed to the idea of Steve Harvey being an energy vampire. Historically,
Speaker 3: he has hosted literally everything and almost seems to gain
Speaker 3: strength despite the massive backsteps that he sometimes takes in
Speaker 3: his hosting responsibilities. We watched him fuck up Miss America
Speaker 3: and then somehow become more powerful. We watched him write
Speaker 3: letters to his staff where he told him don't make
Speaker 3: eye contact with me, and that should be a death sentence.
Speaker 3: It literally was for Ellen. And yet somehow Steve Harvey
Speaker 3: remains fucking infallible. He is unbeatable, and maybe it does
Speaker 3: feel like a vampiric level of strength. That said, I
Speaker 3: just don't know that Richard Pryor is the source.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, I've yeah, put the words right out of
Speaker 1: my mouth than you want to tell the people where
Speaker 1: they can find you on what goals you have going on?
Speaker 1: I'm my Instagram Cool guy Jokes eighty seven. Come see
Speaker 1: me on tour on the road September twenty six, September
Speaker 1: twenty second, Friday, September twenty second, we are doing a
Speaker 1: live my mama told me in Denver. It's my city.
Speaker 1: Don't fuck this up. Come out please Friday night, eight
Speaker 1: pm at the High Dive address to seventh South Broadway, Denver, Colorado.
Speaker 1: You can go to High Planescomedyfestival dot com. That's h
Speaker 1: I G H P l a i Nscomedyfestival dot com
Speaker 1: and go to the schedule and find us and buy tickets.
Speaker 1: Come out and see it's Denver. We will really like it.
Speaker 1: We're gonna have.
Speaker 3: I don't know if that's sure, if we'll have anymore.
Speaker 1: We might have sold all our hats.
Speaker 3: I think we sold all the hats. But that said,
Speaker 3: we will be handing out sweet sweet hugs kisses directly
Speaker 3: on the lips, no tongue. We're not sluts. We'll pitch
Speaker 3: your cheek though, but come on, we're not fighting it.
Speaker 3: But we would love to see you at the High
Speaker 3: Planes Festival and the live show. It would be great.
Speaker 3: It would be a while to come out. Also, I'm
Speaker 3: gonna be selling my merch there because Papa needs to recoup,
Speaker 3: so I'll be selling exclusive tour merch. You can't buy
Speaker 3: it after the tour is over. So yeah, I'm selling
Speaker 3: it in my home down to people I know.
Speaker 1: Listen, I'll stand next to them and big up the merch.
Speaker 3: I don't give a shit.
Speaker 1: You guys, some I'll get you. I'll give you one
Speaker 1: of those cups. Yeah please, Yeah, it is good.
Speaker 3: And if you want to follow me, follow me at
Speaker 3: Langston Herman and if you want to see me live.
Speaker 3: Besides our live show, you can see me at the
Speaker 3: House of Comedy and New Westminster, British Columbia October thirteenth
Speaker 3: and the fourteenth, and then October twentieth and twenty first,
Speaker 3: I'll be at Dead Croke Comedy in Wilmington, North Carolina,
Speaker 3: and then Burlington, Vermont, I'll be there November tenth and
Speaker 3: eleventh at the Vermont Comedy Club. And then finally I'll
Speaker 3: be at Hyenas Comedy Nightclub in Dallas, Texas November seventeenth
Speaker 3: and eighteenth. Any and all of those shows, I would
Speaker 3: love to see you there, and more importantly, if you
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