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Speaker 3: it is. Ladies and gentlemen, Welcome to another phenomenal episode

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Speaker 3: of My Mama Told.

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Speaker 1: Me, the podcast where we dive deep, deep into the

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Speaker 1: pockets of black conspiracy theories.

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Speaker 3: And we finally worked to prove the theories that you

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Speaker 3: the listener have at home. It's a motherfucker MANI wow,

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Speaker 1: Kerman, I'm David Boy.

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Speaker 3: And we we have an exciting email from someone, this

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Speaker 3: this one you mentioned. Immediately you were like, there's a

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Speaker 3: new email in that piqued your interest, and I immediately

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Speaker 3: shouted out the subject line right back at you, and

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Speaker 3: we were both like, hell, yeah, that's the correct one.

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Speaker 1: Because when I saw it, I was like, oh, this

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Speaker 1: one's going. Like you know, sometimes you'll just see like

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Speaker 1: was immediately like, Oh, this one's this one's going to

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Speaker 1: the show.

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Speaker 3: Yeah the distance, buddy, you just made it to the

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Speaker 3: big lead.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, welcome to the NFL. Rookie.

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Speaker 3: We got an email from a person named h Joff

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Speaker 3: Jeff Joff, I don't know their name.

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Speaker 1: Sucks. It's g e O f F.

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Speaker 3: I hate it, Jeff is probably how you say it,

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Speaker 3: But tell me, tell me how that math checks out,

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Speaker 3: Jeff g offf Either way, golf. None of it feels right,

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Speaker 3: and I hate saying it out loud. That said, I

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Speaker 3: do like what you wrote here, Goff. You wrote us

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Speaker 3: a letter that says, dear Langston, David, and you start hot.

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Speaker 3: You come in very hot with this ship. You say,

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Speaker 3: hypothesis Steve Harvey is an energy vampire. Yeah, and that

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Speaker 3: that piqued my interest.

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Speaker 1: I was already in. I was already had a hypothesis, Steve,

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Speaker 1: I was always gonna hear you out. I was always

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Speaker 3: If your hypothesizing about Steve Harvey, You've got my ear

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Speaker 3: for sure.

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Speaker 1: Come in.

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Speaker 3: He goes on to say, I had been thinking about

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Speaker 3: this for a while. We know you had, and wanted

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Speaker 3: to know what you thought. Is it possible that Steve Harvey,

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Speaker 3: early in his career met upon meeting Richard Pryor, attempting

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Speaker 3: to absorb and replace him, but was caught in the act,

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Speaker 3: thus leaving Prior in an ailing state. Holy shit. Harvey

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Speaker 3: then would go on to feed off of Prior in

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Speaker 3: a tracula type fashion, gaining a familiar mustache and eyebrows

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Speaker 3: and even similar comedy beats, but never truly completing the process,

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Speaker 3: despite self proclaiming himself as an original king of comedy.

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Speaker 3: After Prior's passing, Harvey didn't have anyone left to absorb

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Speaker 3: powers from, lost his hair and turned to a daytime

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Speaker 3: network television working multiple turn two daytime network television, working

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Speaker 3: multiple shows at living and living off the energy his

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Speaker 3: live studio audiences and family feud contestants just to stay

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Speaker 3: alive again. Just the theory, g Off.

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Speaker 1: So I want to say, first of all, I love

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Speaker 1: this theory. Second of all, g Off gotta leave the house.

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Speaker 1: Dog gotta yeah, yeah, you gotta very alone.

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Speaker 2: Bit.

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Speaker 1: You gotta get out of the basement. This is not

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Speaker 1: a good look. Your mom pissed. You still live there, bro,

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Speaker 1: you gotta go out and live live.

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Speaker 3: Them on man. Just because you write hypothesis and the email,

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Speaker 3: don't mean you ain't in your basement.

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Speaker 1: No, I could feel I could feel the cheeto dust

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Speaker 1: from here. It's like a hoof. But it's this took work. Yeah, No,

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Speaker 1: that's what I mean. Like most emails are like something

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Speaker 1: you could tell somebody like wrote it on their lunch

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Speaker 1: hower or something like that. This was this was This

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Speaker 3: This was weighing heavy on Geoff's heart in a way that, uh,

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Speaker 3: that is a little unnerving. But I also think it

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Speaker 3: far more sinister out in society.

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Speaker 1: No, there's definitely a possibility he could kill us and him.

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Speaker 3: This is one of the first people I've been genuinely

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Speaker 1: Can I tell you something funny. This is yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 1: we should keep him. Dogon the guy. He came and

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Speaker 1: Sex And for a minute, like for a minute, ship

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Speaker 3: Oh fuck, You're like, oh no, guy.

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Speaker 1: Yeah. It turns out that X stands for times. It's

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Speaker 1: short for XXL. Dude, Dogan big, big person, big person.

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Speaker 3: I love that.

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Speaker 1: But anyways, yeah, keep going.

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Speaker 3: Sorry do gun is responsible for those that are underware.

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Speaker 3: Dogun is responsible for our beautiful cover art. Don Dogan

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Speaker 3: submitted it just on some fan ship and we loved

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Speaker 3: it so much that we we asked them to make

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Speaker 1: Yeah. I also bought a piece of art from them later.

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Speaker 1: But anyways, oh fuck, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I got

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Speaker 1: a little gay. Yeah, I got all right, I got

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Speaker 1: both many talents. You you're a wild boy. But yeah,

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Speaker 1: so back to this, how do you feel about it?

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Speaker 1: I'm curious to see what you think. Here's what I love.

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Speaker 3: I love the the the basic framing of the hypothesis

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Speaker 3: of Steve Harvey is an energy vampire, and it does

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Speaker 3: that rings sort of true, like he is a person

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Speaker 1: I don't want to even begin for.

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Speaker 3: A second to suggest that he is not good at

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Speaker 3: almost using the power of these unsuspecting white people to

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Speaker 3: And it even the transitions we've seen of the big

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Speaker 1: Yeah, he's like, it's sexy. Now, he's real sexy.

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Speaker 3: He takes his shirt off sometimes and it's like, yeah,

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Speaker 1: Gonna take your shirt off? You shouldn't be wearing Michael

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Speaker 3: No, and smoking a cigar and telling me I need

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Speaker 1: It all feels wrong. Yeah, but I hate that. I

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Speaker 1: just googled Steve Harvey topless. Oh, it's it's disturbing. Shit,

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Speaker 1: I can't wait to see you discover what that looks like.

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Speaker 1: I had seen it before, I thought it was gonna

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Speaker 1: be different. No, it's what's so funny about it. Not

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Speaker 1: even that it's bad, it's just really weird, that's what's

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Speaker 3: It's like I think sometimes we talked about this with

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Speaker 3: Bismarcky where he took his shirt off and we were

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Speaker 3: all like, fuck, fuck, put your shirt back on. This

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Speaker 3: is a sin, we hate this. But with Steve Harvey,

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Speaker 3: it just feels more like is this real or is

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Speaker 3: this like photoshop?

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Speaker 1: Yeah? Why you body? It's so and like the light

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Speaker 1: is strange. He's all oily.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, it's it's unnerving more than it is like gross.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, it sucks though it don't get it twisted.

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Speaker 3: It's what's that thing where like, uh, where they make

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Speaker 1: Like it doesn't like it feels like it doesn't move,

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Speaker 1: you know what I'm saying, But doesn't look like it'll

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Speaker 1: go like a body goes. No, Yeah, it feels like.

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Speaker 3: It feels like it came out of a cryogenic chamber

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Speaker 1: Yeah, it looks like stiff, you know what it looks like.

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Speaker 1: It looks like somebody who's like not terrible but not

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Speaker 1: great at clay. Maybe yeah, like you're in clay too,

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Speaker 1: but you're not in advanced clay like that's.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, and you're the best in your class. You still

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Speaker 3: are not particularly like you're not. This isn't gonna be

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Speaker 1: You you know what I mean. You're as good as

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Speaker 1: you can be at that point, and you're just trying

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Speaker 1: away from these kids. Sometimes this always started as a hobby.

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Speaker 3: And and you're grateful that you've advanced, and your teacher

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Speaker 3: seems impressed by your work.

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Speaker 1: Exactly that, exactly that.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, No, it's it's fucked up down there, uh for.

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Speaker 1: Old Stevie hunder his shirt anywhere but below the collar,

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Speaker 1: beneath that big ass suit. Well now it's like it's

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Speaker 1: like tight page. I don't like him sexy. I really

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Speaker 1: don't like him sexy. I don't Oh, you don't like

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Speaker 3: I I actually do like him sexy. I think it's

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Speaker 3: we get to make fun of a different version of

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Speaker 3: Steve Harvey where he's like wearing like bell bottoms and

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Speaker 3: then open belly belly shirt and it's like.

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Speaker 1: Huh, what, what the fuck is this? What the fuck

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Speaker 1: is this? Grandpa? Why are you? Why are you doing that?

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Speaker 1: That's very true. I actually really like him sexy. But

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Speaker 1: but I get why other people don't. I get it.

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Speaker 1: That said, I think I stop.

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Speaker 3: I think I start to jump off of this conspiracy,

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Speaker 3: or rather I have trouble inside of this conspiracy. When

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Speaker 3: Richard Pryor is introduced as the source of his strength.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, because also why only prior, like he spent a

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Speaker 1: it was me and I was concocting, I would have

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Speaker 1: said that he sucked Merlin Santana to death. WHOA, that's what?

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Speaker 1: Because remember Merlin was young when that show started, right, Also,

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Speaker 1: somebody in the barbershops said that that's Jewel Santana's little brother,

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Speaker 1: and at first I got mad, but I was like,

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Speaker 1: maybe or big brother. But I don't think Jewel Santana's

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Speaker 1: real last name is Santana.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I was that. I don't think he's Santana legally.

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Speaker 3: And I'm not even sure Merlin Santana was Santana legally.

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Speaker 1: I mean, he wasn't Merlin legally. But then, now that

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Speaker 1: you think about it, they they they do look a

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Speaker 1: little bit of light. It's like one of those New

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Speaker 1: York Speak Spanish too kind of vibe.

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Speaker 3: No, they're they're not not Laarn. Luis James is Joelle's

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Speaker 3: government name. And what about Ewis, It's probably Lewis Laarn.

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Speaker 3: Lewis James is Joel Santana's government name.

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Speaker 1: Okay, and what about Merlin Santana. That's Olivia Orlando Santana.

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Speaker 3: Santando is, Oh that's his real name, Santana.

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Speaker 1: Man Will Smith didn't want to hug him, No, they

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Speaker 3: No, I think to your point, there there are other

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Speaker 1: Well, I mean did I and I don't. Maybe I

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Speaker 3: But I think I think if I am playing a

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Speaker 1: I mean I do love that movie. But yeah, it's

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Speaker 3: He's never he's never like fun in that movie. He's

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Speaker 3: Okay, you're a big Richard Pryor film buff.

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Speaker 1: Don't make it like that. It wasn't shameful.

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Speaker 1: Well, I like Brewster's Millions because when he got all

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Speaker 3: All right, So, g OFFF I guess personally, Well, what

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Speaker 3: I think if Goff, we are unaware of a connection

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Speaker 3: It was a little final We wanted it to be it.

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Speaker 3: He's come forward. We know now it was. That was

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Speaker 1: I mean, remember how on point his hair. Nobody ever

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Speaker 3: Yeah, you're the you're the biggest Martin haircut advocate I've

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Speaker 1: If I'm being honest with you, it's it's so odd

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I think Martin's natch hairline was was wider than

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Speaker 1: Even though because it's not.

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Speaker 3: It's not just a straight you know what I mean,

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Speaker 1: Who's your number one? I just out of curiosity?

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Speaker 3: Bad Boys era Will Smith, like the first Bad Boys movie.

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Speaker 3: He had a pretty gorgeous haircut.

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Speaker 3: I don't know, man, it felt like there was more

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Speaker 1: I celebrated your boy. Now, don't sorry, don't turn on me.

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Speaker 3: You know who has a gorgeous haircut? Is uh?

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Speaker 1: What's his name? Javonte? What's what's the nigga? F Yeah?

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Speaker 3: The motherfucker from Moon Moonlight? No, no, No, what's the

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Speaker 1: What is his name? He that is a good fuck?

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Speaker 1: What's his name? That is a good haircut.

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Speaker 3: Okay, Oh, Travonte Rhodes, that's his name. Yeah, that is

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Speaker 1: That shit is clean.

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Speaker 3: Oh yo, would you would you fly to Dubai and

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Speaker 3: get it fits fixed? Like Tracy McGrady, would you do

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm like when they put the one bib up

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Speaker 3: But now you look at some of these old NBA

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I get it, man, go go go full Jalen

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Speaker 3: Nah, he really, He's like he's trying to be Steve

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Speaker 3: Harvey with the hairline, and it's like something happened, big dog,

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Speaker 3: and they're they're using a lot of chemicals in Beijing

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Speaker 3: and ship to fix it. But there's something else happening there.

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah. Like the color on it is sort of too.

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Speaker 1: It's so good that you're like, oh, I don't know,

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Speaker 1: you know what I mean when like these people out

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Speaker 1: of it's like a deep, rich black where you're.

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Speaker 3: Like, I know, Jeleen Jellen Roses air is almost purple.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah, moonlight colored air.

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Speaker 3: Well, Geoff, I don't know if any of this is

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Speaker 3: helpful to your conspiracy, but it does sound like if

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Speaker 3: we if we can give Goff a little bit of

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Speaker 3: the flowers he deserves. It does sound like we're not

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Speaker 3: opposed to the idea of Steve Harvey being an energy vampire. Historically,

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Speaker 3: he has hosted literally everything and almost seems to gain

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Speaker 3: strength despite the massive backsteps that he sometimes takes in

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Speaker 3: his hosting responsibilities. We watched him fuck up Miss America

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Speaker 3: and then somehow become more powerful. We watched him write

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Speaker 3: letters to his staff where he told him don't make

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Speaker 3: eye contact with me, and that should be a death sentence.

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Speaker 3: It literally was for Ellen. And yet somehow Steve Harvey

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Speaker 3: remains fucking infallible. He is unbeatable, and maybe it does

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Speaker 3: feel like a vampiric level of strength. That said, I

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Speaker 3: just don't know that Richard Pryor is the source.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, I've yeah, put the words right out of

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Speaker 1: my mouth than you want to tell the people where

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Speaker 1: they can find you on what goals you have going on?

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Speaker 1: I'm my Instagram Cool guy Jokes eighty seven. Come see

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Speaker 1: me on tour on the road September twenty six, September

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Speaker 1: twenty second, Friday, September twenty second, we are doing a

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Speaker 1: live my mama told me in Denver. It's my city.

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Speaker 1: Don't fuck this up. Come out please Friday night, eight

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Speaker 1: pm at the High Dive address to seventh South Broadway, Denver, Colorado.

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Speaker 1: You can go to High Planescomedyfestival dot com. That's h

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Speaker 1: I G H P l a i Nscomedyfestival dot com

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Speaker 1: and go to the schedule and find us and buy tickets.

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Speaker 1: Come out and see it's Denver. We will really like it.

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Speaker 1: We're gonna have.

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Speaker 3: I don't know if that's sure, if we'll have anymore.

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Speaker 1: We might have sold all our hats.

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Speaker 3: I think we sold all the hats. But that said,

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Speaker 3: we will be handing out sweet sweet hugs kisses directly

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Speaker 3: on the lips, no tongue. We're not sluts. We'll pitch

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Speaker 3: your cheek though, but come on, we're not fighting it.

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Speaker 3: But we would love to see you at the High

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Speaker 3: Planes Festival and the live show. It would be great.

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Speaker 3: It would be a while to come out. Also, I'm

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Speaker 3: gonna be selling my merch there because Papa needs to recoup,

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Speaker 3: so I'll be selling exclusive tour merch. You can't buy

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Speaker 3: it after the tour is over. So yeah, I'm selling

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Speaker 3: it in my home down to people I know.

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Speaker 1: Listen, I'll stand next to them and big up the merch.

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Speaker 3: I don't give a shit.

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Speaker 1: You guys, some I'll get you. I'll give you one

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Speaker 1: of those cups. Yeah please, Yeah, it is good.

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Speaker 3: And if you want to follow me, follow me at

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Speaker 3: Langston Herman and if you want to see me live.

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Speaker 3: Besides our live show, you can see me at the

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Speaker 3: House of Comedy and New Westminster, British Columbia October thirteenth

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Speaker 3: and the fourteenth, and then October twentieth and twenty first,

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Speaker 3: I'll be at Dead Croke Comedy in Wilmington, North Carolina,

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Speaker 3: and then Burlington, Vermont, I'll be there November tenth and

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Speaker 3: eleventh at the Vermont Comedy Club. And then finally I'll

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Speaker 3: be at Hyenas Comedy Nightclub in Dallas, Texas November seventeenth

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Speaker 3: and eighteenth. Any and all of those shows, I would

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Speaker 3: love to see you there, and more importantly, if you

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Speaker 3: want to send us your own conspiracy theories, if you

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Speaker 3: want to send us your own drops, if you want

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Speaker 3: to prove the connection between Steve Harvey's mustache and Richard

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Speaker 3: Pryor's mustache, then send it all to Mamma Pod at

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Speaker 3: gmail dot com. We would love to hear from you.

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Speaker 3: I ain't saying no more by bitch, you freaking.

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Speaker 1: Frog, you freaking you're freaking frog. Fucking freaky frog, You're

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Speaker 1: freaking frog.

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Speaker 2: Motherfucking mini your soul MANI everis motherfucking mini ever sel

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Speaker 2: mm hmmm, Fido. Well, the fucking Minnie episode, mini episode, well,

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Speaker 2: the fucking mini Emi cell bio mhm