WEBVTT - "I'm McLovin' It!" With Matt McCarthy 0:00:00.160 --> 0:00:03.160 This is at a Peppertone speaking about The Bachelor. I 0:00:03.760 --> 0:00:08.520 can't take it anymore. I can't take this guy, Ben Okay, 0:00:08.920 --> 0:00:13.760 I can't take where he's from. I can't take the people, 0:00:14.440 --> 0:00:19.840 these women. I can't take it. Okay. I am now 0:00:20.640 --> 0:00:25.520 just going to say this that it has to stop 0:00:26.480 --> 0:00:29.920 me having to watch this show has to stop. You know, 0:00:29.960 --> 0:00:34.720 when they went back to his small town, I just snapped, 0:00:35.000 --> 0:00:37.120 you know what I mean? Because the show is so 0:00:37.240 --> 0:00:41.879 small minded, and the women are so small minded, and 0:00:42.000 --> 0:00:46.960 Becky got eliminated, and this whole fucking thing has taken 0:00:47.000 --> 0:00:50.840 a toll on me. I'm an intellectual. I read Kammu. 0:00:51.080 --> 0:00:53.640 Do you know that Kamu talked about the nature of 0:00:53.680 --> 0:00:59.800 our existence? I read Start, I read Dustoyevsky and this 0:00:59.880 --> 0:01:02.720 is and to say that, oh, Eddie, just because you 0:01:02.760 --> 0:01:05.560 read those books means you can't enjoy The Bachelor. Yes, 0:01:05.760 --> 0:01:10.000 it does. I read fine literature. I like find things 0:01:10.040 --> 0:01:14.319 in life. This is starting to affect my ability to 0:01:14.680 --> 0:01:20.440 enjoy my life. I can't do it anymore. Arden and Aaron. Yes, 0:01:20.640 --> 0:01:23.360 I will watch this series to the end, but this 0:01:23.560 --> 0:01:29.360 episode almost fucking killed me. Okay. I'm a person who 0:01:29.680 --> 0:01:31.760 used to go to the ballet. Yes, I don't go 0:01:31.840 --> 0:01:35.959 there anymore. And I used to go to esoteric events 0:01:36.240 --> 0:01:40.400 and it's not happening because of this fucking show. Someone 0:01:40.520 --> 0:02:04.040 saved me. Now entering noticed dot com this rule you 0:02:04.960 --> 0:02:21.240 the Rose, into your world, Into your world, Matt McCarthy. 0:02:21.360 --> 0:02:24.880 Once again, that was a magical Mark River singing Hi everybody. 0:02:24.919 --> 0:02:29.120 This is art of Marine Party Machine and you're listening 0:02:29.120 --> 0:02:31.880 to I believe episode eight of Will You Accept This Rose? 0:02:31.919 --> 0:02:34.920 Baby Girl? Episode great, episode Great. I am here with 0:02:35.280 --> 0:02:40.560 my good friend and my fellow Rhode Islander man, noodle buddy, 0:02:40.680 --> 0:02:45.639 my noodle buddy, Matt McCarthy. Ladies and gentlemen, Well, hello there, 0:02:46.120 --> 0:02:50.040 Matt and I did a stand up show once um 0:02:50.080 --> 0:02:55.560 that was outdoors in a an Italian restaurant patio and 0:02:55.840 --> 0:02:59.040 there was like helicopters that kept flying low overhead, and 0:02:59.360 --> 0:03:01.360 it was it was it almost felt like a pop 0:03:01.440 --> 0:03:05.000 up stand up show. And a lady who kept popping 0:03:05.040 --> 0:03:07.760 out of her apartment window, yeah, who kept and asking 0:03:07.840 --> 0:03:11.839 like like for suggestions on her outfit. But the diners 0:03:12.360 --> 0:03:13.840 didn't seem to know that they were going to be 0:03:13.840 --> 0:03:16.519 part of a comedy show, and so they didn't want it. 0:03:16.560 --> 0:03:19.080 They kept trying to talk. It was so awkward, and 0:03:19.120 --> 0:03:21.680 so I told Matt that I wanted to kill myself 0:03:21.960 --> 0:03:23.680 and he told me. He told me. I was like, 0:03:23.680 --> 0:03:25.200 oh my god, does it come to this? Has it 0:03:25.280 --> 0:03:26.920 come to this? And then he was like, you know what, 0:03:27.040 --> 0:03:29.440 let's we decided to be noodle buddies, like in a pool, 0:03:29.919 --> 0:03:31.720 so you hang on. We both hung on to the 0:03:31.720 --> 0:03:35.040 other end of the noodles under um we I'm sitting 0:03:35.040 --> 0:03:37.560 here with Anna hoosnie a our producer, and our other producer, 0:03:37.600 --> 0:03:41.520 Katle Levine from the Nerds podcast. Katie, Yes, you are 0:03:41.520 --> 0:03:44.960 a huge Bachelor fan. So Matt, we have two things 0:03:45.000 --> 0:03:47.520 to discuss. Katie and I need to talk for second. 0:03:47.720 --> 0:03:49.840 And I believe he saw some of this Sunday night 0:03:49.920 --> 0:03:52.160 Valentine's Day Night. By the way, did you guys have nice? 0:03:52.280 --> 0:03:55.360 Nice weeks? Every anybody do anything exciting for Valentine's Daying 0:03:55.520 --> 0:03:58.240 for anything? I bought my wife a heart shaped pizza 0:03:59.160 --> 0:04:05.200 where Taste Chicago and North Hollywood was delicious. Did she 0:04:05.320 --> 0:04:07.920 go to town on that? That is? That is good times? 0:04:08.240 --> 0:04:10.080 I kept saying, I was gonna I'm gonna get you 0:04:10.120 --> 0:04:12.520 a heart shaped pizza for Valentine's day, and you found 0:04:12.520 --> 0:04:15.280 it and I did. I also I booked a spat 0:04:15.400 --> 0:04:20.279 day to Saturday Glennis, Sweet baby Glennis. I'm busy a lot. 0:04:20.360 --> 0:04:22.680 And then she's you know, she's got the baby. So 0:04:22.720 --> 0:04:24.520 I was like, I'll take Jack for the day. We 0:04:24.600 --> 0:04:26.680 have a three month old at home. Matt is so 0:04:26.760 --> 0:04:29.279 cute about you. That baby is so it's like a 0:04:29.320 --> 0:04:33.080 mini version. He's so cute. He's better looking than he's door. 0:04:33.200 --> 0:04:36.039 He's a really good looking My mom was holding the baby. 0:04:36.120 --> 0:04:38.560 She goes, you're gonna have a really easy life. Good 0:04:38.560 --> 0:04:43.159 looking people always do. The sad thing is that she's 0:04:43.200 --> 0:04:46.360 not wrong. I recently showed Matt a child. Matt and 0:04:46.400 --> 0:04:49.200 I both Matt's cousins. We recently found out where my 0:04:49.240 --> 0:04:53.520 babysitters my childhood baby. Yeah, that's really And he found 0:04:53.520 --> 0:04:55.440 out how to pronounce my last name. My last name 0:04:55.480 --> 0:04:58.680 is pronounced marine. I never correct anybody. The whole comedy 0:04:58.760 --> 0:05:01.120 community calls you ardon because there's a y in it. 0:05:01.400 --> 0:05:03.799 But it's like, how I can't. I cannot single handedly 0:05:03.880 --> 0:05:05.760 shut that down. So I just I've just I've just 0:05:06.160 --> 0:05:09.040 rolled over and taken it for years until God bless 0:05:09.120 --> 0:05:11.599 your aunt. She started a revolution of saying, oh, you 0:05:11.640 --> 0:05:14.839 know Oddon Marine. That's my Rhode Island accent, right, you 0:05:14.880 --> 0:05:17.880 know Oddon Marine? You know on Pat wouldn't let it go. 0:05:18.600 --> 0:05:20.359 I guess I've been saying her name wrong. Oh, I 0:05:20.360 --> 0:05:22.599 guess I wouldn't know that her name is Marine. I 0:05:22.680 --> 0:05:25.240 just lived down the street from her. And it turns 0:05:25.320 --> 0:05:28.479 out Aunt Pat was right. And I you know what, 0:05:28.560 --> 0:05:30.760 this is the year sixteen. I take back the night 0:05:30.800 --> 0:05:37.440 with my name Marie sixteen. Oh, deal with it? Okay, um, 0:05:37.520 --> 0:05:41.680 So let's just start out the twentie Bachelor. Tw Let's 0:05:41.680 --> 0:05:44.320 take a trip to Dana Point, California. Has there ever been? 0:05:44.440 --> 0:05:46.640 By the way, I love it? Think I'm a huge mansion. 0:05:46.720 --> 0:05:49.280 They couldn't believe. They couldn't believe that Paul Sheer and 0:05:49.360 --> 0:05:51.320 Ken Marino showed up like they kept there was the 0:05:51.400 --> 0:05:56.159 first person they showed. They couldn't believe that Paul actually 0:05:56.160 --> 0:05:59.120 showed up. We gotta get Paul on to ask the 0:05:59.120 --> 0:06:01.160 Sheer fact that he was there to watch Jade and 0:06:01.200 --> 0:06:04.520 Tanner get married and was surrounded by so much male 0:06:04.640 --> 0:06:07.840 plastic surgery and did you On Instagram he posted a 0:06:07.880 --> 0:06:10.320 picture with Neil Lane and I comment, and I was like, 0:06:10.360 --> 0:06:12.080 oh my god, you met Neil, Oh my god. And 0:06:12.120 --> 0:06:14.400 it's like, did you did you get free ice for that? 0:06:14.680 --> 0:06:17.040 You must have gotten free ice. Now let me just say, 0:06:17.040 --> 0:06:19.599 because I didn't start watching, I've only done a couple 0:06:19.640 --> 0:06:22.240 of seasons a Bachelor here and there and now. But Andrew, 0:06:22.279 --> 0:06:25.680 can I just start Andrew Firestone? How much plastic surgery? 0:06:25.760 --> 0:06:29.320 All the plastic surgery, all the plastic totally and his 0:06:29.560 --> 0:06:32.120 and his answer was so botox stuff like what did 0:06:32.160 --> 0:06:34.120 the Bachelor mean to me? And then I was the 0:06:34.160 --> 0:06:37.240 twenty seven room and asking myself the roy questions. It's like, 0:06:37.680 --> 0:06:39.839 I don't know what has more Rubbert, like his family's 0:06:39.880 --> 0:06:42.920 tires or his face. And I never liked him when 0:06:42.960 --> 0:06:44.400 he was the Bachelor. I always thought he was a 0:06:44.440 --> 0:06:48.120 little SKEEZI yeah, he had lips too. I didn't want 0:06:48.160 --> 0:06:49.599 to make out with him. I did not want to 0:06:49.600 --> 0:06:53.720 make out with him. Um I I was. It felt 0:06:53.720 --> 0:06:56.800 like there's trouble in Paradise for Caitlin. So I hope 0:06:56.839 --> 0:06:59.080 they break up. And they were say because they didn't 0:06:59.120 --> 0:07:00.920 talk to Nick, your boy friend, I wanted to talk 0:07:00.960 --> 0:07:04.159 to neck And then oh my god, she should have 0:07:04.200 --> 0:07:09.320 chosen so stupid and then Ashley, I, oh, we being 0:07:09.360 --> 0:07:12.360 about being in the friend zone. What happened in that house? Now? 0:07:12.400 --> 0:07:15.680 I know you love Ashley I sister, Oh yeah, there's not. 0:07:16.200 --> 0:07:18.120 One of the greatest moments in my life is watching 0:07:18.120 --> 0:07:25.080 her drag her suitcase across the beach Paradise here. What 0:07:25.200 --> 0:07:27.560 is that family? What is it? By the way, the 0:07:27.760 --> 0:07:30.880 editors are back from Bachelor in Paradise edited at that 0:07:30.920 --> 0:07:33.400 because they had the crabs again. They had the crabs 0:07:33.440 --> 0:07:37.240 talking again, which I appreciated. Why is with that family? Seriously, 0:07:37.280 --> 0:07:39.480 all he said is I'm glad she Boy, could she 0:07:39.560 --> 0:07:42.720 not take a hint? She is like a heat see 0:07:43.120 --> 0:07:46.080 miss you know, twenty two or something. So she's just 0:07:46.160 --> 0:07:50.280 super young, Like she's just du How into Aladdin are 0:07:50.440 --> 0:07:52.480 how badly do you want to get in the bone 0:07:52.560 --> 0:07:55.240 zone with Aladdin? That she looks just like Jasmine and 0:07:55.240 --> 0:07:58.720 it's meant to be mentioned that and then like like 0:07:58.880 --> 0:08:00.960 like and if you're gonna cry all the time on TV, 0:08:01.640 --> 0:08:05.160 cry like cute sweet, um keep sweet? Actually him this 0:08:05.240 --> 0:08:08.440 year who could cry adorably not like the ugliest crying 0:08:08.480 --> 0:08:12.000 you've ever seen. They get her loaded and then she 0:08:12.160 --> 0:08:15.480 just melts down. By the way, can we just give 0:08:15.520 --> 0:08:19.960 a shout out to the man cry Montage. I know 0:08:20.080 --> 0:08:23.360 again I missed the mesnic season, but I remember him. 0:08:23.400 --> 0:08:25.320 He has a lot of botox speaking. I can't believe 0:08:25.320 --> 0:08:27.720 you could cry with that much non movement in his way. 0:08:27.880 --> 0:08:31.200 That guy is electric. Did he and he and his 0:08:31.200 --> 0:08:33.560 wife look happy? Now? They did good for them, they do. 0:08:33.760 --> 0:08:36.199 I do remember when that happened, though, like afterwards, that 0:08:36.320 --> 0:08:38.160 the after with the rose or whatever, and he was like, 0:08:38.280 --> 0:08:40.719 I don't love you, Oh my god, no you we 0:08:40.720 --> 0:08:43.720 were saying, like just watching early on it's before like 0:08:43.760 --> 0:08:45.800 all the girls in the first seasons looked like real 0:08:45.840 --> 0:08:49.520 girls had they all look normal and real and like 0:08:49.880 --> 0:08:55.000 not you know what. I met him before he became 0:08:55.040 --> 0:08:58.080 the bachelor. I remember when New Year's Eve his buddies 0:08:58.080 --> 0:09:00.120 go him telling me that he wanted to be an 0:09:00.160 --> 0:09:02.040 actor or he wanted to be Yeah, he wanted to 0:09:02.040 --> 0:09:04.000 be an actor. And I remember suggesting he going to 0:09:04.040 --> 0:09:06.599 like off Broadway theater and he's just like ha ha ha, 0:09:07.080 --> 0:09:10.320 oh no, I've got something much bigger at my sleeve. 0:09:10.880 --> 0:09:13.840 Turns out, what is he doing now? I don't know. 0:09:13.920 --> 0:09:15.520 I don't know what he does. Yeah, some of the 0:09:16.040 --> 0:09:17.920 bachelors I'm like, I'm like, you're fighting for that. I 0:09:18.000 --> 0:09:21.200 also didn't know that the doctor from the doctor he neither. 0:09:21.480 --> 0:09:23.720 I didn't have him, did he. I guess he didn't 0:09:23.720 --> 0:09:25.720 pick anybody. There were so many people I forgot about, 0:09:25.720 --> 0:09:27.960 Like I forgot about I forgot about Jake and Vienna. 0:09:28.200 --> 0:09:31.120 I don't remember. I hated Vienna. She was dumb and 0:09:31.120 --> 0:09:32.880 I was like, why she why choosing her? I was 0:09:32.920 --> 0:09:34.880 mostly excited because you and Aaron had talked a lot 0:09:34.920 --> 0:09:37.200 about the girl that you think murdered her husband and 0:09:37.600 --> 0:09:46.280 life story story tonight. I missed that season and even 0:09:46.320 --> 0:09:48.040 you aout to see how she went to give her 0:09:48.080 --> 0:09:51.079 a hug and then she just like pushed her face 0:09:51.120 --> 0:09:53.240 onto him to like kiss him, and it was the 0:09:53.280 --> 0:09:56.559 most awkward kissing. Who the fox says, my husband's dead, 0:09:56.760 --> 0:09:59.880 but as if that's the greatest thing that has ever 0:10:00.240 --> 0:10:09.880 happen her husband, and I like to me, I also 0:10:10.040 --> 0:10:13.800 like that, like like last season, and again I hadn't 0:10:13.800 --> 0:10:15.480 been in for a while. So last season they went 0:10:15.520 --> 0:10:18.839 to Ireland. This season they just had one cry fest 0:10:18.880 --> 0:10:21.000 with pigs in the Bahamas, like, and now they're going 0:10:21.000 --> 0:10:27.120 to Warsaw, Indiana. I will say it looked kind of pleasant. 0:10:27.240 --> 0:10:29.720 At first, I was like, war Saw Indiana and then 0:10:29.720 --> 0:10:32.240 I'm not gonna lie. Last night I was online googling 0:10:32.520 --> 0:10:37.079 Worsaw Indiana Lake from property real Estate, you can get 0:10:37.120 --> 0:10:41.200 a nice house for like two d Yeah, it was 0:10:41.200 --> 0:10:43.199 pretty cute. You know what else I noticed about the 0:10:43.200 --> 0:10:45.160 older season's going back to that is everyone was a 0:10:45.160 --> 0:10:48.560 little older. People were in their thirties or the twenties 0:10:48.600 --> 0:10:54.040 and everyone the world. Yeah, Trista had full crow's feet, yeah, 0:10:54.120 --> 0:10:57.160 which I appreciate normal. Yeah, and she did get into 0:10:57.200 --> 0:10:59.240 the bone zone in that in that hot top now 0:11:00.520 --> 0:11:03.760 and then Jaden Tanner I actually cried. Carly Song was rough. 0:11:04.040 --> 0:11:08.480 Curly Song was like Carly Song was like do a 0:11:08.679 --> 0:11:11.640 do a do to you and you and you, And 0:11:11.720 --> 0:11:13.760 that was even the guy that was singing when they 0:11:13.760 --> 0:11:15.880 were like when she was walking on the island, why 0:11:15.920 --> 0:11:18.120 are you moving so much? Honestly, oh my god, he 0:11:18.200 --> 0:11:20.600 was moving a lot. And it's like each episode, could 0:11:20.600 --> 0:11:23.400 they get another person that people have to act excited about, like, 0:11:23.440 --> 0:11:27.040 oh my god, I'm so excited. It's Ron Fankelman, who 0:11:27.040 --> 0:11:29.480 doesn't want to slow dance to Ron Fankelman. It's like 0:11:29.720 --> 0:11:33.240 another artist we've never heard of Is there anything else 0:11:33.280 --> 0:11:35.480 you want to wrap up? Is there any other Why 0:11:35.480 --> 0:11:40.120 did those photo booths always have to have those dumb Yeah? 0:11:40.160 --> 0:11:42.640 I don't know. I think that was it. Really it 0:11:42.760 --> 0:11:45.320 was just real cheesy, but it was fun. Katie. Thanks 0:11:45.360 --> 0:11:50.560 for joining no work. She's the master of the nerdest 0:11:50.640 --> 0:11:56.480 podcast network, hardest working woman in podcast. Um. Now, Matt, 0:11:56.679 --> 0:11:58.720 let me ask you this. How how long have you 0:11:58.800 --> 0:12:03.680 been a Bachelor fan? Uh? Touch and go since day one? 0:12:03.880 --> 0:12:08.320 I d I dated a girl back in two thousand four, 0:12:09.360 --> 0:12:14.000 two thousand three, who uh we tried to get on 0:12:14.040 --> 0:12:16.120 the Bachelor and that was kind of the beginning of 0:12:16.120 --> 0:12:17.839 the end. Let me ask so, like, what is the 0:12:17.880 --> 0:12:20.120 psychology of someone who actually tries to get Like what 0:12:20.200 --> 0:12:22.400 was her deal? Like? Who send in that tape? My 0:12:22.440 --> 0:12:25.520 beautiful and talented wife Glenn has nailed it last night 0:12:25.800 --> 0:12:29.680 when she goes God, these women are obsessed with romance novels. Yes, 0:12:30.120 --> 0:12:32.120 and it's like, that's it, That's exactly what it is. 0:12:32.160 --> 0:12:34.720 Oh my god, it's they really are. Because one of 0:12:34.760 --> 0:12:36.880 them was like, I'm sick of all the frogs. I 0:12:36.880 --> 0:12:40.560 want my prince. Oh my god, Yeah, that's I truly again, 0:12:40.640 --> 0:12:42.600 this comes back to you now we have so much 0:12:42.640 --> 0:12:44.360 to get to. We have so much to get to, 0:12:44.880 --> 0:12:46.960 but I want to just headline what we're coming to. 0:12:47.040 --> 0:12:48.280 I just want to give you the things that we're 0:12:48.320 --> 0:12:51.920 coming to. Starting with I've said it from the beginning. 0:12:52.200 --> 0:12:55.200 Kayla is out of her fucking mind, and I'm I 0:12:55.280 --> 0:12:57.280 want to be the moss that clings to a tree 0:12:57.320 --> 0:12:59.480 to grow on. That was the creepiest. That might be 0:12:59.520 --> 0:13:01.880 the creepy it has ever been said. Hey baby, won't 0:13:01.880 --> 0:13:03.720 you be my moss and I'll be autry and you 0:13:03.720 --> 0:13:10.320 can smother me. Then we have um, we have uh, 0:13:10.360 --> 0:13:12.600 oh my god. You know there's someplace I've always wanted 0:13:12.600 --> 0:13:15.800 to take you. It's my local McDonald's. Gonna come to that. 0:13:15.960 --> 0:13:20.280 We're gonna come to that. And then um uh and 0:13:20.280 --> 0:13:24.600 then we have oh god, Okay, the previews coming up 0:13:24.840 --> 0:13:28.640 for JoJo's brother and their cowel next sweaters telling them 0:13:28.679 --> 0:13:31.560 telling the cow next to other brothers that are telling 0:13:32.200 --> 0:13:35.160 Ben that he's been filling their head with too much. Kenny, 0:13:35.160 --> 0:13:37.240 do you want to join us? Do you want to 0:13:37.320 --> 0:13:40.200 chat on this? Why not? Okay? So you guys, like 0:13:40.240 --> 0:13:42.760 I watched that Bachelor in Paradise with with Ashley, I 0:13:43.080 --> 0:13:46.320 making a jackass of herself, and then this one. I 0:13:46.400 --> 0:13:48.880 just I don't know why I got so sucked into 0:13:48.880 --> 0:13:51.679 this season in particular. Okay, well, now let's just start out. 0:13:51.720 --> 0:13:53.880 I realized I start watching the twentieth thing, when they 0:13:54.000 --> 0:13:57.440 kept interviewing Ben, I realized, like, oh my god, he's 0:13:57.440 --> 0:14:02.120 a dumb He's a dumb don he he's he's simple, 0:14:02.480 --> 0:14:11.360 he said, he's a meata. He's basic. He's basic. He's basic. Earlier, 0:14:11.400 --> 0:14:13.760 have you watched him kiss? He doesn't open his mouth. 0:14:13.800 --> 0:14:16.160 He just like presses his lips really hard against the girl. 0:14:16.200 --> 0:14:19.160 And I'm like, that's not how you kiss. You know. 0:14:19.160 --> 0:14:21.040 He's a bumber too. It's like that they keep giving 0:14:21.080 --> 0:14:23.920 him vintage car cars and he pops the collar of 0:14:23.960 --> 0:14:27.280 his like leather men's warehouse jacket, trying to make him 0:14:27.280 --> 0:14:29.480 look like the like the bad guy from the fifties. 0:14:29.560 --> 0:14:31.360 Like he's like trying to cool him up a little, 0:14:31.400 --> 0:14:33.880 but he is. And I think, not to me, not 0:14:33.920 --> 0:14:36.880 that there's anything wrong with this, But he's only six. 0:14:37.000 --> 0:14:40.120 I think he will be fully bald, maybe by thirty. 0:14:40.400 --> 0:14:41.920 By the end of that. He should take finestra. He 0:14:41.920 --> 0:14:46.600 should takes finestra um. Okay, so I wrote terrible kiss, 0:14:46.800 --> 0:14:49.600 terrible kiss. Uh okay, so let's talk about they go. 0:14:49.720 --> 0:14:52.200 So they go to Warsaw, Indiana. I do think he's 0:14:52.240 --> 0:14:54.440 a mama's boy. He feels a bit like a mama's boy. 0:14:55.320 --> 0:14:58.840 He's the only child. I mean, he's picture you haven't 0:14:58.720 --> 0:15:01.720 met as only kissed a mom only looked like. I mean, 0:15:01.720 --> 0:15:04.080 there's so many pictures of him around that house and 0:15:04.120 --> 0:15:06.200 that girl in the movie theater. That was the most 0:15:06.240 --> 0:15:08.360 awkward thing when they drove by the movie theater and 0:15:08.400 --> 0:15:09.760 he was like, I didn't know how to get a kid, 0:15:09.800 --> 0:15:11.560 and then he tried it again and she you could 0:15:11.560 --> 0:15:13.360 tell there was a part of her her like little 0:15:13.440 --> 0:15:16.120 lady Boner went down like you like, are you kidding me? 0:15:17.440 --> 0:15:19.520 And he thought he thought he was being adorable, like 0:15:19.680 --> 0:15:23.720 nailing it, asking for like another kiss. Um. I wrote down, 0:15:23.720 --> 0:15:26.480 no we do not have WiFi because that sign was 0:15:26.520 --> 0:15:30.680 signed in the diner diner, no we do not have 0:15:32.880 --> 0:15:36.080 not and were saw Indiana. Also struck me watching The 0:15:36.400 --> 0:15:39.280 Bachelor twenty and then going to that diner was how 0:15:39.680 --> 0:15:44.280 white the Bachelor is. It's it's really outdated. It's really 0:15:44.440 --> 0:15:47.040 dated looking. It's time to mix and I think the 0:15:47.040 --> 0:15:50.000 oscars are bad. Oh my god, it is so And 0:15:50.040 --> 0:15:52.080 I was like, so that they got to Jubilie and 0:15:52.120 --> 0:15:55.720 like this year they had the most like on white people, 0:15:55.720 --> 0:15:57.200 and I was like, why why did they get at 0:15:57.240 --> 0:16:01.000 least at least Kayla's mom is Asian? But like, boy, 0:16:01.080 --> 0:16:03.480 this is whiter than like a Marine family reunion, like 0:16:03.520 --> 0:16:07.120 and I like this is that means this whole? I'm like, 0:16:07.640 --> 0:16:11.440 it's when you saw that entire ballroom filled with white people. 0:16:12.200 --> 0:16:14.000 Interesting though when you look over the years at all 0:16:14.040 --> 0:16:17.680 the weddings aside from Trista, all the brides were brunettes. 0:16:18.280 --> 0:16:21.680 Just throwing that out there. Interesting. Okay, so we get there. 0:16:21.720 --> 0:16:24.480 So the first date is with I think the front 0:16:24.560 --> 0:16:28.200 runner right now, Ashley the steward is he takes her Lauren. 0:16:28.360 --> 0:16:31.480 I'm sorry, Lauren the steward is. There's so many as Lauren, 0:16:32.440 --> 0:16:34.800 Lauren Bi the stewart as he takes her to like 0:16:34.800 --> 0:16:37.040 like the Boys and Girls Club, And that was really sweet. 0:16:37.080 --> 0:16:39.560 That was cute. That kid that did the half court 0:16:39.640 --> 0:16:43.280 was amazing. First of all, Ronnie Ronnie the half court King, 0:16:44.360 --> 0:16:47.080 Ronnie Ronnie should have gotten half court. Ronnie should have 0:16:47.120 --> 0:16:51.280 gotten to kiss Lauren. Big half court. Ronnie blew my mind. 0:16:51.360 --> 0:16:54.560 Half court Ronnie. He just couldn't stop hitting half court shots. 0:16:54.960 --> 0:16:56.880 And Ben was really sweet with the kids. I will 0:16:56.880 --> 0:16:58.680 say it was key with the kids. Yeah, well he 0:16:58.680 --> 0:17:01.600 can relate to them because he's simple, basic, and he's 0:17:01.640 --> 0:17:05.320 so young. He's so big. Parents look really young parents 0:17:05.400 --> 0:17:07.199 like really, I can't wait to get to when his 0:17:07.240 --> 0:17:09.640 mom cries over the twin. But that's a different. That's 0:17:09.640 --> 0:17:13.400 a different that twins. That's my fear of who I am. 0:17:14.400 --> 0:17:16.639 Stop talking. You have so much more to say than 0:17:16.680 --> 0:17:20.520 that girl. Whenever they did the when the when both 0:17:20.520 --> 0:17:22.880 twins were still on under occupation, it would just say 0:17:22.920 --> 0:17:27.280 Twins still says that, and that's what she is. A 0:17:27.320 --> 0:17:31.120 pro twin, that's what she does. Um. But like I'm 0:17:31.119 --> 0:17:34.040 a twin advocate. Do you think I'm a twin vacated? 0:17:35.200 --> 0:17:38.720 Do you think? To Lauren? I mean, what's amazing is 0:17:38.840 --> 0:17:41.959 you could see he still was doubting her after that 0:17:42.040 --> 0:17:45.800 hater Leah put in Like he still was doubting. Did 0:17:45.800 --> 0:17:48.399 you notice when he was there, Like when they all 0:17:48.400 --> 0:17:50.000 first got to wars On, they're all sitting on the 0:17:50.040 --> 0:17:52.439 couch and it has her like talking over has her 0:17:52.480 --> 0:17:54.880 voice over saying, like, you know, things got a little awkward. 0:17:54.920 --> 0:17:57.119 Did you look at her face, because she's just like, yeah, 0:17:57.160 --> 0:17:59.760 she was like her eyes so wide and she wasn't 0:18:00.240 --> 0:18:02.440 and she looked like just actually she was going to 0:18:02.560 --> 0:18:04.840 kill him. Almost don't know it was actually because she's 0:18:04.840 --> 0:18:07.320 like such a pretty girl, but like that one moment 0:18:07.359 --> 0:18:10.920 a time she looked much plainer and filled with terror. 0:18:11.000 --> 0:18:12.960 And then they did have a good date. They did 0:18:13.000 --> 0:18:15.520 have a good date. So a minute, I forget what happened. 0:18:15.520 --> 0:18:17.840 He brought her to his house and then where the 0:18:18.000 --> 0:18:21.720 dive bar? What do they she met his friends and stuff? 0:18:21.880 --> 0:18:24.120 I don't even I think I like her in that time? 0:18:24.240 --> 0:18:27.240 Didn't he refer to her as my girlfriend, my girlfriend? 0:18:27.280 --> 0:18:29.040 He doesn't. They always do that with all of them. 0:18:29.240 --> 0:18:33.840 They're all his girlfriends. Gross. He wants he wants to 0:18:34.080 --> 0:18:36.439 move to Utah and do polygamy. That's what it feels like. 0:18:36.560 --> 0:18:39.080 I know, it does feel like he really like I 0:18:39.119 --> 0:18:41.360 feel like when I watched and again I didn't watch 0:18:41.440 --> 0:18:46.240 the season messin Nick Messic and all the interviews I've 0:18:46.240 --> 0:18:49.240 seen with him, he gets this creepy, wide eyed plant 0:18:49.280 --> 0:18:51.639 of like enjoy well, you can't, you gotta please all 0:18:51.720 --> 0:18:53.639 the girls, Like you can tell he's jacked off to 0:18:53.720 --> 0:18:56.600 that so many times. There's been so many like a 0:18:56.600 --> 0:18:58.640 spank bank in his brain of like when he got 0:18:58.640 --> 0:19:01.320 to date twenty eight women like that in the twentie 0:19:01.760 --> 0:19:04.480 show of one of them that because there's like five 0:19:04.480 --> 0:19:06.680 couples that are actually still together and one of them 0:19:06.720 --> 0:19:08.880 he's like, he's like, yeah, and then you know, got 0:19:08.880 --> 0:19:10.600 to watch her go on dates with her twenty four 0:19:10.640 --> 0:19:13.280 other boyfriends. Yeah, I forgot. What do you remember what 0:19:13.320 --> 0:19:15.800 you guy said that? No, I don't even know that. 0:19:15.840 --> 0:19:18.040 Maybe it's the ones who are I want to say 0:19:18.040 --> 0:19:23.520 it's the one who named their baby Ford already or something, 0:19:23.600 --> 0:19:25.880 because clearly he was the only Jewish guy I remember 0:19:27.200 --> 0:19:29.400 in the back of a Ford. Let's be honest. Yes 0:19:29.960 --> 0:19:32.280 he was cute. That guy was cute, cute. I don't 0:19:32.280 --> 0:19:34.639 remember his season at all. I'm like, I think I 0:19:35.359 --> 0:19:39.520 think she was a bachelor and he got picked. Well 0:19:39.520 --> 0:19:41.600 that's what. Then it must have been them, because I 0:19:41.640 --> 0:19:43.800 don't I think he got picked. Imeber thinking, yeah it 0:19:43.880 --> 0:19:45.679 was I remember, thinking of cute he was? He was? 0:19:45.720 --> 0:19:49.040 Really remember this he got picked. I think he got picked. Okay, 0:19:49.200 --> 0:19:55.360 so then we get to Joe Jodero. I like, oh, 0:19:56.040 --> 0:19:59.000 she totally is. She kept wearing the pinky Tuscadero. Yeah. 0:19:59.000 --> 0:20:03.919 And her sister was leave Oh yes, yes she was girlfriend. Okay, 0:20:03.960 --> 0:20:07.720 she was art and I have watched a fair shareff. 0:20:08.119 --> 0:20:10.040 We watched Happy Days and just we just hang out 0:20:10.080 --> 0:20:14.080 as comedians do. Watch Happy any hard shaped pizza. I 0:20:14.160 --> 0:20:18.439 have to say, I used to be rooting for Lauren, 0:20:18.560 --> 0:20:21.160 and now I'm rooting for Jojo. I like Jojo a lot, 0:20:21.320 --> 0:20:22.920 and I like I keep I like what he keeps 0:20:22.960 --> 0:20:25.399 saying about her. She gets me. She really gets me. 0:20:25.440 --> 0:20:27.840 I can be myself around her. I think that's huge. 0:20:27.920 --> 0:20:30.760 What's amazing, too, is like she she He's like, why 0:20:30.800 --> 0:20:32.440 do you have these trust issues? It's like because you're 0:20:32.520 --> 0:20:35.000 fucking twenty four other women, you know what I mean? Like, 0:20:35.080 --> 0:20:37.160 why because your hot producers put it in your head 0:20:37.160 --> 0:20:39.000 all this because we're in the middle of an empty 0:20:39.040 --> 0:20:44.040 baseball stadium. It's very unsettling. How could you like, of 0:20:44.080 --> 0:20:46.080 course your guard is up. You have a natural human 0:20:46.119 --> 0:20:49.400 instinct to protect yourself because there's like five other hot 0:20:49.480 --> 0:20:52.000 women that I know and I'm have to be fake 0:20:52.080 --> 0:20:54.960 friends with vying for your attention. He like, is trying 0:20:55.000 --> 0:20:56.600 too hard to get to the because I get the 0:20:56.600 --> 0:20:59.280 women to be vulnerable. What it's like, you know what, 0:20:59.359 --> 0:21:01.960 she has the right level of guardedness of it's like, look, 0:21:02.000 --> 0:21:03.840 when you pick me, I'm in. But until then, you're 0:21:03.840 --> 0:21:08.919 fucking my friends telling me all about it, you know. 0:21:08.960 --> 0:21:10.639 And they have to go hot and then would you 0:21:10.720 --> 0:21:12.280 do like? And then I have to be excited when 0:21:12.280 --> 0:21:14.720 they get a date. So I'm so glad you got 0:21:14.720 --> 0:21:17.760 the date, Jojo, I have to say. And as a 0:21:17.800 --> 0:21:20.080 straight girl, I'm gonna channel Aaron here for a second. 0:21:20.200 --> 0:21:23.080 She has a cute little tush. She like cute and jeans. 0:21:23.240 --> 0:21:25.120 She was really right and she nailed that she hit 0:21:25.200 --> 0:21:27.440 the baseball. I bet you took this as a home run. 0:21:27.560 --> 0:21:31.720