Speaker 1: This is at a Peppertone speaking about The Bachelor. I
Speaker 1: can't take it anymore. I can't take this guy, Ben Okay,
Speaker 1: I can't take where he's from. I can't take the people,
Speaker 1: these women. I can't take it. Okay. I am now
Speaker 1: just going to say this that it has to stop
Speaker 1: me having to watch this show has to stop. You know,
Speaker 1: when they went back to his small town, I just snapped,
Speaker 1: you know what I mean? Because the show is so
Speaker 1: small minded, and the women are so small minded, and
Speaker 1: Becky got eliminated, and this whole fucking thing has taken
Speaker 1: a toll on me. I'm an intellectual. I read Kammu.
Speaker 1: Do you know that Kamu talked about the nature of
Speaker 1: our existence? I read Start, I read Dustoyevsky and this
Speaker 1: is and to say that, oh, Eddie, just because you
Speaker 1: read those books means you can't enjoy The Bachelor. Yes,
Speaker 1: it does. I read fine literature. I like find things
Speaker 1: in life. This is starting to affect my ability to
Speaker 1: enjoy my life. I can't do it anymore. Arden and Aaron. Yes,
Speaker 1: I will watch this series to the end, but this
Speaker 1: episode almost fucking killed me. Okay. I'm a person who
Speaker 1: used to go to the ballet. Yes, I don't go
Speaker 1: there anymore. And I used to go to esoteric events
Speaker 1: and it's not happening because of this fucking show. Someone
Speaker 1: saved me. Now entering noticed dot com this rule you
Speaker 1: the Rose, into your world, Into your world, Matt McCarthy.
Speaker 1: Once again, that was a magical Mark River singing Hi everybody.
Speaker 1: This is art of Marine Party Machine and you're listening
Speaker 1: to I believe episode eight of Will You Accept This Rose?
Speaker 1: Baby Girl? Episode great, episode Great. I am here with
Speaker 1: my good friend and my fellow Rhode Islander man, noodle buddy,
Speaker 1: my noodle buddy, Matt McCarthy. Ladies and gentlemen, Well, hello there,
Speaker 1: Matt and I did a stand up show once um
Speaker 1: that was outdoors in a an Italian restaurant patio and
Speaker 1: there was like helicopters that kept flying low overhead, and
Speaker 1: it was it was it almost felt like a pop
Speaker 1: up stand up show. And a lady who kept popping
Speaker 1: out of her apartment window, yeah, who kept and asking
Speaker 1: like like for suggestions on her outfit. But the diners
Speaker 1: didn't seem to know that they were going to be
Speaker 1: part of a comedy show, and so they didn't want it.
Speaker 1: They kept trying to talk. It was so awkward, and
Speaker 1: so I told Matt that I wanted to kill myself
Speaker 1: and he told me. He told me. I was like,
Speaker 1: oh my god, does it come to this? Has it
Speaker 1: come to this? And then he was like, you know what,
Speaker 1: let's we decided to be noodle buddies, like in a pool,
Speaker 1: so you hang on. We both hung on to the
Speaker 1: other end of the noodles under um we I'm sitting
Speaker 1: here with Anna hoosnie a our producer, and our other producer,
Speaker 1: Katle Levine from the Nerds podcast. Katie, Yes, you are
Speaker 1: a huge Bachelor fan. So Matt, we have two things
Speaker 1: to discuss. Katie and I need to talk for second.
Speaker 1: And I believe he saw some of this Sunday night
Speaker 1: Valentine's Day Night. By the way, did you guys have nice?
Speaker 1: Nice weeks? Every anybody do anything exciting for Valentine's Daying
Speaker 1: for anything? I bought my wife a heart shaped pizza
Speaker 1: where Taste Chicago and North Hollywood was delicious. Did she
Speaker 1: go to town on that? That is? That is good times?
Speaker 1: I kept saying, I was gonna I'm gonna get you
Speaker 1: a heart shaped pizza for Valentine's day, and you found
Speaker 1: it and I did. I also I booked a spat
Speaker 1: day to Saturday Glennis, Sweet baby Glennis. I'm busy a lot.
Speaker 1: And then she's you know, she's got the baby. So
Speaker 1: I was like, I'll take Jack for the day. We
Speaker 1: have a three month old at home. Matt is so
Speaker 1: cute about you. That baby is so it's like a
Speaker 1: mini version. He's so cute. He's better looking than he's door.
Speaker 1: He's a really good looking My mom was holding the baby.
Speaker 1: She goes, you're gonna have a really easy life. Good
Speaker 1: looking people always do. The sad thing is that she's
Speaker 1: not wrong. I recently showed Matt a child. Matt and
Speaker 1: I both Matt's cousins. We recently found out where my
Speaker 1: babysitters my childhood baby. Yeah, that's really And he found
Speaker 1: out how to pronounce my last name. My last name
Speaker 1: is pronounced marine. I never correct anybody. The whole comedy
Speaker 1: community calls you ardon because there's a y in it.
Speaker 1: But it's like, how I can't. I cannot single handedly
Speaker 1: shut that down. So I just I've just I've just
Speaker 1: rolled over and taken it for years until God bless
Speaker 1: your aunt. She started a revolution of saying, oh, you
Speaker 1: know Oddon Marine. That's my Rhode Island accent, right, you
Speaker 1: know Oddon Marine? You know on Pat wouldn't let it go.
Speaker 1: I guess I've been saying her name wrong. Oh, I
Speaker 1: guess I wouldn't know that her name is Marine. I
Speaker 1: just lived down the street from her. And it turns
Speaker 1: out Aunt Pat was right. And I you know what,
Speaker 1: this is the year sixteen. I take back the night
Speaker 1: with my name Marie sixteen. Oh, deal with it? Okay, um,
Speaker 1: So let's just start out the twentie Bachelor. Tw Let's
Speaker 1: take a trip to Dana Point, California. Has there ever been?
Speaker 1: By the way, I love it? Think I'm a huge mansion.
Speaker 1: They couldn't believe. They couldn't believe that Paul Sheer and
Speaker 1: Ken Marino showed up like they kept there was the
Speaker 1: first person they showed. They couldn't believe that Paul actually
Speaker 1: showed up. We gotta get Paul on to ask the
Speaker 1: Sheer fact that he was there to watch Jade and
Speaker 1: Tanner get married and was surrounded by so much male
Speaker 1: plastic surgery and did you On Instagram he posted a
Speaker 1: picture with Neil Lane and I comment, and I was like,
Speaker 1: oh my god, you met Neil, Oh my god. And
Speaker 1: it's like, did you did you get free ice for that?
Speaker 1: You must have gotten free ice. Now let me just say,
Speaker 1: because I didn't start watching, I've only done a couple
Speaker 1: of seasons a Bachelor here and there and now. But Andrew,
Speaker 1: can I just start Andrew Firestone? How much plastic surgery?
Speaker 1: All the plastic surgery, all the plastic totally and his
Speaker 1: and his answer was so botox stuff like what did
Speaker 1: the Bachelor mean to me? And then I was the
Speaker 1: twenty seven room and asking myself the roy questions. It's like,
Speaker 1: I don't know what has more Rubbert, like his family's
Speaker 1: tires or his face. And I never liked him when
Speaker 1: he was the Bachelor. I always thought he was a
Speaker 1: little SKEEZI yeah, he had lips too. I didn't want
Speaker 1: to make out with him. I did not want to
Speaker 1: make out with him. Um I I was. It felt
Speaker 1: like there's trouble in Paradise for Caitlin. So I hope
Speaker 1: they break up. And they were say because they didn't
Speaker 1: talk to Nick, your boy friend, I wanted to talk
Speaker 1: to neck And then oh my god, she should have
Speaker 1: chosen so stupid and then Ashley, I, oh, we being
Speaker 1: about being in the friend zone. What happened in that house? Now?
Speaker 1: I know you love Ashley I sister, Oh yeah, there's not.
Speaker 1: One of the greatest moments in my life is watching
Speaker 1: her drag her suitcase across the beach Paradise here. What
Speaker 1: is that family? What is it? By the way, the
Speaker 1: editors are back from Bachelor in Paradise edited at that
Speaker 1: because they had the crabs again. They had the crabs
Speaker 1: talking again, which I appreciated. Why is with that family? Seriously,
Speaker 1: all he said is I'm glad she Boy, could she
Speaker 1: not take a hint? She is like a heat see
Speaker 1: miss you know, twenty two or something. So she's just
Speaker 1: super young, Like she's just du How into Aladdin are
Speaker 1: how badly do you want to get in the bone
Speaker 1: zone with Aladdin? That she looks just like Jasmine and
Speaker 1: it's meant to be mentioned that and then like like
Speaker 1: like and if you're gonna cry all the time on TV,
Speaker 1: cry like cute sweet, um keep sweet? Actually him this
Speaker 1: year who could cry adorably not like the ugliest crying
Speaker 1: you've ever seen. They get her loaded and then she
Speaker 1: just melts down. By the way, can we just give
Speaker 1: a shout out to the man cry Montage. I know
Speaker 1: again I missed the mesnic season, but I remember him.
Speaker 1: He has a lot of botox speaking. I can't believe
Speaker 1: you could cry with that much non movement in his way.
Speaker 1: That guy is electric. Did he and he and his
Speaker 1: wife look happy? Now? They did good for them, they do.
Speaker 1: I do remember when that happened, though, like afterwards, that
Speaker 1: the after with the rose or whatever, and he was like,
Speaker 1: I don't love you, Oh my god, no you we
Speaker 1: were saying, like just watching early on it's before like
Speaker 1: all the girls in the first seasons looked like real
Speaker 1: girls had they all look normal and real and like
Speaker 1: not you know what. I met him before he became
Speaker 1: the bachelor. I remember when New Year's Eve his buddies
Speaker 1: go him telling me that he wanted to be an
Speaker 1: actor or he wanted to be Yeah, he wanted to
Speaker 1: be an actor. And I remember suggesting he going to
Speaker 1: like off Broadway theater and he's just like ha ha ha,
Speaker 1: oh no, I've got something much bigger at my sleeve.
Speaker 1: Turns out, what is he doing now? I don't know.
Speaker 1: I don't know what he does. Yeah, some of the
Speaker 1: bachelors I'm like, I'm like, you're fighting for that. I
Speaker 1: also didn't know that the doctor from the doctor he neither.
Speaker 1: I didn't have him, did he. I guess he didn't
Speaker 1: pick anybody. There were so many people I forgot about,
Speaker 1: Like I forgot about I forgot about Jake and Vienna.
Speaker 1: I don't remember. I hated Vienna. She was dumb and
Speaker 1: I was like, why she why choosing her? I was
Speaker 1: mostly excited because you and Aaron had talked a lot
Speaker 1: about the girl that you think murdered her husband and
Speaker 1: life story story tonight. I missed that season and even
Speaker 1: you aout to see how she went to give her
Speaker 1: a hug and then she just like pushed her face
Speaker 1: onto him to like kiss him, and it was the
Speaker 1: most awkward kissing. Who the fox says, my husband's dead,
Speaker 1: but as if that's the greatest thing that has ever
Speaker 1: happen her husband, and I like to me, I also
Speaker 1: like that, like like last season, and again I hadn't
Speaker 1: been in for a while. So last season they went
Speaker 1: to Ireland. This season they just had one cry fest
Speaker 1: with pigs in the Bahamas, like, and now they're going
Speaker 1: to Warsaw, Indiana. I will say it looked kind of pleasant.
Speaker 1: At first, I was like, war Saw Indiana and then
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna lie. Last night I was online googling
Speaker 1: Worsaw Indiana Lake from property real Estate, you can get
Speaker 1: a nice house for like two d Yeah, it was
Speaker 1: pretty cute. You know what else I noticed about the
Speaker 1: older season's going back to that is everyone was a
Speaker 1: little older. People were in their thirties or the twenties
Speaker 1: and everyone the world. Yeah, Trista had full crow's feet, yeah,
Speaker 1: which I appreciate normal. Yeah, and she did get into
Speaker 1: the bone zone in that in that hot top now
Speaker 1: and then Jaden Tanner I actually cried. Carly Song was rough.
Speaker 1: Curly Song was like Carly Song was like do a
Speaker 1: do a do to you and you and you, And
Speaker 1: that was even the guy that was singing when they
Speaker 1: were like when she was walking on the island, why
Speaker 1: are you moving so much? Honestly, oh my god, he
Speaker 1: was moving a lot. And it's like each episode, could
Speaker 1: they get another person that people have to act excited about, like,
Speaker 1: oh my god, I'm so excited. It's Ron Fankelman, who
Speaker 1: doesn't want to slow dance to Ron Fankelman. It's like
Speaker 1: another artist we've never heard of Is there anything else
Speaker 1: you want to wrap up? Is there any other Why
Speaker 1: did those photo booths always have to have those dumb Yeah?
Speaker 1: I don't know. I think that was it. Really it
Speaker 1: was just real cheesy, but it was fun. Katie. Thanks
Speaker 1: for joining no work. She's the master of the nerdest
Speaker 1: podcast network, hardest working woman in podcast. Um. Now, Matt,
Speaker 1: let me ask you this. How how long have you
Speaker 1: been a Bachelor fan? Uh? Touch and go since day one?
Speaker 1: I d I dated a girl back in two thousand four,
Speaker 1: two thousand three, who uh we tried to get on
Speaker 1: the Bachelor and that was kind of the beginning of
Speaker 1: the end. Let me ask so, like, what is the
Speaker 1: psychology of someone who actually tries to get Like what
Speaker 1: was her deal? Like? Who send in that tape? My
Speaker 1: beautiful and talented wife Glenn has nailed it last night
Speaker 1: when she goes God, these women are obsessed with romance novels. Yes,
Speaker 1: and it's like, that's it, That's exactly what it is.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, it's they really are. Because one of
Speaker 1: them was like, I'm sick of all the frogs. I
Speaker 1: want my prince. Oh my god, Yeah, that's I truly again,
Speaker 1: this comes back to you now we have so much
Speaker 1: to get to. We have so much to get to,
Speaker 1: but I want to just headline what we're coming to.
Speaker 1: I just want to give you the things that we're
Speaker 1: coming to. Starting with I've said it from the beginning.
Speaker 1: Kayla is out of her fucking mind, and I'm I
Speaker 1: want to be the moss that clings to a tree
Speaker 1: to grow on. That was the creepiest. That might be
Speaker 1: the creepy it has ever been said. Hey baby, won't
Speaker 1: you be my moss and I'll be autry and you
Speaker 1: can smother me. Then we have um, we have uh,
Speaker 1: oh my god. You know there's someplace I've always wanted
Speaker 1: to take you. It's my local McDonald's. Gonna come to that.
Speaker 1: We're gonna come to that. And then um uh and
Speaker 1: then we have oh god, Okay, the previews coming up
Speaker 1: for JoJo's brother and their cowel next sweaters telling them
Speaker 1: telling the cow next to other brothers that are telling
Speaker 1: Ben that he's been filling their head with too much. Kenny,
Speaker 1: do you want to join us? Do you want to
Speaker 1: chat on this? Why not? Okay? So you guys, like
Speaker 1: I watched that Bachelor in Paradise with with Ashley, I
Speaker 1: making a jackass of herself, and then this one. I
Speaker 1: just I don't know why I got so sucked into
Speaker 1: this season in particular. Okay, well, now let's just start out.
Speaker 1: I realized I start watching the twentieth thing, when they
Speaker 1: kept interviewing Ben, I realized, like, oh my god, he's
Speaker 1: a dumb He's a dumb don he he's he's simple,
Speaker 1: he said, he's a meata. He's basic. He's basic. He's basic. Earlier,
Speaker 1: have you watched him kiss? He doesn't open his mouth.
Speaker 1: He just like presses his lips really hard against the girl.
Speaker 1: And I'm like, that's not how you kiss. You know.
Speaker 1: He's a bumber too. It's like that they keep giving
Speaker 1: him vintage car cars and he pops the collar of
Speaker 1: his like leather men's warehouse jacket, trying to make him
Speaker 1: look like the like the bad guy from the fifties.
Speaker 1: Like he's like trying to cool him up a little,
Speaker 1: but he is. And I think, not to me, not
Speaker 1: that there's anything wrong with this, But he's only six.
Speaker 1: I think he will be fully bald, maybe by thirty.
Speaker 1: By the end of that. He should take finestra. He
Speaker 1: should takes finestra um. Okay, so I wrote terrible kiss,
Speaker 1: terrible kiss. Uh okay, so let's talk about they go.
Speaker 1: So they go to Warsaw, Indiana. I do think he's
Speaker 1: a mama's boy. He feels a bit like a mama's boy.
Speaker 1: He's the only child. I mean, he's picture you haven't
Speaker 1: met as only kissed a mom only looked like. I mean,
Speaker 1: there's so many pictures of him around that house and
Speaker 1: that girl in the movie theater. That was the most
Speaker 1: awkward thing when they drove by the movie theater and
Speaker 1: he was like, I didn't know how to get a kid,
Speaker 1: and then he tried it again and she you could
Speaker 1: tell there was a part of her her like little
Speaker 1: lady Boner went down like you like, are you kidding me?
Speaker 1: And he thought he thought he was being adorable, like
Speaker 1: nailing it, asking for like another kiss. Um. I wrote down,
Speaker 1: no we do not have WiFi because that sign was
Speaker 1: signed in the diner diner, no we do not have
Speaker 1: not and were saw Indiana. Also struck me watching The
Speaker 1: Bachelor twenty and then going to that diner was how
Speaker 1: white the Bachelor is. It's it's really outdated. It's really
Speaker 1: dated looking. It's time to mix and I think the
Speaker 1: oscars are bad. Oh my god, it is so And
Speaker 1: I was like, so that they got to Jubilie and
Speaker 1: like this year they had the most like on white people,
Speaker 1: and I was like, why why did they get at
Speaker 1: least at least Kayla's mom is Asian? But like, boy,
Speaker 1: this is whiter than like a Marine family reunion, like
Speaker 1: and I like this is that means this whole? I'm like,
Speaker 1: it's when you saw that entire ballroom filled with white people.
Speaker 1: Interesting though when you look over the years at all
Speaker 1: the weddings aside from Trista, all the brides were brunettes.
Speaker 1: Just throwing that out there. Interesting. Okay, so we get there.
Speaker 1: So the first date is with I think the front
Speaker 1: runner right now, Ashley the steward is he takes her Lauren.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, Lauren the steward is. There's so many as Lauren,
Speaker 1: Lauren Bi the stewart as he takes her to like
Speaker 1: like the Boys and Girls Club, And that was really sweet.
Speaker 1: That was cute. That kid that did the half court
Speaker 1: was amazing. First of all, Ronnie Ronnie the half court King,
Speaker 1: Ronnie Ronnie should have gotten half court. Ronnie should have
Speaker 1: gotten to kiss Lauren. Big half court. Ronnie blew my mind.
Speaker 1: Half court Ronnie. He just couldn't stop hitting half court shots.
Speaker 1: And Ben was really sweet with the kids. I will
Speaker 1: say it was key with the kids. Yeah, well he
Speaker 1: can relate to them because he's simple, basic, and he's
Speaker 1: so young. He's so big. Parents look really young parents
Speaker 1: like really, I can't wait to get to when his
Speaker 1: mom cries over the twin. But that's a different. That's
Speaker 1: a different that twins. That's my fear of who I am.
Speaker 1: Stop talking. You have so much more to say than
Speaker 1: that girl. Whenever they did the when the when both
Speaker 1: twins were still on under occupation, it would just say
Speaker 1: Twins still says that, and that's what she is. A
Speaker 1: pro twin, that's what she does. Um. But like I'm
Speaker 1: a twin advocate. Do you think I'm a twin vacated?
Speaker 1: Do you think? To Lauren? I mean, what's amazing is
Speaker 1: you could see he still was doubting her after that
Speaker 1: hater Leah put in Like he still was doubting. Did
Speaker 1: you notice when he was there, Like when they all
Speaker 1: first got to wars On, they're all sitting on the
Speaker 1: couch and it has her like talking over has her
Speaker 1: voice over saying, like, you know, things got a little awkward.
Speaker 1: Did you look at her face, because she's just like, yeah,
Speaker 1: she was like her eyes so wide and she wasn't
Speaker 1: and she looked like just actually she was going to
Speaker 1: kill him. Almost don't know it was actually because she's
Speaker 1: like such a pretty girl, but like that one moment
Speaker 1: a time she looked much plainer and filled with terror.
Speaker 1: And then they did have a good date. They did
Speaker 1: have a good date. So a minute, I forget what happened.
Speaker 1: He brought her to his house and then where the
Speaker 1: dive bar? What do they she met his friends and stuff?
Speaker 1: I don't even I think I like her in that time?
Speaker 1: Didn't he refer to her as my girlfriend, my girlfriend?
Speaker 1: He doesn't. They always do that with all of them.
Speaker 1: They're all his girlfriends. Gross. He wants he wants to
Speaker 1: move to Utah and do polygamy. That's what it feels like.
Speaker 1: I know, it does feel like he really like I
Speaker 1: feel like when I watched and again I didn't watch
Speaker 1: the season messin Nick Messic and all the interviews I've
Speaker 1: seen with him, he gets this creepy, wide eyed plant
Speaker 1: of like enjoy well, you can't, you gotta please all
Speaker 1: the girls, Like you can tell he's jacked off to
Speaker 1: that so many times. There's been so many like a
Speaker 1: spank bank in his brain of like when he got
Speaker 1: to date twenty eight women like that in the twentie
Speaker 1: show of one of them that because there's like five
Speaker 1: couples that are actually still together and one of them
Speaker 1: he's like, he's like, yeah, and then you know, got
Speaker 1: to watch her go on dates with her twenty four
Speaker 1: other boyfriends. Yeah, I forgot. What do you remember what
Speaker 1: you guy said that? No, I don't even know that.
Speaker 1: Maybe it's the ones who are I want to say
Speaker 1: it's the one who named their baby Ford already or something,
Speaker 1: because clearly he was the only Jewish guy I remember
Speaker 1: in the back of a Ford. Let's be honest. Yes
Speaker 1: he was cute. That guy was cute, cute. I don't
Speaker 1: remember his season at all. I'm like, I think I
Speaker 1: think she was a bachelor and he got picked. Well
Speaker 1: that's what. Then it must have been them, because I
Speaker 1: don't I think he got picked. Imeber thinking, yeah it
Speaker 1: was I remember, thinking of cute he was? He was?
Speaker 1: Really remember this he got picked. I think he got picked. Okay,
Speaker 1: so then we get to Joe Jodero. I like, oh,
Speaker 1: she totally is. She kept wearing the pinky Tuscadero. Yeah.
Speaker 1: And her sister was leave Oh yes, yes she was girlfriend. Okay,
Speaker 1: she was art and I have watched a fair shareff.
Speaker 1: We watched Happy Days and just we just hang out
Speaker 1: as comedians do. Watch Happy any hard shaped pizza. I
Speaker 1: have to say, I used to be rooting for Lauren,
Speaker 1: and now I'm rooting for Jojo. I like Jojo a lot,
Speaker 1: and I like I keep I like what he keeps
Speaker 1: saying about her. She gets me. She really gets me.
Speaker 1: I can be myself around her. I think that's huge.
Speaker 1: What's amazing, too, is like she she He's like, why
Speaker 1: do you have these trust issues? It's like because you're
Speaker 1: fucking twenty four other women, you know what I mean? Like,
Speaker 1: why because your hot producers put it in your head
Speaker 1: all this because we're in the middle of an empty
Speaker 1: baseball stadium. It's very unsettling. How could you like, of
Speaker 1: course your guard is up. You have a natural human
Speaker 1: instinct to protect yourself because there's like five other hot
Speaker 1: women that I know and I'm have to be fake
Speaker 1: friends with vying for your attention. He like, is trying
Speaker 1: too hard to get to the because I get the
Speaker 1: women to be vulnerable. What it's like, you know what,
Speaker 1: she has the right level of guardedness of it's like, look,
Speaker 1: when you pick me, I'm in. But until then, you're
Speaker 1: fucking my friends telling me all about it, you know.
Speaker 1: And they have to go hot and then would you
Speaker 1: do like? And then I have to be excited when
Speaker 1: they get a date. So I'm so glad you got
Speaker 1: the date, Jojo, I have to say. And as a
Speaker 1: straight girl, I'm gonna channel Aaron here for a second.
Speaker 1: She has a cute little tush. She like cute and jeans.
Speaker 1: She was really right and she nailed that she hit
Speaker 1: the baseball. I bet you took this as a home run.
Speaker 1: She really had a cute little and um, I he
Speaker 1: definitely wants to get into the boat. He wants to
Speaker 1: nail her, he wants I think he just genuinely likes
Speaker 1: her as a person. She's actually, to me, almost too
Speaker 1: interesting for Ben. I almost hope that Lauren ends up
Speaker 1: with him, so we get so Jojo gets to be
Speaker 1: the bachelor at because I can see that happening because
Speaker 1: she's more interesting than she's longing for it. And I
Speaker 1: think that, Like, it makes sense that he would like
Speaker 1: her because he did like Caitlin and he she they
Speaker 1: both have personality. But she reminds me of Caitlin, which
Speaker 1: is why I think she would be the next bachelor
Speaker 1: if she's not chosen. And she's like and she like
Speaker 1: comforts the other girls, like she actually seems like a
Speaker 1: cool human, Like I thought her hair was very pretty
Speaker 1: in the interview segments too, she's got like I don't
Speaker 1: know if she's just like it because she has roots
Speaker 1: or if she has ombre, but whatever is happening with
Speaker 1: her hair the color, I like it. She's a pretty girl.
Speaker 1: Is there anything? Oh my god, why are you scared?
Speaker 1: Here's the other thing? And the thing when when? On
Speaker 1: all these dates, and I guess this is probably true
Speaker 1: of every bachelor, Like they don't actually ever get into
Speaker 1: any substance like what do you do for a living?
Speaker 1: Where do you live? What do you do for fun?
Speaker 1: All it is is like I think I have feelings
Speaker 1: for you, but it's not based on any I wonder
Speaker 1: how much happens off camera though, interesting because like whenever
Speaker 1: they do show like the you know, the bloopers, I
Speaker 1: guess that is what it is technically it's then like
Speaker 1: talking and doing stuff. So I really wonder how much
Speaker 1: of it is off camera, like how much they let
Speaker 1: them talk off camera. I loved that during the anniversary,
Speaker 1: like the camera person like broke. I love that. I
Speaker 1: loved the breaking of the plates. I liked at the
Speaker 1: end of this one. I liked the bugs in the
Speaker 1: I like the grasshopper. There's many in India, you know what.
Speaker 1: I was going to buy a house in Indiana until
Speaker 1: I saw the grasshoppers ever gonna move into my hair,
Speaker 1: and then I was like, I gotta, I gotta get
Speaker 1: off this. I had to get I literally went on
Speaker 1: truly Trulia and Zillo last night. We're trying to get
Speaker 1: a lake front property. I gotta say a town. That
Speaker 1: town population fourteen thousand. It's a good last town is
Speaker 1: see the most popular guy. I mean that. Okay, So
Speaker 1: let's get to the date that he goes on when
Speaker 1: he goes with Amanda, the single mom, she claims as
Speaker 1: she feeds McDonald's to her children, and I was like, no,
Speaker 1: you don't, Oh my god. Okay, So that is the
Speaker 1: first date ever of like, I'm so excited, by the way,
Speaker 1: So that's the most awkward thing in the barn. Let's
Speaker 1: start the group date. We've got Oh my god, the
Speaker 1: posts and the kite flying was that it's like it
Speaker 1: was really, he's not a man. No, it's he's a puss.
Speaker 1: He's he's a little boy. He's a boy and he's
Speaker 1: a dummy. And it doesn't why don't you? Why are you?
Speaker 1: Why are you feeling her? But it's like, what did
Speaker 1: Beecca expect? Don't blindside me. You're on the bat so
Speaker 1: you're gonna get blind unless you win. Guess what you're
Speaker 1: going to get blindsided. There's no easy way to not
Speaker 1: get blind. He really liked Pecca, you know, I don't know.
Speaker 1: I was surprised. He's like a magpie. She hasn't been
Speaker 1: in front of him. And I like Lauren h He
Speaker 1: liked the school tea like like the chicken head. We
Speaker 1: didn't like her over but when to teach you. I
Speaker 1: didn't like her she was, but I respect that. I
Speaker 1: like that you liked her. I liked that you liked her.
Speaker 1: I get her, hated her, but I just doesn't like
Speaker 1: I don't know. We found her she was a goober.
Speaker 1: Eric Eric called her called her the sea the sea bag.
Speaker 1: From your sorority. That's what Eric called her. But you
Speaker 1: know what, she was gooding. I liked that, you liked her.
Speaker 1: She had great legs, she looked good at what you
Speaker 1: know what. Every little girl's dream is to go to
Speaker 1: fashion week in Mexico City, and she got to do that.
Speaker 1: To do that. So Amanda wins the group. Kayla, I'm
Speaker 1: not feeling Kayla. When so when he interviews Kayla, and
Speaker 1: she's upset because she just has her family and she's
Speaker 1: moved around. But he's saying, can you picture yourself here?
Speaker 1: And basically she's like, whatever you want, whatever you want,
Speaker 1: whatever answers. And by the way, and she was the
Speaker 1: one last week he was like, I'm gonna break your heart.
Speaker 1: So so there's she's a zero. There's like, she's a
Speaker 1: full whatever you want to project onto me. She does
Speaker 1: have a bouncy blow up. I must sleep in curlers.
Speaker 1: But aside from that, yeah, that creepy. That is the
Speaker 1: creepiest answer I've ever heard. I'm like, I just picture
Speaker 1: myself like Moss. And basically she she didn't say on
Speaker 1: whatever side of the tree wants to creel, And it
Speaker 1: was almost like unlike whatever tree walked by me like
Speaker 1: it almost felt like whoever is in front of me,
Speaker 1: I'm going to cling to until another tree walks by,
Speaker 1: and then I'm gonna transfer my moth patch to this.
Speaker 1: You can't you can't like that. You can't trust someone
Speaker 1: who's covered in moss. I grew up watching he Man.
Speaker 1: There was a guy called moss Man, and you couldn't
Speaker 1: trust him. You couldn't see him coming, and you couldn't
Speaker 1: put him in the slide. I'm pit were you freaked
Speaker 1: out by Kayla? That is That is one of the
Speaker 1: most disturbing things I've ever heard somebody say about themselves. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm moss like you're you're a creep'. I think she's
Speaker 1: going to make it to the fantasy suite because he
Speaker 1: clearly does have a bonus. Think she's going to win.
Speaker 1: I don't think she's gonna win, but I think she's
Speaker 1: going to make it pretty far because I know he
Speaker 1: wants to have He definitely has a boner. First. Definitely,
Speaker 1: you're right about her hair though, when they were standing
Speaker 1: by all those like leaves that were clearly placed by as,
Speaker 1: all I got looking at was her hair is huge.
Speaker 1: She's got really bouncy hair. She's got big, full hair,
Speaker 1: but I think she slips in like almost like orange
Speaker 1: juice cans all over her head. So she wakes up
Speaker 1: and it's like a perfect because I think they have
Speaker 1: to do their own hair and makeup at this stage,
Speaker 1: and I was I've been wondering that the whole time.
Speaker 1: That's because how did they get their hair to look
Speaker 1: like well, like now, do you watch Unreal? Do you
Speaker 1: watch Unreal? You would love it, but there's no hair
Speaker 1: and makeup personal I think the girls because we see
Speaker 1: them painting their own nails and you'll see like both
Speaker 1: girls have the same color nails and get the feeling.
Speaker 1: I think these are no one has an advantage. I
Speaker 1: think these are sorority girls who've been brought up to
Speaker 1: know how to get full face together. For every class
Speaker 1: that they go, they look great. They look great. They
Speaker 1: all do agree. They look way better than I do.
Speaker 1: When I go on auditions. I need them to come
Speaker 1: do my hair and makeup for pilot seasons together. How
Speaker 1: long would it take me to do that? Because I'm
Speaker 1: I'm a lazy person. I don't want to do that.
Speaker 1: Oh God, I don't mind pillaying dress up a little bit,
Speaker 1: but it's still I would still have like lipstick on
Speaker 1: my chin. Okay, so then we have so listeners. I'm
Speaker 1: sitting here with three beautiful, fresh face women. Okay, girls,
Speaker 1: you're wasting your time with all this pain. Oh my god,
Speaker 1: thanks Matt. That's nice. That's nice. Beauty, beauty, beauty. Oh
Speaker 1: my god, Matt Carthy, Matt, you know what you're You're
Speaker 1: a nice guy. You're a good egg. I'm not even
Speaker 1: I'm not even bullshit. Thank you, thank you. I appreciate that. Unfortunately,
Speaker 1: I have an audition right after this. I will be
Speaker 1: putting half of Sepphora on my face. Well that's the
Speaker 1: that's the that's the that's the business that we're in.
Speaker 1: So I want to talk about a man um who's
Speaker 1: a delight. The single mom. She's my favorite right now.
Speaker 1: She's actually like a real person. I'm worried for her.
Speaker 1: In the previews, those crying kids that they shove them
Speaker 1: all into a minivan and make him drive around. That's
Speaker 1: the worst date ever. He just looked like he had
Speaker 1: this look of like panic. Why did I send back home? Yeah? Yeah,
Speaker 1: the panic. She did leave to infants to come onto
Speaker 1: the Bachelor. Yeah, you have to wonder about a mom's choice,
Speaker 1: like infant, And then when she says stuff like if
Speaker 1: you tell me i'd be thinking about bringing him to
Speaker 1: meet my kids, I tell you were crazy. It's like,
Speaker 1: then why did you go in the Bachelor? And she
Speaker 1: don't even like a couple of weeks ago, and it's like, wait,
Speaker 1: how long have you been on the Why why did
Speaker 1: you go in the bacheloor if you didn't think that
Speaker 1: was an option? Why did you leave your infants? It
Speaker 1: go on the Bachelor? How long are they away? I
Speaker 1: think like eight weeks or so. I think the whole thing,
Speaker 1: if you win, is an eight week process. Top. I
Speaker 1: actually think it might be shorter than that. I think
Speaker 1: eight weeks tops. Yeah, that's that's your kid's gonna look
Speaker 1: totally different when you come back. Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1: So they went yeah, first of all, I've always I
Speaker 1: love also like can I steal you for a minute?
Speaker 1: And then on every gate, I also like, there's something
Speaker 1: I'm really excited about showing you. It's one of my
Speaker 1: favorite places in Warsaw and Inanna it's McDonald's. And she
Speaker 1: had to go, oh great, I love McDonald's. And it
Speaker 1: was a really nice movie and nice McDonald's. I loved
Speaker 1: the bow and the lady of the hair that worked there.
Speaker 1: I love them working the drive through. I like when
Speaker 1: he's like, oh, I've always wanted to go behind the
Speaker 1: count guys, McDonald's doesn't pay me like a shipload of
Speaker 1: money to say this, and she's like, okay, yeah, come
Speaker 1: on back. Also, did you notice at Wrigley Field you
Speaker 1: could see a McDonald's logo in the background for half
Speaker 1: a second. Everything else is shut off in in like
Speaker 1: the concourse, But then the McDonald's arch just lit up. God,
Speaker 1: it brought me out and she was forced to say afterwards,
Speaker 1: you know what I hadn't I didn't basically like, I
Speaker 1: didn't think I could get any better than McDonald's. But
Speaker 1: apparently ever made the carnival. Oh my god, the carnival
Speaker 1: where there's just corn fed white people staring at you
Speaker 1: as you go on, right, just children on the corn
Speaker 1: staring at you as you watch, and you go on
Speaker 1: all the carnival rude. That's what it felt like. It
Speaker 1: felt like like a Twilight Zone where like a little
Speaker 1: boy like had scared everyone else out of the town
Speaker 1: and then he had his carnival and everyone's forced to
Speaker 1: watch him have fun at the carnival. It is, and
Speaker 1: it's like and it's like the big dumb the big
Speaker 1: like bastic Ben, who is like the quarterback that's gonna
Speaker 1: be like the and you know what, he's probably never had.
Speaker 1: What's amazing he does seem to have empathy for like
Speaker 1: the single moms were like real people, because he seems
Speaker 1: like he's never had one negative thing happened in his
Speaker 1: life except for being like go by Caitlin and wearing
Speaker 1: cowl next sweater, but like like, yes, you get watched,
Speaker 1: you get watched. On the ride it was And then
Speaker 1: I want to just quote Amanda as saying, um um,
Speaker 1: I'm close to falling in love with Ben. It's so
Speaker 1: scary because I'm close to falling in love with Ben
Speaker 1: right now. That was a sentence. It's so scary because
Speaker 1: and then you loop back in and she probably said
Speaker 1: that for like thirty minutes on loop Oh my god,
Speaker 1: I mean behind the counters at McDonald's. I do see
Speaker 1: how scared he got on that ride till he was legitimate.
Speaker 1: And I love that she was like that wasn't bad,
Speaker 1: and he just looked at her like that was the
Speaker 1: most real moment of the entire series. And you can
Speaker 1: tell you they're like what he's like. I hear Carney's
Speaker 1: I hear I had Carney touched me when I was
Speaker 1: a child, I would want to do that. I got
Speaker 1: scared on the care not a carose what's the merry
Speaker 1: go round? The Ferris scary. I got scared on the
Speaker 1: one in towards r us in Times Square. I should
Speaker 1: go go California Venture at Disneyland. That's on like the
Speaker 1: like rocks, it's on. Want that any I'll go if
Speaker 1: it's going fat, I'll go on any drop. I'll go
Speaker 1: on any coaster, but the ferrest will I don't think
Speaker 1: it going slow. You gotta go. Just whip me through
Speaker 1: cork screw at Rocky Point. Oh my god, correct Rocky Point,
Speaker 1: Rocky Point. It's so exciting. Rockey Point and Rocky Point.
Speaker 1: You're all in finding Rocky Point. That's the Rhode Island.
Speaker 1: Here's another one. Ready. We're the biggest little state in
Speaker 1: the Union, Rhode Island, Rhode Island, the biggest little state
Speaker 1: in the Union, Rhode Island, Rhode Island. Come in see
Speaker 1: Rhode Island, Rhode Island. Okay, damn okay, so then you guys, Anna,
Speaker 1: we also got Boston commercials too. Oh, I can walk
Speaker 1: like a penguin. I don't remember that the Boston Aquarium
Speaker 1: I didn't get. We didn't get that many channels in
Speaker 1: a little Compton only had like two stations because we
Speaker 1: had the Tower of the Dump and you had to
Speaker 1: go to my cousin's video store around videos. You know what.
Speaker 1: My mom sent my head shot and got it taped
Speaker 1: up at like the at the counter at the video
Speaker 1: store to get like and it said, do not accept
Speaker 1: checks from this little girl. Do not accept checking this
Speaker 1: child their bullshit? Um, okay, so let's get to the Twin.
Speaker 1: You guys, Oh boy, do you want to get in here?
Speaker 1: Here comes Anna pose and it's tagging in. Okay, the Twin,
Speaker 1: here's my here. I watched The Twin legitimately, I'm not kidding.
Speaker 1: I get I have anxiety, like when I have anxiety
Speaker 1: with certain people, not with you, guys. I fear I
Speaker 1: watched The Twin because we don't embarrass ourselves on national television.
Speaker 1: I'm afraid that that's how I would be if I
Speaker 1: went to meet the Bachelor's Monee. Maybe I don't think
Speaker 1: I would ever say I'm average and everything I do,
Speaker 1: but I'd be above average as a mom. That was
Speaker 1: she was sweet his mom crying crying after you don't
Speaker 1: I feel bad for the twin watching a mom crying
Speaker 1: over the prospect? And I knew, right, I did love
Speaker 1: how in all she was with Indiana because she grew
Speaker 1: up in Vegas. She probably hasn't left Vegas, and she's
Speaker 1: just like, what is this small town that everything is
Speaker 1: nice and it's not all those brown things with little
Speaker 1: green things on them. But honestly, she had a real
Speaker 1: sweetness about her, and it did feel like like she
Speaker 1: didn't have a swan. She didn't stand a chance. Like
Speaker 1: she was very sweet. She's just like this hot twin
Speaker 1: that's been bred to be professionally a hot twin. You
Speaker 1: know what, It didn't occur to me until now. Either
Speaker 1: she is so off her game because she's used to
Speaker 1: having her sister with her all the time her whole life.
Speaker 1: And also she's been probably used to be her sisters
Speaker 1: there and they're getting hit on by the creepiest guys
Speaker 1: where all they have to do is just be hot
Speaker 1: twins right in Vega. She's just she is so young, Oh,
Speaker 1: my god. I go back to that she's twenty one
Speaker 1: and she's just like she still lives at home. I've
Speaker 1: always wanted to be an NHL cheerleader. I could do
Speaker 1: it for the Denver Broncos. Good call to you know what,
Speaker 1: She's not wrong? Do you think that? How many times
Speaker 1: do you think they had her? Insert every different team?
Speaker 1: He lives in Denver, that lives in Denver. It's also
Speaker 1: like she's like, what do I like? I like watching movies?
Speaker 1: Like watch any movies? She says is sweetness, And I thought, oh,
Speaker 1: to stop talking. She's nervous and she wants to impress.
Speaker 1: And she knows she is anxiety. She knew it. She
Speaker 1: tried to talk herself down and and and then she
Speaker 1: did the best she could. That's right, and it wasn't
Speaker 1: good enough. Mom looked like she had just been on
Speaker 1: one of those like like when they're training astronauts, like
Speaker 1: spinning a circle and feel the g forces. I've freaked out. Okay,
Speaker 1: the upcoming the upcoming episodes with the parents by the uh,
Speaker 1: Lauren's mom um looks young enough that she could be
Speaker 1: a contestant on the batchelor. That's like, how young did
Speaker 1: you have her. Yeah, they're all and the and the
Speaker 1: brothers coming up with Jojo, the brothers, the brothers, what
Speaker 1: is wrong with the thug brothers that like I know that.
Speaker 1: It was like Desires brother and Jade's brother. These brothers
Speaker 1: like guys that come in to protect whose sisters? Anna,
Speaker 1: you better not be filling ahead up, Like like two
Speaker 1: guys coming here in Calamax sweaters trying to tell you
Speaker 1: not to fill their sister's head with. I dated a
Speaker 1: girl on college whose brother was like that, God, tell me,
Speaker 1: where'd you go to college? Ford University in the bronx?
Speaker 1: And Uh, this guy he was a marine, and uh
Speaker 1: he did did he like you? Uh? They liked me
Speaker 1: because I was funny, but then like he would get
Speaker 1: like loaded and then like he was like, he's like,
Speaker 1: why is my sister crying? What'd you make my sister cry?
Speaker 1: And then one of my roommates did dip and this
Speaker 1: guy didn't know it. He just saw a can sitting there,
Speaker 1: so no, he picked it up and threw it against
Speaker 1: the wall and then there was just this flatter of
Speaker 1: tobacco spit all over our like like in a college dorm,
Speaker 1: so like that white concrete. Why would you just see
Speaker 1: a can and naturally want to throw it against the
Speaker 1: because he's such a tough guy. Oh my god, but
Speaker 1: like this guy he was a marine. But then like
Speaker 1: they would smoke pot. But then uh, you know, they
Speaker 1: were gonna they were gonna get drug tested all the
Speaker 1: time back in the base. So he would take whatever
Speaker 1: that you could buy stuff at like GNC like and
Speaker 1: like like to like make you like like sweated out
Speaker 1: or whatever and so like. So then him and is
Speaker 1: on the marine buddy were like beat red, like sweating
Speaker 1: out th HC. So they were all crazed. Anyway, Oh
Speaker 1: my god. Well I watched so coming up these two
Speaker 1: thugs and then she's crying and he leaves in tears
Speaker 1: coming up. I'm hoping that doesn't ruin it for her.
Speaker 1: I hope not to. Actually, yeah, I know what, I
Speaker 1: hope it does because since she be, she's going to be.
Speaker 1: I don't like she. Um Okay, so we have coming up,
Speaker 1: Oh we get to go see zero. That is Kayla.
Speaker 1: Crazy Kayla. She's just smiles and does her hair. Yeah,
Speaker 1: she really just seems to have no sussistance to her.
Speaker 1: We don't know anything about her aside from that she's
Speaker 1: moved seventeen times. She's suspicious she meets guys because it's destiny.
Speaker 1: Every guy is destiny and she's going to switch her insane.
Speaker 1: I'm George MC, I'm your density. I think I think
Speaker 1: he should have sent her home when she was like,
Speaker 1: I'm going to break your heart because yeah, But I
Speaker 1: think I think he I think he's funked up enough
Speaker 1: with his on level, but like, oh really, then I'll
Speaker 1: prove it to you. Like, I think he's just enough
Speaker 1: of a need hole that he hooks into that, like
Speaker 1: somewhere along the line, a need hole that's brilliant. He
Speaker 1: does feel like enough of a need hole that like
Speaker 1: he does like to prove it to people. I think, sure,
Speaker 1: you get that in your head. You're like, does he
Speaker 1: do for a living? He's like a software sales yeah,
Speaker 1: which is I was like, there's no way you're about
Speaker 1: to say designer. No way is he about to be
Speaker 1: an engineer that Kayla does. Remember they bonded over that
Speaker 1: about their boring next job. So we have what do
Speaker 1: you sell medical stuff? So we have Lauren, we have Jojo,
Speaker 1: we have the mom on the worst date ever coming
Speaker 1: up a mom da. We have Jojo and Cowl next
Speaker 1: are coming next week, we have Kayla and her moss
Speaker 1: covered family, and then and then we have that's it.
Speaker 1: There's four. Wasn't that in like creep show? Like Stephen
Speaker 1: King he gets hit by a meteor and then he
Speaker 1: starts getting covered in moss. Oh my god, that's just
Speaker 1: gonna happen. That's what's gonna happen with this guy. If
Speaker 1: he has sex with her, he's gonna like a little
Speaker 1: spot of moss on his dick and old body when
Speaker 1: he has sex with her. He's definitely gonna have sex
Speaker 1: with her. Oh it's coming, and so is he. I
Speaker 1: don't He's just gonna jiz moss all over I. Here's
Speaker 1: you know, like Caitlin was a such a more sexual person.
Speaker 1: And yet and yet we know he's going to have
Speaker 1: sex with the three girls that he goes to the
Speaker 1: He's going to sleep with the three fantasy sweets. But
Speaker 1: there's nothing like climbing out of him except for when
Speaker 1: he gets this creepy bone or half lid. Like there's
Speaker 1: nothing sexy about him. He's not Nick. He's not Nick.
Speaker 1: You love Nick. I just thought Nick was like he
Speaker 1: just loved Nick. I didn't like Nick, but he but
Speaker 1: he did seem like they're getting I didn't like him
Speaker 1: on Anti season, and then I liked him when he
Speaker 1: came back because I was like, oh, he seems like
Speaker 1: I don't know, there's just like there, so there's there's
Speaker 1: something between him and Caitlin. The sheer fact that he
Speaker 1: came back. But I agree with you, they did definitely
Speaker 1: have great sex. We could hear it. We all heard
Speaker 1: amazing sex. Um. I can't wait for the hometown week.
Speaker 1: I mean, for whatever, when you go to the hometown visits.
Speaker 1: Who's gonna win? You guys? I think Kayla's gonna win overall? Overall,
Speaker 1: who's gonna be the final take? R and B is
Speaker 1: going to win it? But in the coming coming keep
Speaker 1: saying that it's like he's there's two like he literally
Speaker 1: he keeps saying, I'm in love with two girls. Well,
Speaker 1: how do you feel if you're the girl that he picked?
Speaker 1: Because he's already picked her and she's watching this and
Speaker 1: he's like, I am in love with two women, but
Speaker 1: I made the right choice. It's like, well that makes
Speaker 1: me feel like shit. I mean, I don't understand what
Speaker 1: that phone call is. I don't understand anything that's gonna like,
Speaker 1: did he did he send somebody home and go whoops?
Speaker 1: Is he really like he is he going to try to? Yeah?
Speaker 1: He did he do a mess? Nic Again, I think
Speaker 1: he might have. I think he might have sent somebody
Speaker 1: home cried on a balcony. Maybe he sent like whoever
Speaker 1: it is the girl that he sent home when there
Speaker 1: was three, so you know, the last two. Maybe he
Speaker 1: then realizes like, oh ship, she was the girl, and
Speaker 1: now I have these two here, I'm gonna send them
Speaker 1: home and call that third girl. Does that happen? No?
Speaker 1: But that's like, honestly what it seems like, because it
Speaker 1: seems weird that if there's two left, he would send
Speaker 1: one home and then when the other one comes, he
Speaker 1: would then like be like, oh wait, I wanted that
Speaker 1: one because he just saw her. So it has to
Speaker 1: seem like that he does go whichever way the wind blows.
Speaker 1: And I get the feeling that his mom will probably influence, Like,
Speaker 1: so whoever mom likes is going to be who I
Speaker 1: think I think his parents are gonna love Lauren B.
Speaker 1: I can see yeah, for sure, I think there will
Speaker 1: be She'll she'll be the favorite. Of course she will.
Speaker 1: And so this needs to be said. There's Lauren b
Speaker 1: never played basketball once in her life. Oh I know,
Speaker 1: she goes I used to play basket, Liar, I used
Speaker 1: to play basket. She dated a guy on the team.
Speaker 1: Maybe you're absolutely right, BIGB. That girl, she she always
Speaker 1: has sort of this very sort of like you know,
Speaker 1: she's just like this really pleasant blank slate. It's just
Speaker 1: like you know. Then I saw like I can't do it.
Speaker 1: It's a podcast, so it doesn't work in a podcast.
Speaker 1: I wish you could see a kids. I'm killing it
Speaker 1: right now. You guys, well, I just want to say, Matt,
Speaker 1: it's been such a joy. I mean, I really enjoy
Speaker 1: having the male perspective. Do you have other guy friends
Speaker 1: have watched this? Aside from Paul? Account know what it
Speaker 1: is about this season? I feel like it's it's sucking
Speaker 1: in a lot of people. Really, who else is watching this?
Speaker 1: Do you do? You and your guy friends, I'll get
Speaker 1: together and watch it and together, Well I watch it
Speaker 1: with my son. Yeah, um, I feel like, uh, well
Speaker 1: I don't think he my my my my best friend
Speaker 1: Vince Avril has been watching it, but I don't think
Speaker 1: it's by his choice. His fiance Georgia Heartstark loves watching it. Yeah,
Speaker 1: does he like it? I mean, how can you not
Speaker 1: get sucked into the madness. Eddie has still fought it.
Speaker 1: Eddie has still fought at Eddie. Right now, I think
Speaker 1: might still be in the Bahamas with Olivia swimming with pigs.
Speaker 1: So we'll get his dispatch. But he's been he he
Speaker 1: had he last week. Last week heard from Eddie. He
Speaker 1: was in the Bahamas with Olivia. He happened, he happened
Speaker 1: upon her. He got a brochure about swimming with pig.
Speaker 1: I mean, Olivia Lace was my favorite from the get go.
Speaker 1: Lace is incredible. I'm and she talks. I'm glad that
Speaker 1: Olivia is gone. Oh man, that was the best she got,
Speaker 1: fucking shaft. Do you think Olivia was actually mentally ill? Definitely?
Speaker 1: I think a lot of these girls are my favorite.
Speaker 1: Whatever town you are in, if she's your local newscaster,
Speaker 1: how are you ever going to take anything? She says? Seriously, again,
Speaker 1: that's the thing, because she quit. They all quit their jobs.
Speaker 1: My friend thinks she got fired and says she quit
Speaker 1: because she's crazy. Well, Matt McCarthy, I can't think you
Speaker 1: if you're in Los Angeles, Matt has a show called
Speaker 1: Matt mccomedy is at Basic Flowers Downtown. I've I've done
Speaker 1: the show before. It's really fun. We have the best time.
Speaker 1: We really did. And he also has a podcast called
Speaker 1: We Watch Wrestling. That's right. I used to go to
Speaker 1: the Warsaw in Brooklyn and watched Kara Pro Wrestling, So
Speaker 1: when he was in Warsaw Indiana, I was like, cool,
Speaker 1: well that's fun. I will be this Thursday in Los Angeles.
Speaker 1: I'll be hosting Tinkled Winds at at Meltdown with a
Speaker 1: very special guest host Joana Ray and Jen Kirkman's on
Speaker 1: that and Matt Besser and saith Herzog. It's a great
Speaker 1: it's a great show. Theo Van No Garden how do
Speaker 1: you say his last name? Garden Sports, No Garden Sports.
Speaker 1: He's gonna be on the mattm Comedy Show on Friday
Speaker 1: as well. So come on down Thursday at nine at Meltdown.
Speaker 1: Thank you so much for listening. Until we meet again,
Speaker 1: Shall I hit this or no? Oh? Please enjoy this song?
Speaker 1: That really drinking. When I I commissioned I paid for this,
Speaker 1: I started taking off my headphones and then I realized, oh,
Speaker 1: I can't hear it if I have the headphones off.
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