1 00:00:00,120 --> 00:00:06,120 Speaker 1: Dilly Dilly, here we go. Welcome. It's our numbber whatd 2 00:00:06,480 --> 00:00:09,720 Speaker 1: our one of the original Recipe podcast, Happy Tuesday to you. 3 00:00:09,800 --> 00:00:13,600 Speaker 1: It's the twenty second day of July, and here in 4 00:00:13,720 --> 00:00:18,520 Speaker 1: our number one, Jerry Jones. It's all about Jerry Jerry's world. 5 00:00:18,560 --> 00:00:21,640 Speaker 1: Jerry Jones says he thought about stepping away as the 6 00:00:21,680 --> 00:00:25,520 Speaker 1: Cowboys gm Is that a big deal, a little deal 7 00:00:25,720 --> 00:00:29,560 Speaker 1: or no deal? Also, Micah Parsons is stuck in a 8 00:00:29,720 --> 00:00:35,280 Speaker 1: standoff with Jerry Jones. He reposted negative comments about Jerry, 9 00:00:35,720 --> 00:00:39,840 Speaker 1: claiming the Cowboys owner took a shot at both Parsons 10 00:00:39,920 --> 00:00:43,080 Speaker 1: and Dak Prescott for getting hurt where you at on 11 00:00:43,120 --> 00:00:46,840 Speaker 1: this one? And also, former Bills running back Nahim Hines 12 00:00:47,320 --> 00:00:52,000 Speaker 1: reached agreement on a contract with the Chargers. What stands 13 00:00:52,040 --> 00:00:55,280 Speaker 1: out about that addition? We'll get to that and more 14 00:00:55,360 --> 00:01:02,800 Speaker 1: right now here. It is our number one. That's Cowboy up, 15 00:01:02,920 --> 00:01:10,039 Speaker 1: Cowboy down, Cowboy everywhere. 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So we 32 00:02:16,680 --> 00:02:20,519 Speaker 1: are in the afterglow of the twenty twenty five Mallardpalooza. 33 00:02:20,720 --> 00:02:25,079 Speaker 1: I waited until just before the show and we posted it. 34 00:02:25,200 --> 00:02:29,320 Speaker 1: You can vote for the final four. There are four 35 00:02:29,960 --> 00:02:33,160 Speaker 1: acts that reached the pinnacle of the Malorpalooza. You can 36 00:02:33,240 --> 00:02:36,160 Speaker 1: vote for your favorite there that will be the People's champ, 37 00:02:36,760 --> 00:02:39,320 Speaker 1: the voice of the people, and you can chime in 38 00:02:39,360 --> 00:02:41,480 Speaker 1: on that. If you listen to the Mallarpolusa either live 39 00:02:41,639 --> 00:02:44,640 Speaker 1: or on the podcast. We had a bunch of acts, 40 00:02:44,720 --> 00:02:46,280 Speaker 1: some of them good, some of them will try to 41 00:02:46,280 --> 00:02:50,200 Speaker 1: pretend didn't happen. And we met through the night, we survived. 42 00:02:50,760 --> 00:02:53,760 Speaker 1: We hope for better in the future. But we did it, 43 00:02:53,800 --> 00:02:56,400 Speaker 1: and we thank you for participating, those of you that did. 44 00:02:56,440 --> 00:03:01,120 Speaker 1: And we'd like to have less comedy and more impersonations 45 00:03:01,240 --> 00:03:06,119 Speaker 1: and some other stuff. So nonetheless, our lead this out 46 00:03:06,240 --> 00:03:09,400 Speaker 1: not from me, mallapalooza, No, no, no, it is all 47 00:03:09,440 --> 00:03:12,800 Speaker 1: about Jerry's world. It's all about Jerry's world. So the 48 00:03:12,880 --> 00:03:18,240 Speaker 1: Dallas Cowboys are back. You'd expect daily Cowboy updates? Why 49 00:03:18,880 --> 00:03:21,640 Speaker 1: why not? What the hell? Right? So if you have 50 00:03:21,800 --> 00:03:24,280 Speaker 1: not been following the football news of the day, as 51 00:03:24,320 --> 00:03:27,200 Speaker 1: we are in the training camp portion of the schedule 52 00:03:27,400 --> 00:03:32,200 Speaker 1: with a cadrey of teams with rookies, some veterans with 53 00:03:32,240 --> 00:03:34,960 Speaker 1: certain teams have arrived. So if you haven't been following 54 00:03:35,000 --> 00:03:38,920 Speaker 1: all this, perhaps not. The Dallas Cowboys always good at 55 00:03:38,960 --> 00:03:42,440 Speaker 1: feeding the content machine in these parts, and they have 56 00:03:42,520 --> 00:03:49,080 Speaker 1: done it yet again, so Jerry Jones admitted recently. In fact, 57 00:03:49,320 --> 00:03:53,760 Speaker 1: in a gaggle with reporters, he admitted that there have 58 00:03:53,840 --> 00:03:58,000 Speaker 1: been moments that he thought about stepping away. He has 59 00:03:58,040 --> 00:04:01,800 Speaker 1: been the Dallas Cowboys GM entire life, well close to it. 60 00:04:02,240 --> 00:04:05,600 Speaker 1: But Jerry Jones said there were moments he thought about 61 00:04:05,640 --> 00:04:08,080 Speaker 1: stepping away as the general manager of the Cowboy's but 62 00:04:08,240 --> 00:04:12,640 Speaker 1: not very long, he said, not very long. Small fractions 63 00:04:12,800 --> 00:04:18,800 Speaker 1: of seconds, Jerry said. Jerry says he remains committed to 64 00:04:18,960 --> 00:04:22,919 Speaker 1: winning a Super Bowl, all right, very exciting and he 65 00:04:23,040 --> 00:04:25,680 Speaker 1: knows that now these of course older, it's in his 66 00:04:25,760 --> 00:04:29,599 Speaker 1: eighties now, he says, I'm living for now, Jerry Jones said, 67 00:04:29,680 --> 00:04:33,839 Speaker 1: So let us discuss the question. Jerry Jones going on 68 00:04:33,880 --> 00:04:37,560 Speaker 1: the record, Jerry Jones saying that he thought about stepping 69 00:04:37,600 --> 00:04:42,679 Speaker 1: away from the cowboy GM duties. Is this a big deal, 70 00:04:42,920 --> 00:04:47,200 Speaker 1: a little deal or no deal? Now? That is the question. 71 00:04:47,800 --> 00:04:53,239 Speaker 1: What is the answers? I've got Johnny Walker, Blue Pontoon, boat, 72 00:04:53,520 --> 00:04:58,320 Speaker 1: and casting call, and we will combine all of these 73 00:04:58,360 --> 00:05:02,440 Speaker 1: things together and we are going to make a delicious 74 00:05:02,720 --> 00:05:07,160 Speaker 1: banana cream pie, homemade banana cream pie, Chef's kiss. So 75 00:05:07,240 --> 00:05:11,200 Speaker 1: a to answer the question, this is no deal, right, 76 00:05:11,240 --> 00:05:15,680 Speaker 1: this is no deal now, Jerry said, small fractions of 77 00:05:15,839 --> 00:05:21,040 Speaker 1: seconds when claiming that he did contemplate stepping away as 78 00:05:21,080 --> 00:05:25,560 Speaker 1: the GM of the Dallas Cowboys that is not a reflection, Okay. 79 00:05:25,720 --> 00:05:29,680 Speaker 1: That that's like indigestion, is what it's like. I ate 80 00:05:29,680 --> 00:05:32,680 Speaker 1: a little too fast, you know, and I eat frozen food, 81 00:05:32,720 --> 00:05:34,720 Speaker 1: I eat ice cream or something like that. Sometimes I'll 82 00:05:35,400 --> 00:05:37,839 Speaker 1: that's sometimes it happens all the time. I'll eat it 83 00:05:37,880 --> 00:05:40,599 Speaker 1: too fast and then I get that ice cream headache. 84 00:05:41,240 --> 00:05:44,400 Speaker 1: You know, you got it. It's just terrible. And then it 85 00:05:44,480 --> 00:05:46,720 Speaker 1: goes away in like thirty seconds and you go right 86 00:05:46,720 --> 00:05:49,520 Speaker 1: back to doing what you were doing. And so Jerry 87 00:05:49,600 --> 00:05:53,400 Speaker 1: Jones saying, well, you know, it was small fractions of 88 00:05:53,440 --> 00:05:56,440 Speaker 1: a second, the seconds that I thought about no longer 89 00:05:56,480 --> 00:05:59,040 Speaker 1: being the Cowboys GM. That is the It's like the 90 00:05:59,080 --> 00:06:03,080 Speaker 1: moment but between eating taking a bite of a pastrami 91 00:06:03,160 --> 00:06:07,000 Speaker 1: sandwich and realizing you didn't take the napkin and there's 92 00:06:07,040 --> 00:06:10,240 Speaker 1: some mustard coming off the pastrami sandwich and it's gonna 93 00:06:10,240 --> 00:06:14,840 Speaker 1: get all over you and it's a problem. It is, right, 94 00:06:14,920 --> 00:06:18,160 Speaker 1: But Jerry Jones has been the Cowboys general manager since 95 00:06:18,279 --> 00:06:23,000 Speaker 1: Ronald Reagan was the president. He's not stepping down. He's 96 00:06:23,040 --> 00:06:25,599 Speaker 1: not He's just doubling down, is what he is. And 97 00:06:25,640 --> 00:06:28,960 Speaker 1: he's picking the groceries. And I don't blame man. People 98 00:06:29,000 --> 00:06:31,200 Speaker 1: goof on Jerry Jones and all that's fine to goof 99 00:06:31,240 --> 00:06:33,760 Speaker 1: on him, because the Cowboys have been an embarrassment for 100 00:06:33,880 --> 00:06:38,240 Speaker 1: over a generation. If I bought an NFL team and 101 00:06:38,640 --> 00:06:41,240 Speaker 1: I was in charge of the NFL, that's the fun part. 102 00:06:41,279 --> 00:06:44,680 Speaker 1: Who doesn't want to do the fun part. I don't 103 00:06:44,680 --> 00:06:46,960 Speaker 1: want to sit there and just hang out of cocktail parties. 104 00:06:47,000 --> 00:06:49,400 Speaker 1: I want to pick the players. And Jerry gets to 105 00:06:49,400 --> 00:06:51,920 Speaker 1: do that. He gets to pick the groceries the famous 106 00:06:51,920 --> 00:06:54,560 Speaker 1: old line by Bill Parcells years ago. And he gets 107 00:06:54,560 --> 00:06:59,039 Speaker 1: to rearrange the pantry and all that and then gives 108 00:06:59,040 --> 00:07:01,720 Speaker 1: a chef's kiss. Things go well, and when things don't 109 00:07:01,760 --> 00:07:04,359 Speaker 1: go well, he points at is his other people in 110 00:07:04,400 --> 00:07:08,080 Speaker 1: the kitchen and blames them Jerry Jones. The idea that 111 00:07:08,120 --> 00:07:12,880 Speaker 1: he would give up the general manager duties a non starter, right, 112 00:07:12,920 --> 00:07:17,480 Speaker 1: It's a non starter. That is his identity. It is 113 00:07:17,640 --> 00:07:19,679 Speaker 1: you know it, and I know it. He is the owner, 114 00:07:19,720 --> 00:07:22,280 Speaker 1: he's the GM. I'm pretty sure he takes care of 115 00:07:22,320 --> 00:07:25,800 Speaker 1: the catering. They have a catering business there, And I 116 00:07:25,800 --> 00:07:28,480 Speaker 1: would imagine that Jerry goes into the locker room and 117 00:07:28,520 --> 00:07:33,800 Speaker 1: decides what ply toilet paper, what ply toilet paper do 118 00:07:33,880 --> 00:07:36,200 Speaker 1: we give the cowboy players in the locker room, because really, 119 00:07:36,520 --> 00:07:39,800 Speaker 1: any think about it, that's an expense that you could 120 00:07:40,160 --> 00:07:42,960 Speaker 1: use that cheap one ply toilet paper where you end 121 00:07:43,040 --> 00:07:46,120 Speaker 1: up having to use an entire role for one flush, 122 00:07:46,160 --> 00:07:48,600 Speaker 1: and then you can use like the really high end 123 00:07:49,120 --> 00:07:51,760 Speaker 1: product you can get a costco which will cost you 124 00:07:51,800 --> 00:07:53,960 Speaker 1: a little bit more, and it adds up. 125 00:07:54,000 --> 00:07:54,080 Speaker 3: Now. 126 00:07:54,160 --> 00:07:57,320 Speaker 1: Jerry Jones also said, as we told, he's committed to 127 00:07:57,720 --> 00:08:01,280 Speaker 1: winning the Super Bowl and says he's living for now. 128 00:08:01,320 --> 00:08:04,760 Speaker 1: So what does that mean? So let's try to decipher 129 00:08:05,560 --> 00:08:09,800 Speaker 1: that part of the rhetoric from Jerry Jones. So it's 130 00:08:09,840 --> 00:08:15,920 Speaker 1: an encryptied message. Jerry saying I'm eighty two. He's saying 131 00:08:15,920 --> 00:08:18,840 Speaker 1: I'm eighty two and I think I can out scout 132 00:08:18,880 --> 00:08:22,280 Speaker 1: half of the NFL is essentially what Jerry is saying. 133 00:08:22,680 --> 00:08:26,080 Speaker 1: And he's not gonna use AI. He's not gonna use 134 00:08:26,760 --> 00:08:30,680 Speaker 1: the NERD numbers. He's gonna go with binoculars and gut feeling. 135 00:08:31,400 --> 00:08:33,640 Speaker 1: That is what's going He's not done need AI, no 136 00:08:33,840 --> 00:08:38,040 Speaker 1: point dexter, no analytics. Jerry's got his binoculars and he's 137 00:08:38,080 --> 00:08:40,360 Speaker 1: looking around and he's got he's probably got a clipboard 138 00:08:40,360 --> 00:08:43,160 Speaker 1: in a whistle and a number two pencil. And that's 139 00:08:43,160 --> 00:08:44,960 Speaker 1: how he does it. Because Jerry Jones is from the 140 00:08:45,000 --> 00:08:48,720 Speaker 1: old country. Jerry's from the old country. He's the kind 141 00:08:48,720 --> 00:08:53,680 Speaker 1: of guy who watches a college football game. I He'll 142 00:08:53,720 --> 00:08:58,840 Speaker 1: watch an SEC game on a Saturday afternoon and says, 143 00:08:58,880 --> 00:09:01,200 Speaker 1: you know, I think that kid at number fifty six 144 00:09:01,280 --> 00:09:05,280 Speaker 1: has got brass balls. I like the way that guy plays, 145 00:09:05,679 --> 00:09:08,360 Speaker 1: and I'm gonna draft that guy, even though he's not 146 00:09:08,520 --> 00:09:11,840 Speaker 1: projected to be drafted anywhere near the top of the job. 147 00:09:11,840 --> 00:09:14,320 Speaker 1: I'm gonna take him in the third round because he's 148 00:09:14,360 --> 00:09:18,000 Speaker 1: got a handshake like a linebacker supposed to have. And 149 00:09:18,040 --> 00:09:20,880 Speaker 1: that's what I want for the Dallas Cowboys. It is 150 00:09:21,080 --> 00:09:27,160 Speaker 1: ceremonial cosplay, is what it is. And know he's doubling 151 00:09:27,240 --> 00:09:30,160 Speaker 1: down on all this, which is fine for my job here. 152 00:09:30,160 --> 00:09:32,600 Speaker 1: I have to fill four hours of airtime every night, 153 00:09:32,640 --> 00:09:35,280 Speaker 1: so thank God for that. But Jerry is the last 154 00:09:35,280 --> 00:09:38,280 Speaker 1: of the Mohicans. You think about Jerry Jones, his place 155 00:09:38,360 --> 00:09:42,640 Speaker 1: in the football world, Jerry Jones, the last owner GM. 156 00:09:43,080 --> 00:09:46,080 Speaker 1: All right with the Cowboy. This is a throwback to 157 00:09:46,200 --> 00:09:49,079 Speaker 1: an era when it was a mom and pop business 158 00:09:49,360 --> 00:09:55,000 Speaker 1: and teams did not have world class gymnasiums and training 159 00:09:55,040 --> 00:09:57,360 Speaker 1: equipment and all that stuff. No, No, there was a 160 00:09:57,440 --> 00:09:59,840 Speaker 1: time I remember we used to have Fred Dryer in here, 161 00:10:00,120 --> 00:10:02,520 Speaker 1: was an NFL player for the Rams and was a 162 00:10:02,559 --> 00:10:05,440 Speaker 1: TV star, and Fred would tell stories about when he 163 00:10:05,559 --> 00:10:08,320 Speaker 1: was practicing with the La Rams back in the old days, 164 00:10:08,520 --> 00:10:12,440 Speaker 1: and before practice, the players on the team would have 165 00:10:12,520 --> 00:10:16,080 Speaker 1: to go pick up trash on the field so the 166 00:10:16,080 --> 00:10:18,600 Speaker 1: field was usable at some local high school in LA 167 00:10:19,120 --> 00:10:22,520 Speaker 1: they were practicing it. Do you imagine going to an 168 00:10:22,640 --> 00:10:25,360 Speaker 1: NFL locker room and saying, all right, buys, you gotta 169 00:10:25,400 --> 00:10:27,600 Speaker 1: clean up the rubbish on the field. We got some 170 00:10:27,679 --> 00:10:31,120 Speaker 1: debris out there so we can practice. Are you kidding me? 171 00:10:31,640 --> 00:10:34,200 Speaker 1: Do you know who I am? I can't be bothered? 172 00:10:34,760 --> 00:10:37,920 Speaker 1: What's wrong with you? So it's obviously the world. But 173 00:10:37,960 --> 00:10:40,120 Speaker 1: Jerry Jones a throwback to when the NFL is a 174 00:10:40,160 --> 00:10:43,120 Speaker 1: mom and pop business, and he'll be riding off into 175 00:10:43,120 --> 00:10:47,480 Speaker 1: the sunset someday with the draft board in one hand 176 00:10:47,880 --> 00:10:50,760 Speaker 1: and a bottle of Johnny Walker Blue in the other. 177 00:10:50,800 --> 00:10:52,679 Speaker 1: And he loves it. We all know he loves it. 178 00:10:53,040 --> 00:10:56,520 Speaker 1: The chaos, the drama, O rama, which is what he's 179 00:10:56,559 --> 00:11:00,080 Speaker 1: all about and in many ways, Jerry's not just the 180 00:11:00,080 --> 00:11:05,040 Speaker 1: the last of the mom and pop NFL ownership GM groups, 181 00:11:05,080 --> 00:11:09,320 Speaker 1: but he's also the last of the football romantics. He is, right, 182 00:11:09,400 --> 00:11:14,040 Speaker 1: I think Jerry Jones, we think about retirement for Jerry Jones, right, 183 00:11:14,760 --> 00:11:16,920 Speaker 1: that is a dirty word. That is like you might 184 00:11:16,960 --> 00:11:20,439 Speaker 1: as well say delegation that is you know, No, I 185 00:11:20,480 --> 00:11:22,679 Speaker 1: think Jerry thinks delegation is like a French pastry or 186 00:11:22,679 --> 00:11:26,640 Speaker 1: something like that. Now, page two. So Micah Parsons, he's 187 00:11:26,720 --> 00:11:29,800 Speaker 1: also out there the Cowboys waiting to the very end 188 00:11:29,840 --> 00:11:32,120 Speaker 1: there will they pay Michaeh. Parsons or not? Now my 189 00:11:32,160 --> 00:11:34,480 Speaker 1: belief is they'll wait till the eleventh hour and then 190 00:11:34,520 --> 00:11:38,679 Speaker 1: they'll sign Michah Parsons. But the standoff is continuing, and 191 00:11:38,720 --> 00:11:42,240 Speaker 1: it's good for business for the Dallas Cowboys. So the 192 00:11:42,280 --> 00:11:45,360 Speaker 1: standoff Jerry Jones on one side, Michah Parsons on the other, 193 00:11:45,960 --> 00:11:50,720 Speaker 1: and it's a urinating match right now. So Michah Parsons 194 00:11:50,800 --> 00:11:57,080 Speaker 1: reposted on the Socials some criticism by Jane Jay Wantt 195 00:11:57,120 --> 00:12:02,040 Speaker 1: that's a terrible broadcaster ex jock, claiming the Cowboys owner 196 00:12:02,120 --> 00:12:06,560 Speaker 1: took a shot at both Micah Parsons and Dak Prescott 197 00:12:06,679 --> 00:12:10,480 Speaker 1: for getting hurt. So where are you at on this one? 198 00:12:12,120 --> 00:12:14,800 Speaker 1: All right? So this is the give me a break? 199 00:12:15,080 --> 00:12:17,920 Speaker 1: All right? This is that, Please give me a break? 200 00:12:18,200 --> 00:12:21,280 Speaker 1: What is wrong with you, Michaeh Parsons is he's out 201 00:12:21,280 --> 00:12:23,880 Speaker 1: there acting If I'm reading the room the right way, 202 00:12:23,920 --> 00:12:27,200 Speaker 1: Michael Parson's out there acting like Jerry Jones just insulted 203 00:12:27,240 --> 00:12:31,880 Speaker 1: his mother, his siblings, his dog. I'm sure he's got 204 00:12:31,920 --> 00:12:34,440 Speaker 1: some anime. He loves all of that, just taking shots 205 00:12:34,440 --> 00:12:36,560 Speaker 1: at all of those things that are very important to 206 00:12:36,600 --> 00:12:41,920 Speaker 1: Michaeh Parsons. And really all the guy did say was 207 00:12:42,000 --> 00:12:46,520 Speaker 1: what he said, Hey, we paid Dak he got hurt. 208 00:12:46,720 --> 00:12:51,600 Speaker 1: We might pay Micah and he also got hurt last year. 209 00:12:52,480 --> 00:12:55,959 Speaker 1: So where I come from, that's not a personal attack. 210 00:12:56,080 --> 00:12:57,960 Speaker 1: Now maybe for you it's a personal thing. For me, 211 00:12:58,000 --> 00:13:00,360 Speaker 1: it's not a personal attack. That's Jerry Jones is doing 212 00:13:00,360 --> 00:13:03,880 Speaker 1: what Jerry Jones does better than anyone when it comes 213 00:13:03,920 --> 00:13:07,400 Speaker 1: to running your mouth. He is usane Bolt when it 214 00:13:07,440 --> 00:13:10,040 Speaker 1: comes to running running his mouth. And uh. And then 215 00:13:10,080 --> 00:13:12,360 Speaker 1: of course Micah can't help it, and he's got to 216 00:13:12,400 --> 00:13:15,280 Speaker 1: get in on this, so he clicks the repost and 217 00:13:15,320 --> 00:13:19,199 Speaker 1: then it's like he's filing a grievance with hr Are 218 00:13:19,240 --> 00:13:22,000 Speaker 1: you kidding me? Like, sirih, are you kidding me here? 219 00:13:22,120 --> 00:13:26,200 Speaker 1: Like this is the NFL. It's not some group therapy session. 220 00:13:26,400 --> 00:13:30,480 Speaker 1: You sit around the campfire and roast marshmallows and sing 221 00:13:30,520 --> 00:13:33,560 Speaker 1: Kumbaya and all that. You're supposed to be a pass 222 00:13:33,800 --> 00:13:38,640 Speaker 1: rushing beast. Micah Parsons right, defensive freak of nature. I 223 00:13:38,720 --> 00:13:40,880 Speaker 1: remember after two games a couple of years ago in 224 00:13:40,920 --> 00:13:43,800 Speaker 1: the Cowboys season when they played the Jets and the Giants, 225 00:13:44,520 --> 00:13:48,200 Speaker 1: the media had decided that Micah Parsons was the second Coming, 226 00:13:48,760 --> 00:13:51,800 Speaker 1: the reincarnation of Lawrence Taylor, and then they had to 227 00:13:51,800 --> 00:13:54,040 Speaker 1: play the rest of the games. So we got this 228 00:13:54,080 --> 00:13:58,920 Speaker 1: guy who's a freak on the field, and you're gonna 229 00:13:58,960 --> 00:14:02,280 Speaker 1: let your feelings get bent out of shape because an 230 00:14:02,320 --> 00:14:07,080 Speaker 1: eighty two year old owner say, hey, you missed some games, which, 231 00:14:07,120 --> 00:14:09,000 Speaker 1: by the way, you did, so I would advise you 232 00:14:09,080 --> 00:14:11,199 Speaker 1: to try to grow a spine. I think you can 233 00:14:11,240 --> 00:14:13,520 Speaker 1: probably take a pill or a supplement that will grow 234 00:14:13,559 --> 00:14:16,599 Speaker 1: a spine. That would be the way to go. I 235 00:14:16,679 --> 00:14:19,760 Speaker 1: might want to get some thicker skin and all that stuff. 236 00:14:20,640 --> 00:14:25,600 Speaker 1: We know that Jerry Jones is not buddy buddy. He's buddy, 237 00:14:25,880 --> 00:14:29,080 Speaker 1: but he's not buddy buddy with the players. He's buddy, 238 00:14:29,200 --> 00:14:35,040 Speaker 1: but he's the boss. There's that separation between management and 239 00:14:35,120 --> 00:14:36,920 Speaker 1: the players and all that. I mean, Jerry's always just 240 00:14:37,000 --> 00:14:40,160 Speaker 1: fishing for headlines, anyone, That's what this is all about. 241 00:14:40,240 --> 00:14:43,680 Speaker 1: And I am right there. Jerry's on a pontoon boat 242 00:14:43,880 --> 00:14:46,560 Speaker 1: and he's got a cooler full of cores light and 243 00:14:46,600 --> 00:14:49,560 Speaker 1: he is just loving this. He is loving it, all 244 00:14:49,640 --> 00:14:51,520 Speaker 1: of it. He can't get enough of it. And so 245 00:14:51,560 --> 00:14:57,480 Speaker 1: on this one mission accomplished, Mission accomplished. Michael Parsons weaponizing, Like, 246 00:14:57,520 --> 00:14:59,680 Speaker 1: we know what he's doing. He's weaponizing. This is what 247 00:14:59,720 --> 00:15:03,200 Speaker 1: he's do right, because he's stirring the pot, and he's 248 00:15:03,280 --> 00:15:05,800 Speaker 1: all this is so offensive to me. This is not right. 249 00:15:05,920 --> 00:15:09,960 Speaker 1: He's stirring the pot because he's going to use the 250 00:15:10,120 --> 00:15:14,800 Speaker 1: cowboy fanboys. He's going to use them to start screaming 251 00:15:14,920 --> 00:15:19,520 Speaker 1: pay Micah, you must pay Micah. Oh my god. 252 00:15:19,760 --> 00:15:19,880 Speaker 3: Uh. 253 00:15:20,080 --> 00:15:26,240 Speaker 1: And of course Jerry will eventually eventually pay Mike Parsons. 254 00:15:26,320 --> 00:15:28,680 Speaker 1: We know that's going to happen. It's just gonna grab 255 00:15:28,720 --> 00:15:33,240 Speaker 1: more headlines. It's it's like stacking hotcakes on top of 256 00:15:33,280 --> 00:15:35,280 Speaker 1: each other. There's gonna be a headline. It's gonna be 257 00:15:35,280 --> 00:15:38,040 Speaker 1: a headline. And I said this in the past and 258 00:15:38,080 --> 00:15:39,560 Speaker 1: I will repeat it for those that are new to 259 00:15:39,600 --> 00:15:43,040 Speaker 1: the store and welcome into our store. We're open all night. 260 00:15:43,080 --> 00:15:45,080 Speaker 1: We don't close. There are no locks on the door. 261 00:15:45,640 --> 00:15:48,960 Speaker 1: But here's the thing. So Jerry must have been a 262 00:15:49,040 --> 00:15:55,960 Speaker 1: huge Bond fan. James Bond and Goldfinger. James Bond, remember 263 00:15:56,160 --> 00:15:58,200 Speaker 1: the scenes. The classic scene wasn't the first. I think 264 00:15:58,200 --> 00:16:02,360 Speaker 1: it was forget who there was somebody else that they 265 00:16:02,400 --> 00:16:04,200 Speaker 1: came up with this scene, but it's been copied a 266 00:16:04,200 --> 00:16:07,840 Speaker 1: million times in Hollywood. Where in this one James Bond 267 00:16:07,880 --> 00:16:13,160 Speaker 1: and Goldfingers handcuffed to the death and Destruction machine and 268 00:16:13,320 --> 00:16:21,920 Speaker 1: the clock is ticking down until kaboom and then of course, shockingly, 269 00:16:22,480 --> 00:16:27,840 Speaker 1: the machine of death, the Death and Destruction machine stops 270 00:16:27,880 --> 00:16:32,120 Speaker 1: with only seconds left on the clock and there we go. 271 00:16:32,280 --> 00:16:35,600 Speaker 1: We stopped. Fade to black Well that Michael Parsons is like, 272 00:16:35,680 --> 00:16:37,400 Speaker 1: that's what's gonna be. The Cowboys gonna wait till the 273 00:16:37,480 --> 00:16:39,280 Speaker 1: very end is gonna come down? Is it gonna be 274 00:16:39,360 --> 00:16:41,400 Speaker 1: right before the first game. It'll be one of those 275 00:16:41,480 --> 00:16:46,320 Speaker 1: Jay Glazers stories. On the NFL on Fox pregame where 276 00:16:46,320 --> 00:16:48,640 Speaker 1: it's like, oh, the Cowboys have announced they will announced 277 00:16:48,640 --> 00:16:51,240 Speaker 1: today that Michael Parsons has agreed to a new contract 278 00:16:51,320 --> 00:16:54,400 Speaker 1: and there you go. All right, last word quickly. So 279 00:16:54,720 --> 00:16:59,560 Speaker 1: former Bill's running back Nahem Hinz is back in the 280 00:16:59,680 --> 00:17:03,880 Speaker 1: NF Now he became infamous for doing the wrong thing 281 00:17:03,960 --> 00:17:06,960 Speaker 1: at the wrong time. So Nahemames Heines running back play 282 00:17:07,000 --> 00:17:09,879 Speaker 1: with the Cooles. Also, he has reached agreement on a 283 00:17:09,960 --> 00:17:15,480 Speaker 1: contract with the Chargers. Show me your lightning bolt, and 284 00:17:15,560 --> 00:17:18,919 Speaker 1: so what stands out about this one? So this is 285 00:17:18,960 --> 00:17:24,280 Speaker 1: the classic interchangeable parts because it's not just a depth 286 00:17:24,400 --> 00:17:27,439 Speaker 1: move by the Chargers. It's not that this is a 287 00:17:27,600 --> 00:17:34,080 Speaker 1: neon lit billboard flashing the neon. Woooooo, that's what neon 288 00:17:34,119 --> 00:17:38,119 Speaker 1: sounds like. Wooo. Just like that, the neon is flashing 289 00:17:38,280 --> 00:17:45,399 Speaker 1: and it's Naji Harris. Naji Harris's injury is really bad. Bad, 290 00:17:45,560 --> 00:17:49,000 Speaker 1: bad to the eyeball, bad to the eyeball. Now, remember 291 00:17:49,000 --> 00:17:52,200 Speaker 1: that was the big offseason edition running back one was 292 00:17:52,320 --> 00:17:56,200 Speaker 1: Naji Harris from Pittsburgh. He has already damaged. You don't 293 00:17:56,240 --> 00:18:01,320 Speaker 1: go fishing for a guy like Hines, na Heem hies 294 00:18:01,359 --> 00:18:03,000 Speaker 1: you don't go fishing for a guy like that. He's 295 00:18:03,000 --> 00:18:05,760 Speaker 1: been out of the NFL for not one, but two 296 00:18:06,400 --> 00:18:12,800 Speaker 1: two years, because you're like, well, you know, listen, we 297 00:18:12,960 --> 00:18:15,680 Speaker 1: just thought we'd add another extra running. This guy went 298 00:18:15,720 --> 00:18:19,080 Speaker 1: full Evil Knievel when he was in Buffalo on a 299 00:18:19,160 --> 00:18:22,320 Speaker 1: jet ski. This is a panic move by the Chargers. 300 00:18:22,760 --> 00:18:25,040 Speaker 1: Jim Harbaughs looking at the depth chart, He's like, man, 301 00:18:25,040 --> 00:18:27,520 Speaker 1: I want to run the ball. I want to run first. 302 00:18:27,560 --> 00:18:30,800 Speaker 1: I'm a running coach, and our running backs I don't 303 00:18:30,800 --> 00:18:34,480 Speaker 1: trust him. I don't trust him. And so he's panicking. 304 00:18:34,520 --> 00:18:36,760 Speaker 1: He's got a smile on his face. He's hiding behind 305 00:18:36,760 --> 00:18:40,040 Speaker 1: a curtain looking out on the practice field and he's 306 00:18:40,080 --> 00:18:42,879 Speaker 1: looking at the depth chart and it's like it's like 307 00:18:42,920 --> 00:18:47,160 Speaker 1: a receipt from CBS. Right. He keeps going and going 308 00:18:47,240 --> 00:18:49,240 Speaker 1: and going. Not all of quality. There's a lot of 309 00:18:49,280 --> 00:18:54,000 Speaker 1: stuff in there. The Chargers, by my count, have seven 310 00:18:54,560 --> 00:18:58,000 Speaker 1: running backs. Now that is not running back by committee. 311 00:18:58,640 --> 00:19:02,480 Speaker 1: Seven running backs. That is a casting call for dancing 312 00:19:03,200 --> 00:19:05,840 Speaker 1: with the depth chart is what Jim Harbaugh is doing 313 00:19:05,840 --> 00:19:07,880 Speaker 1: on this. And again I go back to Naji Harris 314 00:19:07,920 --> 00:19:09,920 Speaker 1: because that's really what this is, is a dad giveaway 315 00:19:10,359 --> 00:19:13,639 Speaker 1: that Naji Harris. We'd heard reports it was as I 316 00:19:13,760 --> 00:19:17,200 Speaker 1: was all messed up sucks, messing around with fireworks on 317 00:19:17,240 --> 00:19:20,080 Speaker 1: the fourth of July and the thing went wrong, ended 318 00:19:20,160 --> 00:19:23,440 Speaker 1: up in the hospital in northern California at Stanford, and 319 00:19:23,480 --> 00:19:25,360 Speaker 1: the agent's all, he'll be all, he'll be okay, he'll 320 00:19:25,400 --> 00:19:28,159 Speaker 1: be ready to go. Well, if it's a superficial eye injury, 321 00:19:28,560 --> 00:19:31,920 Speaker 1: and you already have a bunch of running six running backs, 322 00:19:31,920 --> 00:19:35,440 Speaker 1: now five, you're gonna add another running back? Come on, superficial, 323 00:19:35,520 --> 00:19:39,000 Speaker 1: my fat ass, that's superficial. So that is a PR 324 00:19:39,200 --> 00:19:43,840 Speaker 1: spin job. Spin spin, Spin is PR spin. It is 325 00:19:43,920 --> 00:19:46,840 Speaker 1: PR spin for we are not ready to admit how 326 00:19:47,040 --> 00:19:52,600 Speaker 1: bad it is. And so enter to the chat. Nahem Hines, 327 00:19:53,200 --> 00:19:57,440 Speaker 1: who has not played in the NFL since twenty twenty two. 328 00:19:57,600 --> 00:20:00,520 Speaker 1: So it's been a minute. That again jet ski accident 329 00:20:01,160 --> 00:20:04,200 Speaker 1: where he collided and it did not go well there. 330 00:20:04,280 --> 00:20:06,920 Speaker 1: He shredded his knee. We are told his knee looked 331 00:20:07,040 --> 00:20:09,960 Speaker 1: like pulled pork by the time they put that thing 332 00:20:10,000 --> 00:20:12,000 Speaker 1: back together. And so now he's trying to try to 333 00:20:12,040 --> 00:20:13,959 Speaker 1: come back with the Chargers. He did try to come 334 00:20:14,000 --> 00:20:17,960 Speaker 1: back with the Cleveland Browns and never saw the field 335 00:20:18,440 --> 00:20:21,359 Speaker 1: never saw the field, so this is again reached of desperation. 336 00:20:21,760 --> 00:20:23,760 Speaker 1: Himes was a pretty good ball player with the Colts 337 00:20:24,160 --> 00:20:27,080 Speaker 1: back in the day and showed a few flashes with Buffalo, 338 00:20:27,119 --> 00:20:30,360 Speaker 1: but that was before the pulled pork knee popped up. 339 00:20:30,480 --> 00:20:32,840 Speaker 1: It is the Ben Mahler Show. If you want to 340 00:20:32,880 --> 00:20:35,480 Speaker 1: react to that or anything else going on right now, 341 00:20:35,480 --> 00:20:38,120 Speaker 1: you are more than welcome your thoughts on the Mallard Plus. 342 00:20:38,160 --> 00:20:41,280 Speaker 1: I got some very interesting email reaction from the Mallard pluses. 343 00:20:41,359 --> 00:20:43,000 Speaker 1: Some people that liked it, Some people said we should 344 00:20:43,040 --> 00:20:45,000 Speaker 1: never do it again, that I should be fired for 345 00:20:45,080 --> 00:20:48,040 Speaker 1: doing that, that it was I went a wall on 346 00:20:48,200 --> 00:20:51,239 Speaker 1: the charter of the company. I didn't realize I went 347 00:20:51,320 --> 00:20:54,360 Speaker 1: that far by putting people on doing comedy and singing. 348 00:20:54,480 --> 00:20:56,639 Speaker 1: But either way, you can join us right now at 349 00:20:56,640 --> 00:21:01,200 Speaker 1: eight seven seven ninety nine on Fox eight seven seven 350 00:21:01,400 --> 00:21:04,159 Speaker 1: nine nine six six three six nine day. You collected 351 00:21:04,119 --> 00:21:07,560 Speaker 1: any sports memorabilia? Are you a collector? Do you have 352 00:21:08,240 --> 00:21:10,879 Speaker 1: some autographs staff, or maybe you got some merch that 353 00:21:10,960 --> 00:21:12,840 Speaker 1: you got back in the day that you're holding onto 354 00:21:13,080 --> 00:21:16,159 Speaker 1: gonna sell some day at auction. Well, what is the 355 00:21:16,200 --> 00:21:21,960 Speaker 1: hottest sports collectible of twenty twenty five, the must have 356 00:21:22,080 --> 00:21:24,880 Speaker 1: sports collectible of twenty twenty five. What is it? We'll 357 00:21:24,880 --> 00:21:27,400 Speaker 1: get to that and we will do it next. 358 00:21:27,640 --> 00:21:30,000 Speaker 3: Be sure to catch live editions of The Ben Meller 359 00:21:30,080 --> 00:21:33,560 Speaker 3: Show weekdays at two am Eastern eleven pm Pacific on 360 00:21:33,720 --> 00:21:36,639 Speaker 3: Fox Sports Radio and the iHeartRadio app. 361 00:21:37,000 --> 00:21:40,880 Speaker 4: Hey, we're Cavino and Rich Fox Sports Radio every day five. 362 00:21:40,720 --> 00:21:42,600 Speaker 1: To seven pm Eastern. But here's the thing. 363 00:21:42,680 --> 00:21:44,879 Speaker 4: We never have enough time to get to everything we 364 00:21:44,920 --> 00:21:45,480 Speaker 4: want to get. 365 00:21:45,359 --> 00:21:47,840 Speaker 5: To, and that's why we have a brand new podcast 366 00:21:47,880 --> 00:21:50,680 Speaker 5: called over Promised. You see, we're having so much fun 367 00:21:50,720 --> 00:21:54,400 Speaker 5: in our two hour show. We never get to everything, honestly, 368 00:21:54,800 --> 00:21:57,600 Speaker 5: because this guy is over promised in things we never 369 00:21:57,640 --> 00:21:59,800 Speaker 5: have time for. Yeah, you blobber li lame in me. 370 00:22:00,080 --> 00:22:01,600 Speaker 1: Well, you know what it's called over promise. 371 00:22:01,640 --> 00:22:02,960 Speaker 4: You should be good at it because you've been over 372 00:22:03,000 --> 00:22:04,119 Speaker 4: promising women for years. 373 00:22:04,200 --> 00:22:06,719 Speaker 5: Well, it's a Covino and Rich after show, and we 374 00:22:06,760 --> 00:22:08,400 Speaker 5: want you to be a part of it. We're gonna 375 00:22:08,400 --> 00:22:10,560 Speaker 5: be talking sports, of course, but we're also gonna talk 376 00:22:10,640 --> 00:22:13,240 Speaker 5: life and relationships. And if Rich and I are arguing 377 00:22:13,280 --> 00:22:15,440 Speaker 5: about something or we didn't have enough time, it will 378 00:22:15,480 --> 00:22:18,000 Speaker 5: continue on our after show called over Promised. 379 00:22:18,040 --> 00:22:20,280 Speaker 4: Well, if you don't get enough Covino and Rich, make 380 00:22:20,320 --> 00:22:23,159 Speaker 4: sure you check out over Promised and also Uncensored by 381 00:22:23,200 --> 00:22:24,879 Speaker 4: the way, so maybe we'll go at it even a 382 00:22:24,880 --> 00:22:27,640 Speaker 4: little harder. It's gonna be the best after show podcast 383 00:22:27,680 --> 00:22:28,160 Speaker 4: of all time. 384 00:22:28,240 --> 00:22:31,280 Speaker 5: There you go, over Promising. Remember you could see it 385 00:22:31,359 --> 00:22:34,600 Speaker 5: on YouTube, but definitely join us. Listen to over Promised 386 00:22:34,600 --> 00:22:37,719 Speaker 5: with Covino and Rich on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts 387 00:22:37,800 --> 00:22:39,320 Speaker 5: or wherever you get your podcasts. 388 00:22:39,800 --> 00:22:42,520 Speaker 1: Bill Miller, here it is the Ben Maler Show, up 389 00:22:42,560 --> 00:22:45,240 Speaker 1: all night, every single night. Did you take part in 390 00:22:45,280 --> 00:22:48,280 Speaker 1: the Mallard Palooza, the twenty twenty five vintage of the 391 00:22:48,280 --> 00:22:51,159 Speaker 1: Mallard Pollosa? Were you listening? Were you consuming the acts? 392 00:22:52,119 --> 00:22:55,520 Speaker 1: Do you want your voice heard? Go on social media 393 00:22:55,600 --> 00:22:57,640 Speaker 1: right now. It's pinned to the very top of the 394 00:22:57,760 --> 00:23:03,640 Speaker 1: Ben Mahler x page. One vote, one vote only per customer. 395 00:23:03,720 --> 00:23:07,520 Speaker 1: The pulling just opened up. We're gonna leave it open 396 00:23:07,560 --> 00:23:10,840 Speaker 1: for those people working the dreaded day shift. And the 397 00:23:10,920 --> 00:23:13,960 Speaker 1: question is who gets your vote as the winner of 398 00:23:14,000 --> 00:23:17,800 Speaker 1: the twenty twenty five Malar Palooza. Who the pulse of 399 00:23:17,840 --> 00:23:21,080 Speaker 1: the people? The final four? Now we voted on this 400 00:23:21,200 --> 00:23:25,240 Speaker 1: show for Jay Scoop and Just Josh. They are there. 401 00:23:25,920 --> 00:23:28,960 Speaker 1: They won the vote in studio with our friend Inka 402 00:23:29,119 --> 00:23:35,320 Speaker 1: terror Ohio Al is also in the running. Key Drinking 403 00:23:35,480 --> 00:23:39,760 Speaker 1: Steve is there as well, and the comedy duo, the 404 00:23:39,880 --> 00:23:44,359 Speaker 1: kid comedy duo of Bennett and his younger sister Valerie, 405 00:23:44,480 --> 00:23:48,119 Speaker 1: who vote for them as well. Good luck to all 406 00:23:49,440 --> 00:23:52,800 Speaker 1: who we crowned the people's champ of the Malor Palooza. 407 00:23:53,440 --> 00:23:55,720 Speaker 1: Stay tuned. You can interact with the show on x 408 00:23:55,880 --> 00:24:01,680 Speaker 1: at Ben Mahler. That's at Ben Mahler. Also FSR Tech 409 00:24:01,840 --> 00:24:07,240 Speaker 1: Queen and Koop. A little bet Uh Bronco fan in 410 00:24:07,240 --> 00:24:11,040 Speaker 1: your comments can and will be used against you in 411 00:24:11,119 --> 00:24:14,840 Speaker 1: the court of sports radio. So act accordingly and now 412 00:24:14,880 --> 00:24:19,640 Speaker 1: back to it. Right back to it we go. Who's 413 00:24:19,680 --> 00:24:22,520 Speaker 1: your Bill Wrights and says he have been. David Vesa 414 00:24:22,600 --> 00:24:27,000 Speaker 1: works forty seven minutes a night. He's living the dream. 415 00:24:27,760 --> 00:24:31,760 Speaker 1: You are in Philly one hundred and seven degrees ten 416 00:24:31,880 --> 00:24:37,600 Speaker 1: day road trip, Ben, you are a genius. Well, thank you. Yes, Bill, 417 00:24:37,680 --> 00:24:42,280 Speaker 1: doing four hours of overnight talk radio as clearly not 418 00:24:42,600 --> 00:24:46,160 Speaker 1: doing one hour of Dodger propaganda, which is what he 419 00:24:46,200 --> 00:24:48,399 Speaker 1: often does. Late night drug tester says, I have no 420 00:24:48,480 --> 00:24:52,280 Speaker 1: experience as an NFL scout. But h wouldn't a player 421 00:24:52,560 --> 00:24:57,479 Speaker 1: with brass balls have a slower forty time? Well, it's possible. 422 00:24:57,480 --> 00:24:59,360 Speaker 1: You wouldn't want a guy with brass balls to play 423 00:24:59,400 --> 00:25:01,720 Speaker 1: wide receiver back. That's a great point, late night drug tester, 424 00:25:01,760 --> 00:25:04,720 Speaker 1: How old I see your balls? Sir? No, seriously. Now, 425 00:25:04,760 --> 00:25:06,639 Speaker 1: if we're gonna break this down, because that's what we 426 00:25:06,720 --> 00:25:09,080 Speaker 1: do in sports rare, let's talk about brass balls. So 427 00:25:09,160 --> 00:25:12,159 Speaker 1: if somebody's got brass balls, you put them at linebacker, 428 00:25:12,320 --> 00:25:14,640 Speaker 1: you put them at safety, you put them at defensive 429 00:25:14,680 --> 00:25:18,120 Speaker 1: tackle because they got brass balls. How about how about 430 00:25:18,119 --> 00:25:20,680 Speaker 1: a left tackle. You're gonna try to get to the quarterback? 431 00:25:20,800 --> 00:25:25,840 Speaker 1: My left tackle's got brass balls. Good luck, Good luck. 432 00:25:26,840 --> 00:25:29,280 Speaker 1: Ferg Dog writes and says, can I vote for Tony 433 00:25:29,359 --> 00:25:32,600 Speaker 1: in the Bay Area as a right in candidate? His 434 00:25:32,800 --> 00:25:39,080 Speaker 1: David Vassi joke still has me chuckling. Tom writes in 435 00:25:39,359 --> 00:25:43,280 Speaker 1: Tom a longtime supporter of the show, He says he's 436 00:25:43,359 --> 00:25:47,080 Speaker 1: just a regular, hardworking American trying to get along with everybody. 437 00:25:47,240 --> 00:25:49,399 Speaker 1: You're in the wrong place on social media, he says, 438 00:25:50,000 --> 00:25:52,040 Speaker 1: I don't really like him, but in the spirit of 439 00:25:52,080 --> 00:25:56,879 Speaker 1: the contest, keg drinking Steve gets my vote. Spock's Weed 440 00:25:57,000 --> 00:25:59,480 Speaker 1: writes in on the Oregon Trail. He says, so Jerry 441 00:25:59,560 --> 00:26:04,520 Speaker 1: Jones with his ego super ego, he's like the Freudian 442 00:26:04,800 --> 00:26:09,119 Speaker 1: analysis and all that pretends for a micro second he 443 00:26:09,240 --> 00:26:12,119 Speaker 1: can let go. Instead, he wants to keep running his 444 00:26:12,200 --> 00:26:15,720 Speaker 1: team like mean girls and get his players to play 445 00:26:15,840 --> 00:26:22,520 Speaker 1: all the roles. Yes, a little bit, absolutely circumcising a mosquito. 446 00:26:23,000 --> 00:26:26,560 Speaker 1: Eileen Wright Sin says, a congratulatory enchanted tiki room dole 447 00:26:26,560 --> 00:26:31,560 Speaker 1: whip to all contestants. Only problem with a doll whip 448 00:26:31,560 --> 00:26:33,199 Speaker 1: it's got it should be a lot bigger, right? Can 449 00:26:33,240 --> 00:26:35,240 Speaker 1: we all agree on that that they short change you? 450 00:26:35,359 --> 00:26:37,200 Speaker 1: Did you get one when you went by? I did 451 00:26:37,280 --> 00:26:41,040 Speaker 1: get which flavor? Did you get? Traditional? Pineapple? I'm a 452 00:26:41,080 --> 00:26:44,600 Speaker 1: traditionalist pineapple. They just dropped the peach flavor, and I 453 00:26:44,680 --> 00:26:47,399 Speaker 1: really want to try it. I love peach flavored things. 454 00:26:47,600 --> 00:26:49,120 Speaker 1: You do? Do you like peaches? 455 00:26:49,160 --> 00:26:49,679 Speaker 2: Though? I? 456 00:26:49,760 --> 00:26:50,480 Speaker 1: Do you do? Okay? 457 00:26:51,000 --> 00:26:51,800 Speaker 6: How fuzzy are. 458 00:26:53,520 --> 00:26:55,120 Speaker 1: You like to pet them? Like to see your cat 459 00:26:55,240 --> 00:26:57,440 Speaker 1: or something like that? I got you? All right, super 460 00:26:57,440 --> 00:27:00,360 Speaker 1: Marcus Steve, says, al Davis. To this day is still 461 00:27:00,400 --> 00:27:03,479 Speaker 1: considered a great football mind because he used to draft 462 00:27:03,480 --> 00:27:07,399 Speaker 1: the biggest and fastest players. No crap, Jerry Jones is 463 00:27:07,440 --> 00:27:11,640 Speaker 1: just looking for the same kind of courtesy, he says. Now, 464 00:27:11,680 --> 00:27:14,960 Speaker 1: Supermarket Steve, he said a manifesto. He says, I'm really 465 00:27:15,000 --> 00:27:18,800 Speaker 1: starting to think it's malicious now that Vassay covers up 466 00:27:18,840 --> 00:27:21,760 Speaker 1: your show. He is still talking about a six to 467 00:27:21,840 --> 00:27:25,880 Speaker 1: two Dodgers win over the blank Twins in a game 468 00:27:25,920 --> 00:27:28,880 Speaker 1: that ended two hours ago, and he says on Friday 469 00:27:28,880 --> 00:27:33,320 Speaker 1: and Saturday nights, Vess is out the door before the 470 00:27:33,359 --> 00:27:37,040 Speaker 1: show begins. He says, well, I will have to check 471 00:27:37,080 --> 00:27:39,520 Speaker 1: with the management. But the great thing about this show is, 472 00:27:39,560 --> 00:27:42,680 Speaker 1: you know, Supermarkets Steve, is whether we're covered up on 473 00:27:42,680 --> 00:27:45,400 Speaker 1: one station, we're still on over six hundred other stations. 474 00:27:45,440 --> 00:27:47,720 Speaker 1: So for the internet, and you can always listen on 475 00:27:47,760 --> 00:27:51,200 Speaker 1: the iHeart Radio app, so we don't have to worry 476 00:27:51,200 --> 00:27:54,240 Speaker 1: about that. Back in the old days, you'd have some issues. 477 00:27:54,280 --> 00:27:58,880 Speaker 1: We'll get to the number one sports collective, number one 478 00:27:59,280 --> 00:28:04,159 Speaker 1: of twenty twenty five, and Mallard Palooza took a vote 479 00:28:04,160 --> 00:28:07,040 Speaker 1: on that. That's pretty funny. That's that's not it. But 480 00:28:07,560 --> 00:28:09,560 Speaker 1: I wish they sold that we could we could have 481 00:28:09,600 --> 00:28:11,920 Speaker 1: that for sure. All right, it is the Ben Maler. 482 00:28:11,960 --> 00:28:14,679 Speaker 1: So let's go to the phones right now, and who 483 00:28:14,760 --> 00:28:18,119 Speaker 1: do we have? Eeny meanie mighty molls. Move this over here, 484 00:28:18,359 --> 00:28:21,600 Speaker 1: and he's here. Let's say hello do we e dog 485 00:28:22,320 --> 00:28:25,040 Speaker 1: who shockingly was not part of the mallor paloza, but 486 00:28:25,040 --> 00:28:28,280 Speaker 1: he's he's in New York. Hello e dog, Welcome, hey 487 00:28:28,400 --> 00:28:29,240 Speaker 1: Ben went out? 488 00:28:29,280 --> 00:28:29,960 Speaker 6: How you doing? 489 00:28:30,640 --> 00:28:32,320 Speaker 1: Where have you been? He dog? Yeah? I like that 490 00:28:32,400 --> 00:28:34,560 Speaker 1: you call every day for like a month, and then 491 00:28:34,600 --> 00:28:37,119 Speaker 1: you vanished for a month and then you come back. Like, 492 00:28:37,200 --> 00:28:38,280 Speaker 1: what is going on with that? 493 00:28:39,200 --> 00:28:41,000 Speaker 6: I don't know. I was trying to block your clause 494 00:28:41,080 --> 00:28:45,560 Speaker 6: for melitsa, so to speak. But listening to this, I 495 00:28:45,720 --> 00:28:48,200 Speaker 6: just I want to tell you something about my cousin Steven, 496 00:28:48,240 --> 00:28:49,040 Speaker 6: who went to Yale. 497 00:28:49,440 --> 00:28:51,000 Speaker 1: Yeah, hold on a sec, Hold on sec before you 498 00:28:51,080 --> 00:28:53,320 Speaker 1: tell me about your cousin Steven then went to Yale. 499 00:28:54,120 --> 00:28:56,200 Speaker 1: I have a cousin. I have a cousin Steven. He 500 00:28:56,240 --> 00:28:59,719 Speaker 1: lives over in Santa Monica. Didn't he didn't go to Yale? Yeah? 501 00:28:59,760 --> 00:29:02,040 Speaker 1: But how come you didn't enter the mallet paloose. I 502 00:29:02,040 --> 00:29:05,160 Speaker 1: thought you would have done something original, something unique. Yeah, 503 00:29:05,320 --> 00:29:08,080 Speaker 1: you didn't enter that blew my mind. You you love 504 00:29:08,200 --> 00:29:10,680 Speaker 1: calling talk radio. You didn't call up with a bit? 505 00:29:10,800 --> 00:29:11,400 Speaker 1: What's up with that? 506 00:29:12,480 --> 00:29:16,040 Speaker 6: I know in the future I'll get to it. 507 00:29:16,280 --> 00:29:19,720 Speaker 1: Okay, I don't believe I don't believe you. We expect 508 00:29:19,760 --> 00:29:21,720 Speaker 1: better from you. I think there's a better chance that 509 00:29:21,760 --> 00:29:24,640 Speaker 1: you married. You marry Melissa before you you do that. 510 00:29:24,760 --> 00:29:27,479 Speaker 6: Definitely not. I've never took it to her again. 511 00:29:28,240 --> 00:29:31,680 Speaker 1: You will, You'll, you'll get lonely some night on a Friday, 512 00:29:31,760 --> 00:29:33,720 Speaker 1: and Melissa will text you and then I have. 513 00:29:33,720 --> 00:29:35,960 Speaker 2: A statin nightdown on next thing. 514 00:29:36,000 --> 00:29:38,080 Speaker 1: You know, you'll you'll be hanging out with Melissa. 515 00:29:39,440 --> 00:29:42,280 Speaker 6: Never again, never again? All right, I talk about my 516 00:29:42,360 --> 00:29:43,080 Speaker 6: cousin Stephen. 517 00:29:44,320 --> 00:29:47,280 Speaker 1: Yeah, that's just what you. Yet again are on the 518 00:29:47,280 --> 00:29:49,760 Speaker 1: pulse with the overnight sports talk radio wants to hear 519 00:29:50,080 --> 00:29:57,560 Speaker 1: dog Is he older or younger than you? Eat? Dog? Older? 520 00:29:57,640 --> 00:29:58,560 Speaker 1: Does he keep kosher? 521 00:30:00,280 --> 00:30:00,840 Speaker 6: Sometimes? 522 00:30:00,840 --> 00:30:03,320 Speaker 1: Sometimes? Let's know that you can't do that. Sometimes you 523 00:30:03,520 --> 00:30:05,600 Speaker 1: have to do it all the time. You can't be selective. 524 00:30:05,680 --> 00:30:07,400 Speaker 1: That does either you do it or you don't do it. 525 00:30:07,440 --> 00:30:09,040 Speaker 1: So he doesn't do it? Okay, he doesn't do that? 526 00:30:09,120 --> 00:30:09,520 Speaker 1: All right? 527 00:30:10,480 --> 00:30:12,720 Speaker 6: All right? So listen, I want to visit him and 528 00:30:12,800 --> 00:30:15,280 Speaker 6: Neale and his interra real team. Never want to go. 529 00:30:15,520 --> 00:30:18,680 Speaker 6: Let's score when the game is in dire career there 530 00:30:19,240 --> 00:30:20,920 Speaker 6: and I scored the goal. We won one? 531 00:30:21,000 --> 00:30:24,440 Speaker 1: Nothing, he Doug? Why do we care about that? 532 00:30:26,480 --> 00:30:28,040 Speaker 6: All right? Now I have a joke for you. 533 00:30:28,040 --> 00:30:30,160 Speaker 1: You have a joke. Okay, this is it. You know 534 00:30:30,280 --> 00:30:32,720 Speaker 1: you don't need the mall of palooza be because what 535 00:30:32,760 --> 00:30:35,280 Speaker 1: you do is a one man variety show. You do 536 00:30:35,320 --> 00:30:36,640 Speaker 1: a one man variety act. 537 00:30:36,720 --> 00:30:39,520 Speaker 6: Is what you do, and you got it. Now you 538 00:30:39,520 --> 00:30:40,280 Speaker 6: want to hear my joke? 539 00:30:41,840 --> 00:30:44,160 Speaker 1: Does anyone want to hear his joke? Does anyone. 540 00:30:45,480 --> 00:30:46,840 Speaker 6: Don't want to? Night? 541 00:30:46,960 --> 00:30:49,800 Speaker 1: Why does? Why does everyone? I don't understand, Like everyone 542 00:30:50,120 --> 00:30:53,360 Speaker 1: wants to do jokes and they're almost never funny. 543 00:30:54,000 --> 00:30:56,120 Speaker 6: I don't understand it's funny. And then then I want 544 00:30:56,120 --> 00:30:57,120 Speaker 6: to talk about my dad. 545 00:30:57,640 --> 00:30:59,920 Speaker 1: Are you now? So we started with your cousin Steve. 546 00:31:00,120 --> 00:31:02,080 Speaker 1: We're going to do a joke. Then we'll do a transition. 547 00:31:02,160 --> 00:31:05,560 Speaker 1: We'll fade over to a story about your dad. Any 548 00:31:05,600 --> 00:31:07,920 Speaker 1: stories about your mom, anything about your mom, anything you 549 00:31:07,920 --> 00:31:09,520 Speaker 1: want to share about your mom. 550 00:31:10,080 --> 00:31:11,400 Speaker 3: He's a beautiful lady and. 551 00:31:11,800 --> 00:31:15,320 Speaker 1: Her Okay, all right, well, then here you go. 552 00:31:15,880 --> 00:31:19,200 Speaker 6: What is the pope and Jeans Stallings have in common 553 00:31:20,120 --> 00:31:20,640 Speaker 6: the pope. 554 00:31:20,800 --> 00:31:26,120 Speaker 1: And do you think Lorraina knows who Gene Stallings is? Right, 555 00:31:27,560 --> 00:31:31,480 Speaker 1: Kop doesn't even know who Jeene Stallings is. Eh, yeah, 556 00:31:31,520 --> 00:31:33,800 Speaker 1: the old football coach back in the day. All right, 557 00:31:34,120 --> 00:31:35,920 Speaker 1: did you give the punchline? Did I not listen to 558 00:31:35,960 --> 00:31:37,560 Speaker 1: the punchline? Did you give the punch line? Up? 559 00:31:37,880 --> 00:31:42,120 Speaker 6: They're both ex cardinals who know nothing about football. 560 00:31:45,800 --> 00:31:49,240 Speaker 1: Do you have any jokes that aren't forty years old? No? 561 00:31:49,320 --> 00:31:51,160 Speaker 6: I got a I got a funny story to tell 562 00:31:51,200 --> 00:31:52,600 Speaker 6: you about my dad, who has some. 563 00:31:53,000 --> 00:31:54,959 Speaker 1: I will I will promise you it's not funny. 564 00:31:56,080 --> 00:31:58,959 Speaker 6: We'll see. Okay, here it is. My dad took me 565 00:31:59,000 --> 00:32:03,240 Speaker 6: to the bank, right, and he said to the teller, 566 00:32:03,440 --> 00:32:03,960 Speaker 6: I want. 567 00:32:03,840 --> 00:32:04,280 Speaker 1: To give you. 568 00:32:04,880 --> 00:32:07,640 Speaker 6: I want to give my son Eric a gift. So 569 00:32:07,840 --> 00:32:09,640 Speaker 6: there was a bond to the left that I was 570 00:32:09,680 --> 00:32:11,760 Speaker 6: looking at the bond, and you know my dad did 571 00:32:12,640 --> 00:32:19,720 Speaker 6: what's that? He shook his head. No, oh, that isn't funny. 572 00:32:20,120 --> 00:32:20,520 Speaker 6: All right? 573 00:32:20,720 --> 00:32:22,600 Speaker 1: Can you can you? Can you go on hiatus for 574 00:32:22,640 --> 00:32:24,640 Speaker 1: another month? Can we can you leave for like another 575 00:32:24,680 --> 00:32:26,760 Speaker 1: month or two and then call back? How about that? Yes? 576 00:32:27,880 --> 00:32:30,680 Speaker 6: No, definitely not. And I'm doing good over here. On 577 00:32:30,720 --> 00:32:31,720 Speaker 6: the Ben Miller Show. 578 00:32:32,200 --> 00:32:39,600 Speaker 1: Yeah, I gotta I gotta go, thank you, Okay, Yes, 579 00:32:41,160 --> 00:32:43,360 Speaker 1: Scrooge rights and says it will be nice Scrooges in 580 00:32:43,400 --> 00:32:47,440 Speaker 1: Northern California. He hides behind his smartphone, does not have 581 00:32:47,520 --> 00:32:49,920 Speaker 1: the brass balls to call the show. He says, it'll 582 00:32:49,960 --> 00:32:52,880 Speaker 1: be nice listening to the same seven callers tonight. I 583 00:32:53,000 --> 00:32:56,880 Speaker 1: need to recover from all the trauma I heard from 584 00:32:56,960 --> 00:33:00,520 Speaker 1: yesterday's show. Can we get him a miniature horse, like 585 00:33:00,560 --> 00:33:04,760 Speaker 1: a recovery little horse seed to recover a blank? Ye? 586 00:33:04,960 --> 00:33:08,440 Speaker 1: And all that Terry in England, says Keg drinking Steve 587 00:33:08,480 --> 00:33:12,000 Speaker 1: represents the Mala militia and it's true spirit. As talented 588 00:33:12,040 --> 00:33:15,560 Speaker 1: as Jay Scoop in Ohio, al are. They are the 589 00:33:15,640 --> 00:33:22,800 Speaker 1: Hamptons of us. We need the raw, drunken, drug addicted lunatics. 590 00:33:23,400 --> 00:33:26,320 Speaker 1: That'd be Terry in England. That said that, and there 591 00:33:26,400 --> 00:33:29,880 Speaker 1: is a surprise in the early polling, and it is 592 00:33:29,920 --> 00:33:32,400 Speaker 1: a bit of a surprise in fact, it's right now, 593 00:33:32,440 --> 00:33:35,080 Speaker 1: it's tied up. We are very early. We have a 594 00:33:35,120 --> 00:33:37,000 Speaker 1: whole day to go on this thing, so we'll have 595 00:33:37,280 --> 00:33:40,240 Speaker 1: hundreds of votes, hundreds and hundreds of votes that'll come in. 596 00:33:40,640 --> 00:33:43,560 Speaker 1: But it's early on and I am genuinely surprised that 597 00:33:43,720 --> 00:33:46,640 Speaker 1: one of the acts is in the lead tied for 598 00:33:46,720 --> 00:33:49,760 Speaker 1: the lead here because that would not be my vote. 599 00:33:50,280 --> 00:33:53,400 Speaker 1: And I'm also a little disappointed with the act that 600 00:33:53,560 --> 00:33:55,840 Speaker 1: is bringing up the rear, that is the caboose. He 601 00:33:56,240 --> 00:33:58,400 Speaker 1: sot'll disappoint you want to vote on that? On Axe, 602 00:33:58,400 --> 00:34:00,680 Speaker 1: it's pinned to the top of the ben male profile. 603 00:34:01,160 --> 00:34:04,280 Speaker 1: On X, who gets the vote as the winner of 604 00:34:04,280 --> 00:34:06,920 Speaker 1: the twenty twenty five mallor Palooza, the vote of the people, 605 00:34:06,960 --> 00:34:10,759 Speaker 1: pulse of the people. You can vote right here, go 606 00:34:10,840 --> 00:34:14,120 Speaker 1: to X one per account unless you can figure out 607 00:34:14,200 --> 00:34:19,640 Speaker 1: the analytics on that and riggitt. Remember one year we 608 00:34:19,680 --> 00:34:23,000 Speaker 1: did the vote on the Benny Awards and a guy, 609 00:34:23,239 --> 00:34:24,799 Speaker 1: oh no, it wasn't. It wasn't even the Beny, it 610 00:34:24,840 --> 00:34:28,560 Speaker 1: was the name the team contest. When the Rams were 611 00:34:28,560 --> 00:34:31,799 Speaker 1: in Saint Louis. Every year I would pick a new 612 00:34:31,920 --> 00:34:35,279 Speaker 1: NFL team, and for a while people loved me and 613 00:34:35,320 --> 00:34:37,719 Speaker 1: they were getting me, like the Patriots when they were good, 614 00:34:37,760 --> 00:34:40,680 Speaker 1: when they had Brady, and so I'd follow that team 615 00:34:40,719 --> 00:34:43,920 Speaker 1: for the year, and then somebody figured out how to 616 00:34:43,960 --> 00:34:45,920 Speaker 1: screw up the vote, and so then I became like 617 00:34:45,960 --> 00:34:49,040 Speaker 1: a fan of the Browns and the Jets and the Jaguars. 618 00:34:49,080 --> 00:34:52,319 Speaker 1: That was terrible. And the Raiders when they were just 619 00:34:52,480 --> 00:34:57,880 Speaker 1: got awful, sucked out loud, not right, not right? Well, 620 00:34:57,880 --> 00:35:01,120 Speaker 1: you know it is right. 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Two strikeouts in the top of the 630 00:35:32,040 --> 00:35:35,160 Speaker 1: first and they go ahead blast in the bottom of 631 00:35:35,160 --> 00:35:38,239 Speaker 1: the first, two one Dodgers. It sounds to me like 632 00:35:38,280 --> 00:35:42,280 Speaker 1: Steven Nelson there on the Dodgers radio M five seventy 633 00:35:42,360 --> 00:35:46,000 Speaker 1: in Los Angeles. And that is the tire Iraq Play 634 00:35:46,520 --> 00:35:49,640 Speaker 1: of the Day. For over forty years, tyre Raq has 635 00:35:49,640 --> 00:35:52,680 Speaker 1: been helping customers find the right tires for how, what 636 00:35:52,880 --> 00:35:55,480 Speaker 1: and where they drive. 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That is 646 00:36:28,800 --> 00:36:33,759 Speaker 1: the lowest in the live ball era, breaking my previous record. Again, 647 00:36:34,400 --> 00:36:36,920 Speaker 1: pirates A's Paul Skins, who spent some time in the 648 00:36:36,960 --> 00:36:39,960 Speaker 1: Air Force at the Air Force Academy there, has a 649 00:36:40,160 --> 00:36:42,920 Speaker 1: one point nine to seven earn run average in his 650 00:36:43,000 --> 00:36:46,440 Speaker 1: first forty four career starts that is the lowest in 651 00:36:46,480 --> 00:36:50,040 Speaker 1: the live ball era, breaking my record. Who am I? 652 00:36:50,280 --> 00:36:53,680 Speaker 1: The answer? We'll get to it. We will do it next. 653 00:36:54,080 --> 00:36:56,399 Speaker 3: Be sure to catch live editions of The Ben Meller 654 00:36:56,480 --> 00:37:00,200 Speaker 3: Show weekdays at two am Eastern eleven pm Pacific. 655 00:37:00,120 --> 00:37:03,560 Speaker 1: Bond kind of a night on the Ben Maler Show. 656 00:37:03,680 --> 00:37:06,480 Speaker 1: Bill Miller. Here it is the Bean Malor Show, up 657 00:37:06,520 --> 00:37:11,880 Speaker 1: all night every night, flying the red eye flight. It's radio. 658 00:37:12,000 --> 00:37:15,239 Speaker 1: It's so simple. So why is there a camera in here? 659 00:37:15,280 --> 00:37:21,960 Speaker 1: In bright lights and bunch of cameras? Cause of YouTube. 660 00:37:22,000 --> 00:37:24,840 Speaker 1: Be sure to check out the Fox Sports Radio YouTube channel. 661 00:37:24,920 --> 00:37:27,839 Speaker 1: Just search Fox Sports Radio on YouTube. See a whole 662 00:37:27,880 --> 00:37:30,640 Speaker 1: bunch of video highlights from the various know it alls, 663 00:37:30,760 --> 00:37:35,600 Speaker 1: blowhards and gas bags that share these microphones. You can 664 00:37:35,640 --> 00:37:42,040 Speaker 1: watch global exclusive Mallard monologues nobody else has, so be 665 00:37:42,120 --> 00:37:45,360 Speaker 1: sure to subscribe. You'll never miss the very best Mallard 666 00:37:45,360 --> 00:37:52,840 Speaker 1: monologues in Fox Sports Radio videos on the YouTube. All right, 667 00:37:52,920 --> 00:37:56,120 Speaker 1: back to it we go, and we will pay off 668 00:37:56,120 --> 00:37:59,000 Speaker 1: the who am I game in a minute. But we tease. 669 00:37:59,120 --> 00:38:02,360 Speaker 1: You have to please when you tease. So the hottest 670 00:38:02,400 --> 00:38:06,359 Speaker 1: sports collectible of twenty twenty five, that would be the 671 00:38:07,560 --> 00:38:14,920 Speaker 1: five hundred dollars Happy Gilmore Putter. Yeah, Callaway's five hundred 672 00:38:14,920 --> 00:38:18,479 Speaker 1: dollars Happy Gilmore Putter. This is a partnership deal as 673 00:38:18,600 --> 00:38:25,279 Speaker 1: the new Happy Gilmore coming out on Netflix and this 674 00:38:25,320 --> 00:38:29,440 Speaker 1: thing blowing up, blowing up, I believe, I guess I'm Friday. 675 00:38:29,480 --> 00:38:33,680 Speaker 1: I think they drop it. The New Happy Gilmore movie 676 00:38:34,040 --> 00:38:37,839 Speaker 1: and Adam Silver and all that. They in an effort 677 00:38:37,920 --> 00:38:42,640 Speaker 1: to promote it. They tossed this out first Happy Gilmore 678 00:38:42,719 --> 00:38:48,120 Speaker 1: since nineteen ninety six, and these things are all gone. 679 00:38:48,400 --> 00:38:51,080 Speaker 1: And the hottest item you can get now, how do 680 00:38:51,160 --> 00:38:53,760 Speaker 1: I notice? The hottest item you get? The secondary market, 681 00:38:54,719 --> 00:39:01,480 Speaker 1: the resale market of the limited edition hockey stick putter booming. 682 00:39:01,680 --> 00:39:07,440 Speaker 1: It sold out and on the secondary market they sold 683 00:39:07,440 --> 00:39:10,840 Speaker 1: this online also, I guess like Dick's Sporting Goods places 684 00:39:10,880 --> 00:39:13,080 Speaker 1: like that, you could get it. Give me a little 685 00:39:13,120 --> 00:39:17,400 Speaker 1: taste of that day. Lasted forty eight hours, forty eight hours, 686 00:39:17,520 --> 00:39:24,319 Speaker 1: and on the resale market, this thing, I'm blowing up listings. 687 00:39:24,480 --> 00:39:27,640 Speaker 1: As of a few hours ago. Most of the listings 688 00:39:27,640 --> 00:39:34,440 Speaker 1: were added around one thousand dollars. There was one listed 689 00:39:34,600 --> 00:39:38,320 Speaker 1: for three thousand dollars shortly after these things became available. 690 00:39:39,400 --> 00:39:42,040 Speaker 1: So that is it. Everyone wants their hands on that 691 00:39:42,280 --> 00:39:47,560 Speaker 1: nice putter, Putt putt. I didn't notice though the putter 692 00:39:47,680 --> 00:39:50,520 Speaker 1: no Boston Bruin logo on it, because I guess they 693 00:39:50,560 --> 00:39:52,680 Speaker 1: did not get a deal with the NHL. But it's 694 00:39:52,680 --> 00:39:55,920 Speaker 1: got the Bruins colors, but it does not have the logo. 695 00:39:56,040 --> 00:39:59,440 Speaker 1: Time now for the who am I game? And who 696 00:39:59,520 --> 00:40:01,279 Speaker 1: am I game? This postion of the Ben Maler show 697 00:40:01,280 --> 00:40:04,720 Speaker 1: made possible by Express Employment Professionals. Do your summer plans 698 00:40:04,719 --> 00:40:06,800 Speaker 1: include a new job? Want to work with an expert 699 00:40:06,840 --> 00:40:09,480 Speaker 1: in your local job market find the right role? Just 700 00:40:09,520 --> 00:40:12,879 Speaker 1: call your local Express Employment professionals go to expresspros dot 701 00:40:12,920 --> 00:40:17,080 Speaker 1: com and Express never charges job seekers a fee. Here 702 00:40:17,239 --> 00:40:20,920 Speaker 1: is the who am I? Game? Pirates as Paul Skeens 703 00:40:21,440 --> 00:40:24,600 Speaker 1: has a one point nine to seven earn run average 704 00:40:24,600 --> 00:40:27,480 Speaker 1: in his first forty four career starts. That is the 705 00:40:27,520 --> 00:40:32,280 Speaker 1: lowest and the Live Ball era breaking my previous record. 706 00:40:32,680 --> 00:40:36,720 Speaker 1: Who am I? That is the question. What is the answer? 707 00:40:37,280 --> 00:40:43,560 Speaker 1: Eugene in Chicago said Trey Hendrickson. That is incorrect. Benny 708 00:40:43,680 --> 00:40:46,920 Speaker 1: the Bopper guest by malaprop Guy, I have look a 709 00:40:46,920 --> 00:40:48,759 Speaker 1: little weird in that photo, though I don't know about that. 710 00:40:48,840 --> 00:40:52,279 Speaker 1: My arms a little sideways on that. Kelly Tripuka from 711 00:40:52,440 --> 00:40:54,960 Speaker 1: the Great Stevie Meatballs, who also disappointed me. Why do 712 00:40:55,080 --> 00:40:58,400 Speaker 1: you not enter Stevie Meatballs legend on the show Malapalooza 713 00:40:58,400 --> 00:41:02,640 Speaker 1: didn't enter Bill Cosby Guests by Alf Wow Kay Drinking 714 00:41:02,640 --> 00:41:05,759 Speaker 1: Steve from ferg Dog, Nick the Wendy's Guy's going with 715 00:41:06,239 --> 00:41:09,880 Speaker 1: Steve Rogers as his answer. Don Lemon from mister nice 716 00:41:09,880 --> 00:41:14,040 Speaker 1: guy Selena Gomez, who's thirty three today. Lorena, what say 717 00:41:14,080 --> 00:41:18,400 Speaker 1: you learn Maverick Ben Maverick, not a Dallas Maverick, just 718 00:41:18,440 --> 00:41:21,160 Speaker 1: a Maverick Maverick. All right, he corrects it. No, it's 719 00:41:21,400 --> 00:41:24,600 Speaker 1: Vita blue, vit up blue. You know what that is? 720 00:41:24,680 --> 00:41:28,480 Speaker 1: Vita blue. That's a flower. It's also a pitcher.