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Speaker 1: Welcome to This Is Important, a production of I Heart Radio.

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Speaker 1: This show where we talk about what's obviously most critically

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Speaker 1: crucially important today on This Is Important Token bowls, Baby,

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Speaker 1: big beers are way more fun than small beers. Oh whoo,

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Speaker 1: whoa who awkward and here we go. Hey you baby,

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Speaker 1: I love your smile, your smile. It's good to see you. Guys.

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Speaker 1: Right back at you. Chloe and I actually, yesterday we're

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Speaker 1: going through did you guys do this when you got married?

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Speaker 1: We picked out music music like we they have like

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Speaker 1: a list that we had to go through of like

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Speaker 1: a thousand songs and just pick like what songs we

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Speaker 1: like the most, so then that DJ understands the style.

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Speaker 1: Do you have the time, Yeah, it's just nothing but

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Speaker 1: green day blink and I remember picking out the special

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Speaker 1: songs like the dancing and like the first dance. I

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Speaker 1: remember doing that. Oh yeah, it was like five hours

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Speaker 1: of homework I did yesterday. I'm like this is too much. Ship. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: Chloe's all stressing about him, like this is this is

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Speaker 1: too much. I don't want to pick their whole ord DJ,

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Speaker 1: so that they play the music. Thank you? What am

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Speaker 1: I paying you for? Adam? If I know you you

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Speaker 1: might just want to throw on some jack FM and

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Speaker 1: you're done. Yeah, yeah, Jackie, if I know you do

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Speaker 1: that there, Yeah, just I tune in live to the

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Speaker 1: Weenie Roast k Rock Weenie Roast and let it go.

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Speaker 1: I liked that. You like that, You like that I

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Speaker 1: like picking the music. Yeah, I'm I'm not like a

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Speaker 1: music a head, but I'm very specific about what I

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Speaker 1: wanted my wedding for sure. Okay, well I think for sure.

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Speaker 1: It's a very important moment. A lot of r Kelly, okay,

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Speaker 1: step in the name of love. It was safe. Just

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Speaker 1: play trapped in the closet, a lot of getting freaky

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Speaker 1: in the club during cocktail hour. Did you play Trapped

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Speaker 1: in the Closet? Chapter one through? Yes, I mean and

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Speaker 1: no one could talk? Or just sex Planet, sex Planet.

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Speaker 1: We were all there. We all remember the orgy that

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Speaker 1: broke out on the dance floor. It was interesting. I

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Speaker 1: felt good. Do you guys wanna hear something funny? Here's

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Speaker 1: the funny thing real quick. Uh my anniversary, ten year

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Speaker 1: anniversary was just last week. Relations it's crazy. Thank you guys.

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Speaker 1: Emma's looking through photos of the wedding on her phone.

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Speaker 1: Nuts that Emma still married. So she goes before we

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Speaker 1: went to there, she goes, I was looking at photos

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Speaker 1: from her wedding and you know what? And I was like, yeah,

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Speaker 1: what like what? She goes, h, A lot of those

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Speaker 1: people are dead? What? And I was like, why did

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Speaker 1: you say? It was just like grandparents? I go, right,

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Speaker 1: that's your that's the takeaway that old people died. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I love you too, ye dude, that's that's wild though. Man,

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Speaker 1: it's true. She's probably just pointing out something that's real

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Speaker 1: and like, what the hell, they're gone. But they got

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Speaker 1: to have that moment, you know what I mean, that's right.

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Speaker 1: They went through life, got to our wedding and you

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Speaker 1: got the picture, you got the memory. You get to

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Speaker 1: remember them and think about them every every every ten years.

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Speaker 1: And since that, the number one reason people get married

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Speaker 1: is for the grandparents to see it. They're like, we

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Speaker 1: gotta do it before the grandparents. Yes, for me, do

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Speaker 1: it for me, mom. They like to see that stuff.

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Speaker 1: And Kyle, did we get married at the same place? Anders?

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Speaker 1: We did? We got married at the exact same place.

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Speaker 1: I saw you posting the or maybe Emma posted the

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Speaker 1: picture of all of us standing up there under the

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Speaker 1: oak tree, and I was like, oh yeah, dude, I

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Speaker 1: got the same framing of my wedding as well. It

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Speaker 1: was dope, and that was I mean, that's it. That's

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Speaker 1: worth saying. I mean you you had it there. And

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Speaker 1: then my wife was not at your wedding, and we

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Speaker 1: know we have a thing you're we I don't speak

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Speaker 1: to her. I'm just kidding. We didn't know her. We

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Speaker 1: didn't know her at the time. I had just started

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Speaker 1: dating her. Was not allowed on the premises she wasn't

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Speaker 1: allowed at the wedding because we hadn't been dating for

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Speaker 1: long enough, which I think is a pretty good rule,

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Speaker 1: like for inviting guests to your wedding is like have

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Speaker 1: you been dating for a year or two? Is it

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Speaker 1: I remember when you had that conversation with me about

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Speaker 1: about Chloe. Were like yeah, and and this is interesting

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Speaker 1: because Durs did it to me and I ended up

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Speaker 1: marrying the woman who was not invited to his wedding.

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Speaker 1: But at the last moment you were like, she could

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Speaker 1: said that. But we couldn't make it happen, and the whole,

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Speaker 1: the whole wedding list thing. Did trust me, I would

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Speaker 1: have let it fly because I don't give a hit it.

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Speaker 1: I don't give a but but I ended up I

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Speaker 1: ended up marrying her. And then I did the same

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Speaker 1: thing to Adam. I said, Adam, you can't invite Chloe.

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Speaker 1: You haven't been together for long enough, Like I paid

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Speaker 1: like a fraternity spanking? Is it the most fun guest

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Speaker 1: at every wedding, the one random like date someone brings

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Speaker 1: who's like the wild card and you're like, whoa that

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Speaker 1: person was allegend? Did you have a big wedding blake? No? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I had a very exclusive who is this person crying?

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Speaker 1: It was so exclusive that none of us were there?

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Speaker 1: No one was there? Yeah, we weren't there. Zero people

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Speaker 1: were there. But Adam called me instead. I remember he

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Speaker 1: called me said I really want to invite Clode Dog.

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Speaker 1: And I was like, who, I really love this girl,

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Speaker 1: last name dog. I really love this girl dog. Oh dog?

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Speaker 1: You wanted to uh introduce her to Mama Bear your

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Speaker 1: mom at my wedding? Right? That was right? That is

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Speaker 1: where they met clow Dog and Mama there. Yeah, And

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Speaker 1: that was when I was like, Okay, you had been

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Speaker 1: dating for maybe like eight or nine months, and that's

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Speaker 1: solid I talked to maybe that I don't remember, but

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Speaker 1: I can't remember exactly the timeline, but that's what I remember.

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Speaker 1: That's what pushed me over the edge where I was like,

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Speaker 1: all right, you can come to you can she can

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Speaker 1: come to the wedding. And you guys were fun. You

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Speaker 1: guys had a blast. Yeah, we had a great time

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Speaker 1: under the same oak tree as as the homes. It's

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Speaker 1: a beautiful oak tree. Yeah. You guys turned on the

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Speaker 1: ferris wheel though, right, you paid for the ferris wheel. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: we threw down. You guys did it. Your wedding was

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Speaker 1: at the Golf Line carnival that we both went to.

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Speaker 1: We both got married at Calamigos Ranch and had a

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Speaker 1: fantastic wedding. There is a beautiful location. Shout out. It

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Speaker 1: was gorgeous out there. It's like, you know, it's a

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Speaker 1: wedding factory of Los Angeles. And I remember when we

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Speaker 1: were so my wife did not go to that wedding,

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Speaker 1: but when we were touring with our wedding planner to

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Speaker 1: pick the spot, we went to Calamigos Ranch and I

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Speaker 1: was like, yeah, I don't know if we even need

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Speaker 1: to go to Calamigos Ranch, like there's other spots, Like,

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Speaker 1: we'll be fine. We pull up, we go to one location. Uh,

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Speaker 1: and then here we walk into the to the then

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Speaker 1: we walk into the oak tree and Marissa immediately starts

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Speaker 1: tearing up and she's is the spot sacred ground? This

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Speaker 1: is it? And I'm like, are you serious, because I'm

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Speaker 1: pretty sure this is I didn't it wasn't even too clear,

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Speaker 1: but I'm like, this is where I think, this is

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Speaker 1: where got married. And this was probably four years, three

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Speaker 1: or four years after I got married, and like the

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Speaker 1: upgrades were substantial at this place. Yes, they had like

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Speaker 1: I said, it's a factory. They were figured dialed it in.

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Speaker 1: They got money. Man, Yeah that place, that place is nice. Yeah.

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Speaker 1: I should have done it. I blew it. I should

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Speaker 1: have got married under the same oak tree. And I

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Speaker 1: mean we were waiting, but yeah, dear thing fucking blew it. Dude,

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Speaker 1: I'm so sorry. That would have been so ill and

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Speaker 1: having cool. If we all take our future wives under

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Speaker 1: the oak tree and we married them under the that

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Speaker 1: could have happened. We could have all got married at

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Speaker 1: the same places, like a Nicholas Sparks novel. Right here,

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Speaker 1: this is a notebook. This is a movie. Man. Our

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Speaker 1: lives are like a movie doll. We're just mar our

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Speaker 1: labs under the oak tree. Uh, the list is insane.

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Speaker 1: Chloe's freaking out. I'm I feel the same way. I'm like,

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Speaker 1: what's your number of the what's your attendees number? We

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Speaker 1: wanted it to be lower. It's you know, we're doing

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Speaker 1: wanted it to be like a hundred dish and we're

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Speaker 1: gonna land right around a hundred. I think, goddamn. But

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Speaker 1: I was like, I don't care if two people show,

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Speaker 1: like who gives your ship? My god? Well that's just

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Speaker 1: And now we're like people are like falling out and

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Speaker 1: other people are wanting to come in, and it's like

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Speaker 1: she's all stressed out about it. I'm like, why do

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Speaker 1: we care even a little bit? Like because you have

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Speaker 1: to pay for their dinner and stuff. Okay, that's why.

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Speaker 1: Because but we had the money. It's not like we're

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Speaker 1: you know, you have money to give a hundred other

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Speaker 1: people steaks man, Yeah, well you can always throw it

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Speaker 1: into the ocean. We can, like chum the water and

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Speaker 1: get it go. Why do you think I'm doing this podcast? Man,

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Speaker 1: I gotta get that steak money, baby, that bumper. That

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Speaker 1: was the thing where I was like when they were like, yeah,

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Speaker 1: then steak, but the steak is like an extra, like

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Speaker 1: the filet mignon. Everybody gets it, and then every rs

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Speaker 1: like steak, Yeah, We're We're all steak everything. I had

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Speaker 1: just become a vegetarian, so I was really fucking talty.

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Speaker 1: Steaks need to step up for the wedding. Yeah, are

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Speaker 1: they sponsoring your wedding? They're not. We had to go

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Speaker 1: through their the resorts catering. Yeah, of course that's how

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Speaker 1: they can. That's how they nickel and dime. Yeah. COVID, sure, yeah,

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Speaker 1: we had to ran everything through them. COVID. Yeah. We

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Speaker 1: West Coast artist cannot be a West Coast artist must

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Speaker 1: turns out they don't exist. Are you going DJ and band?

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Speaker 1: It's a DJ band combo. It's like a DJ. Wait,

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Speaker 1: is it like Lincoln Park? It is Lincoln Park, It's

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Speaker 1: exactly so Now it's it's a band that like this

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Speaker 1: And then they it's a DJ that plays music that

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Speaker 1: you know, but then has a full band playing the

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Speaker 1: music to the songs. Wait, what do you mean they

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Speaker 1: play at the same time as the songs, so they

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Speaker 1: know all the songs. That's why you have to I

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Speaker 1: think that's why the list was so insane that I

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Speaker 1: had to go through, because these are like, these are

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Speaker 1: the songs, and we'll learn the specific what we have

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Speaker 1: to do for each song. Well do they know it?

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Speaker 1: Should it should be tight? I don't know. We'll see

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Speaker 1: we'll be drunk off. Is that gonna be? Is popo?

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Speaker 1: Is now going to be your first dance? Yeah, that's

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Speaker 1: that's what that's the recessional. That's when we're we're leaving

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Speaker 1: after we're married. Yeah, when when you did the dance

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Speaker 1: and stuff, the first dance, did you have to do

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Speaker 1: like any like trial dancing with your wife before the

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Speaker 1: show day. Yeah, practice dancing. We're not really dancers and

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Speaker 1: we're not um like big time extroverts. Like a lot

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Speaker 1: of people will be like, we're doing a choreograph dance. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: That's how crazy I'm living. Okayans is sick. But I

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Speaker 1: don't think you would want to eat that much Chinese

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Speaker 1: little bit specifically for me. No, yeah, will you do

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Speaker 1: orders that came out. They weren't savory, they were sweet desserts,

421
00:23:13,440 --> 00:23:19,159
Speaker 1: baby dessert, first dessert. Yeah, and it was like it

422
00:23:19,240 --> 00:23:21,200
Speaker 1: came from that, Like it was like, let's do how

423
00:23:21,240 --> 00:23:23,000
Speaker 1: it did come from that? Yeah? Yeah, I mean it.

424
00:23:23,040 --> 00:23:25,320
Speaker 1: Well yeah, well, dessert first is the thing we would

425
00:23:25,359 --> 00:23:30,520
Speaker 1: chant on Workaholics, specifically the man Up episode, because real

426
00:23:30,600 --> 00:23:35,040
Speaker 1: men eat dessert first logic and they drink road marks.

427
00:23:35,520 --> 00:23:38,080
Speaker 1: Do you know where it came from? Though? It came

428
00:23:38,160 --> 00:23:43,199
Speaker 1: from It came from the show Jigglos, where in the

429
00:23:43,240 --> 00:23:47,040
Speaker 1: opening credit sequence there's like introducing people and this one

430
00:23:47,040 --> 00:23:49,840
Speaker 1: guy goes like, my name is Mike, and I like

431
00:23:49,880 --> 00:23:56,000
Speaker 1: to eat dessert first, Like, how cool is he? Basically

432
00:23:56,040 --> 00:23:59,040
Speaker 1: the whole show of Workaholics was from the show Jigglos.

433
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Speaker 1: So I'm glad we're in this laundry. Well we had

434
00:24:01,280 --> 00:24:04,720
Speaker 1: we had Brace on the show, and he was, man,

435
00:24:04,800 --> 00:24:07,639
Speaker 1: I mean sometimes you get in the room with improvisers

436
00:24:07,680 --> 00:24:10,440
Speaker 1: and you're like, holy fuck, look at this guy work

437
00:24:10,760 --> 00:24:14,879
Speaker 1: and Brace wasn't exactly that. Um what was Jigglos? That

438
00:24:15,000 --> 00:24:19,320
Speaker 1: was on what network? Though? And wait, so sorry because

439
00:24:19,359 --> 00:24:21,600
Speaker 1: I didn't watch I didn't watch Jigglos. That was like

440
00:24:21,640 --> 00:24:25,040
Speaker 1: you and Kevin Etton, Uh, one of our producers. He

441
00:24:25,440 --> 00:24:26,840
Speaker 1: was a big fan, and you were a big fan.

442
00:24:28,040 --> 00:24:32,200
Speaker 1: His name was Brace Brace. Sean Clements watched it as well.

443
00:24:32,720 --> 00:24:35,520
Speaker 1: That's right. Braces in like a thing you put on

444
00:24:35,520 --> 00:24:37,679
Speaker 1: your knee if you hurt yourself. No, as in like

445
00:24:38,040 --> 00:24:43,240
Speaker 1: hold on because you're about to get yourself because uh,

446
00:24:43,280 --> 00:24:46,240
Speaker 1: he was like he called himself a He's like, I'm

447
00:24:46,240 --> 00:24:49,960
Speaker 1: a Siberian Tiger hybrid with the and we were like,

448
00:24:50,000 --> 00:24:54,920
Speaker 1: this dude is just improvising. He really couldn't finish the sentence,

449
00:24:54,960 --> 00:24:58,199
Speaker 1: but it was it worked, It worked perfectly. Um, but

450
00:24:58,240 --> 00:25:01,480
Speaker 1: he's like the super cut that's I improvising style as well.

451
00:25:01,480 --> 00:25:04,440
Speaker 1: And there's a lot of takes of work, hemming and hind,

452
00:25:04,640 --> 00:25:09,160
Speaker 1: lots of lots of adjectives and verbs, no periods or exclament.

453
00:25:09,200 --> 00:25:13,200
Speaker 1: But Brace is probably like a fifty something X bodybuilder

454
00:25:13,359 --> 00:25:16,160
Speaker 1: with like frosted tips. I mean, he's an Adonis, don't

455
00:25:16,160 --> 00:25:19,080
Speaker 1: get questioned. And the whole show was about him, and

456
00:25:19,080 --> 00:25:22,960
Speaker 1: he's like five other male escorts just like doing the

457
00:25:23,040 --> 00:25:26,320
Speaker 1: damn thing. Oh my god, speaking of Adonis, like one

458
00:25:26,440 --> 00:25:30,639
Speaker 1: was a rapper, it was. It was unbelievable. This guy

459
00:25:30,760 --> 00:25:35,800
Speaker 1: could not wrap. It was unbelievable. No one on reality

460
00:25:35,840 --> 00:25:38,600
Speaker 1: TV ever has been able to wrap except for riff raffing.

461
00:25:39,160 --> 00:25:41,840
Speaker 1: You see where he is well and everybody on what

462
00:25:41,880 --> 00:25:44,919
Speaker 1: was that the White Rapper Show? Oh yeah, that was

463
00:25:44,960 --> 00:25:51,560
Speaker 1: a really raff Back to the Adonis is dirrors, there

464
00:25:51,600 --> 00:25:55,080
Speaker 1: was a photo that came in the text from Adams

465
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Speaker 1: dinner from the dinner where you have your shirt bachelor

466
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Speaker 1: party text, Dude, you look gorgeous, thank you. Yeah you

467
00:26:02,240 --> 00:26:05,919
Speaker 1: look really hot. The writing is perfect, everything is just

468
00:26:06,040 --> 00:26:08,120
Speaker 1: really good. It made me see you in a whole

469
00:26:08,119 --> 00:26:12,800
Speaker 1: new light and yeah, you're gorgeous hot as ship right,

470
00:26:14,000 --> 00:26:17,000
Speaker 1: what happened? Is you you you leaned out? Yeah? What's

471
00:26:17,040 --> 00:26:19,320
Speaker 1: going on? I'm back in the pool. I'm back in

472
00:26:19,359 --> 00:26:21,640
Speaker 1: the pool. You leaned out. He's back in the pool, man,

473
00:26:22,280 --> 00:26:24,440
Speaker 1: that's what happened. That'll do it. He's got that long

474
00:26:24,520 --> 00:26:26,440
Speaker 1: lane once again. Do you think I Do you think

475
00:26:26,440 --> 00:26:27,879
Speaker 1: I'll be able to get that kind of body if

476
00:26:27,880 --> 00:26:31,360
Speaker 1: I play pickleball? No? No? Is that the one where

477
00:26:31,359 --> 00:26:33,560
Speaker 1: you bounce it off the trampoline. It's a very it's

478
00:26:33,600 --> 00:26:36,520
Speaker 1: like a very small tennis. Yeah. I don't know if

479
00:26:36,520 --> 00:26:39,080
Speaker 1: that's going to do it. All right, here's the thing

480
00:26:39,160 --> 00:26:41,040
Speaker 1: how you might, but you have to do it for

481
00:26:41,119 --> 00:26:43,280
Speaker 1: longer than a week. You're going to have to really

482
00:26:43,320 --> 00:26:45,560
Speaker 1: stay on it. Because I know you're saying, I'm playing

483
00:26:45,560 --> 00:26:48,760
Speaker 1: pickleball now, But are you? Or is this just this

484
00:26:49,000 --> 00:26:57,600
Speaker 1: mule confusion, muscle confusion, stomach illusion fantastic? How much pickleball

485
00:26:57,640 --> 00:26:59,800
Speaker 1: are you playing? I'm not. I'm not playing. I'm thinking

486
00:26:59,840 --> 00:27:04,320
Speaker 1: abot picking it up because the shots on shadows are

487
00:27:04,359 --> 00:27:06,440
Speaker 1: trying to get get going. They're on it, So I'm

488
00:27:06,480 --> 00:27:09,640
Speaker 1: like going to join them and some some pickleballing out

489
00:27:09,640 --> 00:27:13,439
Speaker 1: there in league? Is pickle balling? When you like finish

490
00:27:13,440 --> 00:27:15,240
Speaker 1: the sandwich and then you ball up the pickle and

491
00:27:15,280 --> 00:27:19,200
Speaker 1: it is Okay, that's what I think it is. Yes,

492
00:27:21,240 --> 00:27:23,840
Speaker 1: it's playing pickleball. Because I don't I've seen people post

493
00:27:23,880 --> 00:27:26,360
Speaker 1: about it. Seems like a thing that is becoming popular now.

494
00:27:26,400 --> 00:27:30,119
Speaker 1: It seems like new age like what like like beer ball,

495
00:27:30,200 --> 00:27:36,080
Speaker 1: like softball, hipster sport. Yeah, it seems like every few years,

496
00:27:36,119 --> 00:27:39,919
Speaker 1: some like sort of outside sport becomes popular. Yeah, and

497
00:27:40,040 --> 00:27:43,120
Speaker 1: last for like two years. What what is this? There's

498
00:27:43,359 --> 00:27:46,840
Speaker 1: pickles right there, if you know, I don't. I don't

499
00:27:46,840 --> 00:27:49,720
Speaker 1: know enough about it. I was just kind of looking

500
00:27:49,880 --> 00:27:53,320
Speaker 1: forward to it as a form of exercise and hoping

501
00:27:53,359 --> 00:27:56,560
Speaker 1: that I could maybe achieve a body like Onders by

502
00:27:56,640 --> 00:27:59,800
Speaker 1: playing it. But I don't know. I mean, is it

503
00:27:59,880 --> 00:28:02,040
Speaker 1: is it indoor? Is it outdoor? Do you know that?

504
00:28:02,080 --> 00:28:04,960
Speaker 1: I think it's either or it's it's either or Is

505
00:28:05,000 --> 00:28:07,719
Speaker 1: it in a cage? Is it different than paddleball? Can

506
00:28:07,720 --> 00:28:10,359
Speaker 1: you hit it off the cage wall? Ship you got?

507
00:28:10,480 --> 00:28:14,080
Speaker 1: Is this like a alternate fighting sort of sport? What

508
00:28:14,320 --> 00:28:17,399
Speaker 1: is this? Is this an octagon or a rectangle? I

509
00:28:17,440 --> 00:28:20,080
Speaker 1: think it's in the rectangle. I think it's a smaller

510
00:28:20,600 --> 00:28:23,879
Speaker 1: version of tennis with a mixed with a larger version

511
00:28:23,880 --> 00:28:27,119
Speaker 1: of ping pong. Okay, and on a bad mitten. I

512
00:28:27,160 --> 00:28:30,040
Speaker 1: think it's a bad mitten court with maybe a lower net.

513
00:28:30,080 --> 00:28:32,240
Speaker 1: I don't even know how high the net. It's a lot.

514
00:28:32,320 --> 00:28:34,280
Speaker 1: I think it's it's a low net, right, that's where

515
00:28:34,280 --> 00:28:36,200
Speaker 1: it's tennis. So you're not hitting it against a wall,

516
00:28:36,280 --> 00:28:40,360
Speaker 1: I don't think so. Like a racquetball or squash, that's racquetball. Yeah,

517
00:28:40,560 --> 00:28:43,560
Speaker 1: racketball kicks as Yeah, I think I would like that

518
00:28:43,640 --> 00:28:47,520
Speaker 1: because tennis I fucking hate. Yeah, I'm very bad. I'm

519
00:28:47,640 --> 00:28:50,360
Speaker 1: very bad this start and stop of tennis. My knees

520
00:28:50,400 --> 00:28:52,800
Speaker 1: are like they just feel like they're going to explode. Yeah,

521
00:28:52,840 --> 00:28:54,520
Speaker 1: you gotta get on the clay court, man. You gotta

522
00:28:54,520 --> 00:28:59,160
Speaker 1: be able to slide, have to be This is the way. No,

523
00:28:59,280 --> 00:29:01,600
Speaker 1: but no, it's not even The problem with tennis is

524
00:29:01,640 --> 00:29:04,440
Speaker 1: like hitting the ball in tennis is very hard. Like

525
00:29:04,480 --> 00:29:07,400
Speaker 1: if you hit it, that's my problem. I'm super good. Otherwise, Yeah,

526
00:29:07,520 --> 00:29:09,560
Speaker 1: i'm too. I'm a little too strong for it. It's

527
00:29:09,600 --> 00:29:11,640
Speaker 1: always going out of bounds, like you have to hit

528
00:29:11,680 --> 00:29:13,520
Speaker 1: it over like the top of the ball or something.

529
00:29:14,360 --> 00:29:16,080
Speaker 1: I'm very bad. Well, yeah, you hit it how you

530
00:29:16,120 --> 00:29:18,160
Speaker 1: want to hit it. Tennis is one of the greatest,

531
00:29:18,160 --> 00:29:20,280
Speaker 1: the greatest sports. It is so good. I think it's

532
00:29:20,320 --> 00:29:27,120
Speaker 1: my favorite sport to watch. Awkward. I went to the

533
00:29:27,240 --> 00:29:30,960
Speaker 1: US Open. That's very French and yeah British. Yeah, is

534
00:29:31,000 --> 00:29:33,360
Speaker 1: so foreign. I love that. He's my most warn friend.

535
00:29:33,640 --> 00:29:35,720
Speaker 1: I went to the US Open several years ago when

536
00:29:35,760 --> 00:29:37,840
Speaker 1: Adam and I were doing the intern in New York,

537
00:29:38,400 --> 00:29:41,400
Speaker 1: and uh, I saw it fucking like Row four because

538
00:29:41,400 --> 00:29:42,960
Speaker 1: there's like the shady side of the stadium and the

539
00:29:43,000 --> 00:29:45,920
Speaker 1: sunny side. I didn't realize that no one sits on

540
00:29:45,960 --> 00:29:49,200
Speaker 1: the sunny side. Uh, and got cooked. But I saw

541
00:29:49,680 --> 00:29:52,800
Speaker 1: Federer play Djokovic in like the semifinals and it was

542
00:29:52,880 --> 00:29:58,280
Speaker 1: fucking awesome. Wow. Uh yeah. I went to the Australian Open.

543
00:29:58,360 --> 00:30:01,800
Speaker 1: I was there doing shows and uh, I was in

544
00:30:01,800 --> 00:30:05,520
Speaker 1: Australia and we were just out walking and on a

545
00:30:05,560 --> 00:30:08,800
Speaker 1: walk about. I was taking a walk about and I

546
00:30:08,880 --> 00:30:12,280
Speaker 1: was like, oh, ship, there's like a tennis match of

547
00:30:12,400 --> 00:30:16,720
Speaker 1: some sort pickleball. And then my agents were able to

548
00:30:16,760 --> 00:30:18,840
Speaker 1: get me tickets, which was very nice to them. But

549
00:30:18,880 --> 00:30:22,120
Speaker 1: then we meet like very quickly were asked to either

550
00:30:22,160 --> 00:30:25,240
Speaker 1: shut up or leave. Oh yeah, because you can't talk right, Yeah,

551
00:30:25,320 --> 00:30:27,240
Speaker 1: And then we stayed for like maybe an hour and

552
00:30:27,280 --> 00:30:29,440
Speaker 1: I was like, all right, I gotta we gotta go.

553
00:30:29,640 --> 00:30:32,960
Speaker 1: I'm I'm I'm too loud for this sport. Yeah, man,

554
00:30:33,000 --> 00:30:35,280
Speaker 1: that's why it's so fucking British. You can't even talk

555
00:30:35,360 --> 00:30:39,680
Speaker 1: during that ship? Like what a week? That that's that's

556
00:30:39,760 --> 00:30:43,520
Speaker 1: golf ship. Man. That's fucking sick. Dude, that's sick. You

557
00:30:43,840 --> 00:30:46,040
Speaker 1: can't shut up? Is that what's happening? You can't shut up?

558
00:30:46,320 --> 00:30:48,719
Speaker 1: Just do it, do it in private and just have

559
00:30:48,960 --> 00:30:51,920
Speaker 1: cameras watching you. Why have people? Oh my god, you

560
00:30:51,960 --> 00:30:55,000
Speaker 1: can't sit there? Yeah, what the fun? You can't take

561
00:30:55,080 --> 00:30:58,280
Speaker 1: You can't sit there and respect a sport enough to

562
00:30:58,400 --> 00:31:01,120
Speaker 1: just not talk. I can respect to I can. I

563
00:31:01,160 --> 00:31:03,280
Speaker 1: can go to court and watch like a murder case

564
00:31:03,320 --> 00:31:05,280
Speaker 1: and be quiet. But does a fucking sport. I'm trying

565
00:31:05,280 --> 00:31:07,920
Speaker 1: to cheer, brother, you're fucking at court. You're at a

566
00:31:07,960 --> 00:31:10,240
Speaker 1: tennis court. There's all time to cheer. But here's I'm

567
00:31:10,240 --> 00:31:13,320
Speaker 1: talking court. You're at a tennis court. Here's here's the thing.

568
00:31:13,440 --> 00:31:15,880
Speaker 1: This is I need order in this court. This is

569
00:31:15,920 --> 00:31:18,240
Speaker 1: the way. This is like if you have a guy

570
00:31:18,280 --> 00:31:20,880
Speaker 1: who you're cheering for, right, Yeah, are you gonna be

571
00:31:20,960 --> 00:31:22,840
Speaker 1: quiet when they're about just when they throw the ball

572
00:31:22,880 --> 00:31:24,640
Speaker 1: up in the air to serve No, I'm gonna be like,

573
00:31:24,760 --> 00:31:27,840
Speaker 1: hit that ship, brother, right, and he's gonna be like,

574
00:31:27,880 --> 00:31:30,200
Speaker 1: can youven shut the funk up? Yeah, that's my issue

575
00:31:30,240 --> 00:31:34,000
Speaker 1: with tennis as well. It's like in basketball, like I'm

576
00:31:34,360 --> 00:31:37,200
Speaker 1: screaming the whole time. You know, you're you're cheering them on,

577
00:31:37,560 --> 00:31:40,600
Speaker 1: and like what why is tennis so much different? Yeah?

578
00:31:40,960 --> 00:31:43,720
Speaker 1: Do you expect every single sporting event to be this

579
00:31:44,000 --> 00:31:48,560
Speaker 1: release of Like? Yes, that is that is exactly what

580
00:31:48,640 --> 00:31:51,080
Speaker 1: I want from sports. It's the one place I can

581
00:31:51,120 --> 00:31:56,720
Speaker 1: go to actually engage gilden Child card Kyle can't fake

582
00:31:56,840 --> 00:32:00,280
Speaker 1: yell without killing this guy. Stay on the pickle ball court, man,

583
00:32:00,520 --> 00:32:03,080
Speaker 1: maybe maybe don't. Hey, we need to get you some

584
00:32:03,200 --> 00:32:08,120
Speaker 1: actual exercise, not talking about playing pick a ball. I'm good, No,

585
00:32:08,400 --> 00:32:10,960
Speaker 1: But that is what I look for in sports, is like,

586
00:32:11,040 --> 00:32:14,040
Speaker 1: it is the one place you can go to war

587
00:32:14,240 --> 00:32:17,080
Speaker 1: with the other team. It's just the game. You leave

588
00:32:17,120 --> 00:32:19,560
Speaker 1: it all out there. You you're as brutal as you

589
00:32:19,600 --> 00:32:21,080
Speaker 1: want to be, and then when the game is over,

590
00:32:21,120 --> 00:32:22,960
Speaker 1: you shake hands and you say that was really fun.

591
00:32:23,160 --> 00:32:26,120
Speaker 1: But there are different kinds of wars, Thank you, There

592
00:32:26,120 --> 00:32:30,760
Speaker 1: are different kinds of wars. Play chess, then play chess.

593
00:32:31,240 --> 00:32:34,560
Speaker 1: Why don't you think about here's my list. Go ahead,

594
00:32:36,280 --> 00:32:41,440
Speaker 1: International soccer games. Shut up. If you got up, shut up,

595
00:32:42,200 --> 00:32:45,479
Speaker 1: go ahead. Some of these soccer games. The noise is

596
00:32:45,480 --> 00:32:50,480
Speaker 1: constant the whole time, and it sucking, sucks, sucks. It's great.

597
00:32:50,600 --> 00:32:54,520
Speaker 1: Thank you. Know that seems so fun. It's incredible. And

598
00:32:54,560 --> 00:32:59,160
Speaker 1: you're like, I love the buzz I love, I love,

599
00:32:59,440 --> 00:33:04,880
Speaker 1: and some back off, like because he has no friends.

600
00:33:05,400 --> 00:33:07,560
Speaker 1: He's like, I guess as a rush, I come here

601
00:33:07,600 --> 00:33:10,640
Speaker 1: and I do this. Oh my, honestly, I want to

602
00:33:10,680 --> 00:33:15,520
Speaker 1: sit there and watch the game and appreciate the athleticism

603
00:33:16,000 --> 00:33:19,400
Speaker 1: in quiet. That's weird. That's weird. I'm sorry. Yeah, that's

604
00:33:19,400 --> 00:33:21,440
Speaker 1: something that is some old man ship. But I will

605
00:33:21,480 --> 00:33:25,440
Speaker 1: say I went to a the p G a uh

606
00:33:25,640 --> 00:33:29,320
Speaker 1: the p I went to I forget some PGA ship

607
00:33:29,440 --> 00:33:34,560
Speaker 1: in South Carolina and it was actually pretty fun. But

608
00:33:34,560 --> 00:33:38,080
Speaker 1: but what you do is you walk around. You you

609
00:33:38,120 --> 00:33:40,480
Speaker 1: have these big old beers and you just you're taking

610
00:33:40,520 --> 00:33:42,880
Speaker 1: a walk about and it's beautiful and you do have

611
00:33:42,960 --> 00:33:45,440
Speaker 1: to be quiet a little bit. But now for very

612
00:33:45,480 --> 00:33:48,320
Speaker 1: long it's like, you're quiet right when they're hitting the ball,

613
00:33:48,800 --> 00:33:52,320
Speaker 1: and then you can scream and you know, be an asshole,

614
00:33:52,800 --> 00:33:55,080
Speaker 1: which is which is fun, and you're walking around. Yeah,

615
00:33:55,120 --> 00:33:57,880
Speaker 1: tennis is a long time. You have to be quiet

616
00:33:57,920 --> 00:34:00,360
Speaker 1: for way too long. And that's why I was stay there.

617
00:34:00,720 --> 00:34:06,440
Speaker 1: You're you're allowed right after the serve you can be like, yeah, whoa, No,

618
00:34:06,880 --> 00:34:09,279
Speaker 1: they stayed quiet the whole They don't if you If

619
00:34:09,360 --> 00:34:13,000
Speaker 1: they do, they gave you go there live you hear

620
00:34:13,280 --> 00:34:15,600
Speaker 1: how everyone's like cheering and stuff like have you ever

621
00:34:15,600 --> 00:34:18,360
Speaker 1: been to a tennis event? I watched tennis through a

622
00:34:18,840 --> 00:34:21,319
Speaker 1: fence once. Have you ever been to one? Have you

623
00:34:21,320 --> 00:34:23,680
Speaker 1: ever been? I haven't paid for a seat or been

624
00:34:23,719 --> 00:34:26,239
Speaker 1: given a ticket to a tennis I think I know

625
00:34:26,280 --> 00:34:32,200
Speaker 1: what's happening here. He wasn't allowed in. And now about

626
00:34:32,239 --> 00:34:36,200
Speaker 1: these big beers. It's all about these big beers and

627
00:34:36,320 --> 00:34:39,719
Speaker 1: how loud you're gonna get when you drink your big beers.

628
00:34:40,080 --> 00:34:43,399
Speaker 1: That's the sporting event. Admittedly, big beers are way more

629
00:34:43,480 --> 00:34:46,640
Speaker 1: fun than small beers. Yeah, that's what sports are off

630
00:34:46,680 --> 00:34:50,799
Speaker 1: to you, guys, that's what sports. Wait. At tennis, they

631
00:34:50,840 --> 00:34:53,400
Speaker 1: also have big beers. Uh. And by the way, I'm not.

632
00:34:53,560 --> 00:34:56,960
Speaker 1: I don't disagree with you about um. How I do

633
00:34:57,040 --> 00:35:00,000
Speaker 1: think sports can and should be just loud the whole time,

634
00:35:00,000 --> 00:35:02,080
Speaker 1: time or whatever. Okay, it's part of the game, but

635
00:35:02,239 --> 00:35:05,840
Speaker 1: this one's not. I know, And that's probably the reason

636
00:35:05,840 --> 00:35:08,840
Speaker 1: why it's not my number one sport. It's probably the

637
00:35:08,880 --> 00:35:14,399
Speaker 1: reason why I think had Happy Gilmore changed the game

638
00:35:14,400 --> 00:35:17,480
Speaker 1: of golf. He made it rowdy, he made a fun atmosphere.

639
00:35:17,560 --> 00:35:19,719
Speaker 1: I know, it's a fictional character. Yeah, but then by

640
00:35:19,760 --> 00:35:21,920
Speaker 1: the end of the movie, he was quiet and he

641
00:35:21,960 --> 00:35:25,000
Speaker 1: was putting. He also learned by the end of the movie,

642
00:35:25,520 --> 00:35:29,680
Speaker 1: the big thing falls down. But golf has changed, like

643
00:35:29,719 --> 00:35:34,680
Speaker 1: the younger crew of golf, like Ricky Fowler, Okay, go off.

644
00:35:35,480 --> 00:35:38,359
Speaker 1: His nickname is Big Dick Rick and everyone screams out

645
00:35:38,360 --> 00:35:41,319
Speaker 1: after he hits, and and everyone likes it. At least

646
00:35:41,400 --> 00:35:45,279
Speaker 1: I kept screaming that with my big Big Gan. It's

647
00:35:45,320 --> 00:35:48,719
Speaker 1: not his nickname at all. Everyone. So here's the thing.

648
00:35:48,880 --> 00:35:51,200
Speaker 1: Those people are just trying to get hurt on television.

649
00:35:51,320 --> 00:35:53,239
Speaker 1: They don't give a funk about the sport. They're just

650
00:35:53,280 --> 00:35:55,560
Speaker 1: like shouting something to be heard on television when their

651
00:35:55,600 --> 00:35:58,760
Speaker 1: friends watching. Adam might have gave him a new nickname.

652
00:35:58,840 --> 00:36:02,440
Speaker 1: He's like, what, maybe maybe I got on TV. Finally, No,

653
00:36:02,600 --> 00:36:04,719
Speaker 1: that's what someone someone told me that that was his

654
00:36:04,800 --> 00:36:07,600
Speaker 1: nickname and so and then he loved it. He was

655
00:36:07,640 --> 00:36:10,319
Speaker 1: like yeah. I talked with him afterwards. He was like,

656
00:36:10,440 --> 00:36:12,960
Speaker 1: I was like, uh, did you hear me? He's like, yeah,

657
00:36:12,960 --> 00:36:16,080
Speaker 1: I heard you. Yeah, Tiger what's nickname was huge cock,

658
00:36:16,160 --> 00:36:26,560
Speaker 1: Tiger tiger cock, Tiger cock, tiger tiger cock. He loved it.

659
00:36:26,640 --> 00:36:30,040
Speaker 1: He ate that ship up. I have no beef with tennis.

660
00:36:30,080 --> 00:36:32,920
Speaker 1: I just wouldn't give it best sport my favorite sport.

661
00:36:33,520 --> 00:36:35,640
Speaker 1: I don't see my favorite sport is my favorite sport

662
00:36:35,680 --> 00:36:46,080
Speaker 1: to watch on TV. I thought you said that. Can

663
00:36:46,120 --> 00:36:47,680
Speaker 1: I show you guys something that I got the other

664
00:36:47,760 --> 00:36:51,680
Speaker 1: day and I'm pretty proud of it. Is it a nipple? Pierson?

665
00:36:52,440 --> 00:36:56,200
Speaker 1: Look at this fucking shirt b Bank of Dad where

666
00:36:56,280 --> 00:37:03,759
Speaker 1: money grows on tree dog. Okay, dude, got it in

667
00:37:03,920 --> 00:37:07,719
Speaker 1: Maui's super pumped to be rocking a dad shirt and ironically,

668
00:37:08,120 --> 00:37:11,839
Speaker 1: but it's fucking sick because when we were in our

669
00:37:11,840 --> 00:37:17,080
Speaker 1: early twenties, we'd rock some dad gear. Yes, ironically, but

670
00:37:17,160 --> 00:37:20,520
Speaker 1: it would be iron as a joke. Now it's not,

671
00:37:20,719 --> 00:37:22,880
Speaker 1: And I'm just like, Adam, you don't know, but the

672
00:37:22,920 --> 00:37:26,000
Speaker 1: other two know, like it's fucking sick. Way to rub

673
00:37:26,000 --> 00:37:29,600
Speaker 1: it in. I know, that's not my dad. That's not

674
00:37:29,680 --> 00:37:34,600
Speaker 1: my dad. It is crazy that Chloe was like, holy shit,

675
00:37:35,400 --> 00:37:38,160
Speaker 1: Der's and Emma have been married for ten years and

676
00:37:38,200 --> 00:37:41,600
Speaker 1: you're not even married yet. And I was like, oh,

677
00:37:41,760 --> 00:37:44,320
Speaker 1: I didn't know it was a race. I mean, everybody

678
00:37:44,360 --> 00:37:47,759
Speaker 1: lives life at a different pace. Come on, yeah. I

679
00:37:47,880 --> 00:37:50,960
Speaker 1: was like, it didn't even dawn on me that you're

680
00:37:51,000 --> 00:37:53,239
Speaker 1: you're winning the game of life. Jers. What's crazy is

681
00:37:53,280 --> 00:37:56,040
Speaker 1: on our anniversary. Every year, on our anniversary, M and

682
00:37:56,080 --> 00:37:59,200
Speaker 1: I we always go another year Adam's not married. We

683
00:37:59,239 --> 00:38:04,000
Speaker 1: clink our train and then I know, just talking still ahead.

684
00:38:04,880 --> 00:38:07,640
Speaker 1: It's amazing. That is that is crazy. Though ten years

685
00:38:07,680 --> 00:38:10,240
Speaker 1: it doesn't seem that long ago. It's it just seems

686
00:38:10,239 --> 00:38:14,280
Speaker 1: like I remember very vividly, like being drunk in the fountain,

687
00:38:14,800 --> 00:38:17,359
Speaker 1: like plush of each other in the fountain, you know,

688
00:38:17,400 --> 00:38:20,960
Speaker 1: like a drunk idiot, uh, and then watching yeah there's

689
00:38:20,960 --> 00:38:23,040
Speaker 1: a fountain there, and you and Emma were going to

690
00:38:23,120 --> 00:38:25,759
Speaker 1: bed and it's like back at the hotel and we

691
00:38:25,760 --> 00:38:28,160
Speaker 1: were still like time went on and you and Emma

692
00:38:28,239 --> 00:38:30,400
Speaker 1: were going, you guys like, Okay, good night guys, and

693
00:38:30,440 --> 00:38:33,279
Speaker 1: we're like literally like slipping and falling, climbing on top

694
00:38:33,320 --> 00:38:36,080
Speaker 1: of this fountain. I remember the water fountain. And they

695
00:38:36,080 --> 00:38:38,560
Speaker 1: were like Jesus Christ, don't break anything. We don't want

696
00:38:38,560 --> 00:38:40,800
Speaker 1: to buy it, and we're like, but I love you, guys.

697
00:38:41,000 --> 00:38:44,120
Speaker 1: I did. Like how like the festivities kept going even

698
00:38:44,120 --> 00:38:45,839
Speaker 1: though we like went to go pass out because we've

699
00:38:45,880 --> 00:38:48,360
Speaker 1: just been like glad handing and drinking all night. People

700
00:38:48,440 --> 00:38:52,160
Speaker 1: were still raging and getting lost and like stealing bicycles

701
00:38:52,200 --> 00:38:57,560
Speaker 1: from the hotel to like, yeah somewhere remember that boo dude,

702
00:38:57,600 --> 00:38:59,719
Speaker 1: I have I have a story about that from my

703
00:38:59,760 --> 00:39:02,319
Speaker 1: web in two that involves you, Adam, because like we

704
00:39:02,400 --> 00:39:06,520
Speaker 1: shut bogeys down, like we stayed until they're like, okay,

705
00:39:06,560 --> 00:39:09,080
Speaker 1: you guys gotta go. And how would you describe Bogies

706
00:39:09,160 --> 00:39:11,239
Speaker 1: as an establishment for the people out there who don't

707
00:39:11,239 --> 00:39:13,440
Speaker 1: know what it is? Well, I to me, it feels

708
00:39:13,520 --> 00:39:19,120
Speaker 1: like a bunch of well to do divorces that are

709
00:39:19,239 --> 00:39:25,760
Speaker 1: either trying to become swingers or they are crack swingers. Swingers.

710
00:39:26,000 --> 00:39:29,120
Speaker 1: It's just like old ladies with bigheart tits and guys

711
00:39:29,160 --> 00:39:33,480
Speaker 1: with giant collars on their shirts. Yeah, big chains and

712
00:39:33,560 --> 00:39:36,759
Speaker 1: chunky wall divorce dads with button downs that have like

713
00:39:36,840 --> 00:39:40,840
Speaker 1: dragons stitched on the behalf. Yes, and then also like

714
00:39:40,840 --> 00:39:45,040
Speaker 1: like young like looking for sugar daddy type situation ladies. Yes. Yeah.

715
00:39:45,080 --> 00:39:48,800
Speaker 1: So so that being said, it's fucking awesome. It's hilarious.

716
00:39:48,280 --> 00:39:51,600
Speaker 1: It's the sickest, the most fun environment to go get

717
00:39:51,600 --> 00:39:53,640
Speaker 1: funked up at or just have a great time. Merce

718
00:39:53,680 --> 00:39:57,319
Speaker 1: and I were sober at our wedding and it's in Westlake, California,

719
00:39:57,600 --> 00:40:01,520
Speaker 1: that's right, very wealthy part Los Angeles, so you have

720
00:40:02,080 --> 00:40:05,560
Speaker 1: a great clientele there. It's just awesome to watch. So

721
00:40:05,640 --> 00:40:08,960
Speaker 1: we we shut it down and everybody was leaving, and

722
00:40:09,000 --> 00:40:11,360
Speaker 1: I was like, okay, see you guys, Merissa and I

723
00:40:11,400 --> 00:40:15,560
Speaker 1: were leaving walking to our honeymoon. Are are whatever marriage

724
00:40:15,560 --> 00:40:20,680
Speaker 1: sweet or whatever about to get it on the bank zone. Wait,

725
00:40:20,760 --> 00:40:22,560
Speaker 1: you guys got the wedding suite. We couldn't we got

726
00:40:22,600 --> 00:40:24,520
Speaker 1: the wedding suite. We couldn't get the wedding suite. And

727
00:40:24,520 --> 00:40:26,799
Speaker 1: you know we got the wedding suite, and you know what,

728
00:40:27,000 --> 00:40:30,840
Speaker 1: freaking white lotus come on, you know what Kanye and

729
00:40:30,960 --> 00:40:35,760
Speaker 1: Kim had to stay at the other hotel. We booked

730
00:40:35,760 --> 00:40:38,000
Speaker 1: it in advance. They were like, this is normally there

731
00:40:39,040 --> 00:40:45,880
Speaker 1: and you bounced Kanye and Kim. Yeah we did. But

732
00:40:46,120 --> 00:40:48,960
Speaker 1: that's not even the stories at hotel which hotel was

733
00:40:49,120 --> 00:40:51,840
Speaker 1: this was at We stayed at the Bogies Place. You

734
00:40:51,960 --> 00:40:54,760
Speaker 1: slept in Bogies Oh no, no, no, the Bogus places,

735
00:40:54,960 --> 00:40:58,120
Speaker 1: the Westlake Village in shout out. Yeah, we stayed there

736
00:40:58,200 --> 00:41:01,320
Speaker 1: in like the top top um and it was sick.

737
00:41:02,000 --> 00:41:04,399
Speaker 1: But so we're going there. We're about to go there,

738
00:41:04,480 --> 00:41:07,600
Speaker 1: and and we're leaving and Adam I remember being wasted.

739
00:41:07,680 --> 00:41:12,400
Speaker 1: Everybody was wasted, and so I got check out that

740
00:41:12,960 --> 00:41:16,839
Speaker 1: and there's transportation. Everybody's like, have a great night, no one,

741
00:41:16,840 --> 00:41:22,640
Speaker 1: We're about to go a hank and dude, I'm in

742
00:41:22,760 --> 00:41:27,040
Speaker 1: the hotel suite and I'm taking off my wife's shoes

743
00:41:27,880 --> 00:41:30,520
Speaker 1: and I'm just you know, we're getting romantic, we're doing

744
00:41:30,560 --> 00:41:37,439
Speaker 1: the things little and it's like and I looked down

745
00:41:37,440 --> 00:41:41,439
Speaker 1: and Adams fucking calling me, and I'm like, the funk

746
00:41:41,560 --> 00:41:43,920
Speaker 1: is this? And so I screened. I'm like, no, dude,

747
00:41:43,960 --> 00:41:46,160
Speaker 1: not right now. And then I'm I can see I'm like, bay,

748
00:41:46,320 --> 00:41:51,160
Speaker 1: here we go like I'm like, what the fund do?

749
00:41:51,239 --> 00:41:53,080
Speaker 1: I screen it again. He calls me a third time.

750
00:41:53,120 --> 00:41:59,319
Speaker 1: I'm like, Marissa, just hold on serious, maybe he's dead,

751
00:41:59,560 --> 00:42:02,080
Speaker 1: maybe maybe something happened. So I pick it up and

752
00:42:02,120 --> 00:42:04,839
Speaker 1: Adams like, how the fund are we supposed to get

753
00:42:04,840 --> 00:42:09,080
Speaker 1: out of here? How the funk? Where's the rides? Where's

754
00:42:09,080 --> 00:42:14,680
Speaker 1: the fucking rides? I don't remember this, bro. It was

755
00:42:14,760 --> 00:42:17,440
Speaker 1: the most wasted. It was just like, I was like,

756
00:42:17,560 --> 00:42:21,440
Speaker 1: what is going on? But Marissa and we talked about

757
00:42:21,440 --> 00:42:23,600
Speaker 1: that all the time. You really made it memorable. On

758
00:42:23,719 --> 00:42:25,879
Speaker 1: your anniversary, you talk about that and then you cheer.

759
00:42:26,320 --> 00:42:29,799
Speaker 1: That's where you clink glasses and make sure. Yeah. Yeah,

760
00:42:29,840 --> 00:42:34,200
Speaker 1: it was nuts. It was absolutely nuts. I'm sorry about that,

761
00:42:34,239 --> 00:42:36,360
Speaker 1: com but I'm glad I gave you a memory that

762
00:42:36,440 --> 00:42:39,440
Speaker 1: will last forever. And you're, no, it's funny. You know

763
00:42:39,520 --> 00:42:42,560
Speaker 1: it's funny. And this is still is just like, damn, bro,

764
00:42:43,360 --> 00:42:45,279
Speaker 1: is that the last time you took her shoes off

765
00:42:45,280 --> 00:42:48,200
Speaker 1: for her? No? No, not at all, man, not at all.

766
00:42:48,400 --> 00:42:56,800
Speaker 1: That's something that I like to do. Okay, she doesn't

767
00:42:56,840 --> 00:43:02,640
Speaker 1: take them all. That's okay, that's my territory. I like that.

768
00:43:02,960 --> 00:43:05,040
Speaker 1: It's a nice thing to do. If they're when they're

769
00:43:05,040 --> 00:43:06,680
Speaker 1: in the nice shoes. Is a nice thing to do

770
00:43:06,719 --> 00:43:09,840
Speaker 1: for your wife, and I should do it more. I

771
00:43:09,840 --> 00:43:12,200
Speaker 1: should do it more. Sure if she wants you to,

772
00:43:12,560 --> 00:43:14,760
Speaker 1: or maybe she's like, I can do this. I'm capable

773
00:43:14,840 --> 00:43:17,799
Speaker 1: of taking my shoes off, please, capable of adult woman?

774
00:43:21,480 --> 00:43:24,000
Speaker 1: Has ever taken off your shoes? No? No, I might

775
00:43:24,040 --> 00:43:31,200
Speaker 1: take my own shoes off. Okay, that wasn't That was

776
00:43:31,239 --> 00:43:34,719
Speaker 1: intense good. I remember that, Adam. He was just perfect

777
00:43:34,760 --> 00:43:38,880
Speaker 1: fucking timing. It was just like insane. I bet I

778
00:43:39,960 --> 00:43:43,440
Speaker 1: bet I imagined that I was beating you to the

779
00:43:43,600 --> 00:43:47,480
Speaker 1: room like I was. There's no way that I would

780
00:43:47,520 --> 00:43:50,399
Speaker 1: have done that if I thought you were already back

781
00:43:50,440 --> 00:43:52,400
Speaker 1: in your suite. I bet I was like, oh, he

782
00:43:52,600 --> 00:43:55,480
Speaker 1: just left. He's gonna tell me where these cars are.

783
00:43:55,800 --> 00:43:58,560
Speaker 1: I've often wondered what the drunk logic was on the

784
00:43:58,600 --> 00:44:01,680
Speaker 1: wedding night to be like, I'm calling this dude three

785
00:44:01,719 --> 00:44:04,239
Speaker 1: times right now to see where the rides are when

786
00:44:04,239 --> 00:44:07,880
Speaker 1: they're obviously pulling up and other people outside know what's

787
00:44:07,880 --> 00:44:11,640
Speaker 1: going on. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm assuming that that

788
00:44:11,719 --> 00:44:14,600
Speaker 1: must have been it. Yeah, maybe it was kind of

789
00:44:14,640 --> 00:44:18,319
Speaker 1: like Adam like not wanting to like finally see you

790
00:44:18,400 --> 00:44:22,319
Speaker 1: right off in the distance. He's like, he's realizing, this

791
00:44:22,400 --> 00:44:24,840
Speaker 1: is it. This is the last time I'm saying goodbye

792
00:44:24,880 --> 00:44:27,840
Speaker 1: to my bro before he goes and really puts a

793
00:44:27,880 --> 00:44:31,280
Speaker 1: stamp on his marriage and love life. Was the final

794
00:44:31,560 --> 00:44:36,359
Speaker 1: cock block, the final bros before hose test. I want

795
00:44:36,400 --> 00:44:39,239
Speaker 1: to be on you because Kyle, not many people know this.

796
00:44:39,440 --> 00:44:43,640
Speaker 1: Kyle used to take off Adam shoes. Well, yeah, we

797
00:44:43,719 --> 00:44:46,760
Speaker 1: had a common law marriage, so technically we were married first.

798
00:44:47,640 --> 00:44:50,160
Speaker 1: So I realized that I was losing him to Marissa

799
00:44:50,200 --> 00:44:52,440
Speaker 1: and I had to have one last call. Well, I

800
00:44:52,480 --> 00:44:55,040
Speaker 1: think I think the real lesson here is he's you

801
00:44:55,080 --> 00:44:57,640
Speaker 1: should have let clow dog this come to the goddamn

802
00:44:57,680 --> 00:45:05,719
Speaker 1: wedding man. What the man? He needed to know how

803
00:45:05,760 --> 00:45:07,920
Speaker 1: he was getting out there, and he was scared. I

804
00:45:07,960 --> 00:45:09,920
Speaker 1: think he was just nervous about how he was getting

805
00:45:09,920 --> 00:45:12,320
Speaker 1: to his hotel and wanted to go straight to the source,

806
00:45:12,920 --> 00:45:15,480
Speaker 1: the guy who put it together. Hang on you, you

807
00:45:15,520 --> 00:45:16,920
Speaker 1: were saying, how do we get out of here? Like

808
00:45:16,960 --> 00:45:18,480
Speaker 1: you were in the bar still and you didn't know

809
00:45:18,480 --> 00:45:19,920
Speaker 1: how to get out of the bar. No, it was

810
00:45:19,960 --> 00:45:23,520
Speaker 1: like there was transportation being provided to other hotels because

811
00:45:23,520 --> 00:45:27,080
Speaker 1: not everybody could stay in the Yeah, we weren't staying there.

812
00:45:27,120 --> 00:45:30,480
Speaker 1: We were staying somewhere else. There was a logistical question,

813
00:45:30,560 --> 00:45:32,680
Speaker 1: and and to be honest, like Adam, I think at

814
00:45:32,760 --> 00:45:35,520
Speaker 1: that time we were doing Workaholics a lot. A lot

815
00:45:35,560 --> 00:45:38,400
Speaker 1: of the logistics fell on my shoulders, and so you

816
00:45:38,480 --> 00:45:41,520
Speaker 1: probably were programmed to just be like, oh, I need

817
00:45:41,520 --> 00:45:44,200
Speaker 1: a logistic answer right now, or else I might die

818
00:45:44,400 --> 00:45:47,479
Speaker 1: or sleep in this parking lot. Didn't ask where base

819
00:45:47,520 --> 00:45:50,759
Speaker 1: camp was. He was like, where's base for sure? And

820
00:45:50,840 --> 00:45:56,040
Speaker 1: you were like, yes, where's video village, absolute circuits, westside

821
00:45:56,120 --> 00:46:01,319
Speaker 1: village in video village in That's probably what it was.

822
00:46:01,360 --> 00:46:03,560
Speaker 1: And we had shot at cal Amigos a couple of times,

823
00:46:03,560 --> 00:46:05,640
Speaker 1: so he was probably like, that's what's crazy. We have

824
00:46:05,800 --> 00:46:08,560
Speaker 1: filmed cal Amigos. Yes, it's a wedding factory. We both

825
00:46:08,560 --> 00:46:10,840
Speaker 1: got married there. But after I got married there, I

826
00:46:10,880 --> 00:46:14,400
Speaker 1: think I was we filmed Workaholics there like two months

827
00:46:14,480 --> 00:46:16,759
Speaker 1: later when I got attacked by dog. I think, so

828
00:46:16,920 --> 00:46:19,040
Speaker 1: what episode was that? It was like the outdoor and

829
00:46:19,120 --> 00:46:22,239
Speaker 1: I've filmed like Mindy project there, like people be filming there.

830
00:46:22,840 --> 00:46:26,520
Speaker 1: Biggest Loser yep, ye, that's the claim the thing. Yeah,

831
00:46:26,600 --> 00:46:30,080
Speaker 1: Biggest Loser. We had filmed the man up episode that

832
00:46:30,000 --> 00:46:33,359
Speaker 1: that was the Gillette Ranch. Wasn't that They're they're really

833
00:46:33,400 --> 00:46:36,160
Speaker 1: close to The Biggest Loser filmed there and then the

834
00:46:36,280 --> 00:46:40,600
Speaker 1: sliced alone like fucking some sort of like American Gladiators

835
00:46:40,600 --> 00:46:43,560
Speaker 1: want to be type ship? Was there too? Tighten challenge?

836
00:46:43,840 --> 00:46:46,000
Speaker 1: I don't know what was that? Was that the Rocks thing?

837
00:46:46,120 --> 00:46:48,880
Speaker 1: That's the Rocks thing? I think it was. Yeah, tons

838
00:46:48,880 --> 00:46:52,280
Speaker 1: of stuff shoots out there, and that place is lots

839
00:46:52,360 --> 00:46:56,000
Speaker 1: trust us, a lot, so many things, guys. I mean, yeah,

840
00:46:56,040 --> 00:46:59,000
Speaker 1: Biggest Loser, the Biggest Loser was filmed there, but you

841
00:46:59,040 --> 00:47:01,520
Speaker 1: guys came away the big as winners because we have

842
00:47:01,600 --> 00:47:12,080
Speaker 1: wonderful great point. Thanks guys, you guys. I hope, uh

843
00:47:12,719 --> 00:47:15,239
Speaker 1: you know, Kyle doesn't drink anymore, so he won't be

844
00:47:15,280 --> 00:47:16,960
Speaker 1: the one to do that. But I hope you guys

845
00:47:17,000 --> 00:47:21,080
Speaker 1: call me mid stroke on the wedding night. I would

846
00:47:21,120 --> 00:47:23,680
Speaker 1: love I would love that from no no, If you

847
00:47:23,960 --> 00:47:27,439
Speaker 1: have to take the shoes, I'm calling Yeah, I'm gonna

848
00:47:27,480 --> 00:47:31,319
Speaker 1: take it right as right as I'm slipping them heels off.

849
00:47:31,320 --> 00:47:34,560
Speaker 1: You get a FaceTime from your braches. Well also, I

850
00:47:34,560 --> 00:47:38,320
Speaker 1: mean how I mean how crazy is it that I

851
00:47:38,320 --> 00:47:41,279
Speaker 1: I'm sucking no tradamis over here, and I called exactly

852
00:47:41,320 --> 00:47:43,200
Speaker 1: what was going to happen at the bachelor party where

853
00:47:43,239 --> 00:47:46,160
Speaker 1: I'm saying like, we're gonna lose someone, and then we

854
00:47:46,440 --> 00:47:50,520
Speaker 1: lost Ako in a tiba. Well, now there's now there's

855
00:47:50,560 --> 00:47:53,560
Speaker 1: a bit of hey, so guess what was someone's going

856
00:47:53,600 --> 00:47:58,160
Speaker 1: to start the resort on fire zipp it. But we

857
00:47:58,200 --> 00:48:00,759
Speaker 1: all get we we all get out a lot, I've right,

858
00:48:01,360 --> 00:48:02,880
Speaker 1: and then and then we all get on. There's like

859
00:48:02,920 --> 00:48:04,560
Speaker 1: a ship there and we all swim out to the

860
00:48:04,560 --> 00:48:07,280
Speaker 1: ship and we get on board and it's just stocked

861
00:48:07,320 --> 00:48:10,600
Speaker 1: with food and booze, and then we party there all night. Dude,

862
00:48:10,800 --> 00:48:13,279
Speaker 1: and guess who it is? Bezos? Do you not want

863
00:48:13,280 --> 00:48:17,600
Speaker 1: your wedding? Now? What's going on? It's bezos, dude. We

864
00:48:17,840 --> 00:48:19,759
Speaker 1: swim away from the wedding. He's like, guess what you

865
00:48:19,760 --> 00:48:22,239
Speaker 1: guys want to go to space right now? And we're like, oh, ship,

866
00:48:22,320 --> 00:48:24,560
Speaker 1: And he's like, we're going onto this rocket right now.

867
00:48:24,560 --> 00:48:27,799
Speaker 1: You go, hell yeah. So we all get on and

868
00:48:27,840 --> 00:48:30,720
Speaker 1: we all go to space. This is when you're supposed

869
00:48:30,719 --> 00:48:34,440
Speaker 1: to be taking your wife's shoes off. Now, this is

870
00:48:34,480 --> 00:48:37,399
Speaker 1: what this is we Yeah, but we've done We've done

871
00:48:37,400 --> 00:48:40,240
Speaker 1: that a lot. You know, I've already we've already wrote

872
00:48:40,520 --> 00:48:43,000
Speaker 1: this is the moment. But has he ever done it

873
00:48:43,040 --> 00:48:46,719
Speaker 1: in orbit? That's where it's crazy. Yes see, I've never

874
00:48:46,760 --> 00:48:51,120
Speaker 1: done it in space, Kyle, that's a new chap. Have

875
00:48:51,200 --> 00:48:54,799
Speaker 1: you ever done it while drinking orbits? Remember that cool

876
00:48:54,880 --> 00:48:58,080
Speaker 1: drink with the floating stuff and the bobo? I do

877
00:48:58,200 --> 00:49:01,799
Speaker 1: remember orbits? I do remember that that's a gum, right,

878
00:49:01,880 --> 00:49:04,760
Speaker 1: there's also before it was gum. It was a drink

879
00:49:04,840 --> 00:49:09,359
Speaker 1: with like little tiny gross little yeah, what were they

880
00:49:09,560 --> 00:49:13,359
Speaker 1: it was? Because no, because it floats, Oh it wasn't.

881
00:49:14,120 --> 00:49:16,680
Speaker 1: It just stays where it is. It doesn't float or sink.

882
00:49:17,040 --> 00:49:19,319
Speaker 1: It's like a lava lamp that you drank. It was

883
00:49:19,600 --> 00:49:22,319
Speaker 1: so disgusting. It was a terrible. It was amazing. It

884
00:49:22,400 --> 00:49:26,480
Speaker 1: was so good like that. I don't remember it tasted

885
00:49:26,600 --> 00:49:30,040
Speaker 1: like come like spread ship like that. It tasted like

886
00:49:30,120 --> 00:49:35,920
Speaker 1: exactly like come, didn't you know this um exactly? You

887
00:49:35,960 --> 00:49:38,759
Speaker 1: know what? You know what the drink of choice was

888
00:49:38,920 --> 00:49:42,280
Speaker 1: back in those days, right around the nineties was freaking

889
00:49:42,440 --> 00:49:45,200
Speaker 1: so be We gotta bring that ship that dude. What

890
00:49:45,239 --> 00:49:51,560
Speaker 1: happened to that with the geck on it the lizard. Yeah,

891
00:49:51,600 --> 00:49:55,840
Speaker 1: I was at Jones Jones Soda boy myself. Jones soda

892
00:49:56,000 --> 00:49:58,719
Speaker 1: was very delicious. Jones soda was hot topic. Ship bro.

893
00:49:58,800 --> 00:50:00,920
Speaker 1: That was like you get one for three bucks or

894
00:50:00,960 --> 00:50:02,880
Speaker 1: something like that. That was real fancy. Yeah, that's that

895
00:50:02,920 --> 00:50:05,480
Speaker 1: was a special tree. But wait, what's your soaby flavor? Blaze?

896
00:50:06,400 --> 00:50:09,000
Speaker 1: What was the one that was like like creamy can't

897
00:50:09,120 --> 00:50:12,399
Speaker 1: lope orange? Yeah, that was pretty good. That was good.

898
00:50:12,600 --> 00:50:15,680
Speaker 1: Did you funk with the coconut? Absolutely? What the white

899
00:50:15,719 --> 00:50:19,080
Speaker 1: creamy one? They were all a little creamy, and they

900
00:50:19,120 --> 00:50:22,600
Speaker 1: were all some melons. I feel like there was some melons. Yeah,

901
00:50:22,640 --> 00:50:25,120
Speaker 1: it was like cantaloupe. The orange and the white were

902
00:50:25,120 --> 00:50:27,640
Speaker 1: the best ones. And the only place I remember buying

903
00:50:27,680 --> 00:50:31,360
Speaker 1: them was that quiz Nos, which fucking r I p

904
00:50:31,520 --> 00:50:34,959
Speaker 1: even though it still exists. Do you remember the trick

905
00:50:35,040 --> 00:50:37,279
Speaker 1: that you could do with a Soby bottle when they

906
00:50:37,280 --> 00:50:40,120
Speaker 1: were glass and it's here. You could fill it up

907
00:50:40,160 --> 00:50:42,360
Speaker 1: to a certain point, like to the bottom of the label,

908
00:50:42,640 --> 00:50:44,960
Speaker 1: and then hold it at an angle and take your

909
00:50:45,000 --> 00:50:48,360
Speaker 1: hand and fucking pop the top of it hell of

910
00:50:48,440 --> 00:50:51,800
Speaker 1: hard and the bottom would just fall out. The bottom

911
00:50:51,840 --> 00:50:55,320
Speaker 1: of the glass would just fall out weird wild stuff

912
00:50:55,840 --> 00:50:59,560
Speaker 1: that seems like a bad kid thing. Yeah, exactly, you do,

913
00:50:59,760 --> 00:51:02,439
Speaker 1: dur As, you know that, Yeah, I know you're talking about. Yeah. Yeah.

914
00:51:02,480 --> 00:51:04,719
Speaker 1: It was the sickest ship never. I've never heard of

915
00:51:04,719 --> 00:51:06,920
Speaker 1: this at all. No, it was like some cool like

916
00:51:06,960 --> 00:51:09,359
Speaker 1: elementary school science teacher ship where it's like watch, I'm

917
00:51:09,360 --> 00:51:14,239
Speaker 1: gonna dip this banana and the nitros and then shatter it. Right. Yes,

918
00:51:14,600 --> 00:51:16,760
Speaker 1: it was the perfect amount of pressure to just pop

919
00:51:16,840 --> 00:51:21,640
Speaker 1: the bottom off this bottle and it was just so sick. Yeah.

920
00:51:21,680 --> 00:51:23,800
Speaker 1: It was kind of like a high school kid trick.

921
00:51:23,920 --> 00:51:26,719
Speaker 1: Like he was like throwing lighters and exploding, right. Or

922
00:51:26,760 --> 00:51:28,680
Speaker 1: how you would go to like burger king and roll

923
00:51:28,760 --> 00:51:31,160
Speaker 1: the straws up really tight and then flick it and

924
00:51:31,200 --> 00:51:34,600
Speaker 1: pop them. Dude, I was so good at that. You

925
00:51:34,640 --> 00:51:39,160
Speaker 1: start to the like creamer coffee creamer on fire exactly,

926
00:51:39,560 --> 00:51:42,440
Speaker 1: this is this is yeah. Or you would take a

927
00:51:42,520 --> 00:51:45,080
Speaker 1: bottle of the alcohol and then put it as something

928
00:51:45,320 --> 00:51:47,040
Speaker 1: like a cloth inside of it and then light it

929
00:51:47,080 --> 00:51:49,680
Speaker 1: on fire and then throw it through your enemy's widows

930
00:51:50,400 --> 00:51:52,680
Speaker 1: or you or you'd reach your dick and then you

931
00:51:52,880 --> 00:51:56,520
Speaker 1: reach it around to your own bottle. Yeah, you take

932
00:51:56,560 --> 00:51:58,120
Speaker 1: your dick and you take it to your own butt

933
00:51:58,120 --> 00:52:00,480
Speaker 1: hole and shove it up there. I remember that was

934
00:52:00,520 --> 00:52:07,560
Speaker 1: like a weird elementary school science teacher move. You. Absolutely, yeah,

935
00:52:07,840 --> 00:52:10,680
Speaker 1: I remember that. But again, like Kyle said, chicks dog it.

936
00:52:10,840 --> 00:52:14,640
Speaker 1: Chicks loved that. Dude, Chicks, we're just joking. I remember.

937
00:52:14,680 --> 00:52:16,600
Speaker 1: I would like, I would doctor my lighter where you

938
00:52:16,600 --> 00:52:18,680
Speaker 1: could like make the flame big. But then I would

939
00:52:18,719 --> 00:52:20,920
Speaker 1: also like load, I would load a gun and go

940
00:52:20,960 --> 00:52:29,239
Speaker 1: to school. Love that. I do remember that. I'd give

941
00:52:29,280 --> 00:52:31,480
Speaker 1: the guy who worked the p ass like you just

942
00:52:31,480 --> 00:52:35,400
Speaker 1: throw this Marilyn Manson on real quick. Remember that, and

943
00:52:35,440 --> 00:52:38,160
Speaker 1: then you would do the lighter. You do that lighter,

944
00:52:38,320 --> 00:52:40,600
Speaker 1: and then I would do the lighter yea, the lighter thing.

945
00:52:40,680 --> 00:52:43,280
Speaker 1: I would light my hand on fire with hair spray.

946
00:52:43,400 --> 00:52:45,400
Speaker 1: That was another thing I would do, like spray with

947
00:52:45,480 --> 00:52:48,440
Speaker 1: hair spray or do like the blowtorch. Chicks, dug it,

948
00:52:48,520 --> 00:52:51,480
Speaker 1: b Yeah, it's cool. It's cool what a young male

949
00:52:51,560 --> 00:52:55,120
Speaker 1: mind in high school things. Girls are into it. So

950
00:52:55,480 --> 00:52:57,359
Speaker 1: it was just like a way to show like I'm

951
00:52:57,400 --> 00:53:01,080
Speaker 1: actually tough. Look at this. I'm like not, I'm not

952
00:53:01,239 --> 00:53:04,399
Speaker 1: scared of stuff. Look at this. Well, you had to

953
00:53:04,440 --> 00:53:08,319
Speaker 1: compete against Bush Razor Blade, Suitcase and Gavin what's his

954
00:53:08,400 --> 00:53:11,719
Speaker 1: name was? Yeah, you had to compete against him, you

955
00:53:11,760 --> 00:53:14,200
Speaker 1: know his name. Don't act like you don't know. You know,

956
00:53:14,280 --> 00:53:18,719
Speaker 1: Gavin Rosdale. I couldn't remember swallow. I was competing with

957
00:53:18,800 --> 00:53:22,239
Speaker 1: Jason Schwartzman. He did it right, Yeah, you had to

958
00:53:22,280 --> 00:53:24,440
Speaker 1: compete with these guys. And like he's like the king

959
00:53:24,440 --> 00:53:27,719
Speaker 1: of Alibu, right, Like who is Gavin Rossdale? He just

960
00:53:27,800 --> 00:53:30,839
Speaker 1: like had like a few albums, did it right, move

961
00:53:30,920 --> 00:53:33,400
Speaker 1: to Malibu and just kicks it right. I don't know.

962
00:53:33,520 --> 00:53:35,600
Speaker 1: I mean, I know he had a child with ones

963
00:53:35,680 --> 00:53:37,360
Speaker 1: that right, I don't know. I did not did not

964
00:53:37,480 --> 00:53:39,920
Speaker 1: follow up with him because he was married to Gwen's

965
00:53:39,960 --> 00:53:43,799
Speaker 1: DeFi I didn't he was married to Gwen, But I

966
00:53:43,840 --> 00:53:51,240
Speaker 1: did swallow, breathe in, breathe Outtha got a machine Head.

967
00:53:51,400 --> 00:53:55,200
Speaker 1: You know. Machine Head is fucking marijuana, right like Green

968
00:53:55,280 --> 00:54:02,480
Speaker 1: du Red, Token balls, baby Machina. I didn't know that

969
00:54:02,520 --> 00:54:05,799
Speaker 1: it's also a stoplight, but yeah, go off, we got

970
00:54:05,960 --> 00:54:10,839
Speaker 1: I think it's a metal pipe, Okay. I thought he

971
00:54:10,880 --> 00:54:14,960
Speaker 1: was like having sex screen to red, Green to red,

972
00:54:15,040 --> 00:54:17,440
Speaker 1: you take the greens, you light them up. I don't know,

973
00:54:17,640 --> 00:54:21,000
Speaker 1: that's what I thought it was zip it. I'm not sure.

974
00:54:21,760 --> 00:54:24,920
Speaker 1: I definitely thought when when Bush was like, I was like,

975
00:54:25,040 --> 00:54:29,680
Speaker 1: this is the voice of our generation. Uh sixteen Stone,

976
00:54:29,719 --> 00:54:31,799
Speaker 1: I was like, this is the biggest album that has

977
00:54:31,880 --> 00:54:34,840
Speaker 1: ever come out. They are our Nirvana, this is the

978
00:54:34,920 --> 00:54:38,040
Speaker 1: voice of our generation. And then the next album came

979
00:54:38,040 --> 00:54:40,200
Speaker 1: out and it just fucking sucked. They had like one

980
00:54:40,400 --> 00:54:45,279
Speaker 1: song that was a hit, and you're like, uh, sophomore slump. Uh,

981
00:54:45,320 --> 00:54:50,759
Speaker 1: they'll be back. Razor Blade suitcase. This dude knows the Yeah,

982
00:54:50,840 --> 00:54:55,359
Speaker 1: Razor Blade suitcase. Yeah, that's suitcase was inferior to sixteen Stone.

983
00:54:55,520 --> 00:54:59,360
Speaker 1: Sixteen Stone was a much better album. And then and

984
00:54:59,360 --> 00:55:02,359
Speaker 1: then it turns they had like six albums after that.

985
00:55:02,480 --> 00:55:05,440
Speaker 1: You just no one fucking knew about them because they've sucked.

986
00:55:05,680 --> 00:55:09,360
Speaker 1: Well then they just I mean they're under contract with

987
00:55:09,560 --> 00:55:13,439
Speaker 1: like the the label, and the label probably buried them. Yeah,

988
00:55:14,080 --> 00:55:15,319
Speaker 1: must have been you know what I mean, Like if

989
00:55:15,320 --> 00:55:17,040
Speaker 1: they're not good, they're like, you don't hear about them

990
00:55:17,040 --> 00:55:18,839
Speaker 1: because the labels like, well we're not gonna find we're

991
00:55:18,840 --> 00:55:31,080
Speaker 1: not going to promote it, right right right? Rot Adam,

992
00:55:31,200 --> 00:55:35,600
Speaker 1: can I real quick just put your beautiful, bubbly, juicy

993
00:55:35,680 --> 00:55:37,920
Speaker 1: ass in the hot seat for a second and get

994
00:55:37,960 --> 00:55:42,400
Speaker 1: your get your opinion on something, because I know you

995
00:55:43,440 --> 00:55:46,880
Speaker 1: standing down, standing down, I know you to be a

996
00:55:47,320 --> 00:55:52,239
Speaker 1: Coke zero boy. Have you dabbled in the the new

997
00:55:52,680 --> 00:55:56,080
Speaker 1: red can with the black riding the new recipe of code?

998
00:55:56,160 --> 00:55:58,080
Speaker 1: I don't know if we can get this charged right now.

999
00:55:58,160 --> 00:56:02,279
Speaker 1: We're trying to dismount the pod cast, but coming at

1000
00:56:02,320 --> 00:56:05,200
Speaker 1: me with all this fucking hot fire. Dude, put me

1001
00:56:05,239 --> 00:56:09,480
Speaker 1: in the hot seat just like this. I'm allowing you

1002
00:56:09,640 --> 00:56:13,799
Speaker 1: to have a rip chord. Yeah, dude, it's it is good.

1003
00:56:14,000 --> 00:56:17,600
Speaker 1: I don't to me, it's the can. It's the can. Yeah,

1004
00:56:17,719 --> 00:56:21,200
Speaker 1: it's good. It's I like how you just you get

1005
00:56:21,239 --> 00:56:24,040
Speaker 1: bottom line, it's good. Let's let's talk about why and

1006
00:56:24,120 --> 00:56:27,160
Speaker 1: how it is. It's it's good. You're if you like

1007
00:56:27,280 --> 00:56:30,240
Speaker 1: Coke zero, you like it right better. What's the difference.

1008
00:56:30,280 --> 00:56:32,399
Speaker 1: What's the difference in the recipe. I can't even really tell.

1009
00:56:32,520 --> 00:56:34,560
Speaker 1: I think it's only the can. I don't think they've

1010
00:56:34,640 --> 00:56:36,640
Speaker 1: changed it this new recipe. I can kind of tell

1011
00:56:36,800 --> 00:56:39,480
Speaker 1: they always say that it's better. I I can kind

1012
00:56:39,520 --> 00:56:41,719
Speaker 1: of tell. I don't. I don't believe that you actually can.

1013
00:56:41,840 --> 00:56:45,319
Speaker 1: I truly think it's a marketing ploy because they said

1014
00:56:45,360 --> 00:56:48,200
Speaker 1: that the guys, guys don't like they want to drink

1015
00:56:48,280 --> 00:56:52,839
Speaker 1: actual coke, but we're all scared of belly fat neck

1016
00:56:52,880 --> 00:56:56,160
Speaker 1: fat now because we're a bunch of bitches, and uh

1017
00:56:56,560 --> 00:57:00,680
Speaker 1: so we don't the actual Coca Cola. We still want

1018
00:57:00,760 --> 00:57:02,520
Speaker 1: the diet, but we don't want it to say diet.

1019
00:57:03,040 --> 00:57:05,319
Speaker 1: We don't want it to say zero. We don't want

1020
00:57:05,320 --> 00:57:07,000
Speaker 1: to be a black can. We wanted to look like

1021
00:57:07,360 --> 00:57:10,080
Speaker 1: a red can. And that's why they being said, I

1022
00:57:10,160 --> 00:57:12,200
Speaker 1: don't care. I thought the black can was cool, but

1023
00:57:12,520 --> 00:57:17,040
Speaker 1: I think that is the reason I love. Diet is

1024
00:57:17,080 --> 00:57:20,400
Speaker 1: a naughty word. Now, Yeah, this is so weird. It

1025
00:57:20,480 --> 00:57:23,040
Speaker 1: says here that the coke, the new version of Coke zero,

1026
00:57:24,280 --> 00:57:26,360
Speaker 1: comes in the red can with black wettering and seems

1027
00:57:26,440 --> 00:57:29,120
Speaker 1: to be built around in ethos of being a bit

1028
00:57:29,320 --> 00:57:33,640
Speaker 1: more assertive but rounded at the same time. And it's flavors.

1029
00:57:33,680 --> 00:57:39,280
Speaker 1: What does that love? Dr Pepper Dr Pepperton where it's

1030
00:57:39,280 --> 00:57:43,280
Speaker 1: like a soft drink for men. Dude. Dr Pepperton came out.

1031
00:57:43,360 --> 00:57:47,600
Speaker 1: It came out and we thought it was the funniest

1032
00:57:47,680 --> 00:57:50,960
Speaker 1: thing in the world because their commercials were like Dr

1033
00:57:51,040 --> 00:57:55,920
Speaker 1: Pepperton four Men and we're like it's for men, and

1034
00:57:56,000 --> 00:57:59,440
Speaker 1: we're like, what a fucking bizarre like a SODA's for

1035
00:58:00,080 --> 00:58:05,160
Speaker 1: a specific gender. So on Workaholics, we our characters obviously

1036
00:58:05,320 --> 00:58:08,040
Speaker 1: loved Dr Pepperton and when shut up about it, and

1037
00:58:08,080 --> 00:58:09,840
Speaker 1: everyone's like, oh my god, I can't believe you guys

1038
00:58:09,880 --> 00:58:11,840
Speaker 1: sold out like that doing a commercial in the middle

1039
00:58:11,840 --> 00:58:14,680
Speaker 1: of the episode, and we're like, no, no, no, no,

1040
00:58:14,880 --> 00:58:16,760
Speaker 1: we didn't get paid a dollar for this. We're just

1041
00:58:17,280 --> 00:58:19,840
Speaker 1: those characters were the top of guys that would absolutely

1042
00:58:19,960 --> 00:58:24,360
Speaker 1: love Dr Pepperton. Well, we're like saying this, it's it's

1043
00:58:24,400 --> 00:58:26,720
Speaker 1: crazy that this ship is working, and that's what we

1044
00:58:26,800 --> 00:58:30,320
Speaker 1: were satirizing. Like here, it's saying that the newest formula

1045
00:58:30,480 --> 00:58:35,200
Speaker 1: of coke z is said to optimize the existing flavors

1046
00:58:35,280 --> 00:58:40,080
Speaker 1: and ingredients of Coca cola zero sugar, the sweetening combo

1047
00:58:40,240 --> 00:58:46,600
Speaker 1: of aspartame and a sesso fame and potassium is unchanged.

1048
00:58:46,800 --> 00:58:50,280
Speaker 1: So there is absolutely nothing changing about this recipe. So

1049
00:58:50,360 --> 00:58:55,200
Speaker 1: it seems then buzzwords, it's just blake. But you're you

1050
00:58:55,880 --> 00:59:00,280
Speaker 1: get tricked by the marketing man. You're you're dude, dude

1051
00:59:00,320 --> 00:59:02,800
Speaker 1: go because right now, if you want to try old

1052
00:59:02,840 --> 00:59:05,120
Speaker 1: school coke zero. You gotta get it in in a

1053
00:59:05,400 --> 00:59:09,200
Speaker 1: in the bottle and like twelve ounds. But I found

1054
00:59:09,280 --> 00:59:11,919
Speaker 1: it to have much more carbonation back in the day

1055
00:59:11,960 --> 00:59:15,920
Speaker 1: in the black can, like it would kind of liked.

1056
00:59:16,080 --> 00:59:18,840
Speaker 1: By the way, it's not, dude, try the new recipe.

1057
00:59:18,960 --> 00:59:21,439
Speaker 1: It's much more like punishing. I guess what we're saying

1058
00:59:21,560 --> 00:59:23,600
Speaker 1: is send it to us. Coke. Well, I've had it

1059
00:59:23,800 --> 00:59:26,640
Speaker 1: and it tastes great. It tastes I love coke zero.

1060
00:59:26,840 --> 00:59:29,840
Speaker 1: I'm a coke zero guy. Um. I never wanted to

1061
00:59:29,920 --> 00:59:33,720
Speaker 1: be like a diet coke bro. I felt like that

1062
00:59:33,880 --> 00:59:36,960
Speaker 1: was more reserved for like third grade teachers. What are

1063
00:59:37,000 --> 00:59:39,800
Speaker 1: you talking about? What do you embrace yourself? You didn't

1064
00:59:39,840 --> 00:59:44,600
Speaker 1: know like diet diet coke fiends like diet coke crackheads. Well, yeah,

1065
00:59:44,840 --> 00:59:46,680
Speaker 1: my mom was a diet coke feed My mom had

1066
00:59:46,720 --> 00:59:48,640
Speaker 1: to have a couple of diet cokes every day exactly.

1067
00:59:48,800 --> 00:59:50,560
Speaker 1: My wife went through that too. Yeah, I feel like

1068
00:59:50,640 --> 00:59:54,040
Speaker 1: that's a passing for sure. I just have never been

1069
00:59:54,120 --> 00:59:56,320
Speaker 1: hooked to a soda. My very favorite soda that I

1070
00:59:56,680 --> 00:59:59,520
Speaker 1: have ever, like the one I've craved in my life,

1071
01:00:00,000 --> 01:00:02,880
Speaker 1: coax is coke zero. Coke zero. For some reason, just

1072
01:00:03,160 --> 01:00:06,040
Speaker 1: crave it. Yeah, I think it's delicious. You never craved

1073
01:00:06,160 --> 01:00:09,160
Speaker 1: root beer. You never craved root beer maybe whenever. You

1074
01:00:09,280 --> 01:00:11,440
Speaker 1: never funked up a cream soda. You never went through

1075
01:00:11,480 --> 01:00:16,080
Speaker 1: a cream soda face Swiss mess face. Yeah no, not

1076
01:00:16,320 --> 01:00:22,360
Speaker 1: like like I'll drink coke zero like you never away. Well,

1077
01:00:22,560 --> 01:00:25,240
Speaker 1: I wish, I wish I could tell. Why don't we

1078
01:00:25,280 --> 01:00:33,320
Speaker 1: just get to this. Do you have any regrets? Because hey,

1079
01:00:33,360 --> 01:00:36,840
Speaker 1: I'm calling it. It's a code red all right. No,

1080
01:00:36,960 --> 01:00:38,800
Speaker 1: I'm just saying, like I will go through my day

1081
01:00:38,840 --> 01:00:40,640
Speaker 1: and treat like a Coke zero kind of like having

1082
01:00:40,680 --> 01:00:43,320
Speaker 1: a cup of ice coffee, you know, Like I like

1083
01:00:43,480 --> 01:00:46,360
Speaker 1: a Coke zero as a delicious pick me up over ice.

1084
01:00:47,440 --> 01:00:50,919
Speaker 1: It's delectable. Yeah, you're just explaining things that like human

1085
01:00:51,000 --> 01:00:53,120
Speaker 1: beings like that the afternoon they like a little. I've

1086
01:00:53,160 --> 01:00:55,200
Speaker 1: never had that with soda though, I've never had that

1087
01:00:55,280 --> 01:00:58,160
Speaker 1: with us, So you need it. I love it. I

1088
01:00:58,240 --> 01:01:01,040
Speaker 1: think it's so good. I also like it too. You

1089
01:01:01,080 --> 01:01:03,600
Speaker 1: saw me I was drinking a cant I was drinking

1090
01:01:03,680 --> 01:01:09,640
Speaker 1: a diet dr pepper. Sure through that's basically a deep tan.

1091
01:01:09,800 --> 01:01:12,000
Speaker 1: Yeah it is, and I like it. Admittedly, I don't

1092
01:01:12,040 --> 01:01:14,280
Speaker 1: like the diet Dr Pepper as much as I liked

1093
01:01:14,880 --> 01:01:18,200
Speaker 1: the DP ten, those ten extra calories, there was some

1094
01:01:18,320 --> 01:01:21,000
Speaker 1: flavor in them cows that made him count. Let me

1095
01:01:21,040 --> 01:01:25,400
Speaker 1: ask you a question. Diet soda is fucking gross across

1096
01:01:25,480 --> 01:01:29,280
Speaker 1: the board? Yeah, people, people, Well, yeah, I don't respond

1097
01:01:29,320 --> 01:01:32,160
Speaker 1: to it too well. I think I think SODA's kind

1098
01:01:32,200 --> 01:01:34,240
Speaker 1: of sucking gross across the board. To tell you the truth,

1099
01:01:34,280 --> 01:01:37,200
Speaker 1: I barely drink it anymore. I I last cans I

1100
01:01:37,280 --> 01:01:39,920
Speaker 1: had was that uh in wherever we were for your

1101
01:01:39,960 --> 01:01:45,360
Speaker 1: bad for party? Where were? Yeah? Yeah that was I

1102
01:01:45,400 --> 01:01:48,600
Speaker 1: haven't had soda in years. The move is just less

1103
01:01:48,800 --> 01:01:51,280
Speaker 1: like you drink a regular coke. When you drink those

1104
01:01:51,440 --> 01:01:56,520
Speaker 1: little tiny cans, that's tight. Yeah, airplane cans, the little ones,

1105
01:01:56,600 --> 01:01:58,320
Speaker 1: and they make your hands look all big. So it's

1106
01:01:58,360 --> 01:02:00,600
Speaker 1: kind of fun for Instagram, it's fun. I like that.

1107
01:02:00,880 --> 01:02:04,480
Speaker 1: I like that part. Yeah, Or or you just fucking

1108
01:02:04,640 --> 01:02:08,560
Speaker 1: chug up a six pack of Dr Pepper ten. It's

1109
01:02:08,600 --> 01:02:15,720
Speaker 1: for men. When you have the regular and then you

1110
01:02:15,800 --> 01:02:17,920
Speaker 1: got the diet right next to it, it's fucking like

1111
01:02:18,040 --> 01:02:21,320
Speaker 1: it's such a worse option. But everybody wants to drink

1112
01:02:21,360 --> 01:02:23,520
Speaker 1: soda and not feel like they're drinking an entire glass

1113
01:02:23,520 --> 01:02:25,320
Speaker 1: of sugar. And I get that, but like, but when

1114
01:02:25,360 --> 01:02:27,320
Speaker 1: you do drink, I mean, I find when I do

1115
01:02:27,520 --> 01:02:30,560
Speaker 1: drink a soda that has like forty two grams of

1116
01:02:30,800 --> 01:02:34,000
Speaker 1: sugar in it, that I do feel like trash afterwards.

1117
01:02:34,120 --> 01:02:36,800
Speaker 1: I know, but you just don't drink a twelve ounce

1118
01:02:36,920 --> 01:02:39,560
Speaker 1: can or like a fucking thirty two right right, so

1119
01:02:39,680 --> 01:02:41,080
Speaker 1: you can go for Like when I see to Do

1120
01:02:41,200 --> 01:02:46,040
Speaker 1: with the big gul coming out of for his work

1121
01:02:46,280 --> 01:02:50,480
Speaker 1: day or whatever, I'm like, holy fuck home. I love

1122
01:02:50,520 --> 01:02:52,560
Speaker 1: seeing those dudes that, like you can tell they're like

1123
01:02:52,640 --> 01:02:55,600
Speaker 1: going to work and they have like to monster energy

1124
01:02:55,680 --> 01:02:58,560
Speaker 1: drinks in their hands, and I'm like, oh ship, he's

1125
01:02:58,600 --> 01:03:01,400
Speaker 1: gonna work. Baby me back, take me back to the

1126
01:03:01,480 --> 01:03:04,320
Speaker 1: good old days. Yeah, that's how it was. Let the

1127
01:03:04,400 --> 01:03:08,400
Speaker 1: dogs out, strap it, baby, go baby. You know what's

1128
01:03:08,400 --> 01:03:10,680
Speaker 1: about to go down a fucking hard day of work.

1129
01:03:11,880 --> 01:03:16,120
Speaker 1: Any takebacks, apologies or giveaways, guys, Yeah, I want to

1130
01:03:16,280 --> 01:03:19,640
Speaker 1: give away. Um he was about to say something mean,

1131
01:03:20,480 --> 01:03:23,280
Speaker 1: Yeah it probably was, but I want I want to

1132
01:03:23,440 --> 01:03:26,160
Speaker 1: take back all. I want to have a taste test.

1133
01:03:26,240 --> 01:03:28,920
Speaker 1: I want whoever is out there listening to send us

1134
01:03:29,000 --> 01:03:32,680
Speaker 1: your diet soda product and we'll we'll give our arms

1135
01:03:32,720 --> 01:03:36,120
Speaker 1: opinion about it. Okay, it would be cool to find

1136
01:03:36,240 --> 01:03:40,400
Speaker 1: a good soda Coke zero. It's coke zero. That's the giveaway.

1137
01:03:40,480 --> 01:03:44,520
Speaker 1: Zero zero is pretty great. The giveaway is to give

1138
01:03:44,640 --> 01:03:47,760
Speaker 1: us the stuff. Yes, the giveaways you give us free ship.

1139
01:03:48,320 --> 01:03:50,320
Speaker 1: I love that well. I want to. I want to

1140
01:03:50,400 --> 01:03:54,080
Speaker 1: thank uh Kyle for really putting up with me being

1141
01:03:54,160 --> 01:03:57,760
Speaker 1: drunk at your wedding and uh asking where the transportation is.

1142
01:03:58,600 --> 01:04:02,040
Speaker 1: I do believe that I thought I had beat you.

1143
01:04:02,120 --> 01:04:03,800
Speaker 1: I didn't think you'd made it back to the room yet,

1144
01:04:04,480 --> 01:04:06,840
Speaker 1: and I am I would like to apologize for that.

1145
01:04:07,600 --> 01:04:10,400
Speaker 1: And I also would like to thank you for uh

1146
01:04:11,600 --> 01:04:19,160
Speaker 1: letting me bring my future wife Clode dog to your Yeah, Adam,

1147
01:04:19,160 --> 01:04:21,400
Speaker 1: when you say like you thought he you were going

1148
01:04:21,440 --> 01:04:24,000
Speaker 1: to beat him back to the room, I gotta I

1149
01:04:24,080 --> 01:04:26,760
Speaker 1: gotta sneak in suspicion that you weren't thinking about anything.

1150
01:04:27,640 --> 01:04:30,200
Speaker 1: I mean probably, but I know I do I'm gonna

1151
01:04:30,240 --> 01:04:33,840
Speaker 1: beat him by But I do remember thinking that it

1152
01:04:34,160 --> 01:04:37,080
Speaker 1: hadn't been that long and they weren't like already back.

1153
01:04:38,040 --> 01:04:40,160
Speaker 1: We can tape, but I'm pretty sure you said I

1154
01:04:40,160 --> 01:04:42,680
Speaker 1: don't remember this at all. I know, but after he

1155
01:04:42,800 --> 01:04:46,680
Speaker 1: started spelling it out, I was like, oh yeah, I

1156
01:04:46,720 --> 01:04:49,160
Speaker 1: would like to do an off pod compliment to my

1157
01:04:49,280 --> 01:04:51,720
Speaker 1: wife for putting up with that time of behavior on

1158
01:04:51,880 --> 01:04:55,920
Speaker 1: her wedding day, wedding night. I love you, baby. I

1159
01:04:55,960 --> 01:04:58,640
Speaker 1: would like to thank Marissa. Well, thank you guys for

1160
01:04:59,480 --> 01:05:01,520
Speaker 1: giving me a shout at about the tenure anniversary. Man,

1161
01:05:01,840 --> 01:05:08,080
Speaker 1: the big milestone. I know, absolutely, holy smarm. That is

1162
01:05:08,240 --> 01:05:16,080
Speaker 1: really fantastic. Raise your discussing Coke zero, there's delicious. I'd

1163
01:05:16,120 --> 01:05:19,320
Speaker 1: like to compliment Coke zero on their new recipe. I

1164
01:05:19,480 --> 01:05:23,000
Speaker 1: think it's it's totally different. I like the old version,

1165
01:05:23,080 --> 01:05:26,240
Speaker 1: I like the new version. Let's have them both available. Please.

1166
01:05:27,480 --> 01:05:29,480
Speaker 1: Oh that's see that. I like that because it's like

1167
01:05:29,560 --> 01:05:32,080
Speaker 1: the less filling taste. Great ad campaign. We're like the

1168
01:05:32,120 --> 01:05:37,400
Speaker 1: battling each other. Absolutely, let's do flavors optimized Drake first

1169
01:05:37,800 --> 01:05:40,400
Speaker 1: as a man. That gets me like real hyped up

1170
01:05:40,400 --> 01:05:44,720
Speaker 1: about soda as a man. Yeah, certified Coke zero boy

1171
01:05:44,840 --> 01:05:47,400
Speaker 1: over here, I like conflict it way to go out

1172
01:05:47,440 --> 01:05:49,480
Speaker 1: on a whimper, guys, And why do you why do

1173
01:05:49,520 --> 01:05:52,840
Speaker 1: you watch tennis? Then? Okay, let's go. There's all sorts

1174
01:05:52,920 --> 01:05:56,960
Speaker 1: of different wars. Okay, you're damn Ryan. As Kyle says,

1175
01:05:57,280 --> 01:06:00,480
Speaker 1: there's different kinds of there's different kinds of strap rategies.

1176
01:06:00,520 --> 01:06:02,840
Speaker 1: There's lots of you can play the intellectual or you

1177
01:06:02,880 --> 01:06:04,840
Speaker 1: can get out there on the battlefield. They're the people

1178
01:06:04,920 --> 01:06:06,560
Speaker 1: that tell me the way I want to be able

1179
01:06:06,640 --> 01:06:09,480
Speaker 1: to yell. If I'm watching you're a warrior. You're a warrior.

1180
01:06:09,800 --> 01:06:13,800
Speaker 1: I guess I'm at the Strateigo map fucking things where

1181
01:06:13,800 --> 01:06:17,440
Speaker 1: they're supposed to go. All right. I love that about

1182
01:06:17,520 --> 01:06:20,280
Speaker 1: you and we all feel safe with you there, Kyle,

1183
01:06:20,440 --> 01:06:24,800
Speaker 1: I'm at the Strictigo map during someone else's tennis map.

1184
01:06:25,920 --> 01:06:34,640
Speaker 1: That's me. I appreciate strategy. Well, that's another this