Speaker 1: Are we going to a brand new second day podcast
Speaker 1: for you? Good morning, Welcome morning Monday.
Speaker 2: Good morning, said Jee, I have your.
Speaker 3: Tea ready for you here.
Speaker 4: I don't want tea coffee.
Speaker 1: Oh gosh, angry, but we we will learn.
Speaker 4: I think one of the most baller moves ever to
Speaker 4: get a date.
Speaker 3: I mean, yes, this guy got it.
Speaker 2: I don't know. It's kind of a snipe.
Speaker 3: That's what I like to call it.
Speaker 2: This guy kind of snipe.
Speaker 3: It's a little.
Speaker 4: Borderline creepy to That's what I was gonna say.
Speaker 5: Next.
Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, its so before we get to that comments Yes,
Speaker 6: Achula said, I've only seen a picture of you all,
Speaker 6: and for years I assumed Jeff was Jose and Jose
Speaker 6: was Jeff. Then I saw a video of everyone talking
Speaker 6: and was shook that I had the voices mixed up
Speaker 6: all this time.
Speaker 4: And now I think.
Speaker 6: Jeff's voice belongs on Jose and Jose's voice belongs on Jeff.
Speaker 4: It's just better that way.
Speaker 3: Really, it's interesting, I think.
Speaker 2: I mean, Jeff's been confused for a Latino a lot lately,
Speaker 2: he really has. I don't know. Maybe we are, maybe
Speaker 2: we're working together so long, we're like becoming the same. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I'm becoming why he's becoming Brad?
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, I could see it. I could see it.
Speaker 5: All right.
Speaker 4: Well, let's get to your brand new second date right now,
Speaker 4: Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning. Second date update.
Speaker 7: We've had this happen before, where someone will come on
Speaker 7: the show saying they want another date because their first
Speaker 7: hangout got totally hijacked.
Speaker 4: Oh, like, maybe somebody else showed.
Speaker 7: Up, right, Usually it's like a mom who shows up unexpected,
Speaker 7: or who is so many asked to be there. Maybe
Speaker 7: it's that hunky firefighter who just happened to be in
Speaker 7: the restaurant checking the smoke alarms that night with his
Speaker 7: shirt off.
Speaker 4: You can reach so high, sir.
Speaker 7: Yeah, but what do you do when your date is
Speaker 7: hijacked and no one is there?
Speaker 4: What is it? Do you know the definition of hijacking?
Speaker 7: I know you just it sounds confusing, But our listener
Speaker 7: Rocky says that absolutely happened to him and he's hoping
Speaker 7: for a REDOCE So, Rocky, welcome to the show man.
Speaker 1: Hey, thanks for having me, guys day, your date was
Speaker 1: hijacked by no one, at least no one that we're
Speaker 1: aware of.
Speaker 3: Oh okay, it's clear, but tell us the story of
Speaker 3: what happened.
Speaker 8: So we we met on the app Coffee meets Bagel.
Speaker 4: Oh, yeah, we've heard of that one a couple of times. Yeah,
Speaker 4: it's supposed to be more casual, right.
Speaker 8: Right, yeah, we're we're both into everything bagels. So we connected.
Speaker 4: Oh it's actually about bagels.
Speaker 3: Is that the rule on the app? You can only
Speaker 3: talk about pastries or coffee?
Speaker 8: No? No, but that is the topic that brought us together.
Speaker 4: All right, I mean good everything bagel.
Speaker 3: Yeah, right, I get the conversation rolling.
Speaker 8: So we ended up going out to dinner and I
Speaker 8: brought her to this like medium upscale restaurant.
Speaker 2: I know exactly what you're talking about. It's like nicer
Speaker 2: than normal, but it's not like a fancy, fancy steakhoup.
Speaker 3: We've all been a claim jumper before. I know that's
Speaker 3: like slaps the medium upscale. Oh it's so good, right,
Speaker 3: So what happen?
Speaker 4: So?
Speaker 8: I mean, first off, she looks amazing. You know, we're
Speaker 8: getting to know each other, and as soon as we
Speaker 8: get in, the waiter immediately comes by and puts a
Speaker 8: couple of drinks on the table before we even order.
Speaker 4: Wait, you didn't order the drinks.
Speaker 2: It was like, oh, not water, you're talking about like
Speaker 2: drink drinks.
Speaker 8: Oh yeah, like like alcoholic drink.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, did they did?
Speaker 4: They get the order confused and put them on the
Speaker 4: run table.
Speaker 2: That happens, I mean.
Speaker 5: Lucky you.
Speaker 8: Well that's what I thought.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 8: I'm like, sorry, that's not ours. We haven't ordered yet,
Speaker 8: right okay, and he goes, no, sir, these drinks are
Speaker 8: actually taken care of someone.
Speaker 4: Bought them before you.
Speaker 1: Well cute though, like maybe there's like an old married
Speaker 1: couple sitting at the bar and they like see two qts.
Speaker 8: On a date.
Speaker 7: They got that order in real fast. Then if they
Speaker 7: just see them walking in the Quicker Quick or maybe
Speaker 7: the thing where someone's being charitable and they go, look
Speaker 7: the next couple, that's possible.
Speaker 1: Yeah, do you find out who sent them over?
Speaker 8: No? And so that's like I'm confused. She's confused, Like
Speaker 8: they gave me a mohito and she got an espresso martini.
Speaker 4: Which great taste of drinks, apparently.
Speaker 8: Is her number one favorite drink.
Speaker 4: I mean that's me. I'm sorry. Between age twenty eight
Speaker 4: and thirty six, it's going to be their number one drink.
Speaker 8: But that's the thing. It's like, So she's going off
Speaker 8: about that, and I'm asking her, did you tell anyone
Speaker 8: that we were gonna be here?
Speaker 1: And she's like, no, okay, is this the hijacking that
Speaker 1: you're talking about?
Speaker 4: Is it that's all you talked about all night?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 8: But it gets even more strange.
Speaker 3: Uh oh okay.
Speaker 8: So the waiter comes back and he takes her order
Speaker 8: and he says, just so you know, anything you get
Speaker 8: is cupped tonight.
Speaker 4: Did you're like, wait, I gotta change my order with that? Yeah?
Speaker 8: Right, exactly. Wait why the waiter said he wasn't at
Speaker 8: liberty to say why? Oh no, Maybe goes on to
Speaker 8: tell us we have a very nice bottle of why
Speaker 8: waiting for us as well, and they can bring it
Speaker 8: out whatever we like.
Speaker 3: Dude, Oh my god, that's amazing.
Speaker 2: It's so funny. The insecurities in me are like, I'm
Speaker 2: supposed to be spoiling you.
Speaker 4: You're getting demasculated by a surprise.
Speaker 1: Maybe the universe just really ples you do to have
Speaker 1: to take a fun experience together, like being shocked by
Speaker 1: the free stuff.
Speaker 8: Yeah, except like having everything fully paid for felt like
Speaker 8: it was the worst thing ever because it was the
Speaker 8: only thing we talked about.
Speaker 1: Dude, that's wild that the waiter didn't give you any hits,
Speaker 1: Like did he drop any knowledge that you could have
Speaker 1: gotten a clue from.
Speaker 8: No, nothing, And we figured it must have just been
Speaker 8: somebody she knows that's close to her, because because they
Speaker 8: knew her drink.
Speaker 2: Yeah, the drink. I mean it could have been good
Speaker 2: time martini.
Speaker 4: Your chances are so high if somebody like it.
Speaker 1: But you would figure by the end of the day
Speaker 1: or even the next day, the person would reveal themselves.
Speaker 4: Yeah, they would tell you.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that doesn't happen at all.
Speaker 8: No, we get her dinner, And I just personally feel
Speaker 8: very deflated, like it kind of undermined me the entire
Speaker 8: time and and hijack the attention of the whole night.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you want to feel like a provider and you
Speaker 2: didn't get to provide.
Speaker 7: Plus, like it sucks that you want to spend time
Speaker 7: actually like having a conversation about each other, and the
Speaker 7: entire time all you can talk about is who is
Speaker 7: watching us?
Speaker 4: You don't think she took it as like fun though.
Speaker 7: Well, the only issue is that it would have been great.
Speaker 7: But Rocky is getting avoided now. It sounds like because like,
Speaker 7: what's happened since your dinner?
Speaker 5: Right?
Speaker 8: Well, I talked to her the day after and she
Speaker 8: sang to me and I was like, you don't have
Speaker 8: to thank me. I didn't do anything.
Speaker 2: I don't know. Okay, you would think it would bond you,
Speaker 2: kind of like what Brooks said, Like it'd be so
Speaker 2: memorable you guys would talk about it again.
Speaker 8: Yeah, but she's not responding to any of my text
Speaker 8: so I don't know if she knows or not.
Speaker 7: We all want answers, So we're gonna call this woman.
Speaker 7: And I'm just I'm assuming that you don't want us
Speaker 7: to offer to pay, because that'd be undermining you too,
Speaker 7: act like you're the guy.
Speaker 2: You're the random ghost that did that paid for everything.
Speaker 7: I'd like to find out who it is and see
Speaker 7: if she's willing to give up that information.
Speaker 1: Maybe you need to take her to a high upscale
Speaker 1: instead of just mid next time problem.
Speaker 4: I mean, if you're wanting to pay for so.
Speaker 7: Much, this is going to be a great learning opportunity
Speaker 7: for you, Rocky. When we come back and get your
Speaker 7: second date update hijack style.
Speaker 1: Right after this, Brook and Jeffrey in the morning Second
Speaker 1: Date Update, Well, this.
Speaker 7: Is an intriguing second date update we've got today. One
Speaker 7: of our listeners, Rocky, went out with an attractive woman
Speaker 7: that he met on a dating app and they went
Speaker 7: to a restaurant where everything was paid for.
Speaker 3: Yeah did she pay?
Speaker 5: No?
Speaker 3: Did Rocky pay?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 3: Nobody knows who paid for anything.
Speaker 7: It was apparently some mystery person who comped the entire
Speaker 7: evening for them and then never identified themselves.
Speaker 1: And it's funny that he's like it took over our
Speaker 1: conversation because it definitely took over this room's conversation as well.
Speaker 4: Yeah, you know, it's all we could talk about, and.
Speaker 7: That was kind of the issue for him. He felt
Speaker 7: like he never got a chance to actually connect with
Speaker 7: her about anything other than who is here and is
Speaker 7: buying all of our stuff, So.
Speaker 3: You'd feel like someone's watching you totally.
Speaker 7: So, yes, we do want to get Rocky another hangout
Speaker 7: with this woman, but honestly, we're kind of more curious
Speaker 7: to find out who did this for them and why.
Speaker 1: I mean, Rocky, you degree like you need some closure
Speaker 1: in order to make the second date successful, right, Yeah?
Speaker 8: Yeah, because if we go on another date, this is
Speaker 8: all we're going to talk about again.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we will.
Speaker 4: Try our best nut to only talk about that.
Speaker 3: Yeah, what do you like Rocky? What what do we
Speaker 3: know about you? Yeah?
Speaker 8: He likes mohidos, mohidos, mohidos, daggles and coffee.
Speaker 7: Okay, thank you for refreshing my memory here. Okay, I'm
Speaker 7: gonna dial her number. Let's see if she picks up.
Speaker 5: Hello, Hi, is this my sty Misty?
Speaker 3: I'm just reading it smelled with two whys? You're two
Speaker 3: wise in your name?
Speaker 5: Yeah I have.
Speaker 4: If there's two why, I'm.
Speaker 7: Sorry, I was just reading it off the paper and
Speaker 7: I got confused. My bad, Hi, Misty. This is a
Speaker 7: radio show. We're called Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.
Speaker 4: Okay, sorrys not the smartest show, obviously not the best introduction, but.
Speaker 7: We're really eager to talk to you because we're doing
Speaker 7: something called a second date update.
Speaker 8: Okay, all right, Okay.
Speaker 7: That's where we help out our listeners who go out
Speaker 7: with somebody and afterwards they're not getting a call back.
Speaker 7: We can try to reach out on their behalf and
Speaker 7: maybe figure out the reason why. And your date really
Speaker 7: has captivated our attention because it was with a guy
Speaker 7: named Rocky.
Speaker 4: You got that one?
Speaker 3: Did you check the comp rock guy. Do you remember
Speaker 3: going out with a guy named Roy?
Speaker 5: Yeah? Yeah, yeah, no I do.
Speaker 1: Okay, sounded like a wild date, right, what do you mean?
Speaker 1: I mean maybe the date wasn't wild, but the stuff
Speaker 1: that happened on it.
Speaker 5: Was uh huh oh that it was paid for.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's what we heard.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I know that was crazy.
Speaker 3: Yeah, they have any.
Speaker 2: More info about that?
Speaker 4: Like did you find out who it was?
Speaker 8: Oh?
Speaker 3: Yeah you do.
Speaker 7: Okay, we've been we've been dying to know because we
Speaker 7: heard from Rocky the whole situation that unfolded, and he
Speaker 7: feels like that mystery may have kind of overshadowed the
Speaker 7: romantic aspect of you two getting to know each other.
Speaker 5: I can see that, Okay, Okay. I also had no idea,
Speaker 5: and I was like, it must be someone that I know,
Speaker 5: because they must know that I love Espresso Martin like
Speaker 5: I love Espresso Martini.
Speaker 4: Okay, it's like you like him that much. It's part
Speaker 4: of your personality.
Speaker 5: Yeah, more so than I would like to admit.
Speaker 3: Okay, Okay, all right, so obviously you.
Speaker 5: But then like no one, like it wasn't my mom,
Speaker 5: it wasn't my bestie, Oh my god?
Speaker 4: Were you texting everyone after the date?
Speaker 5: Like, yeah, well I also didn't tell any of them
Speaker 5: where I was going, Like, the only person I told
Speaker 5: was my mom, and she didn't do it.
Speaker 3: Okay, so how do you find out who?
Speaker 5: Well? Okay, so here's the thing. I had some like
Speaker 5: deliveries that I was getting like a couple days ago,
Speaker 5: so I went outside to like sign for them, and
Speaker 5: my mailman asked how my date was?
Speaker 3: Wait?
Speaker 5: What? Yeah? So then we started talking and then he
Speaker 5: asked me how is my espresso martini? Specifically?
Speaker 4: Wow, your mail man paid for your date?
Speaker 5: Yeah, so I thought I had a full blown stalker
Speaker 5: on my hands.
Speaker 4: First, Yeah, what would make you say otherwise?
Speaker 5: Okay? Okay. So then so then what he was telling
Speaker 5: me was that a couple of days before the date,
Speaker 5: then I had come out again to sign for some packages,
Speaker 5: and that was when I was on the phone talk
Speaker 5: to my mom about the date, and I said, like,
Speaker 5: it was going to be at that restaurant and.
Speaker 3: It was gonna Oh so he knew you were going
Speaker 3: to be there.
Speaker 5: Yeah, he heard the time and place, and he like
Speaker 5: made this grand gesture.
Speaker 2: Why, I mean, in a weird way.
Speaker 3: Was he just being nice?
Speaker 2: Like an old guy that just doesn't understand how weird
Speaker 2: it was.
Speaker 5: Oh no, no, no, he's not old. He's very handsome.
Speaker 1: He's a hotmail man with great cabs.
Speaker 4: They all have good cabs.
Speaker 5: He's got all that walking going on.
Speaker 3: Okay, but.
Speaker 5: I thought it was sweet. No one's ever done anything
Speaker 5: like that for me before.
Speaker 7: Well, the question still stands is like was he doing
Speaker 7: it as a sweet gesture, as like I have fun
Speaker 7: on your date or was there something selfish behind it?
Speaker 5: Oh? He expressed some feelings?
Speaker 4: What?
Speaker 5: Oh? Yeah? Yeah, So I order a lot of packages,
Speaker 5: either like for work or for my personal life, like
Speaker 5: we see each other a lot. So I asked him
Speaker 5: how he knew to order me a special Markini. I
Speaker 5: ordered so many disposable espresso cups.
Speaker 3: He delivers them for you.
Speaker 4: Attention remembers what you get in the mail too.
Speaker 3: That's an attentive mail man. My male people know me.
Speaker 5: I mean, you know it has a giant like espresso
Speaker 5: label on it. It's not like he's rooting through my mail.
Speaker 3: Okay, maybe it's.
Speaker 4: Just a lot of red flags flying up for me here.
Speaker 7: Yeah, there's a few, but it's less creepy than we
Speaker 7: originally thought that this is well, he's not just some
Speaker 7: stranger male guy.
Speaker 3: They know each other, they talk.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it a boundary.
Speaker 3: Yeah, we may think, but Misty thought it was a
Speaker 3: nice gesture.
Speaker 4: Have you gone out with the Mailman?
Speaker 5: No, we're going out next weekend.
Speaker 3: Okay.
Speaker 7: Yeah, we're divulging a lot of information and we can't
Speaker 7: have any more without you knowing. Misty, that Rocky, the
Speaker 7: guy you were on the date with, he's actually.
Speaker 3: On the other line listening to this whole thing.
Speaker 8: Oh my god, so it's between me and the mail Guy.
Speaker 5: Sorry, dude, Oh my gosh, I'm mortified. I'm so sorry.
Speaker 5: I didn't want I didn't mean for you to hear
Speaker 5: all that.
Speaker 8: I mean, I gathered that by the fact that you
Speaker 8: never responded to me.
Speaker 5: Yeah, you still wanted to bring me on this show.
Speaker 8: At the time, I didn't know.
Speaker 4: I wouldn't have what a move like.
Speaker 1: I would never think paying for someone else's date would
Speaker 1: be a way to get a date myself.
Speaker 2: It's a great way to get hurt engine.
Speaker 8: He don't want to be clear, I was planning on
Speaker 8: paid for the date.
Speaker 4: He's still on that.
Speaker 5: Rock even makes you feel better. You could pay for
Speaker 5: our date. The Mailman I oh, wow.
Speaker 3: To tell you once?
Speaker 8: Yeah, the do you already know?
Speaker 5: I like espresso martini?
Speaker 1: Hey there, you didn't even have to go through her
Speaker 1: mail to find that out.
Speaker 8: Wow, I'm not I'm not gonna steal some other dudes move.
Speaker 8: But if he wants to pay for another date for
Speaker 8: you and I also, I'll put this out, like I
Speaker 8: take fencing classes, he can come and we can fence
Speaker 8: for you.
Speaker 4: Wow, you're gonna like.
Speaker 5: Misty.
Speaker 7: Does that impress you as much as the male guy
Speaker 7: listening in on your conversations with your mom?
Speaker 5: It's interesting?
Speaker 3: Oh, he is intriguing you like you like a man
Speaker 3: who fences.
Speaker 4: It's that white suit, you like.
Speaker 5: I got to give him the benefit of the doubt.
Speaker 5: So I don't feel like I can really be seeing
Speaker 5: two people at one time.
Speaker 4: Yeah, you don't want to do your mailman dirty?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Yeah, there's a revenge that you don't want to deal with.
Speaker 5: The man.
Speaker 7: Out of all the people that it could have been
Speaker 7: that did this, Maleman was not in my top hundred lists.
Speaker 5: I have no idea either. I mean it came out
Speaker 5: of the blue, but it's kind of romantics.
Speaker 1: I know, I know that we're you're liking this mail
Speaker 1: story a lot, but maybe just keep your like find
Speaker 1: my location on or something on your phone. Yeah, there's
Speaker 1: just some still if it doesn't work yeah, yeah.
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, sure no. If it doesn't work out, then Rocky,
Speaker 5: you can call me, okay, keeping.
Speaker 3: The door open.
Speaker 4: Well, it's like a return to sender.
Speaker 7: I know this is kind of awkward, but maybe I'll
Speaker 7: just ask if it doesn't end up working out with
Speaker 7: her creepy male guy, would you still be open to
Speaker 7: seeing Stee one more time?
Speaker 8: I don't know. I feel like I gotta give this
Speaker 8: mail guy a shot.
Speaker 2: Perfect.
Speaker 8: Yeah, maybe he could pay for me and him.
Speaker 3: Okay, he's trying to.
Speaker 5: I don't think.
Speaker 3: Of chemistry anyway, I could see that all right.
Speaker 7: Well, Rocky man, I'm sorry that this didn't work out
Speaker 7: the way you wanted it to.
Speaker 3: But it's quite the story to tell.
Speaker 8: The mystery is solved, and I guess in a way
Speaker 8: that's worth it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, feel like this could have been a Scooby Doo episode.
Speaker 3: He was the mail man all along. They really do
Speaker 3: go the extra.
Speaker 4: Mile medding kids Jeffrey in the morning.
Speaker 7: You know, if Rocky knew how this was going to
Speaker 7: turn out in the end, he probably should have just
Speaker 7: refused to accept the comped meal and been like, no,
Speaker 7: I'm paying.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I thought of that. But then it's like he
Speaker 2: didn't know who it was. Is it we like, was
Speaker 2: one of his friends?
Speaker 8: Right now?
Speaker 1: It really sounded like the waiter was in charge of
Speaker 1: that whole thing. Yeah, you know, that was a strong
Speaker 1: waiter bully him into telling them who it was. He
Speaker 1: used to stop bringing the thing.
Speaker 7: I know he should have been like, wait, somebody knows
Speaker 7: your favorite drink, We're out of here.
Speaker 4: I just thought that it was a guess.
Speaker 3: Honestly, it's too little, too late.
Speaker 7: He just let it happen and ended up getting blocked
Speaker 7: and swooped in on by a male guy.
Speaker 4: Yeah, who knew knew people had such moves.
Speaker 2: I know they got cushy government jobs, you know what
Speaker 2: I'm saying.
Speaker 3: I mean, I.
Speaker 7: Feel like postal carriers everywhere rejoiced when they heard this call,
Speaker 7: like finally one of ours gets a win.
Speaker 3: Good for them?
Speaker 2: Yeah, paid off?
Speaker 4: Yeh.
Speaker 7: So you know what bullets dodged and relationships made.
Speaker 2: But mystery, that's.
Speaker 3: What's the most important thing.
Speaker 7: And we can albsolve the mystery of your romantic life
Speaker 7: if you want to email the show.
Speaker 3: We can call that person who isn't calling you back.
Speaker 3: Go find our podcast.
Speaker 7: We had all our second dates up online and you
Speaker 7: can like subscribe wherever you get yours at Brook and
Speaker 7: Jeffrey