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Speaker 1: Welcome back to another episode of the Around the NFL podcast.
Speaker 1: I'm your host, Daddy blue Eyes, the Old Zu ser
Speaker 1: Dan Hansas, and I'm both Mark Sessler and Greg Rosenthal.
Speaker 1: You know what I love about the show? Guys? What's
Speaker 1: that Dan? We're not only co workers, were also best friends.
Speaker 1: Absolutely just regular guys talking ball, talking sports, talking life too.
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Speaker 1: have kids as well. Gives us stuff in common to
Speaker 1: talk about. So true. But at the end of the day,
Speaker 1: it all comes back to football and tennis because I
Speaker 1: just love tennis. This is Gregg speaking, by the way. Well,
Speaker 1: on that sports related note, fellas, let's do some news.
Speaker 1: Let's start with pro days. Justin Fields had one I
Speaker 1: think a few days ago. Now seems like he did well.
Speaker 1: Should be interesting to see how that one pans out.
Speaker 1: If on the Patriots, and they are my favorite team.
Speaker 1: Because this is Greg on the mic, I'd be taking
Speaker 1: a medium to long look at fields next it. I'm
Speaker 1: on the agenda. Tyler Locker of the Seattle Sea Sos
Speaker 1: signed a new contract. Oh I saw that. It's a
Speaker 1: huge one too. I mean it's forty year deal for
Speaker 1: sixty nine million dollars. Nice but for real, that's solid.
Speaker 1: Oh and not tell them about the new game number total?
Speaker 1: My main man, Dan. This is Mark again. Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: you guys know that we normally have sixteen weeks of
Speaker 1: Sunday fund, but this year the NFL p A announced
Speaker 1: that there will be twenty nine games a season. That's
Speaker 1: a lot more. I can't wait to cover every single
Speaker 1: one of those games with my bros. Next season. Will
Speaker 1: break down the games but also have some good laughs.
Speaker 1: This is Greg, you guys. Bruce arians got a tattoo
Speaker 1: of his mom on his chest after winning Super Bowl
Speaker 1: ten this past year, and it looks like Aaron Rodgers
Speaker 1: is set to host Say Yes to the Dress. That
Speaker 1: should be pretty awesome. I don't know. I think it
Speaker 1: starts April thirty one, so definitely check that out. It
Speaker 1: seems like a weird choice to me. Sorry, this is
Speaker 1: Mark speaking. I can't help but be honest. Yeah, stray
Speaker 1: hand fixes gap, But did he? And also why I
Speaker 1: know it was his signature? Look, I know not anymore, pals,
Speaker 1: We'll get a load of this cult. McCoy's had a
Speaker 1: one year deal with the Cardinals. Yeah, you know the
Speaker 1: cult McCoy news actually was probably the most um stunning.
Speaker 1: You don't know what? Stop what? I I can't do
Speaker 1: this anymore. I I can't keep up this charade. Okay,
Speaker 1: this is this is a prank. Um, I'm I'm not
Speaker 1: Mark Sessler, and I'm I'm not Greg Rosenthal. I'm I'm
Speaker 1: actually am I'm m a VP. Some of you may
Speaker 1: know me, um from my past producing work and my
Speaker 1: friendship with with Erica. You're you're not Dan. That's not
Speaker 1: Dan Hansis you're hearing Okay? Sorry, Um, that's Rika Tamposey. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean I kind of figured they might have realized
Speaker 1: that it was like an April fools. I don't know,
Speaker 1: I just like here they are. These listeners are so loyal.
Speaker 1: They click on this link um to an episode and
Speaker 1: all they want is just to hear their their their buddies,
Speaker 1: their guys talking talking ball and what they what do
Speaker 1: they get? But this this nonsense? You know, I just
Speaker 1: I feel bad. I know, it's April Fools, the height
Speaker 1: of comedy. It's sort of where you and I come
Speaker 1: in areka were comedians at the end of the day,
Speaker 1: at the beginning of the day as well, you know
Speaker 1: what I mean, And then that's what we do and
Speaker 1: like we have to take advantage. But I really, I
Speaker 1: just I feel guilty. Yeah, um, I guess for all
Speaker 1: the shadow we leave figures that are listening right now,
Speaker 1: if you're just finding out that this is a prank
Speaker 1: and this really is an a t n Um, I'm sorry,
Speaker 1: and just take a joke. It was a joke. I'm
Speaker 1: sorry as well. I would also suggest you take a joke.
Speaker 1: I don't work there anymore, so, um, you might want
Speaker 1: to take it up with Erica. Yeah, take it up
Speaker 1: with um with producer Erica behind the glass. Yeah, so
Speaker 1: I am remorseful despite do you do you really feel bad? No,
Speaker 1: not at all. Oh, so that you just April fools
Speaker 1: them again? I was kidding. That was a joke of aprils. Gotcha.
Speaker 1: There'll be another episode coming up soon, you guys. Maybe
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