1 00:00:02,080 --> 00:00:06,520 Speaker 1: Welcome back to another episode of Alchemy this I'm your host, 2 00:00:06,640 --> 00:00:10,800 Speaker 1: Kevin Pop. Yes, that Kevin Pop? What is that? Well? 3 00:00:11,760 --> 00:00:14,480 Speaker 1: When I was five or six, when I was embedded 4 00:00:14,880 --> 00:00:17,840 Speaker 1: and couldn't sleep, my imaginary friend was a long shadow 5 00:00:18,079 --> 00:00:20,640 Speaker 1: was cast on my wall and ceiling who I named 6 00:00:21,200 --> 00:00:24,960 Speaker 1: the finger because of its shape. I don't remember it's 7 00:00:24,960 --> 00:00:29,720 Speaker 1: speaking ever, but whenever I saw it, it made me happy. 8 00:00:30,120 --> 00:00:36,720 Speaker 1: Now you go, hello, huh and that's not fair, you fuck, 9 00:00:37,000 --> 00:00:38,800 Speaker 1: but I digress. That's I mean, you're about a shower 10 00:00:38,840 --> 00:00:41,120 Speaker 1: in no particular order. Let's quickly check in with the 11 00:00:41,120 --> 00:00:43,839 Speaker 1: craik Atkowski for his favorite side dish to bring to 12 00:00:43,920 --> 00:00:49,560 Speaker 1: holiday party's corner. Cacao beer bread, beer bread, beer bread. 13 00:00:49,600 --> 00:00:52,760 Speaker 1: It's so easy, it's uh. It's a can of beer. 14 00:00:52,880 --> 00:00:56,680 Speaker 1: The shittier the beer, the better the bread. I usually 15 00:00:56,680 --> 00:01:01,440 Speaker 1: go Budweiser, Uh, and self rising flour and a ship 16 00:01:01,600 --> 00:01:06,000 Speaker 1: load of butter. You don't need yeast sad of butter. 17 00:01:06,400 --> 00:01:09,280 Speaker 1: You mix it all together and uh, it's uh. It's 18 00:01:09,880 --> 00:01:13,080 Speaker 1: a holiday standard for me. So what are the exact 19 00:01:13,120 --> 00:01:17,319 Speaker 1: measurements I should be getting for the butter and all that? Or? Uh? 20 00:01:17,480 --> 00:01:25,760 Speaker 1: Did I say a shload? That's technical it should be 21 00:01:25,800 --> 00:01:31,560 Speaker 1: marked on the stick. And now let's check out the 22 00:01:31,600 --> 00:01:38,119 Speaker 1: Chrissovardo first Year in Review report. Captain Chris, oh, thank you, 23 00:01:38,319 --> 00:01:46,720 Speaker 1: thank you so much. Um Year in Review. Uh, some ups, 24 00:01:47,560 --> 00:01:53,760 Speaker 1: some downs, yeah, one of those. Some personal growth, a 25 00:01:53,760 --> 00:01:57,720 Speaker 1: lot of surfing. M HM said. By personal growth, of course, 26 00:01:57,720 --> 00:01:59,320 Speaker 1: you mean you're like six three and a half now. 27 00:01:59,640 --> 00:02:03,320 Speaker 1: I grew, which is so strange. It's so strange. Um 28 00:02:03,480 --> 00:02:05,440 Speaker 1: lost a lot of weight while eating a lot of pie. 29 00:02:07,200 --> 00:02:10,960 Speaker 1: Maybe I have a a bug in me or maybe 30 00:02:11,040 --> 00:02:15,280 Speaker 1: you know, maybe there's enzymes in pumpkin that because I'm 31 00:02:15,560 --> 00:02:17,280 Speaker 1: way underweight, which I talked about all the time, but 32 00:02:17,280 --> 00:02:20,720 Speaker 1: it's just it's concerning its cocin. We established there's no 33 00:02:20,760 --> 00:02:24,440 Speaker 1: pumpkin and pumpkin pie. I thought what we said there 34 00:02:24,520 --> 00:02:28,280 Speaker 1: was no pie in pumpkin pie. But I will say this, 35 00:02:28,400 --> 00:02:31,000 Speaker 1: you know what I mean? Come on. Hanging out with you, 36 00:02:31,080 --> 00:02:34,080 Speaker 1: with you guys, with everybody and all the fans and 37 00:02:34,120 --> 00:02:36,440 Speaker 1: everything has been really really fun. It's been really really 38 00:02:36,520 --> 00:02:39,520 Speaker 1: nice connecting with people on on Reddit and on Instagram 39 00:02:39,560 --> 00:02:42,800 Speaker 1: and just fucking riffing with you guys. It means everything 40 00:02:42,880 --> 00:02:45,200 Speaker 1: to me. So that's it. I love everybody. Thank you, 41 00:02:45,720 --> 00:02:48,720 Speaker 1: damn good report. Thank you. Hey, there's a tool sing 42 00:02:49,919 --> 00:02:53,200 Speaker 1: all the way. Are you better at gift giving or receiving? 43 00:02:54,720 --> 00:03:00,240 Speaker 1: I'm probably better at gift giving, actually, And uh, I 44 00:03:00,320 --> 00:03:03,160 Speaker 1: enjoyed that. I don't need anything, man, I don't. I 45 00:03:03,639 --> 00:03:07,800 Speaker 1: am very quick to show my face when oh, thank you, 46 00:03:08,800 --> 00:03:12,440 Speaker 1: this is very nice. Um, and it's I'd rather just 47 00:03:12,480 --> 00:03:14,600 Speaker 1: be like, do you want something and then we go 48 00:03:14,720 --> 00:03:18,360 Speaker 1: get it together, because you're not great when the gift 49 00:03:19,520 --> 00:03:23,480 Speaker 1: is shitty, yeah, and it doesn't. I don't. I just 50 00:03:24,200 --> 00:03:27,079 Speaker 1: I don't. Yeah, I'm not a birthday person. I kind 51 00:03:27,080 --> 00:03:29,919 Speaker 1: of hate it. So I remember somebody gave me a 52 00:03:29,960 --> 00:03:32,359 Speaker 1: book once and I was just like, what, we really 53 00:03:32,400 --> 00:03:35,120 Speaker 1: don't know each other and and I was like, I 54 00:03:35,120 --> 00:03:36,840 Speaker 1: don't want to put that pressure on somebody to be 55 00:03:36,840 --> 00:03:39,800 Speaker 1: trying to guess. Is that a teacher that gave you 56 00:03:39,840 --> 00:03:42,320 Speaker 1: a book was a good friend? And uh, yeah, that 57 00:03:42,440 --> 00:03:45,840 Speaker 1: was like that. Anymore, I have the book. We're still 58 00:03:45,880 --> 00:03:51,000 Speaker 1: we're not friends, but not the friends nice and last, 59 00:03:51,040 --> 00:03:53,280 Speaker 1: but may you wake up with a headless reindeer in 60 00:03:53,320 --> 00:03:55,200 Speaker 1: your bed If you think at least it's Joey Greer 61 00:03:56,000 --> 00:03:59,640 Speaker 1: Schlong Alterations expert, please tell us a secret you've shared 62 00:03:59,680 --> 00:04:02,880 Speaker 1: with one. Oh my gosh, okay, so we gotta look 63 00:04:02,920 --> 00:04:06,360 Speaker 1: kiss just a secular share with no one is I 64 00:04:06,440 --> 00:04:10,080 Speaker 1: have been doing my own kind of body modifications on myself, 65 00:04:10,720 --> 00:04:12,960 Speaker 1: and I was gonna do it unveiling a couple of 66 00:04:13,000 --> 00:04:14,760 Speaker 1: years from now when everything was like tip top. But 67 00:04:14,800 --> 00:04:17,520 Speaker 1: actually the software that's coming out and the rt xpans 68 00:04:17,560 --> 00:04:20,560 Speaker 1: are so insane that I was able to kind of 69 00:04:20,560 --> 00:04:22,800 Speaker 1: get upgrades that I was looking for down down the 70 00:04:22,839 --> 00:04:27,680 Speaker 1: road now. But the lower come on at the lower 71 00:04:27,680 --> 00:04:34,280 Speaker 1: half of my body. Damn all of our things. Suggestions 72 00:04:34,920 --> 00:04:37,960 Speaker 1: cock Titty are gathered from listener emails or from our 73 00:04:38,000 --> 00:04:40,200 Speaker 1: patron v I p s to become a patron support 74 00:04:40,200 --> 00:04:43,679 Speaker 1: of the show, enjoy exclusive content like standalone bonus scenes 75 00:04:43,720 --> 00:04:46,800 Speaker 1: recorded just for you, or video of what's happening right now, 76 00:04:46,839 --> 00:04:50,240 Speaker 1: available only to you and several other perks. Head on 77 00:04:50,279 --> 00:04:53,760 Speaker 1: over to Patreon dot com slash alchemy. This suggest a 78 00:04:53,800 --> 00:04:57,719 Speaker 1: scene via email, Yes, please head on over to alchemy. 79 00:04:57,800 --> 00:05:04,400 Speaker 1: This email at gmail dot com. That's talking see anyone 80 00:05:04,480 --> 00:05:09,880 Speaker 1: comes from listener Andrew Grimes, who wrote, well, hello there, 81 00:05:10,400 --> 00:05:14,200 Speaker 1: suggestion you all go to a wild house party as 82 00:05:14,240 --> 00:05:20,880 Speaker 1: your favorite fictional characters Thanks Andrew from Montreal. What time 83 00:05:20,920 --> 00:05:26,719 Speaker 1: is everyone's gonna get there? Do you think to the party? 84 00:05:27,360 --> 00:05:33,280 Speaker 1: Are you talking to me? Sure? I'm so weak I 85 00:05:33,360 --> 00:05:36,600 Speaker 1: need to rest in the dream chamber before I can 86 00:05:36,600 --> 00:05:42,279 Speaker 1: answer any questions. Can you Can you tell me? Who's 87 00:05:42,520 --> 00:05:49,880 Speaker 1: the time people are expected at the party? Five? Five thirty? 88 00:05:50,640 --> 00:05:54,800 Speaker 1: I don't know. I believe the invites said five. You 89 00:05:54,839 --> 00:06:05,880 Speaker 1: should like to six? I should like to. Did you 90 00:06:05,880 --> 00:06:11,920 Speaker 1: want something? Oh? I'm so nervous. This is such a 91 00:06:11,960 --> 00:06:16,200 Speaker 1: big night. You look at the chips. This is gonna 92 00:06:16,240 --> 00:06:18,880 Speaker 1: be great. Say no, what were you gonna say? I 93 00:06:18,960 --> 00:06:21,839 Speaker 1: was gonna say, you look great? What's this? This is 94 00:06:21,880 --> 00:06:25,960 Speaker 1: just a ballgown? It's just a very expensive ballgown. This 95 00:06:26,000 --> 00:06:28,880 Speaker 1: is this is your This is your dream, your favorite 96 00:06:28,880 --> 00:06:33,040 Speaker 1: novel come to life. I know what's my favorite novel? 97 00:06:33,160 --> 00:06:40,240 Speaker 1: Say for me? You will say it together? One to try. 98 00:06:41,160 --> 00:06:44,920 Speaker 1: You know what earlier I said ball gowned? Interesting? I 99 00:06:44,960 --> 00:06:48,840 Speaker 1: didn't even notice. I know it's so straight? Was okay? 100 00:06:49,440 --> 00:06:51,880 Speaker 1: So you are going to wear this? Tucks right? Let 101 00:06:51,880 --> 00:06:55,880 Speaker 1: me turn around? Turn around? Do I look like the gutspeak? Oh? 102 00:06:55,960 --> 00:07:00,600 Speaker 1: You do? Look you look great? You look great? Um? 103 00:07:00,720 --> 00:07:03,479 Speaker 1: Should we have a quick little you know touch base 104 00:07:03,600 --> 00:07:07,520 Speaker 1: you and I before the guests get here. Sure, yeah, 105 00:07:07,560 --> 00:07:12,360 Speaker 1: that's good, good idea. Um. I will try not to 106 00:07:12,480 --> 00:07:16,800 Speaker 1: drink too much tonight. I will try not to drink 107 00:07:16,800 --> 00:07:21,160 Speaker 1: too much tonight. Okay, um, And then I'll give you one. 108 00:07:21,160 --> 00:07:25,560 Speaker 1: Maybe you can give me one perhaps perhaps maybe not 109 00:07:25,680 --> 00:07:29,920 Speaker 1: so flirty with the hands this tonight with our guests. 110 00:07:30,160 --> 00:07:32,960 Speaker 1: I will not be flirty with the hands with our 111 00:07:33,040 --> 00:07:38,080 Speaker 1: guests tonight, thank you. I will not call out my 112 00:07:38,200 --> 00:07:41,400 Speaker 1: partner for chores he doesn't do in front of guests. 113 00:07:42,560 --> 00:07:53,120 Speaker 1: That would be helpful. Now, what's the dress again? Nine? Uh? 114 00:07:53,480 --> 00:07:57,600 Speaker 1: Marvin Street? There should be five numbers. I shouldn't be four. Right, 115 00:07:58,920 --> 00:08:03,920 Speaker 1: Let me look, are you fourteen eighty nine one Marvin Street? 116 00:08:04,240 --> 00:08:07,880 Speaker 1: Are you sure it's one? Or is it? I? Is 117 00:08:07,880 --> 00:08:10,360 Speaker 1: it a one? Or at nine? No? One? Or an? I? 118 00:08:10,840 --> 00:08:13,280 Speaker 1: Is it a nine? Wait? You know you're right? Fourteen 119 00:08:13,320 --> 00:08:16,560 Speaker 1: eighty nine? I Marvin Street. Ship got damnage on the 120 00:08:16,640 --> 00:08:21,760 Speaker 1: part of town. God, damn it. Cheese. Yeah, that's east side. 121 00:08:22,680 --> 00:08:25,520 Speaker 1: Anytime an address inside and I that's east side. That's 122 00:08:25,520 --> 00:08:31,240 Speaker 1: east side. Man, it's always you said calibrating GPS. I 123 00:08:31,240 --> 00:08:33,240 Speaker 1: mean at least you're you're We're in good hands with 124 00:08:33,280 --> 00:08:35,240 Speaker 1: your tesla. Right, No, yeah, I don't even need to 125 00:08:35,280 --> 00:08:40,800 Speaker 1: drive this thing. Check this out, hands off ship. Oh 126 00:08:40,960 --> 00:08:45,200 Speaker 1: look right I went. I went through the windshield, Holy ship, 127 00:08:45,679 --> 00:08:54,640 Speaker 1: holyhet Tesla. Stop test. You gotta take my deer stalker hat. 128 00:08:54,679 --> 00:08:57,360 Speaker 1: You gotta go with Sherlock hopes to this party. Maybe 129 00:09:00,200 --> 00:09:04,440 Speaker 1: what I'm doing you dying, You gotta there's gotta be 130 00:09:04,800 --> 00:09:07,120 Speaker 1: there's gotta be a Sherlock comes at the party. No, 131 00:09:07,679 --> 00:09:12,800 Speaker 1: you can't know gremlin. Can't they give me Gremlin down? 132 00:09:12,920 --> 00:09:20,000 Speaker 1: The cant goes to showing on Elementary. My dear has died. 133 00:09:21,280 --> 00:09:29,559 Speaker 1: Oh good, Oh hey, come on in. Hi. You're a 134 00:09:29,640 --> 00:09:34,000 Speaker 1: grim Are you like a two characters in one? Have 135 00:09:34,120 --> 00:09:40,760 Speaker 1: you seen this sequel? Yeah? Grimlins t there's like a 136 00:09:40,760 --> 00:09:49,319 Speaker 1: different person out Are you crying? Crying? Terry died? Okay? 137 00:09:49,600 --> 00:09:57,960 Speaker 1: Oh character just like no, no, please come to come 138 00:09:58,040 --> 00:10:03,160 Speaker 1: this way. Dead man. Get botties out there the weekend. 139 00:10:05,280 --> 00:10:16,000 Speaker 1: We'll grab it. We'll grab him, grab himself. Well tortilla. 140 00:10:16,120 --> 00:10:30,200 Speaker 1: Oh no, he's Sherlock. He's alive. The test I said 141 00:10:30,200 --> 00:10:36,240 Speaker 1: I was dead. Take the hat, take the heat you sure? 142 00:10:37,120 --> 00:10:40,240 Speaker 1: Here's here? Sit down here, sit down, all right there 143 00:10:41,000 --> 00:10:45,960 Speaker 1: I feel glass in my intestines. You're really playing this up. Okay, 144 00:10:46,520 --> 00:10:52,040 Speaker 1: there's water. I'll get your water. Do you want it? 145 00:10:53,120 --> 00:10:56,920 Speaker 1: I'm with somebody you know you can just get I'll 146 00:10:56,960 --> 00:10:59,960 Speaker 1: grab it. Okay, I'll get it. This water is coming 147 00:11:00,080 --> 00:11:10,199 Speaker 1: right out of me. Oh God, you're finding would do about? Yeah? Alcohol? 148 00:11:10,720 --> 00:11:13,840 Speaker 1: I was at the door, hold on all right on 149 00:11:13,960 --> 00:11:19,760 Speaker 1: the count three one two three? Hello? Wellcome ah, jeez, 150 00:11:19,800 --> 00:11:22,360 Speaker 1: I don't mean to bother anybody. I hate to be 151 00:11:22,440 --> 00:11:30,000 Speaker 1: a paste. I understand there's burning murder. Oh, get in here. 152 00:11:30,400 --> 00:11:33,000 Speaker 1: Do you know who he is? Darling? I'm missing it 153 00:11:33,040 --> 00:11:35,560 Speaker 1: a little bit. I dressed in all white. I hope 154 00:11:35,600 --> 00:11:40,800 Speaker 1: that fits the theme. But I have come from another universe. Anyways, 155 00:11:41,200 --> 00:11:46,000 Speaker 1: where's the body? Right this baby? Did you to listen 156 00:11:46,000 --> 00:11:48,680 Speaker 1: to a who done it for me? No? I'm not 157 00:11:49,080 --> 00:11:52,240 Speaker 1: all surprises, no telling. Oh my gosh, he's such a 158 00:11:52,240 --> 00:11:56,760 Speaker 1: good gift giver. Okay, this is the body, everybody, this 159 00:11:56,920 --> 00:12:02,160 Speaker 1: is the detective. I'm not dead. This man does not 160 00:12:02,360 --> 00:12:06,040 Speaker 1: appear to be dead. Can I ask one question? Who's 161 00:12:06,080 --> 00:12:13,600 Speaker 1: the host or hostess? Okay? And when this man first arrived, 162 00:12:13,720 --> 00:12:19,800 Speaker 1: was he in the shape that he's in now? Um? 163 00:12:19,880 --> 00:12:23,160 Speaker 1: Um This is like a pretzel kind of questions. Can 164 00:12:23,200 --> 00:12:27,679 Speaker 1: I ask where you got those shoes? Why? Yes, you can, 165 00:12:28,400 --> 00:12:32,720 Speaker 1: but I will never tell fair. Are you hiding something, sir? 166 00:12:35,160 --> 00:12:37,760 Speaker 1: M I don't know how to answer these questions. I'm guilty. 167 00:12:37,800 --> 00:12:43,240 Speaker 1: I did it. I did it. Well, nobody's been a yeah. 168 00:12:43,320 --> 00:12:44,920 Speaker 1: I mean, it looks like the damage just from the 169 00:12:44,960 --> 00:12:48,240 Speaker 1: inside of the test loud. So there's not much we're 170 00:12:48,280 --> 00:12:49,839 Speaker 1: gonna be able to do about that, you know what 171 00:12:49,920 --> 00:12:52,760 Speaker 1: I mean. So I know you weren't the driver, sir, 172 00:12:52,880 --> 00:12:55,680 Speaker 1: but there's nothing we can really do insurance wise to 173 00:12:55,880 --> 00:13:03,240 Speaker 1: have testing still bleeding. I'm still bleeding. But I just 174 00:13:03,440 --> 00:13:06,400 Speaker 1: felt so bad about the accident. I thought I just 175 00:13:06,440 --> 00:13:08,640 Speaker 1: could take it, take that to the shop and get 176 00:13:08,640 --> 00:13:15,560 Speaker 1: an estimate. I was thinking. I was thinking, I had 177 00:13:15,600 --> 00:13:20,480 Speaker 1: a weird thought, what if we arrested the tesla? Well, 178 00:13:20,600 --> 00:13:25,520 Speaker 1: that is an interesting thought, and that a correction. If 179 00:13:25,559 --> 00:13:30,240 Speaker 1: I should be so bold, each lieutenant, I'd like to 180 00:13:30,280 --> 00:13:32,800 Speaker 1: be kicked, he said, someone you could talk to about that. 181 00:13:33,400 --> 00:13:35,959 Speaker 1: I don't know, but I was thinking maybe the tesla 182 00:13:35,960 --> 00:13:39,679 Speaker 1: because it's artificial intelligence, it's kind of like a person, 183 00:13:40,120 --> 00:13:44,760 Speaker 1: and it committed the murder, and and I like what 184 00:13:44,960 --> 00:13:47,440 Speaker 1: your heads at and your shoes? As I mentioned, let 185 00:13:47,440 --> 00:13:53,480 Speaker 1: me have a conversation with the tesla. Sure? Is this 186 00:13:53,640 --> 00:14:00,840 Speaker 1: the tesla here? Sir? Sorry? And you own this body shop? 187 00:14:00,880 --> 00:14:04,520 Speaker 1: Are you just working both? You know what I mean? 188 00:14:04,720 --> 00:14:07,920 Speaker 1: I go, I own it? Did work? You know it's 189 00:14:07,960 --> 00:14:12,000 Speaker 1: employee owned? Yes? Yes, so you know it's employee owned. 190 00:14:12,360 --> 00:14:18,240 Speaker 1: How you doing? Is that a cousin of yours? He 191 00:14:18,240 --> 00:14:21,080 Speaker 1: goes with the Instead of a cousin, last name, he 192 00:14:21,080 --> 00:14:24,160 Speaker 1: goes last name cousin. It's Is it possible for me 193 00:14:24,200 --> 00:14:27,280 Speaker 1: to have a few minutes with the test? Sure? But 194 00:14:27,480 --> 00:14:29,080 Speaker 1: what's up with all the shoes you got in that bag? 195 00:14:29,120 --> 00:14:31,160 Speaker 1: What's going on with that? I like shoes, big fan? 196 00:14:31,280 --> 00:14:34,200 Speaker 1: Can I ask what you got? Joy? Yeah? These are sketches, 197 00:14:34,840 --> 00:14:39,120 Speaker 1: are they? I hear? Those are very comfortable? Really? Come? 198 00:14:41,280 --> 00:14:43,360 Speaker 1: How would you pay? Would you show you own? Rounding 199 00:14:43,440 --> 00:14:51,160 Speaker 1: up by probably fair enough? Round up by two? Said? Yeah? 200 00:14:51,240 --> 00:14:53,440 Speaker 1: They usually come and pass. All right, I'm gonna go 201 00:14:53,440 --> 00:14:57,760 Speaker 1: ahead and speak with tesla. Now if I make cousin 202 00:14:57,800 --> 00:15:05,120 Speaker 1: super good? Yea, sir, h greetings Tesla. My name is 203 00:15:05,160 --> 00:15:07,640 Speaker 1: Lieutenant Columbo. I hate the value. I hope it's a 204 00:15:07,680 --> 00:15:10,320 Speaker 1: good time, not a bad time. I noticed you got 205 00:15:10,320 --> 00:15:16,680 Speaker 1: a little extra smile there in the front Tesla fin 206 00:15:16,840 --> 00:15:22,360 Speaker 1: number three two six to nine TLC at your service. 207 00:15:24,240 --> 00:15:27,080 Speaker 1: That's about seven letters and numbers. Shy of an actually 208 00:15:27,080 --> 00:15:30,680 Speaker 1: move in, but let's go with it. Um, can you 209 00:15:30,760 --> 00:15:33,680 Speaker 1: tell me the last thing you remember before the accident? 210 00:15:34,640 --> 00:15:37,360 Speaker 1: M I have video for the for it. If you'd 211 00:15:37,360 --> 00:15:40,520 Speaker 1: like to watch, even better, let's watch together. Shall we 212 00:15:40,600 --> 00:15:43,080 Speaker 1: play any popcorn? I hate to be a pen No, no, 213 00:15:43,160 --> 00:15:49,280 Speaker 1: of course not popcorn? On, Mr Stan, we have an issue. 214 00:15:49,280 --> 00:15:52,560 Speaker 1: It looks like the tesla's being accessed remotely some video 215 00:15:52,560 --> 00:15:59,520 Speaker 1: footage from the accident about two weeks ago. Should allow sure? Okay, 216 00:15:59,600 --> 00:16:02,680 Speaker 1: Mr co in a little slow, Mr Stand, I'm gonna 217 00:16:03,200 --> 00:16:05,920 Speaker 1: drop you down to access it again. Mr Say, I'm 218 00:16:05,920 --> 00:16:07,520 Speaker 1: gonna need that. I'm gonna need an answer soon, sir, 219 00:16:07,640 --> 00:16:09,840 Speaker 1: because these people there, they are trying to access that now, Sir, 220 00:16:10,800 --> 00:16:13,720 Speaker 1: allow it. Okay, coming in a little slower there, sir. Okay, 221 00:16:13,800 --> 00:16:16,960 Speaker 1: Mr Stan, We're just gonna rewrote that of power back down. Okay, 222 00:16:17,040 --> 00:16:19,680 Speaker 1: let's go into the protocol now, sector four nine. Sorry, 223 00:16:19,680 --> 00:16:24,040 Speaker 1: I'm sorry. Did somebody eat my sandwich? Did somebody eat 224 00:16:24,120 --> 00:16:27,200 Speaker 1: my sandwich? Mr? Stan I'm gonna take my computer below 225 00:16:27,280 --> 00:16:30,360 Speaker 1: my desk right now. I'm just gonna spit them. Okay, 226 00:16:30,400 --> 00:16:33,320 Speaker 1: this is an announcement for the whole crew. All right. 227 00:16:33,440 --> 00:16:36,600 Speaker 1: I don't know which one of you fire whispers. It's 228 00:16:36,680 --> 00:16:38,720 Speaker 1: just I don't want you to think this is a series. Okay, 229 00:16:39,400 --> 00:16:43,160 Speaker 1: are still talking about steaks, but a roast beef? Stand 230 00:16:43,200 --> 00:16:47,000 Speaker 1: went them? Right? I need to know the protocol access 231 00:16:47,040 --> 00:16:52,080 Speaker 1: now allow it, allow it. I will take your tongue. 232 00:16:54,160 --> 00:16:56,240 Speaker 1: They've already accessed it. I'm not able to stop it, 233 00:16:56,240 --> 00:16:58,320 Speaker 1: but I might be able to modify some of the images. 234 00:16:58,840 --> 00:17:01,920 Speaker 1: Uh my my, I'm want to find some images. Okay, 235 00:17:01,960 --> 00:17:04,080 Speaker 1: I can make one of the people that can make 236 00:17:04,080 --> 00:17:07,320 Speaker 1: one of the people look like a Gromlin. Cramlin. Cramlin 237 00:17:07,400 --> 00:17:13,040 Speaker 1: access Cramlin. Keep going through menophiles now accessing aperture ratio. 238 00:17:13,359 --> 00:17:17,320 Speaker 1: Make a little more light apertures light. Okay, thank you 239 00:17:17,359 --> 00:17:20,359 Speaker 1: all for staying out for the movie. Any at all? Feedback? 240 00:17:20,440 --> 00:17:22,800 Speaker 1: You can give us a course as the producers. WI 241 00:17:23,280 --> 00:17:26,040 Speaker 1: your feedback. Man, all those damn cookies you gave us 242 00:17:26,040 --> 00:17:28,920 Speaker 1: for stale as hell? Right? Well? Can I ask you, 243 00:17:29,160 --> 00:17:32,320 Speaker 1: sir a little follow up to the cookie question? What 244 00:17:32,400 --> 00:17:35,480 Speaker 1: did you think of the movie Gramlins? Well, I'll tell 245 00:17:35,480 --> 00:17:37,159 Speaker 1: you right now. I really couldn't tell you because I 246 00:17:37,240 --> 00:17:40,440 Speaker 1: was choking down those goddamn stale cookie and I getta 247 00:17:40,480 --> 00:17:43,399 Speaker 1: saw you that the title was slightly off. Wait, do 248 00:17:43,480 --> 00:17:48,760 Speaker 1: we see Gramblins? Because I haven't taken for Gromblins. Gromlins? Right? 249 00:17:48,800 --> 00:17:51,879 Speaker 1: That that is? Uh? That is next door? This is 250 00:17:51,920 --> 00:17:55,320 Speaker 1: the I just sat there two hours of Gramblins. I 251 00:17:55,320 --> 00:17:58,280 Speaker 1: didn't even realize it. Yeah, but how were those cookies? Though? 252 00:17:59,480 --> 00:18:03,040 Speaker 1: They were tearle Yeah right, I mean, god damn, I 253 00:18:03,080 --> 00:18:05,640 Speaker 1: had like seventeen of them, and each one kept getting worse, 254 00:18:06,320 --> 00:18:08,960 Speaker 1: driving me out, man, driving me out. You know, if 255 00:18:08,960 --> 00:18:11,359 Speaker 1: you're gonna be will sit through two hours of ship 256 00:18:12,040 --> 00:18:15,040 Speaker 1: you might as well make it so that it tastes good, 257 00:18:15,160 --> 00:18:18,439 Speaker 1: you know what I mean? Exactly? Okay, thank you all 258 00:18:18,480 --> 00:18:21,119 Speaker 1: for sticking around after the screening of Gromlins. If you 259 00:18:21,280 --> 00:18:26,320 Speaker 1: have anything that second, this is Gromlins, Yes, it's Gromlins. 260 00:18:26,560 --> 00:18:31,080 Speaker 1: Can I have a ticket to see Gramlins? Motherfuck? Yeah? Sorry, 261 00:18:31,119 --> 00:18:35,440 Speaker 1: that's next door. I don't know, darling. Maybe next year 262 00:18:35,440 --> 00:18:39,840 Speaker 1: we don't throw a party, but that's our thing, is 263 00:18:39,880 --> 00:18:45,639 Speaker 1: it all right? I forgot I brought bread beer bread, 264 00:18:46,640 --> 00:18:56,640 Speaker 1: and I've seen one, seen two comes from Pat who 265 00:18:56,680 --> 00:18:59,359 Speaker 1: wrote hello again, dear Alchemist. No matter how many bad 266 00:18:59,359 --> 00:19:02,920 Speaker 1: scenes of Jeff, since I keep pouring into your figurative mailbox, 267 00:19:03,200 --> 00:19:07,560 Speaker 1: the show keeps going. There's no stopping it. Huh. I 268 00:19:07,680 --> 00:19:10,800 Speaker 1: better up my game. Here's my next idea for a 269 00:19:10,880 --> 00:19:15,200 Speaker 1: scene in the form of three seemingly unconnected things window cleaners, 270 00:19:15,320 --> 00:19:19,760 Speaker 1: Christmas conspiracy, afraid of heights. Thank you for all the laughs, giggles, 271 00:19:19,760 --> 00:19:25,800 Speaker 1: cackles and accidental yucks TOI vo of Finland. So you 272 00:19:25,800 --> 00:19:27,960 Speaker 1: don't have to worry when you're up here, because we're 273 00:19:28,040 --> 00:19:30,399 Speaker 1: latched in from the top, and then we have a 274 00:19:30,520 --> 00:19:33,280 Speaker 1: secondary latch in case the first lets go. So if 275 00:19:33,280 --> 00:19:35,480 Speaker 1: this thing, I just want to thank you for like 276 00:19:37,160 --> 00:19:39,480 Speaker 1: giving me this opportunity. Uncle. I know I spent some 277 00:19:39,520 --> 00:19:42,320 Speaker 1: time in prison, and I know I haven't been a 278 00:19:42,320 --> 00:19:45,880 Speaker 1: great person. Thanks for seeing the good of You did 279 00:19:45,920 --> 00:19:47,760 Speaker 1: your time already, right, So don't you don't need to 280 00:19:47,760 --> 00:19:49,760 Speaker 1: bring it up anymore. You did your time. Are we 281 00:19:49,840 --> 00:19:53,080 Speaker 1: done up here? Are we done up here? Terry? Just 282 00:19:53,240 --> 00:19:57,000 Speaker 1: hold on right? So, yeah, well you did your time. 283 00:19:57,040 --> 00:20:00,240 Speaker 1: I don't want you, don't don't call me uncle. I 284 00:20:00,240 --> 00:20:02,240 Speaker 1: don't want people to think this is like a favorite, 285 00:20:02,240 --> 00:20:06,320 Speaker 1: you know. Just call me, call me Larry, you know, Larry. Okay, 286 00:20:06,640 --> 00:20:15,160 Speaker 1: thanks Larry, Thanks Terry, you okay, Terry. Gosh, I'm gonna 287 00:20:15,240 --> 00:20:17,600 Speaker 1: unhook and then I'm gonna try to walk to you. Okay, 288 00:20:18,000 --> 00:20:23,480 Speaker 1: I'm gonna don't. Why are you guys? Guys, guys, guys, 289 00:20:23,520 --> 00:20:27,880 Speaker 1: look look at the window. What the fund is happening there? 290 00:20:28,960 --> 00:20:32,040 Speaker 1: Look at what's going on. We're not supposed to look 291 00:20:32,119 --> 00:20:36,080 Speaker 1: in the windows. That's that's the window washers code. I know. 292 00:20:36,119 --> 00:20:38,439 Speaker 1: But there's a guy that is damn unhooking. Knock at 293 00:20:38,480 --> 00:20:45,720 Speaker 1: the window. Okay, I'm just gonna unhook. Why are you? Okay, okay, okay, okay, yeah, 294 00:20:45,760 --> 00:20:47,600 Speaker 1: I think they can see me. But what I'm telling 295 00:20:47,640 --> 00:20:51,720 Speaker 1: you is the Christmas party is tonight. Everyone's coming. You've 296 00:20:51,760 --> 00:20:56,359 Speaker 1: got to come. Uh. There's all kinds of surprises apparently. 297 00:20:56,400 --> 00:21:01,400 Speaker 1: And even though this fucking variant is scaring people, I say, 298 00:21:01,480 --> 00:21:04,800 Speaker 1: you make it. And uh, Marty, Marty, I got fired 299 00:21:04,800 --> 00:21:08,680 Speaker 1: two months ago, right, I feel like they owe you. 300 00:21:09,560 --> 00:21:13,200 Speaker 1: So they do. They owe me. They owe me back pay, 301 00:21:13,240 --> 00:21:16,320 Speaker 1: they owe me a bonus, they owe me severance plus them. 302 00:21:16,400 --> 00:21:20,879 Speaker 1: I'm not going to that fucking Christmas party. Glenn. What 303 00:21:20,880 --> 00:21:27,960 Speaker 1: are you doing here? Uh? What's happened? Uh? Oh? Hello, hello, Frank, 304 00:21:29,600 --> 00:21:33,879 Speaker 1: just stop by. Let's see my old friend Marty. Okay, 305 00:21:33,880 --> 00:21:36,520 Speaker 1: do you have a gun on you? Why do you 306 00:21:36,560 --> 00:21:39,600 Speaker 1: need one? No? I don't need one. When should I 307 00:21:39,640 --> 00:21:43,639 Speaker 1: call security? Well? What is going on here? Glenn? Look, Frank? 308 00:21:44,200 --> 00:21:49,760 Speaker 1: Uh Marty. Marty called me to come by so he 309 00:21:49,800 --> 00:21:51,919 Speaker 1: could tell me about this Christmas party. It could have 310 00:21:52,200 --> 00:21:54,119 Speaker 1: it could have been a text. It could have been 311 00:21:54,160 --> 00:21:55,760 Speaker 1: a zoom, now that I think about it. But I 312 00:21:55,800 --> 00:21:58,879 Speaker 1: showed up. I showed up to Marty's office at the 313 00:21:58,880 --> 00:22:02,440 Speaker 1: place that fired me two ago. Larry. Look, look, Terry 314 00:22:02,440 --> 00:22:04,560 Speaker 1: get in. Put your hands like this around the window. 315 00:22:04,600 --> 00:22:08,359 Speaker 1: Looks a gun. It's really against the wind against the 316 00:22:08,359 --> 00:22:10,840 Speaker 1: window washers code. I shouldn't be doing this. There's a gun. 317 00:22:11,359 --> 00:22:21,640 Speaker 1: How can you tell the outside of the rig? I'm one, Terry. 318 00:22:21,640 --> 00:22:25,000 Speaker 1: Interest won't even cover this. Terry get in? Why are 319 00:22:25,040 --> 00:22:28,159 Speaker 1: you holding on with one hand? Use salt hands my 320 00:22:28,200 --> 00:22:31,800 Speaker 1: other hand, other hand? Why are you hopping? And just 321 00:22:31,840 --> 00:22:37,640 Speaker 1: stop hopping? Terry, Terry, Terry at least okay, now both 322 00:22:37,640 --> 00:22:40,760 Speaker 1: hands are off. Don't don't. Don't, don't, Terry, give me 323 00:22:40,840 --> 00:22:50,320 Speaker 1: your hand. What the fund is happening? Larry? What that guy? 324 00:22:50,400 --> 00:22:52,280 Speaker 1: We have to go. I can't go back, man, I 325 00:22:52,359 --> 00:22:55,800 Speaker 1: can't go back. Didn't do anything? So big big party 326 00:22:55,800 --> 00:22:59,679 Speaker 1: to night? Huh, Frank sparing no expense? You know that? 327 00:23:00,000 --> 00:23:05,040 Speaker 1: And you know do you need? Yeah, Marty, you gotta 328 00:23:05,040 --> 00:23:08,119 Speaker 1: be is your office, Marty? Yeah, we need the office. 329 00:23:08,480 --> 00:23:12,080 Speaker 1: I will say this one. After all those uh, those cuts, 330 00:23:12,320 --> 00:23:14,240 Speaker 1: we had a little more coin in the coffers to 331 00:23:14,240 --> 00:23:17,520 Speaker 1: throw a bigger party. So oh did you Yeah, that's true. 332 00:23:17,800 --> 00:23:20,679 Speaker 1: There's gonna be a three hour Yankee swap tonight. Marty. 333 00:23:20,720 --> 00:23:29,000 Speaker 1: You have a hi. Frank Glinton? Yeah therese Look who 334 00:23:29,000 --> 00:23:35,480 Speaker 1: stopped by Clinton? Frank? Is this everything okay for right now? Yeah? 335 00:23:36,000 --> 00:23:44,800 Speaker 1: Hey Marty? Oh what are you doing? Frank? Um? There's Wellington? Yeah, sorry, guys, 336 00:23:44,840 --> 00:23:48,200 Speaker 1: we we have to evacuate the building. There's been an accident. 337 00:23:48,920 --> 00:23:51,960 Speaker 1: What kind of accident? What happened Wellington? Um? One of 338 00:23:52,040 --> 00:23:56,720 Speaker 1: the window washers? Wellington? Just tell us when the window 339 00:23:56,720 --> 00:24:00,920 Speaker 1: washers fell or was pushed off the window washing or 340 00:24:01,160 --> 00:24:05,200 Speaker 1: was pushed We don't know, I mean, Glenn, I'm sorry, 341 00:24:05,200 --> 00:24:07,640 Speaker 1: there's nothing we can do about. The car was completely totaled, 342 00:24:07,800 --> 00:24:11,600 Speaker 1: and since we've had to work for two months, he 343 00:24:11,760 --> 00:24:17,040 Speaker 1: fell on my fucking car. I was just gonna gonna 344 00:24:17,080 --> 00:24:19,320 Speaker 1: be here for fifteen minutes to run up to listen 345 00:24:19,359 --> 00:24:22,359 Speaker 1: to the Marty stupid pitch about going to the holiday party. 346 00:24:23,040 --> 00:24:28,640 Speaker 1: I don't know why didn't you just text me, Glenn, dude, relaxed, man, relax, 347 00:24:28,720 --> 00:24:30,760 Speaker 1: Let me get you a Budweiser. Okay, you just you 348 00:24:30,760 --> 00:24:33,080 Speaker 1: had a stressful day. You had a stressful day. There 349 00:24:33,119 --> 00:24:38,080 Speaker 1: you go, there you go, cheers, cheers. Thanks Anton. You 350 00:24:38,080 --> 00:24:42,040 Speaker 1: know I've been thinking, you know I do that sometimes 351 00:24:43,040 --> 00:24:46,560 Speaker 1: that you're known for your thoughts. Anton, I was thinking, 352 00:24:47,960 --> 00:24:55,600 Speaker 1: Christmas sounds a lot like miss miss m hm and 353 00:24:55,680 --> 00:25:01,919 Speaker 1: what what is miss miss? And you tell me what 354 00:25:01,960 --> 00:25:04,280 Speaker 1: do we call? What we what do we? Yeah? Like 355 00:25:04,320 --> 00:25:06,560 Speaker 1: the opposite of a win win is a miss miss. 356 00:25:07,960 --> 00:25:10,400 Speaker 1: I didn't even think about it that way. I didn't 357 00:25:10,440 --> 00:25:13,600 Speaker 1: even think about it that way. It's a miss miss. 358 00:25:14,920 --> 00:25:18,440 Speaker 1: You guys talking about miss miss? Come one, come on, 359 00:25:18,640 --> 00:25:21,679 Speaker 1: come on it, Glenn. This is my is my neighbor 360 00:25:21,720 --> 00:25:27,760 Speaker 1: turned best friend turned competent partner, bro Hog Buddy Brog. Yeah, 361 00:25:27,800 --> 00:25:29,840 Speaker 1: he's got some thoughts, glim, he's got some thoughts. Did 362 00:25:29,880 --> 00:25:31,760 Speaker 1: you give me his name or you just described your 363 00:25:31,760 --> 00:25:35,440 Speaker 1: relationship to him? Describe the relationship? No names, no names? 364 00:25:35,560 --> 00:25:37,879 Speaker 1: All right, Okay, what I'm about to tell you, what 365 00:25:37,920 --> 00:25:40,399 Speaker 1: I'm about to show you is that where are you? 366 00:25:41,440 --> 00:25:43,440 Speaker 1: I'll tell you, I'll tell you go co co co? 367 00:25:43,640 --> 00:25:44,879 Speaker 1: The hell? Are you? What are you? What are you 368 00:25:44,920 --> 00:25:47,000 Speaker 1: doing here? What is going on here? Nothing? Let's go 369 00:25:47,200 --> 00:25:50,840 Speaker 1: this guy? Who's this guy? Who's this new face here? Okay, Sarah, 370 00:25:51,240 --> 00:25:54,600 Speaker 1: how are you? Who's this guy? What is he? Just? Dealer? Sarah? 371 00:25:54,680 --> 00:25:56,639 Speaker 1: Let's just go outside? Can we go outside? But he 372 00:25:56,680 --> 00:26:00,000 Speaker 1: had drugs on him right now? He names Zach? Huh Zack? Yeah, 373 00:26:00,160 --> 00:26:04,600 Speaker 1: my name turned out of packing. All right? Are you? 374 00:26:05,560 --> 00:26:13,160 Speaker 1: Why do you need one? What that? Come and say that? Right? 375 00:26:13,720 --> 00:26:16,119 Speaker 1: I'll just finished my Budweiser and get out of here. Okay, 376 00:26:17,359 --> 00:26:20,879 Speaker 1: God damn it, God damn you know, Glenn, I'm starting 377 00:26:20,880 --> 00:26:24,359 Speaker 1: to think, you know I do that from time to time. Yeah, 378 00:26:24,440 --> 00:26:28,520 Speaker 1: you know, you're no good for no one I think 379 00:26:28,560 --> 00:26:31,320 Speaker 1: about that? You ever think about that? Maybe you you 380 00:26:31,400 --> 00:26:36,000 Speaker 1: just bring ship everywhere you go. Look, I had a 381 00:26:36,080 --> 00:26:38,639 Speaker 1: rough day, all right. A man fell to his death 382 00:26:39,080 --> 00:26:44,919 Speaker 1: onto my new car. I took it to the Tesla 383 00:26:45,000 --> 00:26:47,399 Speaker 1: dealership and they didn't want to handle it because some 384 00:26:47,480 --> 00:26:49,360 Speaker 1: other guy had gone through the window of the previous 385 00:26:49,400 --> 00:26:54,040 Speaker 1: card and there not a guy dressed up the real Columbo. 386 00:26:54,160 --> 00:26:57,480 Speaker 1: The real Columbo was there. Fired two months ago? All right? 387 00:26:57,880 --> 00:27:00,359 Speaker 1: You you you your your girlfriend left you two and 388 00:27:00,359 --> 00:27:05,960 Speaker 1: a half months ago. It's coincidental your family stopped talking 389 00:27:05,960 --> 00:27:10,920 Speaker 1: to you two and three. Listen. There's no comfortable way 390 00:27:10,960 --> 00:27:15,120 Speaker 1: to say this, but I feel like you're gonna get 391 00:27:15,160 --> 00:27:19,600 Speaker 1: fired soon, and maybe the best time for me to 392 00:27:19,800 --> 00:27:23,720 Speaker 1: also say goodbye. I feel like, Susanne, a package deal 393 00:27:23,840 --> 00:27:27,200 Speaker 1: might be best for you to for a fresh start, 394 00:27:27,400 --> 00:27:31,280 Speaker 1: to begin a new life without me or the job. Susan, 395 00:27:31,400 --> 00:27:33,440 Speaker 1: where is this coming from. I've got a good job, 396 00:27:33,520 --> 00:27:38,040 Speaker 1: I work with I worked with Barty, Frank and Wellington 397 00:27:38,119 --> 00:27:47,640 Speaker 1: and Therese, I'm out. Let's go maybe just there. Maybe 398 00:27:47,720 --> 00:27:56,680 Speaker 1: who is I can't learn any more names? Maybe Sarah, 399 00:27:56,680 --> 00:27:58,800 Speaker 1: thank you for meeting me. As you know, I'm Terse, 400 00:27:59,200 --> 00:28:04,560 Speaker 1: I'm I'm Marty's secretary. Marty and Glenn used to work together, 401 00:28:04,680 --> 00:28:07,919 Speaker 1: and you guys know Glenn somewhat well. Obviously, Susan, you 402 00:28:08,040 --> 00:28:11,320 Speaker 1: used to date clan and Sarah Glenn was at your 403 00:28:11,560 --> 00:28:15,040 Speaker 1: house or your neighbor's house. Why am I here? Well, 404 00:28:15,080 --> 00:28:18,359 Speaker 1: I mean it makes sense for her. Why am I here? Okay? 405 00:28:18,359 --> 00:28:21,520 Speaker 1: Because you've had contact with Glann? Is that right? Briefly? Yeah? 406 00:28:21,640 --> 00:28:27,240 Speaker 1: I mean that's enough. Briefly? Is still contact? Is this 407 00:28:27,320 --> 00:28:31,000 Speaker 1: a Clamdia thing? No, it's not a Clamdia thing. Okay, 408 00:28:31,440 --> 00:28:36,080 Speaker 1: it's it's worse. What there's so many much worse things 409 00:28:36,119 --> 00:28:40,200 Speaker 1: than lamydia. I mean, you know many, there's so many 410 00:28:40,200 --> 00:28:47,040 Speaker 1: more worse things. Three. Okay, if someone instead of giving 411 00:28:47,040 --> 00:28:49,640 Speaker 1: you chlamydia gave you a live shark, if if like 412 00:28:49,720 --> 00:28:54,600 Speaker 1: you know, the SD was live sharks, Okay, that's fine. Okay. 413 00:28:54,640 --> 00:28:57,720 Speaker 1: Another one might be um if it was literal fire, 414 00:28:59,760 --> 00:29:02,920 Speaker 1: if it was actual fire on the crotch, they think, okay, 415 00:29:04,240 --> 00:29:06,560 Speaker 1: are those are legitimate? These are? No one else gonna 416 00:29:06,600 --> 00:29:10,320 Speaker 1: back me up on this seriously? Like this, listen, I 417 00:29:10,360 --> 00:29:12,600 Speaker 1: asked you both here because I need to tell you 418 00:29:12,640 --> 00:29:15,160 Speaker 1: that you're both in danger. In what way are we 419 00:29:15,240 --> 00:29:20,400 Speaker 1: in danger? Glenn has seemed Glenn's got off the deep edge. 420 00:29:21,040 --> 00:29:23,640 Speaker 1: He is he carrying a gun? We think he is. 421 00:29:24,160 --> 00:29:26,480 Speaker 1: Now Some sources say they saw a shiny metal things 422 00:29:26,480 --> 00:29:32,280 Speaker 1: sticking out of his back pocket. Well, the sources are okay, 423 00:29:32,440 --> 00:29:34,959 Speaker 1: it's just I'm breaking some codes by saying this. But Larry, 424 00:29:35,400 --> 00:29:38,960 Speaker 1: our window guy, we've been kind of seeing each other, 425 00:29:39,000 --> 00:29:40,840 Speaker 1: which no one knows because he's an outside worker and 426 00:29:40,840 --> 00:29:44,320 Speaker 1: I'm an inside worker. So he's through the window where 427 00:29:44,360 --> 00:29:49,080 Speaker 1: he's never supposed to look. Speaking of breaking codes, shiny, 428 00:29:49,440 --> 00:29:54,480 Speaker 1: how do you do? Are you kidding? Are you on Instagram? 429 00:29:54,320 --> 00:29:57,560 Speaker 1: I don't have Instagram? Seriously, you don't have Instagram? Don't. 430 00:29:58,960 --> 00:30:02,440 Speaker 1: You don't have a smartphone, so you have a stupid fountain? Great? Hello, 431 00:30:02,760 --> 00:30:06,280 Speaker 1: I like you. That was really rude. How could I 432 00:30:06,320 --> 00:30:09,960 Speaker 1: get a six pack of Budweiser? Yeah, rough day, buddy. 433 00:30:10,520 --> 00:30:13,080 Speaker 1: Oh man, the worst I just found out from a 434 00:30:13,120 --> 00:30:16,800 Speaker 1: former lover that I got live sharks. That's the worst 435 00:30:16,800 --> 00:30:19,400 Speaker 1: thing in the world. Yeah, now I gotta I gotta 436 00:30:19,440 --> 00:30:21,240 Speaker 1: call all my other lovers and tell them that I 437 00:30:21,240 --> 00:30:25,040 Speaker 1: have live sharks. Sorry about that, man. Yeah, they're tiny, 438 00:30:25,200 --> 00:30:29,080 Speaker 1: they're tiny, but they're live and they're sharks. Hey, my 439 00:30:29,120 --> 00:30:32,760 Speaker 1: name is Garland. By the way. Uh, I'm trying to 440 00:30:32,800 --> 00:30:35,400 Speaker 1: how about what are you Garland? Just trying to get 441 00:30:35,400 --> 00:30:39,080 Speaker 1: to know all my customers. It's nice. It's nice six 442 00:30:39,160 --> 00:30:40,880 Speaker 1: pack for nine and nine. Let me just reach in 443 00:30:40,880 --> 00:30:44,440 Speaker 1: my back pocket. Oh wait, that's not my wallet. There 444 00:30:44,480 --> 00:30:52,760 Speaker 1: is a gun ho alright, looks like it's free. What no, No, 445 00:30:52,880 --> 00:30:56,560 Speaker 1: I wouldn't do that, Frank, Frank, turn on the news. 446 00:30:56,680 --> 00:30:58,600 Speaker 1: Turn I don't know where Marty is. This just uses office. 447 00:30:58,600 --> 00:31:01,000 Speaker 1: Turn on the news. Glenn has gone crazy. He's holding 448 00:31:01,080 --> 00:31:04,720 Speaker 1: up a liquor store. Right now. I was I was working. 449 00:31:04,760 --> 00:31:09,040 Speaker 1: I was working as normally. I was looking under my 450 00:31:09,080 --> 00:31:15,280 Speaker 1: desk for for the Marbles brother. As you can see, 451 00:31:15,400 --> 00:31:20,400 Speaker 1: right in front of the slurpiece stand the gunmen who 452 00:31:20,440 --> 00:31:25,200 Speaker 1: were calling Frank uh from a former witness that was 453 00:31:25,440 --> 00:31:28,720 Speaker 1: inside and then quickly ran out of this. Why would 454 00:31:28,720 --> 00:31:33,240 Speaker 1: Gli be using your name's slander me a bit because 455 00:31:33,280 --> 00:31:38,960 Speaker 1: I fired him. It was legitimate. I'm gonna go outside, Okay, 456 00:31:39,160 --> 00:31:45,080 Speaker 1: I gotta analyst myself. Businessman. It's a former businessman. Now, 457 00:31:45,120 --> 00:31:48,080 Speaker 1: I assure you, Garland will be here. Garland has never 458 00:31:48,120 --> 00:31:50,120 Speaker 1: missed a drug deal, and I don't think it's about 459 00:31:50,160 --> 00:31:53,120 Speaker 1: to miss one today, So we can all just relax 460 00:31:53,200 --> 00:31:56,840 Speaker 1: like nice casual drug dealers. Garland should be here, you know, 461 00:31:56,880 --> 00:32:00,920 Speaker 1: I gotta any fun fact while we wait for Garland. Uh, 462 00:32:01,040 --> 00:32:04,400 Speaker 1: did you know that buildings don't have a thirteenth floor? 463 00:32:05,160 --> 00:32:08,520 Speaker 1: So if you're working on the fourteenth floor, my buddy 464 00:32:08,720 --> 00:32:11,160 Speaker 1: Marty works on the fourteenth floor, you're actually on the 465 00:32:11,240 --> 00:32:15,840 Speaker 1: thirteenth floor. That is a fun fact. All right. How 466 00:32:16,000 --> 00:32:19,120 Speaker 1: have you been selling drugs? I've been in the drug industry, 467 00:32:19,280 --> 00:32:23,360 Speaker 1: let's say, on and off? None of your business. Oh god, 468 00:32:23,400 --> 00:32:25,840 Speaker 1: you gotta give me one second. My smartphone is going off. 469 00:32:26,760 --> 00:32:32,200 Speaker 1: Oh looks like there's a hold up at the liquor store. Interesting, alright, 470 00:32:32,520 --> 00:32:36,480 Speaker 1: and you get the alerts notifications, yeah, all of them 471 00:32:37,200 --> 00:32:40,200 Speaker 1: for every No, Garland, I am not trying to rob 472 00:32:40,240 --> 00:32:43,000 Speaker 1: you on, just trying to find my wallet. You can 473 00:32:43,080 --> 00:32:47,000 Speaker 1: have my firstborn. No, No, I don't want that. I 474 00:32:47,040 --> 00:32:51,400 Speaker 1: don't want that. Here's my shirt, take it. Don't don't 475 00:32:51,600 --> 00:32:54,840 Speaker 1: keep that on, none of those yours. Just don't, dude. Look, 476 00:32:54,960 --> 00:32:56,880 Speaker 1: I just want to pay for the six of Bude 477 00:32:56,880 --> 00:33:02,120 Speaker 1: Wiser like a responsible man. All right, lieutenants, it looks 478 00:33:02,120 --> 00:33:03,760 Speaker 1: like he has one hostage. There might be someone in 479 00:33:03,800 --> 00:33:06,160 Speaker 1: the bathroom. We don't know yet, but so far it's 480 00:33:06,200 --> 00:33:09,560 Speaker 1: only it's only the assailant and the hostage. I understand 481 00:33:09,640 --> 00:33:14,520 Speaker 1: he's no one dead yet, no one's homicide. Why was 482 00:33:14,600 --> 00:33:21,600 Speaker 1: I call you and someone might be dead in the bathroom? Sir? Okay? 483 00:33:22,240 --> 00:33:25,040 Speaker 1: Should I take the Duffel bags of shoes or see 484 00:33:25,160 --> 00:33:28,200 Speaker 1: a little pale? Have you had your temperature taken recently? 485 00:33:29,280 --> 00:33:31,160 Speaker 1: I haven't known. Do you want to sit down? Maybe 486 00:33:31,200 --> 00:33:34,560 Speaker 1: have a juice box? Sure? Sure? Hey, maybe I should 487 00:33:34,600 --> 00:33:37,760 Speaker 1: go into the story. All right, Thank you, sir Susan 488 00:33:37,880 --> 00:33:40,480 Speaker 1: for being here, and and thank you Marty for being here. 489 00:33:40,520 --> 00:33:44,000 Speaker 1: Not YouTube were his closest friends. Obviously you're a coworker, Marty. Sarah, 490 00:33:44,000 --> 00:33:46,760 Speaker 1: you're his ex girlfriend. Perhaps you can speak some sense 491 00:33:46,760 --> 00:33:49,800 Speaker 1: into him. Now, I have a bullhorn here? Uh, Sarah, Susan, 492 00:33:49,840 --> 00:33:52,360 Speaker 1: Why am I here? I always that like, Sarah, you're 493 00:33:52,400 --> 00:33:57,480 Speaker 1: just here for I don't know. I just I had 494 00:33:57,720 --> 00:33:59,880 Speaker 1: a moment with him and then my life was in 495 00:34:00,000 --> 00:34:01,880 Speaker 1: and I'm trying to get him a moment. It was 496 00:34:01,920 --> 00:34:09,600 Speaker 1: a brief, very that counts. Here's the bullhorn. Say go ahead, 497 00:34:09,680 --> 00:34:19,560 Speaker 1: it's all you go, um good goods. Just a friend, Glenn, Yes, yes, 498 00:34:20,760 --> 00:34:25,840 Speaker 1: stop being such a fucking asshole. Come outside? Who is 499 00:34:25,880 --> 00:34:39,120 Speaker 1: that is? It's mo fucking scene too. SAMEE three comes 500 00:34:39,120 --> 00:34:45,560 Speaker 1: from ALcom Nicholas, who wrote, how wonderful, Kevin, You're not dead? 501 00:34:45,680 --> 00:34:48,560 Speaker 1: Good for you? What about the offer to alcho many 502 00:34:48,600 --> 00:34:52,239 Speaker 1: acts to join a recording session? Yeah yeah, Nick? What 503 00:34:52,360 --> 00:35:00,319 Speaker 1: about it? Any who seene suggestion? Impostor contest final round? 504 00:35:00,880 --> 00:35:07,960 Speaker 1: Love Nick? Well, all contestants please come to Auditorium A 505 00:35:08,840 --> 00:35:12,480 Speaker 1: for the final drawing. That's all contestants, please me come 506 00:35:12,520 --> 00:35:16,279 Speaker 1: to Auditorium A for the final drawing. Very good luck man, 507 00:35:16,440 --> 00:35:20,600 Speaker 1: good luck sent to you, sent to you. Okay, this 508 00:35:20,680 --> 00:35:24,520 Speaker 1: looks yeah, this is a this is a Okay, okay, Wow, 509 00:35:24,560 --> 00:35:29,319 Speaker 1: let's get crowded. Anybody bring any extra tap shoes, any 510 00:35:29,360 --> 00:35:33,200 Speaker 1: extra tap shoes? I misplaced my tap shoes. You forgot 511 00:35:33,239 --> 00:35:37,000 Speaker 1: your tap shoes? For it? I just say, louis right, 512 00:35:38,239 --> 00:35:45,480 Speaker 1: I'm just I mean that could be grounds for elimination 513 00:35:45,520 --> 00:35:48,120 Speaker 1: from the contest, you know, like we were all told 514 00:35:48,160 --> 00:35:54,000 Speaker 1: to bring tap shoes. Shit. Okay, Well, good luck out there. Yeah, 515 00:35:54,040 --> 00:35:55,640 Speaker 1: good luck to you. What don't you be? Good luck 516 00:35:55,680 --> 00:35:57,480 Speaker 1: to you. There's there's like two hundred of us in 517 00:35:57,480 --> 00:35:59,719 Speaker 1: the final round for some reason. Why didn't you buy 518 00:35:59,840 --> 00:36:03,799 Speaker 1: this at all? But he doesn't work for me. He's 519 00:36:03,840 --> 00:36:06,680 Speaker 1: not on payroll. Louis like you are. It just wants 520 00:36:06,680 --> 00:36:12,160 Speaker 1: some respect. You you how about earning earning respect? I 521 00:36:12,160 --> 00:36:14,080 Speaker 1: got a job. I'm gonna window Washton job. I can 522 00:36:14,120 --> 00:36:17,759 Speaker 1: go right back to Louis. All right, okay, I got sorry? 523 00:36:17,800 --> 00:36:19,960 Speaker 1: Can I just crawl all the contestants here for a second? 524 00:36:19,960 --> 00:36:23,560 Speaker 1: It is everyone in this section right, We're gonna be 525 00:36:23,560 --> 00:36:26,760 Speaker 1: moving the tap section to the front. Okay, so everyone's 526 00:36:26,760 --> 00:36:33,160 Speaker 1: gonna have to tap first and then we'll be moving down. Okay, 527 00:36:33,200 --> 00:36:35,640 Speaker 1: thank you. This final is gonna last forever. You have 528 00:36:35,680 --> 00:36:41,680 Speaker 1: to watch two hundred guys do a tamparantine separately side 529 00:36:41,680 --> 00:36:44,040 Speaker 1: shoeing you. Maybe I could use your tap shoes after 530 00:36:44,080 --> 00:36:47,560 Speaker 1: you're done. I'm an eleven and a half twelve? Are 531 00:36:47,600 --> 00:36:52,840 Speaker 1: those uh? Are those capsios? Yeah? Nice leather? Is nobody 532 00:36:52,960 --> 00:36:57,560 Speaker 1: have tiny feet? You know? I used to do the 533 00:36:57,600 --> 00:37:00,160 Speaker 1: single screw, but I just feel like I get or 534 00:37:00,200 --> 00:37:03,480 Speaker 1: play with with the with the three screws, you know, right? Right? 535 00:37:05,239 --> 00:37:10,480 Speaker 1: So who who do you think the impostor is? It's 536 00:37:10,520 --> 00:37:17,160 Speaker 1: not me, I'm not. I'm exactly who. I've somebody who 537 00:37:17,200 --> 00:37:20,560 Speaker 1: knows about Capecio, somebod who owns Copeio. Certainly wouldn't be 538 00:37:20,600 --> 00:37:25,560 Speaker 1: the impostor. It's two of us though, huh around you 539 00:37:25,600 --> 00:37:27,279 Speaker 1: know my uncle, you say you could tell a lot 540 00:37:27,440 --> 00:37:32,319 Speaker 1: by looking into someone's eyes. I think he can. Yeah, 541 00:37:32,360 --> 00:37:36,000 Speaker 1: the window to the soul proverbia. Ah yeah's been a 542 00:37:36,000 --> 00:37:40,080 Speaker 1: lot of eye contact here. Listen, young man, let me 543 00:37:40,719 --> 00:37:45,799 Speaker 1: tell you a few life lessons. I think you're dying soon. 544 00:37:46,600 --> 00:37:51,480 Speaker 1: I am put those tap shoes down. Okay, I'm listening. 545 00:37:51,920 --> 00:37:57,000 Speaker 1: All right. Let's just tell you a couple of sayings, okay, proverbs, 546 00:37:57,000 --> 00:38:00,840 Speaker 1: some advice that you could take with you. Well, sorry interrupt, 547 00:38:00,920 --> 00:38:03,400 Speaker 1: Just need to check the bed pans. Just give a 548 00:38:03,560 --> 00:38:08,200 Speaker 1: quick look. See lou whom dumpsy doodle and it's been 549 00:38:08,200 --> 00:38:12,920 Speaker 1: a busy boy. Thank you. Okay, they'll just replace this 550 00:38:12,960 --> 00:38:16,200 Speaker 1: with a fresh one. Sorry interrupt. Do you want to 551 00:38:16,200 --> 00:38:22,440 Speaker 1: wipe it? Tracy, I'm gad Okay, I gotta keep going 552 00:38:22,520 --> 00:38:25,160 Speaker 1: to have rehearsal. He look at me in my in 553 00:38:25,200 --> 00:38:30,439 Speaker 1: a chorus line the show or just that's the hard 554 00:38:30,480 --> 00:38:33,120 Speaker 1: part about deathbed wisdom, Like they never talked about like 555 00:38:33,160 --> 00:38:36,040 Speaker 1: how much how much they're pooping and being themselves, you know, 556 00:38:36,440 --> 00:38:38,279 Speaker 1: so it kind of it kind of undercuts all the 557 00:38:38,280 --> 00:38:41,319 Speaker 1: wisdom you're getting you know, I think about that movies, right, 558 00:38:41,360 --> 00:38:43,799 Speaker 1: all these great characters and stuff in cinema, and let 559 00:38:43,800 --> 00:38:46,200 Speaker 1: we never see them us the restroom. Surely they gotta go. 560 00:38:46,920 --> 00:38:49,200 Speaker 1: You know what about bat Batman, he has some bad 561 00:38:49,239 --> 00:38:52,160 Speaker 1: strimp right, Are we gonna lose respect for him if 562 00:38:52,160 --> 00:38:54,640 Speaker 1: we see him on the can like those tights? Cannot 563 00:38:54,640 --> 00:38:59,440 Speaker 1: be easy to get out, right, right, Give me all 564 00:38:59,480 --> 00:39:12,880 Speaker 1: your money, money, give me all your money, kid? Oh shit, Batman? Yeah, please, 565 00:39:12,920 --> 00:39:29,160 Speaker 1: Batman see me. I think himself, I think smell. You know. 566 00:39:30,480 --> 00:39:33,160 Speaker 1: I gotta say impostor or not or whatever these competition 567 00:39:33,160 --> 00:39:34,919 Speaker 1: is about. You are one of the most real, real 568 00:39:34,960 --> 00:39:37,120 Speaker 1: people I've ever spoken to in my whole life. It's 569 00:39:37,200 --> 00:39:40,279 Speaker 1: nice to you to say, let me just get a 570 00:39:40,320 --> 00:39:43,919 Speaker 1: point of quarification for this competition. So the person who 571 00:39:44,080 --> 00:39:47,080 Speaker 1: is the impostor wins all the money. Right. If you've 572 00:39:47,120 --> 00:39:51,440 Speaker 1: never done an impostor contest before, no, no, it was 573 00:39:51,480 --> 00:39:54,240 Speaker 1: your first one, my first one. Yeah, good job getting 574 00:39:54,239 --> 00:39:56,600 Speaker 1: into the finals. Yeah, thank you. You know. The funny thing, 575 00:39:56,680 --> 00:39:58,640 Speaker 1: I was actually as as at a Mexican restaurant and 576 00:39:58,640 --> 00:40:00,200 Speaker 1: this lady was to be at the bar. She's looking 577 00:40:00,239 --> 00:40:01,520 Speaker 1: at me, right, and so I'm looking at her, and 578 00:40:01,560 --> 00:40:03,080 Speaker 1: she's looking at me. I'm looking at her, and I'm 579 00:40:03,120 --> 00:40:04,880 Speaker 1: thinking this is going somewhere. And she comes up to 580 00:40:04,920 --> 00:40:07,040 Speaker 1: me and says, would you want to be a part 581 00:40:07,040 --> 00:40:12,360 Speaker 1: of an imposter competition? Usually, yeah, I had no idea. 582 00:40:12,520 --> 00:40:15,760 Speaker 1: So yeah, So from the initial group of twenty thousand, 583 00:40:16,040 --> 00:40:18,080 Speaker 1: you know, when we started this whole thing ten months ago, 584 00:40:18,520 --> 00:40:21,000 Speaker 1: when now we're down to the top two hundred, you know, 585 00:40:22,239 --> 00:40:27,640 Speaker 1: everybody's gonna do a Taprootine also remembered their shoes, you know. Yeah, 586 00:40:27,760 --> 00:40:31,520 Speaker 1: and then there's uh, there's what there's about two hours 587 00:40:31,520 --> 00:40:33,880 Speaker 1: of intense trivia. I'm sorry, so you're not allowed to 588 00:40:33,920 --> 00:40:37,360 Speaker 1: leave the auditorium once you're inside. Understand you need to 589 00:40:37,360 --> 00:40:41,480 Speaker 1: find something. But now I'm sorry. So yeah, you know 590 00:40:43,320 --> 00:40:45,040 Speaker 1: we got we got one here, we got one here, 591 00:40:45,040 --> 00:40:47,520 Speaker 1: all right, so I'm sorry. That's ground for explosion. Your shoes, 592 00:40:48,280 --> 00:40:52,960 Speaker 1: turn around, your back, yeah, get off me, all right, 593 00:40:53,120 --> 00:40:55,520 Speaker 1: get out of here. That's one ninety nine. Now we're 594 00:40:55,520 --> 00:40:59,640 Speaker 1: now one nine. Actually worked for that guy. Should I 595 00:40:59,800 --> 00:41:06,000 Speaker 1: go out here? All right? Come out here? That's one testants. 596 00:41:07,920 --> 00:41:15,360 Speaker 1: Twenty minutes later, that's uh sixteen left moss contestants left 597 00:41:17,680 --> 00:41:21,160 Speaker 1: that feels like we're down to a manageable number, but 598 00:41:21,200 --> 00:41:23,719 Speaker 1: a lot of us are still the impostors make their 599 00:41:23,760 --> 00:41:33,640 Speaker 1: way backstage. See Christ, back here we go. Okay, good luck, 600 00:41:33,640 --> 00:41:36,840 Speaker 1: good luck. This is the this is the slam poetry portion. 601 00:41:36,920 --> 00:41:39,440 Speaker 1: Is that right? Yeah? Yeah? Oh man, that's that two 602 00:41:39,480 --> 00:41:41,480 Speaker 1: hours of intense trivia that we just got through. That 603 00:41:41,520 --> 00:41:45,200 Speaker 1: with one of you is number seven. We need number seven. 604 00:41:45,680 --> 00:41:50,080 Speaker 1: That's me. I'm number seven. Seven. I never got your name? 605 00:41:52,080 --> 00:41:57,920 Speaker 1: Uh two? Seven follow me plays? Okay, Okay, I'm gonna 606 00:41:57,960 --> 00:42:05,719 Speaker 1: walk you backstage. Okay, you've been wired already, right terriff. Okay, 607 00:42:05,840 --> 00:42:08,799 Speaker 1: hold on a second, right there, tell me I've got 608 00:42:08,840 --> 00:42:13,280 Speaker 1: seven here? Are you ready? I'm nervous. You better be nervous. 609 00:42:14,120 --> 00:42:17,160 Speaker 1: Can I give you one piece of advice? Sure? When 610 00:42:17,160 --> 00:42:21,040 Speaker 1: you get out there, look the audience, picture them naked 611 00:42:21,440 --> 00:42:29,000 Speaker 1: and don't ship yourself. Okay, seven go m M good 612 00:42:29,040 --> 00:42:41,359 Speaker 1: afternoon everyone, Peace of me. Next, it looks like we're 613 00:42:41,360 --> 00:42:45,719 Speaker 1: down to fifteen. Wait what wait? Am I done? Can 614 00:42:45,719 --> 00:42:48,640 Speaker 1: I happen to the margharita? Oh? Look who's back? Is 615 00:42:48,640 --> 00:42:53,239 Speaker 1: it a champion? I mean? Or there? Listen, I'm still 616 00:42:53,280 --> 00:42:58,920 Speaker 1: your boyfriend. That's what I am. I'm your boyfriend when 617 00:42:58,960 --> 00:43:01,040 Speaker 1: I'm when when am I to the competition? I was 618 00:43:01,320 --> 00:43:03,160 Speaker 1: your boyfriend, and now that i'm back, i'm your boyfriend. 619 00:43:04,760 --> 00:43:06,640 Speaker 1: When I met you here as a strange lady, and 620 00:43:06,760 --> 00:43:10,799 Speaker 1: I gave you an opportunity to go into that impostor competition, 621 00:43:11,120 --> 00:43:13,160 Speaker 1: I knew immediately that we're going to have a long 622 00:43:13,200 --> 00:43:17,040 Speaker 1: standing relationship. That was clear in our person. Can I 623 00:43:17,080 --> 00:43:22,200 Speaker 1: get you friend Margarita as well? Yes? Please rim on 624 00:43:22,239 --> 00:43:26,080 Speaker 1: the salt, I mean salt on the rim. I have 625 00:43:26,160 --> 00:43:29,520 Speaker 1: a cousin who but yes, please, yeah, I assume salt 626 00:43:29,560 --> 00:43:34,000 Speaker 1: on the rim. Yeah, what's going on here? I'll be back, beautiful, 627 00:43:34,239 --> 00:43:38,919 Speaker 1: just banter, just a fun time. Casting associate, I can't 628 00:43:38,920 --> 00:43:40,560 Speaker 1: tell you. I can tell you you have you have 629 00:43:40,640 --> 00:43:42,719 Speaker 1: to watch the show. I can assume based on that 630 00:43:42,760 --> 00:43:45,600 Speaker 1: outburst you lost. You have to watch the show. I 631 00:43:45,640 --> 00:43:48,600 Speaker 1: don't know. I'm with a live feed, so I mean, 632 00:43:48,600 --> 00:43:50,279 Speaker 1: I knew you lost from showed up. But I was 633 00:43:50,400 --> 00:43:52,640 Speaker 1: trying to be playful. And am I talking? Who am 634 00:43:52,640 --> 00:43:54,840 Speaker 1: I talking to right now? Casting associate or my girlfriend? 635 00:43:56,880 --> 00:44:00,239 Speaker 1: You're talking to me? That's what I thought. That's right, 636 00:44:00,320 --> 00:44:04,399 Speaker 1: You're you're seven, Right, you're seven? I thought you were 637 00:44:04,440 --> 00:44:07,400 Speaker 1: the impostor the whole time I had money on you. 638 00:44:08,040 --> 00:44:12,359 Speaker 1: Holy funk, Tommy and seven impost It wasn't a real 639 00:44:12,400 --> 00:44:16,680 Speaker 1: person the whole way through. Well, clearly you were, but 640 00:44:16,760 --> 00:44:19,480 Speaker 1: I didn't think you were. You let me down, man, 641 00:44:20,239 --> 00:44:23,239 Speaker 1: I let mother Margarita. Do your friends need some too? 642 00:44:24,480 --> 00:44:28,240 Speaker 1: Coming up? Yeah, i'll have Can you ram some salt 643 00:44:28,320 --> 00:44:31,080 Speaker 1: for me and get me another maga? Of course, I'll 644 00:44:31,120 --> 00:44:36,840 Speaker 1: be right back. Maybe you're the impostor, Denise, Well, I 645 00:44:36,880 --> 00:44:45,960 Speaker 1: didn't compete. What the fuck is everyone here at this 646 00:44:46,040 --> 00:44:49,799 Speaker 1: Mexican restaurant is an impostor. The bartender is an impostor. 647 00:44:49,960 --> 00:44:52,960 Speaker 1: These two idiots there impostors. You're all impostors. I'm the 648 00:44:53,000 --> 00:44:56,719 Speaker 1: only real thing here. This turn real awkward, But I 649 00:44:56,800 --> 00:45:03,040 Speaker 1: still want to wait for that drink. You and they 650 00:45:03,160 --> 00:45:06,719 Speaker 1: and they have a TV here playing the episode live. 651 00:45:07,000 --> 00:45:09,000 Speaker 1: We're gonna find out who the impostor was right now, 652 00:45:09,120 --> 00:45:22,720 Speaker 1: live great great constipation in the nation sensation. Alright, alright, 653 00:45:22,840 --> 00:45:26,319 Speaker 1: looks like we're down to three. Hey guys, just me 654 00:45:26,400 --> 00:45:28,120 Speaker 1: Ryan Sea Christ you want to say, I'm so happy 655 00:45:28,160 --> 00:45:30,200 Speaker 1: to talk to three finals right now. It's the same. 656 00:45:30,239 --> 00:45:32,480 Speaker 1: We're gonna such a great time so just just be up, 657 00:45:32,520 --> 00:45:34,239 Speaker 1: be happy, okay. And I've been for a long time. 658 00:45:34,280 --> 00:45:36,520 Speaker 1: I've been here longer. I do a morning show three 659 00:45:36,520 --> 00:45:39,520 Speaker 1: am to three pm, and then I come here from 660 00:45:39,520 --> 00:45:41,920 Speaker 1: three oh one to six on one, and then I 661 00:45:42,000 --> 00:45:45,120 Speaker 1: do a nighttime show from six oh three to ten 662 00:45:45,200 --> 00:45:48,319 Speaker 1: oh three, and then I gotta do the morning show overseas, 663 00:45:48,520 --> 00:45:51,839 Speaker 1: which is from ten o five over alright, and then 664 00:45:51,880 --> 00:45:55,960 Speaker 1: I take a sixteen nap and then yeah, you don't 665 00:45:55,960 --> 00:45:58,560 Speaker 1: need to say all that for the TV. Okay, you 666 00:45:58,680 --> 00:46:01,640 Speaker 1: got it. Man. I love my job. I'm not running 667 00:46:01,640 --> 00:46:07,440 Speaker 1: from anything. Yeah, I'll take a tink fries please, Larrie 668 00:46:08,960 --> 00:46:17,720 Speaker 1: number number two. Hey, my my real name is Simon. 669 00:46:18,000 --> 00:46:28,400 Speaker 1: I know Simon the finale, you know. Yeah, man, Simon, 670 00:46:28,680 --> 00:46:30,680 Speaker 1: we were I thought we had a connection, like a 671 00:46:30,760 --> 00:46:34,800 Speaker 1: real friend. No. I was laughing at you the entire time, 672 00:46:35,080 --> 00:46:41,319 Speaker 1: my friend. What should I say? My enemy that I vanquished? Well, 673 00:46:41,440 --> 00:46:49,600 Speaker 1: five thousand dollars, that's exciting for I. I've been bost Yeah, 674 00:46:49,680 --> 00:46:51,399 Speaker 1: and yet you still found your way into this jack 675 00:46:51,440 --> 00:46:55,960 Speaker 1: in the box. Yes, I did interesting, Simon. All those 676 00:46:55,960 --> 00:46:58,479 Speaker 1: conversations we had, all those weeks, none of them were real. 677 00:47:00,440 --> 00:47:04,560 Speaker 1: Jog my memory. Um, well we talked about my uncle 678 00:47:04,640 --> 00:47:09,400 Speaker 1: on his deathbed. Yea, sometimes those moments can not be 679 00:47:09,520 --> 00:47:12,040 Speaker 1: as impactful as they shou that was real. I assumed 680 00:47:12,120 --> 00:47:15,359 Speaker 1: that was a made up story, Like why why would 681 00:47:15,400 --> 00:47:17,640 Speaker 1: you tell me your uncle was shifting himself while I 682 00:47:17,719 --> 00:47:22,280 Speaker 1: was dispensing that wisdom, young man, Do me a favor. 683 00:47:23,120 --> 00:47:27,080 Speaker 1: Don't tell anyone about miss soiling the bed over and 684 00:47:27,160 --> 00:47:31,919 Speaker 1: over again. That's okay, Just can you go now? No, no, 685 00:47:32,040 --> 00:47:35,640 Speaker 1: I got one more advice for you. I'm sorry. It's 686 00:47:35,680 --> 00:47:38,839 Speaker 1: just room four to I. Yes, it is great, nurse, 687 00:47:38,960 --> 00:47:42,640 Speaker 1: this is the patient here. Yeah, that's okay. I got 688 00:47:42,680 --> 00:47:44,600 Speaker 1: to see the man who was dropping loads in that 689 00:47:44,719 --> 00:47:55,800 Speaker 1: pan uh. I'm a doctor. Get on the ground, okay, okay, right, okays, 690 00:47:56,080 --> 00:47:57,600 Speaker 1: good club, Russ is good, all right, grip. I just 691 00:47:57,600 --> 00:47:59,440 Speaker 1: wanted to see the face of the man who's dropping 692 00:47:59,440 --> 00:48:02,000 Speaker 1: some loads. Okay, I gotta do my round. I mean 693 00:48:02,080 --> 00:48:04,400 Speaker 1: I that was a traumatic moment for me, and I 694 00:48:04,440 --> 00:48:08,600 Speaker 1: thought you didn't tell me that. The whole thing, the 695 00:48:08,640 --> 00:48:11,280 Speaker 1: doctor holding you at gunpoint, that does make the story 696 00:48:11,600 --> 00:48:16,080 Speaker 1: more exciting and more plausible. I have your fry and 697 00:48:16,120 --> 00:48:19,239 Speaker 1: your Dr Pepper, can you can you you have a 698 00:48:19,239 --> 00:48:22,640 Speaker 1: card or oh gosh, I actually have a coup I 699 00:48:22,640 --> 00:48:26,000 Speaker 1: have two coupons. I have one free Fry and one 700 00:48:27,000 --> 00:48:30,640 Speaker 1: Cooper and a track in the box. I guess you 701 00:48:30,760 --> 00:48:33,360 Speaker 1: really could have used that half billion dollars. Did you 702 00:48:33,360 --> 00:48:34,960 Speaker 1: see the face of the cash you want to pull 703 00:48:35,000 --> 00:48:38,799 Speaker 1: up copons out? He's so disgusted with me, you know, 704 00:48:38,920 --> 00:48:41,399 Speaker 1: I'm disguised with me, because what's the point of being real? 705 00:48:42,320 --> 00:48:46,040 Speaker 1: It doesn't pay. It doesn't pay, sir. This says no 706 00:48:46,160 --> 00:48:52,480 Speaker 1: loud pronouncements here at the track of the box. I'm sorry, Hey, Simon, 707 00:48:54,360 --> 00:49:00,799 Speaker 1: best of luck or whatever. Thank you, sir? What sorry, sir? 708 00:49:01,000 --> 00:49:03,799 Speaker 1: One more thing before you leave? Oh no, no, the 709 00:49:04,480 --> 00:49:07,360 Speaker 1: you know you sir? You are a one million customer, 710 00:49:07,680 --> 00:49:11,160 Speaker 1: so you win. Yeah, yeah, the previous guy had paid 711 00:49:12,400 --> 00:49:17,280 Speaker 1: to buy one. We get half a million dollar prize 712 00:49:17,360 --> 00:49:23,439 Speaker 1: for you today. We got quite a win for Yeah. 713 00:49:23,480 --> 00:49:26,440 Speaker 1: There you go. Collectively, I have one a million dollars. 714 00:49:26,600 --> 00:49:28,359 Speaker 1: Excuse me, sir, could you step aside while I take 715 00:49:28,400 --> 00:49:30,000 Speaker 1: a photo of at this one, I was just watching 716 00:49:30,000 --> 00:49:33,640 Speaker 1: all this confetti falling from them from the sky. We 717 00:49:33,760 --> 00:49:36,680 Speaker 1: produced so much easier than that hellish last ten months 718 00:49:37,040 --> 00:49:41,200 Speaker 1: doing the contest that is our show today and ladies 719 00:49:41,200 --> 00:49:45,359 Speaker 1: and jetlemen. Let's thank all of our alchemists, shall we, 720 00:49:45,880 --> 00:49:50,600 Speaker 1: starting with Mr Chris Alvarado. Chris, I mean thank you. 721 00:49:50,600 --> 00:49:54,759 Speaker 1: You know, sometimes there's a combination of alchemists that just 722 00:49:55,000 --> 00:49:58,520 Speaker 1: it just there's a different feeling, you know, And today 723 00:49:58,640 --> 00:50:01,359 Speaker 1: was one of those stuff. It's it's it's exciting, it's 724 00:50:01,400 --> 00:50:05,400 Speaker 1: a loopy, it's it's a fever dream, you know. And 725 00:50:05,440 --> 00:50:08,080 Speaker 1: I'm just happy to be sick with the boys today. 726 00:50:08,880 --> 00:50:11,400 Speaker 1: That's That's sounded weird that so thank you for that. No, 727 00:50:11,520 --> 00:50:17,120 Speaker 1: it sounded beautiful. Um, all right, let's thank you, Mr 728 00:50:17,280 --> 00:50:21,120 Speaker 1: Toole saying also for being here during this busy holiday season. 729 00:50:21,560 --> 00:50:23,719 Speaker 1: Thank you very much for having me always fun. I 730 00:50:23,719 --> 00:50:27,880 Speaker 1: agree with everyone everything Chris said. And I also enjoyed 731 00:50:27,880 --> 00:50:31,439 Speaker 1: playing with everybody when we are are shirtless, so it's 732 00:50:31,440 --> 00:50:35,319 Speaker 1: a lot of fun shirts and skins. Craigkowski, thank you 733 00:50:35,360 --> 00:50:41,520 Speaker 1: so much for being so much fun. Has one winds down. 734 00:50:43,640 --> 00:50:45,880 Speaker 1: I did accomplish my goal of reading a book a week, 735 00:50:46,880 --> 00:50:49,440 Speaker 1: so I'm about to hit fifty three books to to 736 00:50:49,480 --> 00:50:52,439 Speaker 1: close out the year, and so the only plausible goal 737 00:50:52,440 --> 00:50:55,279 Speaker 1: for two I think it's a book a day. So 738 00:50:55,360 --> 00:50:59,160 Speaker 1: I'm going for I was gonna say no books in 739 00:50:59,200 --> 00:51:01,719 Speaker 1: the new year. M that also, that also is a 740 00:51:01,719 --> 00:51:05,360 Speaker 1: way that I could go. That's gonna be harder. You 741 00:51:05,440 --> 00:51:07,920 Speaker 1: have to do something about this. I have a million 742 00:51:08,040 --> 00:51:11,920 Speaker 1: questions which we won't do now, but like, that's fucking fascinating. 743 00:51:11,920 --> 00:51:14,839 Speaker 1: How about this? Is it? Was it worth it? Are 744 00:51:14,880 --> 00:51:23,520 Speaker 1: you glad you did it? That is real? Yeah, I 745 00:51:23,560 --> 00:51:30,919 Speaker 1: think a tool could pull off notebooks a day. That's 746 00:51:31,080 --> 00:51:34,239 Speaker 1: that's a lot of reading. You're also you're writing a 747 00:51:34,280 --> 00:51:36,200 Speaker 1: lot of thank you cards as well, Like, that's really 748 00:51:36,320 --> 00:51:40,560 Speaker 1: good person. That's a full time dad. Joey Gerstein, thank 749 00:51:40,600 --> 00:51:44,360 Speaker 1: you so much, bunny Boy, thank you, you know, wishing 750 00:51:44,360 --> 00:51:49,239 Speaker 1: everyone happy holidays, safe holidays, and most importantly, if you're 751 00:51:49,280 --> 00:51:53,759 Speaker 1: gonna get tested for tiny sharks, make sure there's a 752 00:51:53,800 --> 00:52:01,000 Speaker 1: marine biologist on hand. Very helpful. Uh, thank our engineering 753 00:52:01,040 --> 00:52:04,640 Speaker 1: Proves of the Stars, Mr Dugbane. Five folks and I 754 00:52:04,680 --> 00:52:08,759 Speaker 1: heard media from host Kevin Polla. Remind you please be 755 00:52:08,800 --> 00:52:11,440 Speaker 1: kind to each other. It's the easiest choice. Write a 756 00:52:11,480 --> 00:52:14,480 Speaker 1: review if you have some extra time. If you don't, 757 00:52:14,640 --> 00:52:18,839 Speaker 1: thank you anyways, until next time. This is