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Speaker 1: Welcome back to another episode of Alchemy. This I'm your

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Speaker 1: guest to Cool Stratton in for Mr Kevin Pollock. Let's

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Speaker 1: meet her optimist Shelley. In no particular orders, say hello

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Speaker 1: to Chris Alvarado. Chris, this is a question I'm actual

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Speaker 1: gonna ask everybody. Everyone isn't good, same question, so you

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Speaker 1: can start taking ahead. What was the weirdest dream you've

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Speaker 1: ever had? I mean, this is a fucking question, dude.

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Speaker 1: You know what I mean? This is a question. I mean, Cole,

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Speaker 1: I don't know. I'm going through something. Well, there's this

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Speaker 1: one thing that I remember as a kid, but it's

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Speaker 1: very strange. I'll just say this because I think about

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Speaker 1: it probably once a year and ago. I don't want

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Speaker 1: to forget this memory, but I don't know how to

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Speaker 1: talk about it or write it down. I felt like

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Speaker 1: I was being lifted up and falling back on my stomach.

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Speaker 1: I was lad my stomach. I thought I was being

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Speaker 1: lifted and dropped, lifted, dropped, lifted and dropped. That's the

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Speaker 1: best way to describe it. But in some way I

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Speaker 1: feel like it was real. So that was just a

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Speaker 1: failed alien abduction not working today, and I just the

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Speaker 1: lasting I have to say, just for the record, I

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Speaker 1: see Jackie has her husband's surfboard behind her, and really

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Speaker 1: his name is Patty. He has no right to be

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Speaker 1: surfing board. That's five eight it's too small. Okay, thank you? Wow, alright,

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Speaker 1: Speaking of Jackie Gonzalezarthy, Jackie, what was your weirdest dream

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Speaker 1: you can remember? It haunts me and I like couldn't

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Speaker 1: talk to my so at the time, I had a

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Speaker 1: stepfather and I couldn't talk to him that whole day

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Speaker 1: the next, you know, the day after I had the dream.

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Speaker 1: It was a dream where my stepfather murdered my sister

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Speaker 1: and my mother. I saw it. I was in a

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Speaker 1: like kind of Venice like owl city, and I had

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Speaker 1: to run away from him via swimming canals to like

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Speaker 1: get to another house. Then I ended up like in

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Speaker 1: I end up like in the front yard. Um like

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Speaker 1: Like this just happened to my friends, Like oh my god, Jackie,

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Speaker 1: come down. I'm like no, no, Like he murdered my

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Speaker 1: mom and my sister and like Jackie, just like, have

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Speaker 1: a jello cup and chill, have some orange juice. And

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Speaker 1: I was like what, and they're like, have some orange juice.

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Speaker 1: And then basically like while we're there, I see that

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Speaker 1: for me. So then I have to run into the party.

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Speaker 1: And I run into the party and I find this

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Speaker 1: armoire that we did have in my old house and

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Speaker 1: I hide in the armoir and the end of the

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Speaker 1: dream is my stepfather opening it with a gun and

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Speaker 1: then I wake up. Okay, weird dream dream. Clearly I

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Speaker 1: had feelings about my stepfather and I'll never forget that dream.

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Speaker 1: It was really fucked well, man, James Heeney, you got

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Speaker 1: a palate cleanser for us here. I might have said

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Speaker 1: this before, because I don't know. I had this reoccurring

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Speaker 1: It was always the same. I was laying in my bed,

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Speaker 1: Lane Fairchild from Mr Rogers would be flying around the

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Speaker 1: and I would try running and as I would run

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Speaker 1: to fly around. And I had that dream for years.

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Speaker 1: But just to clarify, she wanted to bite your little

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Speaker 1: but right she did. She wanted to bite me right

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Speaker 1: in the ass it. I think that's her name. She's

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Speaker 1: the one with the red nose and she was always

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Speaker 1: mean on Mr. Rogers. That was definitely her goal in

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Speaker 1: the series. I always thought it was kind of weird,

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Speaker 1: but I don't know if she scared the hell out

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Speaker 1: I just left her up and she is absolutely terrifying. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: William my brand mine. I think my I dream a lot,

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Speaker 1: That's it, chocolate man. Last, but not least, Joey Graare,

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Speaker 1: it was really fantastic. Mine's pretty basic. I am. I'm

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Speaker 1: That's crazy? And uh yes, like and then I'm at,

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Speaker 1: like it's crazy. Then I'm like, you know, like a

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Speaker 1: and the stones are in me. And then I removed

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Speaker 1: stones from her stomach or something and then they're all like,

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Speaker 1: let me just sound weird. Joey was like, was Luke

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Speaker 1: Perry in it for like two minutes? Was he like

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Speaker 1: in your dream for like two minutes? Yeah, but he was.

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Speaker 1: He was like in like Egypt or something like the

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Speaker 1: twenties or something. It's crazy. I never met two people

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Speaker 1: some point. Uh. For me really quickly, I had one

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Speaker 1: the hell does this mean? You gotta quit that group? Man? Yeah? Right?

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Speaker 1: Did you mean bets or? Was never like that far?

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Speaker 1: I saw what was there. I wasn't. I was like,

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Speaker 1: go sweet, well, I said, medium rare, James, did you

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Speaker 1: ever get bitten about your little but because I'll want

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Speaker 1: your little butt to get wittten, don't make fun of

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Speaker 1: my dream. It was scary, Chris, I just it was scary.

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Speaker 1: The question is do you want it to be James?

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Speaker 1: That's is it helpful for us all to say? At

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Speaker 1: who wrote, hello and thanks to all. I love cooking

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Speaker 1: when I am bored, I imagine discussing food combinations. Such

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Speaker 1: sabi enema? Thanks and take care? Okay? And what's your

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Speaker 1: who's who's your insurance holder? Who's your insurance? Yeah, I

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Speaker 1: that's your insurance carder here? Yeah, that's my card that's

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Speaker 1: body coverage. But you might need something internal with that.

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Speaker 1: You might need to cover that. I thought the body

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Speaker 1: had internal. I thought that included internal. No, no, no, no, no,

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Speaker 1: So let's see. You want outside inside and you want soul?

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Speaker 1: Is that Greg? Oh yes, yes, yes, I'm sweating. I'm

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Speaker 1: sweating this. You're sweating existing Talctor, just the heads up.

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Speaker 1: Your two o'clock canceled, also your your two thirties outside

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Speaker 1: he's talk Tyler. He's talking to Tyler, maybe to get insurance.

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Speaker 1: He's talking to the insurance guy. Then yes, um, and

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Speaker 1: based on what I saw, it looks like, um, live

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Speaker 1: Gerbil of ass so that's very common. It's very common. Yes,

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Speaker 1: he's Tyler Finish. Dr Hassan, this is why. So not

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Speaker 1: is from listener Thomas. He wrote, Hi, Kevin, that's okay.

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Speaker 1: I know. Just listen to an episode where you were

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Speaker 1: enraged that listeners were not making the email switchy man.

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Speaker 1: Well here you go. Also a suggestion underwater city, Thanks Thomas. Now,

420
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Speaker 1: if we just follow these coordinates, all right, we're gonna

421
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Speaker 1: be able to locate the lost city of Atlambis. Trust

422
00:26:03,200 --> 00:26:05,879
Speaker 1: me on this, Okay, I know it's just crazy, but

423
00:26:05,880 --> 00:26:08,040
Speaker 1: but there there, it's down there, okay, and when we're

424
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Speaker 1: able to find it, we are going to be No.

425
00:26:10,520 --> 00:26:14,679
Speaker 1: Can you just swallow that? Can you just swallow whatever

426
00:26:14,720 --> 00:26:18,040
Speaker 1: you're drinking. Thank you for that. Look, let me let

427
00:26:18,040 --> 00:26:21,920
Speaker 1: me get this straight again. If we follow these coordinates

428
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Speaker 1: and your words were complicated, will actually be able to

429
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Speaker 1: locate the city? Yes, yes, I mean look at the

430
00:26:30,560 --> 00:26:34,679
Speaker 1: records I found here. It doesn't exist, will never find it.

431
00:26:35,359 --> 00:26:38,360
Speaker 1: That's what they said about Troy. That's what they said

432
00:26:38,400 --> 00:26:44,080
Speaker 1: about about the Troy. Yes they did. In the second

433
00:26:44,080 --> 00:26:47,480
Speaker 1: opinion was did they find the city of Troy? Hold on,

434
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Speaker 1: let me look it up in my book of found things. Yes,

435
00:26:53,280 --> 00:26:57,960
Speaker 1: they found the city. Well well well, well well look

436
00:26:58,000 --> 00:27:01,480
Speaker 1: who has the coordinates as well? I think you're going

437
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Speaker 1: to make it to a lambus before I do. I'm

438
00:27:04,240 --> 00:27:09,600
Speaker 1: funded by the crown. Maybe I should go with that.

439
00:27:09,840 --> 00:27:12,800
Speaker 1: Maybe is it too late to join your expedition? Yes,

440
00:27:12,880 --> 00:27:16,040
Speaker 1: it's too late to join his Expedition's not. I can

441
00:27:16,080 --> 00:27:18,560
Speaker 1: always use a good guy. Uh, would you like to

442
00:27:18,640 --> 00:27:22,080
Speaker 1: join me? I'd like to, but I'm not. I'm not

443
00:27:22,240 --> 00:27:25,280
Speaker 1: specifically a guide. I was kind of a go a

444
00:27:25,400 --> 00:27:28,439
Speaker 1: longer after. You're always just going where the money is

445
00:27:30,359 --> 00:27:37,520
Speaker 1: a real ariel. Yes, I'm going on a date. Do

446
00:27:37,600 --> 00:27:40,760
Speaker 1: you know I've started seeing people again? Well, it's been

447
00:27:41,600 --> 00:27:45,040
Speaker 1: many many Yes, I just want to let you know,

448
00:27:45,119 --> 00:27:47,560
Speaker 1: I'm not going to get a babysitter. You were old

449
00:27:47,640 --> 00:27:51,119
Speaker 1: enough now to look after yourself. I'd say, I'm looking down,

450
00:27:51,280 --> 00:27:54,879
Speaker 1: I'm feeling good. I'm feeling old. What I don't know

451
00:27:54,920 --> 00:28:02,600
Speaker 1: what that means? The tip really see it. I'm just saying,

452
00:28:02,800 --> 00:28:06,919
Speaker 1: don't get into any trouble. Okay? Is that with this spot?

453
00:28:07,800 --> 00:28:10,560
Speaker 1: Why you? What is it with your what's the spod's talk?

454
00:28:10,720 --> 00:28:14,359
Speaker 1: What's new? So I'm feeling, you know, a little bit rambunctious,

455
00:28:14,640 --> 00:28:17,639
Speaker 1: like I want to learn and use and have you

456
00:28:17,680 --> 00:28:21,400
Speaker 1: got seen area later? Lately? Hips and tits are man?

457
00:28:21,680 --> 00:28:24,080
Speaker 1: Come on, man, that's the princess. What are you doing? No,

458
00:28:24,200 --> 00:28:26,800
Speaker 1: I'm just saying that her hips and tips they're in. Yeah. Man,

459
00:28:26,800 --> 00:28:29,520
Speaker 1: we'll see that. Man, she's like thirty two or somebody

460
00:28:29,800 --> 00:28:31,880
Speaker 1: from nobody talks about it. Why am I the only

461
00:28:31,920 --> 00:28:33,359
Speaker 1: one to you know what I mean? You know? You

462
00:28:33,400 --> 00:28:35,679
Speaker 1: know why? Because because our entire life is set to

463
00:28:35,720 --> 00:28:38,320
Speaker 1: be guarding this door, and if anything comes in, we die.

464
00:28:38,560 --> 00:28:41,080
Speaker 1: That that's why, all right, he's got to look forward

465
00:28:41,080 --> 00:28:43,200
Speaker 1: to here's where we really die. When we when we

466
00:28:43,240 --> 00:28:45,800
Speaker 1: failed to recognize when the young ladies hips and tips

467
00:28:45,800 --> 00:28:49,600
Speaker 1: coming and fellows you're going out on a date, sir,

468
00:28:49,960 --> 00:28:52,080
Speaker 1: I'm going on a date. I'll be at the clam shacks,

469
00:28:52,120 --> 00:28:53,719
Speaker 1: so you know where to reach me if anything happens.

470
00:28:54,480 --> 00:28:57,240
Speaker 1: By the way, your daughter's hips and tits are in good.

471
00:28:57,240 --> 00:28:59,480
Speaker 1: What are you doing, man, I'm letting them know. I

472
00:28:59,520 --> 00:29:01,520
Speaker 1: don't know if he looked at his daughter's hips and

473
00:29:01,520 --> 00:29:08,560
Speaker 1: tips lately. There, excuse me, your daughter Ariel, he said,

474
00:29:08,640 --> 00:29:10,760
Speaker 1: he said her hips and tis her hips and tis

475
00:29:10,800 --> 00:29:14,400
Speaker 1: then and you agree with that same absolutely. I know

476
00:29:14,440 --> 00:29:17,320
Speaker 1: you agree with that. You said it you. I'm honestly,

477
00:29:17,640 --> 00:29:23,000
Speaker 1: I'm just trying to die. You know. Sometimes I just

478
00:29:23,200 --> 00:29:28,120
Speaker 1: feel like my father doesn't see me look at Yeah,

479
00:29:28,240 --> 00:29:32,520
Speaker 1: I don't want to listen to this. What It's bad

480
00:29:32,680 --> 00:29:35,840
Speaker 1: enough that you are growing in front of me. I've

481
00:29:35,880 --> 00:29:39,120
Speaker 1: been looking after you since you were four, But just

482
00:29:39,920 --> 00:29:41,840
Speaker 1: maybe you're old enough to go home without me. Now

483
00:29:43,160 --> 00:29:47,640
Speaker 1: I need you. I need your percussion. You're the only

484
00:29:47,680 --> 00:29:50,160
Speaker 1: one who can bang the shells so good when I

485
00:29:50,200 --> 00:29:54,479
Speaker 1: start singing. And also you're a good friend, and also

486
00:29:54,640 --> 00:29:58,680
Speaker 1: you give good advice. Oh yeah, I think it's time

487
00:29:58,720 --> 00:30:02,480
Speaker 1: for me to retur. I just I can't do this anymore.

488
00:30:03,360 --> 00:30:06,960
Speaker 1: It's it's just you know. I can't see you grow

489
00:30:07,080 --> 00:30:11,880
Speaker 1: up in front of me. It's it happens, It happened.

490
00:30:12,000 --> 00:30:15,400
Speaker 1: Aging is nothing to be sad about, scared about. It's

491
00:30:15,400 --> 00:30:18,280
Speaker 1: a good thing. It means you haven't died yet, and

492
00:30:18,360 --> 00:30:22,920
Speaker 1: my life exert This is like four. We're approaching a lambus.

493
00:30:23,560 --> 00:30:26,600
Speaker 1: The coordinates that you chose are absolutely right, and I

494
00:30:26,640 --> 00:30:31,000
Speaker 1: believe that we're Did you get him to thank you?

495
00:30:31,640 --> 00:30:33,560
Speaker 1: What does he do? What? What? I don't want to know.

496
00:30:34,360 --> 00:30:37,760
Speaker 1: I don't know. It looks like that we're a couple

497
00:30:37,800 --> 00:30:40,360
Speaker 1: of quips ahead of your enemy. I think we're going

498
00:30:40,400 --> 00:30:44,520
Speaker 1: to reach at Lumbus enough to be really quick. There's

499
00:30:44,560 --> 00:30:48,360
Speaker 1: a store my head about everyone that are strapped down

500
00:30:48,360 --> 00:30:51,680
Speaker 1: the hatches and biled down the lines. Who knows if

501
00:30:51,680 --> 00:30:53,520
Speaker 1: we're gonna be able to hurt five and coming on

502
00:30:53,600 --> 00:30:59,320
Speaker 1: slot or Poseidon drage. I hope the count step down

503
00:30:59,320 --> 00:31:05,040
Speaker 1: my hatches. Jesus Christ. He is a character. But I

504
00:31:05,080 --> 00:31:08,280
Speaker 1: believe him. I don't know why. I don't know why

505
00:31:08,440 --> 00:31:12,240
Speaker 1: for but for some reason, I believe him. I'm strapping

506
00:31:12,240 --> 00:31:15,400
Speaker 1: down the hatches, like you said, and I'm also barely

507
00:31:15,480 --> 00:31:18,160
Speaker 1: down the line. This is barely down the lines. Don't

508
00:31:18,200 --> 00:31:22,480
Speaker 1: know uh No, I'm sure she'll be here soon. I'll

509
00:31:22,520 --> 00:31:25,080
Speaker 1: just have another water. All right. Well, if your guest

510
00:31:25,080 --> 00:31:26,600
Speaker 1: doesn't show up, we will have to move you to

511
00:31:26,600 --> 00:31:32,040
Speaker 1: the bar. You know who I am? Right, yes, okay,

512
00:31:32,280 --> 00:31:35,520
Speaker 1: So it feels like you know she wouldn't. What do

513
00:31:35,560 --> 00:31:40,320
Speaker 1: you know about me? You know, personally of a couple

514
00:31:40,280 --> 00:31:44,160
Speaker 1: of thousand years old? Give him the trident? Uh on

515
00:31:44,400 --> 00:31:52,680
Speaker 1: Olympus control right, I'm gonna catch hey, guys. Just I

516
00:31:52,680 --> 00:31:54,720
Speaker 1: don't want to interrupt this. I just say everybody knows

517
00:31:54,720 --> 00:31:58,280
Speaker 1: there's a big storm coming in. Uh. I don't know

518
00:31:58,320 --> 00:32:00,000
Speaker 1: if there are any lines around here, but we probably

519
00:32:00,000 --> 00:32:01,960
Speaker 1: need to barrel them down. Just to be oh, hi king,

520
00:32:02,360 --> 00:32:04,160
Speaker 1: nice to see you. I just want to let everybody

521
00:32:04,200 --> 00:32:07,360
Speaker 1: know what's going on. H Okay, thank you for that.

522
00:32:08,000 --> 00:32:15,880
Speaker 1: Mhm okay, Well it so another wine? Or is it

523
00:32:15,920 --> 00:32:18,280
Speaker 1: possible to get around them so that we can get

524
00:32:18,320 --> 00:32:20,480
Speaker 1: to it first. I just I kind of wanted to

525
00:32:20,520 --> 00:32:23,280
Speaker 1: be in the in the boat, the vessel that got

526
00:32:23,480 --> 00:32:27,000
Speaker 1: at Lambs first, and we will. We shall see the

527
00:32:27,440 --> 00:32:30,920
Speaker 1: strategic movement by me right now and for them to

528
00:32:31,000 --> 00:32:35,960
Speaker 1: hit the storm straight on the hatches on Saturday. It

529
00:32:35,960 --> 00:32:37,800
Speaker 1: seems it seems like you don't know where you're going,

530
00:32:37,840 --> 00:32:41,800
Speaker 1: and you're just following them. What it seems like you're

531
00:32:41,840 --> 00:32:44,760
Speaker 1: just following them. I mean every move they make, you

532
00:32:44,840 --> 00:32:47,520
Speaker 1: make the move, and if you know where it is,

533
00:32:47,600 --> 00:32:51,200
Speaker 1: then let's just pass them. Let's just keep calm and

534
00:32:51,280 --> 00:32:56,120
Speaker 1: carry on like that's our thing. Correct. Yeah, correct, we'll

535
00:32:56,200 --> 00:33:00,960
Speaker 1: keep on car Okay, it will be trust me on this,

536
00:33:02,280 --> 00:33:08,800
Speaker 1: ring ling ring ling? Hello? Hi is this cereal? Y? Hi?

537
00:33:08,920 --> 00:33:12,080
Speaker 1: My name is Claremont. I don't think you've ever met me?

538
00:33:12,440 --> 00:33:18,840
Speaker 1: U you work with your dad? Okay? Sure? Hey? Hey,

539
00:33:19,400 --> 00:33:21,960
Speaker 1: um fuck, I don't even know how to say that.

540
00:33:23,000 --> 00:33:27,360
Speaker 1: Jesus Christ. Uh, them them tips and them them hips?

541
00:33:27,400 --> 00:33:32,240
Speaker 1: What's they're in? Yeah? Anybody anybody's slapping on them or

542
00:33:32,720 --> 00:33:38,920
Speaker 1: google in them? Um? Not? No? I actually I actually

543
00:33:38,920 --> 00:33:41,320
Speaker 1: haven't slapped on them myself. I didn't realize that was

544
00:33:41,360 --> 00:33:48,480
Speaker 1: a thing. Maybe it go yeah crap. Uh. I know

545
00:33:48,560 --> 00:33:51,719
Speaker 1: that your your dad's out tonight, and I'm just wondering

546
00:33:51,720 --> 00:33:56,760
Speaker 1: if I could, uh ship, How do I do you

547
00:33:56,760 --> 00:34:01,560
Speaker 1: want to stop on these titties? Yes, you gotta go

548
00:34:01,560 --> 00:34:03,960
Speaker 1: on a break. Yeah, go on a break. What are

549
00:34:03,960 --> 00:34:08,359
Speaker 1: you pacing back and forth? Uh? Huh? Now you want

550
00:34:08,360 --> 00:34:10,279
Speaker 1: to go on a break. You look, you're so distracted. Man.

551
00:34:10,320 --> 00:34:15,400
Speaker 1: What's going on? Truth? Truth? Yeah? Okay, as we like

552
00:34:15,480 --> 00:34:20,440
Speaker 1: to say down here, truth truth too, yeah okay. Uh,

553
00:34:20,640 --> 00:34:25,640
Speaker 1: no scoring a Norwall's horn. I promised, no scorn of

554
00:34:25,760 --> 00:34:30,080
Speaker 1: the Norwall's horn. What is going on? Okay? Uh? Once again?

555
00:34:30,560 --> 00:34:33,320
Speaker 1: I swear on a on a dorsal fin. Oh my gosh,

556
00:34:33,360 --> 00:34:35,560
Speaker 1: I swear on my own dorsal fin. What do you want?

557
00:34:35,600 --> 00:34:40,000
Speaker 1: What is this? Okay? No, ill will on a on

558
00:34:40,000 --> 00:34:46,880
Speaker 1: on Sebastian. I think I'm doing it. Oh god, I

559
00:34:46,920 --> 00:34:49,719
Speaker 1: don't want to see this. Oh yeah, let me stay here.

560
00:34:51,040 --> 00:34:53,840
Speaker 1: Oh god, no, I don't want to see anybody slapping

561
00:34:53,920 --> 00:34:56,320
Speaker 1: the two. I need you to watch, and I kind

562
00:34:56,360 --> 00:35:02,239
Speaker 1: of almost need you to like coax it on. No please, No,

563
00:35:02,239 --> 00:35:04,160
Speaker 1: no one ever knows what to do with me if

564
00:35:04,200 --> 00:35:08,680
Speaker 1: animals aren't telling them what to do, come on you,

565
00:35:09,000 --> 00:35:15,520
Speaker 1: but Sebastian, yes, Siah, let's go through this again. Oh god, no,

566
00:35:18,200 --> 00:35:30,000
Speaker 1: you provided the soundtrack for Claremont two slap arials. I

567
00:35:30,040 --> 00:35:39,120
Speaker 1: can't even say it twitties. Yes, sir, I'm sorry. I

568
00:35:39,120 --> 00:35:42,120
Speaker 1: had to, you know me, I I've stopped the shows

569
00:35:42,160 --> 00:35:44,839
Speaker 1: the right way. It was like playing bolero. They got

570
00:35:44,880 --> 00:35:48,719
Speaker 1: so turned on Sebastia. What's behind you? Is that a

571
00:35:48,800 --> 00:35:55,320
Speaker 1: human vessel? Oh? No, sire, we must die down deeper. Okay,

572
00:35:55,320 --> 00:36:02,319
Speaker 1: sound the horn blow that blowfish blow that? Do you

573
00:36:02,320 --> 00:36:06,360
Speaker 1: hear that? To die? I can't hear nothing right time

574
00:36:06,520 --> 00:36:09,400
Speaker 1: to die? It is what I was going to do.

575
00:36:10,160 --> 00:36:12,560
Speaker 1: Look at my hands first of all, though, you know

576
00:36:12,640 --> 00:36:20,400
Speaker 1: what these hands been. Come on, come on, man, that

577
00:36:20,440 --> 00:36:22,799
Speaker 1: shouldn't where a job is to serve and protect. What

578
00:36:22,840 --> 00:36:27,839
Speaker 1: are you doing them? Hips and hits turin Sorry? Uh,

579
00:36:28,320 --> 00:36:32,640
Speaker 1: he knows, he knows that you literally catfished him on

580
00:36:32,680 --> 00:36:35,680
Speaker 1: his date and that that's what you used to seduce

581
00:36:35,760 --> 00:36:40,520
Speaker 1: his daughter. And he's pissed. Man, he's real man, really,

582
00:36:43,600 --> 00:36:47,319
Speaker 1: I've got titties and hip school lore. You want a

583
00:36:47,320 --> 00:36:52,920
Speaker 1: slap at it, I've got to. But who cares? I

584
00:36:53,040 --> 00:37:07,680
Speaker 1: actually do slap them? Please please? Harpoons have been fired, sir?

585
00:37:09,520 --> 00:37:14,960
Speaker 1: Wait a minute, someone fired her? I did. I was

586
00:37:14,960 --> 00:37:18,840
Speaker 1: sloping on a sloping on a slush. I saw activity

587
00:37:18,840 --> 00:37:22,319
Speaker 1: in the water, sir, so I fired the harpoons. The

588
00:37:22,360 --> 00:37:25,720
Speaker 1: captain have to hear about this to me that the captain, captain,

589
00:37:26,360 --> 00:37:29,080
Speaker 1: you come to me like that or you've seen a

590
00:37:29,239 --> 00:37:35,120
Speaker 1: thousand ships fall, a thousand more being raised. You see

591
00:37:35,200 --> 00:37:38,600
Speaker 1: you know, so you know sons and no, y we're here.

592
00:37:39,600 --> 00:37:42,439
Speaker 1: Now's a chance to move on to see shanty will

593
00:37:42,440 --> 00:37:45,759
Speaker 1: take a good twenty to thirty minutes down we go,

594
00:37:45,960 --> 00:37:49,960
Speaker 1: Shall we dive? Yes, it sounds like a good idea,

595
00:37:50,000 --> 00:37:57,320
Speaker 1: that cleaning country. Here we go. Tell her how peril,

596
00:37:57,960 --> 00:38:04,160
Speaker 1: peril help shot? I see that and they will pay

597
00:38:04,239 --> 00:38:06,040
Speaker 1: for it. Do you have anything to tell me before

598
00:38:06,120 --> 00:38:11,640
Speaker 1: you maybe die? It needs pressure the wound I can't

599
00:38:12,040 --> 00:38:15,480
Speaker 1: touch you? Can you believe this? Where at Ariel's funeral?

600
00:38:16,080 --> 00:38:18,200
Speaker 1: That should be me in there in that shell and

601
00:38:18,280 --> 00:38:23,160
Speaker 1: that giant oyster shell. Damn it, I'm gonna I'm gonna

602
00:38:23,200 --> 00:38:26,560
Speaker 1: tell you something the night that uh Ariel and I

603
00:38:27,040 --> 00:38:34,600
Speaker 1: what you get? She let me make a mold of her? What? Okay?

604
00:38:34,760 --> 00:38:37,040
Speaker 1: So now you can slap him whenever? Is that? What? Yourn?

605
00:38:37,239 --> 00:38:40,560
Speaker 1: It's better than that, It's better than that. What do

606
00:38:40,600 --> 00:38:46,719
Speaker 1: you mean some of the some of the d n

607
00:38:46,880 --> 00:38:52,560
Speaker 1: A from Ariel got stuck in the mold. Okay? You

608
00:38:52,640 --> 00:39:00,560
Speaker 1: know my father, he's he's a rejuvenate as scientist. What

609
00:39:00,680 --> 00:39:06,880
Speaker 1: are you trying to say? God? How do I I

610
00:39:07,040 --> 00:39:11,719
Speaker 1: created another aerial from her DNA that was trapped in

611
00:39:11,760 --> 00:39:17,400
Speaker 1: the mold, from her tits center hips. You calonder, scientist

612
00:39:18,239 --> 00:39:22,239
Speaker 1: you I could tell scientists fish when I see one.

613
00:39:23,760 --> 00:39:28,120
Speaker 1: You're on my turf. There's only room enough for one

614
00:39:28,320 --> 00:39:32,840
Speaker 1: sea which I don't need a scientist around here. I

615
00:39:32,920 --> 00:39:35,960
Speaker 1: don't know what the sea witch and the scientists have

616
00:39:36,040 --> 00:39:39,800
Speaker 1: to do with each other. My clients are taking my clients.

617
00:39:40,680 --> 00:39:46,239
Speaker 1: What's up with that guy's voice? Right? No? No, no,

618
00:39:46,320 --> 00:39:49,320
Speaker 1: you're right? What's going on? Keep it down? Come on,

619
00:39:50,920 --> 00:39:53,719
Speaker 1: Thank you all for coming to the funeral. Audio would

620
00:39:53,719 --> 00:39:57,520
Speaker 1: be so touched that you are here. There you see

621
00:39:57,640 --> 00:40:05,000
Speaker 1: her lying dead in the lagoon. Everybody, everyone should come

622
00:40:05,120 --> 00:40:11,360
Speaker 1: here soon. There is something about her. I need you

623
00:40:11,440 --> 00:40:15,120
Speaker 1: all to know, Friends and family of Alumbus, this is

624
00:40:15,160 --> 00:40:18,839
Speaker 1: our last gathering as free beings. What do you mean?

625
00:40:19,160 --> 00:40:27,600
Speaker 1: What do you mean? Humans are here? They found us tech?

626
00:40:27,680 --> 00:40:36,960
Speaker 1: Were it? King? Yes? May I speak? Please? Please your

627
00:40:37,040 --> 00:40:40,560
Speaker 1: daughter the night that I tricked you into thinking you

628
00:40:40,680 --> 00:40:43,960
Speaker 1: had a date, and I went back and I slap

629
00:40:44,080 --> 00:40:48,320
Speaker 1: both her kids, followed immediately by her hips. Yes, I

630
00:40:48,480 --> 00:40:56,640
Speaker 1: remember I cloned your daughter. I'm listening, dude. My father

631
00:40:56,800 --> 00:41:01,160
Speaker 1: was a scientist who was later confronted by this the

632
00:41:01,239 --> 00:41:04,920
Speaker 1: whole story. He's the one with a weird voice, right, yes, yes, yes,

633
00:41:05,000 --> 00:41:07,959
Speaker 1: the one who gurgles when he speaks. Well, the witch

634
00:41:08,000 --> 00:41:11,080
Speaker 1: tried to throw magic at him and it so it's

635
00:41:11,120 --> 00:41:16,800
Speaker 1: a long back story. But the full grown Arial is

636
00:41:18,080 --> 00:41:22,560
Speaker 1: back in my chambers and that grandson. This is the

637
00:41:22,680 --> 00:41:27,560
Speaker 1: story of how Ariel came back for this time as

638
00:41:27,680 --> 00:41:31,400
Speaker 1: all tits and hips. I was there. I saw it

639
00:41:31,840 --> 00:41:37,440
Speaker 1: on my expedition. Can we go swimming now? No? I

640
00:41:37,520 --> 00:41:42,160
Speaker 1: teed to tell the story again from the top, and

641
00:41:42,320 --> 00:41:50,239
Speaker 1: that's the number two. C three is from Patrian V

642
00:41:50,320 --> 00:41:54,000
Speaker 1: I P. Larry Stewart, who wrote, Hey, guys, just listen

643
00:41:54,040 --> 00:41:57,280
Speaker 1: to the episode about die Hard with Marvin McHugh. Very funny.

644
00:41:57,440 --> 00:41:59,920
Speaker 1: But when our one, some or all of you going

645
00:42:00,040 --> 00:42:02,600
Speaker 1: to do your friend and colleague Chris Elverado a solid

646
00:42:03,000 --> 00:42:05,040
Speaker 1: and hosts a series of movie nights so he can

647
00:42:05,080 --> 00:42:07,880
Speaker 1: get caught up on American and other classic films so

648
00:42:08,000 --> 00:42:10,560
Speaker 1: he doesn't feel so awkward when these situations come up.

649
00:42:11,120 --> 00:42:12,880
Speaker 1: The man is crying for help and it's time to

650
00:42:12,960 --> 00:42:16,000
Speaker 1: listen anyway, still loving what you guys are doing, and

651
00:42:16,120 --> 00:42:20,960
Speaker 1: my suggestion this time is Girl Scout Cookie Mafia. Thanks

652
00:42:21,000 --> 00:42:24,160
Speaker 1: you guys as always, in love and prosperity to you all. Best.

653
00:42:24,560 --> 00:42:31,160
Speaker 1: Larry Stewart, Hey, grandson, come in here to my sick bed.

654
00:42:38,400 --> 00:42:43,239
Speaker 1: We're both here. I don't use plurals most of them.

655
00:42:46,000 --> 00:42:49,000
Speaker 1: You know your granddad is about to die from the

656
00:42:49,080 --> 00:42:53,880
Speaker 1: sugar dial busies. Oh oh, I'm so sorry, but you

657
00:42:53,920 --> 00:42:56,000
Speaker 1: guys are supposed to keep a little further away. He's

658
00:42:56,239 --> 00:43:03,440
Speaker 1: very contagious diabetes diabetes. Gy just it's they're just sugar diabetes.

659
00:43:03,840 --> 00:43:09,359
Speaker 1: I got them ears so sweet around him. Just step

660
00:43:09,480 --> 00:43:15,120
Speaker 1: back a little bit further. My last wish's for one

661
00:43:15,200 --> 00:43:17,160
Speaker 1: of you to bring me one of them new girls

662
00:43:17,239 --> 00:43:22,920
Speaker 1: got cookie, either the fan man all the grass huh,

663
00:43:23,840 --> 00:43:27,800
Speaker 1: whichever one of you bring me. The girl's got crookie before.

664
00:43:27,840 --> 00:43:33,040
Speaker 1: I will be crief onto you may and to force.

665
00:43:34,800 --> 00:43:38,640
Speaker 1: But grandfather, it's out a season. There aren't cookies available

666
00:43:38,760 --> 00:43:42,080
Speaker 1: right now. I'll do Grandpa, I'll do it. I'll do

667
00:43:42,160 --> 00:43:47,160
Speaker 1: it too. We'll find it. I'll get there first. Jaden Chading,

668
00:43:47,200 --> 00:43:54,480
Speaker 1: congratulations on your newest patch on your sash. You got

669
00:43:54,560 --> 00:43:59,360
Speaker 1: a sewing patch. That's nice. Great. Now, listen, I know

670
00:43:59,440 --> 00:44:06,399
Speaker 1: I'm not You're real mom was here. All my other

671
00:44:06,440 --> 00:44:08,920
Speaker 1: patches were given to me by my real mom. I know,

672
00:44:09,520 --> 00:44:14,360
Speaker 1: and I know, I know I'm the scout mom, but

673
00:44:14,440 --> 00:44:18,200
Speaker 1: I'm not your real mom. But Jayden, you've been really impressive.

674
00:44:18,640 --> 00:44:22,120
Speaker 1: Your archery is incredible. My mom said, doesn't mean my

675
00:44:22,200 --> 00:44:25,680
Speaker 1: skills go out the window. They didn't. My talent, just

676
00:44:25,840 --> 00:44:29,520
Speaker 1: my mom. I heard that when somebody's mom. That's just

677
00:44:29,719 --> 00:44:34,040
Speaker 1: like when you blind, then you get extra extra talents

678
00:44:34,680 --> 00:44:39,399
Speaker 1: like the blind people have. They can they can smell. Jaden,

679
00:44:39,520 --> 00:44:41,319
Speaker 1: is this right? Do you get extra talent? I can't

680
00:44:41,440 --> 00:44:44,320
Speaker 1: say that the reason why I'm good at stuff is

681
00:44:44,320 --> 00:44:47,719
Speaker 1: because my mom is dead. That would almost imply I'm

682
00:44:47,800 --> 00:44:50,879
Speaker 1: thankful for her death, and I'm not. I'm really really

683
00:44:51,000 --> 00:44:58,439
Speaker 1: torn up. I'm no super disrespectful Tina, and I think

684
00:44:58,520 --> 00:45:01,560
Speaker 1: that maybe we should take away there spectful patch. Okay,

685
00:45:01,680 --> 00:45:03,479
Speaker 1: I hope this cand of talk you for a second.

686
00:45:03,560 --> 00:45:06,760
Speaker 1: Just what mom to mom? Just give me one second, Tina, Jaden,

687
00:45:06,920 --> 00:45:12,200
Speaker 1: give me one second. Yeah, what's up, Carol. I'm a lot. Actually,

688
00:45:12,239 --> 00:45:14,279
Speaker 1: I'm I'm first. I was always happy to come in

689
00:45:14,600 --> 00:45:17,520
Speaker 1: and yeah, a little bit, I'm always happy to come

690
00:45:17,560 --> 00:45:19,120
Speaker 1: in and help out without all the things that need

691
00:45:19,120 --> 00:45:21,840
Speaker 1: to get done. But this comes into like some some

692
00:45:21,960 --> 00:45:25,880
Speaker 1: really fucked up therapy session for you and your stepdaughter,

693
00:45:26,280 --> 00:45:28,759
Speaker 1: and it really it just hurts my daughter's ability to

694
00:45:28,800 --> 00:45:34,160
Speaker 1: get patches. So maybe we could just do this when

695
00:45:34,239 --> 00:45:36,799
Speaker 1: we're not girls scounting. Maybe you could just have these

696
00:45:36,840 --> 00:45:39,600
Speaker 1: heart to hearts because this this isn't a patch. She

697
00:45:39,719 --> 00:45:44,960
Speaker 1: won't talk, she won't get it. Okay, okay, well then

698
00:45:45,000 --> 00:45:47,680
Speaker 1: maybe she did get that. So you what you were

699
00:45:47,680 --> 00:45:50,680
Speaker 1: you looking for? You're looking for Samoa's Well, what are

700
00:45:50,680 --> 00:45:52,879
Speaker 1: you looking for? You want? No? No, no, I'm looking

701
00:45:52,920 --> 00:45:58,320
Speaker 1: for h I think it's a Sandman or a grease

702
00:45:58,800 --> 00:46:06,560
Speaker 1: grease honkey, grease hockey. It's uh no, no, you go

703
00:46:06,680 --> 00:46:09,279
Speaker 1: back to the you go back to the shop. So

704
00:46:09,800 --> 00:46:14,160
Speaker 1: guys greased up. Look, these things are expensive. You know.

705
00:46:14,320 --> 00:46:17,560
Speaker 1: They fill off the back of a truck. If you

706
00:46:17,640 --> 00:46:22,040
Speaker 1: know what I'm saying. Oh no, they damage. No, they're

707
00:46:23,719 --> 00:46:26,080
Speaker 1: they're look, they're just they're expensive. All right. And if

708
00:46:26,840 --> 00:46:31,040
Speaker 1: whatever it takes to get that stand man, everything he takes,

709
00:46:31,800 --> 00:46:37,720
Speaker 1: you're gonna have to pledge your loyalty to us, all right, Okay,

710
00:46:37,840 --> 00:46:41,200
Speaker 1: yeah done. We're gonna call you whenever we need something done.

711
00:46:41,280 --> 00:46:43,680
Speaker 1: You're gonna have to pay it back, all right? Sure,

712
00:46:43,719 --> 00:46:46,080
Speaker 1: of course, are favor for me a favor for you?

713
00:46:47,440 --> 00:46:51,440
Speaker 1: You're in for life. Hey, Jaden, can I come in

714
00:46:51,560 --> 00:46:58,120
Speaker 1: for one second? Fine? Just one second? Hey, I want

715
00:46:58,120 --> 00:47:02,120
Speaker 1: to talk to I want to talk to you like

716
00:47:02,160 --> 00:47:10,879
Speaker 1: an adult. Mrs. Look, I found out some interesting news

717
00:47:10,960 --> 00:47:14,680
Speaker 1: today from the moms. I'm on the email chain. Sorry,

718
00:47:14,719 --> 00:47:16,279
Speaker 1: but you're gonna have to deliver it on the other

719
00:47:16,360 --> 00:47:19,200
Speaker 1: side of the doorway. You said, one minute, one second,

720
00:47:20,400 --> 00:47:24,239
Speaker 1: one second? Okay, can you still hear me? Yeah? No,

721
00:47:24,360 --> 00:47:28,680
Speaker 1: you don't have to close the door. Oh okay, okay, Listen.

722
00:47:29,760 --> 00:47:33,600
Speaker 1: Turns out this year shipments of cookies have been stolen

723
00:47:34,640 --> 00:47:36,719
Speaker 1: by some What are you trying to say? What are

724
00:47:36,719 --> 00:47:40,399
Speaker 1: you trying to blame it on meat everything? No? No, no, no, Jaden.

725
00:47:40,440 --> 00:47:43,680
Speaker 1: What I'm saying is you're the smartest person I know.

726
00:47:44,800 --> 00:47:48,240
Speaker 1: Maybe you and I could go after these bad guys.

727
00:47:49,280 --> 00:47:52,320
Speaker 1: Have you seen my math grades? I don't know, Bianca.

728
00:47:52,520 --> 00:47:54,919
Speaker 1: I mean, I guess you can go on to road

729
00:47:54,960 --> 00:47:57,680
Speaker 1: you for a bit, but I think you just gotta

730
00:47:57,680 --> 00:48:00,480
Speaker 1: give her her space. I mean, her mom, not two

731
00:48:00,520 --> 00:48:02,759
Speaker 1: months ago. Do you not love me anymore? Is that

732
00:48:02,800 --> 00:48:04,880
Speaker 1: what's going on here. Of course I love you, Bianca,

733
00:48:05,040 --> 00:48:07,239
Speaker 1: of course I love you. Then let me take the

734
00:48:07,360 --> 00:48:10,920
Speaker 1: Tesla X and let me take Jayden and let us

735
00:48:10,920 --> 00:48:14,200
Speaker 1: go for a little road trip. Fine. I just, honestly,

736
00:48:14,280 --> 00:48:16,080
Speaker 1: I think the best thing to do is just let

737
00:48:16,160 --> 00:48:19,120
Speaker 1: bygones be bygones. You know what I mean? I think.

738
00:48:19,160 --> 00:48:21,000
Speaker 1: I mean, she's like, look, she wants to me by herself,

739
00:48:21,040 --> 00:48:23,560
Speaker 1: but be it by herself. You know? So you don't

740
00:48:23,600 --> 00:48:26,320
Speaker 1: love me? What what are you not getting? Yes? I

741
00:48:26,440 --> 00:48:29,960
Speaker 1: love you? What are you talking about? How much I would? Dad?

742
00:48:30,080 --> 00:48:32,040
Speaker 1: I know that you told the kids to go get

743
00:48:32,120 --> 00:48:37,279
Speaker 1: you boy Scout cookies, Girl Scout cookies cookies. Listen, this

744
00:48:37,480 --> 00:48:40,759
Speaker 1: isn't fair. Those kids are gonna follow the same path

745
00:48:40,840 --> 00:48:43,520
Speaker 1: as you. Once they start fighting out how to get

746
00:48:43,600 --> 00:48:48,480
Speaker 1: girl Scout cookies offseason, they're gonna get diabetes too. Look,

747
00:48:49,320 --> 00:48:54,399
Speaker 1: so I've lived a long line. I'm almost sixty years old.

748
00:48:54,880 --> 00:48:59,480
Speaker 1: Sixty Could you imagine nobody ever expected and about it

749
00:48:59,560 --> 00:49:03,880
Speaker 1: off to make it that long. Those cookers and all

750
00:49:03,920 --> 00:49:07,520
Speaker 1: the sugar retreats have wrote me more pleasure of my

751
00:49:07,719 --> 00:49:13,879
Speaker 1: life than anything could. If they go down my path,

752
00:49:14,520 --> 00:49:18,080
Speaker 1: they will walk down it happily. Were swollen feet the

753
00:49:18,239 --> 00:49:24,839
Speaker 1: same way I have. All I will is finn mint

754
00:49:25,680 --> 00:49:28,080
Speaker 1: and I'm sorry. You're gonna have to leave the room.

755
00:49:28,120 --> 00:49:29,920
Speaker 1: We're gonna have to put hot water into his blood

756
00:49:29,960 --> 00:49:33,560
Speaker 1: to dilute some of the sugar. I'm sorry, Please, this

757
00:49:33,719 --> 00:49:35,879
Speaker 1: is my time with I'm sorry. Okay, we're gonna put

758
00:49:35,920 --> 00:49:39,920
Speaker 1: hot water is blood now, okay, Jaden, that's the warehouse,

759
00:49:40,840 --> 00:49:43,600
Speaker 1: that's where all the bad men are. I'll take care

760
00:49:43,640 --> 00:49:47,160
Speaker 1: of it. You don't need me to go with you. No,

761
00:49:47,480 --> 00:49:51,719
Speaker 1: I don't need you, okay, all right, Now we gotta

762
00:49:51,760 --> 00:49:54,960
Speaker 1: make sure we cut it. Okay, all that matters, all right,

763
00:49:55,080 --> 00:49:57,960
Speaker 1: all the marriages that we just get the product? Move? Yeah?

764
00:49:59,239 --> 00:50:01,800
Speaker 1: What the hell is this? Antonio? What the hell is this?

765
00:50:01,920 --> 00:50:09,719
Speaker 1: Your numbers? You're down? Are you serious? What? What? What? What?

766
00:50:09,880 --> 00:50:11,560
Speaker 1: What was that? Pop up? You guys here? Pop up?

767
00:50:12,080 --> 00:50:17,640
Speaker 1: Who's that? The heck? Was that pop? I hear it again?

768
00:50:19,440 --> 00:50:24,360
Speaker 1: The door, the door, Don tag along? I got bad news.

769
00:50:25,280 --> 00:50:31,640
Speaker 1: The shipment was shot up, Don tag along? What are

770
00:50:31,640 --> 00:50:35,439
Speaker 1: you talking about? My shipment was shut up. They found

771
00:50:35,480 --> 00:50:39,440
Speaker 1: the way as he got all shut up. You gotta

772
00:50:39,560 --> 00:50:42,480
Speaker 1: be kidding me. All your pushes it dead. I'm sorry,

773
00:50:42,760 --> 00:50:45,160
Speaker 1: I never did this. I want the head on the

774
00:50:45,360 --> 00:50:49,279
Speaker 1: planet or a nice chafing dish. Do you understand me?

775
00:50:50,360 --> 00:50:54,000
Speaker 1: I understand I got one lead. One of our dealers

776
00:50:54,080 --> 00:50:56,600
Speaker 1: wrote on the wall and blood jade and what the

777
00:50:56,760 --> 00:51:01,960
Speaker 1: j I don't know who that is, but forget the plaid.

778
00:51:02,040 --> 00:51:06,160
Speaker 1: It only a nice jaffin dish you bring me? Oh

779
00:51:06,280 --> 00:51:09,720
Speaker 1: my god, chi, it's all those blood and all those money.

780
00:51:12,040 --> 00:51:15,960
Speaker 1: I didn't Aren't you proud? Don't you want to give

781
00:51:16,040 --> 00:51:19,920
Speaker 1: me a patch? Do you want to give me as

782
00:51:19,960 --> 00:51:21,759
Speaker 1: wrong in my interior? What the hell happened to the guy?

783
00:51:21,840 --> 00:51:25,719
Speaker 1: Damn Tesla? We had fun? Is that a problem? I

784
00:51:25,760 --> 00:51:29,640
Speaker 1: guess you don't love me? Jane, you did such a

785
00:51:29,680 --> 00:51:32,759
Speaker 1: good job. Would you be up for one more job?

786
00:51:33,560 --> 00:51:38,040
Speaker 1: Could we stop by Carol's house? And then I said,

787
00:51:38,120 --> 00:51:40,480
Speaker 1: I said, I don't care what kind of cheese it is.

788
00:51:40,800 --> 00:51:43,319
Speaker 1: If it isn't important. What do you hear that? Pop pop?

789
00:51:44,360 --> 00:51:50,160
Speaker 1: I had a pop to hear that Poppa Poppa? Now

790
00:51:50,200 --> 00:51:59,800
Speaker 1: there's what is that? I don't know? Okay, do j

791
00:52:00,040 --> 00:52:08,000
Speaker 1: to know? Hey? You know Carol and I'm Amy Tecy's mom,

792
00:52:08,960 --> 00:52:14,640
Speaker 1: TC's mom. Jaden, Remember, idiot, Carol, don't talk to me

793
00:52:14,719 --> 00:52:18,480
Speaker 1: like me. Look at this bad right here, a communication

794
00:52:20,960 --> 00:52:26,680
Speaker 1: with blood communications chill is that? Get this one right here?

795
00:52:28,280 --> 00:52:29,640
Speaker 1: What do you mean you're going to go have a

796
00:52:29,719 --> 00:52:33,880
Speaker 1: meeting with the mafia? Don you've done? How are you

797
00:52:34,560 --> 00:52:38,640
Speaker 1: you brought me into you're making me? No, you're right.

798
00:52:39,560 --> 00:52:42,200
Speaker 1: Either you're in or you're dead. So do you want

799
00:52:42,200 --> 00:52:48,000
Speaker 1: to be put on ice? Hey? Grandfather? Um, I couldn't

800
00:52:48,040 --> 00:52:49,680
Speaker 1: quite get you what you wanted, but I did get

801
00:52:49,760 --> 00:52:54,960
Speaker 1: some boy Scout cookies. Um, here's some fat mints and

802
00:52:55,120 --> 00:53:08,040
Speaker 1: some crickets, your granda, your things and famous and crasshopper.

803
00:53:08,239 --> 00:53:11,640
Speaker 1: I know, but these mints are fatter. There's more mint. Alright, son,

804
00:53:11,680 --> 00:53:13,440
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, you're gonna We're gonna have to put flour

805
00:53:13,520 --> 00:53:20,120
Speaker 1: into his bloodstream right now to take don tagalong. It's

806
00:53:20,160 --> 00:53:24,560
Speaker 1: been a long time coming. Told him to bring me

807
00:53:24,680 --> 00:53:27,759
Speaker 1: your head on the chafing dish, and I see your

808
00:53:27,800 --> 00:53:30,879
Speaker 1: head still attached to your body, and I don't see

809
00:53:30,960 --> 00:53:36,359
Speaker 1: no chafing dish. Let me tell you something, man, there

810
00:53:36,400 --> 00:53:40,680
Speaker 1: are girls Scout cookies and there are boy Scout cookies.

811
00:53:41,360 --> 00:53:44,719
Speaker 1: And the fact that an old man is trying to

812
00:53:45,000 --> 00:53:51,360
Speaker 1: run girl Scout cookies makes me real upset. Hey, you

813
00:53:51,440 --> 00:53:53,600
Speaker 1: may want to take the time to look behind you

814
00:53:54,320 --> 00:53:56,600
Speaker 1: trip to I just needed enough time for me to

815
00:53:56,680 --> 00:53:59,960
Speaker 1: pull out this gun pop pop pop pop pop popa

816
00:54:00,040 --> 00:54:08,440
Speaker 1: by get back. It's me. I'm her step mom. Just

817
00:54:08,600 --> 00:54:11,319
Speaker 1: he used the word mom, but with step in front

818
00:54:11,400 --> 00:54:14,200
Speaker 1: of it. Hey, if I gotta put two heads in

819
00:54:14,239 --> 00:54:17,480
Speaker 1: a chafing dish other than one, I'll do it. I'm

820
00:54:18,760 --> 00:54:21,920
Speaker 1: going going ho ship Huh. I don't know what happened,

821
00:54:21,960 --> 00:54:24,200
Speaker 1: but we'll over run this girl scout from from all

822
00:54:24,200 --> 00:54:27,120
Speaker 1: around the city. They're coming in try to kill all

823
00:54:27,200 --> 00:54:35,080
Speaker 1: of us. Food bad over run Yeah, Dante along I

824
00:54:35,120 --> 00:54:37,479
Speaker 1: could go ahead and call him the Docy Doe gang.

825
00:54:38,040 --> 00:54:40,360
Speaker 1: They don't want to have to owe them. But do

826
00:54:40,680 --> 00:54:44,680
Speaker 1: that and I call in the brownies. I know when

827
00:54:44,760 --> 00:54:50,279
Speaker 1: I'm beat. Hey, little girl, take this badge. I don't

828
00:54:50,360 --> 00:54:55,439
Speaker 1: waiting for somebody she ripped off his own face. Don't

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Speaker 1: Dr It's all there is a patient and well too

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Speaker 1: both thin mints. We ran out of grasshoppers. That's the

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Speaker 1: all part of it. That's fine. Now, you, sir, unfortunately,

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Speaker 1: my town, and I know for a fact you're eating

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Speaker 1: those fatties. Dr Doctor, we gotta alert. The cake is dying.

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Speaker 1: The cake is dying. I tell you not to put

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Speaker 1: what you want out of life anyways. But he's dying.

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Speaker 1: Is that what you're telling don't you think I know

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Speaker 1: that old adage? Of course, you live by your own laws.

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Speaker 1: That's the only way to get through this hell by

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Speaker 1: why live by your own laws? Yes, but what's the problem.

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Speaker 1: The problem is not enough people do that. We're always

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Speaker 1: It's a it's a it's some sort of murder creature

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Speaker 1: But it sall shut up and flopping around to see

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Speaker 1: what I can do. This hospital is more than I

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Speaker 1: can take. Doctor, doctor, doctor. There is a Lamborghini out

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Speaker 1: that it should not be. We need you to handle this.

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Speaker 1: You need to go to doctor. He's son. They do that.

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Speaker 1: I don't take care of car. And that's our show

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Speaker 1: to keep yours. See what's going James, And well, thank

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Speaker 1: you so much for having me in today. Uh I

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Speaker 1: each of the Alchemists. Thanks for the laughs and helping

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Speaker 1: me through such a difficult year and a half. I

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Speaker 1: staple at sketch Fest almost every year. So it's an

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Speaker 1: amazing show. You guys should all go see it. Jackie

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Speaker 1: Gonzalez to Ruthie, thank you for having me. Uh you know, hey,

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Speaker 1: when this comes out, I think July is going to

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Speaker 1: But you know, I'm at Jackie Druthy on the socials

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Speaker 1: I would suggest someone watches Game Front and also the

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Speaker 1: black version. I love the black version of different movies.

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Speaker 1: I love watching that. Nice Chris Alvarado, thank you. Um wow,

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Speaker 1: we highly encourage black Okay, great, well then you gonna

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