Speaker 1: It's another jubile phone frame Mornings on the twenties. Hello, Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's Donk. I'm sorry, who is this Donk? I hope
Speaker 1: you ready to get started because.
Speaker 2: Like I no, I'm sorry, I think you have the
Speaker 2: wrong number. I don't know who this is Vanessa.
Speaker 3: Yes, yeah, this is Donk calling from Fitness. Well, my
Speaker 3: real name is Paul Donkler, but my friends call me
Speaker 3: Donk and you can call me Donk. But I'm a
Speaker 3: trainer here and they just told me that I'm going
Speaker 3: to be working with you.
Speaker 1: So what up? Okay?
Speaker 3: Uh?
Speaker 2: Yeah, I guess sorry.
Speaker 3: I I didn't really Are you ready to get in
Speaker 3: some good sweatology with me?
Speaker 2: I don't really know the means, but yes, I'm ready
Speaker 2: for the sessions I signed up for.
Speaker 3: Yeah, so we're gonna get after it, you know what
Speaker 3: I mean. And I'm I'm gonna make you ninja sweat like.
Speaker 3: That's one thing that I really focus on a lot
Speaker 3: with my clients is making sure that they get a
Speaker 3: ninja sweat in.
Speaker 2: What the hell is a ninja sweat?
Speaker 1: I've never heard that, you know.
Speaker 3: It's like a thing I came up with for my
Speaker 3: workout routines and the sweatology that I do in the
Speaker 3: cardio kinetic department, And what that means is like you're
Speaker 3: going to be working hell hard and Donk is going
Speaker 3: to push you until you sweat like a ninja, you know,
Speaker 3: because I'm sure like ninja's probably sweat a lot because
Speaker 3: they're like moving around and stuff. So but I think
Speaker 3: it sounds pretty cool. So we're going to be making
Speaker 3: you a ninja sweat. I hope you're ready for that.
Speaker 2: Wait, I'm sorry you're Dunk or someone else's Donk. Then
Speaker 2: I'm gonna be working.
Speaker 1: With I'm Donk.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and I'm excited to like get in there and
Speaker 3: crush it with you.
Speaker 1: And like I just want to call them.
Speaker 3: I kind of assets your fitness levels, you know, so
Speaker 3: I know how hard to push and get that ninja
Speaker 3: sweat out.
Speaker 2: A sess Okay, you know, never mind, I think you're
Speaker 2: mispronouncing some things and I'm having trouble understanding you.
Speaker 3: How good though, dude, Let's get an asss in real quick, Okay,
Speaker 3: Like you know when it comes to cardio, you know
Speaker 3: what I mean?
Speaker 1: Like would you say your.
Speaker 3: Cardio level is like Samurai or you know, like a ducky.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, No, this is not how you evaluate
Speaker 2: someone's fitness. So like, I don't understand what this is,
Speaker 2: and so I just want a different personal trainer. So
Speaker 2: thank you for the call, but can you make sure
Speaker 2: that you swap me out with someone else who works there?
Speaker 3: DONK will make you ninja sweat. The other trainers, I
Speaker 3: can tell you they don't have Donk's ninja sweat training
Speaker 3: cardio kinetic swatology techniques, so perfect.
Speaker 2: I'd like to work with some one who sounds like
Speaker 2: they have more than a second grade education, the one
Speaker 2: who I can understand and knows actual fitness terms.
Speaker 3: Okay, well, you're like going to be charged for this
Speaker 3: session anyway, so like I do what did you do?
Speaker 2: This is like considering, No, no, did you just say
Speaker 2: I'm being charged for.
Speaker 1: This phone call?
Speaker 3: Yeah, DONK has to charge you for my sweatspertise that
Speaker 3: I used in this phone call, and gratudi is accepted
Speaker 3: on all training sessions.
Speaker 1: So like, if you want to throw me like a bone,
Speaker 1: that'd be cool.
Speaker 2: If anything, you need to pay me for wasting my time.
Speaker 2: This is absurd. I need to talk to someone else.
Speaker 2: I'm going to cancel my subscription with this gym. I'm
Speaker 2: going to find a completely different facility all because of
Speaker 2: Donk and is freaking Ninja sweating.
Speaker 3: Well, then I'll let you know that this is actually
Speaker 3: a brank phone call. This is Jubil from the Jubil
Speaker 3: Show doing a phone brank on you and your husband
Speaker 3: set you up.
Speaker 1: No, no, okay, it's the show again.
Speaker 2: Wait.
Speaker 3: He said that he just booked some training sessions and
Speaker 3: he was saying they're gonna get hooked up with a meathead,
Speaker 3: so he wanted to mess with you.
Speaker 2: No, no, no, wait, So Donk isn't real.
Speaker 3: I mean, he's real in my mind, but like, I
Speaker 3: don't think you're going to be getting an into sweating
Speaker 3: with him.
Speaker 1: Sorry, disappointing. Thanks God.
Speaker 2: I was like, do I like to get a lawyer
Speaker 2: and see this person is crazy?
Speaker 1: Wake up every morning with Jubile phone Franks