Speaker 1: The volume.
Speaker 2: Will be hit.
Speaker 3: I'm propping, Yeah, she popping the ass. Hey, I'm ticking
Speaker 3: in the cash. Yeah, I'm showing in Donald's.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 2: She watching him grass.
Speaker 4: Yay. She sucking my dick. Yeah, she's sucking my dick.
Speaker 2: Yay.
Speaker 3: She grabbing my balls. Yay, she nugs my ship. I
Speaker 3: don't even care you why. I don't even care ass
Speaker 3: to fact that pussy overtight. I don't even care who.
Speaker 3: I don't give a fuck you bad. I don't even
Speaker 3: care you trying me for I might pay you cash. Hey,
Speaker 3: fucking esteeming nigga, fucking I mean.
Speaker 5: Putting up it wrong, And we're back the sick cast.
Speaker 5: I feel like everyone has been sick for the last
Speaker 5: two weeks. No one can shake any of these flues
Speaker 5: of about fifty ginger shots deep over the last two weeks.
Speaker 2: I don't even know what to do anymore.
Speaker 1: So good, don't worry about it. Told you the Mono Warrior, man,
Speaker 1: it's probably little Mono.
Speaker 6: I don't think I've ever had mono, honestly.
Speaker 2: Okay, really, you got out of it clean, got the.
Speaker 5: New k Yeah, I dog born nineteen ninety I was
Speaker 5: at the height of Mono. Oh shit, like when when
Speaker 5: we started figuring out what kissing was, I know was
Speaker 5: at its peak like it was. Yeah, it was definitely
Speaker 5: Mono nineteen at that point.
Speaker 2: Well, hopefully everybody starts to feel a little bit better.
Speaker 1: Do remember that our first episode, Rory Yes, Rory Mal
Speaker 1: Don't Know Ball with our first guest, Adam pac Man Jones,
Speaker 1: is available now.
Speaker 2: Yes, shout out to Adam pac Man Jones for joining us.
Speaker 5: One of my one of my favorite defensive backs and
Speaker 5: punt returners of all time.
Speaker 2: One of my favorite personalities as well on and off
Speaker 2: the fields.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it was fun talking to him. A lot of
Speaker 1: a lot of a lot of bumps and turns and
Speaker 1: that was a roller coaster, but we got through it.
Speaker 2: Shout out to pac Man Jones.
Speaker 5: He was a great guest, especially on Zoom and him
Speaker 5: being at a golf store with a golf simulator be
Speaker 5: at what else would he be but a golf a
Speaker 5: golf store.
Speaker 6: But I thought it was a really cool first episode.
Speaker 5: For those that don't know, we are launching a new
Speaker 5: show on our same YouTube platform, same audio platform, Roy
Speaker 5: Maul Don't Know Ball, where we talk with some of
Speaker 5: our favorite people from the sports world about music, topics,
Speaker 5: some some sports stuff that we'll try to learn on,
Speaker 5: but not We're not going to give you some skip takes.
Speaker 5: We are staying within our wheelhouse with music. Pac Man
Speaker 5: Jones said that Future needs to thank Young Thug, and
Speaker 5: I just had to sit down one out because I'm
Speaker 5: not from Atlanta, but I started doing the math in
Speaker 5: real time. I just don't that might have been the
Speaker 5: craziest music take.
Speaker 2: I mean, but if maybe it wasn't just about music.
Speaker 5: It's kind of funny because after we were pitching the
Speaker 5: show and shout out to the volume, we had said
Speaker 5: over the years the worst and craziest music takes we've
Speaker 5: gotten from people ended up being athletes. How we came
Speaker 5: up with this concept and off the first first episode,
Speaker 5: Pacman Jones says that Future, oh Young Thug, thank you.
Speaker 1: I mean, but again, I'm thinking maybe it may be personal.
Speaker 1: It might not be maybe a music basis, like you're thinking, maybe.
Speaker 6: We were asking maybe questions though.
Speaker 5: Yeah, it's just like the Future been out ten years
Speaker 5: before Thug was even a round.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but still Thug my bafluence staff from you know
Speaker 1: what I mean, from behind the scenes though, Like I
Speaker 1: don't even want to get in the studio yet, but
Speaker 1: you should.
Speaker 5: Future was in the basement with Andre three thousand and
Speaker 5: Big Boy in the nineties.
Speaker 2: Doug maybe oucaves gotta think Doug too. We don't know.
Speaker 2: It could be a deep dalk a criminal link.
Speaker 5: And you know what's funny now that I think about it, emyb,
Speaker 5: when everyone got really pissed off, you know when three
Speaker 5: Stacks comes out of the woodwork every so many years
Speaker 5: through interviews, he had said at Fife's funeral, when he
Speaker 5: was speaking and in some publication that Thug was his
Speaker 5: favorite artist. Like everyone thought he was about to shot
Speaker 5: on Thug. He's like, now it's my to me. That's
Speaker 5: defines Atlanta Go, you're onto something.
Speaker 2: So pac Man was right. Thank them at.
Speaker 6: Aliens all the Futures catalog, Doug was a kid in.
Speaker 1: There somewhere, somewhere along the line. Thug is in that story.
Speaker 1: But our first episode of Don't Know Rory Maul, Don't
Speaker 1: Know Ball with Adam pac Man Jones is available now.
Speaker 5: And My Car was beautiful with Day twenty six. Yeah,
Speaker 5: incredible performance.
Speaker 2: Thanks to the guys for coming through.
Speaker 5: Man.
Speaker 1: That was a dope performance. Impromptu singing by the by
Speaker 1: the sink because we also acoustics sound great at sink.
Speaker 5: Peas were shedding tears watching that he was watching on repeat.
Speaker 2: Yeah, they went crazy. That was fun.
Speaker 5: Shout out to the guys. Loved our conversation with them
Speaker 5: as well. Shout day twenty six. Did you ever go
Speaker 5: to the show that week?
Speaker 2: I was at AH. I didn't make it to that
Speaker 2: show at what was it at? It was at SLB
Speaker 2: two nights. Yeah, no, did I didn't make it out.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna catch them.
Speaker 1: I am gonna catch them live because I've never seen
Speaker 1: them live, so I do want to make sure I
Speaker 1: catch him live. Also gonna catch Shout out to Sean
Speaker 1: Stockman for he sent my sister some tickets to catch
Speaker 1: Boys to Men live down at the MGM grand I think.
Speaker 2: I believe in DC.
Speaker 4: I believe.
Speaker 1: I believe it was that I can't remember, but Sean,
Speaker 1: thank you, my brother for looking out for my family.
Speaker 1: They said the show was amazing, and they all said
Speaker 1: that I have to catch the show. So I'm gonna
Speaker 1: fly out one of these days to whatever city Boys
Speaker 1: to Men is in and catch one of their shows.
Speaker 5: One of my homegirls was in Vegas and I put
Speaker 5: this photo in the recording chat, like two or three
Speaker 5: days ago she went to go see a new addition
Speaker 5: in Vegas? Right, did y'all see the meet and greet photo?
Speaker 2: Pege?
Speaker 5: I don't know if there's a way that we can
Speaker 5: blur her face when we put it up on the screen.
Speaker 1: All right, So why is BBD on one side? Why
Speaker 1: is Well, there's a guy that replaced Bobby Brown at
Speaker 1: one point and Bobby.
Speaker 6: You know, there's a lot of layers to this entire thing.
Speaker 2: Yeah, this is Did these niggas say hello to each
Speaker 2: other on the tour?
Speaker 4: Like?
Speaker 2: Did BBD and Johnny and Bobby speak to each other?
Speaker 5: I mean, I love that they they hey BD so
Speaker 5: much that Johnny and Bobby are cool with each other.
Speaker 6: Poison pissed them off that much?
Speaker 2: Okay, But what is the what is the point? What
Speaker 2: is the point of this though?
Speaker 1: Why are they why do they have the fans between something?
Speaker 5: And I don't know if it's a cleanliness thing, Like
Speaker 5: I never even saw this.
Speaker 2: You think this is a cleanliness thing.
Speaker 5: Even when we were doing shows, like right at the
Speaker 5: tail end of COVID, when it was still a little
Speaker 5: weird and you had to wear a mask, we were
Speaker 5: like shaking hands and hugging the fans. This is this isious,
Speaker 5: absolutely ridiculous.
Speaker 2: What is going on?
Speaker 4: Man?
Speaker 2: I've never seen a why at this point, why I
Speaker 2: even do the meet and Greek?
Speaker 1: I mean concerned about germs and people being sick? Why
Speaker 1: even do the meet and Greek? That's a super question.
Speaker 1: Mark never seen no ship like.
Speaker 2: This, I haven't. I don't think they have to be separated.
Speaker 1: Like a hot pocket, you know, you put the hot
Speaker 1: pocket inside the sleeve and put it inside the microwave.
Speaker 2: Like, what is this?
Speaker 7: I don't even think this can't be for germs though
Speaker 7: there's no way that this is for germs because one
Speaker 7: sneeze and everybody is still getting Like.
Speaker 2: You think Bobby Brown is concerned about germs.
Speaker 7: I don't think there's germs at all. That's why I'm like,
Speaker 7: I don't know. Why are they married? But I don't
Speaker 7: want to touch anybody, like I don't understand married.
Speaker 2: Don't touch Eddie wasn't there.
Speaker 1: Don't do that because we just can't. We not we
Speaker 1: can't do that, but yeah, we can't. This is this
Speaker 1: is absolutely what is this?
Speaker 6: I don't know?
Speaker 5: And and she like one of her friends works for
Speaker 5: whatever that theater is, so she didn't like pay for
Speaker 5: the meet and greet. Her friend was just like, yo,
Speaker 5: you want to go meet all you want to meet
Speaker 5: a new addition? No, this is for the meeting greet.
Speaker 5: But she's like, yo, if you want to go meet
Speaker 5: new audition, like, I'll just put you next.
Speaker 2: To the meet and great, shit, we'll skip the line.
Speaker 5: And then she sent me because I was hyped for
Speaker 5: I was like, damn, you get to meet a new
Speaker 5: audition Like that'd be a dream for me.
Speaker 6: And then she sent me this photo. I'm like, you
Speaker 6: didn't meet new addition?
Speaker 2: All right?
Speaker 1: This is why this is absolutely insane. First of all,
Speaker 1: that that young lady had to walk into that slot,
Speaker 1: walk past Johnny, Bobby, Ricky, Mike and Ronnie like and
Speaker 1: then like standing between a column.
Speaker 2: What's not like she came.
Speaker 1: From behind the step and repeat and just appeared she
Speaker 1: had to walk past them and then turn around and
Speaker 1: stand in that take a picture in the walk back?
Speaker 6: Do you think they did like the prison shit for
Speaker 6: the handshake?
Speaker 2: Had they might as well had?
Speaker 1: This is crazy and this is absolutely I just don't
Speaker 1: I don't get this at all.
Speaker 6: Do you think we should and where's Ralph. That's what
Speaker 6: I was wondering too.
Speaker 5: But once I saw Johnny and Bobby together, I was like,
Speaker 5: maybe that's all they needed.
Speaker 2: And they said, fuck Ralph, Well, is.
Speaker 1: That ralphie there with the special I thought that was Mike.
Speaker 1: Is that Mike or Ralph with the special on? That's
Speaker 1: not Ralph? Trust man, I don't know. It might be Ralph.
Speaker 1: Maybe Mike wasn't there. He looks but hyeah, this is crazy,
Speaker 1: though I would I would be highly upset if I
Speaker 1: went to pay money or go see a group that
Speaker 1: I love and this was the meet and green.
Speaker 6: Like and the standard that Chris Brown said.
Speaker 1: Is this something that the Encore theater in Vegas? Is
Speaker 1: this their COVID measures or I do not know are
Speaker 1: they still because in Vegas, I can promise you is
Speaker 1: not abiding by any COVID.
Speaker 6: Me and Jamarius were out there.
Speaker 2: There was not a ruin. I don't this is I
Speaker 2: don't know what this is.
Speaker 5: This is just like you can literally just pour alcohol
Speaker 5: and piss into the pool and just swim like so.
Speaker 2: This is not They're not this is this is not.
Speaker 1: I sense you on the group because I'm just trying
Speaker 1: to understand what is the what is the sense behind this, Like,
Speaker 1: I don't know, this makes zero sense to have a
Speaker 1: fan standing between two fucking glass columns like this, Like
Speaker 1: this is crazy.
Speaker 6: But what a way to do meet and greens?
Speaker 2: No, what a way?
Speaker 5: I just yeah, this is like that to my hotel
Speaker 5: in time, so I wouldn't be sick.
Speaker 7: Well, you don't know if they said hi 'or not,
Speaker 7: Like we don't know if any of that happened.
Speaker 6: She went in between the two.
Speaker 1: I mean, it's not even my concern at this point.
Speaker 1: They at this point, you don't have to say hi.
Speaker 1: You got me standing in between two bulletproof of.
Speaker 5: Fucking like that's how they divide a bus drivers in
Speaker 5: New York.
Speaker 2: Yeah, this is this is bro, This is crazy. I
Speaker 2: would be pissed off.
Speaker 1: If I paid money to go meet one of my
Speaker 1: favorite groups and this was the meat greet, I would
Speaker 1: be absolutely good. Nobody else on the internet is talking
Speaker 1: about this. No, I was shocked, so like, didn't she
Speaker 1: did know? She just sent it to me.
Speaker 5: It wasn't like she posted it where it could have
Speaker 5: went viral. But I mean she.
Speaker 2: Said the show was great. Wait, this girl sent this
Speaker 2: to you? Yeah, you know that girl in the middle. Yes, oh, okay,
Speaker 2: I didn't know that.
Speaker 7: No.
Speaker 5: I was just that her her friend works at the theater,
Speaker 5: and they all went. They went to Vegas and they
Speaker 5: were like, yo, if you guys want free passes to
Speaker 5: the new edition show, gotchah. So maybe I was jealous.
Speaker 5: I was like, damn, you gut to go see a
Speaker 5: new audition. Were just texting and she's like, yeah, I'm
Speaker 5: on my way now to go see. And then later
Speaker 5: that night she said she's like, yeah, they gave us
Speaker 5: backstage passes.
Speaker 1: Okay, so maybe maybe this is how they treat the
Speaker 1: non paying This is the non paying section, right, the.
Speaker 5: Guest list photos would be the funniest thing.
Speaker 1: Yeah, this is the non paying section, Like you could
Speaker 1: you could see us, but you can't greet us and
Speaker 1: meet us. You can see us, though, but this must
Speaker 1: be okay, all right, it makes sense. See I got
Speaker 1: more information now, Okay, cool, I understand it.
Speaker 2: New edition. Do y'all thing get your money? Man responded,
Speaker 2: This is nuts to me, but I think we should
Speaker 2: implement it. No, I can't. This is I would be
Speaker 2: laughing way too much.
Speaker 1: If I walked in somewhere and somebody came to meet
Speaker 1: and greet meat first of all, and I had to
Speaker 1: meet them through a fucking plexiglass.
Speaker 2: I would just be like, all right, man, I could
Speaker 2: have stayed home for this shit.
Speaker 5: Still never seen new addition, still never seen Boys to Men's.
Speaker 2: That's on my bucket list. Yeah, I need to do that.
Speaker 6: And so boyse men is on tour or they were
Speaker 6: doing something.
Speaker 1: They're on tour, they're on tour, they're moving around. I
Speaker 1: didn't look at the full the full schedule, but I
Speaker 1: did tell Sean that I would fly out somewhere and
Speaker 1: catch them somewhere on the road.
Speaker 5: So I saw a lot of people went correct me
Speaker 5: if I'm wrong. I believe it was the first set
Speaker 5: of Tyler shows that happened this past week. Yeah, all
Speaker 5: the footage looks really great, very similar to the rollout.
Speaker 5: But I mean, I definitely want to go see that
Speaker 5: Tyler show whenever he's in New York. But it looked great.
Speaker 5: I'm excited for some live performances this year. I didn't
Speaker 5: do it now as.
Speaker 1: One of the artists that I would go see Love,
Speaker 1: I would pay to go see Tyler.
Speaker 6: You guys know, I was festival poppy.
Speaker 5: I was going to all live shows the past two
Speaker 5: years with the baby, I have not been able to
Speaker 5: twenty twenty five. Once it gets a little warmer, I
Speaker 5: want to make it a thing to start going out
Speaker 5: to more live performances. I can't. I can't have Damars
Speaker 5: showed me up crying in front of Gunna like I
Speaker 5: got a top that.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, why you always.
Speaker 7: Bring up the most embarrassing moments in my life.
Speaker 2: And just like people, we got to do that.
Speaker 1: You gotta bring your embarrassing moments and laugh again and
Speaker 1: again and again.
Speaker 5: Like if Tyler brings the Internet out, I'll cry. I'll
Speaker 5: even turn my WiFi off on my phone.
Speaker 8: See, at least I had a reason to cry.
Speaker 2: You didn't have a reason. Who was the reason?
Speaker 4: Way?
Speaker 5: You said that with confidence, like the reason to cry
Speaker 5: for Gunnar was something that all of us possessed.
Speaker 7: Oh, I'm sorry. Like a man avoiding life in prison
Speaker 7: when he was.
Speaker 6: Not facing life, and he wasn't.
Speaker 2: Justify why he was upon life in prison.
Speaker 8: He was.
Speaker 7: He was fac in prison and he was able to
Speaker 7: get out. His mother was there, he was him. You
Speaker 7: don't know that.
Speaker 2: We do know that Gunna wasn't facing no prisons.
Speaker 6: They just didn't get bailed, so they would hope that
Speaker 6: he would play out or talk.
Speaker 7: And if they didn't give him bail, what they was
Speaker 7: just a actually gonna release him.
Speaker 6: Yeah, Ok, they released the guy that was facing life.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you got it. So if you cried at Gunna show,
Speaker 1: what you're gonna do a thug show.
Speaker 8: I cried when Thug was released, Maria. I cried, No, no, no,
Speaker 8: no no.
Speaker 1: You cried because Mariah was up there happy and she
Speaker 1: was crying.
Speaker 2: You didn't cry his Thug was released.
Speaker 4: Don't do that.
Speaker 2: Don't try to paulay your emotions. Don't do that anyway. Exactly.
Speaker 7: I was happy for Gunn and his mom was there
Speaker 7: and his girl was there.
Speaker 8: He was happy, he was excited. Like, yeah, I was
Speaker 8: happy for him, all right.
Speaker 5: So I can't be happy if the Internet comes out
Speaker 5: and Steve Lacy can finally play music he likes.
Speaker 7: I mean, we cry over different things. We got different emotions,
Speaker 7: we're different humans.
Speaker 6: I cried. And when we had to do that TikTok
Speaker 6: shit for the little kids, he cried.
Speaker 2: Steve Lacy, you're too challenged. You don't need to do it.
Speaker 2: He had to do that fucking record. He was crying.
Speaker 6: Did you cry when Asap was free.
Speaker 8: I yes, I cheered. I was very happy. It's hear drop.
Speaker 1: I ain't gonna lie man. First of all, First of all,
Speaker 1: before we get into it, before you start, ye'all gotta start,
Speaker 1: I know, before you before we get into it. Uh,
Speaker 1: definitely salute and congrats on winning the case being found
Speaker 1: not guilty. Asap Rocky was found not guilty on all
Speaker 1: charges in his case in California, So we wanted to
Speaker 1: send a salute and and and you know, congrats to
Speaker 1: him and his team on on that.
Speaker 2: But yeah, let's let's let's laugh a little bit though.
Speaker 5: Well, first I want to be somebody to admit we
Speaker 5: need to stop being lawyers on the internet and on podcasts.
Speaker 5: What I'm guilty of it all the time, we pretend
Speaker 5: to be experts on everything.
Speaker 6: We know absolutely nothing about a lawyer.
Speaker 2: We were.
Speaker 5: We were on Mike and definitely off Mike, I was like, Yo,
Speaker 5: it looks it, don't do that. It was a lot
Speaker 5: of us looking like damn, maybe Rocky should have taken
Speaker 5: that plea like risk. Why do we say that based
Speaker 5: off the information we.
Speaker 2: Had, based off the evidence the court had, based off
Speaker 2: the video on my own eyes, let's and I'm from
Speaker 2: Hall two. I'm happy. I'm happy for Rocky. Man, I'm not.
Speaker 2: I was free Rocky when saying that the case is over,
Speaker 2: let's talk some shit.
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna rory whatever he was gonna say, salute,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna cut you shorty. Hey, Rocky, listen, man, you
Speaker 1: Because I watched the verdict, I sat there at six
Speaker 1: forty five, it said verdict coming at seven twenty. I
Speaker 1: was tying that into four twenty Cali time. I said, oh,
Speaker 1: they about to roll this thig up and smoke him
Speaker 1: four twenty. You know how, I'm looking at all of
Speaker 1: this shit.
Speaker 2: It looks crazy. I'm looking at it.
Speaker 1: I'm like, oh. Then it went it went to eight.
Speaker 1: I'm like, oh god, it's eight o'clock. They're forty minutes late.
Speaker 1: This much means they're like up into security measures outside
Speaker 1: the court room. I'm thinking all kind of shit. When
Speaker 1: they finally a white bronco out, Oh my god. When
Speaker 1: they finally showed that court room and I'm looking at
Speaker 1: Rocky and you see his shoulders like he breathing heavy,
Speaker 1: he praying, I'm like, oh shit, he don't think that
Speaker 1: he gonna be found not guilty because if you think
Speaker 1: that you're you're innocent, right you. It's a certain body
Speaker 1: language that I think that is natural. Yeah, you know,
Speaker 1: OJ had it? Who else had it? Thug had it?
Speaker 2: You know what I mean?
Speaker 1: When you when you know that you're not guilty, it's
Speaker 1: a certain energy. Dahmer had it. It's a certain energy
Speaker 1: that you just exude. And when they paying the rocky
Speaker 1: before the verdict was read, and I'm looking at him
Speaker 1: and I'm seeing him breathe heavy.
Speaker 2: I'm seeing his breathing pick up.
Speaker 1: His shoulders is moving, and you can see the air
Speaker 1: going in his shoulders and out of his shoulders, and
Speaker 1: I'm like, damn.
Speaker 2: He nervous. Understandably.
Speaker 5: So if your last experience in prison was slipping on
Speaker 5: semen in the shower.
Speaker 1: You don't want to go back, would you be nervous?
Speaker 1: I would be terrified. So I'm like, damn. So I'm
Speaker 1: sitting there, I'm on the phone with some of the homies.
Speaker 1: I'm like, damn, man, I don't know, bro like this ship.
Speaker 1: I hope he's not guilty. I hope they find him guilty.
Speaker 1: But he don't look like he believed this shit right now.
Speaker 1: He looked like he nervous, he's scared. I'm like, so,
Speaker 1: you know, we're sitting there so as they're reading it,
Speaker 1: and the juror that read it, he knew the cadence.
Speaker 1: He knew to slow it down right before it. Once
Speaker 1: he said Rocky's name, he slowed down. I'm like this
Speaker 1: nigga playing game.
Speaker 2: Definitely.
Speaker 1: It was almost like the lebron announced he was leaving
Speaker 1: to go to Miami. It was like, you don't slow
Speaker 1: it down if you not you know what I'm saying,
Speaker 1: Because it's innocent.
Speaker 2: It's like you get right to it. If you're innocent,
Speaker 2: you slow it down.
Speaker 1: If he's guilty, Like, damn, I don't want to read
Speaker 1: this verdict in Rocky know he going to jails.
Speaker 2: I'm like, oh shit, I think he's guilty.
Speaker 5: Because that was the juror that was compromised and then
Speaker 5: where he has a basing last name.
Speaker 1: And then when they said not guilty, man, Rocky almost fainted.
Speaker 1: His knees gave out. He jumped over the front row
Speaker 1: like Martin when he was in court for that ticket,
Speaker 1: and he just hugged Grihanna and I was just like, damn,
Speaker 1: Like it was like okay, cool, he's not going to jail.
Speaker 2: But then as homies we got on the phone right
Speaker 2: and we was like, yo, listen, man. The defense was
Speaker 2: it was a prop gun that flew in court.
Speaker 6: And even the jurors were like, now, we thought it
Speaker 6: was a real good Like I'm.
Speaker 2: Like, wait, a prop gun flew that got the not guilty.
Speaker 5: Did you ever see that that first interview with Sammy
Speaker 5: the Bull, after he'd finished all that on Dateline, when
Speaker 5: he talked about like paying off jurors and compromising an
Speaker 5: entire jurney for John Gotti. If Rihanna ever gets jammed
Speaker 5: up for like some type of fenty money laundering shit whatever,
Speaker 5: if you know they're trafficking kids in Soaphora, that's gonna
Speaker 5: come out. Oh yeah, that Jerry was compromised. I mean,
Speaker 5: I love it though, listen. I spent listen the.
Speaker 1: Fact that that that Rocky is his home with his
Speaker 1: family free, not in prison.
Speaker 2: I love it.
Speaker 1: Saluted great job to his team.
Speaker 2: But then you know, in.
Speaker 1: Talking to people, we kind of had a back forth
Speaker 1: and people didn't feel like Rihanna's presence made much of,
Speaker 1: you know, any type of decision, Like it didn't help
Speaker 1: swade the decision at all. And while I do understand that,
Speaker 1: I understand that the lawyers did a great job. Shout
Speaker 1: out to his team. They did a fantastic job of
Speaker 1: just raising reasonable doubt.
Speaker 8: There was a lack of strong evidence.
Speaker 2: Lack of strong evidence.
Speaker 6: It kind of was like, we're joking.
Speaker 1: But yeah, ins caestimony wasn't really up there, you know,
Speaker 1: he was. It looked like he didn't even know what
Speaker 1: he wanted was saying, and he didn't believe his story
Speaker 1: and he brought up Donald Trump's ear getting grays and
Speaker 1: all kind of it was just like, all right, man,
Speaker 1: So we understand that the case.
Speaker 6: Well, shout out to Twelvey. Twelvey definitely helped.
Speaker 2: You know, shout out to all the people that helped
Speaker 2: Rocky in his favor.
Speaker 5: Twelve who had years and years ago, great great project
Speaker 5: called Last Year Being Broke did a campaign, had shirts
Speaker 5: that went crazy in New York.
Speaker 6: I had one to love that campaign.
Speaker 5: Now I think this year he should start the There's
Speaker 5: no way I'll ever be broke campaign.
Speaker 1: Yeah no, I mean he changed that whole case.
Speaker 2: Yeah no, he was like, no.
Speaker 5: Every time I've been with Rocky since we were fourteen
Speaker 5: years old, he's had a fake gun in his hand.
Speaker 5: It's always been fake. It's been since we were children. Yeah, absolutely,
Speaker 5: I've never not seen him without a fake fuck that. Yeah,
Speaker 5: well we got to do definitely. And then the internet
Speaker 5: so fucking I'm gonna say it retarded everyone under there, Like, yo,
Speaker 5: look at all the crews snitching on each other first
Speaker 5: wi So I'm like, do y'all ever Just click the
Speaker 5: clip and listen. No, Twelvey is testifying in regards to
Speaker 5: his man's yeah, not snitching.
Speaker 1: Yeah, no, it was. It was a it was a
Speaker 1: sloppy case all around. But I am happy that, you know.
Speaker 1: I know we didn't want to see Rocky go to
Speaker 1: jail over this.
Speaker 2: I would have been weak in the knees.
Speaker 5: Look like, listen, there's been times where jail may have
Speaker 5: not have been that bad compared to the situation I
Speaker 5: was in already. If you have your children, your billionaire wife,
Speaker 5: your career or jail, Yeah, my knees are buckling.
Speaker 2: Yeah, fucking decision.
Speaker 5: Look at the two options that you have in here,
Speaker 5: jfthe Philly prison or Rihanna.
Speaker 2: Listen.
Speaker 1: I'm happy, man, You know, we just gotta let's just
Speaker 1: pay attention to the coming year. Or two and just
Speaker 1: see how much charitable work is done on behalf of
Speaker 1: fen and in the state of Californa.
Speaker 5: Well, all right, if you want to go down my
Speaker 5: rabbit hole, who is Rihanna affiliated with?
Speaker 2: You will?
Speaker 6: That was my first thought.
Speaker 7: Somebody was like, yeah, that third baby coming soon. They say, yeah,
Speaker 7: ROTI on his way here.
Speaker 2: Rosy naming the baby ROTI is hilarious.
Speaker 6: You know what, that's a funny joke.
Speaker 5: But if she announced her next pregnancy and the headline
Speaker 5: said new baby ROTI, I wouldn't even bat an eyelash,
Speaker 5: I like that checks out.
Speaker 6: I wouldn't even like laugh at the joke nothing.
Speaker 5: I was like, yeah, actually, because they have a Riza riot,
Speaker 5: I think both those names are fire. If it went
Speaker 5: to rot I keep scrolling like nailed the third one too.
Speaker 5: Who doesn't smoking these names?
Speaker 2: Have you ever had I've actually never had it.
Speaker 8: I want to try it.
Speaker 2: Never had I haven't.
Speaker 8: Oh, I want to try it authentically, so.
Speaker 2: You don't even know what you missing.
Speaker 5: Baby d Randy and Rihanna is half Guyanese, so I
Speaker 5: know the ROTI hit.
Speaker 6: Oh my god, because I Guyanese.
Speaker 2: ROTI is it?
Speaker 1: Shout out to the family shout out to a SAP
Speaker 1: and Rihanna and in their family and hopefully you know
Speaker 1: rock Listen, man, stay your ass.
Speaker 2: Out of trouble. Bro.
Speaker 6: What does Relly do now?
Speaker 5: I don't know, man, How did you put all your
Speaker 5: eggs in a basket? Yeah, I mean, like with no
Speaker 5: other just like Rocky, where it's fifty to fifty, I'm
Speaker 5: either in prison or I'm with Rihanna. Yeah, this was
Speaker 5: either I get money to set me up or it's
Speaker 5: a dub for me publicly forever.
Speaker 1: I mean, I think that was a gamble he was
Speaker 1: obviously willing to take based off of his testimony and
Speaker 1: you know, his his version of what happened that day.
Speaker 2: So maybe he's not.
Speaker 1: Maybe he's like, listen, it wasn't strong enough case to
Speaker 1: prove that what I said happened. But I don't think
Speaker 1: that he's anywhere feeling like, damn, like, you know, I
Speaker 1: fucked up, like he If he feels like if he
Speaker 1: feels like that story is true of what he said,
Speaker 1: then I mean.
Speaker 5: You think Relly wanted justice or do you think really
Speaker 5: wanted a civil suit?
Speaker 2: I think he wanted both.
Speaker 5: I don't think really wanted justice whatsoever. I think he
Speaker 5: wanted to do the criminal because that way, that civil
Speaker 5: suit lasts like two weeks. If Rocky was guilty, it's
Speaker 5: a civil suit tomorrow we coming up off that money. Yeah,
Speaker 5: I still think he's gonna file a civil suit because
Speaker 5: we've seen even like with the o J case when
Speaker 5: he was innocent with that, he did lose the civil
Speaker 5: with Nicole Brown, Simpsons or whatever the fuck's family. He's
Speaker 5: only there for the money. Like, come on, let's you
Speaker 5: really think Rally was there for justice.
Speaker 2: I'm just I don't know. I think two things can
Speaker 2: be true all.
Speaker 1: The one thing that that was interesting was after they
Speaker 1: you know, read all accounts not guilty, and you know,
Speaker 1: the judge bankes the gavel. The judge through a salute
Speaker 1: to Rocky and his team, Like I was like.
Speaker 2: Oh ship, everybody come from him.
Speaker 1: Saw Rocky's mom in court, said how beautiful his mother was.
Speaker 1: I said, this judge is like, he's going crazy.
Speaker 6: Billionaires. I count three, me, me, A and Reed.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, no, I get it four if.
Speaker 6: You count bron technically.
Speaker 2: He's I get it. I understand.
Speaker 1: But the bottom, you know, we all happy that Rocky
Speaker 1: is is not going to jail and not facing any
Speaker 1: more criminal charges.
Speaker 2: So shout out to Rocky and his team.
Speaker 5: I hope everyone just doesn't do some dumb shit like
Speaker 5: just let really go ahead?
Speaker 1: Yeah, nah, men, I think this is old. I don't
Speaker 1: think that this is we'll ever hear any more about this.
Speaker 1: I think this is behind them. I think that Rocky
Speaker 1: understands that, you know, this was a very very you know,
Speaker 1: real moment for him and could have absolutely derailed his
Speaker 1: life and everything that he has going on, everything he's
Speaker 1: worked for and built towards. So I think that everybody
Speaker 1: is going to grow and mature from this situation in
Speaker 1: this moment and just you know, move on in their
Speaker 1: respective lives.
Speaker 5: I think we finally need to apologize to Rolling Loud again.
Speaker 6: We love Rocky, we respect.
Speaker 2: What he's done for music.
Speaker 5: We think he's a great artist, but we've questioned for years,
Speaker 5: like does he have some blackmail over Rolling Loud? Why
Speaker 5: do you headline every Rolling Loud? And it's like asap
Speaker 5: Rocky and the Beatles, like it just don't add up
Speaker 5: when he be headlining with other people for you know,
Speaker 5: the catalog, He's headlining the l A one.
Speaker 6: I think next month, can we look that up?
Speaker 5: Innocent you announce your title, don't be dumb the same
Speaker 5: day amazing marketing.
Speaker 2: I don't.
Speaker 5: I'm sure there's not even an album. All think he's
Speaker 5: even recorded on the on the walk out, I'm sure
Speaker 5: as managers like, yo, what you want to call it?
Speaker 5: Just don't be dumb, and his manager was like, well
Speaker 5: we're going with that. Posted it that Rolling Loud is
Speaker 5: gonna be fucking nuts. I think I think may do
Speaker 5: her pregnancy reveal on stage at this ship.
Speaker 6: That's gonna be nuts.
Speaker 2: That's a good lineup to can we go?
Speaker 5: They offered its something. It just didn't make sense. Is
Speaker 5: in l A or is this is the bay?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 5: I love nervous. I think I think really has some resentments.
Speaker 5: I think you're gonna crash nervous. You think, who would
Speaker 5: I be nervous about? You think crash out?
Speaker 2: I don't I about to say, man, hell nah.
Speaker 5: Mom, if somebody shot at you and grazed your hand,
Speaker 5: would you want justice or money?
Speaker 2: It depends on who shot me?
Speaker 5: All right, I'll be honest, I just want money. I
Speaker 5: don't really care if you graze my hand. I don't
Speaker 5: really care if you go to jail, Like if you
Speaker 5: my man I'm not like you. I'm still such in
Speaker 5: plenty of other situations. I'm saying, if I if we
Speaker 5: had a falling out and you shot at me and
Speaker 5: grazed my hand, and you had the ability to just
Speaker 5: settle behind closed doors because you had the richest wife
Speaker 5: on earth, just give me that money and we straight
Speaker 5: for life.
Speaker 4: I don't care.
Speaker 2: I don't want to see you go to jail. But
Speaker 2: it depends on who it is.
Speaker 5: What Peter is saying that do the criminal shit, and
Speaker 5: then Sybil I'm saying, which we said a few episodes ago,
Speaker 5: why didn't they have so many mutual friends? Why not
Speaker 5: try to go that route first, Like, let's just settle
Speaker 5: behind closed doors.
Speaker 7: Bro, you very obviously can't trust this person that even
Speaker 7: if this person approached with a oh, let's just settle
Speaker 7: behind closed doors, you can't trust this nigga because he
Speaker 7: might do anything with it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, were sitting there talking to people that you know,
Speaker 1: if you if somebody shoots at you, you.
Speaker 2: Know, then this is the gunners take. Well, this is
Speaker 2: what was being alleged here.
Speaker 1: If somebody shoots at you, you know, I think it's
Speaker 1: a you know, it turns on a different thing. Internally
Speaker 1: inside you like at that point, fuck the friendship that
Speaker 1: we had, Fuck the relationship that we had, Like, I
Speaker 1: want to see I want everything and more, not just money.
Speaker 2: I want. I want to see you in jail.
Speaker 1: You shot at me, which means, you know, and once
Speaker 1: a bullet leaves a chamber you could have that could
Speaker 1: have killed me.
Speaker 2: I agree, So you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 1: So you got to think about all of those things
Speaker 1: as being somebody that was being shot at.
Speaker 2: Again, allegedly, this is what happened. It's being shot at.
Speaker 1: It changes whatever moral compass you think you have, whatever
Speaker 1: you say, you wouldn't do if it wasn't a friend.
Speaker 2: You know, now, if it was some random guy on.
Speaker 1: The streets of LA that I get into argue with,
Speaker 1: argument with and he shoots at me, and you know,
Speaker 1: come to find out he's a fucking multi billionaire.
Speaker 2: Yeah, give me my fucking bag.
Speaker 5: I mean to me that that would be the person
Speaker 5: that would be like, let's go to court and do this.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 5: But if we got a relationship or some type of thing,
Speaker 5: like I mean, either way, I think Rocky was gonna
Speaker 5: get picked up because it was on camera.
Speaker 2: I don't think it was just because of really really
Speaker 2: just was a witness.
Speaker 1: And then once you in the state of California, once
Speaker 1: you discharge your weapon, you have to go to court.
Speaker 2: But also.
Speaker 5: If y'all reached out to me after getting arrested and
Speaker 5: was like, if you go on that stand and say
Speaker 5: you don't know who shot and this is the price point,
Speaker 5: I would do that. It's the Bronx Bronx tailed shit
Speaker 5: to some degree, like for twenty dollars, this person could
Speaker 5: be out of my life. If you just want to
Speaker 5: give me some money, I'll go up there. You get
Speaker 5: what you want out this situation. I'll get my peace
Speaker 5: of mind with some bread and get it moved the
Speaker 5: fuck away from you. Yeah, I get up on that
Speaker 5: stand and say, I have no idea who the fuck
Speaker 5: shot me for a price for free. I'm not I'm
Speaker 5: not ten toes gangster guy whatsoever. I will snitch on
Speaker 5: a lot of you guys if you shoot at me.
Speaker 5: But I'm just saying in that situationship, yeah, and like
Speaker 5: you be yo, shit got fucking crazy. I don't know
Speaker 5: what the fuck was going on in my brain this.
Speaker 5: And then if you get on that stand, tell me
Speaker 5: what you need. We never need to speak again, give
Speaker 5: me your wire information.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't know, man. One of the homies that
Speaker 1: shoot at me. We are having an argument. One of
Speaker 1: the homies shoot at me. I don't know, man. It's
Speaker 1: tough because again I've never been in that situation. But
Speaker 1: it is tough to be like, nah, just give me
Speaker 1: some money and it's all good.
Speaker 2: Call it.
Speaker 1: Even Stevens. You can't even Stevens after Nigga shot at me.
Speaker 1: Brace yo, even Stevens.
Speaker 6: Like what if we've been friends since?
Speaker 2: Even Stevens. Yeah, but I could have not been here.
Speaker 2: I could have been I could.
Speaker 1: Have been dead, like Fred Nigga, like, you don't want
Speaker 1: to even no, no, no, no, no no.
Speaker 5: I'm adding more to it, of which wasn't in there
Speaker 5: their case. But like, let's say Rocky actually did shoot him.
Speaker 5: I don't think Rocky was trying to aim for his head.
Speaker 5: I think maybe a I think maybe a gun went off.
Speaker 2: It don't matter.
Speaker 5: Just think that's maybe what happened. But I didn't hear.
Speaker 5: You know, listen, I have a bad joke that I
Speaker 5: don't want to make Alex Bowl. Okay, you beat me
Speaker 5: to it, you bet me too. I didn't hear the
Speaker 5: closing remarks, but like, what what is the prosecutions or
Speaker 5: defensive theory, Like is this a JFK multiple shooter thing?
Speaker 5: Like who shot? If it was only Rocky, it was
Speaker 5: only Rocky with a fake gun. There had to be
Speaker 5: a gun in another person that really.
Speaker 7: Maybe maybe he didn't get shot, Maybe he faked it.
Speaker 7: Maybe he faked it.
Speaker 6: Maybe maybe he stepped on some glass.
Speaker 2: You took it.
Speaker 8: I didn't want to say it.
Speaker 5: And you know, we just seemed Rally was on a
Speaker 5: boat the next day, like I've never seen someone do
Speaker 5: that after being shot.
Speaker 8: Drake cans. He was on a boat the next day
Speaker 8: doing Drake Cans. You didn't get shot.
Speaker 5: He was doing a tony yo like this, Mmm, I
Speaker 5: just see I just seen a Meg's working in the pool.
Speaker 5: Thank thank god that was just a one bullet fragment,
Speaker 5: because if they would have taken Meg's foot off, that
Speaker 5: would have been a bad thing for the whole world.
Speaker 5: You saw the recent video. No, she looks great in
Speaker 5: that pool.
Speaker 8: Some shits you should joke about. See's not funny.
Speaker 2: That's not funny.
Speaker 6: Not funny that you.
Speaker 8: Don't joke about that, that's not funny.
Speaker 2: She's fine.
Speaker 5: She was it was a pool. Yeah, it was great,
Speaker 5: great form. I could see evenly balanced on both both feet.
Speaker 5: It wasn't like she was favoring one side. Still able
Speaker 5: to give it to us, Still able to give it
Speaker 5: to us.
Speaker 2: She looks amazing. She just released a tequila too, Meg.
Speaker 8: Yeah, cheeks divertidas.
Speaker 1: Say that again, cheek guys, Divertida's cheek guys.
Speaker 8: What I mean?
Speaker 1: Okay, I'm drinking guys. Uh, diverted chicks. Diverted chicks.
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 6: Compromise, compromised women.
Speaker 8: Fun girls, and it translates to fun girls.
Speaker 2: Oh, okay, fun girls.
Speaker 5: I'm glad I didn't say what I thought it meant,
Speaker 5: but I was correct.
Speaker 1: I thought I meant horse cheek guys, divert theidas. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I made her support. You're gonna buy some from me?
Speaker 6: Yeah, just that bottle, like I'm not.
Speaker 2: You should buy some from.
Speaker 7: You, buy some for me. I'm not the I'm not
Speaker 7: the ape lady. I'm selling doing with.
Speaker 2: The cheek guys. I was okay, baby, get your breath.
Speaker 4: Nah.
Speaker 7: I would for Meg. I would do anything. I would
Speaker 7: do anything for sale, and I would do anything for Meg.
Speaker 5: But no, no, I definitely drink something, but that that bottle,
Speaker 5: I don't know if that's like for me to be
Speaker 5: chilling in the club with.
Speaker 6: You know, it's fire for for women for sure.
Speaker 2: Because it has a heart.
Speaker 5: It's just that looks like a cane the picture.
Speaker 2: Can I see the picture of the bottle? Can you
Speaker 2: scroll down?
Speaker 5: Okay, now niggas about to be swinging on TikTok.
Speaker 2: That's definitely, that's definitely for the for the for the ladies.
Speaker 1: Though, if in section I bet I see none of
Speaker 1: you niggas with the cheeks deeper thing.
Speaker 8: That niggas buy it to, y'all need to.
Speaker 2: Support don't do that.
Speaker 5: Because his generation was going crazy with the nouveau crazy
Speaker 5: is going nuts with the newau. I was on my
Speaker 5: Space like, Yo, these guys five six years older than
Speaker 5: me are weird.
Speaker 1: Never drink nuvau day in my life. I always thought
Speaker 1: that she looked like perfume. Never never drink.
Speaker 7: I'm gonna take a shot, baby, did yea?
Speaker 1: Was was shutting down the incredible Hawks, So shut up you?
Speaker 1: I mean yeah that yeah? He hypnotic hypnotic was terrible too.
Speaker 1: Yeah that was well, talk about you hypnotic niggas.
Speaker 6: What was worse in Incredible Hulk or Thug's Passion.
Speaker 2: I never had. I never drank any of that. So
Speaker 2: what did you drink, mister no fun nigga?
Speaker 4: Damn?
Speaker 2: I was drinking vodka. I was always a badka drinker.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I was drinking Belvetere grey Goose, That's what I
Speaker 1: was drinking.
Speaker 8: Alixe, you drinking no als a?
Speaker 6: What was thugs passion? One part?
Speaker 8: It was Alas and.
Speaker 2: Crystal, Alosa and Chrystal.
Speaker 5: You've never heard That's one of my favorite pop songs,
Speaker 5: Dougs passion one part of one Parkery style.
Speaker 2: Hell, no, I'm not drinking.
Speaker 8: That should sound like a headache, stomach gonna be bubbling.
Speaker 2: No, I'm not doing that.
Speaker 5: I'm not blaming you. But even post you guys ruining
Speaker 5: the club scene and bottle like you don't remember the.
Speaker 6: A suspense is do s mixed like? For that first
Speaker 6: two weeks.
Speaker 8: I was doing that.
Speaker 5: I was one of those people, Why worst headache? Why
Speaker 5: are we putting cognac in champagne? It was good though,
Speaker 5: it tasted fine, but it was the dumbest decision that
Speaker 5: you could ever makeover At twenty one, I felt like
Speaker 5: I was forty.
Speaker 1: Well, I mean hopefully Chicos Divaidas is an actual good tequila.
Speaker 1: It tastes good and it's not just you know something
Speaker 1: that Megas is just putting the name on.
Speaker 2: Hopefully it's a good.
Speaker 7: I bought Tearamana to support the Rock. I could buy
Speaker 7: fucking cheeks support the Rock tequila?
Speaker 2: What's Teamana? What is that?
Speaker 8: It's a tequila from where Mexico? Nigga?
Speaker 2: But I mean, like, who who puts it out the rock?
Speaker 2: Rock Nation? Dwayne Johnson. I didn't know that. I didn't know.
Speaker 2: I know he had tequila.
Speaker 5: In your defense, I thought she was talking about rock Nation,
Speaker 5: I said, I didn't know jay Z put out.
Speaker 2: Of I was like, what, like, what is that?
Speaker 1: The Rock has a tequila called what tara mona Temana?
Speaker 2: What does the what does the bottle look like on that?
Speaker 2: Is it?
Speaker 4: Look?
Speaker 2: It's pretty simple. It's a rock Like.
Speaker 8: No, Teremania is like simple. You would never know this.
Speaker 5: Is the Rocks. Yeah shit, Oh yeah I know this, Okay, Yeah,
Speaker 5: that's good tequila. Yeah no, that stuff is really good.
Speaker 5: That shit is so risky. Like God blessed the Megan
Speaker 5: people that just launched liquor companies, Like for every George Clooney.
Speaker 5: There's ten thousand celebrities that have lost all their money.
Speaker 2: Oh absolutely, yeah.
Speaker 7: Business, but celebrity tequila has been going off, Like Tara
Speaker 7: Mona's pretty successful. Eight one eight by Kendall Jenner is
Speaker 7: pretty successful.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I remember that had like a real moment. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it was like crazy Dampton's with the eight one eight.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 5: I remember when I was first working at def Jam
Speaker 5: eighteen hundred tequila, like when you could pour like the
Speaker 5: little shot in the cap fit.
Speaker 6: They had every.
Speaker 5: Every gezy album, anyone on the roster was just sponsored
Speaker 5: by eighteen hundred tequila. They tried to make every rapper
Speaker 5: pump that shit sponsored every event. I mean, you can
Speaker 5: still get it, but that shit tanked pretty quickly when
Speaker 5: it comes to celebrities trying to do shit.
Speaker 7: Really, eighteen I wouldn't say eighteen hundred tanks. Eighteen hundred
Speaker 7: as someone who used to bartend. Eighteen hundred was kind
Speaker 7: of like this staple bottom shehelf tequila.
Speaker 8: It was in every bar.
Speaker 5: Yeah, you went tanked with like the best marketing shit
Speaker 5: ever ave on tequila. When it was on Entourage, I thought,
Speaker 5: like when I was in high school, it.
Speaker 2: Was like a myth. Why are you saying it?
Speaker 5: Tank though AVI on tequila was on the biggest show
Speaker 5: on HBO period and then disappears like that was the
Speaker 5: greatest marketing campaign I've ever seen, and not one person
Speaker 5: that bought a bottle.
Speaker 2: No, people still drink that.
Speaker 8: We're still drink.
Speaker 5: Yeah, you know, GIZI would take any tequila check that
Speaker 5: you could find.
Speaker 8: I see it. I always thought it was Avion, But
Speaker 8: what I see.
Speaker 1: It, Let's see what Let's see if Rory is wrong,
Speaker 1: Let's see what Avion did last year's sales. I want
Speaker 1: to see what Rory's definition of tank it is.
Speaker 2: Yo, Let's see what I'm Let's see what they did
Speaker 2: last year. It's still around because I rememberhen I used
Speaker 2: to be like, yo, who he is? Echoing Limited? Might
Speaker 2: wearing that bullshit?
Speaker 6: It's just outside and see that though.
Speaker 2: No you can't, not in New York City.
Speaker 1: You can't you wearing Echo on Limited in any any
Speaker 1: of the five boroughs.
Speaker 2: Yes, they were, man, cut it out. I'm not saying.
Speaker 6: People were wearing that worst dress Burrow Yeah.
Speaker 2: Exactly, Echo exactly. So that's what I'm saying.
Speaker 1: You would laugh at them, so you would think that
Speaker 1: nobody wore that ship until I did my research.
Speaker 2: It was like, oh, these games is top three every year.
Speaker 5: US Polo Assassin was a running joke for half of
Speaker 5: my life. They are still like the key store in
Speaker 5: every mall. Yeah, people wear US Polo Assassin. Doesn't mean
Speaker 5: like I'm saying, just disappeared. I really think it's US
Speaker 5: Polo Association. But we used to say, yo, we used
Speaker 5: to be like, Nigga, you assassinated the polo horse. I
Speaker 5: can't believe you did that, Yo.
Speaker 2: Polo Association is of.
Speaker 5: Course it's not. It doesn't even does it exist. Avion
Speaker 5: still exists. Nah Man Turtle retired.
Speaker 7: So when I was I was in the process of
Speaker 7: becoming a bar manager about six months ago for an
Speaker 7: up and coming bar or whatever. And they were training
Speaker 7: us and we were having all of these tequila like
Speaker 7: companies come in and we were doing taste tests and
Speaker 7: I've tried every Down Julio on the market. And I
Speaker 7: asked them because I know sometimes when things pop kind
Speaker 7: of like in our culture, the higher higher ups might
Speaker 7: not notice. And I asked them, I said, have you
Speaker 7: guys seen an increase in the sales of Don Julio
Speaker 7: reposato and they were like yes.
Speaker 8: They said yes.
Speaker 7: They said, this past two years have been crazy. They said,
Speaker 7: we pay attention to all of that. She said, I
Speaker 7: know about the bottle on the head, I know about
Speaker 7: all that shit. And it was like some corporate white
Speaker 7: lady and she was like, yeah, we know about all
Speaker 7: that shit.
Speaker 8: Like I was like, oh, get off that Don Julio
Speaker 8: act the folio.
Speaker 5: I like, Don Julio, me too. I can't find anything
Speaker 5: about avions Killa. I think I think I'm correct with
Speaker 5: one of the greatest market.
Speaker 8: When we already get on that computer and started googling
Speaker 8: when we say he right.
Speaker 5: No, because I'm actually curious. I was hoping I was
Speaker 5: wrong because I don't be knowing shit. I was just
Speaker 5: disappointed to see such an amazing Maybe they're ahead of
Speaker 5: their time because at that point it was a vodka world.
Speaker 5: It wasn't really a tequila world when they were doing
Speaker 5: the Entourage thing, so they would have smoked that.
Speaker 2: Now.
Speaker 1: Yeah, speaking of smoke, that shout out to Hove and
Speaker 1: his team for smoking that.
Speaker 2: Lawyer Tony Busby.
Speaker 6: And so ahead of his time.
Speaker 5: I beat them charges like Rocky, you know, Hove is
Speaker 5: really the greatest I've ever heard since.
Speaker 2: Man, he's the.
Speaker 6: Greatest rapper ballter. How did he even predict that?
Speaker 2: Listen, Man, you know you hope that's how.
Speaker 5: He knew that he would beat the charges the same
Speaker 5: time as Rocky in two thousand and three.
Speaker 2: So Jay released a statement. Today is a victory.
Speaker 1: The frivolous, fictitious, and appalling allegations have been dismissed.
Speaker 2: Without merit and never going.
Speaker 1: In where the particulation would say all they created was laughable.
Speaker 1: If not for the seriousness of their claims, I would
Speaker 1: not wish this experience on anyone. The trauma that my wife,
Speaker 1: my children loved once and I have endoored can never
Speaker 1: be dismissed. This one eight hundred lawyer gets the file
Speaker 1: suit hiding behind Jane Dough and when they quickly realize
Speaker 1: that the money grab is going to fail, they get
Speaker 1: to walk away with no repercussions. The system has failed.
Speaker 1: The court must protect victims absolutely, of course, while with
Speaker 1: the same ethical responsibility, the courts must protect the innocent
Speaker 1: from being accused without a shred of evidence made a
Speaker 1: truth prevail for all victims and those falsely accused equally.
Speaker 1: I love that last line made a truth prevail for
Speaker 1: all victims and those falsely accused equally. And then as
Speaker 1: in typical, you know, let's call him, were gonna call
Speaker 1: him Sean Carter. He's not Jay Z right now, Sean
Speaker 1: Carter and typical Sewan Carter, great businessman fashion. A suit
Speaker 1: was filed against Tony Buzzby immediately after this was released.
Speaker 1: And yeah, man, I I think that you know anybody,
Speaker 1: and I'm gonna be I'm gonna say something because I
Speaker 1: you know, I didn't even want to talk about this
Speaker 1: when it first happened, because obviously somebody that grew up
Speaker 1: so close to Jay and can absolutely I spoke about it.
Speaker 1: I can speak for his character. I knew that this
Speaker 1: was bullshit the moment it came out. But there were
Speaker 1: a lot of people online that have a platform, that
Speaker 1: have a voice that seem to you know, try to
Speaker 1: drop hints at saying, oh, it's finally all coming out
Speaker 1: and all of this other dumb shit. And then now
Speaker 1: that this has been dismissed, not not settled, not settled,
Speaker 1: this has been dismissed, those same people are just you know,
Speaker 1: tweeting about other random shit that not coming out on
Speaker 1: their platforms and apologizing for even trying.
Speaker 2: To give credence to some bullshit like this.
Speaker 1: People can absolutely be well Black people, black men can
Speaker 1: absolutely be successful and reach heights and open doors and
Speaker 1: create opportunities for people without having some sinister past and
Speaker 1: some dark history that they always love to attach. Whenever
Speaker 1: people from our culture, people from our neighborhoods that look
Speaker 1: like me, reach certain heights, they love to say it's because,
Speaker 1: you know, somewhere along the way, they did some nasty shit,
Speaker 1: or they traded in their morals and the integrity, and
Speaker 1: you know, they drink baby's blood and they fucking rape
Speaker 1: kids and all those other dumb shit that people try
Speaker 1: to attach to success when you're black. So I just
Speaker 1: want to say, you know, hopefully those same people are
Speaker 1: somewhere fucking, you know, just miserable and upset, and there's
Speaker 1: nothing you can do about it.
Speaker 2: Because what Jay represents is somebody.
Speaker 1: That put into work, somebody that honed his skills in
Speaker 1: his craft, somebody has an amazing business acumen, somebody that
Speaker 1: still has his morals intact, and somebody that doesn't have
Speaker 1: to do crazy disgusting shit just for a check or
Speaker 1: just to reach some heights and get into some rooms
Speaker 1: that are deemed powerful, and we're all the success who
Speaker 1: people you know, congregate at. Jay has a certain just
Speaker 1: morals and manner about himself that exudes class, that exudes style,
Speaker 1: that exudes you know, integrity, and I think that, you know,
Speaker 1: when people try to attack that, it's fucked up because
Speaker 1: a lot of people work hard to keep their integrity
Speaker 1: and their morals intact. And no matter how hard, you know,
Speaker 1: you try to keep your shit together, people celebrate at
Speaker 1: the first instance of that being smeared and being you know, destroyed. So,
Speaker 1: you know, I'm glad that this was dismissed like I
Speaker 1: knew it would be, and I'm glad that they're also
Speaker 1: pursuing some type of you know charges against this one.
Speaker 2: Eight hundred lawyer Tony Buzzby.
Speaker 5: Yeah, And I mean, of course, there's plenty of cases
Speaker 5: that get dismissed in court that shouldn't be, but if
Speaker 5: you look at the evidence of this one, it should
Speaker 5: have been.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 5: So to all the people that were so excited that
Speaker 5: Jay was being accused of this, are you not excited
Speaker 5: that somebody wasn't raped? That's what is always the weirdest
Speaker 5: shit to this, don't you guys started caring about victims.
Speaker 5: Let's get jay Z under the jail. We care, we
Speaker 5: need to protect everyone.
Speaker 4: Cool.
Speaker 5: When I'm with you, I think everyone that does that
Speaker 5: shit should be under the jail.
Speaker 6: We should protect me absolutely.
Speaker 5: Now that this case, with all the evidence that we
Speaker 5: do have, can really clearly look at it and go, yeah,
Speaker 5: I actually agree with the court here. This is there's
Speaker 5: nothing here? Are you not like, oh, all right, well,
Speaker 5: thank god a woman wasn't raped. Thank god, a thirteen
Speaker 5: year old who wandered from Rochester to to Manhattan wasn't
Speaker 5: raped at a VM a party where jay Z wasn't
Speaker 5: at right.
Speaker 6: Like, thank god that didn't happen.
Speaker 1: Yeah no, but it it never goes to that though,
Speaker 1: it goes So that's what he paid them off, you know,
Speaker 1: that's what he paid them off. He paid the lawyers off,
Speaker 1: he paid the judge off, and all this others. Like,
Speaker 1: I promise you that's not how that works.
Speaker 5: Because there's been cases where I've thought people were guilty
Speaker 5: of things that they ended up no being guilty of,
Speaker 5: And you got to sit there like, oh, yeah, I
Speaker 5: mean what I thought they were guilty clearly or not?
Speaker 6: Thank God that didn't happen.
Speaker 2: Right.
Speaker 1: Thankfully, nobody was assaulted and you know, nobody was harmed
Speaker 1: in this story. But again, like that last line reads,
Speaker 1: you know, we want justice for victims, but those falsely
Speaker 1: accused as well equally should be it should be justice
Speaker 1: for them. So yeah, to that one hundred layder, good luck,
Speaker 1: because I could promise you one thing you're gonna learn
Speaker 1: about Jay is that when it comes to his name
Speaker 1: and his character, he's not going to just go away
Speaker 1: and just let that just disappear. Like they're gonna pursue all,
Speaker 1: you know, whatever they can to to make sure that
Speaker 1: this lawyer probably loses his license.
Speaker 7: And it's certain stuff like you just can't take back.
Speaker 7: And that was my thing when all of this was
Speaker 7: going on. Blue Ivy's movie came out that week and
Speaker 7: she had to go to a premiere with.
Speaker 8: Her mom and her dad, and that was the headline.
Speaker 7: Those were her pictures were being used for the like
Speaker 7: a moment like that my daughter's first movie premiere. You
Speaker 7: can't redo that, like it doesn't you know what I'm saying. Like,
Speaker 7: So that just really was that that really like pissed
Speaker 7: me off. And it's just like everybody's just worried about
Speaker 7: the wrong shit and trying so hard. You hate people
Speaker 7: with money so much. You hate people with money so much,
Speaker 7: and I get it. Being being poor, being one of
Speaker 7: the ninety nine percent of people is not fucking fun.
Speaker 8: It's not.
Speaker 7: But hating rich people and wanting to see them go
Speaker 7: down for heinous shit is not. Like, that's not it's
Speaker 7: not gonna make you less poor and make you less unhappy,
Speaker 7: Like I'm.
Speaker 2: Not gonna help with your insecurities.
Speaker 8: It's not well.
Speaker 5: I mean, most most people that don't even try to
Speaker 5: do shit or take any risk or try to work
Speaker 5: hard just look at that as oh, they only got
Speaker 5: that because they did some gay shit or they did
Speaker 5: some Illuminati shit. Like there's no way somebody could be
Speaker 5: different than me and work really hard from square one.
Speaker 5: Like I could see you being mad at at kids
Speaker 5: that are children of billionaires and like, damn, you could
Speaker 5: have some reset for that. But somebody that is from
Speaker 5: the projects, we're supposed to be mad at Hove because
Speaker 5: he has money, upset at that.
Speaker 1: It's crazy, it's crazy. We can all celebrate each other's success,
Speaker 1: each other's wins.
Speaker 5: Would wouldn't that be a better story to know that
Speaker 5: that person could come from the projects and actually just
Speaker 5: work really hard, be talented, focus on what he's doing,
Speaker 5: make the right choices, and.
Speaker 2: Be way from the projects. And I didn't make it.
Speaker 5: But shouldn't that person in the projects be like? All right,
Speaker 5: I'd rather believe that that story is true than that
Speaker 5: the Illuminati just came to this guy in Marcie Projects
Speaker 5: and was like, we choose you sacrifice this child.
Speaker 2: Be gay too, Yeah, stabby your uncle from us.
Speaker 6: And we'll give you. Can I live?
Speaker 5: No, I think I'd rather go with, Hey, this guy
Speaker 5: from my community worked really hard.
Speaker 2: Yeah he capitalized off.
Speaker 6: That means I could try to do that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, exactly should That's an example of I can make
Speaker 1: it out too. But that will be asking people too much.
Speaker 1: So we'll just have to see what his goals. But
Speaker 1: I'm willing to bet that Tony Buzzby will lose his
Speaker 1: his license to practice law.
Speaker 5: And I think if he has a lawsuit being filed
Speaker 5: against him, rather than him representing a Jane Doe, they
Speaker 5: may have to figure out what his real last name is.
Speaker 2: You don't think it's Buzby.
Speaker 1: No, we gonna find out, definitely, we gonna find out
Speaker 1: everything that's not fucking Buzzby.
Speaker 5: Yeah, promise you that I want to know and that
Speaker 5: in that secret meeting. But but Buzsby, Yeah that's your name.
Speaker 5: But yeah, shout out to UH, to that legal team.
Speaker 5: We have new music coming out, new.
Speaker 1: Music coming out. Saint John. Festival Season is here. If
Speaker 1: you're listening to this, I'm happy for Saying.
Speaker 2: Man. Saying worked really hard on this project.
Speaker 1: Check out our episode of Festival Season with Saint John,
Speaker 1: available now on YouTube.
Speaker 5: Yes, great conversation, Sat. Saint finally came back outside. It's
Speaker 5: been a while.
Speaker 1: Yeah, No, it's he was out. Sat was outside. He
Speaker 1: was just he was in a different outside outside. He
Speaker 1: jumped into the he jumped deep into the you know,
Speaker 1: the fashion world, fashion scene, which is something that he
Speaker 1: loves and he obviously incorporates in his music as well.
Speaker 1: So you know that takes time, that takes energy to
Speaker 1: kind of focus on that and to build that. But
Speaker 1: he has been working on this this festival season and
Speaker 1: this is just the first UH guest capsule or installation
Speaker 1: of this festival season. He has a lot of music
Speaker 1: he's recorded. I've been fortunate enough to hear a.
Speaker 2: Lot of it. It's a lot of great ship that
Speaker 2: he's doing great music. Music is a lot bigger.
Speaker 1: It's time around those that love Saint and you know
Speaker 1: from from the beginning that scene is still there, but
Speaker 1: the music is a lot bigger now and that's due
Speaker 1: to his experiences and traveling and just being inspired by
Speaker 1: different things, whether it's through fashion or just you know,
Speaker 1: just seeing the world, and he's incorporated that into this
Speaker 1: into this album. So Festival Season is available now, download
Speaker 1: that stream that. Saint John is one of those artists
Speaker 1: that you know, he really cares about his craft. He's
Speaker 1: very meticulous, pays attention to every detail. So this is
Speaker 1: a very you know, it's attention to details quality, it's
Speaker 1: quality music at a high level. And it's gonna be
Speaker 1: a lot of fun too because there's a lot of
Speaker 1: high energy shit that you can really have fun too
Speaker 1: and you know, workout, party, day, party, whatever you want
Speaker 1: to do. This is definitely a very infectious album, infectious sound.
Speaker 2: So shout out to Saint John.
Speaker 6: Yeah, I'm excited. The stuff I did here was great.
Speaker 5: I'm excited to listen to full masterive project at midnight
Speaker 5: where we at tonight, it's saying in New Yorkers is
Speaker 5: the n l A.
Speaker 2: I'm not sure. I didn't speak to him. I'm not
Speaker 2: sure where he is.
Speaker 1: Wherever he's at, though he's going he's gonna be having
Speaker 1: a ball tonight because they worked hard on this. So
Speaker 1: shout out to the entire team, shout out the big
Speaker 1: shout out to Simon and everybody at Rock Nation on
Speaker 1: getting this out, getting this done.
Speaker 2: So hees festival season.
Speaker 4: Man.
Speaker 2: Shout out to Saint John for sure.
Speaker 6: I didn't see too much like singles or whatever.
Speaker 5: I think it's a lighter Friday, which I love for
Speaker 5: Saint John so he can get the focus that he deserves.
Speaker 5: Did see Don Tolliver and Donal Tolliver? I know, I
Speaker 5: know Don Tolliver Frell have worked in the past a
Speaker 5: little bit, But has it ever said feature ring Farrell?
Speaker 5: I don't think apology I could be right.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm not sure. I don't ever remember seeing Don
Speaker 1: Toller featuring Pharrell. I don't I don't remember that, but
Speaker 1: I am happy that, you know, whatever they decided to do,
Speaker 1: it's called the title.
Speaker 2: Is it a single? Yeah, LV bag with DoD J Hill.
Speaker 1: Don Tall was one of my favorite artists man, So
Speaker 1: anytime we can get some some don music and you know,
Speaker 1: anything that he's working on. I'm happy to hear it,
Speaker 1: and especially we incorporate somebody like Pharrell. I'm just my
Speaker 1: mind is already going like, Okay, what did they come
Speaker 1: up with? What did Pharrell's brain and don Toliver's brain
Speaker 1: come up with? So yeah, I am excited to hear
Speaker 1: this joint.
Speaker 5: Before we get to the second half of this episode,
Speaker 5: I do want to say, everyone, subscribe to our Patreon. Yes,
Speaker 5: please leave us some voicemails.
Speaker 1: We're gonna do something new with the voicemails too. I
Speaker 1: think when people start leaving great voicemails, I think we're
Speaker 1: gonna start zoom calling them.
Speaker 2: Yeah, let's start out.
Speaker 1: Let's start zoom calling ups so we can see these
Speaker 1: phase is we have a real conversation on air with
Speaker 1: some of these people that leave some of these wild
Speaker 1: ass voicemails, Like I want to start putting some faces
Speaker 1: to these voices.
Speaker 2: So I love that idea. Start leaving voicemails.
Speaker 1: If it's good, if it's dope, and we play it
Speaker 1: on air and we like it, check out, we will
Speaker 1: respond to you and send you a zoom call link
Speaker 1: instead of a date and time where we would need
Speaker 1: you available to answer your goddamn phone so we can
Speaker 1: zoom you and talk some shit.
Speaker 5: And to the people that like to remain anonymous, we
Speaker 5: can just do audio. I mean your voice would have
Speaker 5: already been there on the voicemail already.
Speaker 2: No, we want to see faces.
Speaker 6: They want to be anonymous, that's spotful. Just have a conversation.
Speaker 2: Fucked that.
Speaker 5: Also, this is not a ploy for everyone that's trying
Speaker 5: to put out music that we are going to call
Speaker 5: you so you can rap. I just want to save
Speaker 5: Josh the headache of the amount of SoundCloud links that
Speaker 5: he's gonna get now that mall.
Speaker 2: It might be some joints in it, because.
Speaker 5: You're so kind to everyone that sends me. Yeah, I'm
Speaker 5: gonna just let you know if it's trash and we'll
Speaker 5: let you know. But if it's dope, I'll let you
Speaker 5: know that to see.
Speaker 6: But I love that idea.
Speaker 5: We can reach out to everyone, give them a time
Speaker 5: and shoot that because I think that that would be great.
Speaker 6: I think that'll be Did we make any headway with
Speaker 6: the nurse.
Speaker 2: Okay? Oh, the nurse?
Speaker 8: The nurse okay, I can't really forgot about your date
Speaker 8: for real?
Speaker 2: I don't know that, lady. It's just so late. I
Speaker 2: don't even know who that is. We got a soul?
Speaker 4: Who me?
Speaker 2: I got a soul? Where are that right here? So
Speaker 2: on my sneakers?
Speaker 6: You think you know you're so late?
Speaker 2: Do I think I met my soul? I say yes.
Speaker 5: The fact that you pause like that and then repeated
Speaker 5: the question you don't ever do that?
Speaker 1: No, because I have to think about it. I don't
Speaker 1: you know how many women I met in my life?
Speaker 7: For I feel like you would remember if you do.
Speaker 2: But I may have met how many I could have?
Speaker 2: Like four soul mads?
Speaker 8: Oh my lord, Yeah.
Speaker 1: I'm not like I don't I don't have my nigga.
Speaker 1: I don't have my girl in the kitchen, in and
Speaker 1: go in the other room. I talked to my souls
Speaker 1: right there. Put my souls in the same sirk personality.
Speaker 2: Exactly. You got to let the souls, let the souls collide.
Speaker 2: Where are you thinking about yourself?
Speaker 1: Mate?
Speaker 2: I would hope.
Speaker 1: So you got a kid he created life.
Speaker 2: Amara as mess on it exactly.
Speaker 7: Oh you want of them niggas? That's gonna make your
Speaker 7: daughter your Valentine every year?
Speaker 4: Too?
Speaker 8: Huh.
Speaker 5: First of all, I'm teaching my daughter what should happen
Speaker 5: on Valentine's Day for her, and she should never settle
Speaker 5: for a man that does less.
Speaker 7: That's niggas that I want to spend Valentine's Day with
Speaker 7: no girls. So they'd be like, oh, I'm with my daughter.
Speaker 8: I want my daughter. I'm not dating. No more niggas
Speaker 8: with daughters.
Speaker 7: Every nigga with daughters every Valentine's Day, I'm like, oh,
Speaker 7: you got a date.
Speaker 8: No, I'm just gonna hang out. Well, you know my baby,
Speaker 8: my Valentine.
Speaker 1: I know you niggas mann and his daughter.
Speaker 5: And first of all, I'm not one of the I
Speaker 5: G dads. I would have spent that Friday with my
Speaker 5: daughter anyway. Every day, is it just happened.
Speaker 1: To be every Friday's daddy daughter? Yeah, Like come on,
Speaker 1: they can't do that to you. It's not your full
Speaker 1: But you don't think you.
Speaker 6: Should like celebrate your daughters on Valentine's Day.
Speaker 5: My grandmother and my mother like every day Valentine's Day
Speaker 5: isn't like a done doundon a thing like that's not
Speaker 5: always sexual.
Speaker 2: Sometimes you can just appreciate your loved ones every day.
Speaker 2: Every day. You should appreciate you.
Speaker 5: I don't know if I met myself many to be honest,
Speaker 5: hopefully hopefully is okay you met your baby? No, I
Speaker 5: never know you did. No, I haven't you got JP
Speaker 5: on your phone? You definitely stop playing not just sell made.
Speaker 5: I'm sorry, I got it mixed up.
Speaker 6: She's trying to go to sell block one. Baby got
Speaker 6: a weir case?
Speaker 2: Why is she around like that?
Speaker 7: In no podcasts? I don't even play your ship like that.
Speaker 7: But no, I haven't met my soulmate yet. I'm still looking.
Speaker 7: I would I if Peach keep making clips the way
Speaker 7: that Peage makes clips.
Speaker 8: I'm be single for the rest of my fucking life.
Speaker 4: Up and.
Speaker 1: Your baby, I wouldn't even care if you went the
Speaker 1: other room and took a call for real, yo, Them
Speaker 1: niggas tripping, you know. It's always a head ass nigga
Speaker 1: out there like that. I don't even know why they
Speaker 1: mad that you went to the.
Speaker 6: Room for real, like to pick yo. They insecure?
Speaker 2: Yeah, Yo, they projecting it.
Speaker 8: There were a couple of people like that. Don't call
Speaker 8: them had ass, but.
Speaker 2: What page niggas?
Speaker 7: Pege will take the wildest ship I've ever said, clip
Speaker 7: it and won't provide no content only with me.
Speaker 8: He only does that ship with me.
Speaker 5: That's not true. He does it to you. But to
Speaker 5: say he doesn't do that to us is insane.
Speaker 8: I feel like you do it to men.
Speaker 2: He did it. He definitely do it to all of us.
Speaker 5: We're not allowed in California because the way he clips
Speaker 5: all up.
Speaker 2: No California.
Speaker 7: He could have clipped any part of that conversation, but
Speaker 7: it's still the same. There was niggas putting out twenty
Speaker 7: minute clips of Maud all content.
Speaker 6: Scared to run into Chris Brown because of Peach.
Speaker 7: Oh yeah, that was definitely Peach. Yeah, that was definitely Peach.
Speaker 7: Peach be Black and Odi.
Speaker 1: Well, we do have a special guest joining us today,
Speaker 1: very talented, very funny brother and definitely one of my
Speaker 1: favorite people that I get to watch on television. For years,
Speaker 1: I've been following this comedy. So we are being joined
Speaker 1: by a very funny, very special guest.
Speaker 2: So let's get to it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, all right, Roy, Today we are joined by a
Speaker 1: very very funny and special guest, Uh comedian actor writer.
Speaker 1: His news show Have I Got News for You is
Speaker 1: now in its second season on CNN, and his comedy
Speaker 1: special Lonely Flowers out on Hulu. Now, uh former for
Speaker 1: one of our former favorites on The Daily Show as well.
Speaker 6: Absolutely had agreed. You watched The Daily.
Speaker 2: Show sometimes when he when this gentleman's on there.
Speaker 1: I loved his roast of former President Joe Biden that
Speaker 1: he gave us a few years that was that was
Speaker 1: some classic shit.
Speaker 5: You started watching the Daily Show when they started shitting
Speaker 5: on Democrats.
Speaker 6: That took twenty years.
Speaker 2: Put the demon rats out of here.
Speaker 6: It took a long time.
Speaker 2: Listen.
Speaker 5: I love that that John Stewart tries to be in
Speaker 5: the middle. Now I appreciate it, but yeah, he started
Speaker 5: tuoting in when they started to be democratic.
Speaker 4: I would assume that.
Speaker 5: You thought that Daily Show is funded by the Pentagon
Speaker 5: to get the problem for the Clinton's or something.
Speaker 2: It's so good.
Speaker 1: But today we are joined by a very very special guest.
Speaker 1: O God, mister Roy Wood Jr.
Speaker 2: How you doing?
Speaker 4: Respect? I appreciate this. This is my transition in the
Speaker 4: right wing culture.
Speaker 2: Exactly. Welcome, welcome. How are you feeling?
Speaker 4: Man? I appreciate y'all having me on. Man. I also
Speaker 4: want to show love to y'all for having comedians on
Speaker 4: on the Angular basis, Man, y'all have my partner, Felipe.
Speaker 1: As far as listen, he is a He's Felipe is different,
Speaker 1: bro's boy.
Speaker 2: I was trying to hold it in. I hadn't laughed
Speaker 2: at hard in a very long time.
Speaker 4: I'll tell you a funny thing. Follow up on one
Speaker 4: of his stories, he told y'all about the last comic
Speaker 4: standing joint where he won the money you want to
Speaker 4: pourt a meal from NBC for the contest. I was
Speaker 4: in third I was there the night he won. We
Speaker 4: went on tour. The next day, the top five comedians
Speaker 4: from that show went on tour. So imagine losing a
Speaker 4: grip and then you are going to go with then
Speaker 4: you lost to.
Speaker 2: And y'all comedians. So it's funny already.
Speaker 4: And but we're supposed to be like Maddie, You're supposed
Speaker 4: to be like you won this material. But then you
Speaker 4: find out that the nigga lost the money that y'all
Speaker 4: support me, Like, man, it.
Speaker 2: Was money to begin with.
Speaker 6: You got to go ask her for that money.
Speaker 4: And he was the only one on the bus with
Speaker 4: a kid so at the time, so it's like, yo,
Speaker 4: this makes sense. That's what got we on tour. Were
Speaker 4: making money. Yeah, no beef aside, but that's that was It.
Speaker 5: Would have been funny if like he tried to shave
Speaker 5: points or something and make someone else win, Like you'll
Speaker 5: get first place, then you'll just give me the money.
Speaker 6: I'll break you off for SI.
Speaker 4: You probably could have bro That was like twenty ten,
Speaker 4: so you could have just got a phone bank. You
Speaker 4: kind of got a connecting Hong kock. You've seen them
Speaker 4: just where the niggas have like forty phones moving around.
Speaker 4: Move that money around. You called a number. It was
Speaker 4: vote for Felipe.
Speaker 6: Who else was in that five?
Speaker 4: It was me, my Man, Tommy John again, uh, this cat,
Speaker 4: Mike Kaplan and Ripeter New York great Mike d Stefano
Speaker 4: he was with Still that was a season. Craig Robinson
Speaker 4: hosted Felipe a tho man. Felipe just showed me how
Speaker 4: you can just move Like I don't know if y'all like, so,
Speaker 4: I grew up in the South. I didn't meet my
Speaker 4: first Latino till the seventh grade. Like the idea of
Speaker 4: multicultural all that shit. Yeah, Birmingham, Birmingham proper is black.
Speaker 4: The city is seventy five. So I just I didn't
Speaker 4: get to see how Mexicans move, like I mean, out
Speaker 4: of so being around Filipe was the first time I
Speaker 4: was like, day in, day out for like ninety cities,
Speaker 4: just move without a care in the world. Nothing is
Speaker 4: that important. It's important, but it's not important. This is
Speaker 4: a motherfucker Felipe. As far as bro, he went to
Speaker 4: the airport one morning smelling like weed, and he just goes,
Speaker 4: I don't have my license, and you know, as a
Speaker 4: black man, you don't leave a house without. Yeah, I
Speaker 4: don't know how you moved, but I move, I keep everywhere.
Speaker 2: And I'm not.
Speaker 4: I'm not doing that. And I go, what what are
Speaker 4: you gonna do? And he's like, I'll figure it out bigger.
Speaker 4: We're going for cities in four days. You're going to
Speaker 4: need identification every single day on the plane. Bro, what
Speaker 4: are you doing? He man, it's what As far as
Speaker 4: the God is my witness spelling like, we walked up
Speaker 4: to T s A and presented his marijuana card as
Speaker 4: proof of identification, and their motherfucker said, cool, enjoy your flight.
Speaker 4: And I that's why I know, like most Latinos ain't
Speaker 4: worried about all this deportation stuff.
Speaker 2: I don't want to give you.
Speaker 5: Maybe Trump did have a point they just letting anyone
Speaker 5: on a plane.
Speaker 6: They were right about that.
Speaker 4: I've been in the airport with no ID and it
Speaker 4: is a game of nights.
Speaker 2: A black one of the scariest feelings in your life.
Speaker 4: I don't care how any credit cards you got, but
Speaker 4: from it don't matter, Google, it don't matter. My man
Speaker 4: walked up smelling like cheating Chong with the weed card.
Speaker 4: And this is when we were still like.
Speaker 2: A little bit.
Speaker 4: So it ain't like now. So you know that boy,
Speaker 4: They taught me how to just move through the world
Speaker 4: without stressing about everything.
Speaker 5: Well, if you don't register for any type of ID,
Speaker 5: maybe they can't find you for child support. Maybe that
Speaker 5: was really what I think it was at that point,
Speaker 5: Like if I don't get a passport or a license,
Speaker 5: I will be in the system.
Speaker 6: And they can find me.
Speaker 1: Now, Roy, you started out opening up for one of
Speaker 1: my one of my favorite comedies that I think gets
Speaker 1: talked about in the coaching of Tommy Davison. H Man. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean Tommy Davison to me is a legend, but
Speaker 1: it's another guy that I don't think we talk about
Speaker 1: enough that I love growing up Robert Townsend. I don't
Speaker 1: think Robert Townsend gets talked about enough when you talk
Speaker 1: about comedy, comedic writing. Film, Hollywood Shuffle one of the greatest.
Speaker 1: To me, uh movies or sketch comedy, whatever you want
Speaker 1: to call it. I remember having a sneak to watch
Speaker 1: that growing up. Have you ever worked with guys like.
Speaker 4: Robert directed raw Eddie Murphy.
Speaker 2: Right right and talk about it and that's writing credits
Speaker 2: on it.
Speaker 4: I believe here is to me one of the most
Speaker 4: unsung things about Robert Townsend, you know, filmmaker, stand up
Speaker 4: just a guy who has just been a supporter of
Speaker 4: the business. Him and his relationship with the Wayans and
Speaker 4: all of that. I remember three or four y'all can
Speaker 4: google the stats to check it. Everybody talked about BT
Speaker 4: and they're like, oh, why BT the only thing that's
Speaker 4: out there. You ain't gonna have to do? Why BT
Speaker 4: the only Robert towns and put Tinto's down, put his
Speaker 4: money up and started and tried to start something called
Speaker 4: the Black Family Channel and it was good, clean, black
Speaker 4: family oriented content. My man started a network from the
Speaker 4: ground up. Then at the time, pre def Jam, there
Speaker 4: was a stand up show called Partners in Crime, and
Speaker 4: Partners in Crime was essentially traditional black showcase show three
Speaker 4: four comics and a half hour. He brought back Partners
Speaker 4: in Crime and created a new platform for black comedians
Speaker 4: to be on and broke bread with folks, and the
Speaker 4: channel never came to fruition the way that he wanted
Speaker 4: it too. But I'd be damned if everybody didn't get
Speaker 4: their bread. I be damned if everybody didn't get paid.
Speaker 4: I be damned if Robert Townsend didn't attempt to create
Speaker 4: a platform for other creators to come in and pour
Speaker 4: themselves into Man it was. It was ahead of its time,
Speaker 4: and I would imagine if he did it now twenty
Speaker 4: years later, you run it as a YouTube channel and
Speaker 4: you flip it that way and then grow it up
Speaker 4: into Steven. Now. It's different now, but at the time
Speaker 4: he's going up against hair Amount and NBC and behemoths
Speaker 4: trying to start a whole network like he trying to
Speaker 4: Buyron Allen the shit without and didn't have as deep
Speaker 4: of a bank roll as Byron Allen did at the time.
Speaker 4: So that was my first real interaction with him, was
Speaker 4: auditioning for Partners in Crime, getting an audition and being
Speaker 4: invited back to take a television show man like that
Speaker 4: was like a television credit, an three that was gold Major,
Speaker 4: that was God Like. Whatever you think of TikTok or
Speaker 4: ig channel is worth to you. Now, That's what a
Speaker 4: single appearance on television was worth. You get booked everywhere
Speaker 4: you wanted to go after that.
Speaker 7: And so his.
Speaker 4: He continues to give back to the culture that made
Speaker 4: him and he's never stopped that. And I think he's
Speaker 4: definitely one of the most unsung people, one of the
Speaker 4: most unsung of black culture. And without twenty first.
Speaker 5: Century, the network would have worked if the CIA didn't
Speaker 5: give Tyler Perry all that money got.
Speaker 2: Him out of here? Is that what you think got
Speaker 2: it from?
Speaker 1: I mean, you don't think Tyler Perry's agent UNA because
Speaker 1: we seen Tyler Perry. We've seen his we've seen his rise,
Speaker 1: we've seen it when it went from you know, on
Speaker 1: Broadway live shows Perry.
Speaker 4: So I used to do mornings in Birmingham early two thousands,
Speaker 4: Tyler Perry come through with them live plays. Man. Yeah,
Speaker 4: he's sleeping in the car, Tyler be in the radio
Speaker 4: station smelling unbathed.
Speaker 5: Oh, I'm not saying he didn't say that with respect.
Speaker 5: I didn't say he didn't put in a thousand hours
Speaker 5: or hustle. I'm saying that.
Speaker 2: I'm saying that.
Speaker 5: I respected his hustle and saw as a valuable.
Speaker 4: Asset co opted him later on.
Speaker 2: He's sleeping. You know he's working, all.
Speaker 1: Right, Roy, So four five forty sevens back in office, okay,
Speaker 1: and I saw you know you have a classic classic
Speaker 1: roast of President Joe Biden. How did you feel, first
Speaker 1: of all during the election, like where were your thoughts
Speaker 1: and everything? Being on CNN, you had to do a
Speaker 1: lot of, like you know, talking on discussions about the
Speaker 1: whole election and everything.
Speaker 4: I thought it was closer than everything. I thought the
Speaker 4: election was closer than what everybody made it out to be.
Speaker 4: Like everybody at like this was like a four game sweep.
Speaker 6: It felt that way.
Speaker 2: It looked that way with him. Did you see the elector.
Speaker 4: Kamala Trump was I don't feel like a four to
Speaker 4: six game series to you.
Speaker 1: Oh, I think it felt like four to one. It
Speaker 1: looked good early. It looked good early, It look wonder one.
Speaker 2: And then it was like twenty minutes.
Speaker 5: They was like remember one when the Sixers beat the
Speaker 5: Lakers in Game one of the finals. Yes, and they
Speaker 5: had swept every table. It was like, oh shit, this
Speaker 5: for real. And then it was a sweet effort Yeah.
Speaker 4: Yeah, okay, yeah, as a gentleman sweep. I think that
Speaker 4: the nation spoke. Man. Yeah, it's a clean wind. He
Speaker 4: landed all the blows. I think that the Democrats need
Speaker 4: to figure out how to connect with folks. And I
Speaker 4: think that when you get into the minutia of identity politics,
Speaker 4: you're dividing a lot of people. So Democrats got to
Speaker 4: figure out how to peel to the masses without losing
Speaker 4: the people that they built their base on. And I
Speaker 4: think that's the fear right now. If you're a Democrat
Speaker 4: right now, you cannot legitimately say all right, fuck all
Speaker 4: that what we was talking about, let's just talk about
Speaker 4: America as a whole. You can't do that because then
Speaker 4: you're gonna lose your base and the people that you're
Speaker 4: trying to steal from Trump's side, will they trust you? Right?
Speaker 4: You know? I don't. I don't know, man. I do
Speaker 4: think that for mid terms and for twenty eight, it's
Speaker 4: got to be a new face in there. I don't
Speaker 4: think it can be an old face that challenges for
Speaker 4: the throne.
Speaker 1: He knew I would like to see a younger a
Speaker 1: little bit of younger, having younger option, younger voices, younger
Speaker 1: ideas of running for presidency.
Speaker 4: Yeah. I mean, you know, they talk about newsome and
Speaker 4: I think the Republicans respect that too, because that's why
Speaker 4: they already popping shots at him after the fires and
Speaker 4: the tricky ship with the water, Like, that's the stuff
Speaker 4: that Trump got to stop doing at some point, because
Speaker 4: that's when it started looking all right, man, you're looking
Speaker 4: stupid talking about you turned the water on. You didn't
Speaker 4: turn the water was.
Speaker 2: He went right there, he went to the ocean. That's
Speaker 2: what he stopped. Look at that.
Speaker 6: It was like he was getting nuke the hurricane.
Speaker 4: Yeah. Yeah, so it's like, did you look at the
Speaker 4: Trump support They'd be like, yeah, he turned the water on.
Speaker 4: They ah, I thought I could talk to you. Now
Speaker 4: I gotta leave Thanksgiving.
Speaker 5: This is pretty much every post episode when Mall starts
Speaker 5: smoking that conversation. Right there, he turned the hose, you
Speaker 5: know the hose in Hollywood.
Speaker 2: He just did that.
Speaker 4: I just hope this is my hope for democracy, is
Speaker 4: that we can get back to a place where we
Speaker 4: have conversations based on policy and logic, right, That's it.
Speaker 2: Got you start there, You're a dreamer.
Speaker 4: That's it because when you start looking at him talking
Speaker 4: about Gulf of America and you start talking about I
Speaker 4: renamed the Fort Freedom Fort Bragg, I named it back
Speaker 4: to Fort Bragg, and then I Mount mckinnley, and you're
Speaker 4: using that to justify voting for the man. It's like,
Speaker 4: if he'd have ran on that goofy shit, you'd have
Speaker 4: been like, where the fuck are the policies? Bro? If
Speaker 4: Trumpet ran on renaming water, would you have been able
Speaker 4: to squarely look me in the face and go, yes,
Speaker 4: he is the guy.
Speaker 5: I think a large majority of the country would still
Speaker 5: oh my god. No, I think he's less of the problem.
Speaker 5: It's the people he's speaking to that are the real issue.
Speaker 5: Because yes, I think out of a lot of the
Speaker 5: bullshit like distraction issues that they always put with us,
Speaker 5: whether it be fucking transgender bathrooms whatever, that is what
Speaker 5: a lot of the country, because America it is dumb overall,
Speaker 5: we get passionate about stupid shit. So yeah, I can
Speaker 5: see half of the country going, you know what, why
Speaker 5: is it the golf of Mexico.
Speaker 4: But see, but I was talking about that to one
Speaker 4: of my partners. I was like, the thing that the
Speaker 4: Democrats like, they still have not admitted, Hey, we fumbled,
Speaker 4: we fucked up the game, like at least in sports
Speaker 4: when you lose, you immediately post game. Yeah, nigga, they
Speaker 4: beat us. We should have been better Democrats. The day
Speaker 4: after the election, there was emails soliciting for money. Can
Speaker 4: we count on you to support the fight the fuck
Speaker 4: with what just happened? It was like, talk, can we
Speaker 4: about the fucking game we just lost? No, we just
Speaker 4: want to look forward and go forward, and we need
Speaker 4: money money, and that's not that's not cool. But this
Speaker 4: is who we have an office. So you got to
Speaker 4: figure out a way to get stuff done. You got
Speaker 4: to figure out a way to get shit passed. It
Speaker 4: can't be Democrats filibustering the whole time and ice and everything,
Speaker 4: because nothing's gonna get done. Yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Well we have Trump celebrating Black History Month this month,
Speaker 1: and you were talking about people that were there, Kodak
Speaker 1: Black being one of your favorite people that's there.
Speaker 2: You said you wish it was there to ask.
Speaker 4: For that I could interview Kodak Black. Yeah, I wish
Speaker 4: I could ask Koda that, like any question about black history, I.
Speaker 1: Gotta feel a Kodak could fuck you up and might
Speaker 1: might know something. Yeah, he might throw you off. You
Speaker 1: were here, you'll be surprised, like, oh shit, Okay, he
Speaker 1: knows something.
Speaker 4: I'm sure he does. I'm not saying he's a done motherfucker.
Speaker 4: I'm just saying that if I was casting the list
Speaker 4: of people who I would have thought, yeah, would have
Speaker 4: been at the Black History Month celebration.
Speaker 2: But but Trump pardoned him, So I think that it's
Speaker 2: part of that.
Speaker 4: Well, then just pardon me. Why you got to parade
Speaker 4: me around like a fucking part of the deal you got.
Speaker 4: That's part of the paperwork. You see work release.
Speaker 5: You see Rocket didn't Rocky didn't go and he got
Speaker 5: the rest of the goal. Kodak is on work release
Speaker 5: right now. This is part of his work release program.
Speaker 4: Pardon by Trump. You got a you boy, Get over there, boy,
Speaker 4: that mixture to present you like your pardon? Don't you
Speaker 4: ship anything other beat? Fifteen years in prison? Go over there,
Speaker 4: stand next to Kwame. Kill Patrick.
Speaker 6: The Kodak knows him, that is.
Speaker 4: Keep probably think they kill Patrick? Shouldn't night.
Speaker 2: Damn Pardoner should too.
Speaker 4: Wait not, well, you're saying later?
Speaker 2: Who else? There a sage?
Speaker 4: Still? Okay, ESPN, that makes sense.
Speaker 1: Here, Jack Brewer, uh Kodak black, Little Boosy is there.
Speaker 1: I think Little Boosy is trying to microphone. I think
Speaker 1: Little Boosy is because he's been on Instagram. He's been
Speaker 1: trying to get a pardon from Trump, so he's been
Speaker 1: on Instagram.
Speaker 5: I thought it was funny that he added Trump on me.
Speaker 5: I'm adding someone like explaining the case he's trying to
Speaker 5: get that.
Speaker 4: He's trying to get that party, adding Zuckerberg on the regular.
Speaker 4: Come on, zucker Berger, get me in my Instagram.
Speaker 2: I'm back.
Speaker 4: I was just showing Titti this one time. Do you
Speaker 4: remember during COVID boots he kept losing.
Speaker 1: That he was trying to entertain the people. But so
Speaker 1: now is this is this celebration? Is this being televised?
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 1: We're recording right now. I don't know if this is
Speaker 1: being what is actually the celebration?
Speaker 4: What are they doing? It's some plaque at a podium
Speaker 4: and going, and it's important we remember.
Speaker 2: They can't take cloth.
Speaker 1: Like remember during COVID, everybody had on can't cloth and
Speaker 1: got on one knee. It was all with us and
Speaker 1: with our struggle of our people. He was a brother
Speaker 1: to see Nancy Pelosi on one knee. And I'm sorry,
Speaker 1: I thought it was very entertaining to see Nancy Pelosi
Speaker 1: get on one knee because I wanted to see her
Speaker 1: get up from that one knee, because it's easy to
Speaker 1: get down on one nee. It's hard getting up being
Speaker 1: an old lady like that.
Speaker 5: I just want to know, like in their version of
Speaker 5: the green room, like did someone come in with a
Speaker 5: plastic bag and start handing that ship out? I want
Speaker 5: to know how did they get sizing for the hats, Like,
Speaker 5: I don't really want to know.
Speaker 6: Did they see them? Was their stylus?
Speaker 4: Absolutely absolutely think I think it's still dope. It's in
Speaker 4: his own way, Trump is recognizing black history. Many yeah,
Speaker 4: I think it's still.
Speaker 1: I thought it was dope that because I mean, as
Speaker 1: far as I can remember from presidents, I've never seen
Speaker 1: a president at their inaugurational when they won the election
Speaker 1: singled out black and Latino voters and thank them. I've
Speaker 1: never saw I've never seen that from any president, So
Speaker 1: I thought that that was something different. I've never seen
Speaker 1: them think black and Latino voters were voting from I've
Speaker 1: never Yeah.
Speaker 4: I think I think Trump knows that he still has
Speaker 4: a lot to gain by appeasing and still picking off
Speaker 4: from the Democrats voting base, which if he's ready ing
Speaker 4: up for his third re election, which I think he's
Speaker 4: gonna do absolutely, then he's got to start picking off
Speaker 4: some of that and keeping good will between then and now,
Speaker 4: because if you're the average voter that's not informed on
Speaker 4: a more granular level, you just gonna see that Trump
Speaker 4: did something for black history. It's okay, cool. You don't
Speaker 4: really care about the politics of Boosy or Sage or
Speaker 4: you know whoever, Like, you don't care if those people
Speaker 4: can speak to political issues or whatnot. You just see
Speaker 4: that the president did something for you. As far as
Speaker 4: you can say, it's no different than the COVID checks
Speaker 4: that felt like where you gave a thousand dollars up, Cool,
Speaker 4: you got my vote. So I think in terms of
Speaker 4: just at least at a base baar level minimum recognizing
Speaker 4: black history, thank you. Now, if you could all do
Speaker 4: us a favorite big dog and let us keep the
Speaker 4: black history in the textbooks that you're letting them ban
Speaker 4: because you're looking like a hypocrite. If the black history
Speaker 4: is history and we don't even get into DEI and
Speaker 4: all that we know, I get that later, but just
Speaker 4: if all these black people that you say is great
Speaker 4: and we should remember the history, keep it in the books, dog,
Speaker 4: I feel you they.
Speaker 6: Should offend young white kids that make it bullied because
Speaker 6: of it.
Speaker 2: I'm sorry you don't feel seen. I'm sorry I was.
Speaker 6: I was bullied in school after history class.
Speaker 4: It was you, you did this to me, white boy?
Speaker 2: Before we get a.
Speaker 5: Two Chappelle and NBC, I did want to ask before
Speaker 5: we got off the Trump thing. Both sides, especially in
Speaker 5: the last like four years, have been accused in media
Speaker 5: of getting marching orders. I think CNN, NBC all that
Speaker 5: is very liberal bias. And it goes without saying that
Speaker 5: Fox News is biased with the Republicans being on the
Speaker 5: Daily Show and CNN in those writers' rooms or pre production.
Speaker 5: Have you ever experienced marching orders or things that you
Speaker 5: can and cannot say.
Speaker 4: No, not necessarily marching orders, but I mean it's always
Speaker 4: stuff that you got to figure out the best way
Speaker 4: to juggle it. Like we came back on air, before
Speaker 4: I quit, So just timeline matters for what I'm trying
Speaker 4: to say, it seems convoluted. So the writer strike happens
Speaker 4: twenty three Summer of twenty three. We come back the
Speaker 4: week after Over Seventh happened with everything with Israel and gossip,
Speaker 4: and so the week before we came back, and we
Speaker 4: know we're coming back to air, emails are starting to
Speaker 4: fly and pictures are starting to fly. Now concurrently I'm
Speaker 4: having contract negotiations to decide whether or not I'm even
Speaker 4: coming back at all. But at the time I'm still
Speaker 4: on the email threads and the writer's threads, and the
Speaker 4: conversation is about how do we want to approach this,
Speaker 4: what's the best way? Because there's no humor in the
Speaker 4: death and I mean generally speaking with the Daily Show,
Speaker 4: if it's a tragedy, the jokes are either in the
Speaker 4: causation or the solution, and whoever's obstructing one of the
Speaker 4: whose fault is it that it happened or whose fault
Speaker 4: is it that it ain't fixed? Those are your jokes.
Speaker 4: You don't talk about the pains in the middle, right,
Speaker 4: And so there was never mandates from Viacom International that
Speaker 4: go you can only and do not ever and only this,
Speaker 4: so no, and then I quit. I made the decision
Speaker 4: to leave the show before we came back from the
Speaker 4: writer striking. Then I got locked out all the emails.
Speaker 4: Ain't see shit else. The only thing I will say
Speaker 4: to CNN. One thing that I have found interesting that's
Speaker 4: a little different is that in certain shows, there may
Speaker 4: be a certain topic that another show is going to
Speaker 4: go in deeper on, so they may stack the order,
Speaker 4: Like if you got Abby Philip at ten and then
Speaker 4: you got Laura Coches at eleven, and then I go
Speaker 4: on Abby, and it's roundtable. Laura's more one on one.
Speaker 4: I can go on Abby, I can go Yo. Do
Speaker 4: you mind if we talk about pop up pop tonight?
Speaker 4: Well we can touch on it a little bit, but
Speaker 4: Laura's going to be doing a deeper dive on that,
Speaker 4: So we're not going to go as deep as you
Speaker 4: may want to go on that. All right, cool, I
Speaker 4: respect that because you don't want to take the you
Speaker 4: don't want to take the fire from Laura coach. Laura
Speaker 4: wants to really go in on it. And it's the
Speaker 4: same game with Caitlyn Collins, who comes on before Abby.
Speaker 4: So there seems to be a little bit of how
Speaker 4: we pepper the topics, because what you also don't want
Speaker 4: is all of seeing in prime time talking about the
Speaker 4: same shit. So you got to kind of make up
Speaker 4: a little bit like that. But our show, if I'm
Speaker 4: speaking specifically to Saturday Nights, we get to do whatever
Speaker 4: we want. Bro Like, we're a British remake of a
Speaker 4: show that's been on thirty years, so we baptized in
Speaker 4: the legacy of a show that's already worked. Yeh, Saturday Nights.
Speaker 4: It is supposed to be comedic, it's supposed to be weird,
Speaker 4: it's supposed to be edgy. We've made some really weird jokes.
Speaker 4: I haven't watched last week's ed it yet, but there
Speaker 4: was a Nazi salute joke in there that I know
Speaker 4: wouldn't have worked on Caitlin Collins habbit, Philip.
Speaker 2: Hear how Abby talks off Mike.
Speaker 4: There, so we get to take it there a little bit.
Speaker 4: But I've never been checked by anybody on anything as
Speaker 4: off yet. I think what you all are talking to
Speaker 4: and I get what you all are saying, because I
Speaker 4: feel like the issue has been with a lot of
Speaker 4: liberal media. It's figuring out how to address something that
Speaker 4: the right reads with without pissing off their base the
Speaker 4: same in the same hand. And I don't think it's
Speaker 4: possible to do that. You just got that. Motherfuckers just
Speaker 4: got to be made. We had on Tennessee Republican Tim Burchett,
Speaker 4: that boy whatever, Mitch McConnell. Vote yes on Tim Burchett,
Speaker 4: vote yes two times straight, DMS. How could you have
Speaker 4: him on day?
Speaker 1: Would you?
Speaker 4: Why would you give an audience to that? And that?
Speaker 4: Why not? Hey, big dog? The next four years they
Speaker 4: got the ball. Yeah, So if we're gonna have conversations
Speaker 4: around policy and use humor as an entry point to
Speaker 4: why they think the way they think, got to have
Speaker 4: them all.
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, because that's like outside looking in, even with
Speaker 5: like Fox with the Luigi thing for example. Yeah, I
Speaker 5: was very curious how that was going to be pivoted
Speaker 5: in mainstream media because now the new Republican base is
Speaker 5: supposed to be anti establishment, anti government, anti healthcare and all.
Speaker 2: That type of shit.
Speaker 5: So I was like, oh, Fox is in a pickle.
Speaker 5: It's gonna be weird because they may offend some of
Speaker 5: their base. And it felt like they got a mass
Speaker 5: email to every single pundit that said, hey, we don't
Speaker 5: agree with killing CEOs, it'll put us in jeopardy. You
Speaker 5: all hate this, and then it was just the same
Speaker 5: talking point.
Speaker 2: For the entire day.
Speaker 5: And I guess as viewers, that's how it looks across
Speaker 5: the board with media now that everyone just gets an
Speaker 5: email this is our view today, and we're all just
Speaker 5: going to talk about it in a different way. This
Speaker 5: is what you have to stay on and then make
Speaker 5: it your own. It's like when we do adreads, here's
Speaker 5: what you have to say, make it your own.
Speaker 4: Yeah, Casper Mattress, I love the Mattress. No, I've never
Speaker 4: gotten an email like that. Like Comedy Central is weird though,
Speaker 4: because Daily Show was always seen as like the weird,
Speaker 4: like that single wire trailer outside the school that didn't
Speaker 4: really follow the rules of what was happening in the building.
Speaker 4: I can't speak on what's happening over there now, but
Speaker 4: I know, I know. Ain't nobody ever told John Stewart
Speaker 4: what are gonna talk about? And I mean first day
Speaker 4: back he called Joe Biden Old. I guarantee you wasn't
Speaker 4: no email going out. Please call Joe Biden Old. Yeah.
Speaker 4: So it's like even if you take a shot at
Speaker 4: a democrat and you watch these shows, the audience a moon.
Speaker 1: You know.
Speaker 4: I think the one line they've drawn, at least what
Speaker 4: I felt on a lot of shows is if the
Speaker 4: crowd applauds Luigi, like the ship that happened at SNL
Speaker 4: where they mentioned Luigi and the audience applauded and cheered
Speaker 4: for Luigi.
Speaker 6: Right, was that what the burds monologue?
Speaker 4: No, it wasn't. It was a weekend update it with
Speaker 4: jo justin ch They I don't remember what the story was,
Speaker 4: but they mentioned Luigi and just off the picture of
Speaker 4: the crowd, and everybody was like, Oh, the libros, you're
Speaker 4: fucking next siting, you're getting them horny for murder murder
Speaker 4: You can't lean into that, but I think you can
Speaker 4: legitimately say, Hey, the dude did something that a lot
Speaker 4: of people didn't agree with, but his what motivated him
Speaker 4: was something far sinister. That needs to be your dressful. Yeah,
Speaker 4: And it's a way to say both of those things
Speaker 4: without just going on murder murder back. Therefore, let's not
Speaker 4: talk about any of it at all. Yeah, as far
Speaker 4: as I know, on our show, we've been able to
Speaker 4: sneak in those fucking those points.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I asked because because Chappelle said that he was
Speaker 5: censored by SNL with his latest monologue about transisues in Gaza.
Speaker 5: And sorry to our listeners, I'm repeating myself again, but
Speaker 5: I do want some of my fucking flowers. I've been
Speaker 5: complaining that the only Chappelle monologue that ever got taken
Speaker 5: down in his history of SNL, no monologu has been
Speaker 5: taken down. He talked about the Jews when Kanye West
Speaker 5: did that whole shit, and it's the only one you
Speaker 5: can't find. And to me, that's insane because there's monologues
Speaker 5: about molesting children that are up there now with millions
Speaker 5: of views.
Speaker 4: So really the one, the most recent Chappelle or the
Speaker 4: one from a year ago.
Speaker 6: Year ago, it was when Kanye did like drink Champs
Speaker 6: and all that.
Speaker 4: That's it.
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, that's Chappelle went up there, said a few things.
Speaker 5: I think the one line was if they're Italian, it's
Speaker 5: a mob. They're Black, it's a gang. If they're Jewish,
Speaker 5: it's just a coincidence and we should never talk about it.
Speaker 4: And closing line, yeah, pulled the whole thing.
Speaker 5: It's a brilliant monogue is one of my favorite Chappelle
Speaker 5: ones and it's gone. So this doesn't shock me that
Speaker 5: Chappelle said this past week when he went on that
Speaker 5: he couldn't talk about trans issues or Gaza, which I
Speaker 5: mean cool. He's ran the trans thing to the fucking ground.
Speaker 5: So just from a comedic level, I don't really care
Speaker 5: if he talks about that or not. But limiting Chappelle
Speaker 5: to not talk about Gaza at that time on a
Speaker 5: platform like SNL is that's crazy.
Speaker 4: What I would have loved to have heard is what
Speaker 4: he would have said or done. You know, I've seen
Speaker 4: I've seen the act of Chappelle's touring, at least the
Speaker 4: material of the last let's just say four or five months,
Speaker 4: right just from the top of twenty twenty five, and
Speaker 4: he's got some stuff in there about Gaza. But I
Speaker 4: didn't see all of that in SNL, so I don't
Speaker 4: know what he told him for the next hour or whatever. Yeah,
Speaker 4: but he mentioned at the end of all, but it
Speaker 4: was more of a pleading Trump about doing the right thing.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it was just one line at the n pray
Speaker 1: pray for people that's being you know, lost their homes,
Speaker 1: through the fires and things like that.
Speaker 4: We have to pray for people in gods as well. Yeah,
Speaker 4: regardless of how you lost your home, you lost your home.
Speaker 5: So I mean, I find that a little because I mean,
Speaker 5: if Lauren Michaels, who is a legend but is also
Speaker 5: supposed to be more on the liberal, nonsensoring side, it's
Speaker 5: of course it's still NBC at.
Speaker 2: The end of the day.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's all censorship, but he's supposed to.
Speaker 5: Be that liberal comedian that always pushed the boundaries which
Speaker 5: made SNL When it was taboo to say certain things
Speaker 5: on TV, he allowed it.
Speaker 6: So we're stopping now because of the Jews. Like, that's
Speaker 6: where we draw the line on everything.
Speaker 4: It might be for him, depending on where the money
Speaker 4: come from.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I think, like I mean, but that doesn't We've
Speaker 1: seen Dave walk away from more money than most people
Speaker 1: probably would ever walk away from. So when you say that,
Speaker 1: it confused me because it's like, but we've seen Dave
Speaker 1: stand on things that he believes in, walk away from
Speaker 1: a lot of money and still be able to come
Speaker 1: back and still be as successful one of the greatest ever.
Speaker 1: So now for NBC to have him on SNEL again
Speaker 1: and then try to censor somebody like Dave Chappelle. Doesn't
Speaker 1: really make sense to me because it's like, well, we
Speaker 1: know who Dave is and you know what he stands for,
Speaker 1: But like you said, where's the money coming from? I
Speaker 1: just don't Is it just about the money you think?
Speaker 1: Because we've seen Dave completely not give a fuck about money.
Speaker 4: Absolutely today, I think Dave still saw it as a
Speaker 4: value judgment. All right, you don't want me to talk
Speaker 4: about that, Well, I can talk a little bit more
Speaker 4: about this, and maybe disappearance still makes sense for me.
Speaker 4: It's still an opportunity to get some reach and then
Speaker 4: I'll just out you on the backside and then't knowing Dave,
Speaker 4: he's gonna take the whole experience and just put it
Speaker 4: on stage and be on Netflix in a couple Oh yeah,
Speaker 4: for sure.
Speaker 5: I mean, I think this may be the one time
Speaker 5: where I don't actually think it's about money. It's about
Speaker 5: that community, because I think there is unfortunately a lot
Speaker 5: of money in being pro Palestine and talking about that
Speaker 5: on a network. I think there's plenty of advertisers that
Speaker 5: would want to get behind that message because they would
Speaker 5: deem it to be the cool message.
Speaker 6: This is a community thing. To me, This isn't losing money.
Speaker 5: This is hey, I'm part of this community, and this
Speaker 5: community doesn't play that type of shit.
Speaker 4: Okay, So then that means that this community doesn't play
Speaker 4: this type of shit. Then that means that if you
Speaker 4: let somebody on your show to do something that I
Speaker 4: don't agree with, then what's the cost? And then you
Speaker 4: have to ask yourself, if you're law on Michaels, are
Speaker 4: you willing to pay the cost for letting someone come
Speaker 4: on your show and do something that pushes back it
Speaker 4: gets people that have supported you. Yeah, And so that's
Speaker 4: why I feel like the idea that this idea of
Speaker 4: freedom of speech, man is, it's very loose, you know,
Speaker 4: it's very gelatinous, and we try to add like freedom
Speaker 4: of speech, it's this concrete thing that we're all entitled
Speaker 4: to and that you will get it no matter what.
Speaker 4: I don't care where you go, who you work for,
Speaker 4: if you say some shit, eventually you will come to
Speaker 4: a line where someone goes, we don't fuck with that, right,
Speaker 4: Like it's been Cats has been banned. I know cats,
Speaker 4: I know Cats. They got kicked off Twitter, then went
Speaker 4: to YouTube, then went to Patreon and then went to there,
Speaker 4: what's the there's another one fans.
Speaker 6: It's not only this is funned from only fans, crazy Phillips.
Speaker 4: We'll get I bet you. But I bet your only
Speaker 4: fans has a line too where they go, all right,
Speaker 4: you can't do that.
Speaker 5: Yeah, they have a line if they got caught, if
Speaker 5: someone brought attention to some wild shit on their platform,
Speaker 5: then they'd like, of course.
Speaker 4: Of course, you know, I don't know, it's like it's
Speaker 4: if they I'm not surprised that they network so they performer,
Speaker 4: Please don't do something that can start a bunch of
Speaker 4: shit with people that could be bad for our bread.
Speaker 4: I'm not shocked that that happened. Dave choosing to still
Speaker 4: go along with it, to me is strategic. I don't
Speaker 4: think it's him just laying down and allowing himself to
Speaker 4: be told what to do whatever.
Speaker 1: But I think that the thing that comedians have is
Speaker 1: y'all have this ability to push the line and say
Speaker 1: things and you get to you get to you know,
Speaker 1: the lol button. We call it like people laugh at it,
Speaker 1: but you have the great ones have a way of
Speaker 1: saying things and having the truth to it and still
Speaker 1: making people laugh. Which is something I think Dave Chappelle
Speaker 1: does well, Chris Rock does well, even you've done very
Speaker 1: well throughout your career. Is that something that because a
Speaker 1: quick story, I was at a restaurant over here and
Speaker 1: at a bar, sat down.
Speaker 2: Chris Rock was sitting there and he was writing.
Speaker 1: He was looking at something on like his phone, like
Speaker 1: news and things like that. So I'm like, okay, so
Speaker 1: this is like to me, it seems like this is
Speaker 1: the time where comedians understand what's going on in the world.
Speaker 1: They take things that are going on, real issues, try
Speaker 1: to find that fine line of let's address the issue,
Speaker 1: but let's also try to find some humor somewhere in
Speaker 1: there where it's gonna kind of take the heaviness off
Speaker 1: of the situation. Because even through tragedy, people still need
Speaker 1: to laugh, people still need to be entertained.
Speaker 2: That's something I think we'll never get away from.
Speaker 1: But is that something that as a commedy writer you
Speaker 1: stand behind, like, Okay, this is a real world issue,
Speaker 1: but let's try to find that funny, you know, moment
Speaker 1: where we all can come together and green like, yeah.
Speaker 2: That is true.
Speaker 4: Yeah, And I think and that's where you start getting
Speaker 4: into the censorship because the joke is just the delivery
Speaker 4: vehicle for the message. And so if you have a
Speaker 4: network where you don't want a particular message to be
Speaker 4: as verbalized or broadcast to people, then I can't let
Speaker 4: that joke happen. And I don't care how funny it is.
Speaker 4: I just don't want that message on my particular channels.
Speaker 4: So that's where you start getting into the censorship of
Speaker 4: it all. I mean, that's not just Israel Gaza. That
Speaker 4: could be trans issues. I mean, I mean just on
Speaker 4: a more surface level when you do late night sometimes,
Speaker 4: when you do a set on a late night show, hey,
Speaker 4: could you not do political jokes? And they just say,
Speaker 4: fuck all political topics, don't even talk about gun control.
Speaker 4: Come on here and talk about your kid and buying
Speaker 4: a stroller and buy by baby. Do that joke instead,
Speaker 4: because you'll send a booker a ten minute chunk, and
Speaker 4: from that ten minute chunk, they go, here's the five
Speaker 4: that you should do on this show, and they'll pick
Speaker 4: around all that edgy shit that you man. Yeah, you know,
Speaker 4: I had a joke years ago on Letterman. It was
Speaker 4: the only time I was on Letterman. Probably why you
Speaker 4: digging the grates it's somewhere on YouTube, but I went
Speaker 4: on Letterman and I don't remember the setup of the joke,
Speaker 4: but essentially it was about Mexican farm workers and just
Speaker 4: on wages or some shit, and the basic premise was that,
Speaker 4: you know, I respect Latinos because in America, if you're
Speaker 4: if you want your group to be respected, sooner or later,
Speaker 4: you have to pick fruit. You have to pick an,
Speaker 4: You have to do yard work in this country. If
Speaker 4: you want rights, we need to know you did yard
Speaker 4: work Asians did the railroads. You know, black people, it's Mexicans.
Speaker 4: And that's all the joke. And mother fucker the emails
Speaker 4: after that, yeah, which is not sure if that was
Speaker 4: the right. It was funny. And the layers of approvals
Speaker 4: they have to happen every word in late night. If
Speaker 4: someone's performing on late night, there's a transcript. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 4: there are no surprises anymore in late night. It's like,
Speaker 4: you want to talk about censorship, like we need to
Speaker 4: know every word so that if you deviate from a word,
Speaker 4: we know whether or not to cut your mic. So
Speaker 4: you know, I don't know, man, I think that I
Speaker 4: think that every network, every place has a line in
Speaker 4: the saying of what they're willing to allow. And I
Speaker 4: just think that freedom of speech is just freedom of speech,
Speaker 4: so long as it doesn't fuck up my bread. Yeah,
Speaker 4: it's generally what it seems to be in our society now,
Speaker 4: especially with all these media company you know, they broke.
Speaker 4: All these media companies are broke, so.
Speaker 2: They can't afford. Yeah, they can't take to lose.
Speaker 4: One cooking penny of advertise. Yep.
Speaker 5: I mean the only time I think I've seen someone
Speaker 5: really go off script, ironically was John Stewart when he
Speaker 5: was on Colbert.
Speaker 2: With the COVID shit. That was the first. I was like, oh,
Speaker 2: there was no talk.
Speaker 5: He was saying the same shit of like, yeah, I
Speaker 5: had to submit my whole set, Like I was reading
Speaker 5: a teleprompter of my own set. You can't miss a word.
Speaker 5: Watching John Stewart do that shit, I was like, yeah,
Speaker 5: there's no way that was on any qu card, but you.
Speaker 6: Yeah, you should earn that.
Speaker 4: And Chappelle has earned that absolutely. If Chappelle had went
Speaker 4: off script the way he wanted to, he still would
Speaker 4: have it still would have aired, and then they would
Speaker 4: have scrubbed it from me Internet. The same is what
Speaker 4: they did with the kind and ship. Yeah, but the
Speaker 4: average performer does not get that freedom. And if you
Speaker 4: want that freedom, you have to do what you all
Speaker 4: have done and create your own space for it. Because
Speaker 4: it's a lot of what what we've even talked about
Speaker 4: just now that shit ain't getting green lip for a
Speaker 4: chit chat with Jimmy Fallon. Yeah, Jimmy wants three topics
Speaker 4: for you to talk about that Black History Month at
Speaker 4: the White House, Kodak Black.
Speaker 6: We'll have to pay into the roots during that conversation
Speaker 6: to get prove.
Speaker 2: What about your son?
Speaker 4: Is your son?
Speaker 2: What about your son?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 2: How's he do it? Let's talk about these flights, man?
Speaker 2: What Roy? What the hell is going on with these
Speaker 2: flights as people that travel out?
Speaker 4: No, bro, but I'm trying to hit a lick.
Speaker 1: They so the Delta Airlines the latest one Delta Airlines
Speaker 1: flight from Minneapolis crash landed in Toronto. If you the video,
Speaker 1: the runway looked like it was full of snow ice
Speaker 1: everywhere and it flipped upside down. But now Delta has
Speaker 1: responded in there offering each passenger. Luckily nobody was No
Speaker 1: lives were lost on this on this crash, but Delta
Speaker 1: has responded they're offering thirty thousand dollars to each passenger
Speaker 1: that's on that flight.
Speaker 5: I was with Roy, I'm here to catch a lick,
Speaker 5: Like I'm one of those people that woman like walks
Speaker 5: on the crates in New York City, like hoping one
Speaker 5: of them will fall.
Speaker 6: I'm about that.
Speaker 5: Yeah, but thirtyk the way that shit flipped over, I
Speaker 5: don't know if thirty.
Speaker 1: K is the lick that.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's a six digit plane crash.
Speaker 6: That's a risk for thirty k after taxes six It
Speaker 6: was a fireball.
Speaker 4: It's the best possible scenario. I don't know if you
Speaker 4: saw the footage. Ever, the plane crash is slit. It
Speaker 4: rolled because it rolled, both wings broke off. That's where
Speaker 4: all the fuel is, basically like the fireballs behind us.
Speaker 4: So now we're just in a tube. Bro, I'm with
Speaker 4: that ship. Bro, roll me in the tube down a freeway.
Speaker 4: Plans playing in about one hundred and fifty miles an hour, Yeah,
Speaker 4: give it take a little slower maybe, depending on the
Speaker 4: size of the one hundred and fifty miles an hour
Speaker 4: into two three hundred yards two hundred thousand dollars. I
Speaker 4: think it's the number that's.
Speaker 2: What you're comfortable with.
Speaker 1: I think two were talking about after taxes, ship lawyers
Speaker 1: and ship.
Speaker 5: Yeah, can you got this was in Canada, so you
Speaker 5: have to figure out that whole currency exchange situation.
Speaker 4: Right, seven hundred comfortably seven hundred.
Speaker 6: Like settle, we don't even need to take it to court.
Speaker 2: Here's the money.
Speaker 4: I'll sign whatever, medical waivers whatever, like I gotta, you know,
Speaker 4: give me a couple of neurological give me some free
Speaker 4: ris to make sure my ship straight.
Speaker 5: But going in, do you know that you're gonna survive?
Speaker 5: Because that's I would do. Would if I knew I
Speaker 5: was just gonna roll.
Speaker 4: I fly those are cr Jay's I fly that all
Speaker 4: the time.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's like when you're going down to d C
Speaker 2: from New York.
Speaker 4: Yeah, are a little wower flight.
Speaker 5: Yeah, any from New York to Toronto, that's the same
Speaker 5: plane every time.
Speaker 4: Yeah right, I'm getting on a Delta flight tomorrow. Scared shitless,
Speaker 4: yo should be. You know that they fired a bunch
Speaker 4: of air traffic controllers. They're doing a bunch of layoffs
Speaker 4: at the AA. There were two planes that just collided,
Speaker 4: two single passenger planes. Arolina was in Arizona over an
Speaker 4: airport that has no ATC. So like small airports, there's
Speaker 4: no nigga, there's nobody there, there's no crossing guard. It's
Speaker 4: just yo, if you know what. Yeah, after a thunderstorm
Speaker 4: and the powers out and you just gotta trust each
Speaker 4: other in a section.
Speaker 2: But the sky, the sky, you gotta hit your high
Speaker 2: beams in front of you.
Speaker 7: You got it.
Speaker 2: You've got high beam three times.
Speaker 1: Now you go.
Speaker 6: You know what, I'll just pull over and let them beside.
Speaker 4: That ship is a stressful job. Brok is just trying
Speaker 4: to keep thirty forty planes all in the air.
Speaker 1: I thought it was interesting how to stew was saying,
Speaker 1: don't record, like telling people don't record anything as they
Speaker 1: would like exiting the plane, like we don't want this, No.
Speaker 2: No, we recording this.
Speaker 4: I need this for my lawyer, Like I need documentary.
Speaker 4: I need to see that.
Speaker 2: You show y'all me getting off this flight that's flipped upside.
Speaker 5: Down on the road with I would have went right
Speaker 5: on twitch if I survived the Sully Hudson miracle. Shit,
Speaker 5: I would been live streaming like through the water like
Speaker 5: it is cold as fuck. You gotta re you know,
Speaker 5: be on the wing.
Speaker 4: I you know what, you didn't see though, in that
Speaker 4: Delta evacuation video which you didn't see is whoever was
Speaker 4: in the exit real seat, who was supposed to have
Speaker 4: been their monkey ass right there help everybody else. They gone, we.
Speaker 8: Scared as.
Speaker 6: We talked about that a few weeks ago.
Speaker 5: I think, right when I just went on a trip
Speaker 5: of how much the airline industry doesn't give a fuck
Speaker 5: about us, because I've sat in the exit row a
Speaker 5: million times. They walked by like are you good? Like, yeah,
Speaker 5: do you want to know my name? Like anything about me?
Speaker 4: No?
Speaker 5: Like if I can handle a pressure situation, are you okays?
Speaker 4: Yep? All right? Then read the card in your seat back.
Speaker 6: Why are you giving me attitude about your safety?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 6: So yeah, they don't give a fuck. They put anyone there.
Speaker 5: They'll put an air marshal in first class, but not
Speaker 5: an air marshal next to the exitro.
Speaker 4: But see, this is the issue, though, and it's come
Speaker 4: back to trump. The Delta crash, the Toronto rollover happens,
Speaker 4: then Arizona happens, and then Pete Buddhajeedge is trending on Twitter.
Speaker 2: He sat in that same seat.
Speaker 4: Oh it's his fault, and he's because he's jays are
Speaker 4: ruining in the sky. Like that's where it's like, come on, man,
Speaker 4: y'all got it, y'all won y'all in charge on it.
Speaker 2: He's a ruin in this guy.
Speaker 5: No, I just wanted to because you know, I be
Speaker 5: on Republicans Twitter sometimes for laughs and like after the
Speaker 5: thing that happened in DC, all these like out of shape,
Speaker 5: fucking bum ass republic Plicans are like this.
Speaker 6: DEI pilot.
Speaker 5: I'm like, shorty has one thousand hours in an Apache helicopter,
Speaker 5: She'll whoop your ass. Yes, there's people that do nothing,
Speaker 5: contribute nothing to society. Not healthy are saying DEI to
Speaker 5: someone that knows how to fly all you know.
Speaker 4: That's what they're already spending on this track too, because
Speaker 4: the company that runs a CRJ service, they have done
Speaker 4: a lot of all women flights before and they're going,
Speaker 4: this is the same company's stupid. It was a dude
Speaker 4: on that flight though, But now you're just going with
Speaker 4: this company as a whole. So now is it any company?
Speaker 4: Is it all women they crash planes are all blacks?
Speaker 4: Or is it companies that hire all women in blacks?
Speaker 4: And it's all right? Now you stretching the narrative a
Speaker 4: little bit, but there's no way as a Democrat, how
Speaker 4: do you fight back from that. That's the problem is
Speaker 4: that that shit is working, bro.
Speaker 6: It is Yeah, no, it's definitely working.
Speaker 5: But it's also working because not all Democrats, but most
Speaker 5: Democrats do try to make sense to some degree. Republicans
Speaker 5: to throw common said, They're not going to let that
Speaker 5: fuck up their argument, Like the fact that they put
Speaker 5: this woman in charge of the JFK files that the
Speaker 5: Republicans put I'm like, where is there the where's the
Speaker 5: d I shit, Now, what does this woman do?
Speaker 6: She can't read women can't read the Democrats? She knows
Speaker 6: about the CIA.
Speaker 4: The Democrats' best defense against Trump so far has just
Speaker 4: been uh it no, this d E and I crashing
Speaker 4: the plane. No stop, you got to fight back.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I love it, though, man, I mean not people crashing.
Speaker 2: I'm yeah.
Speaker 5: But even then, all the Republicans, like any woman that
Speaker 5: they put in charge of something, none of their base
Speaker 5: will say d I'll be like, oh, well, she agrees
Speaker 5: with Trump, so she must she must be smart.
Speaker 2: I just think it's yet she's fit for the role.
Speaker 1: Spirit Airlines is thriving and plane hasn't crashed nothing. They
Speaker 1: just like y'all had all these jokes for us for
Speaker 1: years about Spirit airlines, none of about none of our
Speaker 1: none of our.
Speaker 6: Planes went down like Frontier thriving like we chill it
Speaker 6: over here.
Speaker 4: That's what Spirit should tweet. Yeah, if I was that's funny.
Speaker 4: If I was another airline, I'd be talking.
Speaker 1: If your spirit you have to lean into all of
Speaker 1: this like we're talking about, like find the tragedy.
Speaker 2: We understand.
Speaker 4: But as all.
Speaker 5: Gods exactly the Father, the Son of the Holy Spirit,
Speaker 5: that should be the tweet.
Speaker 6: Let's uh, let's get to this.
Speaker 5: Lizzo ship man. I don't I don't want to be hearty,
Speaker 5: but listen, look all right, but listen.
Speaker 1: Little has always been pretty. We we've talked about. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I always always been pretty. Now it's a little different.
Speaker 1: Always been very positive and very you know, secure about
Speaker 1: her body and her shape.
Speaker 6: Cool, but now she's just different.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but now she's focusing on being healthy and getting
Speaker 1: in shape and working out. And now she's you know,
Speaker 1: doing the same thing she's been doing. She's been showing
Speaker 1: up somebody. This is just you know, her new body.
Speaker 1: Ever since she decided to go on our health journey. Yes,
Speaker 1: I mean get the new body. You want to show
Speaker 1: her about it? Hey, look at she was showing the
Speaker 1: body before I got kicked out of the stables.
Speaker 5: I'm saying, now she should go to a Lakers game
Speaker 5: with her. Now I believe she's okay to do that
Speaker 5: now or I didn't I didn't feel that way.
Speaker 1: Yes, now it's okay, okay, got Now it's like that's
Speaker 1: that was too much before you guys.
Speaker 5: Your last out in front of children. Now I don't care.
Speaker 2: No, Lizo looks great, man like, she looks great.
Speaker 1: I'm happy that you know she's on this whole journey
Speaker 1: working out, exercise and eating eating right. Because her music
Speaker 1: are talent, Lizzo is very talented, but you know she
Speaker 1: falls into that category of probably trying to do things
Speaker 1: to get attention that's not music related. But she's super talented.
Speaker 1: And I just love the fact that she's on this
Speaker 1: whole journey and taking care of us.
Speaker 4: How do artists or do artists? How do artists or
Speaker 4: do artists have a responsibility to the feeling of abandonment
Speaker 4: they may create within their fan base when they built
Speaker 4: the following on body positivity, it's a really interesting question
Speaker 4: because there's a lot of people because the same thing happened,
Speaker 4: and it's a it's a little funnier in a way.
Speaker 4: But the same thing happened with Monique or way early,
Speaker 4: you know, queens of comedy, Monique, Physique. It's not Monique now.
Speaker 4: And then Monique wrote a book called Skinny Bitches are
Speaker 4: Evil or Skinny with Them and the Devil or whatever,
Speaker 4: and then every big girl was like, wait a minute, bitch,
Speaker 4: watch you get scary on me. I thought we was
Speaker 4: in this plush life. Yeah, so you know, I think
Speaker 4: it's I think that when there's backlash for losing weight, right,
Speaker 4: because like Lizo, like even in losing weight, she's dealing
Speaker 4: with backlash from people going, well, I thought you were
Speaker 4: supposed to I can stay that same shape and love
Speaker 4: who you was. I think it's about just loving yourself
Speaker 4: as you are and just being allowed to change.
Speaker 2: Absolutely.
Speaker 5: It has to come with the messaging because well, she
Speaker 5: can't lose her fan base is saying understanding that some
Speaker 5: people just hereditarily cannot lose weight and some people just
Speaker 5: can't get ozemic either, still making sure they feel good
Speaker 5: about themselves, but also pushing hey, we also need to
Speaker 5: be healthy.
Speaker 4: Like, I don't think.
Speaker 5: I think there's some good shame and some good bullying
Speaker 5: to some degree. I think there is a line. I
Speaker 5: think we should bully people to be healthy. That is
Speaker 5: very important. I'm not not like, actually shit on their
Speaker 5: entire life, but you should encourage your fan base if
Speaker 5: they are overweight by.
Speaker 4: Choice, to be healthy and shape.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 5: I don't think that's a bad message to tell the
Speaker 5: pace that you've been encouraging to embrace your curves.
Speaker 4: Okay, then is it about then? I don't know. The
Speaker 4: comedian in me goes, well, then do you have to
Speaker 4: acknowledge the change? And because like most comics, when they
Speaker 4: go through an evolution as a person, there's a special
Speaker 4: that can yah yeah, okay, y'all, I've decided to lose
Speaker 4: weight now, and like Jim Gaffigan is a great example
Speaker 4: of this shit, Gaffi can build his whole career on
Speaker 4: chubby pocket. Yeah spelt last special slip and talks about it.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 4: So I think that, you know, I don't know. I
Speaker 4: wonder if there's a disconnect, like how do you how
Speaker 4: do you feel good about yourself without making people feel
Speaker 4: bad about themselves? At the same time.
Speaker 5: Sorry, I'm just laughing at a Jim Gaffigan fan going,
Speaker 5: he got skinny on me.
Speaker 4: Yeah, there's no way, mena that that's sad in the
Speaker 4: more than him being anti Trump, they were flying him
Speaker 4: not liking trouble with Gaffigan.
Speaker 6: Wait a minute, I mean, yeah, I definitely think of women.
Speaker 5: It's obviously a bit crazier, but yeah, she needs to
Speaker 5: have that one sit down interview find some women in media.
Speaker 2: I don't know if it's gad.
Speaker 1: How do you feel about Lizzo's new uh portrait by
Speaker 1: bitch to the old picture of herself?
Speaker 7: Well, I don't know how Lizo felt about her I
Speaker 7: know what she portrayed to feel about herself, but I
Speaker 7: don't know what she actually felt about herself.
Speaker 8: I know some people look at it, like he said,
Speaker 8: as a betrayal.
Speaker 7: But if you weren't eating right and doing the things
Speaker 7: that you were supposed to be doing, or even if
Speaker 7: you were and you weren't making Sometimes when you're not,
Speaker 7: when you don't like the way that you look, you
Speaker 7: make really stupid decisions about the people you keep around
Speaker 7: you because you don't feel like you're worthy of better.
Speaker 7: It could happen subconsciously, and you don't notice that until
Speaker 7: you're out of that space. But it's like, I could
Speaker 7: have only been dating this the man that I was
Speaker 7: dating because I felt like I wasn't good enough for
Speaker 7: something better.
Speaker 8: So even if she wasn't.
Speaker 7: Ashamed of the way that she looks, it's more of
Speaker 7: a I didn't feel like I was good enough, and
Speaker 7: I allow people to treat me like I wasn't good enough.
Speaker 7: So that could be the bybit she's talking to the
Speaker 7: person that made decisions like that.
Speaker 8: But I don't know.
Speaker 7: I can't speak for her, but I do. I do
Speaker 7: get where you're not gonna win if you lose the weight.
Speaker 7: People are gonna be like, oh, it was supposed to
Speaker 7: be fat, bitious for life, but if you don't lose
Speaker 7: the weight, you're getting dragged. Like even with y'all making
Speaker 7: the jokes of, oh, she could go to the Lakers
Speaker 7: game half naked out if she was a skinny girl,
Speaker 7: when that happened, nobody would have given a fuck girls
Speaker 7: we half naked all the time.
Speaker 5: No, that was a joke because when that did happen,
Speaker 5: we were on the side of nobody should have their
Speaker 5: ass streaks.
Speaker 2: Out at a Lakers game. Yeah, nobody should go ray it. No,
Speaker 2: it's a Lakers game.
Speaker 8: If Dream was.
Speaker 7: Out at the Lakers game or her as thout, y'all
Speaker 7: wouldn't be complaining.
Speaker 2: Stop.
Speaker 5: I would say, put on some fucking jeans. You're at
Speaker 5: a basketball game.
Speaker 1: No, that's not true, baby, because we when Kanye and
Speaker 1: his wife did the red carpet for the Grammys, we
Speaker 1: was like, look great you doing. Yeah, that's naked. We
Speaker 1: could see your lip.
Speaker 7: Like on the red car Rihanna Ward at Diamond Slovarski
Speaker 7: Diamond dress, you could see Rihanna's nipples first.
Speaker 8: You will see her whole attire back of her ass.
Speaker 2: Stop. Stop, you don't even believe what you just said.
Speaker 5: There's something has to do with taste, art, fashion, et cetera,
Speaker 5: as compared to being butt ass naked with your pussy
Speaker 5: out at an award show.
Speaker 7: Yes, please tell me that there. Ya's very nice. It's
Speaker 7: all about it's all about fashion, connoisaur So, but is
Speaker 7: it about the fashion or is it about the body part?
Speaker 7: Because plenty of people show off body parts. But because
Speaker 7: y'all like the outfit more, I.
Speaker 5: Think what Little Kim did was more iconic based off
Speaker 5: a fashion and moment than her just walking on the
Speaker 5: red carpet but ass naked, that's not a moment.
Speaker 8: But I'm not taking we're talking about can we pull
Speaker 8: up the picture of little with her ass?
Speaker 1: I just I mean when she went into the Lakers game,
Speaker 1: it was just like a T shirt and the ass
Speaker 1: was cut out in the bottom of the T shirt like.
Speaker 6: She was trying to make a moment.
Speaker 2: It wasn't like it was like it was like, you
Speaker 2: know what I mean, like she.
Speaker 8: Was trying to make a moment.
Speaker 7: But if if all I'm saying is if she was
Speaker 7: a skinny deemed like hot girl, nobody would have cared.
Speaker 2: Nobody would think people would have here.
Speaker 1: I think people would have cared because it's like yo,
Speaker 1: first of like you got word like T shirt and
Speaker 1: just the ass is cut out on the T shirt
Speaker 1: like people would have talked about it, like they talked about.
Speaker 2: You know, uh, Bianca on the on the carpet. But
Speaker 2: it was like that was just completely new.
Speaker 1: Now, if you're showing if you have a dress song
Speaker 1: like you said with Rihanna, and it's showing a little nipple,
Speaker 1: you know, nipples, this kind of sheer kind of dress,
Speaker 1: this a little more tasting class.
Speaker 2: It's time in place.
Speaker 1: To me, I think the Laker gang know, that's just
Speaker 1: like Rihanna at the Wow Yeah, that's just that's at
Speaker 1: the Laker game list.
Speaker 7: Me personally, I don't want anybody to wear that. But
Speaker 7: I'm just thinking when it comes to it's standing, when
Speaker 7: when men start picking and saying, oh, you shouldn't wear
Speaker 7: that and this and that, it all depends on who
Speaker 7: they're attracted to. So my point, my original point in
Speaker 7: that is when you are smaller, you're berated less like
Speaker 7: it just is what it is.
Speaker 8: You know, she's gonna catch backlash no matter what the function.
Speaker 5: And I feel you on who Lizo maybe had in
Speaker 5: their life or whatever this and that. But also she
Speaker 5: may have went to the doctors and they said, hey,
Speaker 5: your organs are not doing great. The valves in your
Speaker 5: heart suck. You need to get healthier. And I'm sure
Speaker 5: Lizo didn't go oh no, but my fan base wants
Speaker 5: me fat.
Speaker 4: No.
Speaker 6: She cares about living longer.
Speaker 5: I'm not gonna sit and things like I'm gonna offend
Speaker 5: my fan base and then I'll die like nah, yeah,
Speaker 5: I'm gonna get skinny.
Speaker 1: Well, either way, she looks she looks great. I mean,
Speaker 1: I'm happy for Lizo. She looks like she's happy. She
Speaker 1: looks like, you know, she's in a better space obviously physically.
Speaker 4: So she seemed like she would give us like two
Speaker 4: more albums than a daytime talk show. Yeah, that seems right,
Speaker 4: and I may not in a good way, like daytime
Speaker 4: talk requires a level of joy. Yeah, in your heart,
Speaker 4: I think.
Speaker 5: Like Lizo getting scared is way less of a problem
Speaker 5: than Lily Phillips fucking a thousand men.
Speaker 6: To me, that's a worse message.
Speaker 1: Now, this is this is crazy Lily Phillips, who obviously
Speaker 1: did she did an orgy if you want to call it,
Speaker 1: slept with a thousand men a couple of weeks ago,
Speaker 1: and now she's reporting that orgy well, I mean or
Speaker 1: train whatever you call it, long ass train. She announced
Speaker 1: that she's Amtrak. She's pregnant. She's pregnant now as a
Speaker 1: result of this train ride that she went on, which
Speaker 1: one of the lucky passengers do you think is going
Speaker 1: to come forward and say, oh, and how do you
Speaker 1: even go through that? Do all men now have to
Speaker 1: take a DNA to paternity test?
Speaker 4: Like?
Speaker 5: How do I guess they'll go in order, and if
Speaker 5: it's the third one then they'll save some money. But
Speaker 5: if it's a guy that went last, then they're gonna
Speaker 5: have to go through everyone.
Speaker 8: She's probably faking this.
Speaker 2: I'm probably on that side too. Really you think, so, yeah,
Speaker 2: why would she fake this?
Speaker 6: Control?
Speaker 1: But that's why I say, why fake this? If she
Speaker 1: she slept with a thousand, so it's like why it
Speaker 1: was one hundred men? No, she's a hundred.
Speaker 4: That's not what.
Speaker 2: Oh Bonnie Blue was a thousand Lily Phillips with one
Speaker 2: hundred men. This is wifey materials.
Speaker 1: Fine, so we could, Yeah, she's a she's the other
Speaker 1: one's a horror, but this this one is a very
Speaker 1: very you know, respectful, respectable, a nuclear family.
Speaker 2: But how do they go about this though? Like how
Speaker 2: do they find who the dad is?
Speaker 4: If this is you got, you just subpoena everybody. That's craaperwork.
Speaker 5: Also, I think in that window of the hundred men,
Speaker 5: there's no way she didn't sleep with other people too
Speaker 5: that month. Like I think it's more than just one hundred.
Speaker 7: She'd probably like fasted like right before, you know, right
Speaker 7: before Thanksgiving. You kind of like just do green juices,
Speaker 7: Like I don't think.
Speaker 4: She tighten it up, get it ready for the big fight,
Speaker 4: get it risk, gotta.
Speaker 2: Meet that weight. You got to meet that catchwaight.
Speaker 6: HBO twenty for twenty.
Speaker 4: Imagine being at dude. Imagine me and the dude and
Speaker 4: it's yours, and you got to explain to your son
Speaker 4: that is that that child has lost already every fight
Speaker 4: in school, already, every every dozens everyone, and.
Speaker 2: I can't win.
Speaker 5: We used to talk like ten years ago of like, damn,
Speaker 5: pick a wife out this bunch. They have some racy
Speaker 5: photo on Instagram that you have to explain to their kids.
Speaker 5: Kids gonna bully them, bring it back up. I never
Speaker 5: thought it would get to this, that woean where their
Speaker 5: asset on Instagram is gonna look like a saint, but
Speaker 5: all our kids are in middle school getting bullied.
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 1: I mean I have some some friends in the adult industry.
Speaker 1: I've never really asked, but I just assumed that she
Speaker 1: would be on birth control during this. I would have
Speaker 1: thought this feat that she was trying to accomplish like
Speaker 1: I would have assumed she was on had.
Speaker 4: Been my first question when the subpoena show up.
Speaker 2: Yeah, like she wasn't on birth control.
Speaker 4: You wasn't.
Speaker 6: You can't stop God's plan more.
Speaker 2: That is true.
Speaker 6: The Lord, the Lord was in the room and whatever
Speaker 6: was gonna happen.
Speaker 2: Was gonna happen.
Speaker 4: You can get the hell out of here.
Speaker 2: If I'm the father, yeah, I'm not on Yeah.
Speaker 6: I feel I think this is the only time it's
Speaker 6: okay to abandon your child.
Speaker 4: You deserve a child. If you get in line for that,
Speaker 4: you deserve. You deserve a reminder.
Speaker 1: It takes a certain type of man to kind of
Speaker 1: step up and take that test and be the father
Speaker 1: and then say, okay, I'm going to raise this child.
Speaker 1: That's a you might be dad of the century if
Speaker 1: you do that, Like, how do you step up.
Speaker 4: To that plate and say, okay, I'll raise Imagine being
Speaker 4: able to google your conception.
Speaker 2: And watch it and watch it like there, it goes
Speaker 2: right there.
Speaker 6: That's when you that's the activity scene.
Speaker 2: That goes right there.
Speaker 4: Just watch yourself being created.
Speaker 2: It's crazy.
Speaker 5: And you know, kids curious that they that kid, especially
Speaker 5: with those genetics from that woman and any man that
Speaker 5: was weigh in that line.
Speaker 2: That kid is looking up how he was fine? That
Speaker 2: kid is a He's gonna be somebody whoever this kid,
Speaker 2: is he gonna be someone?
Speaker 4: My son is third grade and he came home one
Speaker 4: day and he told me, I googled Roywood Jr. What
Speaker 4: you find comedy stuff? Yeah? What you google after that
Speaker 4: roy Wood junior kid? What you find pictures is me?
Speaker 4: You and mom? Good? What if that?
Speaker 5: But what you have to understand. Your legacy in comedy
Speaker 5: is one thing. I don't think this woman is ever
Speaker 5: gonna top this legacy. So the moment he types in
Speaker 5: just her name, period, he's not go to type in
Speaker 5: and kids.
Speaker 2: Popping up a middle.
Speaker 5: I don't think she's gonna be known for anything else
Speaker 5: for the rest of her life.
Speaker 2: That's sad that you have to put an extra.
Speaker 4: Remember remember when the bar for sex tape was just
Speaker 4: fuck once in a grainy video and maybe.
Speaker 2: Little dialogue, little dig here, Like.
Speaker 4: When you really think about ray J Kim Kardashian, that
Speaker 4: wouldn't even move the needle today.
Speaker 5: No, No, it's kind of like romantic of a couple
Speaker 5: on vacation, vacation, Like it's not even some two people
Speaker 5: in a relationship with vacation.
Speaker 4: You wouldn't even retweet that porn on Twitter. No, it's
Speaker 4: not back in the Twitter at.
Speaker 6: Home the archives away from you.
Speaker 4: Whirdose? Yeah, but now you have the baseline as a
Speaker 4: hundo and then the other person did a thousand.
Speaker 5: Yeah, and I love I love the like the hustle
Speaker 5: in that. You didn't want to go to two hundred. No,
Speaker 5: that's the wildest auction ever. Someone bets one hundred and
Speaker 5: then you go right to a thousand.
Speaker 4: I don't know, I just I didn't know that endurance
Speaker 4: pussy was a genre. Yeah, that's definitely porn. That's definitely
Speaker 4: a genre.
Speaker 2: How much want to say? How much can you take?
Speaker 4: I don't.
Speaker 1: That does nothing. I never care to see no shit
Speaker 1: like that, never like it, not, never cared to click
Speaker 1: on it. Nothing like in the video. Can you see
Speaker 1: all the guys or is it like there has a
Speaker 1: cut off for like I'm sure.
Speaker 2: You can see them. I'm sure it's like a set up,
Speaker 2: like a set of bed.
Speaker 4: Yeah, you gotta your face gotta be shown for this?
Speaker 4: What did they What do you pay for that?
Speaker 5: See? I don't even know how I could say that's
Speaker 5: not my kid, and then I end up having a
Speaker 5: kid later on. I can't explain to my children that
Speaker 5: I stood in line with ninety nine other woman.
Speaker 4: What's happening between guys? Like, is there a pit crew
Speaker 4: to come in and like this ship clean it up? Yeah,
Speaker 4: you can break in there just right after the next dude,
Speaker 4: is it like a gentleman's agreement? We all pull out
Speaker 4: problem pull out then?
Speaker 1: Only you don't even magine you get a pit crew
Speaker 1: in there, Give a granola bar some water, you know,
Speaker 1: keep her, keep her, you keep a blood sugar level up,
Speaker 1: you know what I mean.
Speaker 2: You got to you got to make sure the car
Speaker 2: is running well.
Speaker 5: And as someone that's been a manager, it's an artist,
Speaker 5: I could only imagine what a stressful.
Speaker 2: Day for that management team. Yeah, you have to deal with.
Speaker 5: One hundred other talent and your client is the focus
Speaker 5: of everything. You have to make sure your client is saveable.
Speaker 4: Damn.
Speaker 5: I just I mean, I'm sure that the guys have
Speaker 5: a group chat. I'm sure there's like lifelong friendships that
Speaker 5: came from that line.
Speaker 4: I got to take an AIDS test that day, Like
Speaker 4: right there as you walk in AIDS.
Speaker 6: And they said that they did paperwork.
Speaker 4: You came in here.
Speaker 5: That's what I'm saying now, you had to submit paperwork.
Speaker 5: But the guys that stay in this line, I feel
Speaker 5: like would photoshop paperwork to say they didn't have std
Speaker 5: like that.
Speaker 2: That guy would do that. No, they had. They had
Speaker 2: the medical team on set like COVID nasal all of
Speaker 2: that ship.
Speaker 1: But whoever the father is, you know, good, congrats, congrats
Speaker 1: and we'll see We'll see you somewhere down the line.
Speaker 5: Before we get out of here. Would you mind telling
Speaker 5: your j Prince story one more time?
Speaker 4: Y'all have heard that ship.
Speaker 6: Haven't That is one of my favorite YouTube clips that bro.
Speaker 4: People people really think that that ship was a joke.
Speaker 6: No, I didn't think it was a joke at all.
Speaker 2: That's why I thought about you.
Speaker 4: And confirm that ship.
Speaker 6: I didn't see that.
Speaker 5: Yeah, No, can you give us some backstory if our
Speaker 5: listeners haven't heard your j print story.
Speaker 4: So, so, I used to do prank phone call. I
Speaker 4: did morning radio, so I did stand up. I was
Speaker 4: doing morning radio with your bank.
Speaker 6: Phone calls were some of the best.
Speaker 4: That was the viral when you go viral email, I'm
Speaker 4: old in the back of the day. See your email openness,
Speaker 4: trust me. And so so my pranks, my pranks are
Speaker 4: jumping off. They're going viral all over the South. And
Speaker 4: I get a call from a record label in Houston,
Speaker 4: and they go, Yo, we want to fuck with you.
Speaker 4: We want to do a prank call album with you,
Speaker 4: but we only want to prank call black celebrities.
Speaker 2: Okay.
Speaker 4: Oh and this is this is at the beginning of
Speaker 4: Ashton Kut, Your Pumped and all of that. So, like
Speaker 4: the idea of celebrity pranking is a new Yeah, so
Speaker 4: I'm like fuck it. Yeah, I'll fuck with that because
Speaker 4: it could keep in mind my pranks. At this point,
Speaker 4: they're getting put on mixtapes and shit too. And this
Speaker 4: is also back at the time where comedy and hip
Speaker 4: hop had more of a yeah synergy, you know what
Speaker 4: I'm saying, Like I freaking Cameron in them. My shit
Speaker 4: was on dipset mixtapes, was on three six Chamellionaire fucking
Speaker 4: Chameleon at a reason half of my shit got Western
Speaker 4: Dallas in terms of my comedy and reach pimps and
Speaker 4: so like I was on like mixtapes and shit, and
Speaker 4: so this labels like you're perfect and we'll fucking do
Speaker 4: the celebrity calls and we'll put rap songs in between it. Yeah,
Speaker 4: come on down to Houston, nigga. Yeah, so I fly
Speaker 4: down to Houston. I leave Birmingham, I fly to Houston.
Speaker 4: I get to Houston ten eleven o'clock in the morning,
Speaker 4: and I go to the studio and we'd already done
Speaker 4: the paperwork, signed a contract, and they have a list
Speaker 4: of people that to prank call, and they just go,
Speaker 4: we're gonna prank call some folks. Now, all we know
Speaker 4: for the most part is Texas celebrities. So we're gonna
Speaker 4: start up with some of these folks and hopefully we
Speaker 4: get them, they'll open up their rolodecks to us and
Speaker 4: we be able to call more folks. And so it's
Speaker 4: a couple of names on the list. It's Vince Young,
Speaker 4: it's Michael Irvin, Jay Prince, And they go, which one
Speaker 4: of these people do you want to call first?
Speaker 5: And I go, well, all three don't sound like it'll
Speaker 5: go well, Michael.
Speaker 4: Irvin should be easy, Vince Young, yes, yeah, either way.
Speaker 4: But Jay Prince is for sure going to be the
Speaker 4: hardest because he's the coldest and you know, you know
Speaker 4: the legend of him and all of that.
Speaker 2: And so.
Speaker 4: My thing was always with pranks, start with the hardest
Speaker 4: call of the day first, so the rest of your
Speaker 4: day is easy. So go fuck it, Let's call J Prince.
Speaker 4: Go Okay, well, what's the premise? All right, I'm gonna
Speaker 4: call J and I'm gonna tell him. I'm gonna call
Speaker 4: J Prince posing as a Houston record store on Yeah, man,
Speaker 4: I fucking my record store. We got all these rap
Speaker 4: a lot of albums in here, ain't none of them selling.
Speaker 4: Rap a lot ain't ship rap a lot, ain't been
Speaker 4: ship for a while. Last good album was Fucking Till
Speaker 4: Death do 's Part, which is like, that's a disgusting
Speaker 4: insult if you know Southern hip hop. Oh, that's a
Speaker 4: terrible So I just got all this ship. So we
Speaker 4: called J Prince.
Speaker 6: How do you feel about your safety while writing this premise?
Speaker 4: Where's perfectly fine. Keep in mind I've done two or
Speaker 4: three hundred print calls at this point, and at this
Speaker 4: point in radio, I've been threatening, but nobody's ever come
Speaker 4: to put hands on me, because at the end of
Speaker 4: the day, it was always love and lesson. I learned
Speaker 4: everybody I pranked up until that point was I was
Speaker 4: put up to by someone they love, so they didn't
Speaker 4: fuck me up off the strength of that, right, right,
Speaker 4: I forgot I wasn't baptized.
Speaker 2: I wasn't baptized one. You should have made sure baptized.
Speaker 4: But I'm in there with the record label.
Speaker 2: I want to impress, don't.
Speaker 4: That's why I always say pranks and sketches. That's a
Speaker 4: young man's game. Like I was in the right mindset
Speaker 4: to be that crazy. So we called J Prince and
Speaker 4: he in the car. What's going on is J Yeah, nigga,
Speaker 4: these albums ain't selling, Nigga. Come get these rapper out
Speaker 4: of albums, nigga. That's why I with Swish a house nigga,
Speaker 4: which is also a crazy fucking thing to say, especially
Speaker 4: at that time. At that time, the height this is
Speaker 4: like old five or sixsh rise of Swisher.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, you don't fun ship like that. Nope.
Speaker 4: But I'm on the phone and I'm fucking Land and
Speaker 4: I'm hitting him. I'm hitting him with fucking insults and
Speaker 4: he's not reacting, and like in a prank. He' shit funny,
Speaker 4: niggas supposed to give you some ship back, nigger, fucking nigga.
Speaker 4: Fuck you, I'm J printing. I'll fu you, nigga. I
Speaker 4: lay at J. Prince for like thirty forty five seconds
Speaker 4: straight and all he replied with, is where you at?
Speaker 4: In the in the engineer, he started, dude, do this.
Speaker 2: Where you at? I'm I'm at my.
Speaker 4: Store right now, and I need might hear will if
Speaker 4: you say you at the store and you say you
Speaker 4: want your money back for these album I gotta know
Speaker 4: where you at to bring you your money naturally, So
Speaker 4: where you at. Don't worry about where I'm at right now?
Speaker 4: What you need to know it's a rap. I ain't
Speaker 4: selling no more wrapper out of albums. All I'm selling
Speaker 4: from now and I just start naming every Southern record label.
Speaker 4: I ain't selling nothing but hypnotized. I'm selling goddamn god,
Speaker 4: damn bunch of family. You know I'm telling nothing else.
Speaker 4: I'm selling slipping slide slides. Crazy where you are? And
Speaker 4: the engineer is like, and so it's not funny. No more,
Speaker 4: go go mister prince. I break character. I go, mister prince.
Speaker 4: My name is Roy Virginia. Now mind you. I have
Speaker 4: no cachet as a comedian at this point. I have
Speaker 4: like two credits on Comic View Prince who.
Speaker 6: Brins doesn't laugh. So like the comedy genre, is it.
Speaker 4: Book marked that book marked?
Speaker 1: That?
Speaker 4: So the dude with the label and run the studio
Speaker 4: or whatever. He come on the mic. Hey, hey, J Hey,
Speaker 4: J Hey J. It's Donny. It's Donny. We were just
Speaker 4: down here doing some pranks.
Speaker 2: It's us.
Speaker 4: We're just we're just kidding.
Speaker 3: Man.
Speaker 4: This is Roy, this is our new comedian, and we're
Speaker 4: doing a prank call album and we just thought it'd
Speaker 4: be fun to prank you. Sorry, sorry if we called
Speaker 4: you any trouble today. Oh you down there with Donnie?
Speaker 2: Now you know where you at?
Speaker 4: I know exactly, Hey man, turn the car click and
Speaker 4: he hung up in our face. We called j Prince
Speaker 4: back two three times. Trying to smooth a ship. We're
Speaker 4: trying to smooth a ship out.
Speaker 5: Hey, Jay is cool.
Speaker 4: It was a prank, right, everything was cool? Right? He
Speaker 4: wouldn't asker. The phone engineer left the room. Now mind you.
Speaker 4: I came in straight from the airport because let's get
Speaker 4: to work. I go, hey man, let me go get
Speaker 4: checked into the hotel. Let me just make sure the
Speaker 4: hotel is straight, and then we can restrategize and we'll
Speaker 4: come back this evening. We'll knock out, we'll do some more.
Speaker 6: You didn't make a copy of that contract, right, I'll
Speaker 6: just take that one with me.
Speaker 4: That's cool, right, they go cool. Yeah, I get in
Speaker 4: the cab. I went back to the airport. I bought
Speaker 4: a ticket at the counter Continental Airlines. This is before
Speaker 4: the United merger Continental Airlines Houston to Birmingham. I was
Speaker 4: in Houston a total of two hours. Dipped to this day, contractually,
Speaker 4: I O b C D a celebrity prank phone call out.
Speaker 4: I dipped, never return. Fast forward that's like five or six.
Speaker 4: Fast forward to the year that Jay's autobiography is his
Speaker 4: memoir came out. Recipes Jazz Fly Jazz and so Jazz
Speaker 4: Jazz is the one ton because I tweeted about it,
Speaker 4: right and Jazz fucking set it up and we get
Speaker 4: him on the Daily Show as a guest. So he's
Speaker 4: coming to the Daily Show and this is the first
Speaker 4: time I'm gonna see this nigga oh man since I
Speaker 4: tried to frank him.
Speaker 1: Ye.
Speaker 4: So I'm like, I'm like, DM and Jazz on Twitter?
Speaker 2: Is there anything I can get?
Speaker 4: What liquor?
Speaker 2: Does he?
Speaker 4: And the day before he came on Daily Show, Jay
Speaker 4: Prince went on Sway and Sway asked him about that
Speaker 4: whole story, and he asked, that's Jay, Were you really
Speaker 4: on the way to the studio to fuck him up,
Speaker 4: to which Jay Prince said, I was just gonna laugh
Speaker 4: with him. Okay, you wanted to laugh, I wanted to
Speaker 4: pull up and laugh, which meant you was for fun
Speaker 4: up he was. And when I think about all of
Speaker 4: that now, I realized how sideways I was, because you
Speaker 4: on his turf, disrespecting him in his city, Like, you
Speaker 4: can be funny, but you can't be disrespectful, And what
Speaker 4: I did was disrespect. He's gotta check that that nigg
Speaker 4: ain't gonna sign the waiver for that plank call to
Speaker 4: be released. I gotta check disrespect because any if people
Speaker 4: see you joking with me, everybody think they can joke
Speaker 4: like I understand. I didn't under standing in the cold
Speaker 4: of it at the time. Yeah. I grew up in
Speaker 4: the hood, but I ain't no street nigga. I cut
Speaker 4: through the projects to go to the library to take
Speaker 4: computer classes. So with certain parts of code that I'm
Speaker 4: just hey, young nigga, let me let me correct you
Speaker 4: real quick, and hey, let me come and slap the
Speaker 4: shit at you real quick. So and then I talked,
Speaker 4: and so then Jazz and I talked about that ship
Speaker 4: after the fact, and she said she once saw Jay
Speaker 4: Prince at a comedy club and he never laughed. He said,
Speaker 4: they saw Jay at the comedy club.
Speaker 6: He was only there the longer money. He just didn't
Speaker 6: even know.
Speaker 2: What the business was.
Speaker 4: Asked me who the headliner was, Bernie Max.
Speaker 2: He's not laughing at that, Bernie.
Speaker 6: That was the only time Bernie said, I am scared.
Speaker 4: Of You want the buddies, she said, She said, J
Speaker 4: Prince said, I ain't never heard a joke.
Speaker 2: What the fuck does that even mean? How hard is
Speaker 2: your life? You ain't never heard.
Speaker 4: Nothing fun Ain't ain't nothing funny, Ain't nothing funny.
Speaker 2: Here you are calling my phone with this dumb shit.
Speaker 4: I called him a custom mount and came to that
Speaker 4: studio to put hands on me. But I was too
Speaker 4: quick for you, nigga. You to catch me fifteen years later.
Speaker 5: I mean, if if they come back on the contract
Speaker 5: and you have to recoup, I get you J Prince
Speaker 5: Junior's number if you want to prank him.
Speaker 1: Bro.
Speaker 4: On any of the Prince family. I am nothing but
Speaker 4: an ally. I've enjoyed going back to you. You know,
Speaker 4: Houston was a no fly zone for me for a minute.
Speaker 4: I bet when I left, I didn't go back to
Speaker 4: Houston to perform for like fucking seven eight years, just
Speaker 4: because I don't because you're on the flyer.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah, you don't know.
Speaker 4: If I don't know, if it's my name out and
Speaker 4: I don't know, yeah, and I don't and and Houston
Speaker 4: is one of them, like comedically speaking, Houston is a
Speaker 4: city strictly for superstars and locals. Yeah, so I never
Speaker 4: came there enough to perform, so I'm not even protected
Speaker 4: by the local comics. Like even now, I only know
Speaker 4: four or five comics, and even they couldn't keep Yeah,
Speaker 4: niggas from want to put hands the best I get
Speaker 4: nice Ali Sibi would give me a ten minute heads up.
Speaker 4: Hey man, you may want have yet may be somewhere else.
Speaker 4: Delete this number. Click.
Speaker 6: Did you see him in the hallway of the Daily Joe.
Speaker 4: Yeah, we chopped it up. We got a picture, man, Okay,
Speaker 4: we got a picture. It's love.
Speaker 6: It's love now, it's all good type of emotion.
Speaker 4: No, no, nigga did the gunpoint.
Speaker 2: I can't get you here, but I can't get you
Speaker 2: you did the gunpoint.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it was all love. Man. He gave us a
Speaker 4: good shout out on Drink Champs. Yeah, I was on
Speaker 4: Drink Champs. Shout out to j Prince the Legend.
Speaker 6: Man before we get out of here, just quickly.
Speaker 5: I know it's a very open ended question, but is
Speaker 5: there any favorite Daily Show stories behind the scenes.
Speaker 4: I really enjoy being able to cover black Ship on
Speaker 4: that show. If it's something I miss, it's that I
Speaker 4: don't get to do that at CNN. We talk about news,
Speaker 4: but like you do, like your regular corresponding pieces.
Speaker 5: But like you and Van Jones can't do something like
Speaker 5: cry together, I ain't gonna cry with Van Jones.
Speaker 4: Van Jones got money. Every time I see Van Jones
Speaker 4: craving from one smile, yeah, that's why he cried. You
Speaker 4: can't believe you got that.
Speaker 6: Bezos gave it to me for free. I do nothing
Speaker 6: with the money with it.
Speaker 4: Let me get some of them. I see him in
Speaker 4: the hallways sometimes it's CNN. I'd be like, man, let
Speaker 4: me get with them suits. Yeah, ain't wearing but one.
Speaker 2: No, we would do like.
Speaker 4: Bro. I think some of the shit we did. Man,
Speaker 4: we did a story one time like this is shit
Speaker 4: that like this is why I get Trevor Noa credits
Speaker 4: like Trevor. Trevor's he's black, he's not Black American, so
Speaker 4: he's smart enough to go all right, let me sit
Speaker 4: in the Alabama and you go over there and do
Speaker 4: the thing, because it gave us a different connection with
Speaker 4: some of the people we were interviewing. Bro We went
Speaker 4: to Chicago week. We was on the South Side and
Speaker 4: South Shore doing a walk and talk down blocks with
Speaker 4: gang intervenors who literally all they do is go block
Speaker 4: the block and talk to cruise and try to squash
Speaker 4: beef and don't even involve the police. And they let
Speaker 4: us come in. They let me come in with cameras
Speaker 4: and I'm talking like blocks where every block they have
Speaker 4: to go at the block to get the clearance for
Speaker 4: us to come down the block. So we weren't even
Speaker 4: like just shit was like you probably should not be here,
Speaker 4: but for them to trust us with our cameras to
Speaker 4: come tell the story of black folks actually fighting black
Speaker 4: on black crime, because you know, that's what they try
Speaker 4: to frame is that you know, niggas don't care about
Speaker 4: you know, black filling blacks. We did the twentieth anniversary
Speaker 4: of the Millionaire in March, like spots where you shouldn't
Speaker 4: even have new satire. And it's weird because when you're
Speaker 4: talking about doing new satire with black people, especially Black Americans,
Speaker 4: that shit is dicey because satire requires me to lie
Speaker 4: to you and for you to understand that I'm lying
Speaker 4: to you, right, and then that's the joke. But black
Speaker 4: folks get lied to their entire existence. So you know,
Speaker 4: I don't want to deal with this shit, So for
Speaker 4: folks to trust me like that, Like, those are the
Speaker 4: stories I love. Like one of the last stories I
Speaker 4: did before I dipped was on Cop City and you
Speaker 4: got gangs of black folks living in the forest, inhabit
Speaker 4: in an area where they trying to build a new
Speaker 4: police compound in Atlanta, Like folks willing to dipitish And
Speaker 4: so we're in the forest with cameras talking to people
Speaker 4: like that shit. And it's not just black people there,
Speaker 4: let me be fair, but the fact that this is
Speaker 4: something that if they build this, it will decimate black
Speaker 4: communities downstream. Yeah, and that aside from promoting over policing
Speaker 4: and all of that shit, just to straight up fact,
Speaker 4: if you build this, this shit down the hill will flood.
Speaker 4: And that's a black neighborhood down the hill, so to
Speaker 4: be able to be trusted. The thing I missed the
Speaker 4: most is being able to tell black stories about stuff
Speaker 4: affecting Black Americans and using humor to do it. I
Speaker 4: want to figure out a way to get back into that.
Speaker 4: I mean, seeing it is cool, but that's more. We
Speaker 4: got to keep that more because it's a panel show too. Yeah,
Speaker 4: I can't bring on some Republican congress motherfucker. Let's talk
Speaker 4: about the goddamn games in Chicago. So I think that's
Speaker 4: what I miss. Man. Yeah, it was.
Speaker 6: Was it you and Jordan Klever that did the police training.
Speaker 4: That was the first piece we did.
Speaker 2: That was that was one of my favorite.
Speaker 4: We did a ride along with the Madison Police Department
Speaker 4: who had just killed an unarmed black man four months
Speaker 4: prior and they had all this anti bias training. Come
Speaker 4: take the training. That ship was goofy.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, I should like office chairs and ship.
Speaker 4: Yeah, but it was a real like, man, they had
Speaker 4: a simulator. They had a paintball simulator where like it's
Speaker 4: like I guess which person is gonna pull the gun
Speaker 4: on your type situation. Basically like just herky jerky reaction
Speaker 4: ship and then it's a kid, and then the kid
Speaker 4: comes up and a popsicle Like, who pull up? You
Speaker 4: deserve to get shot?
Speaker 2: You don't pull popsicle from behind your man.
Speaker 4: Yeah, but yeah, we we just got to you know,
Speaker 4: as silly as the Daily Show can be, sometimes we
Speaker 4: got we got we got chances, man, to like really
Speaker 4: pick and choose some spots to like really talk about
Speaker 4: ship that was going going on in the world and
Speaker 4: use humor to do it.
Speaker 5: Man, that's the importance of the show to me. I mean,
Speaker 5: of course it's silly, but that's what separated it from
Speaker 5: everything else that actually funny. It really was.
Speaker 4: Man.
Speaker 2: All right, Roy, we appreciate you coming by.
Speaker 1: Second season of Have I Got News for You is
Speaker 1: available now CNN, and Your Lonely Flower Specialist out now
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Speaker 4: Man, thank you, We appreciate it coming.
Speaker 2: About Roy Wood Junior, the Legend. Man, thank you.
Speaker 5: If you want to screaming crazy Republican on your show,
Speaker 5: I'm not bullshit.
Speaker 2: I'm damn bro, I'm not I'm not going to bullshit.
Speaker 4: Let's do it.
Speaker 2: So let's do it. We'll talk to y'all soon. I'm
Speaker 2: that nigga. He's just ginger p