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Speaker 2: But you're a guest to my home.

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Speaker 3: So how did you dare to surbey me?

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Speaker 2: Welcome to I said, no gifts. I'm Brigard Wineger. We're

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Speaker 2: in the backyard. I did some a little research before

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Speaker 2: the podcast, which means I checked the email and it

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Speaker 2: looks like this will be releasing on October thirty, first Halloween.

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Speaker 2: This is our annual Halloween episode, very spooky. I'm dressed

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Speaker 2: as a were wolf. Our guest is dressed as a

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Speaker 2: were wolf. Ann Lisa's dress is a giant peanut, so

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Speaker 2: just keep that in mind. Ignore any photo evidence on

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Speaker 2: the Instagram or anything. The costumes are removed before video

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Speaker 2: and photo and then put back on. It's a complicated

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Speaker 2: Halloween process. But what else we're about. We're just a

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Speaker 2: few days away from the election, and I'm not gonna

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Speaker 2: sway anybody or anything. But just to be clear, please

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Speaker 2: don't vote for Donald Trump. Vote for Kamala Harris. I

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Speaker 2: assume most of my listeners will do that. But then

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Speaker 2: I also think you listened to this podcast, You're capable

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Speaker 2: of anything. Ah. I have to do this just for

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Speaker 2: my own good, my own calm. We can't let Grandpa

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Speaker 2: my career. Okay, what is happening. It's the werewolf costume.

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Speaker 2: This is what's going on. It's driving me wild. So

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Speaker 2: let's get into the podcast. I absolutely love today's guest.

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Speaker 2: It's Zach noy Towers. Hello, Zach, Welcome to I said nokid,

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Speaker 2: I was actually opening.

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Speaker 2: Uh. That's about as long as I can talk on

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Speaker 3: No, no, no. And I'm also honored to be the

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Speaker 2: Of course, I love Fall.

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Speaker 3: I'm an October baby, and Halloween's I think my favorite holiday.

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Speaker 2: When's your birthday? October eighteenth, October ninth right here?

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Speaker 3: Stop?

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Speaker 2: Yes, two little libras. Two libras.

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Speaker 3: That explains why everyone likes us so much.

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Speaker 2: Of course, were the most popular kids in school.

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Speaker 3: We are the most likable people walking the earth, and

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Speaker 2: And number three, it's a huge drop off for third

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Speaker 2: most popular person. That person's awful. Yes, we're miles asars likability. Hello,

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Speaker 2: you do like Halloween and you like horror movies.

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Speaker 2: a very good case for me to watch Trap. No oh,

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Speaker 3: Yes, yes, don't you dare I the way I wanted

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Speaker 3: now I'm not gonna get gotcha by this journalism. I was, oh, man,

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Speaker 2: And you messed up. Sileika Seleka Sleeka. Okay, now this

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Speaker 3: But it's all about kind of like the like, what's

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Speaker 3: People need to see themselves represented, I suppose in cartoons.

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Speaker 2: But and now this is getting advertising. Oh we've got

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Speaker 2: To get made and there was someone's dream, yes, and

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Speaker 2: Really, I think I'm on board with uh promoting something good.

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Speaker 3: This is just like a very very basic It's like

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Speaker 2: Guy, Yes exactly, because I think Family Guys extraordinarily expensive

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Speaker 3: But they probably they keep the lights on at Fox,

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Speaker 3: That's better than most news out there. That's better than

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Speaker 3: Oh right, How did something so bad get made?

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Speaker 2: No, it's bathing.

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Speaker 3: I joined Marilyn Manson in cancelhood. I'm like, yeah, don't

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Speaker 3: I don't know his music, beautiful hate that you're trying

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Speaker 3: Congrats even though he's canceled. Let's so many bad things,

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Speaker 3: Correct with Shannon Doherty Alissa Milano.

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Speaker 2: I think it's Holly Marie. Okay, Holly Marie Combs.

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Speaker 3: Hally maricosgeh unto you, and Holly Marie comes.

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Speaker 2: I just yeah, I just got to be good friends

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Speaker 3: We have you said, You've said it too many times

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Speaker 2: There was some very light dating, but very heavy extremely

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Speaker 2: I'm so sorry to ever.

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Speaker 3: Do you not hear about that on the pod?

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Speaker 2: I no, I mean, that's fine. We probably won't get

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Speaker 2: But no, but the answer is like, and this is

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Speaker 3: Now, I don't know because I brought up, Oh you

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Speaker 2: Why we were there either, interesting and the listeners probably like, well,

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Speaker 3: The listeners probably having an aneurysm right now, like they've.

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Speaker 2: Driven off the road. They're like crashed into a snowbank, which.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, the scary on this is like subtle, and we

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Speaker 3: Well you probably didn't because of Ellen. Ellen started off

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean the whole thing was it was it

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Speaker 3: She talks about it her special. She too, like one

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Speaker 3: I know, go oh yeah, like Hollywood, what a nice industry.

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Speaker 3: She basically was like, people have been meaner than me

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Speaker 2: Yes, and the obviously the clip has been chaired everywhere

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Speaker 2: of like the standing ovation that lasts thirty minutes.

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Speaker 2: Where do those people come from? Where did they find them?

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Speaker 2: We will release you if you'll clap non stop. You've

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Speaker 3: I just like think, if forty percent of our country

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Speaker 2: like looking at other people like is it time to okay?

437
00:22:12,000 --> 00:22:12,760
Speaker 2: Can we just stop it?

438
00:22:12,880 --> 00:22:14,920
Speaker 3: And I'm so glad you brought this up because this

439
00:22:15,040 --> 00:22:17,960
Speaker 3: is my theory on what's happening with those like this

440
00:22:18,200 --> 00:22:22,080
Speaker 3: film received a seventeen minutes standing ovation. Yeah, because if

441
00:22:22,119 --> 00:22:24,600
Speaker 3: the actors and writers and director in the room, I

442
00:22:24,880 --> 00:22:27,720
Speaker 3: dare you to sit down first. So of course I'm like,

443
00:22:29,440 --> 00:22:32,920
Speaker 3: I'm not sitting. I'm fucking not sitting.

444
00:22:33,440 --> 00:22:37,439
Speaker 2: Like this is how mass suicide happens. Yes, that starts

445
00:22:37,560 --> 00:22:39,840
Speaker 2: essentially the same thing. Oh no, but that makes sense. Yeah,

446
00:22:39,880 --> 00:22:42,280
Speaker 2: every time every year around can like it was a

447
00:22:42,720 --> 00:22:46,040
Speaker 2: forty five minute standing ovations, and then the movie comes

448
00:22:46,119 --> 00:22:48,320
Speaker 2: out six months later and people are like, this is garbage.

449
00:22:49,160 --> 00:22:53,520
Speaker 3: I stood up to walk out. Speaking of I tried

450
00:22:53,560 --> 00:22:57,320
Speaker 3: to watch Mygalopolis. Oh, there needs to be a Megalopolis challenge,

451
00:22:57,480 --> 00:22:59,359
Speaker 3: Like how far can you get through? I literally got

452
00:22:59,359 --> 00:23:02,479
Speaker 3: through fourteen fourteen? Yeah, my friends. I went with two

453
00:23:02,520 --> 00:23:04,760
Speaker 3: girlfriends and we said, Okay, if at any point you

454
00:23:04,880 --> 00:23:08,200
Speaker 3: want to like pull the emergency release hacks, just do this,

455
00:23:09,359 --> 00:23:11,800
Speaker 3: and one of them was in like minute seven, and

456
00:23:11,960 --> 00:23:13,440
Speaker 3: I was like, oh, I can like make it longer

457
00:23:13,480 --> 00:23:16,080
Speaker 3: than that, and then fourteen I was like wow. And

458
00:23:16,160 --> 00:23:19,440
Speaker 3: then if we all we only needed two thumbs up too. Sorry,

459
00:23:19,440 --> 00:23:21,360
Speaker 3: I just realized I did something visual on a podcast.

460
00:23:21,720 --> 00:23:24,560
Speaker 3: There's a thumb thumbs up, yumbs up, and we left.

461
00:23:24,840 --> 00:23:26,800
Speaker 3: I sayed an hour, and I wanted to say for

462
00:23:26,880 --> 00:23:29,000
Speaker 3: the whole thing, because the only reason I got left

463
00:23:29,119 --> 00:23:30,600
Speaker 3: was because I got a little sleepy.

464
00:23:32,280 --> 00:23:35,040
Speaker 2: The movie. I mean, like, it's so horrible. I was like,

465
00:23:35,080 --> 00:23:37,080
Speaker 2: I have to keep watching. What is going to happen next?

466
00:23:37,440 --> 00:23:41,240
Speaker 2: What horrible ideas next? Like, and now I'm about to

467
00:23:41,280 --> 00:23:44,359
Speaker 2: reveal something about myself that I just cannot manage to

468
00:23:44,400 --> 00:23:47,560
Speaker 2: train my brain to do. How do we say? Shaylabuff

469
00:23:47,920 --> 00:23:48,840
Speaker 2: Shia Shia.

470
00:23:49,119 --> 00:23:49,720
Speaker 3: That's what I say.

471
00:23:50,400 --> 00:23:52,760
Speaker 2: Has been famous for well over two decades and I

472
00:23:52,880 --> 00:23:54,680
Speaker 2: still have I mean even now you just said it,

473
00:23:54,720 --> 00:23:57,280
Speaker 2: and I'm so like, wait, Shia, this isn't it shi

474
00:23:57,440 --> 00:24:02,360
Speaker 2: a Shia Shia? But that is that is she raw?

475
00:24:03,040 --> 00:24:07,320
Speaker 3: And man, I've never struggled with that. So I'm gonna

476
00:24:07,400 --> 00:24:08,399
Speaker 3: leave you out on a ledge here.

477
00:24:08,480 --> 00:24:11,320
Speaker 2: But but he did you get to his part in it?

478
00:24:11,480 --> 00:24:14,800
Speaker 3: I mean he's kind of littering the whole thing, isn't he?

479
00:24:15,320 --> 00:24:15,920
Speaker 2: I can't remember.

480
00:24:15,920 --> 00:24:18,200
Speaker 3: It's in the first few scenes with drawn on eyebrows

481
00:24:18,240 --> 00:24:20,119
Speaker 3: and dancing on like a little like.

482
00:24:20,400 --> 00:24:22,520
Speaker 2: Nymph, right, almost Marilyn Manson esque.

483
00:24:22,880 --> 00:24:25,040
Speaker 3: Sure I would have preferred Marilyn Manson in that I

484
00:24:25,080 --> 00:24:27,879
Speaker 3: would have loved to see famously an abuser of of

485
00:24:29,040 --> 00:24:29,920
Speaker 3: FKA Twigs.

486
00:24:30,400 --> 00:24:34,399
Speaker 2: He's he has some littered past. I mean, legally we'll

487
00:24:34,440 --> 00:24:36,560
Speaker 2: have to maybe edit around that, but it seems like

488
00:24:36,640 --> 00:24:38,480
Speaker 2: he's been not a great person.

489
00:24:38,720 --> 00:24:42,000
Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean, my sister was staunchly against the movie

490
00:24:42,080 --> 00:24:43,119
Speaker 3: for that reason alone.

491
00:24:43,280 --> 00:24:45,359
Speaker 2: Right, and then they've got John Voight, who's also an

492
00:24:45,400 --> 00:24:46,960
Speaker 2: awful human being. Oh, I don't think you made it

493
00:24:47,040 --> 00:24:49,480
Speaker 2: to John in the movie. He absolutely didn't. And I'm

494
00:24:49,520 --> 00:24:52,359
Speaker 2: sure there are some other I mean, obviously the director

495
00:24:52,440 --> 00:24:54,760
Speaker 2: had a bunch of accusations come out. I don't know

496
00:24:54,840 --> 00:24:58,480
Speaker 2: that it was a super healthy team working on it.

497
00:24:58,600 --> 00:25:00,560
Speaker 3: Well, and then again, will you get back to the

498
00:25:00,640 --> 00:25:02,680
Speaker 3: real theme of the episode? How did this get made?

499
00:25:03,040 --> 00:25:05,680
Speaker 2: How did this? Well? This we actually know? Oh, he

500
00:25:05,920 --> 00:25:10,640
Speaker 2: he did it. He spent all of his children's inheritance. Wow. Wow,

501
00:25:10,760 --> 00:25:14,040
Speaker 2: he sold his share in the wine business?

502
00:25:14,680 --> 00:25:14,960
Speaker 1: Is it that?

503
00:25:15,480 --> 00:25:19,639
Speaker 2: Was it that important to him? I guess which? To me?

504
00:25:20,240 --> 00:25:22,879
Speaker 2: You couldn't. You couldn't get me to spend four dollars

505
00:25:22,920 --> 00:25:28,359
Speaker 2: on my own project, Like I'm not financing financing Bridge

506
00:25:28,440 --> 00:25:32,400
Speaker 2: or Windegar not happening there's got to trick somebody else

507
00:25:32,440 --> 00:25:33,080
Speaker 2: into doing this.

508
00:25:33,280 --> 00:25:37,439
Speaker 3: So funny, so funny. Wait, is there any truth to that? Stavement?

509
00:25:38,280 --> 00:25:41,560
Speaker 2: I'm so cheap about my own ideas, Like I'm just

510
00:25:41,640 --> 00:25:43,200
Speaker 2: like I can't if I can get somebody else to

511
00:25:43,240 --> 00:25:44,000
Speaker 2: find it, Like, what's.

512
00:25:43,880 --> 00:25:45,200
Speaker 3: The what's the thing behind that?

513
00:25:45,960 --> 00:25:46,840
Speaker 2: I hate myself.

514
00:25:48,400 --> 00:25:50,080
Speaker 3: I was gonna get us there in a much more

515
00:25:50,160 --> 00:25:53,040
Speaker 3: like loving way. But like that's wild to me. You're

516
00:25:53,080 --> 00:25:53,919
Speaker 3: so smart and funny, and.

517
00:25:54,280 --> 00:25:57,760
Speaker 2: That's very sweet. That's very sweet. You're like, not believe

518
00:25:57,760 --> 00:26:00,240
Speaker 2: it at all. It's the idea of spending money like

519
00:26:00,400 --> 00:26:01,400
Speaker 2: investing in myself.

520
00:26:02,520 --> 00:26:06,480
Speaker 3: No no, no, no, no, noah, you have some notes

521
00:26:06,600 --> 00:26:11,760
Speaker 3: for yourself. You're like, oh, it's not quite universal. Basic guys, we.

522
00:26:11,840 --> 00:26:14,680
Speaker 2: Loved meeting with Bridger, but this word, particularly, this is

523
00:26:14,720 --> 00:26:15,199
Speaker 2: not for us.

524
00:26:17,600 --> 00:26:20,080
Speaker 3: That is so that's heartbreaking because it's like I would

525
00:26:20,080 --> 00:26:22,520
Speaker 3: love to inject a little bit of Francis Ford Coppola,

526
00:26:22,760 --> 00:26:25,119
Speaker 3: whatever mental illness he has into you.

527
00:26:25,480 --> 00:26:27,040
Speaker 2: We could all probably use a little bit of that.

528
00:26:27,119 --> 00:26:28,920
Speaker 2: That's what he should have done, is use that money

529
00:26:29,160 --> 00:26:33,400
Speaker 2: to somehow spread whatever he's got into humanity.

530
00:26:33,800 --> 00:26:36,720
Speaker 3: The substance in his spine, and inject us.

531
00:26:36,800 --> 00:26:38,760
Speaker 2: With a little bit of it. Now you liked the substance.

532
00:26:38,920 --> 00:26:42,160
Speaker 2: I loved the substance, very loud, helicopter.

533
00:26:41,760 --> 00:26:44,399
Speaker 3: Body horror in my experience, I bet they won't be

534
00:26:44,400 --> 00:26:44,879
Speaker 3: able to hear that.

535
00:26:45,600 --> 00:26:49,120
Speaker 2: They will. They will. Okay, that's a shittier recipment.

536
00:26:53,160 --> 00:26:55,480
Speaker 3: Because every time I've in my pods in the past,

537
00:26:55,520 --> 00:26:57,600
Speaker 3: I've been like a tray dumpster or something going by

538
00:26:57,800 --> 00:26:59,000
Speaker 3: and I'm like, oh God, hold on.

539
00:26:59,119 --> 00:27:01,480
Speaker 2: And then when I read listened to just being oh God,

540
00:27:01,560 --> 00:27:04,040
Speaker 2: hold on. If we're like, what's going on?

541
00:27:04,560 --> 00:27:07,840
Speaker 3: But the substance, if you don't know Tom More, Margaret Qually,

542
00:27:08,400 --> 00:27:12,439
Speaker 3: and it's such like a Tales from the Crypt episode

543
00:27:12,640 --> 00:27:16,000
Speaker 3: totally that's been blown up in this beautiful technicolor way

544
00:27:16,440 --> 00:27:19,879
Speaker 3: and it was so simple and poignant and like, I

545
00:27:20,080 --> 00:27:20,760
Speaker 3: just loved it.

546
00:27:21,440 --> 00:27:24,480
Speaker 2: Let me ask you this, could forty minutes have been

547
00:27:24,840 --> 00:27:28,480
Speaker 2: shed from the Yes, okay specifically and without any spoilers.

548
00:27:28,520 --> 00:27:31,760
Speaker 3: The third act dragged for me, which is interesting because

549
00:27:31,800 --> 00:27:34,320
Speaker 3: it was like the most happening. I think, right, so

550
00:27:34,440 --> 00:27:36,800
Speaker 3: much is going on, But it could have they literally

551
00:27:36,880 --> 00:27:39,280
Speaker 3: go to cut I think twenty minutes from the third act.

552
00:27:39,160 --> 00:27:41,560
Speaker 2: That could have you basically get what's going on? In

553
00:27:41,680 --> 00:27:43,680
Speaker 2: that act and we're like, this could have been maybe

554
00:27:43,760 --> 00:27:45,720
Speaker 2: three scenes and then we could have said goodbye.

555
00:27:45,960 --> 00:27:47,199
Speaker 3: I completely agree with that.

556
00:27:47,280 --> 00:27:50,320
Speaker 2: Because you're sitting there having such an entertaining, disgusting time

557
00:27:50,480 --> 00:27:52,440
Speaker 2: for the first ninety minutes, and it gives that ninety

558
00:27:52,480 --> 00:27:55,080
Speaker 2: minute energy. Yes, and you're like, oh, it's probably over.

559
00:27:55,440 --> 00:27:58,040
Speaker 3: Yeah, No, it's not, because it's like over two hours.

560
00:27:58,080 --> 00:28:01,080
Speaker 2: I think well over two hour, probably two twenty at least.

561
00:28:01,080 --> 00:28:03,280
Speaker 3: And I I think I agree with you. First of all,

562
00:28:03,920 --> 00:28:06,000
Speaker 3: all movies should be ninety minutes. That's the theme of

563
00:28:06,080 --> 00:28:08,760
Speaker 3: this entire podcast, is it really? I cannot sit through

564
00:28:08,800 --> 00:28:11,240
Speaker 3: more than ninety minutes of a movie. Honey, If you

565
00:28:11,320 --> 00:28:15,360
Speaker 3: can't tell your story in ninety minutes, right, go back

566
00:28:15,440 --> 00:28:17,119
Speaker 3: to yeah, back to the drawing board.

567
00:28:18,560 --> 00:28:21,120
Speaker 2: The fact that that Wicked part.

568
00:28:21,000 --> 00:28:24,720
Speaker 3: One is like two and a half hours long, I

569
00:28:24,800 --> 00:28:25,879
Speaker 3: think two forty.

570
00:28:26,119 --> 00:28:30,359
Speaker 2: And there's a second Partond Broadway Musical is shorter than that.

571
00:28:30,680 --> 00:28:34,560
Speaker 2: How did you make it longer? I don't know. I

572
00:28:34,680 --> 00:28:37,760
Speaker 2: have no idea. I just like it's you know what.

573
00:28:37,880 --> 00:28:40,640
Speaker 3: This is the same thing with me and relationships, where

574
00:28:40,680 --> 00:28:44,480
Speaker 3: I think beautiful short term relationships are dragged into long

575
00:28:44,560 --> 00:28:45,440
Speaker 3: term relationships.

576
00:28:45,480 --> 00:28:46,240
Speaker 2: Oh, interesting.

577
00:28:46,520 --> 00:28:47,840
Speaker 3: Just have a ninety minute relationship.

578
00:28:47,880 --> 00:28:48,800
Speaker 2: You get all the good stuff.

579
00:28:48,920 --> 00:28:51,760
Speaker 3: Yes, and when it starts to get a little tired,

580
00:28:51,800 --> 00:28:53,840
Speaker 3: a little run down, a little dragged out when you're

581
00:28:53,920 --> 00:28:58,600
Speaker 3: making up plot points or being boring, snip snip snip, bitch.

582
00:29:00,400 --> 00:29:04,040
Speaker 2: Yeah, roll credits, get out. Absolutely, you know a sequel later,

583
00:29:04,240 --> 00:29:08,320
Speaker 2: have a reboot. Have a reboot. I mean I'm Ben

584
00:29:08,400 --> 00:29:11,920
Speaker 2: and Jen and we've seen how well that's worked out. Yeah, wait,

585
00:29:11,960 --> 00:29:15,040
Speaker 2: Ben and Jan j lo oh oh oh yeah, I

586
00:29:15,080 --> 00:29:17,720
Speaker 2: don't Ben and Jan Now, I don't know if you're

587
00:29:17,760 --> 00:29:20,760
Speaker 2: looking forward to that star coup. Is there is there

588
00:29:20,880 --> 00:29:23,880
Speaker 2: any celebrity named Jan No just the Brady Yeah. I

589
00:29:23,920 --> 00:29:25,920
Speaker 2: think that's the last Jan to exist.

590
00:29:25,800 --> 00:29:28,880
Speaker 3: Jan oh, Alice and Janny.

591
00:29:29,280 --> 00:29:36,320
Speaker 2: Okay, she probably gets called Jan by close friends. Danny mcfanny.

592
00:29:38,320 --> 00:29:40,080
Speaker 2: I would love for you to approach her and call

593
00:29:40,080 --> 00:29:44,920
Speaker 2: her Janny mcfanny. Honestly, I think she might respect it.

594
00:29:46,160 --> 00:29:48,960
Speaker 2: Either that or she would like you would be laid

595
00:29:49,000 --> 00:29:51,960
Speaker 2: out on the floor. She would absolutely just knock.

596
00:29:51,840 --> 00:29:54,640
Speaker 3: You out, just like throat punch. I imagine she's much

597
00:29:54,720 --> 00:29:55,280
Speaker 3: taller than me.

598
00:29:55,560 --> 00:30:00,360
Speaker 2: She's a tall person. Yeah, she's statuesque totally. But yeah,

599
00:30:00,440 --> 00:30:03,520
Speaker 2: as far as other Jans go. I have no Jans

600
00:30:03,560 --> 00:30:06,560
Speaker 2: in my life. I can't name a single character named

601
00:30:06,640 --> 00:30:09,280
Speaker 2: Jan outside of Jan Brady. I wonder if she really

602
00:30:09,400 --> 00:30:12,880
Speaker 2: just cursed that name. And our apologies to any Jan listeners.

603
00:30:13,200 --> 00:30:17,560
Speaker 3: I'm okay with offending them. Oh there's Jane Jones.

604
00:30:18,000 --> 00:30:20,440
Speaker 2: Well but she's not Jan. Yeah, Jan Jones would be

605
00:30:20,760 --> 00:30:22,560
Speaker 2: Jan Jones interest, she would.

606
00:30:22,440 --> 00:30:23,080
Speaker 3: Not be famous.

607
00:30:23,240 --> 00:30:24,680
Speaker 2: She definitely would have been her next man, I can

608
00:30:24,760 --> 00:30:27,800
Speaker 2: tell you that much, Jan Jones. That's way too snappy.

609
00:30:28,160 --> 00:30:30,440
Speaker 2: Totally you want, kind of yeah you want. She wouldn't

610
00:30:30,440 --> 00:30:34,520
Speaker 2: have been Betty Draper. No, Jan Jones as Betty Draper.

611
00:30:34,800 --> 00:30:38,400
Speaker 3: Jan Jones might have actually been in Madman as Jan Jones.

612
00:30:38,560 --> 00:30:45,280
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, absolutely, I'm Jan Jones. See Jan Jones is like.

613
00:30:45,400 --> 00:30:50,120
Speaker 2: A lesbian advertiser that comes up against Don his number

614
00:30:50,160 --> 00:30:51,480
Speaker 2: one rival, Jan Jones, and.

615
00:30:51,520 --> 00:30:54,160
Speaker 3: It's for like a feminine hygiene product, and she doesn't

616
00:30:54,240 --> 00:30:56,640
Speaker 3: get the bill, Like she doesn't get the job. Like

617
00:30:56,760 --> 00:31:01,120
Speaker 3: he's better at talking about periods than Jan Jones. What

618
00:31:01,200 --> 00:31:03,600
Speaker 3: does Jan Jones know about menstruation?

619
00:31:04,840 --> 00:31:06,840
Speaker 2: If they ever do a movie mad Men, the movie,

620
00:31:07,120 --> 00:31:08,720
Speaker 2: they've got to get a Jan Jones in there.

621
00:31:09,000 --> 00:31:11,240
Speaker 3: How do you feel about series ending with a movie

622
00:31:11,560 --> 00:31:12,840
Speaker 3: because it's happened a few times.

623
00:31:12,880 --> 00:31:14,160
Speaker 2: I think that's a rough way to go.

624
00:31:14,360 --> 00:31:15,320
Speaker 3: I think so too. I don't.

625
00:31:15,360 --> 00:31:18,960
Speaker 2: It's just not necessary. It's like because the feeling is,

626
00:31:19,120 --> 00:31:21,120
Speaker 2: oh no, I just have to watch a long episode

627
00:31:21,120 --> 00:31:22,720
Speaker 2: of the show, and I never like a long episode

628
00:31:22,760 --> 00:31:26,000
Speaker 2: of the show. You've been trained to watch forty five minutes,

629
00:31:26,040 --> 00:31:28,040
Speaker 2: and now I have to watch it at least, Like,

630
00:31:28,160 --> 00:31:30,320
Speaker 2: doesn't work, right? What which ones are you thinking of?

631
00:31:32,440 --> 00:31:36,040
Speaker 3: Didn't Transparent end with like a musical, oh boy movie?

632
00:31:36,800 --> 00:31:37,360
Speaker 2: I believe it.

633
00:31:37,520 --> 00:31:40,440
Speaker 3: I think it did. I didn't watch it. I feel

634
00:31:40,480 --> 00:31:44,520
Speaker 3: like Looking ended with oh, right, so they had a

635
00:31:44,640 --> 00:31:48,200
Speaker 3: movie or something. Maybe maybe A those could both be

636
00:31:48,360 --> 00:31:51,440
Speaker 3: lies that I've made up in my head. And then

637
00:31:51,520 --> 00:31:53,280
Speaker 3: b maybe this is not like a thing as much

638
00:31:53,280 --> 00:31:54,000
Speaker 3: as I thought it was.

639
00:31:54,200 --> 00:31:57,120
Speaker 2: But I Breaking mad had something, Okay, breaking bad.

640
00:31:57,240 --> 00:32:00,320
Speaker 3: We're getting somewhere. It turns out even if it does

641
00:32:00,400 --> 00:32:01,960
Speaker 3: a gas I've never watched one of them.

642
00:32:02,360 --> 00:32:06,080
Speaker 2: Right, So Sopranos had a weird thing weird then nobody

643
00:32:06,320 --> 00:32:10,760
Speaker 2: liked the d Oh really, Oh that series? I'm perfect.

644
00:32:10,960 --> 00:32:11,680
Speaker 3: I've never watched it.

645
00:32:11,840 --> 00:32:15,840
Speaker 2: Oh you haven't. It's so funny, it's very yes, Wait.

646
00:32:15,760 --> 00:32:18,479
Speaker 3: Between, I haven't watched Breaking Bad either or Game of Thrones.

647
00:32:19,080 --> 00:32:22,080
Speaker 2: I'm really just trying to avoid cultural conversation. No, I am.

648
00:32:23,240 --> 00:32:26,160
Speaker 2: I don't gravity towards dramas in general. Oh okay, okay.

649
00:32:26,240 --> 00:32:27,720
Speaker 3: And I tried to watch the Game of Thrones with

650
00:32:27,800 --> 00:32:30,040
Speaker 3: a hot guy that I liked, but I was so

651
00:32:30,400 --> 00:32:34,240
Speaker 3: confused the whole time. And there's something very unsettling about

652
00:32:34,280 --> 00:32:38,640
Speaker 3: being confused that, like I hated so every at the

653
00:32:38,760 --> 00:32:40,600
Speaker 3: end visas, I'd ever look at him and be like,

654
00:32:41,440 --> 00:32:44,080
Speaker 3: like read his face to tell what was going on.

655
00:32:45,320 --> 00:32:47,800
Speaker 2: My pitch for any historical drama or thing that takes

656
00:32:47,800 --> 00:32:50,560
Speaker 2: place in the past the first three episodes, everyone should

657
00:32:50,560 --> 00:32:53,240
Speaker 2: have a name tag thank you until we've been trained

658
00:32:53,280 --> 00:32:55,520
Speaker 2: to know what their names are. Thank you. And this

659
00:32:55,680 --> 00:32:58,720
Speaker 2: also brings me to a question. I've been talking to you,

660
00:32:58,800 --> 00:33:01,600
Speaker 2: and so I'm having about one more thing. Do you

661
00:33:01,640 --> 00:33:05,000
Speaker 2: ever wish you had a straight boyfriend? Oh? Sometimes when

662
00:33:05,000 --> 00:33:06,520
Speaker 2: I'm watching a show like this or like I'll try

663
00:33:06,520 --> 00:33:09,000
Speaker 2: to play a new type of video game, I'm like,

664
00:33:09,160 --> 00:33:11,040
Speaker 2: I wish I just had a straight boyfriend sitting here

665
00:33:11,120 --> 00:33:11,920
Speaker 2: telling them what to do.

666
00:33:12,360 --> 00:33:14,680
Speaker 3: Do you mean boyfriend like we say girlfriend? Or do

667
00:33:14,720 --> 00:33:16,000
Speaker 3: you mean like dating a story.

668
00:33:16,040 --> 00:33:17,440
Speaker 2: I wish it was just a straight man that lived

669
00:33:17,480 --> 00:33:20,040
Speaker 2: in my house that could tell me walking through stuff,

670
00:33:20,120 --> 00:33:24,080
Speaker 2: maybe not even fixed stuff, just literally like straight entertainment. Oh, sure,

671
00:33:25,000 --> 00:33:28,120
Speaker 2: things are. I'm like, I'd like to see why this matters,

672
00:33:28,680 --> 00:33:31,239
Speaker 2: and I can't. I can't mentally get there. And if

673
00:33:31,280 --> 00:33:33,680
Speaker 2: someone was just walking me through step by step, sure,

674
00:33:34,480 --> 00:33:36,400
Speaker 2: but that's unfortunately not a possibility for me.

675
00:33:36,680 --> 00:33:38,480
Speaker 3: And I would never let him live in my house.

676
00:33:38,720 --> 00:33:40,800
Speaker 3: I would let him live in like a converted garage

677
00:33:41,200 --> 00:33:45,200
Speaker 3: in the attic, yeah, or like an adu. But no,

678
00:33:45,320 --> 00:33:46,840
Speaker 3: I don't want the influence of a straight guy in

679
00:33:46,920 --> 00:33:52,280
Speaker 3: my home. I I've been talking about on stage how

680
00:33:52,680 --> 00:33:54,680
Speaker 3: gay guys are just better than straight guys at like

681
00:33:54,800 --> 00:33:55,600
Speaker 3: literally everything.

682
00:33:55,960 --> 00:33:57,520
Speaker 2: Sure, I mean that makes sense.

683
00:33:57,680 --> 00:34:02,440
Speaker 3: Yeah, except for sports suppressing emotion and murdering women straight guys.

684
00:34:04,320 --> 00:34:04,840
Speaker 2: On top of it.

685
00:34:05,000 --> 00:34:07,560
Speaker 3: Oh my god, checking out couldn't catch up. If we

686
00:34:07,880 --> 00:34:11,520
Speaker 3: tried to kill ninety women today, we.

687
00:34:11,640 --> 00:34:16,640
Speaker 2: Each would to make a dent to even just a

688
00:34:16,760 --> 00:34:20,800
Speaker 2: ripple in the ponds, a little pebble, a pebble in

689
00:34:20,880 --> 00:34:21,360
Speaker 2: the ocean.

690
00:34:21,800 --> 00:34:23,400
Speaker 3: No, we're not catching up.

691
00:34:24,880 --> 00:34:31,040
Speaker 2: Well, there is something else we do have to talk about. Unfortunately. Look,

692
00:34:31,120 --> 00:34:32,640
Speaker 2: I was looking forward to having you here on the

693
00:34:32,680 --> 00:34:36,520
Speaker 2: podcast today. I adore you, you know that. Yes, despite

694
00:34:36,600 --> 00:34:42,400
Speaker 2: not taking your very hard recommendation for trape this is

695
00:34:42,480 --> 00:34:49,239
Speaker 2: Oscar material, Oscar the grouse in a garbage can, I

696
00:34:49,400 --> 00:34:51,640
Speaker 2: was looking forward to you being here. So I was,

697
00:34:52,040 --> 00:34:53,400
Speaker 2: you know, I thought we'd have a great time on

698
00:34:53,480 --> 00:34:57,600
Speaker 2: I said no gifts. You knew what the podcast was.

699
00:34:57,760 --> 00:34:59,319
Speaker 2: I know, on the way over, your thought you thought

700
00:34:59,360 --> 00:35:02,120
Speaker 2: I'm going to I said, no gifts. So I was

701
00:35:02,160 --> 00:35:05,879
Speaker 2: a little surprised, maybe a lot surprised, when I saw

702
00:35:05,960 --> 00:35:09,960
Speaker 2: you kind of wander into my backyard holding what's obviously

703
00:35:10,040 --> 00:35:13,680
Speaker 2: a gift. What define gift? Really?

704
00:35:14,680 --> 00:35:17,600
Speaker 3: Is it a good thing? Because that could be full

705
00:35:17,640 --> 00:35:20,600
Speaker 3: of cursed objects? And is it really a gift anymore?

706
00:35:21,239 --> 00:35:23,080
Speaker 3: It's a you know, a gift is a thing we

707
00:35:23,200 --> 00:35:27,360
Speaker 3: give of ourselves. Ah, there's definitely none of that in

708
00:35:27,440 --> 00:35:31,839
Speaker 3: the box. So you brought me a wrapped box? I did,

709
00:35:32,000 --> 00:35:34,080
Speaker 3: so you Okay, So maybe you did follow the rule.

710
00:35:34,520 --> 00:35:35,400
Speaker 2: You didn't bring a gift.

711
00:35:36,520 --> 00:35:38,799
Speaker 3: Yeah, I brought a beautiful box of shit.

712
00:35:41,320 --> 00:35:43,000
Speaker 2: Well, either way, do you think I should open it

713
00:35:43,040 --> 00:35:45,120
Speaker 2: here on the podcast? Yeah? Why not? Okay? Right?

714
00:35:45,360 --> 00:35:48,160
Speaker 3: Or is that dissuaded from and you know, I'm willing

715
00:35:48,200 --> 00:35:49,000
Speaker 3: to do it this one time.

716
00:35:49,040 --> 00:35:54,799
Speaker 2: Okay, okay, okay, okay. So it's in this beautiful oh

717
00:35:55,280 --> 00:35:55,480
Speaker 2: you know.

718
00:35:55,600 --> 00:35:59,520
Speaker 3: Okay, Bridger just threw it to the ground. Well, despite

719
00:35:59,680 --> 00:36:03,799
Speaker 3: all of the obviously the signs that I know about

720
00:36:03,840 --> 00:36:05,799
Speaker 3: not bringing gifts, I got into it because I think

721
00:36:05,840 --> 00:36:08,319
Speaker 3: I'm of the age where I'm like, I'm excited to like.

722
00:36:08,480 --> 00:36:12,440
Speaker 2: Wrap a thing. You know, you wrapped it beautifully.

723
00:36:12,800 --> 00:36:14,760
Speaker 3: I mean the tapes on the outside and you can see.

724
00:36:14,560 --> 00:36:16,120
Speaker 2: It acts much better than I could do.

725
00:36:16,360 --> 00:36:21,000
Speaker 3: I have, well, I believe that, but but I I

726
00:36:21,080 --> 00:36:24,360
Speaker 3: will say it's old. It's old gift grap that I

727
00:36:24,400 --> 00:36:27,320
Speaker 3: got from like an old person's basement. They were like,

728
00:36:27,680 --> 00:36:32,520
Speaker 3: whatever you want, and here's a great tip. Old people

729
00:36:32,640 --> 00:36:36,759
Speaker 3: are the easiest to rob. No, but he was like,

730
00:36:36,800 --> 00:36:38,680
Speaker 3: take whatever you want from the basement. And there was

731
00:36:38,719 --> 00:36:40,440
Speaker 3: all this like beautiful old.

732
00:36:40,600 --> 00:36:43,719
Speaker 2: Crack and gorgeous. Yeah, there will be a picture of

733
00:36:43,760 --> 00:36:47,960
Speaker 2: this on the Instagram, yes, queen. And then there's a.

734
00:36:48,000 --> 00:36:49,919
Speaker 3: Card on top, and I did a card. I'm also

735
00:36:50,040 --> 00:36:54,400
Speaker 3: the age where when I travel I love getting cards,

736
00:36:54,640 --> 00:36:58,759
Speaker 3: like local cards, yes, like cards, and for any any

737
00:36:58,880 --> 00:37:02,359
Speaker 3: like any like occasion, so like, I just and it's

738
00:37:02,400 --> 00:37:04,920
Speaker 3: so funny because it's like, oh my god, I'm becoming

739
00:37:05,000 --> 00:37:07,320
Speaker 3: the loser adult that I like.

740
00:37:08,680 --> 00:37:09,640
Speaker 2: There's this weird old guy.

741
00:37:09,840 --> 00:37:15,640
Speaker 3: Yeah, mommy has a box of cards. Why And now

742
00:37:15,719 --> 00:37:17,600
Speaker 3: I'm like, I have a card for this.

743
00:37:19,719 --> 00:37:24,440
Speaker 2: I've acquired enough goods that I have to give them away. Okay,

744
00:37:24,440 --> 00:37:27,960
Speaker 2: I'm gonna open this up. Okay, okay, oh, this is

745
00:37:28,120 --> 00:37:30,759
Speaker 2: very cute. It's two little rabbits and it says one

746
00:37:30,880 --> 00:37:33,120
Speaker 2: says there's a land not far away from here where

747
00:37:33,200 --> 00:37:35,440
Speaker 2: rabbits live in harmony with all other creatures. And then

748
00:37:35,440 --> 00:37:37,879
Speaker 2: the other rabbit says, that's a complete load of shit.

749
00:37:37,920 --> 00:37:44,759
Speaker 3: And you know what, Okay, I didn't realize you're gonna

750
00:37:44,760 --> 00:37:49,120
Speaker 3: open the card. I'm a firm believer all cards should

751
00:37:49,120 --> 00:37:51,320
Speaker 3: have money, So I put a five dollar bill in

752
00:37:51,400 --> 00:37:51,640
Speaker 3: the car.

753
00:37:52,520 --> 00:37:54,200
Speaker 2: This is such a beautiful thing. I haven't opened a

754
00:37:54,239 --> 00:37:56,960
Speaker 2: card with five dollars for such a long time. But

755
00:37:57,080 --> 00:37:58,480
Speaker 2: remember you get cards from your grandma.

756
00:37:58,520 --> 00:38:00,880
Speaker 3: You shake it and be like, I'm on, bitch, where's

757
00:38:00,920 --> 00:38:01,239
Speaker 3: the dough?

758
00:38:04,080 --> 00:38:05,799
Speaker 2: And I say bitch in the loving like gay way,

759
00:38:05,920 --> 00:38:10,280
Speaker 2: the way we all call our grandma's bitch. She opens

760
00:38:10,360 --> 00:38:12,640
Speaker 2: the door with a plate of cookies and like, hey bitch,

761
00:38:13,080 --> 00:38:18,640
Speaker 2: yeah wow. To see a five dollar bill in a

762
00:38:18,880 --> 00:38:21,279
Speaker 2: gift card, I mean this is really thrown me into

763
00:38:21,320 --> 00:38:22,760
Speaker 2: a tizzy. This is elementary school.

764
00:38:22,840 --> 00:38:25,280
Speaker 3: Yeah, and with inflation, I know, five dollars, it's essentially

765
00:38:25,880 --> 00:38:30,080
Speaker 3: put this away. What if I put like three quarters

766
00:38:30,120 --> 00:38:30,279
Speaker 3: in it?

767
00:38:31,880 --> 00:38:34,360
Speaker 2: I'm telling you, I five dollars to me is still like,

768
00:38:34,719 --> 00:38:37,719
Speaker 2: oh that's that's a spend. Yeah, I have I have

769
00:38:37,840 --> 00:38:42,280
Speaker 2: a serious mental problem. Where quarters anything? I'm I cannot

770
00:38:42,320 --> 00:38:46,160
Speaker 2: spend money. Oh oh you save? Yeah, I five dollars.

771
00:38:46,320 --> 00:38:48,759
Speaker 2: This is you know, this is worth the thing? You know,

772
00:38:48,840 --> 00:38:50,480
Speaker 2: it's absolutely I.

773
00:38:50,520 --> 00:38:52,560
Speaker 3: Will pick I will bend one to pick up a quarter.

774
00:38:52,719 --> 00:38:55,440
Speaker 3: Quarter certainly I think, I mean, I guess I might

775
00:38:55,520 --> 00:38:59,800
Speaker 3: die for a while. But quarters are juicy to me.

776
00:39:00,040 --> 00:39:02,279
Speaker 3: Oh a quarter is like freedom. It's kind of like

777
00:39:02,440 --> 00:39:06,120
Speaker 3: this will get me a gumball of meter.

778
00:39:07,600 --> 00:39:09,640
Speaker 2: In a city full of broken meters. When I'm like,

779
00:39:09,760 --> 00:39:11,439
Speaker 2: you can't see the screen for the credit card. Sometimes

780
00:39:11,520 --> 00:39:14,239
Speaker 2: not like if only had a quarter right now, you

781
00:39:14,480 --> 00:39:17,239
Speaker 2: hit on something I would have never thought of. But yes,

782
00:39:17,400 --> 00:39:20,160
Speaker 2: when the screen is cracked, it's infuriated.

783
00:39:20,239 --> 00:39:21,239
Speaker 3: I'm like, is it is it?

784
00:39:21,360 --> 00:39:23,760
Speaker 2: Paid. I think if the screen is cracked, you shouldn't

785
00:39:23,760 --> 00:39:25,800
Speaker 2: have to put anything in there. It's the city's problem

786
00:39:26,440 --> 00:39:28,439
Speaker 2: you should have taken. If you want my money so much,

787
00:39:28,719 --> 00:39:31,320
Speaker 2: treat me like a person, I agree, treat me like

788
00:39:31,400 --> 00:39:32,160
Speaker 2: a meter.

789
00:39:32,400 --> 00:39:35,160
Speaker 3: I'm pretty sure that the meters in Glendale are only

790
00:39:35,239 --> 00:39:35,960
Speaker 3: coin operated.

791
00:39:36,040 --> 00:39:39,200
Speaker 2: Still. Wow, yeah, how old fashioned. I know, good for them.

792
00:39:39,480 --> 00:39:43,000
Speaker 2: Evil that feels o. Pasadena has an actual, actually worse

793
00:39:43,080 --> 00:39:45,919
Speaker 2: situation where it's only quarters or the app.

794
00:39:46,560 --> 00:39:47,919
Speaker 3: Oh, that's sick.

795
00:39:48,480 --> 00:39:51,399
Speaker 2: No one should sit ever have to download an app

796
00:39:51,480 --> 00:39:52,279
Speaker 2: for parking. Okay.

797
00:39:52,320 --> 00:39:53,960
Speaker 3: The only way I'm on board is if you can

798
00:39:54,080 --> 00:39:57,320
Speaker 3: refill the uh, if you can recharge it from wherever

799
00:39:57,440 --> 00:40:00,120
Speaker 3: you are. I think you can see running back to

800
00:40:00,160 --> 00:40:02,440
Speaker 3: a meter to put more time in it is just

801
00:40:03,280 --> 00:40:04,520
Speaker 3: entirely abusive, but.

802
00:40:04,560 --> 00:40:06,120
Speaker 2: It's also a good excuse for a break in the

803
00:40:06,400 --> 00:40:08,080
Speaker 2: conversation or to leave.

804
00:40:08,120 --> 00:40:10,960
Speaker 3: Oh my meter's almost out. Yeah, and I don't want

805
00:40:10,960 --> 00:40:11,640
Speaker 3: to be here anymore.

806
00:40:13,200 --> 00:40:14,879
Speaker 2: I set it for a half hour for this two

807
00:40:14,960 --> 00:40:18,759
Speaker 2: hours because I hate you and gotta get out of here. Boy.

808
00:40:19,640 --> 00:40:21,120
Speaker 2: But the card says thank you for having me on

809
00:40:21,160 --> 00:40:23,160
Speaker 2: your wonderful show. Oh that's very sweet. I apologize for

810
00:40:23,239 --> 00:40:26,239
Speaker 2: bringing a gift love zach Noy Towers. I cannot believe

811
00:40:26,239 --> 00:40:28,440
Speaker 2: I have five dollars. This is gonna I mean, it's

812
00:40:28,480 --> 00:40:29,920
Speaker 2: gonna ruin my week trying to think of how do

813
00:40:30,040 --> 00:40:31,000
Speaker 2: I spend five dollars?

814
00:40:32,760 --> 00:40:34,160
Speaker 3: Is this the only way to buy a home in

815
00:40:34,320 --> 00:40:35,040
Speaker 3: Los Angeles?

816
00:40:36,000 --> 00:40:36,320
Speaker 2: Truly?

817
00:40:38,080 --> 00:40:40,560
Speaker 3: I love though I grew up really pretty poor and

818
00:40:40,719 --> 00:40:43,480
Speaker 3: so I am a saver and seeing money go up

819
00:40:43,480 --> 00:40:46,160
Speaker 3: in my savings or whatever brings me true joy.

820
00:40:46,280 --> 00:40:48,919
Speaker 2: It does bring there's some weird security thing or something

821
00:40:49,200 --> 00:40:51,560
Speaker 2: you're like, oh wow, Like I mean, it is probably

822
00:40:51,680 --> 00:40:53,759
Speaker 2: unhealthy in ways, but like for me, I'm like, this

823
00:40:53,920 --> 00:40:56,040
Speaker 2: is I just have the safety net has to be

824
00:40:56,120 --> 00:40:57,880
Speaker 2: as much of a safety net as possible, and.

825
00:40:57,920 --> 00:41:01,080
Speaker 3: It's not weird at all. Like is king like you

826
00:41:01,200 --> 00:41:03,880
Speaker 3: need money to breathe.

827
00:41:04,080 --> 00:41:06,160
Speaker 2: And live, But I feel like there's got to be

828
00:41:06,200 --> 00:41:10,280
Speaker 2: an in between. For me, it's you know, it is paralyzing. Sometimes.

829
00:41:10,400 --> 00:41:12,239
Speaker 3: I'll let you know when I reach that amount in

830
00:41:12,320 --> 00:41:13,040
Speaker 3: my bank account.

831
00:41:13,120 --> 00:41:14,520
Speaker 2: Yeah, to get to a point where you're not thinking

832
00:41:14,520 --> 00:41:17,279
Speaker 2: about it, Yeah, I wonder what number that is? Sure?

833
00:41:17,600 --> 00:41:19,520
Speaker 2: I actually think I was talking to somebody about this

834
00:41:20,600 --> 00:41:23,759
Speaker 2: and their number was so much higher than mine. Oh oh,

835
00:41:23,960 --> 00:41:24,400
Speaker 2: oh oh.

836
00:41:24,960 --> 00:41:27,360
Speaker 3: Every time I think I'm making money, I talk to

837
00:41:27,400 --> 00:41:29,879
Speaker 3: a friend who's making like four times when I'm making

838
00:41:29,920 --> 00:41:33,400
Speaker 3: and I'm like, mother, they're moving the gold posts on me,

839
00:41:34,640 --> 00:41:36,799
Speaker 3: like I passed what my parents make a long time,

840
00:41:36,960 --> 00:41:39,160
Speaker 3: like a bit ago. Sure, And then it's like, if

841
00:41:39,200 --> 00:41:41,120
Speaker 3: you're making more than your parents, who are supposed to

842
00:41:41,120 --> 00:41:43,919
Speaker 3: be the richest people in your life course anyway.

843
00:41:43,640 --> 00:41:45,719
Speaker 2: Then it should feel like, oh, I've i've I've done

844
00:41:45,760 --> 00:41:48,359
Speaker 2: made it. Yeah, pushed the family to a new level.

845
00:41:48,680 --> 00:41:53,600
Speaker 2: But yeah, there's something about yeah, growing up, like having

846
00:41:53,640 --> 00:41:56,800
Speaker 2: to save money that really locks into your brain financial insecurity,

847
00:41:57,000 --> 00:42:01,640
Speaker 2: and then working in an industry that's so difficult. Yes, right, okay,

848
00:42:01,640 --> 00:42:02,759
Speaker 2: I'm going to open the gifts now.

849
00:42:02,960 --> 00:42:06,320
Speaker 3: Okay, I didn't make it easy either, really because you

850
00:42:06,400 --> 00:42:07,000
Speaker 3: might need like a.

851
00:42:07,120 --> 00:42:09,800
Speaker 2: Key, not like there's a lock on a lot, but

852
00:42:10,239 --> 00:42:13,719
Speaker 2: there's like packing, you know. So we're gonna see how

853
00:42:13,760 --> 00:42:14,839
Speaker 2: strong my fingers are.

854
00:42:15,760 --> 00:42:17,160
Speaker 3: We all know it's not very.

855
00:42:18,560 --> 00:42:20,480
Speaker 2: Weakest fingers in Hollywood.

856
00:42:21,080 --> 00:42:23,919
Speaker 3: They all bend backwards and like snap.

857
00:42:24,520 --> 00:42:26,640
Speaker 2: Just disgusting. People refuse to go to dinner with me.

858
00:42:28,280 --> 00:42:31,920
Speaker 3: Well, you're unwrapping. I do want to advocate for the

859
00:42:32,040 --> 00:42:34,799
Speaker 3: best scary movie I've seen in a long time.

860
00:42:35,560 --> 00:42:38,920
Speaker 2: Oddity. Oh, I haven't even heard of this. It's Irish,

861
00:42:39,600 --> 00:42:42,440
Speaker 2: I think, scary movie. It's twin sisters.

862
00:42:42,640 --> 00:42:45,799
Speaker 3: One dies okay, and the other goes to the house

863
00:42:45,840 --> 00:42:49,040
Speaker 3: where it happened to figure out what happened to her.

864
00:42:49,520 --> 00:42:52,480
Speaker 3: That sister, though, is blind, but when she touches an object,

865
00:42:52,560 --> 00:42:54,560
Speaker 3: she can like feel the history of the object. Oh

866
00:42:55,320 --> 00:42:57,320
Speaker 3: it is I saw it twice in theaters.

867
00:42:57,840 --> 00:42:58,600
Speaker 2: Is it streaming now?

868
00:42:58,880 --> 00:42:59,960
Speaker 3: I believe it is streaming now.

869
00:43:00,200 --> 00:43:01,000
Speaker 2: This sounds amazing.

870
00:43:01,160 --> 00:43:03,279
Speaker 3: It might be a rental I think it's one of

871
00:43:03,280 --> 00:43:05,239
Speaker 3: those things where it's on Shutter for free, so if

872
00:43:05,280 --> 00:43:07,759
Speaker 3: you have Shutter, which is a horror streaming, but if

873
00:43:07,840 --> 00:43:10,279
Speaker 3: it's on Prime as well, but maybe for a rental fee.

874
00:43:10,360 --> 00:43:12,480
Speaker 3: But maybe by by October thirty versa, it'll.

875
00:43:12,320 --> 00:43:13,719
Speaker 2: Be like, yeah, they want to get into the U

876
00:43:14,040 --> 00:43:14,480
Speaker 2: S spirit.

877
00:43:14,600 --> 00:43:17,000
Speaker 3: I can't recommend enough, and I would actually say spend

878
00:43:17,080 --> 00:43:18,480
Speaker 3: the fifteen dollars if it costs.

879
00:43:18,840 --> 00:43:21,120
Speaker 2: That sounds great. Irish people know how to do spooky.

880
00:43:21,160 --> 00:43:22,520
Speaker 2: They do ghost stuff.

881
00:43:22,360 --> 00:43:25,879
Speaker 3: Well because they live without sunlight, yes, and constant diet

882
00:43:25,920 --> 00:43:28,800
Speaker 3: of rain yes, sure, potatoes and beer. I don't know.

883
00:43:28,920 --> 00:43:30,800
Speaker 3: I own types.

884
00:43:30,880 --> 00:43:35,360
Speaker 2: Yes, yes, homes built from the earth. No. I A

885
00:43:35,440 --> 00:43:38,319
Speaker 2: while ago, I was looking up like Irish spirits or something.

886
00:43:38,360 --> 00:43:41,640
Speaker 2: I think I googled Banshee, just being like, what exactly

887
00:43:41,800 --> 00:43:43,480
Speaker 2: is this? And then it led to this rabbit hole

888
00:43:43,520 --> 00:43:46,439
Speaker 2: of the amount of the different spirits they have. Ooh,

889
00:43:47,200 --> 00:43:48,279
Speaker 2: they've really gone for it.

890
00:43:49,480 --> 00:43:51,680
Speaker 3: You also jogged a memory of they are all about

891
00:43:51,880 --> 00:43:56,839
Speaker 3: fairies and changelings. Oh there's a great changling movie called

892
00:43:57,080 --> 00:44:01,279
Speaker 3: The The Hollows. Oh anyway, another one.

893
00:44:01,200 --> 00:44:03,799
Speaker 2: Wow, fantastic. Okay those So now we're getting into good

894
00:44:03,840 --> 00:44:06,000
Speaker 2: recommend ye for making up. I haven't done any of

895
00:44:06,040 --> 00:44:08,120
Speaker 2: the work yet, but hopefully i'll get there. It's okay,

896
00:44:08,320 --> 00:44:10,040
Speaker 2: it's all on your time. It's all my time. This

897
00:44:10,120 --> 00:44:11,520
Speaker 2: is going to be very long, Okay.

898
00:44:11,840 --> 00:44:13,520
Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't think you're going to get through it.

899
00:44:13,600 --> 00:44:14,600
Speaker 2: I'm going to get through it, Okay.

900
00:44:16,040 --> 00:44:17,320
Speaker 3: I have no faith in my friends.

901
00:44:17,440 --> 00:44:18,800
Speaker 2: I'm like, uh, look at this.

902
00:44:19,440 --> 00:44:22,680
Speaker 3: He's not face much adversity this tape. Oh he really Okay,

903
00:44:23,440 --> 00:44:27,719
Speaker 3: he flew through the raccoon. Okay, okay, okay, so the

904
00:44:28,320 --> 00:44:28,759
Speaker 3: first side.

905
00:44:28,800 --> 00:44:31,320
Speaker 2: Wow, the surprise feelings you're giving me on this podcast

906
00:44:31,360 --> 00:44:34,560
Speaker 2: today are so great. Really, Yeah, I'm looking at should

907
00:44:34,560 --> 00:44:37,040
Speaker 2: I say or do you want to use some beautiful cookies?

908
00:44:37,560 --> 00:44:38,720
Speaker 2: You know how much I like cookies?

909
00:44:38,760 --> 00:44:42,320
Speaker 3: Okay, good? Yeah, I remember that I baked yesterday and

910
00:44:42,480 --> 00:44:45,080
Speaker 3: these are pan bangingies.

911
00:44:45,280 --> 00:44:45,960
Speaker 2: Sarah Keefer.

912
00:44:46,160 --> 00:44:47,919
Speaker 3: Yes, so you do you bang the pan or whatever

913
00:44:48,320 --> 00:44:50,799
Speaker 3: I did? In fact forget to bang the pan until

914
00:44:50,800 --> 00:44:52,960
Speaker 3: it was much too late in the process. So they're

915
00:44:53,000 --> 00:44:56,400
Speaker 3: just kind of flat cookies, right, But people love them.

916
00:44:56,480 --> 00:44:58,480
Speaker 2: They look amazed. Was this your first time making them? No?

917
00:44:58,760 --> 00:44:59,279
Speaker 3: Make them a lot?

918
00:44:59,320 --> 00:45:01,480
Speaker 2: Okay, I make them a lot too. I actually got her.

919
00:45:02,880 --> 00:45:04,920
Speaker 2: Would you call that a cookie book? You don't call

920
00:45:04,920 --> 00:45:07,320
Speaker 2: it a baking book a cookbook?

921
00:45:07,400 --> 00:45:07,560
Speaker 3: Do you?

922
00:45:08,080 --> 00:45:08,239
Speaker 2: Oh?

923
00:45:09,040 --> 00:45:10,239
Speaker 3: A very question.

924
00:45:10,520 --> 00:45:12,719
Speaker 2: Yeah, but it doesn't make any sense to me.

925
00:45:13,040 --> 00:45:15,560
Speaker 3: Well, isn't cooking just anything with heat in a kitchen?

926
00:45:16,280 --> 00:45:18,520
Speaker 2: Yeah? No, cooking and baking are two different things.

927
00:45:19,120 --> 00:45:20,080
Speaker 3: But it's not a bake book.

928
00:45:20,480 --> 00:45:23,279
Speaker 2: Oh I like that bake book maybe too cute? So

929
00:45:23,440 --> 00:45:27,040
Speaker 2: maybe that's a recipe book. Recipe book either.

930
00:45:27,080 --> 00:45:29,479
Speaker 3: Cook I would have accepted accept a cookbook, but again

931
00:45:29,520 --> 00:45:30,560
Speaker 3: I don't think that much.

932
00:45:32,920 --> 00:45:34,520
Speaker 2: Should we try these right now? Oh? May I go

933
00:45:34,640 --> 00:45:37,239
Speaker 2: for it? Please? Both of you? Oh? You should have

934
00:45:37,440 --> 00:45:40,000
Speaker 2: some too, just a pinch. I'm not going to eat

935
00:45:40,000 --> 00:45:42,480
Speaker 2: in front of you. I also have for this is

936
00:45:42,480 --> 00:45:44,400
Speaker 2: because they they're kind of big and the way you

937
00:45:44,480 --> 00:45:47,960
Speaker 2: wrapped them. Okay, so this is also we have to

938
00:45:48,000 --> 00:45:48,600
Speaker 2: take a picture.

939
00:45:48,760 --> 00:45:51,160
Speaker 3: Is the thing I needed. I've been making them for

940
00:45:51,200 --> 00:45:53,920
Speaker 3: a while. I haven't heard how to make them perfect circles,

941
00:45:54,280 --> 00:45:58,440
Speaker 3: so I made them little tinfoil things. These bitches went

942
00:45:58,600 --> 00:46:01,600
Speaker 3: over the sides of them, so they couldn't even be.

943
00:46:01,760 --> 00:46:06,359
Speaker 2: Tamed by the by the foil. I've never seen this before.

944
00:46:06,360 --> 00:46:11,240
Speaker 2: Well it doesn't work, so that's why. Yeah, you've basically

945
00:46:11,280 --> 00:46:14,960
Speaker 2: made little pie tins for each of them, which like, yeah,

946
00:46:15,000 --> 00:46:17,000
Speaker 2: this is so interesting. I mean, this could be a

947
00:46:17,080 --> 00:46:19,400
Speaker 2: new Maybe Sarah Keifer is gonna rip you off. Oh

948
00:46:19,440 --> 00:46:20,960
Speaker 2: I would love to be ripped off.

949
00:46:22,920 --> 00:46:26,560
Speaker 3: Yeah, they're good nuts, so that Yes, the hack that

950
00:46:27,480 --> 00:46:30,880
Speaker 3: I've experienced is putting little balls of it in mini

951
00:46:30,960 --> 00:46:34,120
Speaker 3: muffin tins and then they make little cookie cups. They're

952
00:46:34,360 --> 00:46:35,640
Speaker 3: very easy to pop and share.

953
00:46:36,000 --> 00:46:37,800
Speaker 2: Right, you're a big baker.

954
00:46:38,360 --> 00:46:41,239
Speaker 3: I'm not a bit I have this horrible reputation for

955
00:46:41,360 --> 00:46:44,480
Speaker 3: being a baker, and I'm not. I make like three

956
00:46:44,719 --> 00:46:48,000
Speaker 3: things and TikTok recipes, but I would never if and

957
00:46:48,120 --> 00:46:50,480
Speaker 3: there are any bakers listening, I'm going they're going to say,

958
00:46:50,520 --> 00:46:54,000
Speaker 3: I'm not a baker. I'm someone who puts ingredients together

959
00:46:54,120 --> 00:46:54,800
Speaker 3: in their kitchen.

960
00:46:55,280 --> 00:46:57,080
Speaker 2: That's kind of where I think I fall on that

961
00:46:57,160 --> 00:47:00,480
Speaker 2: side as well, where I do bake constantly, but it's

962
00:47:00,560 --> 00:47:03,120
Speaker 2: a very limited amount of thing. Absolutely.

963
00:47:03,200 --> 00:47:05,320
Speaker 3: It's like when I before I call myself a comedian,

964
00:47:05,560 --> 00:47:09,319
Speaker 3: I respected the title too much that I didn't want

965
00:47:09,360 --> 00:47:11,120
Speaker 3: to refer to myself as media. I was like, I'm

966
00:47:11,160 --> 00:47:13,600
Speaker 3: pursuing a career in comedy. Now I'm like, I'm a

967
00:47:13,640 --> 00:47:16,520
Speaker 3: fucking comedian, but like I'm nowhere near there with baking.

968
00:47:16,800 --> 00:47:19,160
Speaker 2: Yes, that's exactly how I feel, and I don't think

969
00:47:19,200 --> 00:47:21,080
Speaker 2: i'll ever get there because I don't have that much

970
00:47:21,120 --> 00:47:23,720
Speaker 2: interest in baking beyond what I do. No, just cookies.

971
00:47:23,960 --> 00:47:27,640
Speaker 3: No, I don't even understand how things work, like baking

972
00:47:27,680 --> 00:47:28,720
Speaker 3: soda versus baking.

973
00:47:28,560 --> 00:47:30,640
Speaker 2: Powder, right, Like what it like if I put more

974
00:47:30,680 --> 00:47:31,520
Speaker 2: of this in? What would it do?

975
00:47:31,680 --> 00:47:35,360
Speaker 3: The fourth of a teaspoon makes this thing exist? No,

976
00:47:36,400 --> 00:47:38,640
Speaker 3: I'm like a flat earther. I'm like, that doesn't that's

977
00:47:38,680 --> 00:47:40,080
Speaker 3: not real. There's another thing in there.

978
00:47:40,160 --> 00:47:41,000
Speaker 2: There's nothing else in here.

979
00:47:41,040 --> 00:47:41,799
Speaker 3: There is another thing.

980
00:47:42,080 --> 00:47:45,920
Speaker 2: Oh, Okay, okay, let's oh.

981
00:47:47,280 --> 00:47:50,400
Speaker 3: It's a it's a can of what I'm drinking and

982
00:47:50,520 --> 00:47:54,480
Speaker 3: the I brought them two of my favorite things. Cook Well,

983
00:47:54,560 --> 00:47:56,600
Speaker 3: it was cold, so I didn't want to just sweat.

984
00:47:57,960 --> 00:47:58,280
Speaker 2: Smart.

985
00:47:58,400 --> 00:48:02,440
Speaker 3: But I am one of the many awesome people addicted

986
00:48:02,480 --> 00:48:05,640
Speaker 3: to Celsius energy drinks. And Celsius really has me by

987
00:48:05,680 --> 00:48:09,000
Speaker 3: the throat because they keep releasing new flavors, and so

988
00:48:09,320 --> 00:48:11,920
Speaker 3: it becomes a thrill to see what new flavors. They

989
00:48:12,000 --> 00:48:15,560
Speaker 3: have a cherry cola and it's incredible.

990
00:48:15,719 --> 00:48:16,520
Speaker 2: Should I try it? Now?

991
00:48:16,719 --> 00:48:18,000
Speaker 3: Do you like energy drinks?

992
00:48:18,120 --> 00:48:20,440
Speaker 2: I do love energy drinks. This is the current dilemma

993
00:48:20,480 --> 00:48:22,760
Speaker 2: I'm up against. I just drank a cold brew about

994
00:48:22,800 --> 00:48:23,239
Speaker 2: half an hour.

995
00:48:23,440 --> 00:48:24,879
Speaker 3: Yeah, but you drink caffeine all the time.

996
00:48:25,280 --> 00:48:27,600
Speaker 2: I just don't. I'd like to drink the whole thing

997
00:48:27,640 --> 00:48:28,000
Speaker 2: at once.

998
00:48:28,280 --> 00:48:29,080
Speaker 3: Oh, then save it.

999
00:48:29,480 --> 00:48:30,920
Speaker 2: But I want to try. I'm gonna try it. I

1000
00:48:31,000 --> 00:48:31,359
Speaker 2: have to try.

1001
00:48:31,760 --> 00:48:33,439
Speaker 3: If I like it enough, I'll get another at some point.

1002
00:48:33,440 --> 00:48:36,640
Speaker 3: Perhaps I have a taste test. Yes, please, I order these.

1003
00:48:36,800 --> 00:48:38,799
Speaker 3: They have ten calories each. They really do a lot

1004
00:48:38,880 --> 00:48:41,839
Speaker 3: with those ten calories too, because it is so flavorful.

1005
00:48:44,360 --> 00:48:47,040
Speaker 3: I don't know if it pares well with the cookie, but.

1006
00:48:47,840 --> 00:48:50,160
Speaker 2: The cookie was gone far enough that I was able

1007
00:48:50,239 --> 00:48:52,840
Speaker 2: to taste this. Okay, it's like I mean, if you

1008
00:48:52,960 --> 00:48:55,680
Speaker 2: like it cherry good, just like cherry cold. Yes, wow,

1009
00:48:55,800 --> 00:48:56,960
Speaker 2: that's wonderful, I know.

1010
00:48:57,120 --> 00:48:59,840
Speaker 3: And it's two hundred milligrams of caffeine plus a lot

1011
00:48:59,880 --> 00:49:03,400
Speaker 3: of vitamins that your body probably doesn't even need. But

1012
00:49:03,960 --> 00:49:07,239
Speaker 3: I love Celsius. Celsius is watching you know. Of course

1013
00:49:07,239 --> 00:49:08,520
Speaker 3: I'm open to brand partnerships.

1014
00:49:08,640 --> 00:49:12,080
Speaker 2: I feel like I was a very early and not

1015
00:49:12,200 --> 00:49:16,839
Speaker 2: by choice, early Celsius adopter. Really in twenty fourteen when

1016
00:49:16,880 --> 00:49:19,279
Speaker 2: I was working at Jimmy Kimmel. For whatever reason, some

1017
00:49:19,400 --> 00:49:20,640
Speaker 2: of them, I think they must have sent them to

1018
00:49:20,680 --> 00:49:23,239
Speaker 2: the office or whatever. I was the only person drinking

1019
00:49:23,320 --> 00:49:25,960
Speaker 2: these things, and I felt insane. Yeah, and then it

1020
00:49:26,000 --> 00:49:28,080
Speaker 2: seemed like they went away for a while. Maybe they

1021
00:49:28,120 --> 00:49:30,600
Speaker 2: almost went out of business. Let's let's give them a story.

1022
00:49:31,120 --> 00:49:35,040
Speaker 3: Absolutely, they only be better than Trap. This Elsie is

1023
00:49:35,280 --> 00:49:38,440
Speaker 3: origin story, I promise is more interesting than Trap, the

1024
00:49:38,520 --> 00:49:39,520
Speaker 3: major motion picture.

1025
00:49:40,040 --> 00:49:42,640
Speaker 2: So they basically almost went out of business, according to me,

1026
00:49:43,200 --> 00:49:45,000
Speaker 2: did you see the wrong? Did they have a different

1027
00:49:45,080 --> 00:49:46,759
Speaker 2: look to them? They did used to have it like

1028
00:49:46,920 --> 00:49:49,360
Speaker 2: a hideous label. It felt like, yeah, it had a

1029
00:49:49,480 --> 00:49:51,360
Speaker 2: very bad label and it almost felt like it was

1030
00:49:51,600 --> 00:49:53,400
Speaker 2: this still says burns body fat, but it felt like

1031
00:49:53,440 --> 00:49:55,759
Speaker 2: that it was really like trying to market itself as

1032
00:49:56,400 --> 00:49:56,839
Speaker 2: fen fan.

1033
00:49:57,080 --> 00:49:57,279
Speaker 3: Yeah.

1034
00:49:57,680 --> 00:50:00,399
Speaker 2: Yeah, and so this feels like it's a this must

1035
00:50:00,400 --> 00:50:02,160
Speaker 2: be part of it where that you can walk around

1036
00:50:02,320 --> 00:50:05,799
Speaker 2: not embarrassed drinking Absolutely. When did this take off?

1037
00:50:05,840 --> 00:50:08,480
Speaker 3: And who's I've been drinking them for probably three years,

1038
00:50:08,520 --> 00:50:10,560
Speaker 3: but I feel like about five years ago they became

1039
00:50:10,880 --> 00:50:14,759
Speaker 3: a staple of CrossFit gems, at least in Los Angeles, California.

1040
00:50:15,280 --> 00:50:19,160
Speaker 3: Everyone is addicted to CrossFit or we all know someone

1041
00:50:19,200 --> 00:50:22,560
Speaker 3: afflicted by a CrossFit who has hurt themselves so badly

1042
00:50:22,680 --> 00:50:25,680
Speaker 3: doing it. Waits to heal, to get right back in there.

1043
00:50:25,840 --> 00:50:30,840
Speaker 3: And I'm like, but they they drink it for sports.

1044
00:50:30,920 --> 00:50:34,719
Speaker 3: I drink it to just feel alive because I don't

1045
00:50:34,760 --> 00:50:35,560
Speaker 3: have any other vices.

1046
00:50:35,640 --> 00:50:38,239
Speaker 2: Really do Do you drink coffee at all? Yeah?

1047
00:50:38,320 --> 00:50:40,960
Speaker 3: But I know coffee doesn't agree with me. I'm an

1048
00:50:41,040 --> 00:50:43,839
Speaker 3: espresso boy, and it makes me, of course, so high.

1049
00:50:43,880 --> 00:50:47,520
Speaker 3: I look forward to that first sick feeling Starbucks and

1050
00:50:48,719 --> 00:50:50,840
Speaker 3: I immediately, I would say, within an hour and a

1051
00:50:50,840 --> 00:50:54,920
Speaker 3: half crash or feel jittery or nauseous or like need

1052
00:50:55,040 --> 00:50:56,120
Speaker 3: to lie down.

1053
00:50:56,360 --> 00:50:59,360
Speaker 2: Oh wow, what an effect. I know. Okay, I'm a

1054
00:50:59,400 --> 00:51:02,120
Speaker 2: delicate little flower. I am able to consume a lot

1055
00:51:02,160 --> 00:51:05,359
Speaker 2: of caffeine. I think my body chemistry is bad where

1056
00:51:05,400 --> 00:51:08,640
Speaker 2: it's like it's truly so necessary for sure me to

1057
00:51:08,719 --> 00:51:11,400
Speaker 2: be loaded on caffeine to just operate like a regular person.

1058
00:51:11,520 --> 00:51:13,520
Speaker 2: Sure it's not just like, oh I need my coffee.

1059
00:51:13,560 --> 00:51:15,920
Speaker 2: It's like no, no, no, like I just I am

1060
00:51:16,000 --> 00:51:20,680
Speaker 2: a bad person, and so I'm consuming a lot of

1061
00:51:20,719 --> 00:51:23,920
Speaker 2: caffeine throughout the day well into the night. But I

1062
00:51:24,480 --> 00:51:26,879
Speaker 2: kind of step down at night. I can only drink

1063
00:51:26,960 --> 00:51:27,680
Speaker 2: soda caffeine.

1064
00:51:27,960 --> 00:51:30,239
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, I mean soda. I mean I'm drinking a

1065
00:51:30,280 --> 00:51:32,239
Speaker 3: lot of diet I can't dare diet coke to try

1066
00:51:32,360 --> 00:51:35,520
Speaker 3: anything on me. You're not a diegog. I could have

1067
00:51:35,560 --> 00:51:38,080
Speaker 3: a dietgog next to my bed and sip it throughout

1068
00:51:38,120 --> 00:51:40,279
Speaker 3: the night. I get up to be drink half the

1069
00:51:40,320 --> 00:51:42,920
Speaker 3: diet coke, go right back to sleep.

1070
00:51:43,000 --> 00:51:45,840
Speaker 2: I think there's a photo that Elon Musk posted of

1071
00:51:46,239 --> 00:51:48,560
Speaker 2: his nightstand has a diet coke and a gun.

1072
00:51:48,440 --> 00:51:55,719
Speaker 3: On okay, goals, I mean a disgusting person does any

1073
00:51:55,760 --> 00:51:58,360
Speaker 3: part of you want to get a gun? Absolutely not,

1074
00:51:58,560 --> 00:52:01,040
Speaker 3: I do you do? Yeah, I would like to have like.

1075
00:52:01,680 --> 00:52:04,719
Speaker 2: A taser or one of those like orange guns that

1076
00:52:04,760 --> 00:52:10,920
Speaker 2: shoots kind of a non lethal bullets. Yeah, if you

1077
00:52:10,960 --> 00:52:13,080
Speaker 2: want a full on gun, want a gun, like a

1078
00:52:13,160 --> 00:52:18,120
Speaker 2: cute one small that probably wouldn't kill you, especially with

1079
00:52:18,239 --> 00:52:18,640
Speaker 2: my aim.

1080
00:52:18,760 --> 00:52:21,520
Speaker 3: But like I'm just like I refuse to be caught

1081
00:52:21,560 --> 00:52:24,160
Speaker 3: with my pants down if someone comes to try to

1082
00:52:24,239 --> 00:52:24,480
Speaker 3: hurt me.

1083
00:52:25,320 --> 00:52:28,400
Speaker 2: So you're looking for a cute accessory, dangerous successory, yes.

1084
00:52:28,760 --> 00:52:29,520
Speaker 3: Like bond girl.

1085
00:52:33,160 --> 00:52:34,360
Speaker 2: I also think like people.

1086
00:52:34,400 --> 00:52:37,520
Speaker 3: As a rule, I want more people to walk around

1087
00:52:37,680 --> 00:52:40,200
Speaker 3: with the assumption that girls, gays, and days have a

1088
00:52:40,480 --> 00:52:41,640
Speaker 3: lethal weapon on them.

1089
00:52:41,880 --> 00:52:44,839
Speaker 2: Oh that's a great yeah, and whether it's true or not, yes,

1090
00:52:44,960 --> 00:52:48,640
Speaker 2: and see how people treat people that we should start

1091
00:52:48,640 --> 00:52:49,359
Speaker 2: spreading that myth.

1092
00:52:49,520 --> 00:52:51,800
Speaker 3: Right, That's what I'm saying, And I'll start it with

1093
00:52:51,920 --> 00:52:55,920
Speaker 3: a fact that I am armed and jumpy because I

1094
00:52:56,080 --> 00:52:57,080
Speaker 3: drink celsius.

1095
00:52:59,120 --> 00:53:01,759
Speaker 2: So you just have to shoot one person that bad

1096
00:53:03,600 --> 00:53:05,520
Speaker 2: and it has to be like, oh, like he was

1097
00:53:05,600 --> 00:53:08,160
Speaker 2: well within his rights to shoot this person. Like, of course,

1098
00:53:08,200 --> 00:53:12,439
Speaker 2: it's very cut and dry. Your life was absolutely in danger. Yeah,

1099
00:53:12,560 --> 00:53:13,719
Speaker 2: and you took care of it. I did.

1100
00:53:14,800 --> 00:53:19,440
Speaker 3: Brad startled me, and he'll never startle anyone again startled.

1101
00:53:21,440 --> 00:53:24,080
Speaker 2: That's the justification in court. While he was startling to me,

1102
00:53:25,440 --> 00:53:29,640
Speaker 2: I jumped. I jumped. I would like to have something

1103
00:53:29,680 --> 00:53:33,520
Speaker 2: strapped to my thigh at all times, preach. I've got

1104
00:53:33,600 --> 00:53:35,359
Speaker 2: to think to think of other things that aren't guns.

1105
00:53:35,400 --> 00:53:39,080
Speaker 2: Maybe a knife or crossbow always on your back.

1106
00:53:39,200 --> 00:53:42,800
Speaker 3: My girlfriend Kelsey has a switch blade, oh that she

1107
00:53:43,239 --> 00:53:47,400
Speaker 3: loves to bring with her and then forget in my spaces. Oh,

1108
00:53:47,560 --> 00:53:49,200
Speaker 3: so she'll text me and be like, I left my

1109
00:53:49,280 --> 00:53:53,120
Speaker 3: knife in your glove compartment. I'm like, mother, she's wanting

1110
00:53:53,200 --> 00:53:57,759
Speaker 3: to frame you. She's truly, she just has a d

1111
00:53:57,920 --> 00:54:00,359
Speaker 3: D really bad. But she'll be like, oh, I think

1112
00:54:00,400 --> 00:54:02,680
Speaker 3: I left my knife in your like in your office.

1113
00:54:02,719 --> 00:54:04,719
Speaker 3: I'm like, great, I hope. I can't wait for my

1114
00:54:04,800 --> 00:54:08,440
Speaker 3: cleaning person to stumble upon a switchblade to the police.

1115
00:54:08,640 --> 00:54:12,920
Speaker 2: Yeah, well what she doing with her switchblade just self defense?

1116
00:54:13,080 --> 00:54:15,520
Speaker 3: Yeah, she also has a gun though she got broken into.

1117
00:54:15,560 --> 00:54:18,200
Speaker 3: Her huss got broken into like three times in like

1118
00:54:18,800 --> 00:54:23,600
Speaker 3: in like fifteen days. Whoa same person? It was kind

1119
00:54:23,600 --> 00:54:26,600
Speaker 3: of someone obviously needed more access to mental health care.

1120
00:54:27,160 --> 00:54:30,839
Speaker 3: But like this dude kicked in her back door. Yeah,

1121
00:54:31,360 --> 00:54:33,920
Speaker 3: and so she has a gun that she has like

1122
00:54:34,040 --> 00:54:37,359
Speaker 3: with a lock code and stuff. But like since then

1123
00:54:37,600 --> 00:54:40,600
Speaker 3: she got swatted by someone, so like in the middle

1124
00:54:40,640 --> 00:54:44,600
Speaker 3: of the night, helicopter police. Get out of the get

1125
00:54:44,640 --> 00:54:46,360
Speaker 3: out of the house, Get out of the house, and

1126
00:54:46,560 --> 00:54:50,239
Speaker 3: like these people they got a fault. This is this,

1127
00:54:51,360 --> 00:54:52,360
Speaker 3: this is not worthy.

1128
00:54:52,520 --> 00:54:55,000
Speaker 2: I'm so you're talking about somebody's house being surrounded by

1129
00:54:55,040 --> 00:54:56,360
Speaker 2: helicopters and yeah, and.

1130
00:54:56,400 --> 00:54:59,600
Speaker 3: It's so crazy because so her boyfriend came down first.

1131
00:54:59,600 --> 00:55:01,160
Speaker 3: They were get out of here, get it, come out

1132
00:55:01,200 --> 00:55:03,200
Speaker 3: of the house. They handcuff him, put him in a

1133
00:55:03,280 --> 00:55:05,640
Speaker 3: cop car. She comes down, she's naked, she has all

1134
00:55:05,719 --> 00:55:08,560
Speaker 3: this on like ring camera footage, and she's like, hold on,

1135
00:55:08,680 --> 00:55:10,440
Speaker 3: I top my dog away. She's like, I do have

1136
00:55:10,520 --> 00:55:13,879
Speaker 3: a gun. She's telling to them she didn't know put

1137
00:55:13,920 --> 00:55:19,000
Speaker 3: it down anyway. Someone had called in that he had

1138
00:55:19,080 --> 00:55:21,120
Speaker 3: just this person who called and said, I just killed

1139
00:55:21,160 --> 00:55:24,560
Speaker 3: my wife. Oh my god, I have wrong and I'm

1140
00:55:24,640 --> 00:55:27,560
Speaker 3: going to kill myself. And that's what the cops were

1141
00:55:28,600 --> 00:55:31,680
Speaker 3: coming into ring, right, And then of course her boyfriend

1142
00:55:31,760 --> 00:55:32,920
Speaker 3: was the first person to come out.

1143
00:55:33,000 --> 00:55:33,840
Speaker 2: Oh I know.

1144
00:55:34,320 --> 00:55:37,080
Speaker 3: And she has this dog that who's Uh, he's Instagram

1145
00:55:37,160 --> 00:55:40,320
Speaker 3: famous and uh, she was afraid they were going to

1146
00:55:40,360 --> 00:55:42,480
Speaker 3: like shoot her dog. She's like her dog's like barking

1147
00:55:42,560 --> 00:55:43,440
Speaker 3: like crazy and stuff.

1148
00:55:43,560 --> 00:55:45,520
Speaker 2: Anyway, So was this someone have to get her? Or

1149
00:55:45,640 --> 00:55:48,560
Speaker 2: is that just a random thing? I don't know. People

1150
00:55:48,600 --> 00:55:51,719
Speaker 2: are we've just I mean, while, shut it all down, yeah,

1151
00:55:51,920 --> 00:55:55,239
Speaker 2: shut it all down there, I know. Wow. Yeah, I

1152
00:55:55,320 --> 00:55:57,480
Speaker 2: mean if someone were to break into your house, do

1153
00:55:57,520 --> 00:55:59,480
Speaker 2: you truly think you'd have the wherewithal to get the

1154
00:55:59,560 --> 00:56:02,480
Speaker 2: gun and aim at and take care of business?

1155
00:56:03,239 --> 00:56:06,960
Speaker 3: I would hope. So, okay, I you know, you know

1156
00:56:07,000 --> 00:56:10,239
Speaker 3: what my real, honest to god fear is. I am

1157
00:56:10,920 --> 00:56:15,360
Speaker 3: a sleep walker and talker, and so I'm terrified I

1158
00:56:15,400 --> 00:56:18,040
Speaker 3: would get it in my sleep right as old as

1159
00:56:18,120 --> 00:56:19,440
Speaker 3: time shoot something.

1160
00:56:19,680 --> 00:56:22,719
Speaker 2: Uh huh yeah, yeah, that that's kind of my That's

1161
00:56:22,760 --> 00:56:25,000
Speaker 2: part of my reasoning of not having Like, I just

1162
00:56:25,000 --> 00:56:28,879
Speaker 2: shouldn't be trusted with a weapon in any situation. Even

1163
00:56:28,880 --> 00:56:30,359
Speaker 2: if you sent me to war, you'd be like, let's

1164
00:56:30,360 --> 00:56:31,839
Speaker 2: not give him any of the Let's put him behind

1165
00:56:31,840 --> 00:56:34,759
Speaker 2: the typewriter, let him just march into battle, have him

1166
00:56:34,800 --> 00:56:38,200
Speaker 2: train the pigeons that we send messages all dream job.

1167
00:56:38,280 --> 00:56:40,880
Speaker 2: I know, Oh, we should bring that carrier pigeons. That

1168
00:56:40,960 --> 00:56:43,360
Speaker 2: feels like it could become a trend death. Somebody's just

1169
00:56:43,400 --> 00:56:45,520
Speaker 2: got to do it once on TikTok Oh some hipster

1170
00:56:45,760 --> 00:56:50,359
Speaker 2: and then is doing that right now? Yeah they must

1171
00:56:50,360 --> 00:56:53,880
Speaker 2: still that must still happen somewhere. I mean, just give up.

1172
00:56:54,080 --> 00:56:56,840
Speaker 3: Chen just got a medal of honor. Oh no, I

1173
00:56:56,960 --> 00:57:01,320
Speaker 3: think so for helping I mean recently it like recently

1174
00:57:01,440 --> 00:57:03,720
Speaker 3: carried information from one place to another.

1175
00:57:04,080 --> 00:57:04,440
Speaker 2: Wow.

1176
00:57:05,280 --> 00:57:08,080
Speaker 3: But again I I ingest tiktoks and I just take

1177
00:57:08,160 --> 00:57:10,200
Speaker 3: what I like and I spread it as gospel.

1178
00:57:10,640 --> 00:57:14,320
Speaker 2: There is so much false information on that, but usually it's.

1179
00:57:14,200 --> 00:57:17,600
Speaker 3: Kind of like innocent. Yeah, like me telling saying that

1180
00:57:17,680 --> 00:57:19,479
Speaker 3: a pigeon got a medal of honor. Is that's great,

1181
00:57:19,720 --> 00:57:21,880
Speaker 3: that's a beautiful made up story.

1182
00:57:21,840 --> 00:57:24,720
Speaker 2: Right, and then everyone just respects pigeons a little more exactly,

1183
00:57:24,800 --> 00:57:27,720
Speaker 2: and they are so trodden upon, they really are. And

1184
00:57:28,000 --> 00:57:31,880
Speaker 2: you know, pigeons are ant. Do pigeons live in the wild,

1185
00:57:32,000 --> 00:57:33,160
Speaker 2: like do they live in like a forest?

1186
00:57:33,280 --> 00:57:36,160
Speaker 3: So I heard there's actually really sad plight of pigeons,

1187
00:57:36,200 --> 00:57:40,360
Speaker 3: like they were bred as like pets and then turn

1188
00:57:40,480 --> 00:57:43,280
Speaker 3: their back on and so they have no discernible skills

1189
00:57:43,560 --> 00:57:46,520
Speaker 3: as like, oh birds, Wow, that.

1190
00:57:46,600 --> 00:57:48,840
Speaker 2: Kind of makes sense as to why they're only in

1191
00:57:49,080 --> 00:57:51,800
Speaker 2: areas with people. Yeah, because I can't imagine coming upon

1192
00:57:51,880 --> 00:57:54,840
Speaker 2: a pigeon in the middle of uh No National Park.

1193
00:57:54,920 --> 00:57:56,960
Speaker 3: You know, I feel like they're adjacent to the dodo

1194
00:57:57,040 --> 00:57:59,400
Speaker 3: bird to be honest, like they move a little too.

1195
00:57:59,400 --> 00:58:01,400
Speaker 2: Late, right, there's just kind of not great at being

1196
00:58:01,440 --> 00:58:01,800
Speaker 2: a bird.

1197
00:58:02,280 --> 00:58:04,720
Speaker 3: Have you seen? I mean, the pigeons of New York

1198
00:58:04,880 --> 00:58:10,080
Speaker 3: are just the most weathered creatures I've ever seen. Some

1199
00:58:10,160 --> 00:58:14,680
Speaker 3: of them have eyepatches, little pains one leg, and somehow

1200
00:58:14,720 --> 00:58:16,840
Speaker 3: it's like getting along just as good as the other ones.

1201
00:58:17,040 --> 00:58:20,160
Speaker 2: Like what is going on? They're tough, They've learned to

1202
00:58:20,320 --> 00:58:21,040
Speaker 2: live in the streets.

1203
00:58:21,160 --> 00:58:26,439
Speaker 3: They tear, tattoos coming from their little eyes, all carry

1204
00:58:26,480 --> 00:58:27,200
Speaker 3: a switchblade.

1205
00:58:27,600 --> 00:58:28,200
Speaker 2: Appears to be.

1206
00:58:29,760 --> 00:58:30,840
Speaker 3: I've seen some shit.

1207
00:58:31,720 --> 00:58:35,440
Speaker 2: Would you ever own a bird? Yeah? Yeah, bird ownership

1208
00:58:35,560 --> 00:58:37,120
Speaker 2: is a tough one for me to do.

1209
00:58:37,200 --> 00:58:38,040
Speaker 3: You own animals?

1210
00:58:38,200 --> 00:58:42,000
Speaker 2: Oh you we had? I'm sorry you lost something to

1211
00:58:42,040 --> 00:58:42,680
Speaker 2: apologize for.

1212
00:58:43,800 --> 00:58:44,440
Speaker 3: How has that been?

1213
00:58:44,640 --> 00:58:49,480
Speaker 2: Like? The grieving process horrible? Okay, Okay, you know it's been.

1214
00:58:50,160 --> 00:58:52,440
Speaker 2: I don't want to bum anybody out, but it's been.

1215
00:58:52,880 --> 00:58:55,600
Speaker 2: It's opened a lot of my brain to new the

1216
00:58:55,720 --> 00:58:59,880
Speaker 2: world and what life experiences is is And obviously there's

1217
00:58:59,880 --> 00:59:01,360
Speaker 2: a been a lot of beauty in it, but it's

1218
00:59:01,400 --> 00:59:07,560
Speaker 2: also devastating, so devastating and so unpredictable. Yeah, and it

1219
00:59:07,680 --> 00:59:10,560
Speaker 2: doesn't it gets easier in some ways and in other

1220
00:59:10,640 --> 00:59:12,480
Speaker 2: ways it's just like, well, this is a pain that

1221
00:59:12,520 --> 00:59:14,600
Speaker 2: will just be part of my life forever, and that

1222
00:59:14,760 --> 00:59:20,040
Speaker 2: it's because I cared about something someone. But that's why

1223
00:59:20,160 --> 00:59:21,760
Speaker 2: we don't own We don't have any pets right now.

1224
00:59:21,800 --> 00:59:26,040
Speaker 2: I'm still in a state where I'm like, emotionally, I'm

1225
00:59:26,080 --> 00:59:27,600
Speaker 2: not quite in a place to have an animal in

1226
00:59:27,640 --> 00:59:28,040
Speaker 2: the house.

1227
00:59:28,280 --> 00:59:29,720
Speaker 3: Maybe you'll foster at some point.

1228
00:59:30,080 --> 00:59:33,000
Speaker 2: I think we'll definitely have another dog at some point.

1229
00:59:33,160 --> 00:59:36,720
Speaker 2: I think it's so weird not to have a dog.

1230
00:59:37,240 --> 00:59:40,880
Speaker 2: The house is so quiet. But you know, dogs are just.

1231
00:59:40,960 --> 00:59:45,920
Speaker 3: Like they are brilliant and this is old information, but

1232
00:59:46,040 --> 00:59:49,320
Speaker 3: they anchor you to the present, like a dog is

1233
00:59:49,640 --> 00:59:51,920
Speaker 3: nowhere but the present, like the fact that you can

1234
00:59:51,960 --> 00:59:54,840
Speaker 3: actually step on its tail and thirty seconds later it's

1235
00:59:54,920 --> 00:59:58,600
Speaker 3: like completely forgotten. It's so happy to be there, It's

1236
00:59:58,680 --> 01:00:03,360
Speaker 3: like and you can't be up when when that happiness

1237
01:00:03,480 --> 01:00:04,960
Speaker 3: like is taken from you like.

1238
01:00:05,320 --> 01:00:09,040
Speaker 2: Oh, it's unlike anything I've ever and nobody can prepare

1239
01:00:09,080 --> 01:00:11,520
Speaker 2: you for it. No, you see other people grieving animals,

1240
01:00:11,560 --> 01:00:13,439
Speaker 2: You're like, oh, yeah, it must be kind of sad,

1241
01:00:13,760 --> 01:00:17,320
Speaker 2: and then it happens to you. It's another universe. You

1242
01:00:17,360 --> 01:00:18,240
Speaker 2: don't have any pets right now.

1243
01:00:18,680 --> 01:00:22,120
Speaker 3: No, I fostered and my ex wound up adopting and

1244
01:00:22,440 --> 01:00:25,880
Speaker 3: that dog and then adopting no in a beautiful way

1245
01:00:25,920 --> 01:00:27,200
Speaker 3: that I thought I was going to be able to

1246
01:00:27,240 --> 01:00:29,840
Speaker 3: adopt the dog, and then I found out very quickly.

1247
01:00:29,920 --> 01:00:31,640
Speaker 3: I tour like I'm on the road all the time,

1248
01:00:31,960 --> 01:00:34,840
Speaker 3: and he was always at the ex's house. Uh so,

1249
01:00:35,440 --> 01:00:39,520
Speaker 3: thankfully the X was an introvert. It was a beautiful pairing.

1250
01:00:39,600 --> 01:00:41,280
Speaker 3: I think, if anything, I did my part in like

1251
01:00:41,400 --> 01:00:44,920
Speaker 3: bringing them together. But like, it was so hard for

1252
01:00:45,000 --> 01:00:48,280
Speaker 3: me to love this thing and then not like when

1253
01:00:48,320 --> 01:00:49,840
Speaker 3: I was out of town, I was thinking about it.

1254
01:00:50,080 --> 01:00:53,320
Speaker 2: Of course, it's it's wild. Yeah, and you can't talk

1255
01:00:53,400 --> 01:00:55,320
Speaker 2: to it on the phone. There's nothing you can do now,

1256
01:00:55,520 --> 01:00:58,280
Speaker 2: just fully separated. Mm hmmm. What kind of dog was it?

1257
01:00:58,640 --> 01:01:00,600
Speaker 3: A little mutt, like a little he was a kind

1258
01:01:00,600 --> 01:01:01,840
Speaker 3: of like a corgy Chihuahua.

1259
01:01:02,040 --> 01:01:02,960
Speaker 2: Oh, very cute.

1260
01:01:03,240 --> 01:01:06,360
Speaker 3: Loved other dogs, very distrusting of people, which is an

1261
01:01:06,440 --> 01:01:07,400
Speaker 3: amazing instinct.

1262
01:01:07,800 --> 01:01:08,440
Speaker 2: Yeah, of course.

1263
01:01:08,680 --> 01:01:10,480
Speaker 3: Yeah, but he's still get his Nim's peanut, and he

1264
01:01:10,560 --> 01:01:12,760
Speaker 3: lives in Kentucky and I'm hopefully going to see him

1265
01:01:13,560 --> 01:01:14,760
Speaker 3: when I'm on tour this fall.

1266
01:01:14,960 --> 01:01:16,360
Speaker 2: Oh that's very sweet.

1267
01:01:17,040 --> 01:01:17,200
Speaker 1: Yeah.

1268
01:01:17,240 --> 01:01:20,680
Speaker 2: It's hard when you're again in this horrible industry and everything,

1269
01:01:20,800 --> 01:01:24,200
Speaker 2: you're moving and leaving all the time to have an animal. Yeah,

1270
01:01:24,240 --> 01:01:25,880
Speaker 2: unless you have the resources to carry it on a

1271
01:01:25,920 --> 01:01:28,400
Speaker 2: plane everywhere you go, or a partner yes.

1272
01:01:28,320 --> 01:01:31,200
Speaker 3: God forbid that would be at home with it, right,

1273
01:01:31,680 --> 01:01:31,880
Speaker 3: or a.

1274
01:01:31,960 --> 01:01:34,320
Speaker 2: Real good friend that likes to stay your house. Yes,

1275
01:01:34,760 --> 01:01:36,160
Speaker 2: But even then it's a little tricky.

1276
01:01:36,280 --> 01:01:36,720
Speaker 3: Oh my god.

1277
01:01:36,840 --> 01:01:39,760
Speaker 2: Yeah. And I don't know birds. Yeah again. Oh, when

1278
01:01:39,800 --> 01:01:41,440
Speaker 2: you leave the house and a bird's there.

1279
01:01:42,200 --> 01:01:44,880
Speaker 3: I wouldn't feel very bad about the bird. I don't think.

1280
01:01:45,560 --> 01:01:48,280
Speaker 3: I'm sure they're brilliant creatures, but I don't think of

1281
01:01:48,360 --> 01:01:51,440
Speaker 3: them as like being well rounded or like or like

1282
01:01:51,800 --> 01:01:52,960
Speaker 3: missing me for whatever.

1283
01:01:53,640 --> 01:01:56,000
Speaker 2: Yeah, I feel like the bird would never care about me. No,

1284
01:01:56,120 --> 01:01:58,000
Speaker 2: I think that's probably part of the problem totally.

1285
01:01:58,080 --> 01:02:00,479
Speaker 3: I assume it would always be trying to get away

1286
01:02:01,400 --> 01:02:03,520
Speaker 3: if I had to, if I had to get a prisoner.

1287
01:02:04,080 --> 01:02:08,040
Speaker 2: Birds are only prisoners. I have a prisoner bird, not

1288
01:02:08,160 --> 01:02:08,920
Speaker 2: I have a pet bird.

1289
01:02:08,960 --> 01:02:11,160
Speaker 3: The fact that people clip their wings, yeah, so they

1290
01:02:11,240 --> 01:02:15,120
Speaker 3: cannot do what they're dying to do, right, Yeah.

1291
01:02:14,920 --> 01:02:17,040
Speaker 2: I think we've kind of just solved a big part

1292
01:02:17,120 --> 01:02:21,600
Speaker 2: of life in the modern world. Birds are prisoners. Birds

1293
01:02:21,640 --> 01:02:28,520
Speaker 2: are They're either street thugs or prisoners otherwise. Yeah, do

1294
01:02:28,600 --> 01:02:30,320
Speaker 2: you have one in your a cage in your home?

1295
01:02:30,920 --> 01:02:30,960
Speaker 1: No?

1296
01:02:31,040 --> 01:02:33,200
Speaker 2: No, no, dark and they're throwing the seed on the floor.

1297
01:02:33,400 --> 01:02:35,040
Speaker 3: I don't think I believe in having any pet that

1298
01:02:35,080 --> 01:02:37,200
Speaker 3: you have to have in a cage or box of

1299
01:02:37,320 --> 01:02:37,800
Speaker 3: some sort.

1300
01:02:37,960 --> 01:02:41,760
Speaker 2: Oh interesting, right now, I don't. My friend is a bunny.

1301
01:02:41,840 --> 01:02:44,040
Speaker 2: I'm like this, that's weird. I find it.

1302
01:02:44,160 --> 01:02:47,040
Speaker 3: So have you looked into a bunny's eyes? Soulless creatures?

1303
01:02:47,440 --> 01:02:52,080
Speaker 3: There is nothing behind a bunny's eyes. Nothing.

1304
01:02:52,560 --> 01:02:54,280
Speaker 2: A lot of people really love their bunnies.

1305
01:02:54,600 --> 01:02:55,840
Speaker 3: Well, good for those.

1306
01:02:57,360 --> 01:02:57,600
Speaker 2: Kidding.

1307
01:02:58,640 --> 01:03:01,320
Speaker 3: Yeah, I just I personally don't see any soul there.

1308
01:03:01,880 --> 01:03:04,520
Speaker 2: I feel like a rabbit or a bunny is too

1309
01:03:04,640 --> 01:03:06,400
Speaker 2: fragile of a creature to have now, so I'm always

1310
01:03:06,440 --> 01:03:08,400
Speaker 2: like I would step on it and then it'd be over.

1311
01:03:08,560 --> 01:03:10,920
Speaker 2: Of course, and they're so fast moving, and you know,

1312
01:03:11,080 --> 01:03:14,280
Speaker 2: one darts under my heel. Yeah, by a bunny isn't

1313
01:03:14,360 --> 01:03:14,680
Speaker 2: like you?

1314
01:03:14,960 --> 01:03:17,240
Speaker 3: I maybe I'm wrong. You don't come home from a

1315
01:03:17,280 --> 01:03:18,840
Speaker 3: long day and the bunny like hops up to you

1316
01:03:18,920 --> 01:03:21,280
Speaker 3: and gets on your lap and like nuzzles you. You

1317
01:03:21,440 --> 01:03:23,120
Speaker 3: chase it down and then it bites you, and then

1318
01:03:23,160 --> 01:03:28,400
Speaker 3: you're like hey, stop, hey, and then it like calms down.

1319
01:03:28,600 --> 01:03:32,160
Speaker 2: I guess you're just talking about like one wild animal

1320
01:03:32,240 --> 01:03:35,160
Speaker 2: that you've just experienced. I'm sure there are all these

1321
01:03:35,240 --> 01:03:39,080
Speaker 2: rabbit listeners, like I've got my trained talks. It can

1322
01:03:39,160 --> 01:03:40,880
Speaker 2: open doors totally.

1323
01:03:41,920 --> 01:03:43,960
Speaker 3: You know what deranged thing I've been doing lately? What

1324
01:03:44,480 --> 01:03:48,240
Speaker 3: is well lately? For two years, I've been feeding the

1325
01:03:48,320 --> 01:03:51,160
Speaker 3: squirrels in the courtyard of my building. Oh so now

1326
01:03:51,280 --> 01:03:53,360
Speaker 3: they come up to my screen door and like put

1327
01:03:53,400 --> 01:03:57,360
Speaker 3: their paws on it. I know sweet, And I'll I

1328
01:03:57,480 --> 01:03:59,600
Speaker 3: have like a thing of mixed nuts by my door,

1329
01:03:59,720 --> 01:04:01,560
Speaker 3: so I'll put a handful in the lid and I'll

1330
01:04:01,600 --> 01:04:03,000
Speaker 3: sit out there with the lid in front of me,

1331
01:04:03,040 --> 01:04:06,200
Speaker 3: and they'll come up. Have a peanut, eat it, Come up,

1332
01:04:06,280 --> 01:04:09,200
Speaker 3: get another one, eat it. We run away. One crawled

1333
01:04:09,280 --> 01:04:12,080
Speaker 3: up the screen door. One No, it is crossing a

1334
01:04:12,520 --> 01:04:15,440
Speaker 3: boundary from me. I want them to come inside my

1335
01:04:15,520 --> 01:04:18,000
Speaker 3: house so bad. I'm like, bring your little diseased dass

1336
01:04:18,080 --> 01:04:18,560
Speaker 3: in here.

1337
01:04:19,040 --> 01:04:20,440
Speaker 2: Give me typoil. I know.

1338
01:04:21,360 --> 01:04:23,520
Speaker 3: I'm like, I need one of them to like jump

1339
01:04:23,560 --> 01:04:25,560
Speaker 3: on my shoulder at some point, or I'm gonna stop

1340
01:04:25,600 --> 01:04:29,760
Speaker 3: feeding them because I'm not getting my full Disney princess story.

1341
01:04:29,960 --> 01:04:32,200
Speaker 2: I think that's well within your reach. I really think

1342
01:04:32,200 --> 01:04:35,240
Speaker 2: that that squirrels can be trained. Yes, most of them

1343
01:04:35,240 --> 01:04:37,520
Speaker 2: are hungry. They're going through the garbage and you're providing

1344
01:04:37,560 --> 01:04:39,280
Speaker 2: a fresh store bought nut.

1345
01:04:39,440 --> 01:04:41,560
Speaker 3: Oh my god, lightly lightly roasted and sulted.

1346
01:04:41,760 --> 01:04:43,080
Speaker 2: Yes, they're putty in your hand.

1347
01:04:43,160 --> 01:04:46,160
Speaker 3: They have never experienced. I'm like the cheesecaka factory for

1348
01:04:46,240 --> 01:04:46,760
Speaker 3: these bitches.

1349
01:04:47,920 --> 01:04:49,560
Speaker 2: And the rest of your neighbors are like, there's a

1350
01:04:49,640 --> 01:04:53,120
Speaker 2: squirrel infestation. No, I'll have you know.

1351
01:04:53,200 --> 01:04:55,800
Speaker 3: The gays that live above me also feeding these squirrels.

1352
01:04:55,840 --> 01:04:59,600
Speaker 3: Oh interesting, So we've created a real sick environment. It's

1353
01:04:59,600 --> 01:05:02,200
Speaker 3: like a method. Don't clinic first, girls.

1354
01:05:02,120 --> 01:05:05,240
Speaker 2: As long as there are no rats rats.

1355
01:05:05,360 --> 01:05:08,560
Speaker 3: Oh, anything with fur doesn't bother me.

1356
01:05:08,800 --> 01:05:13,520
Speaker 2: But the possum A possum, Now, possum terrifies me. Although

1357
01:05:13,560 --> 01:05:15,680
Speaker 2: I I mean over. You know, it used to be

1358
01:05:15,760 --> 01:05:20,160
Speaker 2: probably my number one most feared thing, but I've realized

1359
01:05:20,160 --> 01:05:23,440
Speaker 2: that they're so unbelievably safe to be around and scared.

1360
01:05:23,560 --> 01:05:25,840
Speaker 2: They're very scary. Yeah, I mean, I do think that

1361
01:05:25,920 --> 01:05:28,480
Speaker 2: they look like they existed before Earth.

1362
01:05:29,000 --> 01:05:30,560
Speaker 3: They do look subterranean.

1363
01:05:30,800 --> 01:05:34,480
Speaker 2: Yeah, there is something truly from a portal about them. Yeah,

1364
01:05:34,840 --> 01:05:38,640
Speaker 2: or like when you say mole people, I'm yeah, of course,

1365
01:05:38,960 --> 01:05:42,400
Speaker 2: just on its hind legs and the light always catches

1366
01:05:42,440 --> 01:05:46,000
Speaker 2: their fucking eyes. And the teeth, I mean, the teeth

1367
01:05:46,040 --> 01:05:46,919
Speaker 2: are far too long.

1368
01:05:47,280 --> 01:05:51,400
Speaker 3: Raccoons one of the keyest animals in the world. Unbelievably dangerous, Okay.

1369
01:05:51,880 --> 01:05:54,480
Speaker 3: I have one that comes and dig several that dig

1370
01:05:54,600 --> 01:05:57,240
Speaker 3: up this garden constantly. They're looking for something and I

1371
01:05:57,320 --> 01:05:59,120
Speaker 3: don't know what it is. They buried a body.

1372
01:05:59,360 --> 01:06:00,120
Speaker 2: They're trying to move it.

1373
01:06:00,720 --> 01:06:02,080
Speaker 3: We've got to get this out of here before the

1374
01:06:02,160 --> 01:06:04,480
Speaker 3: cop I want to be like Michelle Pfeiffer in Dangerous

1375
01:06:04,560 --> 01:06:06,480
Speaker 3: Minds with a group of raccoons.

1376
01:06:08,880 --> 01:06:10,360
Speaker 2: Teaching them poets, treating.

1377
01:06:10,160 --> 01:06:12,560
Speaker 3: Them whatever, how to throw rocks.

1378
01:06:13,960 --> 01:06:16,920
Speaker 2: That's a great movie. I think so too, maybe with

1379
01:06:17,120 --> 01:06:17,880
Speaker 2: Michelle Pfeiffer.

1380
01:06:18,040 --> 01:06:24,080
Speaker 3: Oh my as one of the raccoons dressed real raccoons.

1381
01:06:24,080 --> 01:06:26,520
Speaker 3: And then Michelle Viifer, you don't care about us.

1382
01:06:28,880 --> 01:06:31,760
Speaker 2: I've never seen Dangerous Minds. I've seen the trailer. Of course.

1383
01:06:31,800 --> 01:06:33,800
Speaker 2: It had a very vibe, quite an impact on me

1384
01:06:33,840 --> 01:06:34,280
Speaker 2: as a kid.

1385
01:06:34,480 --> 01:06:38,560
Speaker 3: Yes, it's very I mean it's probably definition White Savior,

1386
01:06:38,760 --> 01:06:42,600
Speaker 3: of course, but like it's her and getting more like

1387
01:06:43,320 --> 01:06:45,960
Speaker 3: streaked whatever that means to connect.

1388
01:06:46,480 --> 01:06:47,840
Speaker 2: She's got coolio playing.

1389
01:06:48,000 --> 01:06:51,520
Speaker 3: Yes, oh my god, that was Gangster's I bet that's

1390
01:06:51,520 --> 01:06:53,400
Speaker 3: a very painful rewatch.

1391
01:06:54,120 --> 01:06:57,680
Speaker 2: No questions or for us watch. Yeah, there's I cannot

1392
01:06:57,720 --> 01:07:03,560
Speaker 2: imagine that's aged. Maybe it has, maybe we're underestimating it. Yeah, well,

1393
01:07:03,680 --> 01:07:06,240
Speaker 2: is there anything left to say about Celsius. I'm gonna

1394
01:07:06,240 --> 01:07:06,880
Speaker 2: take another sip.

1395
01:07:07,920 --> 01:07:08,800
Speaker 3: Oh, Celsius.

1396
01:07:08,880 --> 01:07:10,080
Speaker 2: I just like delicious.

1397
01:07:10,640 --> 01:07:12,840
Speaker 3: There's all these like tiktoks of like girls having panic

1398
01:07:12,880 --> 01:07:15,880
Speaker 3: attacks having drink of Celsius, and I like, haven't gotten

1399
01:07:15,960 --> 01:07:20,680
Speaker 3: there yet, but maybe I aspire to. I just like, yeah,

1400
01:07:20,880 --> 01:07:22,280
Speaker 3: I love that caffeine thrill.

1401
01:07:22,480 --> 01:07:25,160
Speaker 2: Oh right, I remember, can you remember the first time

1402
01:07:25,200 --> 01:07:27,720
Speaker 2: you had an energy drink? I have a very specific

1403
01:07:27,800 --> 01:07:29,800
Speaker 2: memory because the way I grew.

1404
01:07:29,760 --> 01:07:34,920
Speaker 3: Up, mine was probably a vodka red Bull when I

1405
01:07:35,040 --> 01:07:37,280
Speaker 3: was a teenager, and there were all these reports saying

1406
01:07:37,320 --> 01:07:39,720
Speaker 3: it'll make your heart explode or something, and I was like,

1407
01:07:40,040 --> 01:07:41,600
Speaker 3: I dare you to explode my heart?

1408
01:07:43,440 --> 01:07:48,000
Speaker 2: And I, uh, well, let's see, let's see what's yours mine,

1409
01:07:48,000 --> 01:07:50,040
Speaker 2: I mean mine similar. There was no vodka involved, but

1410
01:07:50,080 --> 01:07:51,880
Speaker 2: I was in it. Must have been like a junior

1411
01:07:51,920 --> 01:07:55,400
Speaker 2: in high school and for whatever reason, we were at

1412
01:07:55,440 --> 01:07:57,600
Speaker 2: the grocery store and I thought I need energy and

1413
01:07:57,680 --> 01:07:59,560
Speaker 2: there was red Bull was pretty new. I was like,

1414
01:08:00,040 --> 01:08:01,760
Speaker 2: am I gonna try it? I'm gonna try it. I

1415
01:08:01,920 --> 01:08:03,959
Speaker 2: tried it, and then I was scared for twenty four hours.

1416
01:08:04,080 --> 01:08:05,880
Speaker 2: Oh my god. I felt like I had broken some

1417
01:08:06,000 --> 01:08:08,760
Speaker 2: sort of Mormon rule and I thought my heart's gonna explode,

1418
01:08:08,800 --> 01:08:11,320
Speaker 2: my parent's gonna be Oh yeah, oh you did, Yeah,

1419
01:08:11,600 --> 01:08:15,320
Speaker 2: you broke a big one. Well, actually, caffeine. This is

1420
01:08:15,360 --> 01:08:17,479
Speaker 2: something I've had to clarify a lot recently. I think

1421
01:08:17,479 --> 01:08:20,479
Speaker 2: because it's Mormons are so in the culture. Most Mormons

1422
01:08:20,520 --> 01:08:24,040
Speaker 2: will drink caffeine soda, but not coffee, but not coffee

1423
01:08:24,080 --> 01:08:28,160
Speaker 2: or tea. They go strictly for the most unhealthy version

1424
01:08:28,160 --> 01:08:28,639
Speaker 2: of caffeine.

1425
01:08:28,760 --> 01:08:31,800
Speaker 3: That's so interesting. Yeah, you think coffee and tea would

1426
01:08:31,800 --> 01:08:34,439
Speaker 3: be the Okay, ones right, like the more natural yes

1427
01:08:34,560 --> 01:08:36,719
Speaker 3: from the earth. God obviously gave.

1428
01:08:36,640 --> 01:08:39,640
Speaker 2: This yes, yes, No, it's the opposite. You can have

1429
01:08:39,720 --> 01:08:42,280
Speaker 2: a diet mountain dew. And I think at this point

1430
01:08:42,360 --> 01:08:44,559
Speaker 2: most people would like drink a red bull. Wait, what's

1431
01:08:44,680 --> 01:08:45,400
Speaker 2: but I need to know.

1432
01:08:45,479 --> 01:08:48,520
Speaker 3: The loophole because I am so sick of like religious

1433
01:08:48,640 --> 01:08:52,080
Speaker 3: people like having rules, but then they don't apply to

1434
01:08:52,320 --> 01:08:55,479
Speaker 3: them exactly, Like I'm just curious.

1435
01:08:55,880 --> 01:08:58,360
Speaker 2: It is interesting. I think that that loophole has just

1436
01:08:58,560 --> 01:09:02,400
Speaker 2: kind of always existed for whatever reason. They basically they're

1437
01:09:02,479 --> 01:09:05,080
Speaker 2: like scripture, I believe, just as no hot drinks, which

1438
01:09:05,120 --> 01:09:08,240
Speaker 2: then gets which gets confusing because they drink hot chocolate

1439
01:09:08,560 --> 01:09:11,520
Speaker 2: an apple cider. I walk out of all the subjects

1440
01:09:11,600 --> 01:09:14,280
Speaker 2: that we walk into our Yeah, I'm I can't be

1441
01:09:14,360 --> 01:09:14,960
Speaker 2: on this planet and.

1442
01:09:15,000 --> 01:09:18,680
Speaker 3: I'm unpooked my mic that I'm not wearing. You're like,

1443
01:09:18,720 --> 01:09:19,280
Speaker 3: where do you get that?

1444
01:09:19,479 --> 01:09:23,599
Speaker 2: Laugh? There's a boom mic over you. Okay, boys, let's

1445
01:09:23,600 --> 01:09:25,160
Speaker 2: get out of here. I'm done.

1446
01:09:26,640 --> 01:09:27,240
Speaker 3: I'm dying.

1447
01:09:27,360 --> 01:09:32,360
Speaker 2: You have a whole crew Union crew. For some reason,

1448
01:09:32,400 --> 01:09:36,599
Speaker 2: this episode cost it fifty thousand dollars. No, they can

1449
01:09:36,720 --> 01:09:39,640
Speaker 2: drink those two hot drinks, but not coffee.

1450
01:09:39,400 --> 01:09:46,000
Speaker 3: And not iced tea, but there is no hot.

1451
01:09:45,840 --> 01:09:49,320
Speaker 2: Drinks, but they have kind of decided that means coffee

1452
01:09:49,400 --> 01:09:52,719
Speaker 2: or tea in any form, and then even like coffee

1453
01:09:52,720 --> 01:09:53,439
Speaker 2: ice cream.

1454
01:09:53,320 --> 01:09:57,200
Speaker 3: If you Oh my god, I'm like beyond annoyed right now.

1455
01:09:58,280 --> 01:09:59,400
Speaker 3: They're like and no.

1456
01:09:59,600 --> 01:10:05,840
Speaker 2: Drug but math on the high Holy Days is okay. Yeah,

1457
01:10:05,880 --> 01:10:08,000
Speaker 2: there's a lot of flexibility where you're like, I don't

1458
01:10:08,000 --> 01:10:10,559
Speaker 2: I'm not quite sure how this gymnastics is been done.

1459
01:10:10,640 --> 01:10:12,880
Speaker 3: But I can't express how much that bothers me.

1460
01:10:13,400 --> 01:10:15,600
Speaker 2: I can't feel like you should say, if this is

1461
01:10:15,640 --> 01:10:17,920
Speaker 2: your religion, just you have to do the religion.

1462
01:10:18,080 --> 01:10:21,479
Speaker 3: Yeah, especially when people start imposing their things on other people,

1463
01:10:21,560 --> 01:10:24,880
Speaker 3: not saying mos do that. But it's just like it's

1464
01:10:24,960 --> 01:10:25,599
Speaker 3: just it's hip.

1465
01:10:25,760 --> 01:10:30,360
Speaker 2: It's hypocrisy, of course, I mean, and it's so I'm

1466
01:10:30,360 --> 01:10:33,320
Speaker 2: gonna blow your mind right now, there are some hypocrisy

1467
01:10:33,400 --> 01:10:39,639
Speaker 2: in religion. What No, there is an interesting thing within

1468
01:10:39,680 --> 01:10:42,280
Speaker 2: Mormonism that's been happening that I've noticed recently that like

1469
01:10:42,360 --> 01:10:44,439
Speaker 2: I think as people have become more aware of the

1470
01:10:44,520 --> 01:10:47,360
Speaker 2: world and you know, what the religion is or whatever,

1471
01:10:47,439 --> 01:10:49,559
Speaker 2: people will stick to the religion, but are still are

1472
01:10:49,600 --> 01:10:52,040
Speaker 2: starting to do more of like the cafeteria Catholic thing

1473
01:10:52,080 --> 01:10:54,200
Speaker 2: where you just pick which parts of it like, but

1474
01:10:54,600 --> 01:10:58,240
Speaker 2: Mormon more excuse me. Mormonism in particular is so like

1475
01:10:58,840 --> 01:11:02,640
Speaker 2: you should buy the God has brought religion back, and

1476
01:11:02,760 --> 01:11:05,280
Speaker 2: we should follow every detail of this. So it feels

1477
01:11:05,280 --> 01:11:06,960
Speaker 2: like a weird religion to be in and then be

1478
01:11:07,240 --> 01:11:09,920
Speaker 2: picking and choosing. Yeah, it's like it's like no, our

1479
01:11:09,960 --> 01:11:13,479
Speaker 2: whole thing is being staunched, right, Like these are the rules,

1480
01:11:13,600 --> 01:11:16,800
Speaker 2: the new rules follow them. So yeah, I don't know,

1481
01:11:16,840 --> 01:11:19,000
Speaker 2: I guess it's a comfort thing. I don't know it's

1482
01:11:19,080 --> 01:11:22,080
Speaker 2: a but that's a I have to I'm just trying

1483
01:11:22,120 --> 01:11:24,759
Speaker 2: to go on record in as many places as possible Mormons.

1484
01:11:24,920 --> 01:11:27,920
Speaker 2: Most Mormons will drink caffeine, except it has to come

1485
01:11:27,960 --> 01:11:28,599
Speaker 2: from a fountain.

1486
01:11:28,720 --> 01:11:29,519
Speaker 3: I hope they enjoy.

1487
01:11:29,640 --> 01:11:34,120
Speaker 2: Hell, there are gonna be very few Mormons that actually

1488
01:11:34,200 --> 01:11:34,400
Speaker 2: make it.

1489
01:11:34,600 --> 01:11:36,560
Speaker 3: Could you imagine if they get if they are in

1490
01:11:36,680 --> 01:11:39,400
Speaker 3: limbo and they're like, yeah, we have you drinking eighteen

1491
01:11:39,560 --> 01:11:42,360
Speaker 3: gallons of diet hope throughout the course of our live

1492
01:11:42,439 --> 01:11:47,439
Speaker 3: one day. So bye bye a trapdoor, let's go.

1493
01:11:48,320 --> 01:11:50,559
Speaker 2: I mean, have you watched secret lives of Mormon wives

1494
01:11:50,640 --> 01:11:51,880
Speaker 2: or real housewives of Selex I.

1495
01:11:51,880 --> 01:11:53,200
Speaker 3: Don't really do matreality.

1496
01:11:53,280 --> 01:11:55,960
Speaker 2: So if I'm being honest, there's a lot of soda consumption. Yeah,

1497
01:11:56,040 --> 01:11:56,720
Speaker 2: of course there is.

1498
01:11:57,000 --> 01:11:59,879
Speaker 3: We have a little god have a selsia.

1499
01:12:00,600 --> 01:12:02,120
Speaker 2: Do you ever tour through Salt Lake City?

1500
01:12:02,600 --> 01:12:05,040
Speaker 3: I have done a show. They're like opening for someone

1501
01:12:05,600 --> 01:12:07,000
Speaker 3: and you're fine. Audiences.

1502
01:12:07,120 --> 01:12:08,920
Speaker 2: I've heard there are good audiences in Utah, I think

1503
01:12:08,960 --> 01:12:11,599
Speaker 2: because there there aren't that many sources of entertainment.

1504
01:12:11,840 --> 01:12:15,400
Speaker 3: You know, it's bonkers that I've realized from touring. If

1505
01:12:15,439 --> 01:12:19,360
Speaker 3: you bring up Utah in other places, a lot of

1506
01:12:19,400 --> 01:12:25,920
Speaker 3: people boo really yeah, and it's it's actually be fuddled me. Wow, yeah, Like,

1507
01:12:26,000 --> 01:12:28,400
Speaker 3: in what context are you bringing up Utah? Doesn't these

1508
01:12:28,400 --> 01:12:28,960
Speaker 3: states suck?

1509
01:12:31,000 --> 01:12:31,879
Speaker 2: Why aren't you clapping?

1510
01:12:32,880 --> 01:12:36,040
Speaker 3: No, it's it's honestly been opening for bigger comics in

1511
01:12:36,120 --> 01:12:39,720
Speaker 3: like bigger venues, and they the bigger comic will be

1512
01:12:39,800 --> 01:12:43,479
Speaker 3: like we were in Utah last week boo. And I

1513
01:12:43,600 --> 01:12:47,080
Speaker 3: only bring this up because it has happened enough times

1514
01:12:47,120 --> 01:12:49,839
Speaker 3: for me to clock it, which is just weird.

1515
01:12:50,320 --> 01:12:52,479
Speaker 2: Well, it does have a bit of a reputation that's

1516
01:12:52,640 --> 01:12:54,760
Speaker 2: a little bit earned. I mean, I love the state

1517
01:12:54,760 --> 01:12:56,120
Speaker 2: and I love a lot of the people there, but

1518
01:12:56,320 --> 01:12:58,479
Speaker 2: like there are certain things that I would boo. Maybe

1519
01:12:58,600 --> 01:13:00,320
Speaker 2: not as an audience member, but.

1520
01:13:00,400 --> 01:13:04,400
Speaker 3: If other audience members were doing, would you with the crowd? Yeah, yeah, yeah,

1521
01:13:04,400 --> 01:13:07,000
Speaker 3: you'd stone Utah. You to be the first one to throw.

1522
01:13:08,920 --> 01:13:12,960
Speaker 2: You have no no, But having grown up in Utah

1523
01:13:13,000 --> 01:13:14,800
Speaker 2: and it's such a butt of so many jokes, I'm

1524
01:13:14,880 --> 01:13:17,840
Speaker 2: very sensitive to other states being like New Jersey, like,

1525
01:13:18,520 --> 01:13:21,200
Speaker 2: leave New Jersey alone. Leave They've all got something decent

1526
01:13:21,280 --> 01:13:23,679
Speaker 2: about them. Yeah, I mean even Florida.

1527
01:13:23,760 --> 01:13:26,599
Speaker 3: It's like going over to your dad's or stepdad's house,

1528
01:13:26,680 --> 01:13:30,679
Speaker 3: like you can do anything here. I'm not gonna tell mom,

1529
01:13:31,040 --> 01:13:32,679
Speaker 3: like you actually don't have to wear shoes.

1530
01:13:33,160 --> 01:13:35,080
Speaker 2: And then you think about all of the good, normal

1531
01:13:35,120 --> 01:13:38,519
Speaker 2: people that are trapped in really bad places, and you're like, oh,

1532
01:13:38,600 --> 01:13:39,880
Speaker 2: that's got to suck to be the butt of the

1533
01:13:39,960 --> 01:13:41,559
Speaker 2: joke and you're not in on the horror.

1534
01:13:41,920 --> 01:13:45,080
Speaker 3: Yeah, I always. I guess everyone has their unique uh

1535
01:13:45,479 --> 01:13:46,559
Speaker 3: like situation.

1536
01:13:46,720 --> 01:13:51,439
Speaker 2: But it's like, leave, that's not a possibility for everyone,

1537
01:13:52,000 --> 01:13:52,320
Speaker 2: is it not?

1538
01:13:52,760 --> 01:13:52,800
Speaker 1: No?

1539
01:13:53,479 --> 01:13:56,880
Speaker 3: I mean I barely made it out, I guess, so

1540
01:13:57,800 --> 01:14:00,320
Speaker 3: I just like, yeah, I mean I left. It wasn't easy.

1541
01:14:00,360 --> 01:14:02,920
Speaker 3: I shared my bedroom, I shared a studio apartment, but

1542
01:14:03,080 --> 01:14:05,320
Speaker 3: like I knew I wanted to be in La right,

1543
01:14:05,520 --> 01:14:06,840
Speaker 3: and I like just made it work.

1544
01:14:07,960 --> 01:14:09,599
Speaker 2: But other places do have the things that I think

1545
01:14:09,600 --> 01:14:12,439
Speaker 2: people want to They do have good qualities. Oh yeah, yeah,

1546
01:14:12,840 --> 01:14:14,920
Speaker 2: yeah yeah. I mean I can't imagine living anywhere else

1547
01:14:14,960 --> 01:14:17,439
Speaker 2: at this point, but I've been here for fourteen years,

1548
01:14:17,520 --> 01:14:22,240
Speaker 2: like I would wither anywhere else. Sixteen sixteen. It feels

1549
01:14:22,280 --> 01:14:24,920
Speaker 2: like one long week. It feels like vacation. Yeah, it

1550
01:14:25,000 --> 01:14:28,400
Speaker 2: still feels like vacation because the lack of seasons really

1551
01:14:28,439 --> 01:14:32,760
Speaker 2: does alter your sense of time. Throws it throws you.

1552
01:14:32,880 --> 01:14:34,599
Speaker 2: It's probably why everyone here goes insane.

1553
01:14:34,960 --> 01:14:39,000
Speaker 3: Yeah, in a beautiful way and a beautiful but everyone

1554
01:14:39,040 --> 01:14:41,320
Speaker 3: has botox, so you can't really tell how crazy they are.

1555
01:14:42,000 --> 01:14:44,720
Speaker 3: It's all simmering beneath the surface. Like no, I've been

1556
01:14:44,760 --> 01:14:48,000
Speaker 3: making a screenpace for like ten years. I just can't

1557
01:14:48,439 --> 01:14:48,960
Speaker 3: reflect that.

1558
01:14:49,400 --> 01:14:50,840
Speaker 2: And then you get to the point where you're dropping

1559
01:14:50,840 --> 01:14:52,000
Speaker 2: snakes from the ceiling.

1560
01:14:51,920 --> 01:14:56,120
Speaker 3: Yes, torturing your employees, where I cannot wait to see

1561
01:14:56,160 --> 01:14:58,640
Speaker 3: what type of monster I evolve into. Oh, when I

1562
01:14:58,760 --> 01:15:01,000
Speaker 3: like get those big fat check.

1563
01:15:00,920 --> 01:15:04,560
Speaker 2: You wouldn't evolve into a monster. There's no way I might. No, no, no, no,

1564
01:15:04,840 --> 01:15:07,640
Speaker 2: For me space to do it. I think that you

1565
01:15:07,640 --> 01:15:10,000
Speaker 2: would be okay. I think that certain people just have

1566
01:15:10,200 --> 01:15:14,240
Speaker 2: that latent monster in them that's waiting to waiting. Yeah,

1567
01:15:14,400 --> 01:15:18,760
Speaker 2: and other people are just becoming famous and having money

1568
01:15:18,840 --> 01:15:21,000
Speaker 2: probably throws them off a little bit, but they're able

1569
01:15:21,080 --> 01:15:22,080
Speaker 2: to be decent. You know.

1570
01:15:22,160 --> 01:15:25,879
Speaker 3: It's wild, the anomaly, the monster with no credits.

1571
01:15:26,280 --> 01:15:30,800
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, where are these people coming? I mean we

1572
01:15:30,960 --> 01:15:33,280
Speaker 2: both know. I'm sure dozens of Oh my god, I'm like,

1573
01:15:33,560 --> 01:15:37,320
Speaker 2: you are not famous enough to be this before the horse, Yeah,

1574
01:15:37,600 --> 01:15:42,760
Speaker 2: like whoa, yeah, that is that? Like they're overshooting. They're like,

1575
01:15:42,840 --> 01:15:46,240
Speaker 2: you have to be confident, so confidence means just terrorizing everyone.

1576
01:15:46,400 --> 01:15:48,000
Speaker 3: I guess. I don't even know if it's like a

1577
01:15:48,120 --> 01:15:50,040
Speaker 3: decision in their head. I think they are actually just

1578
01:15:50,160 --> 01:15:54,479
Speaker 3: like they see the world differently. It's like a narcissistic thing, right,

1579
01:15:54,520 --> 01:15:54,800
Speaker 3: I don't.

1580
01:15:54,920 --> 01:15:57,400
Speaker 2: Yeah, Like I think I've experienced some of this, like

1581
01:15:57,520 --> 01:15:59,880
Speaker 2: in hosting and trying to book a podcast, where like

1582
01:16:00,160 --> 01:16:02,360
Speaker 2: it's so interesting, like some of the most successful people

1583
01:16:02,360 --> 01:16:04,439
Speaker 2: I've had on the show are so game for everything,

1584
01:16:04,880 --> 01:16:06,960
Speaker 2: and then other people who are not game for anything.

1585
01:16:06,960 --> 01:16:10,760
Speaker 2: I'm like, well, hegi, you are terrible. Like there's a

1586
01:16:10,840 --> 01:16:12,880
Speaker 2: reason that you are where you are because you refuse

1587
01:16:12,960 --> 01:16:14,960
Speaker 2: to do anything. I want to be clear, you're not

1588
01:16:15,160 --> 01:16:19,479
Speaker 2: a get exactly, You're lucky to be here.

1589
01:16:19,720 --> 01:16:24,080
Speaker 3: I've experienced the same thing with interviewing people, and I'm like,

1590
01:16:25,000 --> 01:16:26,040
Speaker 3: you cannot be boring.

1591
01:16:26,560 --> 01:16:28,920
Speaker 2: You do not have the luxury of being boring. This

1592
01:16:29,120 --> 01:16:30,360
Speaker 2: is your opportunity.

1593
01:16:30,479 --> 01:16:34,160
Speaker 3: Yes to shine, give me a clip, say something wacky.

1594
01:16:36,600 --> 01:16:38,320
Speaker 2: Yeah, some people just gets ahead of them and maybe

1595
01:16:38,320 --> 01:16:40,240
Speaker 2: they were just born that way.

1596
01:16:40,479 --> 01:16:42,679
Speaker 3: What sucks is that maybe they will still get successful.

1597
01:16:42,800 --> 01:16:44,960
Speaker 2: I know that's the worst when they get rewarded and

1598
01:16:45,000 --> 01:16:47,479
Speaker 2: then you're like, maybe I should have done that. Yeah,

1599
01:16:47,560 --> 01:16:49,440
Speaker 2: maybe I should have been the worst personal.

1600
01:16:50,800 --> 01:16:51,240
Speaker 3: Next time.

1601
01:16:51,360 --> 01:16:54,599
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's it goes back to there's no formula, nobody

1602
01:16:54,720 --> 01:16:58,479
Speaker 2: knows anything, nobody knows anything. Just do your own thing.

1603
01:16:58,920 --> 01:17:00,640
Speaker 3: But I am back to that, and that's why I

1604
01:17:01,080 --> 01:17:03,639
Speaker 3: pained me to hear you won't invest five dollars in yourself.

1605
01:17:03,920 --> 01:17:05,880
Speaker 3: Maybe that's what that five dollars is. And maybe we

1606
01:17:05,880 --> 01:17:09,759
Speaker 3: should already gofund me the untitled Bridge or Wineger project.

1607
01:17:10,400 --> 01:17:13,080
Speaker 3: And like we just raised the budget we raise and

1608
01:17:13,200 --> 01:17:16,640
Speaker 3: you'll see reflected in your loyal fans and listeners how

1609
01:17:16,760 --> 01:17:17,800
Speaker 3: much faith they have in you.

1610
01:17:18,320 --> 01:17:23,479
Speaker 2: It's gonna be very low. That's going to confirm my feelings. No, no,

1611
01:17:24,800 --> 01:17:26,679
Speaker 2: this just leads to me driving into the ocean.

1612
01:17:27,200 --> 01:17:31,120
Speaker 3: Maybe that's the project. Maybe maybe it's this beautiful like

1613
01:17:31,360 --> 01:17:36,920
Speaker 3: underwater adventure where you get like an ambigious member those

1614
01:17:37,040 --> 01:17:39,800
Speaker 3: the cars that turn into boats. Oh, of course, maybe

1615
01:17:39,840 --> 01:17:40,120
Speaker 3: that's it.

1616
01:17:40,680 --> 01:17:43,200
Speaker 2: I remember like there were a lot of like Basic

1617
01:17:43,280 --> 01:17:45,800
Speaker 2: cable shows in the nineties and thousands where they had

1618
01:17:45,880 --> 01:17:49,000
Speaker 2: futuristic things, and I remember one of those dots. It

1619
01:17:49,120 --> 01:17:52,240
Speaker 2: was like every episode those were in the future, and in.

1620
01:17:52,320 --> 01:17:55,840
Speaker 3: The future we were promised still exists. Though it still exists,

1621
01:17:55,960 --> 01:17:57,360
Speaker 3: I get kind of excited when I see it.

1622
01:17:57,560 --> 01:18:00,240
Speaker 2: I would, I honestly think if I had some be like,

1623
01:18:00,280 --> 01:18:01,320
Speaker 2: this is great. It is.

1624
01:18:01,920 --> 01:18:05,320
Speaker 3: It's a weird sensation. The freezer dried neess like sticks

1625
01:18:05,439 --> 01:18:08,000
Speaker 3: to all areas of your mouth until it succumbs to

1626
01:18:08,080 --> 01:18:08,920
Speaker 3: the heat of your tongue.

1627
01:18:09,080 --> 01:18:11,439
Speaker 2: And the flavor is unlike any other flavor of ice cream,

1628
01:18:11,439 --> 01:18:13,200
Speaker 2: because I think it's very artificial.

1629
01:18:13,000 --> 01:18:15,280
Speaker 3: Chemical chemical peanut flavor.

1630
01:18:15,400 --> 01:18:18,240
Speaker 2: Yes, yes, yes, yes, it's almost like bubblegum or something.

1631
01:18:18,080 --> 01:18:20,519
Speaker 3: Which, oddly enough, I'm getting weirded out by all the

1632
01:18:20,600 --> 01:18:22,000
Speaker 3: flavors of chips happening.

1633
01:18:22,160 --> 01:18:26,360
Speaker 2: It's ores. We have got to just absolutely slam on

1634
01:18:26,439 --> 01:18:31,479
Speaker 2: the brain. Whoever at Nabisco has lost control of the vehicle. No, no, no, no,

1635
01:18:31,560 --> 01:18:35,920
Speaker 2: no is watermelon oreos coke go to bed. Oh my god,

1636
01:18:36,840 --> 01:18:40,519
Speaker 2: I just had a Coke zero oreo flavor. Oh you've

1637
01:18:40,560 --> 01:18:42,360
Speaker 2: talked about that. No, we haven't talked about this. Then

1638
01:18:42,720 --> 01:18:45,479
Speaker 2: now is the time. There has never been a better time.

1639
01:18:45,800 --> 01:18:48,000
Speaker 3: I knew you would get to something important if we

1640
01:18:48,240 --> 01:18:49,559
Speaker 3: just talked long enough.

1641
01:18:49,640 --> 01:18:52,600
Speaker 2: On the week of a national presidential election.

1642
01:18:53,040 --> 01:18:55,800
Speaker 3: They were literally like, they're not talking about Halloween. They're

1643
01:18:55,840 --> 01:18:58,080
Speaker 3: not talking about scary movies. They're talking about things they hate.

1644
01:18:58,360 --> 01:19:00,680
Speaker 3: An oreo flavored Coke zero and.

1645
01:19:00,800 --> 01:19:04,479
Speaker 2: Coke zero flavored oreos. There were both things. No, it's

1646
01:19:04,520 --> 01:19:08,240
Speaker 2: some sort of this all started with collabs. Collabs have

1647
01:19:08,439 --> 01:19:09,160
Speaker 2: ruined Earth.

1648
01:19:10,200 --> 01:19:11,840
Speaker 3: You know the clad they can go straight to hell.

1649
01:19:12,600 --> 01:19:16,360
Speaker 3: Cheese it and taco bell Oh no, one asks for that.

1650
01:19:16,760 --> 01:19:18,920
Speaker 2: No. The last thing I want with my Mexican food

1651
01:19:19,160 --> 01:19:23,240
Speaker 2: is cheese crackers. It's not the flavor you think about

1652
01:19:23,320 --> 01:19:24,240
Speaker 2: with Mexican folly.

1653
01:19:24,320 --> 01:19:26,720
Speaker 3: It's not even the type of I'm not thinking of

1654
01:19:26,880 --> 01:19:28,760
Speaker 3: crackers when I'm thinking of Mexican food.

1655
01:19:29,000 --> 01:19:32,080
Speaker 2: I'm not thinking of sharp cheddar. No, I'm thinking of

1656
01:19:32,120 --> 01:19:34,800
Speaker 2: a mild cheddar, a moneray jack, even a pepper jack

1657
01:19:34,840 --> 01:19:38,200
Speaker 2: if you will. Yes, but like, and let's be very clear,

1658
01:19:38,240 --> 01:19:40,120
Speaker 2: I love to cheese it. I love a cheese nip.

1659
01:19:40,640 --> 01:19:42,920
Speaker 3: Yeah, but get the out of my crunch track, Supreme.

1660
01:19:43,080 --> 01:19:45,040
Speaker 2: I love that you have been censoring yourself because it

1661
01:19:45,120 --> 01:19:47,680
Speaker 2: makes it seem like we have decided you were the

1662
01:19:47,720 --> 01:19:49,719
Speaker 2: first person will censor on this podcast.

1663
01:19:49,760 --> 01:19:51,800
Speaker 3: Well, I got a little insecure when I brought up

1664
01:19:51,840 --> 01:19:53,560
Speaker 3: sex and You're like, we're not gonna talk about that.

1665
01:19:53,840 --> 01:19:54,720
Speaker 3: So it's like I'm not.

1666
01:19:54,800 --> 01:19:55,280
Speaker 2: Gonna say.

1667
01:19:57,000 --> 01:19:59,439
Speaker 3: You're just you said it very beautifully. You're like, we

1668
01:19:59,600 --> 01:20:03,240
Speaker 3: can maybe a little bit. But I've been interviewing people

1669
01:20:03,360 --> 01:20:06,400
Speaker 3: enough to know like, no, fly zone, don't do it.

1670
01:20:06,800 --> 01:20:09,920
Speaker 3: And I usually, if anyone knows me, I turn a

1671
01:20:09,960 --> 01:20:11,920
Speaker 3: lot of things sexual very fast as you do.

1672
01:20:12,400 --> 01:20:14,400
Speaker 2: But you're so good at it because you're so I

1673
01:20:14,439 --> 01:20:16,759
Speaker 2: think you're just you're you're a free person.

1674
01:20:16,920 --> 01:20:19,160
Speaker 3: I'm a free person and I'm definitely leading with like

1675
01:20:19,320 --> 01:20:22,200
Speaker 3: kindness and an open minded but it's not like healthy. Yes,

1676
01:20:22,320 --> 01:20:24,560
Speaker 3: but my blank smells like you know, I'm not like

1677
01:20:24,840 --> 01:20:28,759
Speaker 3: just trying to gross people out. I'm like genuinely curious

1678
01:20:28,800 --> 01:20:29,080
Speaker 3: about this.

1679
01:20:29,560 --> 01:20:33,040
Speaker 2: I mean, it's a very not even modern. It still

1680
01:20:33,200 --> 01:20:35,960
Speaker 2: feels like future way of thinking because almost so many

1681
01:20:35,960 --> 01:20:38,439
Speaker 2: people are still trapped within what's while it's the shame,

1682
01:20:38,640 --> 01:20:40,360
Speaker 2: it's wild, it's not even shame for me at this point.

1683
01:20:40,400 --> 01:20:43,200
Speaker 2: It's just like, well, I don't know. I'm just like,

1684
01:20:43,360 --> 01:20:46,000
Speaker 2: I guess my brain is just stunted in I guess

1685
01:20:46,200 --> 01:20:47,120
Speaker 2: unrecorded media.

1686
01:20:47,560 --> 01:20:52,639
Speaker 3: Sure, and that's what it is. I just wish more people. Yeah,

1687
01:20:52,720 --> 01:20:55,559
Speaker 3: were like we were talking about cheese, it's and taco

1688
01:20:56,040 --> 01:20:56,559
Speaker 3: and now I'm on.

1689
01:20:56,600 --> 01:21:01,840
Speaker 2: A soapbox about our attention s it's zero.

1690
01:21:02,120 --> 01:21:04,520
Speaker 3: Yeah, I wonder if this will be a liked episode

1691
01:21:04,720 --> 01:21:06,720
Speaker 3: or I had to turn this off episode.

1692
01:21:07,600 --> 01:21:10,680
Speaker 2: This should be sent to someone who can prescribe some

1693
01:21:10,840 --> 01:21:13,880
Speaker 2: sort of ADHD medication, because I need them to hear me.

1694
01:21:14,720 --> 01:21:16,960
Speaker 2: It's my inability to say on any topics.

1695
01:21:17,000 --> 01:21:19,640
Speaker 3: This is a typical add person and an enabler of

1696
01:21:19,680 --> 01:21:20,719
Speaker 3: an add person.

1697
01:21:21,000 --> 01:21:23,840
Speaker 2: It's just two people absolutely freebasing. But we talk about

1698
01:21:24,439 --> 01:21:26,599
Speaker 2: chip flavors. Have you had any of these?

1699
01:21:27,280 --> 01:21:29,360
Speaker 3: I just like it, and the thing is like, maybe

1700
01:21:29,400 --> 01:21:31,519
Speaker 3: it's me being closed by and maybe it's like my boomer,

1701
01:21:31,640 --> 01:21:33,920
Speaker 3: the boomer and me coming out where it's like not

1702
01:21:34,120 --> 01:21:38,120
Speaker 3: buffalo and reranch, like just one or the other. But

1703
01:21:38,200 --> 01:21:40,120
Speaker 3: then you taste it and like this oddly tastes like

1704
01:21:40,280 --> 01:21:43,880
Speaker 3: buffalo and ranch, right. But for me it's just like

1705
01:21:43,960 --> 01:21:46,320
Speaker 3: but the if I want of those things, I would

1706
01:21:46,360 --> 01:21:48,880
Speaker 3: have those flow wings and ranch. It's like, I know,

1707
01:21:49,320 --> 01:21:52,120
Speaker 3: peanut butter and jelly frozen yogurt. I'm like, if I

1708
01:21:52,200 --> 01:21:53,800
Speaker 3: love this flavor so much, why am I not making

1709
01:21:53,840 --> 01:21:56,920
Speaker 3: myself a sand and J I completely agree with you,

1710
01:21:57,040 --> 01:21:58,360
Speaker 3: It's just I don't.

1711
01:21:58,280 --> 01:22:01,000
Speaker 2: I don't know. I guess it's not inherent wrong, no,

1712
01:22:01,760 --> 01:22:03,120
Speaker 2: but it feels like stunts.

1713
01:22:02,920 --> 01:22:05,280
Speaker 3: But I guess yes, Okay, okay, yes, this is where

1714
01:22:05,280 --> 01:22:08,560
Speaker 3: I'm getting. Where you get something crazy, I think for

1715
01:22:08,640 --> 01:22:11,200
Speaker 3: the sake of being crazy, I annoyed.

1716
01:22:11,560 --> 01:22:16,479
Speaker 2: Right. Had I tried a sour patch oreo recently? It

1717
01:22:16,880 --> 01:22:20,320
Speaker 2: was one of the top five most revolting things ever,

1718
01:22:20,520 --> 01:22:22,679
Speaker 2: it was, and you knew that before you've been of course.

1719
01:22:22,800 --> 01:22:24,479
Speaker 2: I mean, but I have an open heart, and I

1720
01:22:24,520 --> 01:22:26,519
Speaker 2: thought I'm giving them a chance. I had to spit

1721
01:22:26,560 --> 01:22:26,840
Speaker 2: it out.

1722
01:22:27,000 --> 01:22:29,080
Speaker 3: Did you spend four ninety nine on a whole box.

1723
01:22:29,240 --> 01:22:31,479
Speaker 2: No, they were at the office and there was fair.

1724
01:22:31,640 --> 01:22:33,599
Speaker 2: I should have taken note that none of them had

1725
01:22:33,640 --> 01:22:36,960
Speaker 2: been eaten fair, I mean a very select few. It's

1726
01:22:37,000 --> 01:22:37,280
Speaker 2: a dare.

1727
01:22:37,439 --> 01:22:39,160
Speaker 3: But this is the thing where why are we playing

1728
01:22:39,240 --> 01:22:42,439
Speaker 3: fear factor at the grocery store like I dare you

1729
01:22:42,640 --> 01:22:43,040
Speaker 3: to eat?

1730
01:22:43,920 --> 01:22:46,800
Speaker 2: I want to food for me really is a very

1731
01:22:47,160 --> 01:22:49,519
Speaker 2: sacred area where I'm like, every element of it I

1732
01:22:49,560 --> 01:22:50,639
Speaker 2: want to enjoy.

1733
01:22:50,840 --> 01:22:53,200
Speaker 4: Of course on Alish, I'm sorry, I just have to

1734
01:22:53,560 --> 01:22:57,360
Speaker 4: it came on this on Reddit, just this line sour

1735
01:22:57,479 --> 01:22:58,360
Speaker 4: patch oreos.

1736
01:22:58,720 --> 01:23:01,759
Speaker 3: Just why not everything has to be a collab?

1737
01:23:02,080 --> 01:23:03,439
Speaker 2: Oh, thank you.

1738
01:23:05,000 --> 01:23:07,080
Speaker 3: Six nine six nine sixty nine.

1739
01:23:08,240 --> 01:23:15,360
Speaker 2: That's your private account. You're upvoting all of your videos. No,

1740
01:23:15,600 --> 01:23:18,840
Speaker 2: these were disgusting and no, like people will like go

1741
01:23:19,600 --> 01:23:22,160
Speaker 2: out to eat ironically sometimes at like restaurants that they

1742
01:23:22,240 --> 01:23:24,479
Speaker 2: know are bad, And I just think, no, you are

1743
01:23:24,520 --> 01:23:26,840
Speaker 2: not roping me into that. I'll meet you after because

1744
01:23:26,880 --> 01:23:27,840
Speaker 2: I have to have a good dinner.

1745
01:23:27,960 --> 01:23:30,360
Speaker 3: No, I completely agree.

1746
01:23:30,560 --> 01:23:34,439
Speaker 2: Such a waste of money and an experience to enjoy.

1747
01:23:34,560 --> 01:23:37,400
Speaker 2: Resources Now I'm thinking about people who don't have food.

1748
01:23:37,680 --> 01:23:38,240
Speaker 2: You're making a.

1749
01:23:38,320 --> 01:23:41,519
Speaker 3: Mockery of it by embarrassing like and if you would

1750
01:23:41,560 --> 01:23:43,760
Speaker 3: send this item to like a ward worn country that

1751
01:23:43,840 --> 01:23:45,800
Speaker 3: desperately needed food, and they wouldn't eat it.

1752
01:23:46,040 --> 01:23:52,040
Speaker 2: Like Oreo is going to get there. They are going

1753
01:23:52,080 --> 01:23:55,479
Speaker 2: to get to an Oreo where no person would consume it,

1754
01:23:55,600 --> 01:23:55,960
Speaker 2: no matter.

1755
01:23:56,200 --> 01:23:58,400
Speaker 3: I don't know, sour patch kid Oreo is. It might

1756
01:23:58,439 --> 01:24:01,240
Speaker 3: be there, pretty demented. It's like one before fish food.

1757
01:24:02,000 --> 01:24:03,880
Speaker 3: I think it was kind of like a neon. Oh no,

1758
01:24:03,960 --> 01:24:06,360
Speaker 3: the cookie was actually I think the cookie was the

1759
01:24:06,680 --> 01:24:07,680
Speaker 3: white cookie.

1760
01:24:07,400 --> 01:24:07,920
Speaker 2: Like the vanilla.

1761
01:24:08,040 --> 01:24:08,759
Speaker 3: The vanilla cookie.

1762
01:24:08,880 --> 01:24:10,640
Speaker 2: That doesn't matter, Like it could have just as well

1763
01:24:10,720 --> 01:24:12,639
Speaker 2: been the chocolate. It was going to be as disgusting

1764
01:24:12,760 --> 01:24:13,240
Speaker 2: as it was.

1765
01:24:13,439 --> 01:24:17,880
Speaker 3: I somehow think vanilla is better with a sour patch

1766
01:24:18,160 --> 01:24:18,880
Speaker 3: than a chocolate.

1767
01:24:19,080 --> 01:24:20,879
Speaker 2: Of course, in your brain that makes.

1768
01:24:20,760 --> 01:24:24,160
Speaker 3: Sense logically speaking, But this is.

1769
01:24:24,200 --> 01:24:26,880
Speaker 2: Not a logical product. It shouldn't exist in any form.

1770
01:24:27,360 --> 01:24:29,280
Speaker 2: So just give it the chocolate cookie and let's just

1771
01:24:29,360 --> 01:24:30,680
Speaker 2: move on to the next one.

1772
01:24:31,000 --> 01:24:33,920
Speaker 3: Make throw up in the box and put it on

1773
01:24:33,960 --> 01:24:37,519
Speaker 3: the shelf. Just do vomit flavor so we can all

1774
01:24:37,640 --> 01:24:38,599
Speaker 3: move on with our lives.

1775
01:24:38,920 --> 01:24:43,479
Speaker 2: We could reset to just plain Oreo, it's unfair and

1776
01:24:43,600 --> 01:24:46,400
Speaker 2: it's yeah, even the peanut butter ones don't work.

1777
01:24:46,560 --> 01:24:48,439
Speaker 3: They have Tiara Massou flavored ones.

1778
01:24:48,800 --> 01:24:51,760
Speaker 2: Again, that's what No, what does that? What does that

1779
01:24:51,840 --> 01:24:54,879
Speaker 2: even mean? That just turns Tea massoux into an idea exactly.

1780
01:24:55,439 --> 01:24:57,439
Speaker 2: And I like Tira Masseau. I think it's like my

1781
01:24:57,560 --> 01:25:00,519
Speaker 2: favorite dessert maybe, but like I don't need it here.

1782
01:25:00,680 --> 01:25:03,240
Speaker 2: And part of Tira Masou is the texture. Yes, Oh,

1783
01:25:03,280 --> 01:25:06,920
Speaker 2: I could eat a sheet. Oh, it's the only thing.

1784
01:25:07,080 --> 01:25:13,960
Speaker 2: Put a lady finger in preach either. The moment I

1785
01:25:14,080 --> 01:25:16,000
Speaker 2: was a halfway through sat that sentence.

1786
01:25:17,280 --> 01:25:19,920
Speaker 3: I mean, you can put three lady fingers and me

1787
01:25:20,800 --> 01:25:26,240
Speaker 3: wouldn't do much. Horrible.

1788
01:25:27,920 --> 01:25:30,120
Speaker 2: Okay, it's time to play a game. Okay, it's time

1789
01:25:30,160 --> 01:25:33,559
Speaker 2: to play a game. Let's play Gift to a curse.

1790
01:25:33,680 --> 01:25:37,439
Speaker 2: I need a number between one and ten from you. Nine. Okay.

1791
01:25:37,439 --> 01:25:39,360
Speaker 2: I have to do some light calculating to get our

1792
01:25:39,400 --> 01:25:42,360
Speaker 2: game pieces. So right now, you can recommend something, promote something,

1793
01:25:42,439 --> 01:25:43,920
Speaker 2: say something good about something.

1794
01:25:44,160 --> 01:25:47,240
Speaker 3: Oh right, I'm gonna I'm gonna shamelessly promote me.

1795
01:25:47,960 --> 01:25:49,120
Speaker 2: I have a show.

1796
01:25:49,200 --> 01:25:50,960
Speaker 3: Well, I'm on if you're listening to this when it

1797
01:25:51,000 --> 01:25:52,680
Speaker 3: comes out, I'm on the road opening for Bob the

1798
01:25:52,760 --> 01:25:56,560
Speaker 3: Drag Queen between October twenty third and November third, and

1799
01:25:56,720 --> 01:26:01,479
Speaker 3: then I'm headlining in Kansas City on November thirteenth, Omaha

1800
01:26:01,640 --> 01:26:05,240
Speaker 3: November fourteenth, and Saint Louis, Missouri November sixteenth, And I

1801
01:26:05,240 --> 01:26:08,200
Speaker 3: would love your support because they're big venues and I

1802
01:26:08,280 --> 01:26:12,519
Speaker 3: have a lot of tickets left, which is so crazy

1803
01:26:12,600 --> 01:26:16,400
Speaker 3: to say out loud, but I value honesty absolutely.

1804
01:26:16,479 --> 01:26:19,760
Speaker 2: Everybody goes see Zach buy tickets to live things. Oh

1805
01:26:19,840 --> 01:26:23,280
Speaker 2: my god, please, it's very hard for especially it seems

1806
01:26:23,320 --> 01:26:26,000
Speaker 2: like in comedy right now people are like begging, please

1807
01:26:26,200 --> 01:26:27,320
Speaker 2: come see the thing you like.

1808
01:26:27,600 --> 01:26:28,640
Speaker 3: Yeah, this is the other thing.

1809
01:26:28,720 --> 01:26:28,840
Speaker 2: Though.

1810
01:26:28,880 --> 01:26:30,760
Speaker 3: It's like I also believe in the universe and like,

1811
01:26:30,880 --> 01:26:32,880
Speaker 3: obviously I'll go in the direction I'm supposed to go.

1812
01:26:33,439 --> 01:26:35,000
Speaker 3: And if ticket sales don't pick up at.

1813
01:26:34,920 --> 01:26:37,600
Speaker 2: Some point, maybe that's the universe saying you're not that

1814
01:26:37,880 --> 01:26:40,320
Speaker 2: good and it's not well.

1815
01:26:40,400 --> 01:26:44,320
Speaker 3: I know I think so too, But like I'm just saying, like,

1816
01:26:44,880 --> 01:26:46,840
Speaker 3: no sweat, if you don't want to go, don't feel

1817
01:26:46,840 --> 01:26:49,280
Speaker 3: like you're you're being forced to go. Sure, but if

1818
01:26:49,320 --> 01:26:52,960
Speaker 3: any part of you values like a little live theatrical moment,

1819
01:26:53,520 --> 01:26:54,880
Speaker 3: I think I deliver a really good hour.

1820
01:26:55,040 --> 01:26:56,920
Speaker 2: I just think people have kind of forgotten how much

1821
01:26:56,960 --> 01:26:59,639
Speaker 2: fun it can be so they've fallen into that rut.

1822
01:27:00,000 --> 01:27:02,559
Speaker 3: There's also there's never been more comedians ever, ever, ever,

1823
01:27:02,720 --> 01:27:03,280
Speaker 3: in the history.

1824
01:27:03,400 --> 01:27:05,760
Speaker 2: There should be a calling. We've got to shed some

1825
01:27:05,880 --> 01:27:06,320
Speaker 2: of these people.

1826
01:27:06,360 --> 01:27:07,200
Speaker 3: Is that where you kill people?

1827
01:27:07,640 --> 01:27:07,840
Speaker 2: Yes?

1828
01:27:08,280 --> 01:27:09,240
Speaker 3: Yeah, And when I.

1829
01:27:09,200 --> 01:27:11,200
Speaker 2: Say calling, I don't mean metaphoric. I do think it

1830
01:27:11,240 --> 01:27:11,920
Speaker 2: should be killed.

1831
01:27:12,560 --> 01:27:14,480
Speaker 3: I although a wood chipper of sorts.

1832
01:27:15,920 --> 01:27:19,360
Speaker 2: Of stand up comics. Okay, I have to remind you

1833
01:27:19,439 --> 01:27:22,639
Speaker 2: to promote one other thing. Okay, the shirt you're wearing.

1834
01:27:22,760 --> 01:27:26,000
Speaker 3: Oh, my sister, So I'm wearing a ghost face embroidery.

1835
01:27:26,680 --> 01:27:29,639
Speaker 3: My little sister, Jules Towers, has an amazing Etsy called

1836
01:27:29,720 --> 01:27:32,920
Speaker 3: Unsettled Roots, and I think we'll tag it maybe in

1837
01:27:33,000 --> 01:27:36,360
Speaker 3: the post. But she does custom embroidery and so cool.

1838
01:27:36,479 --> 01:27:37,800
Speaker 3: It was a gift and I love it so much

1839
01:27:37,800 --> 01:27:40,040
Speaker 3: because I love scary movies. Screams one of my favorite

1840
01:27:40,080 --> 01:27:42,280
Speaker 3: scary movies, and she just made it and I love it,

1841
01:27:42,320 --> 01:27:43,720
Speaker 3: and I just love all the stuff she makes.

1842
01:27:43,920 --> 01:27:47,439
Speaker 2: I Yes, I guess I should also promote my sister's

1843
01:27:48,400 --> 01:27:50,000
Speaker 2: thing she's got going. I've done this once before. But

1844
01:27:50,000 --> 01:27:52,280
Speaker 2: if we're promoting sisters, yes, I feel like why not

1845
01:27:53,040 --> 01:27:56,959
Speaker 2: a timeless thing. She has a new company called Lovesy.

1846
01:27:57,400 --> 01:27:59,040
Speaker 2: She was a nick you nurse, and so she knows

1847
01:27:59,080 --> 01:28:03,080
Speaker 2: everything about baby care. She's created and again I'm not

1848
01:28:03,120 --> 01:28:04,800
Speaker 2: an expert, so I don't know, but she's created this

1849
01:28:05,360 --> 01:28:08,800
Speaker 2: this clothing that apparently is incredible l u v s

1850
01:28:08,960 --> 01:28:11,400
Speaker 2: I e oh go on Instagram, and I'm so proud

1851
01:28:11,439 --> 01:28:12,960
Speaker 2: of her. I'm just like, wow, this is so great.

1852
01:28:13,000 --> 01:28:15,760
Speaker 2: You're doing this thing and solving what seems to be

1853
01:28:15,840 --> 01:28:18,479
Speaker 2: a problem that I'll never experience, but apparently you know

1854
01:28:18,520 --> 01:28:20,719
Speaker 2: a lot of people do or maybe not even a problem,

1855
01:28:20,800 --> 01:28:24,280
Speaker 2: but like, no, make things better. Yeah, look at our

1856
01:28:24,320 --> 01:28:25,400
Speaker 2: sister zoas everything.

1857
01:28:27,040 --> 01:28:28,880
Speaker 3: My sister is five years younger than me, and she's

1858
01:28:28,920 --> 01:28:30,680
Speaker 3: absolutely acted as my big sister, like.

1859
01:28:30,960 --> 01:28:35,160
Speaker 2: Oh a million percent. I cannot tell you the life

1860
01:28:35,200 --> 01:28:38,080
Speaker 2: advice and wisdom I've received from my younger sister same.

1861
01:28:38,439 --> 01:28:40,799
Speaker 2: This person is so much more mature than I agreed.

1862
01:28:40,880 --> 01:28:42,519
Speaker 2: I mean, starting elementary school.

1863
01:28:42,600 --> 01:28:42,880
Speaker 3: Uh huh.

1864
01:28:43,200 --> 01:28:46,280
Speaker 2: She taught me to tie my shoes, so aw, that's

1865
01:28:46,400 --> 01:28:48,519
Speaker 2: actually kind of embarrassing. That probably shows some sort of

1866
01:28:49,000 --> 01:28:51,080
Speaker 2: real really efficiency.

1867
01:28:50,600 --> 01:28:55,000
Speaker 3: On my parents look horrible. It was very dogg eat

1868
01:28:55,040 --> 01:28:56,840
Speaker 3: dog in the households.

1869
01:28:57,640 --> 01:29:01,040
Speaker 2: I've put an embarrassment for decades okay. This is how

1870
01:29:01,080 --> 01:29:03,360
Speaker 2: we play Gift or a Curse. I'm gonna name three things.

1871
01:29:03,600 --> 01:29:05,360
Speaker 2: You'll tell me if there're a gift or a curse

1872
01:29:05,520 --> 01:29:07,280
Speaker 2: and why okay, and then I'll tell you if you're

1873
01:29:07,360 --> 01:29:09,800
Speaker 2: right or wrong. Because they are correct answers, you can

1874
01:29:09,960 --> 01:29:12,760
Speaker 2: lose the game. No one is on your side here.

1875
01:29:13,120 --> 01:29:14,040
Speaker 3: I look forward to losing.

1876
01:29:15,479 --> 01:29:17,559
Speaker 2: Okay. Number one. This is from a listener named Emily

1877
01:29:17,680 --> 01:29:21,320
Speaker 2: Gift or a curse parents or adults saying I want

1878
01:29:21,400 --> 01:29:24,240
Speaker 2: to be her slash him when I grow up, referring

1879
01:29:24,240 --> 01:29:24,880
Speaker 2: to a little kid.

1880
01:29:25,600 --> 01:29:34,120
Speaker 3: Oh, curse, don't lift up children. Yeah, no, that's embarrassing

1881
01:29:34,200 --> 01:29:39,280
Speaker 3: for all parties involved. I'm completely on your side here.

1882
01:29:39,360 --> 01:29:43,360
Speaker 3: This is horrifying to see when you formulate that sentence.

1883
01:29:43,400 --> 01:29:48,400
Speaker 2: I was like, yuck, there's a whole category of the

1884
01:29:48,479 --> 01:29:52,479
Speaker 2: world and like the internet, and like even like product

1885
01:29:52,600 --> 01:29:56,479
Speaker 2: marketing that lies in whatever this is. And it makes

1886
01:29:56,520 --> 01:29:57,280
Speaker 2: my skin cross.

1887
01:29:57,400 --> 01:29:58,120
Speaker 3: It really does.

1888
01:29:58,439 --> 01:30:02,759
Speaker 2: There's a big factor. It's like this weird like slumber

1889
01:30:02,920 --> 01:30:06,000
Speaker 2: party or like being a kid is like an adult.

1890
01:30:06,439 --> 01:30:07,479
Speaker 2: I just look up to them.

1891
01:30:07,720 --> 01:30:09,120
Speaker 3: They I'm like, well, that's embarrassing.

1892
01:30:09,560 --> 01:30:12,080
Speaker 2: It's and hearing an adult say when I grow.

1893
01:30:12,040 --> 01:30:17,439
Speaker 3: Up honey, you're winding down, you're growing, You're growing down.

1894
01:30:19,040 --> 01:30:22,840
Speaker 2: Humiliating curse, no question. Okay, you've gotten one right so far.

1895
01:30:22,920 --> 01:30:25,840
Speaker 2: That's very good. Number two. This is from a listener

1896
01:30:25,920 --> 01:30:29,200
Speaker 2: named Erica gif to a curse when bands on tour

1897
01:30:29,360 --> 01:30:32,040
Speaker 2: use the local city instead of the original city in

1898
01:30:32,080 --> 01:30:32,439
Speaker 2: the song.

1899
01:30:32,600 --> 01:30:32,800
Speaker 1: I e.

1900
01:30:33,400 --> 01:30:37,160
Speaker 2: If Martha and the Vandelas were in Indianapolis and saying

1901
01:30:37,240 --> 01:30:41,080
Speaker 2: dancing in the street and replaced New York City with Indianapolis, curse.

1902
01:30:41,880 --> 01:30:44,559
Speaker 3: This is this is a basic bitch move, Like it's

1903
01:30:44,760 --> 01:30:46,320
Speaker 3: pandering to locals.

1904
01:30:46,800 --> 01:30:47,559
Speaker 2: It's not true.

1905
01:30:47,640 --> 01:30:50,840
Speaker 3: If this is a kin to someone doing karaoke and

1906
01:30:51,000 --> 01:30:53,680
Speaker 3: changing the gender to make it work for them, Oh,

1907
01:30:53,840 --> 01:30:57,360
Speaker 3: you don't do that. No, there's a great tweet like

1908
01:30:57,439 --> 01:30:59,280
Speaker 3: don't you dare change the gender you're gay for the

1909
01:30:59,360 --> 01:31:01,960
Speaker 3: next four minute, like if you're it's like a love

1910
01:31:02,040 --> 01:31:04,080
Speaker 3: song about a guy or a girl or whatever. So

1911
01:31:04,240 --> 01:31:08,559
Speaker 3: like no, like only like basic bitches are they going,

1912
01:31:10,360 --> 01:31:13,719
Speaker 3: like when they hear Chicago instead of like whatever cooler

1913
01:31:13,840 --> 01:31:15,080
Speaker 3: city the person named.

1914
01:31:17,360 --> 01:31:22,280
Speaker 2: Absolutely right, it's so cheap. It's so the audience hasn't

1915
01:31:22,320 --> 01:31:25,240
Speaker 2: earned that. No, it's I mean, the pride in their

1916
01:31:25,280 --> 01:31:28,240
Speaker 2: city was not earned. And it's like doing a simple

1917
01:31:28,320 --> 01:31:28,960
Speaker 2: magic trick.

1918
01:31:29,120 --> 01:31:33,559
Speaker 3: You idiots and think they're not doing that for every city.

1919
01:31:33,960 --> 01:31:36,519
Speaker 2: Right, You're not special, You're a fool. You're not. Your

1920
01:31:36,600 --> 01:31:37,640
Speaker 2: partner is cheating on you.

1921
01:31:37,720 --> 01:31:39,439
Speaker 3: Yes, with many bitches.

1922
01:31:39,600 --> 01:31:43,880
Speaker 2: Yes, you fall for everything. Yep, curse. I want to

1923
01:31:43,880 --> 01:31:46,880
Speaker 2: hear the city, the city they actually cared about, same

1924
01:31:47,120 --> 01:31:50,120
Speaker 2: city that Martha and the Vandela's actually car Yes, I mean,

1925
01:31:50,160 --> 01:31:53,479
Speaker 2: ever they are that recommendation. I mean that detail almost

1926
01:31:53,520 --> 01:31:55,400
Speaker 2: got me. I do love Martha and the Vandelas, but

1927
01:31:55,880 --> 01:31:58,840
Speaker 2: you know, Martha and the Vandela's probably dancing in the street.

1928
01:31:59,160 --> 01:32:02,960
Speaker 2: Uh loves like a heat wave. They've got a bunch

1929
01:32:03,000 --> 01:32:07,680
Speaker 2: of great songs. Is Martha's still alive? Oh wow, good

1930
01:32:07,720 --> 01:32:12,200
Speaker 2: for her. Hopefully she's still singing Martha reach out. Okay,

1931
01:32:12,840 --> 01:32:15,680
Speaker 2: you've gotten two rights so far. This is very impressive.

1932
01:32:15,800 --> 01:32:18,680
Speaker 3: Well, we are both libras. Yeah, that's true, and we're

1933
01:32:18,680 --> 01:32:24,000
Speaker 3: both on the ginger spectrum. Right, was incredibly talented. So

1934
01:32:24,600 --> 01:32:26,240
Speaker 3: we'll see what happens with the third one.

1935
01:32:26,640 --> 01:32:29,600
Speaker 2: Mark. A listener named Mark, has suggested gift her a

1936
01:32:29,720 --> 01:32:32,000
Speaker 2: curse back in angle street parking.

1937
01:32:33,200 --> 01:32:35,519
Speaker 3: Back in angle like parallel parking.

1938
01:32:35,920 --> 01:32:39,360
Speaker 2: No, I think this is when it's the it's not

1939
01:32:40,360 --> 01:32:42,439
Speaker 2: the lines aren't straight, like you would pull up to

1940
01:32:42,479 --> 01:32:45,559
Speaker 2: the curve on an angle almost, you know, like that's insane,

1941
01:32:45,720 --> 01:32:47,160
Speaker 2: that's a curse. Oh and actually you don't even pull

1942
01:32:47,240 --> 01:32:47,760
Speaker 2: up your backing in.

1943
01:32:47,840 --> 01:32:50,599
Speaker 3: He's said, that's insane. You're then facing the wrong direction

1944
01:32:51,040 --> 01:32:55,120
Speaker 3: when you leave when you back in. Yeah, but if

1945
01:32:55,160 --> 01:32:58,360
Speaker 3: it's angled and you're backing in, then you were facing

1946
01:32:58,439 --> 01:33:05,080
Speaker 3: oncoming traffic. That's deranged. Am I getting this right? You're

1947
01:33:05,120 --> 01:33:07,759
Speaker 3: going that they're angled in the direction of traffic.

1948
01:33:07,880 --> 01:33:10,680
Speaker 2: Correct to someone with zero spatial skills, So that me,

1949
01:33:10,800 --> 01:33:13,320
Speaker 2: trying to put this together in my brain is very difficult.

1950
01:33:13,360 --> 01:33:15,120
Speaker 3: So I'm picturing like, okay, you know how it has

1951
01:33:15,400 --> 01:33:18,080
Speaker 3: a flow of traffic, and then like say you're in

1952
01:33:18,160 --> 01:33:19,760
Speaker 3: a mall whatever, and you have to go in a

1953
01:33:19,840 --> 01:33:23,360
Speaker 3: certain direction, so the angles are like I'm going to

1954
01:33:23,439 --> 01:33:27,760
Speaker 3: pull forward into this, do you know what I mean?

1955
01:33:28,439 --> 01:33:30,519
Speaker 2: All like this as you go like this.

1956
01:33:30,800 --> 01:33:36,760
Speaker 3: So if you went past it and then backed first

1957
01:33:36,800 --> 01:33:40,920
Speaker 3: of all, that's a too two move job. And then

1958
01:33:40,960 --> 01:33:45,760
Speaker 3: you're I want this person take into a psychle ward immediately.

1959
01:33:46,160 --> 01:33:49,839
Speaker 3: They definitely shouldn't have their license. That's mark you're.

1960
01:33:49,680 --> 01:33:53,000
Speaker 2: All the same, just as an option. He doesn't know either.

1961
01:33:53,160 --> 01:33:55,599
Speaker 3: Well, I hope I'm not also like getting this wrong.

1962
01:33:55,880 --> 01:34:00,400
Speaker 3: But back in angled street parking, yes, no psycho curse,

1963
01:34:01,479 --> 01:34:03,479
Speaker 3: a nuisance whatever that is.

1964
01:34:04,400 --> 01:34:08,400
Speaker 2: Zach wrong, It's a gift, and only because the way

1965
01:34:08,479 --> 01:34:10,240
Speaker 2: you just explained it to me makes me think this

1966
01:34:10,400 --> 01:34:13,519
Speaker 2: is an exciting opportunity to be able to pull in

1967
01:34:13,600 --> 01:34:17,639
Speaker 2: and then the getaway is so scary you're pulling out

1968
01:34:17,720 --> 01:34:20,000
Speaker 2: that the moves that have to happen as you're leaving

1969
01:34:20,080 --> 01:34:23,000
Speaker 2: the space are so such a fun topper to the

1970
01:34:23,040 --> 01:34:26,000
Speaker 2: mall or to the shopping center you've just been at,

1971
01:34:26,640 --> 01:34:30,880
Speaker 2: very exciting. I'm so disappointed and the prowless you have

1972
01:34:30,960 --> 01:34:31,880
Speaker 2: to show getting in there.

1973
01:34:32,160 --> 01:34:34,800
Speaker 3: It's part of your thing. You have to like make

1974
01:34:34,920 --> 01:34:37,920
Speaker 3: me lose. Is that part of your sick twisted game.

1975
01:34:38,840 --> 01:34:41,479
Speaker 2: Part of the thing is that I'm always right? Oh,

1976
01:34:41,680 --> 01:34:44,479
Speaker 2: and there are certain universal truths that only I have

1977
01:34:45,200 --> 01:34:45,720
Speaker 2: access to.

1978
01:34:45,920 --> 01:34:48,640
Speaker 3: You know what your answer lies? In the just to

1979
01:34:48,720 --> 01:34:51,360
Speaker 3: be Devil's advocate? You sound like right now.

1980
01:34:52,840 --> 01:34:56,479
Speaker 2: Man is showing your thirty year old show.

1981
01:34:56,560 --> 01:35:03,519
Speaker 4: Actually, actually you there's nothing illegal about parking that way,

1982
01:35:04,560 --> 01:35:08,000
Speaker 4: and like then I can see who's coming.

1983
01:35:09,640 --> 01:35:10,559
Speaker 3: That's what you sound like.

1984
01:35:12,760 --> 01:35:15,559
Speaker 2: To see, you know, sore loser. I mean it is showing.

1985
01:35:16,000 --> 01:35:20,759
Speaker 2: I mean they can see it from the moon. Okay,

1986
01:35:20,760 --> 01:35:23,880
Speaker 2: we got two out of three, not too bad, and.

1987
01:35:23,920 --> 01:35:26,120
Speaker 3: That did for some reason, you're saying too out of three, Chap,

1988
01:35:26,200 --> 01:35:28,720
Speaker 3: my ass real hard and I.

1989
01:35:30,040 --> 01:35:32,679
Speaker 2: The source loser ever to enter this arena.

1990
01:35:32,800 --> 01:35:36,960
Speaker 3: Well that makes mewitter ye that you dosers. I'm the

1991
01:35:37,040 --> 01:35:37,719
Speaker 3: best loser.

1992
01:35:39,000 --> 01:35:40,400
Speaker 2: It's an excellent job at losing.

1993
01:35:40,560 --> 01:35:40,800
Speaker 3: Thank you.

1994
01:35:41,560 --> 01:35:43,880
Speaker 2: Okay. This is the final segment of the podcast. It's

1995
01:35:43,960 --> 01:35:46,880
Speaker 2: called I said no emails people right into I said

1996
01:35:46,920 --> 01:35:49,519
Speaker 2: no gifts at gmail dot com begging for answers. That's

1997
01:35:49,560 --> 01:35:51,200
Speaker 2: all you really need to know. Every one of my

1998
01:35:51,280 --> 01:35:55,240
Speaker 2: listeners has countless life problems, and they're just like, please

1999
01:35:55,280 --> 01:35:57,240
Speaker 2: take care of at least one of these. FORMATU, my

2000
01:35:57,360 --> 01:36:05,519
Speaker 2: load is too heavy. Okay, that's two. You're lucky. At

2001
01:36:05,520 --> 01:36:07,799
Speaker 2: the end you're talking about loads all of a sudden.

2002
01:36:10,960 --> 01:36:13,639
Speaker 2: We hope me answer a listener question. Okay, okay, great,

2003
01:36:13,760 --> 01:36:18,280
Speaker 2: this says let's see here. This says benevolent providers. Okay,

2004
01:36:18,280 --> 01:36:20,000
Speaker 2: I don't know what quite what that means, but we'll

2005
01:36:20,040 --> 01:36:20,240
Speaker 2: take it.

2006
01:36:20,439 --> 01:36:21,160
Speaker 3: It sounds culty.

2007
01:36:21,320 --> 01:36:23,320
Speaker 2: It does sound a little culty, and we'll take it. Okay,

2008
01:36:23,640 --> 01:36:24,240
Speaker 2: you're taking it.

2009
01:36:26,400 --> 01:36:31,520
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm taking this listener's load. Of taking this benevolent

2010
01:36:31,720 --> 01:36:37,360
Speaker 3: load from the listener. We haven't said anything bad, it's all.

2011
01:36:37,320 --> 01:36:40,360
Speaker 2: This could all be on ABC. Yeah. I'm stuck on

2012
01:36:40,439 --> 01:36:43,439
Speaker 2: what to get my little brother for Christmas. He's twenty four,

2013
01:36:43,720 --> 01:36:46,320
Speaker 2: works for Whole Foods, lives with his girlfriend in a

2014
01:36:46,400 --> 01:36:49,800
Speaker 2: beach area of Florida, and is a huge video game nerd.

2015
01:36:50,080 --> 01:36:52,120
Speaker 2: It seems anything I buy him sits on a shelf

2016
01:36:52,200 --> 01:36:54,680
Speaker 2: or isn't something he's interested in. He has a good

2017
01:36:54,760 --> 01:36:57,519
Speaker 2: job now, so he buys anything he wants. I've thought

2018
01:36:57,560 --> 01:37:00,559
Speaker 2: of getting him comic books and Oculus rift, a drone,

2019
01:37:00,640 --> 01:37:03,400
Speaker 2: et cetera, but he apparently has all of those things already.

2020
01:37:04,120 --> 01:37:07,600
Speaker 2: Do you or your lovely guest have suggestions for what

2021
01:37:07,720 --> 01:37:09,880
Speaker 2: to get him? I can't think of anything, and I'm

2022
01:37:09,920 --> 01:37:13,840
Speaker 2: tired of my gifts not being useful, disrespectful listener. That's

2023
01:37:13,840 --> 01:37:19,840
Speaker 2: from someone named Matt, So Matt's brother has some sounds

2024
01:37:19,880 --> 01:37:23,920
Speaker 2: like an impossible to please straight guy. Yes, who's it?

2025
01:37:24,000 --> 01:37:26,320
Speaker 2: Must be a higher up at Whole Foods. I was

2026
01:37:26,560 --> 01:37:28,000
Speaker 2: just bagging groceries.

2027
01:37:28,439 --> 01:37:31,720
Speaker 3: I can't believe that. But I was, like, what high

2028
01:37:31,800 --> 01:37:33,519
Speaker 3: paying job is there at Whole Foods?

2029
01:37:34,040 --> 01:37:37,759
Speaker 2: Right? I mean, we appreciate all of our grocery workers,

2030
01:37:37,840 --> 01:37:39,080
Speaker 2: but I don't think any of those are things where

2031
01:37:39,080 --> 01:37:42,120
Speaker 2: you're like, I can but now buy anything I ever wanted,

2032
01:37:42,479 --> 01:37:46,920
Speaker 2: unless you're irresponsible with money, which twenty four could be.

2033
01:37:47,160 --> 01:37:50,759
Speaker 3: Totally the girlfriend. So obviously bills are cut.

2034
01:37:50,720 --> 01:37:53,880
Speaker 2: In half, right, and he doesn't mind sailing into debt.

2035
01:37:54,320 --> 01:37:56,920
Speaker 3: Listen, this is the thing. I actually don't like gifts either.

2036
01:37:57,000 --> 01:38:02,160
Speaker 3: For the most part. I like money. Uh, I don't

2037
01:38:02,240 --> 01:38:05,519
Speaker 3: like when people guess for things. I don't like being

2038
01:38:05,560 --> 01:38:08,200
Speaker 3: brought something that I then have to either get rid

2039
01:38:08,240 --> 01:38:12,560
Speaker 3: of in a beautiful way or incorporate into my life. Sure, So,

2040
01:38:12,800 --> 01:38:15,280
Speaker 3: like my go to is like, get them a gift card.

2041
01:38:15,360 --> 01:38:17,559
Speaker 3: Give them a fucking Visa Bucks gift card.

2042
01:38:17,720 --> 01:38:18,719
Speaker 2: I love a Visa Bucks.

2043
01:38:18,880 --> 01:38:21,080
Speaker 3: I let them spend it how they whatever you were

2044
01:38:21,160 --> 01:38:24,200
Speaker 3: going to spend on what dumb comic book? Get them

2045
01:38:24,240 --> 01:38:26,639
Speaker 3: one hundred dollars and be done with it. And your

2046
01:38:26,920 --> 01:38:32,920
Speaker 3: your brother sounds like he lacks any sentiment or sentimental appreciation,

2047
01:38:33,439 --> 01:38:34,519
Speaker 3: so stop trying.

2048
01:38:34,880 --> 01:38:37,240
Speaker 2: I think teach him a lesson. Yeah, I think this

2049
01:38:37,479 --> 01:38:40,960
Speaker 2: little grub needs to learn that just because you bought

2050
01:38:41,000 --> 01:38:43,080
Speaker 2: everything for yourself doesn't mean you don't need a brother.

2051
01:38:43,640 --> 01:38:48,639
Speaker 3: Totally. Oh brother, Yes, and then with next Christmas eve

2052
01:38:50,000 --> 01:38:52,439
Speaker 3: love thee yeah or double down.

2053
01:38:52,560 --> 01:38:55,559
Speaker 2: Yeah, make it worse every year. Next year you send

2054
01:38:55,640 --> 01:38:58,760
Speaker 2: like a like a sowd off finger to you know,

2055
01:38:58,880 --> 01:39:01,679
Speaker 2: things have gotten worse in this situations. And maybe eventually

2056
01:39:01,760 --> 01:39:06,320
Speaker 2: he will appreciate the oculus rift. We can all use

2057
01:39:06,400 --> 01:39:10,679
Speaker 2: two oculus rifts. We all love VR, we all love escaping.

2058
01:39:13,200 --> 01:39:15,200
Speaker 2: I think that that's totally fair. This brother is an

2059
01:39:15,240 --> 01:39:19,080
Speaker 2: absolutely spoiled brat and we're not on his side. I

2060
01:39:19,160 --> 01:39:21,960
Speaker 2: think Whole Foods should look into should take these details

2061
01:39:21,960 --> 01:39:23,080
Speaker 2: and find him and fire him.

2062
01:39:23,360 --> 01:39:27,000
Speaker 3: Also, little brothers are iconically the worst type of people.

2063
01:39:27,720 --> 01:39:30,160
Speaker 2: I've never experienced a little brother. Interesting, do you have one?

2064
01:39:30,200 --> 01:39:32,560
Speaker 3: Well, not personally, but like think of all Medians in

2065
01:39:32,600 --> 01:39:35,880
Speaker 3: the early movie. It's a snot nose, Yes exactly. They're

2066
01:39:35,920 --> 01:39:39,720
Speaker 3: either like treasured by the parents and annoying to the siblings,

2067
01:39:40,120 --> 01:39:41,240
Speaker 3: or they're just a little cunts.

2068
01:39:41,520 --> 01:39:44,519
Speaker 2: Yeah, completely, and this one is probably both. I agree

2069
01:39:45,040 --> 01:39:48,200
Speaker 2: Whole Foods. Track him down, lay him off, make him

2070
01:39:48,280 --> 01:39:53,080
Speaker 2: learn what it is to you know struggle, Yes, Matt,

2071
01:39:53,439 --> 01:39:59,280
Speaker 2: never right back in. Oh boy, Zach, I now have

2072
01:39:59,439 --> 01:40:02,800
Speaker 2: three gifts. I've got still a lot of Celsius to

2073
01:40:02,920 --> 01:40:07,599
Speaker 2: drink and delicious cherry Cola soda, two cookies and five dollars.

2074
01:40:09,240 --> 01:40:13,360
Speaker 2: I'm out of my mind over this. Memories galore, hours

2075
01:40:13,400 --> 01:40:21,080
Speaker 2: of audio. We should split this into three episodes than

2076
01:40:21,880 --> 01:40:25,280
Speaker 2: I think. This may be our longest episode ever on Alice. Wow,

2077
01:40:25,400 --> 01:40:28,400
Speaker 2: let's go for two, let's go for another twenty. Well,

2078
01:40:28,479 --> 01:40:30,800
Speaker 2: now that we've reached the halfway heart, No, it's because

2079
01:40:30,800 --> 01:40:33,040
Speaker 2: I've had, I mean, the best time with you same.

2080
01:40:33,200 --> 01:40:34,880
Speaker 2: Thank you for the gifts, and thank you for being here.

2081
01:40:34,960 --> 01:40:37,679
Speaker 3: I was looking forward to it the whole since since

2082
01:40:37,760 --> 01:40:39,000
Speaker 3: we've been trying to line up the date.

2083
01:40:39,360 --> 01:40:42,200
Speaker 2: And you were a real diva about that. I know.

2084
01:40:42,520 --> 01:40:44,160
Speaker 3: Well, it's life on my terms.

2085
01:40:44,640 --> 01:40:50,840
Speaker 2: Or get out, uh listener, the podcast is over. We're

2086
01:40:51,400 --> 01:40:54,519
Speaker 2: letting you go. Maybe you could start the episode over.

2087
01:40:54,640 --> 01:40:56,880
Speaker 2: I don't know. Try to memorize every word, you know,

2088
01:40:57,080 --> 01:40:59,400
Speaker 2: like your favorite song. That's a new idea. Has anyone

2089
01:40:59,439 --> 01:41:02,280
Speaker 2: ever memorized every word of a podcast? You could be

2090
01:41:02,360 --> 01:41:05,639
Speaker 2: the first. This is the end. I love you, goodbye,

2091
01:41:10,920 --> 01:41:14,000
Speaker 2: I said, no, Gifts is an exactly right production. It's

2092
01:41:14,080 --> 01:41:17,360
Speaker 2: produced by our dear friend Annalise Nelson, and it's beautifully

2093
01:41:17,400 --> 01:41:20,120
Speaker 2: mixed by Ben Holliday. And we couldn't do it without

2094
01:41:20,160 --> 01:41:24,240
Speaker 2: our guest booker Patrick Kottner. The theme song, of course,

2095
01:41:24,520 --> 01:41:28,719
Speaker 2: could only come from miracle worker Amy Mann. You must

2096
01:41:28,800 --> 01:41:31,679
Speaker 2: follow the show on Instagram. At I said, no gifts.

2097
01:41:31,720 --> 01:41:33,920
Speaker 2: I don't want to hear any excuses. That's where you

2098
01:41:33,960 --> 01:41:36,439
Speaker 2: get to see pictures of all these gorgeous gifts I'm getting.

2099
01:41:36,560 --> 01:41:38,200
Speaker 2: And don't you want to see pictures of the gifts?

2100
01:41:40,200 --> 01:41:41,080
Speaker 3: The lie invit?

2101
01:41:41,200 --> 01:41:48,880
Speaker 1: Did you hear? Funa man myself perfectly clear? But you're

2102
01:41:49,000 --> 01:41:55,400
Speaker 1: I guessed, Tom. You gotta come to me empty And

2103
01:41:57,000 --> 01:42:04,040
Speaker 1: I said, no guests, your present persons enough. I already

2104
01:42:04,280 --> 01:42:08,120
Speaker 1: had too much stuff, So how do you dare to

2105
01:42:08,360 --> 01:42:09,720
Speaker 1: surbey me