Speaker 1: Hello the Internet, and welcome to this episode of no
Speaker 1: Smoking Trend and a JFK assassination trend. Oh no smoking trend.
Speaker 1: I had my hopes up.
Speaker 2: This is wild.
Speaker 1: Voted for trump Man. He said he's gonna get the
Speaker 1: DAFK files. My name is Jack bet Over. There's Miles.
Speaker 1: It is Wednesday, March nineteenth. It's the afternoon. We now
Speaker 1: know who shot JFK. But before we get to that,
Speaker 1: these dang Lebron songs. I'll tell you what, man who's
Speaker 1: coming up with these? The Man in the Mirror one.
Speaker 1: I'm talking about the man on the Lakers.
Speaker 3: Yep, oh god, God bless these Lebron James songs.
Speaker 1: What is it?
Speaker 3: Just are they just using AI like some people are
Speaker 3: just fucking around?
Speaker 1: Yeah, like this one.
Speaker 3: Just just all the lyrics of Lebron, Lebron, Lebron James.
Speaker 1: People are just dum.
Speaker 3: I think it's just one of those things where it's
Speaker 3: you know people are talented, You know you're talented because
Speaker 3: some people are like posting them splicing shit together like
Speaker 3: in Ableton and stuff like some of these are being
Speaker 3: like at least they're singing and yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 3: either way, it's just like one of those things where
Speaker 3: we've got we've were being collectively real stupid for a
Speaker 3: little bit and we're just obsessed with this.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I do feel like I'm starting to see some
Speaker 1: Lebron love coming through a little bit. People are starting
Speaker 1: to you know, like obviously there's been fans, but there's
Speaker 1: always been an equal amount of hate for Lebron.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: I feel like sometimes like around now people are just
Speaker 1: like worn down yeah by like his greatness. There's like,
Speaker 1: I don't know, man, Yeah, I get like they're in
Speaker 1: it again.
Speaker 2: Laker, like he's back.
Speaker 1: In the conversation about who's gonna win a championship. I
Speaker 1: don't think they're gonna but that.
Speaker 2: I fuck.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Yeah, we ain't went in, but it'll it'll be fun,
Speaker 3: it'll be well.
Speaker 1: Moving on to my favorite sport, JFK assassination conspiracy theories.
Speaker 2: So happy for you. It's Christmas.
Speaker 1: It is Christmas. I did not have I did not
Speaker 1: have high hopes for this, and those high hopes, those
Speaker 1: low hopes were met. President Trump made a big show
Speaker 1: of releasing all the files on the JFK assassination. He
Speaker 1: did not do that. First of all, there's like some
Speaker 1: conspicuously absent, Like there's one the first like the transcript
Speaker 1: of the first meeting between the CIA and LBJ. People
Speaker 1: are like, we we've been waiting for that one for
Speaker 1: a while, like their first meeting after Kennedy was killed.
Speaker 3: And what does that mean to the conspiracy theorists out
Speaker 3: there that that wasn't released?
Speaker 1: So the absence of evidence is proof for all of
Speaker 1: us sickos who think we know what actually happened, that
Speaker 1: we were right, So thank you.
Speaker 2: Except Jack exactly.
Speaker 1: According to The New York Times, the documents are just
Speaker 1: a bust and like they don't really reveal anything like
Speaker 1: there So there's some of these documents that had big
Speaker 1: chunks of redacted text and they are now unredacted. And
Speaker 1: whatever people thought, well, you know, in their wildest dreams,
Speaker 1: was going to be under those black boxes, under that
Speaker 1: redact on these dacted documents fully dacted. Uh, it's just
Speaker 1: like names of agents and like you know, locations of
Speaker 1: CIA like safe houses and stuff like that, just like
Speaker 1: in the sixties. Yeah, in the sixties, stuff that like
Speaker 1: nobody was going to give a shit about. They were
Speaker 1: just you know, trying to keep it confusing and muddled.
Speaker 2: On Twitter, Masade was trending.
Speaker 3: Massad is getting a lot of I looked and everyone like,
Speaker 3: look at this, this it was Massad.
Speaker 1: As with any conspiracy theory, the anti Semites are out
Speaker 1: in full, it always comes back to that.
Speaker 2: Yes, yes, because they were.
Speaker 3: Like he was trying to he was trying to keep
Speaker 3: Israel from getting a nuclear weapon, so they had to
Speaker 3: offer he was trying to take over the media for
Speaker 3: the Irish, him and Frank Sinatra, and so they had
Speaker 3: to take him out.
Speaker 1: Yes, but I of course know what actually happened. I
Speaker 1: know that, Yeah, it was it was Oswald. And then
Speaker 1: there's a chance that one of the Secret Service agents
Speaker 1: was accidentally did the one that took off half his
Speaker 1: head by accident? Oh, because all hung over, they were
Speaker 1: massively they had been drinking until the sun came up.
Speaker 2: Is new or that's in what we already know.
Speaker 1: No, we already knew that.
Speaker 3: That's the of shit that's already kind of fucking like,
Speaker 3: hold on, what.
Speaker 1: Is a mess? It was a fucking mess. And like
Speaker 1: the other wild detail that like we all already know
Speaker 1: is that when like so that they you know, had
Speaker 1: take him to the local Dallas hospital pronounce him dead,
Speaker 1: and then the secret service comes in and steal his
Speaker 1: body at gunpoint and take it back to Washington, DC.
Speaker 1: Like they're like no, like we have protocols, like you're
Speaker 1: legally not allowed to take somebody who's been murdered like
Speaker 1: dead body out of like the jurisdiction. And they were like,
Speaker 1: we'd really like to see you stop us and stole
Speaker 1: his body and then his brain.
Speaker 2: They just kind of fucking put their hand on their hip.
Speaker 3: They say, yeah, yeah, you know, I'm you know, I'm
Speaker 3: clutching right now, right, you know, so don't want this
Speaker 3: to get the phone on the way doctor, Yeah, yeah, wow.
Speaker 2: What is that? Is that?
Speaker 3: The is that the is the sort of intrigue of
Speaker 3: that part to be like you can't properly do like
Speaker 3: an autopsy that would maybe.
Speaker 1: Yeah, there would been a different like a second type
Speaker 1: of bullet fragments and.
Speaker 2: What brain what's in the official autopsy?
Speaker 1: Is the official autopsy? I think is like brain is
Speaker 1: like missing, and there's just all sorts of like wild
Speaker 1: ship like.
Speaker 2: Not applicable all over and a and a and like
Speaker 2: oh okay.
Speaker 1: Yeah it's a it's a very strange autopsy and like
Speaker 1: it's evident to the person performing it, like that his
Speaker 1: body had been altered. So there's yeah, but you know,
Speaker 1: it's all right, So this is my theory. This is
Speaker 1: like my pet theory. Uh, there's people out you know,
Speaker 1: like you said, there's the anti Semitic conspiracy theories, which
Speaker 1: I wasn't really even that familiar with on the JFK thing.
Speaker 1: But yeah, they're out in full force. There's this great
Speaker 1: Daily Mail article where they're like and the fact that
Speaker 1: they don't they didn't release that lbj uh CIA director
Speaker 1: transcript points to the fact that Cuba might have been involved,
Speaker 1: which has always then the the just like big picture,
Speaker 1: the idea that US intelligence would want to hide Cuba's
Speaker 1: involvement to like save face for Cuba.
Speaker 2: They had a boner for justifying all the nonsense.
Speaker 1: They just invented a laser gun based illness five years
Speaker 1: ago that was attacking like their agents, Like they just
Speaker 1: made that one up to try and make it so
Speaker 1: we could have beef with Cuba. You think that if
Speaker 1: Cuba was involved in killing the president, that they'd be
Speaker 1: they'd be like hiding that fact. They would be so psyched.
Speaker 3: All right, don't like put your historical context around what
Speaker 3: I'm saying. Okay, it was just easier when I could
Speaker 3: just say a thing and people.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, Cuba.
Speaker 3: Fuck man, Well, what's up next for document dumps?
Speaker 1: I don't know, man, I mean that. Well, so uh
Speaker 1: and now we know he's a man of his word
Speaker 1: and is gonna do just put all everything on the table.
Speaker 1: He has also said that he wants to release all
Speaker 1: classified documents surrounding the assassination of r FK and Martin
Speaker 1: Luther King Jr. So I mean that, like I would
Speaker 1: definitely be interested to learn more about you sure about that?
Speaker 2: Okay?
Speaker 3: Whatever, Okay, yeah, oh man, we'll see, We'll see.
Speaker 1: So he's doing a lot of interesting things, you know,
Speaker 1: it's doing a lot of these big we're about to
Speaker 1: release the Epstein files, while like doing wild shit behind
Speaker 1: the scenes, like erasing Jackie Robinson from government websites. And so.
Speaker 1: A new development is that it's now legal, federally legal
Speaker 1: to have segregated facilities. Right there's most states have laws
Speaker 1: prohibiting you from having water fountains for whites only. But
Speaker 1: now that they're changing the books, so it's no longer
Speaker 1: federally illegal.
Speaker 3: What happens if they go like they go so far back,
Speaker 3: it's like segregated about by old school racial divisions.
Speaker 2: So it's white and black. What do the Asian people do?
Speaker 1: Right? What do you know?
Speaker 2: What do people from Mexico, guadam what are they supposed
Speaker 2: to just no water?
Speaker 1: Oh, they're not gonna be here anymore. Sorry. Did you
Speaker 1: not hear about the first batch of executive orders? They don't.
Speaker 3: This is so fucking wild, Like everything is just they're
Speaker 3: trying to god, especially black people.
Speaker 2: Like there's so many fucking stupid.
Speaker 3: Things that he's doing that's aimed directly at black people,
Speaker 3: trying to get I don't know what the fuck he's
Speaker 3: trying to do. I mean, he's probably trying to get
Speaker 3: people to act out of pocket so he can be like,
Speaker 3: you see, we gotta this is these are the problems
Speaker 3: I'm talking about.
Speaker 1: But this is just so yeah, it's just pick a
Speaker 1: fight by being racist and then being because yeah, he
Speaker 1: wants to claim that anything that is anti racist is
Speaker 1: like the problem with the country. So by being extraordinarily
Speaker 1: nineteen fifties racist, you can get people to try and
Speaker 1: do anti racism, and then he feels like he's on
Speaker 1: sound footing there and with the mainstream media as it's
Speaker 1: currently constitutor here, Mark, You're right, he might not be
Speaker 1: totally wrong about that. He might be pretty pretty safe
Speaker 1: to win that with the New York Times being like,
Speaker 1: you know, Trump's controversial statements on race draw the ire
Speaker 1: of you know. Yeah, there's also Ben Shapiro is launching
Speaker 1: a five part docuseriies titled The Case for Derek Chauvin
Speaker 1: that is going to be about like getting Derek Chauvin pardoned. So, yeah,
Speaker 1: exactly what you said, Trying to provoke a response.
Speaker 2: Yeah, of course they need to. They need to because
Speaker 2: this is he needs as many narratives going in the
Speaker 2: direction that the white ethno state is the only fuck answer, right,
Speaker 2: But the numbers are He's gonna be tricky with these
Speaker 2: numbers I'm looking at with the demographics Trump, although there
Speaker 2: are many people who are forgetting how systems are of
Speaker 2: oppression are affecting them.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but hey, you seem they seem pretty uncomfortable with
Speaker 1: the backlash to Tesla and Elon Musk, you know, like
Speaker 1: that that seems to make them uncomfortable because that feels
Speaker 1: like it's kind of across the board, Like he Elon
Speaker 1: Musk just came out and was like the woke radical
Speaker 1: there triperal left is trying to kill me.
Speaker 2: Yep, I mean I think it is. I think that is.
Speaker 3: I think for for white conservatives, they're used to seeing
Speaker 3: enraged minorities and they like that. But to see but
Speaker 3: to see people take their anger out on private property
Speaker 3: and like an effective.
Speaker 2: And very uh dynamic way.
Speaker 3: To put it lightly. Yeah, I like that because you
Speaker 3: saw how they were in twenty twenty. They're like that AutoZone.
Speaker 1: That's right, all right, let's take a quick break and
Speaker 1: we'll be back to talk about we might be able
Speaker 1: to see Coyote Verse acme. Guys, we got we got
Speaker 1: some There's Light at the end of the Tunnel, that
Speaker 1: Looney Tunes movie. Oh that's oft Yeah, that's off right.
Speaker 1: We might starring Will Forte. Yeah, I love a good sort.
Speaker 2: After the break and we're back and we talked about
Speaker 2: it during the break, so you're probably going to the
Speaker 2: next door.
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, uh, sorry about that, guys.
Speaker 2: You're gonna love it though, yeah, yeah, no.
Speaker 1: So Warner Brothers most famous tax right off Coyote Verse
Speaker 1: ACME is now that they're now talking to a smaller
Speaker 1: distributor about selling that movie to them. Thanks to you
Speaker 1: know the smaller distributor coming through. This is a distributor
Speaker 1: that just distributed a Warner Brothers animated movie The Day
Speaker 1: the Earth Blew Up, a Looney Tunes movie The Day
Speaker 1: the Earth Blew Up, also thanks to apparently the three
Speaker 1: ghosts that must have visited David Zaslov in the night
Speaker 1: to But yeah, so, Ketchup Entertainment is currently negotiating an
Speaker 1: all rights acquisition in the fifty million dollar range for
Speaker 1: a Coyote versus ACME, and if the deal goes through,
Speaker 1: the movie would get a theatrical release in twenty twenty six. Wow,
Speaker 1: this is like a Roger Rabbit style like live action
Speaker 1: mixed with Warner Brothers animation.
Speaker 3: Well, it's just like so weird for a thing that
Speaker 3: it felt like everyone was saying no this, it's like,
Speaker 3: actually good.
Speaker 2: I don't know why the fuck would they do this?
Speaker 3: But yeah, maybe now they're like, damn, I guess I
Speaker 3: guess we can. Maybe maybe it was worth putting out
Speaker 3: And I was just trying to get tax because of
Speaker 3: our fucking shareholder value.
Speaker 2: Yeah uh sure, but.
Speaker 1: David's zaz love rattling chains.
Speaker 4: You will sell the acquisition rights to catch up entertainment.
Speaker 4: You will stop jacking off to flee bag when people
Speaker 4: are in the room with you them, avert their eyes,
Speaker 4: or agree to skip the scene altogether.
Speaker 1: For anybody who doesn't know that, David Aslove loves to
Speaker 1: tell the story about how he went the first time
Speaker 1: he saw it. He liked fleabag. Guys, he's he's no square.
Speaker 1: He liked Fleabag. But when he first saw it, he
Speaker 1: was on his yacht with some friends and he started
Speaker 1: it and it was a little raunchy, and he turned
Speaker 1: around and said, guys, we're either gonna stop this right now,
Speaker 1: or we're gonna watch it, and we're not gonna look
Speaker 1: at each other while we're watching it. And he tells
Speaker 1: it like it's an understandable thing that he an understandable requests,
Speaker 1: and not just a transparent thing he was doing so
Speaker 1: people wouldn't notice that he was jacking off to.
Speaker 3: Ye back, I mean jacking off yeah again, this is
Speaker 3: this paragraph. In July twenty nineteen, the Zaslovs were on
Speaker 3: Geffen's yacht sailing around the Mediterranean with a crew that
Speaker 3: included Winfrey King and Lloyd and Laura Jacob's Blank Fine
Speaker 3: One night, fucking Oprah, Oprah, Yes, okay, that winfree, Yes
Speaker 3: exactly altogether.
Speaker 1: Not a King, Charles, but Gail King. Okay.
Speaker 2: One night and one night did They decided to screen
Speaker 2: the awordering BBC.
Speaker 3: Comedy Fleabag, which was made by a production company that
Speaker 3: Discovery now owns, but which Zaslov hadn't gotten around to
Speaker 3: watching a minute too. The first episode, the group found
Speaker 3: itself in the midst of a hot and heavy sex scene.
Speaker 1: Pause.
Speaker 2: So I put my hand up, recalls Zaslov. I go whoa.
Speaker 2: So they stop it, and I said, Okay, here's the strategy.
Speaker 2: We either shut it off.
Speaker 1: Strategy.
Speaker 3: We either shut it off or we put it back on,
Speaker 3: and everybody only looks for We don't look at each
Speaker 3: other until it's over.
Speaker 2: They want.
Speaker 1: Why did he think that? Because he was so ashamed
Speaker 1: and embarrassed.
Speaker 3: I don't know, dude, he he's something something was going
Speaker 3: on with his pants or some shit. Yeah yeah, or
Speaker 3: he's like so sexually repressed that he couldn't bear to
Speaker 3: be in the presence of an artistic depiction of sexual encounters.
Speaker 2: And then connect to another human being with your eyes
Speaker 2: while the time.
Speaker 1: It's very like whoah, all right, here's the strategy, which
Speaker 1: is what I like to do at the beginning. Anytime
Speaker 1: I'm watching a movie with some friends, I like to
Speaker 1: pause right right as the movie starting. All right, well,
Speaker 1: everybody chill out, everybody stop. Oh all right, here's the strategy.
Speaker 1: Okay for watching this movie going forward. You guys can
Speaker 1: do whatever you want, like looking looking wise, but I'm
Speaker 1: gonna be over. You're not gonna wonder what I'm doing
Speaker 1: under this weighted blanket. And those noises are normal. Find
Speaker 1: a new angle, Zazzars. But yeah, part of the reason
Speaker 1: that they might be considering the sale is just people
Speaker 1: keep talking about it. They I think they probably thought
Speaker 1: the story would just disappear. But just last month, like
Speaker 1: Will Forte was being interviewed, uh, and some of the
Speaker 1: interviewer was like, what did you think about your movie
Speaker 1: being shit? Can't into the dustbind of history? And his
Speaker 1: quote was my thoughts were that it's fucking bullshit. It
Speaker 1: is such a delightful movie. It deserves so much better
Speaker 1: than it got. I can't tell you possibly why the
Speaker 1: decision was made to not release it, but it makes
Speaker 1: my blood boil. Yeah, like it it's like Tim Robinson
Speaker 1: being like someone needs to shoot lorn in the back
Speaker 1: of the head about having Trump on fucking sn l.
Speaker 2: It's just holy shit.
Speaker 3: Well good luck. I hope it, I hope I mean
Speaker 3: enough good things about it. I definitely wanted to see it.
Speaker 1: So yeah. And the Looney Tunes movie The Day the
Speaker 1: Earth Blew Up a Looney Tunes movie, is apparently a hit.
Speaker 1: Apparently it's like eighty six percent of a round on the
Speaker 1: tomato meter. It didn't It's not a hit in the
Speaker 1: sense of nobody went to see it. Only four million
Speaker 1: people worth went to see it. But maybe get get
Speaker 1: out there, get out to your cinema's go see the
Speaker 1: Danglooney Tunes.
Speaker 2: Help Warner Brothers out? Will you?
Speaker 1: Would you help the Warner Brothers out? Well, I guess
Speaker 1: this is a this is ketchup entertainment that put it
Speaker 1: out all right, And finally there may be a postal
Speaker 1: worker strike.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, obviously. So much of what's happening with Doge
Speaker 3: is intentional. It's meant to make everything not work so
Speaker 3: then fucking the wealthy can come in, swoop in, privatize,
Speaker 3: take over the husks that remain, and we've just and
Speaker 3: everything will go to shit.
Speaker 1: But you've heard them disaster capitalism. But what if we
Speaker 1: were causing the disaster? Yeah, my name is Donald Trump.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we were both. We can make it happen. But
Speaker 2: you know, Lewis de Joy remember him from the first administration.
Speaker 1: He's still there, still there, way to go, Biden, Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: he's basically asking He was going around, like, you know,
Speaker 1: asking Ela and the DOGE people to be like, we
Speaker 1: need to close thousands of underperforming post office post offices
Speaker 1: under what so I'd imagine everyone's getting their fucking mail
Speaker 1: because that is the one thing that works actually here.
Speaker 1: So and this isn't like a fucking girl scout troop
Speaker 1: that isn't selling enough fucking cookies.
Speaker 3: And you're like, well, maybe we should find a new
Speaker 3: den for all those scouts. No, you're talking about closing
Speaker 3: up the fucking post office. And so now the Postal Service,
Speaker 3: the American Postal Workers Union, they represent more over like
Speaker 3: two hundred thousand postal workers. They are essentially they're saying, look,
Speaker 3: we we are going to be protesting this because what
Speaker 3: they are trying to do is a hostile as they say.
Speaker 3: Reports indicate that the new presidential administration is preparing an
Speaker 3: illegal and hostile takeover the USPS threatening the stability of
Speaker 3: our jobs are work places and the public service we
Speaker 3: proudly provide. It says now postal workers and the communities
Speaker 3: we serve are standing together to ensure our postal service
Speaker 3: stays in the hands of the people, not the billionaires.
Speaker 3: Let's make it clear to the country that US mail.
Speaker 2: Is not for sale.
Speaker 1: God, so there's not seeing a lot of confusion about like, Okay,
Speaker 1: so your tax dollars go to making things work so
Speaker 1: that like you can get mail and get electricity and
Speaker 1: like water come to your house and stuff like that,
Speaker 1: and you know, just overall infrastructure stuff. But like there's
Speaker 1: even in that uh Jubilee video where that where that
Speaker 1: one guy was like and these government organizations get tax breaks,
Speaker 1: they pay taxes for DEI yeah, exactly.
Speaker 2: Shut the fuck up. The fuck you're saying man.
Speaker 1: Like we're talking about the profitability of the post office
Speaker 1: is like so confused, Like I don't I don't understand
Speaker 1: what they think it does.
Speaker 3: Think there would be like something like that's equally as
Speaker 3: upsetting for people in the right if it's like a
Speaker 3: bunch of people talking about zin pouches.
Speaker 2: They clearly don't know what the fuck it is, right,
Speaker 2: and just.
Speaker 3: Saying weird shit and they're like, the fuck, yeah, they
Speaker 3: don't know what they're saying. Oh okay, so you do
Speaker 3: understand what that looks like when people don't know what
Speaker 3: the fuck they're talking about. Okay, I'm curious what the
Speaker 3: what the baseline is, but it doesn't matter.
Speaker 2: These people just want to see shit burn.
Speaker 1: So they want to burn it down so that they
Speaker 1: get the contracts to build it up.
Speaker 2: But these aren't the people that are even cheering it.
Speaker 1: You're not going to benefit from it, asshole.
Speaker 2: Just their team is yeah, to raw raw that shit.
Speaker 1: But that's right.
Speaker 3: Well congratulations, yeah, congratulations, you've played yourself all right.
Speaker 1: Those are some of the things that are trending on
Speaker 1: this Wednesday, March nineteenth. We are back tomorrow with the
Speaker 1: Who last episode of the show. Until then, be kind
Speaker 1: to each other, be kind to yourself, get your vaccines
Speaker 1: where you still can't get your flu shot, don't do
Speaker 1: nothing about white supremacy, and we will otel tomorrow.
Speaker 2: I adieu. H