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Speaker 1: Hello the Internet, and welcome to this episode of no

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Speaker 1: Smoking Trend and a JFK assassination trend. Oh no smoking trend.

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Speaker 1: I had my hopes up.

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Speaker 2: This is wild.

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Speaker 1: Voted for trump Man. He said he's gonna get the

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Speaker 1: DAFK files. My name is Jack bet Over. There's Miles.

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Speaker 1: It is Wednesday, March nineteenth. It's the afternoon. We now

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Speaker 1: know who shot JFK. But before we get to that,

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Speaker 1: these dang Lebron songs. I'll tell you what, man who's

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Speaker 1: coming up with these? The Man in the Mirror one.

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Speaker 1: I'm talking about the man on the Lakers.

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Speaker 3: Yep, oh god, God bless these Lebron James songs.

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Speaker 1: What is it?

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Speaker 3: Just are they just using AI like some people are

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Speaker 3: just fucking around?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, like this one.

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Speaker 3: Just just all the lyrics of Lebron, Lebron, Lebron James.

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Speaker 1: People are just dum.

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Speaker 3: I think it's just one of those things where it's

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Speaker 3: you know people are talented, You know you're talented because

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Speaker 3: some people are like posting them splicing shit together like

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Speaker 3: in Ableton and stuff like some of these are being

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Speaker 3: like at least they're singing and yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 3: either way, it's just like one of those things where

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Speaker 3: we've got we've were being collectively real stupid for a

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Speaker 3: little bit and we're just obsessed with this.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I do feel like I'm starting to see some

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Speaker 1: Lebron love coming through a little bit. People are starting

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Speaker 1: to you know, like obviously there's been fans, but there's

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Speaker 1: always been an equal amount of hate for Lebron.

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Speaker 2: Yeah.

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Speaker 1: I feel like sometimes like around now people are just

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Speaker 1: like worn down yeah by like his greatness. There's like,

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Speaker 1: I don't know, man, Yeah, I get like they're in

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Speaker 1: it again.

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Speaker 2: Laker, like he's back.

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Speaker 1: In the conversation about who's gonna win a championship. I

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Speaker 1: don't think they're gonna but that.

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Speaker 2: I fuck.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, Yeah, we ain't went in, but it'll it'll be fun,

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Speaker 3: it'll be well.

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Speaker 1: Moving on to my favorite sport, JFK assassination conspiracy theories.

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Speaker 2: So happy for you. It's Christmas.

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Speaker 1: It is Christmas. I did not have I did not

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Speaker 1: have high hopes for this, and those high hopes, those

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Speaker 1: low hopes were met. President Trump made a big show

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Speaker 1: of releasing all the files on the JFK assassination. He

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Speaker 1: did not do that. First of all, there's like some

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Speaker 1: conspicuously absent, Like there's one the first like the transcript

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Speaker 1: of the first meeting between the CIA and LBJ. People

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Speaker 1: are like, we we've been waiting for that one for

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Speaker 1: a while, like their first meeting after Kennedy was killed.

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Speaker 3: And what does that mean to the conspiracy theorists out

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Speaker 3: there that that wasn't released?

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Speaker 1: So the absence of evidence is proof for all of

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Speaker 1: us sickos who think we know what actually happened, that

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Speaker 1: we were right, So thank you.

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Speaker 2: Except Jack exactly.

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Speaker 1: According to The New York Times, the documents are just

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Speaker 1: a bust and like they don't really reveal anything like

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Speaker 1: there So there's some of these documents that had big

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Speaker 1: chunks of redacted text and they are now unredacted. And

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Speaker 1: whatever people thought, well, you know, in their wildest dreams,

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Speaker 1: was going to be under those black boxes, under that

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Speaker 1: redact on these dacted documents fully dacted. Uh, it's just

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Speaker 1: like names of agents and like you know, locations of

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Speaker 1: CIA like safe houses and stuff like that, just like

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Speaker 1: in the sixties. Yeah, in the sixties, stuff that like

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Speaker 1: nobody was going to give a shit about. They were

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Speaker 1: just you know, trying to keep it confusing and muddled.

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Speaker 2: On Twitter, Masade was trending.

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Speaker 3: Massad is getting a lot of I looked and everyone like,

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Speaker 3: look at this, this it was Massad.

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Speaker 1: As with any conspiracy theory, the anti Semites are out

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Speaker 1: in full, it always comes back to that.

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Speaker 2: Yes, yes, because they were.

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Speaker 3: Like he was trying to he was trying to keep

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Speaker 3: the Irish, him and Frank Sinatra, and so they had

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Speaker 1: Yes, but I of course know what actually happened. I

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Speaker 1: know that, Yeah, it was it was Oswald. And then

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Speaker 1: there's a chance that one of the Secret Service agents

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Speaker 1: was accidentally did the one that took off half his

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Speaker 1: head by accident? Oh, because all hung over, they were

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Speaker 2: Is new or that's in what we already know.

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Speaker 1: No, we already knew that.

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Speaker 3: That's the of shit that's already kind of fucking like,

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Speaker 3: hold on, what.

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Speaker 1: Is a mess? It was a fucking mess. And like

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Speaker 1: the other wild detail that like we all already know

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Speaker 1: is that when like so that they you know, had

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Speaker 1: and then the secret service comes in and steal his

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Speaker 1: body at gunpoint and take it back to Washington, DC.

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Speaker 1: Like they're like no, like we have protocols, like you're

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Speaker 1: legally not allowed to take somebody who's been murdered like

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Speaker 1: dead body out of like the jurisdiction. And they were like,

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Speaker 1: we'd really like to see you stop us and stole

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Speaker 1: his body and then his brain.

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Speaker 2: They just kind of fucking put their hand on their hip.

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Speaker 3: They say, yeah, yeah, you know, I'm you know, I'm

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Speaker 3: clutching right now, right, you know, so don't want this

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Speaker 3: to get the phone on the way doctor, Yeah, yeah, wow.

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Speaker 2: What is that? Is that?

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Speaker 3: The is that the is the sort of intrigue of

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Speaker 3: that part to be like you can't properly do like

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Speaker 3: an autopsy that would maybe.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, there would been a different like a second type

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Speaker 2: What brain what's in the official autopsy?

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Speaker 1: Is the official autopsy? I think is like brain is

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Speaker 1: like missing, and there's just all sorts of like wild

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Speaker 2: Not applicable all over and a and a and like

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Speaker 1: Yeah it's a it's a very strange autopsy and like

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Speaker 1: it's evident to the person performing it, like that his

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Speaker 1: body had been altered. So there's yeah, but you know,

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Speaker 1: it's all right, So this is my theory. This is

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Speaker 1: like my pet theory. Uh, there's people out you know,

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Speaker 1: like you said, there's the anti Semitic conspiracy theories, which

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Speaker 1: I wasn't really even that familiar with on the JFK thing.

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Speaker 1: But yeah, they're out in full force. There's this great

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Speaker 1: they don't they didn't release that lbj uh CIA director

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Speaker 1: transcript points to the fact that Cuba might have been involved,

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Speaker 1: which has always then the the just like big picture,

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Speaker 1: the idea that US intelligence would want to hide Cuba's

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Speaker 2: They had a boner for justifying all the nonsense.

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Speaker 1: They just invented a laser gun based illness five years

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Speaker 1: ago that was attacking like their agents, Like they just

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Speaker 1: we could have beef with Cuba. You think that if

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Speaker 1: Cuba was involved in killing the president, that they'd be

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Speaker 1: they'd be like hiding that fact. They would be so psyched.

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Speaker 3: All right, don't like put your historical context around what

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Speaker 3: I'm saying. Okay, it was just easier when I could

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Speaker 3: just say a thing and people.

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, Cuba.

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Speaker 3: Fuck man, Well, what's up next for document dumps?

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Speaker 1: I don't know, man, I mean that. Well, so uh

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Speaker 1: and now we know he's a man of his word

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Speaker 1: and is gonna do just put all everything on the table.

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Speaker 1: He has also said that he wants to release all

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Speaker 1: Luther King Jr. So I mean that, like I would

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Speaker 1: definitely be interested to learn more about you sure about that?

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Speaker 2: Okay?

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Speaker 3: Whatever, Okay, yeah, oh man, we'll see, We'll see.

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Speaker 1: So he's doing a lot of interesting things, you know,

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Speaker 1: it's doing a lot of these big we're about to

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Speaker 1: release the Epstein files, while like doing wild shit behind

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Speaker 1: the scenes, like erasing Jackie Robinson from government websites. And so.

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Speaker 1: A new development is that it's now legal, federally legal

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Speaker 1: to have segregated facilities. Right there's most states have laws

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Speaker 1: prohibiting you from having water fountains for whites only. But

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Speaker 1: now that they're changing the books, so it's no longer

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Speaker 3: What happens if they go like they go so far back,

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Speaker 3: it's like segregated about by old school racial divisions.

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Speaker 2: So it's white and black. What do the Asian people do?

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Speaker 1: Right? What do you know?

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Speaker 2: What do people from Mexico, guadam what are they supposed

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Speaker 2: to just no water?

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Speaker 1: Oh, they're not gonna be here anymore. Sorry. Did you

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Speaker 1: not hear about the first batch of executive orders? They don't.

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Speaker 3: This is so fucking wild, Like everything is just they're

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Speaker 3: trying to god, especially black people.

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Speaker 2: Like there's so many fucking stupid.

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Speaker 3: Things that he's doing that's aimed directly at black people,

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Speaker 3: trying to get I don't know what the fuck he's

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Speaker 1: But this is just so yeah, it's just pick a

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Speaker 1: fight by being racist and then being because yeah, he

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Speaker 1: wants to claim that anything that is anti racist is

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Speaker 1: like the problem with the country. So by being extraordinarily

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Speaker 1: currently constitutor here, Mark, You're right, he might not be

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Speaker 1: totally wrong about that. He might be pretty pretty safe

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Speaker 1: to win that with the New York Times being like,

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Speaker 1: you know, Trump's controversial statements on race draw the ire

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Speaker 1: of you know. Yeah, there's also Ben Shapiro is launching

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Speaker 1: a five part docuseriies titled The Case for Derek Chauvin

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Speaker 1: that is going to be about like getting Derek Chauvin pardoned. So, yeah,

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Speaker 1: exactly what you said, Trying to provoke a response.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, of course they need to. They need to because

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Speaker 2: this is he needs as many narratives going in the

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Speaker 2: direction that the white ethno state is the only fuck answer, right,

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Speaker 2: But the numbers are He's gonna be tricky with these

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Speaker 2: numbers I'm looking at with the demographics Trump, although there

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Speaker 2: are many people who are forgetting how systems are of

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Speaker 2: oppression are affecting them.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, but hey, you seem they seem pretty uncomfortable with

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Speaker 1: the backlash to Tesla and Elon Musk, you know, like

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Speaker 1: that that seems to make them uncomfortable because that feels

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Speaker 1: like it's kind of across the board, Like he Elon

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Speaker 1: Musk just came out and was like the woke radical

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Speaker 1: there triperal left is trying to kill me.

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Speaker 2: Yep, I mean I think it is. I think that is.

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Speaker 3: I think for for white conservatives, they're used to seeing

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Speaker 3: enraged minorities and they like that. But to see but

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Speaker 3: to see people take their anger out on private property

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Speaker 3: and like an effective.

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Speaker 2: And very uh dynamic way.

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Speaker 3: To put it lightly. Yeah, I like that because you

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Speaker 3: saw how they were in twenty twenty. They're like that AutoZone.

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Speaker 1: That's right, all right, let's take a quick break and

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Speaker 1: we'll be back to talk about we might be able

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Speaker 1: to see Coyote Verse acme. Guys, we got we got

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Speaker 1: some There's Light at the end of the Tunnel, that

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Speaker 1: So Warner Brothers most famous tax right off Coyote Verse

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Speaker 4: You will sell the acquisition rights to catch up entertainment.

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Speaker 3: this paragraph. In July twenty nineteen, the Zaslovs were on

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Speaker 2: We either shut it off.

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Speaker 3: We either shut it off or we put it back on,

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Speaker 1: Why did he think that? Because he was so ashamed

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Speaker 1: So they want to burn it down so that they

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Speaker 1: this Wednesday, March nineteenth. We are back tomorrow with the

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Speaker 1: Who last episode of the show. Until then, be kind

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